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Series Preview: Oakland Athletics @ Texas Rangers - A Challenger Approaches

"Where have you gone, Carney Lansford..."

Well, here we go again. It looks like the Rangers are going to have to get used to playing the second best team in their division. Just as it was five days ago, this is a big series. Now that the A's are actually closer to first place than the Angels, it would behoove the Rangers to do to the A's as they did to the Angels over the weekend. All hope must be crushed.

As with last weekend's series it's easy to see why this is a big one for the opponent. For one, the A's are 7 1/2 games back and have the opportunity to almost cut that in half. These are the types of series that you read about as "statement games" if things go right for the underdog. Secondly, while there's still a lot of baseball to go, there's really no time like the present to make their ascent if they have one in them.

After this chunk of AL West-y goodness, the Rangers don't really play another block of AL West games until the last half of September. If a true challenger is going to emerge, it has to start happening quickly. Here's where it gets tricky, however. In addition to the possibility to being down only 4 1/2 games, the A's could--and probably more easily--find themselves down 10 1/2 games by Friday. That's a huge swing. These are the types of series that can end a season.

Here's why the series is big for the Rangers. More often than not, in a series such as this, because technically it is just another series after all, a team will win two games and the other team will win one. If that happens in this series the Rangers will be up 6 1/2 or 8 1/2 depending on which team wins the two games. The sky is not falling in a 6 1/2 game scenario A and I'd probably just be writing about a third consecutive second place battle four days from now if an 8 1/2 game scenario B plays out. But there are those instances where a team wins all three games in a series. I don't think I need to explain why a Rangers sweep of the A's would be big for the Rangers, but if the A's sweep the Rangers, while not a reason to panic, it will certainly provide a new challenge with a new challenger.

You'll hear tales of 1996 and the 9 game September lead that fell to 1 before the ship was righted. You'll float repressed memories of sweltering summer collapses. You'll read of six or seven game losing streaks to fall out of the race. This series is big for the Rangers simply because while they probably should feel comfortable about their chances of playing in October, they still have to win the baseball games. At the first sign that they might not win them, it's going to get scary.

The simple solution is:

Play them all like they're big.

 

Tuesday, July 27 7:05: LHP Gio Gonzalez vs. LHP Cliff Lee!

Wednesday, July 28 7:05: RHP Trevor Cahill vs. RHP Colby Lewis

Thursday, July 29 7:05: RHP Vin Mazzaro vs. LHP C.J. Wilson

Star-divide

I'll admit it. I had written off the A's completely. I haven't paid much attention to them from about mid-June until about a week ago. I still don't think they're going to find themselves back in the race. I don't know what that says about this race, if it says anything at all. I mean, who am I? I'm nobody to declare anything. But, if the A's are practically written off in my mind, then so are the Angels. If the Angels and A's are both written off, well then... I guess I'll just let my imagination run wilder than a Vlad first-to-third attempt that only a broadcaster could love.

However, I do think that there's a good chance that the A's are a more dangerous team than the Angels. They've actually been the better team. Their pythag has them a game better than they've performed at 51-47 whereas the Angels (surprise!) have a pythagorean W-L record of 49-52. The A's are much better defensively going by defensive runs saved. The A's are much better offensively going by RAR. And the A's are only slightly worse at pitching going by RAR. The sum of the parts are in the A's favor, however. They're just a better ballclub.

I expect the Rangers to do well in this series because they have favorable match-ups, but if they lose this series, I won't be surprised. I also won't be too worried about it, either. For once in my post-1999 Rangers fandom life, in any season that didn't end already by May, and while the team should play them all like they're big, the Rangers are in a position where we don't necessarily have to sweat every loss. They will all be frustrating and horrible, mind you. That's the kinds of fans that we are. But for once, each loss isn't going to be a little individual end of the world.

AccuScore Fun Fact:

     TEAM              19-Jul      26-Jul     % DIFF   WIN DIV

Texas Rangers      94.9%      95.5%      0.6%      95.1%

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Oakland Athletics (50-48, 2nd place AL West)

Rangers' 2010 Record vs. Oakland: 3-3

Oakland's Recent Results: 2-1 Series win against the Chicago White Sox

SBN A's Blog: Athletics Nation

     Match-up: (as of 7/26)

       Rangers

A's

Advantage

Batting

(RAR)

168.9

           (6th)

124.4

(14th)

Rangers


Starters

(RAR)

66.1

(21st)

78.0

(14th)

A's

Bullpen

(RAR)

30.5

(6th)

6.4

(24th)

Rangers

Overall RAR

265.5

208.8

Rangers!

Defense Runs Saved

19

47

A's


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Questions to Ponder:

  • Did you know Josh Hamilton (5.4) has been the most valuable player in baseball this season having vaulted over Justin Morneau (5.2 WAR)? He's done so by having the worst defensive value of anyone in the top eight.
  • Were you aware that Gabe Gross (-0.5 WAR) has been less valuable as a positional player than every A's pitcher who has an at-bat this season minus their pitching WAR? (This one was for you, Dirk.)
  • Over/Under: Does Chris Davis have 3 infield hits?
  • If could pick one non-Trevor Cahill, non-Brett Anderson Oakland Athletic for your Texas Rangers team, all contract, age, and position limitations considered, who would you choose?
  • Is it just me or do the A's have like one guy in the bullpen but every time they bring him in he has a different name? Bailey, Blevins, Breslow. You're not fooling me.

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What do i hear about Roy oswalt???

Benjie Freakin' Molina hit for the cycle.

by GayForFeliz on Jul 27, 2010 3:07 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Or WHAT IS THIS I hear about oswalt

Double post…

Benjie Freakin' Molina hit for the cycle.

by GayForFeliz on Jul 27, 2010 3:09 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Or WHAT IS THIS I hear about oswalt

Double post…

Benjie Freakin' Molina hit for the cycle.

by GayForFeliz on Jul 27, 2010 3:09 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

I like our chances when...

Lee, Lewis, and Wilson are the 3 pitchers pitching in a series. Given that Gonzalez can be tough and Cahill has really had our number….and Oakland has been playing well

I could see another low scoring tough series.

My expectations are 2 of 3. I would love a sweep which would all but be a knockout punch for the A’s.

by death of the cool on Jul 27, 2010 3:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Runs scored expectations are probably around 14 runs for both teams.

A little higher for Texas, a little lower for Oakland.

One good offense and one underrated offense. But six pitchers who have been solid at worst, two great bullpens and two great defenses.

by philkid3 on Jul 27, 2010 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

has their bullpen been good?

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Jul 27, 2010 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, by RAR, not so much.

Interesting.

Their xFIP is top five in the league, though (despite being right in line with their actual FIP).

What they do do, though, is give the most important innings to their best pitchers. A very novel concept. Still, looking at it, it doesn’t look quite as strong as I thought.

by philkid3 on Jul 27, 2010 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bailey and Wuertz are the ones that scare me...

although, both have proved to be hittable in the past.

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Jul 27, 2010 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

You said "doo doo"

Heh heh.

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

"If I had caught it, the force would have taken me through the fence." -- Rockies outfielder Ryan Spilborghs about a Nelson Cruz line drive.

by NorCalRangersFan on Jul 27, 2010 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Should be a great series

Love the pitching matchups for both teams.

Now, picking an Athletic, does it have to be a major leaguer? Or can it be a minor league?

If Major League: Probably Andrew Bailey
If Minor League: Either Michael Ynoa or Chris Carter

Matt (Denver, CO): Congratulations, I heard you won a gold glove!
Klaw (1:18 PM) : Thanks, I had a great year at the plate!
I think Jason Heyward is ready to be promoted to the AL. He’s mastered the NL - Matthew Carruth

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by SCDP on Jul 27, 2010 3:11 PM CDT reply actions  

From the majors...

Me? I’d probably take Daric Barton, Kurt Suzuki, or Gio Gonzalez.

Or, if we wanted to go wild, take Kevin Kouzmanoff and move Michael Young to first base.

by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 27, 2010 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Suzuki totally slipped my mind

It would be a toss up between him and Bailey then

Having Bailey could help offset the chance we move Feliz to the rotation

(And here comes the Feliz to rotation arguments)

Matt (Denver, CO): Congratulations, I heard you won a gold glove!
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by SCDP on Jul 27, 2010 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah...

Suzuki was the first guy I thought of… but Barton is good, too. And he is on the All-mis-spelled first name team (Jhonny Peralta is the captain)… thanks Lisa W

by JShoe on Jul 27, 2010 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wait, what?

Kurt is absolutely the first way I would think of spelling that name.

by philkid3 on Jul 27, 2010 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Daric

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Jul 27, 2010 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow.

I re-read that sentence five or six times seeing if he meant someone else. I somehow looked over Barton every time.

by philkid3 on Jul 27, 2010 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

think he meant Daric

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Jul 27, 2010 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

sorry.

I started a new sentence there. I can see how you got confused.

by JShoe on Jul 27, 2010 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'd rather have Kurt Suzuki for sure

Or Daric Barton.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Jul 27, 2010 4:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Same here

I think those 2 would help fill the biggest void that the rangers have

by Horns130 on Jul 27, 2010 5:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm scared about this series. I was cocky v. the Angels...this one I fear.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jul 27, 2010 3:11 PM CDT reply actions  

See...

I’m not very worried. Even if the Rangers are swept they still have the same lead they had at the All-Star Break and I really don’t expect them to get swept.

by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 27, 2010 3:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sure...

It wouldn’t be very fun. But it really wouldn’t be a reason to panic or anything either.

by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 27, 2010 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

4.5 is much more tolerable than 2

Which were the alternatives for getting swept, no?

Anyways, I’m not sweating this one as much because they don’t hit the ball very well on top of the fact that Lee and the Ceej are hitting strides.

by FuturePants on Jul 27, 2010 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

I know...but these little white shoed effers just annoy the hell out of me.

Top 3 players I hate so far this year:

1. Daric Barton
2. Darnell McDonald
3. Bill Hall

I’m just trying to protect myself from having massive rage attacks should they lose 2 out of 3.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jul 27, 2010 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

ryan sweeney?

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Jul 27, 2010 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Out for the year, I thought

"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Jul 27, 2010 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

doesn't mean he still can't hate the bastard..

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Jul 27, 2010 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

this

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Jul 27, 2010 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes...my Most Hated list resets every year.

Sweeney was definitely on it in 09.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jul 27, 2010 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

What was '92 like?

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Jul 27, 2010 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

I can't even remember what I had for breakfast dude.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jul 27, 2010 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hated the White Sox back then.

Especially Jack McDowell. Remind me to tell the story of when I was fucking with him about losing the Cy to a reliever(Eck). He was pissed about that.

I had Dunkin Donuts.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Jul 27, 2010 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

hey, tell me that story...

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Jul 27, 2010 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's for the memoirs.

Ryin’s my editor. It wouldn’t play well in a short message.

Shorthand: He was drunk at the Sheraton, so was I, and I egged him on ’cause I knew it would piss him off. Then I talked to Tim Raines about how cool it must have been to play with Al Oliver.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Jul 27, 2010 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

well...there goes that story.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jul 27, 2010 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Picking an Athletic:

Probably Andrew Bailey. Maybe Kurt Suzuki, just to hopefully, once and for all make sure Taylor Teagarden never sets foot in the Rangers clubhouse again.

by michael bluth on Jul 27, 2010 3:15 PM CDT reply actions  

no question

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Jul 27, 2010 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Barton is certainly promising

But it seems easier to replace that production at that position in FA.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Jul 27, 2010 4:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Re: If could pick one....

Suzuki…

Then I wouldn’t worry about our World Series chances..

Yes, just like that.

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Jul 27, 2010 3:19 PM CDT reply actions  

I've been a fan for so long

that I keep waiting for the roof to cave in and the longer it doesent the more nervous I get. (think positive) I would gladly take 2 of 3 in this series because I think Okland will be our real challenge from here on out not LA.

What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher

by Texfan1996 on Jul 27, 2010 3:21 PM CDT reply actions  

I, for one am less hyped about this one than the just finished Angels series...

….because the lead is bigger and such, but boy oh boy do I want to deliver another message to the AL West to suck it because our season is going to be a few games longer than any of theirs.

by FuturePants on Jul 27, 2010 3:22 PM CDT reply actions  

I want the lead to get crazy big

Like being up by 10 or 12 by the middle of August to where it just crushes the spirt of everyone else in the division. Yeah, just this one time I want that.

What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher

by Texfan1996 on Jul 27, 2010 3:25 PM CDT reply actions  

but the Angels got Dan Haren - that can't happen!

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Jul 27, 2010 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't know. LA seems like a team on the ropes right now.

What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher

by Texfan1996 on Jul 27, 2010 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

thanks, Benji - BTW, anyone heard a report about Haren's Dr. appt.?

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Jul 27, 2010 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oops. Hope I dident offend. Wasen't trying to

What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher

by Texfan1996 on Jul 27, 2010 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes...

That would be awesome. However, we’re Rangers fans, we have to have something to be miserable/terrified about.

by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 27, 2010 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

We'd get too complacent!

We need less of a lead so we’ll stay focused for the playoffs.

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Jul 27, 2010 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

The funny thing about this series preview...

is I sat around thinking of what to write for a long, long while, and once I started, I couldn’t stop, which is why this damn thing is like a million words. I need more baseball strife and hardship to focus.

by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 27, 2010 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

cue Spinal Tap reference

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Jul 27, 2010 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

This one goes to 11

What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher

by Texfan1996 on Jul 27, 2010 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

I rememeber being up by 9 in late 1996

and then almost blowing it. Rather not do that again. My heart is older now.

What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher

by Texfan1996 on Jul 27, 2010 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Josh Hamilton...

With the toe tap (210 PA) : .281 | .335 | .500 | 16 BB | 45 SO |

After getting rid of the toe tap (June 1) (206 PA): .432 | .466 | .771 | 12 BB | 32 SO |

"No nuts, no glory"

by coolaid on Jul 27, 2010 3:27 PM CDT reply actions  

More walks with the toe tap....

FAILURE!

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jul 27, 2010 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

nah...

he just walked in the 4 extra plate appearances.

by JShoe on Jul 27, 2010 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hmm

SI_JonHeyman
  
#marlins looking or big prospect back from rangers for cantu, apparently.

Replace Jim Knox

by benjihana on Jul 27, 2010 3:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Florida can have him if the price is too high.

I’m sure LA has at least 1 or 2 pitchers left they can part with.

What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher

by Texfan1996 on Jul 27, 2010 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

NO

What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher

by Texfan1996 on Jul 27, 2010 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

this would be incredibly freakin' stupid

we don’t need it that bad. If anything, we can give Moreland a shot

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Jul 27, 2010 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

question?

last year we wanted Garko right? Well, now he’s in AAA. That’s always a last resort option as well. I wouldn’t give up quality to get someone like Cantu. If we’re going to give up quality it better be for quality like Dunn, Lee, or Berkman, but damn they are too expensive. I like this Cantu deal less and less as this drags on. Walk away JD.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Jul 27, 2010 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Go Get Blalock...

/sarcasm

If I had a gun to my head and had to pick one pitcher to pitch a game to save my life.... I'd pick 1999 Rick Helling.

by matthewbschultz83 on Jul 27, 2010 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

neither is Cantu if he costs a significant prospect

I’d suspect Moreland can easily hold his own as much as Davis, if not better. Moreland can actually hit lefties.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Jul 27, 2010 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

If the Rangers win the WS

and Cantu plays a significant roles does the prospect matter?

by RangerMad on Jul 27, 2010 4:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Arias, Blanco, or Moreland have better chances combined to have a significant role than Cantu.

He is Jorge Cantu. He isn’t elite. He is only ok at best. You don’t give up a major prospect for 2 million in salary + Cantu.

by Akalhar on Jul 27, 2010 4:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

can we lease him for Arias,

then give them Perez if we win it all?

You hear about the "Electric Arms", they're all the rage.

"If the Rangers have marked improvement in 2010, I'm going to need to give JD credit." Josey Wales, Feb. 10, 2010 11:45 AM CST

by sunlegend54 on Jul 27, 2010 5:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes

if we win the WS, I highly doubt that Cantu is what makes the difference. If it’s a significant prospect that would help us sustain for multiple years

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Jul 27, 2010 5:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

No.

What are the odds of the Rangers winning the World Series and Cantu playing a significant role?

by philkid3 on Jul 27, 2010 5:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

so annoying...it's fucking Jorge Cantu.

Ugh…..

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jul 27, 2010 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

and I don't even trust Heyman anyways.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jul 27, 2010 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah, but he doesn't haven't any Boras motivation here

and he’s been a little better than I’d like to admit.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Jul 27, 2010 4:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

what if we gave up like Perez and Erlin for Cantu?

That would be so awesome, the internet would catch fire.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jul 27, 2010 4:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

You shut your damn mouth right now.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Jul 27, 2010 4:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

goSh

This shit ain't over til Bengie Molina sings.

by BigGuns on Jul 27, 2010 5:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

penalty box

for even trying to make that joke.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Jul 27, 2010 4:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

flagged as inappropriate

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Jul 27, 2010 4:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Neftali Perez and Martin Erlin?

I’ll make that deal. but first I need some blank minor league contracts, a pen, and some homeless dudes…… and some fake id’s with the names blank. Venezuelan pasport documents too.

Book: [to Mal] If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.

by iblum on Jul 27, 2010 5:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Can we keep this BS in the trade deadline thread?

It’s pretty obvious who is trying to generate interest in their players.

"No nuts, no glory"

by coolaid on Jul 27, 2010 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well then too bad, they can keep him.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Jul 27, 2010 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Side note....

I went to see the A’s in Oakland a couple of Sundays ago. Me and my 6yr old daughter took the BART train from San Francisco and walked over the walkway from the station right to the stadium. The weather was absolutely beautiful. 75 and sunny. Not a huge crowd, but they were into it, and very good-natured. And they beat the Angels which was good at the time. It was just one of those perfect baseball days that I’ll always remember. I highly recommend going there if you have a chance. Not the prettiest ballpark in the world but really not bad at all.

by jcAustin on Jul 27, 2010 3:35 PM CDT reply actions  

It really isn't....

Plus, they have the best grass in all of baseball. Their field itself looks amazing.

by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 27, 2010 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

but the outside looks like a penitentiary

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Jul 27, 2010 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's just in case Epic Bearded Man kills someone ...

next time he’s there. It won’t be easy for him to get away.

This shit ain't over til Bengie Molina sings.

by BigGuns on Jul 27, 2010 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

I miss that.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Jul 27, 2010 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

What does Baltimore want for Ty?

What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher

by Texfan1996 on Jul 27, 2010 3:36 PM CDT reply actions  

you

to fill a seat at all their home games.

may require eating many hot dogs.

by TheHuntforRedOctober on Jul 27, 2010 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm sure I could get good seats right now.

What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher

by Texfan1996 on Jul 27, 2010 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'll be in BAL

in a couple of weeks and I am staying an extra day so that I can see a BAL game.

by JShoe on Jul 27, 2010 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

BTW

Sorry I missed your email about Sunday tickets. Personal email is blocked here at work so I rarely check it anymore, and I was not at home this weekend except to sleep and shower.

"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Jul 27, 2010 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

no worries...

I didn’t cc TW (I don’t think), but I can certainly do that in the future. I will be there tonight, but in 333 (my seat was already sold)… tomorrow I am in my normal seat.

by JShoe on Jul 27, 2010 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

I see what you did there...

"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there is a man on base." - Dave Barry

by Suicide Prince on Jul 27, 2010 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

btw...

one of my favorite Dave Barry quotes of all time.

by JShoe on Jul 27, 2010 4:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think Cliff Lee

will pitch 2 perfect games. Since he only threw 27 pitches in Game 1, he was ready to go in game 2, also.

by JShoe on Jul 27, 2010 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hoping for 2 out of 3

but worried about the game tomorrow…Cahill always kicks our ass

by Horns130 on Jul 27, 2010 3:41 PM CDT reply actions  

Cobra's got this one

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 27, 2010 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lineup

Evan_P_Grant
#Rangers lineup: andrus, young, kinsler, vlad, hamilton, cruz, molina, davis, borbon.

Replace Jim Knox

by benjihana on Jul 27, 2010 3:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Does Wash think he needs to "respect" Molina

by putting him ahead of Cruz?

"He tagged me way up here," Andrus said, pointing to his chest. "I'm not a midget. My legs are long enough."

by Feliz es bueno on Jul 27, 2010 4:00 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

You mean Davis?

If I had a gun to my head and had to pick one pitcher to pitch a game to save my life.... I'd pick 1999 Rick Helling.

by matthewbschultz83 on Jul 27, 2010 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes

"He tagged me way up here," Andrus said, pointing to his chest. "I'm not a midget. My legs are long enough."

by Feliz es bueno on Jul 27, 2010 4:05 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

that is exactly why.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jul 27, 2010 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

gets on my nerves as well

especially since you could slide Molina b/n CD and Borbon and it would eliminate the auto call for loogy in late innings there.

Hey Tom - It's over now, so do you know how - to pick up the pieces and go home?

by tricer on Jul 27, 2010 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

better chance for him to insert Blanco, Arias as a PH late in the game

or Teagarden for that matter.

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Jul 27, 2010 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't think it would matter either way

they’d bring in a loogy to face Davis, Molina and Borbon. That’s no real difference to me.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Jul 27, 2010 4:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

he just loves to do that

the irony is… remember when he was going to bat CD in front of Cruzie so that there wouldn’t be too many righties in a row?

by JShoe on Jul 27, 2010 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Because Gio Gonzalez is a LHP....

and you want Borbon and Davis to have the least amount of AB’s against him?

"No nuts, no glory"

by coolaid on Jul 27, 2010 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

The difference in PA

Is not going to be as significant as the option of a LOOGY dominating them.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Jul 27, 2010 4:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

In the rare event that both

Molina and Borbon got on back to back, there’s a very good change that Borbon would pass Molina on the base paths.

by robert_d_wilfong on Jul 27, 2010 6:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Back to work

Heres hoping for another win tonight. And if Boston wants to beat up LA again I’m good with that as well.

What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher

by Texfan1996 on Jul 27, 2010 3:49 PM CDT reply actions  

with Lackey pitching.. i'm not sure what to root for.

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Jul 27, 2010 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

BEAT LA!

I would love for a sweep here, compiled with the Angels losing out against the Sox.

by Akalhar on Jul 27, 2010 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

i feel

more nervous about this series than the last. idk why b/c we do have the better pitchers goin but i kinda fear oakland

by studcrackers on Jul 27, 2010 4:12 PM CDT reply actions  

bc

you can tell every time that the Rangers play the Angels that the Rangers have gotten into their heads. No such luck with the A’s. Plus they seem to play us harder than they do anyone else. I’m not going to lose sleep unless the Rangers get swept.

by JShoe on Jul 27, 2010 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

the A's are a hot team right now

that’s what makes me a bit uneasy, but I think that day off will play to our advantage. maybe cool them off a bit, as they face our 1,2,3.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Jul 27, 2010 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think we're going to see 3, 1 run games.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jul 27, 2010 4:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

it's possible

Wash likes to play for 1 damn run all the time. it drives me crazy

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Jul 27, 2010 4:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like that we HAVE a 1,2, and 3.

Especially since thus far, they have all been really good 1s, 2s, and 3s.

by Akalhar on Jul 27, 2010 5:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Amen to that

Sure beats the days of trotting guys like Kevin Millwood out as your “#1” pitcher….ugh…

"Mic check, hahahaha. I be the anti-myth rhythm rock shocka!"

by WildcatPhoenix on Jul 27, 2010 5:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ryan Drese

shudder

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Jul 27, 2010 5:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

what a difference a year makes

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Jul 27, 2010 5:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm calling...

2 CD HR’s this series and the Rangers take 2 of 3.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Jul 27, 2010 4:14 PM CDT reply actions  

if CD hits 2 HRs

I think we sweep since I’d assume he would hit it against Cahill and Mazarro (righties) and we have Lee going tonight.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Jul 27, 2010 4:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

The pre-game, pre-series Call

I like it.

"Mic check, hahahaha. I be the anti-myth rhythm rock shocka!"

by WildcatPhoenix on Jul 27, 2010 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Harden will be back soon.

"@RangersRadioBD: Wash says the reports on Harden were “outstanding,” but a decision has not yet been made on his future. #rangers". Via twitter

"He tagged me way up here," Andrus said, pointing to his chest. "I'm not a midget. My legs are long enough."

by Feliz es bueno on Jul 27, 2010 4:16 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

This series reminds me of the chair throwing game,

but the other way around. We could put them out of the race and make one of their players hit some fat bitch in the face. That would make me happy.

by blakethegr8 on Jul 27, 2010 4:32 PM CDT reply actions  

heh

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jul 27, 2010 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lee and Lewis and Wilson oohh my...

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Jul 27, 2010 4:34 PM CDT reply actions  

so, any of you Doppler dorks out there?

what’s the weather looking like for tonight’s game?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jul 27, 2010 4:38 PM CDT reply actions  

radar

Godwin's Law Version 2.0 (Rangers Edition)
"As a Ranger discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Danks, Volquez, or Young approaches one."

by LBBRangerFan on Jul 27, 2010 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

heh

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jul 27, 2010 4:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

now is now, sir...

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Jul 27, 2010 4:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

heh

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Jul 27, 2010 4:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

well that didn't work

Godwin's Law Version 2.0 (Rangers Edition)
"As a Ranger discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Danks, Volquez, or Young approaches one."

by LBBRangerFan on Jul 27, 2010 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's a very pretty graph though

"Mic check, hahahaha. I be the anti-myth rhythm rock shocka!"

by WildcatPhoenix on Jul 27, 2010 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

it gets the point across

whether it’s right or not

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Jul 27, 2010 4:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ryan

Scattered showers… Could be spots of rain but I don’t see it inhibiting the game at all tonight.

Replace Jim Knox

by benjihana on Jul 27, 2010 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Cantu...

"@Rotoworld_BB: J. Cantu -1B-FLA: Cantu out of Tuesday’s lineup
.

"He tagged me way up here," Andrus said, pointing to his chest. "I'm not a midget. My legs are long enough."

by Feliz es bueno on Jul 27, 2010 4:47 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

I'm sick to my stomach right now..

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jul 27, 2010 4:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's OK - Arias is out of ours too.

The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano

by bking on Jul 27, 2010 4:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

ha

Lets hope Martin doesn’t get scratched tonight.

by RangerMad on Jul 27, 2010 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

If we didn't trade Perez for Criff Ree

We won’t trade him for Can-fucking-tu. Not a chance.

"Mic check, hahahaha. I be the anti-myth rhythm rock shocka!"

by WildcatPhoenix on Jul 27, 2010 4:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sorry

All this rain may have shorted out my sarcasm detector.

"Mic check, hahahaha. I be the anti-myth rhythm rock shocka!"

by WildcatPhoenix on Jul 27, 2010 4:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

well at least you did catch on

Some around here would argue for hours over mindless drivel.

by RangerMad on Jul 27, 2010 5:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lol

More like one of those replies where you click “post”….

..and then the reality of your own dumbassery begins to sink in a moment later.

"Mic check, hahahaha. I be the anti-myth rhythm rock shocka!"

by WildcatPhoenix on Jul 27, 2010 5:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jul 27, 2010 4:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe we traded Salty?

And Feldman? For a serviceable 1b I could live with that.

"Mic check, hahahaha. I be the anti-myth rhythm rock shocka!"

by WildcatPhoenix on Jul 27, 2010 4:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah...just the reports that they're asking for a crazy return...just kinda nervous I guess....

but what else are they supposed to say?

“Sure you’d love to get the best prospect available, but we’d just settle for someone like Joaquin Arias at this point..”

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jul 27, 2010 4:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Cantu's replacement gets called up...

"@joecapMARLINS: Logan Morrison tonight will be the eighth #Marlins player to make his major league debut this season."

"He tagged me way up here," Andrus said, pointing to his chest. "I'm not a midget. My legs are long enough."

by Feliz es bueno on Jul 27, 2010 5:03 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

I'm gonna chalk that up to PR speak

I mean the guy from the D-backs just went in front of the media and pretended to be genuinely excited about Saunders and that “package” they got for Haren.

So “big return” is a relative term, IMO.

"Mic check, hahahaha. I be the anti-myth rhythm rock shocka!"

by WildcatPhoenix on Jul 27, 2010 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ryin,

I wouldnt worry. I trust in JD man, he hasn’t let us down yet, and I truly believe he will not.

by eric03tx on Jul 27, 2010 5:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Helton got pulled.

Could be a trade for Rockies and Cantu

Replace Jim Knox

by benjihana on Jul 27, 2010 5:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah

Helton has one of the worst contracts right now and Florida doesn’t take on money.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Jul 27, 2010 5:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

a 3 way

Holland to FL, Helton to TEX, Cantu to COL. Spares to offset the money.
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jk

by RangerMad on Jul 27, 2010 5:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wigginton not in line-up tonight either....

b/c he’s serving suspension

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Jul 27, 2010 5:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Theory: Bubb Rubb and Jeff WooWoo are the same person.

Discuss.

"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." - Chuck Morgan

by rlb02a on Jul 27, 2010 4:53 PM CDT reply actions  

throw in spadedsnake and you've convinced me...

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Jul 27, 2010 4:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nate Robertson released by Marlins

anyone interested?

He could probably teach Cliff Lee a thing or two.

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Jul 27, 2010 5:02 PM CDT reply actions  

Who is this "Cliff Lee" you speak of?

"Mic check, hahahaha. I be the anti-myth rhythm rock shocka!"

by WildcatPhoenix on Jul 27, 2010 5:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lee

doesn’t need to learn how to suck.

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

by Escher on Jul 27, 2010 5:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rangers sign 2nd rounder.

"@aandro: The #Rangers have signed second-round pick Cody Buckel, a high school right-hander."

"He tagged me way up here," Andrus said, pointing to his chest. "I'm not a midget. My legs are long enough."

by Feliz es bueno on Jul 27, 2010 5:11 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

nice!

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Jul 27, 2010 5:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Funny how that Purke fiasco

makes every successful signing a reason to rejoice.

"Mic check, hahahaha. I be the anti-myth rhythm rock shocka!"

by WildcatPhoenix on Jul 27, 2010 5:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Purke threw a hissy fit when a TCU cheerleader friend of mine rejected his text advances

Said she had no idea who he was and he was almost expecting an auto-yes. Tehe.

Replace Jim Knox

by benjihana on Jul 27, 2010 5:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Umm not really.

This is while he was at TCU, after the CWS.

Replace Jim Knox

by benjihana on Jul 27, 2010 5:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

I would imagine that:

You’re “friend” just said that to save face. I bet he nailed her with his hat on crooked and then did a fist pump afterward.

by michael bluth on Jul 27, 2010 5:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nope, she's pretty dense. She wouldn't have brought it up if she did.

She still didn’t know who he was. Just that his name was Purke and he was supposed to be important for some reason.

Replace Jim Knox

by benjihana on Jul 27, 2010 5:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's funny.

I bet that kid is the biggest prick on that campus.

by michael bluth on Jul 27, 2010 5:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

He does have many leather bound books

And his apartment smells of rich mahogany.

"Mic check, hahahaha. I be the anti-myth rhythm rock shocka!"

by WildcatPhoenix on Jul 27, 2010 5:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

kids have it so easy these days...

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jul 27, 2010 5:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah..

back when we tried to get with the ladies, we had to page ’em and shit.

by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 27, 2010 5:27 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

I like how we have 2 Buckel conversations going.

One for scouting and contract info and one about texting bitches.

"He tagged me way up here," Andrus said, pointing to his chest. "I'm not a midget. My legs are long enough."

by Feliz es bueno on Jul 27, 2010 5:32 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Look up. Buckel topic quickly swerved to douche-land.

"He tagged me way up here," Andrus said, pointing to his chest. "I'm not a midget. My legs are long enough."

by Feliz es bueno on Jul 27, 2010 5:59 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Now they text me photos of their tits.

I’m so happy I’m single in these technologically superior days.

by FuturePants on Jul 27, 2010 5:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pics or it didn't happen

The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano

by bking on Jul 27, 2010 5:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

pagers.....

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jul 27, 2010 5:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nice

aandro
The #Rangers have signed second-round pick Cody Buckel, a high school right-hander.

Replace Jim Knox

by benjihana on Jul 27, 2010 5:11 PM CDT reply actions  

JoePos tweets:
Gil Meche since KC brilliantly had him throw 121 pitches with “dead arm:” 2-6, 7.18 ERA, 51 BBs, 49 Ks, 17 HR, 1 shoulder surgery.

wasnt’ that against us?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jul 27, 2010 5:18 PM CDT reply actions  

and yes, I play for the Rangers.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jul 27, 2010 5:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes, against us on 5/8.

"He tagged me way up here," Andrus said, pointing to his chest. "I'm not a midget. My legs are long enough."

by Feliz es bueno on Jul 27, 2010 5:30 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

how do you not get more playing time?

mustaches scream grittiness

You hear about the "Electric Arms", they're all the rage.

"If the Rangers have marked improvement in 2010, I'm going to need to give JD credit." Josey Wales, Feb. 10, 2010 11:45 AM CST

by sunlegend54 on Jul 27, 2010 5:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't know why people are such snobs when it comes to the "we" or "us"

thing when referring to your favorite time. I think everyone clearly knows you’re not actually on the team. Who cares how you refer to them.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

My blog: That's baseball for you

by iorange555 on Jul 27, 2010 5:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

shut up

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jul 27, 2010 5:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ryin

I’ve gotta support iorange on this one. I always found that pet peeve kind of silly. Teams are nothing without their fans.

Replace Jim Knox

by benjihana on Jul 27, 2010 5:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

I know, I agree with him...I could care less.

I just didn’t like his tone, he knows better.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jul 27, 2010 5:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

OT: Just showed on MLBN...

…Huston Street being taken off in an abulence after being hit by a line drive during BP

by octoberty on Jul 27, 2010 5:44 PM CDT reply actions  

i heard he got hit by a ball, but not so bad he had to be taken off in an ambulance....

that sucks.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jul 27, 2010 5:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ummm.

Not good RT @harding_at_mlb: Rox trainer Keith Dugger said Street was hit in the pelvic area. He fainted “2 or 3 times” from pain.
Echofon • 7/27/10 5:42 PM

"He tagged me way up here," Andrus said, pointing to his chest. "I'm not a midget. My legs are long enough."

by Feliz es bueno on Jul 27, 2010 5:56 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Hook daddy up with some fucking morphine!!!!!!!

damn that makes me cringe…pain sucks.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jul 27, 2010 5:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

WTF?!??!?!

We seem to be having an epidemic of guys getting racked by flying baseballs.

The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano

by bking on Jul 27, 2010 6:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

wait, it hit him in the nuts?

oh sweet jesus…..

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jul 27, 2010 6:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Further reporting...

"@OldHossRadbourn: Today’s players are soft! Yes, I mean you, H. Street. I took a Reb Minié ball to the twain at Antietam. Twice! I remained steadfast."

"He tagged me way up here," Andrus said, pointing to his chest. "I'm not a midget. My legs are long enough."

by Feliz es bueno on Jul 27, 2010 6:14 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Ain't nothing like testicular pain.

"He tagged me way up here," Andrus said, pointing to his chest. "I'm not a midget. My legs are long enough."

by Feliz es bueno on Jul 27, 2010 6:04 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

ah shit

I just looked at the radar… hopefully we get the game in tonight

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 27, 2010 5:45 PM CDT reply actions  

Like I said earlier

Scattered showers… Could be spots of rain but I don’t see it inhibiting the game at all tonight.

Replace Jim Knox

by benjihana on Jul 27, 2010 5:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Harold Taft would be proud.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jul 27, 2010 5:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jeff Bagwell (to the right) looks like a grown up Bud Bundy

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jul 27, 2010 5:56 PM CDT reply actions  

More injuries.

"@jasoncollette: BJ Upton just got snipered in the turf and is coming out. Looked like achilles – not good at all"

"He tagged me way up here," Andrus said, pointing to his chest. "I'm not a midget. My legs are long enough."

by Feliz es bueno on Jul 27, 2010 6:16 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

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