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Texas Rangers at Milwaukee Brewers, Jun 13, 2010 1:10 PM CDT


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Sunday hangovers and Rangers baseball....

America, fuck yeah!

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 13, 2010 12:04 PM CDT reply actions  

I approve.

I’m about to go pick up some Bueno to make it a perfect afternoon.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jun 13, 2010 12:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm thinkin Fuzzy's

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 13, 2010 12:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

you in Denton or FtW?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jun 13, 2010 12:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

NRH. Got one on Rufe Snow now.

And there’s about to be a Freebirds in Hurst.

Life is lookin good for the mid-cities.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 13, 2010 12:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Their enchiladas are great, you should give them a whirl sometime.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jun 13, 2010 12:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bastard

You’ve just convinced me to use another Cabana BOGO coupon…I was gonna grill some chicken. I’ll send you the Dr bill.

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Jun 13, 2010 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Haven't been to Cabana in a while....I need to get after that one day

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jun 13, 2010 12:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Enchiladas today, yummy.

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Jun 13, 2010 12:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nah, just tired

Had to call the cops on a wild ass pool party again @ 2am…well, our security guy is a DPD cop, so…

Anyway, some real hotties, but one dude had a 8 inch or so knife scar across his stomach, and an 80 lb rotty with him, best to let the professionals handle that one…

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Jun 13, 2010 12:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Am I completely insane,

for thinking it would be cool to get stabbed or shot and get a sweet scar if I was guaranteed to not suffer any permanent damage?

by Closure GT on Jun 13, 2010 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Based on the chicka he was with last night

You may be completely sane :)

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Jun 13, 2010 12:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

No way

If I knew I’d survive, I’d totally do it.

by sbk00 on Jun 13, 2010 12:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Have to come up with a good backstory, though.

I don’t think it would have the desired effect to go around telling people, “yeah, I had my friend shoot me so that I could get this cool scar.”

by Closure GT on Jun 13, 2010 12:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

You in Texas?

You could always frame a bachelor party/drunk/across border thing.

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Jun 13, 2010 12:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hahaha

I know, that’s the problem. The only visible scar I have is from when part of a ceiling fan fell off and hit my hand as a kid. Surprisingly, that doesn’t do much for the ladies.

by sbk00 on Jun 13, 2010 12:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Heh, I've got a few already.

No big “I’m a badass” ones, but some from camping/wilderness type stuff, which tend to be hits. A few dog bites, meh. And the tips of the fingers on my right hand are all scarred up from a table saw accident (one of them was only hanging on by about a quarter-inch of skin before they stitched it up), which makes a good story other than the self-inflicted part.

Then there’s the one from when seven-year-old-me decided to set my arm down on a lightbulb to see how it would feel. (Answer: like burning.)

by Closure GT on Jun 13, 2010 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Strasburg is on TNT if you're interested....

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 13, 2010 12:06 PM CDT reply actions  

TBS

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Jun 13, 2010 12:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

ma bad, TBS

hangover is still in full effect….

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 13, 2010 12:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

4 hours away from CLE here

blacked out

There's one word that describes baseball - `You never know.' - Joaquin Andujar

by jbooth17 on Jun 13, 2010 1:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

I am really liking...

….watching Smoak’s at bats the last couple weeks. Glimpses of kick-ass

"Congrats Rangers fans, you just found your replacement for Mark Teixeira. Just a crazy, crazy steal." -Goldstein

by Plum on Jun 13, 2010 12:07 PM CDT reply actions  

If he can continue to improve...

with Vlad and Hamilton staying healthy, Nellie coming back, and Ian hopefully picking it up a little, this offense could be very fun to watch.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Jun 13, 2010 12:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Day game, bleh

And then I get to go to Mom’s house and set up the Wii I’m giving her. Yay, me. I’m sure it will be smooth and not at all frustrating.

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Jun 13, 2010 12:10 PM CDT reply actions  

Not hard at all. Just make sure you sync it right.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 13, 2010 12:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh the actual setup won't be hard

My mom is… technically challenged. Teaching her how to get to it to play it is going to be the frustrating part. This is the woman who called me while I was at RBiA in a panic because she couldn’t get her DVD player to work. She didn’t realize she had to switch the input.

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Jun 13, 2010 12:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

I had to quit working on her PC

I couldn’t take it anymore. Now she just buys a new one every time it gets infested with spyware/adware. Whatever.

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Jun 13, 2010 12:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

get her a Mac

then the Genius’ can take her calls

"Broke his bat and shattered his spirit" - Josh Lewin

by simplesimon on Jun 13, 2010 12:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

We thought about getting her a Mac

but she and my grandmother have all kinds of stupid little Windows flash games they’ve bought and love.

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Jun 13, 2010 12:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

99 on the black....

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jun 13, 2010 12:14 PM CDT reply actions  

100

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Jun 13, 2010 12:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

another 100 for the K

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Jun 13, 2010 12:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

TBS is what channel on TWC?

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Jun 13, 2010 12:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bueller?

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Jun 13, 2010 12:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's 44 for me

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Jun 13, 2010 12:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

TY!

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Jun 13, 2010 12:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Haha

Those were some shiny brand-new Nationals hats and caps in the crowd there.

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Jun 13, 2010 12:15 PM CDT reply actions  

matched with Indians jerseys, ha!

K for Stras #1

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 13, 2010 12:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

totally....

Man…I’ve been a Nats fan since they got here………

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jun 13, 2010 12:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

I gotta admit

I bought a DC batting practice cap when they busted on to the scene.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 13, 2010 12:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

So many people did that in NTX

When the Rockies came about.

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Jun 13, 2010 12:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was a Marlins man meself

That fish looked sharp wrapped around that F

And that marine green top? Forget it…

by oc on Jun 13, 2010 12:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Guilty

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 13, 2010 12:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ha

My trap has snared two…

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Jun 13, 2010 12:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's still wrong

Wearing another teams gear when you have never lived in, or have a connection to said city is just wrong.

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Jun 13, 2010 12:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's partially bullshit

The Muser’s homer code isn’t exactly the Bible

by oc on Jun 13, 2010 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't go by theirs

And I can see exceptions for new teams.

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Jun 13, 2010 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Eff the Yankee, Red Sox, and Cub bandwagon fans

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on Jun 13, 2010 12:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

This.

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Jun 13, 2010 12:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

how do the cubs have bandwagon fans they have not won in 100 years

always wondered how they have such a fan bases when on the south side the Wsox won the ws a couple years ago

by jonathan rigby on Jun 13, 2010 12:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

forgot about Wgn

the White sox broadcaster is incredibly annoying and cubs have better branding

by jonathan rigby on Jun 13, 2010 12:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Plus they've got Wrigley

my sister still refers to baseball uniforms as “outfits,” but she knows Wrigley because of the ivy.

by sbk00 on Jun 13, 2010 12:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lived in Durango, father still does.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 13, 2010 12:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pick one, I guess

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Jun 13, 2010 12:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

My guess would be the Twins

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 13, 2010 12:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have two friends from Cowlisbell.

One is a Twins fan, one is a Brewers fan, but they say most are Mariners fans.

by philkid3 on Jun 13, 2010 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Shirts and caps

This is what I get for typing while I’m on the phone.

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Jun 13, 2010 12:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm angry

I flipped over to watch the last 30 minutes of “The Holiday,” and get this Strasburg clown instead.

by Adam J. Morris on Jun 13, 2010 12:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is that Jack Black's dramatic role?

My wife watches that piece of shit every time it’s on.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jun 13, 2010 12:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

It is by the auteur behind...

…“Something’s Gotta Give” and “It’s Complicated.”

by Adam J. Morris on Jun 13, 2010 12:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

I feel like I just read this somewhere...

Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year.
He declined to accept the award as to not show up his fellow rookies. Incentives earned from being named ROY were donated to a local charity. He did not report this donation on his tax return.

by octoberty on Jun 13, 2010 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

hI

Wash for this scene your role is to act like a manager who know's what the F he is doing. I know it's a creative stretch 'cus.....he do what he do.

by BigGuns on Jun 13, 2010 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

I liked reading this in the FWST this morning
Ron Washington said he will consider limiting Elvis Andrus and Julio Borbon on the base paths until they gather a better understanding of the right situations to steal bases.

The stealing has been a bit too agressive and maybe predictable this year. Good to see the team acknowledge that.

one and one and one is three

by t ball on Jun 13, 2010 12:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Yeah, and he sounded pretty pissed at Jules last night on the pregame.

Good.

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Jun 13, 2010 12:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

agreed. I've been disappointed in our success rate...I thought we were going to have some silly SB #'s this year.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jun 13, 2010 12:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

With Vlad, you should say publicly

that he can run when he feels the time is right. Privately you take him aside and make sure he knows the time is almost never right.

one and one and one is three

by t ball on Jun 13, 2010 12:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

He gave them enough rope to hang themselves...

and they did.

Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year.
He declined to accept the award as to not show up his fellow rookies. Incentives earned from being named ROY were donated to a local charity. He did not report this donation on his tax return.

by octoberty on Jun 13, 2010 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Holy shit Dunn

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Jun 13, 2010 12:29 PM CDT reply actions  

He just welcomed Santana to majors, properly....

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 13, 2010 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

That was awesome

That's why they call them business sox

by egriffey on Jun 13, 2010 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Indians should drill him in the head next AB

a brawl might be their best chance at a win

"Broke his bat and shattered his spirit" - Josh Lewin

by simplesimon on Jun 13, 2010 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dunn is a fucking mammoth.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jun 13, 2010 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Awesome.

Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year.
He declined to accept the award as to not show up his fellow rookies. Incentives earned from being named ROY were donated to a local charity. He did not report this donation on his tax return.

by octoberty on Jun 13, 2010 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Head was down

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 13, 2010 12:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'M THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH

"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jun 13, 2010 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Starting lineup

1. God – SS
2. Daughter Judy – CF
3. Face – 3B
4. The Impaler – RF
5. ? – LF
6. ? – 1B
7. ???? – C
8. Mr. White – 2B
9. Kolbyashi – P

(Based on morning notes. Haven’t heard if Hamilton got the day off or not.)

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 13, 2010 12:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Cause Blanco is playing 2B and Kolbe has to hit.

My best guess? Law of averages.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 13, 2010 12:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Who cares?

It’s one game, he’s been on base lately

Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year.
He declined to accept the award as to not show up his fellow rookies. Incentives earned from being named ROY were donated to a local charity. He did not report this donation on his tax return.

by octoberty on Jun 13, 2010 12:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just because it's not a big deal doesn't mean I can't question the logic?
  1. is probably the most important spot in the order and playing the “hot hand” is silly. And his hot hand hasn’t even been that great.

But, no, batting order isn’t a big deal. Not being a big deal never stops anyone here from talking about things before.

by philkid3 on Jun 13, 2010 12:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't you hate when it does that?

Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year.
He declined to accept the award as to not show up his fellow rookies. Incentives earned from being named ROY were donated to a local charity. He did not report this donation on his tax return.

by octoberty on Jun 13, 2010 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes, I do.

It took me a second to realize why I was trying to do a list.

by philkid3 on Jun 13, 2010 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't know that there were a lot better options available

You could keep Young at the #2 spot, hit Murphy #3, hit Smoak 5th, Max 6th, Borbon 7th, and Blanco 8th, but I’m not sure that’s really any better than the current alignment.

by Adam J. Morris on Jun 13, 2010 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

You could do that and put Murphy 5th

But again, I don’t know that that makes you significantly better than the current alignment.

by Adam J. Morris on Jun 13, 2010 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, of course not. Batting order isn't a huge issue.

But what’s the point of doing something that’s worse only because it’s not significantly worse?

by philkid3 on Jun 13, 2010 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wait

It is Hamilton, not Murphy.

The question becomes, is the marginal improvement worth whatever costs there may be.

How is it going to play in “the room” if Smoak, a rookie who hasn’t proved himself, dammit, is hitting 3rd, which everyone knows is the most important spot in the lineup, instead of Face or Josh Hamilton, for example?

If you think that Julio Borbon is hitting now like the guy you thought he was when the season started and he was hitting leadoff, then this lineup isn’t unreasonable.

Is it the very optimum lineup? I don’t know. Probably not.

But if you do think that Borbon is going to get on base at a good clip right now, you’d probably rather have him at the top of the lineup, where he has guys behind him who can drive him in, than hitting 7th, with Blanco and the pitcher coming up.

by Adam J. Morris on Jun 13, 2010 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Everyone in "the room" does

Doesn’t mean it is reality, of course, but that’s what has been drilled in their heads since they were in Pee Wee ball.

by Adam J. Morris on Jun 13, 2010 1:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Okay, I thought that's what you meant, just making sure.

I dunno, you think the Indians are bothered by Santana hitting third in his first game?

And, anyway, it becomes a little less understandable to me if it’s Hamilton and not Murphy. You could have the same top four you had before Kinsler came back and keep Borbon away from the top of the line-up.

Again, absolutely not a big deal, I’m just questioning the thinking so I have something to do.

by philkid3 on Jun 13, 2010 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

My answer

Borbon
Andrus
Young
Vlad
Hammy
Smoak
Ramirez
Lewis
Blanco

Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year.
He declined to accept the award as to not show up his fellow rookies. Incentives earned from being named ROY were donated to a local charity. He did not report this donation on his tax return.

by octoberty on Jun 13, 2010 1:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hm.

Without knowing anything about “the room,” off the top of my head, probably:

Elvis
Vlad
Young
Hamilton
Smoak
Max
Blanco
Colby
Borbon

I’d consider switching Max and Smoak to break up LHP weakness. Obviously the team isn’t going to change things that much, so today I’d probably expect more like:

Elvis
Young
Hamilton
Vlad
Smoak
Max
Borbon
Blanco
Colby

That would be a little more understandable. And if I trusted Borbon to steal efficiently, it would be a useful spot for that.

by philkid3 on Jun 13, 2010 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Radio made a good point

That this is kind of a pat on the head to Bourbon for not quitting on himself, and fighting through his early slumpage. According to them, he works & studies his ass off every day…and that is nice to hear.

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Jun 13, 2010 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mr. White?

There is only one Mr. White, and his name is Walter.

Although from the looks of the preview for tonight’s episode, he may be back to being Heisenberg…

"He's not coming back. That chick was like, the Pele of anal."

-- Sterling Archer

by RCCook on Jun 13, 2010 12:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't look at me, I didn't give Blanco his nickname.

I believe that honor lands in the hands of Von MarriageSmasher….

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 13, 2010 12:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nuh uh

That was mine all the way.

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Jun 13, 2010 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

ah

ma bad. hangover. I’m blaming every dumb thing posted today on that.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 13, 2010 12:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lol

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Jun 13, 2010 12:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

2nd in order, not in the field

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 13, 2010 12:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

How was 2009 disappointing?

Thank you Houston for drafting Jason Castro.

by RangerMad on Jun 13, 2010 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

.233/.311/.442 from April 26th on.

How is that not disappointing?

Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year.
He declined to accept the award as to not show up his fellow rookies. Incentives earned from being named ROY were donated to a local charity. He did not report this donation on his tax return.

by octoberty on Jun 13, 2010 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Defense does matter

But, come on.

Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year.
He declined to accept the award as to not show up his fellow rookies. Incentives earned from being named ROY were donated to a local charity. He did not report this donation on his tax return.

by octoberty on Jun 13, 2010 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe I just expect more of Ian Kinsler...

Though, I doubt it

Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year.
He declined to accept the award as to not show up his fellow rookies. Incentives earned from being named ROY were donated to a local charity. He did not report this donation on his tax return.

by octoberty on Jun 13, 2010 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ian also has more power than Borbon

speed before power, hence moving Face to 3rd in the order….

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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 13, 2010 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

x

“insert name” also has more power than Borbon.

Wash for this scene your role is to act like a manager who know's what the F he is doing. I know it's a creative stretch 'cus.....he do what he do.

by BigGuns on Jun 13, 2010 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Think Colby Lewis smokes a pitch somewhere today?

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by LSU Ranger on Jun 13, 2010 12:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Right to 1st base!

Rock me.

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"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Jun 13, 2010 12:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

do you know anyone who drinks Amstel light?

sure are a lot of commercials for it.

tune is kind of catchy

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by simplesimon on Jun 13, 2010 12:32 PM CDT reply actions  

Pronk takes him deep

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by simplesimon on Jun 13, 2010 12:32 PM CDT reply actions  

Strasburg DFA. Ha!

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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 13, 2010 12:32 PM CDT reply actions  

well, no no-hitter for Strasburg

guess I can turn off TBS now…

Go Rice Owls!

by JBImaknee on Jun 13, 2010 12:32 PM CDT reply actions  

lol

93mph changeup…amazing.

USA

by Longhorn on Jun 13, 2010 12:34 PM CDT reply actions  

I like how Strasburg

pitches super-fast. Like Harrison. This seems like a good recent development around the league – pitchers recognizing that minimizing time between pitches gives them an advantage.

Go Rice Owls!

by JBImaknee on Jun 13, 2010 12:37 PM CDT reply actions  

And it helps us fans too

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Jun 13, 2010 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

most definitely

I’ve gotten to the point where if I turn on TBS or ESPN and see that the game they are showing is the Red Sox I just turn it off. I can’t stand watching their pitchers take a full minute between pitches.

Go Rice Owls!

by JBImaknee on Jun 13, 2010 12:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Old Hoss strikes again....
OldHossRadbourn
  
So Strasburg hits 100 MPH? Bah! My curve ball moved that fast. In the snow. Uphill.

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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 13, 2010 12:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Haha

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Jun 13, 2010 12:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

: I

Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year.
He declined to accept the award as to not show up his fellow rookies. Incentives earned from being named ROY were donated to a local charity. He did not report this donation on his tax return.

by octoberty on Jun 13, 2010 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Stras's fastball speeds in the first inning.....

99-100-100-99-100-100-99

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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 13, 2010 12:44 PM CDT reply actions  

He must really love the Baltimore metro area.

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"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Jun 13, 2010 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Milly's new nickname

“The Human Highlight Reel”

You want an espn highlight? Face me!

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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 13, 2010 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's the Milly we know and love...

sweating like a big ole fat pig too I bet.

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by BigGuns on Jun 13, 2010 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

omegleist

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Jun 13, 2010 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Retro OT - who was on the Rangers radio broadcast Friday night?

Sounded like Nadel wasn’t there. Or was it Big Dave that was missing?

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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 13, 2010 12:53 PM CDT reply actions  

Barney was gone

One of his siblings is having their wedding. The Frisco PBP guy was his replacement..don’t remember his name.

by Mike E on Jun 13, 2010 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kind of liked listening to him. Fresh, new voice.

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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 13, 2010 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gosh, I hope he didn't do the best man speech

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by LSU Ranger on Jun 13, 2010 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

"My daughter and I have shared sweet times and I'm glad I finally get to marry her"

“Wait I mean I’m glad I finally get to see her get married. To his man standing next to her today. Nothing like the douche she used to go out with much more of one. I mean much more of a man than he was. I hope they stay together forever. Hellobye.”

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by iorange555 on Jun 13, 2010 12:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

nailed it.

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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 13, 2010 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dunn Monster

Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year.
He declined to accept the award as to not show up his fellow rookies. Incentives earned from being named ROY were donated to a local charity. He did not report this donation on his tax return.

by octoberty on Jun 13, 2010 12:55 PM CDT reply actions  

So.......

Pitchers duel today?

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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 13, 2010 12:56 PM CDT reply actions  

maybe not

D. Huff’s stuff is just so so

The True Leader, Michael Young.

by Khanone on Jun 13, 2010 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

huff?

Gallardo vs Kolbiyashi

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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 13, 2010 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

go Eyevan Rodriguez!

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by BigGuns on Jun 13, 2010 1:00 PM CDT reply actions  

Eyevan never makes an era

and Dick Stockton is a beating as a baseball announcer.

by sbk00 on Jun 13, 2010 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh good, I haven't been saying it wrong all these years, Dick screws the pooch again.

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by BigGuns on Jun 13, 2010 1:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

So does Gallardo

Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year.
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by octoberty on Jun 13, 2010 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

And Gallordo

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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 13, 2010 1:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Great.

Another 300pg CFB preview to read. Thanks, Dave Campbell….

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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 13, 2010 1:05 PM CDT reply actions  

Dinosaurs....

Cause Carl Everett said so

Matt (Denver, CO): Congratulations, I heard you won a gold glove!
Klaw (1:18 PM) : Thanks, I had a great year at the plate!
I think Jason Heyward is ready to be promoted to the AL. He’s mastered the NL - Matthew Carruth

by SCDP on Jun 13, 2010 1:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Cups came before kids

Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year.
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by octoberty on Jun 13, 2010 1:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

How about a black cat running in front of the Brewers dugout?

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by txranger7 on Jun 13, 2010 1:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

an alien that breaks out of Prince Fielders stomach.

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by BigGuns on Jun 13, 2010 1:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol proably not, he'd act as if it were an everyday occurance, which it may very well be

Wash for this scene your role is to act like a manager who know's what the F he is doing. I know it's a creative stretch 'cus.....he do what he do.

by BigGuns on Jun 13, 2010 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Delay on the field...

something going on with Fielder… appears to be a small alien…

by sbk00 on Jun 13, 2010 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

wooooooooooooooo

baaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeebaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

by studcrackers on Jun 13, 2010 1:12 PM CDT reply actions  

Ballgame

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Jun 13, 2010 1:14 PM CDT reply actions  

Colby

Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year.
He declined to accept the award as to not show up his fellow rookies. Incentives earned from being named ROY were donated to a local charity. He did not report this donation on his tax return.

by octoberty on Jun 13, 2010 1:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

already?!?

Wash for this scene your role is to act like a manager who know's what the F he is doing. I know it's a creative stretch 'cus.....he do what he do.

by BigGuns on Jun 13, 2010 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Over

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Jun 13, 2010 1:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Ban

Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year.
He declined to accept the award as to not show up his fellow rookies. Incentives earned from being named ROY were donated to a local charity. He did not report this donation on his tax return.

by octoberty on Jun 13, 2010 1:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

gallardo's

gonna have 24 k’s, thankfully colby will match his k’s while going 3-3 with a couple homers….i hope

by studcrackers on Jun 13, 2010 1:16 PM CDT reply actions  

rook just walked a rook

santana adv to 1st…..

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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 13, 2010 1:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Colby

/MikeE

01/23/2010
A new era begins.

by stammer on Jun 13, 2010 1:19 PM CDT reply actions  

Ghosts

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jun 13, 2010 1:19 PM CDT reply actions  

shit GoET went to the wrong hotel.

Wash for this scene your role is to act like a manager who know's what the F he is doing. I know it's a creative stretch 'cus.....he do what he do.

by BigGuns on Jun 13, 2010 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh great Colby's been up all night because of a ghost, great

Wash for this scene your role is to act like a manager who know's what the F he is doing. I know it's a creative stretch 'cus.....he do what he do.

by BigGuns on Jun 13, 2010 1:19 PM CDT reply actions  

i dunno tag

why do people claim they see aliens?

by studcrackers on Jun 13, 2010 1:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Ha!

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Jun 13, 2010 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

So, in Milwaukee...

…we have:

Cars on the field
Cups freaking us out
A little kid running around and not getting off the field
And a team hotel with ghosts

by Adam J. Morris on Jun 13, 2010 1:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Crap.

Hopefully, that’s the only time he does that today.

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by txranger7 on Jun 13, 2010 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

You forgot a missing Bob Uecker

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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 13, 2010 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

FAT FUCKER

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by Ryin A on Jun 13, 2010 1:23 PM CDT reply actions  

Over

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Jun 13, 2010 1:23 PM CDT reply actions  

Gallardo is getting everything

Colby nothing

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by Kinslerhomer on Jun 13, 2010 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hey Farva, what happens when you run out of lives in a video game?

What does the screen say?

Oh, you mean Game Over?

Dooooooooooooooooohhhhhh!!!!!

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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 13, 2010 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

im sorry

but i cant hear you unless you end all your messages with the word ‘over’.

over.

by studcrackers on Jun 13, 2010 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

What's the name of that restaurant you like

with the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?

by sbk00 on Jun 13, 2010 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Christ

here we go. Blame goes to the ghost….

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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 13, 2010 1:23 PM CDT reply actions  

You're confused

Fielder plays with relish…in his beard, from the hot dog he was pounding in the dugout that inning.

by Adam J. Morris on Jun 13, 2010 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

this

Wash for this scene your role is to act like a manager who know's what the F he is doing. I know it's a creative stretch 'cus.....he do what he do.

by BigGuns on Jun 13, 2010 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

does he just eat fried vegetables or something?

wTF?

He probably does what I do…buy the low fat canister of Pringles and then eat the whole thing.

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by Ryin A on Jun 13, 2010 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

ive been

on a real pringles kick lately, so god damn addicting

by studcrackers on Jun 13, 2010 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

i just stick

to the original, sour cream’n’onion and the cheddar cheese

by studcrackers on Jun 13, 2010 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

I listened to a health show yesterday, the Train Station Fitness show

And evidently, some new kind of chip with “exploding flavors” has ingredients in it that cause ADHD/ADD and the NIH, etc know about it, but the chemicals are legal according to the FDA.

Also, did you know Skittles coloring is banned in the UK, because of the same thing. They have to use natural coloring there.

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"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Jun 13, 2010 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes he loves a good salad, topped with tofu and TONS of Ranch dressing..and a diet coke

Wash for this scene your role is to act like a manager who know's what the F he is doing. I know it's a creative stretch 'cus.....he do what he do.

by BigGuns on Jun 13, 2010 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

wow

and he can still play everyday with that? that’s pretty amazing…

USA

by Longhorn on Jun 13, 2010 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm going to watch soccer for a while

This game isn’t giving me a good vibe right now.

by Adam J. Morris on Jun 13, 2010 1:24 PM CDT reply actions  

Luckily we got TCU/UT on at 3....

Go Frogs.

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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 13, 2010 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Take a wild guess.

Gig Em.

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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 13, 2010 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Vince Young apparently assaulted someone

In a strip club.

Mike Florio says:

Today’s lesson? Maybe he should stick to shirtless all-male Tequila parties.

by Adam J. Morris on Jun 13, 2010 1:27 PM CDT reply actions  

Love that picture.

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"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jun 13, 2010 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

seriously - not a single strike?

"Broke his bat and shattered his spirit" - Josh Lewin

by simplesimon on Jun 13, 2010 1:30 PM CDT reply actions  

My friend went drinking with him last night.

Said he has an affinity for ugly women.

I’ll see if my brother still has the text message.

by philkid3 on Jun 13, 2010 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bet they have giant asses, too.

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by Aqua on Jun 13, 2010 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't see his life ending well

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Jun 13, 2010 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

...............

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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 13, 2010 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

The FSN pitchtracker never seems right to me.

I thought that was a strike.

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by Aqua on Jun 13, 2010 1:33 PM CDT reply actions  

Quite a few big'uns in the Milwaukee crowd.

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by Aqua on Jun 13, 2010 1:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Yes, more of this.

Get some walks! Force him to throw pitches! It’s our only hope!

by philkid3 on Jun 13, 2010 1:35 PM CDT reply actions  

40 pitches at least through 2.

I’m pretty happy with that so far.

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by Aqua on Jun 13, 2010 1:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Milwaukee.

Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year.
He declined to accept the award as to not show up his fellow rookies. Incentives earned from being named ROY were donated to a local charity. He did not report this donation on his tax return.

by octoberty on Jun 13, 2010 1:36 PM CDT reply actions  

this, if you're going to be that close to Chicago you might as well live there.

Wash for this scene your role is to act like a manager who know's what the F he is doing. I know it's a creative stretch 'cus.....he do what he do.

by BigGuns on Jun 13, 2010 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

We need a .gif of Vader walking by the ewok and stormtrooper and giving a little nod.

With Milwaukee beneath it.

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by Aqua on Jun 13, 2010 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

That wasn't a Ewok, it was a Jawa......

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by Ryin A on Jun 13, 2010 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

MY SHAME IS ENDLESS!

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by Aqua on Jun 13, 2010 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

x

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jun 13, 2010 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ok, that's weird.

At least they’re not on the field?

by Closure GT on Jun 13, 2010 1:37 PM CDT reply actions  

They allow that ewok to have a fake gun in the building?

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by Aqua on Jun 13, 2010 1:37 PM CDT reply actions  

That wasn't an ewok

Jawas for the win!

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by txranger7 on Jun 13, 2010 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow.

My nerdness is shamed.

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by Aqua on Jun 13, 2010 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

glad someone else knew that...heh

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jun 13, 2010 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh, Yovanni has a no hitter going

Just in case you didn’t know…

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Jun 13, 2010 1:37 PM CDT reply actions  

Have you stopped to consider that maybe the intentional jinx

Is actually an anti-jinx?

"Hey... Goldberg! I bet if that puck was a cheeseburger, you'd stop it!

by TheCrow471 on Jun 13, 2010 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

How would you prove the presence of an anti-jinx?

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by Aqua on Jun 13, 2010 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Exactly

Look, I already fucked up his perfect game, didn’t I.

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Jun 13, 2010 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Chaos theory?

"Hey... Goldberg! I bet if that puck was a cheeseburger, you'd stop it!

by TheCrow471 on Jun 13, 2010 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's a pretty creative theme day

beats that stupid dog days bullshit

"Broke his bat and shattered his spirit" - Josh Lewin

by simplesimon on Jun 13, 2010 1:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Nah, they are potty trained

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Jun 13, 2010 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

HA!

Wash for this scene your role is to act like a manager who know's what the F he is doing. I know it's a creative stretch 'cus.....he do what he do.

by BigGuns on Jun 13, 2010 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL!!!!!

Nazis strike first.

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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 13, 2010 1:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Did the drunks not make it?

"Hey... Goldberg! I bet if that puck was a cheeseburger, you'd stop it!

by TheCrow471 on Jun 13, 2010 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

please. It's nighttime in Africa right now.

They’re just getting started….

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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 13, 2010 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kolby

Wash for this scene your role is to act like a manager who know's what the F he is doing. I know it's a creative stretch 'cus.....he do what he do.

by BigGuns on Jun 13, 2010 1:41 PM CDT reply actions  

At least it's consistent

Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year.
He declined to accept the award as to not show up his fellow rookies. Incentives earned from being named ROY were donated to a local charity. He did not report this donation on his tax return.

by octoberty on Jun 13, 2010 1:43 PM CDT reply actions  

KKKcobayashi Lewis

The strike zone might be a little generous today. That’s ok with me.

by Akalhar on Jun 13, 2010 1:43 PM CDT reply actions  

Me too/also.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jun 13, 2010 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Craig Counsell

Sadly one of my favorite players. That crazy stance has a special place in my heart.

"Hey... Goldberg! I bet if that puck was a cheeseburger, you'd stop it!

by TheCrow471 on Jun 13, 2010 1:44 PM CDT reply actions  

might be the worst stance ever

it looks like he’s reaching for something but just can’t get it…

"What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it."

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 13, 2010 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

OT - Mike Leake

while understand the over-the-top coverage of Strasburg,

why didn’t anyone make a big deal about Mike Leake skipping the minors and pitching at the big league level

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by simplesimon on Jun 13, 2010 1:44 PM CDT reply actions  

He plays for the Reds.

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by Aqua on Jun 13, 2010 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, people talked about it

But he’s not as good as Strasburg, as far as being a prospect goes.

by Adam J. Morris on Jun 13, 2010 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

He doesn't throw 100 mph

Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year.
He declined to accept the award as to not show up his fellow rookies. Incentives earned from being named ROY were donated to a local charity. He did not report this donation on his tax return.

by octoberty on Jun 13, 2010 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's either who they are or what team they play for

Strasburg has been getting the attention for years, while Leake never played a game in the minors and wasn’t really too big in college (even though he was good). That’ probably why

Team wise, why do you think we heard all about Ike Davis (Mets) and Castro (Cubs) coming up and not one thing about Smoak when he came up, even though many considered him to be the better prospect? Its just the way of the game

Matt (Denver, CO): Congratulations, I heard you won a gold glove!
Klaw (1:18 PM) : Thanks, I had a great year at the plate!
I think Jason Heyward is ready to be promoted to the AL. He’s mastered the NL - Matthew Carruth

by SCDP on Jun 13, 2010 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

No comparsion between Davis and Leake

Leake was such a surprise coming into the season as he won a spot in the big leagues without starting a game in the minors

I’m just comparing Davis, Castro and Smoak. Smoak is considered by many to be the better prospect between him and Davis, yet because of the team he plays for (the Mets) Davis got more attention than the call-up of Smoak

Matt (Denver, CO): Congratulations, I heard you won a gold glove!
Klaw (1:18 PM) : Thanks, I had a great year at the plate!
I think Jason Heyward is ready to be promoted to the AL. He’s mastered the NL - Matthew Carruth

by SCDP on Jun 13, 2010 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

They did

it was talked about a lot. Obviously he’s not going to get as much hype as someone with Strasburg’s ceiling.

one and one and one is three

by t ball on Jun 13, 2010 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

STFD!!!!

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 13, 2010 1:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Eyevan with 2 run double. Wash 4 Cle 1

Wash for this scene your role is to act like a manager who know's what the F he is doing. I know it's a creative stretch 'cus.....he do what he do.

by BigGuns on Jun 13, 2010 1:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Kinsler eating a banana?

Anna Banana would like to hear “Venus” by Bananarama.

"Hey... Goldberg! I bet if that puck was a cheeseburger, you'd stop it!

by TheCrow471 on Jun 13, 2010 1:49 PM CDT reply actions  

yikes Elvis.

Wash for this scene your role is to act like a manager who know's what the F he is doing. I know it's a creative stretch 'cus.....he do what he do.

by BigGuns on Jun 13, 2010 1:49 PM CDT reply actions  

Gallardo

he good.

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aqua on Jun 13, 2010 1:50 PM CDT reply actions  

Ghostbusters.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jun 13, 2010 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

hahahaha he looks terrified.

Wash for this scene your role is to act like a manager who know's what the F he is doing. I know it's a creative stretch 'cus.....he do what he do.

by BigGuns on Jun 13, 2010 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Crowe

That was terrible.

Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year.
He declined to accept the award as to not show up his fellow rookies. Incentives earned from being named ROY were donated to a local charity. He did not report this donation on his tax return.

by octoberty on Jun 13, 2010 1:51 PM CDT reply actions  

So, what was Tag talking about when he saw that jawa?

He said “Maybe that’s what Colby saw last night”…

What?

"He thinks f***ing people pay to watch him f***ing umpire."--Ozzie Guillen in regards to Joe West

"A win is a win. Kinda like banging a hogger on Spring Break. You’re glad hardly anybody saw you do it but at the end of the day you got laid."-- Josey Wales

by TooLegitToQuit on Jun 13, 2010 1:54 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

I don't think TAG has seen Star Wars.

"Hey... Goldberg! I bet if that puck was a cheeseburger, you'd stop it!

by TheCrow471 on Jun 13, 2010 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

He has to have seen Star Wars.

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aqua on Jun 13, 2010 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Believe it or not, there are people out there who haven't seen it.

Most of them female.

"Hey... Goldberg! I bet if that puck was a cheeseburger, you'd stop it!

by TheCrow471 on Jun 13, 2010 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

star wars......

thats the show with that dog barf and the vulcan guy right

by death of the cool on Jun 13, 2010 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Half Man / Half Dog

I’m my own best friend.

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on Jun 13, 2010 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

I wish I were a mOg

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jun 13, 2010 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Several friends of mine have never seen a Indiana Jones movie

Not quite on par with Star Wars but I never wanted to talk to them again after finding that out.

"Hey... Goldberg! I bet if that puck was a cheeseburger, you'd stop it!

by TheCrow471 on Jun 13, 2010 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

I love Star Wars...seen it dozens of times but

Raiders of the Lost Ark > Star Wars

"What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it."

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 13, 2010 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Last Crusade is pretty freaking badass.

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aqua on Jun 13, 2010 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

1 and 1A...

love them both…but I think RotLA edges it out

"What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it."

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 13, 2010 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

HAHA!!

nice…

"What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it."

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 13, 2010 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

I never have seen any of the more recent ones.

When I was young, I watched and loved the original ones but could careless about seeing the newer ones.

by casew on Jun 13, 2010 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

I bet TAG only watches Discovery/TLC/NatGeo

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jun 13, 2010 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

I mean why was he saying that about Colby...

"He thinks f***ing people pay to watch him f***ing umpire."--Ozzie Guillen in regards to Joe West

"A win is a win. Kinda like banging a hogger on Spring Break. You’re glad hardly anybody saw you do it but at the end of the day you got laid."-- Josey Wales

by TooLegitToQuit on Jun 13, 2010 1:56 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Oh that.

I wasn’t really paying attention, but something about him seeing a ghost in his hotel room.

"Hey... Goldberg! I bet if that puck was a cheeseburger, you'd stop it!

by TheCrow471 on Jun 13, 2010 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fucking angels

are going to catch the shitfest bottom of their rotation

And mankind is naught but a single nation - Qu'ran 2:213

by devsr on Jun 13, 2010 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

OT-Looking to buy a small TV for my room at my parents house,

when I’m home for the summer to use as well in my apartment. Which would you buy the Samsung 19in ($230) or the Insignia 19in ($180)

"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jun 13, 2010 1:56 PM CDT reply actions  

When I have the product I don't go by reviews.

I go by what I have and has worked for me. If I didn’t have the product then maybe, yes.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

My blog: That's baseball for you

by iorange555 on Jun 13, 2010 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's what I was thinking they are cheaper and pretty solid from what I've heard and read.

We got my mom one for the kitchen and it’s pretty good. I don’t think it’s worth the extra $50 for the name brand, but It’s not like I’m buying it to watch Blu-Ray on

"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jun 13, 2010 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Go Korean

Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year.
He declined to accept the award as to not show up his fellow rookies. Incentives earned from being named ROY were donated to a local charity. He did not report this donation on his tax return.

by octoberty on Jun 13, 2010 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jeter has to be one of them.

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aqua on Jun 13, 2010 1:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Todd Helton for Colorado as the other?

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aqua on Jun 13, 2010 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Carl Crawford, too

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on Jun 13, 2010 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Actually, Jeter is not one.

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aqua on Jun 13, 2010 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

GOLDEN FACE!!

Wash for this scene your role is to act like a manager who know's what the F he is doing. I know it's a creative stretch 'cus.....he do what he do.

by BigGuns on Jun 13, 2010 1:58 PM CDT reply actions  

Way to go Mike!

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on Jun 13, 2010 1:58 PM CDT reply actions  

Mike E with the play by play...

Wash for this scene your role is to act like a manager who know's what the F he is doing. I know it's a creative stretch 'cus.....he do what he do.

by BigGuns on Jun 13, 2010 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

so much dead air

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jun 13, 2010 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

hehz

Wash for this scene your role is to act like a manager who know's what the F he is doing. I know it's a creative stretch 'cus.....he do what he do.

by BigGuns on Jun 13, 2010 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

white noise

"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jun 13, 2010 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Stop doing that, Josh!

You’re going to kill someone!

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aqua on Jun 13, 2010 2:01 PM CDT reply actions  

honestly

Wash for this scene your role is to act like a manager who know's what the F he is doing. I know it's a creative stretch 'cus.....he do what he do.

by BigGuns on Jun 13, 2010 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

HEYYYYY OHHHHH

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jun 13, 2010 2:01 PM CDT reply actions  

yeah

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jun 13, 2010 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sticky hands, hahahahahahaha.

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aqua on Jun 13, 2010 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

TWSS

"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jun 13, 2010 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

TAG, what did you just say?

“She’s gonna have sticky hands for the rest of the day.”

POW!

BANG!

ZOOM!

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 13, 2010 2:02 PM CDT reply actions  

lol

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jun 13, 2010 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hammy!

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Jun 13, 2010 2:02 PM CDT reply actions  

Hammy

You so sexy right now….

Matt (Denver, CO): Congratulations, I heard you won a gold glove!
Klaw (1:18 PM) : Thanks, I had a great year at the plate!
I think Jason Heyward is ready to be promoted to the AL. He’s mastered the NL - Matthew Carruth

by SCDP on Jun 13, 2010 2:02 PM CDT reply actions  

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUXLJLKJL:J:LKJ:LKJ:LKJ:LK

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jun 13, 2010 2:02 PM CDT reply actions  

BOOM GOES THE HAMBONITE!!!

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aqua on Jun 13, 2010 2:02 PM CDT reply actions  

Awesome...

He can keep launching bats at people if he keeps nailing home runs.

by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 13, 2010 2:02 PM CDT reply actions  

wow

i’m surprised Stras didn’t blow his knee out on that…unbelievable

USA

by Longhorn on Jun 13, 2010 2:02 PM CDT reply actions  

JOSH

BOOM goes the DYNAMITE!

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on Jun 13, 2010 2:02 PM CDT reply actions  

THE GREAT HAMBINO!!! see that KinslerHomer?

Wash for this scene your role is to act like a manager who know's what the F he is doing. I know it's a creative stretch 'cus.....he do what he do.

by BigGuns on Jun 13, 2010 2:02 PM CDT reply actions  

dang

that was half a swing

Thank you Houston for drafting Jason Castro.

by RangerMad on Jun 13, 2010 2:02 PM CDT reply actions  

x

Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year.
He declined to accept the award as to not show up his fellow rookies. Incentives earned from being named ROY were donated to a local charity. He did not report this donation on his tax return.

by octoberty on Jun 13, 2010 2:02 PM CDT reply actions  

HAMDONG!!!!

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 13, 2010 2:03 PM CDT reply actions  

I love this image.

I have to know the story.

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aqua on Jun 13, 2010 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

X

"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jun 13, 2010 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

I'm not takin my sneakers off, I am Sneakers O'toole!

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 13, 2010 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ah, let him go.

You’ll never catch him in THESE shoes.

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aqua on Jun 13, 2010 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, if I find it, I'll let ya know.

I found this gem when I was looking for the Paul Rudd mugshot t-shirt from “40 Year Old Virgin”….

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 13, 2010 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

JOSH FUCKING HAMILTON!

Bitches.

"He thinks f***ing people pay to watch him f***ing umpire."--Ozzie Guillen in regards to Joe West

"A win is a win. Kinda like banging a hogger on Spring Break. You’re glad hardly anybody saw you do it but at the end of the day you got laid."-- Josey Wales

by TooLegitToQuit on Jun 13, 2010 2:03 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Hambone.

Fuckin’ nice.

Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into buildings.

by JBP on Jun 13, 2010 2:03 PM CDT reply actions  

HE ON FIRE

"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jun 13, 2010 2:03 PM CDT reply actions  

ruh roh

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 13, 2010 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

time to get a second account sir.

Wash for this scene your role is to act like a manager who know's what the F he is doing. I know it's a creative stretch 'cus.....he do what he do.

by BigGuns on Jun 13, 2010 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

image link fail

There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns

by RachelB on Jun 13, 2010 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

loser

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jun 13, 2010 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

F PHOTOBUCKET

"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jun 13, 2010 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

x

"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jun 13, 2010 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Smoak seriously.

Swing at strikes.

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aqua on Jun 13, 2010 2:04 PM CDT reply actions  

daytime

vs RHP, in Milwaukee, vs Gallardo, Smoak needs the day off

Thank you Houston for drafting Jason Castro.

by RangerMad on Jun 13, 2010 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah....

Arias will totally make a difference in this game

Matt (Denver, CO): Congratulations, I heard you won a gold glove!
Klaw (1:18 PM) : Thanks, I had a great year at the plate!
I think Jason Heyward is ready to be promoted to the AL. He’s mastered the NL - Matthew Carruth

by SCDP on Jun 13, 2010 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

love you max

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jun 13, 2010 2:05 PM CDT reply actions  

Max has some serious Moobs.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jun 13, 2010 2:06 PM CDT reply actions  

bouncy they are

Wash for this scene your role is to act like a manager who know's what the F he is doing. I know it's a creative stretch 'cus.....he do what he do.

by BigGuns on Jun 13, 2010 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nice job, Mr. White...

"What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it."

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 13, 2010 2:06 PM CDT reply actions  

Let's get a taco

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 13, 2010 2:06 PM CDT reply actions  

Did you kill any real people?

No time for the old in-out, love, I've just come to read the meter.

by Texas Jihad on Jun 13, 2010 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just cops....

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 13, 2010 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Colby is unimpressed with Gallardo.

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aqua on Jun 13, 2010 2:07 PM CDT reply actions  

nice cut

Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year.
He declined to accept the award as to not show up his fellow rookies. Incentives earned from being named ROY were donated to a local charity. He did not report this donation on his tax return.

by octoberty on Jun 13, 2010 2:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Sat there yesterday, as well

Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year.
He declined to accept the award as to not show up his fellow rookies. Incentives earned from being named ROY were donated to a local charity. He did not report this donation on his tax return.

by octoberty on Jun 13, 2010 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

if I were in the stadium

I would go down there and ask JD why Beavan is still in Frisco

Thank you Houston for drafting Jason Castro.

by RangerMad on Jun 13, 2010 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Then I'd ask how much he wishes he had the Danks trade back.

Just to be a dick.

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aqua on Jun 13, 2010 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

he was there

yesterday too. everytime i caught a glimpse of him he looked bored or was doodling something

by studcrackers on Jun 13, 2010 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

conspiracy theory

He planned to go to Milwaukee so he could inform Harden thta he was going on the DL.

Thank you Houston for drafting Jason Castro.

by RangerMad on Jun 13, 2010 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

This situation should never happen.

Pitchers pitch, hitters hit. There is no good reason for making us have to sit here and watch Colby bat.

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aqua on Jun 13, 2010 2:08 PM CDT reply actions  

JD looks like an absolute badass sitting right there.

"He thinks f***ing people pay to watch him f***ing umpire."--Ozzie Guillen in regards to Joe West

"A win is a win. Kinda like banging a hogger on Spring Break. You’re glad hardly anybody saw you do it but at the end of the day you got laid."-- Josey Wales

by TooLegitToQuit on Jun 13, 2010 2:08 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Colby sucks

/Kinslerhomer

Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year.
He declined to accept the award as to not show up his fellow rookies. Incentives earned from being named ROY were donated to a local charity. He did not report this donation on his tax return.

by octoberty on Jun 13, 2010 2:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Strasburg done

5 walks in the last couple of innings and left with the bases loaded in the 6th.

by behindthebag on Jun 13, 2010 2:09 PM CDT reply actions  

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