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Game 77 Game Day Thread

Texas Rangers at Los Angeles Angels, Jun 30, 2010 9:05 PM CDT


ANAHEIM, CA - JUNE 29:  Vladimir Guerrero #27 of the Texas Rangers celebrates his two run homerun with the bench over the Los Angeles Angels to trail 6-5 during the seventh inning at Angel Stadium on June 29, 2010 in Anaheim, California.  This is Guerrero's first return to Angel Stadium as a Texas Ranger.  (Photo by Harry How/Getty Images)

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go rangers!!

There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns

by RachelB on Jun 30, 2010 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Go Rangers!!!

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Jun 30, 2010 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

"The Molina Game"

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Jun 30, 2010 8:04 PM CDT reply actions  

Lineups per Wilson

Rangers lineup vs. Scott Kazmir:
Elvis Andrus, ss; Michael Young, 3b; Ian Kinsler, 2b; Vladimir Guerrero, dh; Josh Hamilton, lf; Nelson Cruz, rf; Justin Smoak, 1b; Max Ramirez, c; Julio Borbon, cf.

Angels lineup vs. Omar Beltre:
Erick Aybar, ss; Howie Kendrick, 2b; Bobby Abreu, rf; Torii Hunter, cf; Hideki Matsui, dh; Mike Napoli, 1b; Kevin Frandsen, 3b; Bobby Wilson, c; Reggie Willits, lf.

That's why they call them business sox

by egriffey on Jun 30, 2010 8:06 PM CDT reply actions  

Who the fuck got replaced?

Jesus

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"A win is a win. Kinda like banging a hogger on Spring Break. You’re glad hardly anybody saw you do it but at the end of the day you got laid."-- Josey Wales

by TooLegitToQuit on Jun 30, 2010 8:10 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

WHOA, what? Jesus replaced? I thought...

“there is no name under heaven by which men must be saved other than the Son of the Living God, Jesus Christ”.

Say it ain’t so!

It's "Ode to Joy," from the Ninth Symphony. - Josh Garoon

by jackanape on Jun 30, 2010 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

PHEW

 jonmorosi
  
Source says #Giants will not get either Davis or Saltalamacchia in proposed Molina deal. #Rangers #MLB

"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." - Chuck Morgan

by texasrfan on Jun 30, 2010 8:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Damn well better not.

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aqua on Jun 30, 2010 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

No way, he's far too good for that.

Lee or bust with Neffie Perez.

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aqua on Jun 30, 2010 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

"Perez" those damn tv baseball experts, LOL

Accept the challenges so that you can feel the exhilaration of victory.

"I may have had a tough break, but I have an awful lot to live for." Lou Gehrig

by Mike9 on Jun 30, 2010 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

OT: need help. Did anyone get an iPhone 4

mailed to their home? I just got it and the sim card is a different size from the 3g. What did u do?

"When you play Happy," Andrus said, "good things will happen."

by Feliz es bueno on Jun 30, 2010 8:14 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

You can do a full backup of your phone to your computer and then transfer the info that way.

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aqua on Jun 30, 2010 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

yep

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Jun 30, 2010 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Get an EVO. Ha!!!!

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 30, 2010 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

I endorse this response

The EVO will make the iPhone obsolete.

"Hamilton, it's chalk, not coke, you don't have get tripped up by it"- kevinkinsler Jun 1, 2010

by awillis111 on Jun 30, 2010 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's not happening

It can’t just be better than the iPhone, it has to be markedly better. It isn’t.

by ab03 on Jun 30, 2010 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't count on that

iPhone is sold exclusively through AT&T. Android is sold by every wireless company. Two big differences are that source coding. Android is open source, while iPhone is closed and developers must get Apples permission to add apps to iPhone. The other is the actual wireless service. Lets face it, AT&T is way behind in the wireless broadband market. I’ve been on AT&T, Sprint, and Verizon. Sprint and Verizon have expanded 3G far beyond the major metropolitan areas. And now Sprint has teamed with Clear Wireless to expand and improve 4G/Wi-Max service. Simply put, Android and Sprint are doing their dead level best to make AT&T and iPhone dinosaurs.

"Hamilton, it's chalk, not coke, you don't have get tripped up by it"- kevinkinsler Jun 1, 2010

by awillis111 on Jun 30, 2010 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've got one.

Some people think they’re too big too hold comfortably, but after reading stuff and watching video on a 4.3" screen the iPhone screen just feels super-tiny.

by Closure GT on Jun 30, 2010 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Endy Chavez activated today.

Could he crush the spider?

"When you play Happy," Andrus said, "good things will happen."

by Feliz es bueno on Jun 30, 2010 8:17 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Why?

Why would we carry 5 OFs and only 1 UIF if the reason we are carrying two UIF is because of concerns over Kinslers ankle

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Jun 30, 2010 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

What does Arias do that Blanco does not?

And don’t say “play first base.”

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aqua on Jun 30, 2010 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

You missed the point

Arias because the club is apparently concerned with Kinslers ankle.

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Jun 30, 2010 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, I caught that perfectly well.

You still haven’t told me why we need more than Blanco to fill that hole, should it arise.

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aqua on Jun 30, 2010 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't agree with the decision

Just pointing it out. if Kinsler gets hurt Blanco or Arias plays 2B everyday and the other is the UIF. Getting another UIF here would require a 40 man move since none of the guys in OKC are on the 40 currently

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Jun 30, 2010 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

So you're wasting a roster spot day in and day out on a hypothetical worst-case scenario?

That’s retarded.

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aqua on Jun 30, 2010 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Again

I don’t agree with the current situation.

but I see no reason why Chavez being up here would be any different. When would he play? Earlier in the year when Borbon was sucking ass it made sense but now who do you sit to play Chavez much less Murphy.

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Jun 30, 2010 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

If you want Arias off the roster thats fine

But Endy Chavez right now fits about as well on the roster as Arias does

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Jun 30, 2010 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

ok

they have to make a move within minutes right?

by ab03 on Jun 30, 2010 8:18 PM CDT reply actions  

draft rules? heyooo!!!!

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 30, 2010 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

get your twitter ready

Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year.
He declined to accept the award as to not show up his fellow rookies. Incentives earned from being named ROY were donated to a local charity. He did not report this donation on his tax return.

by octoberty on Jun 30, 2010 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

by gametime

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Jun 30, 2010 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

AH SHIT, IT'S WAYNE BRADY SON!

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aqua on Jun 30, 2010 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Aqua,

you mentioned a court case with the lawyer who drove a Porsche.

Was that the Rock-Tenn case perhaps?

"My expectations today are that we're going to be extremely competitive and if we don't win our division, I'll be disappointed." Nolan Ryan

by red3biggs on Jun 30, 2010 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have no idea. It's been three years since I heard the story.

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aqua on Jun 30, 2010 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

ok, just wanted to check

"My expectations today are that we're going to be extremely competitive and if we don't win our division, I'll be disappointed." Nolan Ryan

by red3biggs on Jun 30, 2010 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

a Molina

that’s serious ESPN cred right there

"My expectations today are that we're going to be extremely competitive and if we don't win our division, I'll be disappointed." Nolan Ryan

by red3biggs on Jun 30, 2010 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Got some goodies whipped up for tonight.(pics, .gifs)

gonna be a hoot.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 30, 2010 8:21 PM CDT reply actions  

If this happens i guess a Molina will have cought on about every ML team, lol

Accept the challenges so that you can feel the exhilaration of victory.

"I may have had a tough break, but I have an awful lot to live for." Lou Gehrig

by Mike9 on Jun 30, 2010 8:22 PM CDT reply actions  

I like this

I like Bengie more than any other catcher on our roster..

"Hey Sanka, you can pee now... uuummm, too late...."
This used to be links to my websites... But the man got in the way, shut them all down... Damn the man... ~ Rangers Game Streams ~ Password: LSB123

by FormerLSBUser on Jun 30, 2010 8:26 PM CDT reply actions  

Let the fun begin.....

Molina trade update #1

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 30, 2010 8:27 PM CDT reply actions  

Murphy?

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aqua on Jun 30, 2010 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Molina/Lincecum for Hamilton?

hmmm……

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 30, 2010 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lincecum is starting to break down.

Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year.
He declined to accept the award as to not show up his fellow rookies. Incentives earned from being named ROY were donated to a local charity. He did not report this donation on his tax return.

by octoberty on Jun 30, 2010 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Are you serious?

"No nuts, no glory"

by coolaid on Jun 30, 2010 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't know

Get back to me in year.

Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year.
He declined to accept the award as to not show up his fellow rookies. Incentives earned from being named ROY were donated to a local charity. He did not report this donation on his tax return.

by octoberty on Jun 30, 2010 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

throw in Cain and i would think about it, ok i would do it

Accept the challenges so that you can feel the exhilaration of victory.

"I may have had a tough break, but I have an awful lot to live for." Lou Gehrig

by Mike9 on Jun 30, 2010 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

What other lefty hitters do we have on the farm?

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 30, 2010 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Moreland

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"A win is a win. Kinda like banging a hogger on Spring Break. You’re glad hardly anybody saw you do it but at the end of the day you got laid."-- Josey Wales

by TooLegitToQuit on Jun 30, 2010 8:29 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Lord

No

That's why they call them business sox

by egriffey on Jun 30, 2010 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

we're burying the lead here

Beltre

That's why they call them business sox

by egriffey on Jun 30, 2010 8:29 PM CDT reply actions  

oops

thanks

That's why they call them business sox

by egriffey on Jun 30, 2010 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's pronounced nuclear

nuclear

Doh

Lone Star Ball - 2010 -- It's time
I'm a believer

by Mark from OC on Jun 30, 2010 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL

You won’t find nucular here.

Heck, my Oxford desk dictionary doesn’t even have lede in it (some googling suggests it’s restricted to parts of the US, so I guess that’s not surprising).

by Closure GT on Jun 30, 2010 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

true

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 30, 2010 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

You don't know how to delete fanposts?

Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year.
He declined to accept the award as to not show up his fellow rookies. Incentives earned from being named ROY were donated to a local charity. He did not report this donation on his tax return.

by octoberty on Jun 30, 2010 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

well i doubt there is a rule for announcing it to the public

though obviously no reason to hide it once its done.. but it might take an inning to get to us. Not that I actually have any idea what I’m talking about.

by DShep on Jun 30, 2010 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Alright TY just tied up the game with the A's

Accept the challenges so that you can feel the exhilaration of victory.

"I may have had a tough break, but I have an awful lot to live for." Lou Gehrig

by Mike9 on Jun 30, 2010 8:32 PM CDT reply actions  

What kind of velocity can we expect from Beltre?

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"A win is a win. Kinda like banging a hogger on Spring Break. You’re glad hardly anybody saw you do it but at the end of the day you got laid."-- Josey Wales

by TooLegitToQuit on Jun 30, 2010 8:33 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

92-94

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Jun 30, 2010 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dumbasses at FSN had Adrian instead of Omar on the nameplate.

Heh

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"A win is a win. Kinda like banging a hogger on Spring Break. You’re glad hardly anybody saw you do it but at the end of the day you got laid."-- Josey Wales

by TooLegitToQuit on Jun 30, 2010 8:35 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

So Molina's going to show up in the eighth

throw on a Rod Barrajas uniform and catch the last two innings?

by robert_d_wilfong on Jun 30, 2010 8:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Jun 30, 2010 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

on PBS right now

they have a documentary on Baseball called “Shadow Ball”. It’s about the rise of the Negro Leagues.

just an FYI…pretty cool stuff so far.

USA

by Longhorn on Jun 30, 2010 8:37 PM CDT reply actions  

dvr'ing it.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 30, 2010 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

thanks, i forgot about it being on tonight

Accept the challenges so that you can feel the exhilaration of victory.

"I may have had a tough break, but I have an awful lot to live for." Lou Gehrig

by Mike9 on Jun 30, 2010 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

I could listen to Buck O'Neil tell stories

all day long…he was the best part of that whole series.

Baseball, it is said, is only a game. True. And the Grand Canyon is only a hole in Arizona. Not all holes, or games, are created equal. George Will

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 30, 2010 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Molina? Upgrade?

I dont see it! OBP is only 312 or so, last 2 years defensive rating is not good, 36 years old. How can he help?

by goodasgoldyesmaam on Jun 30, 2010 8:37 PM CDT reply actions  

The Outlaw would think it was a great trade

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Jun 30, 2010 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

those were the days

or Teagarden for Buccholz

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Jun 30, 2010 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

YAY!

We’re getting another WashingToy™

A punch and JUDY hitter is by definition a hitter who hits well placed but weakly hit balls for singles. Walter Alston once said of Willie McCovey "When he hits a home run he hits it with such authority it seems like an act of god. He's not a punch and Judy belter."

by BigGuns on Jun 30, 2010 8:39 PM CDT reply actions  

and they shouldn't get anything back really

the guy is the slowest on the planet. . The speed of Smoak and Molina would blow away the opposition

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Jun 30, 2010 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL They want Garko

"Hell's frozen over, Pigs are flying! The Saints have won the Super Bowl"
Shreveport Captains in LSB H2H Fantasy League

by LSU Ranger on Jun 30, 2010 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

That would be funny as hell

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Jun 30, 2010 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well from going through the posters on the Fanpost they had

He’s the name that like 4 or 5 have said

"Hell's frozen over, Pigs are flying! The Saints have won the Super Bowl"
Shreveport Captains in LSB H2H Fantasy League

by LSU Ranger on Jun 30, 2010 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

there is no way that is real

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Jun 30, 2010 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

“Personally if I were the Giants I would pay for the rest of Molina’s contract and try and get Tanner Scheppers from the Rangers. Considering the fact that Molina would be a Type A Free Agent I think that this would be a reasonable offer.”

by CW13 on Jun 30, 2010 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

that is so freaking funny.

who is going to offer Molina arbitration to make being a type A valid?

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Jun 30, 2010 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is like Cartman trying to find out who his dad is....

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on Jun 30, 2010 8:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Okay, I'm warning everyone now.

Don’t piss of goET.

He has a banning stick now.

by Adam J. Morris on Jun 30, 2010 8:45 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Wow. Why? After last night's events?

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 30, 2010 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

What happened last night?

"Hey Sanka, you can pee now... uuummm, too late...."
This used to be links to my websites... But the man got in the way, shut them all down... Damn the man... ~ Rangers Game Streams ~ Password: LSB123

by FormerLSBUser on Jun 30, 2010 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

the anger thread post game was pretty brutal.

not to mention the f-bomb laced gdts last night too.

I think we set a record.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 30, 2010 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

it shouldve been

that was the most frustrating game in awhile, im still pissed about it

by studcrackers on Jun 30, 2010 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

only other one that comes to mind....

…..is the “Toronto Thrashing”

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 30, 2010 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is what I did as well

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Jun 30, 2010 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Me too

The left, not went to bed part

Lone Star Ball - 2010 -- It's time
I'm a believer

by Mark from OC on Jun 30, 2010 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was pretty upset

I’m still upset. It may just boil over even more if we don’t win tonight. Going up against Weaver tomorrow will be tough

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Jun 30, 2010 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

not to mention the troll fanpost earlier today...

Baseball, it is said, is only a game. True. And the Grand Canyon is only a hole in Arizona. Not all holes, or games, are created equal. George Will

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 30, 2010 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah...

Baseball, it is said, is only a game. True. And the Grand Canyon is only a hole in Arizona. Not all holes, or games, are created equal. George Will

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 30, 2010 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

heh...yeah...

Baseball, it is said, is only a game. True. And the Grand Canyon is only a hole in Arizona. Not all holes, or games, are created equal. George Will

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 30, 2010 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Meh...

he’s a jackass.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Jun 30, 2010 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Talk bad about Elvis

Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year.
He declined to accept the award as to not show up his fellow rookies. Incentives earned from being named ROY were donated to a local charity. He did not report this donation on his tax return.

by octoberty on Jun 30, 2010 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

and Cliff Lee

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on Jun 30, 2010 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

How about...

stupid fans of another teams coming over here and celebrating/bragging like they just won the pennant after one win in June?

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Jun 30, 2010 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good. Good.

Rev needs to keep his dogs on a tighter leash.

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aqua on Jun 30, 2010 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

naw

send it to a mediator or a CRO.

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on Jun 30, 2010 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

"guess you better swear me in"

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 30, 2010 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

heh...nice...

Baseball, it is said, is only a game. True. And the Grand Canyon is only a hole in Arizona. Not all holes, or games, are created equal. George Will

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 30, 2010 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

This isnt as bad

But if we win tonight, I am posting the following comment on HH

Hey Angels, you know what will make this loss hurt less? If you lick my butthole.

"Hey Sanka, you can pee now... uuummm, too late...."
This used to be links to my websites... But the man got in the way, shut them all down... Damn the man... ~ Rangers Game Streams ~ Password: LSB123

by FormerLSBUser on Jun 30, 2010 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't do that...

That’s inviting the people that I’ll have to ban to come here and be stupid all over LSB.

by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 30, 2010 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Well

They did it first, retaliation must happen… One comment is half as bad as a fanpost

"Hey Sanka, you can pee now... uuummm, too late...."
This used to be links to my websites... But the man got in the way, shut them all down... Damn the man... ~ Rangers Game Streams ~ Password: LSB123

by FormerLSBUser on Jun 30, 2010 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

That wasn't in the user terms I agreed too

"Hey Sanka, you can pee now... uuummm, too late...."
This used to be links to my websites... But the man got in the way, shut them all down... Damn the man... ~ Rangers Game Streams ~ Password: LSB123

by FormerLSBUser on Jun 30, 2010 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

You should sue him

I know a place where you can get a cheap lawyer

by ab03 on Jun 30, 2010 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

don't be a douche

"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan

by Dirk Diggler on Jun 30, 2010 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

A Ranger's win

Is retaliation enough…

Matt (Denver, CO): Congratulations, I heard you won a gold glove!
Klaw (1:18 PM) : Thanks, I had a great year at the plate!
I think Jason Heyward is ready to be promoted to the AL. He’s mastered the NL - Matthew Carruth

by SCDP on Jun 30, 2010 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Indeed...

Baseball, it is said, is only a game. True. And the Grand Canyon is only a hole in Arizona. Not all holes, or games, are created equal. George Will

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 30, 2010 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Concur.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Jun 30, 2010 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sounds like

You’re issuing a challenge….

Matt (Denver, CO): Congratulations, I heard you won a gold glove!
Klaw (1:18 PM) : Thanks, I had a great year at the plate!
I think Jason Heyward is ready to be promoted to the AL. He’s mastered the NL - Matthew Carruth

by SCDP on Jun 30, 2010 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just want to point out.

You already said you don’t hate me.

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aqua on Jun 30, 2010 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

15 minutes 'til game time...

Come on front office, say something.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Jun 30, 2010 8:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Watch...

Texas not even make a move, and just run NIppert out there tonight instead.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Jun 30, 2010 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

LA girls love the Rangers!

"Hey Sanka, you can pee now... uuummm, too late...."
This used to be links to my websites... But the man got in the way, shut them all down... Damn the man... ~ Rangers Game Streams ~ Password: LSB123

by FormerLSBUser on Jun 30, 2010 8:49 PM CDT reply actions  

name?

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 30, 2010 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

i have no idea

"Hey Sanka, you can pee now... uuummm, too late...."
This used to be links to my websites... But the man got in the way, shut them all down... Damn the man... ~ Rangers Game Streams ~ Password: LSB123

by FormerLSBUser on Jun 30, 2010 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Did you walk by the radio station like an hour or so ago?

I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called, The Bus That couldn't Slow Down.
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by Maximilian on Jun 30, 2010 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Haha ya

I didnt know if you remembered me, I will say hey next time.

"Hey Sanka, you can pee now... uuummm, too late...."
This used to be links to my websites... But the man got in the way, shut them all down... Damn the man... ~ Rangers Game Streams ~ Password: LSB123

by FormerLSBUser on Jun 30, 2010 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Haha it's ok. I wasn't sure if it was you either.

I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called, The Bus That couldn't Slow Down.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!

by Maximilian on Jun 30, 2010 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

I see you in there every once in awhile... Do you just set that thing on auto pilot and chill?

"Hey Sanka, you can pee now... uuummm, too late...."
This used to be links to my websites... But the man got in the way, shut them all down... Damn the man... ~ Rangers Game Streams ~ Password: LSB123

by FormerLSBUser on Jun 30, 2010 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Only til 10 PM. I was burning my playlist for my show.

I hate that automation with a passion.

I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called, The Bus That couldn't Slow Down.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!

by Maximilian on Jun 30, 2010 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Cool... Whats on tap for tonight thats not metal or speed rock?

"Hey Sanka, you can pee now... uuummm, too late...."
This used to be links to my websites... But the man got in the way, shut them all down... Damn the man... ~ Rangers Game Streams ~ Password: LSB123

by FormerLSBUser on Jun 30, 2010 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Haha, it's Brutal Wednesday

So it’s metal/hardcore tonight. Monday is Indie/Chill and Tuesday is Instrumental Rock. Thursday is variety.

I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called, The Bus That couldn't Slow Down.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!

by Maximilian on Jun 30, 2010 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

i hate not knowing

just give us the damn roster moves!

by studcrackers on Jun 30, 2010 8:49 PM CDT reply actions  

get used to disappointment

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Jun 30, 2010 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Put yer hat on straight, Kins. This ain't little league.

you’re already in the doghouse for the bunt.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 30, 2010 8:50 PM CDT reply actions  

Ok

the roster move had to have been made by now. How can we not know?

by ab03 on Jun 30, 2010 8:50 PM CDT reply actions  

ppwk would be my first guess.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 30, 2010 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

not yet

Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year.
He declined to accept the award as to not show up his fellow rookies. Incentives earned from being named ROY were donated to a local charity. He did not report this donation on his tax return.

by octoberty on Jun 30, 2010 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bye Harrison

Lone Star Ball - 2010 -- It's time
I'm a believer

by Mark from OC on Jun 30, 2010 8:52 PM CDT reply actions  

WESTSIDEEEEE!

/The Godfather

"Hell's frozen over, Pigs are flying! The Saints have won the Super Bowl"
Shreveport Captains in LSB H2H Fantasy League

by LSU Ranger on Jun 30, 2010 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hoes know how to go down

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Jun 30, 2010 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Boats and Hoes...

Matt (Denver, CO): Congratulations, I heard you won a gold glove!
Klaw (1:18 PM) : Thanks, I had a great year at the plate!
I think Jason Heyward is ready to be promoted to the AL. He’s mastered the NL - Matthew Carruth

by SCDP on Jun 30, 2010 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

is that my boat?

Who’s driving the boat?!

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 30, 2010 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe there is no roster move

Beltre isn’t activated, and Nippert will get the start.

by Adam J. Morris on Jun 30, 2010 8:56 PM CDT reply actions  

God help us....

scratch that, he’s an angels fan.

Do your work, Satan!!!!

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 30, 2010 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

I saw Beltre warming

Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year.
He declined to accept the award as to not show up his fellow rookies. Incentives earned from being named ROY were donated to a local charity. He did not report this donation on his tax return.

by octoberty on Jun 30, 2010 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

I would punch a grandma

If that happened…

Matt (Denver, CO): Congratulations, I heard you won a gold glove!
Klaw (1:18 PM) : Thanks, I had a great year at the plate!
I think Jason Heyward is ready to be promoted to the AL. He’s mastered the NL - Matthew Carruth

by SCDP on Jun 30, 2010 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well the Rangers website says he's starting...

Who’s cackling evily somewhere?

"Hell's frozen over, Pigs are flying! The Saints have won the Super Bowl"
Shreveport Captains in LSB H2H Fantasy League

by LSU Ranger on Jun 30, 2010 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ok

this is starting to get ridiculous. We have to know!

by ab03 on Jun 30, 2010 9:00 PM CDT reply actions  

Look up

Lone Star Ball - 2010 -- It's time
I'm a believer

by Mark from OC on Jun 30, 2010 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Up

Lone Star Ball - 2010 -- It's time
I'm a believer

by Mark from OC on Jun 30, 2010 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

What the hell?

They cut this off to show Pumpkin?

by Adam J. Morris on Jun 30, 2010 9:01 PM CDT reply actions  

Pumpkin?

do you mean Pumpkinhead?

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 30, 2010 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bwaahahahahahahahahaha.

Houston.

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aqua on Jun 30, 2010 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Weird.

Didn’t happen to me.

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aqua on Jun 30, 2010 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Go Rangers!!!

Baseball, it is said, is only a game. True. And the Grand Canyon is only a hole in Arizona. Not all holes, or games, are created equal. George Will

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 30, 2010 9:02 PM CDT reply actions  

JeffWilson_FWST Omar Beltre is all warmed up. One problem: No roster move yet.

Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year.
He declined to accept the award as to not show up his fellow rookies. Incentives earned from being named ROY were donated to a local charity. He did not report this donation on his tax return.

by octoberty on Jun 30, 2010 9:03 PM CDT reply actions  

Can we do a retroactive move and just not play somebody today?

"Hey Sanka, you can pee now... uuummm, too late...."
This used to be links to my websites... But the man got in the way, shut them all down... Damn the man... ~ Rangers Game Streams ~ Password: LSB123

by FormerLSBUser on Jun 30, 2010 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

x
JeffWilson_FWST Omar Beltre is all warmed up. One problem: No roster move yet.
half a minute ago via web

by Adam J. Morris on Jun 30, 2010 9:04 PM CDT reply actions  

u lost

Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year.
He declined to accept the award as to not show up his fellow rookies. Incentives earned from being named ROY were donated to a local charity. He did not report this donation on his tax return.

by octoberty on Jun 30, 2010 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

This team is screwed...
JeffWilson_FWST Omar Beltre is all warmed up. One problem: No roster move yet.

Matt (Denver, CO): Congratulations, I heard you won a gold glove!
Klaw (1:18 PM) : Thanks, I had a great year at the plate!
I think Jason Heyward is ready to be promoted to the AL. He’s mastered the NL - Matthew Carruth

by SCDP on Jun 30, 2010 9:04 PM CDT reply actions  

9:03pm: The Rangers acquired Molina for Chris Ray and a player to be named later, according to USA Today.

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Jun 30, 2010 9:04 PM CDT reply actions  

thats too much no matter who the other player is

Accept the challenges so that you can feel the exhilaration of victory.

"I may have had a tough break, but I have an awful lot to live for." Lou Gehrig

by Mike9 on Jun 30, 2010 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Probably means the Giants are paying his salary

depending on who it is im fine with it

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Jun 30, 2010 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

how much is Ray making this year?

Thank you Houston for drafting Jason Castro.

by RangerMad on Jun 30, 2010 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

If this is the case

And they make a deal for Lee or another pitcher I will be fine with this.

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Jun 30, 2010 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah...

hopefully the Giants are eating most of his salary.

I don’t like the deal, but I don’t hate it either.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Jun 30, 2010 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

linkage

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 30, 2010 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

I love it

"Hey Sanka, you can pee now... uuummm, too late...."
This used to be links to my websites... But the man got in the way, shut them all down... Damn the man... ~ Rangers Game Streams ~ Password: LSB123

by FormerLSBUser on Jun 30, 2010 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nobody should be really happy with this

the PTBNL will be insignificant but still

by ab03 on Jun 30, 2010 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

A Hamburger even, maybe

Lone Star Ball - 2010 -- It's time
I'm a believer

by Mark from OC on Jun 30, 2010 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

It'll be from a list.

Three or four guys from out of nowhere.

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aqua on Jun 30, 2010 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's probably one of those PTBNL trades...

where there are two lists. On one is players the Giants can choose if the Rangers make the playoffs, and the other is a list of players the Giants can choose if the Rangers do not make the playoffs. Or something like that.

by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 30, 2010 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

ugh, ptbnl?

Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year.
He declined to accept the award as to not show up his fellow rookies. Incentives earned from being named ROY were donated to a local charity. He did not report this donation on his tax return.

by octoberty on Jun 30, 2010 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Scheppers, obviously

Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year.
He declined to accept the award as to not show up his fellow rookies. Incentives earned from being named ROY were donated to a local charity. He did not report this donation on his tax return.

by octoberty on Jun 30, 2010 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Probably means they pay his remaining salary

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Jun 30, 2010 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fine...

Goodbye, bullpen ace. Now you won’t be used poorly in Texas.

by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 30, 2010 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fuck

FUCK.

"Take all that clubhouse [stuff] and all that, throw it out the window. Every writer in the country has been writing about that [nonsense] for years. Chemistry don't mean [anything]." - Jim Leyland

by LSJ on Jun 30, 2010 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

PTBNL!

Tanner Scheppers!!!!!!!!

Thank you Houston for drafting Jason Castro.

by RangerMad on Jun 30, 2010 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOUD NOISES!!!!

Pitching coach Mike Maddux on Darren Oliver’s 0.00 ERA this spring:
"Economical work. He ain’t getting paid by the hour."

by TXHC on Jun 30, 2010 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Probably had to throw in the PTBNL

Just to get SF to pay Molina’s salary

Matt (Denver, CO): Congratulations, I heard you won a gold glove!
Klaw (1:18 PM) : Thanks, I had a great year at the plate!
I think Jason Heyward is ready to be promoted to the AL. He’s mastered the NL - Matthew Carruth

by SCDP on Jun 30, 2010 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

I need to know who this PTBNL is...

Pitching coach Mike Maddux on Darren Oliver’s 0.00 ERA this spring:
"Economical work. He ain’t getting paid by the hour."

by TXHC on Jun 30, 2010 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Chris Ray traded for Molina...

makes not sense.

"No nuts, no glory"

by coolaid on Jun 30, 2010 9:05 PM CDT reply actions  

Meh

Chris Ray had been terrible this year, and realistically, this organization is overflowing with relief arms.

The PTBNL is likely to be nothing of substance.

I don’t think it is a terrible deal.

by Adam J. Morris on Jun 30, 2010 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like it...

I wouldn’t mind Chris Ray as much but he has been used poorly this year. So I’m glad that won’t happen anymore.

by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 30, 2010 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

What if we end up paying even half his salary?

When we need every dollar we have

If its Chris Ray, a meaningless PTBNL for Molina with all his salary paid.. well I guess its hard to argue its too bad.

Scheppers up for Ray please.

by DShep on Jun 30, 2010 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

disappointing

Wasnt Ray worth more than that? and a ptbnl? for what? i guess just a little insurance. Now what? send down Max? crap

by goodasgoldyesmaam on Jun 30, 2010 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes he was

Lone Star Ball - 2010 -- It's time
I'm a believer

by Mark from OC on Jun 30, 2010 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, he really isn't.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Jun 30, 2010 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not to the Rangers

But to an NL team, especially one that doesn’t follow the Rangers every day, yes, he was

Lone Star Ball - 2010 -- It's time
I'm a believer

by Mark from OC on Jun 30, 2010 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

The return on our end wasn't bad

But now Bengie Molina is our starting catcher. Bengie Molina is terrible.

Worse than Matt Treanor.

And Matt Treanor is terrible.

This is terrible news for the Rangers.

I want to kill something now.

"Take all that clubhouse [stuff] and all that, throw it out the window. Every writer in the country has been writing about that [nonsense] for years. Chemistry don't mean [anything]." - Jim Leyland

by LSJ on Jun 30, 2010 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Logic dictates that he will be though.

"Take all that clubhouse [stuff] and all that, throw it out the window. Every writer in the country has been writing about that [nonsense] for years. Chemistry don't mean [anything]." - Jim Leyland

by LSJ on Jun 30, 2010 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, real logic would dictate Treanor is actually better and Molina would be the backup.

That’s why you know Molina will be the starting catcher. Well, that and his name is Bengie Molina and people think he’s good because he’s a Molina.

"Take all that clubhouse [stuff] and all that, throw it out the window. Every writer in the country has been writing about that [nonsense] for years. Chemistry don't mean [anything]." - Jim Leyland

by LSJ on Jun 30, 2010 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

This

This is why he was worth more than Molina. This trade is a downgrade at catcher for the Rangers

Lone Star Ball - 2010 -- It's time
I'm a believer

by Mark from OC on Jun 30, 2010 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yup.

"Take all that clubhouse [stuff] and all that, throw it out the window. Every writer in the country has been writing about that [nonsense] for years. Chemistry don't mean [anything]." - Jim Leyland

by LSJ on Jun 30, 2010 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

kind of what i thought

ray was probably headed out to aaa anyway, and they arent hurting for quality relief arms.

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Jun 30, 2010 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

This means one thing

Beltre is up to stay until Harden or Holland are ready.

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Jun 30, 2010 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

JeffWilson_FWST Matt Harrison has just been taken out of the bullpen.

"No nuts, no glory"

by coolaid on Jun 30, 2010 9:06 PM CDT reply actions  

Or cry

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Jun 30, 2010 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's gump, he's gump, he's gump

what’s with that hair?

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 30, 2010 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

saying his good byes.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 30, 2010 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Myself as well.

Upgrades one of the few positions the Rangers have struggled with at a relative low cost.

"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010

by ghtd36 on Jun 30, 2010 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Alright, guns up, let's do this.....

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 30, 2010 9:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Show the after pic now.

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aqua on Jun 30, 2010 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

que?

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 30, 2010 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, no, no.

Not that one.

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aqua on Jun 30, 2010 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ok, I'm lost.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 30, 2010 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

whats her name?

"Hey Sanka, you can pee now... uuummm, too late...."
This used to be links to my websites... But the man got in the way, shut them all down... Damn the man... ~ Rangers Game Streams ~ Password: LSB123

by FormerLSBUser on Jun 30, 2010 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Icebox is going to defrost you!

She can defrost me anytime.

"Hey... Goldberg! I bet if that puck was a cheeseburger, you'd stop it!

by TheCrow471 on Jun 30, 2010 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh nice

I just googled her

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Jun 30, 2010 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Someone should post it....

It’s worth the risk of a ban….

Matt (Denver, CO): Congratulations, I heard you won a gold glove!
Klaw (1:18 PM) : Thanks, I had a great year at the plate!
I think Jason Heyward is ready to be promoted to the AL. He’s mastered the NL - Matthew Carruth

by SCDP on Jun 30, 2010 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

i saw

a picture of her all growns up not to long ago, not bad

by studcrackers on Jun 30, 2010 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

last night, perhaps?

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 30, 2010 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

no

somewhere else, idk where, just wasnt last night

by studcrackers on Jun 30, 2010 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

"Who's the cheerleader?"

“That’s no cheerleader. That’s my niece Becky and she’s pissed”

“Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD”

Love that movie.

"Hell's frozen over, Pigs are flying! The Saints have won the Super Bowl"
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by LSU Ranger on Jun 30, 2010 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

We've got business now, LSB'ers.

KAZMIR SUCKS!

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by Aqua on Jun 30, 2010 9:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Cool.

Wasn’t Ray bitching because he never pitched this much before?

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

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by TooLegitToQuit on Jun 30, 2010 9:09 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Josh doesn't know Kinsler doesn't hit leadoff anymore

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by octoberty on Jun 30, 2010 9:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Kinsler on the ground to short?

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"A win is a win. Kinda like banging a hogger on Spring Break. You’re glad hardly anybody saw you do it but at the end of the day you got laid."-- Josey Wales

by TooLegitToQuit on Jun 30, 2010 9:09 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Sooo....

They are going to trade for Molina, but it has to be approved by the commish…

And they are designating Harrison for now, and will call up Scheppars after the trade is finalized? Perfect!

I think this says Ray was going to be sent down today, good call AJM.

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by FormerLSBUser on Jun 30, 2010 9:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Angels lucky as usual

Accept the challenges so that you can feel the exhilaration of victory.

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by Mike9 on Jun 30, 2010 9:11 PM CDT reply actions  

That true too

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by Mark from OC on Jun 30, 2010 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

um

the ball hit the ground and the ump didn’t see it. what is that if not luck?

by ab03 on Jun 30, 2010 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

There was not enough to show it did for sure.

And the Angels don’t get lucky all the time. They’re still a good time, and everytime they win we can’t cry out luck.

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by iorange555 on Jun 30, 2010 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ump calling it way low tonight.

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by Aqua on Jun 30, 2010 9:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Abreu...

has an outfield fuck-up per series against the Rangers it seems.

by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 30, 2010 9:11 PM CDT reply actions  

It doesn't have to fall out of his glove does it?

Just needs to hit the ground. you can’t catch it with the ground..

by DShep on Jun 30, 2010 9:11 PM CDT reply actions  

11 pitch first inning for Kazmir.

Fantastic.

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by Aqua on Jun 30, 2010 9:11 PM CDT reply actions  

i heard harrisons name on the load speaker

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by Mike9 on Jun 30, 2010 9:12 PM CDT reply actions  

Bad start Rangers

Lone Star Ball - 2010 -- It's time
I'm a believer

by Mark from OC on Jun 30, 2010 9:12 PM CDT reply actions  

FYI...on Max

1 WP/PB allowed every 16 innings this season.

Rest of the team, it is one every 26.5 innings.

Last year, one every 26.6 innings.

by Adam J. Morris on Jun 30, 2010 9:12 PM CDT reply actions  

wait

that seriously hit the ground and we get dicked?

by ab03 on Jun 30, 2010 9:12 PM CDT reply actions  

That is not a catch

"JD gets complete blame or credit for what happens in 2010 and I think Nolan wants it that way. JD is paid to be a real GM and needs to start performing like one." - Josey Wales

by Michael Cave on Jun 30, 2010 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

 JeffWilson_FWST
  
Here it is: Rangers optioned Matt Harrision to Oklahoma City and recalled Omar Beltre.

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by octoberty on Jun 30, 2010 9:12 PM CDT reply actions  

Harrison's down for Beltre.

"Take all that clubhouse [stuff] and all that, throw it out the window. Every writer in the country has been writing about that [nonsense] for years. Chemistry don't mean [anything]." - Jim Leyland

by LSJ on Jun 30, 2010 9:13 PM CDT reply actions  

He's gotta be chapped.

Ephesians 3:20-21...and I can only imagine

by TedFord on Jun 30, 2010 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

He'll live.

Pitching coach Mike Maddux on Darren Oliver’s 0.00 ERA this spring:
"Economical work. He ain’t getting paid by the hour."

by TXHC on Jun 30, 2010 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

jonmorosi Source tells FOXSports.com that deal is done. Chris Ray will go to #Giants. Others may be involved. #Rangers

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He declined to accept the award as to not show up his fellow rookies. Incentives earned from being named ROY were donated to a local charity. He did not report this donation on his tax return.

by octoberty on Jun 30, 2010 9:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Hmm.

Maybe something coming back to the Rangers?

by sprite on Jun 30, 2010 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Up in the zone, but looks like he hides the ball well.

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by Aqua on Jun 30, 2010 9:14 PM CDT reply actions  

not that one...

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by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 30, 2010 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

ban him

make him an example

by ab03 on Jun 30, 2010 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

You're a dumbshit

can I get mad at that? Or am I not allowed to call you a dumbshit because it will hurt your feelings

by ab03 on Jun 30, 2010 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Josh Lewin = jinx maching

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by Michael Cave on Jun 30, 2010 9:15 PM CDT reply actions  

machine

"JD gets complete blame or credit for what happens in 2010 and I think Nolan wants it that way. JD is paid to be a real GM and needs to start performing like one." - Josey Wales

by Michael Cave on Jun 30, 2010 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

did you hear how many times he talked about the Rangers' impending win last night?

made me want to punch him.

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by RachelB on Jun 30, 2010 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

I didnt but

i probably would have felt the same way

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by Michael Cave on Jun 30, 2010 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh fuck me.

Inauspicious beginning.

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by Aqua on Jun 30, 2010 9:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Welcome to the bigs, rook.

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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 30, 2010 9:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Well....

I guess Welcome to the Big Leagues….

Matt (Denver, CO): Congratulations, I heard you won a gold glove!
Klaw (1:18 PM) : Thanks, I had a great year at the plate!
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by SCDP on Jun 30, 2010 9:15 PM CDT reply actions  

wow he looks really good.....SHIT

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by Mike9 on Jun 30, 2010 9:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Erick Aybar?

Really?

"Hey... Goldberg! I bet if that puck was a cheeseburger, you'd stop it!

by TheCrow471 on Jun 30, 2010 9:15 PM CDT reply actions  

So now we're gonna lose this game too.

This is not a good evening.

"Take all that clubhouse [stuff] and all that, throw it out the window. Every writer in the country has been writing about that [nonsense] for years. Chemistry don't mean [anything]." - Jim Leyland

by LSJ on Jun 30, 2010 9:15 PM CDT reply actions  

well then.

There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns

by RachelB on Jun 30, 2010 9:15 PM CDT reply actions  

chris ray

WAR = -.2

yea he’s been terrible. I’m perfectly ok with taking on molina if they pay all the salary.

by Elvis4Prez on Jun 30, 2010 9:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Aw, gee.

Ephesians 3:20-21...and I can only imagine

by TedFord on Jun 30, 2010 9:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Aybar

Why

Lone Star Ball - 2010 -- It's time
I'm a believer

by Mark from OC on Jun 30, 2010 9:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Get the ball down, Omar.

Walk on four pitches to Kendrick.

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aqua on Jun 30, 2010 9:16 PM CDT reply actions  

No, Harrison

Lone Star Ball - 2010 -- It's time
I'm a believer

by Mark from OC on Jun 30, 2010 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

so Max Ramirez

might not be the greatest catcher to have with Beltre.

If you believe in that stuff

by ab03 on Jun 30, 2010 9:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Treanor's hurt, unfortunately.

Now that I think about it, maybe that’s why we traded for Molina.

"Take all that clubhouse [stuff] and all that, throw it out the window. Every writer in the country has been writing about that [nonsense] for years. Chemistry don't mean [anything]." - Jim Leyland

by LSJ on Jun 30, 2010 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jesus

Fuckin shit

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by texasrfan on Jun 30, 2010 9:16 PM CDT reply actions  

My God

those were two awful ABs

by sbk00 on Jun 30, 2010 9:16 PM CDT reply actions  

here we come sweep

bye AL West

Fuck Mike Estabrook

by Horns130 on Jun 30, 2010 9:16 PM CDT reply actions  

DIAF

Pitching coach Mike Maddux on Darren Oliver’s 0.00 ERA this spring:
"Economical work. He ain’t getting paid by the hour."

by TXHC on Jun 30, 2010 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

do maths better

Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year.
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by octoberty on Jun 30, 2010 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

go away

don’t come back

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by txranger7 on Jun 30, 2010 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fuck off

Kazmir fucking owns us…he always does this shit

he fucking sucks and still owns us

and then Weaver tomorrow…fuck it

Fuck Mike Estabrook

by Horns130 on Jun 30, 2010 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

this is going well

Bunting makes me spooge in my pants!

by RA Dickey on Jun 30, 2010 9:17 PM CDT reply actions  

What is there to say?

Throw strikes, just not that one strike you threw.

"Hey... Goldberg! I bet if that puck was a cheeseburger, you'd stop it!

by TheCrow471 on Jun 30, 2010 9:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Looks like we all were.

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by Aqua on Jun 30, 2010 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

That makes 24,000 of us

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by FormerLSBUser on Jun 30, 2010 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

You wot be very succesful being this nervous.

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"A win is a win. Kinda like banging a hogger on Spring Break. You’re glad hardly anybody saw you do it but at the end of the day you got laid."-- Josey Wales

by TooLegitToQuit on Jun 30, 2010 9:17 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

won't

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"A win is a win. Kinda like banging a hogger on Spring Break. You’re glad hardly anybody saw you do it but at the end of the day you got laid."-- Josey Wales

by TooLegitToQuit on Jun 30, 2010 9:18 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

What?

No one has said DFA Beltre yet?

Lone Star Ball - 2010 -- It's time
I'm a believer

by Mark from OC on Jun 30, 2010 9:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Call up Scheppers

"JD gets complete blame or credit for what happens in 2010 and I think Nolan wants it that way. JD is paid to be a real GM and needs to start performing like one." - Josey Wales

by Michael Cave on Jun 30, 2010 9:17 PM CDT reply actions  

SHIT.

DFA

Pitching coach Mike Maddux on Darren Oliver’s 0.00 ERA this spring:
"Economical work. He ain’t getting paid by the hour."

by TXHC on Jun 30, 2010 9:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Fuck off.

Pitching coach Mike Maddux on Darren Oliver’s 0.00 ERA this spring:
"Economical work. He ain’t getting paid by the hour."

by TXHC on Jun 30, 2010 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Now someone said it

Lone Star Ball - 2010 -- It's time
I'm a believer

by Mark from OC on Jun 30, 2010 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

there you go

Buddy Christ says Go Rangers!

by giantbenmav on Jun 30, 2010 9:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Okay, how 'bout a one-hitter tonight.

Ephesians 3:20-21...and I can only imagine

by TedFord on Jun 30, 2010 9:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Wait a second....

Beltre for Cy Young.

"JD gets complete blame or credit for what happens in 2010 and I think Nolan wants it that way. JD is paid to be a real GM and needs to start performing like one." - Josey Wales

by Michael Cave on Jun 30, 2010 9:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Talk about a three true outcomes pitcher

"Take all that clubhouse [stuff] and all that, throw it out the window. Every writer in the country has been writing about that [nonsense] for years. Chemistry don't mean [anything]." - Jim Leyland

by LSJ on Jun 30, 2010 9:19 PM CDT reply actions  

I believe someone last night said....

The ump is forcing (enter name here) to throw strikes, obviously someone is going to hit him.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 30, 2010 9:19 PM CDT reply actions  

I'd settle for in the fucking strike zone

"Take all that clubhouse [stuff] and all that, throw it out the window. Every writer in the country has been writing about that [nonsense] for years. Chemistry don't mean [anything]." - Jim Leyland

by LSJ on Jun 30, 2010 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

No strikes in that AB.

"Take all that clubhouse [stuff] and all that, throw it out the window. Every writer in the country has been writing about that [nonsense] for years. Chemistry don't mean [anything]." - Jim Leyland

by LSJ on Jun 30, 2010 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

damnation

Bunting makes me spooge in my pants!

by RA Dickey on Jun 30, 2010 9:20 PM CDT reply actions  

that is actually pretty funny ha

"JD gets complete blame or credit for what happens in 2010 and I think Nolan wants it that way. JD is paid to be a real GM and needs to start performing like one." - Josey Wales

by Michael Cave on Jun 30, 2010 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Haha.

Pitching coach Mike Maddux on Darren Oliver’s 0.00 ERA this spring:
"Economical work. He ain’t getting paid by the hour."

by TXHC on Jun 30, 2010 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

2 four-pitch walks.

Get the ball in the fucking strike zone.

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by Aqua on Jun 30, 2010 9:20 PM CDT reply actions  

"wire" reference I take it?

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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 30, 2010 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes

aka the best TV show of all time

by alon91 on Jun 30, 2010 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

I watches all 5 seasons in about 2 months

I had some time on my hands

"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." -Chuck Morgan speaking for all of us

by drizzle on Jun 30, 2010 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

*watched

"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." -Chuck Morgan speaking for all of us

by drizzle on Jun 30, 2010 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

im going to do that someday

im sure it will all tie in much nicer without the 1-2yr delays between seasons

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Jun 30, 2010 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ha.

That’s pretty funny.

Pitching coach Mike Maddux on Darren Oliver’s 0.00 ERA this spring:
"Economical work. He ain’t getting paid by the hour."

by TXHC on Jun 30, 2010 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

beltre needs to stay up just so we can use omah picks

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Jun 30, 2010 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

well hell, no reason to keep watching this mess, guess i will see what else is on

Accept the challenges so that you can feel the exhilaration of victory.

"I may have had a tough break, but I have an awful lot to live for." Lou Gehrig

by Mike9 on Jun 30, 2010 9:22 PM CDT reply actions  

If this ends up as a loss, are we allowed to blame the end result on....

A) first game jitters?

B) depleted ’pen?

C) too much going on outside of the game(ala Molina trade)?

D) all of the above?

(knee jerk)

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 30, 2010 9:22 PM CDT reply actions  

if we don't score on kazmir

i think you’ll have your reason

by ab03 on Jun 30, 2010 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

you might have something here.....

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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 30, 2010 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

It has occured just like it occurs with every team. Sure they may have had more of it so far.

But to cry out luck almost everytime they win is a bit ridiculous to me.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

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by iorange555 on Jun 30, 2010 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

every time?

You haven’t been watching their games

by ab03 on Jun 30, 2010 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

not luck.

they’re “blessed”.

vomit.

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"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 30, 2010 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Agree

"JD gets complete blame or credit for what happens in 2010 and I think Nolan wants it that way. JD is paid to be a real GM and needs to start performing like one." - Josey Wales

by Michael Cave on Jun 30, 2010 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

nice one.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 30, 2010 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Blame it on Benji

Bunting makes me spooge in my pants!

by RA Dickey on Jun 30, 2010 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Letting the guy get his ML debut in the rotation against the Angels.

Pitching coach Mike Maddux on Darren Oliver’s 0.00 ERA this spring:
"Economical work. He ain’t getting paid by the hour."

by TXHC on Jun 30, 2010 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Tomorrow is Canada day

Blame Canada.

"Take all that clubhouse [stuff] and all that, throw it out the window. Every writer in the country has been writing about that [nonsense] for years. Chemistry don't mean [anything]." - Jim Leyland

by LSJ on Jun 30, 2010 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

18 pitches.

6 strikes, 12 balls.

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aqua on Jun 30, 2010 9:22 PM CDT reply actions  

This game is gonna give me an ulcer.

Assuming it’s close for more than a few innings that is.

by nivarsity on Jun 30, 2010 9:22 PM CDT reply actions  

that was a really nice pitch...

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by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 30, 2010 9:23 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm so glad we're starting Beltre here in an important series against a division rival

No pressure or anything…

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by WhipSmart on Jun 30, 2010 9:23 PM CDT reply actions  

Right?

Fucking dumb.

Pitching coach Mike Maddux on Darren Oliver’s 0.00 ERA this spring:
"Economical work. He ain’t getting paid by the hour."

by TXHC on Jun 30, 2010 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not much of a choice really.

But I would have to agree.

Pitching coach Mike Maddux on Darren Oliver’s 0.00 ERA this spring:
"Economical work. He ain’t getting paid by the hour."

by TXHC on Jun 30, 2010 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

I vote for Holland getting healthy.

Pitching coach Mike Maddux on Darren Oliver’s 0.00 ERA this spring:
"Economical work. He ain’t getting paid by the hour."

by TXHC on Jun 30, 2010 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hey, we Angeled the Angels!

"Take all that clubhouse [stuff] and all that, throw it out the window. Every writer in the country has been writing about that [nonsense] for years. Chemistry don't mean [anything]." - Jim Leyland

by LSJ on Jun 30, 2010 9:23 PM CDT reply actions  

I still say that was a balk

"JD gets complete blame or credit for what happens in 2010 and I think Nolan wants it that way. JD is paid to be a real GM and needs to start performing like one." - Josey Wales

by Michael Cave on Jun 30, 2010 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

better trademark that while you got the chance.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 30, 2010 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

WOO!

picked off!

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on Jun 30, 2010 9:24 PM CDT reply actions  

Well shit he has great control to second

"JD gets complete blame or credit for what happens in 2010 and I think Nolan wants it that way. JD is paid to be a real GM and needs to start performing like one." - Josey Wales

by Michael Cave on Jun 30, 2010 9:24 PM CDT reply actions  

HAHA!!!

Baseball, it is said, is only a game. True. And the Grand Canyon is only a hole in Arizona. Not all holes, or games, are created equal. George Will

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 30, 2010 9:24 PM CDT reply actions  

sweet

Thank you Houston for drafting Jason Castro.

by RangerMad on Jun 30, 2010 9:24 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice

alright, good job working out of it. Hopefully he gets the ball down a little more after settling down and we are ok.

by DShep on Jun 30, 2010 9:24 PM CDT reply actions  

Well, wow

Ephesians 3:20-21...and I can only imagine

by TedFord on Jun 30, 2010 9:24 PM CDT reply actions  

Hahaha that works.

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by Maximilian on Jun 30, 2010 9:24 PM CDT reply actions  

NICE.

There’s the Angels, being all “aggressive” on the bases. Taking the extra base. Putting pressure on the pitcher.

by nivarsity on Jun 30, 2010 9:24 PM CDT reply actions  

funny stuff, you dumb ass Kendrick

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"I may have had a tough break, but I have an awful lot to live for." Lou Gehrig

by Mike9 on Jun 30, 2010 9:24 PM CDT reply actions  

I was hoping he'd strike out the side.

There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns

by RachelB on Jun 30, 2010 9:24 PM CDT reply actions  

Remember that last inning in that ridiculous movie "Rookie of the Year"

Maybe we should try it. Just sayin’.

"Hey... Goldberg! I bet if that puck was a cheeseburger, you'd stop it!

by TheCrow471 on Jun 30, 2010 9:24 PM CDT reply actions  

Ridiculous?

You take that back, that was an awesome movie… RULEINVERTER, YOU’RE IN!

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by FormerLSBUser on Jun 30, 2010 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

ok

we may need more badass omar’s for when he gets in a jam

by studcrackers on Jun 30, 2010 9:25 PM CDT reply actions  

with an epilogue on Ray and Harden? Ha!

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 30, 2010 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

He'll use Mack Brown's infamous line.

“I’d like to apologize to all Ranger fans out there.”

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 30, 2010 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Vlad is awesome

Single

Lone Star Ball - 2010 -- It's time
I'm a believer

by Mark from OC on Jun 30, 2010 9:26 PM CDT reply actions  

I <3 Vlad

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on Jun 30, 2010 9:27 PM CDT reply actions  

WTF???????

Why do the Rangers need another spare catcher??

sigh.

Wash is an idiot....and umpires SUCK!!

by b.pate on Jun 30, 2010 9:27 PM CDT reply actions  

Because

Lone Star Ball - 2010 -- It's time
I'm a believer

by Mark from OC on Jun 30, 2010 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Whew

Should have been a double play. Luck was on the Rangers side there

Lone Star Ball - 2010 -- It's time
I'm a believer

by Mark from OC on Jun 30, 2010 9:27 PM CDT reply actions  

Was he fast?

Kind of looked like a slow play by the Angels. But it could have been both

Lone Star Ball - 2010 -- It's time
I'm a believer

by Mark from OC on Jun 30, 2010 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hamilton also slipped

but the Angels didn’t do anything wrong

by ab03 on Jun 30, 2010 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

In their 2B's glove too long

Lone Star Ball - 2010 -- It's time
I'm a believer

by Mark from OC on Jun 30, 2010 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Vlad got away with an illegal slide there

"JD gets complete blame or credit for what happens in 2010 and I think Nolan wants it that way. JD is paid to be a real GM and needs to start performing like one." - Josey Wales

by Michael Cave on Jun 30, 2010 9:27 PM CDT reply actions  

Hammy needs to be patient again.

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aqua on Jun 30, 2010 9:28 PM CDT reply actions  

good point.

Wash is an idiot....and umpires SUCK!!

by b.pate on Jun 30, 2010 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

I suppose we could have some kind of voltron-esque fusion plan

Salty, Max, Tea, Treanor and Molina arn’t much alone.. but when their powers combine..

by DShep on Jun 30, 2010 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

There are 43 catchers who have been worth more than Bengie Molina this year

Including Rob Johnson, Jason Kendall and Brian Schneider.

Catchers that have been worth the same at Bengie Molina:

Humberto Quintero
Donny Lucy
Ryan Budde

Bengie Molina is a spare, even among catchers.

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by LSJ on Jun 30, 2010 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

C'mon Boomstick!

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on Jun 30, 2010 9:29 PM CDT reply actions  

So

why did we need to move Harrison as well as Ray?

by ab03 on Jun 30, 2010 9:29 PM CDT reply actions  

to REALLY test our bullpen.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 30, 2010 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

stru-ga-ling

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 30, 2010 9:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Yeah

Andro was right. Scoring against Kazmir is going to be the bigger deal than what Beltre does

by ab03 on Jun 30, 2010 9:30 PM CDT reply actions  

As i said last night

that fucker owns us

Fuck Mike Estabrook

by Horns130 on Jun 30, 2010 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

19 pitches for Kazmir through 2.

He’s going Cy fucking Young on us tonight.

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aqua on Jun 30, 2010 9:30 PM CDT reply actions  

against the rangers, all other teams he sucks, this year

Accept the challenges so that you can feel the exhilaration of victory.

"I may have had a tough break, but I have an awful lot to live for." Lou Gehrig

by Mike9 on Jun 30, 2010 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

51:40 k/bb in 78 innings, whip over 1.5...

he doesn’t have the same slider he used to.

by DShep on Jun 30, 2010 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fucking ridiculous.

Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.

by jonthefon on Jun 30, 2010 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is Molina the fat catcher who falls down when he has to score from 2nd?

The one with gigantic Moobs?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jun 30, 2010 9:31 PM CDT reply actions  

That is all the catching Molinas

"JD gets complete blame or credit for what happens in 2010 and I think Nolan wants it that way. JD is paid to be a real GM and needs to start performing like one." - Josey Wales

by Michael Cave on Jun 30, 2010 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

zing

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 30, 2010 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yadier isn't that slow I don't think...there's one who has real big boobies....I think it's ben

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jun 30, 2010 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

what the f

ohhh … wrong ben

Buddy Christ says Go Rangers!

by giantbenmav on Jun 30, 2010 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

shut up fat boy

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jun 30, 2010 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm big boned

Buddy Christ says Go Rangers!

by giantbenmav on Jun 30, 2010 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

me too/also

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jun 30, 2010 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

jk ben, I am no good at pretending to be mean.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

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by Ryin A on Jun 30, 2010 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

You think Smoak and Vlad are slow

Wait until you see Molina “run”.

"Take all that clubhouse [stuff] and all that, throw it out the window. Every writer in the country has been writing about that [nonsense] for years. Chemistry don't mean [anything]." - Jim Leyland

by LSJ on Jun 30, 2010 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

it's more of a roll than a run.....

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 30, 2010 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

well looks like Vlad is going to have to win this all on his own, other rangers no looking good

Accept the challenges so that you can feel the exhilaration of victory.

"I may have had a tough break, but I have an awful lot to live for." Lou Gehrig

by Mike9 on Jun 30, 2010 9:32 PM CDT reply actions  

second time through....

we are gonna put 5 on him. No problem. Not worried. At all.

by dontcallmeElvis on Jun 30, 2010 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

God I hate the Angels.

Worse than I used to hate Aggies.

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aqua on Jun 30, 2010 9:33 PM CDT reply actions  

used to?

reply fail

"JD gets complete blame or credit for what happens in 2010 and I think Nolan wants it that way. JD is paid to be a real GM and needs to start performing like one." - Josey Wales

by Michael Cave on Jun 30, 2010 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Tag - "nothing wrong with that pitch."

yes, there is. he hit it.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 30, 2010 9:33 PM CDT reply actions  

what?

just because a guy hit a pitch doesnt make something wrong with it

"JD gets complete blame or credit for what happens in 2010 and I think Nolan wants it that way. JD is paid to be a real GM and needs to start performing like one." - Josey Wales

by Michael Cave on Jun 30, 2010 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

used to?

"JD gets complete blame or credit for what happens in 2010 and I think Nolan wants it that way. JD is paid to be a real GM and needs to start performing like one." - Josey Wales

by Michael Cave on Jun 30, 2010 9:33 PM CDT reply actions  

TAG calling Beltre "kid"

lol

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by Maximilian on Jun 30, 2010 9:34 PM CDT reply actions  

/Sigh

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aqua on Jun 30, 2010 9:34 PM CDT reply actions  

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