First spring training game game day thread
by Adam J. Morris on Mar 4, 2010 1:30 PM CST
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Go Rangers!
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2010 Rangers Commercial to get your juices flowing…
PM Productions - My Work - Song of the Week - Clip of the Week
"Heres the thing... I made that tape special for today, my special Monday morning tape for you, SPECIAL!
Well it's fucking Monday afternoon you should get out of bed earlier!"
John Cusack and Jack Black, High Fidelity
by FormerLSBUser on Mar 4, 2010 1:31 PM CST reply actions
you realize that's the play that got Josh Hamilton hurt again
that doesn’t get me pumped up
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
still was
an amazing play
PM Productions - My Work - Song of the Week - Clip of the Week
"Heres the thing... I made that tape special for today, my special Monday morning tape for you, SPECIAL!
Well it's fucking Monday afternoon you should get out of bed earlier!"
John Cusack and Jack Black, High Fidelity
by FormerLSBUser on Mar 4, 2010 3:10 PM CST up reply actions
Man, the off-season wasn't good to Elvis
Oh wait, that’s Warsh. Nevermind.
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
Go motherfuckin Rangers is right.
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
work....baseball....work....baseball...
Baseball wins!!!!
"I've had a lot of experience with semantics, so don't try to lure me into some maze of circular logic."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Mar 4, 2010 1:42 PM CST up reply actions
yep
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
every time
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
Pfft...
Work. That’s what wives are for.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Looks like we've got ourselves a new SS
"They’ve taken the Illini to the woodshed."
-Steve Lavin on Mizzou v. Illinois
El Andrus
he’s that prospect from Dubai, right?
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
OMG YES.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
Is 105.3 going to block its online stream?
Because if it does, I will be none-too-pleased.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
If 105.3 FM goes dark...
…any streams you post would be wholly appreciated.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
If 105.3 goes dark...
would anyone notice?
"I've had a lot of experience with semantics, so don't try to lure me into some maze of circular logic."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Mar 4, 2010 1:54 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Checkmate.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
Mebbe some feeds here:
FreeBaseballRadio.com & TheGameLive.com
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
105.3 Hasn't gone dark yet
TheGameLive has nothing but downed links so far, and the FreeBaseballRadio doesn’t have anything on schedule for today.
Online stream :)
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Mar 4, 2010 2:07 PM CST up reply actions 5 recs
the beautiful sounds of Eric Nadel
i feel like a guy who was having withdrawals and was just given my drug!
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
You are da man!
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
props, rec, and thanks
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
Enjoy buddy
Today is a minor holiday.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
You can pay $5 or so
http://www.macworld.com/article/139205/2009/03/mlb_at_bat_audio.html
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
I just flipped it over there and they said they will not be covering the game due
to MLB rules…trying to get KRLD on my radio but it’s proving futile….
"I've had a lot of experience with semantics, so don't try to lure me into some maze of circular logic."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Mar 4, 2010 1:54 PM CST up reply actions
"OH FUCK YOU DALE SCOTT. You fucking bum ass umpire!"
Just warming up…do re mi….do re mi
by TooLegitToQuit on Mar 4, 2010 1:52 PM CST via mobile reply actions
if there isn't an online box score
I’m going to be relying on updates from others listening to it on the radio, so I’m counting on you guys…
What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.
Both teams in FL Huh?....
One of the easiest areas to regularly acquire PED, including HG, due to their large amounts of anti-aging clinics…
Coincidence?
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
are we sure he's really the one decided
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Which league minimum deal should I take....?
"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.
wouldn't that be an easy decision for Hank
Stay in the AL where you can still DH if needed or go to the NL where you’re forced to the play in the field?
Let me fix that for you.
Stay in the AL where you can still DH if needed or go to the NL where you’re forced to
the play in the fieldsit the bench?
"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.
My girlfriend asked how I can listen to a spring training game on the radio.
I replied that I would listen to Eric Nadel describe the Rangers playing poker in the clubhouse.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
Oh, I see what you did there.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
x
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
nice
Texas Rangers, sometimes they are the windshield, sometimes they are the bug — Evan Grant
by SonnyKoufaxLSU on Mar 4, 2010 2:05 PM CST up reply actions
Fuck Tom Hicks
Get the Fuck OUT!
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Today's Forecast:
A strong chance of sports goosebumps with occasionally falling sports-tears.
OMFGBASEBALLISBACK!!!!!!!!!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
OT: MLB Trade Rumors' comment section is a beating.
I see the Rangers battling the A’s for last place, neither team has enough proven pitching to compete with the Angels or Mariners. Rangers may able to score some runs expecially if Hamilton stays healthy, but none of the starting pitchers aside from Harden IF healthy have shown they can shut other teams down. Bullpen is another problem, the season could go south in hurry… As everyone knows, good pitching beats good hitting…
22.5 Million spent very unwisely on Harden, Guerrero, Lewis, and Oliver. At the end of the day, the Rangers probably will get about 9 millions worth of value.
Why would you read this crap?
Why would you make me read this crap? My fucking head hurts now. These guys should be round up and beaten.
"We pitched, we caught the ball, we ran the bases, we had good days where we out-fundamentalized the other team." - Ronald Washington
I get the game on my iPhone.
Nice
by TooLegitToQuit on Mar 4, 2010 2:07 PM CST via mobile reply actions
mlb at bat 2010?
audio or video?
The app says it won’t start carrying audio until mid-march…I almost got it today, but when I saw that..I passed.
I have AOL radio, the app.
It carrries 105.3 The Fan.
It’s free.
by TooLegitToQuit on Mar 4, 2010 2:23 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Royals 1-4:
Podsednik, Kendall, Butler, Ankiel.
I mean, WOW.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
BORBON SINGLES! YES!
102-60!
"They’ve taken the Illini to the woodshed."
-Steve Lavin on Mizzou v. Illinois
Alright, you guys are ahead of me quite a bit, so I'm gonna bow out.
Go Rangers.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
woot! drafted Borbon in my fantasy league today!
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
I think I'm 1 min. behind you
ridiculous!
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
I'm listening to KRLD through MLB gameday audio
mlb.tv re-upped my sucscription automatically, but at least that gets me gameday audio too.
Gameday Audio and the iPhone app
Do you know whether or not you automatically gain access to iPhone audio streams if you purchase MLB.com’s Gameday Audio package? Suuuuuuuuurely that’s the case.
Yay baseball!
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
VLAD!
"We pitched, we caught the ball, we ran the bases, we had good days where we out-fundamentalized the other team." - Ronald Washington
Woo! Vlad popout!
Wait… no woo again.
Runner on third with less than two outs and he doesn’t score. Time for a little GDT emotion.
YAAARRRGGGHHHH!!!
oh man
I forgot how it feels to have a runner on second with no outs and leave that guy stranded.
What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.
it'll come back to you pretty quickly
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
It's like riding a bike.
"If this video was an ice cream flavor, it'd be pralines and dick." Clark
re: Matthew Wilder-Break My Stride, 4/17/09
Ugh.
Almost there…so close…
"The way to see by faith is to shut the eye of reason." - Benjamin Franklin
my Ranger nips are Hardened
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
Oh noes!
Harden started off 1-0 and gave up a base hit! Now all those people in the mlbtraderumors.com comment section are right! :(
Getting loose for ST?
Upper 80’s fastballs dont do much for me ;)
we get Hockey now?
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
I think The Fan just got wise to the fact that they were streaming a game that they shouldn't have been streaming
by Joey Matschulat on Mar 4, 2010 2:18 PM CST up reply actions
That sucks, but blame MLB and blame Canada
"If this video was an ice cream flavor, it'd be pralines and dick." Clark
re: Matthew Wilder-Break My Stride, 4/17/09
Dammit!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
FAIL. That was dissapointing.
"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.
what a tease....
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
That's it? 1 fucking inning?
What a sham.
by TooLegitToQuit on Mar 4, 2010 2:27 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Nice throw from Salty to ping Podsednik in the foot
"If this video was an ice cream flavor, it'd be pralines and dick." Clark
re: Matthew Wilder-Break My Stride, 4/17/09
Way to go Salty!!!
Way to protect Harden’s ERA and his confidence….
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
I forgot Ankiel was w/the Royals this year
"If this video was an ice cream flavor, it'd be pralines and dick." Clark
re: Matthew Wilder-Break My Stride, 4/17/09
it's easy to forget who plays for the Royals
outside of Greinke and Soria
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Indeed....
"I've had a lot of experience with semantics, so don't try to lure me into some maze of circular logic."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Mar 4, 2010 2:24 PM CST up reply actions
Goddammit Ian
At least it wasn’t a popup.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Potty mouth!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Aw
You know you missed me.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
;)
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
first creepy post from rodney
it must be baseball season..
I hope the velocity is only due to being early in ST
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Was it an uppercut?
Is Kinsler fixed?
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
Toby Hall.
Morality you can fake. Fun you either have or you don't.
by LSJ on Mar 4, 2010 2:26 PM CST up reply actions
Salty, but Tea will have it by the end of May.
All aboard the Tea bandwagon!!! I"m leading it up.
"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.
Lots of empty seats on you wagon
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
Wait until May my friend...
"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.
Cruz da'man
better bench him now
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Davis is ahead in the count 2-0
that’s incredible
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
doesnt count as a walk
he didnt earn it. inflation of his OBP.
"They’ve taken the Illini to the woodshed."
-Steve Lavin on Mizzou v. Illinois
by Jason Brynsvold on Mar 4, 2010 2:29 PM CST up reply actions
Did he have an infield hit?
"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.
Oh Noes!
Here comes an IF single!!!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Davis walks!
EAT IT, JOSEY!
What's up my little chicken pot pie?
Even though your face is huge, I love the shit out of you girl.
What're you bitches up to?
GDT WOOOT!
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
that's a stupid question
:)
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Participation
I didn’t participate much last year. I’m usually working a game myself in the evenings. This year I might have to log in more frequently
Just got the iPhone app
Audio is working. But is it always this quiet on the iPhone?
by SaltyDawg on Mar 4, 2010 2:29 PM CST via mobile reply actions
update
Salty: 0
Tea: 0
Fanatics - my webcomic
by DShep on Mar 4, 2010 2:31 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
HA!
attaboy Salty!
What's up my little chicken pot pie?
Even though your face is huge, I love the shit out of you girl.
by JimCrankshaft on Mar 4, 2010 2:31 PM CST up reply actions
that was a 3 run shot
he doesn’t get an extra point for that
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
WOOWOOWOOWOOWOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
WOOOOHOOOOO!!!!!!
SALTY!!!
"I've had a lot of experience with semantics, so don't try to lure me into some maze of circular logic."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Mar 4, 2010 2:31 PM CST reply actions
What the hell?
I’m listening on my iPhone via AtBat. I also get the text alerts from MLB. I got the alert before the pitch on the radio.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
GOOO SALTY!!!
Good start to the spring!
"The way to see by faith is to shut the eye of reason." - Benjamin Franklin
Salty sez
Fuck you, LSJ!!!
:)
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Welcome back, sir.
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
Oh wow.
Uhh…Hi, and welcome back.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Oh wow.
This is hella awkward. We need something to break the tension.
I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010
by Aquaman, Esq. on Mar 4, 2010 3:01 PM CST up reply actions
Image fail.
I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010
by Aquaman, Esq. on Mar 4, 2010 3:02 PM CST up reply actions
Yes, he is
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
good to see ya again man....
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
boom
salty homers
I soloed in the Mile High Club!
Hah has this bradley quote been discussed yet?
“Two years ago, I played, and I was good,” said Bradley. “I go to Chicago, not good. I’ve been good my whole career. So, obviously, it was something with Chicago, not me”
Ah, milton.
Fanatics - my webcomic
what a moron.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
there are few people that can be quoted saying something like this
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
T.O? Ron Artest? Gary Matthews JR?
lol
by TooLegitToQuit on Mar 4, 2010 2:42 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
x
has he signed with anyone or is he still in Chicago?
I soloed in the Mile High Club!
He was traded to Seattle for Silva, remember?
Morality you can fake. Fun you either have or you don't.
by LSJ on Mar 4, 2010 2:34 PM CST up reply actions
Going for the natural cycle in the first game of ST!
"They’ve taken the Illini to the woodshed."
-Steve Lavin on Mizzou v. Illinois
so sportacular just sent an alert that the Ranger game was about to start
a little late with that one aren’t we fellas
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
I think I'm more fired up about Borbon that anyone...
RUN
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
in other news
kyle davies sucks
"They’ve taken the Illini to the woodshed."
-Steve Lavin on Mizzou v. Illinois
Yeah, they are really working him over
At this rate, he won’t last past the 5th inning
WTF. Is the Fan's stream working for everyone else?
Are you all hearing the game right now? I’m hearing something but it isn’t the Rangers.
Ready for some baseball.
I forgot how awesome it was to have Gameday and a GDT open simultaneously.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
+1
opening up gameday and the GDT thread and not paying attention to class is a favorite past time of mine.
wow, very nice!
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Hey, that's kinda cool
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Download this program
http://sourceforge.net/projects/rbtray/
It adds an option to your right-click menu so you can make a window “stay on top”, so you can type in the GDT and still see the gameday mini window…just tried it out and it seems to do the trick.
by fightingengineer on Mar 4, 2010 2:57 PM CST up reply actions
Cool
How are things dude?
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Things are good
Work is busy, life is busy, but hope to be around for some good GDTs this year! Maybe this year I can use the playoff tickets I bought…
by fightingengineer on Mar 4, 2010 3:15 PM CST up reply actions
Good to hear
I am doink ok.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
you better be around for GDT's boy
"They’ve taken the Illini to the woodshed."
-Steve Lavin on Mizzou v. Illinois
by Jason Brynsvold on Mar 4, 2010 3:18 PM CST up reply actions
I forgot how awesome Nadel HR calls are.
Morality you can fake. Fun you either have or you don't.
by LSJ on Mar 4, 2010 2:39 PM CST up reply actions
I guess it is time to find some new celebration gifs..
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
I have to do something about the cups that are starting to collect on my desk
over the last two days
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Well, you can always send Adrian Beltre's back to him
Morality you can fake. Fun you either have or you don't.
by LSJ on Mar 4, 2010 2:40 PM CST up reply actions
Oh, you still waiting for the season prediction too?
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Is that a salty bomb?
If so, tremendous.
I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010
by Aquaman, Esq. on Mar 4, 2010 2:41 PM CST up reply actions
Did you go to Texas A&M by chance?
I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010
by Aquaman, Esq. on Mar 4, 2010 2:42 PM CST up reply actions
Just curious, I've noticed that Aggies have a tendency to call the team they support "the good guys."
Not a flame at all, just something I noticed. Quite possible that many/every fanbase does it, but I’ve noticed it more from Aggies than anybody else.
I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010
by Aquaman, Esq. on Mar 4, 2010 2:44 PM CST up reply actions
Omfg, I hate it when he does that.
I immediately wanna shank a homeless man when he says that.
by TooLegitToQuit on Mar 4, 2010 2:47 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I've been a Longhorn fan for 18 yrs.....
so maybe I’ll start using….. the awesome guys!!
Wash is an idiot!!
Murphy channeling his inner Kinsler.
I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010
Anyone know why no gameday on MLB At Bat 2010??
Last year that had the gamecast/pitch tracker piece
Elvis has "shook up" Arlington!!
probably not ready yet......
as usual.
It will probably be going in a couple of weeks.
Wash is an idiot!!
maybe this will work....
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
I've seen it before, and it's still funny.
Though wildly inaccurate, obviously.
I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010
by Aquaman, Esq. on Mar 4, 2010 2:48 PM CST up reply actions
one of my all time favorites though
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
Damn you for making me watch the entire thing
Morality you can fake. Fun you either have or you don't.
by LSJ on Mar 4, 2010 2:49 PM CST up reply actions
That's amazing.
“Hey Churchill, come help me.”
“Oh sure, like you helped me? I’ll just sit here.”
“Don’t be an ass.”
“Don’t be a commie.”
“WTF are nooks?”
“Who’s the criple now?!”
25 PITCHES THROUGH 1.1 INNINGS?
Disaster. Far too many. Send him to the bullpen.
I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010
one more...
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
I guess no one liked the steve irwin one?
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
oh. i get it.. cause he's dead!
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
no, seriously..
lol.
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
Should prolly be about 92, looking at that
Morality you can fake. Fun you either have or you don't.
by LSJ on Mar 4, 2010 2:51 PM CST up reply actions
hee hee, Robinson Tejeda
Good luck with that
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
If he comes in and completely shits the bed
God help the meltdown on this board.
I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010
by Aquaman, Esq. on Mar 4, 2010 2:52 PM CST up reply actions
God can't even help that meltdown
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
kinsler -- 2 ABs --- ZERO popups
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Oh Dave Barnett
I forgot how terrible you are.
You had me all excited there for a moment when you said “shot through the gap”.
Morality you can fake. Fun you either have or you don't.
The only thing worse is the pop up.
which 5 seconds later becomes a homerun, which you knew already because the opposing crowd is going nuts.
Gag
I didn’t miss him a bit.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
yeah, his "gap" is between SS and 3B
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
between Borbon, Kinsler, Andrus, Cruz etc
we’re gonna be really good on the bases — well, at least stealing them anyway
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
I really hope he has a big year
would that really help our team or what. Even a decent year would be a big help
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Yay!
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Tejeda was actually surprisingly good at the end of last year
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Davies wasn't bad last year
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
I figure I should mix in some rationality
since the rest of my posts in this thread have been unbridled optimism.
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soooooo much it's scary.....
"They’ve taken the Illini to the woodshed."
-Steve Lavin on Mizzou v. Illinois
by Jason Brynsvold on Mar 4, 2010 2:57 PM CST up reply actions
probably won't have any all year
You hear about the "Electric Arms", they're all the rage.
"If the Rangers have marked improvement in 2010, I'm going to need to give JD credit." Josey Wales, Feb. 10, 2010 11:45 AM CST
we have such disciplined hitters
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
we have to assume we'll score 5 runs every 3 innings, right?
You hear about the "Electric Arms", they're all the rage.
"If the Rangers have marked improvement in 2010, I'm going to need to give JD credit." Josey Wales, Feb. 10, 2010 11:45 AM CST
we are playing the royals, right?
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
Chris Davis says
Shove it up your ass, Wales.
I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010
by Aquaman, Esq. on Mar 4, 2010 2:58 PM CST up reply actions
Someone should make a sign of that
And hang it on the railing in the OF.
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
Can his ego get any bigger?
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
I was thinking about incorporating this into a Caught Stealing gif for opposing players...
what do you guys think?
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
by laxtonto on Mar 4, 2010 3:00 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
I think that guy's awfully cooperative in getting bodyslammed
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
wow
that is insanely awesome
"They’ve taken the Illini to the woodshed."
-Steve Lavin on Mizzou v. Illinois
by Jason Brynsvold on Mar 4, 2010 3:02 PM CST up reply actions
Nice red x
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
Awesome.
I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010
by Aquaman, Esq. on Mar 4, 2010 3:03 PM CST up reply actions
Seriously I can't stop watching.
That is the most awesome thing I’ve ever seen.
Ready for some baseball.
I'm surprised that
the gameday is updating the action before I hear it on the radio (105.3 FM)
I’m so thankful for FM reception at work. I could never listen when they were on 1080.
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
Seriously, why the hell am I hearing JT the Brick?
Is anybody else having this problem or have you found a different link?
Ready for some baseball.
I’m listening to the game on the radio, not using an internet stream.
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
I was told that I could listen to the radio at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven, I told Bill that if Sandra is going to listen to her headphones while she’s filing then I should be able to listen to the radio while I’m collating so I don’t see why I should have to turn down the radio because I enjoy listening at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven.
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
I've been surrounded by beautiful women all my life.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
cobra commander
"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Mar 4, 2010 3:07 PM CST up reply actions
Im kind of optimistic about Colby
i think he’s got a chance to make a name for himself with this 2nd chance…
"They’ve taken the Illini to the woodshed."
-Steve Lavin on Mizzou v. Illinois
hitting 90. better than harden.
"They’ve taken the Illini to the woodshed."
-Steve Lavin on Mizzou v. Illinois
I'm proud to announce that Darwin Cubillan's House of Pain is back for another spring
Audio stream: http://tinyurl.com/rangerstv
by joemccarthy on Mar 4, 2010 3:05 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
Thanks Joe!
/Suzy
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
most excellent
"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Mar 4, 2010 3:10 PM CST up reply actions
Fickle Bastard!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
The manager of Jos. A. Bank here was in class to speak to us today
And he is giving everyone there a buy 1, get 2 free deal on suits. and 50% off anything else afterward (besides shoes). Nice.
Don't kid yourself
They always have a promotion like that going on. It’s all designed to make you think you’re getting a better deal than you actually are. Good marketing tactic, though.
Photocopy that coupon
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
that's a good deal if you have the money for the one suit
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
So if he fucks up we can call it a Colbyashi Maru.
"The way to see by faith is to shut the eye of reason." - Benjamin Franklin
by JBP on Mar 4, 2010 3:08 PM CST up reply actions
COLBYASHI!
mowing down the top of their order…..
"They’ve taken the Illini to the woodshed."
-Steve Lavin on Mizzou v. Illinois
Colby for Cy Young!
You hear about the "Electric Arms", they're all the rage.
"If the Rangers have marked improvement in 2010, I'm going to need to give JD credit." Josey Wales, Feb. 10, 2010 11:45 AM CST
Colby for HOF!
What's up my little chicken pot pie?
Even though your face is huge, I love the shit out of you girl.
by JimCrankshaft on Mar 4, 2010 3:14 PM CST up reply actions
Easy now.
That’s the KC Royals you are talking about.
"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.
nope.
World Series.
Book it.
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
done
"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Mar 4, 2010 3:11 PM CST up reply actions
was that a psa for not say "that's so gay"
that’s pretty damn gay indeed
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
so gay
You hear about the "Electric Arms", they're all the rage.
"If the Rangers have marked improvement in 2010, I'm going to need to give JD credit." Josey Wales, Feb. 10, 2010 11:45 AM CST
They ran that all last season
Christ it’s annoying.
Morality you can fake. Fun you either have or you don't.
by LSJ on Mar 4, 2010 3:11 PM CST up reply actions
Anyone else having to continuously reload Gameday to get it to work?
by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010 3:11 PM CST via mobile reply actions
not so far.. sorry.
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
It keeps dying on me
Like it never fully reloads when it should update.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
does it make the Pac-man sound when it dies?
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
MY does what he does!
"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.
Do Spring Training hits count towards Face's quest for 200 H this season?
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
So when Murph is in for Josh, Vlad, or Julio
Is Warsh going to always bat him 3rd? Wouldnt that be a good spot for Kins to be, especially if it is Josh or Vlad that Murph is in for?
Elvis has "shook up" Arlington!!
Wash does like to keep guys where they usually play.
Wants to keep them comfy. So it wouldn’t surprise me.
"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.
Colby's inning
So I looked at Gameday and I see a bunch of pitches right on the edge of the strike zone. Accurate? Nice, if so.
Freude, schoener Goetterfunken,
Tochter aus Elysium,
Wir betreten feuertrunken,
Himmlische dein Heiligtum.
That jives with what the broadcast was saying
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
VLADDY!!!!
"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.
looks like another 0-22 start for Murph
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
Hopefully spring training counts for that and he gears up for the regular season.
"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.
wow if this game is any indication of how the season will go.... i love it
Texas Rangers- You hang 'em, we bang 'em!
still hasn't quite sunk in that vlad is going to be wearing a rangers uni
on april 5. i love it
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this is why today doesn't suck
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
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