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Missed it
What happened? Where’d the run come from?
"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move." - Satchel Paige
by Suicide Prince on Apr 27, 2010 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions
3rd base
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"Hello Win Column!!!"
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Apr 27, 2010 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Danke
"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move." - Satchel Paige
by Suicide Prince on Apr 27, 2010 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions
double-stole 3rd and then came home on a line shot off of CJ
not a sac fly
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
First to the party!
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
My screen says fourth
We're like soccer hooligans... except, like the Rangers, we can’t even get that right. We beat each other up instead of the other side. - AJM
Well fuck it then.....
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
I've got ya 3rd, so that's kick ass
"If this video was an ice cream flavor, it'd be pralines and dick." Clark
re: Matthew Wilder-Break My Stride, 4/17/09
yay! I'm #3 which is much better than being a #2
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
That would be shitty
"If this video was an ice cream flavor, it'd be pralines and dick." Clark
re: Matthew Wilder-Break My Stride, 4/17/09
Good call Rodney
We're like soccer hooligans... except, like the Rangers, we can’t even get that right. We beat each other up instead of the other side. - AJM
i thought we were skipping the even numbers tonight?
Nobody is perfect, i am nobody, therefore, i am perfect
God help us all
GDT2 is waking up….
"Winning isn't everything, but losing sucks!"
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Apr 27, 2010 8:11 PM CDT reply actions
Here, GDT2, a sacrifice

"Winning isn't everything, but losing sucks!"
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Apr 27, 2010 8:13 PM CDT reply actions
if that's the worst things about her, i'm all over it
Nobody is perfect, i am nobody, therefore, i am perfect
Out of everything in that picture you see the arms
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
Don't slam Odette
she’s a goddess…..
"Winning isn't everything, but losing sucks!"
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Apr 27, 2010 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Who are you?
Seinfeld bitching about man hands? I’d break her over like a shotgun.
"If this video was an ice cream flavor, it'd be pralines and dick." Clark
re: Matthew Wilder-Break My Stride, 4/17/09
by EssBee on Apr 27, 2010 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Thank you.
That was my intention
"If this video was an ice cream flavor, it'd be pralines and dick." Clark
re: Matthew Wilder-Break My Stride, 4/17/09
This is officially the biggest nitpick of all time
We're like soccer hooligans... except, like the Rangers, we can’t even get that right. We beat each other up instead of the other side. - AJM
No, it's sitting in my lap.
He said. Then he woke up.
"If this video was an ice cream flavor, it'd be pralines and dick." Clark
re: Matthew Wilder-Break My Stride, 4/17/09
Craig Gentry is white?
hmmmm
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"Hello Win Column!!!"
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Apr 27, 2010 8:13 PM CDT reply actions
Haha, another one bites the dust.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Bill Simmons
Reggie Cleveland All Star
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"Hello Win Column!!!"
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Apr 27, 2010 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions
It's not half as shocking as Drew Stubbs
We're like soccer hooligans... except, like the Rangers, we can’t even get that right. We beat each other up instead of the other side. - AJM
TWSS?
"Winning isn't everything, but losing sucks!"
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Apr 27, 2010 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Alyssa sez...

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
Now that is a TWSS!!!!
"Winning isn't everything, but losing sucks!"
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Apr 27, 2010 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Every Ranger who scores a run tonight
Needs to shout “Lucy, I’m home!”
We're like soccer hooligans... except, like the Rangers, we can’t even get that right. We beat each other up instead of the other side. - AJM
by LSJ on Apr 27, 2010 8:15 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
x

We're like soccer hooligans... except, like the Rangers, we can’t even get that right. We beat each other up instead of the other side. - AJM
Is it true that 1/3 college first basemen go on to have HOF careers?
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
Just wanted to clarify
so the wolves of LSB didn’t jump down on my throat.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
NO PEPPER GAMES..!
can’t you people read??
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
Ceej only at 75 pitches through 5
me likey.
"Winning isn't everything, but losing sucks!"
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Apr 27, 2010 8:20 PM CDT reply actions
On something that Mac said?
"If this video was an ice cream flavor, it'd be pralines and dick." Clark
re: Matthew Wilder-Break My Stride, 4/17/09
Rodney
Thanks for the Calvin and Hobbes post in the first thread. Brings back some kick ass memories. I’ll have to dig around and find my books now.
"If this video was an ice cream flavor, it'd be pralines and dick." Clark
re: Matthew Wilder-Break My Stride, 4/17/09
Oh, I've got it.
Just don’t know where it is right now.
"If this video was an ice cream flavor, it'd be pralines and dick." Clark
re: Matthew Wilder-Break My Stride, 4/17/09
only comic better than Calvin & Hobbes
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
The Dark Side
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
Do you mean Far Side?
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
yes thank you.
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
So do you at keeping up with GDT threads
=P
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
See
Saying “Get Fuzzy sucks” is funny, because of my avatar.
by Adam J. Morris on Apr 27, 2010 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions
I got it, trust me
And right back at ya.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Close to Home
and , wink wink, BIZARRO
"Winning isn't everything, but losing sucks!"
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Apr 27, 2010 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Loved me some Opus
and Steve Dallas
"If this video was an ice cream flavor, it'd be pralines and dick." Clark
re: Matthew Wilder-Break My Stride, 4/17/09
Ford F-650?
I didn’t know they made such a thing…
"I've had a lot of experience with semantics, so don't try to lure me into some maze of circular logic."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Apr 27, 2010 8:26 PM CDT reply actions
They made it in honor of the number of times Taylor Teagarden fucked up this year
We're like soccer hooligans... except, like the Rangers, we can’t even get that right. We beat each other up instead of the other side. - AJM
yep

"Winning isn't everything, but losing sucks!"
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Apr 27, 2010 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions
A Mini 18 wheeler, if I pulled a ton of stuff I would have one
I’ve seen a F-450 in person same size as the rest just about 70k maxed out
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
My Dad is putting his on ebay
Wanna buy it?
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Had to be done....

"Winning isn't everything, but losing sucks!"
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Apr 27, 2010 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions
When you pull that thing into your garage
does the garage say “is it in yet?”
by #5withabullet on Apr 27, 2010 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions
there ya go.
“Don’t worry babe, I’ll be gentle.”
"Winning isn't everything, but losing sucks!"
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Apr 27, 2010 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions
HAHAHA X 2...for you and cmkelly
"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move." - Satchel Paige
by Suicide Prince on Apr 27, 2010 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Dumbest thing ever.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
It's kinda big...I guess

"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move." - Satchel Paige
by Suicide Prince on Apr 27, 2010 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions
"that's no truck"
“That’s a space station.”
"Winning isn't everything, but losing sucks!"
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Apr 27, 2010 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions
LOL!!!
Well played…
"I've had a lot of experience with semantics, so don't try to lure me into some maze of circular logic."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Apr 27, 2010 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions
I like a woman with small hands
makes my weiner look bigger….
"Winning isn't everything, but losing sucks!"
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Apr 27, 2010 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions
I've got a bad feeling about this

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
That is crazy
$500 to fill up the tank just to go 3 miles down the road I bet.
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
it gets 10 gallons to the mile...
"I've had a lot of experience with semantics, so don't try to lure me into some maze of circular logic."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Apr 27, 2010 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions
But
how many cars can it crush?
by Butcher T. Washington on Apr 27, 2010 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Good point
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
That thing is straight out of Idiocracy...
"I've had a lot of experience with semantics, so don't try to lure me into some maze of circular logic."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Apr 27, 2010 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah,
but you get a skanky whore if you buy this one.

"If this video was an ice cream flavor, it'd be pralines and dick." Clark
re: Matthew Wilder-Break My Stride, 4/17/09
40
in horse face
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
There is, in fact, a manly and lawful passion for equality which excites men to wish all to be powerful and honored. This passion tends to elevate the humble to the rank of the great; but there exists also in the human heart a depraved taste for equality, which impels the weak to attempt to lower the powerful to their own level, and reduces men to prefer equality in slavery to inequality with freedom.
-Alexis de Tocqueville, 1835
by Hamiltons Homey on Apr 27, 2010 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions
That's unpossible
"If this video was an ice cream flavor, it'd be pralines and dick." Clark
re: Matthew Wilder-Break My Stride, 4/17/09
Holy shit.
I watched about 2 seconds of that and turned it off, was incredibly high and drunk.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
I have now, you fuck.
That’s just fucking wrong in such a funny way. Holy shit, I’m laughing my ass off.
"If this video was an ice cream flavor, it'd be pralines and dick." Clark
re: Matthew Wilder-Break My Stride, 4/17/09
Ugh
We're like soccer hooligans... except, like the Rangers, we can’t even get that right. We beat each other up instead of the other side. - AJM
Single play squid!!!
"I've had a lot of experience with semantics, so don't try to lure me into some maze of circular logic."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Apr 27, 2010 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Respect the arm, kid.
"Winning isn't everything, but losing sucks!"
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Apr 27, 2010 8:33 PM CDT reply actions
Heh.
Don’t test the Hambino.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
GDT2
Where big trucks, star wars, and whores all meet up….
"Winning isn't everything, but losing sucks!"
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Apr 27, 2010 8:34 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
DON'T SPEAK OF MISTY THAT WAY
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
I was referring to the skank in front of the truck
"Winning isn't everything, but losing sucks!"
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Apr 27, 2010 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Sorry, I apologize for my rash comment
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
It's the stuff dreams are made of
"If this video was an ice cream flavor, it'd be pralines and dick." Clark
re: Matthew Wilder-Break My Stride, 4/17/09
And liquid Poo
Don’t forget the Poo.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
ruh roh
do work, son.
"Winning isn't everything, but losing sucks!"
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Apr 27, 2010 8:36 PM CDT reply actions
This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
Reach.....
but well played…..
"Winning isn't everything, but losing sucks!"
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Apr 27, 2010 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Nice throw
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
Googled "Do Work Son" and this came up...

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
nice
"Winning isn't everything, but losing sucks!"
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Apr 27, 2010 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions
uhhhhh....
"I've had a lot of experience with semantics, so don't try to lure me into some maze of circular logic."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Apr 27, 2010 8:38 PM CDT reply actions
WARNING: Loss of lead imminent
We're like soccer hooligans... except, like the Rangers, we can’t even get that right. We beat each other up instead of the other side. - AJM
More std's.....
car show girls, strippers, or porn stars?
"Winning isn't everything, but losing sucks!"
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Apr 27, 2010 8:39 PM CDT reply actions
beer tub?
"Winning isn't everything, but losing sucks!"
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Apr 27, 2010 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions
don't do this
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
coke whore strippers.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
porn stars
prob have the least I would think
i would go car show girls first, strippers second
"He do what he do" - Ron Washington
by dustinvandeman on Apr 27, 2010 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions
fuck me, this has escalated quickly
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
There is, in fact, a manly and lawful passion for equality which excites men to wish all to be powerful and honored. This passion tends to elevate the humble to the rank of the great; but there exists also in the human heart a depraved taste for equality, which impels the weak to attempt to lower the powerful to their own level, and reduces men to prefer equality in slavery to inequality with freedom.
-Alexis de Tocqueville, 1835
by Hamiltons Homey on Apr 27, 2010 8:40 PM CDT reply actions
Who seconds my motion to ban any GDT2 for the rest of the season?
From 1 to 3. No in between.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
down like 4 flat tires
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Technically, that would make GDT3 the 2nd thread...so how about this...
a GDT2 would have to be started but could have one comment and immediately go to GDT3…
"I've had a lot of experience with semantics, so don't try to lure me into some maze of circular logic."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Apr 27, 2010 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Need a strike, Christopher...
"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move." - Satchel Paige
Woody starting over Damp tonight.
Interesting….
"Winning isn't everything, but losing sucks!"
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Apr 27, 2010 8:41 PM CDT reply actions
Interesting?
That’s how it should be. Stone Hands Damp is a drain on my life.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
this bastard is fighting
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
There is, in fact, a manly and lawful passion for equality which excites men to wish all to be powerful and honored. This passion tends to elevate the humble to the rank of the great; but there exists also in the human heart a depraved taste for equality, which impels the weak to attempt to lower the powerful to their own level, and reduces men to prefer equality in slavery to inequality with freedom.
-Alexis de Tocqueville, 1835
by Hamiltons Homey on Apr 27, 2010 8:42 PM CDT reply actions
CJ says I got this
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
hell yea
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
There is, in fact, a manly and lawful passion for equality which excites men to wish all to be powerful and honored. This passion tends to elevate the humble to the rank of the great; but there exists also in the human heart a depraved taste for equality, which impels the weak to attempt to lower the powerful to their own level, and reduces men to prefer equality in slavery to inequality with freedom.
-Alexis de Tocqueville, 1835
by Hamiltons Homey on Apr 27, 2010 8:42 PM CDT reply actions
CJ!!!!!!!!!
We're like soccer hooligans... except, like the Rangers, we can’t even get that right. We beat each other up instead of the other side. - AJM
WHOA!!!!
"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move." - Satchel Paige
you would think Josh would have known better...
"I've had a lot of experience with semantics, so don't try to lure me into some maze of circular logic."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Apr 27, 2010 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions
He's reading LSB.
C’mon Josh, give us a shoutout.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
x

"I've had a lot of experience with semantics, so don't try to lure me into some maze of circular logic."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Apr 27, 2010 8:43 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
your mom goes to college
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
genius.
“Your mom goes to college.”
"Winning isn't everything, but losing sucks!"
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Apr 27, 2010 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions
OH SNAP!

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
Ceejer
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
What was that, Josh?

"Winning isn't everything, but losing sucks!"
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Apr 27, 2010 8:43 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
SOMEONE please photoshop CJ on this!
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
Let see if we can hold this lead....
We have to be one of the worst teams in baseball from the 6th inning on this year.
by death of the cool on Apr 27, 2010 8:45 PM CDT reply actions
y-not?
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
Googled it.
Still can’t figure out what it is.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Projection HDTV board, I am guessing.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Long story short...
I have a 42" LG plasma. The Y-Sustain board burned out the other day (leaving me with sounds, but no picture).
I’m going to replace it.
Ahh ok, had no clue what the fuck a Y-Sustain board was.
Expensive? Cause I have a 46" Samsung plasma…
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
if the throw was there he might have been out
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
There is, in fact, a manly and lawful passion for equality which excites men to wish all to be powerful and honored. This passion tends to elevate the humble to the rank of the great; but there exists also in the human heart a depraved taste for equality, which impels the weak to attempt to lower the powerful to their own level, and reduces men to prefer equality in slavery to inequality with freedom.
-Alexis de Tocqueville, 1835
by Hamiltons Homey on Apr 27, 2010 8:45 PM CDT reply actions
That ball curved away from CF
that was cool
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
Vladdy.
Damn, he damn near hit that out.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
that ball pissed on rios as it went by
"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball." - Terence Mann
your watching now?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
x

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
by WhipSmart on Apr 27, 2010 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
LOL!!!
"I've had a lot of experience with semantics, so don't try to lure me into some maze of circular logic."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Apr 27, 2010 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions
bueherle throws a 78 mph cutter?
true sense of the “thumber” term.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
come on smoak monster
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
There is, in fact, a manly and lawful passion for equality which excites men to wish all to be powerful and honored. This passion tends to elevate the humble to the rank of the great; but there exists also in the human heart a depraved taste for equality, which impels the weak to attempt to lower the powerful to their own level, and reduces men to prefer equality in slavery to inequality with freedom.
-Alexis de Tocqueville, 1835
by Hamiltons Homey on Apr 27, 2010 8:46 PM CDT reply actions
i love josh lewin.
his hawk impression was awesome.
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!
Hey Justin,
It’s Time.
Thanks,
LSB
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Smoak will never have more than 1 RBI.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
?

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
by WhipSmart on Apr 27, 2010 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Dude, that is funny....Mr. T in a sombrero can never fail.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Smoak with the RBI
We're like soccer hooligans... except, like the Rangers, we can’t even get that right. We beat each other up instead of the other side. - AJM
Nice job, Smoak!
"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move." - Satchel Paige
Good piece of hitting with two strikes
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
See how pissed Smoak was?
He knew that was a ball.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Here ya go, RangersSD

"Winning isn't everything, but losing sucks!"
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Apr 27, 2010 8:49 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
too easy
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
Embarrassing to respond, even.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
No, it's thickness and width
So I hear all the time on Am radio.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
well played, Mauer
"Winning isn't everything, but losing sucks!"
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Apr 27, 2010 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Vlad
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
Has to be Vlad
and his 76 y/o hips.
"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move." - Satchel Paige
by Suicide Prince on Apr 27, 2010 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Treanor
But Vlad’s “running” hurts more
We're like soccer hooligans... except, like the Rangers, we can’t even get that right. We beat each other up instead of the other side. - AJM
Agreed
Vlad runs the bases like I think Red Fox might
by #5withabullet on Apr 27, 2010 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions
'Lizbeth, I'm comin' to see ya!
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Apr 27, 2010 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
I used to own a Jefferson shirt
that said,“Shut up, Honky!”
"Winning isn't everything, but losing sucks!"
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Apr 27, 2010 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions
BOOOO
Matt Treanor just cut his WPA in half.
We're like soccer hooligans... except, like the Rangers, we can’t even get that right. We beat each other up instead of the other side. - AJM
OT
Why does TXA21’s Mavs picture suck balls tonight? Looks terrible.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Maybe Joaquin Arias is attending the game
We're like soccer hooligans... except, like the Rangers, we can’t even get that right. We beat each other up instead of the other side. - AJM
Or Teabagger
"Winning isn't everything, but losing sucks!"
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Apr 27, 2010 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions
thinkin the same thing
HD looks worse
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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Apr 27, 2010 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm in HD also and the color looks like shit.
All yellow-y.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Blurry for you?
Figured that was my crap TV.
"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move." - Satchel Paige
by Suicide Prince on Apr 27, 2010 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
Now, why you gotta do that?
"Winning isn't everything, but losing sucks!"
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Apr 27, 2010 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions
What's wrong with you?
"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move." - Satchel Paige
by Suicide Prince on Apr 27, 2010 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Reply fail...meant for the Sooner.
"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move." - Satchel Paige
by Suicide Prince on Apr 27, 2010 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions
I googled tub girl and that is what came up
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
And decided we should see it?
I’ve seen it before but that’s still wrong of you.
"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move." - Satchel Paige
by Suicide Prince on Apr 27, 2010 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah I went back and found it. lol
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
?

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Apr 27, 2010 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Italian Spiderman
EPIC!!!!
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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Apr 27, 2010 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions
That made me clisk more
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Hard to believe
that it’s been almost 3 years now since “2 girls, one cup”
"Winning isn't everything, but losing sucks!"
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Apr 27, 2010 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions
For Christmas, Ben got...
….the extended edition director’s cut DVD of “2 girls, one cup,” with the extra commentary track.
by Adam J. Morris on Apr 27, 2010 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions
the Gold or Platinum edition?
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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Wow...nice!
"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move." - Satchel Paige
Over the last few nights Denton Ryan, now UNT (Talons UP!!) are getting mad pub via the Rangers.
WOWOWOOWOWOWO GREat 2b play!
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
HAHAHA Fuck you Pierre you little speedy shit
We're like soccer hooligans... except, like the Rangers, we can’t even get that right. We beat each other up instead of the other side. - AJM
Nips and a DP
I’ll let you make the joke
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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I need a revealing Alyssa pic,
And then I may have a smoke and retire for the night.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
you can see her tattoo in this one

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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she's ugly.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
you macrome'ed a pair of jeans....
"Winning isn't everything, but losing sucks!"
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Apr 27, 2010 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Nice
Was about to post the line…then I saw this pic.
"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move." - Satchel Paige
by Suicide Prince on Apr 27, 2010 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions
still tryin to find the Paul Rudd mug shot t-shirt
"Winning isn't everything, but losing sucks!"
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Apr 27, 2010 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions
I say it everytime
Tonight will be no different.
I love her.
"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move." - Satchel Paige
by Suicide Prince on Apr 27, 2010 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions
touche'
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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Apr 27, 2010 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Best I got
Speaking of Nippert…..

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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Apr 27, 2010 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions
I would lick the shit out of that button
"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball." - Terence Mann
Why you lookin at the button?
Tha hell is wrong with you, man?
"Winning isn't everything, but losing sucks!"
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Apr 27, 2010 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah, she's the real deal, even better than Danny Pintauro
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Fuck, I missed whatever the nice play was...
because I was watching that chick shit in the hot tub!
by cmkelly29 on Apr 27, 2010 8:56 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
HAHAHA
"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move." - Satchel Paige
by Suicide Prince on Apr 27, 2010 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions
The University of North Texas
or as I like to call it – Southlake Carroll North West University
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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Apr 27, 2010 8:56 PM CDT reply actions
It's time.....
for a stiff drink. Ciroc and 7, anyone?
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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Apr 27, 2010 8:57 PM CDT reply actions
This Melora Hardin?

"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move." - Satchel Paige
by Suicide Prince on Apr 27, 2010 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Jan?
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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Apr 27, 2010 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions
there's more than one?
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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Not that I'm aware of...
…just wanted to post that pic.
"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move." - Satchel Paige
by Suicide Prince on Apr 27, 2010 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions
She was originally supposed to be in Back To The Future.
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by Brandon Worley on Apr 27, 2010 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Maybe so
but she was the bomb in IRON EAGLE!!!!!
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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Apr 27, 2010 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions
x

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Apr 27, 2010 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
excuse me sir.....

"Winning isn't everything, but losing sucks!"
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Apr 27, 2010 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Camera dude framed him in with some dame, neither of them knew
And then after the camera wouldn’t cut away, some dude without a shirt and a bandana came in and hugged him
by oc on Apr 27, 2010 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions
they just showed him with a bunch of girls
getting ready to graduate
Please more of this
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
Geez
Didn’t realize I stopped breathing for a few minutes there…
"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move." - Satchel Paige
by Suicide Prince on Apr 27, 2010 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions
think she can cut glass with those diamonds?
"Winning isn't everything, but losing sucks!"
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Apr 27, 2010 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions
would like to find out
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
Why dstar why?
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
Don't let them upset you, dstar
I support your decision to adopt an alternative lifestyle.
by Adam J. Morris on Apr 27, 2010 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
I love you
And her for 30 minutes or so…
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Have a seat, 'Druw
We're like soccer hooligans... except, like the Rangers, we can’t even get that right. We beat each other up instead of the other side. - AJM
I went to TCU...
…and there have been hot women surrounding me for the last twenty years, really.
"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move." - Satchel Paige
by Suicide Prince on Apr 27, 2010 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Fort Worth has some hotties
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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Texas has some hotties
Well, except for San Antonio.
"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move." - Satchel Paige
by Suicide Prince on Apr 27, 2010 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions
still pissed
that Bacsik got suspended. Buschleague.
"Winning isn't everything, but losing sucks!"
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Apr 27, 2010 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions
there's a beer league?
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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horrible movie, btw
Artie Lange and Ralph Macchio. depressing.
"Winning isn't everything, but losing sucks!"
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Apr 27, 2010 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions
That movie cracked me up, lol.
Pitching coach Mike Maddux on Darren Oliver’s 0.00 ERA this spring:
"Economical work. He ain’t getting paid by the hour."
It's like a cow's opinion.
It doesn’t matter. It’s moo.
"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move." - Satchel Paige
by Suicide Prince on Apr 27, 2010 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Egg least use correct english.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Ummm...
http://sports.espn.go.com/dallas/mlb/news/story?id=5141002
"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move." - Satchel Paige
by Suicide Prince on Apr 27, 2010 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Sucks for him
But, talent wins out in situations like that.
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
He got fired.
Pitching coach Mike Maddux on Darren Oliver’s 0.00 ERA this spring:
"Economical work. He ain’t getting paid by the hour."
Here he is, the Co-o-o-obra, HERE'S COBRA!!!!
"Winning isn't everything, but losing sucks!"
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Apr 27, 2010 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions
red & blue yarmulkes
interesting
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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"woooooooooooo ducks on the pond!!!!!"

"Winning isn't everything, but losing sucks!"
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Apr 27, 2010 9:08 PM CDT reply actions
it's pretty bad
that when they went to the camera angle showing michael young, i automatically thought base hit.
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!
Thought Oliver was unavailable
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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Tits says... GTFO
We're like soccer hooligans... except, like the Rangers, we can’t even get that right. We beat each other up instead of the other side. - AJM
heh, Lewin
Ozzie doesn’t like it… no one in the ballpark really cares.
nice
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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Sounds like fun
We're like soccer hooligans... except, like the Rangers, we can’t even get that right. We beat each other up instead of the other side. - AJM
How much of the house?
1 room? Mulitple? Rebuild? What’s the deal?
"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move." - Satchel Paige
by Suicide Prince on Apr 27, 2010 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions
LOL
“Ozzie Guillen doesn’t like it. No one in this ball park really cares.”
Nice line, Josh.
"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move." - Satchel Paige
Just imagine if Harrison was pitching and pitching halfway decent.
This game would of been over an hour ago.
Harden is going to be angry
He won’t have his personal relief pitcher to come save his ass tomorrow.
I thought that was Asian Kid
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
Najera didn't get suspended?!
I’m shocked.
"Winning isn't everything, but losing sucks!"
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Apr 27, 2010 9:17 PM CDT reply actions
It's time

Last cheesy 80’s movie reference of the night, promise. Go get em, Frankie!!!!
"Winning isn't everything, but losing sucks!"
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Apr 27, 2010 9:20 PM CDT reply actions
Bryan Brown was awesome
"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move." - Satchel Paige
by Suicide Prince on Apr 27, 2010 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions
nope
"Winning isn't everything, but losing sucks!"
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Apr 27, 2010 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions
"I'd like to thank the Academy for this award...."
"Winning isn't everything, but losing sucks!"
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Apr 27, 2010 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Okay everone
Grab onto something and hunker down, hopefully Frankie won’t flush this game out the airlock…
We're like soccer hooligans... except, like the Rangers, we can’t even get that right. We beat each other up instead of the other side. - AJM
juju frank juju
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Do your job, Frankie
So I can switch to the Mavs game in a good mood….
"Winning isn't everything, but losing sucks!"
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Apr 27, 2010 9:22 PM CDT reply actions
What a night for Treanor!!!
I mean, who else could catch a pop up behind the plate for the first out of the 9th???
quit hatin'
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Career game, right?
"Winning isn't everything, but losing sucks!"
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Apr 27, 2010 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions
2 down....
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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Apr 27, 2010 9:24 PM CDT reply actions
I can't believe how far Frankie has fallen.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
BALLGAME!
"Hell's frozen over, Pigs are flying! The Saints have won the Super Bowl"
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BALLGAME!!!!
"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move." - Satchel Paige
Wheeeeeeeeeew.
Everybody breathe.
We're like soccer hooligans... except, like the Rangers, we can’t even get that right. We beat each other up instead of the other side. - AJM
Thank God

we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"
by eclou on Apr 27, 2010 9:26 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
LOL
"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move." - Satchel Paige
by Suicide Prince on Apr 27, 2010 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions
BALLGAME

"Winning isn't everything, but losing sucks!"
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Apr 27, 2010 9:26 PM CDT reply actions
Yeah, Mavs killed the posts tonight, I think.
"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move." - Satchel Paige
by Suicide Prince on Apr 27, 2010 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions
x

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Apr 27, 2010 9:27 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Mavs almost up by 20
"Winning isn't everything, but losing sucks!"
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Apr 27, 2010 9:28 PM CDT reply actions
I like you, really I do
BUT SHUT UP!!!!
"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move." - Satchel Paige
by Suicide Prince on Apr 27, 2010 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Any idea why the Cavs game is on TNT and not the Mavericks?
"Hell's frozen over, Pigs are flying! The Saints have won the Super Bowl"
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Mavs on local and NBATV tonight.....
don’t ask….
"Winning isn't everything, but losing sucks!"
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Apr 27, 2010 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Ok...David Stern is officially hated now
"Hell's frozen over, Pigs are flying! The Saints have won the Super Bowl"
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