More fun with player profile pics
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 17, 2010 2:00 PM CDT
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My name is John Lackey. People call me John Lackey.
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I know his cousin.
He’s a year older than me and his sister is the same age.
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition)
And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56 on Jul 9, 2010 9:43 PM CDT
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
Did he and his sister share the same stable?
by shroomer on Jul 17, 2010 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Not sure about that haha
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition)
And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56 on Jul 9, 2010 9:43 PM CDT
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
And now...the starting pitcher for your United States special olympics All-Star team...
JOHN LACKEY!!!
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Jul 17, 2010 2:02 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
He could pass as a donkey.
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition)
And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56 on Jul 9, 2010 9:43 PM CDT
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
by RangersSD on Jul 17, 2010 2:13 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
That is a terrible attempt at humor, Adam.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"You know what would be funny? If Michael included:
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."-cmkelly29 on the night of the Michael Young speech.
by TooLegitToQuit on Jul 17, 2010 2:29 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
And I'm sure it is cluttering the front page
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 17, 2010 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions
This too.
+1 for you, Adam.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"You know what would be funny? If Michael included:
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."-cmkelly29 on the night of the Michael Young speech.
by TooLegitToQuit on Jul 17, 2010 4:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Thats not even the worst picture of him I've seen
Not even close
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
He looks a little like Oosthuizen, the guy leading the Brittish Open right now
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
"HE GETS THE GODDAM CLEAT" by philkid3
Don't complement Lackey
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition)
And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56 on Jul 9, 2010 9:43 PM CDT
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
I think that's a horse
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition)
And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56 on Jul 9, 2010 9:43 PM CDT
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
I thought it was at first
But the more I looked at it, the less sure I was. If it is a horse, it has the shortest mane I’ve ever seen on one.
Yeah...
and the horse below him doesn’t look too happy either.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
by slc ranger on Jul 17, 2010 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
He's got a little Jake Busey working in that top pic.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 17, 2010 4:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Except making FUN of him bahahaha
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition)
And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56 on Jul 9, 2010 9:43 PM CDT
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
Shrek's less of a douche
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition)
And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56 on Jul 9, 2010 9:43 PM CDT
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
Stuart Scott's eye
hands down.
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
"HE GETS THE GODDAM CLEAT" by philkid3
by jam0152 on Jul 17, 2010 3:06 PM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
Joe Morgan's "cat" eyes.
Every time I see those things, I think of the Stephen King movie “Sleepwalkers”.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 17, 2010 4:50 PM CDT up reply actions
I wish I could find that image...
I screenshot off of MLB.com of John Lackey that I posted closer to the beginning of the season. I didn’t even know eyes could sink that far back into someone’s skull.
Then again, perhaps it is best that we don’t have to see it again.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 17, 2010 3:08 PM CDT reply actions
Whoa... did they just say Jeter would be announced by the dead guy
for the rest of his career? Certainly I didn’t hear that correctly…
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
"HE GETS THE GODDAM CLEAT" by philkid3
yep, from Wikipedia:
“In 2009, All-Star shortstop and Yankee captain Derek Jeter asked Sheppard to record his at-bat announcement, which will be used for each of Jeter’s home at-bats for the rest of his Yankee career.”
that’s just weird.
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
"HE GETS THE GODDAM CLEAT" by philkid3
Nah, I think it's pretty cool
Sheppard is a true legend of the game. Getting to use his voice for as long as possible is a pretty cool thing, IMO.
"LSJ is jealous that the M’s fans have a sucky team that they can whine and snark about. We’re stuck with a good team in first place." -- Adam Von Marriagesmasher
"I’m gonna go on record here and say a great many things excuse throwing a chair at someone." – D.A. Tron
Yes
He has been since Sheppard retired three years ago.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 17, 2010 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions
He is…the least interesting man in the world.
“I don’t always drink beer.”
We need to develop the technology to reanimate the corpse of Kenesaw Mountain Landis and install him as commissioner again. He wouldn't put up with this crap.
"But when I do, I drink whatever's on sale"
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 17, 2010 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions
But when I do, I discover
my vagina
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition)
And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56 on Jul 9, 2010 9:43 PM CDT
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
"Yall come on down ta Lackey Chevrolet right off 20 in Abilene next ta thuh Sonic"
"There's really no way of knowing... Sometimes when I see their big eyes looking up from my lap I think, that's definitely a homeless guy in a fur coat." Betty White on SNL
by Pocket Ninja on Jul 17, 2010 3:51 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
"I'll come down there at 2:00am, if you tell me you're gonna be there."
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 17, 2010 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Nope, that guy is in Longview.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
heh.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 17, 2010 4:53 PM CDT up reply actions
I have never like Lackey...
despite how hard Josh Lewin tried to make me like him……
UTA, Abilene, His dad coached somewhere here i believe….UGH.
F HIM.
by dontcallmeElvis on Jul 17, 2010 3:57 PM CDT reply actions
AJ Burnett pulled from Yankees/Rays in top 3
no reason apparent yet
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
"HE GETS THE GODDAM CLEAT" by philkid3
Hmm, because he was sucking ass?
The Yankees pulled starter A.J. Burnett after two-plus innings as they trail the Rays in a matchup of baseball’s best.
His ERA went up almost .25 today, that makes me giggle.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
I hope Ian...
hits a homer off of him tonight and then yells at him to ‘get off our field’ as he rounds the bases.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
How long 'til Lackey realized it was his field? O/U 2 innings later.
“Hey, wait a second…”
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
by scoop16 on Jul 17, 2010 4:26 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
This far into the thread
and no one has pointed out that his profile says “Los Angeles Angels”?
"there's no money in triples" - CJ, 3.23.10
In 2008, Warner collected about $5000 per day ($2 million per year) in royalties for the song
This includes use in film, television, radio, anywhere open to the public, or even among a group where a substantial number of those in attendance are not family or friend to whoever is performing the song.
Happy Birthday to You
OT: I think Lewin + TAG's call on the triple last night may be tied for my favorite Rangers call ever.
Tied Lewin’s call on Looch’s game-winner.
The FUCK?
how did that chromosome missing sonovabitch land that babe?
Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules
by AndrusImpersonator on Jul 17, 2010 4:40 PM CDT reply actions
I didn't think
he was Torii Hunter’s type…
Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules
by AndrusImpersonator on Jul 17, 2010 4:46 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm not sure about now...
but I wouldn’t be surprised if at some point in his past Lackey had a little bit of some black guy in him.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Don't the Rangers usually bomb Lackey?
Or is that just in our ballpark?
Wash really needs to put Kinsler in the leadoff spot tonight though… we can have the starting pitcher out of the game in two pitches!
its only gonna take 1 run to win tonight.
Cliff Lee is throwing a shutout.
by dontcallmeElvis on Jul 17, 2010 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions
no way he just throws a shutout
i’m thinking no-no…E5 ruins the perfecto
by kevinkinsler on Jul 17, 2010 4:46 PM CDT up reply actions
did i say shutout? My bad....
I meant no-hitter.
by dontcallmeElvis on Jul 17, 2010 4:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Nothing like some Mastodon to get ya pumped up for a game....
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 17, 2010 4:54 PM CDT reply actions
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