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Friday a.m. Rangers stuff

The Rangers beat up on Ryan Rowland-Smith last night.  And of course, Ryan Rowland-Smith is 27.

Anthony Andro's game story talks about the offense's big night in support of Tommy Hunter, who seemed to be less than sharp yesterday, in the aftermath of Saturday's complete game in the 102 degree heat.

Chris Cox's game story says that the bottom of the lineup coming to life has been key to the recent offensive surge.

Evan Grant's post-game notes (including a mention of Ron Washington's "gut") are here.  At the ESPN Dallas post-game reactions post, Tommy Hunter says he's excited about playing under N.L. rules the next several days.

William Wilkerson's notes in the S-T include items on David Murphy and on the Vladimir Guerrero plan in N.L. parks.

Nelson Cruz had a setback yesterday on his hamstring, and he's now looking at a rehab assignment early next week, meaning he likely will not be back on Tuesday, as originally hoped.

Jean-Jacques Taylor says that the Rangers will lose out to the Angels in September, because the Angels know how to win.

Randy Galloway has a column about the Rangers going cheap in this year's draft.  He also hammers them for taking player's that Baseball America didn't rank high, when the organization has (according to Galloway) been trumpeting BA as the Bible of prospecting when BA had the Rangers' minor league system ranked in the top two the past couple of years.  His big issue appears to be with Jake Skole, because Skole went at #15 despite not being on anyone's top 100/200 lists.

Incidentally, Galloway, a while back, implied the Rangers had gone backwards this year under Clint Hurdle, since the 2010 team had scored fewer runs than the 2009 team had scored in the same number of games.  As of today, the 2010 Rangers have scored 308 runs through 60 games, and are on pace to score 832 runs this year.  The 2009 Rangers scored 306 runs through 60 games, and scored 784 runs on the season. 

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"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jun 11, 2010 8:50 AM CDT reply actions  

Americana!

"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jun 11, 2010 9:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

Newberg mentioned this...

Smoak: .222/.339/.389
Teixeira:.226/.341/.391

Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year

by octoberty on Jun 11, 2010 8:51 AM CDT reply actions  

Not the "future HOFer"

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 11, 2010 10:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

If Smoak proves he can hit lefties

the sky is the limit with that kid.

We will look back at this year and talk about how many future all stars and hall of famers debuted this year.

What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.

by clark on Jun 11, 2010 10:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

lol

I said that he had been a black hole in the lineup. And he had. I also said that Prince Fielder is much better.

Don’t believe I said any of that other stuff.

Hey Tom - It's over now, so do you know how - to pick up the pieces and go home?

by tricer on Jun 11, 2010 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

Prince Fielder is a HOF

Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year

by octoberty on Jun 11, 2010 11:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

you forgot the /kneejerk portion

"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jun 11, 2010 11:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

Huge Overweight Fatty?

one and one and one is three

by t ball on Jun 11, 2010 11:10 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Hate you

Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year

by octoberty on Jun 11, 2010 11:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

He's completely lost against offspeed pitches just as he was last year in AAA was your main point, iirc.

And that it was painfully obvious to everyone but me that he’d begun to press and his plate discipline had completely gone to shit and that we needed to get him the fuck out of the lineup.

The 40 trumps all!
Don’t throw a party for vengeance. It will turn on you. Like your wife, after your kid has fallen into a quarry.

by thedirkatron on Jun 11, 2010 11:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

I must have missed that

all I remember hearing about is his horrible luck, his line drive rate and his BABIP. The only legit knock I’ve heard is that he struggles vs lefties, and so far that has been the case.

What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.

by clark on Jun 11, 2010 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

Well, we did talk about

how at one point, it had gone beyond luck and he looked like he was pressing. Most of us still counseled patience to give him a chance to adjust. He did.

one and one and one is three

by t ball on Jun 11, 2010 11:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

There were a few "special" people calling for Davis to be back up and Smoak back down.

The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano

by bking on Jun 11, 2010 11:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I still can’t believe it.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Jun 11, 2010 11:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm trying to remember where I saw it,

but Davis appears to have moved on from the Rangers.

"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jun 11, 2010 11:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

He be struggling

http://espn.go.com/blog/dallas/texas-rangers/post/_/id/4849019/rangers-prospect-update-nearing-midseason

3B Chris Davis, OKC – Davis jumped into Triple-A after his demotion and went eight for his first 22, only to slump to a mediocre May, batting .280/.330/.439, 7:30 BB:SO for the month. This is his third season to spend some time in OKC, and that stretch was his first so-so period. He’s made the adjustments and caught fire this month. He is 16-33 (.485/.571/.758), but just as promising is his 8:5 ratio, as he has controlled the strike zone as well as any stretch in his career. I would think that his ability to sustain that trend would be the best possible sign that legitimate progress is being made.

by trav1102 on Jun 11, 2010 11:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

not anymore?

He’s been awesome recently. The guy is gonna make it, Im really thinking he’ll take MY spot at 3B or split duties between 1B/3B/DH with MY and Smoak

Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'

by blalock84 on Jun 11, 2010 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

in AAA....but yes he has been better lately.

I am nervous to say his D at 3b would be worse than MY because I am sure he has more range than that but his arm is the only thing that concerns me at 3b but I could be wrong.

by trav1102 on Jun 11, 2010 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think not long after he was sent down

he talked how smoak was the 1B of the future. The only slots for Davis appear to be move Smoak to DH and Davis to 1B, move Davis to 3B, move Davis to C (the Zebracakes option).

I think defensively he is only good at 1B, and only shows up at a 3B or C option because of our existing problems there.

Personally, I don’t think Davis will ever replicate his insane BABIP he had when he was successful in the minors, so it’s all fairly moot.

"Look, we're basically on earth to shit and fuck. So unless your job's to help people shit or fuck, it's not that important, so relax."-https://twitter.com/shitmydadsays

by DJCahill on Jun 11, 2010 11:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

Smoak had a particularly bad stretch

where it looked as if his approach regressed.

by SteveP on Jun 11, 2010 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

and now

he looks way more comfortable than Kinsler.

one and one and one is three

by t ball on Jun 11, 2010 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kins

is thinking too much about putting the ball into right field per Hurdle’s instructions. Grip it and rip it Ian.

by SteveP on Jun 11, 2010 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Skole wasn't on the list because he was hurt most of the year you dumbfuck Galloway

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Jun 11, 2010 8:55 AM CDT reply actions  

Well

Galloway isn’t a hard core baseball nerd like us, and only hard core baseball nerds are going to know that.

by Adam J. Morris on Jun 11, 2010 8:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

Would they?

Even Josh talked about that the other night when they were in attendance. I mean, really everyone knows that. Well, all non deaf people, that is.

by FuturePants on Jun 11, 2010 9:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

I suspect Josh knows...

…because the Rangers people made a point of telling him to make that clear.

by Adam J. Morris on Jun 11, 2010 9:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

So does that give Galloway a pass?

Because Josh was told to say it, it means nobody knows? You give Galloway too much credit.

by FuturePants on Jun 11, 2010 9:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

And I know it because Newberg/Josh/Scott/somebody told me

So if Galloway would get his head out of a his gut and watch the games he’d know that too.

See what I did there? I said “get his head out of his gut” because he wants you to get your “head out of a book”. Oh man, only 2 more months until school starts back and I have to crawl back into my hole.

------------
:) - Obligatory smiley showing I don't mean whatever mean
spiritedness is likely contained in the preceding post

by jtts on Jun 11, 2010 9:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

OK - so Galloway doesn't watch the games

Nice.

"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.

Then he grounded out weakly to second.

by WyoRanger on Jun 11, 2010 10:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

I thought no one obsessed about the Rangers though, so really no one should know it

"I’m gonna go on record here and say a great many things excuse throwing a chair at someone." – D.A. Tron

by WestTxAg06 on Jun 11, 2010 9:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

Skole wasn't on the preseason lists either

Hey Tom - It's over now, so do you know how - to pick up the pieces and go home?

by tricer on Jun 11, 2010 9:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

yeah, this isn't a Cecchini thing

where a player was on everyone’s radar and then got hurt. There is a real risk here that Skole is a classic helium pick where a guy bursts onto the scouting radar very late in the game and teams don’t have time to fully analyze his skills (punch holes in his game).

I mean, practically all I read about him was that he went 2-3 with a hard hit double off of Cowart. Even Galloway has a right to question our draft strategy. At a time when I thought we’d be wise to zip (take a few proven college bats, with which we’ve had quite a bit of success) we decided to zag (take a lot of prep bats, with which we haven’t hit since Blalock).

What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.

by clark on Jun 11, 2010 9:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

the biggest positives that can be reported about Skole

He had that pretty good game against Cowart, and the Braves reportedly had some interest. Those two anecdotes don’t seem to be enough to justify such a premium pick, and I think Galloway or anyone else is completely justified to question picking him that high, especially with Josh Sale still on the board, apparently willing to sign for slot.

Hey Tom - It's over now, so do you know how - to pick up the pieces and go home?

by tricer on Jun 11, 2010 9:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

exactly

well said

What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.

by clark on Jun 11, 2010 9:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

I don't think anyone is saying you can't question picking him that high

However, I think the issue is a little deeper than, “He’s not in the top 200 on the BA list, so he was a crappy pick.”

by Adam J. Morris on Jun 11, 2010 10:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

Exactly

"I’m gonna go on record here and say a great many things excuse throwing a chair at someone." – D.A. Tron

by WestTxAg06 on Jun 11, 2010 10:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

sure, but the issue is also a little deeper than

‘He was hurt his senior season, that’s why he wasn’t ranked.’

Hey Tom - It's over now, so do you know how - to pick up the pieces and go home?

by tricer on Jun 11, 2010 10:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

You aren't asking me, but I'll answer.

If Josh Sale signs for slot, then yes, the Skole pick was bad imo.

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aqua on Jun 11, 2010 10:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

One of the supposed reasons for signing Skole was that he would sign for slot.

If Sale does as well, and he is almost universally considered the better player, then the justification for Skole is irrelevant.

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aqua on Jun 11, 2010 10:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

Do you think it is fair to assume...

…that the Rangers think Skole is a better prospect than Sale?

by Adam J. Morris on Jun 11, 2010 10:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

I don't think we have enough information to know, there are too many moving pieces.

If the Rangers had any question at all about their ability to sign Sale for slot, they may not have even considered him as a pick. Maybe they thought the #15 pick would spur him to ask for more money with increased leverage, I have no idea.

I’m not too upset about Skole, I like what I’ve read about him.

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aqua on Jun 11, 2010 10:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

No

I think the Rangers were absolutely handcuffed by budget. Pure $ decisions this year. Do you think they took the best players on the board the first couple of rounds?

by FuturePants on Jun 11, 2010 10:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

Olt says hi.

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aqua on Jun 11, 2010 10:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

Well, at 15

They had to take someone signable, because they weren’t going to get a compensatory pick if they didn’t sign that player.

by Adam J. Morris on Jun 11, 2010 10:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

Number 1 thing is law is REASONABLE

"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jun 11, 2010 11:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

Signable

I haven’t seen Josh Sale’s number yet.

And of course, Skole may’ve been higher on the Rangers board.

But if he makes around the same figure as Skole, I think we can conclude the Rangers needed both signability and 2-sport status out of 15 (or maybe one of 15 and 22).

I’m still having trouble justifying Skole over Sale at 15.

Go Strangers.

by hightowersmith on Jun 11, 2010 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

do you think the Rangers think Skole is a better prospect than Sale?

Hey Tom - It's over now, so do you know how - to pick up the pieces and go home?

by tricer on Jun 11, 2010 10:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

AJM actually give you an opinion about something?

HA!

The 40 trumps all!
Don’t throw a party for vengeance. It will turn on you. Like your wife, after your kid has fallen into a quarry.

by thedirkatron on Jun 11, 2010 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

I don't know

I certainly think it is possible they had him rated above Sale.

by Adam J. Morris on Jun 11, 2010 10:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

I keep hearing money...

but the team has until mid August to sign picks. Or is Nolan wrong about the sale being completed by early July?

by Redcaps on Jun 11, 2010 12:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

The team would be foolish to count on that

at this point. Anything could happen in court and they are wise to follow a conservative plan. If money becomes available, keep in mind:
- the team has some arb-eligibles who stand to get considerable raises for 2011
- they can use that money for trade deadline acquisitions and ballpark upgrades
- they can relax on whatever budget constraints they have on the July 2 international free agent market.

one and one and one is three

by t ball on Jun 11, 2010 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

yup exactly

the way this thing is going, you cant count on that

Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'

by blalock84 on Jun 11, 2010 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sale is certainly a safer draft choice than Skole

but I don’t know that you can say with certainty that the Rangers don’t really believe that Skole might end up the better player.

one and one and one is three

by t ball on Jun 11, 2010 10:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

they obviously do

because Sale will reportedly sign for at or around slot.

What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.

by clark on Jun 11, 2010 11:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

Not spread out over 3 years though, right?

The advantage of being able to defer money out is multiplied by like 7 billion for a team with its financials chained to a rape stand like ours are.

The 40 trumps all!
Don’t throw a party for vengeance. It will turn on you. Like your wife, after your kid has fallen into a quarry.

by thedirkatron on Jun 11, 2010 11:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

HEY WAIT A MINUTE

You said rape! Don’t you know what this means???

by brettgardner on Jun 11, 2010 11:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

there's also this from Jamey's day 1 draft report
First-year scout Ryan Coe, who joined the Rangers in October after coaching at Kennesaw State University since 1998 (he had former Ranger Jason Jones in 1998-99), got to know Skole and his family when Skole was 12 years old. There were scouts around the league in on Skole when the 2010 season began, but none probably had a book on the kid like Coe, who also coached Skole in summer camps.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 11, 2010 11:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

Coe coached at Kennesaw State, where Sabernomics blogger/author and huge Braves fan J.C. Bradbury is an Economics professor

Does that mean Skole is good? No, but it needed to be said.

"I’m gonna go on record here and say a great many things excuse throwing a chair at someone." – D.A. Tron

by WestTxAg06 on Jun 11, 2010 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

Well with all this talk about how he might just be a flash in the pan kind of guy

I think we can give the Rangers the benefit of the doubt here that they had more info on this guy than the other teams and felt more confident that he was a legitimate talent.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 11, 2010 11:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

aha, well, then, I hope this Coe dude makes it big as a scout

cuz if he does, its probably gonna be partially due to his relationship with this dude.

Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'

by blalock84 on Jun 11, 2010 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes, I think they could have done much better with that pick

I would have like to see them get Sale, and I would have preferred one of several college players to Skole.

What do you think?

Hey Tom - It's over now, so do you know how - to pick up the pieces and go home?

by tricer on Jun 11, 2010 10:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

I just wish they would have hedged their bets a little bit

I am not a scout, and I didn’t see their draft board, but I like a balanced draft and I prefer prep arms and college bats.

I like their draft, but I would have liked it better if their top five had been Vitek, Brentz, Jackson, Gyorko and Buckel. But the Rangers clearly liked the prep class this year, and that’s fine. Still, it will be very easy to simply watch how Skole develops compared to Sale, and Deglan develops compared to O’Conner, and to judge our scouting department. We could have hardly asked for better apples to apples comps.

What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.

by clark on Jun 11, 2010 11:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

This isn't the same situation at all

but it reminds me of the Roddy Boubois pick by the Mavs; we had no clue about the guy; the more I read about him, the more intrigued I was; but he could have still been a “1 year practice squad and see ya later” type of guy.

I think Skole could be that guy that’s flying under the radar and then in a few years is certainly on that top 100 prospect list, and can surprise people.

"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"

by Walter Sobchak on Jun 11, 2010 10:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yah, and one other thing to consider is that there's no trading in the baseball draft.

If you think a kid is the best player on the board, it doesn’t matter that you could most likely get him 20 picks later… you have to pick him where you pick.

The issue was clouded a bit by our financials and the unprotected pick, but not being able to trade down to get better value on a guy makes for a lot of the so called “overdrafting” in baseball.

The 40 trumps all!
Don’t throw a party for vengeance. It will turn on you. Like your wife, after your kid has fallen into a quarry.

by thedirkatron on Jun 11, 2010 10:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

hmm, very true

especially with how much projecting has to guy into drafting 18 yr old in a sport like baseball that requires so much skill development

Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'

by blalock84 on Jun 11, 2010 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

x
Vlad’s NL plan
Rangers designated hitter Vladimir Guerrero will alternate starts and off days through the first two series of the Rangers’ nine-day, three-series National League road trip that starts today in Milwaukee.
He will get the start today and Sunday against the Brewers, and will play on Tuesday and Thursday against Florida. Ron Washington wasn’t sure how he’d handle Guerrero when Texas starts a three-game series in Houston on June 18.

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Jun 11, 2010 8:59 AM CDT reply actions  

With Cruz comeback being slowed......

Vlad needs to play as much as possible, but I understand that we are screwed if he gets hurt for an extended period.

by death of the cool on Jun 11, 2010 9:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

So Wash wants to start

Murphy on Sat vs a LHP and sit Vlad? He should start him on Fri and Sat and sit him for the day game on Sunday. They then have an off day on Monday.

Thank you Houston for drafting Jason Castro.

by RangerMad on Jun 11, 2010 9:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

That is way too complex for the Gut.

Simple sentences are the best with the Gut, ones that don’t require abstract thought about pitching match-ups.

"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jun 11, 2010 9:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

I disagree with much of what Ron does but this does have some sense in it

Not playing Vlad in the field back to back games while trying to get him in as many games as possible is not one of the stupider things he’s done.

by MikeEl on Jun 11, 2010 9:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

Sunday we are facing Gallardo

Im fine with Vlad sitting Saturday and playing Sunday against Gallardo.

After all the carping about the lineup we threw out there against Lee you would think you would want him to play against Gallardo

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Jun 11, 2010 9:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

I just don't know

how you take a team seriously when they field an entirely left handed hitting outfield against a lefty.

with cruz out for another week, you really have to push Vlad now. When Cruz comes back strong you can sit him…… but all that means is that he should play saturday and sit sunday.

or, try a cludge lineup on Saturday with:

Elvis SS
Young LF
Kins 2b
Hamilton CF
Ramirez C
Murphy RF
Arias 1B
Blanco 3B
Pitcher

Oh my god! What can it be? We're all doomed! Who's flying this thing?
-Wash

by iblum on Jun 11, 2010 10:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

Sigh.....

The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano

by bking on Jun 11, 2010 10:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

Ah, the wonders of having David Murphy for a 4th OF.

:(

"I think it's funny because everybody wants Ozzie Smith range," Young said. "I want people to show me a guy that has turbo range like that."

by LSJ on Jun 11, 2010 10:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

Gentry will most likely play Saturday

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Jun 11, 2010 12:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

at least we're playing crappy teams!

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Jun 11, 2010 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah,

I figured we would beat last year’s pace sometime this month. The Rangers just Shit the Bed Fantastic last June.

"Look, we're basically on earth to shit and fuck. So unless your job's to help people shit or fuck, it's not that important, so relax."-https://twitter.com/shitmydadsays

by DJCahill on Jun 11, 2010 8:59 AM CDT reply actions  

And shit the bed sogood last night.

I’m not sure that metaphor still applies in a good way.

by FuturePants on Jun 11, 2010 9:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

Jean-Jacques Taylor

I like how you do him straight…the humor just comes out.

I hear The Onion’s staff does this with actual newspaper headlines to generate their material.

Go Strangers.

by hightowersmith on Jun 11, 2010 9:02 AM CDT reply actions  

Seriously though

I hope the Rangers can bury the Angels soon. I hate seeing them stick around. The difference between Scioscia and Washington is probably over half a dozen games.

My nightmare scenario is the Angels hang around into late September.

"Look, we're basically on earth to shit and fuck. So unless your job's to help people shit or fuck, it's not that important, so relax."-https://twitter.com/shitmydadsays

by DJCahill on Jun 11, 2010 9:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

yep....I agree

Scoccia is 10X the manager Ron washington is….

It would also help if the West other teams (Seattle and Oak) would not just roll over and show their belly to the Angels….at least Sea is doing that for us as well.

by death of the cool on Jun 11, 2010 9:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

FUDGE THAT

Seattle did NOT lay down and die for us…they beat us in a game!

"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"

by Walter Sobchak on Jun 11, 2010 10:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

well....

what are we..8-2 against them?

That is laying down.

by death of the cool on Jun 11, 2010 11:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

they were highly disinterested after the first inning of last game

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by jam0152 on Jun 11, 2010 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

JJT

What the hell does “knowing how to win” even mean?

It’s one of those things you hear about teams like Boston and the Yankees, as if there’s some magical knowledge bestowed by the Baseball Fairy on teams that make the playoffs.

So if the Angels go into the tank and finish around .500, did they “forget” how to win?

Christ, lazy sportswriting makes me angry.

"I'll always keep in my heart the good times I've had here, the strong and loyal support of the fans in the tough times and the love from Liverpool. I have no words to thank you enough for all these years and I am very proud to say that I was your manager.

"Thank you so much once more and always remember: You'll never walk alone."

-- Rafa Benitez

by RCCook on Jun 11, 2010 9:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe it means

having a manager that consistently out wins his pythags.

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by DJCahill on Jun 11, 2010 9:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

that and not having the Barney Fife of baseball as yours.

Wash for this scene your role is to act like a manager who know's what the F he is doing. I know it's a creative stretch 'cus.....he do what he do.

by BigGuns on Jun 11, 2010 9:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

Its not losing your composure late in the season

When the season winds down and every game means so much a tough loss may hurt a young team like the rangers more than a veteran team like the Angels.

Its one of those intangibles that stats can’t measure

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Jun 11, 2010 9:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

Well

If it means keeping your composure, then why not just say “the Angels will win because they’re used to the pressure of a pennant race.”

I’m not a big intangibles guy, but I do think playoff experience helps, and if JJT had just said that, instead of resorting to the lazy “they know how to win” trope, his argument would have been stronger and made far more sense.

"I'll always keep in my heart the good times I've had here, the strong and loyal support of the fans in the tough times and the love from Liverpool. I have no words to thank you enough for all these years and I am very proud to say that I was your manager.

"Thank you so much once more and always remember: You'll never walk alone."

-- Rafa Benitez

by RCCook on Jun 11, 2010 10:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

To me

“Know how to win” and “Used to the pressure of a pennant race” are pretty much the same thing.

You have to win to be in a pennant race to begin with so I don’t have much problem with his wording

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Jun 11, 2010 10:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'll hitch my wagon

to the more talented team any time.

“Knowing how to win” is one of the most overused and overrated phrases and qualities in sports.

by elvis1isking on Jun 11, 2010 11:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

It sucks that Tampa will never win anything

Since they’re not a team that ‘knows how to win’.

At least, that’s what I imagine these jokers were saying in 2008.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Jun 11, 2010 10:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

Seriously, all "knows how to win" means in "has won before."

Because at some point that team had to win for the first time to “learn” how to win.

It’s just a way to try to make “I think the Angels will win again because that’s what always happen” sound more like an actual insight.

by Closure GT on Jun 11, 2010 12:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh yes, constantly.

Every week someone was talking about how Tampa was a good story, but they’d inevitably fold because they don’t have the experience.

When PECOTA (back in Nate Silver days) picked them to win 90 games, a bunch of people complained that PECOTA didn’t consider a team’s past success. "You can’t just turn around like that when you don’t know how to win, it’s impossible).

It was all so frustrating.

by philkid3 on Jun 11, 2010 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

It doesn't mean

a fucking thing. JJT was told to write something about the Rangers. So last night while he was taking a shit it hit him. It hit him like a garbage truck flying down a back alley with a barely educated alcholic at the wheel. He looked up from staring at the grout joints of the tile on his bathroom floor and said:

 “That’s it!”
“The Rangers will lose because….wait for it….the Angels “Know how to win”.
“God dammit JJT, you’re a fucking genius.”

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by Pocket Ninja on Jun 11, 2010 12:46 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

I think Mike Olt would give JJT the benefit of the doubt, wouldn't he?

Nice guy and all.

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by Ryin A on Jun 11, 2010 12:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Now you're just being silly.

Mike Olt’s compassion reaches horizons that others can only see, however JJT’s blatant stupidity cannot be protected.

Mike Olt wants JJT to be dirkatron’d.

by Whiskey in my Whiskey on Jun 11, 2010 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

you got that right.

We need a huge lead. Don’t let it come down to a Scoscia vs. Wash chess game or we are screwed. They love their manager at HH as much as we can’t stand ours. Don’t you dare ever mention firing Scoscia over there, you will get bombarded with hate.

Wash for this scene your role is to act like a manager who know's what the F he is doing. I know it's a creative stretch 'cus.....he do what he do.

by BigGuns on Jun 11, 2010 9:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

I still think we have a talent gap over them

that would win out…Wash would have to be epically bad if it was close down the stretch

"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"

by Walter Sobchak on Jun 11, 2010 10:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

he has his moments, he do what he do.

Wash for this scene your role is to act like a manager who know's what the F he is doing. I know it's a creative stretch 'cus.....he do what he do.

by BigGuns on Jun 11, 2010 11:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

I don't really think managers are worth that many games

But I do agree that that’s when the quality of your manager really comes into play, is during the small sample sizes of stretch runs and to a larger extent, playoff series.

The thing that worries me though is the way we’ve burned through our pitching staff so far this year and the steep incline the difficulty of our schedule is going to take at the end of the season. If anything loses us the division it’s probably going to be those two factors right there.

"I think it's funny because everybody wants Ozzie Smith range," Young said. "I want people to show me a guy that has turbo range like that."

by LSJ on Jun 11, 2010 9:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

I agree to a point, but this is exaggerated just a bit

Any manager is going to look pretty bad when his rotation forces him to go to his bullpen to often over a stretch of games. And the team played an unusual number of very close games until this week. That brings out the worst in Washington, exacerbating the differences between him and someone like Scioscia.

There were stretches early in the year when Scioscia didn’t look so smart, either. Angels fans were complaining about his use of the team’s two main catchers at least as much as we have here, and the bullpen was melting down terribly.

The difference between Scioscia and Wash may very well be 3-4 games in terms of tactics. And since I believe Scioscia is also a good players’ manager, Wash doesn’t gain any ground on him there either.

one and one and one is three

by t ball on Jun 11, 2010 9:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

I wouldnt be surprised

if scioscia was 3-4 above average and Wash was 2-3 below.

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by DJCahill on Jun 11, 2010 9:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

I think myself

Scioscia is one of the two or three above-average managers in baseball right now. The difference between him and just about any other manager besides maybe Gardenhire and Francona is probably quite wide.

"I think it's funny because everybody wants Ozzie Smith range," Young said. "I want people to show me a guy that has turbo range like that."

by LSJ on Jun 11, 2010 9:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

this

Wash for this scene your role is to act like a manager who know's what the F he is doing. I know it's a creative stretch 'cus.....he do what he do.

by BigGuns on Jun 11, 2010 9:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

I've come to the conclusion that Maddon is actually pretty good.

I’m biased against him cause of the terrible mistakes he made during their playoff run (his usage of David Price + letting Gabe Gross happen), but overall I think he’s actually pretty solid.

The two things I look for in a manager are:
1) Does he keep the smallball/“Play the game the right way” shenanigans to a minimum?
2) Does he use the bullpen in a way that makes at least a little bit of sense?
3) Does he handle the clubhouse well?

1 + 2: He’s okay at these from what I can tell… You’re never gonna find a manager who manages the team the way us stat geeks say he should, but he does seem to be reasonably intellegent with most of his moves, and he doesn’t seem to try to impact the games with dumb hit and runs and whatnot.

3: Here’s where Maddon shines, and this is by far the most important one, imo. If you can find a guy who can not kill you in 1+2 and can be a bucket full of fucking WIN at #3, then you’ve got a helluva manager, imo. And if Maddon’s as universally loved by his players as I’ve heard he is, then… Yah, I’d say he’s pretty good.

I’d’ve still fired him for that Gabe Gross shit, though.

Fucking Gabe Gross.

Fuck that guy.

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Draft. Rapes. Poison. Die.

by thedirkatron on Jun 11, 2010 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Maddon has recently been starting same handed batters

against lefties with good changeups. An interesting idea to combat a pitch designed to neutralize opposite handed batters. I applaud such thinking, whether or not it works.

one and one and one is three

by t ball on Jun 11, 2010 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think you are giving Maddon too much credit here...

I think someone in their FO might have had the idea and Maddon was intelligent enough to try it.

"No nuts, no glory"

by coolaid on Jun 11, 2010 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Either way it's a good idea

I don’t see why Maddon shouldn’t get at least some credit for it, or why I should assume it wasn’t his idea.

one and one and one is three

by t ball on Jun 11, 2010 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, because even though it might not have been his own personal sex-baby, being amenable to new ideas is a pretty huge plus itself, though.

Suggest something that comes within a country mile of running counter to conventional baseball wisdom to Dust Baker and he’d call you a dirty son of a base-clogger and start kicking dirt on your shoes.

“I’d never hit-and-run with you,” he’d snarl as he walked away.

The 40 trumps all!
Draft. Rapes. Poison. Die.

by thedirkatron on Jun 11, 2010 5:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

But if close games bring out the worst in Washington

then why does Washington try to make every game, regardless of who is winning, a close game? Every bunt, stolen base, etc. is an attempt to make it more likely your team wins a 1 run game as opposed to winning or losing by 3-4 runs.

Go Rice Owls!

by JBImaknee on Jun 11, 2010 9:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

the hatred for bunts and stolen bases is understood

but you can’t just say a blanket statement like that. More appropriately, we should utilize those tools but at more timely situations.

Bunting and baserunning should be some of our biggest strengths, with the speed of Andrus, Borbon, Kinsler, Cruz, Josh, etc.

"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"

by Walter Sobchak on Jun 11, 2010 10:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

I hate him so much

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by Conjunction on Jun 11, 2010 9:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

OT: USC - When 30 = 10

So, everyone can do the math when it comes to a starting pitcher suspension. They report a 6 game suspension, but the pitcher was going to rest 4 days anyway. A 6 game suspension just pushes his start back 2 days. As a bonus, he’s well rested.

USC has been given a 10 scholarship penalty for 3 years. Everyone is reporting it as 30 scholarships. OK, 10×3... i get it.

But, it’s not that bad. Look at the affect on the recruiting class:

They have 85 scholarships, but are limited to 75 the next 3 years.
2011 – Start with 85 – 20 graduate. They can only add 10. They are at 75.
2012 – Start with 75 – 20 grads – They can add 20 (just like any other year).
2013 – 75 minus 20 plus 20.
2014 – 75 minus 20 plus 30 to get back to 85.

Normally, they’ve got 20 open scholarships each year. Instead, they go:
2011 – 10
2012 – 20
2013 – 20
2014 – 30

They aren’t losing 30 scholarships. They’re recruiting class for next year will be 10 less. That’s it. Calling it 30 is just misleading.

by Oracle Galvez on Jun 11, 2010 9:03 AM CDT reply actions  

You sure about that??

I read it as 10 scholarship offers per year, not 10 that carry over for 3 years.

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by bking on Jun 11, 2010 9:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

That's also what I thought

Lone Star Ball - 2010 -- It's time
I'm a believer

by Mark from OC on Jun 11, 2010 9:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

That's how everyone is reading it

It’s how it’s being reported.
But what it really is…
They are taking 10 scholarships away each year. So instead of limits of 85, 85, 85, the limit is 75, 75, 75. After the first year, they get down to 75. For the next 2 years, they can recruit like normal.

It’s a total limit. They don’t give out 85 new scholarships each year. They give out 1/4 to 1/5th of that as the seniors use up their last year of eligibility.

by Oracle Galvez on Jun 11, 2010 9:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

they can't

give 30 in a year. 25 is max. when a team gives over 25, some won’t have the grades to be admitted, some will grey shirt, meaning no scholarship is given – they can enroll in school but must pay or they get them to a jc and watch their progress.

by mo on Jun 11, 2010 9:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

Interesting

Didn’t know about a max…
But it doesn’t change much.
In 2014, they can recruit 25 to get back to 80.
In 2015, they can recruit 25 to get back to 85.

by Oracle Galvez on Jun 11, 2010 9:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

This

They can only give out 15 schollies a year the next 3 years. For a team like USC that hurts because instead of being able to load up at a position like they did at RB recently now they have to only get certain guys and if one of those doesn’t develop like alot of recruits don’t then they are fucked because they don’t have the depth they normally would

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Jun 11, 2010 9:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

15

This is the first I’d seen on a limit of initial offers per year.
I did a google search, and found it. Wasn’t on a big site. The big guys are still just going with “30”.

So, the penalty on scholarships has two parts.
75 max (aka, the 10 per year that they keep calling 30).
15 new each year.

Looking at recruiting sites, my 20 estimate isn’t bad for a typical class. It’s somewhere between 1/4 and 1/5th of the total of 85. If everyone went full out to a 5th year senior, you’d end up with an average recruiting class of 17.

2011 – Start with 85, loose 20, add 10 to get to 75.
2012 – 75 minus 20, plus 15 = 70
2013 – 70 minus 20, plus 15 = 65
At this point, they can go with 25 in their recruiting class until they get back to 85.

So, they lost 10 recruits in 2011, and 5 each in ’12, & ’13. Total of 20 lost recruits. They can get that number down if they push more guys to be 5th year seniors.

And to go back to my starting pitcher being rested analogy… In 2014, ‘15, ’16… they’re going to be off the bowl ban and have extra scholarships to offer as they push back up to the 85 max.

by Oracle Galvez on Jun 11, 2010 10:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

Oh crap...

a couple months back we have the whole conversation on loose/lose, then I go and F’ it up anyway.

by Oracle Galvez on Jun 11, 2010 10:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

Well with schools like USC who have alot of guys that leave early this really hurts

They usually take 24 or 25 kids each year because they have very few seniors on their rosters. Now not only if they can’t take 25 but the guys who are there bolt early, either to the draft or to another program due to no postseason play, then they are going to be severely fucked.

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Jun 11, 2010 10:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

The size of their...

past 3 or 4 recruiting classes would disagree with that. They’ve had a 20, and a couple in the teens.

But, the reported “30 lost scholarships” is getting closer than my original math suggested (when I thought it was really only 10 lost). The 15 new/year is as big a limiting factor as the 10 overall/year.

by Oracle Galvez on Jun 11, 2010 10:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

yeah

but the no bowl penalty is what hurts – no premier talent is going to maintain their commitment if they want to eventually parlay it into the NFL – there are too many other good teams to go to. So they’ll be using those scholarships on crappy UTEP-quality recruits, not USC-quality blue chips.

Go Rice Owls!

by JBImaknee on Jun 11, 2010 9:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

I don't believe that for a sec

its a two year ban on one of the best programs in the nation, all the recruited talent would be LUCKY to see the field in either of the next two bowls anyways, and if they go undefeated with a tough schedule the AP is liable to give them a NC anyways

by blueballlefty on Jun 11, 2010 10:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

There is a decent difference in terms of team depth between 75 and 85,

but — assuming their depth isn’t destroyed by transfers and commits bailing on them — USC’s a pretty freaking deep team already.

However, if they lose a lot of guys because of this and are limited in how many they can bring in, they’re going to have to fill out a bunch of depth spots with walk-ons, and that would hurt quite a bit.

by Closure GT on Jun 11, 2010 12:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Somehow..

…I think they’ll find a way to beat the Arizona’s and Washington State’s of the world. Hard to see them doing worse than 8-4 in any given year.

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JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Jun 11, 2010 12:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's a pretty good record for a lot of schools,

but at the same time it’s a big step down for USC compared to what, 6 straight years before last season?

by Closure GT on Jun 11, 2010 12:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sure, but that's my point.

A couple of 8-4, 9-3 years during the suspension years is hardly going to kill the program. They’ll be back like before as soon as it’s over.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Jun 11, 2010 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's not going to kill it, but it's still a hefty punishment.

I’d be uncomfortable with the NCAA saying “we need to crush them, so we need to punish them much harder than we would a mediocre program that did the same thing.”

by Closure GT on Jun 11, 2010 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

So the next time we play Seattle is Aug 1st...

so Lee should be a NY yankee for a few joke prospects by then.

by death of the cool on Jun 11, 2010 9:16 AM CDT reply actions  

At least...

…I’m fairly certain that was the point of GoET’s preview post with the whole love triangle thing. I still don’t know for sure.

by FuturePants on Jun 11, 2010 9:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

The Yankees...

are the dude that gets Cliff Lee pregnant that we raise in the hilarious sequel.

by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 11, 2010 12:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

GoET, will you please author a "Cliff Lee Love Story" fanpost that tells this story from beginning to end?

I cannot express with mere words how strongly I want to read such a full-length tale written by you.

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by WestTxAg06 on Jun 11, 2010 12:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

But what if the happy ending never comes? Will it just remain the greatest love story never written?

"I’m gonna go on record here and say a great many things excuse throwing a chair at someone." – D.A. Tron

by WestTxAg06 on Jun 11, 2010 1:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

If he remains a Yankee...

then it becomes the love story where the prick wins the lady and that should never be written.

by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 11, 2010 1:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh, so it'll be like real life love then

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by WestTxAg06 on Jun 11, 2010 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

But then he'll come back with herpes.

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by AceJC on Jun 11, 2010 5:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mike Olt would go to a clinic and inject himself with herpes as well...

Just so he could fulfill you sexually and not have you feel guilty for being the one who gave him a STD.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Jun 11, 2010 5:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Darren Oliver made Ichiro look as foolish on that 3rd strike flail as I've ever seen any accomplished hitter.

Also, Galloway’s column is not wrong, just written from an agitator perspective. If there ever was a draft year to be hamstrung by budget constraints, this is it. There was no consensus anywhere on the rankimgs of the first round or two of the draft.

by 3hacks on Jun 11, 2010 9:16 AM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Omission is a wonderful PR tool

A simple mention that we HAD to sign whoever we took with the Purke pick would have shot too many holes in his theme, so he HAD to leave that out.

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by bking on Jun 11, 2010 9:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

I think so too

I didn’t notice it as much in the rest of the series but he really looked broken last night.

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by Lisa W on Jun 11, 2010 10:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

For me

…it’s pitches he’s taking (many called 3rd strikes), and his swing and misses. It’s like he is just not seeing the ball well right now at all.

by FuturePants on Jun 11, 2010 12:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oliver wasn't the only one that made Ichiro look foolish...

I don’t remember when I’ve ever seen Ichiro look worse in a series.

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by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 11, 2010 9:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

I was so wrong...

about Darren Oliver. I couldn’t believe the Rangers would give a reliever 3 mil for 2 years, especially when he’s almost 40.

Now I can’t imagine the Rangers ’pen without that guy. He has been huge.

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by slc ranger on Jun 11, 2010 12:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

How come the print media in DFW is so pessamistic about the Rangers in 2010?

I’ll start with saying first place.

I know, past history, Rangers never win in the end, blah blah blah. But does negative press get more reading than positive? The Rangers are in first place and destroying their opponents. Yet JJT and Gagaway are writing about how their draft bites and they won’t win it all in the end.

I’ll end with first place. As the Rangers will this year.

First Place Texas Rangers

Lone Star Ball - 2010 -- It's time
I'm a believer

by Mark from OC on Jun 11, 2010 9:18 AM CDT reply actions  

Didn't Adam just have a post

showing that both our hitting and pitching is league average?

I love that we are riding a high after playing a truly horrible baseball team, and JJT and Galloway are hack rabble rousers, but still, this team is far from a threat in the postseason unless we see some big changes (continued emergence of Smoak, Borbon and MaxRam, along with Harden and Feldman either getting their shit together or being replaced).

What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.

by clark on Jun 11, 2010 9:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

No

We’re significantly above league average in runs per game, about league average in runs allowed per game.

by Adam J. Morris on Jun 11, 2010 10:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

33-27

Still exactly the same as our actual record.

"I think it's funny because everybody wants Ozzie Smith range," Young said. "I want people to show me a guy that has turbo range like that."

by LSJ on Jun 11, 2010 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

And our 3rd order record is 33-27 as well.

"I think it's funny because everybody wants Ozzie Smith range," Young said. "I want people to show me a guy that has turbo range like that."

by LSJ on Jun 11, 2010 10:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

what about the 4th order though

I think that’s the one that comes back to bite us in the ass, and propels the Angels/JJT

"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"

by Walter Sobchak on Jun 11, 2010 10:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

How did you get that record?

I get 34-26

one and one and one is three

by t ball on Jun 11, 2010 11:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

I got mine from ESPN's expected win column

and Robbie/philkid also had a post up last night with 34-26. Either way, it’s right at their actual record.

one and one and one is three

by t ball on Jun 11, 2010 11:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

What's the Heart of Texas?

The 40 trumps all!
Draft. Rapes. Poison. Die.

by thedirkatron on Jun 11, 2010 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

SBN Dallas thingy

Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year.
He declined to accept the award, not wanting to show up his fellow rookies. He donated the incentives earned from being named Rookie of the Year to a local charity. He did not report this donation on his tax return. He played bad defense at 3rd base as a rookie to make sure former FOTF 3B Michael Young didn't look so bad. He's Mike Olt.

by octoberty on Jun 11, 2010 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

34-26

one and one and one is three

by t ball on Jun 11, 2010 10:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

can someone explain what any of this means?

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Jun 11, 2010 12:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Your pythagorean record...

….is basically what your record should be, when runs scored and runs allowed are the only thing taken into account.

by FuturePants on Jun 11, 2010 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

ah, thanks

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Jun 11, 2010 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Where's the Boxer brief version?

The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano

by bking on Jun 11, 2010 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Indeed.

Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year

by octoberty on Jun 11, 2010 10:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

yup and all the youngsters will have some playoff experience.

I’d rather they have it than not have it, even if swept.,

Wash for this scene your role is to act like a manager who know's what the F he is doing. I know it's a creative stretch 'cus.....he do what he do.

by BigGuns on Jun 11, 2010 10:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

will they have learned how to win

by getting swept in the playoffs?

Somehow, I bet in JJT’s mind they will.

And Adam, there’s no way we get swept in a playoff series. No way John Wayne (Colby Lewis) and Moses (Elvis) let that happen.

by elvis1isking on Jun 11, 2010 11:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

no way The Vladiator lets that happen, no way.

Wash for this scene your role is to act like a manager who know's what the F he is doing. I know it's a creative stretch 'cus.....he do what he do.

by BigGuns on Jun 11, 2010 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

So long as we have 1 game at home.

Vlad carries this shit over the finishline, kicking and screaming if need be.

by Trickman on Jun 11, 2010 11:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

This I was only a kid last time, so it's all a fading/faded memory

"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jun 11, 2010 10:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

I agree

Which is exactly why nobody should get their hopes up about this team’s chances in the postseason, IMO, lest the feat of winning the division get overlooked.

"I think it's funny because everybody wants Ozzie Smith range," Young said. "I want people to show me a guy that has turbo range like that."

by LSJ on Jun 11, 2010 10:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

And personally

I would probably take 5 or 6 years of division titles while getting creamed in the postseason every time over a one and done Marlins-like WS win.

I mean think about it: you win the world series and all you really get is bragging rights over the 6 month span when baseball is not actually being played. I’d much rather watch a team that’s competitive day in and day out, year in and year out than being stuck fawning over a solitary skin on the wall.

"I think it's funny because everybody wants Ozzie Smith range," Young said. "I want people to show me a guy that has turbo range like that."

by LSJ on Jun 11, 2010 10:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

WHAT?!?!?

talk to any Mavericks fan and ask if they would trade a decade full of 50 win seasons for that one title back in 06.

Banners last forever.

What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.

by clark on Jun 11, 2010 10:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

Not exactly a good example.

Because we were cheated out of that banner.

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aqua on Jun 11, 2010 10:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

Outplayed

out of the banner.

"Look, we're basically on earth to shit and fuck. So unless your job's to help people shit or fuck, it's not that important, so relax."-https://twitter.com/shitmydadsays

by DJCahill on Jun 11, 2010 10:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

Cheated

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 11, 2010 10:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

No

the Mavs rolled over and died like the soft wimps they are in game 7.

"Look, we're basically on earth to shit and fuck. So unless your job's to help people shit or fuck, it's not that important, so relax."-https://twitter.com/shitmydadsays

by DJCahill on Jun 11, 2010 10:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

Didn't matter

Since the refs weren’t going to let them win anyways. When your offense can’t get a single foul called in their favor but thinking of touching the Wades gets a foul called, you aren’t going to win anything.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 11, 2010 10:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

You're so wise

Walkin around, Shooting out knowledge old west style to these stupid fanboys.

I wish I could be like you and be able to smack down whiny Mavs fans with my instant recall memories of Game 7 of the Mavericks-Heat finals…

…especially since it was a 6 game series.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Jun 11, 2010 10:42 AM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

OH SNAP!

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aqua on Jun 11, 2010 10:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

Busted.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Jun 11, 2010 10:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

DEE JAY CAY HILL !!!

All he do is win!

The 40 trumps all!
Don’t throw a party for vengeance. It will turn on you. Like your wife, after your kid has fallen into a quarry.

by thedirkatron on Jun 11, 2010 10:44 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Out coached

That's why they call them business sox

by egriffey on Jun 11, 2010 10:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

it doesn't really matter

When my Spurs friends give me the 4-0 remarks, I don’t get to draw a fucking asterik by the 0.

What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.

by clark on Jun 11, 2010 10:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

If in 5 or 6 years the Rangers have been to the playoffs each year and exited really quickly and the roster is only constructed to win our division then yeah you'll see fans who aren't happy.

But right now our roster is not only built to win the West but with our young talent and plush farm system we appear on track to build on that and be legit WS contenders for years to come. If a title doesn’t happen and we get beat by a better team so be it. But making the playoffs this year even if we get swept would make me so happy.

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Jun 11, 2010 10:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'd rather be remembered as a team that was actually good for at last a half-decade or so

Than a perennial backmarker who had that’s still living off that one dream season.

I don’t think one world series title would go near as far in giving this franchise some respectability as a good 5 or 6 year run in the division would.

Hopefully though, we can accomplish both.

"I think it's funny because everybody wants Ozzie Smith range," Young said. "I want people to show me a guy that has turbo range like that."

by LSJ on Jun 11, 2010 10:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

If they win the division with the age of this team

I’ll be very, very happy. 23 yo 1B, 21 yo SS, and the young pitching.

"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.

Then he grounded out weakly to second.

by WyoRanger on Jun 11, 2010 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

Colby Lewis is 30

Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year

by octoberty on Jun 11, 2010 10:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

a "young" 30

"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"

by Walter Sobchak on Jun 11, 2010 11:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

Better than 27

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 11, 2010 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

C.J. Wilson is 29

Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year

by octoberty on Jun 11, 2010 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

Oliver's 39

So does that make the staff “old”?

"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.

Then he grounded out weakly to second.

by WyoRanger on Jun 11, 2010 11:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

Well

Somebody has to change Marteen’s diapers…

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Jun 11, 2010 11:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

wait...

we didn’t win it in 06?

"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"

by Walter Sobchak on Jun 11, 2010 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

If my options were

a) enjoy over a decade of regular season dominance with some crazy post season excitement (never culminating in a ship)

and

b) winning a ship one year and being irrelevant the rest

I choose (a) having made the easiest decision of my life.

by BuckyB on Jun 11, 2010 11:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'd trade a championship for 10X50 in a heartbeat

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Jun 11, 2010 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Really?

A is definitely the better team, but I’d rather feel what a championship is like.

by philkid3 on Jun 11, 2010 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sports is about entertainment

I hate not being into the Rangers bc they are god-awful to watch, and we have no chance. If we won a ship this year, I would burn down Dallas in happiness, but I wouldn’t take the ship if it meant being a sub-500 team for the next decade, again

by BuckyB on Jun 11, 2010 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

baseketball != Baseball

of the 30 teams in baseball, only 8 go to the post season.

of the 30 teams in basketball, 16 go to the post season.

baseball is still special in that way.

Oh my god! What can it be? We're all doomed! Who's flying this thing?
-Wash

by iblum on Jun 11, 2010 11:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

Wow.

See, you can make brilliant points even when you’ve had a bad day!

by brettgardner on Jun 11, 2010 11:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

well shuckie darn

blind squirel, nut, whatever…

Oh my god! What can it be? We're all doomed! Who's flying this thing?
-Wash

by iblum on Jun 11, 2010 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

x

in hockey all but 2 teams go to the post season.

I soloed in the Mile High Club!

by horsedooty on Jun 11, 2010 1:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

and Milke Olt folds and packs the gear for those two teams..

just so they don’t have to deal with it.

The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano

by bking on Jun 11, 2010 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol wtf?

You know the NBA and NHL have the same number of teams and the same number of teams in the playoff, right?

by Closure GT on Jun 11, 2010 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

x

yeah I was just making a joke.

I soloed in the Mile High Club!

by horsedooty on Jun 11, 2010 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pet peeve

This is not a direct response to you, but it’s tangentially related. I hate when new team ownership says “our goal is to win a world series.” They should say “our goal is to so dominate major league baseball that the Yankees are dwarfed by our glory.” But, you’ve got to start somewhere, and the postseason would be nice.

by Neftali's arm on Jun 11, 2010 11:09 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Rec

Just making the playoffs by itself may not be enough after we make the playoffs 1 or 2 or 3 years and are one and done. Right now, I’d be ecstatic about limping in and being one and done.

"Look, we're basically on earth to shit and fuck. So unless your job's to help people shit or fuck, it's not that important, so relax."-https://twitter.com/shitmydadsays

by DJCahill on Jun 11, 2010 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

Absolutely agree with this

While I’m ready for the WS champion dynasty to start, we’ve got to get there for the first time first.

"I’m gonna go on record here and say a great many things excuse throwing a chair at someone." – D.A. Tron

by WestTxAg06 on Jun 11, 2010 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

when our best run as the Rangers consisted of a 3 out of 4 years

making the playoffs, getting swept in the first round every time, yeah…I’d say so

"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"

by Walter Sobchak on Jun 11, 2010 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

wow

I’ve managed to rile up the great Adam J this morning.

I am as excited about our chances of making the postseason as anyone, and I agree that our fanbase NEEDS playoff baseball. We’ve been waiting for a payoff for too long.

But as a Mavericks fan, I’ve been through a full decade of failed playoff runs, with all but two or three of those years pretty much knowing our fate was a relatively quick exit. I don’t think the attitude of our fans should be “aw shucks, I’m just happy we’re winning some ballgames.” It should be “let’s become the next Tampa Bay Rays and give ourselves a legit shot to win it all.” I don’t think I’m wrong in wanting that.

What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.

by clark on Jun 11, 2010 10:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

Do you not think the team is doing that?

Unless you want to constantly tear a team apart if they aren’t looking to win it all like the Marlins, you’re usually going to see a trend upwards that may not end up with a true WS contending team for the first few years. But for now, I’ll settle with a team that can win a weak division and worry about building on to that for next season.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 11, 2010 10:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

I do

I love where this team is headed, especially considering our financial situation.

But I also stand by my statement that we are not a legitimate playoff threat as of right now, and I wouldn’t mind seeing the team try to plug a hole or two to give us a legit shot. If there is one thing JD has shown, it is an aggressive approach, so I think this will happen.

What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.

by clark on Jun 11, 2010 10:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

How are we going to plug holes when we can barely make payroll as it is?

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Jun 11, 2010 10:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

I think we're as legitimate as most of the playoff contenders

I’m not betting on a WS championship, but I don’t think this team is an easy sweep for an opponent. The team has good potential in every spot to give great production. Whether that happens or not will be seen, but if this team gets hot at the right time, they can make it deep into the playoffs.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 11, 2010 10:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

As legitimate

as most of the Playoff contenders not from the AL East.

"Look, we're basically on earth to shit and fuck. So unless your job's to help people shit or fuck, it's not that important, so relax."-https://twitter.com/shitmydadsays

by DJCahill on Jun 11, 2010 10:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

Even they aren't unbeatable

The smart money is on the Rays or Yankees, but I’m not going to watch a playoff series with the Rangers facing them believing we are defeated before Game 1.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 11, 2010 10:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

This team will be as legitimate as our top 3 starters make us..

Any talk about “built for the playoffs” comes down to this. You can’t construct a roster for the regular season or the playoffs, IMO, as the same needs arise in both cases. But a top-heavy staff does give a team a playoff edge.

The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano

by bking on Jun 11, 2010 10:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

An edge, sure.

But it’s not impossible to do it with 4 good pitchers instead of 2 great ones. Matchups matter as well, as does home field.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Jun 11, 2010 10:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

I agree

that is why the Holland injury situation is so huge.

Hey Tom - It's over now, so do you know how - to pick up the pieces and go home?

by tricer on Jun 11, 2010 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

look, maybe...as a backup option

But if things went the way we’d planned, by season’s end, our playoff rotation would be Harden, Feldman, CJ

And we already have a damn good 4th horse for that race who, as of now, is replacing Harden in that setup: Colby

So yeah, if Feldman doesn’t come around, or CJ flames out towards the end, or Colby starts getting hit hard, and additionally Big Tom Hunter isn’t ready, then yeah, losing Holland’s going to hurt big time.

"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"

by Walter Sobchak on Jun 11, 2010 11:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

I don't start Harden in the playoffs if he is pitching like this

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 11, 2010 11:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

Harden doesn't make it to the end of the season

if he pitches like this.

"Look, we're basically on earth to shit and fuck. So unless your job's to help people shit or fuck, it's not that important, so relax."-https://twitter.com/shitmydadsays

by DJCahill on Jun 11, 2010 11:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

read again - "if things went the way we'd planned"

I expect improvement – and drastic improvement – from Richie by season’s end…or else he’s gone, and we’ve either traded for somebody, or promoted Scheppers or a surprise arm.

"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"

by Walter Sobchak on Jun 11, 2010 11:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

I don't see...

how you could have Harden or Feldman in any playoff rotation given their performance so far this season.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Jun 11, 2010 12:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Feldman I can understand

He’s shown signs of getting better and probably would have a better looking stat line if we didn’t have to worry about saving our RPs, which wouldn’t be the case in the playoffs.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 11, 2010 12:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

They've both been equally shitty...

signs are good, but I would like to see the results.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Jun 11, 2010 12:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

I also wonder

how much it would help to just SPLIT THEM UP.

Harden comes out and kills the bullpen. Does Feldman get left in a little longer than he would have been the next day, because the bullpen is ded?

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Jun 11, 2010 12:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah...

splitting them up should have happened a long time ago.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Jun 11, 2010 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, there's the rub

One the one hand, you can point to 3 or 4 teams in the AL who are definitely better than us right now. Fortunately all but Minnesota play in the AL East.

On the other hand, weird things happen over short series, so the chances of being a playoff ‘contender’ are pretty closely correlated to be a playoff ‘participant’.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Jun 11, 2010 10:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

rec'd for use of yutes

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 11, 2010 11:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

Meh

Tell it to Oakland. Or LA.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Jun 11, 2010 11:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

but we got better while LA got worse

they gave us Vlad and Darren O. Just GAVE them to us. They gave up Chone (not playing well, sure…) to another division rival. They gave Lackey to their former rival for the AL crown. They just gave so much up. That’s pre-Kendry stupid injury. That’s pre-horrible closer Fuentes being injured. Pre-other injuries, too.

"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"

by Walter Sobchak on Jun 11, 2010 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

That's my point

Other teams have injuries they’re dealing with as well. And they’ve managed to stay competitive as well.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Jun 11, 2010 12:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

I get the anything can happen mentality

because it’s true, but there are four teams in the East who are better than us right now.

What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.

by clark on Jun 11, 2010 10:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

That doesn't matter

since only 2 of them at the most will make it to the playoffs. And luckily for us, we don’t have to play the AL East teams all year.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 11, 2010 10:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

Luckily

only 2 show up in the playoffs. I’d still take a backdoor entry to the playoffs. After a decade of not making the playoffs, it would be progress.

"Look, we're basically on earth to shit and fuck. So unless your job's to help people shit or fuck, it's not that important, so relax."-https://twitter.com/shitmydadsays

by DJCahill on Jun 11, 2010 10:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

define better

I don’t necessarily think Toronto’s better, and Boston is Boston – they have a better rotation and a pretty good pen, but I’d say we can match up with them any day of the week

"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"

by Walter Sobchak on Jun 11, 2010 11:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

The Rangers...

were better than one of the teams that made the playoffs last year. Shit happens. If the Rangers get into the playoffs, they’ve earned it.

by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 11, 2010 12:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hard to be better than the Angels last year.

I forget what the study was, but it had an interesting point, that getting to 95 wins is (relatively) normal. Every win over 95 becomes absurdly more difficult.

by FuturePants on Jun 11, 2010 12:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

And?

Who’s saying the Rangers would be favored?

The Rangers went in to the series against the Rays without Nelson Cruz with a projectable record of around .470 thanks to being at home. It would be more like .400 in a series where the Rays got the bulk of the home games, and that’s a very sizable advantage, but it’s not a “once in a thousand the Rangers could get lucky” situation. I’m getting really, really rough with my estimates here, but the point is, against one of the best teams in baseball, a team of the Rangers talent can be expected to win close to two out of every five times they play.

The playoff system, for legitimate reasons, sucks at making sure the best team wins the title, but the reason that’s awesome is because we’re rooting for not the best team.

by philkid3 on Jun 11, 2010 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, they're not an easy sweep.

They’re probably the underdogs in every series they could play, but that doesn’t mean they’re destined to fail. Baseball just doesn’t work that way, inferior teams have a chance.

by philkid3 on Jun 11, 2010 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

I mean, they DID say

“It’s Tine”

"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"

by Walter Sobchak on Jun 11, 2010 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

You're using the Mavs as your benchmark?

The only way you don’t make the NBA playoffs is if you’re run by Isiah Thomas.

"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.

Then he grounded out weakly to second.

by WyoRanger on Jun 11, 2010 10:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

How in the hell does he run all fourteen teams every year that don't make it?

I knew the guy was incredible, but geez…

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aqua on Jun 11, 2010 10:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

It's not easy making the playoffs in the Western Conference.

It’s ridiculously hard, actually, given the number of spots.

Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year

by octoberty on Jun 11, 2010 10:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

Who cares?

If MLB playoffs were anything like the NBA the Rangers would have been in the playoffs last year with the fourth best record in the AL. Probably 2004 too.

"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.

Then he grounded out weakly to second.

by WyoRanger on Jun 11, 2010 11:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

Who cares?

I’m simply saying it takes a little more than not being run by Isiah Thomas to make the playoffs in the Western Conference. Eastern Conference is another story. But the Mavs’ play in the SEC of the NBA.

Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year

by octoberty on Jun 11, 2010 11:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

we should all care

I get the difference, but if we had half of that run – 5 years of the playoffs in a row with 90 wins each year – we’d be ecstatic. The Mavs were the laughing stock of the league. Then they had a huge run, with no titles (officially) and everybody starts hating – “Trade Dirk! Start over! I’d rather watch us lose every game of the year than this!” Team’s fans and players raise the standard, and then the success we were always looking for becomes failure all of a sudden. I’d KILL for the Rangers to have this type of success. And I will never talk trash about the Mavs’ current run. Of course I’d rather have a title. But we don’t. Boo freakin’ hoo.

"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"

by Walter Sobchak on Jun 11, 2010 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

If the MLB Playoffs were like the NBA playoffs

we would have made it last year and started with a series against the Twins. (as the 4-5 matchup). Also, the Tigers, Mariners, and Rays would have made it.)

in 08, we would have failed to make the playoffs by 2 games, as the number 9 seed.

in 07, we were 4 games out, as the number 10 seed, Oakland was number 9.

in 06, we were 6 games out, but the number 9 seed again.
in 05, we were 1 game out, and the number 9 seed.
in 04, we were the number 6 seed, and would have faced the twins….
in 03, we were 12 games out, and tied for the number 10 seed.
in 02, we were 6 games out, and the number 10 seed
in 01, we were 7 games out, and the number 10 seed
in 00, we were 11 games out, and the number 12 seed…
in 99 (or last playoff year), we would have been the number 3 seed and faced Toronto
in 98 we were the number 4 seed and again faced Toronto
in 97 we were 1.5 games out and were the number 10 seed.
in 96 we were the number 3 seed and would have faced Chicago.
in 95 we were the number 6 seed and would have faced the Yankees.

(and of course, 94 was the strike year and before that only 2 teams made the post season).

and of course, if they had taken the top 8 teams before that we would have made the playoffs every year from 89 to 93, also 86, 81, 79, 78, 77, and more….

Oh my god! What can it be? We're all doomed! Who's flying this thing?
-Wash

by iblum on Jun 11, 2010 12:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'd be very happy with a division title

And even happier to see the team make some moves that would provide some incremental improvement this year.

Hey Tom - It's over now, so do you know how - to pick up the pieces and go home?

by tricer on Jun 11, 2010 10:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

AND anything can happen once you get to the playoffs

You don’t build a team specifically to win the World Series or a playoff series, you just go about building the best team you can from year to year with an eye towards increasing your odds.

one and one and one is three

by t ball on Jun 11, 2010 10:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

Exactly...

And the Rangers need to be in the playoffs so people can experience Elvis Andrus like we experience Elvis Andrus.

by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 11, 2010 12:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Also, Neftali

he needs to be appreciated. Like – REALLY appreciated.

"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"

by Walter Sobchak on Jun 11, 2010 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Darren Oliver continues to amaze

Over the last couple years he has turned himself into a late innings monster strikeout pitcher. Is there a precedent for a pitcher approaching 40 to suddenly see his K rate increase substantially two years in a row, nearly doubling in the process?

Since moving to the bullpen fulltime in 2006, Oliver is 19-4, 3.04 ERA, 7.3 K/9, 2.5 K/9, and improving each year. His WAR values for each year:
2006 0.0
2007 0.7
2008 1.0
2009 1.5
2010 0.9, tied for 9th among relievers.

The only caveat is his heavy usage so far. Hopefully that slows down a bit henceforth.

one and one and one is three

by t ball on Jun 11, 2010 9:20 AM CDT reply actions  

At this point, I think any "future" roster projected by us, BA, or anyone else should include Darren Oliver

I fully expect him to be setting up our closer Carlos Melo or Lucas Jackson in 2016.

Dude is a machine, and very underrated.

"I’m gonna go on record here and say a great many things excuse throwing a chair at someone." – D.A. Tron

by WestTxAg06 on Jun 11, 2010 10:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

Question:

when you were a former starter, and logged 180+ innings a year, and become a reliever and log 90+ and that’s considered “being used too much,” is it that big of a deal? I get that there’s less rest between outings, but with less pitches, and less innings, and less overall usage, is that really a big deal to a former starter that has proven they can handle the workload over a year?

"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"

by Walter Sobchak on Jun 11, 2010 11:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

the frequency and nature of the appearances matters a lot

Not only is he pitching very often, he’s pitching in high leverage situations which are more stressful mentally and physically.

one and one and one is three

by t ball on Jun 11, 2010 11:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

but would you say Pitcher A with 180+ innings previously but not too much wear and tear

fares better in overuse than Pitcher B who has always been a middle amount of innings reliever?

"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"

by Walter Sobchak on Jun 11, 2010 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's 39

and no, I don’t think you can reduce it that simply anyway.

one and one and one is three

by t ball on Jun 11, 2010 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Heard an unlikely rumor Tanner Scheppers Starting Tonight...

Anyone hear the same? It would be nice to sit harden a round or two, there’s something very wrong with the guy.

Greetings from the Humungus, the Ruler of the Wasteland, the Ayatollah of Rock and Roll-A. I laugh at your puny plans.

by Lord Humungus on Jun 11, 2010 9:24 AM CDT reply actions  

Scheppers is starting in OKC on Sunday

They would not bring him off the DL and directly to Arlington for his ML debut.

one and one and one is three

by t ball on Jun 11, 2010 9:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

Unless the gut said do it

Lone Star Ball - 2010 -- It's time
I'm a believer

by Mark from OC on Jun 11, 2010 9:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

I've always wondered the difference between professional

and profressional…

all joking aside, isn’t a minor league start considered “professional?”

"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"

by Walter Sobchak on Jun 11, 2010 11:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

How can you take the joke out of that...

Profreshional:

1. One who makes it their profession to look, act, sound, and be fresh.

1. Dang brosef, look at Jahizzy Capizzy lookin’ all fly with all those girls. That pimp is a true profreshional.

by Oracle Galvez on Jun 11, 2010 11:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

Crap, he's coming off injury to start in AAA

G/D rumors…

Greetings from the Humungus, the Ruler of the Wasteland, the Ayatollah of Rock and Roll-A. I laugh at your puny plans.

by Lord Humungus on Jun 11, 2010 9:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

Jamey is that you?

"I’m gonna go on record here and say a great many things excuse throwing a chair at someone." – D.A. Tron

by WestTxAg06 on Jun 11, 2010 10:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

Adam you're so funny

you and you’re fuzzy math trying to prove Grandpa Urine wrong, when will you ever learn?

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

by Escher on Jun 11, 2010 9:27 AM CDT reply actions  

looks like we will won't be missing the aces

Gallardo on Sunday and Josh Johnson probably either Tue or Wed.

Hey Tom - It's over now, so do you know how - to pick up the pieces and go home?

by tricer on Jun 11, 2010 9:35 AM CDT reply actions  

for all the Ubaldo love

JJ has better FIP and xFIP numbers. He may be the best non-Halladay pitcher in the NL.

Hey Tom - It's over now, so do you know how - to pick up the pieces and go home?

by tricer on Jun 11, 2010 9:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

Ubaldo has the advantage in tERA though

2.49 to 2.90.

But Johnson has a 2-point advantage on Ubaldo in swstr% (11 to 8.9) and hasn’t been quite as insanely lucky as Ubaldo has been with his .229 BABIP and 92.4 LOB%.

"I think it's funny because everybody wants Ozzie Smith range," Young said. "I want people to show me a guy that has turbo range like that."

by LSJ on Jun 11, 2010 9:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

we never seem to miss the aces

What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.

by clark on Jun 11, 2010 9:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

we won't miss them

They will both pitch against us.

Hey Tom - It's over now, so do you know how - to pick up the pieces and go home?

by tricer on Jun 11, 2010 11:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm just being facetious

making fun of your English. Which I never do, must be a Friday…must be itching to get out of here

"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"

by Walter Sobchak on Jun 11, 2010 11:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

aha

Now I see what you are poking fun at. Missed it twice apparently.

Hey Tom - It's over now, so do you know how - to pick up the pieces and go home?

by tricer on Jun 11, 2010 11:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

thought those numbers looked funny

last year after 60 games the Rangers were on a pace to score 826 runs. They ended up scoring 784.

Is 832 runs for 2010 reasonable?

Thank you Houston for drafting Jason Castro.

by RangerMad on Jun 11, 2010 9:42 AM CDT reply actions  

Quite

one and one and one is three

by t ball on Jun 11, 2010 9:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

You be quite!

Thank you Houston for drafting Jason Castro.

by RangerMad on Jun 11, 2010 9:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

As long as the toe tap doesn't return

and Vlad keeps his torrid pace, and MY keeps getting multi-hit games, and Andrus continues to be other-worldly w/risp, and Smoak continues to improve, and Borbon stays hot, and Kins gets going, and Cruz gets healthy, and they get some production at catcher, and the bench produces something — anything.

In that case, absolutely.

That's why they call them business sox

by egriffey on Jun 11, 2010 9:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yes

Last year, the Rangers offense produced nearly the same number of runs through 60 games, but was trending down. Thats not the case this year. This year, the offense is trending up. The catchers are hitting, we have a middle of the lineup that can produce runs, and we are doing this with Cruz and Kinsler out/not playing like themselves. And I fully expect one of Kinsler/Cruz to get healthy and produce like they have before.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 11, 2010 10:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

Kinsler doesn't seem healthy

I wouldn’t expect anything more then a .750 ops from him this year.

Thank you Houston for drafting Jason Castro.

by RangerMad on Jun 11, 2010 10:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not betting on him

but between him and Cruz, I think we’ll get at least one healthy productive player.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 11, 2010 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

I love the subtle dig at Cameron's #6 Mariners ranking

I’m also glad Roland-Smith is 27, and that Jose Lopez is 26, and that Adam Moore is 25. Hopefully it means we’ll get to face them any times over the next 4 or 5 years.

Go Rice Owls!

by JBImaknee on Jun 11, 2010 9:49 AM CDT reply actions  

Yep

Cameron’s an excellent writer and I thoroughly enjoy his work. But I didn’t understand the rationale of that ranking at all. He made a decision based on one factor (Zduriencik), not accounting for the fact that he was operating with a very small sample size. You can call it many things; myopic, naive; maybe contradictory.

http://oursaviorchuck.ytmnd.com/

by Conjunction on Jun 11, 2010 10:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

But Jack Z is worth at least 15 WARG, I thought

"I’m gonna go on record here and say a great many things excuse throwing a chair at someone." – D.A. Tron

by WestTxAg06 on Jun 11, 2010 10:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

He should say WARGM

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 11, 2010 11:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

PLUEGISH

See? We can all just make shit up.

by FuturePants on Jun 11, 2010 11:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

?

Wins Above Replacement GM

WAR-GM

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Jun 11, 2010 11:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

Ah

So what is our WARGM? -8? Fucking Blanco and Arias.

Last night, trying to justify (even with a huge lead) why Arias, Blanco and Gentry were in the game over Smoak, MY, and Hamilton (with the game that those three were having) to my mom when the moves were made: “Um, it’s a defensive roster? Except for Arias over Kinsler. And maybe Gentry, too.”

by FuturePants on Jun 11, 2010 11:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

This is a brilliant analogy

"I’m gonna go on record here and say a great many things excuse throwing a chair at someone." – D.A. Tron

by WestTxAg06 on Jun 11, 2010 11:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

I hate to say it.

But Josey is right: time for JD to make the active roster a winner. Farms are nice. Farms are fun. I want to win now. Arias at first and Gentry leading off with Treanor doesn’t win shit. Does. Not. Win. Shit.

by FuturePants on Jun 11, 2010 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

The team needs to follow through on where they are. I say below that the biggest mistake a GM can make is trying to compete when his team isn’t ready. The 2nd biggest mistake is to be half-assed when the cards are in your favor and you have a winnable race.

I do worry that JD is too gun-shy… let’s hope he isn’t.

Go Rice Owls!

by JBImaknee on Jun 11, 2010 11:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

Well, I think the team obviously needs to get Arias out and a competent RHH'ing OF/1b bat in here, but I don't want a selling off of the farm to win this year, either.

Not that you were suggesting we go all-in this year or anything.

Just saying, is all.

We need to go out and get us a RHH’ing backup 1b to be what we thought we were getting out of Garko.

I’m fine with Gentry getting some starts from Borbon… Gentry isn’t a bad 5th OF’er.

I’d rather it be Boggs, but the org has decided he’s not an option, and (as AJM always tells us, vis a vis Max) the org is always right in these situations.

The 40 trumps all!
Don’t throw a party for vengeance. It will turn on you. Like your wife, after your kid has fallen into a quarry.

by thedirkatron on Jun 11, 2010 11:50 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

It would

appear that Garko is not showing some signs of life in AAA. Maybe it makes some sense to give him another try out before going outside the circle of trust.

by Whiskey in my Whiskey on Jun 11, 2010 11:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yessir

Sorry about that. He is showing some signs of a pulse nowadays. I’d rather him get a shot before we trade away even marginal talent.

by Whiskey in my Whiskey on Jun 11, 2010 12:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well Gentry over Borbon is fine.

Gentry hitting leadoff and Elvis benched is inexcusable. Especially against Clifford Lee. I mean is that our only option? (It is.) So for real, get us a RHH bat. 1B will be fine; I’m not panicked about it yet.

by FuturePants on Jun 11, 2010 11:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

Arias at first isn't going to win anything

but Gentry is a good 5th OF who has a role on this team (as long as he isn’t always leading off and playing LF) and Treanor is a good catcher for split-time duties.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 11, 2010 11:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

It'd be nice to do it..

…with a payroll of a mid-sized market team.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Jun 11, 2010 12:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep

We’re doing it with the payroll of a Lubbock-sized market team.

"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." - Chuck Morgan

by rlb02a on Jun 11, 2010 12:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

I respectfully disagree

He has made more bad moves than good to this point (most in his first two years) but his good moves have been great, and the Teixeira trade is the move he needed to hang his hat on.

I do worry about him as a buyer. He has a very mixed track record as a buyer (Eaton and McCarthy were huge, costly, multi-year setback busts, but Lee was a win that netted us two picks and Cruz).

What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.

by clark on Jun 11, 2010 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

He hasn't really been in position to make a true Buy at the deadline (the Lee/Coco thing was more of a controlled buy, imo).

I’d love to see how he operates under those conditions.

Unforunately I suspect he’ll be hamstrung again this July due to how Hixed we are.

Fucking Hicks…

The 40 trumps all!
Draft. Rapes. Poison. Die.

by thedirkatron on Jun 11, 2010 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

agree

I’d love it if we could just take on a salary dump instead of paying a premium in prospects.

What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.

by clark on Jun 11, 2010 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yah, spending OPM is always more fun than seeing us deal our precious little future sexual cupcakes deal away.

Unfortunately we’ve been Hixed so that ain’t gonna happen anytime soon.

The 40 trumps all!
Draft. Rapes. Poison. Die.

by thedirkatron on Jun 11, 2010 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'd rather go with what we've got than trade away any highly regarded prospects

Let our team develop, it’s going to be ridiculous if we don’t screw it up

by BuckyB on Jun 11, 2010 4:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

The ranking was silly, but Cameron did not make that ranking by himself

There are a couple of Seattle fans among the group that made the rankings, but it’s inaccurate to say they were ranked there just because of Cameron. I think it’s more accurate to say that some sabre-friendly analysts got a bit too excited about the moves Dr. Z made, and having a couple of Seattle fans prominent among those making the rankings made for a too optimistic ranking.

Really, the idea that Seattle was among the leaders in future potential (2011 and beyond) as well as this year seemed suspect to me. That team has a bunch of holes.

The 2010 Seattle Mariners seem a little similar to the 2006 or 2007 Rangers. A team that management tried to coax into winning this year, but is now faced with a rebuilding project around a few good young players and some aging talent.

one and one and one is three

by t ball on Jun 11, 2010 10:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

I think the better analogy

is that the 2009 Mariners were closer to the 2004 Rangers. A team that was surprisingly competitive and made people overlook the obvious weaknesses in thinking that they were a few pieces away from winning a weak division the next year.

And like the 2005 Rangers, the 2010 Mariners are an awful, awful club. I actually feel sorry for them, because 2005 had to be one of the most discouraging years as a Rangers fan. But it does highlight a key feature of baseball – trying to compete when you aren’t finished rebuilding is one of the absolute worst mistakes you can make. I don’t care how good a GM you are when it comes to making trades, if you’ve misjudged your starting level, you’re doomed to spend what limited resources you have in a fools errand.

Go Rice Owls!

by JBImaknee on Jun 11, 2010 11:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

Also apt.

one and one and one is three

by t ball on Jun 11, 2010 11:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

The 2005 Rangers

They weren’t awful. They were just mediocre.

by Adam J. Morris on Jun 11, 2010 11:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

I know

but they were awful to watch. It was a wasted season and very, very discouraging. It provided no hope – it was one of those that was like throwing water in our faces that said “2004 was a mirage, and you won’t be winning anytime soon”

I guess the M’s are actually a truly awful club at the same time. At least they can look forward to possibly getting Rendon next year.

Go Rice Owls!

by JBImaknee on Jun 11, 2010 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

Except they have two good pitchers, we had shit

"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jun 11, 2010 11:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

eh

no one thought the 2007 Rangers really had much of a chance; other than the whole “team that loses Buck wins the world series” thing.

Go Rice Owls!

by JBImaknee on Jun 11, 2010 11:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

I think they were seen, like this year's M's...

…as a team who had a chance to sneak it with a weak division, and who STBF at the start of the year to immediately drop out of the race.

by Adam J. Morris on Jun 11, 2010 11:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

perhaps

part of me just wants to see the M’s lost in the wilderness for 5 years like Texas was after 2004.

Go Rice Owls!

by JBImaknee on Jun 11, 2010 12:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Impossible

they have the number 6 organization in baseball

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 11, 2010 12:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

and who then traded their most valuable chit

in the summer to boost their rebuilding effort. Lee won’t be quite as valuable as Teixeira since he’s only a half year rental, but still he’s looking pretty good right now.

one and one and one is three

by t ball on Jun 11, 2010 12:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

STBF?

Shit The Bed? Fuck!

That’s the only thing I can come up with. I have no idea what that means.

"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.

Then he grounded out weakly to second.

by WyoRanger on Jun 11, 2010 12:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fantastic

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Jun 11, 2010 12:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

I thought you two were complimenting me

I still like mine better than Josey’s.

"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.

Then he grounded out weakly to second.

by WyoRanger on Jun 11, 2010 12:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Right, the ranking was wrong before any games were played

and would still have been wrong if the Mariners were in first place right now. The team is not in a good position for the next couple of years, though they do have a good management team in charge of the necessary rebuilding effort.

The team made a reasonable shot at contending this year in a weak division. In doing so, they didn’t give up too much of their future, so it was worth a shot. Now they need to get down to the business of rebuilding.

one and one and one is three

by t ball on Jun 11, 2010 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

I lol'd

That organizational ranking was just dumb

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 11, 2010 10:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

Best comment in that thread
terry on June 10th, 2010 8:41 pm

The reality is that 2011 is in the books too.

one and one and one is three

by t ball on Jun 11, 2010 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Robbie on the Rangers All-Stars

link

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Jun 11, 2010 9:51 AM CDT reply actions  

No Elvis?

That's why they call them business sox

by egriffey on Jun 11, 2010 9:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

Unforunately, no.

He’s got a case, though. I’m not sure when Marco Scutaro lept past him, but it was recent.

by philkid3 on Jun 11, 2010 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

You are Robbie Griffin?

I always thought your name was Phil

by BuckyB on Jun 11, 2010 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

I always thought his name was Philk Id, III

I thought it was odd, but I don’t judge family names.

"I’m gonna go on record here and say a great many things excuse throwing a chair at someone." – D.A. Tron

by WestTxAg06 on Jun 11, 2010 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nope.

I just respond to it on the interent.

I was the third kid growing up on this Ranch to get an email address, basically. And somehow I’ve never bothered to find myself a new handle.

by philkid3 on Jun 11, 2010 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Man

I don’t even know you anymore.

by BuckyB on Jun 11, 2010 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

re: "Nope. I just respond to it on the interent."

Semi-OT note on this… A few nights ago I was out and someone called out “Dirk” and I fucking turned around.

When I got him I very nearly created a new account name.

If that happens again I might fucking have to…

The 40 trumps all!
Draft. Rapes. Poison. Die.

by thedirkatron on Jun 11, 2010 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

"friendlyneighborhoodraper"

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Jun 11, 2010 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nerd.

one and one and one is three

by t ball on Jun 11, 2010 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

thought that was going to be

an article on Robbie Ross and the SAL All Stars.

Thank you Houston for drafting Jason Castro.

by RangerMad on Jun 11, 2010 10:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

So did I...

The 40 trumps all!
Don’t throw a party for vengeance. It will turn on you. Like your wife, after your kid has fallen into a quarry.

by thedirkatron on Jun 11, 2010 10:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

Hey, dickfuck, I know people who have been 27.

How you can be so insensitive to make jokes about something that has afflicted millions and millions of Americans at one time or another is beyond me.

Grow up!!!!

The 40 trumps all!
Don’t throw a party for vengeance. It will turn on you. Like your wife, after your kid has fallen into a quarry.

by thedirkatron on Jun 11, 2010 10:42 AM CDT reply actions   2 recs

Good point.

Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year

by octoberty on Jun 11, 2010 10:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

he was sort of like Lt. Dan

There was a lot of rage, rape and denial, but he ended up making his peace with God, from what I could tell.

What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.

by clark on Jun 11, 2010 11:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

Lt. Dirk

good analogy.

one and one and one is three

by t ball on Jun 11, 2010 11:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

Heh

"I’m gonna go on record here and say a great many things excuse throwing a chair at someone." – D.A. Tron

by WestTxAg06 on Jun 11, 2010 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

I also have metal fucking legs and I love banging Asian chicks and taking them to fucking weddings, so fuck yes I love this analogy.

The 40 trumps all!
Don’t throw a party for vengeance. It will turn on you. Like your wife, after your kid has fallen into a quarry.

by thedirkatron on Jun 11, 2010 11:15 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Dirkatron's Wedding Crashing Service

You bring the broads, he’ll take care of the rest. Call 1-800-I’ll-Rape(1-800-455-7273)

"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jun 11, 2010 11:50 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

it's upsetting that you know that #

and haven’t shared it with us before

"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"

by Walter Sobchak on Jun 11, 2010 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Other than Mike MOTHER FUCKING Olt it was actually pretty solid, given how Hixed we are at the moment.

The 40 trumps all!
Don’t throw a party for vengeance. It will turn on you. Like your wife, after your kid has fallen into a quarry.

by thedirkatron on Jun 11, 2010 11:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

GOD I FUCKING HATE MIKE OLT SO MUCH

The 40 trumps all!
Don’t throw a party for vengeance. It will turn on you. Like your wife, after your kid has fallen into a quarry.

by thedirkatron on Jun 11, 2010 11:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

I hope he leads this team to nine consecutive WS titles just so the hate will truly flow.

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aqua on Jun 11, 2010 11:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

Me too

"I’m gonna go on record here and say a great many things excuse throwing a chair at someone." – D.A. Tron

by WestTxAg06 on Jun 11, 2010 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

Mike Olt likes you, still.

Because Mike Olt is a good guy. Mike Olt is a winner.

Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year

by octoberty on Jun 11, 2010 11:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

Mike Olt

Had a lunchpail surgically attached to his left hand.

http://oursaviorchuck.ytmnd.com/

by Conjunction on Jun 11, 2010 11:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

Mike Olt always buys the the first round, and usually the second as well... cause Mike Olt just wants his friends to be happy.

The 40 trumps all!
Don’t throw a party for vengeance. It will turn on you. Like your wife, after your kid has fallen into a quarry.

by thedirkatron on Jun 11, 2010 11:27 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Mike Olt makes Little Debbie look like a pile of puke.

The 40 trumps all!
Don’t throw a party for vengeance. It will turn on you. Like your wife, after your kid has fallen into a quarry.

by thedirkatron on Jun 11, 2010 11:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

He hates smiling?

"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." - Chuck Morgan

by rlb02a on Jun 11, 2010 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mike Olt smiles

Just not often when he’s working. And never when he’s performing poorly. Well, in theory anyway. Mike Olt has never performed poorly.

Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year

by octoberty on Jun 11, 2010 12:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mike Olt wants to go home for his early meeting tomorrow, but he'll stay out with you to be cool.

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aqua on Jun 11, 2010 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

Mike Olt isn't even allowed in Mexico, but he'll go if you want to go.

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aqua on Jun 11, 2010 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

The Rangers wanted to draft Mike Olt earlier, but he offered to wait as long as they wanted.

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aqua on Jun 11, 2010 11:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

"Mike Olt" is German for "Promise Ring".

The 40 trumps all!
Don’t throw a party for vengeance. It will turn on you. Like your wife, after your kid has fallen into a quarry.

by thedirkatron on Jun 11, 2010 11:43 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

This might be the best one.

And Mike Olt wants to give peace a chance.

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aqua on Jun 11, 2010 11:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

Mike Olt makes Baby Goose look like Osama bin Laden x 1,000

The 40 trumps all!
Don’t throw a party for vengeance. It will turn on you. Like your wife, after your kid has fallen into a quarry.

by thedirkatron on Jun 11, 2010 11:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

Mike Olt asks if you want the last slice of pizza

"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.

Then he grounded out weakly to second.

by WyoRanger on Jun 11, 2010 12:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mike Olt always insist on paying the check.

Mike Olt tips 60%.

Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year

by octoberty on Jun 11, 2010 12:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mike Olt's name is really Mark

but he’s too nice to correct you.

one and one and one is three

by t ball on Jun 11, 2010 11:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

I thought it was Mel?

"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." Chuck Morgan 5/13/10

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 11, 2010 11:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

The Rangers wanted to give Mike Olt 800,000 dollars to sign.

Mike Olt knew of the Rangers financial struggles. Mike Olt declined. Mike Olt signed for 600,000 dollars.

Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year

by octoberty on Jun 11, 2010 11:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

And even then only if they donated the entire bonus straight to the ASPCA.

The 40 trumps all!
Don’t throw a party for vengeance. It will turn on you. Like your wife, after your kid has fallen into a quarry.

by thedirkatron on Jun 11, 2010 11:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

Chuck Morgan legally adopted Mike Olt.

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aqua on Jun 11, 2010 12:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

and he used one of those reel mowers

because he cares about the environment and the noise might have bothered the team workout.

one and one and one is three

by t ball on Jun 11, 2010 12:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mike Olt is offended by the "mild language"

on the tagdonttweet Twitter page

"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." Chuck Morgan 5/13/10

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 11, 2010 12:09 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Mike Olt waits til his kids are in bed before he reads it, though.

Mike Olt doesn’t want his kids being exposed to such things at such a young age.

by FuturePants on Jun 11, 2010 12:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ned Flanders believes Mike Olt is a good role model for Rod and Todd

He’s swell.

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on Jun 11, 2010 12:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mike Olt caught Barry Bonds last home run ball, but gave it to a kid sitting next to him.

Because kids need role models. And kids need Mike Olt.

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aqua on Jun 11, 2010 12:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well played, Mauer

"I’m gonna go on record here and say a great many things excuse throwing a chair at someone." – D.A. Tron

by WestTxAg06 on Jun 11, 2010 11:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

Mike Olt filled up and washed your pickup after he borrowed it

"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.

Then he grounded out weakly to second.

by WyoRanger on Jun 11, 2010 12:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have to say

This is a fucking hilarious meme, and I hope it continues.

by brettgardner on Jun 11, 2010 12:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mike Olt...

sheepishly declines when prompted to talk about his charity work.

by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 11, 2010 12:32 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

Mike Olt...

calls his grandma just to talk about how her rose bushes are coming in.

by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 11, 2010 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mike Olt walk old ladies across the street w/o walking

"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jun 11, 2010 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mike Olt called MY grandmother just to see how her hip replacement went.

I don’t even know the guy.

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aqua on Jun 11, 2010 1:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mike Olt changes my grandmas bed pan, she hit him with a car once.

Nice dude.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jun 11, 2010 1:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

way to ruin the subthread fuckface.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jun 12, 2010 12:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

Mike Olt stopped by to say hi

You were painting the house so he helped.

"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.

Then he grounded out weakly to second.

by WyoRanger on Jun 11, 2010 12:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mike Olt...

took his garbage cans down to the curb and then took yours down too because he saw you hadn’t had the chance to do it yet.

by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 11, 2010 12:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mike Olt...

knows you’ve had a rough day. Let Mike Olt take care of you. Take a load off, relax, Mike Olt implores. Do you want to talk about it?, Mike Olt asks. Hold that thought, sweetie, Mike Olt’s pot roast should be just about done.

by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 11, 2010 12:51 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Mike Olt

always gives the courtesy of a reacharound.

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Jun 11, 2010 1:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mike Olt doesn't report his charitable donations on his tax return

Seems like bragging.

"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.

Then he grounded out weakly to second.

by WyoRanger on Jun 11, 2010 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

Mike Olt would never link someone to this subthread

And if one of his friends were to stumble upon it, he’d insist there was another Mike Olt that Rangers fan were discussing.

by BuckyB on Jun 11, 2010 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Susan G. Komen for the Cure was Mike Olt's idea

Only 2 people know that.

Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year

by octoberty on Jun 11, 2010 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

too late

See below.

one and one and one is three

by t ball on Jun 11, 2010 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Drat!

Yours was better, anyway

by BuckyB on Jun 11, 2010 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mike Olt saw that too, but was too nice to correct BuckB

He didn’t want to embarrass him.

"I’m gonna go on record here and say a great many things excuse throwing a chair at someone." – D.A. Tron

by WestTxAg06 on Jun 11, 2010 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm gonna use this.

I’m not going to give you credit. I’m not Mike Olt.

Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year

by octoberty on Jun 11, 2010 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mike Olt not only knows what a meme is...

… he can recite the definition to you. But only if you ask. He wouldn’t want to show you up.

by mgb5 on Jun 11, 2010 12:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mike Olt will be on the cover of a regional Carolina newspaper next year.

Mike Olt will be smiling. You’ll be walking along and pass a set of newstands, you will see Mike Olt’s smiling face. I pray no women pushing strollers are nearby.

Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year

by octoberty on Jun 11, 2010 11:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

As Mike Olt walks down the street, he puts money into

expired parking meters so people won’t get parking tickets.

"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." Chuck Morgan 5/13/10

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 11, 2010 12:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mike Olt always signals before changing lanes

and lets those entering the highway merge in front of him with a genial wave.

one and one and one is three

by t ball on Jun 11, 2010 12:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mike Olt left a message on your windshield

It has his name, number and insurance information on it. He might have dinged your vehicle when opening his car door.

"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.

Then he grounded out weakly to second.

by WyoRanger on Jun 11, 2010 12:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mike Olt found a 20 dollar bill

He walked 5 miles to the nearest police station and turned it in.

Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year

by octoberty on Jun 11, 2010 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mike Olt has never won a board game

People suspect it’s on purpose, but he insists otherwise

by BuckyB on Jun 11, 2010 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mike Olt doesn't need to drink to have fun.

He’ll be the DD and make sure everyone gets home safe.

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aqua on Jun 11, 2010 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mike Olt is cool with splitting the check equally

Even though he didn’t have any of the wine, and didn’t order dessert.

by Adam J. Morris on Jun 11, 2010 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mike Olt invited you.

He wants to get this one and you can get him back next time.

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aqua on Jun 11, 2010 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

But he'll get it next time too, because that's just the kind of guy he is

"I’m gonna go on record here and say a great many things excuse throwing a chair at someone." – D.A. Tron

by WestTxAg06 on Jun 11, 2010 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mike Olt only shakes hands on the first date.

"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." Chuck Morgan 5/13/10

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 11, 2010 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mike Olt offered to legally change his name

So as to not offend the Face of the Franchise.

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aqua on Jun 11, 2010 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hey...

If you haven’t seen the 30-27 postgame/postdraft thread… go there now. Trust me.

Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year

by octoberty on Jun 11, 2010 11:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

LOL... dear sweet jesus... I'd kinda forgotten I did all that.

Jesus fuck…

The 40 trumps all!
Don’t throw a party for vengeance. It will turn on you. Like your wife, after your kid has fallen into a quarry.

by thedirkatron on Jun 11, 2010 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

Single greatest performance of any single LSB'er in a single thread.

Oh, and did you remember this from the Draft Discussion thread…

Deglan was depressing, but fucking fuckkkkkksnsknkjbnaklwfjnalksvcnalsknvlaksnvlaknflkanewfehf with that fucking id ont’ even know or care anymore fuck me and fuck everyone what the fuck I hoep well all die off butt cancer in the ngiht fuck uys we dont’ deserve to live

Laughed me to tears.

Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year

by octoberty on Jun 11, 2010 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

LOL, wow... I just spit out my food.

That’s epic.

I don’t even know what to say.

The 40 trumps all!
Don’t throw a party for vengeance. It will turn on you. Like your wife, after your kid has fallen into a quarry.

by thedirkatron on Jun 11, 2010 11:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

Dang, I can't believe I missed the epic 30-27 thread

I am sad now.

"I’m gonna go on record here and say a great many things excuse throwing a chair at someone." – D.A. Tron

by WestTxAg06 on Jun 11, 2010 11:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

I seriously barely remember it, so I kind of missed it too... And, no, I wasn't drinking.

The Mike Olt pick sent me to a very bad place.

I think I might have problems… Scary problems.

The 40 trumps all!
Don’t throw a party for vengeance. It will turn on you. Like your wife, after your kid has fallen into a quarry.

by thedirkatron on Jun 11, 2010 11:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

Rape yourself for thinking it.

Cut that pussy shit out and get back in the game.

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aqua on Jun 11, 2010 11:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

I think I might have problems… Scary problems.

This might be one of the bigger understatements on LSB in a while.

"I’m gonna go on record here and say a great many things excuse throwing a chair at someone." – D.A. Tron

by WestTxAg06 on Jun 11, 2010 11:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

Holy shit.

Should I start going to the GDTs and post game threads? Nice work to whomever prepared that. Nice hair, Dirk.

by FuturePants on Jun 11, 2010 12:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

the kid on the right looking at your sign makes that one a winner

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 11, 2010 12:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

hahaha

I never noticed that

"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"

by Walter Sobchak on Jun 11, 2010 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

genius

Hey Tom - It's over now, so do you know how - to pick up the pieces and go home?

by tricer on Jun 11, 2010 12:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

This image...

is only the best thing that’s ever happened.

Mike Olt sees this image and stifles a giggle while blushing.

by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 11, 2010 12:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mike Olt doesn't think rapes are funny.

He knows someone who was raped once, and it took him fourteen long years to find the rapist and bring him to justice.

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aqua on Jun 11, 2010 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

And that's...

why Mike Olt is embarrassed by the moral conflict he feels for laughing.

by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 11, 2010 1:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

And torn by the overwhelming desire

to participate in the long rehabilitation process of the alleged perpetrator.

by Whiskey in my Whiskey on Jun 11, 2010 1:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

But he wants everyone to have a good time,

so he politely laughs

"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jun 11, 2010 1:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mike Olt once hit a dog with his car by accident.

He gave the poor beast mouth-to-mouth, Last Rites, and dug a proper burial plot with his bare hands next to his own mother and father.

Then he became a Buddhist monk and retired to solitude for a full year as penitance.

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aqua on Jun 11, 2010 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

These keep getting better and better.

Like Mike Olt’s ability to forgive and forget.

"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jun 11, 2010 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mike Olt forgives.

But he never forgets.

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aqua on Jun 11, 2010 1:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

He really is a great guy
I gave Mike Olt the same disclaimer and all he really wanted to talk about was his team. I’ve been doing this a long time and talked to a ton of ballplayers. Olt is a guy who is more comfortable talking about others than himself. You can’t give a guy that quality and you usually can’t take it out of them either.

by trav1102 on Jun 11, 2010 1:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

And during his sabbatical, he reimbursed the Rangers for the salary of the third baseman hired to replace him

"I’m gonna go on record here and say a great many things excuse throwing a chair at someone." – D.A. Tron

by WestTxAg06 on Jun 11, 2010 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mike Olt donates his salary to charity while on the DL

He doesn’t feel he earned it.

"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.

Then he grounded out weakly to second.

by WyoRanger on Jun 11, 2010 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mike Olt swings at bad pitches sometimes

To make opposing pitchers feel better.

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aqua on Jun 11, 2010 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

When Mormon Missionaries show up at his house he makes them iced tea

He won’t join their religion but it’s probably hard work riding those bikes around.

"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.

Then he grounded out weakly to second.

by WyoRanger on Jun 11, 2010 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mike Olt was given a key to the city

Twice

Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year

by octoberty on Jun 11, 2010 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mike Olt was given a key to the entire state of Connecticut.

He used it to open the door on the path to equality.

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aqua on Jun 11, 2010 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mike Olt knew that

It was actually lemonade.

"I’m gonna go on record here and say a great many things excuse throwing a chair at someone." – D.A. Tron

by WestTxAg06 on Jun 11, 2010 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

He knows

that but he still does it so his pious guests have the perfect opportunity to for a teaching moment about the evils of drugs.

by Whiskey in my Whiskey on Jun 11, 2010 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mike Olt invented the term "just say no to drugs"

"I’m gonna go on record here and say a great many things excuse throwing a chair at someone." – D.A. Tron

by WestTxAg06 on Jun 11, 2010 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mike Olt

once pooped a gold nugget.

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Jun 11, 2010 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

When Mike Olt smiles

you hear that pleasant, high-pitched “ding” and see a sparkle from his toothy countenance.

one and one and one is three

by t ball on Jun 11, 2010 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

i just wanted to use the word

‘poop’

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Jun 11, 2010 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mike Olt...

wouldn’t have to wish for him to apologize.

He would simply will it to happen.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Jun 11, 2010 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mike Olt

would happily invest in a beer store. He wants to spread joy.

by Whiskey in my Whiskey on Jun 11, 2010 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm starting a ribbon campaign for it right now...

Help us find a cure, not just for those are are struggling with 27, but for those around them who also suffer.

The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano

by bking on Jun 11, 2010 10:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

Mike Olt understands

He will just read it for you and summarize for you. He always makes time to help a friend.

"I’m gonna go on record here and say a great many things excuse throwing a chair at someone." – D.A. Tron

by WestTxAg06 on Jun 11, 2010 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Rangers will win the AL West for one reason

They have already played more than half of their day games for the season.

The Rangers are 24-14 in night games (a 102 win pace).
9-13 in day games (66 win pace).

one and one and one is three

by t ball on Jun 11, 2010 11:09 AM CDT reply actions  

also

Nelson Cruz.

"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"

by Walter Sobchak on Jun 11, 2010 11:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

also

Vlad the Impaler

"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." - Chuck Morgan

by rlb02a on Jun 11, 2010 12:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

A couple random interesting baseball items

The Chicago Sun-Times reports that there is increasing tension between Kenny Williams and Ozzie Guillen:

One source indicated that Williams was instructed by Reinsdorf not to travel on road trips — which he hasn’t — to avoid any confrontation with Guillen. But a confrontation couldn’t be avoided Tuesday. Guillen watched Ozney slip to the 22nd round in the draft before the Sox selected him. Guillen then commented, ‘’I give my kid 50 grand just to go to school [at the University of South Florida rather than sign with the Sox]. I got 50 grand in my pocket to send my kid to go to Niketown or buy something.’’

According to the source, that comment led to Williams questioning Guillen to his face, and the situation got heated.

Williams has also apparently been instructed by team owner Jerry Reinsdorf not to travel with the team on road trips to avoid spats with Guillen. Guillen’s tweets are also a window into the deteriorating relationship. I’m betting that Williams is gone after this season since Reinsdorf reportedly likes Guillen.

Also, Buster Olney is reporting that Buck Showalter is under consideration for the Orioles’ manager position.

one and one and one is three

by t ball on Jun 11, 2010 11:31 AM CDT reply actions  

heard on XM MLB this morning

that Bobby V was also up for consideration for the Orioles job.

by elvis1isking on Jun 11, 2010 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

Its crazy to think that Williams and Guillen co-existed this long

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 11, 2010 11:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

No joke

"I’m gonna go on record here and say a great many things excuse throwing a chair at someone." – D.A. Tron

by WestTxAg06 on Jun 11, 2010 11:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

i don't really understand

is he giving his fifty grand, that he apparently keeps in his pocket on a daily basis, to go to school or to go buy something at niketown?

either way, Ozzie Guillen is one of the greatest quote machines on the planet.

What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.

by clark on Jun 11, 2010 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

I just don't understand why he brought up Niketown

Giving his kid 50k to go to school (even though I assume he has a scholly) makes sense, but giving his kid 50 grand to buy drifit T-shirts seems irrelevant to the story.

but who are we kidding, his crazy ass quotes are the story. Chicago sports writers have the easiest job in the world.

What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.

by clark on Jun 11, 2010 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

FU@K JJT IN HIS STUPID HORRIBLE WRITING RANTS!!!

We will beat Sciosca!!!!

"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"

by Walter Sobchak on Jun 11, 2010 11:38 AM CDT reply actions  

Gosh

/MikeE

Wash for this scene your role is to act like a manager who know's what the F he is doing. I know it's a creative stretch 'cus.....he do what he do.

by BigGuns on Jun 11, 2010 11:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

Cruz Newz

The Texas outfielder experienced some pain running the bases before Thursday’s game, and received a cortisone shot for the swelling in his left hamstring. Cruz will still travel with the team to Milwaukee, but will not attempt to run until Sunday because of the shot. He’ll still have to work out for a couple of days before going on a rehab assignment, meaning his return to the lineup likely won’t come until next Friday’s series opener in Houston at the earliest.

- Anthony Andro

Read more: http://startelegramsports.typepad.com/foul_territory/#ixzz0qZ1ImsHa

by trav1102 on Jun 11, 2010 11:46 AM CDT reply actions  

"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." Chuck Morgan 5/13/10

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 11, 2010 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

Its okay

as long as we keep winning. I love winning knowing that our best player isn’t playing.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 11, 2010 11:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

Something that occurred to me this morning regarding guy's with great physiques

Cruz was in ESPN the magazine as having one of the best bodies (no homo) yet he’s tweaking things all the time. Gabe Kaplar was an amateur bodybuilder and his achiles explodes while rounding the bases. Seems weird like they stress their bodies out too much.

"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.

Then he grounded out weakly to second.

by WyoRanger on Jun 11, 2010 12:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

OT: Boise St. to the Mountain West

Per Sean Bass

Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year

by octoberty on Jun 11, 2010 11:56 AM CDT reply actions  

I love tired head...

You just have to sit there, half-asleep and half-aroused… No work, no worries. Just a happy ending and a good nap.

The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano

by bking on Jun 11, 2010 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

OT: Dallas area butler fired for "Being late bringing me my fucking breakfast this morning".

Per Sean Bass

The 40 trumps all!
Don’t throw a party for vengeance. It will turn on you. Like your wife, after your kid has fallen into a quarry.

by thedirkatron on Jun 11, 2010 11:58 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Sean broke the news, but surely Chatsworth found it on the news wire for him

I can’t imagine that an important man like Sean Bass personally searches for the news himself.

"I’m gonna go on record here and say a great many things excuse throwing a chair at someone." – D.A. Tron

by WestTxAg06 on Jun 11, 2010 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mike Olt volunteered to be his butler for free.

They then created a sitcom about it that stars Jerry Seinfeld.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Jun 11, 2010 5:38 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

They're talking about that on ESPN radio

Haven’t heard it confirmed yet.

"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.

Then he grounded out weakly to second.

by WyoRanger on Jun 11, 2010 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

"espn radio..."

and you want news?

"Anyone that isn't pro-choice never met you" ~Brian Thomas on Seth...

by ivysafety39 on Jun 11, 2010 12:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

hilarious

Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'

by blalock84 on Jun 11, 2010 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Before last night, I hadn't spent more than five minutes on LoL, but I read a lot of things over there yesterday and I have to say

Jeff Sullivan is hilarious.

I would gladly welcome him as a Rangers fan, should he turn to the Dark Side.

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aqua on Jun 11, 2010 2:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

You mean

once he sees the light.

"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote

by Schultzy on Jun 11, 2010 2:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Do not be seduced by his random hilariousness.

Emo hispters…. DO. NOT. WANT.

The 40 trumps all!
Draft. Rapes. Poison. Die.

by thedirkatron on Jun 11, 2010 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

The key is that the Mariners have to suck

for the content to truly shine. They’re a bunch of insufferable bastards when things are good.

by bhudson on Jun 11, 2010 4:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Beltre's HR Riot just got #1 on "Not Top Ten Plays" on Sportscenter

BRILLIANT!!!!

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 11, 2010 1:00 PM CDT reply actions  

OT: Dilbert's Scott Adams on investing

Article here

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Jun 11, 2010 1:03 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

that was funny

Thank you Houston for drafting Jason Castro.

by RangerMad on Jun 11, 2010 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mike Olt brings Hope, Change, and a sweet, sweet left-handed swing.

Or as we shall call it, the HOlty Trinity.

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aqua on Jun 11, 2010 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mike Olt just rescued Abby Sunderland.

He’s making a trip to the Mideast to help broker talks between Israel and Palestine before heading home.

Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year

by octoberty on Jun 11, 2010 2:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

The first two hours were the solution.

The next seventy were dedicated to cleaning pelicans.

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aqua on Jun 11, 2010 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mike Olt is willing to do Tipper Gore just to help her with any lingering self-esteem issues.

The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano

by bking on Jun 11, 2010 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Way to go

the DOS attack is on your head!

"Look, we're basically on earth to shit and fuck. So unless your job's to help people shit or fuck, it's not that important, so relax."-https://twitter.com/shitmydadsays

by DJCahill on Jun 11, 2010 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think most aggies would love this

for once, we might be able to stick it to texas

Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'

by blalock84 on Jun 11, 2010 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

ESPN reporting it's all but done.

Haven’t checked to see what Chip Brown has said, yet.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 11, 2010 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Link?

"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"

by Walter Sobchak on Jun 11, 2010 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

I wanted A&M, but oh well.

So this makes 5 teams, and Larry Scott has been adamant that the plan is 6. Utah?

by philkid3 on Jun 11, 2010 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Or Kansas.

Probably Utah for SLC.

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aqua on Jun 11, 2010 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Would Kansas go without KSU?

I’m fascinated to see what transpires with Baylor and the rest of the Big 12 North. It’ll be a mess for them. I wonder if they try to pick off some lesser schools and create a new Big 12 like the Big East did when they lost their legit programs to the ACC.

"I’m gonna go on record here and say a great many things excuse throwing a chair at someone." – D.A. Tron

by WestTxAg06 on Jun 11, 2010 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not according to the KU AD, from a quote I saw earlier.

An expectation that they would stay together, but no legal obligation.

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aqua on Jun 11, 2010 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

This thread is awesome. Dirk pic + Mike Olt meme + no certain poster + great actual baseball talk = great morning thread.

"No nuts, no glory"

by coolaid on Jun 11, 2010 1:41 PM CDT reply actions  

Indeed...this one plus the GDTs last night have been pure gold...

"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." Chuck Morgan 5/13/10

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 11, 2010 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

I rec'd it

Despite Mike Olt’s urges not too.

Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year

by octoberty on Jun 11, 2010 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL

excellent….

"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." Chuck Morgan 5/13/10

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 11, 2010 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mike Olt always puts a subject line on his pictures

Just in case you don’t want to look at them.

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aqua on Jun 11, 2010 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mike Old

is so honest he tells his wife every time he accidentally sees a boobie picture posted on the GDTs.

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Jun 11, 2010 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

and he'd never correct a misspelling of his name

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Jun 11, 2010 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

He was for it

Before he was against it.

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aqua on Jun 11, 2010 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Rangers playoff odds at BP are back over 60% after that series.

They never dropped below 50%. Even when we were in second place, they were about three times as good as the Angels.

by philkid3 on Jun 11, 2010 2:59 PM CDT reply actions  

Mike Olt will spend 2 years at the age of 26

Before turning 28

Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year

by octoberty on Jun 11, 2010 3:01 PM CDT reply actions  

I wanted it to stand alone

Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year.
He declined to accept the award, not wanting to show up his fellow rookies. He donated the incentives earned from being named Rookie of the Year to a local charity. He did not report this donation on his tax return. He played bad defense at 3rd base as a rookie to make sure former FOTF 3B Michael Young didn't look so bad. He's Mike Olt.

by octoberty on Jun 11, 2010 4:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think the Mike Olt...

meme is just about the best development of the summer so far.

(Mike Olt respectfully disagrees and thinks we should focus more on Luke Jackson. He deserves it.)

by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 11, 2010 3:39 PM CDT reply actions  

Mike Olt's actual last name is Oltynewzynkowskerelli

But he thought it attracted too much attention, so he shortened it.

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aqua on Jun 11, 2010 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hope Mike Olt comes to this website

and sees the wholesale apocalypse that ensued after he was picked on the 30-27 gameday thread, and then sees this thread.

He’ll probably create a fanpost just to thank us for our support and good natured ribbing.

What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.

by clark on Jun 11, 2010 4:10 PM CDT reply actions  

Mike Olt will have preemptive TOS surgery this weekend and have a rib removed

So he can fit in with the rest of his future teammates.

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on Jun 11, 2010 4:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

are you saying if Mike Olt searches for his name on Google that it'll lead him here

because we say “Mike Olt” so many times? Mike Olt isn’t that into himself. He’s not a “Mike Olt” first kinda guy, which is why Dirk hates him.

"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"

by Walter Sobchak on Jun 11, 2010 4:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

I just googled "Mike Olt" and LSB didn't come up.

Too bad, he deserves the notice.

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aqua on Jun 11, 2010 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

It takes the 7th page to get to an LSB link

And it sends you to a GDT #2 thread! How ominous

by BuckyB on Jun 11, 2010 4:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Has to be a situation where Google hasn't updated yet.

Just wait, Olt’s time will come.

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aqua on Jun 11, 2010 4:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

OR...we haven't used "Mike Olt + Google" enough in threads

can we use “Mike Olt + Google” some more? Maybe they should Google “Mike Olt + Google?”

"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"

by Walter Sobchak on Jun 11, 2010 4:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

posting links and pics might help

mike olt’s google images link here

and a Mike Olt pic!

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Jun 11, 2010 5:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Goddamn look at all that grittiness.

His jawline is like that of God Himself.

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aqua on Jun 11, 2010 5:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

x

Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year.
He declined to accept the award as to not show up his fellow rookies. Incentives earned from being named ROY were donated to a local charity. He did not report this donation on his tax return.

by octoberty on Jun 11, 2010 5:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Meh.

/Face.

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aqua on Jun 11, 2010 5:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

maybe the Google bots haven't stopped by yet

and the longer this goes on the more it’ll come up

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Jun 11, 2010 4:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

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