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He is going to go Pear someone
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
Let's go RANGERS!!
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
It's called a scouting report.
Read em, Cj.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 20, 2010 1:56 PM CDT reply actions
or Lost reruns.
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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 20, 2010 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Rally now
"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." - Chuck Morgan
We should have Vuvuzela Day at RBPIA.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"A win is a win. Kinda like banging a hogger on Spring Break. You’re glad hardly anybody saw you do it but at the end of the day you got laid."-- Josey Wales
I ENJOY THAT KIND OF ENTERTAINMENT, FUCKING TOM!
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"A win is a win. Kinda like banging a hogger on Spring Break. You’re glad hardly anybody saw you do it but at the end of the day you got laid."-- Josey Wales
by TooLegitToQuit on Jun 20, 2010 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions
FUCK YOU TOM! I'LL KILL YOU!
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"A win is a win. Kinda like banging a hogger on Spring Break. You’re glad hardly anybody saw you do it but at the end of the day you got laid."-- Josey Wales
by TooLegitToQuit on Jun 20, 2010 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Alright, Gina. Do your magic.....
Guns up!!!!
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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 20, 2010 1:58 PM CDT reply actions
From EG:
Evan Grant: Now, this is all perception, but my perception of Wilson is colored by my observations of him. I think he got distracted this week by getting the chance to hit. His command of strike zone was off Tuesday in Florida (six walks) and he’s been terrible thus far today.
I’d be more inclined to dismiss this if Josh hadn’t talked about all the time C.J. spent watching video of Paulino the past few days.
I'm not sure how hitting has changed his ability to throw strikes with his offspeed stuff.
The only pitch he can get across the plate is his fastball and they are hitting it.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
Evan's point is that...
…C.J.‘s focus this week hasn’t been on pitching, and his pitching has suffered as a result.
by Adam J. Morris on Jun 20, 2010 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions
I regret that House of Payne did so well there
It was alright..the new episodes are terrible though. And because of it they have a couple more crap shows in Meet the Browns and Are We There Yet
He is
showing Paulino how he wants to be pitched to
Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
I'm inclined to dismiss it...
simply reading who wrote it after seeing who the subject was.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 20, 2010 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions
This
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
by Bob Loblaw on Jun 20, 2010 2:02 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I was thinking the same thing.
But Josh mentioned it so maybe there is merit to it.
by behindthebag on Jun 20, 2010 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions
This
is an embarrassment of CJ’s work ethic then.
You’re a pitcher first, and a batter second. Know your role.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 20, 2010 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions
He seriously did this?
How fucking retarded for him to spend so much time for a handful of at bats that don’t matter. Makes it even worse when he’s getting pounded out on the mound.
by behindthebag on Jun 20, 2010 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions
I really want to say this is nonsense.
But then, if it’s not, maybe that means he’ll be fine again in the AL?
IT'S LIKE HE GAVE UP A LOT OF RUNS...
AND THEN SMILED IN THE DUGOUT!!
Now that Harden is out, C.J. can be our new Harden because he was our Harden before Harden was our Harden.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 20, 2010 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions
I feel his pain
but I still get my job done… suck it up, CJ, you nancy-boy
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
It's bad enough that CJ is the unofficial "douche" of the franchise
and I don’t mean that in a bad way, either.
This just adds fuel to the fire.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 20, 2010 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions
might have some staying power.....
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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 20, 2010 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Yo Rich Harden, I'm happy for you and Imma let you finish
But CJ Wilson is doing some of the best short-term sucking of all time!
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
TAG rant!!!!!
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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 20, 2010 1:59 PM CDT reply actions
I'm with TAG on this one
I hate those damn horns.
by Mike the Grate on Jun 20, 2010 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions
We went through this last night...
I’ve been around a long time; just a very limited poster.
by Mike the Grate on Jun 20, 2010 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions
You don't like the vuvuzelas...
Wow. First I’ve heard.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 20, 2010 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions
The joke is...
everyone knows everyone hates the vuvuzelas.
Except for me, because they are awesome.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 20, 2010 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Got it.
Thought you had something against me personally. I don’t post enough to have enemies on this site.
by Mike the Grate on Jun 20, 2010 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions
I've already sworn vengeance against you on behalf of the Anti-Grates.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
I will meet you at dawn.
My gentleman’s honor requires that I give you the choice of weapons.
by Mike the Grate on Jun 20, 2010 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions
I choose a grate.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
You tricky bastard, you.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
The HELL you don't!!!!!
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
I've only got about 150 in a year's time. I'm not a big fish.
by Mike the Grate on Jun 20, 2010 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions
You're no LSJ.
It is a great thing to know the season for speech and the season for silence.
--Seneca
Just yankin' yer chain dude.
:)
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
I hate the Horns, too
Oh, you were talking about the obnoxious ones at the World Cup.
Yeah, those are pretty annoying, too. :)
by Brandon Bibb on Jun 20, 2010 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions
I remember
having those Pedroia-Kinsler arguments last year with Sox fans about who was the best 2b. Seems like so long ago…
Smoak!
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"A win is a win. Kinda like banging a hogger on Spring Break. You’re glad hardly anybody saw you do it but at the end of the day you got laid."-- Josey Wales
Hambone to 3, Smoak to 5
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
Two out...
runs!
The Rangers have been pretty good at that recently.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 20, 2010 2:02 PM CDT reply actions
typical dad?
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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 20, 2010 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Astros gave out ties for Father's Day
is that the most original idea they could think of?
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
OT - Brazil 1, Ivory Coast 0
31st minute.
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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 20, 2010 2:02 PM CDT reply actions
Go Ivory Coast!!
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
Is every MaxRam swing a HR swing?
Reminds me of Inky.
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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 20, 2010 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions
no, really.
DO YOU?!
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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 20, 2010 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions
yes
The Silver Boot is on the line.
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
Bullpen was off yesterday
and they’re off tomorrow… sure, why not
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
valid point.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 20, 2010 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Fuck him. He is pissing me off.
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
rabble rabble!
day took err jahbs!!!!
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 20, 2010 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions
You need to learn how to size your fucking pics, or stop posting them.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
it was one goof, calm down.
I forgot this ONE time.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 20, 2010 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions
They need to dedicate the 3rd inning of every game
To a TAG segment of “What Grinds My Gears.” I’ll bet in the break he just takes a bat and starts smashing all the shit in the booth because he’s so fucking pissed about the vuvuzelas.
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
by Bob Loblaw on Jun 20, 2010 2:06 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Crap.
A Darren O’Day feature, and now my boyfriend is HERE.
There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns
HAHA...
Old people’s loss of cognitive ability is hilarious.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 20, 2010 2:08 PM CDT reply actions
Stepped out
for a bit, what the fuck is CJ’s problem today?
by icouldusesomebaseball on Jun 20, 2010 2:09 PM CDT reply actions
The aura of MMP is all wrong.
They need to cleanse this place bigtime.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
He cares about hitting...
more. And he hates the Texas Rangers. /Evan Grant
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 20, 2010 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions
But he will. not. smile.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
fitting....
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 20, 2010 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Smoak for catcher?
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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 20, 2010 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions
So, if CJ goes yard next inning...
Is all forgotten?
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"A win is a win. Kinda like banging a hogger on Spring Break. You’re glad hardly anybody saw you do it but at the end of the day you got laid."-- Josey Wales
rabble rabble
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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 20, 2010 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions
That train is worse than the Milwaukee car to me.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
Everything about this stadium...
is discount shopping.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 20, 2010 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions
The worst
is the light tower in centerfield. I played on fields that had light poles on them and it sucked.
Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
Was that before or after you declared war on the infidels?
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
Man wtf is going between CJ and Max
"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." - Chuck Morgan
sheesh Max
you’re a CATCHER… CATCH THE DAMN BALL
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
Max wants you out of his personal life.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
we've been estranged for years
we make no secret of our disdain for each other
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
ebony and ivory?
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 20, 2010 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions
heh
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 20, 2010 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Except they both have hair...
=P
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
and both of us don't so it cancels out
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
He's really...
Rob Johnsoning it up back there today.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 20, 2010 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions
CJ should worry about his pitching.
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
CJ has nothing today...
Looks like hes just slinging it up there and hoping
"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." - Chuck Morgan
Who was it last Wednesday that tried to say that CJ was throwing well, but pitching poorly?
I need that guy to come tell me how well CJ is throwing today. Because he’s pitching like shit.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
so the retort would be that he is pitching mediocre?
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 20, 2010 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions
GO CUBS!!!
(hurl)
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
We will gain a game on them today
The Rangers are going to win I’m telling ya.
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
I will be frustrated if we lose and the Angels lose.
The Halos are gonna go out and win 19 of their next 10, so the Rangers better pull this one out.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
The Big Show theme music. Ha ha
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"A win is a win. Kinda like banging a hogger on Spring Break. You’re glad hardly anybody saw you do it but at the end of the day you got laid."-- Josey Wales
Who's the long man?
Matt Harrison?
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
should be
dusty tits is pitching on wednesday, if memory serves correct.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 20, 2010 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions
that's the rumor
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 20, 2010 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Let's kill our bench early. Woo hoo
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"A win is a win. Kinda like banging a hogger on Spring Break. You’re glad hardly anybody saw you do it but at the end of the day you got laid."-- Josey Wales
by TooLegitToQuit on Jun 20, 2010 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Sweet...
when the Angels and Rangers both come back to win the lead will still be 2 1/2.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 20, 2010 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions
yes
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
Ouch
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
Ouch!
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"A win is a win. Kinda like banging a hogger on Spring Break. You’re glad hardly anybody saw you do it but at the end of the day you got laid."-- Josey Wales
Ouch.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
catcher carnage!!!!
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 20, 2010 2:18 PM CDT reply actions
Humberto...
is not happy to be here you guys.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 20, 2010 2:18 PM CDT reply actions
Probably bad taste
But does he get first base for that?
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
No, not part of the actual swing.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
He's been yelling about them...
for like two weeks.
Making the expected Dikratron remarks about South Africa in return.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 20, 2010 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions
at least Blanco made contact.
ooooooooooooooooooooooooh.
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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 20, 2010 2:18 PM CDT reply actions
He's a bad poster
does he need to have a deal other than that?
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
2 years, $1.3 mil
no signing bonus.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 20, 2010 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm the only one cracking the jokes, so get more fingers to point, bucko.
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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 20, 2010 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions
not^
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 20, 2010 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions
aparently he's bleeding
probably coming out
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
wanna bet?
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
I get it
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
Whip is Smart
He gets it.
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
yep
check out Lisa W’s sig… we’ve been through this before. :)
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
Wait...what?
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Yikes...
He looks like he’s gone a couple of rounds with Gina.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 20, 2010 2:20 PM CDT reply actions
Just tuning in
2 passed balls from Max? Is that on CJ at all or just Max.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
CJ sucks today
But so does Max
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
On one of them...
…C.J. missed high by 3 feet or so. Catchable ball, but he missed the target by a ton.
by Adam J. Morris on Jun 20, 2010 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Why do you hate CJ?
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
haha, no
You were just the only one that actually went into detail about it. I had a feeling that one of them might have been partially on CJ.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
not on the backswing...
"What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 20, 2010 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm thinking he's not happy
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
MAD Quintero!
"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." - Chuck Morgan
Roid rage?
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
I don't know what looks more painful.
The actual bat to the helmet or the whip of the guy’s neck after the hit.
Whoa, wtf
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
He's going crazy...
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"A win is a win. Kinda like banging a hogger on Spring Break. You’re glad hardly anybody saw you do it but at the end of the day you got laid."-- Josey Wales
LOL JOSH
“It’s good to see that he’s coherent.”
There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns
Was Lee holding a cig?
Right before Quintero gets up, Lee is holding something in his right hand that looks like a cig.
It was a stint pen
You roll it over the wound and it pulls the skin together to seal the cut… a temporary fix for big cuts, good solution for shaving cuts.
"Hey Sanka, you can pee now... uuummm, too late...."
This used to be links to my websites... But the man got in the way, shut them all down... Damn the man... ~ Rangers Game Streams ~ Password: LSB123
by FormerLSBUser on Jun 20, 2010 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions
I get up to take a leak...
and I come back and there is a half dead Astro on the field
Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
I think you shook it too many times.
See, bad things happen when you do that, Little Johnny.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Don't leave again.
Unless you can somehow direct your powers at Pence.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
Doc that catcher
a days pay for napping on the job
Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
and I get shit for posting stuff like this. What a woild.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 20, 2010 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions
well played, mauer
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 20, 2010 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Am I Joe Mauer?
I never could hit for power eventhough I am 6’5 but I don’t catch…only pitch
Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
"just missed" is still an out, TAG.
That’s two thus far, Ceej.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 20, 2010 2:23 PM CDT reply actions
Swingin' at the first pitch
HAVE I TAUGHT YOU NOTHING???
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
He cares not for you.
He’s been watching Paulino.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
5-0 Cubs
"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." - Chuck Morgan
"Pretty good ride..."
= popup to shallow center field.
I hope I never see a Rangers pitcher have to hit ever again.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 20, 2010 2:24 PM CDT reply actions
Nope...
pitch hit for the pitcher every time. Some kind of designated batter for the pitcher or something. Someone work this out.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 20, 2010 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Unless its Feldman
or B-Mac. Watching McCarthy hit was always hilarious.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
There was just nothing like watching someone at 6-7 and 110 pounds swinging a bat.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Jules Borbon!
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"A win is a win. Kinda like banging a hogger on Spring Break. You’re glad hardly anybody saw you do it but at the end of the day you got laid."-- Josey Wales
daughter judy kickin ace!
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 20, 2010 2:24 PM CDT reply actions
Borbon is on fire!
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
Let's get a nice, clutch hit here.
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I'm very pleased that Jules has gotten his head back on straight.
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
by Bob Loblaw on Jun 20, 2010 2:25 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
As opposed to Quintero.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"A win is a win. Kinda like banging a hogger on Spring Break. You’re glad hardly anybody saw you do it but at the end of the day you got laid."-- Josey Wales
by TooLegitToQuit on Jun 20, 2010 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Hey-oh!!!!!
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
by Bob Loblaw on Jun 20, 2010 2:28 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Terrible strike call.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"A win is a win. Kinda like banging a hogger on Spring Break. You’re glad hardly anybody saw you do it but at the end of the day you got laid."-- Josey Wales
Hahahahahaha
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
by Bob Loblaw on Jun 20, 2010 2:29 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
UGH UGH UGH
This team is SO FRUSTRATING to watch today.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Her name is Lisa, dummy.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Haha!
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
When did Gamechannel start sucking?
It wasn’t in ST.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
6-0 Cubs now
"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." - Chuck Morgan
And Adam's fav pitcher gave up a HR
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
The good Santana
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Bah! Zambrano...
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Well at least if the Rangers are going to lose
the Angels will too.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
8 and 7
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
I'll be different and guess 6 and 7
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
this
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 20, 2010 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions
6 had Nelson Cruz
for awhile didn’t it?
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
blanco and max?
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 20, 2010 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Spots, not hitters
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
yeah, my reading sucks right now.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 20, 2010 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Pitcher and 1B
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
Hey...
Was it you in one of yesterday’s threads that was looking for something for your family to do next weekend?
"What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 20, 2010 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions
What area do you live in?
"What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 20, 2010 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions
im
from wichita falls, will be down for the game on friday
by icouldusesomebaseball on Jun 20, 2010 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions
ahh...ok...I don't know how old your kids are or how much you already know
about the area……
there’s always Six Flags and Hurricane Harbor right around the stadium
The FW zoo is great…can be an all day thing if you have an extra day
If you want to stay indoors, the Kimball Art Museum and/or the Science and History museums are great…our kids love Log Cabin Village…there’s also the Botanical Gardens and Japanese Gardens
All of these places are in and around the Arts District just west of downtown Fort Worth
My advice on the zoo…get there early (at opening)…the parking can be a nightmare if you get there too late and you will beat some of the heat.
"What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 20, 2010 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions
The Science Museum in Dallas is pretty cool too
Do they still have those animatronic dinos?
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
The Dallas Aquarium is wicked awesome, and maybe my favorite thing in DFW.
by DrumsInTheDeep on Jun 20, 2010 2:48 PM CDT up reply actions
aquarium
downtown dallas right?
by icouldusesomebaseball on Jun 20, 2010 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Do you mean the Aquarium by Fair Park or the World Aquarium near
the West End….
The World Aquarium is incredible
"What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 20, 2010 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions
World Aquarium
I like it a lot.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
Are you talking the Dallas Aquarium, or the World Aquarium in downtown?
Because the Dallas Aquarium is at Fair Park and I think it’s closed for much-needed renovations. The World Aquarium is in downtown and is kick-ass.
by Mike the Grate on Jun 20, 2010 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions
The one with the big glass tunnel, with the sharks and stuff right?
Downtown, right? It’s been a while.
by DrumsInTheDeep on Jun 20, 2010 2:51 PM CDT up reply actions
That's the one.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
Yeah....they expanded it a few years ago...
that might be one of the better places for families to go in Dallas
"What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 20, 2010 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Liar.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
Before I looked at the numbers...
…I thought 1st would be lowest, and thought 9th might have the highest OBP.
9th has the 4th best OBP, though.
by Adam J. Morris on Jun 20, 2010 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions
I forgot about Borbon also starting the season there
That 1 spot started off in a big hole.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
I know the 3 spot has been an abyss
I guess not quite bad enough
Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
I'm sure the people who bought the spot for that ad appreciated his enthusiasm...
"What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 20, 2010 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions
He read a spot...
for that shitty new Tom Cruise movie in the most hilariously droll way ever.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 20, 2010 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions
"Knight & Day"?
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 20, 2010 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Hilarious Sportscenter commercial a few minutes ago about that movie.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
That commerical...
is terrible. It also has Sergio Chili from Infomania in it which is strange.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 20, 2010 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions
infomania rules.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 20, 2010 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions
don't you just love it....
when two movies with the same, exact plotline come out at the same time of the year, and no one even blinks an eye? Hilarious.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 20, 2010 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions
You're talking about the Ashton Kutcher movie.
Katherine Heigl is way hotter than Cameron Diaz.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
I'm a little conflicted on that battle.
Cameron has the face, but Heigl has the body.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 20, 2010 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Cameron has the face?
Of a camel, maybe.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
tell me you didn't think she was hot in "The Mask"
I dare you.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 20, 2010 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions
of course, I just killed my argument there
because that’s when she had meat on them bones….
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 20, 2010 2:42 PM CDT up reply actions
The bottom of my foot is more attractive than Cameron Diaz.
I don’t know why she keeps getting work.
by Mike the Grate on Jun 20, 2010 2:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Link?
Or are you using mlb.tv?
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
FSSW in San Antonio.
They usually put the Rangers FSSW feed on an alt channel, but I guess decided not to since they’re playing the Astros.
Ah, gotcha.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
CJ is so jealoous of Big Z
C. Zambrano singled to left, S. Castro scored, R. Theriot to second
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Jim Joyce calling a strike or a million vuvuzelas?
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
by Bob Loblaw on Jun 20, 2010 2:33 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
just one strike, or a whole game's worth?
There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns
A 15-inning game's worth.
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
by Bob Loblaw on Jun 20, 2010 2:35 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
PINCH HIT HIS ASS!
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"A win is a win. Kinda like banging a hogger on Spring Break. You’re glad hardly anybody saw you do it but at the end of the day you got laid."-- Josey Wales
Looks like Ceej checked his tweets last inning....
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 20, 2010 2:33 PM CDT reply actions
8-0 Cubs....would be a nice day for a comeback
"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." - Chuck Morgan
8-0, mfers!
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Saunders pulled after 2.2
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
I hope Baylor does a vuvuzela giveaway for the Aggie game this year.
Drown out their retarded chanting.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
A&M will still cover 60% of that stadium. You really think that matters?
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 20, 2010 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Considering that you will not outnumber us in our own stadium
And you have never outnumbered us in our own stadium.
Your statement is false on its face.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
show me numbers, don't be a proud bear.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 20, 2010 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions
I have to show numbers to disprove your idiotic statement?
Show me numbers that it did happen. Don’t be a proud Aggie.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
Well I guess we're at a stalemate today.
no one wins. see ya in November. I’ll be on the maroon side of the field.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 20, 2010 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions
You mean quarter of the stadium.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
half.
Oh, I can already see that you and I are gonna get along just fine come September.
Better start praying that RG3 doesn’t tear another muscle.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 20, 2010 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm sure my own prayers will be matched with those that you find a defense.
Arkansas and Georgia just scored again.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
wakka wakka
you’re good in my book.
Hopefully Deruyter is the real deal.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 20, 2010 2:47 PM CDT up reply actions
You have to realize we hear that shit all the time.
I’ve talked about it before on here, and I know it looks like that when teams like Nebraska, A&M, or UT come to Waco.
But the only reason it does is that Baylor fans are stupid and wear fifty different colors. Aggie fans wear maroon. Horn fans wear orange. Nebraska wears red.
But Baylor fans, because they’re more concerned with looking good than looking unified, wear white, green, yellow, gold, “championship yellow,” gray, black, and even a ton of colors that have nothing to do with Baylor.
It’s maddening.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
Sadly, he's one of the few good things
on CGD these days….
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 20, 2010 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions
really? I'll take him over Corso any day of the week.
Hell, Chris is starting to show his stink skills, too.
Palmer, Herbie, and Berlin are the future.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 20, 2010 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Floyd Casey - Kyle Field West
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 20, 2010 2:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Balk. Holy fuck.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"A win is a win. Kinda like banging a hogger on Spring Break. You’re glad hardly anybody saw you do it but at the end of the day you got laid."-- Josey Wales
This Rangers fans in the stands...
need to start chanting to power-up Ian Kinsler.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 20, 2010 2:37 PM CDT reply actions
He's on FIRE
"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." - Chuck Morgan
Hammy!
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Do it again Smoak, cmon
"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." - Chuck Morgan
He is 1-6 with 2 BBs in OKC
fwiw
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
1-7 now
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Hambone is an animal.
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
by Bob Loblaw on Jun 20, 2010 2:38 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Go Ivory Coast!!
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
per Nick Cafardo
•There’s skepticism within the Astros’ organization that owner Drayton McLane would want to trade Roy Oswalt to the Rangers, baseball’s other Texas team.
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
That's what I was thinking.
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
WE WENT TO A WORLD SERIES, BITCHES!
/Astros fans.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
More from EG:
I think if you see a change, you are looking at Elvis, Borbon, Young, Guerrero, Hamilton, Cruz, Kinsler as your top seven.
That’s an interesting lineup. I don’t hate it…not sure if I really like it, though.
no, but his bat and his hustle sure as hell will.....
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 20, 2010 2:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Smoak goes to 8?
Wow.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
I like Borbon at 9
Sets things up for the top of the order coming back around
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
He's not. He's a stupid fat walrus
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
Kinsler should bat 9th.
Smaok 7th, C 8th
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"A win is a win. Kinda like banging a hogger on Spring Break. You’re glad hardly anybody saw you do it but at the end of the day you got laid."-- Josey Wales
by TooLegitToQuit on Jun 20, 2010 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions
It could definitely work
Really, I don’t think it matters much what order the middle of the lineup is in with Young, Guerrero, Hamilton, and Cruz all doing a great job of hitting and Kinsler only lacking in the power department. Right now though, I maybe would rather see Kinsler in the 2 hole and Borbon at 7.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
So you're fine with Smoak at 8 and the catcher at 9?
I mean, I don’t think lineups make that much of a difference, overall, but why do that?
reply is your friend.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
CALL IT BOTH WAYS JACKASS!
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"A win is a win. Kinda like banging a hogger on Spring Break. You’re glad hardly anybody saw you do it but at the end of the day you got laid."-- Josey Wales
8-1 now
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Comeback time
Fuck the Halos.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
that's just wrong. you have just angered GDT2.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 20, 2010 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions
LOL, even the Astros announcers agree with us:
“Couple of walks to start the game, looked a bit wobbly, then Kinsler sacrificed, I think that helped.”
Los Tigres Del Norte..
Awesome band.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"A win is a win. Kinda like banging a hogger on Spring Break. You’re glad hardly anybody saw you do it but at the end of the day you got laid."-- Josey Wales
yes
they are, all their songs are about drugs and cartels and womanizing, Mexican Gangsta music.
by icouldusesomebaseball on Jun 20, 2010 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Gangsta music?
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"A win is a win. Kinda like banging a hogger on Spring Break. You’re glad hardly anybody saw you do it but at the end of the day you got laid."-- Josey Wales
by TooLegitToQuit on Jun 20, 2010 2:51 PM CDT up reply actions
"take him to Detroit"
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 20, 2010 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Yay, runners on with less than 2 outs
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
"c'mon coach! I just know I can park one! Just give me one more chance!"
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 20, 2010 2:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Don't bunt...
even with the pitcher.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 20, 2010 2:50 PM CDT reply actions
Because with the pitcher hitting, it will happen no matter what.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
b/c
washington is a dumb motherfucker
by icouldusesomebaseball on Jun 20, 2010 2:51 PM CDT up reply actions
That was ridiculously close
to being safe on a bunt.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
That was
stupid
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
Harden would have been safe.
Dude’s got wheels.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
YES
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
JULIOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." - Chuck Morgan
THAT DOESN't HAPPEN WITHOUT THE BUNT!
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"A win is a win. Kinda like banging a hogger on Spring Break. You’re glad hardly anybody saw you do it but at the end of the day you got laid."-- Josey Wales
Mr. White scores!
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Jules Borbon!
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"A win is a win. Kinda like banging a hogger on Spring Break. You’re glad hardly anybody saw you do it but at the end of the day you got laid."-- Josey Wales
How can you tell which wallet is his?
by Adam J. Morris on Jun 20, 2010 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions
BAMF - Dane Cook
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 20, 2010 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions
A Connie in it?
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Its the one thats say Bad Mother Fucker on it
Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
by Texas Jihad on Jun 20, 2010 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Time for a hit, Mikey.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Or not. Dammit.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Gdawg is.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"A win is a win. Kinda like banging a hogger on Spring Break. You’re glad hardly anybody saw you do it but at the end of the day you got laid."-- Josey Wales
by TooLegitToQuit on Jun 20, 2010 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions
we
just like to complain about anything
by icouldusesomebaseball on Jun 20, 2010 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm complaining...
because pitchers shouldn’t have to do hit.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 20, 2010 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions
not complaining as much as laughing
that he built the last 4 days up to facing Paulino at the plate than on the mound.
It’s almost poetic justice.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 20, 2010 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Come on face!
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
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