From Josh Lewin to y'all
Hey Gang...
Just thought I'd check in and express a couple thoughts to you.
As a big fan of this site, one of the simple pleasures after a Ranger game for me is to pop a beverage, turn on MLB TV and scroll through to see what true blue (or red) Ranger fans are thinking... it's something my kids do with me on occasion as well (sans the beverage), which is what prompted me to write this post...
PLEASE PLEASE understand that the broadcast has to serve a wide cross-section of viewers. For now there are way, way, way more casual baseball fans than die-hards, and we have to do our best to throw everyone a little morsel of what it is they want. Believe me, I'm aware that the die-hards don't need all the frivolity and BS to keep 'em eyeballed in for three hours... there are probably a good thousand of you who live and die with every pitch, and no doubt, y'all are the most important fans the Rangers have. But for the 7,999,000 other people in the DFW area, I have to be mindful that they aren't as keyed up or clued in as you guys... we are casting a wide net trying to get as many Texans as possible to start giving a darn and learning the game.
Anyway, that's my cross to bear and I understand those of you who hate that dynamic and want to rail against the injustice of it all... the only thing I ask-- gently and nicely -- is to keep in mind that indeed, there are kids reading your posts as well as adults. My kiddos and I both know that public figures (and kids of public figures) need to have thick skin, but still, words like "douchebag" kind of cut to the core. I'm not here to lecture or censor, but I just wanted to put that out there.
Meantime, I humbly promise I will do my level-best not to be douche-baggy to the best of my abilities... I take my assignment as Rangers TV Voice very seriously, and want to give an A-plus performance every night. But please know that there will be some times that I will, indeed, cater to the casual fans for a half an inning, and/or say something pretty freaking stupid that makes you want to throw something at your TV. I apologize in advance for those times, but I also promise that when the game's 4-4 in the 9th (as it gloriously was yesterday) you will get a spot-on call of all that's going on. Even casual fans don't need any whoop-de-doo when it's 4-4 in the 9th!
Ok, I'm out... back to enjoying the posts and the growing fever for Ranger baseball... but I just wanted y'all, the diehards, to know what's in my heart.
Best wishes and Go Rangers--
-Josh
(twitter: rangerstvjosh)
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Thanks for coming here and talking to us
We just wish we didn’t have to hear that Vernon Wells is an Arlington native more than once or twice a series… or game, for that matter.
Everyone is going to have some complaint if they watch enough games...
But Josh Lewin is a fantastic baseball play-by-play guy. He covers ~150 games each year for what has been one of the worst franchises in all of American sports over the past half century… while doing so for a TV audience that is perennially one of the smallest in American sports. I’m amazed we even still have him. If this market was even close to being efficiently allocated, the Rangers TV team would be Dave Barnett and Rocco Pendola. Forever.
Having the team of sabermetric geeks doing non-stop analysis during games (as many here want) would royally f-ing suck. Rangers broadcasts should be filled with random and bizarre stories, nerd humor, and corny interviews with shoddily dressed and poorly spoken Arlington-level yokels. Anything else would be badly out of place.
When the games get serious and need a serious call though, Josh Lewin does it better than anyone in the business right now.
Rocco Pendola
What ever happened to that guy?
by GregoryM on Apr 7, 2010 9:11 AM CDT up reply actions
Rocco Pendola
got his Ph.D. in City Planning or Urban Development or something like that believe it or not.
As a Day 1 P1, I had this random hankering to look him up a few years ago, and I found him somewhere, out on the West Coast I think, pursing his doctorate. I was finishing my Ph.D. too at the time so I shot him an email and he wrote me back. Said he was done with the radio biz, was living his life as a normal guy and fell in love with this random field and had to pursue it.
Pretty cool I thought.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Apr 16, 2010 1:59 AM CDT up reply actions
Thanks, Josh
Just keep up the good work, and don’t worry about the douchebags on here!
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
So you agree with a +1, and then call it really really lame?
Either you can’t make up you’re mind and you’re an idiot, or you just aren’t educated enough to use the correct reply button.
The choice is yours.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
oh, stick with one camera angle please, the CF one
I’m sure most fans wouldn’t like that aspect of the broadcast going back and forth…i think
"Clearly, I've been wrong. VY is awesome." - AJM
Nicely said Josh
but can you have Jim Knox killed and buried in a shallow grave?
Thanks,
Dan
"I don't condone steroids or any other type of growth hormones or anything else, but I could care less, and, for the most part, I don't think the fans give a (bleep). The people that care about it are the people that probably don't like baseball," - Jim Leyland
by DJCahill on Apr 6, 2010 11:07 AM CDT reply actions 6 recs
Or, not killed
and buried in a deeper grave?
by bhudson on Apr 6, 2010 11:09 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
lol
"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan
by Dirk Diggler on Apr 6, 2010 11:12 AM CDT up reply actions
P.S.
I believe one of the first posters to use the word douchebag on this site was blueglovelefty, AKA CJ Wilson.
Just sayin’
"I don't condone steroids or any other type of growth hormones or anything else, but I could care less, and, for the most part, I don't think the fans give a (bleep). The people that care about it are the people that probably don't like baseball," - Jim Leyland
You don't believe that.
Cause you know it’s not true.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Every time Derek Jeter does a jump throw, a terrorist gets AIDS.
Actually
when he used it here, it wasn’t in common usage. I remember still being somewhat shocked when that word was first used over here, but now its in common usage and it no longer shocks me.
But I do believe that CJ was one of the first dozen or so folks to use it here.
"I don't condone steroids or any other type of growth hormones or anything else, but I could care less, and, for the most part, I don't think the fans give a (bleep). The people that care about it are the people that probably don't like baseball," - Jim Leyland
It's actually been pretty common since the Sopranos burst on the scene
Late 90’s.
"I don’t know how these SN blog authors get their gigs, but I’m frankly surprised SN tolerates AJM’s lack of effort." Tex34
Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...
by Brian Thomas on Apr 7, 2010 11:26 AM CDT up reply actions
douchebag is older than that
I remember kids in my school using that as a putdown in the early 80s and I assume we weren’t the first.
Freude, schoener Goetterfunken,
Tochter aus Elysium,
Wir betreten feuertrunken,
Himmlische dein Heiligtum.
wikipedia says the 60's
and wikipedia is always right about everything.
Greatest Inventions Ever? 1. TiVO, 2. Boobs, 3. Baseball
Of course
That’s why I said “pretty common.”
I’ll bet that, while it’s been around for decades, the usage spiked considerably starting about 10 years ago. Kind of like calling a man a cunt.
And I agree with OC. Douche bag and all its variations has lost its uumph [sic].
"I don’t know how these SN blog authors get their gigs, but I’m frankly surprised SN tolerates AJM’s lack of effort." Tex34
Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...
I think maybe it spiked when I was a kid
after that Lord and Lady Douchebag SNL skit.
Freude, schoener Goetterfunken,
Tochter aus Elysium,
Wir betreten feuertrunken,
Himmlische dein Heiligtum.
Michael Imperioli has chunks of SNL in his stool
"I don’t know how these SN blog authors get their gigs, but I’m frankly surprised SN tolerates AJM’s lack of effort." Tex34
Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...
Along with Ric Renner
Shoot him in the stomach first.
"I don’t know how these SN blog authors get their gigs, but I’m frankly surprised SN tolerates AJM’s lack of effort." Tex34
Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...
by Brian Thomas on Apr 7, 2010 11:24 AM CDT up reply actions
Nah, just yank his toupee off
He’ll kill himself within three days.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Apr 7, 2010 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
It's all good
Keep up the good work.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
that's quite a tall order
especially during the GDTs. I mean, that is the reason why we gathered here in this community. To voice our opinions freely. It’s not any worse than some guy cussing out the other team at the ballpark. But, since we are not all drunken hecklers, and you nicely came here to ask, we’ll try to keep it classy.
Keep up the good work.
"Jurick Profar is tired of practice!! I wanna play I wanna play….waiting for march 12 to go to spring training! to kill some pichers:D:D I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!" - Jurickson Profar
Thanks Josh!
you and Tag still are great at your job, no matter what some of these folks say. I’ve always appreciated y’alls work… Now, about this camera angle thing… Stick to the high angle.
Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'
Big Fan
I don’t really think any of us have a huge problem with how you and TAG do your job. Your quirkiness is one of the reasons I like the broadcasts so much. That being said, the casual fan won’t learn anything if the game is all interviews. I don’t expect (or even want) a stoic play-by-play commentary. But yesterday was a little much. If I were a casual fan, I wouldn’t know what was going on. It’s hard to turn a casual fan into a die-hard fan with very little attention paid to the game.
However, let me voice my extreme displeasure with the new camera angles. There is a reason we have two eyes and not one. it’s so we can see things from a slight angle in order to tell teh position of moving objects in space. The far away, stright down the pipe angle takes that ability away. As for the low angle used yesterday, I got to know the 2B ump a little more than I would like. Fox has been doing this a long time. There was no reason to be all over the place like they were. Totally not your department, but please pass that along.
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
the right-of-center camera
will fool your eyes in a big way. Once your used to the straight angle you’ll come to appreciate it more, I think.
by Black Francis on Apr 6, 2010 4:58 PM CDT up reply actions
No, I don't think so.
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
who pissed in your cornflakes?
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
I love the new angle.
It lets you actually see if a ball passed over the plate or not.
You still have two angles, the difference now is that you have to use your angle to see if the ball is actually high enough or not, rather than whether it passed over the plate.
You're right
they were in charge for 8 years and look where this country ended up.
;)
"We pitched, we caught the ball, we ran the bases, we had good days where we out-fundamentalized the other team." - Ronald Washington
Keep up the great work
I hope you and TAG can stay together for many years to come.
Also, you should come by more often!
"We pitched, we caught the ball, we ran the bases, we had good days where we out-fundamentalized the other team." - Ronald Washington
by Pocket Ninja on Apr 6, 2010 11:38 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Well
It’s an emotional game. If d-bag is the worst you get, I’d feel pretty lucky — Lord knows I’ve been called worse on this site. I believe that the posters here, for the most part, understand that you have to have to cast a wide net on the TV broadcast. I also believe that, for the most part, people here appreciate the job that you do very much. I for one am a huge fan. That being said, this site is a place for people for to vent, and let their emotions run irrationally wild. If that bothers you, screen the content before you let your kids see it.
Also, I love you.
That's why they call them business sox
God damn you come off as a nice guy
You and Tag are one of the greatest TV teams in baseball, stick around.
But, what fun is it to be the rare die-hard Rangers’ fan if you can’t be a little pretentious about it? I hope you guys won’t take anything we say personally.
I love you, Josh!
I just hate Jim Knox and his terrible, terrible segments. Don’t cut away from the action to show him….his voice alone would be bad enough.
All kidding aside, keep up the great work!
In Knoxy's defense...
He has a really crappy gig. He constantly has drunk idiots hanging off him, yelling in his ear, and he has to be corny all the time. The few times I’ve talked to him off camera he’s a really nice, down to earth dude, that’s just his gig and he is stuck to it.
"Support the Dutch Oven"
"He has a really crappy gig. "
Yes, that’s because sideline reporters and puff piece cut-aways are crappy in general.
They serve no purpose and provide no value.
No one enjoys them.
Jim Knox is doing a job no one wants to have done.
You’re not allowed to shoot the messenger, but you sure as shit can call him a douche bag if he keeps barging into your house and interrupting your baseball time with awkward interview segments that have absolutely nothing to do with the program you’re watching.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Every time Derek Jeter does a jump throw, a terrorist gets AIDS.
by thedirkatron on Apr 7, 2010 4:03 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd for the mental picture in the last paragraph
Ron Washington is: The Bad Manager - Port of Call New Orleans
by LSJ on Apr 7, 2010 4:19 AM CDT up reply actions
To be fair
There are people who enjoy that stuff.
My uncle, who is quite the Rangers fan and watches every game, gets a kick out of those segments moreso because of what they do to Knox than anything.
And I never realized how short Knox and Dana Larson are until walking by them on the concourse. They look so much taller on TV.
my wife doesn't like Knox
she thinks he’s usually rude to the people he interviews.
I usually agree, but last year he did seem to be better about that part.
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
It may be a crappy gig...
but I’d give my left nut to do it and put up with people hating me.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
You do a great job Josh.
Thanks for posting.
Wow, the kids on the internet thing, that issue’s a lot bigger than this blog. If everyone here were civil though, I don’t think this blog would be nearly as compelling or fun. But I know public figures had it a lot easier before everyone with a computer could publish their thoughts as they thought them, It’s gotta be a drag to read some of that stuff.
Your point about the broadcast being for the casual fan, though, is exactly why this blog thing is so great for the hardcore. We can talk about someone’s WAR and the broadcast can have an interview with the 106th Ladies Auxiliary.
Maybe I'm wrong, but I think most people like you on the site.
But praising Vernon Wells yesterday repeatedly was a little annoying.
If you notice, people had good things to say about your call at the end of the game.
""It was a ball, dude," Davis said. "I don’t swing at balls anymore." -CD
On this note...
Does anyone have a link to video or audio of the call for those of us unfortunate saps who were stuck at work yesterday?
It's on MLB.com
I’ll get you a link after I finish going through this thread if you don’t beat me to it.
Sadly, the MLB Advanced Media stuff is blocked at my office.
Stupid Internet filters. I should’ve thought about that anyway, and just checked it when I got home.
Yup.
There’s a reason we say “BALLGAME!” in all our posts at the end, and it’s not because it’s a mundane way of expressing that the baseball game has ended that’s easy to type. It’s because when ever the Rangers win, it’s the most exciting word in the world in no small part because of how it’s delivered.
"BALLGAME!" screamed by Josh gives me goosebumps, every single time.
It needs to be a ringtone :)
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Apr 6, 2010 12:32 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
And someday, I hope I have a call so memorized by heart that actually has historical meaning for the Rangers.
Unfortunately, there’s a good chance that call will involve Joe Buck. . .
Seeing Jamey Wright in the video made me throw up in my mouth a little bit
I thought it be all warm and shitty, but it just tasted like normal beer. It was still cold.
I am currently unemployed and temporarily out of school.
The car is with my not-so-unemployed girlfriend. I openly admit it’s pathetic, and hopefully it will change, but I have nothing better to do.
Same boat here, don't feel too bad.
In school, but no class today so here I sit.
Pitching coach Mike Maddux on Darren Oliver’s 0.00 ERA this spring:
"Economical work. He ain’t getting paid by the hour."
I meant in this particular topic actually
Wasn’t saying it was bad.. I just kept coming back here cause there were new posts and a lot of them were you heh.
so i just turned the hamilton call into a ringtone
if anyone wants it, email me and tell me what file type you need
sunlegend54@aol.com
You hear about the "Electric Arms", they're all the rage.
"If the Rangers have marked improvement in 2010, I'm going to need to give JD credit." Josey Wales, Feb. 10, 2010 11:45 AM CST
Genius!
I have an older phone now, can’t use custom stuff, but I’m gonna upgrade soon. Could I load this on a blackberry?
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
yep
Blackberry uses MP3 I believe, and I do have that file type. For anyone else I also have MP4, AAC, and M4R for iPhones
You hear about the "Electric Arms", they're all the rage.
"If the Rangers have marked improvement in 2010, I'm going to need to give JD credit." Josey Wales, Feb. 10, 2010 11:45 AM CST
by sunlegend54 on Apr 6, 2010 6:55 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
from what I can tell
Androids can use MP3s, but I’m not sure how you get it on your phone, it’s usually some program that came with the phone though, but I could send you an MP3 and you can go from there
You hear about the "Electric Arms", they're all the rage.
"If the Rangers have marked improvement in 2010, I'm going to need to give JD credit." Josey Wales, Feb. 10, 2010 11:45 AM CST
by sunlegend54 on Apr 7, 2010 12:42 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Androids use MP3s
Last night I uploaded some songs onto mine and the menu allows you to make any of them you’re ringtone so it shouldn’t be too difficult.
"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.
Then he grounded out weakly to second.
My Android, the G1
uses mp3, which I upload to my phone by connecting it to my computer with a mini-USB cable and then dragging and dropping the file into the phone destination. Easy peasy.
There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns
Can't be protected files though
I ran into that. Had no idea so many songs I bought were protected.
"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.
Then he grounded out weakly to second.
I use that phrase now all the time because of Josh
After I finish up my work, when someone drops dead on a movie, after sex.
"We pitched, we caught the ball, we ran the bases, we had good days where we out-fundamentalized the other team." - Ronald Washington
by Pocket Ninja on Apr 6, 2010 12:41 PM CDT up reply actions
lol, me too.
Pitching coach Mike Maddux on Darren Oliver’s 0.00 ERA this spring:
"Economical work. He ain’t getting paid by the hour."
I realize...
most regular Rangers fans don’t watch 162 games a year. For those of us that do it can be hard at times to hear some things repeated over and over. That’s all really. You can’t please everyone and I think most of us here realize you have a job to do. Overall I think you and TAG do a very admirable job.
Thanks for posting here. Hopefully you will continue to do so from time to time.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Keep up the great work Josh
I always tell people to check out MLB Extra Innings to truly appreciate what we have here in Texas.
More Sean Avery interviews. Seinfeld references are fun. Walk-off Win Girl should get season tickets.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
Amen, about the WOWG....lol
La naiba cu Monkey Rally !!!!!
by Captain Fubar on Apr 6, 2010 12:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Who is this WOWG you speak of?
How did I miss her? Pic, PLEASE?!?
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Apr 16, 2010 2:13 AM CDT up reply actions
Probably just best to keep the kids away from the comments section, Josh.
Especially in the GDT’s, it can get pretty ugly in there. No harm is meant though, just take any criticism with a grain of salt. Most of us have great respect for what you do and are lucky to have you as the voice of the Rangers.
Pitching coach Mike Maddux on Darren Oliver’s 0.00 ERA this spring:
"Economical work. He ain’t getting paid by the hour."
by TXHC on Apr 6, 2010 11:53 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I'm surprised...
… I had to read this far down before someone actually said it.
Unfortunately, Josh has put forth an unreasonable request. The answer is “no”.
Once you go into the comment section of LSB, it’s like walking into a sports bar. You’re going to hear an F-Bomb at the first missed free throw, interception, or opponents HR. It’s not a place for kids. I don’t like hearing the foul language at the stadium. The stadium is for fans of all ages. LSB is not. At least, not until AJM makes it that way. I’m sure there are some sports bars where the owner keeps everyone in line. It’s not the sports bar I want to go to with the guys, but it’s the one I’d want to take my nephew to.
I’m glad to see everyone complimenting Josh on his fine work. My wife and I both love watching the Ranger broadcast. She hates it when the game is on ESPN (even though she actually likes the voices of Miller and Morgan). But, I’ve got to separate Josh’s work from Josh’s request. His request is unreasonable.
by Oracle Galvez on Apr 7, 2010 9:00 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
It's not an "unreasonable request"
The question is whether everyone’s going to abide and with the anonymous nature of things, my guess is no. I used to swear a ton while playing blackjack thinking “everyone’s over 21 so it’s OK.” Turns out a lot of casinos frown on that sort of thing so I quit even though I didn’t see anything wrong with what I was doing.
"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.
Then he grounded out weakly to second.
eh, yes, this is partially true
but I still want to abide by what Josh has asked. I know others will try to as well. No way is everyone going to, nor is it a mandate, but to say it is unreasonable is not true, its just unreasonable to expect everyone here to act on it.
Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'
Also
I heard you discussing BABIP during a spring training game – I loved it. Introducing the fans to advanced stats sure can balance hearing “Vernon Wells lives in Arlington!!” for the 100th time.
I heard Nadel bring up BABIP while at the game yesterday too, neat.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
IIRC, it was to point out that there's a real good reason Feldman's BAPIP
was .250 [or something] – batters can’t get good wood on him.
Oh...
I was only listening with one ear.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
His career BaBIP is low
wondering if that will change this year.
Freude, schoener Goetterfunken,
Tochter aus Elysium,
Wir betreten feuertrunken,
Himmlische dein Heiligtum.
Good stuff Josh, I love your broadcasts and the chemistry you and TAG have together
The casual fan issue is something difficult for we diehards to process (I know I personally wish everyone was as big of a baseball fan as I am, but such is life). I missed the d-bag comment, I guess, but that’s the last thing I’d think of in reference to you.
You do an awesome job as the Rangers TV man and we’re fortunate to have you. Keep up the good work.
"Dying ain't hard. It’s living in the wake of a thorough public humiliation that’s hard.--JDT217
By the way,
I hear that Vernon Wells and MY are friends, and Vernon grew up in Arlington.
If you can find a way to work that into the broadcast, that would be cool.
"I don't condone steroids or any other type of growth hormones or anything else, but I could care less, and, for the most part, I don't think the fans give a (bleep). The people that care about it are the people that probably don't like baseball," - Jim Leyland
by DJCahill on Apr 6, 2010 12:04 PM CDT reply actions 5 recs
I hear that Vernon Wells and MY are friends, and Vernon grew up in Arlington.
not a chance… we would have heard about it by now.
/I keed, I keed.
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
by WhipSmart on Apr 6, 2010 12:11 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
That's actually his full name
Arlington Native Vernon-Wells.
"Jurick Profar is tired of practice!! I wanna play I wanna play….waiting for march 12 to go to spring training! to kill some pichers:D:D I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!" - Jurickson Profar
by chrisR on Apr 6, 2010 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Yes, this IS
funny.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Apr 16, 2010 2:15 AM CDT up reply actions
What gets more play?
The Vernon Wells stuff by Josh or that Victor Rojas’ Daddy played in the big leagues?
by LoneStarBallUser on Apr 6, 2010 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Don't listen to the haters Josh.
I’ve always felt myself fortunate to be a Rangers fan because of the superior TV and radio personalities we have calling the games.
You and TAG keep doing what you’re doing. I as a (mostly) hard core Rangers fan find it quite entertaining.
AJM
Has so many bigwigs posting on his board…from his humble ESPN board beginnings…
Congratulations Adam J Morris. This must be like a dream come true for you. Seems LSB is THE Rangers blog…
Once you and Miles left, the place really classed the fuck up.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Every time Derek Jeter does a jump throw, a terrorist gets AIDS.
by thedirkatron on Apr 7, 2010 4:05 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
I like how when I saw Lewin post at LSB. . .
. . . my immediate thought was “boy, I hope he didn’t see all the vitriol we aimed at him in the GDT.”
Then I realized that was exactly what this was about and felt douchier than usual.
I love the honesty here, though:
I’m aware that the die-hards don’t need all the frivolity and BS to keep ’em eyeballed in for three hours
Josh......
Don’t ever lose the quirkyness…….it’s what works for you and TAG.
Though a few less reminders of Vernon Wells and MY being best buds would be nice…lol :) Otherwise, no complaints. As a fan of Dallas/Ft Worth area teams, we are pretty lucky in that we have really good broadcast teams to cover our teams, at least IMO.
Josh and TAG are the best of a great bunch.
La naiba cu Monkey Rally !!!!!
Thanks for posting here, and I mean that sincerely
Of course, it would be shameless of me to take this opportunity to ask you to work in some sly references to our little gook cabal here (the kind we get and freak out about but no one else gets), but it just so happens that I am extremely shameless.
So, if we behave, can we get a ‘40 trumps all!’ or ‘rally turtle’ (although I know the current nomenclature is ‘rally amputee’, but that’s not going to get on tv.) drop sometime? Even double play dino would be awesome.
Thanks again and I hope you keep doin’ what you do.
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
OH GOD UNFORTUNATE TYPO
‘geek’ cabal.
Oh how I wish for an edit function right now
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
Thank you for your service in 'Nam.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
by scoop16 on Apr 6, 2010 12:29 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
Yeah, that was worse that Parcells' little effup a few years back
Slightly related, I just discovered that Firefox has that word in its spell check dictionary.
So, blame Mozilla.
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
Worser
"We pitched, we caught the ball, we ran the bases, we had good days where we out-fundamentalized the other team." - Ronald Washington
by Pocket Ninja on Apr 6, 2010 12:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh, man.... I'd glop in my baseball pants if we got a 40 trumps all on the air.
That’d be it for me.
The pinnacle.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Every time Derek Jeter does a jump throw, a terrorist gets AIDS.
Down below, there's the Alanis Morissette irony discussion
Would this be irony?
Josh comes in here to give a small complaint about the language at LSB.
Some of the most foul (and funny) comments in the history of LSB are from thedirkatron.
Josh gives a shout out to LSB, and includes “The 40 Trumps All”…
Irony, or no?
Also, in true sports bar fashion, if he’s going to give a shout out to LSB, he should do it in a dig.
Josh: Starting in center field is Arlington native Vernon Wells… That ones for you LSB… Wells went 3 for 4 on opening day with several nice catches out in center.
by Oracle Galvez on Apr 7, 2010 9:12 AM CDT up reply actions
I have a clean conscience
because I didn’t post anything insulting to Josh that his kids read. In fact, I’ve always been quite complimentary.
You do good work, Josh. Thanks for checking in with LSB.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
And isn't your clean conscience the most important thing here?
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
In this particular moment, no, but over the years
I’ve been consistently very complimentary of Josh.
Do you think being the announcer for this team was an easy gig in 2007?
That year (along with 1982 & 1985) was one of the most hopeless, godawful times to be associated with this team in any manner and Josh (and TAG) consistently showed up every day and were just as enthusiastic as they were yesterday.
The announcers don’t control what happens on the field or what their director is doing but unsophisticated fans will often blame them for doing a crappy job. Given our start yesterday, that’s what was beginning to happen.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
I marvel at how you can unflinchingly talk down to anyone.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
he's a Mike Leach disciple
Greatest Inventions Ever? 1. TiVO, 2. Boobs, 3. Baseball
by willamos2 on Apr 7, 2010 12:24 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
You nailed that final score prediction, I think
5-4.
"Jurick Profar is tired of practice!! I wanna play I wanna play….waiting for march 12 to go to spring training! to kill some pichers:D:D I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!" - Jurickson Profar
Also:
Meantime, I humbly promise I will do my level-best not to be douche-baggy to the best of my abilities.
I’m just one poster, but I certainly don’t think you’re a douchebag, I hope I’ve never said you are, and I wouldn’t defend anyone who did. And, not to defend myself (and not even sure you’ll actually see this if it even matters), but anything I level at you I understand is actually the result of what the broadcast needs to be and you’re just the face of it, and I do apologize for anything over-the-top that was said.
The Game Day Threads are a bunch of unhinged people riding the emotions of baseball games, and our anger can, unfairly, be leveled at those who aren’t responsible for 6 no-hit innings.
Do know that I think you’re among the best broadcasters in the business, someone from FanGraphs in the chat last night brought you up as one of his favorite announcers from back in your Orioles days, and I think most people here generally enjoy what you do in the booth.
And as someone who managed to say pretty freaking stupid things now and then when writing two short columns a week for the student paper. . .
. . . I can only imagine how bad it would be, no matter how smart one is, when talking for three hours plus.
Plus one on the 'Josh isn't a douchebag' sentiment
So, that makes it two commenters
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
This part times 1000.
Do know that I think you’re among the best broadcasters in the business, and I think most people here generally enjoy what you do in the booth.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Apr 6, 2010 12:29 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Yessir, I agree 110%
"Dying ain't hard. It’s living in the wake of a thorough public humiliation that’s hard.--JDT217
Yup
If you ever watch another teams broadcast it becomes very clear just how good the rangers booth is in comparison to many in baseball.
Though I also fully believe that a sporting events tv play by play and commentary doesn’t need to be 100% about the game, theres nothing wrong with a few random tangents and sienfeld quotes.
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
Heh, Rodney gets rec'd for quoting philkid's post
Freude, schoener Goetterfunken,
Tochter aus Elysium,
Wir betreten feuertrunken,
Himmlische dein Heiligtum.
by t ball on Apr 7, 2010 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
You ever tried to quote?
Shit takes skill. What if you accidentally hit the slash button? Then you look like an idiot.
Exactly.
bq What if you accidentally hit the slash button? Then you look like an idiot.
Damn it.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
by AceJC on Apr 7, 2010 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
lol
I just succinctly encapsulated philkid3’s subliterate English…or something.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Keep up the awesomeness Josh...
You and TAG are the dynamic duo of baseball broadcasting iMHO. So I guess that leaves Knoxie as the Joker. A little more attention to the game during interviews wouldn’t hurt but that’s my only complaint and it’s not much of one. GO RANGERS!!!!
Now performing in the Mark Holtz room, Elvis sings you ain't nothing but a groundball.
The irony is people here mention the Wells/MY friendship
much more than you do. It’s become a self-fulfilling prophecy. The moment Wells steps to the plate we get 10 posts mocking it.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
They're friends?
Do you think they ride go karts around MY’s backyard? What does that even mean?
"We pitched, we caught the ball, we ran the bases, we had good days where we out-fundamentalized the other team." - Ronald Washington
by Pocket Ninja on Apr 6, 2010 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions
It means...
…they swap spit and take showers together until the wee hours of the morning.
by Bats and Balls on Apr 8, 2010 11:13 AM CDT up reply actions
Josh!! heh
Thanks for your post. Big fan..you’re awesome at what you do and very knowledgeable about baseball.
I hope people take your advice and tone down the cursing and such. As for me, I’m always on my best behavior here.. heh.. even as hard as it is sometimes when people seem to intentionally try to ‘push me’.
Good luck and hope you extend and stay with the Rangers for years and years to come.
Another post from me.
I would like to point out it’s not just Josh. Every single time I see Rangers highlights on ESPN or MLBN today, I hear “Arlington native” every time Wells is on TV.
Yeah, thats a fair point
It’s just one of those things that is going to get stated a lot. If Kinsler grew up in Anaheim or Borbon in the Bronx, that would mentioned regularly.
"Dying ain't hard. It’s living in the wake of a thorough public humiliation that’s hard.--JDT217
Rumor has it that Ryan Howard's from St. Louis.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
Josh
I think you are one of the best announcers in all of baseball. I’ve watched other broadcasts or when you are taking a day off, and it is just not the same.
The level of energy you bring to a broadcast is just phenomenal and makes the watching experience so much more interesting.
A lot of fans on here are just critical of everyone…well, because they can be. And they are super nit picky. But you are absolutely right, that you need to appeal to a larger audience. Most of us realize the level of difficulty your job implies and appreciate everything you bring to the game. Keep up the fantastic work, and I hope you are hear for years to come.
Sorry Josh, but this is no place for children...
on an other note, you’re good at what you do and I wouldn’t let GDTs get you all bent out of shape. There is no way you can make this entire board happy, no chance in hell.
"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"
fantastic stuff.
"So we finish the 18th and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, 'Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know".
Well put, Josh
but please tell the FSSW people above you that the camera stuff (particularly the completely useless shots of the ump’s derriere blocking the view of the plate) just aren’t working no matter who is watching.
Freude, schoener Goetterfunken,
Tochter aus Elysium,
Wir betreten feuertrunken,
Himmlische dein Heiligtum.
the feedback is pouring in on the camera angle stuff so i hear… no idea what will happen but y’all have definitely been heard!
cheers—
-josh
by rangerstvjosh on Apr 6, 2010 2:10 PM CDT reply actions 6 recs
Josh...
How about finding a way to somehow shoehorn a “That’s What She Said” shout out to the LSB Nation?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
Can you imagine Tom saying it?
Josh: Nellie with a hard liner up the middle
Tom: That’s what she said.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
by scoop16 on Apr 6, 2010 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions 6 recs
my life would end
death by laughter, the report would read
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
Could have happened yesterday
when they were talking to Roger Staubach.
Roger : Nolan told me to put my toe on the rubber.
Josh (theoretically) : TWSS.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
Weak. Really? That's the best you could come up with? How would that be a shout out to LSB nation?
You do know that’s a widely used phrase, right?
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Every time Derek Jeter does a jump throw, a terrorist gets AIDS.
Thanks for the ...breaking news on TWSS.
You mean people actually said it before The Office?
Shocking, I tell you. Just shocking.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
Don't injure your penis trying to ignore the point that TWSS was the most LSB thing you could think of.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Every time Derek Jeter does a jump throw, a terrorist gets AIDS.
by thedirkatron on Apr 7, 2010 8:27 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
He couldn't think of a way to work
“Let the healing begin” into a broadcast
"My expectations today are that we're going to be extremely competitive and if we don't win our division, I'll be disappointed." Nolan Ryan
I will share
a quick story. Way back in your first year, a friend of mine at TCU sent a scathing email in to FSSW about how much she hated the new play by play guy, Josh Lewin. FSSW did not respond, but Josh personally did. I remember Josh saying in the email, I’m sorry if you don’t like my style, but hopefully it grows on you. That sir, has been nothing but true. I enjoy your broadcasts each and every night and was really fretting when there were rumors of your departure this off-season. Keep up the tremendous work.
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"Hello Win Column!!!"
"Cool Papa Bell was so fast, he hit a line drive up the middle and it hit him in the back as he slid into 2nd" Satchel Paige
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Apr 6, 2010 2:31 PM CDT reply actions
Josh
You are one of a kind, you are the voice of the Texas Rangers. The masses listen to you over the spring/summer/fall while watching thier favorite team.
If you ever go anywhere, I will hate you for life. You must be a lifer for the Texas Rangers, that much is certain in my mind.
Keep it rollin, “homie!”
PM Productions - My Work - Song of the Week - Clip of the Week - Rangers Game Streams
"Heres the thing... I made that tape special for today, my special Monday morning tape for you, SPECIAL!
Well it's fucking Monday afternoon you should get out of bed earlier!"
John Cusack and Jack Black, High Fidelity
by FormerLSBUser on Apr 6, 2010 2:41 PM CDT reply actions
Josh...don't change a thing...you guys are great!!
Your walk-off calls are awesome…I still get chills when I listen to your call of the David Dellucci hit vs. Oakland in 2004.
The haters don’t realize how good we have it here between you, TAG and Eric Nadel. If they actually listened to other broadcasters around the league, they would have a vastly different opinion.
"I've had a lot of experience with semantics, so don't try to lure me into some maze of circular logic."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Apr 6, 2010 2:58 PM CDT reply actions
i have a video bucky
i can email it if interested?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Never had a complaint about you guys
I’ve probably listened to on the radio or watched on TV every team’s broadcasters at some point and like Lewin and TAG.
"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.
Then he grounded out weakly to second.
Decided to talk to my better half (not a baseball fan) about this on her lunch break.
GF (1:01:02 PM): ps. I’ve thought a lot of the things he said before while watching with you. (about the other fans and stuff)
ME (1:01:19 PM): what do you mean?
GF (1:01:54 PM): when you get mad they say something obvious. well, it’s not obvious to me
ME (1:03:33 PM): do you enjoy it more?
GF (1:05:10 PM): it pisses me off when they talk in abbriviations cause I don’t know what the hell they’re talking about. I don’t want them to talk to you all because then it seems impossible to learn the game without a hell of a lot of research
ME (1:13:02 PM): i guess the real issue isn’t him telling us that young and wells are friends
ME (1:13:10 PM): it’s that every time the rangers play the blue jays we hear it 50 times
GF (1:13:32 PM): lol. but I don’t watch every game
tl;dr
If this broadcast style converts more of our significant others to baseball, it’s a winning strategy.
Josh
I think the quirkiness and the way you are brings out the best in TAG. You two are a good team. I used to not feel this way but over the last 2 years with MLB.TV and watching other broadcasts, I’ve grown an appreciation for the chemistry you and TAG have.
Just remember though, we’re the ones up at midnight when the team is on the road.
Keep up the good work, and we’re glad to still have you as a Ranger’s broadcaster.
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Been a fan
back to your days with Kirk Gibson. Your post is spot on, this is probably the most knowledgeable Ranger community out there, but the most intolerant as well. Interesting dichotomy, that.
My only comment on your work is that sometimes I think you could just let the game come to you a bit. Thanks.
by poster formerly known as ncrangerman on Apr 6, 2010 3:37 PM CDT reply actions
You guys are a great tandem
I enjoy your laid back vibe and the easy going dialogue between you and TAG. Just get rid of Knox and the wave, and you will have the perfect broadcast.
And mankind is naught but a single nation - Qu'ran 2:213
Josh and TAG...
own a special little piece of my heart.
Never leave us.
by ghostofErikThompson on Apr 6, 2010 3:57 PM CDT reply actions
Big fan..
“Poultry in motion”…really?
Not implying you shuoldn’t make lame jokes like that cause thats part of the appeal… just felt obligated to mention that, so bad, but so good. Keep up the good work!
my better is better than your better.
Also...
I know we complain about Knox, but I hope he never leaves as well. There may be moments where a Knox segment interrupts a moment on the field, but imagine the comedy we’d lose without ol’ Knoxy.
Something hilarious happens EVERY game because of Jim Knox.
by ghostofErikThompson on Apr 6, 2010 3:59 PM CDT reply actions
Yeah, I think we would all find a void in our life if Knox and his insanity weren't in the middle of the broadcasts
"Dying ain't hard. It’s living in the wake of a thorough public humiliation that’s hard.--JDT217
'tis definitely true
I find the dude annoyingly hilarious, it just depends on my mood and how the game is going.
Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'
I'd liked the Knox segments better in the FoxBox
rather than the community corner that dominates now
Give me some E-Dap holmes...
We’re lucky to have you and Taggart.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I honestly have no ide what you just said.
"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Mangum; Neutral Milk Hotel
talkin' street.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Wow, man!
You let your kids read the game day threads??? There’s so much foul stuff in there…I’m pretty surprised.
Anyway, I think you and Grieve are terrific and I’ve always said that on here. The only thing I don’t like about the broadcast is Jim Knox. And he’s just some guy just trying to do his job, but the problem is we’re missing part of the game a lot of time when he’s out there interviewing some random person. If you guys are going to do that, have him seek out knowledgeable fans. I think that would make it far more tolerable.
And I guess I have another suggestion: prod more scouting and GM information out of Tom Grieve. That guy has been through everything and could probably fascinate anybody watching, whether they’re like us on here or just a person at home passing time. Who wouldn’t want to know how they found Pudge Rodriguez, for example? Who was the scout? How many teams were onto him besides the Rangers? People of all walks of life would like to know that. And Grieve could explain the different kinds of scouts and what their lives on the road are like. Most people would be interested in that.
Have a great year.
"prod more scouting and GM information out of Tom Grieve"
This.
Every team has a former player in the booth. Not many have a former GM (who was also the father of an elite prospect, and that elite prospect was in the farm system for a team instituting one of the biggest paradigm shifts in the history of the game, btw).
The thing about TAG is that he always comes across as extremely humble in regard to his accomplishments and activities
I’ve heard lots of ex-players/execs who absolutely love to tell what they did and how awesome they were when they did it. TAG, on the other hand, seems to downplay his accomplishments, to his detriment, so he doesn’t sound like “that guy.”
I’ve heard TAG with multiple PBP guys and Josh is easily the best at getting those old stories and unique insights out of him. But as humble and down-to-earth as TAG acts, I don’t know how comfortable he would be giving all the insight that he has, lest it come across as bragging.
"Dying ain't hard. It’s living in the wake of a thorough public humiliation that’s hard.--JDT217
I refuse to put their names in the same comment
But, TAG is >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that douchebag
Lewin doesn't like it when we say "Douchebag". Lol
So…
by TooLegitToQuit on Apr 6, 2010 6:04 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
I totally agree with this, especially about getting some "behind the scenes" stuff from Grieve.
But it would probably have to be during a blow out, or something planned out well. As much as we hate the “Knox time” and the pandering to the casual fan, the casual fan hates hearing about BABIP, WAR, or God forbid, UZR.
That’s where I think Josh and Tag and the producers have the balancing act. Everyone can’t be happy all of the time. I think in a 12-3 blowout in the top of the 8th would be a great time to break out some old GM tales, or maybe dive into some advanced stats that we all know Josh has some insight about. Or vice versa, you could do a crazy Knox gag where we really wouldn’t be remissed on missing a play or two.
Two cents, there they are.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Letting your kids read game day threads
is kind of like taking your kid to a sports bar to watch the game with you.
Freude, schoener Goetterfunken,
Tochter aus Elysium,
Wir betreten feuertrunken,
Himmlische dein Heiligtum.
Oh, also...
If Colby Lewis fires off a fastball in the mid-90s, I want to hear something about him dealing the hard cheese.
Only you
Can prevent old man jokes…
/Smokey the (Pun) Bear
:)
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Thanks!
I kinda hate to reply just with a ‘thanks’, but…thanks! grin
I enjoy the broadcasts – it seems everyone admits the camera angles need work…so no sense piling on more!
I also wonder how much the new ownership (knock on wood) is causing folks all throughout the organization to reach out to the fans – even us die-hards – in new ways. Nifty. I think part of it had begun to change in the last year or so, but I think it’s likely to pick up even more steam once the new group is officially in place…
Sounds good.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
get em Salts!
Now performing in the Mark Holtz room, Elvis sings you ain't nothing but a groundball.
I think it should be mentioned
that it’s never too early for kids to learn that Papelbon is a d-bag.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
by scoop16 on Apr 6, 2010 6:38 PM CDT reply actions 5 recs
That should run as a "The More You Know"
segment between Saturday morning cartoons.
Related question: Do Saturday morning cartoons still exist?
"We pitched, we caught the ball, we ran the bases, we had good days where we out-fundamentalized the other team." - Ronald Washington
by Pocket Ninja on Apr 6, 2010 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Not like the good ol' days anyway
"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Apr 6, 2010 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions
I still remember getting up early, pouring a bowl of cereal. . .
. . . and watching Mega Man, Spider-Man and the Tick. I think there was also Power Rangers in there, but that’s not a cartoon.
you forgot X-Men
"My expectations today are that we're going to be extremely competitive and if we don't win our division, I'll be disappointed." Nolan Ryan
Man, those came out on DVD not too long ago... Talk about not holding up well.
Those things were a huge deal to me as a kid, but they’re unwatchable now.
Butt ass terrible.
The new Wolverine and the X-Men show on some channel for kids or whatever is actually okay. It’s on a kid’s network so they have to kid-safe a lot of the plot elements which prevents it from actually being a great show, but I enjoy it and look forward to seeing a new episode appear on my DVR.
They also play several of the characters as comic relief (which is always a pet peeve of mine… COUGH, Gimli, COUGH, COUGH) and the characters are proportioned so ridiculously it’s distracting.
I mean look at Wolverine.

His biceps are bigger than the rest of his body.
That’s not stylized so much as it is stupid as butt shit.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Every time Derek Jeter does a jump throw, a terrorist gets AIDS.
They really are hilarious.
When I watch them now, it’s like an MST3k-athon for cartoons. How is it that one of the most well-known comic series can end up as a cartoon with such awful animation?
Still, my childhood had Batman: The Animated Series, which is still the definitive non-comic Batman for me.
Dude, they were awesome at the time.
I remember getting so incredibly jazzed up for that show.
If I’d known what orgasms were back then, I would’ve described the feeling I got when that (still awesome) theme song started up as being like one.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Every time Derek Jeter does a jump throw, a terrorist gets AIDS.
No doubt.
I used to wake up at 5:30 AM on Saturdays to watch this awful cartoon about a football team sent back in time to replace King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table. I think it was called…Knights of the Round. All of them had these special powers and other nonsense.
One of my favorite TV shows of all time was the Super Mario Bros. Super Show. Have you seen any of the animation on that? I swear to god there’s an episode where Toad looks high, and I don’t think it was done intentionally.
Hell yeah, with Captain Lou Albano?
So cash.
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
Ooh, I like that one.
I’m gonna say to an old person today at the grocery store when I go there to buy sugar.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Every time Derek Jeter does a jump throw, a terrorist gets AIDS.
Watch out.
Mee maw might get a little feisty with you.
Pitching coach Mike Maddux on Darren Oliver’s 0.00 ERA this spring:
"Economical work. He ain’t getting paid by the hour."
When I was working in Orlando, I was trained with a girl from Mexico named Yisvi.
The “y” made sort of a “j” sound. The old people working in the area and training us couldn’t pronounce her name, and so they sat around one day trying to decide a nickname. They decided on “Jizz!” not realizing how inappropriate that was.
“Let’s call her Jizz! Oh how cut!”
“Okay! From now on, you’re Jizz.”
My eyes bugged out, while she just nodded and smiled and said “okay, I like that.” After we finished training, she and I went to hang out in the park, and when I had a moment, I started to tell her not to let them call her that, and she goes “oh, I know, I just did not know what to say.” So she just let a bunch of old people call her Jizz for the rest of the year and pretended she didn’t know what they were saying.
This story is incredibly strange.
There is no way you could possibly inject this story into any other normal conversation. I’m glad Dirk was able to allow you to do so.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Indeed
Obvious question is: was she hot?
"Dying ain't hard. It’s living in the wake of a thorough public humiliation that’s hard.--JDT217
Who cares?
She said she likes jizz.
by Anonymous New Guy on Apr 7, 2010 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Very much so.
And a sweetheart. I’m glad I ended up with the girl I did, but for a short while I thought fluent conversation with someone might not be that important.
lol, poor girl.
Pitching coach Mike Maddux on Darren Oliver’s 0.00 ERA this spring:
"Economical work. He ain’t getting paid by the hour."
I worked for a company
That was a subsidiary of FAPS.
I was the only one in the office that thought that was hilarious. There was another guy my age, and I asked him why he didn’t chuckle whenever anyone said ‘FAPS’ instead of F.A.P.S and he looked at me like I was an idiot.
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
Batman and Superman Animated Series still hold up pretty well.
The later years of Batman are just ok, and the animation on the early years is kind of shitty, but it’s still solid work. The Superman series was just hands down kick ass.
The way it ended where Darkseid brainwashed Superman into attacking earth, the military Kryptonite bombs him, he barely escapes and goes straight for Darkseid and they almost kill each other was just fantastic.
THanks for ruining it for me
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Well there goes my Saturday
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
I definitely appreciated more as I got older
and saw how much crap was out there compared to the old Batman cartoon
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Non-gratuitous compliment
Just saying, I enjoy the Josh and Tom broadcasts, and if no video, Eric Nadel, as much as any I’ve seen and heard. For Josh’s reference, that goes back beyond the days of PeeWee Reese and Dizzy Dean. First b’cast team in my experience that dishes out baseball edification as well as game description to be envied.
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912) also -
"Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance."
~Ambrose Bierce
by Ed Coffin on Apr 6, 2010 6:42 PM CDT reply actions
Who can forget
Diz’ brother “Daffy”
The Gashouse Gang
The Wabash Cannonball?
Quotes by Dizzy Dean:
“He shouldn’t hadn’t ought-a swang at it”
""Sure I eat what I advertise. Sure I eat Wheaties for breakfast. A good bowl of Wheaties with bourbon can’t be beat."
“The doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing.”
“He slud into third.”
“Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss.”
" It puzzles me how they know what corners are good for filling stations. Just how did they know gas and oil was under there?"
Or the live conversation (no 4 to 6 second delay) between Diz and PeeWee after the TV cameras panned away to show a young couple kissing between pitches for 2 innings.
Diz: PeeWee, I think I figured it out.
PeeWee: How’s that Diz?
Diz: He’s kissing her on the strikes and she’s kissing him on the balls.
Diz/PeeWee: 2 innings of……. muffled laughter in the background…………no commentary.
by aroundthehorn on Apr 6, 2010 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm not your biggest fan.
Your style is a bit too frenetic at times for my tastes (more of a fan of Eric Nadel’s style of play-by-play), but I respect the job that you do and how difficult it is. Ultimately, you have to be yourself. Your interaction with Tom is occasionally quite entertaining and informative. I do realize that the broadcast is trying to appeal to a wider audience, so I will complain about parts of it from time to time but try not to be overly repetitive. Making fun of some remark or aspect of the broadcast (e.g., the in-the-stand segments) is to be expected. Personal insults of you (or Tom or Jim Knox) aren’t and shouldn’t be.
I really love the dynamic between you and TAG
Not to mention to stupid humor/puns, many of which are so bad they’re gold, and the Carroll Dragon/Texas Longhorn shout-outs…
Also, please try to put TAG’s buttons some more and get him riled up- it’s priceless when we get a Grieve rant!
The only way I watch baseball broadcasts are with Lewin and Grieve.
Yeah, there are a few irritating parts, but there aren’t any broadcasts that are perfect. You two keep things entertaining. Keep it up.
I wouldn’t miss Knox though.
Just keep doing what you're doing, Josh.
Most of us appreciate the job you and TAG do on a nightly basis. I can’t even watch nationally televised baseball games because compared to you guys they’re terrible. I’ll continue to tolerate the parts of the program designed to capture the casual fan if you two keep being yourselves.
"Hey... Goldberg! I bet if that puck was a cheeseburger, you'd stop it!
I enjoy the broadcasts.
I could do without the in game interviews for the most part. Ranger dignitary interviews (JD/other front office), players, managers, and other baseball figures are excluded from that. Staubach too.
Most people don’t realize how good we have things as Ranger fans. You and Tom have an enjoyable chemistry. Watching other broadcasts hurts my brain. I can’t get through 5 minutes of an Astros game with the sound on…ditto Joe Morgan.
To echo the general sentiment..keep doing what you’re doing.
The Knox unintentional comedy series can never leave
Thanks for not mentioning Twitter also. That drove me insane last year.
oh i forgot all about the everyday twitter references last year
Please leave that off this year! lol.
Thank you Josh
"My expectations today are that we're going to be extremely competitive and if we don't win our division, I'll be disappointed." Nolan Ryan
by red3biggs on Apr 6, 2010 8:40 PM CDT reply actions 4 recs
Rec'ced and stolen for future purposes
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
by Keynes on Apr 7, 2010 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
You do a great job Josh
And I love it that you take the time to keep in touch with us here on LSB. I think longevity (along with talent) is ultimately what makes a great broadcaster, so I hope you never leave for another team. Please continue to be the voice of the Rangers for many years to come.
Josh
You’re one of the best in the biz and I truly enjoy you and Tom’s work. I know that you haven’t been doing Rangers games for very long but I hope you do them for as long as you can.
I don’t think there is a better person to call a game winning hit.
Josh, I'm pretty sure the majority of us love ya, dude.
I know I’ve been guilty of letting you have it on multiple occasions in the GDT’s, but you have to understand, to some of us poking fun and disagreeing with the announcers is all part of the experience (and a good way to show off our baseball intelligence). Especially for the hypercritical jerks like myself.
But no matter what you’ve seen/might see me say about you guys while scrolling through a gameday thread, please know that at the end of the day there isn’t another TV broadcast team in the majors I would rather listen to than you and TAG. You guys are a great team, and have always been a huge part of the Ranger experience for me, as is Eric Nadel. I hope all three of you guys are with the Rangers for years to come.
Ron Washington is: The Bad Manager - Port of Call New Orleans
Meh
You’re asking regulars to kibosh the profanity/namecalling on this site? Because your kids read it?
I really don’t see how that’s on us. Sounds like a better idea would be, if you don’t like the PG-13 dialogue, that you handle up on the fatherly reins and forbid your kids from reading the site.
This is a pretty odd request. Essentially, the team announcer is asking douchebag fans (cuz let’s be honest, there is much douchebaggery in the GDTs) to not call him a douchebag b/c his kids read the threads. Weird.
And on a related note, I’ve never understood, Josh, why catering to the cognoscenti and the ignoramouscenti has to be this mostly exclusive endeavour, as you and most of your brethren frequently imply. I realize you stated that you try to accomplish both, but in the same breath you basically give us an “aw shucks, you guys are the minority so oh well” meme. Perhaps a significant factor in why we are such a minority is because of the efforts of TV and radio announcers. In other words, you are selling the common fan short.
Regardless, I respect your efforts, and thanks for engaging us here.
"I don’t know how these SN blog authors get their gigs, but I’m frankly surprised SN tolerates AJM’s lack of effort." Tex34
Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...
by Brian Thomas on Apr 6, 2010 10:07 PM CDT reply actions 7 recs
Agree
Josh has a request for us – stop the pottymouthing, yet refuses to honor our request – stop dumbing down the broadcast.
IMO, the fundamental mistake Josh and his TV masters are making is that dumbing down the broadcast serves a greater audience. Baloney.
Well said, and you used a lot of big words so I'd prolly almost respect you a little if the respect door wasn't jammed shut by all the hate and the plans to murder you in your sleep.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Every time Derek Jeter does a jump throw, a terrorist gets AIDS.
agree with
I’ve never understood, Josh, why catering to the cognoscenti and the ignoramouscenti has to be this mostly exclusive endeavour
See Eric Nadel.
Brian Thomas =

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Apr 16, 2010 2:34 AM CDT up reply actions
Heh
What an odd little guy you are.
"I don’t know how these SN blog authors get their gigs, but I’m frankly surprised SN tolerates AJM’s lack of effort." Tex34
Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...
by Brian Thomas on Apr 7, 2010 11:38 AM CDT up reply actions
Sic?
Really?
I made the word up. I get to choose the spelling. I tend to do that from time to time (it amuses me).
Thanks for weighing in, though. Now if you could just get that reply button down…
"I don’t know how these SN blog authors get their gigs, but I’m frankly surprised SN tolerates AJM’s lack of effort." Tex34
Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...
by Brian Thomas on Apr 7, 2010 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions
I like it, it's a lovely word, unless you happen to be ignoramouscenti LOL
Now performing in the Mark Holtz room, Elvis sings you ain't nothing but a groundball.
I will give props
for coming out of the linguistic lab with a word like ignoramouscenti.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
yep Brian's good with stuff like that, he could make his own dictionary
Which isn’t a bad idea because it would most likely be an upgrade over the current version.
Now performing in the Mark Holtz room, Elvis sings you ain't nothing but a groundball.
It's a pormanteau, dude.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
Let's at least spell portmanteau correctly, mmmkay?
by bhudson on Apr 7, 2010 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Well, F me. Touche
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
That's not how we illiterati spell it, mmmkay [sic?]
"I don’t know how these SN blog authors get their gigs, but I’m frankly surprised SN tolerates AJM’s lack of effort." Tex34
Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...
by Brian Thomas on Apr 7, 2010 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
we got two obvious assholes here
Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'
Don't worry Josh
I think you and Tom are the best in the business. If you want the worst listen to The Astros broadcast they will put you to sleep. I think some here would rather you and Tom act like that. Please don’t change and keep up the good work. I need something to pass the time here in NE Montana.
speaking of douchebags
maybe Josh’s having met Philip Rivers is what has him so wound up there.
Philip Rivers is a douchebag.
Josh…not so much.
Greatest Inventions Ever? 1. TiVO, 2. Boobs, 3. Baseball
Rangers TV
Wouldn’t be the same without you Josh. Me and my friends constantly yell BALLGAME at eachother, sometime for no reason. My girlfriend randomly texted me today saying “SALTALAMAAAAAAAAACHIA!” Keep giving us inside jokes sir.
nice of you to stop by, Josh
of course, TAG would never come around here because he “don’t give a *$&@!”
Greatest Inventions Ever? 1. TiVO, 2. Boobs, 3. Baseball
seriously though
finding out that Josh peruses through the GDT makes me almost as uncomfortable as when my kids walk into the bathroom with me hard at work.
Greatest Inventions Ever? 1. TiVO, 2. Boobs, 3. Baseball
that's a horrible visual
Lock the fuckin door ya perv.
by Black Francis on Apr 7, 2010 12:54 AM CDT up reply actions
what?
no, i’m talking about hard at work (#2). Maybe that’s just as horrible of a visual, but there is nothing perverted about it.
Greatest Inventions Ever? 1. TiVO, 2. Boobs, 3. Baseball
It's b/c we are all married
so thats the only place we can get relief hard at work
"My expectations today are that we're going to be extremely competitive and if we don't win our division, I'll be disappointed." Nolan Ryan
Seriously what I thought
wow, what a terrible image. Im scarred
Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'
Well put, Josh.
You are a public figure and thus don’t have the luxury of acting like a total clown as anonymous people on the internet are allowed to do (thanks largely to their being far less successful and accomplished in their careers than you are), especially at unmoderated forums frequented by teenagers and other poorly educated people. Not that you would behave that way if you had such a luxury, of course.
Keep up the great work.
"...other poorly educated people."
I’ve been around here a while and it would seem to me that the education level of the average LSB reader is pretty high. Most have a bachelors and many have higher degrees or are working on them.
So screw you, condescending prick.
by Black Francis on Apr 7, 2010 12:58 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Forget it, he's on a roll.
Since Josh frequents the blog, I’m sure he loves the ‘poorly educated’ reference. :rollingeyesemoticon:
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
As in, whatever
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BTW, we’re in the midst of an epic battle. We should have a side bet, case of beer or something.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
Heh, I know.
So I’m playing you this week huh? I wasn’t sure which one you were. I also didn’t realize we were one of the only close matchups so far. It is quite a battle. Side bet sounds interesting. Where are you located? DFW or elsewhere?
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Yeah, that's highly entertaining, for him to bash the education level of the LSB regulars
The maturity level? The language? The temper? The schizophrenic behavior? Sure, we most all deserve criticism for some of those failings. But education? Umm, no.
"Dying ain't hard. It’s living in the wake of a thorough public humiliation that’s hard.--JDT217
Educated people aren't rude and don't use foul languauge - you fucker.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
by slc ranger on Apr 7, 2010 10:22 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Mike E with the bitch slap!
Now performing in the Mark Holtz room, Elvis sings you ain't nothing but a groundball.
Fuck you
I know there are very many highly educated people here as well and we are all allowed to voice our opinions and viewpoints in the manner we chose as long as it fits within the parameters of the law. not the narrower views of differing people morality.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
Get fucked.
Pitching coach Mike Maddux on Darren Oliver’s 0.00 ERA this spring:
"Economical work. He ain’t getting paid by the hour."
Since your head is so far up Josh's ass
would you please enlighten the plebeians by telling us what the patricians eat for lunch these days?
Greatest Inventions Ever? 1. TiVO, 2. Boobs, 3. Baseball
It's always nice to see a Rangers celebrity take the time to post here.
I really enjoy listening to you and TAG on TV, you guys are awesome. I’m really glad you made an appearance. However, I’m a bit disappointed that your first time on the blog involves this particular subject matter. I didn’t participate in yesterday’s game thread, but I’ve used my share of colorful metaphors here and don’t intend to change that. You keep up the good work doing what you do, and let each of us worry about how we express ourselves. As parents, it is up to us to monitor what our children read.
Go Rangers!
"Ok, post your favorite moment of the Tom Hicks era
Mine is today when he sold the team." - t ball
This belongs in Adam's "One of these things is not like the other" thread.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
ha
it seemed kind of obvious to me at 1:37 in the morning, but now that I look at it after some sleep, I’d agree.
This is a frame of the final scene in Lord of the Flies where the armed forces arrive just in time to save Ralph from all of these savage little boys. He says something like, “what in the hell is going on here?”, and the boys just kind of freeze, paralyzed by the realization that they have been acting like crazy people and that there is a rational outside world still where their actions would be considered savage.
Greatest Inventions Ever? 1. TiVO, 2. Boobs, 3. Baseball
Great book
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
yup, I had never seen the movie, but when I saw the picture I knew it was from that book.
it leaves quite the mental impression and definitely impacts the way you think and look at things.
Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'
Read it when you're 10 or so...
Prolly shouldn’t have, but I was a voracious reader back then.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Josh, you're the best
There isn’t a single broadcasting team I’d rather listen to during Rangers games.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
I'm flaccid over this.
I don’t often voyage into gameday threaderry and have no idea what J-Lew is talking about, but this is the series of tubes.
If you don’t want kids reading words like “douchebag”, get one of those mormon computers where it eats the butt shit and poops out a sunshiney mix of positivity and people climbing mountains to “achieve” or whatever.
Also, douchebag should not cut to the core. Calm down.
You’re a generally very good announcer and I enjoy listening to you call Ranger games and I’m guessing so do most reasonable people.
You can’t please all of the people of the time, so don’t worry about it if a few of the displeased voice said displeasure on the series of tubes.
It’s fine.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Every time Derek Jeter does a jump throw, a terrorist gets AIDS.
Mormon computers?
Where do you get those? And if you get two, do you get 12 more little ones popping up all over the house? Is it OK to have a tower and then three laptops, or is that against state law?
Your post raised so many questions…
"there's no money in triples" - CJ, 3.23.10
by Oddibee on Apr 7, 2010 8:10 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
Valid questions...
You can probably go down to your local temple and get them straight from the ghost of Brigham Young. However yes, you’re required to purchase them in a bundle – a la Costco.
It’s also required that the computers dress up in long flower dresses and have wavy hair.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Keep it up, Josh!
I can’t imagine another voice bringing Ranger baseball into my leaving room each night. We’re all lucky to have you on our side, and I hope you and TAG stick together for years to come!
Real exciting to see you mingling with us fans here- come by more often.
For what it's worth
If you type in “Josh Lewin douchebag” on the SBN search feature, zero results pop up besides this post. No comments, nada.
So while it’s definitely true Josh takes a fair amount of criticism around here, according to the search nobody in the history of LSB has actually called him a douchebag. Perhaps that phrase is just being used as as a random example, but I thought it worth pointing out nonetheless.
probably because nobody takes the time to type his full name
I’m not going to scroll through the 3,000 comments from Opening Day again, but I remember seeing it – multiple times.
When you’re wrong, you’re wrong.
So...
I was bored at work so I looked back through the GDT and couldn’t find where anyone called him any names. About the only insults were someone said his tie looked cheap, someone else said he looked like an small animal when he made faces, and a bunch of people were tired of hearing about Wells being from Arlington.
by GregoryM on Apr 7, 2010 1:10 PM CDT up reply actions
ah, so we found the culprit
we’ll have to hang him next time he posts here. Get the lynching mob together… where is jayslick and Firebat when we need them.
Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'
Just for my understanding ...
this is the only thing found so far that remotely comes close to verifying Lewin’s accusation –
Doucheyest announcers and reporters in all the land.Correct?
And here’s Lewin’s accusation:
My kiddos and I both know that public figures (and kids of public figures) need to have thick skin, but still, words like “douchebag” kind of cut to the core
I honestly think...
Josh was just coming in here to let us know that he is aware of this place and that’s just plain alright because the majority of us really like Josh and TAG.
It seems to me like he posted this as a way to let us know that he understands that we’re rabid about the Rangers and that there are folks like that out there. So when he reads about how much the broadcast sucked from us because we’re hardcore baseball heroes, he’s just letting us know what we’ve already suspected, that they have to put the broad in the broadcast to make sure some folks that may not watch otherwise actually tune in into the game because we’re already accounted for.
The stuff about not saying some of the things we say in the GDTs it seems to me is just his way of saying, “Understand that what you say is being read by the people you’re saying it about.” It’s just a cautionary thing to pause and think about. That said, I hope not a damn one of us changes a thing because LSB is a precious, precious jewel.
by ghostofErikThompson on Apr 7, 2010 6:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes, E-Car... embrace the hate...
ONE OF US!!!
ONE OF US!!!

The 40 Trumps All!!!
Every time Derek Jeter does a jump throw, a terrorist gets AIDS.
Josh
Gotta chime in and say keep up the great work. I’m always struck by your preparedness for what amounts to god knows how many hours of air time. Your cadence and energy have kept me tuned in many times when others would have me passed out cold on the couch (ahem, KC).
Can’t believe that you and TAG can keep it going like you do over the grind of an MLB season when the Buck/Aikman types can only manage to offer a “this team needs to score some points on this drive” or some lame non-insight fluff job gleaned over a steak dinner with the coaching staff.
Baseball announcer utters expletive on TV broadcast to describe Hideki Irabu’s ineptitude – network gets zero complaints
I don't know why Josh and Tom get so much grief over their broadcasts.
I was listening to the Astros’ broadcast last night, and they bored me to tears. Josh and Tom have to be among the best duos in all of the industry. Everything from getting the calls right in a close game to calling home runs and telling tales make the game interesting for everybody. That’s how you bring fans in and that’s how you keep them. I hope you read this Josh; you and Tom are what make the Rangers’ broadcasts so special; DON’T CHANGE A THING!!!
Seriously, with the voices of Tom and Josh on TV, Eric Nadel on the Radio and the voice of God himself Chuck Morgan doing the public announcements, the Rangers have the best voices in all of the Major Leagues.
by Brent Sherman on Apr 7, 2010 10:08 AM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Yeah, the Astros team is mind-numbingly boring
We take it for granted, but if you listen to other clubs’ TV guys, radio guys, and PA men, we’ve got it made.
For crying out loud, the crown jewel franchise of MLB, the Yankees, throws John Sterling and Suzyn Waldman out there on the radio broadcasts and Michael Kay on TV.
"Dying ain't hard. It’s living in the wake of a thorough public humiliation that’s hard.--JDT217
Yeah, their fans are terribly bandwagony, oddly convinced of their own superiority, and not that knowledgeable
I honestly had no opinion either way on the Astros as a kid. In West Texas, Houston was far enough away that their sports teams were mostly out of sight, out of mind.
Then, I was a senior at A&M when the Astros made the World Series. You cannot imagine how quickly people hopped onto the bandwagon and walked around campus with their chests puffed out wearing Astros t-shirts. In their minds, the Astros were a better, more well-run, more prestigious version of the Yankees. And the Rangers were a more embarrassing, pathetic, and useless version of the Expos and LA Clippers rolled into one. Sad thing was, I tested the knowledge of some of these people, and I could name more members of the Astros’ roster than they could.
When they got rolled by the Fightin’ Ozzies in ‘05, 75% of the people jumped off the bandwagon so fast that they rolled an ankle when they hit the ground. Those still on the bandwagon became even more obnoxious. They mocked the Rangers, bragged about their World Series appearance as if they’d actually won, and just became unbearable. After the Teixeira trade, I remember Astros fans explaining how much better Troy Patton was than Neftali Feiz. That was fun.
"Dying ain't hard. It’s living in the wake of a thorough public humiliation that’s hard.--JDT217
I don't think this is unique to any particular franchise
And I really hope that over the next decade, we see a ton of Ranger bandwagon fans. Not that I really want to see them… its just that its an indicator of success, and I want Ranger success.
by Oracle Galvez on Apr 7, 2010 12:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Bandwagoners certainly are an indicator of present success
The Astros crowd just rubbed me the wrong way. The Yankees/Red Sox bandwagoners don’t really bother me for some reason. I guess that’s because they’re so blatantly bandwagony that it’s just laughable.
It’s just an inevitable, bothersome by-product of winning a few games.
"Dying ain't hard. It’s living in the wake of a thorough public humiliation that’s hard.--JDT217
I agree with this
When I know more about the Astros (as a general baseball fan) than some guy in a ’Stros shirt, it is aggravating.
by Oracle Galvez on Apr 7, 2010 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions
OT I've always found you to have one of the more peculiar screennames on LSB.
What is the meaning behind it?
by oc on Apr 11, 2010 6:35 PM CDT up reply actions
It must be strange, becuase this is the second time someone has asked...
Oracle is the software I manage (actually, I’m more of a unix guy, but Oracle sounded better). I used this screen name in a lot of places, but then I found others that used it… So I needed an add on.
Galvez is for Galveston (the guy that discovered the island is Bernardo De Galvez).
by Oracle Galvez on Apr 14, 2010 12:57 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm with you.
I had no opinion of the Astros until I was at A&M. Good god are Astros fans insufferable morons.
Oh, the irony
Baseball announcer utters expletive on TV broadcast to describe Hideki Irabu’s ineptitude – network gets zero complaints
by TomLovesHideki on Apr 7, 2010 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions
yea, I was at A&M then too
and I remember the same thing.
Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'
hm
Maybe it wasn’t the Astros, but the kind of people who end up at A&M? I’ve known a lot of people who graduated from there, and it seems like most of them wouldn’t know a good time if it hit them in the head. Very conformist…makes me wonder if zombies are real and walking amongst us. Of course, there are exceptions.
Anyway I have friends from Houston who are far from obnoxious, are Astros fans, and knowledgeable about the game.
by Black Francis on Apr 7, 2010 5:44 PM CDT up reply actions
About how all Aggies are conformist.
It’s either ignorant or angry; I haven’t decided yet. So please elaborate.
Well
I asked a question, and then described the people I know who went there. I know two exceptions and noted that.
Don’t take it personally. I used to work for Balfour Beatty and they were engineers that I knew. Maybe I should generalize about engineers.
by Black Francis on Apr 8, 2010 4:47 PM CDT up reply actions
I could talk about A&M engineers......
"My expectations today are that we're going to be extremely competitive and if we don't win our division, I'll be disappointed." Nolan Ryan
Believe me
I’m not taking it personally at all. Such broad, stupid generalizations like that are a result of either pure ignorance or anger by you. Neither of which is my problem.
Aw don't get upset
I have no anger toward the engineers as they were my expert witnesses. They always cooperated and presented themselves very well. Big help. Never said I didn’t like them. They were, however, almost universally on the bland side.
I wouldn’t say I’m ignorant about them. Do you know how many Aggie engineers are employed on a design-build freeway project in Texas? There were a shit ton of them. I’d say 30 or 40 just on that project alone.
I liked them. They were mostly pleasant and always helpful. But it was sort of creepy because they all dressed alike, talked alike, had similar politics, and even their wives looked the same for the most part. And most of them lived in the same damn neighborhood on top of all that. It was odd to me. I wouldn’t have mentioned it if it didn’t really stick out.
But don’t think that I’m condemning anyone. Like I’ve said a couple times already, I liked them. And there were a couple of glaring exceptions, too, so I’m making an allowance for that. It could be that on that particular project it was just some weird alignment of the Universe that attracted these similar people to the gig. Don’t know, but it was weird and anyone would have noticed it.
by Black Francis on Apr 9, 2010 9:46 AM CDT up reply actions
Let's get something straight.
Me calling your bad attitude out isn’t being upset. You are the one with the problem and like I said, that is your issue. I’m pleased as punch to be an Aggie.
I don't think I have a problem
I just knew a bunch of boring as hell engineers from there. I liked them, but they just lacked personality. Don’t see how that’s a bad attitude. You may be a little defensive, and there’s nothing wrong with that because aggies get shit all the time. Maybe it seemed like I was giving you additional shit. If I did it was accidental.
But whatever.
by Black Francis on Apr 9, 2010 5:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Just like your generalization that Dallas is awesome and evertying in Ft Worth sucks, right?
"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan
by Dirk Diggler on Apr 9, 2010 11:07 AM CDT up reply actions
The irony is staggering
And don’t forget, there has never been a good country song written or performed. Ever. That’s not futurepants’ opinion. That’s fact.
"I don’t know how these SN blog authors get their gigs, but I’m frankly surprised SN tolerates AJM’s lack of effort." Tex34
Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...
BT, are you a country music fan?
"I prefer the 'as long as you can’t reproduce, it’s not incest' Rule." --BuckyB
Most of the new stuff, not so much
But 70’s era country is awesome. George, Johnny, Willie,Don Williams, etc.
There are some good acts out there now, but most of the shit today is so overproduced and dumbed/watered down. Billy Joe Shaver is one of the best live acts I’ve ever seen. I love that old badass. But he is really a 70’s holdover.
"I don’t know how these SN blog authors get their gigs, but I’m frankly surprised SN tolerates AJM’s lack of effort." Tex34
Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...
Good stuff, I like the way you think
"I prefer the 'as long as you can’t reproduce, it’s not incest' Rule." --BuckyB
If you have any band recs, I'd love to hear em
"I don’t know how these SN blog authors get their gigs, but I’m frankly surprised SN tolerates AJM’s lack of effort." Tex34
Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...
I think I'll start a fanpost on this a little later tonight or tomorrow
I’m a big fan of classic country, Texas country (the original, fresh stuff, not the copy-cat or played out lame stuff), some alt-country, and anything that tells a good story.
Any of those you don’t like.
"I prefer the 'as long as you can’t reproduce, it’s not incest' Rule." --BuckyB
Heard Bob Wills' fiddle player..
…on NPR yesterday and it was a very good interview. That old man can still play, too. Name escapes me. He wasn’t one of the original Playboys.
The guy lives in Dripping Springs and plays around Austin a lot. You probably know his name…don’t know why I can’t think of it.
by Black Francis on Apr 9, 2010 5:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Don't think Jody ever was, but Bob did teach him to play
Jody lives in Big Spring. Seen him in action, and danced to him, dozens of times.
Probably Gimble, he’s got a new album out, they’ve been playing a lot of it on SiriusXM Outlaw Country.
"I prefer the 'as long as you can’t reproduce, it’s not incest' Rule." --BuckyB
Yeah, that was a neat interview
don’t think I’ve heard a 5-string fiddle before
Freude, schoener Goetterfunken,
Tochter aus Elysium,
Wir betreten feuertrunken,
Himmlische dein Heiligtum.
Everytime we have folks over for cards
Poker or spades or whatever, I always turn my TV on to the classic country station. While they don’t have Texas country on there, you can usually get some Ricky Skaggs, Ronny Mllsap, Merle Haggard. IT’s good stuff.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Ricky Skaggs is usually great
Love anything bluegrass.
by Black Francis on Apr 9, 2010 6:29 PM CDT up reply actions
I remember that music video of him playing his guitar all around NYC
‘Country Boy’ I think it’s called
That and the Highway 101 music video where the chick keeps getting injured… those were my favorite country music videos back in the day
by oc on Apr 11, 2010 6:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Not new...
…but recently I’ve been listening to the Old 97’s first record again. “Wreck Your Life” on Bloodshot, not the major label one. Forgot how good it was, though…really raw.
by Black Francis on Apr 9, 2010 5:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh man, I love me some Old 97s
Relatively recently gotten into them (last 3 years or so), but I’m a big fan. Rhett Miller is a cool cat.
I’d like to see them live.
"I prefer the 'as long as you can’t reproduce, it’s not incest' Rule." --BuckyB
I've seen them more times than I can count
Can’t really say I liked anything they did after Wreck Your Life. That one and the EP that preceded it are awesome.
by Black Francis on Apr 9, 2010 5:30 PM CDT up reply actions
What's the name of that EP?
I’ve got songs from Wreck, Too Far to Car, Satellite Rides, and Hit By a Train.
"I prefer the 'as long as you can’t reproduce, it’s not incest' Rule." --BuckyB
Don't remember
It was green and the best song on it was 5-0 Ford, which I think they re-recorded for another record later on.
I would guess the year probably would have been 1994 or so, maybe, if not a little earlier. I’m sure it’s out of print now.
by Black Francis on Apr 9, 2010 6:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Hitchhike to Rhome is the first EP
Couldn’t resist digging in the closet for it.
by Black Francis on Apr 9, 2010 6:36 PM CDT up reply actions
He was having something of a
renaissance when he had his son playing guitar. But yeah, he’s a 70’s holdover again now.
Live at Smith’s Olde Bar is one of my favorite albums, live or otherwise.
Sad story there
Did he lose his mother or his ex within one day of Eddy?
That had to nearly break him. Those two were so tight.
If you haven’t seen this, it is worth a viewing, although it is a little too brief: http://www.portraitofbillyjoe.com/flash.htm
Done by Duvall’s longtime girlfriend (they did an indie together, too, that wasn’t half bad, Assassination Tango).
I realize Old Chunk of Coal gets more hype for it, but i always thought Ragged Old Truck was the perfect country song.
"I don’t know how these SN blog authors get their gigs, but I’m frankly surprised SN tolerates AJM’s lack of effort." Tex34
Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...
He lost his mother, wife, and son
within a very short time frame. It didn’t nearly break him, I think he’s the very definition of a broken man at this point.
I may be mixing up stories, but I think he was married to his wife a couple of times.
I saw Shaver (the band… for anyone not familiar, alone he tours as Billy Joe Shaver, but for the period he was playing with Eddy, they toured and recorded as “Shaver”) many times in the late nineties when I was at UT. Willie’s 4th @ Luckenbach and places like that. His son was really an incredible guitar player. Producers made him tone it down on studio albums (he would always talk about that in interviews), but he would really let loose live, and some of that comes through on the Smith’s Olde Bar album. I still see him when I can, but it’s kind of sad. His son really rejuvenated him for that period and he’s not the same since.
He married and divorced Brenda 3 times
Never saw Shaver. Wish I had, obviously.
He was engaged to another gal a while back, like 05 or so. I asked him what happened after a show, and his response:
She pulled a damn hand cannon on me on me one too many times.
I replied, I’m sorry about that.
BJS: Hell. I’m not. .
Question: back in the 90’s, did he always wear the same outfit like he does now?
"I don’t know how these SN blog authors get their gigs, but I’m frankly surprised SN tolerates AJM’s lack of effort." Tex34
Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...
She pulled a damn hand cannon on me on me one too many times.
I replied, I’m sorry about that.
BJS: Hell. I’m not. .
That’s one of the more awesome quotes I’ve read in a while.
"I prefer the 'as long as you can’t reproduce, it’s not incest' Rule." --BuckyB
There's another story from his biography
Brenda was catting around with this younger guy they both knew (Billy probably was, too, but that’s a different story), and they’d go to these dances together, the 3 of them, and she’d dance mostly with the younger fool. Brenda later said she thought billy was cool w/ it (the whole enchilada, not just the dancing).
Anyway, BJS put it together and told Brenda to ride home with a friend, and he’d give Junior a ride home. They get in Billy’s truck, and he pulls a .45 out and just sets it on the seat halfway in between em. He said something along the lines of ‘You want to keep fucking around w/ my wife, go for that pistol. You do, though, one of us is gonna have to die.’
Tons of other great stories in that book.
"I don’t know how these SN blog authors get their gigs, but I’m frankly surprised SN tolerates AJM’s lack of effort." Tex34
Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...
Um ok.
Is that why some of my favorite albums of the decade are Wilco, Bright Eyes and Cat Power? Your a moran.
Silly me
Believing that you mean the words you repeatedly type. Many apologies.
Clearly, I’m quite the idiot for coming to such conclusions. Word of advice: watch for those “your” misuses. JDT217 will drop the “sic” hammer on you.
"I don’t know how these SN blog authors get their gigs, but I’m frankly surprised SN tolerates AJM’s lack of effort." Tex34
Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...
Ownershipped.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Every time Derek Jeter does a jump throw, a terrorist gets AIDS.
by thedirkatron on Apr 10, 2010 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, country music sucks and I don't consider those bands to be country.
You do, I’d be willing to bet, so by your definition of country, I do like some country music.
Love Bright Eyes
That son of a bitch can write a song.
by Black Francis on Apr 9, 2010 5:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Heh.
I also love Bright Eyes and Cat Power
But I would not classify them as country. Those two and Wilco, Ryan Adams et al have some country influenced stuff, for sure. But country artists? That is a bit of a stretch.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Every time Derek Jeter does a jump throw, a terrorist gets AIDS.
by thedirkatron on Apr 10, 2010 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions
The irony is that I don't make generalizations about Ft. Worthies.
I don’t generalize people like Black Francis does.
Have you ever you admitted you were wrong about something here?
"I don’t know how these SN blog authors get their gigs, but I’m frankly surprised SN tolerates AJM’s lack of effort." Tex34
Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...
He seems to be...
in a constant state of butt hurt on this website.
by ghostofErikThompson on Apr 9, 2010 4:35 PM CDT up reply actions
We all end up on the wrong side of an argument some time
Most of us realize our credibility increases when we admit it.
"I don’t know how these SN blog authors get their gigs, but I’m frankly surprised SN tolerates AJM’s lack of effort." Tex34
Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...
LSB is fun today!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Does this mean I'll get my Clint Eastwood retraction from you soon?
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Every time Derek Jeter does a jump throw, a terrorist gets AIDS.
by thedirkatron on Apr 10, 2010 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Link.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Every time Derek Jeter does a jump throw, a terrorist gets AIDS.
by thedirkatron on Apr 10, 2010 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Seriously?
I make generalizations about that shitty city, for sure. it sucks. You Ft. Wothies seem like good enough people, though. I guess that’s a generalization.
ha ha
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Every time Derek Jeter does a jump throw, a terrorist gets AIDS.
by thedirkatron on Apr 11, 2010 3:16 AM CDT up reply actions
Josh is too sophisticated and clever for that lot...they don't "get him"
Now performing in the Mark Holtz room, Elvis sings you ain't nothing but a groundball.
As long as Josh keeps referencing Seinfeld & Dodgeball, I'm okay with the "MY and Wells are buddies" stuff
I crack up every time he drops a “Thank YOU, Chuck Norris.”
I think that's the stupidest thing he says..and I hate it.
But the Seinfeld references and pretty much everything else is great. heh.
Hell, now a lot of us say "Feldman, from across the hall"
"I can hit 100 whenever I want." ---Neftali Feliz
I've forgotten to update on the ACU Baseball team, they are doing really well, sorry about this
"Josey drives to games???
I always assumed he rides in on his high horse"
jam0152
Martin Perez, "Mucho queso"
Abilene, we swept Cameron today, both of their pitchers threw complete game losses
"Josey drives to games???
I always assumed he rides in on his high horse"
jam0152
Martin Perez, "Mucho queso"
Zoinks.
I’m never clicking this thread again…
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Dare you.
C’mon, I’m calling you out. Respond.
Will you ever see this?
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
Yes.
I lied.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Apr 7, 2010 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Jesus thanks a lot for bringing this down on LSB
I hate your freakin’ guts now. You’re dead to me. Moron.
by shroomer on Apr 7, 2010 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
good
I was going to say, ya know…probably shouldn’t address Jesus that way.
by Black Francis on Apr 7, 2010 5:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Josh I sent you a poem last year
And you never read it. Do you remember it?
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Apr 7, 2010 3:46 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
Laughing my douchebag ass off.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
I don't think you mean douchebag [sic]
You mean douche bag.
"I don’t know how these SN blog authors get their gigs, but I’m frankly surprised SN tolerates AJM’s lack of effort." Tex34
Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...
I think I'll try
‘bag of douche’. This will help me remember.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
I suddenly have that not so fresh feeling.
That’s how I’ll complain about FSSW broadcasts going forward.
Freude, schoener Goetterfunken,
Tochter aus Elysium,
Wir betreten feuertrunken,
Himmlische dein Heiligtum.
Unreasonable request for sure...
falling under the broad umbrella of arguments pitting internet “openness” against parental responsibilities.
But nevermind on that. Josh Lewin’s willingness to post here represents one of the classiest, most courageous and forward-thinking things I’ve seen from an established “old media” player.
Most big media incumbents, through fear or arrogance, like to pretend blogs like SBN/LSB don’t exist – or, at least don’t count. Some are going to the unemployment line while clinging tightly to that view.
Mr. Lewin does not just acknowledge reading this blog, but signs-up and engages? Would be plenty to earn my fandom. If I was a Rangers fan. Which I ain’t.
"That's the true harbinger of spring, not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of a bat on a ball." ~Bill Veeck
Well done tonite, Josh, well done
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
What did he do?
Freude, schoener Goetterfunken,
Tochter aus Elysium,
Wir betreten feuertrunken,
Himmlische dein Heiligtum.
Paraphrasing
On Wells’ first AB sardonically said to Tom, “Did you know Vernon Wells is from Arlington, and he’s apparently good friends with Michael Young? Just wanted to get that out of the way.”
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
haha
wish i could have heard that
"He do what he do" - Ron Washington
by dustinvandeman on Apr 7, 2010 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions
That's awesome
"Dying ain't hard. It’s living in the wake of a thorough public humiliation that’s hard.--JDT217
Yeah...
I thought that was a pretty clear little shout out to LSB.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Josh and TAG do a fantastic job...
and that’s evident when you listen to other local broadcasts on XM radio or th MLB package. Sure some of it may be corny or not to your liking/whim, but just think how much harder it is to call baseball than any other sport. Basketball and hockey have constant action between whistles. Football has small breaks in between plays. But there is so much downtime during a baseball between each pitch. Probably one of the reasons why Brad Sham struggled so much when he tried it. I think they do a great job balancing it out.
Josh also does a great job with the Charger highlights they show on TV where the station will provide the local feed.
Josh, you rock!
Thanks for writing that, and thanks for being so entertaining to listen to.
"The mystery of the beginning of all things is insoluble by us; and I for one must be content to remain an agnostic" - Charles Darwin, you know who he is...
Glad to see you doing well Josh
I always felt bad for you for the way you were treated in Chicago. I don’t know if its true, but the “great” Harry Caray didn’t seem to treat you very well. Then they had to get Chip, who I’m sure is a nice person but..
Anyway, enjoy the season!
The journey is the reward!
Josh,
It was good to hear you mention defensive metrics on the broadcast tonight. Even though most of the fans on here already know about stats like UZR, discussing it during the broadcast goes a long way in educating the more casual fans.
I find it refreshing to see that you have read the criticisms people have about your announcing and you’re going out of your way to please both those fans and the casual audience. It’s truly the sign of a great announcer. Keep up the good work!
I heard that too.
Work them in a little at a time and other fans will understand them. They’re not that complicated once they know what the numbers mean.
Great job.
by Black Francis on Apr 10, 2010 11:09 AM CDT up reply actions
I have to come clean somewhere
This thread has slowed and is as good a places as any.
Long ago I made a vow to never shop at a Wal Mart again. Had good reason, and I stuck with it for many years. However since my insurance doesn’t cover one of the meds I’m on I have twice been to their “neighborhood” market on Central across from Cityplace tower. Holy shit are those guys cheap on groceries. Really cheap.
I feel so dirty, though. I’m still never going to go into another “Supercenter” as long as I live, though. Never.
Cheap, yes
but I’m willing to pay a bit more for what I consider superior food. I buy organic on some things I think it matters (eggs, peanut butter, apples, etc.) and buy whole grains, read labels carefully, etc. I want my daughter and family to eat healthier foods. I could save 100 bucks a month on groceries at least if I just went cheap and ate a lot more highly processed foods. I feel fortunate that I can afford to make that decision. Well, not just fortunate, I worked hard to be in the position I’m in, but still, you get the idea.
Freude, schoener Goetterfunken,
Tochter aus Elysium,
Wir betreten feuertrunken,
Himmlische dein Heiligtum.
Well the stuff I bought
…was like a bag of Sun Chips, Fiber One bars for breakfast, and crap like that.
I don’t think I’d buy produce, meat, or anything like that from them.
by Black Francis on Apr 11, 2010 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions
there was an article
on lifehacker? in the last 2 months that compared the quality of produce at walmart to the quality of produce at whole foods and IIRC walmart beat them in quality, etc fairly handily.
give em another chance (but look up the article)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Apr 14, 2010 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions
When I was in Orlando I started going to Publix after shopping at Wal-Mart for a while.
Not only did I get much better quality, but I actually saved money by taking advantage of membership, timely sales and coupons. Spent quite a bit less than I did at Wal-Mart, in fact.
Same thing up here with Yokes. Wal-Mart isn’t the only place for the cheap shopper, but it is probably the best place for a shopper who’s cheap, lazy and not exactly interested in quality selection (this extends beyond food).
(Note: I am not a “Wal-Mart is evil and I refuse to shop their because it destroys my soul” person, I just find other places to give me better service and selection.)
Josh you are one of the best in the business
Shadazz. She's sensitive. Just like jazz. SHADAZZ.
by Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge on Apr 11, 2010 5:42 PM CDT reply actions
Josh
I know that I understand us die-hards are going to watch almost every game no matter what. So part of your job is to get the casual fans to watch. I would MUCH rather have you and Tom, than two mono-tone boring commentators. Also, thank you for not leaving us Ranger fans, I know that you have probably have had many other offers. Anyways, keep up the good work, we all appreciate you.

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