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Series Preview: Angels @ Rangers - Let No Pythagorean Tear Asunder

I was going to write a post with lots o' tidbits from the Toronto series, but goodness, no. Who would ever want to relive that debacle? None of you? Good. Let's move on.

The Rangers traveling circus makes its way back home for two against the hated LA Angels. The cotton candy and buffalo nickels to see the bearded Elvis are on me. Why the Rangers are playing back to back home two-game sets and also playing the Angels for the first time in mid-May—especially when you consider they've already played the Blue Jays six times—is a question again left for the MLB schedule wizards.

Monday, May 17 7:05: LHP Scott Kazmir vs. LHP Derek Holland

Tuesday, May 18 7:05: RHP Jered Weaver vs. LHP C.J. Wilson

Don't look now (I mean really, don't, it's unpleasant), but the Angels are now 18-21, only 2 1/2 games back of the first place Texas Rangers, and a half game back of the A's for second place, after sweeping the A's in Anaheim. Is this yet another May where the Angels start to get it going and begin their destined ascent to AL West glory while zooming past the Rangers in the process? Maybe the 15-21 start was meant to lull the West into a false sense of security allowing Mike Scioscia and the Rally Monkey to orchestrate another claim on what has been recently rightfully theirs.

One thing though, I'm not buying it. Not yet at least. The sweep against Oakland could be the turning of the tide, but as of today, the Angels might have played as one of the worst five teams in baseball. They aren't one of the worst five teams in baseball, so their regression will mean progression, and maybe that has begun, but they've played like they are so far this year.

Star-divide

Even if the Angels aren't one of the five worst teams in baseball, they're still batting 13 runs below adjusted average, walking less than any AL team (tied at 7.1% with the Royals and Orioles), and are tied for 23rd in baseball in wOBA at .314. Their BABIP is at .288. That's a far cry from the otherworldly team BABIP of .322 they enjoyed last season. Perhaps that BABIP we waited all of last summer to regress to average has finally done so, it just took a brand new season for it to happen.

Pitching wise, the only teams with a worse FIP than the Angels in the AL are the Indians and Royals. They have the highest HR/9 rate in the AL at 1.18, the second highest BB/9 at 4.21, and the misery has been spread evenly through the rotation and bullpen. The starters have the third worst RAR at 20.1 in the AL while their pen has the AL's second worst RAR at -6.9. It doesn't get any better defensively, either. The Angels are second worst in the AL in Defensive Runs Saved and second worst in all of baseball in team UZR.

The season is only about seven weeks old, so things can change, and the Angels have their little annoying ways of making these stats look silly in the long run, but simply put, the Angels aren't very good right now. The Rangers need to strike down this team while they're actually as bad as the numbers show for once.

The good news for this series is the Rangers are rolling out their two lefty starters. The Angels hit lefties just a smidgen better than the Rangers do, which is to say, not very well. (.679 OPS vs. lefty starters to the Rangers .658.) The bad news is the Rangers get a lefty themselves (albeit, a struggling Scott Kazmir), and a Jered Weaver having one of the best runs of his career. In fact, you could make the case that Jered Weaver has been the best pitcher in the American League so far. The best news of all, however, would be if C.J. Wilson continued his excellent start to the season and if Derek Holland had a repeat of this performance.

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Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim (18-21, 3rd place AL West)

Rangers' 2010 Record vs. Los Angeles: 0-0 (The Rangers are going to be playing this team a lot late in the season, it will seem. After this short two game series, the Rangers and Angels don't play again until June 29th. What? Weird.)

Los Angeles' Recent Results: 3-0 Series sweep against the Oakland Athletics

SBN Angel's Blog: Halos Heaven (Don't go there.)

     Match-up: (as of 5/16)

       Rangers

  Angels

Advantage

Batting

(RAR)

42.8

         (17th)

11.6

(tied for 27th)

Rangers

Starters

(RAR)

26.4

(18th)

20.7

(24th)

Rangers

Bullpen

(RAR)

-2.5

(25th)

-6.9

(28th)

Rangers

Overall RAR

66.7

25.4

Rangers

Defense Runs Saved

14

-8

Rangers

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Questions to Ponder:

  • Will Vladimir Guerrero break the record for bro grabs from former teammates?
  • Will C.J. Wilson keep his 0.0 HR/9 rate?
  • Does Miss North Dakota look like a lady Derek Holland to anyone else?

  • Just who do the Toronto Blue Jays think they are anyway? Gosh...

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Didn't realize their bullpen had been so bad this year.

I revel in the success of Vlad and Olly here.

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on May 17, 2010 3:04 PM CDT reply actions  

Their everything has been bad...

so far. Let’s hope it continues for the next two days and then forever and ever and ever.

by ghostofErikThompson on May 17, 2010 3:15 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

I drove through LA today

and as I was spending the roughly hour between Anaheim and downtown LA, I was wondering to myself “Why are they the Los Angeles Angels again?” If I were in Orange County, and if I weren’t as fortunately wise as our great Baseball Jesus is to hate the Angels, I’d be furious to no end that they changed their name. Orange County is NOT LA, and LA is NOT Orange County. They are different worlds – the difference is startling as you’re driving down the freeway and the little floral tiles on the walls turn into graffiti.

Go Rice Owls!

by JBImaknee on May 17, 2010 3:08 PM CDT reply actions  

They need to be introduced

Pretty strong genetic similarity.

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912) also -

"Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance."
~Ambrose Bierce

by Ed Coffin on May 17, 2010 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

They don't, actually.

Retarded offspring and all that…

by bhudson on May 17, 2010 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

We should have FSSW interview Miss ND.

If Emiley Jones comes on strong to her … then she looks like Holland.

by shroomer on May 17, 2010 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Heh

that was funny.

Ceterum censeo, Ron Washington esse delendam

by t ball on May 17, 2010 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes it was :)

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on May 17, 2010 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

How does the weather look?

At least here in SW Fort Worth, the overcast is pretty threatening, and we’ve already had a couple hours of light drizzle.

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912) also -

"Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance."
~Ambrose Bierce

by Ed Coffin on May 17, 2010 3:10 PM CDT reply actions  

downtown dallas

looks fine…. game should be fine… doesnt look like it is supposed to rain

by I am Neftali Feliz on May 17, 2010 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

unless those massive red-looking things southwest of the plex

move east.

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on May 17, 2010 3:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

well crap

I shouldnt have made a blanket statement….. just looked at the radar.. looks threatening

by I am Neftali Feliz on May 17, 2010 3:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

the radar. it is not good.

by octoberty on May 17, 2010 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Weather map

here

Mighty ominous system, it seems to me.

by jwiscarson on May 17, 2010 3:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh shit.

I looked at the weather while ago when it was approaching (was in S. Dallas at the time) and it didn’t look anything like that. I want your mom.

by Black Francis on May 17, 2010 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm right by the stadium

looks pretty scary here, but no drizzle yet.

by kchorton on May 17, 2010 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm starting an anti-rain dance here at my desk.

Hi-a-wa-tha Hi-a-wa-tha

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on May 17, 2010 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've been monitoring the situation for the last hour or so

Not really seeing tornadic potential, but it would not shock me if this game got started late (or not at all).

by Joey Matschulat on May 17, 2010 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

nit picking

every franchise or program faces challenges in it’s initial start.

See – TB Buccaneers, TB Rays, TB Lightning, etc.

Notice a recurring trend there?

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on May 17, 2010 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sadly, or gladly, whichever way you look at it....

2 of those 3 listed have titles already. Rays came close…..

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on May 17, 2010 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

They're all from Tampa Bay?

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

"If I had caught it, the force would have taken me through the fence." -- Rockies outfielder Ryan Spilborghs about a Nelson Cruz line drive.

by NorCalRangersFan on May 17, 2010 5:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Heh

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on May 17, 2010 5:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hey, anyone seen SarasotaRanger around?

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on May 17, 2010 5:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Tie his hands together and throw him in the river.

If he survives, shoot him because he’s a witch. If he dies, he wasn’t a witch!

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on May 17, 2010 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

0-3

since Nelly came back from the DL.

"No nuts, no glory"

by coolaid on May 17, 2010 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

But 0-0 since Borbon gets sent down for Boggsy!

In the future, of course.

Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

by Keynes on May 17, 2010 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

20-18 since Grrenberg's bid was approved!

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on May 17, 2010 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

0-1 since Blalock got back to the bigs.

This is fun!

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on May 17, 2010 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

0-3...

Since Harden’s Smile.

If Rich Harden smiling can’t bring wins and rainbows, I’m thinking last place Texas Rangers.

by ghostofErikThompson on May 17, 2010 3:41 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

0-3 since Jamey started hating Harden.

I like that version better.

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on May 17, 2010 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

3,677 - 4,152

Since the Texas Rangers were the Texas Rangers.

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on May 17, 2010 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but if you add in the Senators record it gets a LOT worse.

The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano

by bking on May 17, 2010 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

No...

It appears this includes the Senators seasons.

by bhudson on May 17, 2010 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep..

From Baseball Reference…

Texas Rangers (2937-3120 W-L, 1972 – 2010) – 3 Playoff Appearances
Washington Senators (740-1032 W-L, 1961 – 1971)
Overall (3677-4152 W-L, 1961 – 2010) – 3 Playoff Appearances

by bhudson on May 17, 2010 4:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well That's what I get for trusting the OP

The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano

by bking on May 17, 2010 4:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Newberg is anti-dreaminess!?

I dropped my monocle in shock!!!

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by thedirkatron on May 17, 2010 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Did Harden spend any time

in the Rangers Minors? Well, there ya go.

"No, I'm not a pessimist. At some point the world shits on everybody. Pretending it ain't shit makes you an idiot, not an optimist."-https://twitter.com/shitmydadsays

by DJCahill on May 17, 2010 4:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on May 17, 2010 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Neither dis Greinke

Oh wait, Harden isn’t Greinke.

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912) also -

"Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance."
~Ambrose Bierce

by Ed Coffin on May 17, 2010 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

OT: Matt Purke

On TCU’s 40-11 team this season:

10-0
3.62 ERA
94K/22BB in 77IP
.228 BAA

Sigh.

Greatest Inventions Ever? 1. TiVO, 2. Boobs, 3. Baseball

by willamos2 on May 17, 2010 3:21 PM CDT reply actions  

we knew he was great

the problem was, so did he.

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on May 17, 2010 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

let's not go there

"Jurick Profar is tired of practice!! I wanna play I wanna play….waiting for march 12 to go to spring training! to kill some pichers:D:D I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!" - Jurickson Profar

by chrisR on May 17, 2010 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not the Rangers' FO fault

Nor his fault. We know who f’d that one up.

"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.

Then he grounded out weakly to second.

by WyoRanger on May 17, 2010 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is the answer Baseball Jesus?

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on May 17, 2010 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Actually...

Baseball Jesus would say it’s a good thing that Purke didn’t sign because now he doesn’t have to get his hopes up about him panning out or now he doesn’t have to let us down when he sucks.

by ghostofErikThompson on May 17, 2010 3:34 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

good call

is Purke a Boras boy? Just curious….

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on May 17, 2010 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wasn't his "advisor" a friend of Nolans?

I thought that was a big part of the connection.

by JShoe on May 17, 2010 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mark it down.

TCU is going to the CWS for the first time later this year.

Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.

by Brother_jd on May 17, 2010 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good stuff

Especially the dig at Rev’s Place.

Not mediocre. Right about average

by trza on May 17, 2010 3:31 PM CDT reply actions  

It's got to be only a matter of time.

His expected wOBA with the contact he’s made is .395. I believe that would beat everyone on that chart who doesn’t draw Andrew Bailey pictures.

by philkid3 on May 17, 2010 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

I can't decide whether to be giddy...

…or just shake my head in awe.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2010 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dude's BABIP is .186

that’s just unfair

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on May 17, 2010 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's hitting rockets...

all over the field that are finding gloves. I’m convinced he’s going to be really good.

by ghostofErikThompson on May 17, 2010 3:43 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

I'm normally skeptical of rookies

..but, yes, he looks damn good at the plate. Hope some start falling in soon and that he can keep his head straight until they do. That kid has a beautiful swing.

by Black Francis on May 17, 2010 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was about to ask, 'How did they find someone who's number are worse than Julio?'

Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

by Keynes on May 17, 2010 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

By taking a possibly talented hitter. . .

. . . and insisting he change his approach completely in the name of making contact.

by philkid3 on May 17, 2010 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep, crazy

The one regular guy worse than Borbon right now is probably Wood.

Ceterum censeo, Ron Washington esse delendam

by t ball on May 17, 2010 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Could you throw one up...

…that compares the Rangers to league average? I’m not sure if that’s readily accessible…

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2010 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

This lineup

is only going to get better from here on out. There are still some question mark spots to deal with, but you’re really down to just a couple of spots in the lineup on a given day that you could feel concerned about and one of those (catcher) looks to be getting better.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on May 17, 2010 5:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

I’m not worried at all about the offense going forward. Not that I don’t think there will be bad days, particularly against the Ricky Romeros of the world, and I don’t think it’s going to be one of the great Rangers offenses of all time, but I think it will be good.

by philkid3 on May 17, 2010 5:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I think there will be some pitchers out there that just make the Rangers look horrible, but for the most part, we can expect to stay in games even if the pitching gives up 5 or 6 runs.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on May 17, 2010 6:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

I mean, you've got 7/9 positions above average or close to.

And of those 7, the most flukey is Justin Smoak’s ridiculously bad luck. You can probably count pretty well on Andrus, Hamilton and Vlad to produce about this. Cruz has a long way to regress before he’s any less than awesome. Kinsler needs to develop some power to stave of a bad regression, but he’s got a good track record and should stay above average even if the power doesn’t return. And Smoak should soon launch himself well above average.

Yes, centerfield and catcher are black holes and don’t look like a good bet to improve dramatically any time soon, but that’s two spots in the order.

by philkid3 on May 17, 2010 5:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

How about league average per position in the lineup?

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

"If I had caught it, the force would have taken me through the fence." -- Rockies outfielder Ryan Spilborghs about a Nelson Cruz line drive.

by NorCalRangersFan on May 17, 2010 5:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

someone should remind Vlad

of Rule 3.09: Players of opposing teams shall not fraternize at any time while in uniform.

by SteveP on May 17, 2010 3:51 PM CDT reply actions  

I don't even like it

when a base runner and a first baseman will stand there and chat.

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on May 17, 2010 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like to think that they're just putting on smiles

while threatening the lives of the other’s family/friends/pets…

by kevinkinsler on May 17, 2010 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good idea.

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on May 17, 2010 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

whats wrong

with chatting it up on first base?

Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.

by Brother_jd on May 17, 2010 4:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

just don't like it, too friendly

go get a beer after the game and yuck it up.

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on May 17, 2010 5:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jered Weaver is gonna post 27:0 k/bb ratio against us. Ugh.

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by thedirkatron on May 17, 2010 3:51 PM CDT reply actions  

Kazmir

6-1 2.05 era career against TX

by SteveP on May 17, 2010 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's not the same guy right now, though.

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by thedirkatron on May 17, 2010 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

So was Cecil

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on May 17, 2010 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

you've got it all wrong!

It’s the “crafty, soft-tossing” lefties that we struggle against. Not the “power” arms.

"Jurick Profar is tired of practice!! I wanna play I wanna play….waiting for march 12 to go to spring training! to kill some pichers:D:D I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!" - Jurickson Profar

by chrisR on May 17, 2010 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

he wasn't last year either...

and he still killed the Rangers… both as a Ray and an Angel.

Of course, if you ask TAG… he just brought his good stuff those nights.

by JShoe on May 17, 2010 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

to the great Brian Tallet and David Huff!!!!!!!

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on May 17, 2010 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

So, bad news for Dr. Katron

The Supreme Court says if you’re ‘sexually dangerous’, we forget about that whole ‘cruel and unusual’ thing and can keep your ass in prison until we get bored of it.

Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

by Keynes on May 17, 2010 4:00 PM CDT reply actions  

In all seriousness this is some dangerous fucking ground we're treading here.

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by thedirkatron on May 17, 2010 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

You wanna make it so child molester's get life sentences? Fine.

But too sexually dangerous to release?

Fuck you, judges.

Who decides this?

I hate child molester’s and think they should be fed to hungry polar bears while having to listen to Brian Thomas talk, but I’m also kinda really glad to live in a place where we can’t do that kind of torture butt shit to people.

Dangerous. Fucking. Ground.

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by thedirkatron on May 17, 2010 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

What I wonder

Is how the case was framed to the Court. Was it framed as ‘Can Congress make this law?’, then can they really discuss the Eighth Amendment applications?

Won’t someone have to challenge based on C & U to get the real ruling?

Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

by Keynes on May 17, 2010 4:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

It appears it was framed on "Can Congress makes this law"

The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano

by bking on May 17, 2010 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

dont

child molesters get surprise butt secks in prison a bunch because other criminals dont like them?

Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.

by Brother_jd on May 17, 2010 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

They generally have to be kept in segregation to prevent it...

Rapists too. I saw a guy in county one time get messed up BAD……..

BTW – I was working in there, not a guest of the state.

The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano

by bking on May 17, 2010 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think everyone in prison gets surprise butt secks in prison cause other criminals don't like them.

But, as to your point, I don’t know.

The detectives on TV cop/law dramas are always saying things like this when they’re trying to break a suspect, but they also say things like, “No, you’re out of order!” to the judge and then throw a book across the court room, cause that’s how it gets done, bitches.

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by thedirkatron on May 17, 2010 5:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

never

in all my years of watching court and cop dramas, have I seen a judge physically throw the book at someone. Seems like that should happen at some point.

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on May 17, 2010 5:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

I say it be Judge Judy to do it.

Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.

by Brother_jd on May 17, 2010 6:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

x

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on May 17, 2010 6:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

No kidding...

How is “too sexually dangerous to release” any more of a reason than “too angry to not assault again” or “too broke not to rob again”, etc??

The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano

by bking on May 17, 2010 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

To stupid to breed

that’s something we should enforce.

by bdavison94 on May 17, 2010 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

YES! But, hmmm.... What standards could we use for this...?

Link.

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by thedirkatron on May 17, 2010 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

damn you

that was really well played. I did not see that coming at all, and I should have. I bow before your greatness Dr. Katron.

by bdavison94 on May 17, 2010 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Get a shovel boys, this ones ready fer burying.

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on May 17, 2010 4:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

To top it off

I used “to” instead of “too”.

by bdavison94 on May 17, 2010 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, this go in a lot of directions, and none of them really seem to be positive

I can see a lot of cases spinning out of what ‘sexually dangerous’ means.

Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

by Keynes on May 17, 2010 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thank God those two silly constructionists voted against it or it would have been 9-0..

It scares me when people make laws just because “someone has to DO something” while ignoring the law of unintended consequences.

The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano

by bking on May 17, 2010 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

I need to read the opinions, but

How weird is it that they stand on the Eighth for the youth offender case, then poop on it in this case?

Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

by Keynes on May 17, 2010 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Odd as hell...

It drives me batty that the Feds are even involved in what are supposed to be state matters like these offenses.

The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano

by bking on May 17, 2010 4:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Heh, and the next big fight is going to be over that Arizona thing

and whether a state can take up what’s supposed to be federal matters.

Didn’t we fight a war over this shit 140 years ago?

Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

by Keynes on May 17, 2010 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't see how the Arizona thing interferes exactly..

They already have the power to detain and turn over to DHS (I guess) any illegals that they arrest in the normal course of said arrest.

The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano

by bking on May 17, 2010 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

errr. sorry... "undocumented aliens"

The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano

by bking on May 17, 2010 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, it short circuits DHS entirely

and gives the state right to incarcerate/fine anyone who doesn’t have proof of citizenship.

That’s where the challenge will come from, I’m guessing. I read an article that said the First Amendment would be used to, but it didn’t say and I can’t immediately see how.

Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

by Keynes on May 17, 2010 4:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Go Broncos?

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by thedirkatron on May 17, 2010 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Man...

good thing Rich Harden isn’t in prison.

He defines sexually dangerous.

by ghostofErikThompson on May 17, 2010 6:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

hmmm

i think this is a little overstated

the hated LA Angels

i’m not sure this is much a rivalry if that was your intention. it’s pretty one-sided (recently), and I’m not sure anyone locally really cares – relative to “the hated redskins” or “the hated eagles.” maybe i’m digging deeper here than the comment warrants, but disliking a team simply because they are better wouldn’t qualify as “hate” in a rivalry context. at a minimum, would think that both teams needed to have intermittent success for there to be a hatred.

defeatist pussy lives here

by sam in so cal on May 17, 2010 4:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Shut up

I hate the fucking angels. I know some on here hate Oakland or Seattle more, but not me.

by bdavison94 on May 17, 2010 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

I can deal with Oakland. Seattle too if they didn’t have sideways hate wannabe thug Felix.

But fuck the Angels. I hate them and I hate Scioscia.

by kchorton on May 17, 2010 4:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

The good Rev Halofan

Has created a whole new level of AL West animosity. He’s made sure the Angels stand all alone as the most disliked bunch in the division – not the players’ fault, all you have to do is follow that blog a couple of days.

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912) also -

"Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance."
~Ambrose Bierce

by Ed Coffin on May 17, 2010 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yeah...

I really do hate the Angels. 2nd to the Yankees..

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2010 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

This.

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on May 17, 2010 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

x

Greatest Inventions Ever? 1. TiVO, 2. Boobs, 3. Baseball

by willamos2 on May 17, 2010 4:26 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

I easily hate the Angels more than any other team in baseball

just cause you have a pet rally monkey at home, mr so cal, doesn’t mean that real Rangers fans love the Angels and their thunder stix also

Go Rice Owls!

by JBImaknee on May 17, 2010 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Haha

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on May 17, 2010 4:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

weather

looks like a monkey F’ing a football right now

by I am Neftali Feliz on May 17, 2010 4:15 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm actually hoping

for a short rain delay right off the top. I’ve got be here in the office until 5. The way it looks I’m not going to beat it home, and once I get home I still have to change (who wears a skirt to a ballgame?). If it rains like it looks like it will, it’s gonna be a long drive home.

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on May 17, 2010 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

didn't you get the memo?

it’s skirt night at the ballpark. also, it’s topless ladies night as well.

by kchorton on May 17, 2010 4:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's always hoor night

At least, it is in the upper deck. I can’t imagine how some of these girls go through life dressed like that :P

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on May 17, 2010 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Last year..

I saw the skankiest Oakland chick with her T&A hanging out and I was jaw-dropped on how they let her in the stadium.

by kchorton on May 17, 2010 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Last homestand

As we were driving in I saw a girl wearing a dress that was, no lie, shorter than the T-shirt I had on (to be fair, I wear my t-shirts about five sizes too large).

Anyway, she definitely should NOT have been wearing that. I couldn’t unsee it.

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on May 17, 2010 4:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was shocked too

Not in a necessarily bad way, mind you, but shocked nonetheless.

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on May 17, 2010 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well played

I laughed.

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on May 17, 2010 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Still raining in Arlington

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on May 17, 2010 4:49 PM CDT reply actions  

Still getting the same email over and over

Been on the phone with hosting company for 1.5 hours…grrrr.

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on May 17, 2010 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

That is just wrong

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on May 17, 2010 5:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Still on

And have actually gotten the email three more times while on the phone…but they can’t figure it out. HELLO! Check the fucking mail server logs…Jeezus!

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on May 17, 2010 5:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Tech guy probably isn't there today.

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on May 17, 2010 5:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

best seats i ever got

was when the Phillies were in town. There was lightening and rain then a stopppage. They made everyone move down to the lower bowl and I ended up 2nd row behind home plate.

Watching Jimmy Rollins get thrown out at home trying to leg out an inside the park homerun from 10 feet away… still makes me ’cited.

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on May 17, 2010 5:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Coming down hard right now.

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on May 17, 2010 5:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

TWSS

Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.

by Brother_jd on May 17, 2010 5:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

No.

The 40 trumps all!
Mention my name at checkout to get 20% off at www.InflatableSexClowns.com!!!

by thedirkatron on May 17, 2010 5:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Trying to hard

Let the game come to you.

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on May 17, 2010 5:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

according to above link - rain passed already??

confirm?

it’s 18:09 and nearly an hour until first pitch. on time or 30-60 minutes late?

you guys are probably as qualified to be weather analysts as you are baseball opinionists, but i’ll ask anyway.

defeatist pussy lives here

by sam in so cal on May 17, 2010 6:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Check the Josh thread

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on May 17, 2010 6:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm really glad that Vlad...

isn’t going to be in the field. He’d obliterate all of his remaining ligaments trying to run around a wet outfield.

by ghostofErikThompson on May 17, 2010 6:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Some ridiculous small sample size stuff here, but because it's easy:

Excel is defeating my attempts to create a good average line, but it’s 4.17 at this point for reference.

by philkid3 on May 17, 2010 5:44 PM CDT reply actions  

No bad luck there, dude.

Ouch.

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on May 17, 2010 5:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like the Holland vs. Kazmir comp.

I’m going to ignore the sample size and continue assuming Holland is twice the pitcher Kazmir is.

by philkid3 on May 17, 2010 6:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Emily whats her name thinks so

Ceterum censeo, Ron Washington esse delendam

by t ball on May 18, 2010 5:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yessir!

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on May 17, 2010 6:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

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