Series Preview: White Sox @ Rangers - Wouldn't You Like To Be A Guillen Too?
Now back to your regularly scheduled Not-The-Biggest-Series-of-the-Year programming. Now that the Rangers are finished in Anaheim for a while, they need to be careful here to avoid a letdown. I actually believe the Rangers players in their insistence that the series in Anaheim wasn't "big" to them in the sense that it happened in June. They correctly inferred that the division isn't won or lost this early in the season. But, I think if they were being candid, they'd relent and say it meant more than say, a June series against Baltimore.
And yet, this last series probably meant more to us as fans. We're the ones that care about division leads changing by a game or two, more or less, at this point in the season. But still, even if the Rangers players weren't treating the series as do or die, all three games were hotly contested and could have gone either way. There was intensity displayed. You could tell that the Rangers were battling. And with that comes perhaps the instinct to breathe a little now that it is over. For the Rangers though, where nothing is going to be handed to them, there's no time to breathe. There is no time to rest. The Rangers shouldn't sleep on the White Sox. There will be plenty of time to sleep in November.
Friday, July 2 7:05: RHP Freddy Garcia vs. RHP Colby Lewis
Saturday, July 3 7:05: LHP John Danks vs. RHP Tommy Hunter
Sunday, July 4 7:05: LHP Mark Buehrle vs. RHP Scott Feldman
Not to step on my own questions to ponder, but did you know the White Sox are tied for the best pitching staff in baseball in terms of value? No. I didn't realize it myself. Scroll down to the RAR chart below and check out their rankings in both Starters and Relievers. They've been awesome. They have a combined total pitching staff WAR of 12.4. The Rockies are also at 12.4 and then the next best staff is the Cubs at 10.8. Apparently pitching is easier when done near Lake Michigan. The problem for the White Sox, as good as their pitching has been, is that their offense has been equally as bad.
For the Rangers, offense isn't the problem. The Rangers are good at scoring runs. On the season, the Rangers have scored the third most runs in baseball with 413. They've done so thanks to an OBP that is 5th best in the majors, team OPS that is 4th best, and a team wOBA that is 4th best at .341. With a batting WAR of 14.5, the numbers reveal the fact that the Rangers have a top five offense in baseball. So, in an interesting inverted picture with the White Sox, it's the Rangers pitching (specifically the starters, surprised?) that is the prevalent issue for the team.
Things might look bleak right now for the Rangers if not for how well the bullpen has performed. The Rangers relief corps is currently 3rd in baseball, right behind the White Sox. As good as the pen has been, the overall health of the staff has been bogged down by the starters. The Rangers starters have been the 18th best in baseball in terms of RAR. That's not good and things could get worse. The Rangers starters have pitched 453.0 innings this season, which is the 25th most of any starting rotation in baseball. Therefore, the bullpen has carried the heavy load of 247.1 innings pitched, 7th most in baseball this year.
It makes some sense to leverage a little more heavily the pitchers that are good, and in the case of the Rangers, that's the bullpen pitchers, however, in doing so, the real concern comes from when the overuse will deteriorate the quality and turn the plus into a scary minus.
The Rangers need the starters to pick it up because the bullpen can't be as good as it has been if they continue to have to pitch this much. Well, that, or the Rangers need Cliff Lee.
Chicago White Sox (40-37, 3rd place AL Central)
Rangers' 2010 Record vs. Chicago: 4-2
Chicago's Recent Results: 1-2 Series loss against the Kansas City Royals
SBN White Sox Blog: South Side Sox
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Match-up: (as of 7/1) |
Rangers |
White Sox |
Advantage |
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Batting (RAR) |
138.5 (5th) |
56.3 (25th) |
Rangers! |
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Starters (RAR) |
54.7 (18th) |
86.8 (2nd) |
White Sox :( |
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Bullpen (RAR) |
27.7 (3rd) |
33.1 (2nd) |
White Sox? |
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Overall RAR |
220.9 |
176.2 |
Rangers |
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Defense Runs Saved |
22 |
14 |
Rangers |
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Questions to Ponder:
- Did you know that Matt Thornton has been more valuable as a reliever than all but two Rangers starting pitchers (C.J. Wilson and Colby Lewis)?
- Over/Under: Will Ozzie Guillen misspell 17 words on his Twitter during this series?
- Were you aware that Carlos Quentin has a -0.6 WAR for the season? Hasn't he been a sleeper MVP candidate the last few seasons? Yikes.
- Did you know Donny Lucy has been the White Sox 7th best batter this season, their third catcher in the top seven? Yikes again.
- Do you remember to honor your gifs of years past?
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So we need to make the starters throw a ton of pitches to get to an equally good bullpen?
Hmmm….
I suppose we should have PM place a bunch of unders bets for the games this weekend, eh?
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Harold Baines' pic doesn't work
And no I certainly didn’t realize their pitching was that stout.
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
Fuck Harold Baines and all of his progeny's progeny
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
That's because...
the Harold Baines picture doesn’t exist.
That’s what was so weird an option in the player widget.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 2, 2010 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions
YAY!!!
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
that pic of Ozzie looks like he's trying to eat an invisible baby
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
That gif is awesome
Some of the best ones come from Chicago. Popcorn guy, Medusa, Tumnus…
Over on the misspelled words. WAY over.
"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." - Chuck Morgan
True dat
It’s the gif capitol of the LSB States.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Heh. I know that's like his son or relative but
He has that look into the camera like as if saying to his wife: “Fine bitch, you want to cheat on me with another man, I’ll do the same.”
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
"And I got much younger at that position, you whore."
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
this is the greatest pic ever posted
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
better than the bloody lip?
I was always a fan of that pic.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 2, 2010 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
my favorite baseball card I own
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
2nd to this bb card?

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 2, 2010 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions
have that one too
but I keep it in my nightstand with my lotion
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
i bet you have that poster on your ceiling
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
i was watching this game and still have it on an old video tape somewhere
if my wife did not throw them out, i use to tape all of Nolan’s starts, only big game i missed taping was the 7th no no, i was out of town, but anyway this Bo Jackson game was great, and him beating Robin Ventura all to hell was as fun to watch as his 6th no hitter.
"I may have had a tough break, but I have an awful lot to live for." Lou Gehrig
was there
greatest memory ever
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
I know, I know
I feel the exact same way. I was 12 or so, but my Dad has the tickets somewhere at his house.
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
it was amazing
after the scrum was finally broken, the entire crowd was chanting “Nolan! Nolan! Nolan!” and when he came back to the mound everyone went effing nuts.
upon checking it I was only 9 at the time, but I remember it like it was yesterday.
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
For some reason one of the games that stands out most in my mind
Is when our catcher, David Valle, I think, broke his bat over his knee after striking out. Seemed so bad ass when I was like 10.
Bo was known to snap bats pretty often
"I may have had a tough break, but I have an awful lot to live for." Lou Gehrig
Ron Washington snaps bats with his mind.
That’s what he does in his hotel room at night. I have it on good authority.
by Black Francis on Jul 2, 2010 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Over his head
Why do some people think aquariums are cruel? The fish love it there! They told me. They said, "Truthfully Rich, it's fuckin awesome. There's no predators. No nets, no pollution. It's like the ocean without all the bullshit." -Richard Jeni
by chezBK203 on Jul 2, 2010 6:51 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
i was thre too
third base line, broke my seat jumping up and down on it
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
I never get tired of watching this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNETI5Abx0o
What's up my little chicken pot pie?
Even though your face is huge, I love the shit out of you girl.
by JimCrankshaft on Jul 2, 2010 4:35 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Never fuck with a Texan, thats just common sense
"I may have had a tough break, but I have an awful lot to live for." Lou Gehrig
And that's why you don't piss off Nolan MF Ryan
That man has murder in his eyes I tell you what.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
"AND UNLIKE WHAT WE HAD, WE'RE IN LOVE!"
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 2, 2010 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Fucker's one close talker when he's not making out with you
"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.
Then he grounded out weakly to second.
Must be a culture thing
I’m pretty close to my dad, but we don’t embrace while locking lips…. with our eyes closed…
reminds me of Mose Schrute
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
Ha! Good call...
or the guy from The Burbs.
by lost in space on Jul 2, 2010 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions
x
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
The problem with a lot of these sports-comedy blogs...
is that the writers always end up with huge egos.
That is spot on sir...
I had completely forgotten about Schrute Farm.
by lost in space on Jul 2, 2010 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Isn't that the same place Jim and Pam
stayed for bed and breakfast?
by lost in space on Jul 2, 2010 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions
the review they wrote
“The architecture reminds one of a quaint Tuscan beet farm, and the natural aroma of the beets drifts into the bedrooms and makes you dream of simpler times. You will never want to leave your room. The informative lecture will satisfy all your beet curiosity, and the dawn goose walk will tug at your heart strings. Table making never seemed so possible. Great story to tell your friends. Plenty of parking! The staff’s attention to detail and devotion to cleanliness was limitless. From their enthusiastic welcome to the last wave good-bye, Schrute Farms delivers.”
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
He got us a run in the 8th last night
just couldn’t quite get us over the top
Quick Heh for the day
Ex-UCLAer Maurice Jones-Drew on Sirius about USC sanctions: “We knew all the guys took paycuts when they came into the league”
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"A win is a win. Kinda like banging a hogger on Spring Break. You’re glad hardly anybody saw you do it but at the end of the day you got laid."-- Josey Wales
by TooLegitToQuit on Jul 2, 2010 3:16 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Thank God for Friday and a new series!
Black and Blue Thursday™ is offically behind us. (what a beating!)
Our WooWoo (BT) is better than your WooWoo (Jeff)!!
Take that Chicago!!
I haven't seen San Francisco fans celebrate like this since the last ghey pride event.
I can't wait for the day when Bengie Molina is a 500 lb. retiree wearing depends and Michael Main is anchoring the Giants rotation. What a special several years that will be!!
Yeah...
in many ways, I’m really glad the Rangers aren’t playing the Angels anymore. Not because I fear them, because I think the Rangers are a better team, but because it’s just so draining to be that filled with disgust for 72 hours.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 2, 2010 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Well put BG...
days like yesterday really make me appreciate my bad short term memory.
by lost in space on Jul 2, 2010 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Maybe not with this rain
"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.
I'm bringing my binoculars and mirror-signalling devices out to the bleachers
I hope you guys are with me.
They need an entire section in the bleachers with flashlights Sunday
Maybe Rayovac would be interested in this promo opp.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
That would be awesome, I think we could coordinate this from LSB
It’d only take like 20 of us dropping 10 bucks on bleacher seats for it to be hilarious
OT
so i went to Mavs money ball (the mavericks blog) and was warned for being not so nice to the little kiddos over there. I’m sorry if i reacted to the fact that some dummy thought that a three way trade with GS and New Orleans would bring chris paul here, Monta Ellis to the Hornets, and the Mavs would just have to trade away JJ Barea and Jason Terry. Forgive me.
Rangers FTW
the main reason why i reacted
The kid thought that GS would give up Monta Ellis in that trade was because Don Nelson is Donnie Nelson’s father.
Rangers FTW
That place is basically just an extension of the DMN Blogs
"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." - Chuck Morgan
Yeah, just posted a response to Kevzta with a similar thought
Tact isn’t necessary here…and is hardly ever used. Over there, speaking softly and without a big stick is usually necessary.
"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move." - Satchel Paige
by Suicide Prince on Jul 2, 2010 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions
And don't use more than 4 words in a GDT
"Hell's frozen over, Pigs are flying! The Saints have won the Super Bowl"
Shreveport Captains in LSB H2H Fantasy League
That pic of Ozzie and Lou
is hilarious. I bet Lou understood 2 words the entire time they hugged it out. Priceless.
Odds on a rain delay tonight at some point?
I’m across the street from Presbyterian in north Dallas and it’s now pouring rain for the second time today.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
probably pretty good
Im in S. Arlington and its clear right now but the radar is full of red and green blotches
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
nevermind the red and green blotches, that's just ghtd36 and Mizzou918 practicing their next dot race
I haven't seen San Francisco fans celebrate like this since the last ghey pride event.
I can't wait for the day when Bengie Molina is a 500 lb. retiree wearing depends and Michael Main is anchoring the Giants rotation. What a special several years that will be!!
by BigGuns on Jul 2, 2010 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
ketchup and relish....any mustard ?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
New forecast has a 60% for tonight...
and as bigsteve says, there is quite a bit of storm activity south of us, moving NW.
Ephesians 3:20-21...and I can only imagine
I'm in Coppell and it's pouring as well...
I gotta think this is a pretty big storm. Haven’t looked at a radar though.
by lost in space on Jul 2, 2010 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions
http://www.accuweather.com/us/radar/r1h/kftw/radar.asp?play=true
Ephesians 3:20-21...and I can only imagine
Thanks,
in that case, I would say the game will probably be delayed tonight.
by lost in space on Jul 2, 2010 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Ive got rough rider tickets and I dont see any way it goes without a rain delay
probably similar in arlington
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
I just passed through S. Arlington on my way back from Fort Worth
I-20 was a mess. I think that hurricane picked up some oil over the Gulf because the roads are super slick. I locked my brakes three times and in the five years I’ve owned this car I’d never locked them before today.
I haven’t seen any really heavy rain no matter where I was at today. Maybe they can play through it all.
by Black Francis on Jul 2, 2010 4:47 PM CDT up reply actions
large semi truck wreck on I35 here in Waco today during what was a real frog floater
had traffic blocked up half was to Dallas for more than an hour, at the same time on the other side a half mile away was another wreck, man it was hell on 35, glad i was on the side roads
"I may have had a tough break, but I have an awful lot to live for." Lou Gehrig
Ugh
The thought of being stuck in traffic near Waco is scary. I fear anal rape by roving hordes of rednecks who terrorize the traffic jam in 4×4 pickup trucks.
by Black Francis on Jul 2, 2010 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Rotographs SS rankings:
The Big Three:
1. Hanley Ramirez, Florida (.383 wOBA, .404 ZiPS RoS wOBA)
2. Jose Reyes, New York NL (.334 wOBA, .360 ZiPS RoS wOBA)
3. Jimmy Rollins, Philadelphia (.378 wOBA, .352 ZiPS RoS wOBA)
The Next Best Thing:
4. Derek Jeter, New York AL (.338 wOBA, .353 ZiPS RoS wOBA)
5. Elvis Andrus, Texas (.333 wOBA, .331 ZiPS RoS wOBA)
6. Ben Zobrist, Tampa Bay (.359 wOBA, .360 ZiPs RoS wOBA)
7. Troy Tulowitzki, Colorado (.386 wOBA, .368 ZiPS RoS wOBA)
8. Stephen Drew, Arizona (.334 wOBA, .338 ZiPS RoS wOBA)
Andrus looks good, and with his speed might be able to maintain some of his strong BABIP, but he has almost negative power. All those grass guzzlers won’t turn into home runs any time soon, no matter how fast he is.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
I was never expecting a whole lot of power from Elvis
but I didn’t expect him to decline so much from last season. Oh well, as long as he keeps that BA/OBP that high, I can live with it.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
I expected him to be around 10-12 this year
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I think he is just focusing on OBP this season
And not worrying about power…one step at a time.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
The Rangers' plane touched down at Love Field at 4:55 this morning...
…hope everyone got a good nap in this morning. For what it’s worth, I’m sure Bengie and Colby were probably already here and got a good night’s rest.
Ephesians 3:20-21...and I can only imagine
Yeah Bengie and Colby were here last night
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
Molina needed extra time to scout the buffets around Arlington
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
I have a feeling the GDT's are going to be rather brutal towards Ben Mealina
see what I did there?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
thanks bub.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
It's certainly going to make me expand my rotund joke arsenal
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
gotta give me props bro...it's in the fine print.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Is philkid going to tonight's game?
scottrlucas Yes, really, this time. Texas has promoted 1st rounder Jake Skole to Spokane.
"No nuts, no glory"
The Rangers are being really aggressive with assignments
hope it doesnt backfire
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
Because now he's in a hitters park so he'll be awesome!
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
Cruz on bench
"When you play Happy," Andrus said, "good things will happen."
by Feliz es bueno on Jul 2, 2010 4:40 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Cruz is sitting
And I guess they just decided to slot him in Cruz’s spot.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 2, 2010 4:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Cruz sitting is not terrible, given his recent performance
1. Elvis Andrus, SS
2. Michael Young, 3B
3. Ian Kinsler, 2B
4. Vladimir Guerrero, DH
5. Josh Hamilton, LF
6. Bengie Molina, C
7. David Murphy, RF
8. Justin Smoak, 1B
9. Julio Borbon, CF
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Don't understand hitting Molina 6th, though
He’ll apparently hit 7th usually, ahead of Smoak and Borbon.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 2, 2010 4:49 PM CDT up reply actions
This is the problem with Washington...
he doesn’t understand how to use his players properly. I would rather start Treanor today and Molina the next two day against the lefties.
"No nuts, no glory"
Molina has been named the starter
So maybe he catches all 3.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
More likely
didn’t like his other options.
"Look, we're basically on earth to shit and fuck. So unless your job's to help people shit or fuck, it's not that important, so relax."-https://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
Yeah
Treanor has been the best catcher on the team this year. Unfortunately, he also doesn’t appear to be able to physically handle catching as much as the Rangers need him to.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 2, 2010 5:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Which makes the trade make a little more sense
Provided they have shut the door on the idea of Salty/Teagarden being called up to the big leagues this year.
Right
Plus, I think the Redsox were sniffing around.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
they got the catcher from houston today
"I may have had a tough break, but I have an awful lot to live for." Lou Gehrig
Molina may catch all three
And with Treanor nursing an injury, I imagine they wanted to give him off today.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 2, 2010 4:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Well yeah, but we already know why
Wash doesn’t like to change up the batting order when swapping players out.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Molina hitting behind Hamilton
Always nice to see our best hitter hitting directly in front of our worst hitter @lineupgenius
Well...
Hamilton doesn’t hit into double plays so they’re trying to compensate with the next guy in the lineup there to finish the job.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 2, 2010 5:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Probably trying to split up the Slowest Duo In Baseball History.
SDIBH.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
Good Lord that's terrible.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
That's sickening.
Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year.
He declined to accept the award as to not show up his fellow rookies. Incentives earned from being named ROY were donated to a local charity. He did not report this donation on his tax return.
has Max been sent back down yet?
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
slc ranger, up to his old tricks again.
NEW YORK (Reuters) – The Securities and Exchange Commission has sued a Utah man for fraudulently misusing $139 million of investor funds on such things as a film about the Cub Scouts’ Pinewood Derby car race and development of a “sandwich in a can.”
by cmkelly29 on Jul 2, 2010 4:40 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
This is so awesome.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
No doubt, lol! Hey, new good luck charm?

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Who in the fuck would eat that?
development of a "sandwich in a can."
by lost in space on Jul 2, 2010 4:47 PM CDT up reply actions
While doing a little research on how many people are manned on the ISS at a particular time,
I found this little interesting tidbit.
The time zone used on board the ISS is Coordinated Universal Time (UTC). The windows are covered at night hours to give the impression of darkness because the station experiences 16 sunrises and sunsets a day.
by lost in space on Jul 2, 2010 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Sounds bad but I eat canned corned-beef hash so who am I to throw stones?
"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.
Then he grounded out weakly to second.
you need to go represent Wyoming on the LSB Geography poll
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
Whups - I'll be back in a second
"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.
Then he grounded out weakly to second.
Have you seen this?
Breakfast Scramler-homemade grits layered with scrambled eggs, a slice of American cheese and topped with mouth-watering Jimmy Dean sausage

Gross.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
But wait, there's more!
Total fat: 26g
Saturated fat: 10g
Cholesterol: 280Mg
Sodium: 1270Mg
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
I figured there would be more fat.
How are those sandwich things at KFC what use fried chicken instead of bread…..those things are intriguing.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I will never, ever consume one of those.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Wow...
that amount of sodium is more than I’m allowed to eat in a single day.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
I'm still refuting the claims...
that I was misusing that money.
That shit needed to be done.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
OT
Dirk’s about to get $96,000,000 richer
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
Yeah, that jumped out
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Will the
double header be saturday or sunday? no way this game gets played tonight
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 2, 2010 5:13 PM CDT reply actions
http://www.wfaa.com/weather/radar?radar=64242082&type=ani&img=2&c=y
Ephesians 3:20-21...and I can only imagine
Sunday
"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.
I'm smoking a pork butt and some ribs
I gotta have something to do for hours and hours and double header would work very nicely
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
I want a smoker
but i’ve never used one. right now i’ve just got a gas grill, so brisket gets cooked in the oven
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
I just don't have the patience to use a smoker
by lost in space on Jul 2, 2010 5:32 PM CDT up reply actions
patience is the key
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
x
I’m less optimistic about playing tonight at #Rangers Ballpark than I was 40 minutes ago.
11 minutes ago via TweetDeck
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
that looks effin sweet
July 7th release date
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
Videos of Profar, Olt and De Los Santos up.
by philkid3 on Jul 2, 2010 5:42 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
'Bout time sucka
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
I'm am enjoying the videos right now
Thanks!
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Cool stuff
Mike Olt is humbled by your comments and wants you to write about the young kid Skole
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
I lol'ed several times
Such a genius meme, born on draft night.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
What makes me laugh most is
“Mike Olt!”
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
Please tell me that's really him.
Perfect.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
no, thats a character from arrested development
steve holt.
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
heh, oh....
I knew tha…no I didn’t.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
though someone really needs to put his face on steve holts body in that pic
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
better yet... a pic doing the "Steve Holt!" with his arms over his head
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
Freakin' monsoon in N Dallas right now
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
damn
I haven't seen San Francisco fans celebrate like this since the last ghey pride event.
I can't wait for the day when Bengie Molina is a 500 lb. retiree wearing depends and Michael Main is anchoring the Giants rotation. What a special several years that will be!!
UTA physics prof to ascertain "true" Hammy HR distance tomorrow at 3pm?
And that’s the number the Rangers put in the record books, cool.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
I guess they don't trust it?
Evidently the team sent out a press release trying to get some media there tomorrow.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
GDTRO*
*Rained Out :(
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Perhaps not!
The #Rangers are optimistic, as we are still set for a 7:05 start.
2 minutes ago via TweetDeck
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Surely not...
looking at the radar, I would bet the farm this game doesn’t start at 7p.
Plus, with no GDT posted, Rangers will have to wait to start playing until SBN fixes the problem.
by lost in space on Jul 2, 2010 6:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Dunno, that's what Aandro posted
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
I'm in the parking lot
Waiting for my friends to get here. It’s raining steadily.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
by Lisa W on Jul 2, 2010 6:26 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Not good, via Aandro
No way we start on time.
7 minutes ago via TweetDeck in reply to mdunlap1
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
MLB network shows the tarp on a still raining
"I may have had a tough break, but I have an awful lot to live for." Lou Gehrig
The rough riders keep saying that too
yet pete delkus from wfaa is AT the ballpark doing weather and is kinda not buying it apparently
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
I'm showing it has been published
But it isn’t on the front page.
I’m assuming SBN is having issues again.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 2, 2010 6:14 PM CDT up reply actions
call them and let them know the ramifications.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Bleah, was gonna make homemade fajita's and enjoy the game tonight...my resolve for either is waning
Grab a fajita! /Norm
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
I did steaks last night with fat baked pots...freaking glorious....I love meat.
Tonight….I’m cooking a frozen pizza.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I'm exploring other, lazier options as well
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
frozen chimichangas dude...
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Leftover szechuan beef or baked chicken
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
So steak and potatoes on Thursday
and frozen pizza on Friday?
Wow, that seems backwards to me Ryin A.
Although with this weather tonight, sounds like you made a wise choice.
by lost in space on Jul 2, 2010 6:37 PM CDT up reply actions
i had something else planned but a pregnant wife rec'd the FP
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Oh that's right...
meant to say congrats a few days ago. 2nd one right?
by lost in space on Jul 2, 2010 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions
indeed sir, and thank you kindly.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
"Wouldn't you like to be a Guillen too?"
Man, I don’t know anything ghostofErikThompson but you crack me up everytime. Old Dr. Pepper jingle I assume.
It's "Ode to Joy," from the Ninth Symphony. - Josh Garoon
Yes...
I don’t even know why that popped in my head.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 2, 2010 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions
don't give up, guy.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
7:45 start, just announced on 21
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Hope that stands...
the radar I’m looking at doesn’t look like it’s going to quit for the next 2 days.
by lost in space on Jul 2, 2010 6:40 PM CDT up reply actions
What is a good way to waste an hour?
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"A win is a win. Kinda like banging a hogger on Spring Break. You’re glad hardly anybody saw you do it but at the end of the day you got laid."-- Josey Wales

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