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The rangers do omegle

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Stranger: hey

You: Hello.

You: Pleasure to meet you.

You: My Name is Elvis.

Stranger: same to you

Stranger: a rather unique name

You: No not elvis presley.

You: I make joke

You: It really is Elvis, though.

You: What's your name?

Stranger: owen

Stranger: not quite as interesting a name lol

You: Like the actor with the weird nose!

Stranger: oh, owen wilson?

You: Yes!

You: Check this out man

You: The other day

You: I dyed my hair gold.

You: And I think it was a mistake

You: But I can't get it out.

Stranger: hmm, ive never used hair dye, so not sure how that can be resolved

You: I could cut off my hair, but if you knew me you would know that wouldn't be good. Although I'd get girls either way.

You: I have an accent.

Stranger: lucky you :P

You: It's easy.

You: You're telling me.

You: Anyways I got to check out. I'm going to buy new kicks.

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Stranger: Katy Perry?

You: I got back-up ho's hotter than her

Stranger: Shakira?

You: No way out of my league.

Stranger: Beyonce?

You: She's married. Don't you respect the laws of marriage?

You: AHAHHAHAAH

You: Kidding

You: I don't.

You: I've slept with more cougars than a Mountain Lion.

Stranger: cameron diaz?

You: Her tits are as small as

You: something that is small.

You: I hold balls in my hands for a living.

You: I need some non-gay fun things to squeeze on to at night.

Stranger: miley cyrus

You: Ask me next year.

Stranger: lol

You: Aye man I got one for you.

Stranger: ok

You: Hilary Clinton?

Stranger: joe jonas

You: No I have limits. If i'm going to gay.

You: I'd take all the Jonas brothers in some huge orgy.

You: Just one wouldn't do it.

You: When I do it.

You: I do it big.

You: Just ask your mom.

You: Aye man I gotta check out. ttyl.

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Stranger: hii

Stranger: asl?

You: Aye I'm Elvis. 21/m/tx

Stranger: patrice f 19 us

You: So

You: That's a beautiful name

You: Let me ask you something

You: I know this girl.

Stranger: k

You: And she's really special to me. I want to do something nice for her, but I don't know what. She's always been there for me.

Stranger: nd thank u

You: She deserves something.

You: It's my mom I might as well say. She's just really amazing.

Stranger: what does she like

You: She likes to collect salt shakers

Stranger: alright

Stranger: buy her some

You: But I'm thinking

You: I could bedazzle a regular salt shaker

You: Kind of homemade

Stranger: orsend her on a tri[

Stranger: ya

Stranger: u can

You: Yeah. That's what I'll do.

You: Thanks for the help.

Stranger: k question r u gay? no offense but bedazzle

Stranger: no problem

You: Oh no. I like woman. I get that a lot though. I'm sweet to my mom, and my hair is dyed gold.

You: I'm not gay, though.

Stranger: kewl ur just like my X boyfriend i dumpted his ass for cheatin

Stranger: but u seem nice

You: I tell you what this is what my mom told me.

You: "Cheaters never win"

Stranger: yea thts true well my uncle slept around for a year on his 1st wife then 3 month on his second nd got her preg

Stranger: my fams exotic

You: He had it coming. I respect the laws of marriage.

Stranger: yea so will i some day

You: Check it though. I gotta go. You keep staying sweet, okay? Okay. ;]

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Michael Young

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hey.

Stranger: Horny f?

You: Me?

Stranger: Yes

You: No. What is your problem?

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You: Hey.

Stranger: 아 시발 쪽팔려디지겠네

Stranger: hi

You: Fuck you Colby Just because you were in fucking Japan doesn't mean you can show off your knowledge.

Stranger: asshole !

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Stranger: asl?

You: What is that?

Stranger: age/ sex/location

You: Why do you want to know my age?

Stranger: why wouldnt i?

You: Well I don't know you.

You: You're asking me questions.

You: Do you know who you're talking to?

You: I'm michael

You: Mike

You: Mikey

You: The mikster

You: Mike and ike

You: Mike the gold glover

You: Mikeintosh

Stranger: mike the douche bag? yup.

You: Mike is not a dyke

You: Hey

You: You listen to me

You: When you're a fucking great person like I am

You: Then come talk to me

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Ian Kinsler

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hey

Stranger: hey

Stranger: asl?

Stranger: girl horny?

Stranger: hey

Stranger: r u

Stranger: ??????????

You: My wife hasn't been horny since we had our kid. Why do you think I've had so many errors?

Stranger: haha

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: IM A UNICORN.

You: NO YOU'RE NOT.

You: Fucking kids.

Stranger: yes i am

Stranger: im 18

You: And you think you're a unicorn?

You: Get a grip.

You: I live in a fuckign rich neighborhood. Drive a nice car.

Stranger: umm i am

You: And i'm only 27

You: what are you doing with your life?

Stranger: ummm im livin a unicorn life?

You: Do you have a horn?

Stranger: yes..

You: Is there one or two?

Stranger: 1

You: That was a trick question.

You: Cause you have none.

You: Oh burn.

Stranger: it was

Stranger: i do have 1

You: Yeah and I have more than one homerun this year.

Stranger: i play pop ball

You: That's all I hit is pop-ups.

You: I'm like a fucking childrens book.

Stranger: YOU ARE A MEANY BUM

You: You're a fantasy.

Stranger: I know.

You: Best of luck to you.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: heya

You: Hey

You: My name is Ian.

Stranger: nice to meet you, Ian

Stranger: I'm Ryan

You: I have a friend named Ryan

You: can I ask you something?

Stranger: go for it

You: Do you think i'm a snob?

Stranger: how the hell would I know?

Stranger: we've exchanged 2 sentences

You: Wow get off your high horse captain hank.

You: I'm having a emotional breakdown.

Stranger: what for, kid?

You: I can't hit the ball the other way

You: I pull everything

Stranger: um...

You: Even push-in doors.

You: I play baseball

Stranger: ah

You: Perv.

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C.J. Wilson

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Stranger: two girls here

Stranger: kate 17 f

Stranger: and Amy 19 f

Stranger: do you want to see us on cam?

Stranger: http://doiop.com/girls69

Stranger: go to that link and click chat

You: You're degrading yourselves as women.

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You: Hey my name is C.J.

Stranger: my name is cs

Stranger: asl

You: 29/m/us.

You: May I ask you something

Stranger: ??

You: Do you drink?

Stranger: noooooooooo

You: Awesome

You: See

You: I live a straight-edge lifestyle

You: You hear of it?

Stranger: never heard of it

You: No alcohol. No drugs. No sleeping around.

You: It's all about living a clean poison free life.

Stranger: it's a nice life

You: Yeah. I look down on people who live otherwise.

You: It's hard not to.

You: I see bums on the street

You: chugging down a 40

You: Fucking losers.

Stranger: haha

Stranger: i dislike them too

You: They're living on a fucking highway and they're drinking! It's like if I went to a door

You: And just walked right into it over and over

You: Morons.

You: Ever watch lost?

Stranger: no

You: I'm obsessed with it.

Stranger: what do u do now?

You: Play baseball. And read over old scripts.

Stranger: u like history?

You: Twitter it up with my tweeps.

You: I love anything that makes me smarter than you.

Stranger: like what?

You: Politics.

Stranger: n?

You: Lib.

Stranger: lib?

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Stranger: horny?

You: No I'm straight-edged.

You: We don't get horny till we're in a relationship.

Stranger: haha! witty response. xD

You: You should think about changing your lifestyle. You can get STD's not to mention aids.

You: If you're gay its more of a risk. If you're gay you're already a problem, though.

Stranger: how do you know this is my lifestyle? what if i'm just playing a prank on people?

You: You could be.

You: If that's the case

You: I apologize and applaud your effort to make fun of those below us.

Stranger: lol, thanks

You: No problem.

You: Do you watch lost?

Stranger: arg, i've seen only the first couple eps (my friend forced me too). my friend generally explains the rest of the plot to me tho

You: I'm obsessed with it.

You: Besides baseball and making fun of people. It's my life.

Stranger: oh, can i send you a video someone made of it then? :D

You: Sure.

You: It'll probably suck, but sure.

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