Tracy Ringolsby levels more allegations against Hicks
Grouchy baseball writer Tracy Ringolsby goes into crotchety old man mode in a Fox Sports column, grousing about how much Alex Rodriguez sucks as a human being and how much better it was back in the old days, when players respected the game by throwing fastballs at each other's heads.
There's a weird part at the end that carps at a bunch of Hispanic players on different teams "laughing and chatting" with each other before a game, which probably wouldn't rub me quite so wrong if it weren't for the fact that Ringolsby seems to have such a hard time finding Anglo players who he thinks are disrespecting the game.
In any case, the story is part hatchet job on ARod, part the same "things were better back in the old days" story that baseball writers have been writing since probably around 1890, when I imagine some writer was grousing about how all the Irish players who had taken over the game didn't show the same respect and character that the players of the 1870s did.
And it wouldn't even be worth me commenting on (or you wasting your time reading) except for this:
And that wasn't the first time A-Rod put his own needs ahead of an organization. Tom Hicks, the man who is attempting to sell the TexasRangers , was able to cover the Rangers’ share of Rodriguez’s 10-year, $242 million deal signed before the 2001 season, despite Hicks’ bankruptcy problems.
It’s the working stiffs with the Rangers, the ones who had their future caught up in a Hicks-created retirement plan, who are left with nothing to show for their efforts.
Now, the central point of this -- that ARod is a bad guy who doesn't respect the game because he signed a big contract with the Rangers, and didn't give millions back to the team and now the team is in trouble -- doesn't make any sense.
But the allegation that Ringolsby makes -- that Rangers' employees have "nothing" in their retirement plans because of something Hicks did -- is news to me. Ringolsby throws it out almost as an aside, as if it is something that is common knowledge...but I've been following the Hicks/Rangers saga very closely, and I've never heard anything about Rangers employees being left with nothing in their retirement plans because of "Hicks' bankruptcy problems."
Is this news to anyone else? Or is this common knowledge, and I've just missed it?
My initial reaction is that this is some sort of misunderstanding...I can't imagine that the Rangers' financial problems have resulted in an Enron situation where employees' 401ks are suddenly worthless. It isn't as if employees could have been holding HSG stock in their retirement plans. As negative as my opinion of Hicks is, that seems a bit much, even to me.
So there should either be some sort of correction forthcoming about this from Fox Sports, or there is a huge story here the D/FW media should be covering.
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As I've said before, please do not indict all wearers of cowboy hats simply because Tracy Ringolsby wears one in his picture
We’re not all like him.
"I’m gonna go on record here and say a great many things excuse throwing a chair at someone." – D.A. Tron
I like the awkward TV lawyers who do their commercials wearing cowboy hats.

I like to pretend any lawyer wearing a cowboy hat on my TV is The Newberg, and then I yell “LEMON!” at ‘em and then I like to pretend that he’s getting real mad inside of the TV about it and then I like to pretend that I won and that therefor I’m a big handsome winner, and then sometimes I’ll fall asleep.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
The Perezident: "Hail to the Chief, he's Marteen, and he needs hailing!"
by thedirkatron on Apr 29, 2010 6:42 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
funny
in california we have binder and binder comercials and they dont wear cowboy hats
Nobody punished like Earl and No one was nastier than Ryan
Thats more the Indiana Jones hat, to me
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
Yeah, that's not a cowboy hat
Kind of an Australian drover’s hat, though.
"I’m gonna go on record here and say a great many things excuse throwing a chair at someone." – D.A. Tron
jinks you owe me a coke :)
I soloed in the Mile High Club!
Heh
Great minds think alike.
"I’m gonna go on record here and say a great many things excuse throwing a chair at someone." – D.A. Tron
thats what i was thinking
loosk more like an aussie hat
or its just a pitiful excuse for a cowboy hat
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Apr 30, 2010 8:54 AM CDT up reply actions
Not sure what hat it is.
But it is not a cowboy hat. It’s like a shitty “cowboy” hat you’d find in a rest stop in Delaware.
by FuturePants on Apr 30, 2010 10:15 AM CDT up reply actions
X
I was gonna say that or looks like one of those hats Aussies wear. Definitely not a cowboy hat.
I soloed in the Mile High Club!
Doesn't indy
wear a fedora?
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Apr 29, 2010 11:00 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Charles Binder
You know, I’ve never noticed this before, but he looks a bit like AJM…
"He's not coming back. That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
-- Sterling Archer
Now that you mention it, I can see a little resemblance myself
"I’m gonna go on record here and say a great many things excuse throwing a chair at someone." – D.A. Tron
FINALLY
I have a new sig
"I like to pretend any lawyer wearing a cowboy hat on my TV is The Newberg, and then I yell "LEMON!" at ‘em and then I like to pretend that he’s getting real mad inside of the TV about it and then I like to pretend that I won and that therefor I’m a big handsome winner, and then sometimes I’ll fall asleep." -- thedirkatron
Of course you don't
"I’m gonna go on record here and say a great many things excuse throwing a chair at someone." – D.A. Tron
You said you didn't believe me that Tracy Ringolsby isn't representative of cowboy hat wearers
I said “of course you don’t,” because your “I don’t believe you” seemed like a typical brettgardner response.
"I’m gonna go on record here and say a great many things excuse throwing a chair at someone." – D.A. Tron
Yeah
And I don’t know what that means. Just repeating what happens doesn’t explain it.
by brettgardner on Apr 30, 2010 8:30 AM CDT up reply actions
Let me translate.
Brett Gardner only angrily disagrees with posters, usually with 1-3 words, such as “No” or “Fuck off.”
by FuturePants on Apr 30, 2010 10:17 AM CDT up reply actions
and typically in headlines only
example from this thread
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Apr 30, 2010 11:05 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm amused.
FuturePants and you. My biggest admirers.
by brettgardner on Apr 30, 2010 4:49 PM CDT up reply actions
interesting
retirement plans attracted a lot of attention post-Enron. I’d be shocked if Hicks was able to get away with something like what is insinuated there. That’d be far worse than Enron – any privately held company that forced their employees to put retirement money into a non-publicly traded corporation? That’s just weird.
Go Rice Owls!
Reading comprehension, imo.
I think he was saying the Rangers players had their future mortgaged by Hicks and his “pay all this money for ARod, then have no money to spend on the team I actually have, which by the way is now my retirement plan cause I’m selling it”.
I don’t think he meant the team’s employees and their actual retirement plan.
At least not from that quote.
Maybe he details it more in the main body of the article.
I’ll be monkey fucked by a dirty foreigner with a speech impediment before I read a whole Tracy Ringolsby article.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
The Perezident: "Hail to the Chief, he's Marteen, and he needs hailing!"
If that's what he's saying...
…then that may be the worst sentence ever crafted.
by Adam J. Morris on Apr 29, 2010 6:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Meh. Not really.
It’s a little vague, I suppose, but I wouldn’t’ve thought he was saying what you think he was saying in a million years.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
The Perezident: "Hail to the Chief, he's Marteen, and he needs hailing!"
by thedirkatron on Apr 29, 2010 6:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Actually, I interpreted it the same way AJM did
I guess the lawyers think alike. Or my support for NeilRam is screwing with my reading comprehension.
"I’m gonna go on record here and say a great many things excuse throwing a chair at someone." – D.A. Tron
Meh, maybe y'all are right.
I’m not a lawyer, though with my hobo beard and cereal-rapist-on-the-loose “hairstyle” I’ve got going on right now, I bear an uncanny resemblance to unfrozen caveman lawyer.
PS Yes I realized right after I typed it that I’d used the wrong spelling of serial up there, but I left it cause I found the image of me running around (in my thong underwear I bought at a store that was in the shopping mall near my house where I live) doing lots of sex crimes on breakfast food to be quite amusing.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
The Perezident: "Hail to the Chief, he's Marteen, and he needs hailing!"
by thedirkatron on Apr 29, 2010 11:51 PM CDT up reply actions
I stopped at "cereal rapist..." and made a firm conclusion.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
by Josey Wales on Apr 30, 2010 12:01 AM CDT up reply actions
That doesn't make any sense.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
The Perezident: "Hail to the Chief, he's Marteen, and he needs hailing!"
by thedirkatron on Apr 30, 2010 12:10 AM CDT up reply actions
Oh, shit... it's Josey. Never mind, it now makes sense.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
The Perezident: "Hail to the Chief, he's Marteen, and he needs hailing!"
by thedirkatron on Apr 30, 2010 12:11 AM CDT up reply actions
Hmmm...
So, Josey thinks Dirk used “cereal” improperly.
Personally, I think Dirk was really trying to imply that his hair style matches that of a guy that rapes Cheerios.
by Oracle Galvez on Apr 30, 2010 8:27 AM CDT up reply actions
Personally I think that little exchange perfectly summed up Josey.
Make a snap judgment, then (proudly) refuse to keep an open mind or seek out any more information on the subject, and end up looking like a jackass because of it.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
The Perezident: "Hail to the Chief, he's Marteen, and he needs hailing!"
by thedirkatron on Apr 30, 2010 12:34 PM CDT up reply actions
i'm not familiar with this writer
or his style, but i thought it was just a weak attempt at blaming Arod for the misery that the sad workaday employees of the Rangers will be experiencing for the rest of their dreadful lives, all thanks to ARod’s greedy contract that he held a gun to Hicks’ head to get.
actually, re-reading it, i don’t wtf he’s talking about.
Also used to cover the Rangers
"He's not coming back. That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
-- Sterling Archer
I remember something ...
… about how the Rangers employees didn’t participate in the MLB sponsored retirement plan. Hicks had something else for his employees to use.
The Good Old Days
Tracy Ringolsby reminds of those brain-terd Blue Collar Comedians. In fact, I feel like he’s all schtick, knowing those old-school angles still have a certain fan base (albeit a very different one than LSB). His crowd probably likes songs with lyrics about cold beer and blue jeans. And let me guess, they also believe IF the Rangers win it all? It was Nolan Ryan who did saved the day!
I will say this about the old days. My Grandfather was born in 1902. His favorite players were the usual early century legends. He was a farmer/rancher who enjoyed the daily rhythm of a baseball season. He relied mostly on radio broadcasts. His favorite team was hundreds of miles away from him. And he never saw the days of ESPN.
Guess how many games he saw LIVE? Zero. But. You young bucks probably don’t know many like that anymore. Talk about Sci-Fi, I can’t imagine how his mind would spin at all the data available now. Youtube, LSB, MLB.com, etc. And he would definitely consider sitting in front of a pc a waste of a life.
"I wish to believe. But my belief is a graveyard." - Charles Bukowski
See, now this gets you mocked.
Guess how many games he saw LIVE? Zero. But. You young bucks probably don’t know many like that anymore.
Not actually watching the games is the height of disrespect for the game. And it’s the go-to insult for anyone who doesn’t like someone actually thinking about the game too much. “Do you ever actually WATCH baseball?!”
No Kidding! I need to be mocked for this thing!
He watched LIVE games on television later in his life, but TV was not around for him until his early 60’s. What I meant to say was he never attended an MLB game. He did see a few minor league games and touring games. His world was just not as mobile as today’s world.
To clarify: I was trying to demonstrate how these older people from a by-gone era were experiencing the game. (Not that I did that well). That said, I can think of a lot reasons why they might feel their era was better given their mindset. But this was before the levels of scrutiny that emerged post-Bill James.
"I wish to believe. But my belief is a graveyard." - Charles Bukowski
tracy ringolsby
why does that sound like a porn star? is there someone w/a name similar to that?
I have a Candice Cox that works in my office
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
The one in my office is hot
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
If the FWST didn't retract Galloway's "story" about the blackmail...
…nothing in this story will get retracted either.
Tracy Ringolsby says Tom Hicks diddles with little boys' privates.
Didn’t he used to write for DMN back in the day? So sad.

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