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Lone Star Ball Radio: Live (Podcast is here, listen to the show again)

I am proud to present the first broadcast of Lone Star Ball Radio: Live, a live show that is made, produced, and brought to you solely by LSB Brethren. Hard hitting, shit talking, just major bundle's of fun.

Tonight: Your host PM Productions is joined by co-host TooLegit and Conjunction to talk Baltimore abortions, Lee Mania, and the second half. We are joined by WYORanger (Our resident bankruptcy lawyer) to talk bankruptcy, strange creditor bowel movements, and the future of the Rangers franchise.

Thanks for everyone listening to the live show... We are all done, enjoy the podcast below!

 

 

Listen to internet radio with LSB Radio Live on Blog Talk Radio


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Would you like to participate in the show? You can! Call into the show and have your say, speak up, throw out some angry rants, whatever you want! 

And really, Maury and Kaplan have been great at bringing you the news... But who has brought you an actual bankruptcy lawyer to give insight to this process? Nobody, until now. Tune in to get your world rocked.

To call in, dial 1-347-215-6611. If our lines aren't totally chocked full, you can hang out and listen to the show, and when we get a chance we will bring you on!

Please feel free to post comments, questions, ect. here in this post. We hope you enjoy our first show. If you have any questions, comments, concerns, or would like to come on a future show, email me at p.a.mccullough@tcu.edu

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Sounds pretty cool

Hope it goes well.

I plan to give it a listen. Dumb guy question here- once the show concludes, will it be archived and be able to be listened to?

"Don't confuse the outcome that a decision produces with the intelligence that went into making that decision."--Tony LaRussa

by Hard8 on Jul 12, 2010 1:07 AM CDT reply actions  

Not a dumb question

We have submitted the show to iTunes so we can put a podcast version there, but it take up to 1-2 weeks for it to start archiving there… blogtalkradio does do a podcast of the broadcast, that is typically available right after the show… Once the show concludes, you should be able to come here and click on the player above(press play) and the archived show should start to play from the start… But, with all technology, we will just have to see what happens!

"Hey Sanka, you can pee now... uuummm, too late...."
This used to be links to my websites... But the man got in the way, shut them all down... Damn the man...
Rangers Game Streams ~ Password: LSB123

by FormerLSBUser on Jul 12, 2010 1:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks

Yeah, I understand y’all will probably be learning a few things as you go. Like I said, I plan to listen, just not 100% sure I would get to listen to the entire thing live as it happens. Best of luck to you guys.

"Don't confuse the outcome that a decision produces with the intelligence that went into making that decision."--Tony LaRussa

by Hard8 on Jul 12, 2010 1:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

I tried to listen, honest, I did

I’m sure great things were being said, but my experience amounted to “buffering…”

Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!

by t ball on Jul 12, 2010 1:35 AM CDT reply actions  

Um, it's not until tomorrow, dude.

It won’t load because there’s no show playing. Heh

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"You know what would be funny? If Michael included:

"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."-cmkelly29 on the night of the Michael Young speech.

by TooLegitToQuit on Jul 12, 2010 2:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

Woo

glad you were able to get the player embedded, PM.

http://oursaviorchuck.ytmnd.com/

by Conjunction on Jul 12, 2010 7:44 AM CDT reply actions  

Starts at 10?

You guys will be drunk off your asses by 10! Should be entertaining.

by ncrangerfan on Jul 12, 2010 8:13 AM CDT reply actions  

I plan to be at least tipsy

It makes everything better

http://oursaviorchuck.ytmnd.com/

by Conjunction on Jul 12, 2010 8:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

So who's the straight man, the stats man, and the funny man?

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
"HE GETS THE GODDAM CLEAT" by philkid3

by jam0152 on Jul 12, 2010 8:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

Im the straight man

Conjunction is the stats man
Too Legit is the funny man.

Thats my guess after talking with them for about 40 minutes…

"Hey Sanka, you can pee now... uuummm, too late...."
This used to be links to my websites... But the man got in the way, shut them all down... Damn the man...
Rangers Game Streams ~ Password: LSB123

by FormerLSBUser on Jul 12, 2010 8:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

So if you hear me talking about XFIT...XFIP....XFIPPPPPPPPPPP

And WHOAAAAAAAAAAAABA, you know I’m having fun.

http://oursaviorchuck.ytmnd.com/

by Conjunction on Jul 12, 2010 8:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

Oh, shit.........

I’ll get my glossary ready.

"Don't confuse the outcome that a decision produces with the intelligence that went into making that decision."--Tony LaRussa

by Hard8 on Jul 12, 2010 9:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

So cool you guys are actually doing this

I expect lots of gerunds

"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." - Chuck Morgan

by rlb02a on Jul 12, 2010 9:01 AM CDT reply actions  

Can I replace

a gerund with a grundle?

"Hey Sanka, you can pee now... uuummm, too late...."
This used to be links to my websites... But the man got in the way, shut them all down... Damn the man...
Rangers Game Streams ~ Password: LSB123

by FormerLSBUser on Jul 12, 2010 10:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

Or just make it a grundling.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Jul 12, 2010 10:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

Haha

Please do

"Hey Sanka, you can pee now... uuummm, too late...."
This used to be links to my websites... But the man got in the way, shut them all down... Damn the man...
Rangers Game Streams ~ Password: LSB123

by FormerLSBUser on Jul 12, 2010 10:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

Cool...

Robbie, Dirk, and I will be recording a good Podcast at the time of this. Sorry.

by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 12, 2010 10:23 AM CDT reply actions  

When will THAT podcast be ready for consumption?

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

"Do you have a set of tits and your own blog? Those are the only Ranger fans I know who think that way."

by Josey Wales on Jul 12, 2010 10:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

And I'm sure by "ready for ears"

you of course mean adult ears. I mean we are dirkatron here!

"Hamilton, it's chalk, not coke, you don't have get tripped up by it"- kevinkinsler Jun 1, 2010

by awillis111 on Jul 12, 2010 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure whether to be excited or mortified about that podcast

"LSJ is jealous that the M’s fans have a sucky team that they can whine and snark about. We’re stuck with a good team in first place." -- Adam Von Marriagesmasher

"I’m gonna go on record here and say a great many things excuse throwing a chair at someone." – D.A. Tron

by WestTxAg06 on Jul 12, 2010 10:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

You know

When I listen, I feel like I will have to isolate myself away from society and hide so nobody know I am listening… Its like revolution radio.

"Hey Sanka, you can pee now... uuummm, too late...."
This used to be links to my websites... But the man got in the way, shut them all down... Damn the man...
Rangers Game Streams ~ Password: LSB123

by FormerLSBUser on Jul 12, 2010 10:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

This is the podcast

Hey everybody…

Fuck this team…

…………

The end

"Hey Sanka, you can pee now... uuummm, too late...."
This used to be links to my websites... But the man got in the way, shut them all down... Damn the man...
Rangers Game Streams ~ Password: LSB123

by FormerLSBUser on Jul 12, 2010 10:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

It would be like the Festivus Airing of the Grievances

They would run down the roster and give reasons why each player sucks and why they hate him.

If you knew nothing about the club, you would walk away convinced that we have a 40 win roster composed of 25 Double A-quality players.

"LSJ is jealous that the M’s fans have a sucky team that they can whine and snark about. We’re stuck with a good team in first place." -- Adam Von Marriagesmasher

"I’m gonna go on record here and say a great many things excuse throwing a chair at someone." – D.A. Tron

by WestTxAg06 on Jul 12, 2010 10:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

That would be kinslerhomer's contribution

The rest would be me ranting about how much I hate Michael Young and counting down the top 50 ways I would like to see Bengie Molina die.

I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw

by LSJ on Jul 12, 2010 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

With guest star Mike E

interjecting his signature word at the end.

Heh.

http://oursaviorchuck.ytmnd.com/

by Conjunction on Jul 12, 2010 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

Same here

The only description I can think of is from The Office when Ryan talks about Creed’s “blog”: “even for the internet, it’s pretty shocking.”

I am going to listen in a state of mortified excitement, but I will be afraid to tell the rest of the world that I did.

"LSJ is jealous that the M’s fans have a sucky team that they can whine and snark about. We’re stuck with a good team in first place." -- Adam Von Marriagesmasher

"I’m gonna go on record here and say a great many things excuse throwing a chair at someone." – D.A. Tron

by WestTxAg06 on Jul 12, 2010 10:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

Hhahahahhaha

I just burst out laughing in the middle of class… shit thats a funny visual

"Hey Sanka, you can pee now... uuummm, too late...."
This used to be links to my websites... But the man got in the way, shut them all down... Damn the man...
Rangers Game Streams ~ Password: LSB123

by FormerLSBUser on Jul 12, 2010 10:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

Haha

Funny inside scoop… Tonight, the following is happening…

- LSB Radio: Live
- RPiA recording
- Deuschbag’s Anonymous podcast recording… I kid, I kid… This is going to be awesome, I have no doubt.

What topics are yall going to run through?

"Hey Sanka, you can pee now... uuummm, too late...."
This used to be links to my websites... But the man got in the way, shut them all down... Damn the man...
Rangers Game Streams ~ Password: LSB123

by FormerLSBUser on Jul 12, 2010 10:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

Haha...

Yeah… This is what happens when there’s no baseball. A bunch of idiots decide to talk about baseball.

It should be good. Good luck you guys. Will it be archived so I can hear it later?

by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 12, 2010 10:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

Ya

It will be available on this player(thats in the fanpost) after the show… Just hit play… It will also be iTuned eventually…

"Hey Sanka, you can pee now... uuummm, too late...."
This used to be links to my websites... But the man got in the way, shut them all down... Damn the man...
Rangers Game Streams ~ Password: LSB123

by FormerLSBUser on Jul 12, 2010 10:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

Oh...

topics? Dirk is hosting so we’re kind of at the mercy of him. But, I’m sure we’ll cover the things you’d expect that we’ll cover. I’m sure there will be ranting.

by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 12, 2010 10:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

Dirk is hosting, have you no good sense?

"LSJ is jealous that the M’s fans have a sucky team that they can whine and snark about. We’re stuck with a good team in first place." -- Adam Von Marriagesmasher

"I’m gonna go on record here and say a great many things excuse throwing a chair at someone." – D.A. Tron

by WestTxAg06 on Jul 12, 2010 10:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

Touche

"LSJ is jealous that the M’s fans have a sucky team that they can whine and snark about. We’re stuck with a good team in first place." -- Adam Von Marriagesmasher

"I’m gonna go on record here and say a great many things excuse throwing a chair at someone." – D.A. Tron

by WestTxAg06 on Jul 12, 2010 10:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

Baseball?

Is it Rangers centric?

"Hey Sanka, you can pee now... uuummm, too late...."
This used to be links to my websites... But the man got in the way, shut them all down... Damn the man...
Rangers Game Streams ~ Password: LSB123

by FormerLSBUser on Jul 12, 2010 10:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah...

Rangers-centric. But we wouldn’t shy from yelling about other big things.

by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 12, 2010 10:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

Can the intro be you yelling "CLIFF LEE CLIFF LEE CLIFF LEE CLIFF LEE" over and over for about 30 seconds?

"LSJ is jealous that the M’s fans have a sucky team that they can whine and snark about. We’re stuck with a good team in first place." -- Adam Von Marriagesmasher

"I’m gonna go on record here and say a great many things excuse throwing a chair at someone." – D.A. Tron

by WestTxAg06 on Jul 12, 2010 10:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

With your Cliff Lee fixation

And Dirk’s tendencies, there’s going to be a lot of repetition. I’m wondering which we’ll hear more often: The name of our new ace or various genitalia.

http://oursaviorchuck.ytmnd.com/

by Conjunction on Jul 12, 2010 11:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm rooting for the double rainbow song myself.

I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw

by LSJ on Jul 12, 2010 11:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

Is Harden aware that you are looking at other pitchers?

I would hate to think you would hurt him like that after all he’s done for you.

"Ooooh....I want some fucking pancakes!" son of willamos2

by Parman on Jul 12, 2010 5:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

I better hear at least one

Liam Poppins.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Jul 12, 2010 5:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Haha

You aren’t serious, right? Cause this is hilarious

"Hey Sanka, you can pee now... uuummm, too late...."
This used to be links to my websites... But the man got in the way, shut them all down... Damn the man...
Rangers Game Streams ~ Password: LSB123

by FormerLSBUser on Jul 12, 2010 10:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

I think it works

I sent you an email about AIM/skype – let me know – and get it all set up either over lunch or after work.

"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.

Then he grounded out weakly to second.

by WyoRanger on Jul 12, 2010 10:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

I replied

"Hey Sanka, you can pee now... uuummm, too late...."
This used to be links to my websites... But the man got in the way, shut them all down... Damn the man...
Rangers Game Streams ~ Password: LSB123

by FormerLSBUser on Jul 12, 2010 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

I literally did just laugh

Three people in the proximity turned around very confused.

http://oursaviorchuck.ytmnd.com/

by Conjunction on Jul 12, 2010 11:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

This needs to be rec'd more..

so that I don’t forget about it tonight.

by cmkelly29 on Jul 12, 2010 2:20 PM CDT reply actions  

I've got 2 pages of notes

And four varieties of alcohol.
Woo.
Woo.
I’m enthusiastic!

http://oursaviorchuck.ytmnd.com/

by Conjunction on Jul 12, 2010 8:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Getting ready to burn the house down mother fuckers

With our voices…

"Hey Sanka, you can pee now... uuummm, too late...."
This used to be links to my websites... But the man got in the way, shut them all down... Damn the man...
Rangers Game Streams ~ Password: LSB123

by FormerLSBUser on Jul 12, 2010 9:33 PM CDT reply actions  

woot

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
"HE GETS THE GODDAM CLEAT" by philkid3

by jam0152 on Jul 12, 2010 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

is that even physically possible?

Are you Gene Simmons?

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2010 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

I would be

If I was using my love gun

"Hey Sanka, you can pee now... uuummm, too late...."
This used to be links to my websites... But the man got in the way, shut them all down... Damn the man...
Rangers Game Streams ~ Password: LSB123

by FormerLSBUser on Jul 12, 2010 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Role Models

genius.
(and yes, I know it’s a KISS song)

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2010 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

naked pictures of Bea Arthur?

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2010 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jenny Finch

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition)
And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56 on Jul 9, 2010 9:43 PM CDT
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jul 12, 2010 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gina?

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2010 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Claudia

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition)
And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56 on Jul 9, 2010 9:43 PM CDT
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jul 12, 2010 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Anybody still buffering?

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition)
And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56 on Jul 9, 2010 9:43 PM CDT
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jul 12, 2010 10:01 PM CDT reply actions  

same

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
"HE GETS THE GODDAM CLEAT" by philkid3

by jam0152 on Jul 12, 2010 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Si

"There's really no way of knowing... Sometimes when I see their big eyes looking up from my lap I think, that's definitely a homeless guy in a fur coat." Betty White on SNL

by Pocket Ninja on Jul 12, 2010 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

yep

"Don't confuse the outcome that a decision produces with the intelligence that went into making that decision."--Tony LaRussa

by Hard8 on Jul 12, 2010 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

yessir

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2010 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

yup

"You want to give me poo poo?" - Josh Lewin 7/1/2009

by TXRangersFan on Jul 12, 2010 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yepper

It's "Ode to Joy," from the Ninth Symphony. - Josh Garoon

by jackanape on Jul 12, 2010 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

go here

Click play

http://www.blogtalkradio.com/lsbradio

"Hey Sanka, you can pee now... uuummm, too late...."
This used to be links to my websites... But the man got in the way, shut them all down... Damn the man...
Rangers Game Streams ~ Password: LSB123

by FormerLSBUser on Jul 12, 2010 10:03 PM CDT reply actions  

works!

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
"HE GETS THE GODDAM CLEAT" by philkid3

by jam0152 on Jul 12, 2010 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Awesome

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition)
And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56 on Jul 9, 2010 9:43 PM CDT
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jul 12, 2010 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Petty?

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2010 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Chuck's theme song

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition)
And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56 on Jul 9, 2010 9:43 PM CDT
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jul 12, 2010 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't remember it was in one of the threads

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition)
And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56 on Jul 9, 2010 9:43 PM CDT
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jul 12, 2010 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Think he should've gone with something a little more visceral

“If you want blood” – AC/DC

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2010 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

DONT DO THIS!

"Hey Sanka, you can pee now... uuummm, too late...."
This used to be links to my websites... But the man got in the way, shut them all down... Damn the man...
Rangers Game Streams ~ Password: LSB123

by FormerLSBUser on Jul 12, 2010 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

So...

anyone else think Tom Petty’s incredibly overrated?

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
"HE GETS THE GODDAM CLEAT" by philkid3

by jam0152 on Jul 12, 2010 10:05 PM CDT reply actions  

mind your tongue

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2010 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

heh

guess not…

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
"HE GETS THE GODDAM CLEAT" by philkid3

by jam0152 on Jul 12, 2010 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Craziest post ever.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Jul 12, 2010 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

*raises hand*

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Dave Barnett

by TXHC on Jul 14, 2010 12:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

ITS FIXED!

Use the player in the FanPost

"Hey Sanka, you can pee now... uuummm, too late...."
This used to be links to my websites... But the man got in the way, shut them all down... Damn the man...
Rangers Game Streams ~ Password: LSB123

by FormerLSBUser on Jul 12, 2010 10:06 PM CDT reply actions  

its working for me

"Don't confuse the outcome that a decision produces with the intelligence that went into making that decision."--Tony LaRussa

by Hard8 on Jul 12, 2010 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Still no worky! Fuckin' Linux I suspect.

It's "Ode to Joy," from the Ninth Symphony. - Josh Garoon

by jackanape on Jul 12, 2010 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

DOS attack

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition)
And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56 on Jul 9, 2010 9:43 PM CDT
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jul 12, 2010 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sounds sexy...

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
"HE GETS THE GODDAM CLEAT" by philkid3

by jam0152 on Jul 12, 2010 10:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Give Claudia a shout out

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition)
And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56 on Jul 9, 2010 9:43 PM CDT
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jul 12, 2010 10:08 PM CDT reply actions  

ditto

Godwin's Law Version 2.0 (Rangers Edition)
"As a Ranger discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Danks, Volquez, or Young approaches one."

by LBBRangerFan on Jul 12, 2010 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

new version of "trashcan punch"?

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2010 10:09 PM CDT reply actions  

I just caught the tale end of the everclear thing

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition)
And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56 on Jul 9, 2010 9:43 PM CDT
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jul 12, 2010 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was always a 151 kind of drinker in college.

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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2010 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

TooLegit sounds young. Very young

Michael Cera should totally play you in the film version

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by Hard8 on Jul 12, 2010 10:09 PM CDT reply actions  

"baby making" song....

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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2010 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

21

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"You know what would be funny? If Michael included:

"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."-cmkelly29 on the night of the Michael Young speech.

by TooLegitToQuit on Jul 12, 2010 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Zag - nuts

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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2010 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

you graduate from college, you drink good liquor

Ciroc, Grey Goose, Crown, etc….

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2010 10:10 PM CDT reply actions  

Except Josey he drinks beer from a cooler, probably natty light

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition)
And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56 on Jul 9, 2010 9:43 PM CDT
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jul 12, 2010 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Beast

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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2010 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

coors light fool.

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"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jul 12, 2010 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is how I roll.

But I’m not a college grad so…

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by TXHC on Jul 12, 2010 11:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not above McCormicks

but it don’t drink any freakin high school stuff like Gatorade and everclear. that’s pretty damn funny

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
"HE GETS THE GODDAM CLEAT" by philkid3

by jam0152 on Jul 12, 2010 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

you should go Sobieski if you like McCormicks

same price, but distilled 5 times…..

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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2010 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

STBF

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition)
And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56 on Jul 9, 2010 9:43 PM CDT
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jul 12, 2010 10:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Whoa Whoa Whoa

Lewin’s kid might be listening

"You want to give me poo poo?" - Josh Lewin 7/1/2009

by TXRangersFan on Jul 12, 2010 10:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Oh, so we can use X-rated language?

I’m calling in about Hicks now…

Matt (Denver, CO): Congratulations, I heard you won a gold glove!
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by SCDP on Jul 12, 2010 10:11 PM CDT reply actions  

do it.

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by Ryin A on Jul 12, 2010 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

bazinga

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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2010 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

at least the candidates

Live in Oregon. Grew up in Arlington. Will always love the Rangers

by TheDutchOven on Jul 12, 2010 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

It was just terrible.

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
"HE GETS THE GODDAM CLEAT" by philkid3

by jam0152 on Jul 12, 2010 10:12 PM CDT reply actions  

Also,

Unacceptable

"There's really no way of knowing... Sometimes when I see their big eyes looking up from my lap I think, that's definitely a homeless guy in a fur coat." Betty White on SNL

by Pocket Ninja on Jul 12, 2010 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

TooLegit...

On the short-wave from Warsaw – circa 1938.

It's "Ode to Joy," from the Ninth Symphony. - Josh Garoon

by jackanape on Jul 12, 2010 10:12 PM CDT reply actions  

hahahah

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition)
And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56 on Jul 9, 2010 9:43 PM CDT
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jul 12, 2010 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Castle Wolfenstein

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2010 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Holy crap. You remember that too?

It's "Ode to Joy," from the Ninth Symphony. - Josh Garoon

by jackanape on Jul 12, 2010 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wolfenstein was THE SHIT!

Hitler carrying two miniguns as the last boss = awesome.

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aqua on Jul 12, 2010 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

How do you not remember the greatness of Wolfenstein.

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"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2010 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

When I was a kid, our preacher's son and I were best friends

We’d play Wolfenstein every Sunday after church on the computer in the church office.

Good times.

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by WestTxAg06 on Jul 13, 2010 8:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not scared of the BoSox

3 day All Star Break and the best they can throw in game one is Wakefield? Here comes another SB record.

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by Hard8 on Jul 12, 2010 10:12 PM CDT reply actions  

Should be a track meet if we can get on the bases.

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by Aqua on Jul 12, 2010 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hope

Ben and Skin are looking over their collective shoulder…..

Didn't anybody tell you how to gracefully disappear in a room

by red shoe ranger on Jul 12, 2010 10:12 PM CDT reply actions  

or Greggo and Witt.

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"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2010 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Greggo

still appears to have something. The problem with The Fan will always be the format(hey…give us a call, txt us so we can read it on air, 4 subjects going on at once, etc,)

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by red shoe ranger on Jul 12, 2010 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not a fan of "Hot Gross Girl," eh?

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by Aqua on Jul 12, 2010 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

nope, not anymore.

he pissed his career away, I have no remorse for him.

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"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2010 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ok

This might be fun but I honestly don’t want to hear about the Orioles series anymore. But good idea and should keep doing it. PM’s a good host and Too Legit isn’t bad either. Nobody is afraid of the mic.

(Use real first names at least)

by ab03 on Jul 12, 2010 10:13 PM CDT reply actions  

this is great...

how long do these guys have to stretch this out?

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
"HE GETS THE GODDAM CLEAT" by philkid3

by jam0152 on Jul 12, 2010 10:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Lab

"There's really no way of knowing... Sometimes when I see their big eyes looking up from my lap I think, that's definitely a homeless guy in a fur coat." Betty White on SNL

by Pocket Ninja on Jul 12, 2010 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Did someone just get run over?

"There's really no way of knowing... Sometimes when I see their big eyes looking up from my lap I think, that's definitely a homeless guy in a fur coat." Betty White on SNL

by Pocket Ninja on Jul 12, 2010 10:13 PM CDT reply actions  

is there a dog fight going on in the background?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jul 12, 2010 10:14 PM CDT reply actions  

Too Legit is laying low at vick's pad.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2010 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

shit the bed cout now at 3

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
"HE GETS THE GODDAM CLEAT" by philkid3

by jam0152 on Jul 12, 2010 10:14 PM CDT reply actions  

STBF not the real thing

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition)
And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56 on Jul 9, 2010 9:43 PM CDT
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jul 12, 2010 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

whoa

the technical roller coaster is great fun

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
"HE GETS THE GODDAM CLEAT" by philkid3

by jam0152 on Jul 12, 2010 10:15 PM CDT reply actions  

SHIT THE FUCKING BED!

"Hey Sanka, you can pee now... uuummm, too late...."
This used to be links to my websites... But the man got in the way, shut them all down... Damn the man...
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by FormerLSBUser on Jul 12, 2010 10:15 PM CDT reply actions  

And if Michael Cera is busy

then maybe Grubes can play the part

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by Hard8 on Jul 12, 2010 10:15 PM CDT reply actions  

too fat.

you’re thinking Jonah Hill, perhaps?

love ya, shoopy.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2010 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's a Molina!

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition)
And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56 on Jul 9, 2010 9:43 PM CDT
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jul 12, 2010 10:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Say something that hasn't already been said, like, a billion times already? Just a thought.

STBF count now at 5.

It's "Ode to Joy," from the Ninth Symphony. - Josh Garoon

by jackanape on Jul 12, 2010 10:16 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

You assholes are competing with me. THIS WILL NOT STAND.

I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called, The Bus That couldn't Slow Down.
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by Maximilian on Jul 12, 2010 10:16 PM CDT reply actions  

There ain't enough room on LSB for 2 radio shows.

Format be damned!

I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called, The Bus That couldn't Slow Down.
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by Maximilian on Jul 12, 2010 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

If ya do one over at TCU...

I’ll come by and be your co-host

Matt (Denver, CO): Congratulations, I heard you won a gold glove!
Klaw (1:18 PM) : Thanks, I had a great year at the plate!
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by SCDP on Jul 12, 2010 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Eh, I can't really talk about sports for too long on air.

I like listening occasionally, but there’d be too much prep involved. I just like to play music and jam out in Moudy South while no one is around.

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by Maximilian on Jul 12, 2010 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Poor Bengie.

He didn’t call for that change, Neffy demanded it.

Of course, Bengie does indeed suck these days. And Treanor. And Salty. And Tea.

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by DShep on Jul 12, 2010 10:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Max?

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2010 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Josey

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition)
And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56 on Jul 9, 2010 9:43 PM CDT
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jul 12, 2010 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

where's kinslerhomer when we need him?

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2010 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

nobody so far

"Hey Sanka, you can pee now... uuummm, too late...."
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by FormerLSBUser on Jul 12, 2010 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

i'm too d'd

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jul 12, 2010 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

benji molina

is just so fat…………… he will ruin our season
nice logic lol

by blueballlefty on Jul 12, 2010 10:17 PM CDT reply actions  

pray for injury.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2010 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Molina is so fat....

that MLB insists that he takes up 2 roster spots on the 25 man.

by secretagentwd40 on Jul 12, 2010 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

not bad, not bad....

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2010 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

we should start our own line of

Benjie Molina is so fat, (insert punchline)

by secretagentwd40 on Jul 12, 2010 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

too easy.....

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2010 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

All kidding aside, SSS talk?

It's "Ode to Joy," from the Ninth Symphony. - Josh Garoon

by jackanape on Jul 12, 2010 10:18 PM CDT reply actions  

still don't know that one. I'm ashamed.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2010 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Small Sample Size.

It's "Ode to Joy," from the Ninth Symphony. - Josh Garoon

by jackanape on Jul 12, 2010 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

PM

is proving to have something…..

Wyo as well. It’s time to bail on TooLegit

Didn't anybody tell you how to gracefully disappear in a room

by red shoe ranger on Jul 12, 2010 10:18 PM CDT reply actions  

SSS

Give him some time! PM sounds the most professional so far, but hes got some experience.

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by DShep on Jul 12, 2010 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

yup

he seems to b picking up steam.

Didn't anybody tell you how to gracefully disappear in a room

by red shoe ranger on Jul 12, 2010 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not going to rip anything y'all do

It’s a new venture. You are taking a chance. Not everything will be awesome in the first installment. I’m enjoying it and appreciate your efforts.

And your courage.

"Don't confuse the outcome that a decision produces with the intelligence that went into making that decision."--Tony LaRussa

by Hard8 on Jul 12, 2010 10:18 PM CDT reply actions  

is it me or

does Wyo sound like a computer

by blueballlefty on Jul 12, 2010 10:18 PM CDT reply actions  

nope, just an older gentleman

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2010 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dude - I'm in my mid 30s - that's not old or older. Although I've always sounded like my dad

"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.

Then he grounded out weakly to second.

by WyoRanger on Jul 13, 2010 6:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

I didn't think you came off as a geezer.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Dave Barnett

by TXHC on Jul 14, 2010 12:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

ha

I want the new iPhone 4.

Didn't anybody tell you how to gracefully disappear in a room

by red shoe ranger on Jul 12, 2010 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

EVO, baby.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2010 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Does

it have the wifi’s?

Didn't anybody tell you how to gracefully disappear in a room

by red shoe ranger on Jul 12, 2010 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

dunno, good question.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2010 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sure are a lot of new/old faces in here tonight....

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2010 10:19 PM CDT reply actions  

JEFF WOO WOO TALK

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition)
And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56 on Jul 9, 2010 9:43 PM CDT
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jul 12, 2010 10:19 PM CDT reply actions  

WooWoo...

lol.

"No nuts, no glory"

by coolaid on Jul 12, 2010 10:19 PM CDT reply actions  

WyoRanger, you rock. Ef WooWoo. Don't fall for the trap.

It's "Ode to Joy," from the Ninth Symphony. - Josh Garoon

by jackanape on Jul 12, 2010 10:19 PM CDT reply actions  

We

It's "Ode to Joy," from the Ninth Symphony. - Josh Garoon

by jackanape on Jul 12, 2010 10:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Bitches, call in

1 (347) 215-6611

"Hey Sanka, you can pee now... uuummm, too late...."
This used to be links to my websites... But the man got in the way, shut them all down... Damn the man...
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by FormerLSBUser on Jul 12, 2010 10:20 PM CDT reply actions  

new here

not being a dick, but am I listening to people with credentials or is this basically me listening to my buddies talk about the rangers?

by ed carter on Jul 12, 2010 10:20 PM CDT reply actions  

yes and yes

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2010 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

quit

being a dick, you jackass!

Didn't anybody tell you how to gracefully disappear in a room

by red shoe ranger on Jul 12, 2010 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Buddies...

Except Wyo know his shit about bankruptcy

"Hey Sanka, you can pee now... uuummm, too late...."
This used to be links to my websites... But the man got in the way, shut them all down... Damn the man...
Rangers Game Streams ~ Password: LSB123

by FormerLSBUser on Jul 12, 2010 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's LSB....

In Radio Format

Matt (Denver, CO): Congratulations, I heard you won a gold glove!
Klaw (1:18 PM) : Thanks, I had a great year at the plate!
I think Jason Heyward is ready to be promoted to the AL. He’s mastered the NL - Matthew Carruth

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by SCDP on Jul 12, 2010 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

and it's the maiden voyage....

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2010 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

WyoRanger is a bankruptcy lawyer

but other than that – friends. But probably more knowledgeable than your friends

by ab03 on Jul 12, 2010 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

heh

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jul 12, 2010 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

This

It's "Ode to Joy," from the Ninth Symphony. - Josh Garoon

by jackanape on Jul 12, 2010 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

And more knowledgeable than my friends

Or most of them. I am “real life” friends with a couple of other LSB visitors. They are the only 3 or 4 people I choose to discuss baseball with in real life.

"Don't confuse the outcome that a decision produces with the intelligence that went into making that decision."--Tony LaRussa

by Hard8 on Jul 12, 2010 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

But it's better than ANYTHING you would hear on sports radio

They are appealing to us, the hardcore fan. Not the lowest common denominator like Leslie in Burleson

"Don't confuse the outcome that a decision produces with the intelligence that went into making that decision."--Tony LaRussa

by Hard8 on Jul 12, 2010 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

20 minutes in....

And already its better than anything I’ve heard on The Fan

Matt (Denver, CO): Congratulations, I heard you won a gold glove!
Klaw (1:18 PM) : Thanks, I had a great year at the plate!
I think Jason Heyward is ready to be promoted to the AL. He’s mastered the NL - Matthew Carruth

Now Taking Suggestions for New Username

by SCDP on Jul 12, 2010 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

or John in Plano?

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2010 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

greatness

"Don't confuse the outcome that a decision produces with the intelligence that went into making that decision."--Tony LaRussa

by Hard8 on Jul 12, 2010 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

or Paul in, uh......

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2010 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Maiden Voyage but really pretty good so far

Since it is basically three guys sitting at a bar talking Rangers. I like it.

Godwin's Law Version 2.0 (Rangers Edition)
"As a Ranger discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Danks, Volquez, or Young approaches one."

by LBBRangerFan on Jul 12, 2010 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm a buddy with some credentials

Who hopes to acquires credentials with greater frequency so he can spread the knowledge to the masses.

http://oursaviorchuck.ytmnd.com/

by Conjunction on Jul 15, 2010 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

TooLegit

Holliday or Halliday? Google it.

Didn't anybody tell you how to gracefully disappear in a room

by red shoe ranger on Jul 12, 2010 10:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Que? Google?

It's "Ode to Joy," from the Ninth Symphony. - Josh Garoon

by jackanape on Jul 12, 2010 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Or, flam-perdiddles

It's "Ode to Joy," from the Ninth Symphony. - Josh Garoon

by jackanape on Jul 12, 2010 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

you mean...

paradiddles?

Crap, now I’m ready to go on a drum corps rant. And I’m not seeing any of that live this year.

by ftwdrummer on Jul 12, 2010 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Duly noted. Fuck Linux keyboard mapping.

It's "Ode to Joy," from the Ninth Symphony. - Josh Garoon

by jackanape on Jul 12, 2010 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

And my inability to fix it. Fuck Linux.

It's "Ode to Joy," from the Ninth Symphony. - Josh Garoon

by jackanape on Jul 12, 2010 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

McGriddles

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition)
And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56 on Jul 9, 2010 9:43 PM CDT
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jul 12, 2010 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Wyo!!!! There ya go!!!! Work blue, buddy!!!!

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2010 10:24 PM CDT reply actions  

Heh

It's "Ode to Joy," from the Ninth Symphony. - Josh Garoon

by jackanape on Jul 12, 2010 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's exactly why I'm anonymous

I work in blue in a lot.

"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.

Then he grounded out weakly to second.

by WyoRanger on Jul 13, 2010 12:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

mexican beer and whiskey?

you’re gonna hate that in the mornin…..

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2010 10:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Come on you had to ask Conjunction what was his function

Godwin's Law Version 2.0 (Rangers Edition)
"As a Ranger discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Danks, Volquez, or Young approaches one."

by LBBRangerFan on Jul 12, 2010 10:25 PM CDT reply actions  

conjunction with some fresh legs here...

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
"HE GETS THE GODDAM CLEAT" by philkid3

by jam0152 on Jul 12, 2010 10:25 PM CDT reply actions  

ooo there you go

coat hanger dipped in acid….

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
"HE GETS THE GODDAM CLEAT" by philkid3

by jam0152 on Jul 12, 2010 10:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Whoever called in

Hold on, we are getting to you

"Hey Sanka, you can pee now... uuummm, too late...."
This used to be links to my websites... But the man got in the way, shut them all down... Damn the man...
Rangers Game Streams ~ Password: LSB123

by FormerLSBUser on Jul 12, 2010 10:25 PM CDT reply actions  

having a few notes in front of you

isn’t a terrible idea

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
"HE GETS THE GODDAM CLEAT" by philkid3

by jam0152 on Jul 12, 2010 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Eh, it can lead to rambling.

I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called, The Bus That couldn't Slow Down.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!

by Maximilian on Jul 12, 2010 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

As we can tell from your Fanposts

"LSJ is jealous that the M’s fans have a sucky team that they can whine and snark about. We’re stuck with a good team in first place." -- Adam Von Marriagesmasher

"I’m gonna go on record here and say a great many things excuse throwing a chair at someone." – D.A. Tron

by WestTxAg06 on Jul 13, 2010 8:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

Are Josh Lewin's kids listening?

"Don't confuse the outcome that a decision produces with the intelligence that went into making that decision."--Tony LaRussa

by Hard8 on Jul 12, 2010 10:26 PM CDT reply actions  

how do you know?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jul 12, 2010 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

We are getting there

Shit.

"Hey Sanka, you can pee now... uuummm, too late...."
This used to be links to my websites... But the man got in the way, shut them all down... Damn the man...
Rangers Game Streams ~ Password: LSB123

by FormerLSBUser on Jul 12, 2010 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

bah-nah ba ba baaa

I’m lovin’ it.

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
"HE GETS THE GODDAM CLEAT" by philkid3

by jam0152 on Jul 12, 2010 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

you're doing good, chief.

maiden voyage, just keep telling yourself that.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2010 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Keep it up. Keep workin' it. It'll fly.

It's "Ode to Joy," from the Ninth Symphony. - Josh Garoon

by jackanape on Jul 12, 2010 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Can we get...

a guest appearance by goET in character as TagDon’tTweet?

by ftwdrummer on Jul 12, 2010 10:27 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

this

"You want to give me poo poo?" - Josh Lewin 7/1/2009

by TXRangersFan on Jul 12, 2010 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

too schticky

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2010 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'll just call in

"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar

by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 12, 2010 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

hey-o!!!!

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2010 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

You should just call in...

And say Cliff Lee’s name 50 times and then hang up

Matt (Denver, CO): Congratulations, I heard you won a gold glove!
Klaw (1:18 PM) : Thanks, I had a great year at the plate!
I think Jason Heyward is ready to be promoted to the AL. He’s mastered the NL - Matthew Carruth

Now Taking Suggestions for New Username

by SCDP on Jul 12, 2010 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

it's like that one SummerSlam

when the Undertaker faced off against, the Undertaker?!

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2010 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

That was epic

Nevermind that Brian Lee was 4 inches shorter than Mark Callaway. We won’t worry about that.

"Don't confuse the outcome that a decision produces with the intelligence that went into making that decision."--Tony LaRussa

by Hard8 on Jul 12, 2010 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

lies

horrible lies.

http://oursaviorchuck.ytmnd.com/

by Conjunction on Jul 12, 2010 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

wha?

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2010 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

are you a member of AA or MADD?

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2010 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Call in, dammit.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Jul 12, 2010 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

seriously...pimp that blog of your orange.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jul 12, 2010 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

sounds good.....

keep it up.

Robots, please.

by b.pate on Jul 12, 2010 10:30 PM CDT reply actions  

i like this guy, he came prepared.

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!

by ElMerkoMuffley on Jul 12, 2010 10:31 PM CDT reply actions  

nope, conjunction isn't segwaying it like bobby does.....

these ain’t run on sentences, bub.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2010 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

nope......

Bob would ask a 3 minute question once in a while.

Robots, please.

by b.pate on Jul 12, 2010 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

I forget

who’s this been going on and on here? He’s well prepared. Sounds good.

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
"HE GETS THE GODDAM CLEAT" by philkid3

by jam0152 on Jul 12, 2010 10:31 PM CDT reply actions  

conjunction

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2010 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Who's talking right now?

Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year.
He declined to accept the award as to not show up his fellow rookies. Incentives earned from being named ROY were donated to a local charity. He did not report this donation on his tax return.

by octoberty on Jul 12, 2010 10:32 PM CDT reply actions  

Conjunction

"Hey Sanka, you can pee now... uuummm, too late...."
This used to be links to my websites... But the man got in the way, shut them all down... Damn the man...
Rangers Game Streams ~ Password: LSB123

by FormerLSBUser on Jul 12, 2010 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think it's conjuction

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
"HE GETS THE GODDAM CLEAT" by philkid3

by jam0152 on Jul 12, 2010 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

conjunction is bringing the heat.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jul 12, 2010 10:32 PM CDT reply actions  

hot. sports. opinions.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2010 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

no shit

"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar

by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 12, 2010 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

entranced is the word

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
"HE GETS THE GODDAM CLEAT" by philkid3

by jam0152 on Jul 12, 2010 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

We want Orange!!!

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Jul 12, 2010 10:33 PM CDT reply actions  

Good response to Conj.

Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year.
He declined to accept the award as to not show up his fellow rookies. Incentives earned from being named ROY were donated to a local charity. He did not report this donation on his tax return.

by octoberty on Jul 12, 2010 10:33 PM CDT reply actions  

WOO WOO

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition)
And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56 on Jul 9, 2010 9:43 PM CDT
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jul 12, 2010 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL AMBIEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jul 12, 2010 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

haha

Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year.
He declined to accept the award as to not show up his fellow rookies. Incentives earned from being named ROY were donated to a local charity. He did not report this donation on his tax return.

by octoberty on Jul 12, 2010 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeeeeah, totally dude!

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
"HE GETS THE GODDAM CLEAT" by philkid3

by jam0152 on Jul 12, 2010 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bring it muthafucka!!!!

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Jul 12, 2010 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

cmkelly29 - definitely HIGH!

It's "Ode to Joy," from the Ninth Symphony. - Josh Garoon

by jackanape on Jul 12, 2010 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm embarrassed with my performance thus far.

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"You know what would be funny? If Michael included:

"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."-cmkelly29 on the night of the Michael Young speech.

by TooLegitToQuit on Jul 12, 2010 10:34 PM CDT reply actions  

don't fucking worry about it,

just relax and have fun with it. you’ll be fine.

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!

by ElMerkoMuffley on Jul 12, 2010 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks, guy.

Haven’t done this in awhile.

I apologize, guys.

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"You know what would be funny? If Michael included:

"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."-cmkelly29 on the night of the Michael Young speech.

by TooLegitToQuit on Jul 12, 2010 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't do that.

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
"HE GETS THE GODDAM CLEAT" by philkid3

by jam0152 on Jul 12, 2010 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

DONT APOLOGIZE

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jul 12, 2010 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

FUCK YOU, BITCHES

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"You know what would be funny? If Michael included:

"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."-cmkelly29 on the night of the Michael Young speech.

by TooLegitToQuit on Jul 12, 2010 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL!!!!!

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jul 12, 2010 10:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Whoa, huh? This trade is a loss - in terms of value? Huh?

It's "Ode to Joy," from the Ninth Symphony. - Josh Garoon

by jackanape on Jul 12, 2010 10:34 PM CDT reply actions  

First caller!!!!

kelly!!!!

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2010 10:34 PM CDT reply actions  

CLAUDIA

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition)
And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56 on Jul 9, 2010 9:43 PM CDT
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jul 12, 2010 10:34 PM CDT reply actions  

he's hammered.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2010 10:34 PM CDT reply actions  

haha, good stuff

Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year.
He declined to accept the award as to not show up his fellow rookies. Incentives earned from being named ROY were donated to a local charity. He did not report this donation on his tax return.

by octoberty on Jul 12, 2010 10:35 PM CDT reply actions  

redefining the words "rolling screenless"

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2010 10:35 PM CDT reply actions  

butt shit.

amazing.

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
"HE GETS THE GODDAM CLEAT" by philkid3

by jam0152 on Jul 12, 2010 10:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Wow....

Kelly bringing the heat

Matt (Denver, CO): Congratulations, I heard you won a gold glove!
Klaw (1:18 PM) : Thanks, I had a great year at the plate!
I think Jason Heyward is ready to be promoted to the AL. He’s mastered the NL - Matthew Carruth

Now Taking Suggestions for New Username

by SCDP on Jul 12, 2010 10:35 PM CDT reply actions  

get that caller a webby or marconi award.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2010 10:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Macaroni neckless?

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition)
And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56 on Jul 9, 2010 9:43 PM CDT
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jul 12, 2010 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

solid

“butt shit”

"You want to give me poo poo?" - Josh Lewin 7/1/2009

by TXRangersFan on Jul 12, 2010 10:35 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm gonna call in as RyinA,

and do a Mel Gibson impersonation.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Jul 12, 2010 10:36 PM CDT reply actions  

DO IT

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition)
And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56 on Jul 9, 2010 9:43 PM CDT
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jul 12, 2010 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fuck man, I was gonna quote Lethal Weapon.

What the fuck is wrong with you, Krautman?

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Jul 12, 2010 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lethal Weapon is the greates movie ever.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jul 12, 2010 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

WyoRanger is the Roger Cossack of bankruptcy proceedings?

"Don't confuse the outcome that a decision produces with the intelligence that went into making that decision."--Tony LaRussa

by Hard8 on Jul 12, 2010 10:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Alright...

Who’s going to be sloppy seconds now?

Matt (Denver, CO): Congratulations, I heard you won a gold glove!
Klaw (1:18 PM) : Thanks, I had a great year at the plate!
I think Jason Heyward is ready to be promoted to the AL. He’s mastered the NL - Matthew Carruth

Now Taking Suggestions for New Username

by SCDP on Jul 12, 2010 10:36 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm 21, Irish.

And that was my german sheppard barking. Heh

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"You know what would be funny? If Michael included:

"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."-cmkelly29 on the night of the Michael Young speech.

by TooLegitToQuit on Jul 12, 2010 10:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Not an Irish setter?

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition)
And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56 on Jul 9, 2010 9:43 PM CDT
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jul 12, 2010 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

calm down, junior.

we’re just bustin yer balls.

good to seen the GEN-Y Rangers contingent is loud n proud.

job well done.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2010 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's cool. Heh

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"You know what would be funny? If Michael included:

"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."-cmkelly29 on the night of the Michael Young speech.

by TooLegitToQuit on Jul 12, 2010 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

something about butt shit

"You want to give me poo poo?" - Josh Lewin 7/1/2009

by TXRangersFan on Jul 12, 2010 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

NO GINA CARANO TALK???

What is wrong with u?

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"You know what would be funny? If Michael included:

"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."-cmkelly29 on the night of the Michael Young speech.

by TooLegitToQuit on Jul 12, 2010 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

he dropped a Gina.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2010 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

That was me. Heh

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"You know what would be funny? If Michael included:

"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."-cmkelly29 on the night of the Michael Young speech.

by TooLegitToQuit on Jul 12, 2010 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

im walking ambien man..

I wasn’t going to say any straight/

by cmkelly29 on Jul 12, 2010 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

rec

"No nuts, no glory"

by coolaid on Jul 12, 2010 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

butt shit

"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar

by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 12, 2010 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

It was pretty fuckin' impressive.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Jul 12, 2010 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

You threatened President Obama. Look out, dude.

It's "Ode to Joy," from the Ninth Symphony. - Josh Garoon

by jackanape on Jul 12, 2010 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

This

It's "Ode to Joy," from the Ninth Symphony. - Josh Garoon

by jackanape on Jul 12, 2010 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

ha ha ha

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"You know what would be funny? If Michael included:

"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."-cmkelly29 on the night of the Michael Young speech.

by TooLegitToQuit on Jul 12, 2010 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

FACT

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition)
And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56 on Jul 9, 2010 9:43 PM CDT
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jul 12, 2010 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's like staying at a Holiday Inn Select

and then performing open heart surgery…..

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2010 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

You folks are damn nice

"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.

Then he grounded out weakly to second.

by WyoRanger on Jul 12, 2010 11:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

He makes everyone here smarter, if we'll only admit it.

It's "Ode to Joy," from the Ninth Symphony. - Josh Garoon

by jackanape on Jul 12, 2010 10:40 PM CDT reply actions  

fail @ TagDon'tTweet

It's "Ode to Joy," from the Ninth Symphony. - Josh Garoon

by jackanape on Jul 12, 2010 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

ususally i'm doing the failing

"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar

by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 12, 2010 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

goET!

Matt (Denver, CO): Congratulations, I heard you won a gold glove!
Klaw (1:18 PM) : Thanks, I had a great year at the plate!
I think Jason Heyward is ready to be promoted to the AL. He’s mastered the NL - Matthew Carruth

Now Taking Suggestions for New Username

by SCDP on Jul 12, 2010 10:41 PM CDT reply actions  

Beer breaks effing rule.

HEY LOOK, KIDS! IT’S GOET!!!!

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2010 10:41 PM CDT reply actions  

goat

Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year.
He declined to accept the award as to not show up his fellow rookies. Incentives earned from being named ROY were donated to a local charity. He did not report this donation on his tax return.

by octoberty on Jul 12, 2010 10:41 PM CDT reply actions  

/mike e

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition)
And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56 on Jul 9, 2010 9:43 PM CDT
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jul 12, 2010 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

I envisioned goET with bass voice.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition)
And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56 on Jul 9, 2010 9:43 PM CDT
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jul 12, 2010 10:41 PM CDT reply actions  

==============<()

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition)
And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56 on Jul 9, 2010 9:43 PM CDT
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jul 12, 2010 10:41 PM CDT reply actions  

yep

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
"HE GETS THE GODDAM CLEAT" by philkid3

by jam0152 on Jul 12, 2010 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Representin' Denton.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Jul 12, 2010 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

NTSU is proud....NOT

It's "Ode to Joy," from the Ninth Symphony. - Josh Garoon

by jackanape on Jul 12, 2010 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fightin Armadillos

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2010 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

uh...Eagles, thank you.

It's "Ode to Joy," from the Ninth Symphony. - Josh Garoon

by jackanape on Jul 12, 2010 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

940

Denton!

Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year.
He declined to accept the award as to not show up his fellow rookies. Incentives earned from being named ROY were donated to a local charity. He did not report this donation on his tax return.

by octoberty on Jul 12, 2010 10:41 PM CDT reply actions   2 recs

home of the happy hookers!

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2010 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

or WF!

She say she are the manager.

by rockin_rangers on Jul 12, 2010 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

w00t

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jul 12, 2010 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jam sounds like Newberg

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition)
And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56 on Jul 9, 2010 9:43 PM CDT
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jul 12, 2010 10:41 PM CDT reply actions  

yeah, a hammered Newberg

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2010 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

==============<()

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2010 10:41 PM CDT reply actions  

jam is stoned.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jul 12, 2010 10:42 PM CDT reply actions  

Call in, and I'll go shopping with you.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Jul 12, 2010 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

God that shit was hilarious

"Hey Sanka, you can pee now... uuummm, too late...."
This used to be links to my websites... But the man got in the way, shut them all down... Damn the man...
Rangers Game Streams ~ Password: LSB123

by FormerLSBUser on Jul 12, 2010 10:42 PM CDT reply actions  

EVERY NIGHT

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition)
And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56 on Jul 9, 2010 9:43 PM CDT
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jul 12, 2010 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

YES!

She say she are the manager.

by rockin_rangers on Jul 12, 2010 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

more homerun derby talk!

oh wait…

"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar

by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 12, 2010 10:43 PM CDT reply actions  

Marisa Miller!

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition)
And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56 on Jul 9, 2010 9:43 PM CDT
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jul 12, 2010 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

can we please get her and EA in a jello ring, please?

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2010 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

EA sorry I'm out of the loop?

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition)
And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56 on Jul 9, 2010 9:43 PM CDT
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jul 12, 2010 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

erin andrews, homey.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Jul 12, 2010 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

That would freaking legit and Claudia!

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition)
And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56 on Jul 9, 2010 9:43 PM CDT
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jul 12, 2010 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

and Gina referees the whole thing.

clothing optional.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2010 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

tear-away clothing

ie – wife beaters and string bikini bottoms….

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2010 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mike9

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition)
And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56 on Jul 9, 2010 9:43 PM CDT
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jul 12, 2010 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Josey has no voice. He's an automatonic robot.

It's "Ode to Joy," from the Ninth Symphony. - Josh Garoon

by jackanape on Jul 12, 2010 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's Mike E

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition)
And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56 on Jul 9, 2010 9:43 PM CDT
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jul 12, 2010 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rec.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Jul 12, 2010 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was saying Mike E is the bot

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition)
And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56 on Jul 9, 2010 9:43 PM CDT
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jul 12, 2010 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

f-bomb

Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year.
He declined to accept the award as to not show up his fellow rookies. Incentives earned from being named ROY were donated to a local charity. He did not report this donation on his tax return.

by octoberty on Jul 12, 2010 10:44 PM CDT reply actions  

badass

Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year.
He declined to accept the award as to not show up his fellow rookies. Incentives earned from being named ROY were donated to a local charity. He did not report this donation on his tax return.

by octoberty on Jul 12, 2010 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well done

We need to integrate this with the site.

http://oursaviorchuck.ytmnd.com/

by Conjunction on Jul 12, 2010 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Cool

I think I’ll clean it up a bit and upload a replacement

"There's really no way of knowing... Sometimes when I see their big eyes looking up from my lap I think, that's definitely a homeless guy in a fur coat." Betty White on SNL

by Pocket Ninja on Jul 12, 2010 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

heh

I could always throw one in.

"There's really no way of knowing... Sometimes when I see their big eyes looking up from my lap I think, that's definitely a homeless guy in a fur coat." Betty White on SNL

by Pocket Ninja on Jul 12, 2010 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's what she said.

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"You know what would be funny? If Michael included:

"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."-cmkelly29 on the night of the Michael Young speech.

by TooLegitToQuit on Jul 12, 2010 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hawt

"There's really no way of knowing... Sometimes when I see their big eyes looking up from my lap I think, that's definitely a homeless guy in a fur coat." Betty White on SNL

by Pocket Ninja on Jul 12, 2010 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks!

"There's really no way of knowing... Sometimes when I see their big eyes looking up from my lap I think, that's definitely a homeless guy in a fur coat." Betty White on SNL

by Pocket Ninja on Jul 12, 2010 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dude, you've got talent

Well done.

"LSJ is jealous that the M’s fans have a sucky team that they can whine and snark about. We’re stuck with a good team in first place." -- Adam Von Marriagesmasher

"I’m gonna go on record here and say a great many things excuse throwing a chair at someone." – D.A. Tron

by WestTxAg06 on Jul 13, 2010 8:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

the fuck is bad language?

"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar

by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 12, 2010 10:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Sorry if I rambled on

Will do a better job of structuring things next time.

http://oursaviorchuck.ytmnd.com/

by Conjunction on Jul 12, 2010 10:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Let's not use the "S" word

you guys are hitting homeruns all over the park right now

by lost in space on Jul 12, 2010 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

more or less

coat hangers dipped in acid? Maybe more phallic references?

http://oursaviorchuck.ytmnd.com/

by Conjunction on Jul 12, 2010 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

you were good

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jul 12, 2010 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

They're not gonna say your name on the radio.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Jul 12, 2010 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

if I fucking call in they will.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jul 12, 2010 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Do it.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Jul 12, 2010 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

I might

http://oursaviorchuck.ytmnd.com/

by Conjunction on Jul 12, 2010 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

see Scoop....First Sean Bass, now Conjunction.

FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jul 12, 2010 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

You really might be Mayor of Denton someday.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Jul 12, 2010 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Talk slower....

but did well otherwise.

"No nuts, no glory"

by coolaid on Jul 12, 2010 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

agreed

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
"HE GETS THE GODDAM CLEAT" by philkid3

by jam0152 on Jul 12, 2010 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

early nomination for "Line 1" guy - cmkelly

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2010 10:44 PM CDT reply actions  

recurring character/caller on WTDS.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2010 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

it's "Line 4 guy"

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
"HE GETS THE GODDAM CLEAT" by philkid3

by jam0152 on Jul 12, 2010 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

they only have one line, hence the "line 1 guy" tag.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2010 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

May have to revoke that P1

It’s definitely Line 4 guy.

by SaltyDawg on Jul 12, 2010 11:48 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

wtf dude

if you’re really a P1 you’d know it’s Line 4 guy

"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan

by Dirk Diggler on Jul 13, 2010 8:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

Ha, yeah.

Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year.
He declined to accept the award as to not show up his fellow rookies. Incentives earned from being named ROY were donated to a local charity. He did not report this donation on his tax return.

by octoberty on Jul 13, 2010 8:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

Actually

We have three lines, and WYO takes up one, so we have two others…

"Hey Sanka, you can pee now... uuummm, too late...."
This used to be links to my websites... But the man got in the way, shut them all down... Damn the man...
Rangers Game Streams ~ Password: LSB123

by FormerLSBUser on Jul 13, 2010 9:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

Who's talking?

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition)
And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56 on Jul 9, 2010 9:43 PM CDT
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jul 12, 2010 10:45 PM CDT reply actions  

Mark Ganis was

then Wyo.

http://oursaviorchuck.ytmnd.com/

by Conjunction on Jul 12, 2010 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

heh heh

Gaynus….

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2010 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

WYO now.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2010 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's so weird,

I envision Canseco talking right now.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Jul 12, 2010 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sorry before he started, Conjunction?

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition)
And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56 on Jul 9, 2010 9:43 PM CDT
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jul 12, 2010 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

To clarify:

I understand the exclusive bargaining agreement, I was curious as to how Ryan/Greenberg have maneuvered since to avoid it going to auction.

But, I’m stoned and I forgot all that. So I sounded like I did.

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
"HE GETS THE GODDAM CLEAT" by philkid3

by jam0152 on Jul 12, 2010 10:45 PM CDT reply actions  

Caller

Hold on, we need to run through some questions

"Hey Sanka, you can pee now... uuummm, too late...."
This used to be links to my websites... But the man got in the way, shut them all down... Damn the man...
Rangers Game Streams ~ Password: LSB123

by FormerLSBUser on Jul 12, 2010 10:47 PM CDT reply actions  

CLAUDIA

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition)
And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56 on Jul 9, 2010 9:43 PM CDT
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jul 12, 2010 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Icebox

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2010 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Doctor Brown wanted to take out ad time

But he was too creepy to our sales girl.

http://oursaviorchuck.ytmnd.com/

by Conjunction on Jul 12, 2010 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mike Olt asked for ad time to discuss the Make A Wish foundation, but he thought

twice about it and didn’t want the kids to be a distraction.

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"You know what would be funny? If Michael included:

"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."-cmkelly29 on the night of the Michael Young speech.

by TooLegitToQuit on Jul 12, 2010 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

wow...

y’all covered the hour quite well. Once you picked up some steam it was very good radio.

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
"HE GETS THE GODDAM CLEAT" by philkid3

by jam0152 on Jul 12, 2010 10:53 PM CDT reply actions  

We are fucking professionals!

/Christian Bale

http://oursaviorchuck.ytmnd.com/

by Conjunction on Jul 12, 2010 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

What the FUCK are you doing!?

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Dave Barnett

by TXHC on Jul 12, 2010 11:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

best sports talk i've heard in a while

all the rest of the radio heaven forbid that they talk about the Rangers when it’s nothing but baseball season. All summer long and it’s max 25% rangers 60% cowboys and 15% random stuff

by secretagentwd40 on Jul 12, 2010 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ready for the lightning round!?!?!?!?

"Hey Sanka, you can pee now... uuummm, too late...."
This used to be links to my websites... But the man got in the way, shut them all down... Damn the man...
Rangers Game Streams ~ Password: LSB123

by FormerLSBUser on Jul 12, 2010 10:53 PM CDT reply actions  

fire away.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2010 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

I must really like this site and show

Because I hate hate hate bankruptcy talk, yet never tuned away.

"Don't confuse the outcome that a decision produces with the intelligence that went into making that decision."--Tony LaRussa

by Hard8 on Jul 12, 2010 10:54 PM CDT reply actions  

2L2Q

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Jul 12, 2010 10:54 PM CDT reply actions  

CRANE WILL NOT GET IT, he backed out on the Astros

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition)
And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56 on Jul 9, 2010 9:43 PM CDT
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jul 12, 2010 10:54 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm the Mike Wilbon of Broadcast Journalism.

;)

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"You know what would be funny? If Michael included:

"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."-cmkelly29 on the night of the Michael Young speech.

by TooLegitToQuit on Jul 12, 2010 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

at least you're not Stuart Scott.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2010 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Looks awkwardly

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition)
And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56 on Jul 9, 2010 9:43 PM CDT
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jul 12, 2010 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

supposedly MLB is starting to warm up to him now. could be a smoke screen.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2010 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Apparently the dynamics have changed.

Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year.
He declined to accept the award as to not show up his fellow rookies. Incentives earned from being named ROY were donated to a local charity. He did not report this donation on his tax return.

by octoberty on Jul 12, 2010 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Please God....

Please let Wyo be right….

Matt (Denver, CO): Congratulations, I heard you won a gold glove!
Klaw (1:18 PM) : Thanks, I had a great year at the plate!
I think Jason Heyward is ready to be promoted to the AL. He’s mastered the NL - Matthew Carruth

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by SCDP on Jul 12, 2010 10:55 PM CDT reply actions  

I was typing this exactly

"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." -Chuck Morgan speaking for all of us

by drizzle on Jul 12, 2010 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wyo!

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition)
And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56 on Jul 9, 2010 9:43 PM CDT
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jul 12, 2010 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wyo

on the record.

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
"HE GETS THE GODDAM CLEAT" by philkid3

by jam0152 on Jul 12, 2010 10:55 PM CDT reply actions  

I could be wrong

Biggest bankrutcy case I’ve been involved in was worth a lot less than $545MM.

"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.

Then he grounded out weakly to second.

by WyoRanger on Jul 12, 2010 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

You are awesome

Genious.

"Hey Sanka, you can pee now... uuummm, too late...."
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by FormerLSBUser on Jul 12, 2010 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ryin!

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition)
And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56 on Jul 9, 2010 9:43 PM CDT
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jul 12, 2010 10:55 PM CDT reply actions  

what? was i on?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jul 12, 2010 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't know 972 I assumed it was, but it was actually dead air.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition)
And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56 on Jul 9, 2010 9:43 PM CDT
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jul 12, 2010 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

i called in at like 57 after. hung up.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jul 12, 2010 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's Line 1 Guy!

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2010 10:56 PM CDT reply actions  

cmkelly...

awesome.

"No nuts, no glory"

by coolaid on Jul 12, 2010 10:56 PM CDT reply actions  

cmkelly - gary the retard

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2010 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Orange sounds like my voice?

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"You know what would be funny? If Michael included:

"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."-cmkelly29 on the night of the Michael Young speech.

by TooLegitToQuit on Jul 12, 2010 10:56 PM CDT reply actions  

but smaller.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2010 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition)
And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56 on Jul 9, 2010 9:43 PM CDT
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jul 12, 2010 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

PURE GOLD PURE FREAKING GOLD

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition)
And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56 on Jul 9, 2010 9:43 PM CDT
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jul 12, 2010 10:56 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm soooo sorry they gave out your area code

"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." -Chuck Morgan speaking for all of us

by drizzle on Jul 12, 2010 10:56 PM CDT reply actions  

"Jim could you come down and do that thing to the dishwasher to make it work"?

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2010 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Feeling te love from CMKelly.

http://oursaviorchuck.ytmnd.com/

by Conjunction on Jul 12, 2010 10:57 PM CDT reply actions  

orange was fuckin' awesome.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Jul 12, 2010 10:57 PM CDT reply actions  

orange, did you just call to complain?

c’mon man, you’re better than that.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2010 10:57 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm now a P1 for blogtalkradio + LSB

When’s the next broadcast? And please give out with all the Area Codes.

It's "Ode to Joy," from the Ninth Symphony. - Josh Garoon

by jackanape on Jul 12, 2010 10:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Pass!

answer of the night!!!!!

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2010 10:57 PM CDT reply actions  

what the fuck is going on?

this is brilliant.

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
"HE GETS THE GODDAM CLEAT" by philkid3

by jam0152 on Jul 12, 2010 10:57 PM CDT reply actions  

nah.

embrace the chaos.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2010 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

unintentional comedy is the best kind of comedy

"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." -Chuck Morgan speaking for all of us

by drizzle on Jul 12, 2010 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

exactly!

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2010 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm all for it

as long as it’s a 2 hour show. It was down to the last 3 minutes and I was pissed that I had to turn the TV back up.

by lost in space on Jul 12, 2010 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

ladies n gentlemen we have a failed bit warning......

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2010 10:58 PM CDT reply actions  

heh

All the LSB radio hosts pick the Rangers to make the playoffs. I like it.

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
"HE GETS THE GODDAM CLEAT" by philkid3

by jam0152 on Jul 12, 2010 10:59 PM CDT reply actions  

Damn homers...

Matt (Denver, CO): Congratulations, I heard you won a gold glove!
Klaw (1:18 PM) : Thanks, I had a great year at the plate!
I think Jason Heyward is ready to be promoted to the AL. He’s mastered the NL - Matthew Carruth

Now Taking Suggestions for New Username

by SCDP on Jul 12, 2010 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

hehZ

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition)
And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56 on Jul 9, 2010 9:43 PM CDT
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jul 12, 2010 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

cry

I feel like I did after the 2nd Baltimore game.
Seriously, though… noted.

http://oursaviorchuck.ytmnd.com/

by Conjunction on Jul 12, 2010 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

heh

your well prepared and seem intelligent, but may need to condense a little thats all

by blueballlefty on Jul 12, 2010 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is awesome. More awesomer than "Drop-page" radio.

It's "Ode to Joy," from the Ninth Symphony. - Josh Garoon

by jackanape on Jul 12, 2010 10:59 PM CDT reply actions  

Think the musers might cover this at 7:50 on friday?

If they weren’t on vacation.

http://oursaviorchuck.ytmnd.com/

by Conjunction on Jul 12, 2010 10:59 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

you'd have a better shot at Bob n dan covering it.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2010 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mike E needs to be a caller next tine

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition)
And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56 on Jul 9, 2010 9:43 PM CDT
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jul 12, 2010 10:59 PM CDT reply actions  

heh

"There's really no way of knowing... Sometimes when I see their big eyes looking up from my lap I think, that's definitely a homeless guy in a fur coat." Betty White on SNL

by Pocket Ninja on Jul 12, 2010 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

We can't understand binary code

Matt (Denver, CO): Congratulations, I heard you won a gold glove!
Klaw (1:18 PM) : Thanks, I had a great year at the plate!
I think Jason Heyward is ready to be promoted to the AL. He’s mastered the NL - Matthew Carruth

Now Taking Suggestions for New Username

by SCDP on Jul 12, 2010 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

No

/Mike E

"LSJ is jealous that the M’s fans have a sucky team that they can whine and snark about. We’re stuck with a good team in first place." -- Adam Von Marriagesmasher

"I’m gonna go on record here and say a great many things excuse throwing a chair at someone." – D.A. Tron

by WestTxAg06 on Jul 13, 2010 8:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

Wait, what?

I dont get it

"Hey Sanka, you can pee now... uuummm, too late...."
This used to be links to my websites... But the man got in the way, shut them all down... Damn the man...
Rangers Game Streams ~ Password: LSB123

by FormerLSBUser on Jul 12, 2010 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dirk's party!

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition)
And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56 on Jul 9, 2010 9:43 PM CDT
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jul 12, 2010 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

hehz

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition)
And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56 on Jul 9, 2010 9:43 PM CDT
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jul 12, 2010 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think you just answered your own question.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Dave Barnett

by TXHC on Jul 13, 2010 12:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

Damn it, too bad Leuke's not in Frisco anymore.

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aqua on Jul 13, 2010 12:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

Mariners didn't know that little tid-bit of golden nugget info

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition)
And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56 on Jul 9, 2010 9:43 PM CDT
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jul 13, 2010 12:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

That's dumb. A google search would have told them in about five seconds.

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aqua on Jul 13, 2010 12:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

It is the Mariners we are talking about here

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition)
And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56 on Jul 9, 2010 9:43 PM CDT
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jul 13, 2010 12:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

But we better get

a fucking mention… bitch. I love you.

"Hey Sanka, you can pee now... uuummm, too late...."
This used to be links to my websites... But the man got in the way, shut them all down... Damn the man...
Rangers Game Streams ~ Password: LSB123

by FormerLSBUser on Jul 12, 2010 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sorry about the Pass segment, my dogs were fighting.

Heh

Life of a college kid.

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"You know what would be funny? If Michael included:

"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."-cmkelly29 on the night of the Michael Young speech.

by TooLegitToQuit on Jul 12, 2010 11:00 PM CDT reply actions  

I want in on the action.

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
"HE GETS THE GODDAM CLEAT" by philkid3

by jam0152 on Jul 12, 2010 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Shoulda put them on the air.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Dave Barnett

by TXHC on Jul 13, 2010 12:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

Vlassic Dills, WTF?!

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2010 11:00 PM CDT reply actions  

My thoughts exactly, guess they are paying hte bills

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition)
And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56 on Jul 9, 2010 9:43 PM CDT
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jul 12, 2010 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Let me tell you this.

I love this radio show. How the fuck could you not like this? All Rangers’ baseball, all the fucking time.

"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar

by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 12, 2010 11:00 PM CDT reply actions  

It will not remain this way

I do not think. We will rant about bad movies and the DUST chip on another show.

http://oursaviorchuck.ytmnd.com/

by Conjunction on Jul 12, 2010 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah, but for tonight, it was.

and it was phenomenal

"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar

by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 12, 2010 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Cool stuff, I'll call in a later show

You totally missed the “IM SOOO SOORRRRRY” joke btw

Check out my webcomic - Fanatics

by DShep on Jul 12, 2010 11:01 PM CDT reply actions  

What?

"Hey Sanka, you can pee now... uuummm, too late...."
This used to be links to my websites... But the man got in the way, shut them all down... Damn the man...
Rangers Game Streams ~ Password: LSB123

by FormerLSBUser on Jul 12, 2010 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

heh nothing

There was a bit around here saying"Im sooooooooo sorry" iorange because some random guy made a fanpost with some weird story saying so to him, good chance to use it when he (or I guess someone pretending to be him..) was saying he didn’t like his area code being given or whatever.

Obviously nothing of any importance whatsoever.

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by DShep on Jul 12, 2010 11:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hell of a job guys

I’ll call in next time

Matt (Denver, CO): Congratulations, I heard you won a gold glove!
Klaw (1:18 PM) : Thanks, I had a great year at the plate!
I think Jason Heyward is ready to be promoted to the AL. He’s mastered the NL - Matthew Carruth

Now Taking Suggestions for New Username

by SCDP on Jul 12, 2010 11:01 PM CDT reply actions  

this!

"You want to give me poo poo?" - Josh Lewin 7/1/2009

by TXRangersFan on Jul 12, 2010 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

TRT - Texas Rangers Theater

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2010 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

We can't use this pic though

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition)
And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56 on Jul 9, 2010 9:43 PM CDT
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jul 12, 2010 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Holy crap, audio GDT would be epic

"LSJ is jealous that the M’s fans have a sucky team that they can whine and snark about. We’re stuck with a good team in first place." -- Adam Von Marriagesmasher

"I’m gonna go on record here and say a great many things excuse throwing a chair at someone." – D.A. Tron

by WestTxAg06 on Jul 13, 2010 8:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

More!

Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year.
He declined to accept the award as to not show up his fellow rookies. Incentives earned from being named ROY were donated to a local charity. He did not report this donation on his tax return.

by octoberty on Jul 12, 2010 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't believe it for a second.

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
"HE GETS THE GODDAM CLEAT" by philkid3

by jam0152 on Jul 12, 2010 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

good stuff you guys

"You want to give me poo poo?" - Josh Lewin 7/1/2009

by TXRangersFan on Jul 12, 2010 11:02 PM CDT reply actions  

Yeah, I rec'd this.

I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called, The Bus That couldn't Slow Down.
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by Maximilian on Jul 12, 2010 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

uh yeah. me too.

this is love.

"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar

by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 12, 2010 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

She's Italian

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition)
And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56 on Jul 9, 2010 9:43 PM CDT
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jul 12, 2010 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

I am mesmerized by this

"LSJ is jealous that the M’s fans have a sucky team that they can whine and snark about. We’re stuck with a good team in first place." -- Adam Von Marriagesmasher

"I’m gonna go on record here and say a great many things excuse throwing a chair at someone." – D.A. Tron

by WestTxAg06 on Jul 13, 2010 11:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

A wise man once told me to tip my cap

So, I’m tipping my cap

Good job, boys.

"Don't confuse the outcome that a decision produces with the intelligence that went into making that decision."--Tony LaRussa

by Hard8 on Jul 12, 2010 11:03 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

You should...

Make the Call next time

Matt (Denver, CO): Congratulations, I heard you won a gold glove!
Klaw (1:18 PM) : Thanks, I had a great year at the plate!
I think Jason Heyward is ready to be promoted to the AL. He’s mastered the NL - Matthew Carruth

Now Taking Suggestions for New Username

by SCDP on Jul 12, 2010 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Ha. Yes i should.

I enjoyed listening but wouldn’t have had much to add tonight. I’m not big on banruptcy talk and I’m not very funny. So I would have been a sub-replacement level caller tonight.

"Don't confuse the outcome that a decision produces with the intelligence that went into making that decision."--Tony LaRussa

by Hard8 on Jul 12, 2010 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dustin Nippert like?

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition)
And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56 on Jul 9, 2010 9:43 PM CDT
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jul 12, 2010 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

jam0152-like

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
"HE GETS THE GODDAM CLEAT" by philkid3

by jam0152 on Jul 12, 2010 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

I prefer to think of myself as more like a John Rheinecker-type

"Don't confuse the outcome that a decision produces with the intelligence that went into making that decision."--Tony LaRussa

by Hard8 on Jul 12, 2010 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

So I need to listen to this show apparently.

Can there be an “Out Douche the Rev” segment?

I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called, The Bus That couldn't Slow Down.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!

by Maximilian on Jul 12, 2010 11:04 PM CDT reply actions  

you can't see Ed Hardy, Affliction, or TapOut shirts on the radio, bub.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2010 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Do it.

I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called, The Bus That couldn't Slow Down.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!

by Maximilian on Jul 12, 2010 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

That would be an epic SNL-esque bit

"LSJ is jealous that the M’s fans have a sucky team that they can whine and snark about. We’re stuck with a good team in first place." -- Adam Von Marriagesmasher

"I’m gonna go on record here and say a great many things excuse throwing a chair at someone." – D.A. Tron

by WestTxAg06 on Jul 13, 2010 8:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

awesome.....

it would basically be a segment where you take an outrageous argument and make it almost believeable by picking and choosing stats……nice.

“but, but……he lead the AL in wins a few years ago!!”

Robots, please.

by b.pate on Jul 13, 2010 9:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

972

"You want to give me poo poo?" - Josh Lewin 7/1/2009

by TXRangersFan on Jul 12, 2010 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

He said it wasn't

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition)
And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56 on Jul 9, 2010 9:43 PM CDT
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jul 12, 2010 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

so mysterious.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jul 12, 2010 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Your voice sounded just like mine on the phone.

Crazy.

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"You know what would be funny? If Michael included:

"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."-cmkelly29 on the night of the Michael Young speech.

by TooLegitToQuit on Jul 12, 2010 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sounds like I missed something pretty good.

I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw

by LSJ on Jul 12, 2010 11:10 PM CDT reply actions  

I think you and kinslerhomer would make a great show

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition)
And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56 on Jul 9, 2010 9:43 PM CDT
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jul 12, 2010 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Podcasts for everyone!

I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw

by LSJ on Jul 12, 2010 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think it has to record for an hour.

It takes a little while.

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"You know what would be funny? If Michael included:

"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."-cmkelly29 on the night of the Michael Young speech.

by TooLegitToQuit on Jul 12, 2010 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

sure there is a way. it's called the honor system.

buahahahahaha!!!!

Who’s the first to do a Lewin impression?

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2010 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

you should call in as.....

The ghost of GoET

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2010 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

you should take something to help you sleep

"Don't confuse the outcome that a decision produces with the intelligence that went into making that decision."--Tony LaRussa

by Hard8 on Jul 12, 2010 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah, like gatorade and everclear.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2010 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hear it's very popular with the youngsters today

"Don't confuse the outcome that a decision produces with the intelligence that went into making that decision."--Tony LaRussa

by Hard8 on Jul 12, 2010 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Night night

There’s an old Lettermann top ten where the nightly news host puts his head on the desk and says “night night.”

"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.

Then he grounded out weakly to second.

by WyoRanger on Jul 12, 2010 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

I feel like I cheated on AJM tonight

I have yet to make it all the way thru an entire episode of Rangers Podcast in Arlington. I have listened to portions of all of them, but I’m not a big podcast guy.

But I listened to this from start to finish. Maybe it was the fact that it was the first time for this, and it was live. So anything could happen. And it did. It’s not all spruced up and fancy like a podcast.

Fun show.

"Don't confuse the outcome that a decision produces with the intelligence that went into making that decision."--Tony LaRussa

by Hard8 on Jul 12, 2010 11:17 PM CDT reply actions  

It's always easier to listen to the RPIA in small increments.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2010 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

See, I can never do that

I have to listen to the show all the way through in one shot, or I never feel like I’m getting the whole thing.

Which is why I’m like one or two RPiA’s behind right now.

I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw

by LSJ on Jul 12, 2010 11:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Full disclosure

I’m fairly tipsy.
Should I keep that up for the next show or go in uninhibited?

http://oursaviorchuck.ytmnd.com/

by Conjunction on Jul 12, 2010 11:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Uninhibited.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition)
And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56 on Jul 9, 2010 9:43 PM CDT
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jul 12, 2010 11:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

mandatory beer breaks.

rule #1 of LSBRadio

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2010 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Really pissed that I missed the show live, I was going to call in.

That’s what I get for going to law school and subjecting myself to the Texas Bar.

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aqua on Jul 12, 2010 11:42 PM CDT reply actions  

You can listen to it.

I didn’t think it would work afterward, but it is

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition)
And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56 on Jul 9, 2010 9:43 PM CDT
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jul 12, 2010 11:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is your Cliff Lee Day a hypothetical day?

I assume it is

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition)
And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56 on Jul 9, 2010 9:43 PM CDT
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jul 12, 2010 11:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Changing tire real? heh

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition)
And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56 on Jul 9, 2010 9:43 PM CDT
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jul 13, 2010 12:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

We forgive you

but don’t let it happen again.

http://oursaviorchuck.ytmnd.com/

by Conjunction on Jul 12, 2010 11:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, that was interesting...

- Can I get a crituique on myself and the show, please?

- Format changes, reccomendations, thoughts?

- Beer break in the middle? I think so… I had to piss so bad

- Do we like the idea of doing a live LSB call in show for 1 hour during games? Just to vent and be pissed off?

- iorange, if that was you… Jesus Christ…

- goet, love the vuvuzela…

- It should show up as a podcast in the player above soon… iTunes in a week or so…

- We love you… Coming at you on Sunday evening at 10pm! Be there!

"Hey Sanka, you can pee now... uuummm, too late...."
This used to be links to my websites... But the man got in the way, shut them all down... Damn the man...
Rangers Game Streams ~ Password: LSB123

by FormerLSBUser on Jul 12, 2010 11:45 PM CDT reply actions  

How often will the show run?

Just once a week or what?

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aqua on Jul 12, 2010 11:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dont know

Whenever the schedule lends itself… Mind answering my questions for feedback purposes?

"Hey Sanka, you can pee now... uuummm, too late...."
This used to be links to my websites... But the man got in the way, shut them all down... Damn the man...
Rangers Game Streams ~ Password: LSB123

by FormerLSBUser on Jul 12, 2010 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have yet to listen, PM.

I will as soon as it is ready to go.

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aqua on Jul 13, 2010 12:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

Its up

"Hey Sanka, you can pee now... uuummm, too late...."
This used to be links to my websites... But the man got in the way, shut them all down... Damn the man...
Rangers Game Streams ~ Password: LSB123

by FormerLSBUser on Jul 13, 2010 12:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

Sweet.

Going to make a throw at the pale here in a few, I’ll listen if it doesn’t work out.

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aqua on Jul 13, 2010 12:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

You were a very good host way better than expected. Show was alright.

Obviously not going to be the best the first time, but it was way better than I expected. I think there should be more vuvuzelas and Tom Petty.

no comment on the iorange fiasco.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

My blog: That's baseball for you

by iorange555 on Jul 13, 2010 12:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

your silence is confirmation enough

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
"HE GETS THE GODDAM CLEAT" by philkid3

by jam0152 on Jul 13, 2010 7:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

You might try a short post game call in

(or in game when it’s west coast) for road games. 105.3s post game is garbage and diamond talk is only after home games.

by SaltyDawg on Jul 12, 2010 11:51 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

This.

Most LSB Gold is found in the post-game circle jerk win/lose.

You don’t wanna go Matt Treanor and get over-exposed…yet.

Just tuned in…early fuck up but you made it okay by playing some Petty.

Promise me you boys aren’t gonna pout and take your ball home if Cahill rips you.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Jul 13, 2010 12:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

No way

We recovered after the technical difficulties… You can tell its bad on the podcast, but in real life it wasnt that bad cause nobody heard the fuck up

"Hey Sanka, you can pee now... uuummm, too late...."
This used to be links to my websites... But the man got in the way, shut them all down... Damn the man...
Rangers Game Streams ~ Password: LSB123

by FormerLSBUser on Jul 13, 2010 12:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

Don't sweat it...it's live radio and your first time.

Fuck ups are gonna happen.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Jul 13, 2010 12:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks for popping in - seriously

"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.

Then he grounded out weakly to second.

by WyoRanger on Jul 13, 2010 12:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

You planning to call in?

Could be fun.

http://oursaviorchuck.ytmnd.com/

by Conjunction on Jul 13, 2010 12:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

I would be super pumped if this happened.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition)
And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56 on Jul 9, 2010 9:43 PM CDT
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jul 13, 2010 12:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

Life had me running around tonight until 1045 or so

but you boys seem to have done well.

Gatorade & Everclear? Are you a soriority chick looking to get bent over a couch?

Early references to Josey Wales and the greatness of STBF?

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Jul 13, 2010 12:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

Reality:

You cant talk LSB and not mention something directly related to Josey

"Hey Sanka, you can pee now... uuummm, too late...."
This used to be links to my websites... But the man got in the way, shut them all down... Damn the man...
Rangers Game Streams ~ Password: LSB123

by FormerLSBUser on Jul 13, 2010 12:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

He's the straw that stirs the drink.

Except this time, the straw is made of shit and the drink tastes terrible afterward.

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aqua on Jul 13, 2010 12:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

Ya

Sad reality

"Hey Sanka, you can pee now... uuummm, too late...."
This used to be links to my websites... But the man got in the way, shut them all down... Damn the man...
Rangers Game Streams ~ Password: LSB123

by FormerLSBUser on Jul 13, 2010 12:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

Which is why he needs to call in next time.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Dave Barnett

by TXHC on Jul 13, 2010 12:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

AJM needs to call as well

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition)
And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56 on Jul 9, 2010 9:43 PM CDT
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jul 13, 2010 12:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

AJM was going to join

But he went with RPiA instead…

"Hey Sanka, you can pee now... uuummm, too late...."
This used to be links to my websites... But the man got in the way, shut them all down... Damn the man...
Rangers Game Streams ~ Password: LSB123

by FormerLSBUser on Jul 13, 2010 12:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

Ah, LSB has become podcast central.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition)
And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56 on Jul 9, 2010 9:43 PM CDT
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jul 13, 2010 12:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yes he does.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Dave Barnett

by TXHC on Jul 13, 2010 12:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

I had cheap vodka

(Skol) and Dos Equis.

http://oursaviorchuck.ytmnd.com/

by Conjunction on Jul 13, 2010 12:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

I had three Dos's and two long boards during the podcast

"Hey Sanka, you can pee now... uuummm, too late...."
This used to be links to my websites... But the man got in the way, shut them all down... Damn the man...
Rangers Game Streams ~ Password: LSB123

by FormerLSBUser on Jul 13, 2010 12:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

I heard somebody burp...

after an audio clip was played..

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"You know what would be funny? If Michael included:

"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."-cmkelly29 on the night of the Michael Young speech.

by TooLegitToQuit on Jul 13, 2010 3:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

Ya... mighta been me

"Hey Sanka, you can pee now... uuummm, too late...."
This used to be links to my websites... But the man got in the way, shut them all down... Damn the man...
Rangers Game Streams ~ Password: LSB123

by FormerLSBUser on Jul 13, 2010 9:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

x
Gatorade & Everclear? Are you a soriority chick looking to get bent over a couch?

When I drink, I try to keep it healthy. Heh

And I have really good memories with Everclear, lotsa First Times. ba ha ha

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"You know what would be funny? If Michael included:

"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."-cmkelly29 on the night of the Michael Young speech.

by TooLegitToQuit on Jul 13, 2010 1:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

My thoughts..............

- Beer breaks don’t matter to me. I only drink on weekends. I realize I’m in the minority here

- PM did a fine job of hosting. I’m not kissing ass because I have nothing to gain from doing so. Well done

- Once I got over the initial shock of how young TooLegit sounded (I’m 35, he sounded half my age….FML), he was good. You could tell he has legit passion for the team. He wasn’t forcing it or playing the role of shock jock to try to impress us. Sounded like dog chaos got in the way a couple of times. I’m guessing that will be handled for next time

- WyoRanger definitely sounds legit. As I mentioned a couple of times, I hate bankruptcy/ownership talk (although I realize the importance of the issue as pertaining to This Thing). But he did a pretty good job of explaining a few things in terms we could all understand without it sounding like he was talking down to us

- Conjunction had some nice Hot Sports Opinions. I feared he was going to be a little too “numbersy” for me. I’m a simpleton. I have enough trouble keeping up with stats and numbers that I read. When someone is speaking and uses too many numbers in a short period of time, it gives me tired-head. But Conjunction didn’t do that. That was a plus. Yes, as some noted, he might have been a little long-winded at times, but Bob Sturm is my leader so I can tolerate that. And I’m sure that with more experience, Conjunction will get a little better at being a little more concise. But he definitely knows his stuff.

- As for rolling screenless and taking calls- The Ticket has taught me that this is dicey and it leaves you at the mercy of your listeners/callers. One week you might get gold, the next week you might get meh. The guys who were brave enough to call in tonight amused me, but it’s the kind of thing that if it happened like that every time, I have a hunch it would lose its charm quickly.

I have rambled long enough. I appreciate the time and effort you guys put in to this and I look forward to hearing the next one.

"Don't confuse the outcome that a decision produces with the intelligence that went into making that decision."--Tony LaRussa

by Hard8 on Jul 13, 2010 12:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks bud

"Hey Sanka, you can pee now... uuummm, too late...."
This used to be links to my websites... But the man got in the way, shut them all down... Damn the man...
Rangers Game Streams ~ Password: LSB123

by FormerLSBUser on Jul 13, 2010 1:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

So

less numbers, more Tom Hicks hatred?

http://oursaviorchuck.ytmnd.com/

by Conjunction on Jul 13, 2010 1:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

Moar Gina.

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"You know what would be funny? If Michael included:

"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."-cmkelly29 on the night of the Michael Young speech.

by TooLegitToQuit on Jul 13, 2010 1:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

Hicks hatred is always welcome

Numbers work, too. I was just giving my personal thoughts. I’m aware I’m probably a little older and not quite as stat saavy as the majority of the folks in here.

You’re putting yourself out there and expressing your thoughts on the team, man. Do that however feels most natural to you.

"Don't confuse the outcome that a decision produces with the intelligence that went into making that decision."--Tony LaRussa

by Hard8 on Jul 13, 2010 1:58 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

"saavy"? really?

Apparently I’m neither stat savvy nor English savvy.

"Don't confuse the outcome that a decision produces with the intelligence that went into making that decision."--Tony LaRussa

by Hard8 on Jul 13, 2010 2:01 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

I'm 21, peeps. heh.

Sorry about the dogs. German shepherds get a bit rowdy. heH

PM, conjuction and Wyo did a great job. Props again.

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"You know what would be funny? If Michael included:

"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."-cmkelly29 on the night of the Michael Young speech.

by TooLegitToQuit on Jul 13, 2010 1:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

pass

/too legit

kidding.

- more alcohol, more knee-jerking, more cussing, more rants, more callers and more LSB meme.

- beer break sounds good. maybe let the LSB community pick the song played during the break?

- mid-game show sounds like a great idea. that has some serious potential.

overall, I really enjoyed the show. like others have said, it started a little slow but you guys found the groove pretty quickly. I look forward to the next one.

butt shit.

butt shit?

BUTT SHIT!

What's up my little chicken pot pie?
Even though your face is huge, I love the shit out of you girl.

by JimCrankshaft on Jul 13, 2010 11:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

I hate that people think they can imitate the 'Tron.

You stole this “butt shit” thing directly from him.

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aqua on Jul 13, 2010 11:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

no shit

I’ll make sure I put his trademark next to it next time.

=D

What's up my little chicken pot pie?
Even though your face is huge, I love the shit out of you girl.

by JimCrankshaft on Jul 13, 2010 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

that was supposed to be a penis

but I guess it still could be…

What's up my little chicken pot pie?
Even though your face is huge, I love the shit out of you girl.

by JimCrankshaft on Jul 13, 2010 11:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

======D

"Hey Sanka, you can pee now... uuummm, too late...."
This used to be links to my websites... But the man got in the way, shut them all down... Damn the man...
Rangers Game Streams ~ Password: LSB123

by FormerLSBUser on Jul 13, 2010 11:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

ok?

Did anyone not know it was from dirkatron? I said it because it was LSB related and I was under INTENSE pressure to produce in that situation.

All credit to tron. Jeez man.

by cmkelly29 on Jul 13, 2010 11:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

Ha ha, ya pretty hard to imagine that wasn't a shoutout, even more so cause of the circumstances.

The 40 trumps all!
"WHY IS LIAM POPPINS STICKING. IT'S AN ABSURDLY BAD NICKNAME"
-LiamP(oppins)

by thedirkatron on Jul 13, 2010 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

I wasn't talking to you.

I was speaking more to the “butt shit. butt shit? BUTT SHIT!” post above.

That’s just lazy.

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aqua on Jul 14, 2010 2:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

umm

Sorry?

It’s not like I was trying to claim it as my own, man. I figured everyone knew what I was referring to.

But if it makes you feel better, I apologize for referencing something from LSB that I found to be humorous. I’ll never do it again…pinkie swear.

What's up my little chicken pot pie?
Even though your face is huge, I love the shit out of you girl.

by JimCrankshaft on Jul 14, 2010 5:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

Cormac with the butt shit!

I love you.

This is totally doing stealings on our genital-stink, though.

Oh, well.

The 40 trumps all!
"WHY IS LIAM POPPINS STICKING. IT'S AN ABSURDLY BAD NICKNAME"
-LiamP(oppins)

by thedirkatron on Jul 13, 2010 2:46 AM CDT reply actions  

Just finished the podcast

Conjunction and WYORanger, I thought you both did an excellent job of making your points without coming off as “talking down” to the folks.

PM and TLTQ,(21, really?) , other than the small technical blip, and the dogs, everything seemed smooth to me.

GoET, please bury that vuvuzela!!!

But a good job all around.
 

"Hamilton, it's chalk, not coke, you don't have get tripped up by it"- kevinkinsler Jun 1, 2010

by awillis111 on Jul 13, 2010 2:57 AM CDT via mobile reply actions  

You're too kind

I’m still tipsy. Surprised I didn’t go off on an even longer tangent.
/Needs sleep medication.

http://oursaviorchuck.ytmnd.com/

by Conjunction on Jul 13, 2010 2:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

Ok, I'm awake...

I’m definitely waiting to take my Ambien from now on.

As for an in-game broadcast.. I think that would be fantastic.

by cmkelly29 on Jul 13, 2010 7:47 AM CDT reply actions  

In-game and/or post-game broadcasts would be awesome

but likely not logical all the time. I’d listen whenever I could, that’s for sure.

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
"HE GETS THE GODDAM CLEAT" by philkid3

by jam0152 on Jul 13, 2010 7:55 AM CDT reply actions  

A postgame broadcast seems like it would make more sense

Seeing as how during the game there’s, you know, a game going on.

I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw

by LSJ on Jul 13, 2010 7:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

Just scrolled through the thread, haven't listened yet but I'm planning on it

You guys need to get Jean Jaccques-Taylor on as a guest so you can read aloud his old column how “nobody obsesses about the Rangers” and then explain to him that this is a podcast about the Rangers created by a group of random commenters on a Rangers blog. And that other commenters were calling in on or providing online comments.

Yes, no one obsesses about the Rangers.

"LSJ is jealous that the M’s fans have a sucky team that they can whine and snark about. We’re stuck with a good team in first place." -- Adam Von Marriagesmasher

"I’m gonna go on record here and say a great many things excuse throwing a chair at someone." – D.A. Tron

by WestTxAg06 on Jul 13, 2010 8:40 AM CDT reply actions  

If I ever meet JJT

I may have to be restrained.

http://oursaviorchuck.ytmnd.com/

by Conjunction on Jul 15, 2010 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

If and when a LSB Night at RBiA ever happens, we should invite him

It would blow his mind. And probably get him assaulted.

"LSJ is jealous that the M’s fans have a sucky team that they can whine and snark about. We’re stuck with a good team in first place." -- Adam Von Marriagesmasher

"I’m gonna go on record here and say a great many things excuse throwing a chair at someone." – D.A. Tron

by WestTxAg06 on Jul 16, 2010 8:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

About 34 minutes in

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition)
And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56 on Jul 9, 2010 9:43 PM CDT
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jul 13, 2010 9:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yup

I just got there in the podcast.

AMAZING call-in.

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Jul 13, 2010 9:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

Haha

We definitely need a female opinion on the show… You need to call in next time, fo sho.

"Hey Sanka, you can pee now... uuummm, too late...."
This used to be links to my websites... But the man got in the way, shut them all down... Damn the man...
Rangers Game Streams ~ Password: LSB123

by FormerLSBUser on Jul 13, 2010 9:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

If I catch it while it's going on, sure.

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Jul 13, 2010 9:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks to everyone that's listened

And thanks to PM for putting this together and letting me ramble. Nice work by all.

"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.

Then he grounded out weakly to second.

by WyoRanger on Jul 13, 2010 9:34 AM CDT reply actions  

Thanks for doing it WYO

Not surprisingly, Ben and Skin had a bankruptcy lawyer on their show this morning… But, he sucked, didn’t say anything… Really sucked.

You were great… We just might have you back on again soon…

"Hey Sanka, you can pee now... uuummm, too late...."
This used to be links to my websites... But the man got in the way, shut them all down... Damn the man...
Rangers Game Streams ~ Password: LSB123

by FormerLSBUser on Jul 13, 2010 10:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

That's because he wasn't anonymous

I can say whatever including my two week projection (please God) without professional ridicule.

"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.

Then he grounded out weakly to second.

by WyoRanger on Jul 13, 2010 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Are you telling me your LSB handle isn't your real name?!

Say it ain’t so! All this time, I’ve believed that in courts all across Wyoming, there are pleadings signed “Respectfully submitted, WyoRanger.”

"LSJ is jealous that the M’s fans have a sucky team that they can whine and snark about. We’re stuck with a good team in first place." -- Adam Von Marriagesmasher

"I’m gonna go on record here and say a great many things excuse throwing a chair at someone." – D.A. Tron

by WestTxAg06 on Jul 14, 2010 8:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

I would love to be able to listen live

and call in but 11pm EST is too late for me. I’m thoroughly enjoying the podcast. Everyone was great….Conjunction was probably the most great. PM did an awesome job…the fake courtesy laughter at the beginning was the only thing that turned me off a bit, but you guys definitely hit your stride.

You should continue to develop a casual, bar-room type of vibe for the show. Leave the polished, professional kind of production to Ted Price. More swearing, more alcohol, more rants. The LSB callers were awesome.

by ncrangerfan on Jul 13, 2010 10:47 AM CDT reply actions  

Thanks for the compliment

But I was a bit of a train wreck, haha. Talking over people, taking way too long, burping into the mic after polishing off a beer…
Meaning we’re going to kick further, larger and rounder ass in the future. Pow pow.

http://oursaviorchuck.ytmnd.com/

by Conjunction on Jul 13, 2010 11:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

Nah man, you guys all did great.

That was a lot of fun to listen to. I can’t wait for the next edition.

by cmkelly29 on Jul 13, 2010 11:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

Just listenend to myself and it was not good

uh, and, uh, and, uhhhh. Christ. I was state and district champion in debate and won a couple moot court competitions in law school. Why can’t I talk on a damn phone?

"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.

Then he grounded out weakly to second.

by WyoRanger on Jul 13, 2010 12:00 PM CDT reply actions  

Good job.

You sounded like a man who is very important, has many leather-bound books and apartment smells of rich mahogany.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jul 13, 2010 12:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's Gerry Spence, I know it.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Jul 13, 2010 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

I went to state twice in extemporaneous speaking

and I couldn’t even complete a sentence. Don’t feel bad. You were awesome.

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
"HE GETS THE GODDAM CLEAT" by philkid3

by jam0152 on Jul 13, 2010 12:18 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

Of course, you probably didn't go to UIL meets under the influence of various substances

But then again, maybe you did. Maybe that’s how your speech team rolled at your school. Maybe you sat on the yellow dog out in the parking lot and rolled a doobie with your coach before the competition started.

"LSJ is jealous that the M’s fans have a sucky team that they can whine and snark about. We’re stuck with a good team in first place." -- Adam Von Marriagesmasher

"I’m gonna go on record here and say a great many things excuse throwing a chair at someone." – D.A. Tron

by WestTxAg06 on Jul 13, 2010 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

You know, it's the damndest thing.

As soon I started partying, my grades and interests in my academics just went downhill…

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
"HE GETS THE GODDAM CLEAT" by philkid3

by jam0152 on Jul 13, 2010 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

OMG!!!!
I went to state twice in extemporaneous speaking

THIS IS THE BEST LINE I’VE EVER SEEN WRITTEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE I AM GOING TO SAY THIS ALL THE FUCKING TIME NOW THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

The 40 trumps all!
"WHY IS LIAM POPPINS STICKING. IT'S AN ABSURDLY BAD NICKNAME"
-LiamP(oppins)

by thedirkatron on Jul 13, 2010 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

bask in my glory

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
"HE GETS THE GODDAM CLEAT" by philkid3

by jam0152 on Jul 13, 2010 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

I went to state twice in Current Issues & Events and won it once

I > you.

"LSJ is jealous that the M’s fans have a sucky team that they can whine and snark about. We’re stuck with a good team in first place." -- Adam Von Marriagesmasher

"I’m gonna go on record here and say a great many things excuse throwing a chair at someone." – D.A. Tron

by WestTxAg06 on Jul 13, 2010 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

damn!

pwned.

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
"HE GETS THE GODDAM CLEAT" by philkid3

by jam0152 on Jul 13, 2010 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

I went to State twice for Prose reading.

State once for One Act Play.

Suck on it, bitches.

She say she are the manager.

by rockin_rangers on Jul 16, 2010 11:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

we went in OAP, too

that was fucking crazy fun. God I miss OAP and those horny little drama queens…

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
"HE GETS THE GODDAM CLEAT" by philkid3

by jam0152 on Jul 16, 2010 12:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

But I WON. I always won.

Except for Extemp. Made finals normally but never took first.

"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.

Then he grounded out weakly to second.

by WyoRanger on Jul 16, 2010 5:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's just so perfect in a Rushmore kind of a way.

I’m going to say this all the time now.

It’s gonna be my new go to line.

I’m gonna use this thing so hard it’s gonna smell like my genitals by the time I’m fucking through with it.

The 40 trumps all!
"WHY IS LIAM POPPINS STICKING. IT'S AN ABSURDLY BAD NICKNAME"
-LiamP(oppins)

by thedirkatron on Jul 13, 2010 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh that's great.

I wrote and directed a hit play, so I’m not sweating it.

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
"HE GETS THE GODDAM CLEAT" by philkid3

by jam0152 on Jul 13, 2010 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

That was awesome, I really enjoyed that!

You guys ALL did a great job. It’s not easy coming up with shit to say “on the fly”. I applaud your efforts. PM you keep the ball moving quite well, MOAR PHONE CALLS!
You and 2 Legit worked well together. I’d mix it up with as many phone calls as possible to keep it from getting “heavy”.

observations:
Wyo- You anchored the show. You really did a great job. I can’t wait to hear the second part of that $50 bet story on the next show.

Jelly- Time to change your bong water!

i.Orange- Well that was just Manny being Manny i.Orange being i.Orange.

CmKelly- what the fuuuuuuck LOL

Conjunction- weren’t you the prepared one!

Overall I like listening over reading because I enjoy the personality aspect interjections and you can actually get shit done with you listen.

I haven't seen San Francisco fans celebrate like this since the last ghey pride event.

I can't wait for the day when Bengie Molina is a 500 lb. retiree wearing depends and Michael Main is anchoring the Giants rotation. What a special several years that will be!!

by BigGuns on Jul 13, 2010 12:57 PM CDT reply actions  

If any of you want to put a voice with a face...

Add me on Facebook, just search by searching for my email that is on my profile.

Toodles. ;)

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"You know what would be funny? If Michael included:

"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."-cmkelly29 on the night of the Michael Young speech.

by TooLegitToQuit on Jul 13, 2010 12:57 PM CDT reply actions  

nice guns

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
"HE GETS THE GODDAM CLEAT" by philkid3

by jam0152 on Jul 13, 2010 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Holy crap

I just listened back.
Butt shit was much funnier the second time around.

http://oursaviorchuck.ytmnd.com/

by Conjunction on Jul 13, 2010 6:33 PM CDT reply actions  

That was great guys!

Very entertaining and very informative. I think maybe 2 or 3 breaks a show would be good to break up the topics and give you time look the on board for input during the show. I mean LSB is a great tool that most other podcasts don’t have. I guess since I see you guys posting all the time that it makes it even better the RPIA. Keep up the good work!

"Hell's frozen over, Pigs are flying! The Saints have won the Super Bowl"
Shreveport Captains in LSB H2H Fantasy League

by LSU Ranger on Jul 14, 2010 1:16 AM CDT reply actions  

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