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Fifty Wins Before The Break.

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I like nice, little, fluffy Ranger wins.....

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 7, 2010 10:04 PM CDT reply actions  

Can't wait to see this movie.

It’s supposed to be good.

One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....

by Brandon Worley on Jul 7, 2010 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

What movie is that?

Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!

by t ball on Jul 7, 2010 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Despicable Me.

out in a week or two….

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 7, 2010 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

There's been some good ones lately..

Mainly ones by third-party productions…

Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs was great.

So was How To Train Your Dragon.

One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....

by Brandon Worley on Jul 7, 2010 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kung Fu Panda was the first Dreamworks movie I really liked.

How To Train Your Dragon was great, at least to me. It was made by the same guys that made Lilo and Stitch, perhaps the most underrated Disney flick made.

One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....

by Brandon Worley on Jul 7, 2010 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

L&S

very underrated, I agree.

Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.

by jonthefon on Jul 7, 2010 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

both good choices along with Happy Feet.

The little penquins played by robin williams are hilarious.

by Tex2044 on Jul 7, 2010 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

I actually haven't seen that one.

One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....

by Brandon Worley on Jul 7, 2010 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Okay, I couldn't stand Happy Feet

And I hated how it flipped from “look! happy, dancing pengins” to “we must stop the overfishing of the Antarctic oceans.” Seemed pretty cheap.

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jul 7, 2010 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

The one I really can't wait for..

Is Legend of the Guardians.

One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....

by Brandon Worley on Jul 7, 2010 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Right there with you....

Baseball, it is said, is only a game. True. And the Grand Canyon is only a hole in Arizona. Not all holes, or games, are created equal. George Will

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jul 8, 2010 7:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

DVRd it and ended up skipping through most of it

meh.

Kung Fu Panda and Lilo and stich: good
Havn’t seen the dragon one yet.

by DShep on Jul 7, 2010 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

It was actually pretty damn good in 3D.

One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....

by Brandon Worley on Jul 7, 2010 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Despicable Me.

Comes out this weekend.

One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....

by Brandon Worley on Jul 7, 2010 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah

my wife is all amped up about that. She has the movies tastes of a six year old.

Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!

by t ball on Jul 7, 2010 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was in LA, right outside the Nokia Theatre

For the premiere of that stupid, stupid movie.

That place was insane. I was scared for my life.

One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....

by Brandon Worley on Jul 7, 2010 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I'd hate it if she had the movies tastes of a 13 year old

I actually like the animated flicks a lot. We both loved Up and Kung Fu Panda was funny.

Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!

by t ball on Jul 7, 2010 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yup...

These new animated flicks seem custom made for 20-30 year olds, but what’s great is everyone can enjoy them.

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by Brandon Worley on Jul 7, 2010 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Saw the previews of this during Toy Story 3

looked much better than that other superhero one they showed.

by cashman on Jul 7, 2010 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Slightly related

My daughter, 4, saw Wizard of Oz for the first time over the weekend and loved it. It was kind of neat watching it with her, remembering watching it for the first time about 35+ years ago when I was her age.

Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!

by t ball on Jul 7, 2010 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dark Side of the Moon? Right, right?

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Jul 7, 2010 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

My daughter said

daddy, it’s not real, it’s just a movie…while holding a death grip on my hand.

Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!

by t ball on Jul 7, 2010 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Neato, lucky you

Can’t stand that flick personally, but nice.

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Jul 7, 2010 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's far from my favorite

but the songs are good stuff from Harold Arlen and I’m always happy when she likes good stuff. She’s into Swan Lake and Sleeping Beauty, too, and knows all the instruments when she hears them. I’m not proud…

Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!

by t ball on Jul 7, 2010 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes you are!

Be it, enjoy it, cherish it.

:)

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Jul 7, 2010 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's my favorite movie of all time

next to It’s A Wonderful Life, Godfather 2, Dirty Harry and of course, The Outlaw Josey Wales.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

"Now run along, my question was for Jamey and not the diminutive, sawwed off little twerp from Arkansas who no longer sees the team up close."

by Josey Wales on Jul 7, 2010 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

You should check out 'Goodfellas'.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Jul 7, 2010 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's right there in the mix...

Love the “Shine Box” scene and when Jimmy Conway (DeNiro) is drinking / playing craps with da boys.

Ray Liotta…What the fuck happened?

Good use of music by Scorcese…I bought that soundtrack.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

"Now run along, my question was for Jamey and not the diminutive, sawwed off little twerp from Arkansas who no longer sees the team up close."

by Josey Wales on Jul 7, 2010 11:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Liotta

really, why didn’t he get more good roles?

Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!

by t ball on Jul 8, 2010 12:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

haha

Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year.
He declined to accept the award as to not show up his fellow rookies. Incentives earned from being named ROY were donated to a local charity. He did not report this donation on his tax return.

by octoberty on Jul 7, 2010 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

that guy is on acid.

just trying to figure it all out man.

Leave him alone.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jul 7, 2010 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

you gotta pronounce it right.

“Yo, dog. Yousz on de big screen!”

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 7, 2010 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Awesome guy in the corner

HEY YOU ARE ON THE BIG TV!

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Jul 7, 2010 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Was he doing the shopping cart for a split second there?

"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." - Chuck Morgan

by rlb02a on Jul 7, 2010 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

wearing an Arkansas jersey

my kind of guy

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jul 7, 2010 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

well...

he is black

"I definitely lead the league in weird injuries. I'm embarrassed, really. Somebody asks you why you came out and you say, 'Um, I was dizzy.' And then they ask you again and you say, 'I think I got something in my eye.' I'd much rather be run over, that's more manly." -- C Jarrod Saltalamacchia, on the pair of strange injuries (dizziness, eye irritation) that have forced him to miss time this season.

by fightnirish220 on Jul 7, 2010 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

ugh

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jul 7, 2010 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

there are a lot of black people in arkansas

"I definitely lead the league in weird injuries. I'm embarrassed, really. Somebody asks you why you came out and you say, 'Um, I was dizzy.' And then they ask you again and you say, 'I think I got something in my eye.' I'd much rather be run over, that's more manly." -- C Jarrod Saltalamacchia, on the pair of strange injuries (dizziness, eye irritation) that have forced him to miss time this season.

by fightnirish220 on Jul 7, 2010 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

You should probably quit now, before you get tossed

Manny Acta style.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Jul 7, 2010 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Agreed

Taking off cap = Saying he is black

"I definitely lead the league in weird injuries. I'm embarrassed, really. Somebody asks you why you came out and you say, 'Um, I was dizzy.' And then they ask you again and you say, 'I think I got something in my eye.' I'd much rather be run over, that's more manly." -- C Jarrod Saltalamacchia, on the pair of strange injuries (dizziness, eye irritation) that have forced him to miss time this season.

by fightnirish220 on Jul 7, 2010 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

edgy

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jul 7, 2010 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

shut up dude, fucking idiot.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jul 7, 2010 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

wow

umm, hate to break it to you, David Duke, but there are black people everywhere.

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jul 7, 2010 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

I lived in Louisiana when he was a political figure...it was so bizarre.

more stories to come.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jul 7, 2010 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sweet.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Jul 7, 2010 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

hang on to your hat kid.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jul 7, 2010 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sho thang, bub.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Jul 7, 2010 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

slowly catching on...I like it.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jul 7, 2010 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

don't tempt me.

but…fanshot? fuck that…

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jul 7, 2010 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

seriously?

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jul 7, 2010 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

I went to college in Arkansas

and noticed that there are a lot of black people sorry if this offends some.

"I definitely lead the league in weird injuries. I'm embarrassed, really. Somebody asks you why you came out and you say, 'Um, I was dizzy.' And then they ask you again and you say, 'I think I got something in my eye.' I'd much rather be run over, that's more manly." -- C Jarrod Saltalamacchia, on the pair of strange injuries (dizziness, eye irritation) that have forced him to miss time this season.

by fightnirish220 on Jul 7, 2010 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

I didn't know Norte Dame was in Arkansas?

BANDWAGGON!! (AND THEY FUCKING SUCK)

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Jul 7, 2010 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

if you must know...

I have watched notre dame football ever since I know. And Bandwaggon?! I would have picked a better team

"I definitely lead the league in weird injuries. I'm embarrassed, really. Somebody asks you why you came out and you say, 'Um, I was dizzy.' And then they ask you again and you say, 'I think I got something in my eye.' I'd much rather be run over, that's more manly." -- C Jarrod Saltalamacchia, on the pair of strange injuries (dizziness, eye irritation) that have forced him to miss time this season.

by fightnirish220 on Jul 7, 2010 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think you should just quit now.

One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....

by Brandon Worley on Jul 7, 2010 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Between this dude and IrishP1

I don’t think there’s enough “I’M NOT RACIST BUT IMMA SAY SOMETHING RACIST” to go around.

by LiamP on Jul 7, 2010 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

No fucking shit

Makes me embarrassed to be part German.

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Jul 7, 2010 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

which part?

Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!

by t ball on Jul 7, 2010 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Irish part.

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Jul 7, 2010 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh, the liver.

Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!

by t ball on Jul 7, 2010 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wha???

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Jul 7, 2010 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm full of scotch

give me a break. And by that, I mean I’m part Scotch and I’m drinking Springbank.

I’m half German, but it seems to be the food half, the drinking part of me prefers scotch over bier.

Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!

by t ball on Jul 7, 2010 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Achtung!

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

"Now run along, my question was for Jamey and not the diminutive, sawwed off little twerp from Arkansas who no longer sees the team up close."

by Josey Wales on Jul 7, 2010 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

I knew you were racist.

It’s Advil and beef in the Texas Rangers, you yankee bastard.
- Nolan Ryan

by Flynnyrd on Jul 7, 2010 11:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ever eat at Bavarian Grill?

Just great German food. Or Frankie’s Li’l Europe in the Lakewood area, good stuff.

Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!

by t ball on Jul 8, 2010 12:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

cmkelly is cool.

I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw

by LSJ on Jul 7, 2010 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

not really...he's some mick that lives in conneticut.

I hate him.

JK.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jul 7, 2010 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Technically, I'm Irish too

Dad’s side is Irish/English, mothers side is German.

I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw

by LSJ on Jul 7, 2010 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

When my son was about to be born I was looking for a family name....my granddad and uncle did a bunch of geneolocical work..

looked through the book, found a name.

Point?

I’ve got some Irish in me bones.

Chew on that shit Scoop;.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jul 7, 2010 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mind blown.

We Eye-Ties hate, fucking hate Mcs.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Jul 7, 2010 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

O'Gando gets much love.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Jul 7, 2010 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

heh

Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!

by t ball on Jul 7, 2010 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

miles is Irish?

Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.

by jonthefon on Jul 7, 2010 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

hey dipshit

I went to college in Arkansas, too. I see you went to UALR. Couldn’t get into a real school?

Little Rock has a large black population, but it’s less than half of the people there. But if you only want to judge a state’s general population by one city’s demographics, go to Harrison. You would think that everybody in the state is white.

My point is that you’re an idiot.

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jul 7, 2010 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow, you need to fuck off and die now

Hopefully you bleed out as the result of anal rape, shitball.

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Jul 7, 2010 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

you should package that up and sell it.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jul 7, 2010 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm working on a co-licensing deal with DirkCorp

They are driving a hard deal, but I am bending over, so to speak.

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Jul 7, 2010 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

is this from tonight?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jul 7, 2010 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

No B-Team lineups again, please.

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"A win is a win. Kinda like banging a hogger on Spring Break. You’re glad hardly anybody saw you do it but at the end of the day you got laid."-- Josey Wales

by TooLegitToQuit on Jul 7, 2010 10:04 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

I could see one on Saturday.

Especially if we win the first two against the blackbirds.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 7, 2010 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Clearly we must now bench two starters for every game going forward,

tomorrow Cruz and Hamilton……

Bunting makes me spooge in my pants!

by RA Dickey on Jul 7, 2010 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

'Mazin.

Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.

by jonthefon on Jul 7, 2010 10:04 PM CDT reply actions  

The bullpen did ownings tonight.

2-0 since Fall Guy took one for the team.

"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." - Chuck Morgan

by rlb02a on Jul 7, 2010 10:04 PM CDT reply actions  

Claudia approves!

"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jul 7, 2010 10:05 PM CDT reply actions  

Please for the love of God...

tell me who this Claudia chick is. The finest piece ever posted on LSB.

by selke99 on Jul 7, 2010 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Claudia De Falchi

I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw

by LSJ on Jul 7, 2010 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

If you are gone for a while we know where you went.

"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jul 7, 2010 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Still, a very nice piece that Claudia.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

"Now run along, my question was for Jamey and not the diminutive, sawwed off little twerp from Arkansas who no longer sees the team up close."

by Josey Wales on Jul 7, 2010 11:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

You did, fucker

Sigh, you know I still love you all the bestest, long time.

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Jul 7, 2010 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sorry

I haven’t been around to bust out my toys in a while.

"There's really no way of knowing... Sometimes when I see their big eyes looking up from my lap I think, that's definitely a homeless guy in a fur coat." Betty White on SNL

by Pocket Ninja on Jul 7, 2010 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

:)

You are worth waiting for…

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Jul 7, 2010 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

OT- What websites do you have to visit every morning besides LSB?

And I need podcast suggestions to listen to…I have a 3 hour drive in the morning.

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"A win is a win. Kinda like banging a hogger on Spring Break. You’re glad hardly anybody saw you do it but at the end of the day you got laid."-- Josey Wales

by TooLegitToQuit on Jul 7, 2010 10:06 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Podcast Alley

Knock yourself out

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jul 7, 2010 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Here's a few....

The Slashfilmcast.

Filmspotting.

This American Life.

The Ricky Gervais Show.

One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....

by Brandon Worley on Jul 7, 2010 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Far as baseball goes theres BBTiA and MLB Trade Rumors

Other than that, I doubt I frequent any sites of interest.

I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw

by LSJ on Jul 7, 2010 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Doug bensons podcast

Doug loves movies is pretty funny

The snozberries taste like snozberries!!

by Chrom on Jul 7, 2010 11:21 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Go White Sox!

Fuck the Angels!

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Jul 7, 2010 10:06 PM CDT reply actions   2 recs

11-1 in my last 12

Just got a text from my GF…

“5 game up!!”

God love her

"Support the Dutch Oven"

by RangerFloppy on Jul 7, 2010 10:06 PM CDT reply actions  

She have a sister that is interested in beisbol?

"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jul 7, 2010 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Or a cousin?

One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....

by Brandon Worley on Jul 7, 2010 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Or a close friend?

"Hell's frozen over, Pigs are flying! The Saints have won the Super Bowl"
Shreveport Captains in LSB H2H Fantasy League

by LSU Ranger on Jul 7, 2010 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's ARK, go with your Mom!

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Jul 7, 2010 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

My wife is better.

She saw the Claudia .gif and commented on her hotness.

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aqua on Jul 7, 2010 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

my wife does that, too

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jul 7, 2010 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Any rational woman should.

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aqua on Jul 7, 2010 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yup

says the single man

"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jul 7, 2010 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rational and Woman

don’t go together…
at least not very often.

In vino, veritas

by Winojohn on Jul 7, 2010 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

I would happily stand in the corner and watch the show.

But I have to find a wife first, at 21 I am not in no hurry.

by casew on Jul 7, 2010 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm confused

because you said your wife saw the .gif and wanted to have sex with her.

by Tex2044 on Jul 7, 2010 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

What is your blow up doll's name?

Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!

by t ball on Jul 7, 2010 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

oc

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Jul 7, 2010 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

hot

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jul 7, 2010 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wait..I'm confused now.

One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....

by Brandon Worley on Jul 7, 2010 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

we owe it all to you, rangerfloppy

"Diving stab by Andrus, gets up, throws.... GOT HIM!!! An unbelievable play! From short left field!"
-Eric Nadel on 5/17/10

by Jason Brynsvold on Jul 7, 2010 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, b/c I threatened his azz earlier

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Jul 7, 2010 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

That was about the easiest one run win we'll ever have.

I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw

by LSJ on Jul 7, 2010 10:06 PM CDT reply actions  

agreed, never had a doubt.

Dude, Ogando is booberific.

’10 version of Feliz.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jul 7, 2010 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

you know what i mean bub :)

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jul 7, 2010 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Booberific?

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Jul 7, 2010 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

i don't know what's going on, too much acid.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jul 7, 2010 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Respek

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Jul 7, 2010 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it's weird

Even at 3-1, I felt like we’d win.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Jul 7, 2010 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

DUH!

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Jul 8, 2010 12:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

.500 the rest of the way is 89 wins, right?

That’s a good feeling. The Rangers can be mediocre the rest of the way and still meet the upper limits of my expectations on the season.

by philkid3 on Jul 7, 2010 10:07 PM CDT reply actions  

I was playing that game earlier

Getting caught up in how realistic it is for them to go .500. It’s a pretty daunting stretch.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Jul 7, 2010 11:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Andrus and Feliz

To quantify how special Andrus and Feliz are…..Andrus and Jason Heyward will be the 41st and 42nd players all time to make an all star team at 21 or younger. Feliz missed it by 2 months.

by Tex2044 on Jul 7, 2010 10:07 PM CDT reply actions  

that

and Elvis actually deserved to be in the all-star game.

by Tex2044 on Jul 7, 2010 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't think he was that much more clearly deserving than Heyward.

The competition is more stiff in the NL outfield than it is at AL shortstop, though.

by philkid3 on Jul 7, 2010 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Heyward's numbers are not very impressive after his hot start

I mean they’re ridiculous for a 20 year old in the majors, but they aren’t all-star level.

by Tex2044 on Jul 7, 2010 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

.360 wOBA

2 wins above replacement with UZR. 2.3 with DRS.

That’s All-Star caliber, sir. Depending on position strength it can squeeze someone out of actually deserving it some years, but that’s absolutely All-Star level.

by philkid3 on Jul 7, 2010 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kinsler esque

"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington

by FirebatM3 on Jul 7, 2010 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Doe Kinsler make this play?

"There's really no way of knowing... Sometimes when I see their big eyes looking up from my lap I think, that's definitely a homeless guy in a fur coat." Betty White on SNL

by Pocket Ninja on Jul 7, 2010 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

maybe

"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington

by FirebatM3 on Jul 7, 2010 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mr. White!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Jul 7, 2010 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

So..

IT REACHED 100 DEGREES IN CONNECTICUT TODAY!!!!

People were actually sweating when they walked outside!!!

It was freaking UNBEARABLE!!!

AHHH!!!!

One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....

by Brandon Worley on Jul 7, 2010 10:10 PM CDT reply actions  

Oh noes!

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Jul 7, 2010 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ha.

I’m fine with it.

I just chuckle at everyone else freaking out.

What sucks, is that not one place up here has central AC.

One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....

by Brandon Worley on Jul 7, 2010 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's actually been unseasonbly cold up here this summer.

We had a stretch of 90 degree days, but I don’t think it’s hit 100 yet, and mostly it’s been pleasent, if not cold.

by philkid3 on Jul 7, 2010 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

I remember one year

where we had something like 60 straight days over 100 in dallas.

by Tex2044 on Jul 7, 2010 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Everyday in '80, so I hear. Wasn't here.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Jul 7, 2010 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

1980

got to 113°. Stayed over 110° for better than a week.

Fun times.

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jul 7, 2010 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sounds like Kuwait, but not as hot

It’s a horrible place, hot as hell and humid as hell since it’s right off the ocean.

by Tex2044 on Jul 7, 2010 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think so

I moved to Indiana the next year.

by Tex2044 on Jul 7, 2010 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

I used to live there

:)

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Jul 7, 2010 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

not bad

since I’m an IU basketball fan. The big ten network is the greatest thing to happen since I moved to germany and now georgia.

by Tex2044 on Jul 7, 2010 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Purple, fucker

Happy? You welcher.

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Jul 7, 2010 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kokamo

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jul 7, 2010 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh hell, that wasn't me

I was like 3 days old then…

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Jul 7, 2010 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

nerve touched....tell us later yendor

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jul 7, 2010 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

remember the wet summer of '07?

i think it only hit 100 twice the whole year

by oc on Jul 7, 2010 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

That was ridiculous

Half of that year one of my routes to work was flooded.

Was a very cool summer though

by Trickman on Jul 7, 2010 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Garcia is kind of "dealing" against the Halo's right now.

might wanna keep an eye on that.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 7, 2010 10:10 PM CDT reply actions  

Where are you watching it at?

WGN?

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Jul 7, 2010 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

The White Sox feed for me.

I think.

One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....

by Brandon Worley on Jul 7, 2010 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

FSW

If I had to listen to “He Gone” I wouldn’t watch the game

by Tex2044 on Jul 7, 2010 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah...

I’m rolling with the Angels feed, unfortunately. Somehow they are less offensive than Hawk Harrelson.

by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 7, 2010 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow..

No kidding. I’m going to have to change.

I never realized just how homerrific these announcers are.

One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....

by Brandon Worley on Jul 7, 2010 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Victor Rojas can go die though

"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington

by FirebatM3 on Jul 7, 2010 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

+1

I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw

by LSJ on Jul 7, 2010 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

+1fuckingmillion

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Jul 7, 2010 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's really really homerific

and pretty much spent a lot of time baiting Rangers fans.

"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington

by FirebatM3 on Jul 7, 2010 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, this just proves how much of an old-time Ranger he is at heart

A few month on the job, and he is already playing down to competition

by Telegraph on Jul 8, 2010 12:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

this

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jul 7, 2010 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

wow.....

But then again, Hawk does offend most decent people…lol

La naiba cu Monkey Rally !!!!!

- That would Romanian for F*ck the Rally Monkey....

by Captain Fubar on Jul 8, 2010 12:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

yeah. WGN.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 7, 2010 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

scratch that. this is cubs/ 'backs.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 7, 2010 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I just noticed that.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Jul 7, 2010 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

ELVIS WINS!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jul 7, 2010 10:13 PM CDT reply actions  

I think he might have hurt him.

That was a brutal pie blast.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 7, 2010 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Do you think that will affect his range

at 3B at all?

"there's no money in triples" - CJ, 3.23.10

by Oddibee on Jul 7, 2010 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

No.

It can’t be worse.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Jul 7, 2010 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

might improve it

like Skywalker with that helmet on

Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!

by t ball on Jul 7, 2010 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh shit,

you like Star Wars.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Jul 7, 2010 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

My how his defense will suffer for it

"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington

by FirebatM3 on Jul 7, 2010 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

haha, he seemed trollish tonight.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jul 7, 2010 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm just tired of being told to vote for MY.

I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw

by LSJ on Jul 7, 2010 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh, well, okay...maybe I just ran in at the last second. Word.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jul 7, 2010 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gary Ward

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jul 7, 2010 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

George Wright

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Jul 7, 2010 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bump Wills

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Jul 7, 2010 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Cecilio Guante

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jul 7, 2010 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jeff Burroughs

"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington

by FirebatM3 on Jul 7, 2010 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Terry Matthews

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jul 7, 2010 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nelson Norman

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Jul 7, 2010 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gary Green

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jul 7, 2010 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Chris Michalak

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jul 7, 2010 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Brad Arnsberg

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jul 7, 2010 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Great pick off move

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Jul 7, 2010 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

he's a buddy of mine

he’s a pitching coach for the Nat’s AA team now.

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jul 7, 2010 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hector Fajardo

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jul 7, 2010 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Scooter Fletcher

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 7, 2010 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Barry Manuel

POW

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jul 7, 2010 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mark Petkovsek

POWPOWPOW

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jul 7, 2010 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ron Darling

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Jul 7, 2010 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

good one.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jul 7, 2010 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dickie Thon

"If you've got them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow."

by Vespasian on Jul 7, 2010 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dickie Thon is the greatest name of names in the history of names.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jul 7, 2010 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

better than Dick Trickle?

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jul 7, 2010 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

damn, okay Dick Thon is #1 baseball name.

Him and Dane and Garth Iorg.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jul 7, 2010 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rusty Kuntz

I win everything.

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Jul 7, 2010 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Richard Steele and Dick Pole.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Jul 7, 2010 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

darnit.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jul 7, 2010 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mario Diaz and Monty Farris

"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." - Chuck Morgan

by texasrfan on Jul 7, 2010 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gary FUCKING Mielke

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jul 7, 2010 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Larry See

Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!

by t ball on Jul 7, 2010 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Craig. McMurtry.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jul 7, 2010 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gino is not a fucker.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Jul 7, 2010 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Right. That's Gina

Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!

by t ball on Jul 7, 2010 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dave Hostetler

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on Jul 7, 2010 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thought Lloynd actually

had something other than a bag of suck.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

"Now run along, my question was for Jamey and not the diminutive, sawwed off little twerp from Arkansas who no longer sees the team up close."

by Josey Wales on Jul 7, 2010 11:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Damn

NN would have been my choice.

Longtime lurker

by BirmMD on Jul 7, 2010 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

He had a huge ass

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Jul 7, 2010 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah,

we used to call him, ‘Weeble, Wobble, but he won’t fall down’.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Jul 7, 2010 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

heh

I used to love Weebles

I had the haunted house.

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jul 7, 2010 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

TWSS

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

"Now run along, my question was for Jamey and not the diminutive, sawwed off little twerp from Arkansas who no longer sees the team up close."

by Josey Wales on Jul 7, 2010 11:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's my fallback name, dammit.

Barbaro Garbey

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Jul 7, 2010 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

it's both ours, we've had this discussion.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jul 7, 2010 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Acid, holmes.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Jul 7, 2010 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

who are you?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jul 7, 2010 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

CSI has ruined that song.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Jul 7, 2010 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

huh?

Oh…yeah man..

Never liked it really, not a Who fan…don’t know why.

Leave me alone.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jul 7, 2010 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

except I must say...I am a huge fan of John Entwistle.

Respek Knucks.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jul 7, 2010 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

agree

I love some of the non-tv show used Who songs of old…Behind Blue Eyes, Happy Jack, Boris the Spider, Love Reign O’er Me

Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!

by t ball on Jul 7, 2010 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Guess Who has a place for me

No Sugar Tonight…great tune.

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Jul 7, 2010 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

'These Eyes' is so chill.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Jul 7, 2010 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

I do like

the end of that song, with the continual key changes thing. Not that brilliant musically, but it works because of the shape of the melody and that guy’s voice soaring up there.

Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!

by t ball on Jul 7, 2010 11:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Killer bass line.

Reminds me of Rundgren’s ‘Hello, It’s Me’.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Jul 7, 2010 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Love that tune.

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Jul 7, 2010 11:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Holy crap, you're right

right down to the creepy long haired guy sitting at the piano.

Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!

by t ball on Jul 8, 2010 12:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

Ditto

I like their sound, good singer. All their songs sound a little too similar, but I enjoy them anyway.

Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!

by t ball on Jul 7, 2010 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, they kinda do

But it was groundbreaking, trend setting stuff way back then, so they get a pass.

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Jul 7, 2010 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

an original, unique sound

can be repetitive and still have great value. Like a RH bat…

Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!

by t ball on Jul 8, 2010 12:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

James Steele

Spare from SDO that actually hit 3rd one day for the Rangers…maybe 88 team…my god, they sucked that year.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

"Now run along, my question was for Jamey and not the diminutive, sawwed off little twerp from Arkansas who no longer sees the team up close."

by Josey Wales on Jul 7, 2010 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Support your brethren

And while you’re at it “Smoke. SMOOOOOOOOKEEEEEEE. SMOAAAAAAAAAK!!!”

by Heebs on Jul 7, 2010 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

that guy is annoying me to no end....great last at bat....

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jul 7, 2010 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

He has a drive to CF every 2 days

I am expecting the 2nd half explosion

"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington

by FirebatM3 on Jul 7, 2010 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

That was good.

(And everytime I hear Face talk about how he is proud to be a part of the org, etc etc, I think about his bitchfit last year….I can’t help it)

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Jul 7, 2010 10:14 PM CDT reply actions  

Angels losing

2-0

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Jul 7, 2010 10:18 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm glad Paul Konerko

heated up right after they left

"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington

by FirebatM3 on Jul 7, 2010 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hell yeah!

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Jul 7, 2010 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

that is comforting.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jul 7, 2010 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Acta was trying to fuck up Feliz

Kinda clever, if you ask me.

Annoying, but clever.

I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw

by LSJ on Jul 7, 2010 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

I believe he was gone the second he left the dugout

You can’t argue balls and strikes.

I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw

by LSJ on Jul 7, 2010 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

he was tossed before he left the dugout

I believe

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jul 7, 2010 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

yep

That’s what made him come out of the dugout.

by Black Francis on Jul 7, 2010 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah, that was ridonk.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jul 7, 2010 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

The White Sox broadcast...

Is just like listening the home radio broadcast of a high school football game in East Texas.

It’s like listening to two annoying ass fans just chatting during a game.

One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....

by Brandon Worley on Jul 7, 2010 10:26 PM CDT reply actions  

White Sox need DP Dino right now

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Jul 7, 2010 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Those are always fun

especially when you hear the Beer pop open on the radio

by Tex2044 on Jul 7, 2010 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Only if they refer to bubba and billy bob

there is always both of those names in an east texas broadcast.

by stnlycupchmps99 on Jul 8, 2010 12:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

Andres Blanco

He’s enjoying being interviewed.

by Adam J. Morris on Jul 7, 2010 10:28 PM CDT reply actions  

That's one happy pappy

"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jul 7, 2010 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Where's Mike9 and his prediction now?

"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jul 7, 2010 10:29 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm just waiting for the day a Mike100 shows up here

That person is going to get dirkatroned something fierce

by Heebs on Jul 7, 2010 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

By everyone?

"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jul 7, 2010 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

If anyone wants to watch the LAA CHI game

Link Scroll down and find the game. You’ll need Stream Torrent which is free.

"There's really no way of knowing... Sometimes when I see their big eyes looking up from my lap I think, that's definitely a homeless guy in a fur coat." Betty White on SNL

by Pocket Ninja on Jul 7, 2010 10:30 PM CDT reply actions  

enjoying watching Colorado coming back in style two nights in a row

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jul 7, 2010 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Again???

I’ll flip over and check that out.

"There's really no way of knowing... Sometimes when I see their big eyes looking up from my lap I think, that's definitely a homeless guy in a fur coat." Betty White on SNL

by Pocket Ninja on Jul 7, 2010 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

they were down 5-0

then 7-4 with 2 outs in the 8th.

Now tied at 7.

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jul 7, 2010 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Watching now

They must have giant sacks of lucky dust they powder their balls with. Bats?

"There's really no way of knowing... Sometimes when I see their big eyes looking up from my lap I think, that's definitely a homeless guy in a fur coat." Betty White on SNL

by Pocket Ninja on Jul 7, 2010 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Colorado does it again

impressive

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jul 7, 2010 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

If I was a pitcher

I would walk out there with novelty pins and buttons all over my hat one day, shit for fun.

I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw

by LSJ on Jul 7, 2010 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Young will get Elvis back.

"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jul 7, 2010 10:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Anybody else see this?

It’s Jim Knox’s fantasy.

I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw

by LSJ on Jul 7, 2010 10:36 PM CDT reply actions  

for that Chicken Hawk?

we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"

by eclou on Jul 7, 2010 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Griffin/Chicken fight on adult swim, now.

good times….

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 7, 2010 10:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Chris Davis is kind of heating up again

4-6 in double header today with 2b and hr. I think he is trying to help the ranger’s cause in a trade.

by Tex2044 on Jul 7, 2010 10:39 PM CDT reply actions  

oh no

I’m a huge Davis believer, but Smoak is the better player. He cannot keep getting robbed when he hits the ball hard.

by Tex2044 on Jul 7, 2010 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

He isn't getting robbed as much as you'd think...
His BABIP on the season is extremely low, at .234. Among big league hitters with at least 250 PA, Smoak has the fifth-lowest BABIP. Part of the reason for that low BABIP is that he’s hitting a bunch of pop-ups — Smoak’s infield per fly ball rate is 18.6%, the third highest rate in the majors and far higher than the 7-8% MLB average

Bunting makes me spooge in my pants!

by RA Dickey on Jul 7, 2010 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

His wOBAr is .357

which was Ian Kinsler’s wOBA last year.

wOBAr is a stat that takes the expected bases for a LD, FB, GB, etc and then calculates an expected wOBA based on the subsequent percentages of each that a hitter gets.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Jul 7, 2010 11:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Chris Davis should be up and Smoak should go down

I think they called him up before he was ready for the bigs

by bballfan57 on Jul 8, 2010 12:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

This is my favorite post of yours ever.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Jul 8, 2010 12:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

Never thought I'd laugh this hard at a Wales post.

I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw

by LSJ on Jul 8, 2010 12:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

I gotta give credit here

That was excellent.

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Jul 8, 2010 12:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

AHH HA HA....

Now this is genius.

One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....

by Brandon Worley on Jul 8, 2010 12:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

Bravo Josey Bravo

"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jul 8, 2010 8:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

Oh, you just called the postgame show, didn't you?

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Jul 7, 2010 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ha, someone just stole your bit.

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Jul 8, 2010 12:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

How the hell is Yadier Molina starting for the ASG?

"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington

by FirebatM3 on Jul 7, 2010 10:43 PM CDT reply actions  

Because after the 2006 WS

The national media brainwashed the united states into thinking he was the best catcher in baseball.

I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw

by LSJ on Jul 7, 2010 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

For a second I thought you where describing a typical Michael Young night at 3B

I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw

by LSJ on Jul 7, 2010 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

ouch

we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"

by eclou on Jul 7, 2010 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Eeyore

"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Jul 7, 2010 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

This, except not so cuddly

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Jul 7, 2010 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

I still wanna change my username to this.

I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw

by LSJ on Jul 7, 2010 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

=)

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Jul 7, 2010 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

It fits

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Jul 8, 2010 12:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

and then Aybar picked off of second

rally killer

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Jul 7, 2010 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was surprised by Santana tonight

He fired a few of those snap throws to first base.

by Tex2044 on Jul 7, 2010 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

very unAngel like.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jul 7, 2010 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

engorged

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jul 7, 2010 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

hey guy.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jul 7, 2010 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

hey gudenheimer

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jul 7, 2010 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

genius

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Jul 7, 2010 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't think it quite rises to Einstein level

Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!

by t ball on Jul 7, 2010 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

I consider the triple nickel navel fruit

Andy Kaufmanesque genius.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Jul 7, 2010 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

His humor

doesn’t always transfer well to blog format, but calling that particular post genius is a stretch. I appreciate his humor; he pisses people off here, but sticks to his meme.

This blog username life is odd. We no longer have personalities, instead we have constantly evolving personal memes.

Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!

by t ball on Jul 7, 2010 11:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Username life?

See, always stick with the truth, it rarely lets you down. Me do what I do…

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Jul 8, 2010 12:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

Stop rubbing it.

"There's really no way of knowing... Sometimes when I see their big eyes looking up from my lap I think, that's definitely a homeless guy in a fur coat." Betty White on SNL

by Pocket Ninja on Jul 7, 2010 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

philkid

Besides growing your love for Mike Olt, what did you think of the rest of Spokane’s roster, specifically Clark and Profar.

by Tex2044 on Jul 7, 2010 10:53 PM CDT reply actions  

In the one game I saw Profar play, he struck out three times. . .

. . . lined pretty well straight at the second baseman, sent an elderly fan out on a stretcher with a foul ball, popped up to the catcher and had two mistakes in the field.

Obviously he’s awesome, just not when I saw him.

Clark made some of the most bogus fielding mistakes I’ve ever seen, that’s all I remember.

Ovi DLS was electric.

I have a recap here.

by philkid3 on Jul 8, 2010 1:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

Did anyone else enjoy

TAG’s fascination with the “what would you rather have” game?

"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote

by Schultzy on Jul 7, 2010 10:54 PM CDT reply actions  

yes

that was awesome…

Love it when TAG has fun during the broadcast

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jul 7, 2010 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeppers

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Jul 7, 2010 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think TAG needs to do an interview with ghostoferickthompson

about tagdonttweet. They can have his face blurred out and everything.

by Tex2044 on Jul 7, 2010 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

A'ight fuckers

If you don’t sleep, like me, you need to hear the Hurdle interview in the a.m. on the Ticket. It was number 5 of the top 10, so I am guessing it will be aired at about 5:35 a.m. or so.

Seriously, he had so much great things to say about Kins, and how he wants to be a team player, and his goal is to score 100 runs this year. And then Hammy…Hurdle got him to stop thinking too much and just let his natural talent take over, and we get this…BLAMMO!!!

Anyway, I was highly impressed by this 10 minute interview. I really like Clint (um, Hurdle, that is).

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Jul 7, 2010 10:56 PM CDT reply actions  

Maybe I'm just not interested in it.

But you did a horrible job of selling me on this. It made me want to personally try to go to sleep before 5:30 just to miss it.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

My blog: That's baseball for you

by iorange555 on Jul 7, 2010 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Sorry

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Jul 7, 2010 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

You could stay up till 5:35, OR.......

you could go to itunes and listen to it on the podcast.

by DShep on Jul 7, 2010 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh, thanks Drew

But really, I don’t sleep worth a darn, and I do not own an apple product. Can I get plain old .mp3 stuff from Itunes?

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Jul 7, 2010 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

You can listen to a podcast on any pc

through windows media or itunes, etc.

Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!

by t ball on Jul 7, 2010 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Itunes is a normal program for use on the pc, it just also allows you to sync apple stuff.

Of course if you don’t need itunes for the apple stuff there are a dozen different ways/programs to get podcasts.

by DShep on Jul 7, 2010 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Cool, thanks

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Jul 7, 2010 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

speak of apple stuff

i hope they release a new ipod touch with the iphone 4 display this year. i want one.

by DShep on Jul 7, 2010 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

You forgot how he also

wanted Kinsler to hit 40 doubles AND score 100 runs this year.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

"Now run along, my question was for Jamey and not the diminutive, sawwed off little twerp from Arkansas who no longer sees the team up close."

by Josey Wales on Jul 7, 2010 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow, this Starpower call on the postgame show is funny/uncomfortable

Every night, the Starpower dude is hammered.

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Jul 7, 2010 11:00 PM CDT reply actions  

such an uninspiring group of names

maybe they’ll sign Frankie after this season

"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington

by FirebatM3 on Jul 7, 2010 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

If I could REC this 50 times, I would

There is something very wrong with that entire team. Since they shut it down last September (once they knew they had the NL Central locked up) they have been SO mediocre.

"Don't confuse the outcome that a decision produces with the intelligence that went into making that decision."--Tony LaRussa

by Hard8 on Jul 7, 2010 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's all on Tony

He passed out drunk at a stoplight…I don’t think the team thinks he is smart anymore, and doesn’t trust him.

/Wash Haterz

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Jul 7, 2010 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ha. TLR deserves plenty of the blame.

There’s enough blame to go around in that dugout and front office.

Blah.

"Don't confuse the outcome that a decision produces with the intelligence that went into making that decision."--Tony LaRussa

by Hard8 on Jul 7, 2010 11:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow

what a bad play by Beckham.

"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington

by FirebatM3 on Jul 7, 2010 11:06 PM CDT reply actions  

x
Sullivan_Ranger http://bit.ly/d41h0A …. Much rumbling at the Ballpark about Cliff Lee… Nothing imminent but the Rangers are serious in their interest

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Jul 7, 2010 11:11 PM CDT reply actions  

lsb blows up

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jul 7, 2010 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Read the comment at the bottom of the article...

"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote

by Schultzy on Jul 7, 2010 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rangers100

HAHAHAHAHAHA

"There's really no way of knowing... Sometimes when I see their big eyes looking up from my lap I think, that's definitely a homeless guy in a fur coat." Betty White on SNL

by Pocket Ninja on Jul 7, 2010 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

He says

((Lustful drooling))…

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Jul 7, 2010 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

I thought everyone would enjoy that

"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote

by Schultzy on Jul 7, 2010 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

bwahahahahaha

Rangers100 makes another appearance

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jul 7, 2010 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've seen a few of his comments throughout the week.

I don’t think it’s the same guy.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jul 7, 2010 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bummer

"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote

by Schultzy on Jul 7, 2010 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Also

It would be nice if the M’s would stop working him so damn hard because their games don’t mean shit

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Jul 7, 2010 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

No kidding

120 pitches, every start…DO IT!

/Nolan

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Jul 7, 2010 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Let's just say we trade for Lee, is there any shot we sign him,

provided we are sold to Greenburg/Ryan???

Bunting makes me spooge in my pants!

by RA Dickey on Jul 7, 2010 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

unlikely

but who knows

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jul 7, 2010 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nope

The Yankees really want him.

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Jul 7, 2010 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not until after he walks and tests the FA waters this winter.

I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw

by LSJ on Jul 7, 2010 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes after he is mesmerized by Elvis

and decides he can’t live without him

we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"

by eclou on Jul 7, 2010 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

The odds are slim...

but who knows. The Rangers would have a shot.

I just wouldn’t count on it.

by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 7, 2010 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Very little.

And no more of a shot than there would have been if we hadn’t.

by philkid3 on Jul 8, 2010 1:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

Have to think it would take at least one of Scheppers/Perez to get it done
They are not interested in talking about Tanner Scheppers or Martin Perez. But Derek Holland and Blake Beavan could be two names that might interest the Mariners.

Unless they deal Smoak…..that would be a disaster.

by sprite on Jul 7, 2010 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Perez

i saw his changeup Sunday and I’m in love

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Jul 7, 2010 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

=|

.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Jul 7, 2010 11:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'd do...

Scheppers/Beaven and someone else not named Holland or Smoak or Ogando.

by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 7, 2010 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Similar to what Joey proposed awhile back, yep.

I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw

by LSJ on Jul 7, 2010 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

The extra incentive is Matthew...

doesn’t like Scheppers at all. Or maybe that was Graham. Anyway, LoL probably wouldn’t like it and that would be funny.

by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 7, 2010 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Graham

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Jul 7, 2010 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

That would hurt, but it is fair...

Ouchie.

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Jul 7, 2010 11:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

No

If they’re not talking Scheppers/Perez, they’re either going to deal Smoak or Profar. That would hurt.

by sprite on Jul 7, 2010 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Smoak

Is the guy I’d really go apeshit over losing myself.

We’ve got nobody to replace him.

I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw

by LSJ on Jul 7, 2010 11:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Chris Davis is hitting .350+ in AAA!!!!

With the greatest defense ever!!!!!!

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Jul 7, 2010 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah...

Perez, Smoak, and Holland are the players I just wouldn’t include in a Cliff Lee trade.

by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 7, 2010 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'd go pretty apeshit over any of the top 3

in our system because 3 months is never worth a top prospect

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The Animated Ballpark in Arlington

by FirebatM3 on Jul 7, 2010 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

I love Smoak, but he's not exactly Babe Ruth

he might very well be a platoon player, we don’t know. I’d hate hate hate to lose him, but we shouldn’t react as if he’s a surefire HOFer.

I personally would not make a deal with him as the centerpiece. But I would not call for tar and feathers if the Rangers chose to do so. There, I said it.

I’d offer Hunter, Beavan, and Salty. I feel like that is more than they should hope for from two draft picks, includes two guys who are major league ready, and an innings eater ready to go a year or so from now.

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by t ball on Jul 7, 2010 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

I'd offer Davis, Beavan, Salty

and their pick of anyone below A+ not named Robbie Erlin or Jurick Profar

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The Animated Ballpark in Arlington

by FirebatM3 on Jul 7, 2010 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

it's pretty much what the Phillies gave up last year

Jack Z can take it or roll with Ramos and Hicks.

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The Animated Ballpark in Arlington

by FirebatM3 on Jul 7, 2010 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lee has taken very little to get in a trade

compared to what is being talked about with this trade, and Lee should have LESS value now considering we’ll have him for only a couple months. The only compensation would be the 2 picks we’d get – most likely the yankees, which would mean a very late first rounder

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Jul 7, 2010 11:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

or a supplemental rounder

and a very late second rounder.

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The Animated Ballpark in Arlington

by FirebatM3 on Jul 8, 2010 12:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

if we got a 2nd rounder

I wonder how many power hitting 3B are out there with holes in their swing

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Jul 8, 2010 12:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

This draft? Plenty

I’m already putting down Harold Martinez to the Rangers, I don’t care where we pick.

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The Animated Ballpark in Arlington

by FirebatM3 on Jul 8, 2010 12:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

Who cares what it took to get him previously

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Jul 8, 2010 9:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

Hunter, Davis, and Salty

is pretty salty.

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by t ball on Jul 8, 2010 12:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

It really is a better deal than some would think

a solid LAIE, and then 2 guys who were once big time top prospects who have lost a little luster, but who also certainly still have a lot of potential

Sorry, I'm really fucking stupid and should be ridiculed and mocked for said stupidity.

Also please don't trade for Cliff Lee because I want to have a farm system for the next 6 years.

by Horns130 on Jul 8, 2010 2:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

losing Smoak would suck

losing Smoak for a fucking rental should be grounds for immediate dismissal.

It isn’t like a bat like him is going to fall that far again in the draft.

Fuck trading Smoak. Fuck that a whole bunches.

by elvis1isking on Jul 8, 2010 12:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

Wait 'til we get a new owner,

a really good college bat plummets because of his demands, and then lowers them when Mike Olt convinces him of the importance of selflessness.

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by jonthefon on Jul 8, 2010 12:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

I don't think so

Too much talent leaving, and I think Beltre has matched his tools to his production.

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"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Jul 7, 2010 11:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

I probably...

still would. But Beltre included in that proposal really makes me want to throw up.

by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 7, 2010 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

I saw the tweet and came here to see your reaction.

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by Aqua on Jul 7, 2010 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

I really don't want them to give up much...

but I also really want Cliff Lee.

If they could do it without trading Perez, Smoak, or Holland, I’m on board.

by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 7, 2010 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

"Difference Maker"

that is Lee, in a nutshell.

Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!

by t ball on Jul 7, 2010 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Stop worrying about his erection!

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Jul 7, 2010 11:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oww, gut punch.

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Jul 7, 2010 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

ChiSox 2 on and 1 out

we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"

by eclou on Jul 7, 2010 11:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Suck it Angels!!!! 3-1

Bunting makes me spooge in my pants!

by RA Dickey on Jul 7, 2010 11:19 PM CDT reply actions  

News on Lee

http://startelegramsports.typepad.com/foul_territory/2010/07/sources-rangers-talking-to-mariners-about-cliff-lee.html

Cliff Lee continues to be a target of the Texas Rangers, who sources confirmed have had discussions with division-rival Seattle about acquiring the left-hander in a trade.

A baseball source indicated that the Mariners have interest in several prospects and young players who have experience at the big-league level. Seattle has inquired about the availability of, among others, first baseman Chris Davis and catcher Jarrod Saltalamacchia.

Both of those players are at Triple A Oklahoma City but have been with the Rangers the past three seasons. Seattle also likes right-hander Tanner Scheppers, also at Triple A, and Double A left-hander Martin Perez.

A source, though, indicated that Scheppers and Perez have been deemed untouchable by Rangers officials. Right-hander Alexi Ogando, who tossed a scoreless seventh inning Wednesday, is also on Seattle’s radar, but there is some resistance to include him in a deal.

General manager Jon Daniels declined comment.

The Rangers’ finances could be a major factor that would prevent the acquisition of Lee, though he is owed only have of his $9 million contract this year. Daniels has said that the Rangers have some financial flexibility to pull off a deal before the July 31 trade deadline.

A baseball source said last week that the Rangers would have to be creative to make a deal work, as they were when getting San Francisco to pick up Bengie Molina’s contract in a trade for the veteran catcher.

— Jeff Wilson

Read more: http://startelegramsports.typepad.com/foul_territory/2010/07/sources-rangers-talking-to-mariners-about-cliff-lee.html#ixzz0t3rU6vFN

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by texasrfan on Jul 7, 2010 11:19 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice to see Scheppers amongst the untouchables.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Jul 7, 2010 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

x
A baseball source said last week that the Rangers would have to be creative to make a deal work, as they were when getting San Francisco to pick up Bengie Molina’s contract in a trade for the veteran catcher

By creative they mean grossly overpay prospect wise

And mankind is naught but a single nation - Qu'ran 2:213

by devsr on Jul 7, 2010 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fuck
A baseball source said last week that the Rangers would have to be creative to make a deal work, as they were when getting San Francisco to pick up Bengie Molina’s contract in a trade for the veteran catcher.

That sounds exceedingly ominous.

I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw

by LSJ on Jul 7, 2010 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

eep...

You guys are going to be so mad at me when the Rangers trade Martin Perez for Cliff Lee.

by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 7, 2010 11:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'd go kill JD myself

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Jul 7, 2010 11:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

So fucking pissed, goET.

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aqua on Jul 7, 2010 11:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Does that mean you'll be smiling and your elbows will flail about like daggers?

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aqua on Jul 7, 2010 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

sExy!

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Jul 7, 2010 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

How will we know which end is up?

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Jul 7, 2010 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wet spot.

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Jul 8, 2010 12:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

How will we know which end is up?

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Jul 8, 2010 12:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

No matter

He likes it all =)

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Jul 8, 2010 12:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'll probably be too busy crying and looking into the prices of incendiary devices and bus fares to Arlington to be mad at you.

I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw

by LSJ on Jul 7, 2010 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'd be crying too...

because Martin Perez :`(

But I can cry and do naked cartwheels at the same time.

by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 7, 2010 11:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

In 3 years

Martin is going to have you doing naked cartwheels

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Jul 7, 2010 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's untouchable

Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!

by t ball on Jul 7, 2010 11:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

i don't want him

if the ratio is what we gave up for Molina. that would be awful. I want no part of it. he’ll be around for 2 – 3 months and be gone.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Jul 7, 2010 11:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

x
Seattle also likes right-hander Tanner Scheppers, also at Triple A, and Double A left-hander Martin Perez.

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"A win is a win. Kinda like banging a hogger on Spring Break. You’re glad hardly anybody saw you do it but at the end of the day you got laid."-- Josey Wales

by TooLegitToQuit on Jul 7, 2010 11:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks Captain Obvious Dickface Writer

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by Aqua on Jul 7, 2010 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Cool, thanks

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Jul 7, 2010 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

I dunno

Would you do Scheppers, Davis, Salty, and say…Erlin or Font?

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Jul 8, 2010 12:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

I have no idea.

But this shit…

A baseball source said last week that the Rangers would have to be creative to make a deal work

…sounds fucking ominous.

by LiamP on Jul 8, 2010 12:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

Viciedo RBI!!

we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"

by eclou on Jul 7, 2010 11:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Yay!

This night is so good so far. No one almost died, the Rangers won, and the Angels are losing.

Also, CLIFF LEE!

by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 7, 2010 11:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Be honest, if we got Cliff Lee

Your prediction for the season?

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aqua on Jul 7, 2010 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hmmmmmmmm.

Something is wrong here.

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aqua on Jul 7, 2010 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Math

"There's really no way of knowing... Sometimes when I see their big eyes looking up from my lap I think, that's definitely a homeless guy in a fur coat." Betty White on SNL

by Pocket Ninja on Jul 7, 2010 11:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Also

Furia Roja! =D

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Jul 8, 2010 12:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

Beat me to it

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Jul 8, 2010 12:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

Does that matter?

I like watching Barca play, so I’m familiar with most of their players.

More importantly, I like watching Spain play.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Jul 8, 2010 12:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

Deco's "Portuguese"

But he’s on his way to Fluminese.

Though, so is Carvalho.

I’m not sure if I’m even addressing your point here.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Jul 8, 2010 12:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

3-1 CHISOX

"There's really no way of knowing... Sometimes when I see their big eyes looking up from my lap I think, that's definitely a homeless guy in a fur coat." Betty White on SNL

by Pocket Ninja on Jul 7, 2010 11:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Double suck it Halos! 4-1

Bunting makes me spooge in my pants!

by RA Dickey on Jul 7, 2010 11:22 PM CDT reply actions  

man my hijacked stream must be way behind.

"There's really no way of knowing... Sometimes when I see their big eyes looking up from my lap I think, that's definitely a homeless guy in a fur coat." Betty White on SNL

by Pocket Ninja on Jul 7, 2010 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

5-1

we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"

by eclou on Jul 7, 2010 11:23 PM CDT reply actions  

Oh my gosh

All these townies are such CD homers, and want him up right now, and Smoak sent down…ugh.

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Jul 7, 2010 11:26 PM CDT reply actions  

He's from Texas!!!

and his defense is the best ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Jul 7, 2010 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

"Townies"

Really?

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aqua on Jul 7, 2010 11:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ever live in the Northeast?

Anywhos, I am just living out the night listening to the KRLD postgame show.

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Jul 7, 2010 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wasssup, bitches?

Isn’t it fun having a somebody like Michael Young leading this bunch?

Wonderful, wonderful game.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

"Now run along, my question was for Jamey and not the diminutive, sawwed off little twerp from Arkansas who no longer sees the team up close."

by Josey Wales on Jul 7, 2010 11:29 PM CDT reply actions  

heh

Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!

by t ball on Jul 7, 2010 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Know what The Face is?

And I used to think this song dripped cheese of the lowest order until I saw the greatness of HBO’s 25th Rock n’ Roll Anniversary…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVDg8fVC4EQ

Michael Young has been our very own Bridge Over Troubled Water.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

"Now run along, my question was for Jamey and not the diminutive, sawwed off little twerp from Arkansas who no longer sees the team up close."

by Josey Wales on Jul 7, 2010 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Greatness is greatness

even when it’s cheesy.

Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!

by t ball on Jul 8, 2010 12:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

I don't know the technological ins and outs of music but I know greatness

and that song, sung at that time in their lives was absolute greatness.

Simon did very well in that song but knew when to give way to Artie G and the G-man delivered at the end.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

"Do you have a set of tits and your own blog? Those are the only Ranger fans I know who think that way."

by Josey Wales on Jul 8, 2010 12:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

Well, greatness is pretty subjective

but, yeah.

Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!

by t ball on Jul 8, 2010 12:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

Anyone else who saw the fall last night having trouble sleeping the past two nights?

I cant seem to get the image and sounds out of my head. It’s terrible. Glad that guy is ok for now.

by hedowhathedo on Jul 7, 2010 11:32 PM CDT reply actions  

I sat in section 35 tonight where that guy landed last night

there was no visable signs of carnage anywhere to be found

Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.

by Texas Jihad on Jul 8, 2010 12:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

I have a horrible feeling that we're going to get Cliff Lee.

But JD is going to rape our farm system to do it, both because it’s Seattle and they want a major haul and because we’re broke.

I have this feeling that it will be something like Scheppers, Holland, Davis, Beltre, and Profar. Maybe even Font, too.

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aqua on Jul 7, 2010 11:34 PM CDT reply actions  

If that happens, I want you killed for predicting it.

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"A win is a win. Kinda like banging a hogger on Spring Break. You’re glad hardly anybody saw you do it but at the end of the day you got laid."-- Josey Wales

by TooLegitToQuit on Jul 7, 2010 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm obviously overstating the package a bit.

But I really do feel like we’re going to get screwed on the deal for him and regret it terribly.

I hate the idea of giving up any major prospects for 3 months.

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aqua on Jul 7, 2010 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nolan Ryan FUCKER!!!

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Jul 8, 2010 12:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

Did one Michael Main trade

really make JD go from a great GM to a really poor one? Really?

"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington

by FirebatM3 on Jul 7, 2010 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not saying anything about JD's ability or expertise.

I think they’re going to feel pressure to get Cliff Lee, and that’s what it’s going to cost to both get him and get his contract paid for.

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aqua on Jul 7, 2010 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Has JD ever felt pressure

especially since he has nothing to feel pressure from?

What are we going to do, fire him? With the Mets Job open? Will we name our replacement before they name him as their new GM?

"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington

by FirebatM3 on Jul 7, 2010 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

You don't think there is at least a little pressure on JD right now to take advantage of the farm system and our current position in the division?

Too many people think “they’re just prospects” and our fanbase/organization/everyone else associated with the Rangers wants to get to the playoffs this year.

It’s time, after all.

I know I’m being irrational with the package. I’m not very good at putting those things together. My point was that I think we’re going to do it because someone thinks we have to, and we’re going to get bent over for it. And we’re not going to like it.

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aqua on Jul 7, 2010 11:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

We had pressure to deal Bradley

in 2008 and he didn’t and stayed put, we had pressure to make a deal last year and we didn’t and stayed put. This year, we’re actually on top of a division with 2 buried team and one that seems to be crashing and burning.

Do you really think the “pressure” this year is greater than next year? Do you think anyone in our FO lacks job security at this moment? And even if they didn’t have it, do you think anyone lacks alternatives?

JD has not been a panic trade guy since sometime in 2006-2007, let’s not freak out about it. You’re going to give yourself a heart attack.

"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington

by FirebatM3 on Jul 7, 2010 11:43 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

Good points, all.

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by Aqua on Jul 7, 2010 11:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

rec'd

"Diving stab by Andrus, gets up, throws.... GOT HIM!!! An unbelievable play! From short left field!"
-Eric Nadel on 5/17/10

by Jason Brynsvold on Jul 8, 2010 12:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

With a broke dick owner, and the franchise in BK, and one of the top 3 records in baseball?

Nah, he can go where ever the fuck he wants, and name his terms if he does.

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Jul 7, 2010 11:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Until somebody brings up 2005-2008.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

"Now run along, my question was for Jamey and not the diminutive, sawwed off little twerp from Arkansas who no longer sees the team up close."

by Josey Wales on Jul 7, 2010 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

2007 doesn't fit in there

Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!

by t ball on Jul 8, 2010 12:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

wow

welcome to 2 years ago, dumbass

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by FirebatM3 on Jul 7, 2010 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

wow

welcome to 2 years ago, dumbass

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by FirebatM3 on Jul 7, 2010 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's a pretty dumb comparison either way

I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw

by LSJ on Jul 7, 2010 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Then you are a dumbass

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by FirebatM3 on Jul 7, 2010 11:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh great

We’re going to have THIS argument now.

I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw

by LSJ on Jul 7, 2010 11:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

No...

We mustn’t. Elvis Andrus is an All Star. Let’s think about that instead.

by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 7, 2010 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Nope

I’m not talking about JD good/bad anymore. It’s a dumb argument. It is what it is.

I agree with you. The Main trade has no impact on what JD offers for Lee

by hedowhathedo on Jul 7, 2010 11:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Then WTF did you bring it up?

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by Rodney on Jul 7, 2010 11:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

You need to spend a few more days lurking

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by FirebatM3 on Jul 7, 2010 11:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

It means think and read before you post

or learn how to follow a thread

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by FirebatM3 on Jul 7, 2010 11:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Shut the fuck up.

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aqua on Jul 7, 2010 11:51 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

I was trying to be more polite

but yeah, this too

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by FirebatM3 on Jul 7, 2010 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

No you can't leave.

Lets talk.

Who is your favorite ranger player, ever? And favorite manager?

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by iorange555 on Jul 7, 2010 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hypothetical

If that package (lol) got us to the WS would you do it?

I’d say possibly, but since I think that trade would only put us on the same level as some of the other teams, I’m not willing to trade even close to that much to give us just as good of a chance as any of the other teams to get there.

by hedowhathedo on Jul 7, 2010 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

That would be pretty insane.

No way to Holland and Scheppers go in the same deal.

But I could see something similar happening if it was one or the other. If we have to include additional guys to get them to eat salary, it’s the mid-level depth of the system I could see suffering.

I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw

by LSJ on Jul 7, 2010 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

BTW

how would Scheppers, Davis, Beltre, Profar compare to what the prospects in the Teixeira trade were considered at the time? Is that a similar haul quality wise?

by hedowhathedo on Jul 7, 2010 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

I am far from as knowledgeable on the prospects as you guys are...

But I would absolutely hate to see that deal made. There’s absolutely no way that Scheppers and Holland are in the same deal. Hell, I don’t want those two included at all, in any capacity.

Not if there’s only a 4% chance of signing Lee after this season.

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by Brandon Worley on Jul 7, 2010 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hypothetical

The following one liner comes across twitter or something:

“Rangers have acquired Cliff Lee”

What is your initial reaction?

by hedowhathedo on Jul 7, 2010 11:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

What the fuck did we give up?

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by Brandon Worley on Jul 7, 2010 11:45 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Gut punch, then nervous, then happy, then nervous again.

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Jul 7, 2010 11:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

"Oh dear god, how badly did we pear the farm system?"

I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw

by LSJ on Jul 7, 2010 11:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is a stupid question

obviously it’s “I wonder what we gave up”

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by FirebatM3 on Jul 7, 2010 11:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't see how anyone thinks any differently.

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aqua on Jul 7, 2010 11:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

The point is that its usually not apparent at first who got traded

It’s usually reported who the main piece is and then who is in the deal. Remember how long it took to get all the Halladay/Lee moving parts?

by hedowhathedo on Jul 7, 2010 11:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

as long as it doesn't happen tomorow

it wouldn’t make headlines with the LeBron bs

by rangersfan32 on Jul 7, 2010 11:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

CLIFF LEE!

CLIFF LEE! CLIFF LEE! CLIFF LEE! CLIFF LEE! CLIFF LEE! CLIFF LEE!CLIFF LEE!CLIFF LEE! CLIFF LEE!CLIFF LEE! CLIFF LEE! CLIFF LEE! CLIFF LEE! CLIFF LEE! CLIFF LEE! CLIFF LEE! CLIFF LEE!

by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 7, 2010 11:47 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Rich Harden wonders why you have forsaken him.

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aqua on Jul 7, 2010 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Playgirl would dispatch a correspondent to follow the Rangers.

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aqua on Jul 7, 2010 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

That would admittedly look mighty badass on MLB The Show.

I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw

by LSJ on Jul 7, 2010 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

can you believe

that 2 years ago, neither of those guys had much value?

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by FirebatM3 on Jul 7, 2010 11:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, Lee especially

Almost a Koufax-like emergence.

I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw

by LSJ on Jul 7, 2010 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

In his late 20s

the only guy I can think of that’s done something like this is Jason Schmidt

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by FirebatM3 on Jul 7, 2010 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, hopefully Lee's career won't crash again the way Schmidt's did

Unless of course he goes to the Yanks like he prolly will this offseason.

I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw

by LSJ on Jul 7, 2010 11:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Schmidt was awesome

until he signed his big contract. Cross your fingers Eyeore.

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by FirebatM3 on Jul 7, 2010 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Eyeore

has legs.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

"Now run along, my question was for Jamey and not the diminutive, sawwed off little twerp from Arkansas who no longer sees the team up close."

by Josey Wales on Jul 8, 2010 12:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yes, and a tail.

It’s Advil and beef in the Texas Rangers, you yankee bastard.
- Nolan Ryan

by Flynnyrd on Jul 8, 2010 12:25 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

YES...

oh shit…wait…fuck…who did the Rangers give up to get him…fuck.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Jul 8, 2010 12:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

Ot - My new favorite Game Day Pic

Kyle Davies

Matt (Denver, CO): Congratulations, I heard you won a gold glove!
Klaw (1:18 PM) : Thanks, I had a great year at the plate!
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by SCDP on Jul 7, 2010 11:39 PM CDT reply actions  

Hawt

"There's really no way of knowing... Sometimes when I see their big eyes looking up from my lap I think, that's definitely a homeless guy in a fur coat." Betty White on SNL

by Pocket Ninja on Jul 7, 2010 11:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

You think that's sexy, check out Brian Bannister

He keeps up like that, and he’s going to be starring in a romantic comedy set in Montana any day now.

I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw

by LSJ on Jul 7, 2010 11:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

"I want to pose and look good for the ladies, but I don't want to make it obvious"

Camera guy: Alright picture is done.

Kyle: Sweet. Let me see it.

Camera guy shows Kyle the result

Kyle: Shit.

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by iorange555 on Jul 7, 2010 11:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

bet he's a Twilight fan

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Jul 7, 2010 11:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's his Edward face

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by FirebatM3 on Jul 7, 2010 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

So...

I’m watching this 1981 flick: “Excalibur.”

It’s on Netflix Watch Instantly. I thought I was a pretty well-versed movie buff, but I have never seen this flick before. I don’t know If I had ever heard of it. The guy that made it originally wanted to adapt Lord of the Rings, and most of the sets and costumes/armor were designed with LOTR in mind.

It also has Helen Mirren in it, from 30 years ago. Yowza.

One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....

by Brandon Worley on Jul 7, 2010 11:40 PM CDT reply actions  

good flick

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Jul 7, 2010 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's a decent flick

Just adjust your expectations b/c of the era of the film.

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Jul 7, 2010 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh certainly...

That I am capable of.

I don’t need great special effects to enjoy a good fantasy flick. I’m actually fairly impressed with how good it is.

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by Brandon Worley on Jul 7, 2010 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Holy hell

The lady that just called in was hammered, and running a True Blood bit…totally unflattering, and other things.

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Jul 7, 2010 11:41 PM CDT reply actions  

Urgh

Josh Johnson throws eight more shutout innings tonight.

I can’t believe I dealt him in a dynasty league for Haren, Granderson, and the rotting corpse of Carlos Lee.

Someone console me, please. The only one I have is that I have a ton of young arms on my minor league roster.

Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.

by jonthefon on Jul 7, 2010 11:48 PM CDT reply actions  

You made a common mistake

you thought a Houston Astro had value.

But HAHAHAHAHHAHA why are you so dumb?

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by FirebatM3 on Jul 7, 2010 11:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Justification: my offense sucked ass.

Counter-justification: I HAD TOO MANY FUCKING OUTFIELDERS ANYWAY.

Justification: Haren had a history of being a fantasy #1, and this was before JJ proved he was a beast, very early on in the year.

Counter-justification: WOW, I’M FUCKING MORONIC.

Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.

by jonthefon on Jul 7, 2010 11:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Josh Johnson

was really good last year too, he was a big time league winner pickup for me last year

"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington

by FirebatM3 on Jul 7, 2010 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

We don't give a fuck about your fantasy team!

/very old meme

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Jul 7, 2010 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

I swear he slipped a little in the second half.

And I didn’t have a true fantasy ace either. I had Carpenter, Nolasco, Billingsley, Kershaw, Wandy, Dempster then Cahill and Dutch as spot starters and future cogs. Good solid staff but no real standout, unless you count Carpenter who was getting up in age.

Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.

by jonthefon on Jul 7, 2010 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

damn

I’d have tried like hell to deal one of the first 3

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The Animated Ballpark in Arlington

by FirebatM3 on Jul 7, 2010 11:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

I tried to sell Carpenter for some corner infield prospects

Put him in a package with Bay/Werth, didn’t get much.

Oh, and I have Liriano and I almost sold him for Brad Lidge, so I suppose I can’t be crying too much.

Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.

by jonthefon on Jul 7, 2010 11:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

True

I tried like hell to swing Liriano after the Dominican reports had him at mid-90s with that turbo slider back, no go.

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The Animated Ballpark in Arlington

by FirebatM3 on Jul 7, 2010 11:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

i dropped him

after his first two starts in one of my leagues. granted its a powerball league with only 4 starting pitcher slots, no bench, no DL, but still, its sickening how good that guy has been from the second i dropped him. he got knocked around in his first two starts.

by selppuc on Jul 7, 2010 11:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

you got those 3 for Johnson

in the long run, you got a better deal. Haren is a great pitcher. Granderson has struggled since his injury but is still young and playing in the friendly confines of new yankee stadium and Lee is well…is he still alive?

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Jul 7, 2010 11:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Tori Fucking Hunter

we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"

by eclou on Jul 7, 2010 11:54 PM CDT reply actions  

enough

of that s. santos guy.

by selppuc on Jul 7, 2010 11:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm back

do we have cliff lee yet?

damnit.

by DShep on Jul 7, 2010 11:55 PM CDT reply actions  

Beavan/Davis/Salty

and 2 PTBNL

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by FirebatM3 on Jul 8, 2010 12:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

What Jack Z

is saying is very different from what he will get. Unless the Chi Sox gets suicidal, who’s the team that’ll go all in for Lee?

Now that the Twins are struggling, they’re not even assured of a playoff spot, do you think that they will sacrifice so much when it’s absolutely not their MO to do so?

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by FirebatM3 on Jul 8, 2010 12:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

They need to make the playoffs

That’s a big deal revenue-wise

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Jul 8, 2010 12:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

The Twinkes got a new stadium

they need little to get revenue

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by FirebatM3 on Jul 8, 2010 12:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

And immediately upped payroll

Say we think of them as the Cardinals in terms of payroll instead of the A’s or Rays…they’re still not in the tier that making the playoffs doesn’t have a huge impact.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Jul 8, 2010 12:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

It's a good bonus

but it’s not necessary. Most of their guys are signed, and they need a 3B much more than they need a SP.

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The Animated Ballpark in Arlington

by FirebatM3 on Jul 8, 2010 12:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

I could easily see the Twins doing it, regardless of whether or not it's their MO.

Kenny Williams could pull a Kenny Williams, Minaya might do something insane…really, I can very easily envision craziness happening.

by LiamP on Jul 8, 2010 12:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

If Kenny Williams pulls a Kenny Williams

it really doesn’t matter what we offer, he’ll blow us away with a package of young players/prospects

"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington

by FirebatM3 on Jul 8, 2010 12:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

Agreed

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Jul 8, 2010 12:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

Refuse

"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington

by FirebatM3 on Jul 8, 2010 12:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

This

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Jul 8, 2010 12:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

Refuse

"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington

by FirebatM3 on Jul 8, 2010 12:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

This

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Jul 8, 2010 12:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

No

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Jul 8, 2010 12:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Looks like I was wrong. He’s made some big strides at the plate so far. Coud still bust but I’m really liking him now.

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Jul 8, 2010 12:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

I would be cool with that.

Still think Beltre has more value as a trade chip.

I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw

by LSJ on Jul 8, 2010 12:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

I tend to agree about Beltre

trade him while his value is high right now. The same could be said for Beavan who is more of a long man or back of the rotation guy. I wouldn’t want Scheppers in this deal though.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Jul 8, 2010 12:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

My rationale on Scheppers is

You’re gonna have to include a player that’s gonna really hurt to lose if you want Cliff Lee.

And if you’re gonna have to include that type of player, it might as well be Scheppers because I think Scheppers is the most likely to have his arm blow up down the line.

I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw

by LSJ on Jul 8, 2010 12:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

I can understand this

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Jul 8, 2010 12:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yep...

It’s Scheppers, Holland, Smoak, or Perez. If you want Cliff Lee, you’re going to have to part with one of those guys and Scheppers is the one that makes me the least horrified.

by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 8, 2010 12:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

I understand that

and more or less agree, but where we differ is that i say no to it because of that

furthermore, i want to see someone make that deal, where is that deal at and who is going to make it?

Sorry, I'm really fucking stupid and should be ridiculed and mocked for said stupidity.

Also please don't trade for Cliff Lee because I want to have a farm system for the next 6 years.

by Horns130 on Jul 8, 2010 2:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

If I were the M's I'd want Davis in there

Buy low on a high upside mlb ready guy who plays position of need.

by DShep on Jul 8, 2010 12:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

I would be happy to trade him.

AAA Tacoma could use a solid left handed first baseman.

by mizzou918 on Jul 8, 2010 12:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

Then they don't get...

Scheppers.

Beaven/Davis/Beltre

Everyone happy?

(The Mariners would never do this, by the way.)

by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 8, 2010 12:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

That would be just fine.

One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....

by Brandon Worley on Jul 8, 2010 12:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

Never

I’d rather have the two picks.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Jul 8, 2010 12:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

I think youre being naive...

they arent getting 2 picks in the top 10…late 1st and a suppy

the talent you get there in the trade would far outweigh what you would draft, and it would come free of charge…which no one mentions, draft picks arent free

Sorry, I'm really fucking stupid and should be ridiculed and mocked for said stupidity.

Also please don't trade for Cliff Lee because I want to have a farm system for the next 6 years.

by Horns130 on Jul 8, 2010 2:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'd do it

I think you can replace Beavan and Beltre with the two picks.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Jul 8, 2010 12:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

thats too much...

3 of our top 6 guys in the minors right now.

"Diving stab by Andrus, gets up, throws.... GOT HIM!!! An unbelievable play! From short left field!"
-Eric Nadel on 5/17/10

by Jason Brynsvold on Jul 8, 2010 12:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

No way

as i said in the other thread, i couldnt live with myself if those guys hit their potential…

Sorry, I'm really fucking stupid and should be ridiculed and mocked for said stupidity.

Also please don't trade for Cliff Lee because I want to have a farm system for the next 6 years.

by Horns130 on Jul 8, 2010 2:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

Thornton in for Chicago.

This thing is done.

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aqua on Jul 7, 2010 11:58 PM CDT reply actions  

Dude is just a terminator.

Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.

by jonthefon on Jul 7, 2010 11:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

98 from the left side

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by FirebatM3 on Jul 8, 2010 12:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

4 f'n errors by the White Sox

and somehow they are winning

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Jul 7, 2010 11:58 PM CDT reply actions  

Dirk?
RTusk40 Sooooooo a 12 y/o girl just knocked on Marcus and I’s room, asked if baseball players were in the room and then asked for an autograph…lol

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Jul 7, 2010 11:59 PM CDT reply actions  

who is that?

One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....

by Brandon Worley on Jul 8, 2010 12:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

Ryan Tatukso

Marcus= Marcus Lemon

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Jul 8, 2010 12:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

2 on no outs ChiSox

we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"

by eclou on Jul 8, 2010 12:06 AM CDT reply actions  

7-8-9 hitters slated to bat in the 9th for the Angels

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Jul 8, 2010 12:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

ugh. Zippo

we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"

by eclou on Jul 8, 2010 12:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'd love Omar back in Texas

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The Animated Ballpark in Arlington

by FirebatM3 on Jul 8, 2010 12:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'd love Omar back in Texas

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The Animated Ballpark in Arlington

by FirebatM3 on Jul 8, 2010 12:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

He going to Golden State...

It’s all a smokescreen…

One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....

by Brandon Worley on Jul 8, 2010 12:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

Come on

He’s signing with the Redhawks

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The Animated Ballpark in Arlington

by FirebatM3 on Jul 8, 2010 12:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm going to laugh...

When he stays in Cleveland.

Or his decision is leaked about an hour before the show.

One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....

by Brandon Worley on Jul 8, 2010 12:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

my prediction

He’s always said he would put Cleveland on the map, he’s holding the ESPN special to rep them for a night. I just don’t see how LeBron could crush that city, which would happen if he left.

by rangersfan32 on Jul 8, 2010 12:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

C'mon Jenks 1 more

we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"

by eclou on Jul 8, 2010 12:17 AM CDT reply actions  

What's the score?

One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....

by Brandon Worley on Jul 8, 2010 12:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

5-2

we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"

by eclou on Jul 8, 2010 12:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

5.5 bitches!!!!

we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"

by eclou on Jul 8, 2010 12:19 AM CDT reply actions  

woot!

7 in the loss column

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Jul 8, 2010 12:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

Iannetta again, sheesh

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Jul 8, 2010 12:21 AM CDT reply actions  

The Rangers 'pen is just lights out...

Feliz, Fx2, O’Day, Oliver, and Ogando.

Is there a better group of 5 pitchers in any ’pen in baseball? Maybe the ChiSox?

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Jul 8, 2010 12:22 AM CDT reply actions  

The Padres

"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington

by FirebatM3 on Jul 8, 2010 12:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

Good call.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Jul 8, 2010 12:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

Fuentes-Rodney-Jepsen-Shields-Anyone

Or so some AL West previews would have had you believe.

by DShep on Jul 8, 2010 12:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

But money!

And velocity!

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Jul 8, 2010 12:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

link or it didn't happen

"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington

by FirebatM3 on Jul 8, 2010 1:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

Padres top 3

Bell-Adams-Greggerson have done better than our best 3.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Jul 8, 2010 12:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

they've been incredible

wade leblanc has put up amazing numbers as a long man/ spot starter in their ’pen

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Jul 8, 2010 12:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

ESPN Dallas has a mound matchup preview for tomorrow

and it says we are facing Jake Westbrook of the Orioles. Could they be any more clueless?

"Diving stab by Andrus, gets up, throws.... GOT HIM!!! An unbelievable play! From short left field!"
-Eric Nadel on 5/17/10

by Jason Brynsvold on Jul 8, 2010 1:35 AM CDT reply actions  

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