Wednesday a.m. Rangers stuff
8.5 games up now in the A.L. West. BP puts the Rangers' odds of making the playoffs at 92.73%. This is very good.
Jeff Wilson's game story talks about Cliff Lee being Cliff Lee, despite the offense not providing much run support in his four starts as a Ranger.
T.R. Sullivan has quotes from Nelson Cruz and Michael Young, raving about Lee's performance.
Evan Grant breaks down Lee's pitches from last night, saying that Lee's strategy is simple: command his fastball and throw quality strikes.
Richard Durrett has post-game reactions at the ESPN Dallas blog.
Gil Lebreton has a column up on the greatness of Cliff Lee.
In non-Cliff Lee news, Anthony Andro's notes discuss the imminent decision on Rich Harden, who has indicated he's ready to return to the majors in the wake up his latest rehab start. The Rangers could activate him on Friday and have him start in place of Scott Feldman, who, were that to happen, would presumably go to the bullpen.
The Rangers' website's notes includes news on the signing of second round pick Cody Buckel, and Julio Borbon's return to the lineup.
T.R. Sullivan has an update on the Rangers' ongoing hunt for a righthanded hitting first baseman, along with some quotes from Chris Davis about the possibility of his playing time being cut back.
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First Place Mother Effin’ Texas Rangers!!!
"Support the Dutch Oven"
by RangerFloppy on Jul 28, 2010 9:05 AM CDT reply actions 3 recs
Lee's game score=88
Balla
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition)
And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56 on Jul 9, 2010 9:43 PM CDT
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
Same Game Score As...
Ubaldo Jimenez and his no-hitter this year Armando Galarraga’s near-perfect game.
by Excel Hearts Choi on Jul 28, 2010 9:29 AM CDT up reply actions
LMGTFY
From Wikipedia…
Game Score is a metric devised by Bill James to determine the strength of a pitcher in any particular baseball game. To determine a starting pitcher’s game score:
Start with 50 points.
Add 1 point for each out recorded, so 3 points for every complete inning pitched.
Add 2 points for each inning completed after the 4th.
Add 1 point for each strikeout.
Subtract 2 points for each hit allowed.
Subtract 4 points for each earned run allowed.
Subtract 2 points for each unearned run allowed.
Subtract 1 point for each walk.
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
Reading that
Makes me think that stat might be much more valuable if he would just start from 0 as opposed to 50
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chain saw?
You're right
That’s what dyslexia and stream-of-consciousness style posting will get you.
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chain saw?
probably a politically correct thing
you know – keep everybody in the positive numbers so they can feel good about themselves…even Kris Benson
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Jul 28, 2010 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Amazingly enough, you can go negative
Go check out the wiki link for it.
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
For example, just last night
Ryan Rowland-Smith threw up a zero. 0!
by Outworlder47 on Jul 28, 2010 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Vlad .586 OPS in July. Ready to move back in lineup?
"He tagged me way up here," Andrus said, pointing to his chest. "I'm not a midget. My legs are long enough."
by Feliz es bueno on Jul 28, 2010 9:07 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
I'm hardly worried
Vlad will bounce back at least somewhat.
Cruz, Hamilton, and Kinsler are all hitting out of their minds… the stranded runners % should regress.
Vlad needs days off
the more of a cushion we can build, the more days we can rest him down the stretch.
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
I was thinking that too...
…but then I thought, “The guy is a DH. How much does he really need to rest?”
Well, he just about breaks his back everytime he swings.
A couple days off every week can’t be a bad thing.
"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there is a man on base." - Dave Barry
by Suicide Prince on Jul 28, 2010 10:05 AM CDT up reply actions
Oh he needs rest he swings out of his shoes and when he gets a hit he doesnt stop sprinting until they tag him out.
by mainiac1717 on Jul 28, 2010 10:06 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm sure to Vlad
it feels like he is sprinting for a mile
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
I'd wager he's faster than I am
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Jul 28, 2010 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions
It's to be expected, really
There was simply no way he could keep up that ridiculous pace. A day or two of rest couldn’t hurt, though.
"Mic check, hahahaha. I be the anti-myth rhythm rock shocka!"
by WildcatPhoenix on Jul 28, 2010 9:52 AM CDT up reply actions
Our offense has put up great numbers this year
3rd highest batting average in MLB.
3rd in runs scored.
6th lowest in strikeouts.
by RyanBlueThunder on Jul 28, 2010 10:00 AM CDT up reply actions
Batting average.
.311 June
.261 July
"He tagged me way up here," Andrus said, pointing to his chest. "I'm not a midget. My legs are long enough."
by Feliz es bueno on Jul 28, 2010 10:06 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Kind of hard to do the analysis you require on my phone. Sorry.
"He tagged me way up here," Andrus said, pointing to his chest. "I'm not a midget. My legs are long enough."
by Feliz es bueno on Jul 28, 2010 10:40 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Haha no problem
I took the brevity as meaning you were confident that the team batting averages in 1 month v. another were indicative that our offense was broke.
x
Season wOBA: .338 (6th)
July wOBA: .326 (14th)
That’s for the majors.
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 28, 2010 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions
July has not been good.
Last night, plus the Angels series, plus Baltimore and the Sox…not a lot of runs scored.
by FuturePants on Jul 28, 2010 10:57 AM CDT up reply actions
Vlad's wOBA is .260 for July.
"He tagged me way up here," Andrus said, pointing to his chest. "I'm not a midget. My legs are long enough."
by Feliz es bueno on Jul 28, 2010 11:03 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Yeah
I’m pretty sure that’s not park adjusted either…
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 28, 2010 11:20 AM CDT up reply actions
in the last week we've put up
1,3,1,2,6, and 1 runs. So, it’s not great…. but it is just a week.
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
doesn't need to be moved
but a day off might not hurt.
by elvis1isking on Jul 28, 2010 9:50 AM CDT up reply actions
I think shuffling the lineup around....
…every time someone gets hot or slumps isn’t realistic.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 28, 2010 10:06 AM CDT up reply actions
What about in this situation with Vlad?
Do you ever move him back? Would you do it if he keeps struggling for 2-3 weeks?
"He tagged me way up here," Andrus said, pointing to his chest. "I'm not a midget. My legs are long enough."
by Feliz es bueno on Jul 28, 2010 10:08 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Agreed
Most guys claim they’re comfortable in the X spot in the lineup. That’s hardly scientifiic but it’s about as scientific as saying “this guy’s hot right now and that will continue.”
Reminds of this old Bill Simmons column "In the Manager’s Studio with James Lipton and Jimy Williams.
James: So Weebles must have been responsible for the move you made this weekend in Baltimore, when you moved Nomar Garciaparra into the leadoff spot in the lineup? That struck me, because I remember reading Sports Illustrated’s cover story about Nomar last March — it focused on Nomar’s tireless devotion to repetition and habit.
And Nomar said something to the effect of, “It drives me crazy when Jimy tinkers with the lineup. It screws me up when I’m moved in the order. … I need to be in the same place every game.”
“Why did I move Nomar around in the lineup? Manager’s decision.”Jimy: Yeah, I read that article. I was reading it on the toilet one night … I thought I had eaten some bad mussels and spent most of the night sitting on the bowl waitin’ for something to happen. I ended up stuck there, howlin’ like a werewolf waitin’ for a full moon. Anyway, that’s when I read the article.
James: So you knew that Nomar hated being yanked around in the lineup?
Jimy: Yes.
James: And you suddenly moved him to the leadoff spot for Sunday’s game, anyway?
Jimy: Yes.
James: Why?
Jimy: Manager’s decision.
(The audience laughs.)
"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.
Then he grounded out weakly to second.
That's Jimy Williams
There’s the right way, the wrong way, and the Jimy Williams way. When he was managing the Astros, I couldn’t figure him out and he used to drive me nuts!
That's what Cliff does
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition)
And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56 on Jul 9, 2010 9:43 PM CDT
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
9th Inning BS
Ok, to all of you: if a player has to reach into the stands to catch a foul ball, like, I don’t know, off the bat of Ian Kinsler in a tie ballgame in the bottom of the 9th inning with the bases loaded, you absolutely interfere and knock the ball away from the GD player.
Buncha pansies cowering away like they’re going to get arrested if they go for the ball last night. For fuck’s sake.
by FuturePants on Jul 28, 2010 9:11 AM CDT reply actions 5 recs
I agree
This is why I should be given front row tickets to Rangers games. I’m 6’3 and woulda swatted the hell out of that ball.
Same here I would have been
like bitch get out of my face.
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition)
And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56 on Jul 9, 2010 9:43 PM CDT
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
is it weird that when I read that I picture Lafayette from True Blood saying it?
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Jul 28, 2010 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Lafayette would say
Bitch get UP outta my face!
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Rang RANG, hooka, rang RANG
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chain saw?
forget the ball
I would’ve fake gone for it and slapped Barton across his ugly cheeks
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Jul 28, 2010 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions
I doubt it.
Even TAG was saying the next inning that the fans are allowed to grab the ball away from the player in that situation.
Small price to pay.
I would have done it, got kicked out, and probably got cheered on my way out.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
This is the Rangers.
Their ushers are well documented to be mega out of control in over-enforcement of the rules this season. These guys in front of me in April were told if they stood up out of their seats one more time for the rest of the game, they were going to be kicked out. For standing. At a sporting event.
I know. I read that thread way back when.
I still can’t see somebody getting kicked out for going after a foul ball in the stands.
I confess I have no idea if you'd be kicked out or not.
The ushers are out of control, no question. But interfering in that situation is within the rules…at least the technical rules of the game. I’d certainly interfere.
You should not be ejected for interfering with a ball that has left the field of play.
Once a flyball has cleared the wall, it is up for grabs to the fans and the players on the field. But a fan has to use common sense, and only interfere with a defensive player, or a ball in play, when it benefits the home team.
"Hamilton, it's chalk, not coke, you don't have get tripped up by it"- kevinkinsler Jun 1, 2010
on Saturday my friends were getting a little rowdy
cursing and shit all over the place, i was pretty surprised no one came to calm them down. musta got lucky
by kevinkinsler on Jul 28, 2010 9:29 AM CDT up reply actions
they shat all over the place?
gross…
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Jul 28, 2010 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions
I think this has been overblown.
Last night the entire lower deck was standing for significant parts of the game, and parts of the upper deck as well.
I ran into an usher there...
on a power trip last year. First trip to the park and the guy was being a dick. Pissed me off.
But that’s a SSS of course.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
I know they had a meeting with the seasonal staff sometime in late April.
Reports of blazingly assholeish ushers on power trips have almost disappeared since then. I think they layed down the law, which needed to happen. Early this year, it was nothing but reports of ushers telling people to cheer quieter, sit down, not yell, keep to themselves, etc. etc.
by FuturePants on Jul 28, 2010 11:25 AM CDT up reply actions
All I did...
was go down to the first couple rows so my dad could take a couple pictures of me with the park in the background. It was and hour before the game started, very few people were there yet, and I already had tickets in the lower level at row 20 or so.
I barked back at him a little before deciding he just wasn’t worth it.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
I'm not worried about them
Just get Chuck Morgan on speed dial. No one will mess with you at the Ballpark
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
got his e-mail addy?
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Jul 28, 2010 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions
And if said situation is in the playoffs.
Push the player, take his hat, pull his glove down, I don’t care. Do not let him catch that ball.
I'm not saying I wouldn't have interfered.
I’m just saying I assume they were scared of being removed from the stadium.
I don't think the general fan understands the rules.
We all have images of Bartman floating around in our heads and it makes people paranoid.
The difference is that Bartman potentially interfered with the home team.
He would be a hero if the Cubs were batting.
Right, I realize that.
But in that split second decision type situation, the average homeboy on the first or second row is probably not going to interfere because of situations like Bartman.
Pussies.
Be a martyr, that would be awesome. Get dragged out screaming “GO RANGERS!!!!!!!!!”
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Absolutely
I mean, you don’t have to punch the first baseman in the junk, but if it’s in foul territory just go up and catch it, FFS!
"Mic check, hahahaha. I be the anti-myth rhythm rock shocka!"
by WildcatPhoenix on Jul 28, 2010 9:36 AM CDT up reply actions
I might just punch him in the junk too.
lol
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
no...
outside of the Cowboys, this area’s fans are late to everything, calm, collected, and not great fans…
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Jul 28, 2010 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Here, I fixed it
Andifwhen said situation is in the playoffs,Push the player, take his hat, pull his glove downpunch A-Rod in the face
You hear about the "Electric Arms", they're all the rage.
"If the Rangers have marked improvement in 2010, I'm going to need to give JD credit." Josey Wales, Feb. 10, 2010 11:45 AM CST
by sunlegend54 on Jul 28, 2010 10:09 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
I can invision the Three Stooges on the front row
Two of them would have gone for the foul ball in the stands, and the other one would have pulled the cap down over the eyes of the first baseman.
I think Chuck should use this
As the basis for an instructional video.
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 28, 2010 11:13 AM CDT up reply actions
Nope
Not if the ball is in the stands.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 28, 2010 9:16 AM CDT up reply actions
I was yelling at the tv when I saw the fans getting out of the way
That was a way easier catch than it should have been
TV showed them to be a younger family with some children...
not that I don’t think that they should have been standing on their seat to grab at that ball – and it’s frustrating – but, I’ll give them a pass. They didn’t seem like they knew what to do, besides not get hit with the ball.
Someone in their seating area should’ve taught them their rules though.
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
No, unacceptable.
If you want to sit there, you have responsibility. It’s like the exit row on an airplane. If you can’t handle your very simple responsibility, go to the third deck, you useless family.
by FuturePants on Jul 28, 2010 9:56 AM CDT up reply actions 8 recs
All the more reason...
…to be concerned about the future of the country. This should have been a family team building exercise as the kids used their CutenessFactor to distract the player while the parents used their height advantage to get the ball. What an opportunity lost…
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 28, 2010 11:15 AM CDT up reply actions
Cruz's amazing season
Is being a little overlooked. I guess cause of josh’s MVP-ness and the time spent on the DL. But Cruz would be the best player on a good chunk of teams IMO.
my better is better than your better.
by rangerjake on Jul 28, 2010 9:11 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
His average is surprisingly great
I think a lot of us are slightly let down that he’s not on pace for 40 dongs, but I’m not going to complain.
I'm personally glad he's not on pace for 40 dongs.
That’s a lot of cock.
I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called, The Bus That couldn't Slow Down.
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by Maximilian on Jul 28, 2010 9:32 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
That was just too easy
"Mic check, hahahaha. I be the anti-myth rhythm rock shocka!"
by WildcatPhoenix on Jul 28, 2010 9:36 AM CDT up reply actions
27th in WAR at FanGraphs in 62 games.
If he had as many games played as Josh has gotten and maintained this pace, we’d have the top two seasons in all of baseball in our outfield.
Yup...
his two stints on the DL along with what Hamilton and Vlad have done have caused him to be overlooked big time.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Do Math out? Feldman in?
Think Feldman does better out of the bullpen this time around? He’s been fairly terrible in the past.
Rather have sucking
as the long man in the pen than as a rotation pitcher.
"Look, we're basically on earth to shit and fuck. So unless your job's to help people shit or fuck, it's not that important, so relax."-https://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
Exactly...
and I hardly doubt that he couldn’t do as well as Mathis out there.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
well..
Harden’s start is Feldman’s regular turn, so act like they are tandem starters. As soon as the game starts, start having Feldman get loose. if Harden goes more than 5 innings, then sit Feldman down, otherwise, bring him in like he was a starter.
Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Define "interesting".
Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: [deadpan] Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?
This is a really dumb idea
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Haha
I meant having him stay warm the entire game. He would be fried after 3 innings of trying to stay ready.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
not ready,
just loose. Since he hasn’t been a reliever in a couple of years, you don’t want him tightening up by having to get up in the pen completely cold. but don’t have him stand out there on the mound and warm up for 2 hours (which is 3 innings when Harden Pitches).
Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Define "interesting".
Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: [deadpan] Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?
I haven't thought it through enough to know if this is definitely a good or bad idea. . .
. . . but I don’t think I’d have any problem with it at all.
He's only got two full years in the pen, and he was passable in one of them.
I’m prepared to chalk his less-than-stellar track record in the pen to be more up to SSS noise than actually being capable of being a worth while starting pitcher and yet somehow worse in relief.
I also think he’s a good bet to at least be better than anyone else we’ve given longman roles to this year.
So who's spot does Scheppers take?
Also, perhaps you do the theoretical tandem start thing with Harden and Feldman? Oh the depths our Opening Day 1-2 punch has fallen to…
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 28, 2010 11:17 AM CDT up reply actions
I posted this is the post-game thread, but I must say it again.
I love Cliff Lee.
I love the way he smiles when he pitches. I love his choice of facial hair or no facial hair on any given day. I love his wind-up. I love the way he pitches out of the stretch. I love his pitch counts. I love his K/BB ratio. I love how he runs on and off the mound before/after an inning of doing work. I love the way he’s influencing the other pitchers on the squad. I love that he wears a Rangers jersey to work.
I did quite possibly the weirdest thing anyone has ever done on LSB, and all I got was this crappy signature.
by rockin_rangers on Jul 28, 2010 9:12 AM CDT reply actions 4 recs
Who cares if it is almost 4x higher than
The ratio was 19 earlier in the year, I am not impressed. Intentional Walks are for cowards.
You just said "who cares" about this ratio.
But now it’s giving you a baseball boner? Quick turnaround.
my jaw just hit the floor......
that’s inhuman….
Baseball, it is said, is only a game. True. And the Grand Canyon is only a hole in Arizona. Not all holes, or games, are created equal. George Will
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jul 28, 2010 9:25 AM CDT up reply actions
Fail
"He tagged me way up here," Andrus said, pointing to his chest. "I'm not a midget. My legs are long enough."
by Feliz es bueno on Jul 28, 2010 9:23 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
the IBB probably wasn't his decision
he is under Wash of all people
by kevinkinsler on Jul 28, 2010 9:31 AM CDT up reply actions
You as
-ymptotophile.
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 28, 2010 11:18 AM CDT up reply actions
Haha?
"He tagged me way up here," Andrus said, pointing to his chest. "I'm not a midget. My legs are long enough."
by Feliz es bueno on Jul 28, 2010 9:20 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
But he can Buckel down
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition)
And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56 on Jul 9, 2010 9:43 PM CDT
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
by RangersSD on Jul 28, 2010 9:13 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Shame on you, sir
"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there is a man on base." - Dave Barry
by Suicide Prince on Jul 28, 2010 10:09 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm no expert on mecahnics
but do you not like the arm action?
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
I'm no expert either...
but it looks like he puts an awful lot of snap into that elbow when it’s behind him.
Yeah I did notice that
how do you put something in block-quotes?
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
x
Blockquotes – highlight the section and hit the “quotation marks” symbol above this box
"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.
Then he grounded out weakly to second.
X
like this?
my god…how have I been LSBing for the last 3 years without ever figuring out how to do that?
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
Here is a scouting report
Residing close to Hollywood, Buckel relishes a good dramatic flourish. He begins his pregame warm-up by standing on the grass between the mound and second base with the ball in his hand. He races up the backside of the mound, down the front, and fires the ball plateward. A fledgling singer and actor when he isn’t striking out hitters, Buckel is undersized for a righthander at 6 feet, 170 pounds. He does flash a big man’s fastball at 92-94 mph. Buckel mixes in an excellent array of secondary pitches, with a curveball, changeup and cutter. His pitching idol is Tim Lincecum, and while his stuff is not as electric as the Giants ace’s, he still displays the potential for four average to plus deliveries. The primary concern is durability, as he usually loses 3-4 mph on his fastball as a game progresses. Committed to Pepperdine, Buckel projects as either a back-of-the-rotation starter or set-up man in professional baseball.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
What's he project to??
Mavs MoneyBall!!
Dallas Stars Examiner!!
poster formerly known as hinduplaya
I'm running out of adjectives to describe
just how great Lee has been (aside from his first start)….I’ve never seen a pitching display like the last few starts he has made…
Baseball, it is said, is only a game. True. And the Grand Canyon is only a hole in Arizona. Not all holes, or games, are created equal. George Will
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jul 28, 2010 9:16 AM CDT reply actions
So
Who is for Harden replacing Feldman in the rotation? At least he can miss some bats. If he can controll his BB rate, he would be much more effective than Feldman.
not yet
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
Not like Harden
was worth 2 sacks of shit while he was in the rotation, but his last AAA start was encouraging.
Remember how incredibly excited we were when the Rangers acquired him?
I did quite possibly the weirdest thing anyone has ever done on LSB, and all I got was this crappy signature.
by rockin_rangers on Jul 28, 2010 9:38 AM CDT up reply actions
Even after his first start
I’m still cautiously optimistic. He’s been good seemingly every year except this one.
Remember, we still can’t expect 7 IP from him too often… we just need him to give us 5/6 with 0-2 ER like he did with the Cubs.
That was before we knew what it was like
to have a legitimate ace.
"Mic check, hahahaha. I be the anti-myth rhythm rock shocka!"
by WildcatPhoenix on Jul 28, 2010 9:40 AM CDT up reply actions
Yes.
:(
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
I say give feldman one more start and let harden get one more in AAA then make your choice who goes forward in our rotation.
If harden sucks in his first two starts up here Holland should be ready at that point he goes tonite.
by mainiac1717 on Jul 28, 2010 10:19 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm fine with that.
If Harden shows he’s got his shit together that is. Because regardless of if it’s Feldman or shitty Harden, they’re both going to suck. Feldman will tax the bullpen less though.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
I'm in
Harden has been a massive fail, but if he can turn it around and be the pitcher he’s always been, he’d be an insane 5th starter
There hasn't been much evidence he can do this though.
If he can controll his BB rate, he would be much more effective than Feldman.
If he does then absolutely, put Feldman in the long man role. I want to see him do it consistently for a few more starts in a row first though before they let him have his job back. If he can prove he can command his pitches, then I’m completely on board.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
The problem with Feldman
is while his control is not as good as last years, he still has decent control, he just sucks. A bit unlucky, but not that good, either.
The trouble with Harden...
…is that he says stuff like this:
Harden is 0-2 with a 5.19 ERA with Oklahoma City, but he said those numbers were affected by minor leaguers swinging at pitches early in counts.
That’s just mind-boggling. If he believes that he’s not getting good stat lines because batters are swinging too early… then I just don’t know what to say
Weird comment.
But it’s also a pretty dumb stat line to look at. Maybe he knows that and gave a BS response.
I'm probably reaching, but...
…is it possible when they are rehabbing they are told to throw a certain number of each pitch to make sure they’re completely healed? Ok, that’s really reaching.
It's probably not reaching as much as you think it is.
Just like the people that thought I was crazy for saying he wasn’t actually hurt when he went on the DL for a minor gluteal strain over a month ago. I think the Rangers want to make him prove that he can command his pitches before he is brought back, and something like that isn’t that far fetched to me, especially for a starter.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
yes, please
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Jul 28, 2010 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Magic Number=53
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition)
And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56 on Jul 9, 2010 9:43 PM CDT
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
Nope
It’s 55 against A’s, 53 against the Angels.
by nrrh on Jul 28, 2010 9:33 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
how is what he said inaccuarate, then?
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
55 and 53 are those two teams' elimination numbers.
Our team’s magic number to clench is the bigger of the two, because the bigger number is the closer team. Our magic number is not the Mariner’s elimination number. Who cares when we eliminate the Mariners? Doesn’t mean we have a playoff game clenched.
by FuturePants on Jul 28, 2010 9:59 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
cool. thank you.
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
i care when we eliminate the Mariners
by kevinkinsler on Jul 28, 2010 10:09 AM CDT up reply actions 6 recs
Rec'd
"Mic check, hahahaha. I be the anti-myth rhythm rock shocka!"
by WildcatPhoenix on Jul 28, 2010 10:10 AM CDT up reply actions
The magic number refers to clinching a playoff spot.
In this context he was referring to clinching the division. The most relevant number is the highest number.
As SOON as the Rangers clinch
a playoff spot, I am throwing a huge party. I’m talking, crazy, ridiculous huge.
You are ALL invited.
"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 28, 2010 10:01 AM CDT up reply actions
I'll bring the Book of Mormons!
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
From a Motel 6 in Utah?
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition)
And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56 on Jul 9, 2010 9:43 PM CDT
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
givemeyouraddress
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Jul 28, 2010 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Rent out a suite at the ballpark!
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition)
And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56 on Jul 9, 2010 9:43 PM CDT
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
I want to shave Cliff Lee's back in the showers
we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"
by eclou on Jul 28, 2010 9:23 AM CDT reply actions 2 recs
that's what Gerald Laird was asking his teammates for when he was here
we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"
i hope he doesn't read this
might scare him away from coming back next year
He can be from Uranus for all I care
As long as he keeps putting up starts like he has.
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
This reminds me
of this girl that worked at the United by my house, who had a massive crush on me. No matter how much I tried to convince her that I was not into her, she would often tell me things like, “You know I’d treat you right, baby.”
It really scared me.
I did quite possibly the weirdest thing anyone has ever done on LSB, and all I got was this crappy signature.
by rockin_rangers on Jul 28, 2010 9:32 AM CDT up reply actions
Should have banged her for conquest.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
EVER WATCH THAT MICHAEL DOUGLAS MOVIE?!
I did quite possibly the weirdest thing anyone has ever done on LSB, and all I got was this crappy signature.
by rockin_rangers on Jul 28, 2010 9:35 AM CDT up reply actions
I'll do better...
I’ll pluck each and every one, so he doesn’t have the uncomfortableness of the stubby hairs growing back
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Jul 28, 2010 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions
I think there is actually.
I’m not sure though, but it seems like there was a commercial about being able to do that a little while ago. Call the ticket office.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
I thought there was.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
It's a good thing my anti-Kinsler ranting had already drive the GF from the room in the 9th
I’m pretty sure my celebratory “Cruuuuuuuuuuuuz” dance would’ve made me a single man again….
"Mic check, hahahaha. I be the anti-myth rhythm rock shocka!"
driven
driven from the room, that is. Ugh.
"Mic check, hahahaha. I be the anti-myth rhythm rock shocka!"
by WildcatPhoenix on Jul 28, 2010 9:43 AM CDT up reply actions
Cliff Lee!
Love him so much…
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
by jam0152 on Jul 28, 2010 9:43 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
Molina
Something I noticed last night:
When Molina sets up on the corner and the pitch is just a little bit inside/outside, he does a really good job of catching the ball on the edge of his glove without moving it at all, leading to more called strikes.
this is true..
i hate hate when some catchers do this and think they’re being sneaky – it ends up being a jerky move to get their glove back over the plate… In this category, Molina is as smooth as Gerald Laird’s back after team shower.
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
by mtex on Jul 28, 2010 10:00 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
So, I think I posted this last night,
but it’s worth posting again. Promise.
Last night in the bottom of the 10th when Cruz did what he do, I started going apeshit right as the ball left the bat. We’ve all seen enough Cruz AB’s to know when he crushes a pitch. I could not have been happier.
So as soon as the ball lands in the stands, I’m talking immediately after, my phone rings. It’s the girl I’ve been seeing, who is also a Ranger fan. I figure she’s calling me to share in my celebration.
Wrong. She calls to tell me that were over, and she doesn’t wanna see me anymore. I went from elated to depressed in milliseconds.
She walked me off after Nellie walked Oakland off.
But fuck it, were 8.5 games up in the West and we have Cliff Lee! Go Rangers!
"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar
The Rangers are your mistress now.
You’ll need no other love.
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
by jam0152 on Jul 28, 2010 9:49 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
DAMN
My condolences, bro.
But fuck it, you’ll probably meet some new ,hotter chick at a RANGERS MUTHAFUCKIN’ PLAYOFF GAME, eh??
"Mic check, hahahaha. I be the anti-myth rhythm rock shocka!"
by WildcatPhoenix on Jul 28, 2010 9:50 AM CDT up reply actions
THIS
is correct. Watch out ladies. I’m on a fucking mission.
"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 28, 2010 9:56 AM CDT up reply actions
So now you'll have the Rangers
and a clean kitchen. Win, Win!
by txranfanted on Jul 28, 2010 9:52 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Cliff Lee can be your new mistress.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Trust me on this.
There’s a lot of married LSBers, and mostly all they do is complain about being married.
Being single fucking rules. Go talk to some random girls and make out with them this weekend. LIke magic, you’ll feel better.
I like the way you think.
I’m gonna be fucking balls to the walls this weekend.
Anyone wanna join me in Dallas?
I’m patrolling for women, and non of them are off-limits.
"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 28, 2010 9:58 AM CDT up reply actions
"none of them are off-limits"
This is the mindset that leads to copious amounts of alcohol and waking up with a coyote ugly.
It's not all bad for you if you just went through a breakup.
Even if I don’t stoop to low levels myself. My standards are pretty resolute, regardless of alcohol consumption or situation.
by FuturePants on Jul 28, 2010 10:02 AM CDT up reply actions
?
While I agree with you, I don’t really know what you mean.
by FuturePants on Jul 28, 2010 10:04 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm not a low level stooper.
Yeah I’ve had a slump buster or two (who hasn’t?), but I am in no slump.
I just lost in extras, but I’m still as confident as ever.
"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 28, 2010 10:04 AM CDT up reply actions
I just think it's weird to think of women like this.
by brettgardner on Jul 28, 2010 10:06 AM CDT up reply actions
it really is.
if you don’t think women are judging you while you are juding them, you’re wrong.
"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 28, 2010 10:09 AM CDT up reply actions
And if women are objectifying men to this level
I think that’s weird too.
But honestly this all sounds like something else.
by brettgardner on Jul 28, 2010 10:10 AM CDT up reply actions
OK.
Listen, nobody likes a pop psychologist. I’ll just leave it at what I’ve said.
by brettgardner on Jul 28, 2010 10:13 AM CDT up reply actions
You are violating
the rules of the internet. You can’t just leave it there, not that I am objecting.
by txranfanted on Jul 28, 2010 10:17 AM CDT up reply actions
He's coping...
…which I think is fine to a certain extent. I’m not a philanderer, and never understood the appeal, but you have to respect his right to pursue that given there are women with equal motivations.
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Eh
Wanting to talk to girls and, as a result of being hetero, wanting to make out with them is absolutely not necessarily objectifying them. At times, sure, it most definitely can be.
If your goal is to simply sleep with as many women as possible without regard to anything or anyone, then you may have issues. That’s never been my goal.
The reason I love talking to random women all the time is because a) it’s fun, and b) I just end up meeting a greater variety and number of girls. That way, I’m not all dependent one that one phone number or something like that.
If a girl doesn’t work out, no worries. I’ll just go meet another one.
by FuturePants on Jul 28, 2010 10:14 AM CDT up reply actions
this is what i am talking about.
i’m not trying to sleep with every woman. not even most women. just looking to meet a few girls and hang out. just keep it chill, you know?
"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 28, 2010 10:16 AM CDT up reply actions
For whatever reason your message made me want to say
Yah, brah. Even though I never talk like that.
Replace Jim Knox
23
"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 28, 2010 10:08 AM CDT up reply actions
I typically hang out on McKinney in Uptown.
Idle Rich, Black Friar, places like that.
I’m game if you are
"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 28, 2010 10:10 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, my usual hangouts as well
Tend to go there with a buddy of mine (Black Friar). Also enjoy Vickery Park and Old Monk (same vibe as Idle and Black).
Shoot me a FBook message, Tag. – Ben Taylor (UPenn)
Replace Jim Knox
I've actaully been to Old Monk.
heading over to the Gingerman tonight.
"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 28, 2010 10:15 AM CDT up reply actions
Old Monk will typically have more girls.
Gingerman is only beer and wine, so many girls stay away. It’s also kind of a dump. Love the bar, but I never go there to talk to girls.
by FuturePants on Jul 28, 2010 10:17 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm going with a couple of collegaues,
not to meet women.
"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 28, 2010 10:17 AM CDT up reply actions
i'm young, i know,
but they are definitely collegaues.
"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 28, 2010 10:19 AM CDT up reply actions
i wish i could spell the word colleague
correctly
"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 28, 2010 10:21 AM CDT up reply actions
I've never known the Monk to have too many girls
Cuba right across the street did; Park does; even Barcadia, but not Monk too much
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Jul 28, 2010 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions
All that dude's bars...
….Monk, Blackfriar, Idle, Dubliner all have girls, but the dude to girl ratio is seriously like 3-1.
That's kind of par for the course for most of those meat market type bars.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
To me, a meat market implies there are girls.
I go to those bars because I like them, not because they are overrun with girls… Doesn’t stop me from talking to the 25% of people there that are girls, though.
Meh
I’m married. It’s a place I go with my wife, not looking for one…
Cuba Libre was one of my favorite restaurants.
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 28, 2010 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Me, too
Though they had already taken my favorite thing off the menu the last time I went.
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 28, 2010 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Gingerman is another great spot
Fridays are good with live band in the back. I saw Romo and his GF last time I was there a few weeks ago.
so tasty, all those beers
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Jul 28, 2010 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions
We hang out at all the same places....I'm going to add you as a friend too.
It’s Daigle.
by FuturePants on Jul 28, 2010 10:16 AM CDT up reply actions
what is this "adding friend" thing?
facebook? I don’t have one.
"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 28, 2010 10:20 AM CDT up reply actions
i don't do myspace either.
i’m not like some social misfit or anything, I just don’t want to tend to a farm, or listen to people’s crappy myspace music.
instead of talking to people online, i’d much rather be talking to people in real life, you know?
"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 28, 2010 10:24 AM CDT up reply actions
No, I get it.
But you can use Facebook without farming or listening to music. Myspace is idiotic. Facebook definitely has its advantages in a vibrant social life, though. It’s easy to waste time, but I use it to communicate, etc. That’s about it.
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yeah, i just leave the facebooking to the
hipsters and such.
"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 28, 2010 10:26 AM CDT up reply actions
What?
You think you read a couple of posts by me and now you know me?
Just drift back into your bar and fucking chicks talk and stop injecting yourself into every one of my conversations.
by brettgardner on Jul 28, 2010 10:50 AM CDT up reply actions
Was just trying to bait you!
This is what I mean – I like your insightful comments, but you consistently go out of your way to instigate things. Usually you have good points about everything else, which is why it frustrates me!
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I don't have any good points or insights.
by brettgardner on Jul 28, 2010 11:04 AM CDT up reply actions
So...con...fused...
It’s almost as if we can all live in peace and harmNOIMUSTFUCKINGHATEYOU!!!
by brettgardner on Jul 28, 2010 11:12 AM CDT up reply actions
you're never going to understand him
unless you just think of him as a smarter version of Galloway
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Jul 28, 2010 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions
you can just shoot me an email
zwilson@hudson-advisors dot com
that’s the best way to get a hold of me
"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 28, 2010 10:30 AM CDT up reply actions
You can block all those stupid apps on FB.
It’s a good way to keep in touch with friends, family, co-workers, acquaintances, etc…
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
hahaha
can’t trust a non-Facebooker?
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Jul 28, 2010 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah, they are always advertising each other
"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 28, 2010 10:19 AM CDT up reply actions
Yea
Old Monk is great too. Vickery is kind of odd shapped inside, but a good bar. The only problem with the spots on Knox is that those are really the only two bars right there. Barcadia is a little further down, but it gets shadier as you walk that way.
Capitol Pub is great!
Tons of bars down there. Park (obnoxious on weekends, okay other times), Barcadia, Capital Pub… umm…
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They have a lot of new spots down there
restaurants and such. That mexican place, Hacienda I think? Sushi Axiom, etc. It is definitely developing.
The Sushi Axiom
shopping center has a semi-dbaggery vibe though. As does Park a lot of the time.
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Park
The back bar on the weekends plays fantastic music. Very, very solid.
by FuturePants on Jul 28, 2010 10:54 AM CDT up reply actions
Hacienda has some good happy hour deals, but is not my favorite.
Capitol Pub is great for watching sports – especially Sunday football.
by FuturePants on Jul 28, 2010 10:27 AM CDT up reply actions
Frankie's is great for sports, too
if you’re willing to get there hours before the game, because it’s always crazy crowded.
"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 28, 2010 10:28 AM CDT up reply actions
I love Frankies
Easily the best centrally located place to watch sports in Uptown. Good food too, but def gotta get there early for the big games.
Frankies
Not only do I dislike the food, but it gets so crowded for Cowboys games, it’s not fun.
Plus, one time a waitress tried to rip me off, I had a $10 tab, and she charged the card for $10, then charged it again….for $178. Management at Frankies refused to reverse the charge so eventually I just had to have AMEX tell them to fuck themselves.
by FuturePants on Jul 28, 2010 10:33 AM CDT up reply actions
That is pretty shitty
and it does get VERY crowded. But if you get there early enough to get a decent seat, it can be a lot of fun. I have always had a pretty good time there. I think they also have free pizza tuesday nights.
I was there Friday before last.....
…..and ordered quesadillas and they were probably the worst I’ve ever tasted. Yow were they terrible.
by FuturePants on Jul 28, 2010 10:39 AM CDT up reply actions
Yea
I dunno if I would go for Quesadillas at Frankies. They have decent burgers/wings/sandwhiches/etc, though.
I honestly think their menu is just simply too big.
Instead of doing a few things really well, they just kind of have shitty everything. I mean, it’s a bar, after all, so I’m not expecting to be blown away, but their food seems to be very sub-par every time I have it.
by FuturePants on Jul 28, 2010 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions
They do have a huge menu
for a bar. I usually stick to burgers or sandwhiches there, so I guess I cant really comment on anything else.
Axiom is great for the money.
GEAUX TIGERS!!!
I agree.
Not a bad place. Go for the reasonably priced food, not the crowd.
by FuturePants on Jul 28, 2010 10:54 AM CDT up reply actions
i was at barcadia last weekend also.
cool spot.
"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 28, 2010 10:25 AM CDT up reply actions
Vickery plays very good music
and has tasty pork tacos, too
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Jul 28, 2010 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions
i don't have a facebook...
"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 28, 2010 10:20 AM CDT up reply actions
You have to get to Idle early to really enjoy it,
but the patio at Black Friar is exceptional.
I’m thinking a few of the guys here need to meet up and lay some game in Uptown.
Let me know who’s down.
"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 28, 2010 10:15 AM CDT up reply actions
bueno
"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 28, 2010 10:20 AM CDT up reply actions
Never been to Black Friar
But Old Monk is a staple whenever I’m in town. Our post-work hangout always seemed to be Jake’s, Gloria’s or Snookie’s.
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 28, 2010 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions
I like me some Jake's burgers.
But honestly Idle Rich has better ones.
by FuturePants on Jul 28, 2010 11:34 AM CDT up reply actions
Never tried them.
I don’t know that I’ve ever been rich…though LSB is doing a good job on the idle part.
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 28, 2010 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions
Heh
I am also partial to Idle because it’s a bar and not a restaurant. During the summer, no matter what they have on television, they will always turn on the Rangers game for me, and I’m friends with several of the cocktail waitresses there.
by FuturePants on Jul 28, 2010 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions
Jes
Some of my favorite. Good happy hour specials and usually some attractive waitresses as well.
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 28, 2010 11:35 AM CDT up reply actions
They change so often
I have no idea anymore. It’s been a while…
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 28, 2010 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions
we just get older
but they stay the same age.
by eric03tx on Jul 28, 2010 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Heh
You may be on to something here…
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 28, 2010 11:41 AM CDT up reply actions
you know a cool place to kick it
is Libertine on Greenville
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Jul 28, 2010 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions
creeeeeeepy
but I’m in, too
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Jul 28, 2010 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions
are they going to be of the heavier variety?
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Jul 28, 2010 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Except me.
I don’t complain. Because my wife is hot. And when she goes to the grocery store, she brings me back whey protein and Rolling Rock.
I did quite possibly the weirdest thing anyone has ever done on LSB, and all I got was this crappy signature.
by rockin_rangers on Jul 28, 2010 10:22 AM CDT up reply actions
But I'm being completely serious
I did quite possibly the weirdest thing anyone has ever done on LSB, and all I got was this crappy signature.
by rockin_rangers on Jul 28, 2010 10:26 AM CDT up reply actions
Nobody gives a shit about your wife.
by brettgardner on Jul 28, 2010 10:28 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Hey
I’m still waiting to see the naked pictures of his wife. .
what we really can live without is rolling Rock
Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Define "interesting".
Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: [deadpan] Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?
by iblum on Jul 28, 2010 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Tits will do.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
tHIS
There’s a lot of married LSBers, and mostly all they do is complain about being married
I love my wife more than anything in the world…and my 2 year old son it a fucking badass. And we’re gonna have another one in March. Overall, my life is pretty sweet. But my god…what I wouldn’t give to turn back time and commit to the bachelor’s lifestyle…
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
My Wife...
She’ll ask me if I’ll find another woman if she dies.
I say “Hell no, I’ll be going bachelor”.
Apparently, this is even more upsetting.
There is no safe way to answer that question.
by Oracle Galvez on Jul 28, 2010 12:13 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
You have to learn to fake a stroke when those questions come up....
Only a medical emergency can free you from that trap.
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
Yeah,
Seeing the wheels spinning in her head as she contemplates how to spend the life insurance isn’t good for my psyche.
by Oracle Galvez on Jul 28, 2010 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions
hahaha
I like it
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Jul 28, 2010 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions
80/20 rule
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 28, 2010 11:30 AM CDT up reply actions
would it make you feel better if she was leaving you for Nelson Cruz's boomstick?
That really sucks, but I may be able to find some comfort in this if it were me.
Good luck on the new conquest.
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
no kidding.
"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 28, 2010 10:07 AM CDT up reply actions
I've been dumped in an e-mail before
That shit was arctic, man.
"Mic check, hahahaha. I be the anti-myth rhythm rock shocka!"
by WildcatPhoenix on Jul 28, 2010 10:09 AM CDT up reply actions
oh man.
that sucks.
this is definitely a topic I think most of us can relate to here.
"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 28, 2010 10:12 AM CDT up reply actions
The subject line was "Bad e-mail"
Fat free, low calorie weak sauce indeed.
"Mic check, hahahaha. I be the anti-myth rhythm rock shocka!"
by WildcatPhoenix on Jul 28, 2010 10:16 AM CDT up reply actions
That fucking blows.
It’s also a chickenshit thing to do.
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Yeah, I agree...
I usually just left a note.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
I have never and will never tweet.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
I like to assume they have ESP
and can read my mind
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Jul 28, 2010 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions
One guy
He was deployed with his wife. They were both active duty army. So they were both deployed to COB Speicher. He left for a few days to go to another base for some work. He came back a day early and was trying to get into his room. The door was locked. As he pounded on the door, asking her why the fuck it was locked, she just kept telling him to hang on a second. Finally the door opened and a dude came running out with his hands covering up his junk Luckily the guy that was trying to get in his room didn’t lose it. I don’t understand how you can be dumb enough to do that when everyone has rifles and 210 rounds.
What the Fuck?
That, sir, is ridiculous.
“Bad e-mail?” unexceptable.
"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 28, 2010 10:18 AM CDT up reply actions
When things like that happen
I laugh and move on with life. Probably wasn’t worth my time in the first place.
Replace Jim Knox
True that
"Mic check, hahahaha. I be the anti-myth rhythm rock shocka!"
by WildcatPhoenix on Jul 28, 2010 10:22 AM CDT up reply actions
Ditto
Though it was a long distance thing and I was already ready to move on.
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 28, 2010 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions
Haha
The dirk would give her some good penis sexing, and then give her the Houdini.
I did quite possibly the weirdest thing anyone has ever done on LSB, and all I got was this crappy signature.
by rockin_rangers on Jul 28, 2010 11:48 AM CDT up reply actions
She left you for Nellie
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition)
And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56 on Jul 9, 2010 9:43 PM CDT
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
After spying on the Angels & A's boards I have concluded
That A’s fans are remarkably better people than Angels fans.
Seriously, where did they find all these polite and baseball literate people in OAKLAND??
(Btw, the Rev’s latest pouting “All the Angels except for Weaver have quit!” cryfest was simply priceless!)
"Mic check, hahahaha. I be the anti-myth rhythm rock shocka!"
In Rev's mind it is a successful blog.
by michael bluth on Jul 28, 2010 9:53 AM CDT up reply actions
Rev's mind is a fucked up place though.
You wouldn’t ever wanna be trapped inside of it.
"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 28, 2010 9:59 AM CDT up reply actions
Man you're right.
I couldn’t imagine pulling an Inception and being inside of that thing.
by michael bluth on Jul 28, 2010 10:02 AM CDT up reply actions
Shudders
Yikes. Don’t even wanna imagine.
"Mic check, hahahaha. I be the anti-myth rhythm rock shocka!"
by WildcatPhoenix on Jul 28, 2010 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions
I'd plant the idea that the A's are really a better team to pull for than the Angels,
then watch the fireworks.
(I don’t want him as a Ranger fan.)
sorta like that Dr. Magorium's Magic Emporium movie
with several variations of Heath Ledger
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Jul 28, 2010 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions
I actually liked that movie, very much.
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
I thought it was pretty decent
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
it was weird as hell
but watchable – I’m just thinking that’s what Rev’s mind must be like though.
Johnny Depp is one of my favorites to watch on screen, I hate Colin Farrell but he was watchable as well
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Jul 28, 2010 2:51 PM CDT up reply actions
are we talking about Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium? or the Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus?
it didn’t occur to me how similar those titles could sound.
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
HAHAHA
I think I mixed them together – what a weird movie that would be
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Jul 28, 2010 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Gotta confess
I had the same question.
"Mic check, hahahaha. I be the anti-myth rhythm rock shocka!"
by WildcatPhoenix on Jul 28, 2010 10:07 AM CDT up reply actions
Short Sample Size
"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 28, 2010 10:07 AM CDT up reply actions
there's an app for that
"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 28, 2010 10:05 AM CDT up reply actions
You've just learned this?
And it’s not just AN and HH, which are miles and miles and miles apart in terms of good writing and pleasant atmosphere. Every message board I’ve spent time on manages to have really annoying Angels fans, but not so much A’s fans.
You spend your whole sports-conscious life
loving a team; pouring your heart & soul, time & money into them, and every once in a while, if you’re lucky, on a night like last night and in a season like this, they love you back.
Thanks.
Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham.
by TheJeezus on Jul 28, 2010 10:12 AM CDT reply actions 8 recs
Truth.
I love this idea.
"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 28, 2010 10:13 AM CDT up reply actions
LOL nice work AJM
lonestarball Since being traded to Texas, Cliff Lee has 25 Ks and 1 walk. Since being traded to Seattle, Justin Smoak has 22 Ks and 1 walk
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
by boomer1 on Jul 28, 2010 10:51 AM CDT reply actions 3 recs
best stat ever
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
haha.
i wish this were true.
"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 28, 2010 11:07 AM CDT up reply actions
If he never hits lefties
It might be true.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Was at the game last night.
Nellie’s home run was a TOWERING shot. Seriously, that was the highest hit ball to leave the yard that I had ever seen. It seemed like it stayed up for an eternity. When it came off the bat, it looked like it was going to literally wind up above the glass in the 2nd deck in left. But it lost A LOT mid way through it’s flight. I was praying that it would get out. Even looking at the TV feed, the camera seemed like it was ahead of itself thinking it would have landed earlier than it did.
Happy birthday to Kenny. Happy birthday to you.
That shot was so high
that from my seats (upper deck, first base side) I actually thought he had popped it up and was getting ready to be pissed that Hammy wasn’t going back to tag up.
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
like he say
there’s the ball, it landed on the moon. There’s you, sad and sweaty.
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
It was crazy to watch on TV.
I had at least a couple moments of being impatient to find out where it would land.
Not to sound like Josey but...
Should the Rangers go after Ted Lilly? If Feldman continues the way he has been either Harden or Holland will replace him. I guess the question is who do you feel more comfy with? this is assuming we wouldn’t have to give up much to get Lilly.
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
No, you don't trust Feldman, Harden or Holland or
No you don’t want LillY? Support your answer Brett.
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
Good answer, good answer
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
No
He is good, but not what we need at this point. The only pitcher worth going after would be Oswalt.
And that is not going to happen.
Unless JD can pull a rabbit out of his ass yet again.
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
Yup
I just think with the limited resources we have (or are willing to deal), and complete lack of cash, a RH bat would be more logical. Oswalt would be awesome, but JD would really have to work his magic. At this point, we cant even get the Cantu deal done.
True, let's go in this direction then
James Loney could he be had? Mark Reynolds, we all saw what the D-Bags got for Haren wonder what it would take toget him? I know he is a K machine and has a low BA but he has power and drives in runs. He can also play 3b to give MY a rest down the stretch. Just thinking aloud.
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
Font, Kiker and Osuna for either one?
I think that is a good package.
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
Loney and Reynolds
are young and very good. Loney doesnt have much power, but I like the rest of his game. Reynolds is like a young RH version of Carlos Pena.
Has there been any talk of Loney being available?
by blakethegr8 on Jul 28, 2010 11:18 AM CDT up reply actions
Neither do I
I was just thinking about guys that have a cheap contract that could be had.
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
I wonder if Loney
Is a late bloomer like AG was?
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
That's a lot for what I imagine is roughly 100 ABs down the stretch...
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
They are
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
Oops, I was focusing more on their immediate value
Reynolds just seems to boom or bust for me to want him, but Loney is an intriguing idea longer-term.
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
I like Loney a lot
Would really like it if we could get him.
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
Loney would be awesome
but I’m not getting my hopes up.
by blakethegr8 on Jul 28, 2010 11:31 AM CDT up reply actions
no Ted Lilly
I don’t feel comfy with Ted.
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
Hell no.
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 28, 2010 11:43 AM CDT up reply actions
?
the Angels, despite getting swindled by Arizona in a deal for Haren, went into Tuesday in third place in the AL West, percentage points behind Oakland and 7 1/2 games back of the Rangers.
That’s from Tracy Ringolsby. I don’t even. . .
Huh?
There is so much wrong with this statement. He must be one of the 3 people in or who write about baseball that thinks Zona won this trade.
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
I think he meant to say it the other wya around, right?
despite swindling Arizona, they are 7.5 games back
I don't think he knows what the word "swindled" means.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
looking at the standings..
Rangers have 35 wins at RBiA, tied with Detroit for most home wins in the majors. Good stuff!
And they are getting better on the road as well.
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
did you notice
the Rangers have 3 more home games than any team in the AL.
Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Define "interesting".
Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: [deadpan] Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?
Benji looks so happy in that picture
Is it b/c they won, or b/c he didn’t have to bat and run around the bases?
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
I think it's because
he had just been told that they were having a chinese style buffet in the clubhouse.
Happy birthday to Kenny. Happy birthday to you.
it has a very, "Oh, boy!" feel to it, yes?
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
Please tell me you have young kids....
I’d hate to think you made that inference otherwise.
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
You make me sad
damn kids
GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!!
Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Define "interesting".
Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: [deadpan] Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?
ok.. ok.. ok...
Benji singing “Kiss the Girl” in the shower after last night’s game…
that’s a fake story, but it really happened.
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
I couldn't watch the game live last night...
which I really don’t mind. In fact, I’d perfer to watch it recorded to skip commercials, pause when my kid needs something, et al.
But the only downfall to that is that in a close game you kinda know what’s going to happen. Only 15 minutes left in the recording, the game is tied, and the A’s have a runner on third in the Top of the 9th on Neffy. I was sweating bullets.
After he got that strikeout, I knew greatness would occur.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Tommy Hunter getting some love on ESPN First Take today....
The world is starting to notice…..
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Anyone know what the sign behind Wash on the bench means that says
“reserved for cleanup hitters”?
Curious
Probably has one of those "assisted lift" seats
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
x
In an attempt to get MLB’s postseason wrapped up earlier than November, when inclement weather can cause delays or postponement of games, the league will start the 2011 season on a Friday, April 1 start date and end the regular season on a Weds. The news, first reported by Bob Nightingale of USA Today, goes on to say that the season would end on Wednesday, Sept. 28 and see the playoffs begin Sept. 30 or Oct. 1. That would place the beginning of the World Series on Wednesday, Oct. 19, a week earlier than the last two years. It would virtually assure the World Series would not be played in November.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Opening Day on a Friday is vastly superior to a Monday or Tuesday.
I’m taking off work, so may as well kick off the weekend early.
by FuturePants on Jul 28, 2010 11:41 AM CDT up reply actions
My opinion has absolutely nothing to do with the amount of ticket sales.
And everything to do with my partying.
3 day weekend, ftw.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
winner
"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 28, 2010 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions
so, is this to make sure that Jeter will be the only Mr. November?
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
Conspiracy!!!!
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
APRIL FOOL'S!
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chain saw?
This makes sense, right?
A lot of sense. What am I missing?
Oh, and the early series should be in warm weather stadiums as much as possible.
Fielder.
"@SI_JonHeyman: #rangers join fielder fray with angels, chisox. Very active for bankrupted team"
"He tagged me way up here," Andrus said, pointing to his chest. "I'm not a midget. My legs are long enough."
by Feliz es bueno on Jul 28, 2010 12:24 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
That's scary
Maybe they’re just upping the price?
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 28, 2010 12:27 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't know if I'd rather the Rangers or Angels get him.
Given the prospects we’d have to give up to get him.
"He tagged me way up here," Andrus said, pointing to his chest. "I'm not a midget. My legs are long enough."
by Feliz es bueno on Jul 28, 2010 12:30 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I know which one I'd rather see.
Love Fielder.
by brettgardner on Jul 28, 2010 12:31 PM CDT up reply actions
What's the most you'd give up?
"He tagged me way up here," Andrus said, pointing to his chest. "I'm not a midget. My legs are long enough."
by Feliz es bueno on Jul 28, 2010 12:33 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Well theres an answer
thanks for clearing that up.
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
That's why I come to LSB. For the insight.
"He tagged me way up here," Andrus said, pointing to his chest. "I'm not a midget. My legs are long enough."
by Feliz es bueno on Jul 28, 2010 1:15 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Nor would I
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Damn.
I really don’t want to give up Holland. Problem is you’re right. You have to give up one of the stud pitchers, and Holland is the guy out of Scheppers/Perez/Holland.
I don’t know if I could bring myself to do it though, but if it happened I could probably be convinced not to hate it depending on what else was given up.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Is he a FA or in arbatration next year?
Either way, I think I like the idea of the Angels overpaying for him. If he’s a FA at the end of the season, that would be so awesome.
Arb next year
"He tagged me way up here," Andrus said, pointing to his chest. "I'm not a midget. My legs are long enough."
by Feliz es bueno on Jul 28, 2010 1:50 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Arb eligible.
Free agent in 2012.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Well, I'd like having him.
But I’d much rather keep the prospects and get someone in FA. I’ll bet at least one of the guys it takes to get him has a couple Fielder-caliber seasons down the line.
If it's going to cost what is being rumored right now then I have no interest.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Day baseball in LAAAAA
Rangers could be 9 up before they even take the field.
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
They already are
/buckyb_rounding
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
I thought that was big steve math
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
Holland up to 5 innings. Wouldn't expect more than 5 from Feldman in LAA...
"@scottrlucas: Derek Holland done after 5 IP & 60 pitches in OKC. Solo homer by Chris Shelton, 2 BB, 1 K. Mitch Moreland with 12th homer."
"He tagged me way up here," Andrus said, pointing to his chest. "I'm not a midget. My legs are long enough."
by Feliz es bueno on Jul 28, 2010 12:32 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
60 pitches??/
Sounds like they sent him some Cliff Lee video to watch during his rehab…
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
Didn't even think about that.
Sounds dominating. Where are his stats on his other outings? I wanna compare pitchcounts/workloads/etc.
Replace Jim Knox
It was his 1st real rehab start
IP H R ER BB SO HR ERA
5.0 1 1 1 2 1 1 1.03
And the one hit – HR: Shelton (9, 5th inning off Holland, 0 on, 0 out)
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Yep, the gift that keeps on giving
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
noooo
@injuryexpert
Fielder to Rangers would start with Martin Perez and end with a couple more pitchers. Rangers using farm to play for the now?
No thank you
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
From Heyman's SI article today
The Rangers have joined the fray for Prince Fielder. The White Sox and Angels are also interested in acquiring the Brewers’ slugging first baseman, who isn’t a free agent until after next year and is batting .262 with 24 home runs and 46 RBIs this season. The Brewers, who may still keep Fielder, are seeking young pitching and Texas has an excellent stash of prospects. The Rangers have also checked out Florida’s Jorge Cantu, Baltimore’s Ty Wigginton and the Cubs’ Derrek Lee for their first base needs.
Maybe just trying to drive the price up so the Angels can’t get him? Please?
"Embarrassing admission: I have never, ever, ever been able to see a guy's aura. That's right. I...am an aura-blind American." -Junior, FJM
by Desert Ranger on Jul 28, 2010 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions
sure.....
everyone was saying cliff lee would cost perez too…
we will not trade perez for fielder
by death of the cool on Jul 28, 2010 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Would Fielder put us over the top?
I mean – we BETTER win the World Series if that is the case and this went down.
How many times do I have to say this
There’s no guaranteed shot at winning the World Series. No realistic way to make it even a 50% chance.
Think of it more like March Madness than the NBA.
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 28, 2010 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh
I am definitely not saying anything guarantees a WS win. Hell, we could trade for Pujols and Adam Wainwright and it wouldn’t guarantee anything. I guess my point is, it better result in a championship, otherwise I would be very dissapointed.
Well
It should only disappoint you if you honestly believe in one of the two following possibilities:
1. You could have traded the same player(s) for something that would have won you a World Series in the same window (which is not necessarily just this year), or
2. The player(s) themselves would have contributed substantially to winning a World Series either in this window or in the future. Obviously the further out you go, the less sure you can be.
by brettgardner on Jul 28, 2010 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions
that is a good point
I guess considering point two, how good will the Rangers be in 3-5 years when Perez would really be coming into his game, etc.
Perez, Holland, Scheppers and maybe Feliz
Form quite a group of high ceiling options for the rotation. Some decent to good median projections for guys like Hunter, OBeltre, Kirkman, etc also.
The bullpen seems to have quite a few options for it.
The position players are a bit more tricky, but you can (probably) count on Hamilton, Elvis, Young, Borbon, and maybe one of Kinsler or Cruz being here and bringing various levels of production in 3 years. EBeltre is seeming like a better bet to be a solid OF and there’s a greater than zero chance that Profar or Sardinas are up in 5 years.
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 28, 2010 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions
I just wonder at this point
how legit of a chance we even have at Prince. If the price isn’t too ridiculous, it would be a pretty awesome pickup.
And bats are sooooo much easier to buy
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
And are less likely to hurt you long term.
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 28, 2010 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Noo!!!
Wrong wrong wrong. I’d rather wait it out, test internal options, then chase somebody in FA.
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 28, 2010 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions
This.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Indeed
I’ll take Dunn next year, and keep the prospects.
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chain saw?
Okay, well that's enough of that.
Nothing to see here. Next.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
This doesn't add up...
If Nolan is complaining about how this team may not be able to afford Hamilton next year with arb. and the ownership situation, then how the hell would they be able to afford Fielder?
I call BS, and I hope the Rangers wouldn’t give up what it would take to get him in the first place.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
This screams like a MIL leak
Throw in Perez’s name to pump up the price. I highly doubt JD even entertains the thought of trading Perez at this point.
For anyone
DON’T TRADE PEREZ!!!!!
Maybe Strasburg, if he’s not hurt.
maybe.
Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Define "interesting".
Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: [deadpan] Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?
Meh
There are a lot of players I’d trade him for.
Just not a first baseman with less than 2 years of control.
Pujols?
A-Rod? I don’t think so. Hayward? Stanton? Bumbgardner?
I’m curious who you would trade Martin Perez for….
Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Define "interesting".
Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: [deadpan] Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?
Heyward, Strausberg, or Posey
To name a few of the few I would be okay to trade Perez for.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Posey is pretty good
Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Define "interesting".
Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: [deadpan] Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?
Posey is amazing...
I love me some Marteeen, but I’d serious consider doing that trade.
I’ll bet the Giants wouldn’t though.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
THis is like an NBA trade for me
The conventional wisdom is never trade a big to get a small, and I just don’t trade a potential stud TORP for a bat.
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
Posey is one of the few bats I would trade Perez for
Catchers that can field and hit are as rare as TORP.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Weiters?
I would.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Maybe
It could be all the hype he got before he got called up that is making me look at him like a bust already but I can’t help it. .730 OPS over 633 ABs from a 24 year old catcher isn’t bad, but it doesn’t look like he’s going to be giving the Orioles many great years before he starts getting expensive.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Stras, Heyward, Longoria, Posey, Carlos Santana, Price, Josh Johnson, Ubaldo, …..
There are many, many more
Crawford?
uh……. Tulowitzki? maybe we’re a bit fuzzy on how good Martin Perez is going to be……Think Cliff Lee, but 10 years younger….
Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Define "interesting".
Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: [deadpan] Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?
If you're talking about trading Perez for someone
Guys like Cabrera, Mauer, Greinke, and Crawford are off the list for me. Crawford’s going to get paid this offseason and Greinke, while having a reasonable salary, is only signed for 2 more years. I don’t trade a prospect like Perez for someone like that.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
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"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
My question about Fielder is....
Would it feel just as awesome to watch him smash HRs as it is to watch Cliff Lee pitch?
Cliff Lee is much better compared to other pitchers than Fielder is compared to other position players.
Which is no insult to Fielder, but, no.
No more fun than watching Hambone, Vlad, or Nellie kill baseballs.
I would rather stay away from him the more I think about it. Too much to give up. Adam Dunn is a FA next year. Just go get a platoon RH CIF that can get on base at a decent clip and go at it with that.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
I would tend to agree
but what If we could get him at a cost that is less than originally expected a la the Cliff Lee deal?
At least one of Holland/Perez/Scheppers would have to be involved.
Not to mention other players would have to be involved as well. I just don’t see any other way. That’s too steep for me.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
I dunno
I could probably deal with Holland, but that is a tough pill to swallow. That’s just me, though.
A lot of others here would agree with you, I think.
I don’t think I could do it though, but like I said above somewhere: if it happened I could probably be convinced not to hate it after a while depending on what else was involved.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Another thing to consider too that I think can't be glossed over.
Prince Fielder is a fat, out of shape bastard. How would he hold up in Arlington? Could he handle this heat? I don’t know. I just have my doubts about trading for him. For the right price I would be fine with it, but if you have to gut the farm to get it done then I would rather just bring in somebody to platoon with Davis for now and try to revisit the issue in the off season when there should be more money.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Hes been so injury prone and missed so much time in his career right?
The whole “fat and out of shape” argument is bullshit IMO. Hes not a OF who needs to run and sprint a lot. Hes a 1B and he hits a lot of HRs. Not things that require a lot of speed and endurance. He may not leg out a triple or beat out a IF hit but who cares.
Great argument as usual from you.
The guy plays in an air conditioned dome up north half the time. Bringing up the Texas heat and the effect it can have on somebody’s body, especially a guy that is under 6’0" tall and 270 lbs is a legitimate concern. But no, it doesn’t matter. Who cares.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
I think it matters long term, but not this year or next
I think durability concerns would have shown themselves over the course of a roadtrip here or there.
Plus, since it doesn’t look like we will be battling down to the wire to get into the playoffs, we should be able to give him plenty of time off if needed.
Well
on one hand, he won’t be the slowest or fattest guy on the team (right Benji?) On the other hand, would he accept hitting 7th? or who do you bump from Vlad, Ham, and Cruz?
Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Define "interesting".
Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: [deadpan] Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?
Nah, somebody had a pretty good suggestion the other day.
1. Kinsler
2. Young
3. Fielder
4. Vladdy
5. Hambone
6. Cruz
7. Molina
8. Elvis
9. Borbon
Something to that effect probably.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Hambone would never hit another triple with that lineup
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
If the team wants Ham to win the triple crown
they had better switch him and Vlad quick. Ham would have 10 more RBI hitting 4th than 5th at the very least.
Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Define "interesting".
Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: [deadpan] Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?
well....
I’d switch Ham with Vlad:
actually I’d move Ham to 4th:
Elvis
Young
Kinsler
Ham
Fielder
Vlad
Cruz
Benji
Borbon.
I love Kins hitting 3rd, I think he hits better there than leadoff….
Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Define "interesting".
Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: [deadpan] Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?
That works too.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

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