Game 63 Game Day Thread
Texas Rangers at Milwaukee Brewers, Jun 13, 2010 1:10 PM CDT
Go Rangers...
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Sunday hangovers and Rangers baseball....
America, fuck yeah!
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 13, 2010 12:04 PM CDT reply actions
I approve.
I’m about to go pick up some Bueno to make it a perfect afternoon.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I'm thinkin Fuzzy's
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 13, 2010 12:10 PM CDT up reply actions
you in Denton or FtW?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
NRH. Got one on Rufe Snow now.
And there’s about to be a Freebirds in Hurst.
Life is lookin good for the mid-cities.
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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 13, 2010 12:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Their enchiladas are great, you should give them a whirl sometime.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Bastard
You’ve just convinced me to use another Cabana BOGO coupon…I was gonna grill some chicken. I’ll send you the Dr bill.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Haven't been to Cabana in a while....I need to get after that one day
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Enchiladas today, yummy.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Nah, just tired
Had to call the cops on a wild ass pool party again @ 2am…well, our security guy is a DPD cop, so…
Anyway, some real hotties, but one dude had a 8 inch or so knife scar across his stomach, and an 80 lb rotty with him, best to let the professionals handle that one…
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Am I completely insane,
for thinking it would be cool to get stabbed or shot and get a sweet scar if I was guaranteed to not suffer any permanent damage?
Based on the chicka he was with last night
You may be completely sane :)
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Have to come up with a good backstory, though.
I don’t think it would have the desired effect to go around telling people, “yeah, I had my friend shoot me so that I could get this cool scar.”
You in Texas?
You could always frame a bachelor party/drunk/across border thing.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Hahaha
I know, that’s the problem. The only visible scar I have is from when part of a ceiling fan fell off and hit my hand as a kid. Surprisingly, that doesn’t do much for the ladies.
Heh, I've got a few already.
No big “I’m a badass” ones, but some from camping/wilderness type stuff, which tend to be hits. A few dog bites, meh. And the tips of the fingers on my right hand are all scarred up from a table saw accident (one of them was only hanging on by about a quarter-inch of skin before they stitched it up), which makes a good story other than the self-inflicted part.
Then there’s the one from when seven-year-old-me decided to set my arm down on a lightbulb to see how it would feel. (Answer: like burning.)
Tell the truth
No one will believe you are telling the truth. And then they’ll wonder what backstory can be so crazy, so dark, so mysterious, that you can’t tell it.
by Adam J. Morris on Jun 13, 2010 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Strasburg is on TNT if you're interested....
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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 13, 2010 12:06 PM CDT reply actions
TBS
"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.
by Kinslerhomer on Jun 13, 2010 12:07 PM CDT up reply actions
ma bad, TBS
hangover is still in full effect….
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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 13, 2010 12:09 PM CDT up reply actions
4 hours away from CLE here
blacked out
There's one word that describes baseball - `You never know.' - Joaquin Andujar
I am really liking...
….watching Smoak’s at bats the last couple weeks. Glimpses of kick-ass
"Congrats Rangers fans, you just found your replacement for Mark Teixeira. Just a crazy, crazy steal." -Goldstein
If he can continue to improve...
with Vlad and Hamilton staying healthy, Nellie coming back, and Ian hopefully picking it up a little, this offense could be very fun to watch.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Day game, bleh
And then I get to go to Mom’s house and set up the Wii I’m giving her. Yay, me. I’m sure it will be smooth and not at all frustrating.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Not hard at all. Just make sure you sync it right.
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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 13, 2010 12:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh the actual setup won't be hard
My mom is… technically challenged. Teaching her how to get to it to play it is going to be the frustrating part. This is the woman who called me while I was at RBiA in a panic because she couldn’t get her DVD player to work. She didn’t realize she had to switch the input.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
I had to quit working on her PC
I couldn’t take it anymore. Now she just buys a new one every time it gets infested with spyware/adware. Whatever.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
get her a Mac
then the Genius’ can take her calls
"Broke his bat and shattered his spirit" - Josh Lewin
by simplesimon on Jun 13, 2010 12:27 PM CDT up reply actions
We thought about getting her a Mac
but she and my grandmother have all kinds of stupid little Windows flash games they’ve bought and love.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
99 on the black....
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
100
"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.
by Kinslerhomer on Jun 13, 2010 12:15 PM CDT up reply actions
another 100 for the K
"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.
by Kinslerhomer on Jun 13, 2010 12:15 PM CDT up reply actions
TBS is what channel on TWC?
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Bueller?
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
It's 44 for me
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Haha
Those were some shiny brand-new Nationals hats and caps in the crowd there.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
matched with Indians jerseys, ha!
K for Stras #1
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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 13, 2010 12:15 PM CDT up reply actions
totally....
Man…I’ve been a Nats fan since they got here………
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I gotta admit
I bought a DC batting practice cap when they busted on to the scene.
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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 13, 2010 12:20 PM CDT up reply actions
So many people did that in NTX
When the Rockies came about.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
I was a Marlins man meself
That fish looked sharp wrapped around that F
And that marine green top? Forget it…
Guilty
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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 13, 2010 12:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Ha
My trap has snared two…
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
It's still wrong
Wearing another teams gear when you have never lived in, or have a connection to said city is just wrong.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
I don't go by theirs
And I can see exceptions for new teams.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Eff the Yankee, Red Sox, and Cub bandwagon fans
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
how do the cubs have bandwagon fans they have not won in 100 years
always wondered how they have such a fan bases when on the south side the Wsox won the ws a couple years ago
by jonathan rigby on Jun 13, 2010 12:43 PM CDT up reply actions
forgot about Wgn
the White sox broadcaster is incredibly annoying and cubs have better branding
by jonathan rigby on Jun 13, 2010 12:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Plus they've got Wrigley
my sister still refers to baseball uniforms as “outfits,” but she knows Wrigley because of the ivy.
Everybody loves the 'loveable losers' story
It’s partially why the Red Sox fanbase as quadrupled over the last 10 years
I don't see too many LA Clippers fans out there. Just sayin....
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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 13, 2010 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions
The East Coast media giants don't care about what happens on the West Coast
The West Coast is three hours behind
Lived in Durango, father still does.
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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 13, 2010 12:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Pick one, I guess
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
My guess would be the Twins
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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 13, 2010 12:46 PM CDT up reply actions
I have two friends from Cowlisbell.
One is a Twins fan, one is a Brewers fan, but they say most are Mariners fans.
Shirts and caps
This is what I get for typing while I’m on the phone.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
I'm angry
I flipped over to watch the last 30 minutes of “The Holiday,” and get this Strasburg clown instead.
by Adam J. Morris on Jun 13, 2010 12:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Is that Jack Black's dramatic role?
My wife watches that piece of shit every time it’s on.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
It is by the auteur behind...
…“Something’s Gotta Give” and “It’s Complicated.”
by Adam J. Morris on Jun 13, 2010 12:32 PM CDT up reply actions
I feel like I just read this somewhere...
Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year.
He declined to accept the award as to not show up his fellow rookies. Incentives earned from being named ROY were donated to a local charity. He did not report this donation on his tax return.
Heh, we went back to see Trevor Crowe's reaction after he took Strasburg's first pitch.
His lips read: “Oh my ****ing god.”
I liked reading this in the FWST this morning
Ron Washington said he will consider limiting Elvis Andrus and Julio Borbon on the base paths until they gather a better understanding of the right situations to steal bases.
The stealing has been a bit too agressive and maybe predictable this year. Good to see the team acknowledge that.
one and one and one is three
Yeah, and he sounded pretty pissed at Jules last night on the pregame.
Good.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
agreed. I've been disappointed in our success rate...I thought we were going to have some silly SB #'s this year.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
With Vlad, you should say publicly
that he can run when he feels the time is right. Privately you take him aside and make sure he knows the time is almost never right.
one and one and one is three
He gave them enough rope to hang themselves...
and they did.
Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year.
He declined to accept the award as to not show up his fellow rookies. Incentives earned from being named ROY were donated to a local charity. He did not report this donation on his tax return.
Holy shit Dunn
"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.
He just welcomed Santana to majors, properly....
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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 13, 2010 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions
The Indians should drill him in the head next AB
a brawl might be their best chance at a win
"Broke his bat and shattered his spirit" - Josh Lewin
by simplesimon on Jun 13, 2010 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Thanks to Jeff and LL

Matt (Denver, CO): Congratulations, I heard you won a gold glove!
Klaw (1:18 PM) : Thanks, I had a great year at the plate!
I think Jason Heyward is ready to be promoted to the AL. He’s mastered the NL - Matthew Carruth
by SCDP on Jun 13, 2010 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Dunn is a fucking mammoth.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Awesome.
Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year.
He declined to accept the award as to not show up his fellow rookies. Incentives earned from being named ROY were donated to a local charity. He did not report this donation on his tax return.
Head was down
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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 13, 2010 12:51 PM CDT up reply actions
I'M THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
Starting lineup
1. God – SS
2. Daughter Judy – CF
3. Face – 3B
4. The Impaler – RF
5. ? – LF
6. ? – 1B
7. ???? – C
8. Mr. White – 2B
9. Kolbyashi – P
(Based on morning notes. Haven’t heard if Hamilton got the day off or not.)
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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 13, 2010 12:29 PM CDT reply actions
The correct answers are
Hammy, Smoak, and Max
by Outworlder47 on Jun 13, 2010 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions
If that's the case, I'm kind of diggin this lineup then....
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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 13, 2010 12:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Cause Blanco is playing 2B and Kolbe has to hit.
My best guess? Law of averages.
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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 13, 2010 12:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Who cares?
It’s one game, he’s been on base lately
Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year.
He declined to accept the award as to not show up his fellow rookies. Incentives earned from being named ROY were donated to a local charity. He did not report this donation on his tax return.
Just because it's not a big deal doesn't mean I can't question the logic?
- is probably the most important spot in the order and playing the “hot hand” is silly. And his hot hand hasn’t even been that great.
But, no, batting order isn’t a big deal. Not being a big deal never stops anyone here from talking about things before.
Don't you hate when it does that?
Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year.
He declined to accept the award as to not show up his fellow rookies. Incentives earned from being named ROY were donated to a local charity. He did not report this donation on his tax return.
I don't know that there were a lot better options available
You could keep Young at the #2 spot, hit Murphy #3, hit Smoak 5th, Max 6th, Borbon 7th, and Blanco 8th, but I’m not sure that’s really any better than the current alignment.
by Adam J. Morris on Jun 13, 2010 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions
You could do that and put Murphy 5th
But again, I don’t know that that makes you significantly better than the current alignment.
by Adam J. Morris on Jun 13, 2010 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions
No, of course not. Batting order isn't a huge issue.
But what’s the point of doing something that’s worse only because it’s not significantly worse?
Wait
It is Hamilton, not Murphy.
The question becomes, is the marginal improvement worth whatever costs there may be.
How is it going to play in “the room” if Smoak, a rookie who hasn’t proved himself, dammit, is hitting 3rd, which everyone knows is the most important spot in the lineup, instead of Face or Josh Hamilton, for example?
If you think that Julio Borbon is hitting now like the guy you thought he was when the season started and he was hitting leadoff, then this lineup isn’t unreasonable.
Is it the very optimum lineup? I don’t know. Probably not.
But if you do think that Borbon is going to get on base at a good clip right now, you’d probably rather have him at the top of the lineup, where he has guys behind him who can drive him in, than hitting 7th, with Blanco and the pitcher coming up.
by Adam J. Morris on Jun 13, 2010 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions
My head just exploded, re-attached itself, and re-exploded.....
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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 13, 2010 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions
You don't necessarily rather have him 2nd than 7th if you think there are six better hitters than him in the lineup.
Everyone “knows” third is the most important spot?
Everyone in "the room" does
Doesn’t mean it is reality, of course, but that’s what has been drilled in their heads since they were in Pee Wee ball.
by Adam J. Morris on Jun 13, 2010 1:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Okay, I thought that's what you meant, just making sure.
I dunno, you think the Indians are bothered by Santana hitting third in his first game?
And, anyway, it becomes a little less understandable to me if it’s Hamilton and not Murphy. You could have the same top four you had before Kinsler came back and keep Borbon away from the top of the line-up.
Again, absolutely not a big deal, I’m just questioning the thinking so I have something to do.
How would you structure today's lineup?
by Adam J. Morris on Jun 13, 2010 1:07 PM CDT up reply actions
My answer
Borbon
Andrus
Young
Vlad
Hammy
Smoak
Ramirez
Lewis
Blanco
Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year.
He declined to accept the award as to not show up his fellow rookies. Incentives earned from being named ROY were donated to a local charity. He did not report this donation on his tax return.
Hm.
Without knowing anything about “the room,” off the top of my head, probably:
Elvis
Vlad
Young
Hamilton
Smoak
Max
Blanco
Colby
Borbon
I’d consider switching Max and Smoak to break up LHP weakness. Obviously the team isn’t going to change things that much, so today I’d probably expect more like:
Elvis
Young
Hamilton
Vlad
Smoak
Max
Borbon
Blanco
Colby
That would be a little more understandable. And if I trusted Borbon to steal efficiently, it would be a useful spot for that.
Radio made a good point
That this is kind of a pat on the head to Bourbon for not quitting on himself, and fighting through his early slumpage. According to them, he works & studies his ass off every day…and that is nice to hear.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Yeah
I think this is, in part, Wash’s way of showing Julio he believes in him, he thinks he’s a top of the order hitter, etc.
by Adam J. Morris on Jun 13, 2010 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Mr. White?
There is only one Mr. White, and his name is Walter.
Although from the looks of the preview for tonight’s episode, he may be back to being Heisenberg…
"He's not coming back. That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
-- Sterling Archer
Don't look at me, I didn't give Blanco his nickname.
I believe that honor lands in the hands of Von MarriageSmasher….
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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 13, 2010 12:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Nuh uh
That was mine all the way.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
ah
ma bad. hangover. I’m blaming every dumb thing posted today on that.
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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 13, 2010 12:40 PM CDT up reply actions
my fantasy baseball app said borbon was replacing kinsler at 2nd
i was very confused……. and kinda exited to watch that
by jonathan rigby on Jun 13, 2010 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions
2nd in order, not in the field
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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 13, 2010 12:41 PM CDT up reply actions
i guess thats what they meant but
ian hits third
by jonathan rigby on Jun 13, 2010 12:45 PM CDT up reply actions
.233/.311/.442 from April 26th on.
How is that not disappointing?
Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year.
He declined to accept the award as to not show up his fellow rookies. Incentives earned from being named ROY were donated to a local charity. He did not report this donation on his tax return.
Defense does matter
But, come on.
Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year.
He declined to accept the award as to not show up his fellow rookies. Incentives earned from being named ROY were donated to a local charity. He did not report this donation on his tax return.
Maybe I just expect more of Ian Kinsler...
Though, I doubt it
Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year.
He declined to accept the award as to not show up his fellow rookies. Incentives earned from being named ROY were donated to a local charity. He did not report this donation on his tax return.
Ian also has more power than Borbon
speed before power, hence moving Face to 3rd in the order….
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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 13, 2010 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Think Colby Lewis smokes a pitch somewhere today?
"Hell's frozen over, Pigs are flying! The Saints have won the Super Bowl"
Shreveport Captains in LSB H2H Fantasy League
Right to 1st base!
Rock me.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
do you know anyone who drinks Amstel light?
sure are a lot of commercials for it.
tune is kind of catchy
"Broke his bat and shattered his spirit" - Josh Lewin
Pronk takes him deep
"Broke his bat and shattered his spirit" - Josh Lewin
Strasburg DFA. Ha!
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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 13, 2010 12:32 PM CDT reply actions
Wonder if he gave him snot bubbles....
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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 13, 2010 12:34 PM CDT up reply actions
I like how Strasburg
pitches super-fast. Like Harrison. This seems like a good recent development around the league – pitchers recognizing that minimizing time between pitches gives them an advantage.
Go Rice Owls!
And it helps us fans too
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
most definitely
I’ve gotten to the point where if I turn on TBS or ESPN and see that the game they are showing is the Red Sox I just turn it off. I can’t stand watching their pitchers take a full minute between pitches.
Go Rice Owls!
Old Hoss strikes again....
OldHossRadbourn
So Strasburg hits 100 MPH? Bah! My curve ball moved that fast. In the snow. Uphill.
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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 13, 2010 12:40 PM CDT reply actions
Stras's fastball speeds in the first inning.....
99-100-100-99-100-100-99
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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 13, 2010 12:44 PM CDT reply actions
Millwood showing off his stuff
With 5 ER in 1/3 of an inning.
He must really love the Baltimore metro area.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Milly's new nickname
“The Human Highlight Reel”
You want an espn highlight? Face me!
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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 13, 2010 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions
that's the Milly we know and love...
sweating like a big ole fat pig too I bet.
Wash for this scene your role is to act like a manager who know's what the F he is doing. I know it's a creative stretch 'cus.....he do what he do.
Retro OT - who was on the Rangers radio broadcast Friday night?
Sounded like Nadel wasn’t there. Or was it Big Dave that was missing?
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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 13, 2010 12:53 PM CDT reply actions
Barney was gone
One of his siblings is having their wedding. The Frisco PBP guy was his replacement..don’t remember his name.
Kind of liked listening to him. Fresh, new voice.
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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 13, 2010 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Gosh, I hope he didn't do the best man speech
"Hell's frozen over, Pigs are flying! The Saints have won the Super Bowl"
Shreveport Captains in LSB H2H Fantasy League
"My daughter and I have shared sweet times and I'm glad I finally get to marry her"
“Wait I mean I’m glad I finally get to see her get married. To his man standing next to her today. Nothing like the douche she used to go out with much more of one. I mean much more of a man than he was. I hope they stay together forever. Hellobye.”
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
nailed it.
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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 13, 2010 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Dunn Monster
Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year.
He declined to accept the award as to not show up his fellow rookies. Incentives earned from being named ROY were donated to a local charity. He did not report this donation on his tax return.
So.......
Pitchers duel today?
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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 13, 2010 12:56 PM CDT reply actions
huff?
Gallardo vs Kolbiyashi
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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 13, 2010 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions
go Eyevan Rodriguez!
Wash for this scene your role is to act like a manager who know's what the F he is doing. I know it's a creative stretch 'cus.....he do what he do.
oh good, I haven't been saying it wrong all these years, Dick screws the pooch again.
Wash for this scene your role is to act like a manager who know's what the F he is doing. I know it's a creative stretch 'cus.....he do what he do.
So does Gallardo
Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year.
He declined to accept the award as to not show up his fellow rookies. Incentives earned from being named ROY were donated to a local charity. He did not report this donation on his tax return.
And Gallordo
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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 13, 2010 1:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Great.
Another 300pg CFB preview to read. Thanks, Dave Campbell….
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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 13, 2010 1:05 PM CDT reply actions
Dinosaurs....
Cause Carl Everett said so
Matt (Denver, CO): Congratulations, I heard you won a gold glove!
Klaw (1:18 PM) : Thanks, I had a great year at the plate!
I think Jason Heyward is ready to be promoted to the AL. He’s mastered the NL - Matthew Carruth
Cups came before kids
Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year.
He declined to accept the award as to not show up his fellow rookies. Incentives earned from being named ROY were donated to a local charity. He did not report this donation on his tax return.
How about a black cat running in front of the Brewers dugout?
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
an alien that breaks out of Prince Fielders stomach.
Wash for this scene your role is to act like a manager who know's what the F he is doing. I know it's a creative stretch 'cus.....he do what he do.
lol proably not, he'd act as if it were an everyday occurance, which it may very well be
Wash for this scene your role is to act like a manager who know's what the F he is doing. I know it's a creative stretch 'cus.....he do what he do.
wooooooooooooooo
baaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeebaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
Ballgame
"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.
already?!?
Wash for this scene your role is to act like a manager who know's what the F he is doing. I know it's a creative stretch 'cus.....he do what he do.
Over
"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.
gallardo's
gonna have 24 k’s, thankfully colby will match his k’s while going 3-3 with a couple homers….i hope
rook just walked a rook
santana adv to 1st…..
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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 13, 2010 1:18 PM CDT reply actions
yeah, but can he stop that oil spill and floods in ARK?
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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 13, 2010 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Ghosts
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
shit GoET went to the wrong hotel.
Wash for this scene your role is to act like a manager who know's what the F he is doing. I know it's a creative stretch 'cus.....he do what he do.
oh great Colby's been up all night because of a ghost, great
Wash for this scene your role is to act like a manager who know's what the F he is doing. I know it's a creative stretch 'cus.....he do what he do.
i dunno tag
why do people claim they see aliens?
So, in Milwaukee...
…we have:
Cars on the field
Cups freaking us out
A little kid running around and not getting off the field
And a team hotel with ghosts
You forgot a missing Bob Uecker
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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 13, 2010 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions
FAT FUCKER
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Over
"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.
Gallardo is getting everything
Colby nothing
"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.
by Kinslerhomer on Jun 13, 2010 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Hey Farva, what happens when you run out of lives in a video game?
What does the screen say?
Oh, you mean Game Over?
Dooooooooooooooooohhhhhh!!!!!
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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 13, 2010 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions
im sorry
but i cant hear you unless you end all your messages with the word ‘over’.
over.
by studcrackers on Jun 13, 2010 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions
What's the name of that restaurant you like
with the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?
Christ
here we go. Blame goes to the ghost….
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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 13, 2010 1:23 PM CDT reply actions
You're confused
Fielder plays with relish…in his beard, from the hot dog he was pounding in the dugout that inning.
by Adam J. Morris on Jun 13, 2010 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
does he just eat fried vegetables or something?
wTF?
He probably does what I do…buy the low fat canister of Pringles and then eat the whole thing.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
ive been
on a real pringles kick lately, so god damn addicting
by studcrackers on Jun 13, 2010 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions
i just stick
to the original, sour cream’n’onion and the cheddar cheese
by studcrackers on Jun 13, 2010 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions
I listened to a health show yesterday, the Train Station Fitness show
And evidently, some new kind of chip with “exploding flavors” has ingredients in it that cause ADHD/ADD and the NIH, etc know about it, but the chemicals are legal according to the FDA.
Also, did you know Skittles coloring is banned in the UK, because of the same thing. They have to use natural coloring there.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
yes he loves a good salad, topped with tofu and TONS of Ranch dressing..and a diet coke
Wash for this scene your role is to act like a manager who know's what the F he is doing. I know it's a creative stretch 'cus.....he do what he do.
Luckily we got TCU/UT on at 3....
Go Frogs.
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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 13, 2010 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Take a wild guess.
Gig Em.
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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 13, 2010 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Good lord, did the entire country of Australia show up for this one?
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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 13, 2010 1:26 PM CDT reply actions
Vince Young apparently assaulted someone
Mike Florio says:
Today’s lesson? Maybe he should stick to shirtless all-male Tequila parties.
Love that picture.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
seriously - not a single strike?
"Broke his bat and shattered his spirit" - Josh Lewin
My friend went drinking with him last night.
Said he has an affinity for ugly women.
I’ll see if my brother still has the text message.
Bet they have giant asses, too.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
I don't see his life ending well
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
...............

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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 13, 2010 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions
The FSN pitchtracker never seems right to me.
I thought that was a strike.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
I'm pretty sure I read a while ago that it's not that good.
Uses different technology than PITCHf/x, I believe.
Quite a few big'uns in the Milwaukee crowd.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
40 pitches at least through 2.
I’m pretty happy with that so far.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
Milwaukee.
Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year.
He declined to accept the award as to not show up his fellow rookies. Incentives earned from being named ROY were donated to a local charity. He did not report this donation on his tax return.
this, if you're going to be that close to Chicago you might as well live there.
Wash for this scene your role is to act like a manager who know's what the F he is doing. I know it's a creative stretch 'cus.....he do what he do.
We need a .gif of Vader walking by the ewok and stormtrooper and giving a little nod.
With Milwaukee beneath it.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
That wasn't a Ewok, it was a Jawa......
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
MY SHAME IS ENDLESS!
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
They allow that ewok to have a fake gun in the building?
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
That wasn't an ewok
Jawas for the win!
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
Wow.
My nerdness is shamed.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
glad someone else knew that...heh
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Oh, Yovanni has a no hitter going
Just in case you didn’t know…
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Have you stopped to consider that maybe the intentional jinx
Is actually an anti-jinx?
"Hey... Goldberg! I bet if that puck was a cheeseburger, you'd stop it!
How would you prove the presence of an anti-jinx?
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
that's a pretty creative theme day
beats that stupid dog days bullshit
"Broke his bat and shattered his spirit" - Josh Lewin
unless the storm troopers take a dump in the stands
by death of the cool on Jun 13, 2010 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Nah, they are potty trained

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
by Rodney on Jun 13, 2010 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL!!!!!
Nazis strike first.
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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 13, 2010 1:38 PM CDT reply actions
please. It's nighttime in Africa right now.
They’re just getting started….
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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 13, 2010 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Kolby
Wash for this scene your role is to act like a manager who know's what the F he is doing. I know it's a creative stretch 'cus.....he do what he do.
At least it's consistent
Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year.
He declined to accept the award as to not show up his fellow rookies. Incentives earned from being named ROY were donated to a local charity. He did not report this donation on his tax return.
Me too/also.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Craig Counsell
Sadly one of my favorite players. That crazy stance has a special place in my heart.
"Hey... Goldberg! I bet if that puck was a cheeseburger, you'd stop it!
might be the worst stance ever
it looks like he’s reaching for something but just can’t get it…
"What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 13, 2010 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions
OT - Mike Leake
while understand the over-the-top coverage of Strasburg,
why didn’t anyone make a big deal about Mike Leake skipping the minors and pitching at the big league level
"Broke his bat and shattered his spirit" - Josh Lewin
He plays for the Reds.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
Well, people talked about it
But he’s not as good as Strasburg, as far as being a prospect goes.
by Adam J. Morris on Jun 13, 2010 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions
He doesn't throw 100 mph
Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year.
He declined to accept the award as to not show up his fellow rookies. Incentives earned from being named ROY were donated to a local charity. He did not report this donation on his tax return.
It's either who they are or what team they play for
Strasburg has been getting the attention for years, while Leake never played a game in the minors and wasn’t really too big in college (even though he was good). That’ probably why
Team wise, why do you think we heard all about Ike Davis (Mets) and Castro (Cubs) coming up and not one thing about Smoak when he came up, even though many considered him to be the better prospect? Its just the way of the game
Matt (Denver, CO): Congratulations, I heard you won a gold glove!
Klaw (1:18 PM) : Thanks, I had a great year at the plate!
I think Jason Heyward is ready to be promoted to the AL. He’s mastered the NL - Matthew Carruth
I've heard more about Leake than Ike Davis
by Adam J. Morris on Jun 13, 2010 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions
No comparsion between Davis and Leake
Leake was such a surprise coming into the season as he won a spot in the big leagues without starting a game in the minors
I’m just comparing Davis, Castro and Smoak. Smoak is considered by many to be the better prospect between him and Davis, yet because of the team he plays for (the Mets) Davis got more attention than the call-up of Smoak
Matt (Denver, CO): Congratulations, I heard you won a gold glove!
Klaw (1:18 PM) : Thanks, I had a great year at the plate!
I think Jason Heyward is ready to be promoted to the AL. He’s mastered the NL - Matthew Carruth
STFD!!!!
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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 13, 2010 1:44 PM CDT reply actions
Eyevan with 2 run double. Wash 4 Cle 1
Wash for this scene your role is to act like a manager who know's what the F he is doing. I know it's a creative stretch 'cus.....he do what he do.
Kinsler eating a banana?
Anna Banana would like to hear “Venus” by Bananarama.
"Hey... Goldberg! I bet if that puck was a cheeseburger, you'd stop it!
yikes Elvis.
Wash for this scene your role is to act like a manager who know's what the F he is doing. I know it's a creative stretch 'cus.....he do what he do.
Gallardo
he good.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
At least it was a nice ghost...
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 13, 2010 1:50 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
Ghostbusters.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
hahahaha he looks terrified.
Wash for this scene your role is to act like a manager who know's what the F he is doing. I know it's a creative stretch 'cus.....he do what he do.
He looks like Billy bob Thorton from Sling Blade with that lip action going....
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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 13, 2010 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Crowe
That was terrible.
Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year.
He declined to accept the award as to not show up his fellow rookies. Incentives earned from being named ROY were donated to a local charity. He did not report this donation on his tax return.
So, what was Tag talking about when he saw that jawa?
He said “Maybe that’s what Colby saw last night”…
What?
"He thinks f***ing people pay to watch him f***ing umpire."--Ozzie Guillen in regards to Joe West
"A win is a win. Kinda like banging a hogger on Spring Break. You’re glad hardly anybody saw you do it but at the end of the day you got laid."-- Josey Wales
by TooLegitToQuit on Jun 13, 2010 1:54 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
I don't think TAG has seen Star Wars.
"Hey... Goldberg! I bet if that puck was a cheeseburger, you'd stop it!
He has to have seen Star Wars.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
Believe it or not, there are people out there who haven't seen it.
Most of them female.
"Hey... Goldberg! I bet if that puck was a cheeseburger, you'd stop it!
star wars......
thats the show with that dog barf and the vulcan guy right
by death of the cool on Jun 13, 2010 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Half Man / Half Dog
I’m my own best friend.

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
I wish I were a mOg
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Several friends of mine have never seen a Indiana Jones movie
Not quite on par with Star Wars but I never wanted to talk to them again after finding that out.
"Hey... Goldberg! I bet if that puck was a cheeseburger, you'd stop it!
I love Star Wars...seen it dozens of times but
Raiders of the Lost Ark > Star Wars
"What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 13, 2010 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Last Crusade is pretty freaking badass.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
1 and 1A...
love them both…but I think RotLA edges it out
"What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 13, 2010 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions
HAHA!!
nice…
"What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 13, 2010 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions
I never have seen any of the more recent ones.
When I was young, I watched and loved the original ones but could careless about seeing the newer ones.
I bet TAG only watches Discovery/TLC/NatGeo
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I mean why was he saying that about Colby...
"He thinks f***ing people pay to watch him f***ing umpire."--Ozzie Guillen in regards to Joe West
"A win is a win. Kinda like banging a hogger on Spring Break. You’re glad hardly anybody saw you do it but at the end of the day you got laid."-- Josey Wales
by TooLegitToQuit on Jun 13, 2010 1:56 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Oh that.
I wasn’t really paying attention, but something about him seeing a ghost in his hotel room.
"Hey... Goldberg! I bet if that puck was a cheeseburger, you'd stop it!
Glad to see the Angels play the Brewers next...
and miss Gallardo….
fuck THAT team
by death of the cool on Jun 13, 2010 1:54 PM CDT reply actions
Fucking angels
are going to catch the shitfest bottom of their rotation
And mankind is naught but a single nation - Qu'ran 2:213
OT-Looking to buy a small TV for my room at my parents house,
when I’m home for the summer to use as well in my apartment. Which would you buy the Samsung 19in ($230) or the Insignia 19in ($180)
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
I had one that went out after about a year...
I would read cnet reviews
by death of the cool on Jun 13, 2010 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions
When I have the product I don't go by reviews.
I go by what I have and has worked for me. If I didn’t have the product then maybe, yes.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
That's what I was thinking they are cheaper and pretty solid from what I've heard and read.
We got my mom one for the kitchen and it’s pretty good. I don’t think it’s worth the extra $50 for the name brand, but It’s not like I’m buying it to watch Blu-Ray on
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
Go Korean
Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year.
He declined to accept the award as to not show up his fellow rookies. Incentives earned from being named ROY were donated to a local charity. He did not report this donation on his tax return.
Jeter has to be one of them.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
Todd Helton for Colorado as the other?
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
Carl Crawford, too
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
Actually, Jeter is not one.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
GOLDEN FACE!!
Wash for this scene your role is to act like a manager who know's what the F he is doing. I know it's a creative stretch 'cus.....he do what he do.
Way to go Mike!
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
must score him......
there is no option!
by death of the cool on Jun 13, 2010 1:58 PM CDT reply actions
Mike E with the play by play...
Wash for this scene your role is to act like a manager who know's what the F he is doing. I know it's a creative stretch 'cus.....he do what he do.
so much dead air
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
white noise
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
Stop doing that, Josh!
You’re going to kill someone!
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
HEYYYYY OHHHHH
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Sticky hands, hahahahahahaha.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
TAG, what did you just say?
“She’s gonna have sticky hands for the rest of the day.”
POW!
BANG!
ZOOM!
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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 13, 2010 2:02 PM CDT reply actions
Hammy!
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Hammy
You so sexy right now….
Matt (Denver, CO): Congratulations, I heard you won a gold glove!
Klaw (1:18 PM) : Thanks, I had a great year at the plate!
I think Jason Heyward is ready to be promoted to the AL. He’s mastered the NL - Matthew Carruth
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUXLJLKJL:J:LKJ:LKJ:LKJ:LK
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
BOOM GOES THE HAMBONITE!!!
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
Awesome...
He can keep launching bats at people if he keeps nailing home runs.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 13, 2010 2:02 PM CDT reply actions
JOSH
BOOM goes the DYNAMITE!
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
THE GREAT HAMBINO!!! see that KinslerHomer?
Wash for this scene your role is to act like a manager who know's what the F he is doing. I know it's a creative stretch 'cus.....he do what he do.
x

Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year.
He declined to accept the award as to not show up his fellow rookies. Incentives earned from being named ROY were donated to a local charity. He did not report this donation on his tax return.
HAMDONG!!!!

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 13, 2010 2:03 PM CDT reply actions
I love this image.
I have to know the story.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
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"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
by RangersSD on Jun 13, 2010 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm not takin my sneakers off, I am Sneakers O'toole!
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 13, 2010 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Ah, let him go.
You’ll never catch him in THESE shoes.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
Well, if I find it, I'll let ya know.
I found this gem when I was looking for the Paul Rudd mugshot t-shirt from “40 Year Old Virgin”….
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 13, 2010 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions
JOSH FUCKING HAMILTON!
Bitches.
"He thinks f***ing people pay to watch him f***ing umpire."--Ozzie Guillen in regards to Joe West
"A win is a win. Kinda like banging a hogger on Spring Break. You’re glad hardly anybody saw you do it but at the end of the day you got laid."-- Josey Wales
by TooLegitToQuit on Jun 13, 2010 2:03 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
HE ON FIRE

"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
ruh roh
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 13, 2010 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions
time to get a second account sir.
Wash for this scene your role is to act like a manager who know's what the F he is doing. I know it's a creative stretch 'cus.....he do what he do.
F PHOTOBUCKET
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
Smoak seriously.
Swing at strikes.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
daytime
vs RHP, in Milwaukee, vs Gallardo, Smoak needs the day off
Thank you Houston for drafting Jason Castro.
Yeah....
Arias will totally make a difference in this game
Matt (Denver, CO): Congratulations, I heard you won a gold glove!
Klaw (1:18 PM) : Thanks, I had a great year at the plate!
I think Jason Heyward is ready to be promoted to the AL. He’s mastered the NL - Matthew Carruth
love you max
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Max has some serious Moobs.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
bouncy they are
Wash for this scene your role is to act like a manager who know's what the F he is doing. I know it's a creative stretch 'cus.....he do what he do.
Nice job, Mr. White...
"What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 13, 2010 2:06 PM CDT reply actions
Let's get a taco

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 13, 2010 2:06 PM CDT reply actions
Just cops....
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 13, 2010 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Colby is unimpressed with Gallardo.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
I'd trade that for batting with two RISP.
Of course, if he knocks them in, it will be the best thing ever.
nice cut
Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year.
He declined to accept the award as to not show up his fellow rookies. Incentives earned from being named ROY were donated to a local charity. He did not report this donation on his tax return.
Sat there yesterday, as well
Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year.
He declined to accept the award as to not show up his fellow rookies. Incentives earned from being named ROY were donated to a local charity. He did not report this donation on his tax return.
if I were in the stadium
I would go down there and ask JD why Beavan is still in Frisco
Thank you Houston for drafting Jason Castro.
Then I'd ask how much he wishes he had the Danks trade back.
Just to be a dick.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
he was there
yesterday too. everytime i caught a glimpse of him he looked bored or was doodling something
by studcrackers on Jun 13, 2010 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions
conspiracy theory
He planned to go to Milwaukee so he could inform Harden thta he was going on the DL.
Thank you Houston for drafting Jason Castro.
This situation should never happen.
Pitchers pitch, hitters hit. There is no good reason for making us have to sit here and watch Colby bat.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
JD looks like an absolute badass sitting right there.
"He thinks f***ing people pay to watch him f***ing umpire."--Ozzie Guillen in regards to Joe West
"A win is a win. Kinda like banging a hogger on Spring Break. You’re glad hardly anybody saw you do it but at the end of the day you got laid."-- Josey Wales
by TooLegitToQuit on Jun 13, 2010 2:08 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Colby sucks
/Kinslerhomer
Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year.
He declined to accept the award as to not show up his fellow rookies. Incentives earned from being named ROY were donated to a local charity. He did not report this donation on his tax return.
Strasburg done
5 walks in the last couple of innings and left with the bases loaded in the 6th.

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