Yay, minor league baseball. 

Good thing AJM stays out of these, cause if he ruins my minor league threads like he does all my hate threads I'd start acting crazy. 

5/11 Schedule: 

OKC: Kirkman on the mound-bump. Just started, and Kurt Suzuki hit a homerun. 

Frisco: Already happened. Long story short : Lots of rapes in this game, none of them by us. Frisco's players are all the suck. Blieir sucked especially hard, though. Garr also sucked, but he's Brennan Garr, so... I dunno. I don't care is what I guess I'm trying to say. 

Bakersfield: Brigham goes tonight. Late cause it's in California, which has not one but two rivers that are shaped exactly like my man-penis. 

No Hickory tonight, probably cause they hate AJM and his dumb rapes, too. 

Shroomer's Site is awesome, even though I don't care for the man himself. Quite full of himself. If he had a horse, it'd be a high one. Walks around like he owns the Queen of England, when I happen to know to a 99% certainty that he does NOT own her, cause that's dumb. 

I love you guys. 

UPDATE: Now the official thread of people who want to do hate rapes on AJM and are also in the mood for some sexy 5/12 MiLB prospecting action. 

OKC. 11 AM start, Moscoso on the dirt mound for pitching. 

No Frisco today.  

Bakersfield. 12:30 start, Boscan on the dirt mound for pitching. 

Hickory. 6 PM start, Font on the dirt mound for doing angry pitching rapes.