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Wednesday a.m. Rangers stuff

8.5 games up now in the A.L. West.  BP puts the Rangers' odds of making the playoffs at 92.73%.  This is very good.

Jeff Wilson's game story talks about Cliff Lee being Cliff Lee, despite the offense not providing much run support in his four starts as a Ranger.

T.R. Sullivan has quotes from Nelson Cruz and Michael Young, raving about Lee's performance.

Evan Grant breaks down Lee's pitches from last night, saying that Lee's strategy is simple:  command his fastball and throw quality strikes.

Richard Durrett has post-game reactions at the ESPN Dallas blog.

Gil Lebreton has a column up on the greatness of Cliff Lee.

In non-Cliff Lee news, Anthony Andro's notes discuss the imminent decision on Rich Harden, who has indicated he's ready to return to the majors in the wake up his latest rehab start.  The Rangers could activate him on Friday and have him start in place of Scott Feldman, who, were that to happen, would presumably go to the bullpen.

The Rangers' website's notes includes news on the signing of second round pick Cody Buckel, and Julio Borbon's return to the lineup.

T.R. Sullivan has an update on the Rangers' ongoing hunt for a righthanded hitting first baseman, along with some quotes from Chris Davis about the possibility of his playing time being cut back.

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Lee's game score=88

Balla

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition)
And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56 on Jul 9, 2010 9:43 PM CDT
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jul 28, 2010 9:05 AM CDT reply actions  

Same Game Score As...

Ubaldo Jimenez and his no-hitter this year Armando Galarraga’s near-perfect game.

by Excel Hearts Choi on Jul 28, 2010 9:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

LMGTFY

From Wikipedia…

Game Score is a metric devised by Bill James to determine the strength of a pitcher in any particular baseball game. To determine a starting pitcher’s game score:

Start with 50 points.
Add 1 point for each out recorded, so 3 points for every complete inning pitched.
Add 2 points for each inning completed after the 4th.
Add 1 point for each strikeout.
Subtract 2 points for each hit allowed.
Subtract 4 points for each earned run allowed.
Subtract 2 points for each unearned run allowed.
Subtract 1 point for each walk.

The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano

by bking on Jul 28, 2010 11:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

Reading that

Makes me think that stat might be much more valuable if he would just start from 0 as opposed to 50

Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chain saw?

by Keynes on Jul 28, 2010 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

You're right

That’s what dyslexia and stream-of-consciousness style posting will get you.

Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chain saw?

by Keynes on Jul 28, 2010 11:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

No worries!

That 50 is purely aesthetic.

Replace Jim Knox

by benjihana on Jul 28, 2010 12:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

probably a politically correct thing

you know – keep everybody in the positive numbers so they can feel good about themselves…even Kris Benson

"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"

by Walter Sobchak on Jul 28, 2010 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Amazingly enough, you can go negative

Go check out the wiki link for it.

The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano

by bking on Jul 28, 2010 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Vlad .586 OPS in July. Ready to move back in lineup?

"He tagged me way up here," Andrus said, pointing to his chest. "I'm not a midget. My legs are long enough."

by Feliz es bueno on Jul 28, 2010 9:07 AM CDT via mobile reply actions  

1 run in 9 innings

is hardly “ain’t broke”.

by Vooty on Jul 28, 2010 9:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm hardly worried

Vlad will bounce back at least somewhat.

Cruz, Hamilton, and Kinsler are all hitting out of their minds… the stranded runners % should regress.

by BuckyB on Jul 28, 2010 9:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

Vlad needs days off

the more of a cushion we can build, the more days we can rest him down the stretch.

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Jul 28, 2010 9:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

I was thinking that too...

…but then I thought, “The guy is a DH. How much does he really need to rest?”

by ncrangerfan on Jul 28, 2010 9:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

Well, he just about breaks his back everytime he swings.

A couple days off every week can’t be a bad thing.

"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there is a man on base." - Dave Barry

by Suicide Prince on Jul 28, 2010 10:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm sure to Vlad

it feels like he is sprinting for a mile

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 28, 2010 11:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

It's to be expected, really

There was simply no way he could keep up that ridiculous pace. A day or two of rest couldn’t hurt, though.

"Mic check, hahahaha. I be the anti-myth rhythm rock shocka!"

by WildcatPhoenix on Jul 28, 2010 9:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

Our offense has put up great numbers this year

3rd highest batting average in MLB.

3rd in runs scored.

6th lowest in strikeouts.

by RyanBlueThunder on Jul 28, 2010 10:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

Batting average.

.311 June
.261 July

"He tagged me way up here," Andrus said, pointing to his chest. "I'm not a midget. My legs are long enough."

by Feliz es bueno on Jul 28, 2010 10:06 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Kind of hard to do the analysis you require on my phone. Sorry.

"He tagged me way up here," Andrus said, pointing to his chest. "I'm not a midget. My legs are long enough."

by Feliz es bueno on Jul 28, 2010 10:40 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Haha no problem

I took the brevity as meaning you were confident that the team batting averages in 1 month v. another were indicative that our offense was broke.

by BuckyB on Jul 28, 2010 10:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

x

Season wOBA: .338 (6th)
July wOBA: .326 (14th)

That’s for the majors.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Jul 28, 2010 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

July has not been good.

Last night, plus the Angels series, plus Baltimore and the Sox…not a lot of runs scored.

by FuturePants on Jul 28, 2010 10:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

Vlad's wOBA is .260 for July.

"He tagged me way up here," Andrus said, pointing to his chest. "I'm not a midget. My legs are long enough."

by Feliz es bueno on Jul 28, 2010 11:03 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Yeah

I’m pretty sure that’s not park adjusted either…

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Jul 28, 2010 11:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

in the last week we've put up

1,3,1,2,6, and 1 runs. So, it’s not great…. but it is just a week.

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Jul 28, 2010 9:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

I think shuffling the lineup around....

…every time someone gets hot or slumps isn’t realistic.

by Adam J. Morris on Jul 28, 2010 10:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

What about in this situation with Vlad?

Do you ever move him back? Would you do it if he keeps struggling for 2-3 weeks?

"He tagged me way up here," Andrus said, pointing to his chest. "I'm not a midget. My legs are long enough."

by Feliz es bueno on Jul 28, 2010 10:08 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Agreed

Most guys claim they’re comfortable in the X spot in the lineup. That’s hardly scientifiic but it’s about as scientific as saying “this guy’s hot right now and that will continue.”

Reminds of this old Bill Simmons column "In the Manager’s Studio with James Lipton and Jimy Williams.

James: So Weebles must have been responsible for the move you made this weekend in Baltimore, when you moved Nomar Garciaparra into the leadoff spot in the lineup? That struck me, because I remember reading Sports Illustrated’s cover story about Nomar last March — it focused on Nomar’s tireless devotion to repetition and habit.

And Nomar said something to the effect of, “It drives me crazy when Jimy tinkers with the lineup. It screws me up when I’m moved in the order. … I need to be in the same place every game.”


“Why did I move Nomar around in the lineup? Manager’s decision.”Jimy: Yeah, I read that article. I was reading it on the toilet one night … I thought I had eaten some bad mussels and spent most of the night sitting on the bowl waitin’ for something to happen. I ended up stuck there, howlin’ like a werewolf waitin’ for a full moon. Anyway, that’s when I read the article.


James: So you knew that Nomar hated being yanked around in the lineup?

Jimy: Yes.

James: And you suddenly moved him to the leadoff spot for Sunday’s game, anyway?

Jimy: Yes.

James: Why?

Jimy: Manager’s decision.

(The audience laughs.)

"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.

Then he grounded out weakly to second.

by WyoRanger on Jul 28, 2010 10:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

That's Jimy Williams

There’s the right way, the wrong way, and the Jimy Williams way. When he was managing the Astros, I couldn’t figure him out and he used to drive me nuts!

by Philar on Jul 28, 2010 11:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

That's what Cliff does

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition)
And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56 on Jul 9, 2010 9:43 PM CDT
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jul 28, 2010 9:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

I agree

This is why I should be given front row tickets to Rangers games. I’m 6’3 and woulda swatted the hell out of that ball.

by BuckyB on Jul 28, 2010 9:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

Same here I would have been

like bitch get out of my face.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition)
And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56 on Jul 9, 2010 9:43 PM CDT
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jul 28, 2010 9:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

Lafayette would say
Bitch get UP outta my face!

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Jul 28, 2010 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rang RANG, hooka, rang RANG

Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chain saw?

by Keynes on Jul 28, 2010 3:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

forget the ball

I would’ve fake gone for it and slapped Barton across his ugly cheeks

"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"

by Walter Sobchak on Jul 28, 2010 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

x

watch me

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 28, 2010 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

I doubt it.

Even TAG was saying the next inning that the fans are allowed to grab the ball away from the player in that situation.

by FuturePants on Jul 28, 2010 9:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

Small price to pay.

I would have done it, got kicked out, and probably got cheered on my way out.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jul 28, 2010 9:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

No doubt...

I’m just saying you’d probably be escorted out.

by cmkelly29 on Jul 28, 2010 9:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

This is the Rangers.

Their ushers are well documented to be mega out of control in over-enforcement of the rules this season. These guys in front of me in April were told if they stood up out of their seats one more time for the rest of the game, they were going to be kicked out. For standing. At a sporting event.

by FuturePants on Jul 28, 2010 9:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

I know. I read that thread way back when.

I still can’t see somebody getting kicked out for going after a foul ball in the stands.

by DFWAg on Jul 28, 2010 9:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

I confess I have no idea if you'd be kicked out or not.

The ushers are out of control, no question. But interfering in that situation is within the rules…at least the technical rules of the game. I’d certainly interfere.

by FuturePants on Jul 28, 2010 9:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

You should not be ejected for interfering with a ball that has left the field of play.

Once a flyball has cleared the wall, it is up for grabs to the fans and the players on the field. But a fan has to use common sense, and only interfere with a defensive player, or a ball in play, when it benefits the home team.

"Hamilton, it's chalk, not coke, you don't have get tripped up by it"- kevinkinsler Jun 1, 2010

by awillis111 on Jul 28, 2010 11:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

on Saturday my friends were getting a little rowdy

cursing and shit all over the place, i was pretty surprised no one came to calm them down. musta got lucky

by kevinkinsler on Jul 28, 2010 9:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

they shat all over the place?

gross…

"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"

by Walter Sobchak on Jul 28, 2010 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think this has been overblown.

Last night the entire lower deck was standing for significant parts of the game, and parts of the upper deck as well.

by dfwsports on Jul 28, 2010 9:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

I ran into an usher there...

on a power trip last year. First trip to the park and the guy was being a dick. Pissed me off.

But that’s a SSS of course.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Jul 28, 2010 11:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

I know they had a meeting with the seasonal staff sometime in late April.

Reports of blazingly assholeish ushers on power trips have almost disappeared since then. I think they layed down the law, which needed to happen. Early this year, it was nothing but reports of ushers telling people to cheer quieter, sit down, not yell, keep to themselves, etc. etc.

by FuturePants on Jul 28, 2010 11:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

All I did...

was go down to the first couple rows so my dad could take a couple pictures of me with the park in the background. It was and hour before the game started, very few people were there yet, and I already had tickets in the lower level at row 20 or so.

I barked back at him a little before deciding he just wasn’t worth it.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Jul 28, 2010 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not worried about them

Just get Chuck Morgan on speed dial. No one will mess with you at the Ballpark

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 28, 2010 12:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

It is

cmorgan at texasrangers dot com

When he posts here, his username is chuckranger83.

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on Jul 28, 2010 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

And if said situation is in the playoffs.

Push the player, take his hat, pull his glove down, I don’t care. Do not let him catch that ball.

by FuturePants on Jul 28, 2010 9:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not saying I wouldn't have interfered.

I’m just saying I assume they were scared of being removed from the stadium.

by cmkelly29 on Jul 28, 2010 9:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

I don't think the general fan understands the rules.

We all have images of Bartman floating around in our heads and it makes people paranoid.

by FuturePants on Jul 28, 2010 9:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

Right, I realize that.

But in that split second decision type situation, the average homeboy on the first or second row is probably not going to interfere because of situations like Bartman.

by FuturePants on Jul 28, 2010 9:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah well

The average fan sucks balls.

by DFWAg on Jul 28, 2010 9:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

That poor guy

also had dickhead Moises Alou blaming him for the entire thing.

by eric03tx on Jul 28, 2010 9:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

Pussies.

Be a martyr, that would be awesome. Get dragged out screaming “GO RANGERS!!!!!!!!!”

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jul 28, 2010 9:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

Absolutely

I mean, you don’t have to punch the first baseman in the junk, but if it’s in foul territory just go up and catch it, FFS!

"Mic check, hahahaha. I be the anti-myth rhythm rock shocka!"

by WildcatPhoenix on Jul 28, 2010 9:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

I might just punch him in the junk too.

lol

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jul 28, 2010 9:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

no...

outside of the Cowboys, this area’s fans are late to everything, calm, collected, and not great fans…

"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"

by Walter Sobchak on Jul 28, 2010 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

I can invision the Three Stooges on the front row

Two of them would have gone for the foul ball in the stands, and the other one would have pulled the cap down over the eyes of the first baseman.

by Philar on Jul 28, 2010 11:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

I think Chuck should use this

As the basis for an instructional video.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Jul 28, 2010 11:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

Nope

Not if the ball is in the stands.

by Adam J. Morris on Jul 28, 2010 9:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

That was my understanding as well

I would have jumped as high as I could to knock that away.

by eric03tx on Jul 28, 2010 9:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

Me too.

I was literally shouting “GRAB THE FUCKING BALL YOU SHITHEADS!”

by FuturePants on Jul 28, 2010 9:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

TV showed them to be a younger family with some children...

not that I don’t think that they should have been standing on their seat to grab at that ball – and it’s frustrating – but, I’ll give them a pass. They didn’t seem like they knew what to do, besides not get hit with the ball.

Someone in their seating area should’ve taught them their rules though.

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Jul 28, 2010 9:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

All the more reason...

…to be concerned about the future of the country. This should have been a family team building exercise as the kids used their CutenessFactor to distract the player while the parents used their height advantage to get the ball. What an opportunity lost…

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Jul 28, 2010 11:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

Cruz's amazing season

Is being a little overlooked. I guess cause of josh’s MVP-ness and the time spent on the DL. But Cruz would be the best player on a good chunk of teams IMO.

my better is better than your better.

by rangerjake on Jul 28, 2010 9:11 AM CDT via mobile reply actions  

His average is surprisingly great

I think a lot of us are slightly let down that he’s not on pace for 40 dongs, but I’m not going to complain.

by BuckyB on Jul 28, 2010 9:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

That was just too easy

"Mic check, hahahaha. I be the anti-myth rhythm rock shocka!"

by WildcatPhoenix on Jul 28, 2010 9:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

27th in WAR at FanGraphs in 62 games.

If he had as many games played as Josh has gotten and maintained this pace, we’d have the top two seasons in all of baseball in our outfield.

by philkid3 on Jul 28, 2010 10:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yup...

his two stints on the DL along with what Hamilton and Vlad have done have caused him to be overlooked big time.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Jul 28, 2010 11:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

Do Math out? Feldman in?

Think Feldman does better out of the bullpen this time around? He’s been fairly terrible in the past.

by BuckyB on Jul 28, 2010 9:11 AM CDT reply actions  

Rather have sucking

as the long man in the pen than as a rotation pitcher.

"Look, we're basically on earth to shit and fuck. So unless your job's to help people shit or fuck, it's not that important, so relax."-https://twitter.com/shitmydadsays

by DJCahill on Jul 28, 2010 9:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

Exactly...

and I hardly doubt that he couldn’t do as well as Mathis out there.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Jul 28, 2010 11:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

well..

Harden’s start is Feldman’s regular turn, so act like they are tandem starters. As soon as the game starts, start having Feldman get loose. if Harden goes more than 5 innings, then sit Feldman down, otherwise, bring him in like he was a starter.

Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Define "interesting".
Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: [deadpan] Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?

by iblum on Jul 28, 2010 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is a really dumb idea

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Jul 28, 2010 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Haha

I meant having him stay warm the entire game. He would be fried after 3 innings of trying to stay ready.

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Jul 28, 2010 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

not ready,

just loose. Since he hasn’t been a reliever in a couple of years, you don’t want him tightening up by having to get up in the pen completely cold. but don’t have him stand out there on the mound and warm up for 2 hours (which is 3 innings when Harden Pitches).

Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Define "interesting".
Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: [deadpan] Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?

by iblum on Jul 28, 2010 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's only got two full years in the pen, and he was passable in one of them.

I’m prepared to chalk his less-than-stellar track record in the pen to be more up to SSS noise than actually being capable of being a worth while starting pitcher and yet somehow worse in relief.

I also think he’s a good bet to at least be better than anyone else we’ve given longman roles to this year.

by philkid3 on Jul 28, 2010 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

I hope you're right

And he is surely a better pitcher than he was 2 seasons ago

by BuckyB on Jul 28, 2010 11:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

So who's spot does Scheppers take?

Also, perhaps you do the theoretical tandem start thing with Harden and Feldman? Oh the depths our Opening Day 1-2 punch has fallen to…

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Jul 28, 2010 11:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

Harrison.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Jul 28, 2010 11:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

Who cares if it is almost 4x higher than

The ratio was 19 earlier in the year, I am not impressed. Intentional Walks are for cowards.

by BuckyB on Jul 28, 2010 9:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

astounding!

we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"

by eclou on Jul 28, 2010 9:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

*jizz*

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jul 28, 2010 9:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

my jaw just hit the floor......

that’s inhuman….

Baseball, it is said, is only a game. True. And the Grand Canyon is only a hole in Arizona. Not all holes, or games, are created equal. George Will

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jul 28, 2010 9:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

Fail

"He tagged me way up here," Andrus said, pointing to his chest. "I'm not a midget. My legs are long enough."

by Feliz es bueno on Jul 28, 2010 9:23 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Haha?

"He tagged me way up here," Andrus said, pointing to his chest. "I'm not a midget. My legs are long enough."

by Feliz es bueno on Jul 28, 2010 9:20 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Cody Buckel..

I don’t like his mechanics.

by cmkelly29 on Jul 28, 2010 9:12 AM CDT reply actions  

But he can Buckel down

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition)
And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56 on Jul 9, 2010 9:43 PM CDT
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jul 28, 2010 9:13 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Shame on you, sir

"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there is a man on base." - Dave Barry

by Suicide Prince on Jul 28, 2010 10:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

I like his scouting report

"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote

by Schultzy on Jul 28, 2010 9:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm no expert on mecahnics

but do you not like the arm action?

"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote

by Schultzy on Jul 28, 2010 9:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm no expert either...

but it looks like he puts an awful lot of snap into that elbow when it’s behind him.

by cmkelly29 on Jul 28, 2010 9:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah I did notice that

how do you put something in block-quotes?

"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote

by Schultzy on Jul 28, 2010 9:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

x
Blockquotes – highlight the section and hit the “quotation marks” symbol above this box

"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.

Then he grounded out weakly to second.

by WyoRanger on Jul 28, 2010 9:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

Gracias

"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote

by Schultzy on Jul 28, 2010 9:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

X
like this?

my god…how have I been LSBing for the last 3 years without ever figuring out how to do that?

"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"

by Bob Loblaw on Jul 28, 2010 10:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

You see stress on the elbow

I see a very quick arm. Where’s Parks or Trip to give an opinion.

by Tex2044 on Jul 28, 2010 9:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

Here is a scouting report
Residing close to Hollywood, Buckel relishes a good dramatic flourish. He begins his pregame warm-up by standing on the grass between the mound and second base with the ball in his hand. He races up the backside of the mound, down the front, and fires the ball plateward. A fledgling singer and actor when he isn’t striking out hitters, Buckel is undersized for a righthander at 6 feet, 170 pounds. He does flash a big man’s fastball at 92-94 mph. Buckel mixes in an excellent array of secondary pitches, with a curveball, changeup and cutter. His pitching idol is Tim Lincecum, and while his stuff is not as electric as the Giants ace’s, he still displays the potential for four average to plus deliveries. The primary concern is durability, as he usually loses 3-4 mph on his fastball as a game progresses. Committed to Pepperdine, Buckel projects as either a back-of-the-rotation starter or set-up man in professional baseball.

"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote

by Schultzy on Jul 28, 2010 9:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm running out of adjectives to describe

just how great Lee has been (aside from his first start)….I’ve never seen a pitching display like the last few starts he has made…

Baseball, it is said, is only a game. True. And the Grand Canyon is only a hole in Arizona. Not all holes, or games, are created equal. George Will

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jul 28, 2010 9:16 AM CDT reply actions  

So

Who is for Harden replacing Feldman in the rotation? At least he can miss some bats. If he can controll his BB rate, he would be much more effective than Feldman.

by eric03tx on Jul 28, 2010 9:17 AM CDT reply actions  

not yet

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Jul 28, 2010 9:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

I dunno

FIP be damned, Feldy isnt getting the job done. Maybe give him one more start?

by eric03tx on Jul 28, 2010 9:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

Not like Harden

was worth 2 sacks of shit while he was in the rotation, but his last AAA start was encouraging.

by eric03tx on Jul 28, 2010 9:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

Remember how incredibly excited we were when the Rangers acquired him?

I did quite possibly the weirdest thing anyone has ever done on LSB, and all I got was this crappy signature.

by rockin_rangers on Jul 28, 2010 9:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

Even after his first start

I’m still cautiously optimistic. He’s been good seemingly every year except this one.

Remember, we still can’t expect 7 IP from him too often… we just need him to give us 5/6 with 0-2 ER like he did with the Cubs.

by BuckyB on Jul 28, 2010 9:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

That was before we knew what it was like

to have a legitimate ace.

"Mic check, hahahaha. I be the anti-myth rhythm rock shocka!"

by WildcatPhoenix on Jul 28, 2010 9:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yes.

:(

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jul 28, 2010 9:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

I say give feldman one more start and let harden get one more in AAA then make your choice who goes forward in our rotation.

If harden sucks in his first two starts up here Holland should be ready at that point he goes tonite.

by mainiac1717 on Jul 28, 2010 10:19 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

I'm fine with that.

If Harden shows he’s got his shit together that is. Because regardless of if it’s Feldman or shitty Harden, they’re both going to suck. Feldman will tax the bullpen less though.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jul 28, 2010 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm in

Harden has been a massive fail, but if he can turn it around and be the pitcher he’s always been, he’d be an insane 5th starter

by Prescott73 on Jul 28, 2010 9:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

There hasn't been much evidence he can do this though.
If he can controll his BB rate, he would be much more effective than Feldman.

If he does then absolutely, put Feldman in the long man role. I want to see him do it consistently for a few more starts in a row first though before they let him have his job back. If he can prove he can command his pitches, then I’m completely on board.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jul 28, 2010 9:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

yep

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Jul 28, 2010 9:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

The problem with Feldman

is while his control is not as good as last years, he still has decent control, he just sucks. A bit unlucky, but not that good, either.

by eric03tx on Jul 28, 2010 9:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

The trouble with Harden...

…is that he says stuff like this:

Harden is 0-2 with a 5.19 ERA with Oklahoma City, but he said those numbers were affected by minor leaguers swinging at pitches early in counts.

That’s just mind-boggling. If he believes that he’s not getting good stat lines because batters are swinging too early… then I just don’t know what to say

by bafusilier on Jul 28, 2010 10:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

Weird comment.

But it’s also a pretty dumb stat line to look at. Maybe he knows that and gave a BS response.

by philkid3 on Jul 28, 2010 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm probably reaching, but...

…is it possible when they are rehabbing they are told to throw a certain number of each pitch to make sure they’re completely healed? Ok, that’s really reaching.

by Tex2044 on Jul 28, 2010 11:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

It's probably not reaching as much as you think it is.

Just like the people that thought I was crazy for saying he wasn’t actually hurt when he went on the DL for a minor gluteal strain over a month ago. I think the Rangers want to make him prove that he can command his pitches before he is brought back, and something like that isn’t that far fetched to me, especially for a starter.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jul 28, 2010 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes, please

"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"

by Walter Sobchak on Jul 28, 2010 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Magic Number=53

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition)
And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56 on Jul 9, 2010 9:43 PM CDT
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jul 28, 2010 9:17 AM CDT reply actions  

Nope

It’s 55 against A’s, 53 against the Angels.

by nrrh on Jul 28, 2010 9:33 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

how is what he said inaccuarate, then?

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Jul 28, 2010 9:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

55 and 53 are those two teams' elimination numbers.

Our team’s magic number to clench is the bigger of the two, because the bigger number is the closer team. Our magic number is not the Mariner’s elimination number. Who cares when we eliminate the Mariners? Doesn’t mean we have a playoff game clenched.

by FuturePants on Jul 28, 2010 9:59 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

cool. thank you.

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Jul 28, 2010 10:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

The magic number refers to clinching a playoff spot.

In this context he was referring to clinching the division. The most relevant number is the highest number.

by Heebs on Jul 28, 2010 10:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

As SOON as the Rangers clinch

a playoff spot, I am throwing a huge party. I’m talking, crazy, ridiculous huge.

You are ALL invited.

"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar

by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 28, 2010 10:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'll bring the Book of Mormons!

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Jul 28, 2010 11:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

From a Motel 6 in Utah?

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition)
And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56 on Jul 9, 2010 9:43 PM CDT
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jul 28, 2010 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

givemeyouraddress

"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"

by Walter Sobchak on Jul 28, 2010 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rent out a suite at the ballpark!

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition)
And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56 on Jul 9, 2010 9:43 PM CDT
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jul 28, 2010 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

i hope he doesn't read this

might scare him away from coming back next year

by dhughes9 on Jul 28, 2010 9:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

He can be from Uranus for all I care

As long as he keeps putting up starts like he has.

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Jul 28, 2010 9:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

This reminds me

of this girl that worked at the United by my house, who had a massive crush on me. No matter how much I tried to convince her that I was not into her, she would often tell me things like, “You know I’d treat you right, baby.”

It really scared me.

I did quite possibly the weirdest thing anyone has ever done on LSB, and all I got was this crappy signature.

by rockin_rangers on Jul 28, 2010 9:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

Should have banged her for conquest.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jul 28, 2010 9:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

EVER WATCH THAT MICHAEL DOUGLAS MOVIE?!

I did quite possibly the weirdest thing anyone has ever done on LSB, and all I got was this crappy signature.

by rockin_rangers on Jul 28, 2010 9:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'll do better...

I’ll pluck each and every one, so he doesn’t have the uncomfortableness of the stubby hairs growing back

"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"

by Walter Sobchak on Jul 28, 2010 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think there is actually.

I’m not sure though, but it seems like there was a commercial about being able to do that a little while ago. Call the ticket office.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jul 28, 2010 9:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

I thought there was.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jul 28, 2010 9:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

It's a good thing my anti-Kinsler ranting had already drive the GF from the room in the 9th

I’m pretty sure my celebratory “Cruuuuuuuuuuuuz” dance would’ve made me a single man again….

"Mic check, hahahaha. I be the anti-myth rhythm rock shocka!"

by WildcatPhoenix on Jul 28, 2010 9:38 AM CDT reply actions  

driven

driven from the room, that is. Ugh.

"Mic check, hahahaha. I be the anti-myth rhythm rock shocka!"

by WildcatPhoenix on Jul 28, 2010 9:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

Cliff Lee!

Love him so much…

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Jul 28, 2010 9:43 AM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Molina

Something I noticed last night:
When Molina sets up on the corner and the pitch is just a little bit inside/outside, he does a really good job of catching the ball on the edge of his glove without moving it at all, leading to more called strikes.

by cjcheng on Jul 28, 2010 9:43 AM CDT reply actions  

this is true..

i hate hate when some catchers do this and think they’re being sneaky – it ends up being a jerky move to get their glove back over the plate… In this category, Molina is as smooth as Gerald Laird’s back after team shower.

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Jul 28, 2010 10:00 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

So, I think I posted this last night,

but it’s worth posting again. Promise.

Last night in the bottom of the 10th when Cruz did what he do, I started going apeshit right as the ball left the bat. We’ve all seen enough Cruz AB’s to know when he crushes a pitch. I could not have been happier.

So as soon as the ball lands in the stands, I’m talking immediately after, my phone rings. It’s the girl I’ve been seeing, who is also a Ranger fan. I figure she’s calling me to share in my celebration.

Wrong. She calls to tell me that were over, and she doesn’t wanna see me anymore. I went from elated to depressed in milliseconds.

She walked me off after Nellie walked Oakland off.

But fuck it, were 8.5 games up in the West and we have Cliff Lee! Go Rangers!

"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar

by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 28, 2010 9:48 AM CDT reply actions  

The Rangers are your mistress now.

You’ll need no other love.

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Jul 28, 2010 9:49 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

DAMN

My condolences, bro.

But fuck it, you’ll probably meet some new ,hotter chick at a RANGERS MUTHAFUCKIN’ PLAYOFF GAME, eh??

"Mic check, hahahaha. I be the anti-myth rhythm rock shocka!"

by WildcatPhoenix on Jul 28, 2010 9:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

THIS

is correct. Watch out ladies. I’m on a fucking mission.

"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar

by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 28, 2010 9:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

Cliff Lee can be your new mistress.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jul 28, 2010 9:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

Trust me on this.

There’s a lot of married LSBers, and mostly all they do is complain about being married.

Being single fucking rules. Go talk to some random girls and make out with them this weekend. LIke magic, you’ll feel better.

by FuturePants on Jul 28, 2010 9:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

I like the way you think.

I’m gonna be fucking balls to the walls this weekend.

Anyone wanna join me in Dallas?

I’m patrolling for women, and non of them are off-limits.

"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar

by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 28, 2010 9:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

"none of them are off-limits"

This is the mindset that leads to copious amounts of alcohol and waking up with a coyote ugly.

by DFWAg on Jul 28, 2010 10:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

It's not all bad for you if you just went through a breakup.

Even if I don’t stoop to low levels myself. My standards are pretty resolute, regardless of alcohol consumption or situation.

by FuturePants on Jul 28, 2010 10:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not a low level stooper.

Yeah I’ve had a slump buster or two (who hasn’t?), but I am in no slump.

I just lost in extras, but I’m still as confident as ever.

"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar

by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 28, 2010 10:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

"who hasn't?"

FP apparently.

I pretty much take what I can get to a certain extent.

by DFWAg on Jul 28, 2010 10:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

it really is.

if you don’t think women are judging you while you are juding them, you’re wrong.

"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar

by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 28, 2010 10:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

And if women are objectifying men to this level

I think that’s weird too.

But honestly this all sounds like something else.

by brettgardner on Jul 28, 2010 10:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

Why is it weird?

People have needs and wants. Both are getting what they want.

by DFWAg on Jul 28, 2010 10:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

OK.

Listen, nobody likes a pop psychologist. I’ll just leave it at what I’ve said.

by brettgardner on Jul 28, 2010 10:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

You are violating

the rules of the internet. You can’t just leave it there, not that I am objecting.

by txranfanted on Jul 28, 2010 10:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

He's coping...

…which I think is fine to a certain extent. I’m not a philanderer, and never understood the appeal, but you have to respect his right to pursue that given there are women with equal motivations.

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by benjihana on Jul 28, 2010 10:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

Eh

Wanting to talk to girls and, as a result of being hetero, wanting to make out with them is absolutely not necessarily objectifying them. At times, sure, it most definitely can be.

If your goal is to simply sleep with as many women as possible without regard to anything or anyone, then you may have issues. That’s never been my goal.

The reason I love talking to random women all the time is because a) it’s fun, and b) I just end up meeting a greater variety and number of girls. That way, I’m not all dependent one that one phone number or something like that.

If a girl doesn’t work out, no worries. I’ll just go meet another one.

by FuturePants on Jul 28, 2010 10:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

this is what i am talking about.

i’m not trying to sleep with every woman. not even most women. just looking to meet a few girls and hang out. just keep it chill, you know?

"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar

by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 28, 2010 10:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

23

"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar

by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 28, 2010 10:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

Where do you go out?

Typically. I could wingman.

Replace Jim Knox

by benjihana on Jul 28, 2010 10:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

I typically hang out on McKinney in Uptown.

Idle Rich, Black Friar, places like that.

I’m game if you are

"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar

by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 28, 2010 10:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

Black Friar is great

Idle is usually so crowded you cant get to the bar. Good spots though.

by eric03tx on Jul 28, 2010 10:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, my usual hangouts as well

Tend to go there with a buddy of mine (Black Friar). Also enjoy Vickery Park and Old Monk (same vibe as Idle and Black).

Shoot me a FBook message, Tag. – Ben Taylor (UPenn)

Replace Jim Knox

by benjihana on Jul 28, 2010 10:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

I've actaully been to Old Monk.

heading over to the Gingerman tonight.

"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar

by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 28, 2010 10:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

Old Monk will typically have more girls.

Gingerman is only beer and wine, so many girls stay away. It’s also kind of a dump. Love the bar, but I never go there to talk to girls.

by FuturePants on Jul 28, 2010 10:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm going with a couple of collegaues,

not to meet women.

"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar

by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 28, 2010 10:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

Colleagues or Coworkers...

Depends on your profession =). Haha jk.

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by benjihana on Jul 28, 2010 10:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

i'm young, i know,

but they are definitely collegaues.

"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar

by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 28, 2010 10:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

lol

He’s a consistent typo…ist. :-D Leave that be, Brett, haha.

Replace Jim Knox

by benjihana on Jul 28, 2010 10:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

i wish i could spell the word colleague

correctly

"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar

by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 28, 2010 10:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

I've never known the Monk to have too many girls

Cuba right across the street did; Park does; even Barcadia, but not Monk too much

"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"

by Walter Sobchak on Jul 28, 2010 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

All that dude's bars...

….Monk, Blackfriar, Idle, Dubliner all have girls, but the dude to girl ratio is seriously like 3-1.

by FuturePants on Jul 28, 2010 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's kind of par for the course for most of those meat market type bars.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jul 28, 2010 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

To me, a meat market implies there are girls.

I go to those bars because I like them, not because they are overrun with girls… Doesn’t stop me from talking to the 25% of people there that are girls, though.

by FuturePants on Jul 28, 2010 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Meh

I’m married. It’s a place I go with my wife, not looking for one…

Cuba Libre was one of my favorite restaurants.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Jul 28, 2010 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Tasty food there.

I’m curious what they are reconcepting as.

by FuturePants on Jul 28, 2010 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Me, too

Though they had already taken my favorite thing off the menu the last time I went.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Jul 28, 2010 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gingerman is another great spot

Fridays are good with live band in the back. I saw Romo and his GF last time I was there a few weeks ago.

by eric03tx on Jul 28, 2010 10:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

what is this "adding friend" thing?

facebook? I don’t have one.

"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar

by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 28, 2010 10:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

i don't do myspace either.

i’m not like some social misfit or anything, I just don’t want to tend to a farm, or listen to people’s crappy myspace music.

instead of talking to people online, i’d much rather be talking to people in real life, you know?

"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar

by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 28, 2010 10:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

No, I get it.

But you can use Facebook without farming or listening to music. Myspace is idiotic. Facebook definitely has its advantages in a vibrant social life, though. It’s easy to waste time, but I use it to communicate, etc. That’s about it.

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by benjihana on Jul 28, 2010 10:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

yeah, i just leave the facebooking to the

 hipsters and such.

"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar

by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 28, 2010 10:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

What?

You think you read a couple of posts by me and now you know me?

Just drift back into your bar and fucking chicks talk and stop injecting yourself into every one of my conversations.

by brettgardner on Jul 28, 2010 10:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

Was just trying to bait you!

This is what I mean – I like your insightful comments, but you consistently go out of your way to instigate things. Usually you have good points about everything else, which is why it frustrates me!

Replace Jim Knox

by benjihana on Jul 28, 2010 11:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

you're never going to understand him

unless you just think of him as a smarter version of Galloway

"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"

by Walter Sobchak on Jul 28, 2010 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Huh?

How am I like Galloway?

by brettgardner on Jul 28, 2010 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

Brett Gardner telling other people to not inject themselves into conversations.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 28, 2010 12:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

you can just shoot me an email

zwilson@hudson-advisors dot com

that’s the best way to get a hold of me

"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar

by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 28, 2010 10:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

You can block all those stupid apps on FB.

It’s a good way to keep in touch with friends, family, co-workers, acquaintances, etc…

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jul 28, 2010 1:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

hahaha

can’t trust a non-Facebooker?

"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"

by Walter Sobchak on Jul 28, 2010 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah, they are always advertising each other

"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar

by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 28, 2010 10:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yea

Old Monk is great too. Vickery is kind of odd shapped inside, but a good bar. The only problem with the spots on Knox is that those are really the only two bars right there. Barcadia is a little further down, but it gets shadier as you walk that way.

by eric03tx on Jul 28, 2010 10:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

err

 Henderson, not Knox.

by eric03tx on Jul 28, 2010 10:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

Capitol Pub is great!

Tons of bars down there. Park (obnoxious on weekends, okay other times), Barcadia, Capital Pub… umm…

Replace Jim Knox

by benjihana on Jul 28, 2010 10:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

They have a lot of new spots down there

restaurants and such. That mexican place, Hacienda I think? Sushi Axiom, etc. It is definitely developing.

by eric03tx on Jul 28, 2010 10:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

The Sushi Axiom

shopping center has a semi-dbaggery vibe though. As does Park a lot of the time.

Replace Jim Knox

by benjihana on Jul 28, 2010 10:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

Park

The back bar on the weekends plays fantastic music. Very, very solid.

by FuturePants on Jul 28, 2010 10:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

Hacienda has some good happy hour deals, but is not my favorite.

Capitol Pub is great for watching sports – especially Sunday football.

by FuturePants on Jul 28, 2010 10:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

Frankie's is great for sports, too

if you’re willing to get there hours before the game, because it’s always crazy crowded.

"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar

by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 28, 2010 10:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

I love Frankies

Easily the best centrally located place to watch sports in Uptown. Good food too, but def gotta get there early for the big games.

by eric03tx on Jul 28, 2010 10:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

Frankies

Not only do I dislike the food, but it gets so crowded for Cowboys games, it’s not fun.

Plus, one time a waitress tried to rip me off, I had a $10 tab, and she charged the card for $10, then charged it again….for $178. Management at Frankies refused to reverse the charge so eventually I just had to have AMEX tell them to fuck themselves.

by FuturePants on Jul 28, 2010 10:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

That is pretty shitty

and it does get VERY crowded. But if you get there early enough to get a decent seat, it can be a lot of fun. I have always had a pretty good time there. I think they also have free pizza tuesday nights.

by eric03tx on Jul 28, 2010 10:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

I was there Friday before last.....

…..and ordered quesadillas and they were probably the worst I’ve ever tasted. Yow were they terrible.

by FuturePants on Jul 28, 2010 10:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yea

I dunno if I would go for Quesadillas at Frankies. They have decent burgers/wings/sandwhiches/etc, though.

by eric03tx on Jul 28, 2010 10:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

I honestly think their menu is just simply too big.

Instead of doing a few things really well, they just kind of have shitty everything. I mean, it’s a bar, after all, so I’m not expecting to be blown away, but their food seems to be very sub-par every time I have it.

by FuturePants on Jul 28, 2010 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

They do have a huge menu

for a bar. I usually stick to burgers or sandwhiches there, so I guess I cant really comment on anything else.

by eric03tx on Jul 28, 2010 10:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

I agree.

Not a bad place. Go for the reasonably priced food, not the crowd.

by FuturePants on Jul 28, 2010 10:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'll have to try it...

…usually end up at Nandina on late nights – sushi ’til 3.

Replace Jim Knox

by benjihana on Jul 28, 2010 11:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

i was at barcadia last weekend also.

cool spot.

"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar

by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 28, 2010 10:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

Vickery plays very good music

and has tasty pork tacos, too

"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"

by Walter Sobchak on Jul 28, 2010 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

i don't have a facebook...

"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar

by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 28, 2010 10:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

You have to get to Idle early to really enjoy it,

but the patio at Black Friar is exceptional.

I’m thinking a few of the guys here need to meet up and lay some game in Uptown.

Let me know who’s down.

"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar

by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 28, 2010 10:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

bueno

"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar

by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 28, 2010 10:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

Never been to Black Friar

But Old Monk is a staple whenever I’m in town. Our post-work hangout always seemed to be Jake’s, Gloria’s or Snookie’s.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Jul 28, 2010 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

Never tried them.

I don’t know that I’ve ever been rich…though LSB is doing a good job on the idle part.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Jul 28, 2010 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

Heh

I am also partial to Idle because it’s a bar and not a restaurant. During the summer, no matter what they have on television, they will always turn on the Rangers game for me, and I’m friends with several of the cocktail waitresses there.

by FuturePants on Jul 28, 2010 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

Jes

Some of my favorite. Good happy hour specials and usually some attractive waitresses as well.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Jul 28, 2010 11:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yea

I actaully ate there Saturday. They all seemed to be like 17 or 18 though.

by eric03tx on Jul 28, 2010 11:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

They change so often

I have no idea anymore. It’s been a while…

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Jul 28, 2010 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

we just get older

but they stay the same age.

by eric03tx on Jul 28, 2010 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Heh

You may be on to something here…

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Jul 28, 2010 11:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

you know a cool place to kick it

is Libertine on Greenville

"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"

by Walter Sobchak on Jul 28, 2010 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

creeeeeeepy

but I’m in, too

"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"

by Walter Sobchak on Jul 28, 2010 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Except me.

I don’t complain. Because my wife is hot. And when she goes to the grocery store, she brings me back whey protein and Rolling Rock.

I did quite possibly the weirdest thing anyone has ever done on LSB, and all I got was this crappy signature.

by rockin_rangers on Jul 28, 2010 10:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

But I'm being completely serious

I did quite possibly the weirdest thing anyone has ever done on LSB, and all I got was this crappy signature.

by rockin_rangers on Jul 28, 2010 10:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

Hey

I’m still waiting to see the naked pictures of his wife. .

what we really can live without is rolling Rock

Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Define "interesting".
Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: [deadpan] Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?

by iblum on Jul 28, 2010 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Tits will do.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jul 28, 2010 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

tHIS
There’s a lot of married LSBers, and mostly all they do is complain about being married

I love my wife more than anything in the world…and my 2 year old son it a fucking badass. And we’re gonna have another one in March. Overall, my life is pretty sweet. But my god…what I wouldn’t give to turn back time and commit to the bachelor’s lifestyle…

"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"

by Bob Loblaw on Jul 28, 2010 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

My Wife...

She’ll ask me if I’ll find another woman if she dies.
I say “Hell no, I’ll be going bachelor”.
Apparently, this is even more upsetting.

There is no safe way to answer that question.

by Oracle Galvez on Jul 28, 2010 12:13 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

You have to learn to fake a stroke when those questions come up....

Only a medical emergency can free you from that trap.

The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano

by bking on Jul 28, 2010 12:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah,

Seeing the wheels spinning in her head as she contemplates how to spend the life insurance isn’t good for my psyche.

by Oracle Galvez on Jul 28, 2010 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

hahaha

I like it

"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"

by Walter Sobchak on Jul 28, 2010 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

80/20 rule

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Jul 28, 2010 11:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

would it make you feel better if she was leaving you for Nelson Cruz's boomstick?

That really sucks, but I may be able to find some comfort in this if it were me.

Good luck on the new conquest.

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Jul 28, 2010 10:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

no kidding.

"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar

by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 28, 2010 10:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

I've been dumped in an e-mail before

That shit was arctic, man.

"Mic check, hahahaha. I be the anti-myth rhythm rock shocka!"

by WildcatPhoenix on Jul 28, 2010 10:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

oh man.

that sucks.

this is definitely a topic I think most of us can relate to here.

"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar

by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 28, 2010 10:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

E-mail?

Weakkkkksauce.

Replace Jim Knox

by benjihana on Jul 28, 2010 10:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

The subject line was "Bad e-mail"

Fat free, low calorie weak sauce indeed.

"Mic check, hahahaha. I be the anti-myth rhythm rock shocka!"

by WildcatPhoenix on Jul 28, 2010 10:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

That fucking blows.

It’s also a chickenshit thing to do.

"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Jul 28, 2010 10:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I agree...

I usually just left a note.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Jul 28, 2010 11:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

Why not just Tweet it

and figure someone will show her

by BuckyB on Jul 28, 2010 11:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

I have never and will never tweet.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Jul 28, 2010 11:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

I like to assume they have ESP

and can read my mind

"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"

by Walter Sobchak on Jul 28, 2010 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

One guy

He was deployed with his wife. They were both active duty army. So they were both deployed to COB Speicher. He left for a few days to go to another base for some work. He came back a day early and was trying to get into his room. The door was locked. As he pounded on the door, asking her why the fuck it was locked, she just kept telling him to hang on a second. Finally the door opened and a dude came running out with his hands covering up his junk Luckily the guy that was trying to get in his room didn’t lose it. I don’t understand how you can be dumb enough to do that when everyone has rifles and 210 rounds.

by Tex2044 on Jul 28, 2010 12:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Insanity

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Jul 28, 2010 1:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

What the Fuck?

That, sir, is ridiculous.

“Bad e-mail?” unexceptable.

"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar

by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 28, 2010 10:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

When things like that happen

I laugh and move on with life. Probably wasn’t worth my time in the first place.

Replace Jim Knox

by benjihana on Jul 28, 2010 10:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

True that

"Mic check, hahahaha. I be the anti-myth rhythm rock shocka!"

by WildcatPhoenix on Jul 28, 2010 10:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

Ditto

Though it was a long distance thing and I was already ready to move on.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Jul 28, 2010 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

Haha

The dirk would give her some good penis sexing, and then give her the Houdini.

I did quite possibly the weirdest thing anyone has ever done on LSB, and all I got was this crappy signature.

by rockin_rangers on Jul 28, 2010 11:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

She left you for Nellie

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition)
And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56 on Jul 9, 2010 9:43 PM CDT
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jul 28, 2010 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

After spying on the Angels & A's boards I have concluded

That A’s fans are remarkably better people than Angels fans.

Seriously, where did they find all these polite and baseball literate people in OAKLAND??

(Btw, the Rev’s latest pouting “All the Angels except for Weaver have quit!” cryfest was simply priceless!)

"Mic check, hahahaha. I be the anti-myth rhythm rock shocka!"

by WildcatPhoenix on Jul 28, 2010 9:48 AM CDT reply actions  

I hate Angels fans, don't get me wrong

But HH is a SSS, not really a successful blog

by BuckyB on Jul 28, 2010 9:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

Rev's mind is a fucked up place though.

You wouldn’t ever wanna be trapped inside of it.

"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar

by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 28, 2010 9:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

Man you're right.

I couldn’t imagine pulling an Inception and being inside of that thing.

by michael bluth on Jul 28, 2010 10:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

Shudders

Yikes. Don’t even wanna imagine.

"Mic check, hahahaha. I be the anti-myth rhythm rock shocka!"

by WildcatPhoenix on Jul 28, 2010 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

sorta like that Dr. Magorium's Magic Emporium movie

with several variations of Heath Ledger

"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"

by Walter Sobchak on Jul 28, 2010 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

I actually liked that movie, very much.

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Jul 28, 2010 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

I thought it was pretty decent

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Jul 28, 2010 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

it was weird as hell

but watchable – I’m just thinking that’s what Rev’s mind must be like though.

Johnny Depp is one of my favorites to watch on screen, I hate Colin Farrell but he was watchable as well

"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"

by Walter Sobchak on Jul 28, 2010 2:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

are we talking about Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium? or the Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus?

it didn’t occur to me how similar those titles could sound.

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Jul 28, 2010 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

HAHAHA

I think I mixed them together – what a weird movie that would be

"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"

by Walter Sobchak on Jul 28, 2010 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

What is SSS?

I feel so stupid.

Replace Jim Knox

by benjihana on Jul 28, 2010 10:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

Gotta confess

I had the same question.

"Mic check, hahahaha. I be the anti-myth rhythm rock shocka!"

by WildcatPhoenix on Jul 28, 2010 10:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

Short Sample Size

"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar

by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 28, 2010 10:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

Rev

really is the most idiotic, self absorbed, sociopathic blogger that I have ever seen.

by eric03tx on Jul 28, 2010 9:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

there's an app for that

"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar

by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 28, 2010 10:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

You've just learned this?

And it’s not just AN and HH, which are miles and miles and miles apart in terms of good writing and pleasant atmosphere. Every message board I’ve spent time on manages to have really annoying Angels fans, but not so much A’s fans.

by philkid3 on Jul 28, 2010 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

Truth.

I love this idea.

"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar

by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 28, 2010 10:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

best stat ever

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jul 28, 2010 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

ouch.

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Jul 28, 2010 11:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

haha.

i wish this were true.

"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar

by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 28, 2010 11:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

If he never hits lefties

It might be true.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 28, 2010 12:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

*sigh*

:(

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jul 28, 2010 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Was at the game last night.

Nellie’s home run was a TOWERING shot. Seriously, that was the highest hit ball to leave the yard that I had ever seen. It seemed like it stayed up for an eternity. When it came off the bat, it looked like it was going to literally wind up above the glass in the 2nd deck in left. But it lost A LOT mid way through it’s flight. I was praying that it would get out. Even looking at the TV feed, the camera seemed like it was ahead of itself thinking it would have landed earlier than it did.

Happy birthday to Kenny. Happy birthday to you.

by Adebesi on Jul 28, 2010 10:52 AM CDT reply actions  

That shot was so high

that from my seats (upper deck, first base side) I actually thought he had popped it up and was getting ready to be pissed that Hammy wasn’t going back to tag up.

"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Jul 28, 2010 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

like he say
there’s the ball, it landed on the moon. There’s you, sad and sweaty.

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Jul 28, 2010 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

It was crazy to watch on TV.

I had at least a couple moments of being impatient to find out where it would land.

by philkid3 on Jul 28, 2010 11:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

Not to sound like Josey but...

Should the Rangers go after Ted Lilly? If Feldman continues the way he has been either Harden or Holland will replace him. I guess the question is who do you feel more comfy with? this is assuming we wouldn’t have to give up much to get Lilly.

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Jul 28, 2010 10:56 AM CDT reply actions  

No, you don't trust Feldman, Harden or Holland or

No you don’t want LillY? Support your answer Brett.

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Jul 28, 2010 10:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

Good answer, good answer

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Jul 28, 2010 10:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

No

He is good, but not what we need at this point. The only pitcher worth going after would be Oswalt.

by eric03tx on Jul 28, 2010 10:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

And that is not going to happen.

Unless JD can pull a rabbit out of his ass yet again.

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Jul 28, 2010 10:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yup

I just think with the limited resources we have (or are willing to deal), and complete lack of cash, a RH bat would be more logical. Oswalt would be awesome, but JD would really have to work his magic. At this point, we cant even get the Cantu deal done.

by eric03tx on Jul 28, 2010 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

True, let's go in this direction then

James Loney could he be had? Mark Reynolds, we all saw what the D-Bags got for Haren wonder what it would take toget him? I know he is a K machine and has a low BA but he has power and drives in runs. He can also play 3b to give MY a rest down the stretch. Just thinking aloud.

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Jul 28, 2010 11:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

I think both

would be worth way too much. Either would immeidately start at 1b, as well.

by eric03tx on Jul 28, 2010 11:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

Font, Kiker and Osuna for either one?

I think that is a good package.

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Jul 28, 2010 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

Loney and Reynolds

are young and very good. Loney doesnt have much power, but I like the rest of his game. Reynolds is like a young RH version of Carlos Pena.

by eric03tx on Jul 28, 2010 11:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

Neither do I

I was just thinking about guys that have a cheap contract that could be had.

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Jul 28, 2010 11:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

I wonder if Loney

Is a late bloomer like AG was?

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Jul 28, 2010 11:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

That's a lot for what I imagine is roughly 100 ABs down the stretch...

The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano

by bking on Jul 28, 2010 11:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

They are

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Jul 28, 2010 11:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

Oops, I was focusing more on their immediate value

Reynolds just seems to boom or bust for me to want him, but Loney is an intriguing idea longer-term.

The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano

by bking on Jul 28, 2010 11:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

I like Loney a lot

Would really like it if we could get him.

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Jul 28, 2010 11:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

He is like what Chris Davis could be

his average really is VERY low this year, though.

by eric03tx on Jul 28, 2010 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

no Ted Lilly

I don’t feel comfy with Ted.

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(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Jul 28, 2010 11:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

Hell no.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Jul 28, 2010 11:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

No

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jul 28, 2010 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

?
the Angels, despite getting swindled by Arizona in a deal for Haren, went into Tuesday in third place in the AL West, percentage points behind Oakland and 7 1/2 games back of the Rangers.

That’s from Tracy Ringolsby. I don’t even. . .

by philkid3 on Jul 28, 2010 11:10 AM CDT reply actions  

Huh?

There is so much wrong with this statement. He must be one of the 3 people in or who write about baseball that thinks Zona won this trade.

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Jul 28, 2010 11:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

I don't think he knows what the word "swindled" means.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jul 28, 2010 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

looking at the standings..

Rangers have 35 wins at RBiA, tied with Detroit for most home wins in the majors. Good stuff!

by Nips on Jul 28, 2010 11:14 AM CDT reply actions  

And they are getting better on the road as well.

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Jul 28, 2010 11:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

also

tied with 5 other teams for most extra innings wins at 7

by Nips on Jul 28, 2010 11:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

did you notice

the Rangers have 3 more home games than any team in the AL.

Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Define "interesting".
Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: [deadpan] Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?

by iblum on Jul 28, 2010 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Benji looks so happy in that picture

Is it b/c they won, or b/c he didn’t have to bat and run around the bases?

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Jul 28, 2010 11:21 AM CDT reply actions  

I think it's because

he had just been told that they were having a chinese style buffet in the clubhouse.

Happy birthday to Kenny. Happy birthday to you.

by Adebesi on Jul 28, 2010 11:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

it has a very, "Oh, boy!" feel to it, yes?

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Jul 28, 2010 11:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

Is this a First?

Little Mermaid reference on LSB

by BuckyB on Jul 28, 2010 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Please tell me you have young kids....

I’d hate to think you made that inference otherwise.

The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano

by bking on Jul 28, 2010 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, I was 3 when the movie was released...

So Little Mermaid is more “my time” than Animal House.

by BuckyB on Jul 28, 2010 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

You make me sad

damn kids

GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!!

Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Define "interesting".
Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: [deadpan] Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?

by iblum on Jul 28, 2010 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

ok.. ok.. ok...

Benji singing “Kiss the Girl” in the shower after last night’s game…

that’s a fake story, but it really happened.

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Jul 28, 2010 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

I couldn't watch the game live last night...

which I really don’t mind. In fact, I’d perfer to watch it recorded to skip commercials, pause when my kid needs something, et al.

But the only downfall to that is that in a close game you kinda know what’s going to happen. Only 15 minutes left in the recording, the game is tied, and the A’s have a runner on third in the Top of the 9th on Neffy. I was sweating bullets.

After he got that strikeout, I knew greatness would occur.

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by slc ranger on Jul 28, 2010 11:33 AM CDT reply actions  

Tommy Hunter getting some love on ESPN First Take today....

The world is starting to notice…..

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by IrishP1 on Jul 28, 2010 11:34 AM CDT reply actions  

Probably has one of those "assisted lift" seats

The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano

by bking on Jul 28, 2010 12:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

its

that hand cleaner “Germ-X”. terrible Dad joke

by CHRISTASTIC on Jul 28, 2010 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

x
In an attempt to get MLB’s postseason wrapped up earlier than November, when inclement weather can cause delays or postponement of games, the league will start the 2011 season on a Friday, April 1 start date and end the regular season on a Weds. The news, first reported by Bob Nightingale of USA Today, goes on to say that the season would end on Wednesday, Sept. 28 and see the playoffs begin Sept. 30 or Oct. 1. That would place the beginning of the World Series on Wednesday, Oct. 19, a week earlier than the last two years. It would virtually assure the World Series would not be played in November.

link

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by Rodney on Jul 28, 2010 11:40 AM CDT reply actions  

3 day weekend, ftw.

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by IrishP1 on Jul 28, 2010 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

winner

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by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 28, 2010 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

so, is this to make sure that Jeter will be the only Mr. November?

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Jul 28, 2010 11:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

Conspiracy!!!!

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by IrishP1 on Jul 28, 2010 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

APRIL FOOL'S!

Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chain saw?

by Keynes on Jul 28, 2010 11:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

I like it.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Jul 28, 2010 11:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

This makes sense, right?

A lot of sense. What am I missing?

Oh, and the early series should be in warm weather stadiums as much as possible.

by philkid3 on Jul 28, 2010 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Agree

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Jul 28, 2010 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fielder.

"@SI_JonHeyman: #rangers join fielder fray with angels, chisox. Very active for bankrupted team"

"He tagged me way up here," Andrus said, pointing to his chest. "I'm not a midget. My legs are long enough."

by Feliz es bueno on Jul 28, 2010 12:24 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

That's scary

Maybe they’re just upping the price?

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Jul 28, 2010 12:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't know if I'd rather the Rangers or Angels get him.

Given the prospects we’d have to give up to get him.

"He tagged me way up here," Andrus said, pointing to his chest. "I'm not a midget. My legs are long enough."

by Feliz es bueno on Jul 28, 2010 12:30 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

What's the most you'd give up?

"He tagged me way up here," Andrus said, pointing to his chest. "I'm not a midget. My legs are long enough."

by Feliz es bueno on Jul 28, 2010 12:33 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Well theres an answer

thanks for clearing that up.

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Jul 28, 2010 12:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's why I come to LSB. For the insight.

"He tagged me way up here," Andrus said, pointing to his chest. "I'm not a midget. My legs are long enough."

by Feliz es bueno on Jul 28, 2010 1:15 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Well

Not Perez.

Holland, though.

by brettgardner on Jul 28, 2010 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yup

Holland plus Font plus Beltre. I dunno if that would do it?

by eric03tx on Jul 28, 2010 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nor would I

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jul 28, 2010 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Damn.

I really don’t want to give up Holland. Problem is you’re right. You have to give up one of the stud pitchers, and Holland is the guy out of Scheppers/Perez/Holland.

I don’t know if I could bring myself to do it though, but if it happened I could probably be convinced not to hate it depending on what else was given up.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jul 28, 2010 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is he a FA or in arbatration next year?

Either way, I think I like the idea of the Angels overpaying for him. If he’s a FA at the end of the season, that would be so awesome.

by philkid3 on Jul 28, 2010 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Arb next year

"He tagged me way up here," Andrus said, pointing to his chest. "I'm not a midget. My legs are long enough."

by Feliz es bueno on Jul 28, 2010 1:50 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Arb eligible.

Free agent in 2012.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jul 28, 2010 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, I'd like having him.

But I’d much rather keep the prospects and get someone in FA. I’ll bet at least one of the guys it takes to get him has a couple Fielder-caliber seasons down the line.

by philkid3 on Jul 28, 2010 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

If it's going to cost what is being rumored right now then I have no interest.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jul 28, 2010 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Day baseball in LAAAAA

Rangers could be 9 up before they even take the field.

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Jul 28, 2010 12:25 PM CDT reply actions  

They already are

/buckyb_rounding

The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano

by bking on Jul 28, 2010 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

I thought that was big steve math

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Jul 28, 2010 12:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Holland up to 5 innings. Wouldn't expect more than 5 from Feldman in LAA...

"@scottrlucas: Derek Holland done after 5 IP & 60 pitches in OKC. Solo homer by Chris Shelton, 2 BB, 1 K. Mitch Moreland with 12th homer."

"He tagged me way up here," Andrus said, pointing to his chest. "I'm not a midget. My legs are long enough."

by Feliz es bueno on Jul 28, 2010 12:32 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

60 pitches??/

Sounds like they sent him some Cliff Lee video to watch during his rehab…

The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano

by bking on Jul 28, 2010 12:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Didn't even think about that.

Sounds dominating. Where are his stats on his other outings? I wanna compare pitchcounts/workloads/etc.

Replace Jim Knox

by benjihana on Jul 28, 2010 12:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

It was his 1st real rehab start
IP H R ER BB SO HR ERA
5.0 1 1 1 2 1 1 1.03

And the one hit – HR: Shelton (9, 5th inning off Holland, 0 on, 0 out)

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Jul 28, 2010 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep, the gift that keeps on giving

The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano

by bking on Jul 28, 2010 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

noooo
@injuryexpert
  
Fielder to Rangers would start with Martin Perez and end with a couple more pitchers. Rangers using farm to play for the now?

by kevinkinsler on Jul 28, 2010 12:55 PM CDT reply actions  

No thank you

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Jul 28, 2010 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

From Heyman's SI article today
The Rangers have joined the fray for Prince Fielder. The White Sox and Angels are also interested in acquiring the Brewers’ slugging first baseman, who isn’t a free agent until after next year and is batting .262 with 24 home runs and 46 RBIs this season. The Brewers, who may still keep Fielder, are seeking young pitching and Texas has an excellent stash of prospects. The Rangers have also checked out Florida’s Jorge Cantu, Baltimore’s Ty Wigginton and the Cubs’ Derrek Lee for their first base needs.

Maybe just trying to drive the price up so the Angels can’t get him? Please?

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by Desert Ranger on Jul 28, 2010 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

sure.....

everyone was saying cliff lee would cost perez too…

we will not trade perez for fielder

by death of the cool on Jul 28, 2010 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Would Fielder put us over the top?

I mean – we BETTER win the World Series if that is the case and this went down.

by eric03tx on Jul 28, 2010 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

How many times do I have to say this

There’s no guaranteed shot at winning the World Series. No realistic way to make it even a 50% chance.

Think of it more like March Madness than the NBA.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Jul 28, 2010 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh

I am definitely not saying anything guarantees a WS win. Hell, we could trade for Pujols and Adam Wainwright and it wouldn’t guarantee anything. I guess my point is, it better result in a championship, otherwise I would be very dissapointed.

by eric03tx on Jul 28, 2010 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well

It should only disappoint you if you honestly believe in one of the two following possibilities:

1. You could have traded the same player(s) for something that would have won you a World Series in the same window (which is not necessarily just this year), or

2. The player(s) themselves would have contributed substantially to winning a World Series either in this window or in the future. Obviously the further out you go, the less sure you can be.

by brettgardner on Jul 28, 2010 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

that is a good point

I guess considering point two, how good will the Rangers be in 3-5 years when Perez would really be coming into his game, etc.

by eric03tx on Jul 28, 2010 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Perez, Holland, Scheppers and maybe Feliz

Form quite a group of high ceiling options for the rotation. Some decent to good median projections for guys like Hunter, OBeltre, Kirkman, etc also.

The bullpen seems to have quite a few options for it.

The position players are a bit more tricky, but you can (probably) count on Hamilton, Elvis, Young, Borbon, and maybe one of Kinsler or Cruz being here and bringing various levels of production in 3 years. EBeltre is seeming like a better bet to be a solid OF and there’s a greater than zero chance that Profar or Sardinas are up in 5 years.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Jul 28, 2010 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

I just wonder at this point

how legit of a chance we even have at Prince. If the price isn’t too ridiculous, it would be a pretty awesome pickup.

by eric03tx on Jul 28, 2010 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

And bats are sooooo much easier to buy

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Jul 28, 2010 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

And are less likely to hurt you long term.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Jul 28, 2010 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Noo!!!

Wrong wrong wrong. I’d rather wait it out, test internal options, then chase somebody in FA.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Jul 28, 2010 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

This.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jul 28, 2010 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Indeed

I’ll take Dunn next year, and keep the prospects.

Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chain saw?

by Keynes on Jul 28, 2010 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Okay, well that's enough of that.

Nothing to see here. Next.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jul 28, 2010 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

This doesn't add up...

If Nolan is complaining about how this team may not be able to afford Hamilton next year with arb. and the ownership situation, then how the hell would they be able to afford Fielder?

I call BS, and I hope the Rangers wouldn’t give up what it would take to get him in the first place.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Jul 28, 2010 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

This screams like a MIL leak

Throw in Perez’s name to pump up the price. I highly doubt JD even entertains the thought of trading Perez at this point.

by BuckyB on Jul 28, 2010 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

For anyone

DON’T TRADE PEREZ!!!!!

Maybe Strasburg, if he’s not hurt.

maybe.

Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Define "interesting".
Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: [deadpan] Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?

by iblum on Jul 28, 2010 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Meh

There are a lot of players I’d trade him for.

Just not a first baseman with less than 2 years of control.

by BuckyB on Jul 28, 2010 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pujols?

A-Rod? I don’t think so. Hayward? Stanton? Bumbgardner?

I’m curious who you would trade Martin Perez for….

Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Define "interesting".
Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: [deadpan] Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?

by iblum on Jul 28, 2010 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Heyward, Strausberg, or Posey

To name a few of the few I would be okay to trade Perez for.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 28, 2010 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Posey is pretty good

Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Define "interesting".
Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: [deadpan] Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?

by iblum on Jul 28, 2010 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Posey is amazing...

I love me some Marteeen, but I’d serious consider doing that trade.

I’ll bet the Giants wouldn’t though.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Jul 28, 2010 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

THis is like an NBA trade for me

The conventional wisdom is never trade a big to get a small, and I just don’t trade a potential stud TORP for a bat.

The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano

by bking on Jul 28, 2010 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Posey is one of the few bats I would trade Perez for

Catchers that can field and hit are as rare as TORP.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 28, 2010 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Weiters?

I would.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Jul 28, 2010 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe

It could be all the hype he got before he got called up that is making me look at him like a bust already but I can’t help it. .730 OPS over 633 ABs from a 24 year old catcher isn’t bad, but it doesn’t look like he’s going to be giving the Orioles many great years before he starts getting expensive.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 28, 2010 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Stras, Heyward, Longoria, Posey, Carlos Santana, Price, Josh Johnson, Ubaldo, …..

There are many, many more

by BuckyB on Jul 28, 2010 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Crawford

Longoria, Greinke, Ubaldo, Mauer, Braun, Tulowitzki, Cabrera…. just to name a few.

by eric03tx on Jul 28, 2010 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Crawford?

uh……. Tulowitzki? maybe we’re a bit fuzzy on how good Martin Perez is going to be……Think Cliff Lee, but 10 years younger….

Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Define "interesting".
Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: [deadpan] Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?

by iblum on Jul 28, 2010 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

If you're talking about trading Perez for someone

Guys like Cabrera, Mauer, Greinke, and Crawford are off the list for me. Crawford’s going to get paid this offseason and Greinke, while having a reasonable salary, is only signed for 2 more years. I don’t trade a prospect like Perez for someone like that.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 28, 2010 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

TAG show up now on the Ticket

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Jul 28, 2010 1:50 PM CDT reply actions  

My question about Fielder is....

Would it feel just as awesome to watch him smash HRs as it is to watch Cliff Lee pitch?

by eric03tx on Jul 28, 2010 1:53 PM CDT reply actions  

No more fun than watching Hambone, Vlad, or Nellie kill baseballs.

I would rather stay away from him the more I think about it. Too much to give up. Adam Dunn is a FA next year. Just go get a platoon RH CIF that can get on base at a decent clip and go at it with that.

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by TXHC on Jul 28, 2010 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

I would tend to agree

but what If we could get him at a cost that is less than originally expected a la the Cliff Lee deal?

by eric03tx on Jul 28, 2010 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

At least one of Holland/Perez/Scheppers would have to be involved.

Not to mention other players would have to be involved as well. I just don’t see any other way. That’s too steep for me.

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by TXHC on Jul 28, 2010 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

I dunno

I could probably deal with Holland, but that is a tough pill to swallow. That’s just me, though.

by eric03tx on Jul 28, 2010 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

A lot of others here would agree with you, I think.

I don’t think I could do it though, but like I said above somewhere: if it happened I could probably be convinced not to hate it after a while depending on what else was involved.

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by TXHC on Jul 28, 2010 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Another thing to consider too that I think can't be glossed over.

Prince Fielder is a fat, out of shape bastard. How would he hold up in Arlington? Could he handle this heat? I don’t know. I just have my doubts about trading for him. For the right price I would be fine with it, but if you have to gut the farm to get it done then I would rather just bring in somebody to platoon with Davis for now and try to revisit the issue in the off season when there should be more money.

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by TXHC on Jul 28, 2010 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well

I would only be interested in keeping him until this contract is done. He will be worthless by 32.

by eric03tx on Jul 28, 2010 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hes been so injury prone and missed so much time in his career right?

The whole “fat and out of shape” argument is bullshit IMO. Hes not a OF who needs to run and sprint a lot. Hes a 1B and he hits a lot of HRs. Not things that require a lot of speed and endurance. He may not leg out a triple or beat out a IF hit but who cares.

by bigsteve on Jul 28, 2010 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Great argument as usual from you.

The guy plays in an air conditioned dome up north half the time. Bringing up the Texas heat and the effect it can have on somebody’s body, especially a guy that is under 6’0" tall and 270 lbs is a legitimate concern. But no, it doesn’t matter. Who cares.

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by TXHC on Jul 28, 2010 3:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think it matters long term, but not this year or next

I think durability concerns would have shown themselves over the course of a roadtrip here or there.

Plus, since it doesn’t look like we will be battling down to the wire to get into the playoffs, we should be able to give him plenty of time off if needed.

by BuckyB on Jul 28, 2010 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well

on one hand, he won’t be the slowest or fattest guy on the team (right Benji?) On the other hand, would he accept hitting 7th? or who do you bump from Vlad, Ham, and Cruz?

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by iblum on Jul 28, 2010 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nah, somebody had a pretty good suggestion the other day.

1. Kinsler
2. Young
3. Fielder
4. Vladdy
5. Hambone
6. Cruz
7. Molina
8. Elvis
9. Borbon

Something to that effect probably.

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by TXHC on Jul 28, 2010 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hambone would never hit another triple with that lineup

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by bking on Jul 28, 2010 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

If the team wants Ham to win the triple crown

they had better switch him and Vlad quick. Ham would have 10 more RBI hitting 4th than 5th at the very least.

Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Define "interesting".
Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: [deadpan] Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?

by iblum on Jul 28, 2010 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

well....

I’d switch Ham with Vlad:

actually I’d move Ham to 4th:

Elvis
Young
Kinsler
Ham
Fielder
Vlad
Cruz
Benji
Borbon.

I love Kins hitting 3rd, I think he hits better there than leadoff….

Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Define "interesting".
Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: [deadpan] Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?

by iblum on Jul 28, 2010 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

That works too.

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by TXHC on Jul 28, 2010 4:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

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