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Davis, Nellie and Kiz with walks today
Good stuff.
Morality you can fake. Fun you either have or you don't.
Vlad
ftw
PM Productions - My Work - Song of the Week - Clip of the Week
"Heres the thing... I made that tape special for today, my special Monday morning tape for you, SPECIAL!
Well it's fucking Monday afternoon you should get out of bed earlier!"
John Cusack and Jack Black, High Fidelity
by FormerLSBUser on Mar 4, 2010 3:18 PM CST reply actions
Kinsler now 3 ABs ---- still ZERO popups
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
LOL..
I can’t wait until July when he hits into two double plays in the same game and everyone is going “GDAMN IT IAN, HIT IT IN AIR!!”
"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.
Kins w/ a 4 pitch walk??
Like it!! Didnt see much of that last year! Maybe Hurdle is getting to him and he listens!!
Elvis has "shook up" Arlington!!
It might me the Royals
But man they look good today. I’m so pumped for Opening Day!
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
yep
I can’t wait for opening day, and hopefully the tickets to the owners box are worked out by then
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
You taking the rest of us?
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
plenty of room on the back of this moped
hop on!
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Remember how we felt after the Indians series last year?
Yeah.
Though I’m not sure what my point is, since I’ll feel just fine repeating 2009.
Damnit Cruz
no wonder Wash will bench you, jeez!
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
You know you've used MLB gameday too much when...
you recognize the players’ pictures from last year and wonder when they’ll be taking their new ones.
by fightingengineer on Mar 4, 2010 3:19 PM CST reply actions
Unorganized
But here is a ton of pics from photo day.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
I love Baseball!
/rhyner
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
lol. glad that stuck around.
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
gameboard
LSJ from the first thread thanks Milton is not on my radar these days.
I soloed in the Mile High Club!
X
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
im liking the new gifs so far
this could be used for walkoffs or dominant pitching performances
"They’ve taken the Illini to the woodshed."
-Steve Lavin on Mizzou v. Illinois
by Jason Brynsvold on Mar 4, 2010 3:23 PM CST up reply actions
was that his freakin' mouth guard??
wow! I’m can’t stop watching this
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
What about this one?
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
mesmerizing
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
leaves me hanging a little bit at the end
he gets leveled though for sure
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Is that guy still alive?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 4, 2010 3:32 PM CST up reply actions
Still hangs onto the ball.
Go Strangers.
by hightowersmith on Mar 4, 2010 3:42 PM CST up reply actions
We are a machine on game day
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
Man I can't wait for the first televised game. Anyone know when that is?
I know it was posted on here or somewhere else. Aren’t they supposed to air quite a few ST games this year or something?
Ready for some baseball.
Sunday, March 14 vs D-backs 3:05 PM TXA-21
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Now we're getting crazy!
Hope their aren’t any kids on here. : )
"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.
That's some heat right there buddy
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
oh, SWEET Lovin' , don't tease me
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
You just made me hop up and down a little
Morality you can fake. Fun you either have or you don't.
by LSJ on Mar 4, 2010 3:24 PM CST up reply actions
* squirt *
Uh, sorry about that mess there…
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
There goes my coffee on my laptop
Thanks Rodney. LOL
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
Just hit a 460 ft homer with Hambone on MLB 2k10
that felt good
"They’ve taken the Illini to the woodshed."
-Steve Lavin on Mizzou v. Illinois
I'm thinking of getting that for my PC
is it any good this year? I had it for Wii last year….it was terrible. You could pitch a no hitter but couldn’t hit shit.
"We pitched, we caught the ball, we ran the bases, we had good days where we out-fundamentalized the other team." - Ronald Washington
its really really good on the xbox
some minor things are a little off (fielders speed, throwing speed, etc.) but most of them i can fix with sliders… A lot of people agree this year’s version is 1000X better than last year’s.
"They’ve taken the Illini to the woodshed."
-Steve Lavin on Mizzou v. Illinois
by Jason Brynsvold on Mar 4, 2010 3:31 PM CST up reply actions
Way to go Asian Kid
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
Juggernaut!
Freude, schoener Goetterfunken,
Tochter aus Elysium,
Wir betreten feuertrunken,
Himmlische dein Heiligtum.
Heh
Morality you can fake. Fun you either have or you don't.
by LSJ on Mar 4, 2010 3:28 PM CST up reply actions
Well, I did break kinda up with Salty.
Morality you can fake. Fun you either have or you don't.
by LSJ on Mar 4, 2010 3:31 PM CST up reply actions
well, there is Davis' first K
here we go again!
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Dang...
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
Salty!
base hit
Texas Rangers, sometimes they are the windshield, sometimes they are the bug — Evan Grant
I figured after the Davis K this was appropriate....
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
by laxtonto on Mar 4, 2010 3:32 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
this is absolute brilliance
a shining star
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
I am a long time gif junkie...
you just got to know where to find them
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
i want to share this with the world
i think it could stop wars
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"We pitched, we caught the ball, we ran the bases, we had good days where we out-fundamentalized the other team." - Ronald Washington
I thought he said Mack Brown
That’d be bad
"Hell's frozen over, Pigs are flying! The Saints have won the Super Bowl"
Barnett makes me want to run fast into a tree.
"We pitched, we caught the ball, we ran the bases, we had good days where we out-fundamentalized the other team." - Ronald Washington
Alex Gordon has no neck
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
Did borbon misplay that ball? I only have Gameday
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 4, 2010 3:36 PM CST reply actions
Windblown, said Nadel
Murphy was the one with a chance at it.
Morality you can fake. Fun you either have or you don't.
by LSJ on Mar 4, 2010 3:37 PM CST up reply actions
Welcome to 5 minutes ago.
:)
Morality you can fake. Fun you either have or you don't.
by LSJ on Mar 4, 2010 3:37 PM CST up reply actions
haven't seen it mentioned in here yet.....
and some people are not up to date with the rest of us.
Wash is an idiot!!
I forgot how much i liked the GDT's
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
Ode to GDT's?
Morality you can fake. Fun you either have or you don't.
by LSJ on Mar 4, 2010 3:39 PM CST up reply actions
haven't we all
i feel really close to you guys right now.
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
e-hug
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 4, 2010 3:40 PM CST up reply actions
shah-nah-nah-naaaaah
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
Kumbayah......
"If this video was an ice cream flavor, it'd be pralines and dick." Clark
re: Matthew Wilder-Break My Stride, 4/17/09
Suprise buttsecks?
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Mar 4, 2010 3:45 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
They're happy about it, if so
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
I could give you a video where the girl was plenty happy about the surprise.
But I don’t think AJM would like it.
And now I'm intrigued.
I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010
by Aquaman, Esq. on Mar 4, 2010 3:49 PM CST up reply actions
Well. . .
That’s just the GIF. It’s used a lot on the darker corners of the internet. I know there’s a video out there somewhere.
i can't click
but…i can’t….. not!
I guess i’ll come back when i get to my home comp
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
TBQH
Despite coming from an actual porn movie, you don’t see any genitals in that video.
But it’s pretty clear whats happening. And there’s a bare ass.
thanks
the suspense was killing me
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
Damn firewall @ work
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
I like the comments.
Anyone know if there are any other movies out there like this? Where a guy just walks up to a chick, pulls down her panties, sticks it in, and goes at it without a second thought
Ummm, You just described what most people like to call rape.
atta boy Dougie
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
Me too
I haven’t even called you a fuckhead yet…oopsies…
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
DaMn, mega reply fail...
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
whatever you want, Leo Getz...
lol.
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
todays game
For those of us stuck at work with firewalls preventing any kind of radio feed, what the heck is happening?
http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/gameday/index.jsp?gid=2010_03_04_texmlb_kcamlb_1
"Hell's frozen over, Pigs are flying! The Saints have won the Super Bowl"
Baseball-related activities.
Morality you can fake. Fun you either have or you don't.
by LSJ on Mar 4, 2010 3:43 PM CST up reply actions
Hittin the ball, catchin the ball, throwin the ball.
"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.
The Rangers are winning
Salty’s and Julio are stroking
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
You so dirty
I think it gets me hot…
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
I was just kiddin' ya man.
No worries.
Morality you can fake. Fun you either have or you don't.
by LSJ on Mar 4, 2010 3:45 PM CST up reply actions
1st paragraph of 365 by Jack Buck
When someone asks you your favorite sport
And you answer Baseball in a blink
There are certain qualities you must possess
And you’re more attached than you think.
In the frozen grip of winter
I’m sure you’ll agree with me
Not a day goes by without someone
Talking baseball to some degree.
The calendar flips on New Year’s Day
The Super Bowl comes and it goes
Get the other sports out of the way
The green grass and the fever grows.
It’s time to pack a bag and take a trip
To Arizona or the Sunshine State
Perhaps you can’t go, but there’s the radio
So you listen-you root-you wait.
They start the campaign, pomp and pageantry reign
You claim the pennant on Opening Day
Chris Gentry?
Seriously Dave? Nadel just said his proper name, man!
Morality you can fake. Fun you either have or you don't.
Oh, by the way, I found a new favorite GIF this offseason.
Suffice to say that this will get a workout this season:
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
This is excellent
Morality you can fake. Fun you either have or you don't.
by LSJ on Mar 4, 2010 3:46 PM CST up reply actions
That...
is wonderful…
"I've had a lot of experience with semantics, so don't try to lure me into some maze of circular logic."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Mar 4, 2010 3:47 PM CST up reply actions
This is good, but Eddie's "zip it" is my fav.
"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.
Dave Barnett...
is the voice of Dumb.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
The Ralph Wiggum of radio broadcasting.
Morality you can fake. Fun you either have or you don't.
by LSJ on Mar 4, 2010 3:48 PM CST up reply actions
Oh boy, broadcasting!
That’s where I’m a viking!
by ghostofErikThompson on Mar 4, 2010 3:49 PM CST up reply actions
If Dave Barnett is Ralph Wiggum...
…isn’t Nadel like Ms. Hoover?
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
went to the games, i imagine
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
just enough to form an anecdotal opinion
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
they're still calling him Chris Gentry
or am i mishearing that?
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
Wash is going to go buck wild on the paths this year.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 4, 2010 3:48 PM CST reply actions
That's a terrifying mental picture
Morality you can fake. Fun you either have or you don't.
by LSJ on Mar 4, 2010 3:49 PM CST up reply actions
Murphy!
No 0-22 streak!
Texas Rangers, sometimes they are the windshield, sometimes they are the bug — Evan Grant
Yes! GWG comes through!!
(Gritty White Guy)
"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.
I've rethought this and think I like GAWD better.
Gritty-Azz-White-Dude
"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.
Murphinator!
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
Holland projection on Sickels site
http://www.minorleagueball.com/2010/3/4/1356588/derek-holland-community-projection
Already posted?
Go Strangers.
And Chris Gentry scores!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
One of the best Bugs Bunny cartoons...ever
“Watch me paste this pathetic palooka with a powerful, paralyzing, perfect, pachydermous percussion pitch.”
"I've had a lot of experience with semantics, so don't try to lure me into some maze of circular logic."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Mar 4, 2010 3:57 PM CST up reply actions
I love Bugs Bunny
Freude, schoener Goetterfunken,
Tochter aus Elysium,
Wir betreten feuertrunken,
Himmlische dein Heiligtum.
http://texas.rangers.mlb.com/news/boxscore.jsp?gid=2010_03_04_texmlb_kcamlb_1
Ready for some baseball.
7-2 Rangers
http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/gameday/index.jsp?gid=2010_03_04_texmlb_kcamlb_1
"Hell's frozen over, Pigs are flying! The Saints have won the Super Bowl"
X
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
That's got to be transformed into Nolan and JD.
MAKE IT SO, LSB.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
FFFFUUUUUUU!!!!
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
from Jason Cole
Tanner Scheppers warming up in the bullpen.
could be time
by shroomer on Mar 4, 2010 3:57 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
purple headed warrior ENGAGE!
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 4, 2010 3:58 PM CST up reply actions
that's what she said
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
...And Boggs takes a vicious rip at a ball
Oh my God, Folks. His right arm just flew into the stands!!!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Hope he's okay.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 4, 2010 3:57 PM CST up reply actions
Damn you Boggs!
shakes fist
"The way to see by faith is to shut the eye of reason." - Benjamin Franklin
Max Ram to Catch, what's up with TT?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 4, 2010 3:59 PM CST reply actions
Wow That's a scary picture
"Hell's frozen over, Pigs are flying! The Saints have won the Super Bowl"
Love Scheppers Gameday Pic
Looks like a little leaguer
Arias at short!
Lord help us all
"Hell's frozen over, Pigs are flying! The Saints have won the Super Bowl"
welcome your 25th man with pride
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
his arm?
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
shut your dirty whore mouth.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 4, 2010 4:01 PM CST up reply actions
That's just about the hottest thing I've ever read.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
Smaok at first
calling a bomb!
Texas Rangers, sometimes they are the windshield, sometimes they are the bug — Evan Grant
Put him in the BP to start the season
I’m convinced!
Hows about April 20th?
Service time, man.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Shepperds?
jeez
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Sheppers
quick inning
Texas Rangers, sometimes they are the windshield, sometimes they are the bug — Evan Grant
Scheepers better be on the Pitcher Mound
this season because he has one damn arm
IF you see a opportunity you take the opportunity
Well, I heard he was a cadidate for short, but I suppose they could keep his damn arm pitching
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
Wow
Scheppers, that was quick. A bunch of 97s and a 98 according to game day.
Freude, schoener Goetterfunken,
Tochter aus Elysium,
Wir betreten feuertrunken,
Himmlische dein Heiligtum.
Schep, CJ, Strop, Neftali and FF
that is some serious gas coming out of the pen.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 4, 2010 4:03 PM CST up reply actions
Better than Cuck Boats.
"The way to see by faith is to shut the eye of reason." - Benjamin Franklin
by JBP on Mar 4, 2010 4:03 PM CST up reply actions
BOATS AND HO'S!
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
Barnett
“and the toss over to Shepards”
"We pitched, we caught the ball, we ran the bases, we had good days where we out-fundamentalized the other team." - Ronald Washington
that 'gay' commercial is back
fucking gay.
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
Gay used to desrcibe gay people
Department of redundancy department would like to speak with you
"Hell's frozen over, Pigs are flying! The Saints have won the Super Bowl"
Feliz
Holland
Scheppers
Lots of heat right there.
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
File submitted
:)
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
This "so gay" commercial is horribly lame.
I cant imagine such an awful presentation actually helps your cause.
Smoak needs a different gameday pic
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
yea he looks unbelievably stupid
"They’ve taken the Illini to the woodshed."
-Steve Lavin on Mizzou v. Illinois
by Jason Brynsvold on Mar 4, 2010 4:04 PM CST up reply actions
Looks like Larew was hitting the vaporizer right before his picture.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 4, 2010 4:04 PM CST reply actions
in my pants
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
Max's gameday pic, on the other hands, needs never to ever change
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
+1
Morality you can fake. Fun you either have or you don't.
by LSJ on Mar 4, 2010 4:06 PM CST up reply actions
He knows something that you don't.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 4, 2010 4:07 PM CST up reply actions
Damn Mlb gameday is faster than the radio for the texas rangers
KRLD IS TAPE DELAYING THE GAME
FUCK THEM
IF you see a opportunity you take the opportunity
No shit
I just caught that.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Just in case Nadel tells Barnett to fuck himself because he sucks.
"We pitched, we caught the ball, we ran the bases, we had good days where we out-fundamentalized the other team." - Ronald Washington
LOL
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Sorry if you find it funny
I just started listening to the game
IF you see a opportunity you take the opportunity
Reply fail?
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Short bus fail...
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
Confuseville, thy location is here
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
Short bus just flew into a tree....good thing everyone was wearing a helmet.
"We pitched, we caught the ball, we ran the bases, we had good days where we out-fundamentalized the other team." - Ronald Washington
Arias is going yard.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 4, 2010 4:07 PM CST reply actions
He's playing at Dr. Pepper Park?
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
Arias is mowing yard.
Fixed.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Mar 4, 2010 4:08 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Schep coming back out?
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
only had 7 pitches
hope so!
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
Has to be.
Only threw 7 pitches. It would be dumb not to give him another inning.
Ready for some baseball.
Nope
Ben Snyder, Pedro Strop, Alexi Ogando
"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.
Bet Snyder comes in for the bottom of the inning
That would leave Scheppers on high – and make room for Strop and Ogando to finish up.
Prolly right
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
you guys won't appreciate it but...
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
Snyder's pumping that heat, eh?
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
flirting with 90
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
He just ate up that lefty it looks like.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 4, 2010 4:17 PM CST up reply actions
Who cares?
His slider is his out pitch, and that sounds good so far.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
I thought I might have to preface it
But, yeah, I know he’s a LOOGY and he’s a high 80s and all.
Still, you get used to seeing 96 from Schep and those 87s start to look funny
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
x
@Ken_Rosenthal #Marlins made minor-league offer to Blalock several weeks ago. Does not appear to be a front-burner item. #MLB.
"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.
What
No 3/30 deal?
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
No need to swear.
"We pitched, we caught the ball, we ran the bases, we had good days where we out-fundamentalized the other team." - Ronald Washington
Smelling the fart Max was releasing in his pic
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
Ben "Slider" Snyder with the K!
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
This wind sucks
"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.
blows
"We pitched, we caught the ball, we ran the bases, we had good days where we out-fundamentalized the other team." - Ronald Washington
Oh, Matt Brown
You’re so cut.
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
FWST blog:
Rich Harden, who allowed an unearned run in two innings, said he was just trying to get comfortable in game environment again and wanted to see better command of his fastball.
phew!
Booo Matt Brown
Also, Irving Falu sounds like a name MLB the show would generate.
Morality you can fake. Fun you either have or you don't.
Retired the side on 7 pitches.
Consistently hitting 97 and hit 98 once. 3 groundball outs.
Ready for some baseball.
98
"We pitched, we caught the ball, we ran the bases, we had good days where we out-fundamentalized the other team." - Ronald Washington
Tanner throwing gas
"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.
Live baseball.
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
by boomer1 on Mar 4, 2010 4:20 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
not losing
"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Mar 4, 2010 4:20 PM CST up reply actions
Salty hit a 3-run jack
Scheppers jammed the fuck out of three hitters in 7 pitches.
Morality you can fake. Fun you either have or you don't.
by LSJ on Mar 4, 2010 4:20 PM CST up reply actions
Salty's HR
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
525DP may have pwned someone...
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Ooooo, brown!
maybe no DFA afterall….
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
Chad "Triple" Tracy!
like our younguns…
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
Chad!
"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.
Eat it bitch.
"We pitched, we caught the ball, we ran the bases, we had good days where we out-fundamentalized the other team." - Ronald Washington
"More Runs" Moreland!
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
Mitch!!!
"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.
That makes too much sense to happen
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
WE ARE DESTROYING THE ROYALS!
Huh. Can’t determine how I feel about that statement.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
Good practice for when we play the major league teams
Morality you can fake. Fun you either have or you don't.
by LSJ on Mar 4, 2010 4:28 PM CST up reply actions
The Germans just bombed the Royals!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Fuckin' Boggs.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
4:20 was ten minutes ago
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
HOMONYMS ARE FUN!
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
That's gay.
"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.
Shuddup
Or I’m calling the Foundation for a Better Life.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Aren't they?
OT: Jet Terry out with Facial surgery from that hit last night
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
That mf'er can JUMP
"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.
More Barea != GOOD
"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.
You want more Barea?
Because != means “does not equal.”
I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010
by Aquaman, Esq. on Mar 4, 2010 4:34 PM CST up reply actions
Oh, well I'm not too keen on math.
I thought it was a typo. Hell no I don’t want more Barea, he sucks.
Ready for some baseball.
Unfortunately it looks like Carlisle likes Barea more then Roddy.
Although Roddy got most of the PT at the end of the game last night. That was a good sign.
"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.
Yeah, I don't get his fascination with JJ.
He’s a midget, he’s a ballhog, he’s an inconsistent shooter, and he can’t play defense. Roddy needs more playing time.
Ready for some baseball.
And,
he wears shoes with live goldfish in them.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
How long do the goldfish live?
I’m not keen on shoes I have to feed.
I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010
by Aquaman, Esq. on Mar 4, 2010 4:37 PM CST up reply actions
I'm Gonna Git You Sucka!
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 4, 2010 4:38 PM CST up reply actions
I was channelling Greggo
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
TBD
"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.
Homophones.
Get it right.
I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010
by Aquaman, Esq. on Mar 4, 2010 4:31 PM CST up reply actions
Pink cell phones?
Morality you can fake. Fun you either have or you don't.
by LSJ on Mar 4, 2010 4:31 PM CST up reply actions
Know what?
You’re right.
Right (as in correct) and right (as in the direction) are homonyms.
Smoak (as in the badass) and smoke (as in the vapor) are homophones.
Consider myself pwned.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
3
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
2
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
7
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
Oh God No
"We pitched, we caught the ball, we ran the bases, we had good days where we out-fundamentalized the other team." - Ronald Washington
Hopefully that's what the other team will say when he comes in.
"We pitched, we caught the ball, we ran the bases, we had good days where we out-fundamentalized the other team." - Ronald Washington
Badass Alexi!!
"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.
backdoor slider?
WTF…wow.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Yo GONE, Yo!
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
I now feel justified for the time I spent with "Free Alexei Ogando!" as my signature.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
Jeez...probably 2008 season? Maybe 2007?
It was a while ago.
And now…I feel vindicated.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
Sonofabitch
I want Moving Pictures!!!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
?
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
Less english as well please.
"We pitched, we caught the ball, we ran the bases, we had good days where we out-fundamentalized the other team." - Ronald Washington
KC went from ex-Rangers to ex-White Sox
"Hell's frozen over, Pigs are flying! The Saints have won the Super Bowl"
Heh. I think that was one of Craig Ferguson's "Spanish Word for the Day."
"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.
105.3
Or scroll about 2/3rds down the first GDT, look for joe.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Or, just look above this post
heh
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
This one if you're listening online.
The 105.3 feed doesn’t work online, you can only hear it on the radio.
Ready for some baseball.
x
@LoneStarDugout Ogando 95-97. Threw a few sliders. Inconsistent. A couple good ones and a flat one. Change coming in at 88-89 mph. Fanned Pena on a CH.
"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.
The USDA is gay.
"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.
STFU
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
You're supposed to say :
“Did you know gay used to mean happy?”
: )
"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.
Oh, well in that case
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Do your part to stop smuggling!
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
To answer a question above:
Here is a post from Dec. 15, 2007 with “Free Alexei Ogando!” as my signature.
So, yeah, this is pretty nice.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
Braggart.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
DAMN RIGHT.
THIS IS MY MOMENT.
:)
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
I thought Matt Brown was black
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
racist.
jk
"We pitched, we caught the ball, we ran the bases, we had good days where we out-fundamentalized the other team." - Ronald Washington
I thought he was brown
Freude, schoener Goetterfunken,
Tochter aus Elysium,
Wir betreten feuertrunken,
Himmlische dein Heiligtum.
Well, work is almost over
it’s been a productive day, I’d say.
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
Yeah right
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
Gitcher ass on CL!
lol
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
No doubt
I have been trying I really have.
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
Matt Brown!!!!
"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.
WOOOHOOOOO!!!!!
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Nice!
"We pitched, we caught the ball, we ran the bases, we had good days where we out-fundamentalized the other team." - Ronald Washington
A Brown Bomb!
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
Glade Powder Fresh
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
yeeeeeeeeeeeah, boy!
Error forgiven
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
Anyone want to know why we are stuck with crappy MLB baseball games on the Xbox?
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
it's actually decent this year, not perfect but....
Nobody is perfect, i am nobody, therefore, i am perfect
BROWN
Lol that ball was 72mph
I thought it would be faster
IF you see a opportunity you take the opportunity
Alright boys, I'm off to class...
…been a great day, baseball season is here and I got a nooner.
Til later on.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 4, 2010 4:46 PM CST reply actions
Bakersville, huh?
Somebody get Nadel outta there quick, Barnett’s getting to him.
Morality you can fake. Fun you either have or you don't.
Yep, I'm up out this work shit.
Go Rangers! Stay classy.
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
Vlad better watch out
Moreland might take his job away earlier than expected
This is such a pleasant way to start this year of baseball.
"The way to see by faith is to shut the eye of reason." - Benjamin Franklin
Love this
Rangers up by 10, friends on their way over, auto show tonight. If it would just hrury up and be 5 so I could quit working….
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
HAHA
"We pitched, we caught the ball, we ran the bases, we had good days where we out-fundamentalized the other team." - Ronald Washington
I can't decide if today has been productive or unproductive
Unproductive = me
Productive = Rangers
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
Then it's a wash
"We pitched, we caught the ball, we ran the bases, we had good days where we out-fundamentalized the other team." - Ronald Washington
So it can't construct a lineup?
Morality you can fake. Fun you either have or you don't.
by LSJ on Mar 4, 2010 4:55 PM CST up reply actions
I think that's all of us today
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
...
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
i like this one.
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
Smoak blows
Moreland rocks
"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.
It was short, sweet, and satisfying.
Morality you can fake. Fun you either have or you don't.
by LSJ on Mar 4, 2010 4:59 PM CST up reply actions
Buck Coats doesn't do it for you?
"They’ve taken the Illini to the woodshed."
-Steve Lavin on Mizzou v. Illinois
by Jason Brynsvold on Mar 4, 2010 5:02 PM CST up reply actions
HELLO WIN COLUMN
Morality you can fake. Fun you either have or you don't.
by LSJ on Mar 4, 2010 5:03 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
ballgame!
feels good to say that!
"They’ve taken the Illini to the woodshed."
-Steve Lavin on Mizzou v. Illinois
Ballgame!
"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.
X
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
X
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
don't use them all!
Save some for those special moments.
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
I found a thread 400 pages long of gifs....
it will take a long time to really run out
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
Hey guys glad you had fun listening to the first spring training game.
I totally had fun too. I helped put up a fence. It was awesome! I am not mad at all that I missed the game.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
You should be mad.
It was a fucking awesome game.
Morality you can fake. Fun you either have or you don't.
by LSJ on Mar 4, 2010 5:13 PM CST up reply actions
Hey lonestarjon
That didn’t make any more mad, at all. I am just so happy.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
Really though
Looks a good way to start it off. By the boxscore looks like moreland had a great game.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
First Place Texas Rangers....can I help you?
If the Rangers don't make the play-offs this year I'm gonna go all Epic Bearded Man on your ass.
I didn't use any of the "skin" gifs
due to the fact that guys might be at work…
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
who is this buxom asthmatic?
she looks vaguely familiar.
Freude, schoener Goetterfunken,
Tochter aus Elysium,
Wir betreten feuertrunken,
Himmlische dein Heiligtum.
A former Bond girl
Margaret Nolan as Dink and Sean Connery as James Bond, poolside at the Fontainebleau Hotel, 1964.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Zoom!
My gawd, I think I’ve watched this 500 times through…
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
when milkbags were milkbags.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 5, 2010 5:21 PM CST up reply actions
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