Series Preview: Angels @ Rangers - Let No Pythagorean Tear Asunder
I was going to write a post with lots o' tidbits from the Toronto series, but goodness, no. Who would ever want to relive that debacle? None of you? Good. Let's move on.
The Rangers traveling circus makes its way back home for two against the hated LA Angels. The cotton candy and buffalo nickels to see the bearded Elvis are on me. Why the Rangers are playing back to back home two-game sets and also playing the Angels for the first time in mid-May—especially when you consider they've already played the Blue Jays six times—is a question again left for the MLB schedule wizards.
Monday, May 17 7:05: LHP Scott Kazmir vs. LHP Derek Holland
Tuesday, May 18 7:05: RHP Jered Weaver vs. LHP C.J. Wilson
Don't look now (I mean really, don't, it's unpleasant), but the Angels are now 18-21, only 2 1/2 games back of the first place Texas Rangers, and a half game back of the A's for second place, after sweeping the A's in Anaheim. Is this yet another May where the Angels start to get it going and begin their destined ascent to AL West glory while zooming past the Rangers in the process? Maybe the 15-21 start was meant to lull the West into a false sense of security allowing Mike Scioscia and the Rally Monkey to orchestrate another claim on what has been recently rightfully theirs.
One thing though, I'm not buying it. Not yet at least. The sweep against Oakland could be the turning of the tide, but as of today, the Angels might have played as one of the worst five teams in baseball. They aren't one of the worst five teams in baseball, so their regression will mean progression, and maybe that has begun, but they've played like they are so far this year.
Even if the Angels aren't one of the five worst teams in baseball, they're still batting 13 runs below adjusted average, walking less than any AL team (tied at 7.1% with the Royals and Orioles), and are tied for 23rd in baseball in wOBA at .314. Their BABIP is at .288. That's a far cry from the otherworldly team BABIP of .322 they enjoyed last season. Perhaps that BABIP we waited all of last summer to regress to average has finally done so, it just took a brand new season for it to happen.
Pitching wise, the only teams with a worse FIP than the Angels in the AL are the Indians and Royals. They have the highest HR/9 rate in the AL at 1.18, the second highest BB/9 at 4.21, and the misery has been spread evenly through the rotation and bullpen. The starters have the third worst RAR at 20.1 in the AL while their pen has the AL's second worst RAR at -6.9. It doesn't get any better defensively, either. The Angels are second worst in the AL in Defensive Runs Saved and second worst in all of baseball in team UZR.
The season is only about seven weeks old, so things can change, and the Angels have their little annoying ways of making these stats look silly in the long run, but simply put, the Angels aren't very good right now. The Rangers need to strike down this team while they're actually as bad as the numbers show for once.
The good news for this series is the Rangers are rolling out their two lefty starters. The Angels hit lefties just a smidgen better than the Rangers do, which is to say, not very well. (.679 OPS vs. lefty starters to the Rangers .658.) The bad news is the Rangers get a lefty themselves (albeit, a struggling Scott Kazmir), and a Jered Weaver having one of the best runs of his career. In fact, you could make the case that Jered Weaver has been the best pitcher in the American League so far. The best news of all, however, would be if C.J. Wilson continued his excellent start to the season and if Derek Holland had a repeat of this performance.
Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim (18-21, 3rd place AL West)
Rangers' 2010 Record vs. Los Angeles: 0-0 (The Rangers are going to be playing this team a lot late in the season, it will seem. After this short two game series, the Rangers and Angels don't play again until June 29th. What? Weird.)
Los Angeles' Recent Results: 3-0 Series sweep against the Oakland Athletics
SBN Angel's Blog: Halos Heaven (Don't go there.)
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Match-up: (as of 5/16) |
Rangers |
Angels |
Advantage |
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Batting (RAR) |
42.8 (17th) |
11.6 (tied for 27th) |
Rangers |
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Starters (RAR) |
26.4 (18th) |
20.7 (24th) |
Rangers |
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Bullpen (RAR) |
-2.5 (25th) |
-6.9 (28th) |
Rangers |
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Overall RAR |
66.7 |
25.4 |
Rangers |
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Defense Runs Saved |
14 |
-8 |
Rangers |
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Questions to Ponder:
- Will Vladimir Guerrero break the record for bro grabs from former teammates?
- Will C.J. Wilson keep his 0.0 HR/9 rate?
- Does Miss North Dakota look like a lady Derek Holland to anyone else?

- Just who do the Toronto Blue Jays think they are anyway? Gosh...
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Didn't realize their bullpen had been so bad this year.
I revel in the success of Vlad and Olly here.
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
Their everything has been bad...
so far. Let’s hope it continues for the next two days and then forever and ever and ever.
by ghostofErikThompson on May 17, 2010 3:15 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Thank you...
gentle sirs.
by ghostofErikThompson on May 17, 2010 3:26 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I drove through LA today
and as I was spending the roughly hour between Anaheim and downtown LA, I was wondering to myself “Why are they the Los Angeles Angels again?” If I were in Orange County, and if I weren’t as fortunately wise as our great Baseball Jesus is to hate the Angels, I’d be furious to no end that they changed their name. Orange County is NOT LA, and LA is NOT Orange County. They are different worlds – the difference is startling as you’re driving down the freeway and the little floral tiles on the walls turn into graffiti.
Go Rice Owls!
I'm still trying to work through how to re-produce Steve Sommers' pythagenpat projections for the series.
But this is just a two game series, so it’s probably also less interesting.
I’ll take the Rangers in any series that features two of Holland/Wilson/Lewis and none of Tampa Bay/New York.
by philkid3 on May 17, 2010 3:09 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
No, I'll take the Rangers in a series against Toronto that has both of them, too.
But it gets tough if Romero is pitching.
The Rangers...
are going to sweep those bitches in September. Damn Blue Jays.
by ghostofErikThompson on May 17, 2010 3:17 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
And I'll take Lewis in a game against 4/5 Toronto starters again. . .
. . . if the ump has a stationary strike zone.
hmm...I can't tell if my attraction for Miss ND is a good thing now...I'm so confused
is my baseball gay for holland somehow confirmed with this??? sigh…
They need to be introduced
Pretty strong genetic similarity.
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912) also -
"Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance."
~Ambrose Bierce
by Ed Coffin on May 17, 2010 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions
We should have FSSW interview Miss ND.
If Emiley Jones comes on strong to her … then she looks like Holland.
Yes it was :)
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
How does the weather look?
At least here in SW Fort Worth, the overcast is pretty threatening, and we’ve already had a couple hours of light drizzle.
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912) also -
"Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance."
~Ambrose Bierce
by Ed Coffin on May 17, 2010 3:10 PM CDT reply actions
downtown dallas
looks fine…. game should be fine… doesnt look like it is supposed to rain
by I am Neftali Feliz on May 17, 2010 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions
unless those massive red-looking things southwest of the plex
move east.
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
well crap
I shouldnt have made a blanket statement….. just looked at the radar.. looks threatening
by I am Neftali Feliz on May 17, 2010 3:16 PM CDT up reply actions
oh shit.
I looked at the weather while ago when it was approaching (was in S. Dallas at the time) and it didn’t look anything like that. I want your mom.
by Black Francis on May 17, 2010 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm starting an anti-rain dance here at my desk.
Hi-a-wa-tha Hi-a-wa-tha
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
I've been monitoring the situation for the last hour or so
Not really seeing tornadic potential, but it would not shock me if this game got started late (or not at all).
by Joey Matschulat on May 17, 2010 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions
nit picking
every franchise or program faces challenges in it’s initial start.
See – TB Buccaneers, TB Rays, TB Lightning, etc.
Notice a recurring trend there?
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on May 17, 2010 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Sadly, or gladly, whichever way you look at it....
2 of those 3 listed have titles already. Rays came close…..
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on May 17, 2010 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions
The Texas Rangers...
will have one, also. Within five years. Book it.
by ghostofErikThompson on May 17, 2010 3:24 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
They're all from Tampa Bay?
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
"If I had caught it, the force would have taken me through the fence." -- Rockies outfielder Ryan Spilborghs about a Nelson Cruz line drive.
by NorCalRangersFan on May 17, 2010 5:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Heh
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Hey, anyone seen SarasotaRanger around?
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
2-3
Since Derek Holland came up. BURN THE WITCH!
by ghostofErikThompson on May 17, 2010 3:18 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Tie his hands together and throw him in the river.
If he survives, shoot him because he’s a witch. If he dies, he wasn’t a witch!
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
But 0-0 since Borbon gets sent down for Boggsy!
In the future, of course.
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
20-18 since Grrenberg's bid was approved!
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
0-1 since Blalock got back to the bigs.
This is fun!
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
0-3...
Since Harden’s Smile.
If Rich Harden smiling can’t bring wins and rainbows, I’m thinking last place Texas Rangers.
by ghostofErikThompson on May 17, 2010 3:41 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
0-3 since Jamey started hating Harden.
I like that version better.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
3,677 - 4,152
Since the Texas Rangers were the Texas Rangers.
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
0-3 since my mom sent me a Colorado Springs Sky Sox shirt
I told her, if they lose tonight, I’m burning the sumbitch
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on May 17, 2010 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, but if you add in the Senators record it gets a LOT worse.
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
Yep..
From Baseball Reference…
Texas Rangers (2937-3120 W-L, 1972 – 2010) – 3 Playoff Appearances
Washington Senators (740-1032 W-L, 1961 – 1971)
Overall (3677-4152 W-L, 1961 – 2010) – 3 Playoff Appearances
Well That's what I get for trusting the OP
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
heh
Almost 500 games below .500. That fucking sucks, man.
by Black Francis on May 17, 2010 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions
I think Jamey...
didn’t like Harden from like his 2nd start.
by ghostofErikThompson on May 17, 2010 3:46 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
The Newberg is anti-dreaminess!?
I dropped my monocle in shock!!!
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by thedirkatron on May 17, 2010 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Did Harden spend any time
in the Rangers Minors? Well, there ya go.
"No, I'm not a pessimist. At some point the world shits on everybody. Pretending it ain't shit makes you an idiot, not an optimist."-https://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
Neither dis Greinke
Oh wait, Harden isn’t Greinke.
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912) also -
"Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance."
~Ambrose Bierce
by Ed Coffin on May 17, 2010 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions
OT: Matt Purke
On TCU’s 40-11 team this season:
10-0
3.62 ERA
94K/22BB in 77IP
.228 BAA
Sigh.
Greatest Inventions Ever? 1. TiVO, 2. Boobs, 3. Baseball
we knew he was great
the problem was, so did he.
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
let's not go there
"Jurick Profar is tired of practice!! I wanna play I wanna play….waiting for march 12 to go to spring training! to kill some pichers:D:D I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!" - Jurickson Profar
don't they have a hell of a lot of hitting in whatever conference they play in?
by Black Francis on May 17, 2010 4:21 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah, and i think he had 1 or 2 stinkers
that are making his ERA look a bit pedestrian. He has been dominant for most of the season though.
Greatest Inventions Ever? 1. TiVO, 2. Boobs, 3. Baseball
Not the Rangers' FO fault
Nor his fault. We know who f’d that one up.
"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.
Then he grounded out weakly to second.
Is the answer Baseball Jesus?
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on May 17, 2010 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Actually...
Baseball Jesus would say it’s a good thing that Purke didn’t sign because now he doesn’t have to get his hopes up about him panning out or now he doesn’t have to let us down when he sucks.
by ghostofErikThompson on May 17, 2010 3:34 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
good call
is Purke a Boras boy? Just curious….
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on May 17, 2010 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions
how much is he making this year???
defeatist pussy lives here
by sam in so cal on May 17, 2010 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Mark it down.
TCU is going to the CWS for the first time later this year.
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
Good stuff
Especially the dig at Rev’s Place.
Not mediocre. Right about average
Batting Orders Compared with wOBA

I used the line-up the Angels have used the last three games and Matt Treanor for the Rangers. This is obviously subject to change.
This also helps explain how the Rangers are so much better at scoring in the 2nd, maybe.
by philkid3 on May 17, 2010 3:32 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
It's got to be only a matter of time.
His expected wOBA with the contact he’s made is .395. I believe that would beat everyone on that chart who doesn’t draw Andrew Bailey pictures.
I can't decide whether to be giddy...
…or just shake my head in awe.
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2010 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Dude's BABIP is .186
that’s just unfair
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
He's hitting rockets...
all over the field that are finding gloves. I’m convinced he’s going to be really good.
by ghostofErikThompson on May 17, 2010 3:43 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I'm normally skeptical of rookies
..but, yes, he looks damn good at the plate. Hope some start falling in soon and that he can keep his head straight until they do. That kid has a beautiful swing.
by Black Francis on May 17, 2010 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions
I was about to ask, 'How did they find someone who's number are worse than Julio?'
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
By taking a possibly talented hitter. . .
. . . and insisting he change his approach completely in the name of making contact.
Yep, crazy
The one regular guy worse than Borbon right now is probably Wood.
Ceterum censeo, Ron Washington esse delendam
Could you throw one up...
…that compares the Rangers to league average? I’m not sure if that’s readily accessible…
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2010 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions
This lineup
is only going to get better from here on out. There are still some question mark spots to deal with, but you’re really down to just a couple of spots in the lineup on a given day that you could feel concerned about and one of those (catcher) looks to be getting better.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Agreed.
I’m not worried at all about the offense going forward. Not that I don’t think there will be bad days, particularly against the Ricky Romeros of the world, and I don’t think it’s going to be one of the great Rangers offenses of all time, but I think it will be good.
Yeah
I think there will be some pitchers out there that just make the Rangers look horrible, but for the most part, we can expect to stay in games even if the pitching gives up 5 or 6 runs.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
I mean, you've got 7/9 positions above average or close to.
And of those 7, the most flukey is Justin Smoak’s ridiculously bad luck. You can probably count pretty well on Andrus, Hamilton and Vlad to produce about this. Cruz has a long way to regress before he’s any less than awesome. Kinsler needs to develop some power to stave of a bad regression, but he’s got a good track record and should stay above average even if the power doesn’t return. And Smoak should soon launch himself well above average.
Yes, centerfield and catcher are black holes and don’t look like a good bet to improve dramatically any time soon, but that’s two spots in the order.
How about league average per position in the lineup?
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
"If I had caught it, the force would have taken me through the fence." -- Rockies outfielder Ryan Spilborghs about a Nelson Cruz line drive.
by NorCalRangersFan on May 17, 2010 5:59 PM CDT up reply actions
In the future, I should probably use Stat Corner's park-adjusted wOBA.
And possibly wOBAr, at least for part of the season.
someone should remind Vlad
of Rule 3.09: Players of opposing teams shall not fraternize at any time while in uniform.
I don't even like it
when a base runner and a first baseman will stand there and chat.
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
I like to think that they're just putting on smiles
while threatening the lives of the other’s family/friends/pets…
by kevinkinsler on May 17, 2010 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Good idea.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
whats wrong
with chatting it up on first base?
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
just don't like it, too friendly
go get a beer after the game and yuck it up.
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
Jered Weaver is gonna post 27:0 k/bb ratio against us. Ugh.
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He's not the same guy right now, though.
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by thedirkatron on May 17, 2010 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions
So was Cecil
"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.
by Kinslerhomer on May 17, 2010 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions
you've got it all wrong!
It’s the “crafty, soft-tossing” lefties that we struggle against. Not the “power” arms.
"Jurick Profar is tired of practice!! I wanna play I wanna play….waiting for march 12 to go to spring training! to kill some pichers:D:D I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!" - Jurickson Profar
he wasn't last year either...
and he still killed the Rangers… both as a Ray and an Angel.
Of course, if you ask TAG… he just brought his good stuff those nights.
to the great Brian Tallet and David Huff!!!!!!!
"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.
by Kinslerhomer on May 17, 2010 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions
So, bad news for Dr. Katron
The Supreme Court says if you’re ‘sexually dangerous’, we forget about that whole ‘cruel and unusual’ thing and can keep your ass in prison until we get bored of it.
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
In all seriousness this is some dangerous fucking ground we're treading here.
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by thedirkatron on May 17, 2010 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions
I saw the headline
and thought the same thing.
You wanna make it so child molester's get life sentences? Fine.
But too sexually dangerous to release?
Fuck you, judges.
Who decides this?
I hate child molester’s and think they should be fed to hungry polar bears while having to listen to Brian Thomas talk, but I’m also kinda really glad to live in a place where we can’t do that kind of torture butt shit to people.
Dangerous. Fucking. Ground.
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by thedirkatron on May 17, 2010 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions
What I wonder
Is how the case was framed to the Court. Was it framed as ‘Can Congress make this law?’, then can they really discuss the Eighth Amendment applications?
Won’t someone have to challenge based on C & U to get the real ruling?
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
It appears it was framed on "Can Congress makes this law"
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
dont
child molesters get surprise butt secks in prison a bunch because other criminals dont like them?
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
They generally have to be kept in segregation to prevent it...
Rapists too. I saw a guy in county one time get messed up BAD……..
BTW – I was working in there, not a guest of the state.
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
I think everyone in prison gets surprise butt secks in prison cause other criminals don't like them.
But, as to your point, I don’t know.
The detectives on TV cop/law dramas are always saying things like this when they’re trying to break a suspect, but they also say things like, “No, you’re out of order!” to the judge and then throw a book across the court room, cause that’s how it gets done, bitches.
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by thedirkatron on May 17, 2010 5:19 PM CDT up reply actions
never
in all my years of watching court and cop dramas, have I seen a judge physically throw the book at someone. Seems like that should happen at some point.
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
I say it be Judge Judy to do it.
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
x

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
No kidding...
How is “too sexually dangerous to release” any more of a reason than “too angry to not assault again” or “too broke not to rob again”, etc??
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
To stupid to breed
that’s something we should enforce.
YES! But, hmmm.... What standards could we use for this...?
Link.
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by thedirkatron on May 17, 2010 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions
damn you
that was really well played. I did not see that coming at all, and I should have. I bow before your greatness Dr. Katron.
Get a shovel boys, this ones ready fer burying.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
To top it off
I used “to” instead of “too”.
Yeah, this go in a lot of directions, and none of them really seem to be positive
I can see a lot of cases spinning out of what ‘sexually dangerous’ means.
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
Thank God those two silly constructionists voted against it or it would have been 9-0..
It scares me when people make laws just because “someone has to DO something” while ignoring the law of unintended consequences.
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
I need to read the opinions, but
How weird is it that they stand on the Eighth for the youth offender case, then poop on it in this case?
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
Odd as hell...
It drives me batty that the Feds are even involved in what are supposed to be state matters like these offenses.
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
Heh, and the next big fight is going to be over that Arizona thing
and whether a state can take up what’s supposed to be federal matters.
Didn’t we fight a war over this shit 140 years ago?
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
I don't see how the Arizona thing interferes exactly..
They already have the power to detain and turn over to DHS (I guess) any illegals that they arrest in the normal course of said arrest.
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
errr. sorry... "undocumented aliens"
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
Well, it short circuits DHS entirely
and gives the state right to incarcerate/fine anyone who doesn’t have proof of citizenship.
That’s where the challenge will come from, I’m guessing. I read an article that said the First Amendment would be used to, but it didn’t say and I can’t immediately see how.
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
Go Broncos?
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by thedirkatron on May 17, 2010 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Man...
good thing Rich Harden isn’t in prison.
He defines sexually dangerous.
by ghostofErikThompson on May 17, 2010 6:12 PM CDT up reply actions
hmmm
i think this is a little overstated
the hated LA Angels
i’m not sure this is much a rivalry if that was your intention. it’s pretty one-sided (recently), and I’m not sure anyone locally really cares – relative to “the hated redskins” or “the hated eagles.” maybe i’m digging deeper here than the comment warrants, but disliking a team simply because they are better wouldn’t qualify as “hate” in a rivalry context. at a minimum, would think that both teams needed to have intermittent success for there to be a hatred.
defeatist pussy lives here
Shut up
I hate the fucking angels. I know some on here hate Oakland or Seattle more, but not me.
Agreed.
I can deal with Oakland. Seattle too if they didn’t have sideways hate wannabe thug Felix.
But fuck the Angels. I hate them and I hate Scioscia.
The good Rev Halofan
Has created a whole new level of AL West animosity. He’s made sure the Angels stand all alone as the most disliked bunch in the division – not the players’ fault, all you have to do is follow that blog a couple of days.
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912) also -
"Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance."
~Ambrose Bierce
by Ed Coffin on May 17, 2010 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah...
I really do hate the Angels. 2nd to the Yankees..
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2010 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions
I hate them more than Dirkatron hates this antiraping ruling.
They fucking suck, and I don’t care how good they are. They’re terrible.
by Black Francis on May 17, 2010 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions
I easily hate the Angels more than any other team in baseball
just cause you have a pet rally monkey at home, mr so cal, doesn’t mean that real Rangers fans love the Angels and their thunder stix also
Go Rice Owls!
weather
looks like a monkey F’ing a football right now
by I am Neftali Feliz on May 17, 2010 4:15 PM CDT reply actions
I'm actually hoping
for a short rain delay right off the top. I’ve got be here in the office until 5. The way it looks I’m not going to beat it home, and once I get home I still have to change (who wears a skirt to a ballgame?). If it rains like it looks like it will, it’s gonna be a long drive home.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
It's always hoor night
At least, it is in the upper deck. I can’t imagine how some of these girls go through life dressed like that :P
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Last year..
I saw the skankiest Oakland chick with her T&A hanging out and I was jaw-dropped on how they let her in the stadium.
Last homestand
As we were driving in I saw a girl wearing a dress that was, no lie, shorter than the T-shirt I had on (to be fair, I wear my t-shirts about five sizes too large).
Anyway, she definitely should NOT have been wearing that. I couldn’t unsee it.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
I was shocked too
Not in a necessarily bad way, mind you, but shocked nonetheless.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Well played
I laughed.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Still raining in Arlington
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
Still getting the same email over and over
Been on the phone with hosting company for 1.5 hours…grrrr.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
That is just wrong
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
Still on
And have actually gotten the email three more times while on the phone…but they can’t figure it out. HELLO! Check the fucking mail server logs…Jeezus!
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Tech guy probably isn't there today.
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
Well shit
I have some damn good seats tonight
by lost in space on May 17, 2010 4:58 PM CDT up reply actions
best seats i ever got
was when the Phillies were in town. There was lightening and rain then a stopppage. They made everyone move down to the lower bowl and I ended up 2nd row behind home plate.
Watching Jimmy Rollins get thrown out at home trying to leg out an inside the park homerun from 10 feet away… still makes me ’cited.
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
Coming down hard right now.
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
No.
The 40 trumps all!
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by thedirkatron on May 17, 2010 5:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Trying to hard
Let the game come to you.
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
I piece of ice just fell from the sky, hit my window, and is now sitting there on the ledge.
by Black Francis on May 17, 2010 5:00 PM CDT up reply actions
No shit?
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
I 'spose my grilling/Holland watching/beer drinking event is cancelled, dammit.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Pic or it's a lie.
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by thedirkatron on May 17, 2010 5:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Hey, Trent Reznor? Do you have a relevant song full of your glorious emo poetry-lyrics that you could maybe sing at Black Francis for me right now?
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by thedirkatron on May 17, 2010 6:25 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm guessing we will be delayed for 30min to an hour...
by death of the cool on May 17, 2010 5:20 PM CDT reply actions
according to above link - rain passed already??
confirm?
it’s 18:09 and nearly an hour until first pitch. on time or 30-60 minutes late?
you guys are probably as qualified to be weather analysts as you are baseball opinionists, but i’ll ask anyway.
defeatist pussy lives here
by sam in so cal on May 17, 2010 6:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Check the Josh thread
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
I'm really glad that Vlad...
isn’t going to be in the field. He’d obliterate all of his remaining ligaments trying to run around a wet outfield.
by ghostofErikThompson on May 17, 2010 6:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Some ridiculous small sample size stuff here, but because it's easy:

Excel is defeating my attempts to create a good average line, but it’s 4.17 at this point for reference.
No bad luck there, dude.
Ouch.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
I like the Holland vs. Kazmir comp.
I’m going to ignore the sample size and continue assuming Holland is twice the pitcher Kazmir is.
These are awesome...
keep ’em coming!
by ghostofErikThompson on May 17, 2010 6:15 PM CDT up reply actions

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