3/9 Exhibition Game Day Thread
Supposed to start at 2:45 Central, because of rain.
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no radio today?
suckfest.
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
Today's probable pitchers per the Star-Telegram
- Rich Harden
- Darren Oliver
- Guillermo Moscoso
- Geoff Geary
- Doug Mathis
- Clay Rapada
- Guy Incognito
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
Guy Incognito.
Nice.
I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010
Oh yeah?
Well I think you’re a JIC too. Maybe even a JIChole.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
How the hell is it raining in AZ?
I thought it be all warm and shitty, but it just tasted like normal beer. It was still cold.
I'm starting to get the feeling we're not going to see very much
of Salty this season.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
The Spring training game on Sunday 2/14 is the first on TV.
It’s going to be broadcast on TXA-21. The magic calendar shows the probable pitcher for 2/14 to be Rich Harden. However, it’s a split squad day with an away game also scheduled at the Dodgers’ complex. You gotta believe Harden would, as a vet, be the starter at home against the D-Backs. Surely. Maybe. Hopefully?
I thought you was just being romantic
So I let it slide…
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
fwiw
Borbon, CF
Young, M, 3B
Hamilton, LF
Guerrero, DH
Kinsler, 2B
Cruz, N, RF
Tracy, 1B
Richardson, C
Andrus, El, SS
Vladimir Guererro - 2010 AL MVP
And then, because they are the Nationals, his right arm promptly exploded.
I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010
by Aquaman56 on Mar 9, 2010 2:52 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
...where his ulna flies towards third base and pierces Ryan Zimmerman straight through his heart.
"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.
have they
sang the Star Spangle Banner yet?
I soloed in the Mile High Club!
Fuck em it's the Yankees
If they lost all 162 games I would break into NYS and shit a smiley face on home plate.
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
by boomer1 on Mar 9, 2010 3:32 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
I was going to say that I'd be right there with you.
But while you were doing the shitting, I’d probably be somewhere far away, doing everything possible to not look in your direction for any reason.
I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010
doubt it
"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Mar 9, 2010 2:56 PM CST up reply actions
i feel like we may have missed a half inning...
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
Wonder if Borbon tried a bunt
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
I wonder if they are just updating every half-inning instead of every pitch
that would be a buzz kill
Sadly, that's what they've done in years' past
You wait 10 minutes, and then the entire half inning updates at once.
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
Strikeouts are shown on 3 pitches
Walks are shown on 4 pitches
All hits/outs shown on the first pitch
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
first live action since surgery?
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
ah... Coco as the DH for the A's
let’s hope they keep that up.
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
From BBTIA's Facebook Feed
Baseball Time in Arlington ST Update from Jason “El Magico” Parks: Jorge Alfaro can really square up on the ball. Impressive power.
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
Let's hope he doesn't outgrow the catcher spot
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
If he can hit, I don't give two shits where he plays.
I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010
Exactly
We have the Aussie kid to play catcher!
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
i think you mean Mic Dundee.
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
No
He reports in April
"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.
Yeah
"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.
He
leaves for the US April 6th
"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.
I could handle no Gameday with radio...
and I could handle no radio with Gameday, but having neither is brutal.
I'm just ready for some damn T.V. games.
They need to televise all the games, ST included.
Ready for some baseball.
yeah, but
if his velo isn’t above 90 they don’t count, right?
2Ks for Harden in the First.
Very nice.
I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010
Harden makes me happy
I thought it be all warm and shitty, but it just tasted like normal beer. It was still cold.
doubled in a run....
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
EG
2:55: The good and the bad in Josh Hamilton, all wrapped up in one-bat. He shows patience, getting ahead of Trevor Cahill 3-and-0, then swung at the next three pitches for a strikeout.
ugh. that sucks.
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
less
than impressed with Gameday today!
I soloed in the Mile High Club!
yep mines froze on the top of the second...
If the Rangers don't make the play-offs this year I'm gonna go all Epic Bearded Man on your ass.
thanks it just loaded up ...finally
If the Rangers don't make the play-offs this year I'm gonna go all Epic Bearded Man on your ass.
I think evan should do live broadcasts of the game.
Get out a webcam, or two. A microphone, and a few hotdogs.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
Bud
would jump in his AH64 Apache and shoot hellfire rockets through Evans head.
"We pitched, we caught the ball, we ran the bases, we had good days where we out-fundamentalized the other team." - Ronald Washington
Though I don't doubt that he has access to one...
There is no way Bud could operate the Apache without falling asleep at the stick and crashing into the side of a mountain. None.
I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010
Didn't figure in the tired old man/mountain factor
"We pitched, we caught the ball, we ran the bases, we had good days where we out-fundamentalized the other team." - Ronald Washington
Rookie mistake.
It’s Bud freakin’ Selig we’re talking about here.
I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010
I'd imagine he would have someone fly for him though
I bet he’d be the gunner, which in itself would be hilarious because you know he’d miss on the first couple shots taking out half of Surprise. Old people are real shaky.
"We pitched, we caught the ball, we ran the bases, we had good days where we out-fundamentalized the other team." - Ronald Washington
That would be a tricky shot.
And after the first few misses, I’d bet anything that Grant would have already run off to broadcast another day.
With another chin.
I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010
Hopefully
but do you know how far away one of those damn things can be and still take out a target??
"We pitched, we caught the ball, we ran the bases, we had good days where we out-fundamentalized the other team." - Ronald Washington
I'd guess out to around 4 miles, maybe?
I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010
7km at an altitude of 2000ft
"We pitched, we caught the ball, we ran the bases, we had good days where we out-fundamentalized the other team." - Ronald Washington
pirate radio style
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on Mar 9, 2010 3:22 PM CST up reply actions
I'm thinking the dude entering the Gameday stats.....
got fed up with the rain delays and bailed.
Is 2010 our year??
gameday
I reloaded gameday and it is starting to work somewhat
I soloed in the Mile High Club!
has Harden only thrown 13 pitches?
per Gameday
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
Appartently Gameday has gone into crap mode
So, most likely that’s not accurate
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
I like these radio guys for the A's.....
they sound like a couple of guys just shooting the shit about baseball.
Is 2010 our year??
Is one of them former Rangers broadcaster Vince Cotroneo?
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
Yeah, they're pretty relaxed. I'm sure they're crackin open Milwaukee's Best in that booth as well.
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on Mar 9, 2010 3:30 PM CST up reply actions
oh snap. call up Smoak now.
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on Mar 9, 2010 3:31 PM CST up reply actions
Man
Talk about working the count, Hamilton has been up to bat for 10 minutes now.
"We pitched, we caught the ball, we ran the bases, we had good days where we out-fundamentalized the other team." - Ronald Washington
i doubt that's right.
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
Gameday was frozen
"We pitched, we caught the ball, we ran the bases, we had good days where we out-fundamentalized the other team." - Ronald Washington
Damn, I missed the Harden gem
how was his velocity?
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Is this right?
Harden 13 pitches 13 strikes? Jusw wow.
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
Gameday is in suck mode today
Strikeouts show as three strikes, no balls. Walks show as four balls, no strikes. All other results show as being on the first pitch.
A's radio says Harden looks free and easy with velocity looking to be in the mid-90s
They don’t have exact numbers though so I don’t think they have a radar gun.
EG
3:27: After Rich Harden allowed a leadoff single to Coco Crisp, he retired the next six hitters. That included three strikeouts and three routine pop flys. Not sure he showed a lot more velocity than last time out; was told he topped out at 91 mph in the first inning, but he was effective and didn’t waste any pitches.
I am bailing
on gameday they got issues.
I soloed in the Mile High Club!
Quick OT question
My wife and I got married January 23. She’s doing her taxes now. I know we both put “single” on ours, but should she also put on her maiden name since that’s what her last name was on Dec. 31, 2009?
I would think so, and
congrats by the way…
"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Mar 9, 2010 3:50 PM CST up reply actions
I would think she needs to fill out her info....
with no mention of being married since it has to do with last year.
Is 2010 our year??
My wife suggests that...
…the name on her W2 (or whichever form she has) should work.
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
To who?
"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.
wow, now I leave for 5 mins and Harden blows up
wtf
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
5 pitches in one inning
is mid-season form for This Thing.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
that was last year's pattern for the most part
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Yuck. I know it's only spring, but this game is pissing me off.
maybe it’s the weather conditions there.
She say she are the manager.
OT: Fangraphs
Ran a (somewhat complex) simulation of the AL season based on the FANS projection that people have been filling out all offseason.
Interesting results include no team outside of NYY, Boston and TB having a greater than 3% chance of winning the wild card. It shows the Yankees as overwhelming favorites to make the playoffs with Boston and TB having an outside chance but more likely fighting for the WC. Interestingly, the Rangers and Twins both have the highest chances (again, based on this model/set of numbers) of winning the division, both at 38%. Finally, it projects the winner of the West to need just 90 games, despite an average of 96 wins for the past 8 years.
We…win?
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
Well fak.
"We pitched, we caught the ball, we ran the bases, we had good days where we out-fundamentalized the other team." - Ronald Washington
OT: Damn
Strasburg: 27 pitches, 15 strikes. One hit, 2 Ks in 2IP. fastest pitch was 98 and he was consistently at 97 from windup
One scout’s instant review of Strasburg: “Makes Porcello look like he’s playing catch with his sister.”
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
you must be listening to the broadcast...
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on Mar 9, 2010 4:19 PM CST up reply actions
That would be colossally dumb
But I do see him forcing the issue.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Not so much Stras forcing the issue
but the org forcing it, bc the guy would be a goldmine novelty.
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on Mar 9, 2010 4:27 PM CST up reply actions
A's color guy
Is not impressed with Colbyashi as our third starter. Sounds like he assumes his ERA will be consistent with his ERA from his first stint in the majors and that the Rangers pitching will suck balls this year.
the color guy came back and said (paraphrased)
“‘words with his pitching coach’ may have been a little strong. It looked like they were discussing the pitch that he threw to Kouzmanoff.”
meta-signature
middle of the 6th
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on Mar 9, 2010 4:50 PM CST up reply actions
if Murphy can pinch hit like that
he’s meant for the bench
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
as they should.
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
But then they compared Andrus to Tejada
Was Miggy really that great of a fielder back in his prime? I don’t remember that…
by Mike the Grate on Mar 9, 2010 5:09 PM CST up reply actions
Probably just the best reference to a good fielding shortstop they could think of.
Chavez was really good but not sure about Tejada
"Hell's frozen over, Pigs are flying! The Saints have won the Super Bowl"
Tejada
consistently below average with some truly horrible years. It’s like Nadal comparing Andrus to Michael Young as a SS.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
Uniforms
Just watching highlights on ESPN of ST games, and I discovered it really freakin’ bothers me when teams wear their normal regular season jerseys in ST. Don’t know why, just does.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

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