Game 90 Game Day Thread
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 16, 2010 5:00 PM CDT
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Rangers win 6-4
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
"HE GETS THE GODDAM CLEAT" by philkid3
Too close for my comfort but I will take a win any way it comes.
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by texascowpunk on Jul 16, 2010 5:12 PM CDT up reply actions
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by FormerLSBUser on Jul 16, 2010 6:31 PM CDT up reply actions
My roommates there too
Said he ran into a few fellow arlingtonians on the MBTA. Id love to go to fenway someday before they blow it up. Not a huge sox fan since they became they douchers choice but he did score me a Teddy Freakin’ Ballgame shirt that Ill rock
by enrico pallazzo on Jul 16, 2010 5:24 PM CDT up reply actions
I was on the field once at the base of the Monster
Also went in the dugout to see their WS trophy. It really is a fun place to watch a game. Hit Cask and Flaggon after the game.
"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.
Then he grounded out weakly to second.
The Cask is a fave. My buddies used to bounce at Who's on First on Lansdowne.
we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"
My favorite was "The Littlest Bar"
It was behind the Nine Zero down some stairs (sorta under the stairs). Tore it out when they built some parking structure. Heartbroken. But “Fours” is cool too. Started going there when I was in town. Good sports bar. Green Dragon’s nice during the day as is the place real close to it (can’t remember it’s name – on the same street as Union Oyster House and close by).
"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.
Then he grounded out weakly to second.
Figured out the other bar - Bell in Hand
Fun place. And the revolutionaries would gather at the Green Dragon I believe.
"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.
Then he grounded out weakly to second.
Need to take advantage of the pitching matchup.....
never mind….I forgot that we are going against a lefty we haven’t seen which = 2 runs or less.
and why do the Mariners have to matchup King Felix with Weaver…..geesh
by death of the cool on Jul 16, 2010 5:10 PM CDT reply actions
He has a fastball above 90 though
Isn’t it usually the 88-mph lefty heaters the Rangers have problems with?
that is true....
I was thinking of him as more a soft toss lefty with ranger kryptonite in his pocket
by death of the cool on Jul 16, 2010 5:23 PM CDT up reply actions
FIRST PLACE MOTHER EFFING RANGERS
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition)
And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56 on Jul 9, 2010 9:43 PM CDT
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
Anyone with a link to a streaming site?
For us sad ex-pats surrounded by Yankees (in both senses of the word)
"Only the strong survive, but the strong still get their ass whipped." -Nick Saban
For whatever reason...
noticing that this is game 90 just made me feel like this season is flying by.
We’ll all be sweating October bullets soon enough.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 16, 2010 5:13 PM CDT reply actions
this season has seemed like it has been quick
Time flies when you’re having fun, I suppose.
We’ve been used to seasons dragging for so long that when we start to win, it goes by in the blink of an eye.
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
It really is....
crazy to think the AS game already passed and we’re getting to the trade deadline already.
by lost in space on Jul 16, 2010 5:23 PM CDT up reply actions
got a syringe?
you can crush it, cook it up w/some water and mainline it.
/don’t do this
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
damn
Thats some freaking hardcore tiger woods shit right there
Oh say does that flag banner wave / Over a-a-all that's free / And the home of the land / And the land of the - FREE!
by enrico pallazzo on Jul 16, 2010 5:47 PM CDT up reply actions
It wasn't until early September that they did it last year...
I think.
There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns
but those don't even include the tickets
you still have to pay face value when they go on sale
by kevinkinsler on Jul 16, 2010 6:09 PM CDT up reply actions
I think there is a mini plan they are pimping now
That allows you 1st dibs on playoff tickets. Been thinking about doing it, but my bud hasn’t forwarded the info to me yet.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
The Stretch Drive?
Sounds like what I got in on last year. Season tickets starting in mid-July or so, including the playoff option. It’s on the website…
There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns
Yeah, I think boomer already got his notice
But he doesn’t have season tix anymore, so they want him back.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Vital game for the Re Sox
That place was for diehard sports fans. I only follow my team when they're in the playoffs" - Homer Simpson
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by bestbostonsports on Jul 16, 2010 5:23 PM CDT reply actions
Lineups
RANGERS
SS — Elvis Andrus
3B — Michael Young
2B — Ian Kinsler
DH — Vladimir Guerrero
CF — Josh Hamilton
RF — Nelson Cruz
LF — David Murphy
C — Bengie Molina
1B — Chris Davis
SP — Colby Lewis
RED SOX
SS — Marco Scutaro
LF — Eric Patterson
DH — David Ortiz
1B — Kevin Youkilis
RF — J.D. Drew
3B — Adrian Beltre
LF — Daniel Nava
2B — Bill Hall
c — Kevin Cash
SP — Felix Doubront
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 16, 2010 5:23 PM CDT reply actions
glad to see Josh is in the lineup...
we must get a RH bat to either play OF or 1B when lefties pitch…
by death of the cool on Jul 16, 2010 5:26 PM CDT up reply actions
This^
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"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
by texascowpunk on Jul 16, 2010 5:27 PM CDT up reply actions
glad to see Josh in the lineup, too
but if he had a sore knee, I’m surprised he’s not DHing.
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
You want Vlad in the field anymore than against the NL?
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition)
And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56 on Jul 9, 2010 9:43 PM CDT
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
if it's not often and it keeps Hamilton healthy
yes
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
I thought it was his calf?
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
who the flip is Daniel Nava?
I like a lineup with Scutaro, Patterson, Nava, Cash
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Jul 16, 2010 5:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Felix Doubront?
Really?
That name sounds almost as made up as “Josh Garoon.”
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 16, 2010 5:34 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm glad you said 'almost'.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
How the heck is this Red Sox team still in contention?
They have so many injuries right now its pathetic. Arent buchholtz lester and beckett all hurt too?
As an aside does anyone else ever hear it pronounced as buttholes when clays name is announced?
Oh say does that flag banner wave / Over a-a-all that's free / And the home of the land / And the land of the - FREE!
by enrico pallazzo on Jul 16, 2010 5:51 PM CDT up reply actions
IORANGE555, You in here?
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
no more greedy than I was wanting a 162-0 season
neither will happen, but we can dream, man…
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
After 2 weeks in a row with 3 hour rain delays on Friday,
it seems kind of weird starting a game at 6p.
I still can’t imagine the west coasters watching Rangers baseball at 4p.
It's weird...
The game on Sunday starts at 10:35 AM here.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 16, 2010 5:33 PM CDT up reply actions
I know we've mentioned it numerous times,
but late games are so much better, especially on Friday.
by lost in space on Jul 16, 2010 5:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Cuaranta y cuatro
"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.
Then he grounded out weakly to second.
no speaky the freaky-deaky
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
Damn it Baxter.
Be sure to visit Mosul's new blog at www.mosuldolfan.blogspot.com/
"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
by texascowpunk on Jul 16, 2010 5:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Inception...
goET I’m relying on your word man; gonna check it out after the game I think.
IMAX huh?
I've heard it's basically The Matrix
w/o the religious overtones. I’m still interested in seeing it, though.
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
I don't really agree with that...
but even so, the first Matrix was pretty sweet.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 16, 2010 5:53 PM CDT up reply actions
If you can...
yes. See it in IMAX.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 16, 2010 5:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Good thing about it...
I have no idea what it’s about. I’m going in with no expectations.
by lost in space on Jul 16, 2010 5:58 PM CDT up reply actions
That's exactly how I went in...
I was avoiding all information about it.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 16, 2010 6:00 PM CDT up reply actions
the boat sinks at the end
oops, wrong DiCaprio movie…
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
by WhipSmart on Jul 16, 2010 6:02 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Man...
I still can’t get over seeing Cliff Lee in the Rangers dugout.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 16, 2010 6:01 PM CDT reply actions
orange, what was the deal w/ your AC?
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
Ah the motor basically went out it got way too hot and shut off!
325 dollars to fix.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
To the outdoor fan?
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
Was that just labor, or did it include parts?
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
Well one guy came out
And did a bad job, and didn’t work. So they came out again but they gave me a discount on the part he put in and on the labor. So I paid for the labor that the last dude did and then the main part. There was extra parts that was needed, but didn’t have to pay for.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
Who'd you use?
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
Aight, thanks.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
You having a/c problems?
The second guy I got was probably like the coolest dude ever, and had an amazing beard.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
Went out a couple hours ago.
It’s running, but the outdoor fan ain’t going. Just lukewarm air coming thru the vents. 92 in here right now. And I don’t know shit about ACs.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
Get a hotel room for the night...
that shit isn’t fun to sit through
by lost in space on Jul 16, 2010 6:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Got a dog, trying to fight thru it.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
If you call someone
Make sure them fuckers don’t sit in their car running up the bill. I had trouble with it last year, and the guy waited till it had been an hour so he could charge me extra. He claimed he was writing up the bill, but he was in there for about 25 minutes.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
My neighbors are this cool Vietnamese
family, and the husband is an HVAC guy. He’s in Cali til August cause he couldn’t find work locally.
$95 for the compressor, that’s it?
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
Yeah.
I was relived when it was that cheap. Then 3 hours later found out about my fan.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
I could live w/ $325.
Over $500, and I’m panicking.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
Sounds like a
Hank Hill propane deal.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
Ft Worth to Murphy is not a trip charge that you want.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Yeah, I'm trying to find someone
that knows someone local.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
The guy said he just came back from a job
In Weatherford. Not sure how close it is, but yeah.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
Exactly what mine did.
The guy that came said something that is common (and is what the first guy fixed) is like a compressor, or some such. It’s cheap like 95 dollars all together. He said it’s very common in the hot weather, so yours could be that.
My motor was just also fucked up, and the first guy didn’t pay enough attention to see that.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
IT'S
FRIDAY
FRIDAY
FRIDAY
NIGHT!!!
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"You know what would be funny? If Michael included:
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."-cmkelly29 on the night of the Michael Young speech.
by TooLegitToQuit on Jul 16, 2010 6:02 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Guns up, let's do this.....
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 16, 2010 6:03 PM CDT reply actions
I want to see the rest of the Rangers
done in this style.
/paging DShep!!
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
FbM3 has something like this in his sig
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Ah, good ol' pharma with a whiskey mixer
My Friday was awesome, how was yours?
/srcsm
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
nope
just loud.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 16, 2010 6:06 PM CDT up reply actions
they talk weird there too
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
Finagle means to acquire by deception
It’s kind of a NE word.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
so it's a shop where you steal the merchandise?
crazy yankees
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
Seems like a terrible business model.
Be sure to visit Mosul's new blog at www.mosuldolfan.blogspot.com/
"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
by texascowpunk on Jul 16, 2010 6:12 PM CDT up reply actions
scam
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
LOL
Get a bail out?
Be sure to visit Mosul's new blog at www.mosuldolfan.blogspot.com/
"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
by texascowpunk on Jul 16, 2010 6:18 PM CDT up reply actions
don't let them hear you call 'em yankees.
dem’s fightin’ words.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 16, 2010 6:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Do they use the term shenanigans as well?
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 16, 2010 6:11 PM CDT up reply actions
I know the term, I just think it's a strange name.
Actually, all the big northeast cities seem to have a remarkable number of ads from local companies with weird names.
It beats Dirky saying ya'll 542 times in a podcast
:)
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
I bet someone opened a bagel shop only because they came up with the name.
There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns
Dunno.
But I know I love eating at Au Bon Pain when I visit there. Best little breakfast/snack chain in the NorthEast.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 16, 2010 6:13 PM CDT up reply actions
So at work I notice more and more people in Rangers' gear
I don’t know whether I should be frustrated or pleased.
"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Mangum; Neutral Milk Hotel
Because I always wonder whether they are bandwagoners
I curse them under my breath sometimes.
"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Mangum; Neutral Milk Hotel
By all means...
but we all knew it was gonna happen.
It’s fun talking to ignorant fans though, it makes me feel better about myself.
by lost in space on Jul 16, 2010 6:16 PM CDT up reply actions
I try not to talk to them.
I’ve had friends who are fairly die-hard when it comes to the big league club, but not so the whole organization and they frustrate me a lot. Casual fans would cause me to punch an infant.
"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Mangum; Neutral Milk Hotel
hitting babies is not cool
they must be punted
by kevinkinsler on Jul 16, 2010 6:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Bandwagoners
I’d take it as a badge of pride. You have to be good in order to have bandwagon fans.
by Perfect Zero on Jul 16, 2010 6:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, you could say that
They’re still funneling money to the team.
by Perfect Zero on Jul 16, 2010 6:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Working at Disney last summer, I'd see at least one family of Rangers fans a week.
That last time I worked there before that, I think I saw one person in Rangers gear in five months.
Casual Friday?
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 16, 2010 6:15 PM CDT up reply actions
What if he works at the Ballpark?
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 16, 2010 6:15 PM CDT up reply actions
He should get me free tix?
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Suite Tix
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 16, 2010 6:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Hirsuite tix, at least
Hell, I ain’t picky…
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
I work at a grocery store man.
No such thing for us.
"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Mangum; Neutral Milk Hotel
I guess your version of Casual Friday is no apron?
Blammo!
(no offense, good sir.)
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 16, 2010 6:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Heh
I don’t think I’d ever take my apron off. (I work seafood)
"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Mangum; Neutral Milk Hotel
"Damn bitch hit me wif da ball!"
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 16, 2010 6:13 PM CDT reply actions
Let's get Elvis in, please.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 16, 2010 6:15 PM CDT reply actions
YAY, in play (runs)!!!
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Boston's 3B are making Face look gooooooooooood.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 16, 2010 6:16 PM CDT reply actions
could be worse, could be Philly.
I think they rival Boston in the absurd accent category.
Jersey is close behind in 3rd.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 16, 2010 6:19 PM CDT up reply actions
very nasaly
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
here ya go
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 16, 2010 6:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Nolan's
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
Everything about Vlad...
seems so violent.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 16, 2010 6:19 PM CDT reply actions
Violent Vlad and his Vigorous VuVuzelas.....
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 16, 2010 6:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Lobster rolls remind of cheesesteaks.
Such a great concept, but they almost seem to revel in using horrible ingredients.
Not that I don’t think I’d like a street-quality cheesesteak, I just see cheap ingredients as helping my wallet, not my tastebuds.
What's in a losbter roll?
…similar to a crab cake?
by lost in space on Jul 16, 2010 6:22 PM CDT up reply actions
It's like a lobster sandwich...
Lobster meat in a hot dog bun. I like it with drawn butter rather than mayo, however.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 16, 2010 6:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Pick your poison I suppose...
I can’t imagine lobster with mayo though.
by lost in space on Jul 16, 2010 6:28 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't eat anything...
with mayo. I hate mayo.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 16, 2010 6:29 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I think they put onions in them, too. And, like, other crap as filler.
Anytime I’ve seen one, it’s been a soggy mess.
I like to make my own...
cheesesteaks. Those are good days.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 16, 2010 6:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Use leftover London Broil
yummy
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
I do, too.
A staple lunch for me. Slice some sirloin and mushrooms, seer them hot with plenty of seasoning, melt some cheddar, whip up some sauce and put it on a toasted roll.
Don't get me wrong, cheap ingredients can still taste good.
But when you advertise who-knows-where-it-came-from shaved beef, cheeze whiz and grease that could turn a brick wall clear as a selling point, I get weirded out.
Sure, I’m probably going to love it, but it can be done better. Just more expensive.
LOL Yep.
Be sure to visit Mosul's new blog at www.mosuldolfan.blogspot.com/
"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
by texascowpunk on Jul 16, 2010 6:26 PM CDT up reply actions
good lord Vlad
"Diving stab by Andrus, gets up, throws.... GOT HIM!!! An unbelievable play! From short left field!"
-Eric Nadel on 5/17/10
by Jason Brynsvold on Jul 16, 2010 6:23 PM CDT reply actions
Vlad, you baffoon.
We still love ya.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 16, 2010 6:23 PM CDT reply actions
The Fuck Vlad was out!
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Vlad went to 3rd on the Cruz hit, called out.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
get back to ya in 3 outs.
Mow em down, Colby!!!!
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 16, 2010 6:25 PM CDT up reply actions
twss
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 16, 2010 6:27 PM CDT up reply actions
You are not good at these
(and this is not a TWSS phrase. Just because it makes sense slightly doesn’t make it right)
"Cooohby Loooowis had two yeahs in Japan! . . . befoh comin' ovah wit da Texas Raijuhs."
by philkid3 on Jul 16, 2010 6:27 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Oh man, beating
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
I'm gohna git the peypahs, git the peypahs......
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 16, 2010 6:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Josh and TAG...
are doing alright.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 16, 2010 6:28 PM CDT up reply actions
actual website name for Red Sox/Boston sports gear.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 16, 2010 6:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Tom Grieve loves Colby Lewis so much
"Diving stab by Andrus, gets up, throws.... GOT HIM!!! An unbelievable play! From short left field!"
-Eric Nadel on 5/17/10
by Jason Brynsvold on Jul 16, 2010 6:29 PM CDT reply actions
STFD, kid.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 16, 2010 6:29 PM CDT reply actions
ATTENTION! - Sorry for posting this a bunch of times, just want to let everybody know...
We are having the first ever Lone Star Ball Radio: Live post game show featuring your calls only! Should be great, check it out! Instructions will come in a FanShot as the night goes on…
Show starts at 9:30 pm CT…
Please listen, call in, and also post in the Post Game Day Thread…
We arent allowed to put the player in the post game thread, but I will link it everywhere… Shouldnt be hard to find… Everybody call in with your hot Rangers topics!
"Hey Sanka, you can pee now... uuummm, too late...."
This used to be links to my websites... But the man got in the way, shut them all down... Damn the man...
Rangers Game Streams ~ Password: LSB123
by FormerLSBUser on Jul 16, 2010 6:31 PM CDT reply actions
TAG's been reading...
my Series Preview I see.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 16, 2010 6:32 PM CDT reply actions
Random Q:
How is it that Denis Leary, who hails from Boston and is Boston till he dies, have one of the worst NYC accents ever?
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 16, 2010 6:33 PM CDT reply actions
STFU and give me another damned update on the SPORTSFONE!!!
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Pretty sure this lady was doing Standard Insurance commercials when I was 5.
There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns
i moved to OK and thought I was done with her
till they started abvdertising during the ranger games
by RQ on Jul 16, 2010 6:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Gina Miller
big upgrade over forehead girl
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
Don't they usually...
leave the sideline people at home on road trips?
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 16, 2010 6:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Rhads was talkin about this today.
The crew gets one east coast or west coast trip to chose from during the season.
So I guess Gina chose East this year.
Rhads said he’s on the next west coast swing.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 16, 2010 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions
I thought the hot young blonde was on the last road trip in Boston
Coulda swore I saw her in the stands during a road trip in the last couple months…
Yeah...
I thought I recalled Rhadigan being in Boston last year.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 16, 2010 6:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes.
He made a really big deal of buying clam chowder at the game.
There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns
Yes!
That’s what I remember as well. Thank god it wasn’t just something my mind had conjured up. I don’t need any more John Rhadigan thoughts than the bare minimum.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 16, 2010 6:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Maybe that's what I remember...
How I could mix up Rhadigan with the girl reporter… Uhhhh…. Don’t ask…
Asia poster
Framed Asia poster
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 16, 2010 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Dunno, ravscloC, but have you seen Erin Andrew's new competition on CGD this year?
Wow.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 16, 2010 6:37 PM CDT reply actions
Jenn Brown
very.
fucking.
nice.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 16, 2010 6:39 PM CDT up reply actions
and she does P90X
I’m in love.
Gina, you’ve got some competition now….
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 16, 2010 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions
changing my username to P90X
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
bazinga
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 16, 2010 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm totally...
attributing it to the Podcast.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 16, 2010 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions
ly fat
"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.
Then he grounded out weakly to second.
reminds me of that reddick poster a while back.
“Reddick is amazing”
“ly gay”
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 16, 2010 6:40 PM CDT up reply actions
How dare you accuse me of stealing material
I’m unfunny on my own.
"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.
Then he grounded out weakly to second.
Vlad would have attempted to score..
and been thrown out.
There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns
I just turned the radio feed on...
And heard " that pitch is rolling away in the dirt from Molina! And it’s a base hit, no play!" I naturally thought it rolled away and he was too slow to catch up. The image did sort of amuse me, though.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jul 16, 2010 6:39 PM CDT reply actions
Here ya' go, watch it
st://Az0CgpwEdTUDNQWCoAHIgBaxGfoHyM/aVd4QqsAYrcgPihcGSWNlVFY0ikEHZGVmYXVsdIqiBlNwb3J0cw==
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
nice job CD!
"Diving stab by Andrus, gets up, throws.... GOT HIM!!! An unbelievable play! From short left field!"
-Eric Nadel on 5/17/10
by Jason Brynsvold on Jul 16, 2010 6:40 PM CDT reply actions
elvis is out of it
"Diving stab by Andrus, gets up, throws.... GOT HIM!!! An unbelievable play! From short left field!"
-Eric Nadel on 5/17/10
by Jason Brynsvold on Jul 16, 2010 6:42 PM CDT reply actions
downspout
Arias is the itsy-bitsy spider, TAG… not Elvis.
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
LOL TAG
“It’s not easy to talk sometimes.”
There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns
I beat Josh to saying it.
“They’re not booing, they’re Youking.”
There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns
I youked a girl once.
all she did was turn around and slap me.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 16, 2010 6:46 PM CDT reply actions
GOD DAMMIT, LEWIN!
Just once. Just once can we have a Boston series without the Youk-ing line?
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 16, 2010 6:46 PM CDT reply actions
you see...
youk really drawn out sounds a lot like boo really drawn out….totally crazy!!!!!!!!! how do theses people come up with this stuff!!!!!
I was saying Boo-urns...
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Dave Barnett
double cluthing doesn't get the ball to home, Cruz.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 16, 2010 6:47 PM CDT reply actions
*clutching
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 16, 2010 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions
As someone who just spent last night looking at park factors:
Yup. Actually supresses home runs, but it’s got double factors of 153 for lefties and 132 for righties.
Interesting that the monster helps less than right field does. Lots of ground-rule doubles?
fuck anyone in our lineup that doesn't get a runner home from 3rd with less than 2 outs
FUCK THEM!
by death of the cool on Jul 16, 2010 6:48 PM CDT reply actions
Adam...
is going to be mad at you.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 16, 2010 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Adam is mad at everybody lately
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
So what up guys?
I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw
Now I miss...
Justin Smoak.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 16, 2010 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Come on Colby.
Shit.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Dave Barnett
well....
i will take the end of this inning with the score tied.
by dontcallmeElvis on Jul 16, 2010 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions
That was a fucking meatball.
Good thing Beltre only has one leg.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
Damn it!
Be sure to visit Mosul's new blog at www.mosuldolfan.blogspot.com/
"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
looks like Colby is being monstered in this one, not looking good
Baseball ain't like football. You can't make up no trick plays. ~Yogi Berra
K first, then a DP.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Dave Barnett
36 pitches already for Colby.
Going to be a short night. Hopefully not a losing one.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
QUESTION:
Is it rude to tell a woman she needs to lose weight because she’s letting herself go?
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"You know what would be funny? If Michael included:
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."-cmkelly29 on the night of the Michael Young speech.
Is this woman your wife?
Because it may not be rude, but it’s sure as hell stupid.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
No.
But I hate to see this girl let herself go because she was once had a bangin’ body.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"You know what would be funny? If Michael included:
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."-cmkelly29 on the night of the Michael Young speech.
by TooLegitToQuit on Jul 16, 2010 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't know. I am generally a blunt person so I don't doubt that at one point in my life I thought it was ok
but I’m not sure if I was so deluded as to think I’d get anything out of it.
I honest to god know a guy who employed this exact strategy and didn't understand why it didn't work.
He also didn’t understand how his girlfriend wasn’t okay with it.
Absolutely not kidding.
better protect those jewels first if you do tell her
Baseball ain't like football. You can't make up no trick plays. ~Yogi Berra
Fine.
I’ll keep my opinion to myself and let herself to death.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"You know what would be funny? If Michael included:
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."-cmkelly29 on the night of the Michael Young speech.
by TooLegitToQuit on Jul 16, 2010 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions
St. Peter?
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"You know what would be funny? If Michael included:
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."-cmkelly29 on the night of the Michael Young speech.
by TooLegitToQuit on Jul 16, 2010 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Keep that talk out of here, sir.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"You know what would be funny? If Michael included:
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."-cmkelly29 on the night of the Michael Young speech.
by TooLegitToQuit on Jul 16, 2010 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions
eat herself*
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"You know what would be funny? If Michael included:
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."-cmkelly29 on the night of the Michael Young speech.
by TooLegitToQuit on Jul 16, 2010 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions
BTW
there are so many girls that get fat in college. It just happens. Some get back to good shape but in general, you just let it happen
Freshman 15.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"You know what would be funny? If Michael included:
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."-cmkelly29 on the night of the Michael Young speech.
by TooLegitToQuit on Jul 16, 2010 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions
That's why I loved TCU.... all the soroity peer pressure made all the girls run constantly!
"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." -Chuck Morgan speaking for all of us
Eventually...
we all self to death.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 16, 2010 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Or we podcast ourself to death...
Because some asshole is on a megaphone.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"You know what would be funny? If Michael included:
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."-cmkelly29 on the night of the Michael Young speech.
by TooLegitToQuit on Jul 16, 2010 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Its at the very least not smart.
Be sure to visit Mosul's new blog at www.mosuldolfan.blogspot.com/
"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
by texascowpunk on Jul 16, 2010 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions
I know, right?
At least come up with a believable fake age.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 16, 2010 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Ha ha If I were faking my age, I wouldn't have added LSBers on Facebook.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"You know what would be funny? If Michael included:
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."-cmkelly29 on the night of the Michael Young speech.
by TooLegitToQuit on Jul 16, 2010 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm 25 and from Hawaii, btw.
Is that more believable?
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"You know what would be funny? If Michael included:
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."-cmkelly29 on the night of the Michael Young speech.
by TooLegitToQuit on Jul 16, 2010 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions
McLovin?
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition)
And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56 on Jul 9, 2010 9:43 PM CDT
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
It was that or Muhammed
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"You know what would be funny? If Michael included:
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."-cmkelly29 on the night of the Michael Young speech.
by TooLegitToQuit on Jul 16, 2010 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"You know what would be funny? If Michael included:
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."-cmkelly29 on the night of the Michael Young speech.
by TooLegitToQuit on Jul 16, 2010 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Dumb question.
You should know that answer already…
by lost in space on Jul 16, 2010 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions
FUCK
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Dave Barnett
Maybe I should leave again
I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw
Great fucking job.
Bases loaded with no outs. This will end well.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
Um the placement of that Green Monster ad is unfortunate.
I had to take a second glance to ensure that the big green grinning head didn’t belong to our catcher.
There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns
Thanks Bill Hall
I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw
Now the double play.
Be sure to visit Mosul's new blog at www.mosuldolfan.blogspot.com/
"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Good.
Now get a fucking double play.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Dave Barnett
Did we ever get confimation
that LiamP stabbed himself last night?
Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
but hes such a good defensive catcher!!!
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Dave Barnett
That was a block?!
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Dave Barnett
He thought the ball was a vegetable
and he wanted no part. Earlier he took a bite and found out it was not a powder donut with cinnamon on it. Obese people are weird
Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
Benji missed the meat
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition)
And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56 on Jul 9, 2010 9:43 PM CDT
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
i hate bengie
what is he doing????
"Diving stab by Andrus, gets up, throws.... GOT HIM!!! An unbelievable play! From short left field!"
-Eric Nadel on 5/17/10
by Jason Brynsvold on Jul 16, 2010 6:59 PM CDT reply actions
FUUUUUUUK!
Be sure to visit Mosul's new blog at www.mosuldolfan.blogspot.com/
"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
.... Holy fuck Molina.
I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw
!#$%!#$%^!^%$
Words are inadequate for my rage.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jul 16, 2010 6:59 PM CDT reply actions
Nice defense, Molina...
seriously, wtf?
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
Tricky hop my ass.
If he didn’t move a muscle it would have hit him in the sternum.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
Molina you fat ass!
If you had just kept your gelatinous body still, you would have blocked that shit.
Get off my team you fat fuck!
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Dave Barnett
looks more like a tamale man to me
Baseball ain't like football. You can't make up no trick plays. ~Yogi Berra
Molina is garbage.
I can’t believe they gave up Michael Main to get him.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Dave Barnett
the bengie hate on here is almost comical...
by death of the cool on Jul 16, 2010 7:02 PM CDT reply actions
That's because Bengie Molina is almost comical
I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw
did you see what just happened??
he just stood up to block a ball!!
"Diving stab by Andrus, gets up, throws.... GOT HIM!!! An unbelievable play! From short left field!"
-Eric Nadel on 5/17/10
by Jason Brynsvold on Jul 16, 2010 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions
he misjudged it....it happens.
It was a bad play.
Nobody is complaining about lewis throwing a pitch 3 feet in the dirt because he wasnt traded for Main
by death of the cool on Jul 16, 2010 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions
that was way blockable though
"Diving stab by Andrus, gets up, throws.... GOT HIM!!! An unbelievable play! From short left field!"
-Eric Nadel on 5/17/10
by Jason Brynsvold on Jul 16, 2010 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Computer froze up...
But goddamn, Bengie Molina is fucking terrible.
He jumped over that passed ball. Just decided to hurdle it and allow a fucking run.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
I wonder if...
Bengie Molina has to pay for an extra seat on the team flight just because he’s so fat.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 16, 2010 7:03 PM CDT reply actions
They didn't include Main to cover his salary,
they included him to get money to afford the extra jet fuel.
by Closure GT on Jul 16, 2010 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Get Treanor in there.
Molina can’t even get on the same page with Colby. Fucking lard ass.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Dave Barnett
nice escape
screw bengie
"Diving stab by Andrus, gets up, throws.... GOT HIM!!! An unbelievable play! From short left field!"
-Eric Nadel on 5/17/10
by Jason Brynsvold on Jul 16, 2010 7:03 PM CDT reply actions
Hmm
I forgot that Lewis gets better as the game goes on. Hoping that he goes 5 giving up 4. That even seems like a tall order at this point
Hell of a comeback by Colby there
Too bad he couldn’t go around the Fat Fuck….
I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw
WOOOOOOO!
A girl trying to get in shape!
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"You know what would be funny? If Michael included:
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."-cmkelly29 on the night of the Michael Young speech.
by TooLegitToQuit on Jul 16, 2010 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Apparently it's a sin to tell a girl to lose weight, orange.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"You know what would be funny? If Michael included:
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."-cmkelly29 on the night of the Michael Young speech.
by TooLegitToQuit on Jul 16, 2010 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions
It would be a sin to tell that girl to.
But I may have answered “yes” once or twice in the past when asked “does this shirt make me look fat?”…
I bet you're fat.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
I bet you i'm not.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"You know what would be funny? If Michael included:
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."-cmkelly29 on the night of the Michael Young speech.
by TooLegitToQuit on Jul 16, 2010 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't look fat, either.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"You know what would be funny? If Michael included:
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."-cmkelly29 on the night of the Michael Young speech.
by TooLegitToQuit on Jul 16, 2010 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Bounce those babies like Sugar Ray Leonard.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
just came here to say
fuck you Molina, you fat fucking piece of shit. That is the only situation where you’re fatness could be beneficiary and you still managed to fuck it up.
What's up my little chicken pot pie?
Even though your face is huge, I love the shit out of you girl.
I wish we still had a manual scoreboard
by Perfect Zero on Jul 16, 2010 7:06 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I gave up on Hicks when he put the electronic scoreboard
That’s the day my hate for him started, believe it or not.
by Perfect Zero on Jul 16, 2010 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Is "updating th manual scoreboard" another masturbation euphamism?
I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw
beat me to it
There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns
by RachelB on Jul 16, 2010 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Well played sir
I wish I could have beat him to it.
by Perfect Zero on Jul 16, 2010 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions
that's what I said
There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns
by RachelB on Jul 16, 2010 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Fuck our new scoreboard and that faggy video strip
and the extended net that’s in my face now because Tom Hicks decided to add 2 rows in front of Row 1
How can you hate video boards?
We’re not playing in the fucking Polo Grounds, man.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
B/c the left field scoreboard looked better when it was manual
and the strip adds nothing but annoying advertisements
I might agree about the manual scoreboard.
We need to get rid of the monochromatic relic in CF.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
I liked the manual scoreboard, except
They did a horrible job of keeping it up-to-date. I would constantly see the game being updated 2 or 3 innings at a time.
Also, the strip:
-gives a full inning-by-inning scoreboard people in the OF can see
-an additional radar gun display
-out of town scores for people in the OF
-additional batter stats
"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." -Chuck Morgan speaking for all of us
Oh so you liked the old infield scoreboards with the burnt out bulbs you could barely read?
"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." -Chuck Morgan speaking for all of us
I don't mind some video boards,
just don’t see why they have to wrap around the stadium telling me to buy Justin boots
they should at least have handle bars or something
so when you fall over the railing, you can catch yourself.
There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns
by RachelB on Jul 16, 2010 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Gabby Johnson is right
I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here, an no sidewindin’ bushwackin’, hornswagglin’ cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter.
Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
That's a hit in every other stadium
Man I hate this place.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
Does anyone keep track of how many bats are thrown into the crowd?
Josh does that more than anybody in the history of life, I think.
There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns
he's going to kill somebody at some point in his career
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
i think he said omce that it was the thumb guard he uses, has less of a grip when using it
Baseball ain't like football. You can't make up no trick plays. ~Yogi Berra
i am ok with it
if he hits .350 the rest of the year with 3 doubles a game
by jonathan rigby on Jul 16, 2010 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Hamilton should be called out every time he does it
I don’t root against my team, but this is getting ridiculous.
Probably afraid some retarded drunken Bostonian is going to beat some other retarded drunken Bostonian to death with the bat.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
Stupid drunken micks.
It’s Advil and beef in the Texas Rangers, you yankee bastard.
- Nolan Ryan
by Flynnyrd on Jul 16, 2010 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Nothing wrong with the Micks.
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"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
by texascowpunk on Jul 16, 2010 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Cept alcoholism and terrible food.
It’s Advil and beef in the Texas Rangers, you yankee bastard.
- Nolan Ryan
We are not all alcoholics.
Be sure to visit Mosul's new blog at www.mosuldolfan.blogspot.com/
"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
by texascowpunk on Jul 16, 2010 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions
we arent?
Oh say does that flag banner wave / Over a-a-all that's free / And the home of the land / And the land of the - FREE!
by enrico pallazzo on Jul 16, 2010 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions
heh
I remember those bat days at the old Arlington Stadium sitting in the bleachers…
that really takes me back
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
Bat night too....
Those were some of my best memories growing up. Banging the hell out of those bleachers.
by dontcallmeElvis on Jul 16, 2010 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Back when I was a kid, my grandmother (who had never been out of a small, mountain town in Virginia)
came down to visit us…we went to a Ranger game and it happened to be bat night. That poor lady…she had never been in a place that big or crowded and the noise was unbelievable. She had a great time, though…
Baseball, it is said, is only a game. True. And the Grand Canyon is only a hole in Arizona. Not all holes, or games, are created equal. George Will
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jul 16, 2010 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions
I thought so too.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Dave Barnett
Aquaman thinks i'm fat.
;’(
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"You know what would be funny? If Michael included:
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."-cmkelly29 on the night of the Michael Young speech.
Pipe down fatass.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Dave Barnett
I never said that I think you are.
I said that I bet you are.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
Same shit.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"You know what would be funny? If Michael included:
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."-cmkelly29 on the night of the Michael Young speech.
by TooLegitToQuit on Jul 16, 2010 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions
If the payoff is right, maybe.
I was just splitting hairs, though.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
how are they not hitting this guy, his stuff sure does look that great on tv, maybe he hides the ball well or something
Baseball ain't like football. You can't make up no trick plays. ~Yogi Berra
so we can score in the 1st....
and after that we shit ourselves…
by death of the cool on Jul 16, 2010 7:13 PM CDT reply actions
Ugh.
I wouldn’t be surprised if we score > 1 run the rest of the night.
I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw
greater than 1?
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"Hello Win Column!!!"
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jul 16, 2010 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Less than one.
Wrong alligator head I guess.
Been awhile since prealgebra.
I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw
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by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 16, 2010 7:14 PM CDT reply actions
So if a girl asks you if you think she's fat..
And you say ‘yes’, is that a sin?
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"You know what would be funny? If Michael included:
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."-cmkelly29 on the night of the Michael Young speech.
AAAA lefty kicking our ass.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
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