Elvis Night: A Story in Gifs
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The following jubilant post contains large file gifs for your enjoyment. There are many. Therefore, if you have a computer that is adverse to gifs, you might want to quickly click away and enjoy video highlights on ESPN, MLB Network, or any other high quality sports networks. However, if you're into gifs and things that are awesome, proceed and prepare to take off your pants without ever knowing why you have done so...
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I like this thread,
it helps me remember how happy I was about 2 hours ago.
"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"
Rec for the content,
Rec for the quick turn around.
If Knoxie had only turned to fully face the camera to give us a full view of his spooge face
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
I enjoy how he looks at his mic like...
by ghostofErikThompson on Apr 23, 2010 11:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Man
The receding hair line-greasy/shiny forehead combo is really distracting.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Apr 23, 2010 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Okay...
the Jim Knox mic one is fuckin’ hilarious.
The others all just put a big ass grin on my face.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
My favorite part is how he's cool to that scary damn mascot
What’s that damn thing’s name?
A while back I’m at a Rockies game with the girl I was seeing. I’m wearing a Rangers hat she a Red Sox hat. My friend’s girl knew Dino the Rockies mascot. My friend told him to steal my girl’s hat. He keeps getting closer to us and when he’s really close the girl I was with says “you touch my hat I beat your ass.” He does the crane pose from Karate Kid and she says “bring it on – we’ll be on Sportscenter.”
"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.
Then he grounded out weakly to second.
the name of the rangers mascot is
rangers captain… no shit. thats actually his name. just rangers captain.
Fresh since 1822
awesome.
F the rockies lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Apr 27, 2010 1:04 PM CDT up reply actions
awesome.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

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