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5/11 (+ 5/12 Now) MiLB: (Double) Hate Rapes on AJM Edition.

Yay, minor league baseball. 

Good thing AJM stays out of these, cause if he ruins my minor league threads like he does all my hate threads I'd start acting crazy. 

5/11 Schedule: 

OKCKirkman on the mound-bump. Just started, and Kurt Suzuki hit a homerun. 

FriscoAlready happened. Long story short : Lots of rapes in this game, none of them by us. Frisco's players are all the suck. Blieir sucked especially hard, though. Garr also sucked, but he's Brennan Garr, so... I dunno. I don't care is what I guess I'm trying to say. 

BakersfieldBrigham goes tonight. Late cause it's in California, which has not one but two rivers that are shaped exactly like my man-penis. 

No Hickory tonight, probably cause they hate AJM and his dumb rapes, too. 

Shroomer's Site is awesome, even though I don't care for the man himself. Quite full of himself. If he had a horse, it'd be a high one. Walks around like he owns the Queen of England, when I happen to know to a 99% certainty that he does NOT own her, cause that's dumb. 

I love you guys. 

UPDATE: Now the official thread of people who want to do hate rapes on AJM and are also in the mood for some sexy 5/12 MiLB prospecting action. 

OKC. 11 AM start, Moscoso on the dirt mound for pitching. 

No Frisco today.  

Bakersfield. 12:30 start, Boscan on the dirt mound for pitching. 

Hickory. 6 PM start, Font on the dirt mound for doing angry pitching rapes. 

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