Friday a.m. Rangers stuff
The Rangers beat up on Ryan Rowland-Smith last night. And of course, Ryan Rowland-Smith is 27.
Anthony Andro's game story talks about the offense's big night in support of Tommy Hunter, who seemed to be less than sharp yesterday, in the aftermath of Saturday's complete game in the 102 degree heat.
Chris Cox's game story says that the bottom of the lineup coming to life has been key to the recent offensive surge.
Evan Grant's post-game notes (including a mention of Ron Washington's "gut") are here. At the ESPN Dallas post-game reactions post, Tommy Hunter says he's excited about playing under N.L. rules the next several days.
William Wilkerson's notes in the S-T include items on David Murphy and on the Vladimir Guerrero plan in N.L. parks.
Nelson Cruz had a setback yesterday on his hamstring, and he's now looking at a rehab assignment early next week, meaning he likely will not be back on Tuesday, as originally hoped.
Jean-Jacques Taylor says that the Rangers will lose out to the Angels in September, because the Angels know how to win.
Randy Galloway has a column about the Rangers going cheap in this year's draft. He also hammers them for taking player's that Baseball America didn't rank high, when the organization has (according to Galloway) been trumpeting BA as the Bible of prospecting when BA had the Rangers' minor league system ranked in the top two the past couple of years. His big issue appears to be with Jake Skole, because Skole went at #15 despite not being on anyone's top 100/200 lists.
Incidentally, Galloway, a while back, implied the Rangers had gone backwards this year under Clint Hurdle, since the 2010 team had scored fewer runs than the 2009 team had scored in the same number of games. As of today, the 2010 Rangers have scored 308 runs through 60 games, and are on pace to score 832 runs this year. The 2009 Rangers scored 306 runs through 60 games, and scored 784 runs on the season.
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Beisbol!
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
Americana!
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
Newberg mentioned this...
Smoak: .222/.339/.389
Teixeira:.226/.341/.391
Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year
I wonder who's been more cost effective?
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Jun 11, 2010 10:35 AM CDT up reply actions
Not the "future HOFer"
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
If Smoak proves he can hit lefties
the sky is the limit with that kid.
We will look back at this year and talk about how many future all stars and hall of famers debuted this year.
What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.
I love how knee jerk we are around here.
A week or two ago Tricer and the Kneejerkerati were talking about he was “done” and had been exposed and how he needed to be dealt.
Now we’re all on our knees fighting over who gets to tickle his ball sack and bask in the glory of his mammoth penis of plate discipline.
The 40 trumps all!
Don’t throw a party for vengeance. It will turn on you. Like your wife, after your kid has fallen into a quarry.
by thedirkatron on Jun 11, 2010 10:47 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
lol
I said that he had been a black hole in the lineup. And he had. I also said that Prince Fielder is much better.
Don’t believe I said any of that other stuff.
Hey Tom - It's over now, so do you know how - to pick up the pieces and go home?
you forgot the /kneejerk portion
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
Huge Overweight Fatty?
one and one and one is three
by t ball on Jun 11, 2010 11:10 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
He's completely lost against offspeed pitches just as he was last year in AAA was your main point, iirc.
And that it was painfully obvious to everyone but me that he’d begun to press and his plate discipline had completely gone to shit and that we needed to get him the fuck out of the lineup.
The 40 trumps all!
Don’t throw a party for vengeance. It will turn on you. Like your wife, after your kid has fallen into a quarry.
by thedirkatron on Jun 11, 2010 11:11 AM CDT up reply actions
I must have missed that
all I remember hearing about is his horrible luck, his line drive rate and his BABIP. The only legit knock I’ve heard is that he struggles vs lefties, and so far that has been the case.
What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.
Well, we did talk about
how at one point, it had gone beyond luck and he looked like he was pressing. Most of us still counseled patience to give him a chance to adjust. He did.
one and one and one is three
There were a few "special" people calling for Davis to be back up and Smoak back down.
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
Yeah
I still can’t believe it.
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 11, 2010 11:07 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm trying to remember where I saw it,
but Davis appears to have moved on from the Rangers.
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
He be struggling
3B Chris Davis, OKC – Davis jumped into Triple-A after his demotion and went eight for his first 22, only to slump to a mediocre May, batting .280/.330/.439, 7:30 BB:SO for the month. This is his third season to spend some time in OKC, and that stretch was his first so-so period. He’s made the adjustments and caught fire this month. He is 16-33 (.485/.571/.758), but just as promising is his 8:5 ratio, as he has controlled the strike zone as well as any stretch in his career. I would think that his ability to sustain that trend would be the best possible sign that legitimate progress is being made.
not anymore?
He’s been awesome recently. The guy is gonna make it, Im really thinking he’ll take MY spot at 3B or split duties between 1B/3B/DH with MY and Smoak
Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'
in AAA....but yes he has been better lately.
I am nervous to say his D at 3b would be worse than MY because I am sure he has more range than that but his arm is the only thing that concerns me at 3b but I could be wrong.
I think not long after he was sent down
he talked how smoak was the 1B of the future. The only slots for Davis appear to be move Smoak to DH and Davis to 1B, move Davis to 3B, move Davis to C (the Zebracakes option).
I think defensively he is only good at 1B, and only shows up at a 3B or C option because of our existing problems there.
Personally, I don’t think Davis will ever replicate his insane BABIP he had when he was successful in the minors, so it’s all fairly moot.
"Look, we're basically on earth to shit and fuck. So unless your job's to help people shit or fuck, it's not that important, so relax."-https://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
Right before he got hot, we were a bit concerned that his bad luck was beginning to effect his awesome approach...
Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year
Skole wasn't on the list because he was hurt most of the year you dumbfuck Galloway
"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.
Well
Galloway isn’t a hard core baseball nerd like us, and only hard core baseball nerds are going to know that.
by Adam J. Morris on Jun 11, 2010 8:59 AM CDT up reply actions
Would they?
Even Josh talked about that the other night when they were in attendance. I mean, really everyone knows that. Well, all non deaf people, that is.
I suspect Josh knows...
…because the Rangers people made a point of telling him to make that clear.
by Adam J. Morris on Jun 11, 2010 9:18 AM CDT up reply actions
So does that give Galloway a pass?
Because Josh was told to say it, it means nobody knows? You give Galloway too much credit.
And I know it because Newberg/Josh/Scott/somebody told me
So if Galloway would get his head out of a his gut and watch the games he’d know that too.
See what I did there? I said “get his head out of his gut” because he wants you to get your “head out of a book”. Oh man, only 2 more months until school starts back and I have to crawl back into my hole.
------------
:) - Obligatory smiley showing I don't mean whatever mean
spiritedness is likely contained in the preceding post
OK - so Galloway doesn't watch the games
Nice.
"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.
Then he grounded out weakly to second.
what do you have against deaf people?
by blueballlefty on Jun 11, 2010 10:26 AM CDT up reply actions
Nothing
I just feel bad that they can’t hear the sweet, dulcet tones of Josh and TAG.
by FuturePants on Jun 11, 2010 10:29 AM CDT up reply actions
I thought no one obsessed about the Rangers though, so really no one should know it
"I’m gonna go on record here and say a great many things excuse throwing a chair at someone." – D.A. Tron
Skole wasn't on the preseason lists either
Hey Tom - It's over now, so do you know how - to pick up the pieces and go home?
yeah, this isn't a Cecchini thing
where a player was on everyone’s radar and then got hurt. There is a real risk here that Skole is a classic helium pick where a guy bursts onto the scouting radar very late in the game and teams don’t have time to fully analyze his skills (punch holes in his game).
I mean, practically all I read about him was that he went 2-3 with a hard hit double off of Cowart. Even Galloway has a right to question our draft strategy. At a time when I thought we’d be wise to zip (take a few proven college bats, with which we’ve had quite a bit of success) we decided to zag (take a lot of prep bats, with which we haven’t hit since Blalock).
What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.
the biggest positives that can be reported about Skole
He had that pretty good game against Cowart, and the Braves reportedly had some interest. Those two anecdotes don’t seem to be enough to justify such a premium pick, and I think Galloway or anyone else is completely justified to question picking him that high, especially with Josh Sale still on the board, apparently willing to sign for slot.
Hey Tom - It's over now, so do you know how - to pick up the pieces and go home?
I don't think anyone is saying you can't question picking him that high
However, I think the issue is a little deeper than, “He’s not in the top 200 on the BA list, so he was a crappy pick.”
by Adam J. Morris on Jun 11, 2010 10:05 AM CDT up reply actions
Exactly
"I’m gonna go on record here and say a great many things excuse throwing a chair at someone." – D.A. Tron
sure, but the issue is also a little deeper than
‘He was hurt his senior season, that’s why he wasn’t ranked.’
Hey Tom - It's over now, so do you know how - to pick up the pieces and go home?
You aren't asking me, but I'll answer.
If Josh Sale signs for slot, then yes, the Skole pick was bad imo.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
why does signing for slot
indicate that it’s a bad pick?
by elvis1isking on Jun 11, 2010 10:26 AM CDT up reply actions
One of the supposed reasons for signing Skole was that he would sign for slot.
If Sale does as well, and he is almost universally considered the better player, then the justification for Skole is irrelevant.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
Do you think it is fair to assume...
…that the Rangers think Skole is a better prospect than Sale?
by Adam J. Morris on Jun 11, 2010 10:28 AM CDT up reply actions
I don't think we have enough information to know, there are too many moving pieces.
If the Rangers had any question at all about their ability to sign Sale for slot, they may not have even considered him as a pick. Maybe they thought the #15 pick would spur him to ask for more money with increased leverage, I have no idea.
I’m not too upset about Skole, I like what I’ve read about him.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
No
I think the Rangers were absolutely handcuffed by budget. Pure $ decisions this year. Do you think they took the best players on the board the first couple of rounds?
by FuturePants on Jun 11, 2010 10:48 AM CDT up reply actions
Olt says hi.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
Well, at 15
They had to take someone signable, because they weren’t going to get a compensatory pick if they didn’t sign that player.
by Adam J. Morris on Jun 11, 2010 10:55 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah that makes sense.
Fucking AJM and his reasonable reason.
by FuturePants on Jun 11, 2010 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions
Number 1 thing is law is REASONABLE
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
Signable
I haven’t seen Josh Sale’s number yet.
And of course, Skole may’ve been higher on the Rangers board.
But if he makes around the same figure as Skole, I think we can conclude the Rangers needed both signability and 2-sport status out of 15 (or maybe one of 15 and 22).
I’m still having trouble justifying Skole over Sale at 15.
Go Strangers.
by hightowersmith on Jun 11, 2010 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions
do you think the Rangers think Skole is a better prospect than Sale?
Hey Tom - It's over now, so do you know how - to pick up the pieces and go home?
AJM actually give you an opinion about something?
HA!
The 40 trumps all!
Don’t throw a party for vengeance. It will turn on you. Like your wife, after your kid has fallen into a quarry.
by thedirkatron on Jun 11, 2010 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions
I don't know
I certainly think it is possible they had him rated above Sale.
by Adam J. Morris on Jun 11, 2010 10:55 AM CDT up reply actions
I keep hearing money...
but the team has until mid August to sign picks. Or is Nolan wrong about the sale being completed by early July?
The team would be foolish to count on that
at this point. Anything could happen in court and they are wise to follow a conservative plan. If money becomes available, keep in mind:
- the team has some arb-eligibles who stand to get considerable raises for 2011
- they can use that money for trade deadline acquisitions and ballpark upgrades
- they can relax on whatever budget constraints they have on the July 2 international free agent market.
one and one and one is three
yup exactly
the way this thing is going, you cant count on that
Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'
Sale is certainly a safer draft choice than Skole
but I don’t know that you can say with certainty that the Rangers don’t really believe that Skole might end up the better player.
one and one and one is three
they obviously do
because Sale will reportedly sign for at or around slot.
What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.
Not spread out over 3 years though, right?
The advantage of being able to defer money out is multiplied by like 7 billion for a team with its financials chained to a rape stand like ours are.
The 40 trumps all!
Don’t throw a party for vengeance. It will turn on you. Like your wife, after your kid has fallen into a quarry.
by thedirkatron on Jun 11, 2010 11:13 AM CDT up reply actions
HEY WAIT A MINUTE
You said rape! Don’t you know what this means???
by brettgardner on Jun 11, 2010 11:16 AM CDT up reply actions
there's also this from Jamey's day 1 draft report
First-year scout Ryan Coe, who joined the Rangers in October after coaching at Kennesaw State University since 1998 (he had former Ranger Jason Jones in 1998-99), got to know Skole and his family when Skole was 12 years old. There were scouts around the league in on Skole when the 2010 season began, but none probably had a book on the kid like Coe, who also coached Skole in summer camps.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Coe coached at Kennesaw State, where Sabernomics blogger/author and huge Braves fan J.C. Bradbury is an Economics professor
Does that mean Skole is good? No, but it needed to be said.
"I’m gonna go on record here and say a great many things excuse throwing a chair at someone." – D.A. Tron
Well with all this talk about how he might just be a flash in the pan kind of guy
I think we can give the Rangers the benefit of the doubt here that they had more info on this guy than the other teams and felt more confident that he was a legitimate talent.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
aha, well, then, I hope this Coe dude makes it big as a scout
cuz if he does, its probably gonna be partially due to his relationship with this dude.
Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'
Yes, I think they could have done much better with that pick
I would have like to see them get Sale, and I would have preferred one of several college players to Skole.
What do you think?
Hey Tom - It's over now, so do you know how - to pick up the pieces and go home?
I just wish they would have hedged their bets a little bit
I am not a scout, and I didn’t see their draft board, but I like a balanced draft and I prefer prep arms and college bats.
I like their draft, but I would have liked it better if their top five had been Vitek, Brentz, Jackson, Gyorko and Buckel. But the Rangers clearly liked the prep class this year, and that’s fine. Still, it will be very easy to simply watch how Skole develops compared to Sale, and Deglan develops compared to O’Conner, and to judge our scouting department. We could have hardly asked for better apples to apples comps.
What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.
This isn't the same situation at all
but it reminds me of the Roddy Boubois pick by the Mavs; we had no clue about the guy; the more I read about him, the more intrigued I was; but he could have still been a “1 year practice squad and see ya later” type of guy.
I think Skole could be that guy that’s flying under the radar and then in a few years is certainly on that top 100 prospect list, and can surprise people.
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Jun 11, 2010 10:46 AM CDT up reply actions
Yah, and one other thing to consider is that there's no trading in the baseball draft.
If you think a kid is the best player on the board, it doesn’t matter that you could most likely get him 20 picks later… you have to pick him where you pick.
The issue was clouded a bit by our financials and the unprotected pick, but not being able to trade down to get better value on a guy makes for a lot of the so called “overdrafting” in baseball.
The 40 trumps all!
Don’t throw a party for vengeance. It will turn on you. Like your wife, after your kid has fallen into a quarry.
by thedirkatron on Jun 11, 2010 10:50 AM CDT up reply actions
hmm, very true
especially with how much projecting has to guy into drafting 18 yr old in a sport like baseball that requires so much skill development
Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'
x
Vlad’s NL plan
Rangers designated hitter Vladimir Guerrero will alternate starts and off days through the first two series of the Rangers’ nine-day, three-series National League road trip that starts today in Milwaukee.
He will get the start today and Sunday against the Brewers, and will play on Tuesday and Thursday against Florida. Ron Washington wasn’t sure how he’d handle Guerrero when Texas starts a three-game series in Houston on June 18.
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
With Cruz comeback being slowed......
Vlad needs to play as much as possible, but I understand that we are screwed if he gets hurt for an extended period.
by death of the cool on Jun 11, 2010 9:10 AM CDT up reply actions
So Wash wants to start
Murphy on Sat vs a LHP and sit Vlad? He should start him on Fri and Sat and sit him for the day game on Sunday. They then have an off day on Monday.
Thank you Houston for drafting Jason Castro.
That is way too complex for the Gut.
Simple sentences are the best with the Gut, ones that don’t require abstract thought about pitching match-ups.
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
I disagree with much of what Ron does but this does have some sense in it
Not playing Vlad in the field back to back games while trying to get him in as many games as possible is not one of the stupider things he’s done.
Sunday we are facing Gallardo
Im fine with Vlad sitting Saturday and playing Sunday against Gallardo.
After all the carping about the lineup we threw out there against Lee you would think you would want him to play against Gallardo
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
I just don't know
how you take a team seriously when they field an entirely left handed hitting outfield against a lefty.
with cruz out for another week, you really have to push Vlad now. When Cruz comes back strong you can sit him…… but all that means is that he should play saturday and sit sunday.
or, try a cludge lineup on Saturday with:
Elvis SS
Young LF
Kins 2b
Hamilton CF
Ramirez C
Murphy RF
Arias 1B
Blanco 3B
Pitcher
Oh my god! What can it be? We're all doomed! Who's flying this thing?
-Wash
Ah, the wonders of having David Murphy for a 4th OF.
:(
"I think it's funny because everybody wants Ozzie Smith range," Young said. "I want people to show me a guy that has turbo range like that."
or lefty hitting Borbon
as the CF.
Works both ways.
by elvis1isking on Jun 11, 2010 11:18 AM CDT up reply actions
Gentry will most likely play Saturday
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
at least we're playing crappy teams!
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
Yeah,
I figured we would beat last year’s pace sometime this month. The Rangers just Shit the Bed Fantastic last June.
"Look, we're basically on earth to shit and fuck. So unless your job's to help people shit or fuck, it's not that important, so relax."-https://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
Jean-Jacques Taylor
I like how you do him straight…the humor just comes out.
I hear The Onion’s staff does this with actual newspaper headlines to generate their material.
Go Strangers.
Seriously though
I hope the Rangers can bury the Angels soon. I hate seeing them stick around. The difference between Scioscia and Washington is probably over half a dozen games.
My nightmare scenario is the Angels hang around into late September.
"Look, we're basically on earth to shit and fuck. So unless your job's to help people shit or fuck, it's not that important, so relax."-https://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
yep....I agree
Scoccia is 10X the manager Ron washington is….
It would also help if the West other teams (Seattle and Oak) would not just roll over and show their belly to the Angels….at least Sea is doing that for us as well.
by death of the cool on Jun 11, 2010 9:14 AM CDT up reply actions
FUDGE THAT
Seattle did NOT lay down and die for us…they beat us in a game!
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Jun 11, 2010 10:54 AM CDT up reply actions
well....
what are we..8-2 against them?
That is laying down.
by death of the cool on Jun 11, 2010 11:57 AM CDT up reply actions
they were highly disinterested after the first inning of last game
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
JJT
What the hell does “knowing how to win” even mean?
It’s one of those things you hear about teams like Boston and the Yankees, as if there’s some magical knowledge bestowed by the Baseball Fairy on teams that make the playoffs.
So if the Angels go into the tank and finish around .500, did they “forget” how to win?
Christ, lazy sportswriting makes me angry.
"I'll always keep in my heart the good times I've had here, the strong and loyal support of the fans in the tough times and the love from Liverpool. I have no words to thank you enough for all these years and I am very proud to say that I was your manager.
"Thank you so much once more and always remember: You'll never walk alone."
-- Rafa Benitez
Maybe it means
having a manager that consistently out wins his pythags.
"Look, we're basically on earth to shit and fuck. So unless your job's to help people shit or fuck, it's not that important, so relax."-https://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
that and not having the Barney Fife of baseball as yours.
Wash for this scene your role is to act like a manager who know's what the F he is doing. I know it's a creative stretch 'cus.....he do what he do.
Its not losing your composure late in the season
When the season winds down and every game means so much a tough loss may hurt a young team like the rangers more than a veteran team like the Angels.
Its one of those intangibles that stats can’t measure
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
Well
If it means keeping your composure, then why not just say “the Angels will win because they’re used to the pressure of a pennant race.”
I’m not a big intangibles guy, but I do think playoff experience helps, and if JJT had just said that, instead of resorting to the lazy “they know how to win” trope, his argument would have been stronger and made far more sense.
"I'll always keep in my heart the good times I've had here, the strong and loyal support of the fans in the tough times and the love from Liverpool. I have no words to thank you enough for all these years and I am very proud to say that I was your manager.
"Thank you so much once more and always remember: You'll never walk alone."
-- Rafa Benitez
To me
“Know how to win” and “Used to the pressure of a pennant race” are pretty much the same thing.
You have to win to be in a pennant race to begin with so I don’t have much problem with his wording
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
I'll hitch my wagon
to the more talented team any time.
“Knowing how to win” is one of the most overused and overrated phrases and qualities in sports.
by elvis1isking on Jun 11, 2010 11:21 AM CDT up reply actions
It sucks that Tampa will never win anything
Since they’re not a team that ‘knows how to win’.
At least, that’s what I imagine these jokers were saying in 2008.
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 11, 2010 10:38 AM CDT up reply actions
Seriously, all "knows how to win" means in "has won before."
Because at some point that team had to win for the first time to “learn” how to win.
It’s just a way to try to make “I think the Angels will win again because that’s what always happen” sound more like an actual insight.
Oh yes, constantly.
Every week someone was talking about how Tampa was a good story, but they’d inevitably fold because they don’t have the experience.
When PECOTA (back in Nate Silver days) picked them to win 90 games, a bunch of people complained that PECOTA didn’t consider a team’s past success. "You can’t just turn around like that when you don’t know how to win, it’s impossible).
It was all so frustrating.
It doesn't mean
a fucking thing. JJT was told to write something about the Rangers. So last night while he was taking a shit it hit him. It hit him like a garbage truck flying down a back alley with a barely educated alcholic at the wheel. He looked up from staring at the grout joints of the tile on his bathroom floor and said:
“That’s it!”
“The Rangers will lose because….wait for it….the Angels “Know how to win”.
“God dammit JJT, you’re a fucking genius.”
"There's really no way of knowing... Sometimes when I see their big eyes looking up from my lap I think, that's definitely a homeless guy in a fur coat." Betty White on SNL
by Pocket Ninja on Jun 11, 2010 12:46 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
I think Mike Olt would give JJT the benefit of the doubt, wouldn't he?
Nice guy and all.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Now you're just being silly.
Mike Olt’s compassion reaches horizons that others can only see, however JJT’s blatant stupidity cannot be protected.
Mike Olt wants JJT to be dirkatron’d.
by Whiskey in my Whiskey on Jun 11, 2010 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions
you got that right.
We need a huge lead. Don’t let it come down to a Scoscia vs. Wash chess game or we are screwed. They love their manager at HH as much as we can’t stand ours. Don’t you dare ever mention firing Scoscia over there, you will get bombarded with hate.
Wash for this scene your role is to act like a manager who know's what the F he is doing. I know it's a creative stretch 'cus.....he do what he do.
I still think we have a talent gap over them
that would win out…Wash would have to be epically bad if it was close down the stretch
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Jun 11, 2010 10:54 AM CDT up reply actions
he has his moments, he do what he do.
Wash for this scene your role is to act like a manager who know's what the F he is doing. I know it's a creative stretch 'cus.....he do what he do.
I don't really think managers are worth that many games
But I do agree that that’s when the quality of your manager really comes into play, is during the small sample sizes of stretch runs and to a larger extent, playoff series.
The thing that worries me though is the way we’ve burned through our pitching staff so far this year and the steep incline the difficulty of our schedule is going to take at the end of the season. If anything loses us the division it’s probably going to be those two factors right there.
"I think it's funny because everybody wants Ozzie Smith range," Young said. "I want people to show me a guy that has turbo range like that."
I agree to a point, but this is exaggerated just a bit
Any manager is going to look pretty bad when his rotation forces him to go to his bullpen to often over a stretch of games. And the team played an unusual number of very close games until this week. That brings out the worst in Washington, exacerbating the differences between him and someone like Scioscia.
There were stretches early in the year when Scioscia didn’t look so smart, either. Angels fans were complaining about his use of the team’s two main catchers at least as much as we have here, and the bullpen was melting down terribly.
The difference between Scioscia and Wash may very well be 3-4 games in terms of tactics. And since I believe Scioscia is also a good players’ manager, Wash doesn’t gain any ground on him there either.
one and one and one is three
I wouldnt be surprised
if scioscia was 3-4 above average and Wash was 2-3 below.
"Look, we're basically on earth to shit and fuck. So unless your job's to help people shit or fuck, it's not that important, so relax."-https://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
I think myself
Scioscia is one of the two or three above-average managers in baseball right now. The difference between him and just about any other manager besides maybe Gardenhire and Francona is probably quite wide.
"I think it's funny because everybody wants Ozzie Smith range," Young said. "I want people to show me a guy that has turbo range like that."
R.J. Anderson is starting to sell me on Maddon.
I’m not sure if he’s getting better or if I was unduly harsh on him before.
I've come to the conclusion that Maddon is actually pretty good.
I’m biased against him cause of the terrible mistakes he made during their playoff run (his usage of David Price + letting Gabe Gross happen), but overall I think he’s actually pretty solid.
The two things I look for in a manager are:
1) Does he keep the smallball/“Play the game the right way” shenanigans to a minimum?
2) Does he use the bullpen in a way that makes at least a little bit of sense?
3) Does he handle the clubhouse well?
1 + 2: He’s okay at these from what I can tell… You’re never gonna find a manager who manages the team the way us stat geeks say he should, but he does seem to be reasonably intellegent with most of his moves, and he doesn’t seem to try to impact the games with dumb hit and runs and whatnot.
3: Here’s where Maddon shines, and this is by far the most important one, imo. If you can find a guy who can not kill you in 1+2 and can be a bucket full of fucking WIN at #3, then you’ve got a helluva manager, imo. And if Maddon’s as universally loved by his players as I’ve heard he is, then… Yah, I’d say he’s pretty good.
I’d’ve still fired him for that Gabe Gross shit, though.
Fucking Gabe Gross.
Fuck that guy.
The 40 trumps all!
Draft. Rapes. Poison. Die.
by thedirkatron on Jun 11, 2010 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Maddon has recently been starting same handed batters
against lefties with good changeups. An interesting idea to combat a pitch designed to neutralize opposite handed batters. I applaud such thinking, whether or not it works.
one and one and one is three
I think you are giving Maddon too much credit here...
I think someone in their FO might have had the idea and Maddon was intelligent enough to try it.
"No nuts, no glory"
Either way it's a good idea
I don’t see why Maddon shouldn’t get at least some credit for it, or why I should assume it wasn’t his idea.
one and one and one is three
No, because even though it might not have been his own personal sex-baby, being amenable to new ideas is a pretty huge plus itself, though.
Suggest something that comes within a country mile of running counter to conventional baseball wisdom to Dust Baker and he’d call you a dirty son of a base-clogger and start kicking dirt on your shoes.
“I’d never hit-and-run with you,” he’d snarl as he walked away.
The 40 trumps all!
Draft. Rapes. Poison. Die.
by thedirkatron on Jun 11, 2010 5:26 PM CDT up reply actions
But if close games bring out the worst in Washington
then why does Washington try to make every game, regardless of who is winning, a close game? Every bunt, stolen base, etc. is an attempt to make it more likely your team wins a 1 run game as opposed to winning or losing by 3-4 runs.
Go Rice Owls!
the hatred for bunts and stolen bases is understood
but you can’t just say a blanket statement like that. More appropriately, we should utilize those tools but at more timely situations.
Bunting and baserunning should be some of our biggest strengths, with the speed of Andrus, Borbon, Kinsler, Cruz, Josh, etc.
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Jun 11, 2010 10:57 AM CDT up reply actions
OT: USC - When 30 = 10
So, everyone can do the math when it comes to a starting pitcher suspension. They report a 6 game suspension, but the pitcher was going to rest 4 days anyway. A 6 game suspension just pushes his start back 2 days. As a bonus, he’s well rested.
USC has been given a 10 scholarship penalty for 3 years. Everyone is reporting it as 30 scholarships. OK, 10×3... i get it.
But, it’s not that bad. Look at the affect on the recruiting class:
They have 85 scholarships, but are limited to 75 the next 3 years.
2011 – Start with 85 – 20 graduate. They can only add 10. They are at 75.
2012 – Start with 75 – 20 grads – They can add 20 (just like any other year).
2013 – 75 minus 20 plus 20.
2014 – 75 minus 20 plus 30 to get back to 85.
Normally, they’ve got 20 open scholarships each year. Instead, they go:
2011 – 10
2012 – 20
2013 – 20
2014 – 30
They aren’t losing 30 scholarships. They’re recruiting class for next year will be 10 less. That’s it. Calling it 30 is just misleading.
You sure about that??
I read it as 10 scholarship offers per year, not 10 that carry over for 3 years.
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
That's also what I thought
Lone Star Ball - 2010 -- It's time
I'm a believer
by Mark from OC on Jun 11, 2010 9:14 AM CDT up reply actions
That's how everyone is reading it
It’s how it’s being reported.
But what it really is…
They are taking 10 scholarships away each year. So instead of limits of 85, 85, 85, the limit is 75, 75, 75. After the first year, they get down to 75. For the next 2 years, they can recruit like normal.
It’s a total limit. They don’t give out 85 new scholarships each year. They give out 1/4 to 1/5th of that as the seniors use up their last year of eligibility.
by Oracle Galvez on Jun 11, 2010 9:49 AM CDT up reply actions
they can't
give 30 in a year. 25 is max. when a team gives over 25, some won’t have the grades to be admitted, some will grey shirt, meaning no scholarship is given – they can enroll in school but must pay or they get them to a jc and watch their progress.
by mo on Jun 11, 2010 9:18 AM CDT up reply actions
Interesting
Didn’t know about a max…
But it doesn’t change much.
In 2014, they can recruit 25 to get back to 80.
In 2015, they can recruit 25 to get back to 85.
by Oracle Galvez on Jun 11, 2010 9:52 AM CDT up reply actions
This
They can only give out 15 schollies a year the next 3 years. For a team like USC that hurts because instead of being able to load up at a position like they did at RB recently now they have to only get certain guys and if one of those doesn’t develop like alot of recruits don’t then they are fucked because they don’t have the depth they normally would
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
15
This is the first I’d seen on a limit of initial offers per year.
I did a google search, and found it. Wasn’t on a big site. The big guys are still just going with “30”.
So, the penalty on scholarships has two parts.
75 max (aka, the 10 per year that they keep calling 30).
15 new each year.
Looking at recruiting sites, my 20 estimate isn’t bad for a typical class. It’s somewhere between 1/4 and 1/5th of the total of 85. If everyone went full out to a 5th year senior, you’d end up with an average recruiting class of 17.
2011 – Start with 85, loose 20, add 10 to get to 75.
2012 – 75 minus 20, plus 15 = 70
2013 – 70 minus 20, plus 15 = 65
At this point, they can go with 25 in their recruiting class until they get back to 85.
So, they lost 10 recruits in 2011, and 5 each in ’12, & ’13. Total of 20 lost recruits. They can get that number down if they push more guys to be 5th year seniors.
And to go back to my starting pitcher being rested analogy… In 2014, ‘15, ’16… they’re going to be off the bowl ban and have extra scholarships to offer as they push back up to the 85 max.
by Oracle Galvez on Jun 11, 2010 10:12 AM CDT up reply actions
Oh crap...
a couple months back we have the whole conversation on loose/lose, then I go and F’ it up anyway.
by Oracle Galvez on Jun 11, 2010 10:16 AM CDT up reply actions
Well with schools like USC who have alot of guys that leave early this really hurts
They usually take 24 or 25 kids each year because they have very few seniors on their rosters. Now not only if they can’t take 25 but the guys who are there bolt early, either to the draft or to another program due to no postseason play, then they are going to be severely fucked.
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
The size of their...
past 3 or 4 recruiting classes would disagree with that. They’ve had a 20, and a couple in the teens.
But, the reported “30 lost scholarships” is getting closer than my original math suggested (when I thought it was really only 10 lost). The 15 new/year is as big a limiting factor as the 10 overall/year.
by Oracle Galvez on Jun 11, 2010 10:29 AM CDT up reply actions
yeah
but the no bowl penalty is what hurts – no premier talent is going to maintain their commitment if they want to eventually parlay it into the NFL – there are too many other good teams to go to. So they’ll be using those scholarships on crappy UTEP-quality recruits, not USC-quality blue chips.
Go Rice Owls!
I don't believe that for a sec
its a two year ban on one of the best programs in the nation, all the recruited talent would be LUCKY to see the field in either of the next two bowls anyways, and if they go undefeated with a tough schedule the AP is liable to give them a NC anyways
by blueballlefty on Jun 11, 2010 10:36 AM CDT up reply actions
There is a decent difference in terms of team depth between 75 and 85,
but — assuming their depth isn’t destroyed by transfers and commits bailing on them — USC’s a pretty freaking deep team already.
However, if they lose a lot of guys because of this and are limited in how many they can bring in, they’re going to have to fill out a bunch of depth spots with walk-ons, and that would hurt quite a bit.
Somehow..
…I think they’ll find a way to beat the Arizona’s and Washington State’s of the world. Hard to see them doing worse than 8-4 in any given year.
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 11, 2010 12:36 PM CDT up reply actions
That's a pretty good record for a lot of schools,
but at the same time it’s a big step down for USC compared to what, 6 straight years before last season?
Sure, but that's my point.
A couple of 8-4, 9-3 years during the suspension years is hardly going to kill the program. They’ll be back like before as soon as it’s over.
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 11, 2010 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions
It's not going to kill it, but it's still a hefty punishment.
I’d be uncomfortable with the NCAA saying “we need to crush them, so we need to punish them much harder than we would a mediocre program that did the same thing.”
So the next time we play Seattle is Aug 1st...
so Lee should be a NY yankee for a few joke prospects by then.
by death of the cool on Jun 11, 2010 9:16 AM CDT reply actions
At least...
…I’m fairly certain that was the point of GoET’s preview post with the whole love triangle thing. I still don’t know for sure.
Maybe it was just some bizarre way of him announcing he's switched his affection from Harden to Lee
With GoET, anything is possible.
"I’m gonna go on record here and say a great many things excuse throwing a chair at someone." – D.A. Tron
Fuck trees
I climb buoys, mother fucker
by BuckyB on Jun 11, 2010 12:28 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Cliff Lee can go off and be a Yankee and get that bad taste in his mouth...
and then come sign with the Texas Rangers in December.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 11, 2010 12:15 PM CDT up reply actions
So the Yankees are the lover that's wrong for the sexy lady?
by FuturePants on Jun 11, 2010 12:19 PM CDT up reply actions
The Yankees...
are the dude that gets Cliff Lee pregnant that we raise in the hilarious sequel.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 11, 2010 12:36 PM CDT up reply actions
I thought the baby got raised by dogs in the sequel?
Or mistakenly gets shipped to Alaska?
by FuturePants on Jun 11, 2010 12:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Alaska...
is the Angels.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 11, 2010 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
GoET, will you please author a "Cliff Lee Love Story" fanpost that tells this story from beginning to end?
I cannot express with mere words how strongly I want to read such a full-length tale written by you.
"I’m gonna go on record here and say a great many things excuse throwing a chair at someone." – D.A. Tron
That's something that I will write...
when we get our happy ending.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 11, 2010 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions
But what if the happy ending never comes? Will it just remain the greatest love story never written?
"I’m gonna go on record here and say a great many things excuse throwing a chair at someone." – D.A. Tron
If he remains a Yankee...
then it becomes the love story where the prick wins the lady and that should never be written.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 11, 2010 1:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh, so it'll be like real life love then
"I’m gonna go on record here and say a great many things excuse throwing a chair at someone." – D.A. Tron
Mike Olt doesn't think it's a deal-breaker that you have herpes, cause he thinks you're a good person on the inside, and that's what really counts.
The 40 trumps all!
Draft. Rapes. Poison. Die.
by thedirkatron on Jun 11, 2010 5:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Mike Olt would go to a clinic and inject himself with herpes as well...
Just so he could fulfill you sexually and not have you feel guilty for being the one who gave him a STD.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Darren Oliver made Ichiro look as foolish on that 3rd strike flail as I've ever seen any accomplished hitter.
Also, Galloway’s column is not wrong, just written from an agitator perspective. If there ever was a draft year to be hamstrung by budget constraints, this is it. There was no consensus anywhere on the rankimgs of the first round or two of the draft.
by 3hacks on Jun 11, 2010 9:16 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
Omission is a wonderful PR tool
A simple mention that we HAD to sign whoever we took with the Purke pick would have shot too many holes in his theme, so he HAD to leave that out.
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
I think so too
I didn’t notice it as much in the rest of the series but he really looked broken last night.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
and we were the team that did it to him.
LOVE it.
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Jun 11, 2010 10:58 AM CDT up reply actions
For me
…it’s pitches he’s taking (many called 3rd strikes), and his swing and misses. It’s like he is just not seeing the ball well right now at all.
by FuturePants on Jun 11, 2010 12:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Oliver wasn't the only one that made Ichiro look foolish...
I don’t remember when I’ve ever seen Ichiro look worse in a series.
"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." Chuck Morgan 5/13/10
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 11, 2010 9:47 AM CDT up reply actions
I was so wrong...
about Darren Oliver. I couldn’t believe the Rangers would give a reliever 3 mil for 2 years, especially when he’s almost 40.
Now I can’t imagine the Rangers ’pen without that guy. He has been huge.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
How come the print media in DFW is so pessamistic about the Rangers in 2010?
I’ll start with saying first place.
I know, past history, Rangers never win in the end, blah blah blah. But does negative press get more reading than positive? The Rangers are in first place and destroying their opponents. Yet JJT and Gagaway are writing about how their draft bites and they won’t win it all in the end.
I’ll end with first place. As the Rangers will this year.
First Place Texas Rangers
Lone Star Ball - 2010 -- It's time
I'm a believer
Didn't Adam just have a post
showing that both our hitting and pitching is league average?
I love that we are riding a high after playing a truly horrible baseball team, and JJT and Galloway are hack rabble rousers, but still, this team is far from a threat in the postseason unless we see some big changes (continued emergence of Smoak, Borbon and MaxRam, along with Harden and Feldman either getting their shit together or being replaced).
What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.
+1
"I think it's funny because everybody wants Ozzie Smith range," Young said. "I want people to show me a guy that has turbo range like that."
No
We’re significantly above league average in runs per game, about league average in runs allowed per game.
by Adam J. Morris on Jun 11, 2010 10:05 AM CDT up reply actions
33-27
Still exactly the same as our actual record.
"I think it's funny because everybody wants Ozzie Smith range," Young said. "I want people to show me a guy that has turbo range like that."
And our 3rd order record is 33-27 as well.
"I think it's funny because everybody wants Ozzie Smith range," Young said. "I want people to show me a guy that has turbo range like that."
what about the 4th order though
I think that’s the one that comes back to bite us in the ass, and propels the Angels/JJT
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Jun 11, 2010 10:59 AM CDT up reply actions
That's what BR says on the team page.
http://www.baseball-reference.com/teams/TEX/2010.shtml
"I think it's funny because everybody wants Ozzie Smith range," Young said. "I want people to show me a guy that has turbo range like that."
I got mine from ESPN's expected win column
and Robbie/philkid also had a post up last night with 34-26. Either way, it’s right at their actual record.
one and one and one is three
B-R uses a slightly less accurate form of pythagorean records.
Pythagenpat is better.
If you subscribed to The Heart of Texas you’d know this. :p
What's the Heart of Texas?
The 40 trumps all!
Draft. Rapes. Poison. Die.
by thedirkatron on Jun 11, 2010 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions
SBN Dallas thingy
Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year.
He declined to accept the award, not wanting to show up his fellow rookies. He donated the incentives earned from being named Rookie of the Year to a local charity. He did not report this donation on his tax return. He played bad defense at 3rd base as a rookie to make sure former FOTF 3B Michael Young didn't look so bad. He's Mike Olt.
can someone explain what any of this means?
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
Your pythagorean record...
….is basically what your record should be, when runs scored and runs allowed are the only thing taken into account.
by FuturePants on Jun 11, 2010 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions
ah, thanks
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
Where's the Boxer brief version?
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
Screw this "we're not a threat in the postseason" b.s.
I want to see playoff baseball. If you consider the season a failure because we win the A.L. West with 87 wins and then get swept in the first round, so be it.
I’ll be happier as a Ranger fan than I’ve been in a decade.
by Adam J. Morris on Jun 11, 2010 10:06 AM CDT up reply actions 14 recs
yup and all the youngsters will have some playoff experience.
I’d rather they have it than not have it, even if swept.,
Wash for this scene your role is to act like a manager who know's what the F he is doing. I know it's a creative stretch 'cus.....he do what he do.
will they have learned how to win
by getting swept in the playoffs?
Somehow, I bet in JJT’s mind they will.
And Adam, there’s no way we get swept in a playoff series. No way John Wayne (Colby Lewis) and Moses (Elvis) let that happen.
by elvis1isking on Jun 11, 2010 11:30 AM CDT up reply actions
no way The Vladiator lets that happen, no way.
Wash for this scene your role is to act like a manager who know's what the F he is doing. I know it's a creative stretch 'cus.....he do what he do.
So long as we have 1 game at home.
Vlad carries this shit over the finishline, kicking and screaming if need be.
This I was only a kid last time, so it's all a fading/faded memory
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
I agree
Which is exactly why nobody should get their hopes up about this team’s chances in the postseason, IMO, lest the feat of winning the division get overlooked.
"I think it's funny because everybody wants Ozzie Smith range," Young said. "I want people to show me a guy that has turbo range like that."
And personally
I would probably take 5 or 6 years of division titles while getting creamed in the postseason every time over a one and done Marlins-like WS win.
I mean think about it: you win the world series and all you really get is bragging rights over the 6 month span when baseball is not actually being played. I’d much rather watch a team that’s competitive day in and day out, year in and year out than being stuck fawning over a solitary skin on the wall.
"I think it's funny because everybody wants Ozzie Smith range," Young said. "I want people to show me a guy that has turbo range like that."
WHAT?!?!?
talk to any Mavericks fan and ask if they would trade a decade full of 50 win seasons for that one title back in 06.
Banners last forever.
What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.
Not exactly a good example.
Because we were cheated out of that banner.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
Outplayed
out of the banner.
"Look, we're basically on earth to shit and fuck. So unless your job's to help people shit or fuck, it's not that important, so relax."-https://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
Cheated
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
No
the Mavs rolled over and died like the soft wimps they are in game 7.
"Look, we're basically on earth to shit and fuck. So unless your job's to help people shit or fuck, it's not that important, so relax."-https://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
Didn't matter
Since the refs weren’t going to let them win anyways. When your offense can’t get a single foul called in their favor but thinking of touching the Wades gets a foul called, you aren’t going to win anything.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
You're so wise
Walkin around, Shooting out knowledge old west style to these stupid fanboys.
I wish I could be like you and be able to smack down whiny Mavs fans with my instant recall memories of Game 7 of the Mavericks-Heat finals…
…especially since it was a 6 game series.
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 11, 2010 10:42 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
DEE JAY CAY HILL !!!
All he do is win!
The 40 trumps all!
Don’t throw a party for vengeance. It will turn on you. Like your wife, after your kid has fallen into a quarry.
by thedirkatron on Jun 11, 2010 10:44 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
it doesn't really matter
When my Spurs friends give me the 4-0 remarks, I don’t get to draw a fucking asterik by the 0.
What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.
If in 5 or 6 years the Rangers have been to the playoffs each year and exited really quickly and the roster is only constructed to win our division then yeah you'll see fans who aren't happy.
But right now our roster is not only built to win the West but with our young talent and plush farm system we appear on track to build on that and be legit WS contenders for years to come. If a title doesn’t happen and we get beat by a better team so be it. But making the playoffs this year even if we get swept would make me so happy.
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
I'd rather be remembered as a team that was actually good for at last a half-decade or so
Than a perennial backmarker who had that’s still living off that one dream season.
I don’t think one world series title would go near as far in giving this franchise some respectability as a good 5 or 6 year run in the division would.
Hopefully though, we can accomplish both.
"I think it's funny because everybody wants Ozzie Smith range," Young said. "I want people to show me a guy that has turbo range like that."
If they win the division with the age of this team
I’ll be very, very happy. 23 yo 1B, 21 yo SS, and the young pitching.
"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.
Then he grounded out weakly to second.
a "young" 30
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Jun 11, 2010 11:02 AM CDT up reply actions
Better than 27
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Oliver's 39
So does that make the staff “old”?
"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.
Then he grounded out weakly to second.
Well
Somebody has to change Marteen’s diapers…
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 11, 2010 11:04 AM CDT up reply actions
I'd rather actually get to see the team I've linked my emotions to for most of my life win a championship.
I don’t care how people remember the franchise.
wait...
we didn’t win it in 06?
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Jun 11, 2010 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions
If my options were
a) enjoy over a decade of regular season dominance with some crazy post season excitement (never culminating in a ship)
and
b) winning a ship one year and being irrelevant the rest
I choose (a) having made the easiest decision of my life.
I'd trade a championship for 10X50 in a heartbeat
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
Sports is about entertainment
I hate not being into the Rangers bc they are god-awful to watch, and we have no chance. If we won a ship this year, I would burn down Dallas in happiness, but I wouldn’t take the ship if it meant being a sub-500 team for the next decade, again
baseketball != Baseball
of the 30 teams in baseball, only 8 go to the post season.
of the 30 teams in basketball, 16 go to the post season.
baseball is still special in that way.
Oh my god! What can it be? We're all doomed! Who's flying this thing?
-Wash
Wow.
See, you can make brilliant points even when you’ve had a bad day!
by brettgardner on Jun 11, 2010 11:19 AM CDT up reply actions
well shuckie darn
blind squirel, nut, whatever…
Oh my god! What can it be? We're all doomed! Who's flying this thing?
-Wash
x
in hockey all but 2 teams go to the post season.
I soloed in the Mile High Club!
and Milke Olt folds and packs the gear for those two teams..
just so they don’t have to deal with it.
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
The Braves for their 10 year division title run would be fine with me....
I would like a WS as well but that takes time.
Pet peeve
This is not a direct response to you, but it’s tangentially related. I hate when new team ownership says “our goal is to win a world series.” They should say “our goal is to so dominate major league baseball that the Yankees are dwarfed by our glory.” But, you’ve got to start somewhere, and the postseason would be nice.
by Neftali's arm on Jun 11, 2010 11:09 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Rec
Just making the playoffs by itself may not be enough after we make the playoffs 1 or 2 or 3 years and are one and done. Right now, I’d be ecstatic about limping in and being one and done.
"Look, we're basically on earth to shit and fuck. So unless your job's to help people shit or fuck, it's not that important, so relax."-https://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
Absolutely agree with this
While I’m ready for the WS champion dynasty to start, we’ve got to get there for the first time first.
"I’m gonna go on record here and say a great many things excuse throwing a chair at someone." – D.A. Tron
when our best run as the Rangers consisted of a 3 out of 4 years
making the playoffs, getting swept in the first round every time, yeah…I’d say so
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Jun 11, 2010 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions
It's one thing to do that if you're the 2008 Brewers, and just finally getting there for a one and done when that's all of your window of opportunity.
When you haven’t been in a decade and you go one-and-done, it’s a lot easier to take when it might be the worst you’ll be for a while.
wow
I’ve managed to rile up the great Adam J this morning.
I am as excited about our chances of making the postseason as anyone, and I agree that our fanbase NEEDS playoff baseball. We’ve been waiting for a payoff for too long.
But as a Mavericks fan, I’ve been through a full decade of failed playoff runs, with all but two or three of those years pretty much knowing our fate was a relatively quick exit. I don’t think the attitude of our fans should be “aw shucks, I’m just happy we’re winning some ballgames.” It should be “let’s become the next Tampa Bay Rays and give ourselves a legit shot to win it all.” I don’t think I’m wrong in wanting that.
What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.
Do you not think the team is doing that?
Unless you want to constantly tear a team apart if they aren’t looking to win it all like the Marlins, you’re usually going to see a trend upwards that may not end up with a true WS contending team for the first few years. But for now, I’ll settle with a team that can win a weak division and worry about building on to that for next season.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
I do
I love where this team is headed, especially considering our financial situation.
But I also stand by my statement that we are not a legitimate playoff threat as of right now, and I wouldn’t mind seeing the team try to plug a hole or two to give us a legit shot. If there is one thing JD has shown, it is an aggressive approach, so I think this will happen.
What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.
How are we going to plug holes when we can barely make payroll as it is?
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
I think we're as legitimate as most of the playoff contenders
I’m not betting on a WS championship, but I don’t think this team is an easy sweep for an opponent. The team has good potential in every spot to give great production. Whether that happens or not will be seen, but if this team gets hot at the right time, they can make it deep into the playoffs.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
As legitimate
as most of the Playoff contenders not from the AL East.
"Look, we're basically on earth to shit and fuck. So unless your job's to help people shit or fuck, it's not that important, so relax."-https://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
Even they aren't unbeatable
The smart money is on the Rays or Yankees, but I’m not going to watch a playoff series with the Rangers facing them believing we are defeated before Game 1.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
This team will be as legitimate as our top 3 starters make us..
Any talk about “built for the playoffs” comes down to this. You can’t construct a roster for the regular season or the playoffs, IMO, as the same needs arise in both cases. But a top-heavy staff does give a team a playoff edge.
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
An edge, sure.
But it’s not impossible to do it with 4 good pitchers instead of 2 great ones. Matchups matter as well, as does home field.
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 11, 2010 10:51 AM CDT up reply actions
I agree
that is why the Holland injury situation is so huge.
Hey Tom - It's over now, so do you know how - to pick up the pieces and go home?
look, maybe...as a backup option
But if things went the way we’d planned, by season’s end, our playoff rotation would be Harden, Feldman, CJ
And we already have a damn good 4th horse for that race who, as of now, is replacing Harden in that setup: Colby
So yeah, if Feldman doesn’t come around, or CJ flames out towards the end, or Colby starts getting hit hard, and additionally Big Tom Hunter isn’t ready, then yeah, losing Holland’s going to hurt big time.
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Jun 11, 2010 11:07 AM CDT up reply actions
I don't start Harden in the playoffs if he is pitching like this
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Harden doesn't make it to the end of the season
if he pitches like this.
"Look, we're basically on earth to shit and fuck. So unless your job's to help people shit or fuck, it's not that important, so relax."-https://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
read again - "if things went the way we'd planned"
I expect improvement – and drastic improvement – from Richie by season’s end…or else he’s gone, and we’ve either traded for somebody, or promoted Scheppers or a surprise arm.
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Jun 11, 2010 11:10 AM CDT up reply actions
I don't see...
how you could have Harden or Feldman in any playoff rotation given their performance so far this season.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Feldman I can understand
He’s shown signs of getting better and probably would have a better looking stat line if we didn’t have to worry about saving our RPs, which wouldn’t be the case in the playoffs.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
They've both been equally shitty...
signs are good, but I would like to see the results.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
I also wonder
how much it would help to just SPLIT THEM UP.
Harden comes out and kills the bullpen. Does Feldman get left in a little longer than he would have been the next day, because the bullpen is ded?
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Yeah...
splitting them up should have happened a long time ago.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Yeah, there's the rub
One the one hand, you can point to 3 or 4 teams in the AL who are definitely better than us right now. Fortunately all but Minnesota play in the AL East.
On the other hand, weird things happen over short series, so the chances of being a playoff ‘contender’ are pretty closely correlated to be a playoff ‘participant’.
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 11, 2010 10:49 AM CDT up reply actions
we haven't had a fully healthy, fully constructed team
for more than a week this year. That’s ridiculous. Cruz comes back, the “two yutes” Smoak and Borbon continue to progress, and Harden shows signs of life, plus Scheppers/Ogando infusion later, we are Legit. I. Mate.
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Jun 11, 2010 11:09 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
rec'd for use of yutes
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Meh
Tell it to Oakland. Or LA.
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 11, 2010 11:15 AM CDT up reply actions
but we got better while LA got worse
they gave us Vlad and Darren O. Just GAVE them to us. They gave up Chone (not playing well, sure…) to another division rival. They gave Lackey to their former rival for the AL crown. They just gave so much up. That’s pre-Kendry stupid injury. That’s pre-horrible closer Fuentes being injured. Pre-other injuries, too.
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Jun 11, 2010 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions
That's my point
Other teams have injuries they’re dealing with as well. And they’ve managed to stay competitive as well.
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 11, 2010 12:08 PM CDT up reply actions
I get the anything can happen mentality
because it’s true, but there are four teams in the East who are better than us right now.
What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.
That doesn't matter
since only 2 of them at the most will make it to the playoffs. And luckily for us, we don’t have to play the AL East teams all year.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Luckily
only 2 show up in the playoffs. I’d still take a backdoor entry to the playoffs. After a decade of not making the playoffs, it would be progress.
"Look, we're basically on earth to shit and fuck. So unless your job's to help people shit or fuck, it's not that important, so relax."-https://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
define better
I don’t necessarily think Toronto’s better, and Boston is Boston – they have a better rotation and a pretty good pen, but I’d say we can match up with them any day of the week
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Jun 11, 2010 11:11 AM CDT up reply actions
The Rangers...
were better than one of the teams that made the playoffs last year. Shit happens. If the Rangers get into the playoffs, they’ve earned it.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 11, 2010 12:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Hard to be better than the Angels last year.
I forget what the study was, but it had an interesting point, that getting to 95 wins is (relatively) normal. Every win over 95 becomes absurdly more difficult.
by FuturePants on Jun 11, 2010 12:24 PM CDT up reply actions
And?
Who’s saying the Rangers would be favored?
The Rangers went in to the series against the Rays without Nelson Cruz with a projectable record of around .470 thanks to being at home. It would be more like .400 in a series where the Rays got the bulk of the home games, and that’s a very sizable advantage, but it’s not a “once in a thousand the Rangers could get lucky” situation. I’m getting really, really rough with my estimates here, but the point is, against one of the best teams in baseball, a team of the Rangers talent can be expected to win close to two out of every five times they play.
The playoff system, for legitimate reasons, sucks at making sure the best team wins the title, but the reason that’s awesome is because we’re rooting for not the best team.
No, they're not an easy sweep.
They’re probably the underdogs in every series they could play, but that doesn’t mean they’re destined to fail. Baseball just doesn’t work that way, inferior teams have a chance.
I mean, they DID say
“It’s Tine”
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Jun 11, 2010 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions
You're using the Mavs as your benchmark?
The only way you don’t make the NBA playoffs is if you’re run by Isiah Thomas.
"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.
Then he grounded out weakly to second.
How in the hell does he run all fourteen teams every year that don't make it?
I knew the guy was incredible, but geez…
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
It's not easy making the playoffs in the Western Conference.
It’s ridiculously hard, actually, given the number of spots.
Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year
Who cares?
If MLB playoffs were anything like the NBA the Rangers would have been in the playoffs last year with the fourth best record in the AL. Probably 2004 too.
"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.
Then he grounded out weakly to second.
Who cares?
I’m simply saying it takes a little more than not being run by Isiah Thomas to make the playoffs in the Western Conference. Eastern Conference is another story. But the Mavs’ play in the SEC of the NBA.
Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year
we should all care
I get the difference, but if we had half of that run – 5 years of the playoffs in a row with 90 wins each year – we’d be ecstatic. The Mavs were the laughing stock of the league. Then they had a huge run, with no titles (officially) and everybody starts hating – “Trade Dirk! Start over! I’d rather watch us lose every game of the year than this!” Team’s fans and players raise the standard, and then the success we were always looking for becomes failure all of a sudden. I’d KILL for the Rangers to have this type of success. And I will never talk trash about the Mavs’ current run. Of course I’d rather have a title. But we don’t. Boo freakin’ hoo.
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Jun 11, 2010 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
If the MLB Playoffs were like the NBA playoffs
we would have made it last year and started with a series against the Twins. (as the 4-5 matchup). Also, the Tigers, Mariners, and Rays would have made it.)
in 08, we would have failed to make the playoffs by 2 games, as the number 9 seed.
in 07, we were 4 games out, as the number 10 seed, Oakland was number 9.
in 06, we were 6 games out, but the number 9 seed again.
in 05, we were 1 game out, and the number 9 seed.
in 04, we were the number 6 seed, and would have faced the twins….
in 03, we were 12 games out, and tied for the number 10 seed.
in 02, we were 6 games out, and the number 10 seed
in 01, we were 7 games out, and the number 10 seed
in 00, we were 11 games out, and the number 12 seed…
in 99 (or last playoff year), we would have been the number 3 seed and faced Toronto
in 98 we were the number 4 seed and again faced Toronto
in 97 we were 1.5 games out and were the number 10 seed.
in 96 we were the number 3 seed and would have faced Chicago.
in 95 we were the number 6 seed and would have faced the Yankees.
(and of course, 94 was the strike year and before that only 2 teams made the post season).
and of course, if they had taken the top 8 teams before that we would have made the playoffs every year from 89 to 93, also 86, 81, 79, 78, 77, and more….
Oh my god! What can it be? We're all doomed! Who's flying this thing?
-Wash
I'd be very happy with a division title
And even happier to see the team make some moves that would provide some incremental improvement this year.
Hey Tom - It's over now, so do you know how - to pick up the pieces and go home?
AND anything can happen once you get to the playoffs
You don’t build a team specifically to win the World Series or a playoff series, you just go about building the best team you can from year to year with an eye towards increasing your odds.
one and one and one is three
Exactly...
And the Rangers need to be in the playoffs so people can experience Elvis Andrus like we experience Elvis Andrus.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 11, 2010 12:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Also, Neftali
he needs to be appreciated. Like – REALLY appreciated.
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Jun 11, 2010 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Darren Oliver continues to amaze
Over the last couple years he has turned himself into a late innings monster strikeout pitcher. Is there a precedent for a pitcher approaching 40 to suddenly see his K rate increase substantially two years in a row, nearly doubling in the process?
Since moving to the bullpen fulltime in 2006, Oliver is 19-4, 3.04 ERA, 7.3 K/9, 2.5 K/9, and improving each year. His WAR values for each year:
2006 0.0
2007 0.7
2008 1.0
2009 1.5
2010 0.9, tied for 9th among relievers.
The only caveat is his heavy usage so far. Hopefully that slows down a bit henceforth.
one and one and one is three
At this point, I think any "future" roster projected by us, BA, or anyone else should include Darren Oliver
I fully expect him to be setting up our closer Carlos Melo or Lucas Jackson in 2016.
Dude is a machine, and very underrated.
"I’m gonna go on record here and say a great many things excuse throwing a chair at someone." – D.A. Tron
Question:
when you were a former starter, and logged 180+ innings a year, and become a reliever and log 90+ and that’s considered “being used too much,” is it that big of a deal? I get that there’s less rest between outings, but with less pitches, and less innings, and less overall usage, is that really a big deal to a former starter that has proven they can handle the workload over a year?
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Jun 11, 2010 11:17 AM CDT up reply actions
the frequency and nature of the appearances matters a lot
Not only is he pitching very often, he’s pitching in high leverage situations which are more stressful mentally and physically.
one and one and one is three
but would you say Pitcher A with 180+ innings previously but not too much wear and tear
fares better in overuse than Pitcher B who has always been a middle amount of innings reliever?
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Jun 11, 2010 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Heard an unlikely rumor Tanner Scheppers Starting Tonight...
Anyone hear the same? It would be nice to sit harden a round or two, there’s something very wrong with the guy.
Greetings from the Humungus, the Ruler of the Wasteland, the Ayatollah of Rock and Roll-A. I laugh at your puny plans.
Scheppers is starting in OKC on Sunday
They would not bring him off the DL and directly to Arlington for his ML debut.
one and one and one is three
Unless the gut said do it
Lone Star Ball - 2010 -- It's time
I'm a believer
by Mark from OC on Jun 11, 2010 9:27 AM CDT up reply actions
Not to mention it would be his first ever profressional start.
Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year
I've always wondered the difference between professional
and profressional…
all joking aside, isn’t a minor league start considered “professional?”
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Jun 11, 2010 11:20 AM CDT up reply actions
huh?
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Jun 11, 2010 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, it'll be his first start ever as part of the Rangers #4ORG in baseball
Tanner Scheppers is 23.
Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year
How can you take the joke out of that...
Profreshional:
1. One who makes it their profession to look, act, sound, and be fresh.
1. Dang brosef, look at Jahizzy Capizzy lookin’ all fly with all those girls. That pimp is a true profreshional.
by Oracle Galvez on Jun 11, 2010 11:52 AM CDT up reply actions
Crap, he's coming off injury to start in AAA
G/D rumors…
Greetings from the Humungus, the Ruler of the Wasteland, the Ayatollah of Rock and Roll-A. I laugh at your puny plans.
by Lord Humungus on Jun 11, 2010 9:39 AM CDT up reply actions
Jamey is that you?
"I’m gonna go on record here and say a great many things excuse throwing a chair at someone." – D.A. Tron
Adam you're so funny
you and you’re fuzzy math trying to prove Grandpa Urine wrong, when will you ever learn?
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
looks like we will won't be missing the aces
Gallardo on Sunday and Josh Johnson probably either Tue or Wed.
Hey Tom - It's over now, so do you know how - to pick up the pieces and go home?
for all the Ubaldo love
JJ has better FIP and xFIP numbers. He may be the best non-Halladay pitcher in the NL.
Hey Tom - It's over now, so do you know how - to pick up the pieces and go home?
Ubaldo has the advantage in tERA though
2.49 to 2.90.
But Johnson has a 2-point advantage on Ubaldo in swstr% (11 to 8.9) and hasn’t been quite as insanely lucky as Ubaldo has been with his .229 BABIP and 92.4 LOB%.
"I think it's funny because everybody wants Ozzie Smith range," Young said. "I want people to show me a guy that has turbo range like that."
wait we will or we won't?
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Jun 11, 2010 11:20 AM CDT up reply actions
we won't miss them
They will both pitch against us.
Hey Tom - It's over now, so do you know how - to pick up the pieces and go home?
I'm just being facetious
making fun of your English. Which I never do, must be a Friday…must be itching to get out of here
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Jun 11, 2010 11:24 AM CDT up reply actions
thought those numbers looked funny
last year after 60 games the Rangers were on a pace to score 826 runs. They ended up scoring 784.
Is 832 runs for 2010 reasonable?
Thank you Houston for drafting Jason Castro.
As long as the toe tap doesn't return
and Vlad keeps his torrid pace, and MY keeps getting multi-hit games, and Andrus continues to be other-worldly w/risp, and Smoak continues to improve, and Borbon stays hot, and Kins gets going, and Cruz gets healthy, and they get some production at catcher, and the bench produces something — anything.
In that case, absolutely.
That's why they call them business sox
Yes
Last year, the Rangers offense produced nearly the same number of runs through 60 games, but was trending down. Thats not the case this year. This year, the offense is trending up. The catchers are hitting, we have a middle of the lineup that can produce runs, and we are doing this with Cruz and Kinsler out/not playing like themselves. And I fully expect one of Kinsler/Cruz to get healthy and produce like they have before.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Kinsler doesn't seem healthy
I wouldn’t expect anything more then a .750 ops from him this year.
Thank you Houston for drafting Jason Castro.
I'm not betting on him
but between him and Cruz, I think we’ll get at least one healthy productive player.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
I love the subtle dig at Cameron's #6 Mariners ranking
I’m also glad Roland-Smith is 27, and that Jose Lopez is 26, and that Adam Moore is 25. Hopefully it means we’ll get to face them any times over the next 4 or 5 years.
Go Rice Owls!
Yep
Cameron’s an excellent writer and I thoroughly enjoy his work. But I didn’t understand the rationale of that ranking at all. He made a decision based on one factor (Zduriencik), not accounting for the fact that he was operating with a very small sample size. You can call it many things; myopic, naive; maybe contradictory.
http://oursaviorchuck.ytmnd.com/
by Conjunction on Jun 11, 2010 10:21 AM CDT up reply actions
But Jack Z is worth at least 15 WARG, I thought
"I’m gonna go on record here and say a great many things excuse throwing a chair at someone." – D.A. Tron
He should say WARGM
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
PLUEGISH
See? We can all just make shit up.
by FuturePants on Jun 11, 2010 11:05 AM CDT up reply actions
?
Wins Above Replacement GM
WAR-GM
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 11, 2010 11:16 AM CDT up reply actions
Ah
So what is our WARGM? -8? Fucking Blanco and Arias.
Last night, trying to justify (even with a huge lead) why Arias, Blanco and Gentry were in the game over Smoak, MY, and Hamilton (with the game that those three were having) to my mom when the moves were made: “Um, it’s a defensive roster? Except for Arias over Kinsler. And maybe Gentry, too.”
by FuturePants on Jun 11, 2010 11:38 AM CDT up reply actions
JD is the Elvis Andrus of GMs
He’ll make some errors every now and then, but the number of great moves he makes still outweighs the few negatives.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jun 11, 2010 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
This is a brilliant analogy
"I’m gonna go on record here and say a great many things excuse throwing a chair at someone." – D.A. Tron
I hate to say it.
But Josey is right: time for JD to make the active roster a winner. Farms are nice. Farms are fun. I want to win now. Arias at first and Gentry leading off with Treanor doesn’t win shit. Does. Not. Win. Shit.
by FuturePants on Jun 11, 2010 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah
The team needs to follow through on where they are. I say below that the biggest mistake a GM can make is trying to compete when his team isn’t ready. The 2nd biggest mistake is to be half-assed when the cards are in your favor and you have a winnable race.
I do worry that JD is too gun-shy… let’s hope he isn’t.
Go Rice Owls!
Well, I think the team obviously needs to get Arias out and a competent RHH'ing OF/1b bat in here, but I don't want a selling off of the farm to win this year, either.
Not that you were suggesting we go all-in this year or anything.
Just saying, is all.
We need to go out and get us a RHH’ing backup 1b to be what we thought we were getting out of Garko.
I’m fine with Gentry getting some starts from Borbon… Gentry isn’t a bad 5th OF’er.
I’d rather it be Boggs, but the org has decided he’s not an option, and (as AJM always tells us, vis a vis Max) the org is always right in these situations.
The 40 trumps all!
Don’t throw a party for vengeance. It will turn on you. Like your wife, after your kid has fallen into a quarry.
by thedirkatron on Jun 11, 2010 11:50 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
It would
appear that Garko is not showing some signs of life in AAA. Maybe it makes some sense to give him another try out before going outside the circle of trust.
by Whiskey in my Whiskey on Jun 11, 2010 11:52 AM CDT up reply actions
Yessir
Sorry about that. He is showing some signs of a pulse nowadays. I’d rather him get a shot before we trade away even marginal talent.
by Whiskey in my Whiskey on Jun 11, 2010 12:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Well Gentry over Borbon is fine.
Gentry hitting leadoff and Elvis benched is inexcusable. Especially against Clifford Lee. I mean is that our only option? (It is.) So for real, get us a RHH bat. 1B will be fine; I’m not panicked about it yet.
by FuturePants on Jun 11, 2010 11:57 AM CDT up reply actions
Arias at first isn't going to win anything
but Gentry is a good 5th OF who has a role on this team (as long as he isn’t always leading off and playing LF) and Treanor is a good catcher for split-time duties.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
It'd be nice to do it..
…with a payroll of a mid-sized market team.
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 11, 2010 12:10 PM CDT up reply actions
I respectfully disagree
He has made more bad moves than good to this point (most in his first two years) but his good moves have been great, and the Teixeira trade is the move he needed to hang his hat on.
I do worry about him as a buyer. He has a very mixed track record as a buyer (Eaton and McCarthy were huge, costly, multi-year setback busts, but Lee was a win that netted us two picks and Cruz).
What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.
He hasn't really been in position to make a true Buy at the deadline (the Lee/Coco thing was more of a controlled buy, imo).
I’d love to see how he operates under those conditions.
Unforunately I suspect he’ll be hamstrung again this July due to how Hixed we are.
Fucking Hicks…
The 40 trumps all!
Draft. Rapes. Poison. Die.
by thedirkatron on Jun 11, 2010 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions
agree
I’d love it if we could just take on a salary dump instead of paying a premium in prospects.
What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.
Yah, spending OPM is always more fun than seeing us deal our precious little future sexual cupcakes deal away.
Unfortunately we’ve been Hixed so that ain’t gonna happen anytime soon.
The 40 trumps all!
Draft. Rapes. Poison. Die.
by thedirkatron on Jun 11, 2010 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions
I'd rather go with what we've got than trade away any highly regarded prospects
Let our team develop, it’s going to be ridiculous if we don’t screw it up
The ranking was silly, but Cameron did not make that ranking by himself
There are a couple of Seattle fans among the group that made the rankings, but it’s inaccurate to say they were ranked there just because of Cameron. I think it’s more accurate to say that some sabre-friendly analysts got a bit too excited about the moves Dr. Z made, and having a couple of Seattle fans prominent among those making the rankings made for a too optimistic ranking.
Really, the idea that Seattle was among the leaders in future potential (2011 and beyond) as well as this year seemed suspect to me. That team has a bunch of holes.
The 2010 Seattle Mariners seem a little similar to the 2006 or 2007 Rangers. A team that management tried to coax into winning this year, but is now faced with a rebuilding project around a few good young players and some aging talent.
one and one and one is three
I think the better analogy
is that the 2009 Mariners were closer to the 2004 Rangers. A team that was surprisingly competitive and made people overlook the obvious weaknesses in thinking that they were a few pieces away from winning a weak division the next year.
And like the 2005 Rangers, the 2010 Mariners are an awful, awful club. I actually feel sorry for them, because 2005 had to be one of the most discouraging years as a Rangers fan. But it does highlight a key feature of baseball – trying to compete when you aren’t finished rebuilding is one of the absolute worst mistakes you can make. I don’t care how good a GM you are when it comes to making trades, if you’ve misjudged your starting level, you’re doomed to spend what limited resources you have in a fools errand.
Go Rice Owls!
The 2005 Rangers
They weren’t awful. They were just mediocre.
by Adam J. Morris on Jun 11, 2010 11:45 AM CDT up reply actions
I know
but they were awful to watch. It was a wasted season and very, very discouraging. It provided no hope – it was one of those that was like throwing water in our faces that said “2004 was a mirage, and you won’t be winning anytime soon”
I guess the M’s are actually a truly awful club at the same time. At least they can look forward to possibly getting Rendon next year.
Go Rice Owls!
The 2010 M's might be properly analogized to the 2007 Rangers
by Adam J. Morris on Jun 11, 2010 11:48 AM CDT up reply actions
Except they have two good pitchers, we had shit
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
eh
no one thought the 2007 Rangers really had much of a chance; other than the whole “team that loses Buck wins the world series” thing.
Go Rice Owls!
I think they were seen, like this year's M's...
…as a team who had a chance to sneak it with a weak division, and who STBF at the start of the year to immediately drop out of the race.
by Adam J. Morris on Jun 11, 2010 11:58 AM CDT up reply actions
perhaps
part of me just wants to see the M’s lost in the wilderness for 5 years like Texas was after 2004.
Go Rice Owls!
Impossible
they have the number 6 organization in baseball
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
and who then traded their most valuable chit
in the summer to boost their rebuilding effort. Lee won’t be quite as valuable as Teixeira since he’s only a half year rental, but still he’s looking pretty good right now.
one and one and one is three
STBF?
Shit The Bed? Fuck!
That’s the only thing I can come up with. I have no idea what that means.
"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.
Then he grounded out weakly to second.
Fantastic
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 11, 2010 12:12 PM CDT up reply actions
I thought you two were complimenting me
I still like mine better than Josey’s.
"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.
Then he grounded out weakly to second.
"I think it’s more accurate to say that some sabre-friendly analysts got a bit too excited about the moves Dr. Z made"
This. And, by the same token, the record in the first two months of one season doesn’t make the ranking wrong.
Right, the ranking was wrong before any games were played
and would still have been wrong if the Mariners were in first place right now. The team is not in a good position for the next couple of years, though they do have a good management team in charge of the necessary rebuilding effort.
The team made a reasonable shot at contending this year in a weak division. In doing so, they didn’t give up too much of their future, so it was worth a shot. Now they need to get down to the business of rebuilding.
one and one and one is three
Best comment in that thread
terry on June 10th, 2010 8:41 pm
The reality is that 2011 is in the books too.
one and one and one is three
Robbie on the Rangers All-Stars
"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.
Unforunately, no.
He’s got a case, though. I’m not sure when Marco Scutaro lept past him, but it was recent.
i like you
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
Keep in mind those aren't my picks for the All-Star game, just something I made Excell do and decided to post.
I’m betting Elvis goes, and he’s at least in the argument of deserving to at this point.
I always thought his name was Philk Id, III
I thought it was odd, but I don’t judge family names.
"I’m gonna go on record here and say a great many things excuse throwing a chair at someone." – D.A. Tron
Nope.
I just respond to it on the interent.
I was the third kid growing up on this Ranch to get an email address, basically. And somehow I’ve never bothered to find myself a new handle.
re: "Nope. I just respond to it on the interent."
Semi-OT note on this… A few nights ago I was out and someone called out “Dirk” and I fucking turned around.
When I got him I very nearly created a new account name.
If that happens again I might fucking have to…
The 40 trumps all!
Draft. Rapes. Poison. Die.
by thedirkatron on Jun 11, 2010 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions
"friendlyneighborhoodraper"
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
Um, gee, I dunno... fucking a whole butt load of RAPES, maybe?
The 40 trumps all!
Draft. Rapes. Poison. Die.
by thedirkatron on Jun 11, 2010 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions
thought that was going to be
an article on Robbie Ross and the SAL All Stars.
Thank you Houston for drafting Jason Castro.
So did I...
The 40 trumps all!
Don’t throw a party for vengeance. It will turn on you. Like your wife, after your kid has fallen into a quarry.
by thedirkatron on Jun 11, 2010 10:40 AM CDT up reply actions
Hey, dickfuck, I know people who have been 27.
How you can be so insensitive to make jokes about something that has afflicted millions and millions of Americans at one time or another is beyond me.
Grow up!!!!
The 40 trumps all!
Don’t throw a party for vengeance. It will turn on you. Like your wife, after your kid has fallen into a quarry.
by thedirkatron on Jun 11, 2010 10:42 AM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Well, Adam was also afllicted with being 27
So that makes it ok
by ab03 on Jun 11, 2010 10:52 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
Hey Dirk, what is your take on our draft?
Never got a clear picture.
by FuturePants on Jun 11, 2010 10:59 AM CDT up reply actions
he was sort of like Lt. Dan
There was a lot of rage, rape and denial, but he ended up making his peace with God, from what I could tell.
What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.
Dirkatron's 2 stages of grief:
1. Violent, extreme anger
2. Violent extreme anger at something else
one and one and one is three
by t ball on Jun 11, 2010 11:13 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
Heh
"I’m gonna go on record here and say a great many things excuse throwing a chair at someone." – D.A. Tron
I also have metal fucking legs and I love banging Asian chicks and taking them to fucking weddings, so fuck yes I love this analogy.
The 40 trumps all!
Don’t throw a party for vengeance. It will turn on you. Like your wife, after your kid has fallen into a quarry.
by thedirkatron on Jun 11, 2010 11:15 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Dirkatron's Wedding Crashing Service
You bring the broads, he’ll take care of the rest. Call 1-800-I’ll-Rape(1-800-455-7273)
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
by RangersSD on Jun 11, 2010 11:50 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
it's upsetting that you know that #
and haven’t shared it with us before
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Jun 11, 2010 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions
also he has no legs
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Jun 11, 2010 11:35 AM CDT up reply actions
Other than Mike MOTHER FUCKING Olt it was actually pretty solid, given how Hixed we are at the moment.
The 40 trumps all!
Don’t throw a party for vengeance. It will turn on you. Like your wife, after your kid has fallen into a quarry.
by thedirkatron on Jun 11, 2010 11:16 AM CDT up reply actions
GOD I FUCKING HATE MIKE OLT SO MUCH
The 40 trumps all!
Don’t throw a party for vengeance. It will turn on you. Like your wife, after your kid has fallen into a quarry.
by thedirkatron on Jun 11, 2010 11:16 AM CDT up reply actions
I hope he leads this team to nine consecutive WS titles just so the hate will truly flow.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
Me too
"I’m gonna go on record here and say a great many things excuse throwing a chair at someone." – D.A. Tron
Mike Olt likes you, still.
Because Mike Olt is a good guy. Mike Olt is a winner.
Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year
Mike Olt
Had a lunchpail surgically attached to his left hand.
http://oursaviorchuck.ytmnd.com/
by Conjunction on Jun 11, 2010 11:26 AM CDT up reply actions
Mike Olt always buys the the first round, and usually the second as well... cause Mike Olt just wants his friends to be happy.
The 40 trumps all!
Don’t throw a party for vengeance. It will turn on you. Like your wife, after your kid has fallen into a quarry.
by thedirkatron on Jun 11, 2010 11:27 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Mike Olt makes Little Debbie look like a pile of puke.
The 40 trumps all!
Don’t throw a party for vengeance. It will turn on you. Like your wife, after your kid has fallen into a quarry.
by thedirkatron on Jun 11, 2010 11:56 AM CDT up reply actions
He hates smiling?
"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." - Chuck Morgan
Mike Olt smiles
Just not often when he’s working. And never when he’s performing poorly. Well, in theory anyway. Mike Olt has never performed poorly.
Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year
Mike Olt wants to go home for his early meeting tomorrow, but he'll stay out with you to be cool.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
Mike Olt bought drinks for and talked to a fat girl for two hours...
…so you could talk to her hot friend.
by Adam J. Morris on Jun 11, 2010 11:35 AM CDT up reply actions
Mike Olt isn't even allowed in Mexico, but he'll go if you want to go.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
The Rangers wanted to draft Mike Olt earlier, but he offered to wait as long as they wanted.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
"Mike Olt" is German for "Promise Ring".
The 40 trumps all!
Don’t throw a party for vengeance. It will turn on you. Like your wife, after your kid has fallen into a quarry.
by thedirkatron on Jun 11, 2010 11:43 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Mike Olt is ok with letting Baylor in the Pac 16.
by FuturePants on Jun 11, 2010 11:45 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
This might be the best one.
And Mike Olt wants to give peace a chance.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
Mike Olt makes Baby Goose look like Osama bin Laden x 1,000
The 40 trumps all!
Don’t throw a party for vengeance. It will turn on you. Like your wife, after your kid has fallen into a quarry.
by thedirkatron on Jun 11, 2010 11:53 AM CDT up reply actions
Mike Olt asks if you want the last slice of pizza
"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.
Then he grounded out weakly to second.
Mike Olt always insist on paying the check.
Mike Olt tips 60%.
Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year
I thought it was Mel?
"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." Chuck Morgan 5/13/10
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 11, 2010 11:48 AM CDT up reply actions
The Rangers wanted to give Mike Olt 800,000 dollars to sign.
Mike Olt knew of the Rangers financial struggles. Mike Olt declined. Mike Olt signed for 600,000 dollars.
Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year
And even then only if they donated the entire bonus straight to the ASPCA.
The 40 trumps all!
Don’t throw a party for vengeance. It will turn on you. Like your wife, after your kid has fallen into a quarry.
by thedirkatron on Jun 11, 2010 11:52 AM CDT up reply actions
Mike Olt mowed the outfield grass yesterday.
Just to give the regular guy the night off.
by FuturePants on Jun 11, 2010 12:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Chuck Morgan legally adopted Mike Olt.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
and he used one of those reel mowers
because he cares about the environment and the noise might have bothered the team workout.
one and one and one is three
Mike Olt is offended by the "mild language"
on the tagdonttweet Twitter page
"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." Chuck Morgan 5/13/10
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 11, 2010 12:09 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
But he doesn't complain about it, cause Mike Olt just wants everyone to have a good time.
The 40 trumps all!
Draft. Rapes. Poison. Die.
by thedirkatron on Jun 11, 2010 12:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Mike Olt waits til his kids are in bed before he reads it, though.
Mike Olt doesn’t want his kids being exposed to such things at such a young age.
by FuturePants on Jun 11, 2010 12:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Ned Flanders believes Mike Olt is a good role model for Rod and Todd
He’s swell.
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
Mike Olt caught Barry Bonds last home run ball, but gave it to a kid sitting next to him.
Because kids need role models. And kids need Mike Olt.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
Well played, Mauer
"I’m gonna go on record here and say a great many things excuse throwing a chair at someone." – D.A. Tron
Mike Olt filled up and washed your pickup after he borrowed it
"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.
Then he grounded out weakly to second.
I have to say
This is a fucking hilarious meme, and I hope it continues.
by brettgardner on Jun 11, 2010 12:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Mike Olt appreciates the sentiment but is a bit embarrassed by the meme.
one and one and one is three
Mike Olt...
sheepishly declines when prompted to talk about his charity work.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 11, 2010 12:32 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Mike Olt just wants to give credit to the team.
by FuturePants on Jun 11, 2010 12:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Mike Olt...
calls his grandma just to talk about how her rose bushes are coming in.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 11, 2010 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Mike Olt walk old ladies across the street w/o walking
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
Mike Olt called MY grandmother just to see how her hip replacement went.
I don’t even know the guy.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
Mike Olt changes my grandmas bed pan, she hit him with a car once.
Nice dude.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
way to ruin the subthread fuckface.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Mike Olt stopped by to say hi
You were painting the house so he helped.
"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.
Then he grounded out weakly to second.
Mike Olt...
took his garbage cans down to the curb and then took yours down too because he saw you hadn’t had the chance to do it yet.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 11, 2010 12:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Even though there was a dead body in one...
….Mike Olt didn’t tell anyone.
by FuturePants on Jun 11, 2010 12:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Mike Olt...
knows you’ve had a rough day. Let Mike Olt take care of you. Take a load off, relax, Mike Olt implores. Do you want to talk about it?, Mike Olt asks. Hold that thought, sweetie, Mike Olt’s pot roast should be just about done.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 11, 2010 12:51 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Mike Olt doesn't report his charitable donations on his tax return
Seems like bragging.
"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.
Then he grounded out weakly to second.
by WyoRanger on Jun 11, 2010 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Mike Olt would never link someone to this subthread
And if one of his friends were to stumble upon it, he’d insist there was another Mike Olt that Rangers fan were discussing.
Susan G. Komen for the Cure was Mike Olt's idea
Only 2 people know that.
Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year
Mike Olt saw that too, but was too nice to correct BuckB
He didn’t want to embarrass him.
"I’m gonna go on record here and say a great many things excuse throwing a chair at someone." – D.A. Tron
I'm gonna use this.
I’m not going to give you credit. I’m not Mike Olt.
Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year
Mike Olt not only knows what a meme is...
… he can recite the definition to you. But only if you ask. He wouldn’t want to show you up.
Mike Olt will be on the cover of a regional Carolina newspaper next year.
Mike Olt will be smiling. You’ll be walking along and pass a set of newstands, you will see Mike Olt’s smiling face. I pray no women pushing strollers are nearby.
Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year
As Mike Olt walks down the street, he puts money into
expired parking meters so people won’t get parking tickets.
"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." Chuck Morgan 5/13/10
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 11, 2010 12:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Mike Olt always signals before changing lanes
and lets those entering the highway merge in front of him with a genial wave.
one and one and one is three
Mike Olt comes to a complete stop at all railroad crossings.
Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year
Mike Olt left a message on your windshield
It has his name, number and insurance information on it. He might have dinged your vehicle when opening his car door.
"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.
Then he grounded out weakly to second.
Mike Olt found a 20 dollar bill
He walked 5 miles to the nearest police station and turned it in.
Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year
Mike Olt doesn't need to drink to have fun.
He’ll be the DD and make sure everyone gets home safe.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
Mike Olt is cool with splitting the check equally
Even though he didn’t have any of the wine, and didn’t order dessert.
by Adam J. Morris on Jun 11, 2010 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Mike Olt invited you.
He wants to get this one and you can get him back next time.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
But he'll get it next time too, because that's just the kind of guy he is
"I’m gonna go on record here and say a great many things excuse throwing a chair at someone." – D.A. Tron
Mike Olt only shakes hands on the first date.
"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." Chuck Morgan 5/13/10
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 11, 2010 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions
what would you say to his face if you met him?
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Jun 11, 2010 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions
As in, "Head or gut, Mike".
The 40 trumps all!
Draft. Rapes. Poison. Die.
by thedirkatron on Jun 11, 2010 12:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Mike Olt offered to legally change his name
So as to not offend the Face of the Franchise.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
Hey...
If you haven’t seen the 30-27 postgame/postdraft thread… go there now. Trust me.
Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year
LOL... dear sweet jesus... I'd kinda forgotten I did all that.
Jesus fuck…
The 40 trumps all!
Don’t throw a party for vengeance. It will turn on you. Like your wife, after your kid has fallen into a quarry.
by thedirkatron on Jun 11, 2010 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions
Single greatest performance of any single LSB'er in a single thread.
Oh, and did you remember this from the Draft Discussion thread…
Deglan was depressing, but fucking fuckkkkkksnsknkjbnaklwfjnalksvcnalsknvlaksnvlaknflkanewfehf with that fucking id ont’ even know or care anymore fuck me and fuck everyone what the fuck I hoep well all die off butt cancer in the ngiht fuck uys we dont’ deserve to live
Laughed me to tears.
Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year
LOL, wow... I just spit out my food.
That’s epic.
I don’t even know what to say.
The 40 trumps all!
Don’t throw a party for vengeance. It will turn on you. Like your wife, after your kid has fallen into a quarry.
by thedirkatron on Jun 11, 2010 11:44 AM CDT up reply actions
Dang, I can't believe I missed the epic 30-27 thread
I am sad now.
"I’m gonna go on record here and say a great many things excuse throwing a chair at someone." – D.A. Tron
I seriously barely remember it, so I kind of missed it too... And, no, I wasn't drinking.
The Mike Olt pick sent me to a very bad place.
I think I might have problems… Scary problems.
The 40 trumps all!
Don’t throw a party for vengeance. It will turn on you. Like your wife, after your kid has fallen into a quarry.
by thedirkatron on Jun 11, 2010 11:55 AM CDT up reply actions
Rape yourself for thinking it.
Cut that pussy shit out and get back in the game.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
I think I might have problems… Scary problems.
This might be one of the bigger understatements on LSB in a while.
"I’m gonna go on record here and say a great many things excuse throwing a chair at someone." – D.A. Tron
I still can't believe this picture happened...

LSB is a weird, weird place, man.
A weird mother fucking place.
The 40 trumps all!
Draft. Rapes. Poison. Die.
by thedirkatron on Jun 11, 2010 12:06 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
Holy shit.
Should I start going to the GDTs and post game threads? Nice work to whomever prepared that. Nice hair, Dirk.
by FuturePants on Jun 11, 2010 12:07 PM CDT up reply actions
My nascent paint.net photo editing skills were on full display in the past game thread on draft night...
The 40 trumps all!
Draft. Rapes. Poison. Die.
by thedirkatron on Jun 11, 2010 12:12 PM CDT up reply actions
the kid on the right looking at your sign makes that one a winner
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
hahaha
I never noticed that
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Jun 11, 2010 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions
This image...
is only the best thing that’s ever happened.
Mike Olt sees this image and stifles a giggle while blushing.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 11, 2010 12:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Mike Olt doesn't think rapes are funny.
He knows someone who was raped once, and it took him fourteen long years to find the rapist and bring him to justice.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
And that's...
why Mike Olt is embarrassed by the moral conflict he feels for laughing.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 11, 2010 1:04 PM CDT up reply actions
And torn by the overwhelming desire
to participate in the long rehabilitation process of the alleged perpetrator.
by Whiskey in my Whiskey on Jun 11, 2010 1:06 PM CDT up reply actions
But he wants everyone to have a good time,
so he politely laughs
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
Mike Olt once hit a dog with his car by accident.
He gave the poor beast mouth-to-mouth, Last Rites, and dug a proper burial plot with his bare hands next to his own mother and father.
Then he became a Buddhist monk and retired to solitude for a full year as penitance.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
by Aqua on Jun 11, 2010 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
These keep getting better and better.
Like Mike Olt’s ability to forgive and forget.
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
Mike Olt forgives.
But he never forgets.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
He really is a great guy
I gave Mike Olt the same disclaimer and all he really wanted to talk about was his team. I’ve been doing this a long time and talked to a ton of ballplayers. Olt is a guy who is more comfortable talking about others than himself. You can’t give a guy that quality and you usually can’t take it out of them either.
And during his sabbatical, he reimbursed the Rangers for the salary of the third baseman hired to replace him
"I’m gonna go on record here and say a great many things excuse throwing a chair at someone." – D.A. Tron
Mike Olt donates his salary to charity while on the DL
He doesn’t feel he earned it.
"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.
Then he grounded out weakly to second.
Mike Olt swings at bad pitches sometimes
To make opposing pitchers feel better.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
When Mormon Missionaries show up at his house he makes them iced tea
He won’t join their religion but it’s probably hard work riding those bikes around.
"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.
Then he grounded out weakly to second.
Mike Olt was given a key to the entire state of Connecticut.
He used it to open the door on the path to equality.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
Mike Olt knew that
It was actually lemonade.
"I’m gonna go on record here and say a great many things excuse throwing a chair at someone." – D.A. Tron
He knows
that but he still does it so his pious guests have the perfect opportunity to for a teaching moment about the evils of drugs.
by Whiskey in my Whiskey on Jun 11, 2010 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Mike Olt invented the term "just say no to drugs"
"I’m gonna go on record here and say a great many things excuse throwing a chair at someone." – D.A. Tron
Mike Olt
once pooped a gold nugget.
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
When Mike Olt smiles
you hear that pleasant, high-pitched “ding” and see a sparkle from his toothy countenance.
one and one and one is three
Mike Olt thinks you're not getting the meme
But he’s too polite to say anything about it.
by Adam J. Morris on Jun 11, 2010 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
i just wanted to use the word
‘poop’
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
Mike Olt...
wouldn’t have to wish for him to apologize.
He would simply will it to happen.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Mike Olt
would happily invest in a beer store. He wants to spread joy.
by Whiskey in my Whiskey on Jun 11, 2010 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm starting a ribbon campaign for it right now...
Help us find a cure, not just for those are are struggling with 27, but for those around them who also suffer.
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
Mike Olt understands
He will just read it for you and summarize for you. He always makes time to help a friend.
"I’m gonna go on record here and say a great many things excuse throwing a chair at someone." – D.A. Tron
The Rangers will win the AL West for one reason
They have already played more than half of their day games for the season.
The Rangers are 24-14 in night games (a 102 win pace).
9-13 in day games (66 win pace).
one and one and one is three
also
Nelson Cruz.
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Jun 11, 2010 11:38 AM CDT up reply actions
A couple random interesting baseball items
The Chicago Sun-Times reports that there is increasing tension between Kenny Williams and Ozzie Guillen:
One source indicated that Williams was instructed by Reinsdorf not to travel on road trips — which he hasn’t — to avoid any confrontation with Guillen. But a confrontation couldn’t be avoided Tuesday. Guillen watched Ozney slip to the 22nd round in the draft before the Sox selected him. Guillen then commented, ‘’I give my kid 50 grand just to go to school [at the University of South Florida rather than sign with the Sox]. I got 50 grand in my pocket to send my kid to go to Niketown or buy something.’’
According to the source, that comment led to Williams questioning Guillen to his face, and the situation got heated.
Williams has also apparently been instructed by team owner Jerry Reinsdorf not to travel with the team on road trips to avoid spats with Guillen. Guillen’s tweets are also a window into the deteriorating relationship. I’m betting that Williams is gone after this season since Reinsdorf reportedly likes Guillen.
Also, Buster Olney is reporting that Buck Showalter is under consideration for the Orioles’ manager position.
one and one and one is three
heard on XM MLB this morning
that Bobby V was also up for consideration for the Orioles job.
by elvis1isking on Jun 11, 2010 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions
Its crazy to think that Williams and Guillen co-existed this long
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
No joke
"I’m gonna go on record here and say a great many things excuse throwing a chair at someone." – D.A. Tron
i don't really understand
is he giving his fifty grand, that he apparently keeps in his pocket on a daily basis, to go to school or to go buy something at niketown?
either way, Ozzie Guillen is one of the greatest quote machines on the planet.
What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.
Yah, I'm lost as well. Did they maybe offer Ozney 50k or something? Or maybe 50k is what Ozney attending USF would cost? I dunno, man. It's fucking Ozzie Guillen.
The 40 trumps all!
Draft. Rapes. Poison. Die.
by thedirkatron on Jun 11, 2010 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions
I still can't get over that his name is fucking OzNEY
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I still can't get over that your name is fucking RYiN
The 40 trumps all!
Draft. Rapes. Poison. Die.
by thedirkatron on Jun 12, 2010 1:54 AM CDT up reply actions
Reading the full article... Yah, it's definitely the cost of going to USF he's talking about there.
The 40 trumps all!
Draft. Rapes. Poison. Die.
by thedirkatron on Jun 11, 2010 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions
I just don't understand why he brought up Niketown
Giving his kid 50k to go to school (even though I assume he has a scholly) makes sense, but giving his kid 50 grand to buy drifit T-shirts seems irrelevant to the story.
but who are we kidding, his crazy ass quotes are the story. Chicago sports writers have the easiest job in the world.
What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.
I think that's his way of saying 50k is nothing to him... Like when Sean Bass comes on here talking about, "I don't a fuck about no million dollars! I give out my staff X-mas bonuses in the form of private Caribbean Islands!!!"
The 40 trumps all!
Draft. Rapes. Poison. Die.
by thedirkatron on Jun 11, 2010 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions
FU@K JJT IN HIS STUPID HORRIBLE WRITING RANTS!!!
We will beat Sciosca!!!!
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Jun 11, 2010 11:38 AM CDT reply actions
Cruz Newz
The Texas outfielder experienced some pain running the bases before Thursday’s game, and received a cortisone shot for the swelling in his left hamstring. Cruz will still travel with the team to Milwaukee, but will not attempt to run until Sunday because of the shot. He’ll still have to work out for a couple of days before going on a rehab assignment, meaning his return to the lineup likely won’t come until next Friday’s series opener in Houston at the earliest.
- Anthony Andro
Read more: http://startelegramsports.typepad.com/foul_territory/#ixzz0qZ1ImsHa

"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." Chuck Morgan 5/13/10
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 11, 2010 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions
Its okay
as long as we keep winning. I love winning knowing that our best player isn’t playing.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Something that occurred to me this morning regarding guy's with great physiques
Cruz was in ESPN the magazine as having one of the best bodies (no homo) yet he’s tweaking things all the time. Gabe Kaplar was an amateur bodybuilder and his achiles explodes while rounding the bases. Seems weird like they stress their bodies out too much.
"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.
Then he grounded out weakly to second.
I love tired head...
You just have to sit there, half-asleep and half-aroused… No work, no worries. Just a happy ending and a good nap.
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
OT: Dallas area butler fired for "Being late bringing me my fucking breakfast this morning".
Per Sean Bass
The 40 trumps all!
Don’t throw a party for vengeance. It will turn on you. Like your wife, after your kid has fallen into a quarry.
by thedirkatron on Jun 11, 2010 11:58 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Sean broke the news, but surely Chatsworth found it on the news wire for him
I can’t imagine that an important man like Sean Bass personally searches for the news himself.
"I’m gonna go on record here and say a great many things excuse throwing a chair at someone." – D.A. Tron
Mike Olt volunteered to be his butler for free.
They then created a sitcom about it that stars Jerry Seinfeld.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
by AceJC on Jun 11, 2010 5:38 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
They're talking about that on ESPN radio
Haven’t heard it confirmed yet.
"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.
Then he grounded out weakly to second.
"espn radio..."
and you want news?
"Anyone that isn't pro-choice never met you" ~Brian Thomas on Seth...
by ivysafety39 on Jun 11, 2010 12:51 PM CDT up reply actions
hilarious
Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'
Before last night, I hadn't spent more than five minutes on LoL, but I read a lot of things over there yesterday and I have to say
Jeff Sullivan is hilarious.
I would gladly welcome him as a Rangers fan, should he turn to the Dark Side.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
Do not be seduced by his random hilariousness.
Emo hispters…. DO. NOT. WANT.
The 40 trumps all!
Draft. Rapes. Poison. Die.
by thedirkatron on Jun 11, 2010 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions
The key is that the Mariners have to suck
for the content to truly shine. They’re a bunch of insufferable bastards when things are good.
20th Anniversary of Nolan's 6th No-No
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 11, 2010 12:54 PM CDT reply actions
Beltre's HR Riot just got #1 on "Not Top Ten Plays" on Sportscenter
BRILLIANT!!!!
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 11, 2010 1:00 PM CDT reply actions
OT: Dilbert's Scott Adams on investing
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 11, 2010 1:03 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Mike Olt doesn't think there's anything funny about harming mother Earth, but he'll laugh if you are just to make you feel like you're part of the team.
The 40 trumps all!
Draft. Rapes. Poison. Die.
by thedirkatron on Jun 11, 2010 2:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Mike Olt brings Hope, Change, and a sweet, sweet left-handed swing.
Or as we shall call it, the HOlty Trinity.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
Mike Olt just rescued Abby Sunderland.
He’s making a trip to the Mideast to help broker talks between Israel and Palestine before heading home.
Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year
Mike Olt worked for 72 straight hours in his garage to come up with a solution.
Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year
The first two hours were the solution.
The next seventy were dedicated to cleaning pelicans.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
Mike Olt is willing to do Tipper Gore just to help her with any lingering self-esteem issues.
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
I'd be so happy if A&M just pulled a jack move and headed off to the SEC...
oh yeah. OT. Sorry, forgot
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
Way to go
the DOS attack is on your head!
"Look, we're basically on earth to shit and fuck. So unless your job's to help people shit or fuck, it's not that important, so relax."-https://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
I think most aggies would love this
for once, we might be able to stick it to texas
Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'
ESPN reporting it's all but done.
Haven’t checked to see what Chip Brown has said, yet.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 11, 2010 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Link?
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Jun 11, 2010 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions
I wanted A&M, but oh well.
So this makes 5 teams, and Larry Scott has been adamant that the plan is 6. Utah?
Or Kansas.
Probably Utah for SLC.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
Would Kansas go without KSU?
I’m fascinated to see what transpires with Baylor and the rest of the Big 12 North. It’ll be a mess for them. I wonder if they try to pick off some lesser schools and create a new Big 12 like the Big East did when they lost their legit programs to the ACC.
"I’m gonna go on record here and say a great many things excuse throwing a chair at someone." – D.A. Tron
Not according to the KU AD, from a quote I saw earlier.
An expectation that they would stay together, but no legal obligation.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
That's crazy if true... Although I know South Carolina has a similar law on the books stating the SC and Clemson must play every year in football.
The 40 trumps all!
Draft. Rapes. Poison. Die.
by thedirkatron on Jun 11, 2010 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions
This thread is awesome. Dirk pic + Mike Olt meme + no certain poster + great actual baseball talk = great morning thread.
"No nuts, no glory"
Indeed...this one plus the GDTs last night have been pure gold...
"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." Chuck Morgan 5/13/10
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 11, 2010 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions
LOL
excellent….
"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." Chuck Morgan 5/13/10
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 11, 2010 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Mike Olt always puts a subject line on his pictures
Just in case you don’t want to look at them.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
Mike Olt double and triple checks every fanpost, fanshot, and comment before posting a link
He also logs into Kinslerhomer’s name to do so
Mike Old
is so honest he tells his wife every time he accidentally sees a boobie picture posted on the GDTs.
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
and he'd never correct a misspelling of his name
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
Also, four days ago, the Mariners interviewed JJT and EG prior to the opening game of the series.
JJT said he thought the Rangers would win the division.
The hell?!
He was for it
Before he was against it.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
Mike Olt is okay with flip flopping, he's just happy you made the right decision in the end.
The 40 trumps all!
Draft. Rapes. Poison. Die.
by thedirkatron on Jun 11, 2010 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions
The Rangers playoff odds at BP are back over 60% after that series.
They never dropped below 50%. Even when we were in second place, they were about three times as good as the Angels.
Mike Olt will spend 2 years at the age of 26
Before turning 28
Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year
Damn, this might be the best one... if only it wasn't such an epic reply fail... ;(
The 40 trumps all!
Draft. Rapes. Poison. Die.
by thedirkatron on Jun 11, 2010 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions
I wanted it to stand alone
Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year.
He declined to accept the award, not wanting to show up his fellow rookies. He donated the incentives earned from being named Rookie of the Year to a local charity. He did not report this donation on his tax return. He played bad defense at 3rd base as a rookie to make sure former FOTF 3B Michael Young didn't look so bad. He's Mike Olt.
Mike Olt thinks that makes you a special and unique person, and says he's ready to hang out with you, "Whenever you're ready, and not one minute sooner!".
The 40 trumps all!
Draft. Rapes. Poison. Die.
by thedirkatron on Jun 11, 2010 5:33 PM CDT up reply actions
I think the Mike Olt...
meme is just about the best development of the summer so far.
(Mike Olt respectfully disagrees and thinks we should focus more on Luke Jackson. He deserves it.)
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 11, 2010 3:39 PM CDT reply actions
Mike Olt's actual last name is Oltynewzynkowskerelli
But he thought it attracted too much attention, so he shortened it.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
I hope Mike Olt comes to this website
and sees the wholesale apocalypse that ensued after he was picked on the 30-27 gameday thread, and then sees this thread.
He’ll probably create a fanpost just to thank us for our support and good natured ribbing.
What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.
Mike Olt will have preemptive TOS surgery this weekend and have a rib removed
So he can fit in with the rest of his future teammates.
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
are you saying if Mike Olt searches for his name on Google that it'll lead him here
because we say “Mike Olt” so many times? Mike Olt isn’t that into himself. He’s not a “Mike Olt” first kinda guy, which is why Dirk hates him.
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Jun 11, 2010 4:46 PM CDT up reply actions
I just googled "Mike Olt" and LSB didn't come up.
Too bad, he deserves the notice.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
Has to be a situation where Google hasn't updated yet.
Just wait, Olt’s time will come.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
OR...we haven't used "Mike Olt + Google" enough in threads
can we use “Mike Olt + Google” some more? Maybe they should Google “Mike Olt + Google?”
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Jun 11, 2010 4:59 PM CDT up reply actions
I was wrong..."Mike Olt Google"
http://www.google.com/search?q=mike+olt+google&btnG=Search&hl=en&sa=2&cts=1276293653578
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Jun 11, 2010 5:01 PM CDT up reply actions
posting links and pics might help
mike olt’s google images link here
and a Mike Olt pic!

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
Goddamn look at all that grittiness.
His jawline is like that of God Himself.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
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Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year.
He declined to accept the award as to not show up his fellow rookies. Incentives earned from being named ROY were donated to a local charity. He did not report this donation on his tax return.
maybe the Google bots haven't stopped by yet
and the longer this goes on the more it’ll come up
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
Mike Olt isn't really into surfing the net. He prefers real world interaction cause it allows him more opportunites to give out his famous "Friendship Hugs".
The 40 trumps all!
Draft. Rapes. Poison. Die.
by thedirkatron on Jun 11, 2010 5:38 PM CDT up reply actions

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