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Well, so much for going undefeated this season.

I'm ready for Vernon Wells to go away.

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I think we can still pull this out

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Apr 7, 2010 10:05 PM CDT reply actions  

Wow are the bats really that bad?

Rangers offense looking pretty bad against mediocre pitching.

9 strikeouts including way too many looking. Hamilton 6 k’s in 7 AB’s. What is going on…

Also, way too many walks by the pitching staff. Absolutely unacceptable.

by Heebs on Apr 7, 2010 10:05 PM CDT reply actions  

The team's achilles heel

has always been junk-balling mediocre lefties.

by vfn on Apr 7, 2010 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

This

also, folks who expect dramatic changes to hitters because of a hitting coach change will be disappointed I think.

"I don't condone steroids or any other type of growth hormones or anything else, but I could care less, and, for the most part, I don't think the fans give a (bleep). The people that care about it are the people that probably don't like baseball," - Jim Leyland

by DJCahill on Apr 7, 2010 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well,

I don’t think the hitters will be worse with Hurdle. I just don’t expect them to be any better.

Or maybe some will get better and some will get worse.

"I don't condone steroids or any other type of growth hormones or anything else, but I could care less, and, for the most part, I don't think the fans give a (bleep). The people that care about it are the people that probably don't like baseball," - Jim Leyland

by DJCahill on Apr 7, 2010 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Now that,

I could buy. Obviously either CD is gonna improve or we are gonna see his ass benched or sent to AAA and Smoak replacing him, and changes like that. One of the Catchers will start hitting, or we will see a FA acquisition if we are still in it at the ASB, and Greenberg owns the team. Etc.

I just don’t think that walk rates are gonna spike all of a sudden because Rudy is gone and Hurdle is here. I think anyone who expects that will likely be let down.

"I don't condone steroids or any other type of growth hormones or anything else, but I could care less, and, for the most part, I don't think the fans give a (bleep). The people that care about it are the people that probably don't like baseball," - Jim Leyland

by DJCahill on Apr 7, 2010 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

GDT...

has never been more hilariously reactionary.

Good work, gentlemen.

Can’t win ’em all.

by ghostofErikThompson on Apr 7, 2010 10:05 PM CDT reply actions  

We just try to keep up with you, Sensei.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Apr 7, 2010 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've got $10

that says Harden is DFA’d tomorrow.

She say she are the manager.

by rockin_rangers on Apr 7, 2010 10:06 PM CDT reply actions  

8 K's in less than 4 innings and 1 ER

Looks like just bad control

"Hell's frozen over, Pigs are flying! The Saints have won the Super Bowl"

by LSU Ranger on Apr 7, 2010 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

I know, i was being facetious

gotta blame someone

She say she are the manager.

by rockin_rangers on Apr 7, 2010 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

i read that as hangover hamburger helper

reading way too much b-law

"Josey drives to games???
I always assumed he rides in on his high horse"
jam0152

Martin Perez, "Mucho queso"

by RangersSD on Apr 7, 2010 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nothing, I just can't read

"Josey drives to games???
I always assumed he rides in on his high horse"
jam0152

Martin Perez, "Mucho queso"

by RangersSD on Apr 10, 2010 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't like Vernon Wells

who also happens to be an Arlington native. Did you guys know that?

"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali

by coolaid on Apr 7, 2010 10:06 PM CDT reply actions  

No.

Arlington, TX doesn’t want him anymore. He can be from Arlington, VA.

by e2drummer on Apr 7, 2010 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Said it once in the gameday thread

But that was a really discouraging game, because they did the opposite of everything they said they worked on and talked about during spring training.

It’s only one game and all, but that was really, really demoralizing from that standpoint.

Ron Washington is: The Bad Manager - Port of Call New Orleans

by LSJ on Apr 7, 2010 10:06 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

If Wash really had supernatural motivating skills

He’d call a team meeting tonight and tell them to never play this game again.

Ron Washington is: The Bad Manager - Port of Call New Orleans

by LSJ on Apr 7, 2010 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

example

2 outs, bot 7, Toronto up 6-4, runner on 3B. Gregg comes in to pitch and…. MY swings at the first pitch.

Vladimir Guererro - 2010 AL MVP
C.J. Wilson - 2010 AL Cy Young
Neftali Feliz - 2011 Rolaids Relief Man Award

by RangerMad on Apr 7, 2010 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

what was more painful to me was

seeing murphy and salty watching everything go by

by texasrangerfan on Apr 8, 2010 12:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

Well, at least CD got another one of those infield doubles...

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Apr 7, 2010 10:07 PM CDT reply actions  

alright so i im watching the game on mlb tv

i downloaded hd quality, but now i want just the regular so that the game isnt all shit quality, but cant figure out how to go back to the regular tv..anyone know what to do

by rangers on Apr 7, 2010 10:07 PM CDT reply actions  

How the fuck did you get that user name?

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Apr 7, 2010 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

And why the fuck can't he capitalize, when appropriate?

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Apr 7, 2010 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

And use fuckin' punctuation marks.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Apr 7, 2010 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

And put g's at the end of your fucking words.

Wait…

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Apr 7, 2010 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

MB 2 run shot. You're in trouble.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Apr 7, 2010 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was in trouble when I started Zambrano.

But MB is already d2d. Heh. Good luck with that man. : )

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Apr 7, 2010 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hmm...

I don’t know. I don’t use a Mac. Maybe someone has a Leapfrog that can help you out.

by ghostofErikThompson on Apr 7, 2010 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

nice handle, took some creativity to come up with that one

"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan

by Dirk Diggler on Apr 7, 2010 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

These are the times when I find being logical to be hard.

I know I should see that as a small sample size, but I just can’t stop seeing it as the herald of a bad team.

Thank god Frasor wasn’t hitting his spots like that last night.

by philkid3 on Apr 7, 2010 10:07 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm going to have another beer, and try not to think about it.

Tomorrow I’m going to run some lineups through John Beamer’s Markov spreadsheet, and hope that will cheer me up.

Because as many times as I tell myself, “it’s just one game,” I can’t get Hamilton’s last AB out of my mental video player.

by Josh Garoon on Apr 7, 2010 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hell, I'm on straight Bourbon at this point.

It still doesn’t help, BTW.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Apr 7, 2010 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

The problem is really just one of emotion and excitement.

Last year the offense was awesome in the first series and ended up mediocre. An awesome start this year would still just be a small sample size, but seeing them come out of the gate with disciplined approaches would just make me feel good.

by philkid3 on Apr 7, 2010 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yup.

Rationally, I don’t think two games implies Hamilton’s doomed to repeat last season. But, damn.

by Josh Garoon on Apr 7, 2010 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes

Hamilton is a drug addict.
I’ve known lots of drug addicts and they never get over it.
I said that when they traded for him.
When my Red’s fan brother chided me in the summer of ‘08 when he was kickin’ ass, I told him that I DON’T TRUST HIM, HE’S a DRUG ADDICT.
Get rid of his ass you can’t trust him!

by Evil Monkey on Apr 7, 2010 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

he just doesn't trust you

once you make a typo, you never change. we should just get rid of you

by kevinkinsler on Apr 7, 2010 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

I made it clear

I hate Hamilton and I have since they traded for him.
All he has done is prove me right for the last 21 months.
All you guys blindly kiss his ass like he’s a god. Even when he relapsed!!!
I know drug addicts and they suck, period.

by Evil Monkey on Apr 7, 2010 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow

You’re a racist, too, aren’t you?

by BuckyB on Apr 7, 2010 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sorry, I don't mean this

It’s just ignorant for you to generalize drug addicts into one group of person. Everyone deserves second chances.

by BuckyB on Apr 7, 2010 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

So I'm a racist

because I’ve seen drugs destroy families?

by Evil Monkey on Apr 7, 2010 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Drugs are terrible

People who fall into drug addiction are not.

 You say you hate Hamilton because he’s a drug addict, you know some drug addicts, and those drug addicts suck.

That is ignorant as hell.

by BuckyB on Apr 7, 2010 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Since when is drug addiction a race?

I will send you pictures of my kids if you want to see race.
Drug addiction is a choice the rest of us don’t have to live with.

by Evil Monkey on Apr 7, 2010 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure addiction isn't a choice.

Using at first is, but I’m fairly certain addiction is the opposite of a choice.

by Josh Lile on Apr 7, 2010 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why is drug use different than other mistakes people make?

Or are you unforgiving of anyone who takes a wrong step in their life?

by BuckyB on Apr 7, 2010 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

You'd...

really give us creeps pictures of your children to win an argument on the Internet?

by ghostofErikThompson on Apr 7, 2010 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

That Wikipedia is badass, huh

It sounds like everyone agrees that Hamilton is a drug addict.
We don’t agree that he should be given a “free pass” to suck.

by Evil Monkey on Apr 7, 2010 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Have you read the GDTs...

for the last year?

Everyone on this site is ready for Josh Hamilton to step up.

by ghostofErikThompson on Apr 7, 2010 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Also, I do, in fact, think he should be given a free pass to suck.

He’s an inspirational story that makes my heart well up with tears of white joy. And his tats are cool. That’s more important than the Rangers winning baseball games.

I’m just not sure what the pass would look like. Like a coupon? A hall pass maybe? Or maybe a card, like a membership thing he could carry in his wallet.

by philkid3 on Apr 7, 2010 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

I bet it's on a lanyard

Like this:

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Apr 7, 2010 11:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

David Murphy is my inspiration

Clean.
Ham is .278/.340/.454 21 HR 89 RBI in 648 PA’s since the 2008 AS Game.
Murphy is .269/.336/.449 22 HR 84 RBI in his last 648 PA’s.
Give me a clean Murphy over a dirty Hamilton.

by Evil Monkey on Apr 7, 2010 11:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

What I don't get

Is what any of this has to do with baseball.

Ron Washington is: The Bad Manager - Port of Call New Orleans

by LSJ on Apr 7, 2010 11:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

When you're honest...

the pitchers reward you with more pitches to hit because you’re a good dude.

by ghostofErikThompson on Apr 7, 2010 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

That explains all those intentional walks to Barry Bonds

Ron Washington is: The Bad Manager - Port of Call New Orleans

by LSJ on Apr 7, 2010 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

He went to Baylor

and named his daughter Madison for Christ’s sake!

He’s a “Parents wet dream” (Breakfast Club, 1985)

by Evil Monkey on Apr 7, 2010 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

How bland and white.

Give me the tatted up coke head with the skillz.

by Josh Lile on Apr 7, 2010 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've been in Madison Wisconsin

I haven’t been in Holly Madison.

But Madison WI is spooky. It’s like Stepford. There’s something in the water. Everyone is so happy all the time.

by Evil Monkey on Apr 7, 2010 11:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Liar.

Everyone’s been in Holly Madison.

I can’t trust you anymore, you’re dishonest. I don’t want you on my baseball team.

by philkid3 on Apr 7, 2010 11:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

great

now I can’t even tell what these are replies to

by kevinkinsler on Apr 7, 2010 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's actually in the rulebook, though...

Sec 12: Parent’s Wet Dream:

12.1 — If the Parent of a player ejaculates before, during or within 20 minutes prior to the final out of a ballgame while asleep, the team of the son of the parent shall be awarded an additional run.

by ghostofErikThompson on Apr 7, 2010 11:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

You missed the amendments.

For games played on the West Coast, when the parents are in the Central Time Zone or farther east. Or vice- versa. More latitude on the timing and the sleeping…

by Josh Garoon on Apr 7, 2010 11:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

12.1.a

The run shall be disallowed if the ejaculation is a direct or indirect result of third-party stimulation, not limited to physical or audible factors, unless the stimulation in question is provided by the parent’s spouse before the first-party has fallen asleep

by kevinkinsler on Apr 7, 2010 11:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

so you're not only a racist

but contribute to pedophilia over an internet argument?

by studcrackers on Apr 8, 2010 2:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

Do you know

where I can pick up some Blue Ice?

"I don't condone steroids or any other type of growth hormones or anything else, but I could care less, and, for the most part, I don't think the fans give a (bleep). The people that care about it are the people that probably don't like baseball," - Jim Leyland

by DJCahill on Apr 7, 2010 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Great.

So… big gulps, huh?

Ron Washington is: The Bad Manager - Port of Call New Orleans

by LSJ on Apr 7, 2010 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm a recovering addict and i am pretty awesome

If I do say so myself

The snozberries taste like snozberries!!

by Chrom on Apr 8, 2010 12:00 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

And how big are your tats?

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Apr 8, 2010 12:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

Tits or GTFO

Ron Washington is: The Bad Manager - Port of Call New Orleans

by LSJ on Apr 8, 2010 12:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

Walk off Ranger girl, apparently

Which sucks because we’ll only bring her out a few times a year.

Boo.

Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

by Keynes on Apr 8, 2010 7:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

it may depend on what you were addicted to

I still like Tiger Woods a lot, no matter how addicted he was to freaky sex (basically, he was dude)

by kevinkinsler on Apr 8, 2010 12:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

Okay...

I would’ve just gone with the fact that he’s not a very disciplined hitter, regardless of his backround, but whatever…

Ron Washington is: The Bad Manager - Port of Call New Orleans

by LSJ on Apr 7, 2010 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

CJ

should pop Wells in the back with a fastball tomorrow.

"We pitched, we caught the ball, we ran the bases, we had good days where we out-fundamentalized the other team." - Ronald Washington

by Pocket Ninja on Apr 7, 2010 10:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Good point

So how about the face area? Think he gets up and smacks a home run with a dent in his head?

I’m just kidding of course.

I think.

"We pitched, we caught the ball, we ran the bases, we had good days where we out-fundamentalized the other team." - Ronald Washington

by Pocket Ninja on Apr 7, 2010 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Heh.

Padilla is gone. Let the healing begin.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Apr 7, 2010 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Genuis

Ron Washington is: The Bad Manager - Port of Call New Orleans

by LSJ on Apr 7, 2010 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

That sounds like a Win/Win.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Apr 7, 2010 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

We have a winner.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Apr 7, 2010 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

WIN

"We pitched, we caught the ball, we ran the bases, we had good days where we out-fundamentalized the other team." - Ronald Washington

by Pocket Ninja on Apr 7, 2010 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

and then we have to hear Lewin talk about that

along with everything else everytime Wells is up to bat

After Fuentes blows a save and an Angels loss to the Indians:
"Angels still in first place" - UCI Halo
"Hey you know who would have gotten those 3 outs in the 9th?
Darren O’Day." - FirebatM3
LOL

by MayurP on Apr 7, 2010 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'd give Lewin $10 to say 'He PIBBed Face!' if that happened

I’d give Ceej $10 too, but he seems like he’d enjoy popping Facey Face one.

Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

by Keynes on Apr 8, 2010 7:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

I could not be more excited that the PIBB acronym is catching on

Granted, I didn’t coin the term “PIBB” itself, but I did call a HBP a “Padilla Intentional Walk” and it took off from there.

So, I’m like the grandfather of PIBB, right?

"Dying ain't hard. It’s living in the wake of a thorough public humiliation that’s hard.--JDT217

by WestTxAg06 on Apr 8, 2010 8:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

That would make you Grandpa PIBB, no?

Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

by Keynes on Apr 8, 2010 8:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

Nice

I’m going to roll with that.

"Dying ain't hard. It’s living in the wake of a thorough public humiliation that’s hard.--JDT217

by WestTxAg06 on Apr 8, 2010 8:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

The PIBB is our baby WTAg.

Let’s see if it sticks around a while.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Apr 8, 2010 11:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

im ready

for Kinsler to come back

and Borbon/Andrus to show some life

right now, it seems like we only have 3 hitters

by kumizi on Apr 7, 2010 10:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Can't stop thinking about jesus

and body shots.

"We pitched, we caught the ball, we ran the bases, we had good days where we out-fundamentalized the other team." - Ronald Washington

by Pocket Ninja on Apr 7, 2010 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jesus did body shots?!

Gives a whole new meaning to “this is my body”…

She say she are the manager.

by rockin_rangers on Apr 7, 2010 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Jesus took his batting power for three and a fort night

something blah blah blah because he two fisted a drunk whore and sucked tequila off the tits of an unwed woman a year or so ago.

"We pitched, we caught the ball, we ran the bases, we had good days where we out-fundamentalized the other team." - Ronald Washington

by Pocket Ninja on Apr 7, 2010 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think I'm beyond

repulsed.

and I’m pretty sure you’re gonna get smited

She say she are the manager.

by rockin_rangers on Apr 7, 2010 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pfffft.

"We pitched, we caught the ball, we ran the bases, we had good days where we out-fundamentalized the other team." - Ronald Washington

by Pocket Ninja on Apr 7, 2010 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

i guess you weren't watching any spring training games

because we only had four hitters then. unfortunately even hamilton has dropped off now…

What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.

by clark on Apr 7, 2010 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

one of the Giants players’ jersey says “San Francicso”

"Clearly, I've been wrong. VY is awesome." - AJM

by Longhorn on Apr 7, 2010 10:07 PM CDT reply actions  

We need Kinsler to come back.

Soon.

"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali

by coolaid on Apr 7, 2010 10:07 PM CDT reply actions  

I really hope people aren't hanging all their hopes on the offense doing a 180 when Kinsler comes back.

There will be some serious backlash if so.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Apr 7, 2010 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Serious pop ups

"We pitched, we caught the ball, we ran the bases, we had good days where we out-fundamentalized the other team." - Ronald Washington

by Pocket Ninja on Apr 7, 2010 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

At least

the OBP for second baseman wouldn’t be zero when he comes back.

"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali

by coolaid on Apr 7, 2010 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't speak too soon.

Is that the right too? I’m usually pretty good about to, too. That one gives me a double take.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Apr 7, 2010 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kind of worrisome.

That our next three pitchers include a guy who is making his first regular season start in several years, a guy that has been playing in Japan for past couple of seasons and a guy that was out for most of last season. Bullpen could be stretched out might quickly.

by casew on Apr 7, 2010 10:11 PM CDT reply actions  

So Harden had a game almost exactly like that early last year.

And I’m not expecting him to be any better than he was last year. So there’s some hope.

by philkid3 on Apr 7, 2010 10:12 PM CDT reply actions  

He showed some really great stuff in the first few innings

He just needs to harness it, and I’m confident he will at some point. His meltdown in the 4th leaves a bad taste, but I’m still happy to have a guy with that kind of stuff in our rotation.

Ron Washington is: The Bad Manager - Port of Call New Orleans

by LSJ on Apr 7, 2010 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

That change was nasty.

But so many fastballs up in the zone. He’s got to fix that. I’m still optimistic.

by Josh Garoon on Apr 7, 2010 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

It was weird

because he was commanding that change at least decently. Why was he pumping fastballs when he was in trouble?

"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington

by FirebatM3 on Apr 7, 2010 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

My guess is he felt like he needed to rely on the fastball, not least to set up the change

and keep the batters honest on it. And the velocity on the fastball didn’t look terrible, based on what they were showing on the broadcast.

He just couldn’t ever get the handle on it. That’s going to happen, I’d guess, based on his track record…

by Josh Garoon on Apr 7, 2010 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

His slider

was decent too. I don’t know, maybe he’ll figure it out and become Super Rich Harden.

"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington

by FirebatM3 on Apr 7, 2010 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

That would be so lovely.

"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali

by coolaid on Apr 7, 2010 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

I kinda got the feeling he was out there overthrowing his fastball most of tonight

Trying to get his velocity back up after basically pitching at 75% the entire spring.

Just a layman’s guess, really, but he sure seemed like he was overthrowing, especially in the 4th.

Ron Washington is: The Bad Manager - Port of Call New Orleans

by LSJ on Apr 7, 2010 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mike Maddux

is a bit of a tinkerer isn’t he? Maybe he’ll work his mustache Jesus magic.

"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington

by FirebatM3 on Apr 7, 2010 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Ceej part is the worst thing to me.

When my emotional stability is riding on CJ Wilson having a good game starting, it’s not a good thing.

Also, when my emotional stability is riding on a baseball team, I need help.

by philkid3 on Apr 7, 2010 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

CJ Wilson

has a good chance to be a LH Rich Harden. Won’t that be fun for the bullpen.

"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington

by FirebatM3 on Apr 7, 2010 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Especially pitching those two back to back.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Apr 7, 2010 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Awww shit

Seems they could have thought that one through a bit.

It’s not like it’s a new development that CJ and Harden throw a lot of pitches.

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by Pocket Ninja on Apr 7, 2010 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Harrison is a question mark too

I think April will be “wet feet” month. Which is fine. With the Ms hurt and the Angels being the Angels, I think we can afford to have a off month as long as the head’s firmly above water.

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by FirebatM3 on Apr 7, 2010 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

You guys

are seriously downing my mood right now.

"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali

by coolaid on Apr 7, 2010 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

FOTFU

Yep.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Apr 7, 2010 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Face of the Fuck Up?

I enjoy it.

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by Keynes on Apr 8, 2010 7:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

Michael Young

Good at Starting Depression, bad at starting double plays.

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by FirebatM3 on Apr 7, 2010 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

I would've taken a single play, tonight.

So, I imagine, would’ve Mr. Harden. (But I still think Harden was heading for trouble, regardless.)

by Josh Garoon on Apr 7, 2010 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

No question

it’s just fun to bag on FOTF sometimes.

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by FirebatM3 on Apr 7, 2010 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's fun to bag on The Face

because he dared to treat JD like dog shit on his cleats?

Got it.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Apr 7, 2010 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

The way Harden was pitching, there were only 3 plays the fielders had to make.

They made two of them.

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by AceJC on Apr 7, 2010 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Face

should be ashamed that Edwin Encarnacion had a better defensive outing than he did. Edwin Encarnacion!

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by FirebatM3 on Apr 7, 2010 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, Edwin was responsible for our first run scoring

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by LSJ on Apr 7, 2010 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

And Michael Young had him beat by 1

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by FirebatM3 on Apr 7, 2010 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

But a ball through the legs >> ball off the glove in embarrassment factor, wouldn’t you say?

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by LSJ on Apr 7, 2010 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ehh

it was just the ridiculousness of it. Even if he just slows down, he can still get the runner because it was face’s arm and Encarnacion running. It was just a weird, largely unnecessary play.

Still, it’s our allergic reaction to the strike zone that lost us the game. It’s still fun to bag on face.

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by FirebatM3 on Apr 7, 2010 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Face gone and fucked up

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by FirebatM3 on Apr 7, 2010 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Really?

I thought he gave up a homer, two walks, and an HBP before Young’s error.

by Josh Garoon on Apr 7, 2010 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

What I actually meant to say is that, other then holding guys on the bag,

the fielders had to play only three balls.

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by AceJC on Apr 7, 2010 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thank you for being honest.

Now we hug it out?

Just kidding. Don’t get agitated with my persistance, I’m quite stubborn, no matter what the numbers say. Strategy is partly why they play the games. I’ll be looking up more on out value in game situations to keep up with you two manhandling me.

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by AceJC on Apr 7, 2010 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh, I have no problem being honest

when my mistake works in my favor…

And I don’t mind the stubbornness at all ~ there’s no way I could, legitimately, given how frigging stubborn I am. Any frustration tonight was from the game; I actually enjoyed the back and forth.

by Josh Garoon on Apr 7, 2010 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

OK good.

I did too. It made the crappy play go by much faster for me. Hopefully the next disagreement will be over how Borbon approached an at-bat with a 12-1 lead.

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by AceJC on Apr 7, 2010 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

wife and I are driving up for the game tomorrow

Rangers have won 11 of the last 12 games we have attended. Ceej will dominate

we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"

by eclou on Apr 7, 2010 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hey!

Mr. Lou thinks CJ’s going to do well! Wouldn’t have guess that!

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by benmor78 on Apr 7, 2010 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'll take my lumps here if he doesn't

but a healthy CJ pitching at home on 5 days of rest could be pretty spectacular

we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"

by eclou on Apr 8, 2010 8:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

So many frustrating things about this game........

so many.

Let’s win 11-2 tomorrow……..and I’ll feel a little bit better.

At least I have the sneak peek to iPhone OS 4.0 to look forward to tomorrow as well.

It's Time.....for something!!

by b.pate on Apr 7, 2010 10:15 PM CDT reply actions  

This is

probably false.

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by FirebatM3 on Apr 7, 2010 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes it is.

Baltimore is way better.

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by coolaid on Apr 7, 2010 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

What the shit?

I do not agree with this.. at all.

by cmkelly29 on Apr 7, 2010 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Toronto bad or Toronto good?

"Hell's frozen over, Pigs are flying! The Saints have won the Super Bowl"

by LSU Ranger on Apr 7, 2010 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Toronto good.

They’re not going to be good.

The extent of their offseason was: Bye-Bye Halladay.. and that’s it.

by cmkelly29 on Apr 7, 2010 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

So they had a bad offseason, therefore they are going to suck?

I guess the Dodgers, who lost Wolf and didn’t sign any top-tier FA’s, are going to suck too?

by nivarsity on Apr 8, 2010 9:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

Well, when you're bad the previous year, and have a bad offseason,

then yeah.

When you’re good the previous year, and have a less bad offseason, then… no, I guess.

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Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

by Keynes on Apr 8, 2010 10:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

Right...

So the problem is that they were bad last year, then, not that they had a bad offseason.

by nivarsity on Apr 8, 2010 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Toronto is

a pretty goddamn awful team.

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by FirebatM3 on Apr 7, 2010 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jays aren't terrible.

In another division they’d be around .500, probably.

by nivarsity on Apr 8, 2010 9:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

OK, I'll play along.

Let’s assume they are in the NL. (I know, I know, I didn’t specify that in my previous statement; I just said another division. But of course 3 of the other 5 divisions are in the NL, so roll with me.)

The average (e.g. 81-81) NL team would win 70 games in the AL, according to DriveLine Mechanics.

The Jays are projected to win 72 games per PECOTA, and that is in the AL East, the toughest division in baseball. That projection may be a little bearish if Toronto’s pitchers that did next to nada in 2009 (Marcum, McGowan, Litsch) rebound to relative health.

So the Jays would be about an 82-win team in the NL.

by nivarsity on Apr 8, 2010 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Toronto will struggle mightily to win 75 games this year.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

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by Josey Wales on Apr 7, 2010 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Disagree.

I think they’re most likely last in the AL West, too, just closer to the top than they are in the East. And the Central I think they’ve only go the Royals to compete with.

by philkid3 on Apr 7, 2010 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

We should trade for

Arlington native Vernon Wells.

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by Pocket Ninja on Apr 7, 2010 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Shut your mouth

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by FirebatM3 on Apr 7, 2010 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's shut

I was kidding.

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by Pocket Ninja on Apr 7, 2010 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Never even joke about it

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by FirebatM3 on Apr 7, 2010 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Really?

Why would that be relevant? is there something that connects Vernon Wells with the city of Arlington?

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by FirebatM3 on Apr 7, 2010 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

I went to church with him way back in the day.

Way, way back.

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by Aqua on Apr 7, 2010 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Harden is such a puzzling pitcher

Unfortunately he’ll kill the bullpen, since he barely goes past 5/6 innings. Does anyone think he should be a reliever?

by MagicMike23 on Apr 7, 2010 10:21 PM CDT reply actions  

No

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by sprite on Apr 7, 2010 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

I just took Rally Goat out back and shot him in the face.

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by Pocket Ninja on Apr 7, 2010 10:21 PM CDT reply actions  

MMM

Mutton

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by FirebatM3 on Apr 7, 2010 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, make real Gyros!

Mmm, NYC.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Apr 7, 2010 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ha

On a side note I made some bad ass Gyros the other day with real lamb. Good stuff…

I made the sauce with cucumber, yogurt, garlic, and black pepper.

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by Pocket Ninja on Apr 7, 2010 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

I used to make them at home a bunch, good stuff.

Using no-fat yogurt is great in any sauce recipe that calls for sour cream, btw. Good stuff.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Apr 7, 2010 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rotisserie the meat?

That looks like the toughest part to me.

Good call on the yogurt over the sour cream. I have a cornbread recipe that pwns but I’ve been using sour cream in it and a little worried about the fact that I’m massively overweight.

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by Keynes on Apr 8, 2010 7:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

You should've just had George Clooney stare at him for awhile

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by LSJ on Apr 7, 2010 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Such a horrible movie

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by FirebatM3 on Apr 7, 2010 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is that flick any good?

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Apr 7, 2010 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

No. Highly dissapointing in the funny department.

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by LSJ on Apr 7, 2010 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's what I figured....

"We pitched, we caught the ball, we ran the bases, we had good days where we out-fundamentalized the other team." - Ronald Washington

by Pocket Ninja on Apr 7, 2010 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

good thing we play tomorrow afternoon

get the bad thoughts out of our heads hopefully

by Jason Brynsvold on Apr 7, 2010 10:25 PM CDT reply actions  

How many times has Borbon

bunted the first two games?

Vladimir Guererro - 2010 AL MVP
C.J. Wilson - 2010 AL Cy Young
Neftali Feliz - 2011 Rolaids Relief Man Award

by RangerMad on Apr 7, 2010 10:26 PM CDT reply actions  

1 attempt

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by FirebatM3 on Apr 7, 2010 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

On a pitch that was around his shoulders, no less

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by LSJ on Apr 7, 2010 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

It was a drag bunt

things happen on drag bunts that we wouldn’t understand.

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by FirebatM3 on Apr 7, 2010 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it landed in the stands.

Like 8 rows up in the stands.

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by AceJC on Apr 7, 2010 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Have a great (albeit shitty Rangers loss) night.

I’m out.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Apr 7, 2010 10:26 PM CDT reply actions  

JJ Hardy

is he no longer a corpse?

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by FirebatM3 on Apr 7, 2010 10:27 PM CDT reply actions  

I would agree, but then we get into last season...

And I really don’t want to do that. I’m all about looking forward.

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by AceJC on Apr 7, 2010 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

If the guys that had one hit...

got those hits in front of the homers or all consecutively in one or two innings, the game looks different.

These kinds of games will happen. It could be that we’re in for a long season offensively, but I don’t think the team will be THAT bad game in and game out. And they still scored 4 runs, so…

Let’s give it a couple of weeks before we talk trends.

by ghostofErikThompson on Apr 7, 2010 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

I'm with you, don't get me wrong. I'm not pigeon-holing them as done for April.

But I don’t like them looking the same as they did as the end of last year. Perhaps the sunshine of tomorrow will shake it up.

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by AceJC on Apr 7, 2010 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was sitting in the OF, so it was tough to tell,

But it seemed like we were getting jewed by some ball/strike bull shit double-standard.

Am I just hopeful?

by BuckyB on Apr 7, 2010 10:35 PM CDT reply actions  

That was a rope!

I’m glad I caught those homers. I bailed after the 5th, the fiance was cold :(

by BuckyB on Apr 7, 2010 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

She wants to go and shows interest

I feel like asking for anything more is just getting greedy :)

Also, proud of this: Last season after that amazing Hamilton walk-off home run. She had to go back to the stadium bc she left a shirt there (she bought a Saltalamacchia jersey). On her way back, a man asked her “Do you know how to spell the name on the back of your jersey, there?” She spelled it perfectly… to Nolan Ryan! Got her ticket signed and everything. Awesome

by BuckyB on Apr 7, 2010 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Did she know who Nolan was beforehand?

Or was she like, “Some ruggedly handsome old man asked me to spell Salty’s name. He had a steak on one hand and an Advil bottle in the other.” and you were like: :-o

?!?

by ghostofErikThompson on Apr 7, 2010 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

She didn't recognize him when she spelled it

But a little kid flew by her and asked for his autograph (giving her the queue).

by BuckyB on Apr 7, 2010 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

I spoke briefly to Nolan Ryan in 1993...

before a game he was supposed to pitch against the Blue Jays that rained out.

I was terrified out of my mind. I’d imagine if I tried to do that today the result would be the same.

by ghostofErikThompson on Apr 7, 2010 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think I might have tried to hug him :/

Then I would have to escape a vicious headlock and apologize to Nolan for getting blood on his shirt.

by BuckyB on Apr 7, 2010 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

You went back with her friend?

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Wir betreten feuertrunken,
Himmlische dein Heiligtum.

by t ball on Apr 9, 2010 12:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

Pretty fairly called.

Rangers should have swung at the closer ones with 2 strikes on them. How is your hair looking after that Nelson screamer?

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by AceJC on Apr 7, 2010 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, glancing through Brooks right now.

Looks pretty consistent, slightly generous to both teams. That’s just a glance, though.

by philkid3 on Apr 7, 2010 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

If I'm going to sit out with a cold wind whipping my ass

with kids running up and down the aisles in shitty seats in RF those pricks can at least throw some strikes.

by Josh Lile on Apr 7, 2010 10:59 PM CDT reply actions  

Kind of disappointing

that Harden didn’t go longer.

How comfortable are the folks with CJ Wilson having to burn a bunch of innings for the Ramngers?

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by DJCahill on Apr 7, 2010 11:02 PM CDT reply actions  

Hmmm.. CJ with 4 innings, Do Math with 2, Feliz with 2, Fx2 for the final.

I can see it happening.

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by AceJC on Apr 7, 2010 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oooh. How? For whom?

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by LSJ on Apr 7, 2010 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

They have a US Marines Leaders of the Game segment.

They reference some stat leader. Today’s was F-Gut’s lead in UZR last year.

Dave Sims just said “saved X more runs than anyone else in the game last year.” Which isn’t exactly right, but w/e.

by philkid3 on Apr 7, 2010 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

A good thing, no doubt

there will now be a period of confusion, misuse, and wtf? regarding the stats he cited in his column, but the long term effect is hip as shit. This is Nixon to China.

Freude, schoener Goetterfunken,
Tochter aus Elysium,
Wir betreten feuertrunken,
Himmlische dein Heiligtum.

by t ball on Apr 8, 2010 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

I also thought FIP was hip.

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by AceJC on Apr 7, 2010 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well

That game sucked. And it was cold.

Bah.

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by Lisa W on Apr 7, 2010 11:21 PM CDT reply actions  

You know...

I’m not really buying Jeff Sullivan’s rallying cry of “We’re so annoying like the Angels” over at LL.

The Angels were annoying because they would string together like six straight texas leaguers, bloops, and dead quails, whereas the Mariners can’t hit.

by ghostofErikThompson on Apr 7, 2010 11:22 PM CDT reply actions  

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing reading last night's game report.

Ichiro and Figgins don’t equate to Eckstein and Erstad.

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by LSJ on Apr 7, 2010 11:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

I agree.

They will never be as annoying as the Angels. They also will never have all 9 batters hitting .300 for the season all at the same time.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Apr 7, 2010 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's days like this

that make me so anxious for tomorrow, when i will have multiple box scores to read over at the end of the day in the hopes of finding something to be happy about.

What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.

by clark on Apr 7, 2010 11:23 PM CDT reply actions  

Nothing is more awkward...

and pleasant than when the White Sox are losing a game on WGN. Hawk just becomes bitter and angry or silent for an entire innings. It’s amazing.

by ghostofErikThompson on Apr 7, 2010 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes.

Harrelson is easily the worst there is. I think Sims or Niehaus is next, though.

by philkid3 on Apr 7, 2010 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Niehaus...

reminds me of that grandpa you hate visiting because you suspect he doesn’t have control of his bowels any longer and has probably murdered people in his past and always wants you to sit on his lap while he tells you stories.

by ghostofErikThompson on Apr 7, 2010 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's an adequate description.

A lot of Mariners fans will admit he’s a senile idiot, but he’s the voice of their childhood, so they don’t care.

“Jackeen Benoyt.”

by philkid3 on Apr 7, 2010 11:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

"Grandpa Niehaus...

I’m not really hungry." “Too bad. Get out the rye bread and mustard, Grandma, it is grand salami time!”

by ghostofErikThompson on Apr 7, 2010 11:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

The fun is increased by the fact that this is baseball,

and even the best teams lose ~60 games a year. And yet Harrelson takes every loss like a personal insult.

Come to think of it, he’d fit right into LSB GDTs…

by Josh Garoon on Apr 7, 2010 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

He isn't reactionary enough

I don’t think I’ve ever heard him call anyone a douche yet.

by Josh Lile on Apr 7, 2010 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Are you kidding?

Hawk is so proud: Correa managed a PONY World Series champion! Good guys win!

by Josh Garoon on Apr 7, 2010 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

You know...

Jon Rauch looks terrifying:

And then you realize his like 8 feet tall with neck tats. :(

by ghostofErikThompson on Apr 7, 2010 11:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Angles lose.

Glad it’s a 1:00 game tomorrow. Get back on the horse quick.

by shroomer on Apr 7, 2010 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

There are way too many day games the first couple weeks of the season here.

Tomorrow, then both Saturday and Sunday, then two out of three in both NY and Cleveland, including one that’s going to start at 9 in the fucking morning in Cleveland… fuck.

Don’t they realize some of us fans are nocturnal losers who aren’t awake from 9 AM – 4 PM?

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by LSJ on Apr 7, 2010 11:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

And tomorrows?

Ron Washington is: The Bad Manager - Port of Call New Orleans

by LSJ on Apr 7, 2010 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Especially tomorrow

It isn’t like kids could go. TAKS is tomorrow.

by Josh Lile on Apr 8, 2010 12:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

depending on what district they are in

KISD had TAKS Tuesday and Wednesday

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by WhipSmart on Apr 8, 2010 12:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

CJ tomorrow

I hope they let him hit instead of that Hamilton dude.

by Evil Monkey on Apr 7, 2010 11:59 PM CDT reply actions  

I have a hard time seeing how anyone

Could hate Hamilton more than a dude who has bashed his team and his teammates on two separate occasions.

Ron Washington is: The Bad Manager - Port of Call New Orleans

by LSJ on Apr 8, 2010 12:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

Sorry, it was just an observation.

Ron Washington is: The Bad Manager - Port of Call New Orleans

by LSJ on Apr 8, 2010 12:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

I hate the first of the season, besides Opening Day.

Bunch of SSS reactionary.

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Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Mangum; Neutral Milk Hotel

by jdh90 on Apr 8, 2010 12:07 AM CDT reply actions  

We do what we do.

It is painful to watch, but there’s so much excitement and pent up agression.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Apr 8, 2010 12:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yep

We have nothing else to go by that we haven;t discussed to death over the off-season.

by BuckyB on Apr 8, 2010 12:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

And painful

Ron Washington is: The Bad Manager - Port of Call New Orleans

by LSJ on Apr 8, 2010 12:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

Oh you're sharp as a tack.

I just lobbed that one over the plate for you, eh?

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Apr 8, 2010 12:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, even I can crush mistake pitches.

Ron Washington is: The Bad Manager - Port of Call New Orleans

by LSJ on Apr 8, 2010 12:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

Watching the A's and Mariners...

play three consecutive nights has been painful.

It’s like watching a game where the Rangers offense is playing themselves.

by ghostofErikThompson on Apr 8, 2010 12:12 AM CDT reply actions  

At least they have cool uniforms.

Ron Washington is: The Bad Manager - Port of Call New Orleans

by LSJ on Apr 8, 2010 12:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

I like the white shoes.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Apr 8, 2010 12:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

This is...

some miserable offensive baseball.

We shouldn’t ever complain as long as we have Nelson Cruz.

by ghostofErikThompson on Apr 8, 2010 12:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

Vlad is pretty sexy too

I approve of his scoreboard pic.

His smile is dreamy.

by Josh Lile on Apr 8, 2010 12:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

Nice play, though.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Apr 8, 2010 12:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

Hahaha Milton

Ron Washington is: The Bad Manager - Port of Call New Orleans

by LSJ on Apr 8, 2010 12:20 AM CDT reply actions  

that was epically awesome

i hope they lose the division to us by a game

by Jason Brynsvold on Apr 8, 2010 12:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

The reaction at LL over this lose is awesome.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Apr 8, 2010 12:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

LL is so awesome. I heart those guys bigtime.

And people think we go nuts in the gameday threads?

Ron Washington is: The Bad Manager - Port of Call New Orleans

by LSJ on Apr 8, 2010 12:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

You're tempting fate

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Apr 8, 2010 12:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

lol

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Apr 8, 2010 12:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

Vernon Wells

The Rangers just shouldn’t pitch to him. Maybe beam him 1st time up toda and IBB him the rest of the game. 3 HR’s in 2 games. Don’t give him anything to hit. Other the Wells and Hill, the Blue jays haven’t done anything with the bats in the series. Vernon accounted for 3 runs last night and Harden accounted for for 2 with walks with the bases loaded. Take Vernon out and tak out the walks, Rangers should win. If the Jays are laying off amd being patient at the plate, pound the strike zone and get ahead of the hitters first.

by Ryan2907 on Apr 8, 2010 9:10 AM CDT via mobile reply actions  

PIBB him every at-bat

"Dying ain't hard. It’s living in the wake of a thorough public humiliation that’s hard.--JDT217

by WestTxAg06 on Apr 8, 2010 9:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

Beam him, huh?

Like beam him up to the Daedalus, and fly him to the Pegasus galaxy for the rest of the baseball season?

Ron Washington is: The Bad Manager - Port of Call New Orleans

by LSJ on Apr 8, 2010 9:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

no

hit him in the hands (break ‘em) or back (back spasms) let him know we won’t stand to have him be the only hitter in the lineup causing damage. But if you want to feed him to the Wraith in the Pegasus Galaxy, that would work too. You can let Teal’c take care him.

by Ryan2907 on Apr 8, 2010 10:01 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

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