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Stranger: hey
You: Hello.
You: Pleasure to meet you.
You: My Name is Elvis.
Stranger: same to you
Stranger: a rather unique name
You: No not elvis presley.
You: I make joke
You: It really is Elvis, though.
You: What's your name?
Stranger: owen
Stranger: not quite as interesting a name lol
You: Like the actor with the weird nose!
Stranger: oh, owen wilson?
You: Yes!
You: Check this out man
You: The other day
You: I dyed my hair gold.
You: And I think it was a mistake
You: But I can't get it out.
Stranger: hmm, ive never used hair dye, so not sure how that can be resolved
You: I could cut off my hair, but if you knew me you would know that wouldn't be good. Although I'd get girls either way.
You: I have an accent.
Stranger: lucky you :P
You: It's easy.
You: You're telling me.
You: Anyways I got to check out. I'm going to buy new kicks.
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Stranger: Katy Perry?
You: I got back-up ho's hotter than her
Stranger: Shakira?
You: No way out of my league.
Stranger: Beyonce?
You: She's married. Don't you respect the laws of marriage?
You: AHAHHAHAAH
You: Kidding
You: I don't.
You: I've slept with more cougars than a Mountain Lion.
Stranger: cameron diaz?
You: Her tits are as small as
You: something that is small.
You: I hold balls in my hands for a living.
You: I need some non-gay fun things to squeeze on to at night.
Stranger: miley cyrus
You: Ask me next year.
Stranger: lol
You: Aye man I got one for you.
Stranger: ok
You: Hilary Clinton?
Stranger: joe jonas
You: No I have limits. If i'm going to gay.
You: I'd take all the Jonas brothers in some huge orgy.
You: Just one wouldn't do it.
You: When I do it.
You: I do it big.
You: Just ask your mom.
You: Aye man I gotta check out. ttyl.
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Stranger: hii
Stranger: asl?
You: Aye I'm Elvis. 21/m/tx
Stranger: patrice f 19 us
You: So
You: That's a beautiful name
You: Let me ask you something
You: I know this girl.
Stranger: k
You: And she's really special to me. I want to do something nice for her, but I don't know what. She's always been there for me.
Stranger: nd thank u
You: She deserves something.
You: It's my mom I might as well say. She's just really amazing.
Stranger: what does she like
You: She likes to collect salt shakers
Stranger: alright
Stranger: buy her some
You: But I'm thinking
You: I could bedazzle a regular salt shaker
You: Kind of homemade
Stranger: orsend her on a tri[
Stranger: ya
Stranger: u can
You: Yeah. That's what I'll do.
You: Thanks for the help.
Stranger: k question r u gay? no offense but bedazzle
Stranger: no problem
You: Oh no. I like woman. I get that a lot though. I'm sweet to my mom, and my hair is dyed gold.
You: I'm not gay, though.
Stranger: kewl ur just like my X boyfriend i dumpted his ass for cheatin
Stranger: but u seem nice
You: I tell you what this is what my mom told me.
You: "Cheaters never win"
Stranger: yea thts true well my uncle slept around for a year on his 1st wife then 3 month on his second nd got her preg
Stranger: my fams exotic
You: He had it coming. I respect the laws of marriage.
Stranger: yea so will i some day
You: Check it though. I gotta go. You keep staying sweet, okay? Okay. ;]
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You: Hey.
Stranger: Horny f?
You: Me?
Stranger: Yes
You: No. What is your problem?
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You: Hey.
Stranger: 아 시발 쪽팔려디지겠네
Stranger: hi
You: Fuck you Colby Just because you were in fucking Japan doesn't mean you can show off your knowledge.
Stranger: asshole !
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Stranger: asl?
You: What is that?
Stranger: age/ sex/location
You: Why do you want to know my age?
Stranger: why wouldnt i?
You: Well I don't know you.
You: You're asking me questions.
You: Do you know who you're talking to?
You: I'm michael
You: Mike
You: Mikey
You: The mikster
You: Mike and ike
You: Mike the gold glover
You: Mikeintosh
Stranger: mike the douche bag? yup.
You: Mike is not a dyke
You: Hey
You: You listen to me
You: When you're a fucking great person like I am
You: Then come talk to me
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You: Hey
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: girl horny?
Stranger: hey
Stranger: r u
Stranger: ??????????
You: My wife hasn't been horny since we had our kid. Why do you think I've had so many errors?
Stranger: haha
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Stranger: IM A UNICORN.
You: NO YOU'RE NOT.
You: Fucking kids.
Stranger: yes i am
Stranger: im 18
You: And you think you're a unicorn?
You: Get a grip.
You: I live in a fuckign rich neighborhood. Drive a nice car.
Stranger: umm i am
You: And i'm only 27
You: what are you doing with your life?
Stranger: ummm im livin a unicorn life?
You: Do you have a horn?
Stranger: yes..
You: Is there one or two?
Stranger: 1
You: That was a trick question.
You: Cause you have none.
You: Oh burn.
Stranger: it was
Stranger: i do have 1
You: Yeah and I have more than one homerun this year.
Stranger: i play pop ball
You: That's all I hit is pop-ups.
You: I'm like a fucking childrens book.
Stranger: YOU ARE A MEANY BUM
You: You're a fantasy.
Stranger: I know.
You: Best of luck to you.
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Stranger: heya
You: Hey
You: My name is Ian.
Stranger: nice to meet you, Ian
Stranger: I'm Ryan
You: I have a friend named Ryan
You: can I ask you something?
Stranger: go for it
You: Do you think i'm a snob?
Stranger: how the hell would I know?
Stranger: we've exchanged 2 sentences
You: Wow get off your high horse captain hank.
You: I'm having a emotional breakdown.
Stranger: what for, kid?
You: I can't hit the ball the other way
You: I pull everything
Stranger: um...
You: Even push-in doors.
You: I play baseball
Stranger: ah
You: Perv.
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Stranger: two girls here
Stranger: kate 17 f
Stranger: and Amy 19 f
Stranger: do you want to see us on cam?
Stranger: http://doiop.com/girls69
Stranger: go to that link and click chat
You: You're degrading yourselves as women.
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You: Hey my name is C.J.
Stranger: my name is cs
Stranger: asl
You: 29/m/us.
You: May I ask you something
Stranger: ??
You: Do you drink?
Stranger: noooooooooo
You: Awesome
You: See
You: I live a straight-edge lifestyle
You: You hear of it?
Stranger: never heard of it
You: No alcohol. No drugs. No sleeping around.
You: It's all about living a clean poison free life.
Stranger: it's a nice life
You: Yeah. I look down on people who live otherwise.
You: It's hard not to.
You: I see bums on the street
You: chugging down a 40
You: Fucking losers.
Stranger: haha
Stranger: i dislike them too
You: They're living on a fucking highway and they're drinking! It's like if I went to a door
You: And just walked right into it over and over
You: Morons.
You: Ever watch lost?
Stranger: no
You: I'm obsessed with it.
Stranger: what do u do now?
You: Play baseball. And read over old scripts.
Stranger: u like history?
You: Twitter it up with my tweeps.
You: I love anything that makes me smarter than you.
Stranger: like what?
You: Politics.
Stranger: n?
You: Lib.
Stranger: lib?
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Stranger: horny?
You: No I'm straight-edged.
You: We don't get horny till we're in a relationship.
Stranger: haha! witty response. xD
You: You should think about changing your lifestyle. You can get STD's not to mention aids.
You: If you're gay its more of a risk. If you're gay you're already a problem, though.
Stranger: how do you know this is my lifestyle? what if i'm just playing a prank on people?
You: You could be.
You: If that's the case
You: I apologize and applaud your effort to make fun of those below us.
Stranger: lol, thanks
You: No problem.
You: Do you watch lost?
Stranger: arg, i've seen only the first couple eps (my friend forced me too). my friend generally explains the rest of the plot to me tho
You: I'm obsessed with it.
You: Besides baseball and making fun of people. It's my life.
Stranger: oh, can i send you a video someone made of it then? :D
You: Sure.
You: It'll probably suck, but sure.
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