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I like nice, little, fluffy Ranger wins.....

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 7, 2010 10:04 PM CDT reply actions
Can't wait to see this movie.
It’s supposed to be good.
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by Brandon Worley on Jul 7, 2010 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Despicable Me.
out in a week or two….
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 7, 2010 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm skeptical of any non-Pixar animated film
but their relentless ad campaign has done its job.
by DrumsInTheDeep on Jul 7, 2010 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions
There's been some good ones lately..
Mainly ones by third-party productions…
Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs was great.
So was How To Train Your Dragon.
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by Brandon Worley on Jul 7, 2010 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions
The last one I really liked was Kung-fu Panda
but those other two weren’t bad.
by DrumsInTheDeep on Jul 7, 2010 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Kung Fu Panda was the first Dreamworks movie I really liked.
How To Train Your Dragon was great, at least to me. It was made by the same guys that made Lilo and Stitch, perhaps the most underrated Disney flick made.
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by Brandon Worley on Jul 7, 2010 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions
both good choices along with Happy Feet.
The little penquins played by robin williams are hilarious.
I actually haven't seen that one.
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by Brandon Worley on Jul 7, 2010 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Okay, I couldn't stand Happy Feet
And I hated how it flipped from “look! happy, dancing pengins” to “we must stop the overfishing of the Antarctic oceans.” Seemed pretty cheap.
by DrumsInTheDeep on Jul 7, 2010 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions
The one I really can't wait for..
Is Legend of the Guardians.
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by Brandon Worley on Jul 7, 2010 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Right there with you....
Baseball, it is said, is only a game. True. And the Grand Canyon is only a hole in Arizona. Not all holes, or games, are created equal. George Will
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jul 8, 2010 7:32 AM CDT up reply actions
DVRd it and ended up skipping through most of it
meh.
Kung Fu Panda and Lilo and stich: good
Havn’t seen the dragon one yet.
It was actually pretty damn good in 3D.
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by Brandon Worley on Jul 7, 2010 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Despicable Me.
Comes out this weekend.
One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....
by Brandon Worley on Jul 7, 2010 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh yeah
my wife is all amped up about that. She has the movies tastes of a six year old.
Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!
I was in LA, right outside the Nokia Theatre
For the premiere of that stupid, stupid movie.
That place was insane. I was scared for my life.
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by Brandon Worley on Jul 7, 2010 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, I'd hate it if she had the movies tastes of a 13 year old
I actually like the animated flicks a lot. We both loved Up and Kung Fu Panda was funny.
Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!
Yup...
These new animated flicks seem custom made for 20-30 year olds, but what’s great is everyone can enjoy them.
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by Brandon Worley on Jul 7, 2010 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Saw the previews of this during Toy Story 3
looked much better than that other superhero one they showed.
Slightly related
My daughter, 4, saw Wizard of Oz for the first time over the weekend and loved it. It was kind of neat watching it with her, remembering watching it for the first time about 35+ years ago when I was her age.
Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!
Dark Side of the Moon? Right, right?
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
My daughter said
daddy, it’s not real, it’s just a movie…while holding a death grip on my hand.
Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!
Neato, lucky you
Can’t stand that flick personally, but nice.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
It's far from my favorite
but the songs are good stuff from Harold Arlen and I’m always happy when she likes good stuff. She’s into Swan Lake and Sleeping Beauty, too, and knows all the instruments when she hears them. I’m not proud…
Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!
Yes you are!
Be it, enjoy it, cherish it.
:)
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
It's my favorite movie of all time
next to It’s A Wonderful Life, Godfather 2, Dirty Harry and of course, The Outlaw Josey Wales.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
"Now run along, my question was for Jamey and not the diminutive, sawwed off little twerp from Arkansas who no longer sees the team up close."
You should check out 'Goodfellas'.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
It's right there in the mix...
Love the “Shine Box” scene and when Jimmy Conway (DeNiro) is drinking / playing craps with da boys.
Ray Liotta…What the fuck happened?
Good use of music by Scorcese…I bought that soundtrack.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
"Now run along, my question was for Jamey and not the diminutive, sawwed off little twerp from Arkansas who no longer sees the team up close."
that guy is on acid.
just trying to figure it all out man.
Leave him alone.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
you gotta pronounce it right.
“Yo, dog. Yousz on de big screen!”
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 7, 2010 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Awesome guy in the corner
HEY YOU ARE ON THE BIG TV!
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Was he doing the shopping cart for a split second there?
"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." - Chuck Morgan
wearing an Arkansas jersey
my kind of guy
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
well...
he is black
"I definitely lead the league in weird injuries. I'm embarrassed, really. Somebody asks you why you came out and you say, 'Um, I was dizzy.' And then they ask you again and you say, 'I think I got something in my eye.' I'd much rather be run over, that's more manly." -- C Jarrod Saltalamacchia, on the pair of strange injuries (dizziness, eye irritation) that have forced him to miss time this season.
by fightnirish220 on Jul 7, 2010 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions
there are a lot of black people in arkansas
"I definitely lead the league in weird injuries. I'm embarrassed, really. Somebody asks you why you came out and you say, 'Um, I was dizzy.' And then they ask you again and you say, 'I think I got something in my eye.' I'd much rather be run over, that's more manly." -- C Jarrod Saltalamacchia, on the pair of strange injuries (dizziness, eye irritation) that have forced him to miss time this season.
by fightnirish220 on Jul 7, 2010 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
You should probably quit now, before you get tossed
Manny Acta style.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Agreed
Taking off cap = Saying he is black
"I definitely lead the league in weird injuries. I'm embarrassed, really. Somebody asks you why you came out and you say, 'Um, I was dizzy.' And then they ask you again and you say, 'I think I got something in my eye.' I'd much rather be run over, that's more manly." -- C Jarrod Saltalamacchia, on the pair of strange injuries (dizziness, eye irritation) that have forced him to miss time this season.
by fightnirish220 on Jul 7, 2010 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions
shut up dude, fucking idiot.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
wow
umm, hate to break it to you, David Duke, but there are black people everywhere.
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
I lived in Louisiana when he was a political figure...it was so bizarre.
more stories to come.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Sweet.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
hang on to your hat kid.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Sho thang, bub.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
slowly catching on...I like it.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
don't tempt me.
but…fanshot? fuck that…
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
seriously?
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
I went to college in Arkansas
and noticed that there are a lot of black people sorry if this offends some.
"I definitely lead the league in weird injuries. I'm embarrassed, really. Somebody asks you why you came out and you say, 'Um, I was dizzy.' And then they ask you again and you say, 'I think I got something in my eye.' I'd much rather be run over, that's more manly." -- C Jarrod Saltalamacchia, on the pair of strange injuries (dizziness, eye irritation) that have forced him to miss time this season.
by fightnirish220 on Jul 7, 2010 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions
I didn't know Norte Dame was in Arkansas?
BANDWAGGON!! (AND THEY FUCKING SUCK)
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
if you must know...
I have watched notre dame football ever since I know. And Bandwaggon?! I would have picked a better team
"I definitely lead the league in weird injuries. I'm embarrassed, really. Somebody asks you why you came out and you say, 'Um, I was dizzy.' And then they ask you again and you say, 'I think I got something in my eye.' I'd much rather be run over, that's more manly." -- C Jarrod Saltalamacchia, on the pair of strange injuries (dizziness, eye irritation) that have forced him to miss time this season.
by fightnirish220 on Jul 7, 2010 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions
I think you should just quit now.
One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....
by Brandon Worley on Jul 7, 2010 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions
I think he means misrepresented
And, being one, I’m inclined to agree.
by DrumsInTheDeep on Jul 7, 2010 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Between this dude and IrishP1
I don’t think there’s enough “I’M NOT RACIST BUT IMMA SAY SOMETHING RACIST” to go around.
by LiamP on Jul 7, 2010 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
No fucking shit
Makes me embarrassed to be part German.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
The Irish part.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Wha???
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
I'm full of scotch
give me a break. And by that, I mean I’m part Scotch and I’m drinking Springbank.
I’m half German, but it seems to be the food half, the drinking part of me prefers scotch over bier.
Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!
Achtung!
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
"Now run along, my question was for Jamey and not the diminutive, sawwed off little twerp from Arkansas who no longer sees the team up close."
Ever eat at Bavarian Grill?
Just great German food. Or Frankie’s Li’l Europe in the Lakewood area, good stuff.
Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!
cmkelly is cool.
I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw
not really...he's some mick that lives in conneticut.
I hate him.
JK.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Technically, I'm Irish too
Dad’s side is Irish/English, mothers side is German.
I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw
When my son was about to be born I was looking for a family name....my granddad and uncle did a bunch of geneolocical work..
looked through the book, found a name.
Point?
I’ve got some Irish in me bones.
Chew on that shit Scoop;.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Mind blown.
We Eye-Ties hate, fucking hate Mcs.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
O'Gando gets much love.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
hey dipshit
I went to college in Arkansas, too. I see you went to UALR. Couldn’t get into a real school?
Little Rock has a large black population, but it’s less than half of the people there. But if you only want to judge a state’s general population by one city’s demographics, go to Harrison. You would think that everybody in the state is white.
My point is that you’re an idiot.
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
Wow, you need to fuck off and die now
Hopefully you bleed out as the result of anal rape, shitball.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
you should package that up and sell it.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I'm working on a co-licensing deal with DirkCorp
They are driving a hard deal, but I am bending over, so to speak.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
is this from tonight?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I was making him dance to this earlier...
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 8, 2010 12:14 AM CDT up reply actions
No B-Team lineups again, please.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"A win is a win. Kinda like banging a hogger on Spring Break. You’re glad hardly anybody saw you do it but at the end of the day you got laid."-- Josey Wales
by TooLegitToQuit on Jul 7, 2010 10:04 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
I could see one on Saturday.
Especially if we win the first two against the blackbirds.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 7, 2010 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Clearly we must now bench two starters for every game going forward,
tomorrow Cruz and Hamilton……
Bunting makes me spooge in my pants!
The bullpen did ownings tonight.
2-0 since Fall Guy took one for the team.
"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." - Chuck Morgan
Claudia approves!

"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
Please for the love of God...
tell me who this Claudia chick is. The finest piece ever posted on LSB.
Claudia De Falchi
I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw
If you are gone for a while we know where you went.
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
Still, a very nice piece that Claudia.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
"Now run along, my question was for Jamey and not the diminutive, sawwed off little twerp from Arkansas who no longer sees the team up close."
Ready, Set, Kill Your Browser!


"There's really no way of knowing... Sometimes when I see their big eyes looking up from my lap I think, that's definitely a homeless guy in a fur coat." Betty White on SNL
by Pocket Ninja on Jul 7, 2010 10:05 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
You did, fucker
Sigh, you know I still love you all the bestest, long time.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Sorry
I haven’t been around to bust out my toys in a while.
"There's really no way of knowing... Sometimes when I see their big eyes looking up from my lap I think, that's definitely a homeless guy in a fur coat." Betty White on SNL
by Pocket Ninja on Jul 7, 2010 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions
OT- What websites do you have to visit every morning besides LSB?
And I need podcast suggestions to listen to…I have a 3 hour drive in the morning.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"A win is a win. Kinda like banging a hogger on Spring Break. You’re glad hardly anybody saw you do it but at the end of the day you got laid."-- Josey Wales
by TooLegitToQuit on Jul 7, 2010 10:06 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Podcast Alley
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
Here's a few....
The Slashfilmcast.
Filmspotting.
This American Life.
The Ricky Gervais Show.
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by Brandon Worley on Jul 7, 2010 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Far as baseball goes theres BBTiA and MLB Trade Rumors
Other than that, I doubt I frequent any sites of interest.
I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw
Doug bensons podcast
Doug loves movies is pretty funny
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Jul 7, 2010 11:21 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
WNYC's Radio Lab, Freakonomics Radio
and I second This American Life
by daedalusfinch on Jul 7, 2010 11:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Go White Sox!
Fuck the Angels!
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
by boomer1 on Jul 7, 2010 10:06 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
She have a sister that is interested in beisbol?
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
Or a cousin?
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by Brandon Worley on Jul 7, 2010 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Or a close friend?
"Hell's frozen over, Pigs are flying! The Saints have won the Super Bowl"
Shreveport Captains in LSB H2H Fantasy League
It's ARK, go with your Mom!
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
My wife is better.
She saw the Claudia .gif and commented on her hotness.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
by Aqua on Jul 7, 2010 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
my wife does that, too
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
Any rational woman should.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
Rational and Woman
don’t go together…
at least not very often.
In vino, veritas
My wife saw the Claudia .gif and wanted to have sex with her.
by casew on Jul 7, 2010 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I would happily stand in the corner and watch the show.
But I have to find a wife first, at 21 I am not in no hurry.
oc
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Wait..I'm confused now.
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by Brandon Worley on Jul 7, 2010 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions
we owe it all to you, rangerfloppy
"Diving stab by Andrus, gets up, throws.... GOT HIM!!! An unbelievable play! From short left field!"
-Eric Nadel on 5/17/10
by Jason Brynsvold on Jul 7, 2010 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, b/c I threatened his azz earlier
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
That was about the easiest one run win we'll ever have.
I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw
agreed, never had a doubt.
Dude, Ogando is booberific.
’10 version of Feliz.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
you know what i mean bub :)
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Booberific?
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
i don't know what's going on, too much acid.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Yeah, it's weird
Even at 3-1, I felt like we’d win.
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 7, 2010 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions
.500 the rest of the way is 89 wins, right?
That’s a good feeling. The Rangers can be mediocre the rest of the way and still meet the upper limits of my expectations on the season.
I was playing that game earlier
Getting caught up in how realistic it is for them to go .500. It’s a pretty daunting stretch.
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 7, 2010 11:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Andrus and Feliz
To quantify how special Andrus and Feliz are…..Andrus and Jason Heyward will be the 41st and 42nd players all time to make an all star team at 21 or younger. Feliz missed it by 2 months.
I don't think he was that much more clearly deserving than Heyward.
The competition is more stiff in the NL outfield than it is at AL shortstop, though.
Heyward's numbers are not very impressive after his hot start
I mean they’re ridiculous for a 20 year old in the majors, but they aren’t all-star level.
.360 wOBA
2 wins above replacement with UZR. 2.3 with DRS.
That’s All-Star caliber, sir. Depending on position strength it can squeeze someone out of actually deserving it some years, but that’s absolutely All-Star level.
Kinsler esque
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
Doe Kinsler make this play?
"There's really no way of knowing... Sometimes when I see their big eyes looking up from my lap I think, that's definitely a homeless guy in a fur coat." Betty White on SNL
by Pocket Ninja on Jul 7, 2010 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions
maybe
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
Mr. White!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
So..
IT REACHED 100 DEGREES IN CONNECTICUT TODAY!!!!
People were actually sweating when they walked outside!!!
It was freaking UNBEARABLE!!!
AHHH!!!!
One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....
Ha.
I’m fine with it.
I just chuckle at everyone else freaking out.
What sucks, is that not one place up here has central AC.
One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....
by Brandon Worley on Jul 7, 2010 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions
It hit 100 for about the 80th time this year in SA
by DrumsInTheDeep on Jul 7, 2010 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions
It's actually been unseasonbly cold up here this summer.
We had a stretch of 90 degree days, but I don’t think it’s hit 100 yet, and mostly it’s been pleasent, if not cold.
Everyday in '80, so I hear. Wasn't here.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
My mom was carrying me in her tummy. Can't even imagine
by oc on Jul 7, 2010 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Be nice to yo momma.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
1980
got to 113°. Stayed over 110° for better than a week.
Fun times.
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
Sounds like Kuwait, but not as hot
It’s a horrible place, hot as hell and humid as hell since it’s right off the ocean.
I used to live there
:)
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Purple, fucker
Happy? You welcher.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Kokamo
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Oh hell, that wasn't me
I was like 3 days old then…
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
nerve touched....tell us later yendor
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
remember the wet summer of '07?
i think it only hit 100 twice the whole year
by oc on Jul 7, 2010 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions
That was ridiculous
Half of that year one of my routes to work was flooded.
Was a very cool summer though
Garcia is kind of "dealing" against the Halo's right now.
might wanna keep an eye on that.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 7, 2010 10:10 PM CDT reply actions
Where are you watching it at?
WGN?
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Likewise...
which feed are you suffering?
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 7, 2010 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions
The White Sox feed for me.
I think.
One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....
by Brandon Worley on Jul 7, 2010 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah...
I’m rolling with the Angels feed, unfortunately. Somehow they are less offensive than Hawk Harrelson.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 7, 2010 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Wow..
No kidding. I’m going to have to change.
I never realized just how homerrific these announcers are.
One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....
by Brandon Worley on Jul 7, 2010 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Victor Rojas can go die though
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
by FirebatM3 on Jul 7, 2010 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
+1
I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw
+1fuckingmillion
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
did he do anything of particular note while I was off the grid
or just in general for going to the angels?
He's been...
antagonizing Rangers fans on Twitter all year.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 7, 2010 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions
He's really really homerific
and pretty much spent a lot of time baiting Rangers fans.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
No, this just proves how much of an old-time Ranger he is at heart
A few month on the job, and he is already playing down to competition
wow.....
But then again, Hawk does offend most decent people…lol
La naiba cu Monkey Rally !!!!!
- That would Romanian for F*ck the Rally Monkey....
by Captain Fubar on Jul 8, 2010 12:34 AM CDT up reply actions
yeah. WGN.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 7, 2010 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions
scratch that. this is cubs/ 'backs.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 7, 2010 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, I just noticed that.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
ELVIS WINS!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
I think he might have hurt him.
That was a brutal pie blast.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 7, 2010 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Do you think that will affect his range
at 3B at all?
"there's no money in triples" - CJ, 3.23.10
might improve it
like Skywalker with that helmet on
Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!
My how his defense will suffer for it
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
LSJ...
just cracked his first smile in months.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 7, 2010 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions
haha, he seemed trollish tonight.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I'm just tired of being told to vote for MY.
I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw
oh, well, okay...maybe I just ran in at the last second. Word.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
You should though...
You should vote for Michael Young.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 7, 2010 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Gary Ward
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
George Wright
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
Bump Wills
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
Cecilio Guante
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Jeff Burroughs
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
Terry Matthews
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Nelson Norman
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
Gary Green
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I would legit...
vote for David Hulse.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 7, 2010 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Chris Michalak
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
Brad Arnsberg
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Great pick off move
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
he's a buddy of mine
he’s a pitching coach for the Nat’s AA team now.
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
Hector Fajardo
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Scooter Fletcher
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 7, 2010 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Barry Manuel
POW
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Mark Petkovsek
POWPOWPOW
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Ron Darling
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
Fuck that guy...
Scott Chiamparino
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 7, 2010 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Dickie Thon is the greatest name of names in the history of names.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
better than Dick Trickle?
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
damn, okay Dick Thon is #1 baseball name.
Him and Dane and Garth Iorg.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Rusty Kuntz
I win everything.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Richard Steele and Dick Pole.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
Mario Diaz and Monty Farris
"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." - Chuck Morgan
Gary FUCKING Mielke
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Craig. McMurtry.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Gino is not a fucker.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
Dave Hostetler
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
Thought Lloynd actually
had something other than a bag of suck.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
"Now run along, my question was for Jamey and not the diminutive, sawwed off little twerp from Arkansas who no longer sees the team up close."
He had a huge ass
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
Yeah,
we used to call him, ‘Weeble, Wobble, but he won’t fall down’.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
heh
I used to love Weebles
I had the haunted house.
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
TWSS
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
"Now run along, my question was for Jamey and not the diminutive, sawwed off little twerp from Arkansas who no longer sees the team up close."
That's my fallback name, dammit.
Barbaro Garbey
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
it's both ours, we've had this discussion.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Acid, holmes.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
who are you?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
CSI has ruined that song.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
huh?
Oh…yeah man..
Never liked it really, not a Who fan…don’t know why.
Leave me alone.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
except I must say...I am a huge fan of John Entwistle.
Respek Knucks.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
agree
I love some of the non-tv show used Who songs of old…Behind Blue Eyes, Happy Jack, Boris the Spider, Love Reign O’er Me
Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!
The Guess Who has a place for me
No Sugar Tonight…great tune.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
'These Eyes' is so chill.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
I do like
the end of that song, with the continual key changes thing. Not that brilliant musically, but it works because of the shape of the melody and that guy’s voice soaring up there.
Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!
Killer bass line.
Reminds me of Rundgren’s ‘Hello, It’s Me’.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
Love that tune.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Holy crap, you're right
right down to the creepy long haired guy sitting at the piano.
Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!
Ditto
I like their sound, good singer. All their songs sound a little too similar, but I enjoy them anyway.
Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!
Yeah, they kinda do
But it was groundbreaking, trend setting stuff way back then, so they get a pass.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
an original, unique sound
can be repetitive and still have great value. Like a RH bat…
Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!
James Steele
Spare from SDO that actually hit 3rd one day for the Rangers…maybe 88 team…my god, they sucked that year.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
"Now run along, my question was for Jamey and not the diminutive, sawwed off little twerp from Arkansas who no longer sees the team up close."
that guy is annoying me to no end....great last at bat....
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
It is really annoying to see that lack of production from the 1B spot
I’m going to call it the Ben Broussard curse
He has a drive to CF every 2 days
I am expecting the 2nd half explosion
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
That was good.
(And everytime I hear Face talk about how he is proud to be a part of the org, etc etc, I think about his bitchfit last year….I can’t help it)
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
I bet Face...
is going to go Dave Valle during September and give a “Let’s make being a Texas Ranger mean something…” speech to the club on the way to a division title.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 7, 2010 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm going to write it for tomorrow's series preview...
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 7, 2010 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Because...
the Orioles aren’t interesting at all.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 7, 2010 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions
I hope so, I luvs me some Facey Face
Honestly, I do…just not his defense.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
I'm glad Paul Konerko
heated up right after they left
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
Hell yeah!
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
that is comforting.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Acta was trying to fuck up Feliz
Kinda clever, if you ask me.
Annoying, but clever.
I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw
There's no way he was trying to get ejected.
by Black Francis on Jul 7, 2010 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions
I believe he was gone the second he left the dugout
You can’t argue balls and strikes.
I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw
he was tossed before he left the dugout
I believe
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
yep
That’s what made him come out of the dugout.
by Black Francis on Jul 7, 2010 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions
The one person that's ejected had nothing to do with the 8 HBPs during this series
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
yeah, that was ridonk.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I'm excited...
by the idea of the Rangers winning more games. Otherwise, this series will make us glad we get a three day fan break.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 7, 2010 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Are you planning on an All Star Game preview?
by lost in space on Jul 7, 2010 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Hmm...
I hadn’t thought to do one, but maybe. It depends if I decide I care enough.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 7, 2010 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Maybe I will make...
a faux Ichiro speech.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 7, 2010 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions
The White Sox broadcast...
Is just like listening the home radio broadcast of a high school football game in East Texas.
It’s like listening to two annoying ass fans just chatting during a game.
One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....
White Sox need DP Dino right now
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
Only if they refer to bubba and billy bob
there is always both of those names in an east texas broadcast.
by stnlycupchmps99 on Jul 8, 2010 12:05 AM CDT up reply actions
Ron Washington...
must be one proud poppa.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 7, 2010 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions
That's one happy pappy
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
Where's Mike9 and his prediction now?
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
I'm just waiting for the day a Mike100 shows up here
That person is going to get dirkatroned something fierce
By everyone?
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
If anyone wants to watch the LAA CHI game
Link Scroll down and find the game. You’ll need Stream Torrent which is free.
"There's really no way of knowing... Sometimes when I see their big eyes looking up from my lap I think, that's definitely a homeless guy in a fur coat." Betty White on SNL
enjoying watching Colorado coming back in style two nights in a row
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
Again???
I’ll flip over and check that out.
"There's really no way of knowing... Sometimes when I see their big eyes looking up from my lap I think, that's definitely a homeless guy in a fur coat." Betty White on SNL
by Pocket Ninja on Jul 7, 2010 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions
they were down 5-0
then 7-4 with 2 outs in the 8th.
Now tied at 7.
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
Watching now
They must have giant sacks of lucky dust they powder their balls with. Bats?
"There's really no way of knowing... Sometimes when I see their big eyes looking up from my lap I think, that's definitely a homeless guy in a fur coat." Betty White on SNL
by Pocket Ninja on Jul 7, 2010 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Colorado does it again
impressive
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
If I was a pitcher
I would walk out there with novelty pins and buttons all over my hat one day, shit for fun.
I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw
World Series win...
in game 5 or 6?
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 7, 2010 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions
They'll win it in 3
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
by FirebatM3 on Jul 7, 2010 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rangers are granted 1 free win
for making it to the WS.
by lost in space on Jul 7, 2010 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions
They outscore their opponents by so much
that the mercy rule is invoked for game 4
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
by FirebatM3 on Jul 7, 2010 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Young will get Elvis back.
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
Anybody else see this?
I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw
Griffin/Chicken fight on adult swim, now.
good times….
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 7, 2010 10:38 PM CDT reply actions
Brandon Wood over the last week: 1 for 10 with a single, 0 walks
I keep expecting him to have SOME kind of improvement. Thats worse than what CD was doing.
Good.
The Angels apparently keep insisting when he's at the Majors that he change his approach to make contact at all costs.
I mean, he might be Chris Davis anyway, but that’s nutty.
Chris Davis is kind of heating up again
4-6 in double header today with 2b and hr. I think he is trying to help the ranger’s cause in a trade.
oh no
I’m a huge Davis believer, but Smoak is the better player. He cannot keep getting robbed when he hits the ball hard.
I am getting sick of hearing about Smoak being robbed 4 times a game,
F him, get a flipping hit.
Bunting makes me spooge in my pants!
He isn't getting robbed as much as you'd think...
His BABIP on the season is extremely low, at .234. Among big league hitters with at least 250 PA, Smoak has the fifth-lowest BABIP. Part of the reason for that low BABIP is that he’s hitting a bunch of pop-ups — Smoak’s infield per fly ball rate is 18.6%, the third highest rate in the majors and far higher than the 7-8% MLB average
Bunting makes me spooge in my pants!
His wOBAr is .357
which was Ian Kinsler’s wOBA last year.
wOBAr is a stat that takes the expected bases for a LD, FB, GB, etc and then calculates an expected wOBA based on the subsequent percentages of each that a hitter gets.
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 7, 2010 11:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Chris Davis should be up and Smoak should go down
I think they called him up before he was ready for the bigs
Do you have a set of tits and your own blog?
Those are the only Ranger fans I know who think that way.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
"Now run along, my question was for Jamey and not the diminutive, sawwed off little twerp from Arkansas who no longer sees the team up close."
by Josey Wales on Jul 8, 2010 12:09 AM CDT up reply actions 9 recs
This is my favorite post of yours ever.
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 8, 2010 12:10 AM CDT up reply actions
Never thought I'd laugh this hard at a Wales post.
I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw
I gotta give credit here
That was excellent.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
AHH HA HA....
Now this is genius.
One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....
by Brandon Worley on Jul 8, 2010 12:20 AM CDT up reply actions
Bravo Josey Bravo

"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
Oh, you just called the postgame show, didn't you?
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Ha, someone just stole your bit.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
How the hell is Yadier Molina starting for the ASG?
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
Because after the 2006 WS
The national media brainwashed the united states into thinking he was the best catcher in baseball.
I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw
For a second I thought you where describing a typical Michael Young night at 3B
I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw
Eeyore
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
This, except not so cuddly
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
I still wanna change my username to this.
I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw
=)

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 7, 2010 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
and then Aybar picked off of second
rally killer
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on Jul 7, 2010 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions
very unAngel like.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
He was actually safe...
so that’s VERY unAngel like.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 7, 2010 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions
engorged
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
hey guy.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
hey gudenheimer
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
genius
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
I don't think it quite rises to Einstein level
Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!
I consider the triple nickel navel fruit
Andy Kaufmanesque genius.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
His humor
doesn’t always transfer well to blog format, but calling that particular post genius is a stretch. I appreciate his humor; he pisses people off here, but sticks to his meme.
This blog username life is odd. We no longer have personalities, instead we have constantly evolving personal memes.
Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!
Username life?
See, always stick with the truth, it rarely lets you down. Me do what I do…
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Stop rubbing it.
"There's really no way of knowing... Sometimes when I see their big eyes looking up from my lap I think, that's definitely a homeless guy in a fur coat." Betty White on SNL
by Pocket Ninja on Jul 7, 2010 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
philkid
Besides growing your love for Mike Olt, what did you think of the rest of Spokane’s roster, specifically Clark and Profar.
In the one game I saw Profar play, he struck out three times. . .
. . . lined pretty well straight at the second baseman, sent an elderly fan out on a stretcher with a foul ball, popped up to the catcher and had two mistakes in the field.
Obviously he’s awesome, just not when I saw him.
Clark made some of the most bogus fielding mistakes I’ve ever seen, that’s all I remember.
Ovi DLS was electric.
I have a recap here.
Did anyone else enjoy
TAG’s fascination with the “what would you rather have” game?
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
yes
that was awesome…
Love it when TAG has fun during the broadcast
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
I think TAG needs to do an interview with ghostoferickthompson
about tagdonttweet. They can have his face blurred out and everything.
A'ight fuckers
If you don’t sleep, like me, you need to hear the Hurdle interview in the a.m. on the Ticket. It was number 5 of the top 10, so I am guessing it will be aired at about 5:35 a.m. or so.
Seriously, he had so much great things to say about Kins, and how he wants to be a team player, and his goal is to score 100 runs this year. And then Hammy…Hurdle got him to stop thinking too much and just let his natural talent take over, and we get this…BLAMMO!!!
Anyway, I was highly impressed by this 10 minute interview. I really like Clint (um, Hurdle, that is).
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Maybe I'm just not interested in it.
But you did a horrible job of selling me on this. It made me want to personally try to go to sleep before 5:30 just to miss it.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
I'm SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Sorry
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Oh, thanks Drew
But really, I don’t sleep worth a darn, and I do not own an apple product. Can I get plain old .mp3 stuff from Itunes?
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
You can listen to a podcast on any pc
through windows media or itunes, etc.
Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!
Yeah
Itunes is a normal program for use on the pc, it just also allows you to sync apple stuff.
Of course if you don’t need itunes for the apple stuff there are a dozen different ways/programs to get podcasts.
Cool, thanks
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
speak of apple stuff
i hope they release a new ipod touch with the iphone 4 display this year. i want one.
You forgot how he also
wanted Kinsler to hit 40 doubles AND score 100 runs this year.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
"Now run along, my question was for Jamey and not the diminutive, sawwed off little twerp from Arkansas who no longer sees the team up close."
Wow, this Starpower call on the postgame show is funny/uncomfortable
Every night, the Starpower dude is hammered.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Sox are trying to lose to the Angels at this point
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
more like the ANgels are keeping the Sox in the lead
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
such an uninspiring group of names
maybe they’ll sign Frankie after this season
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
If I could REC this 50 times, I would
There is something very wrong with that entire team. Since they shut it down last September (once they knew they had the NL Central locked up) they have been SO mediocre.
"Don't confuse the outcome that a decision produces with the intelligence that went into making that decision."--Tony LaRussa
It's all on Tony
He passed out drunk at a stoplight…I don’t think the team thinks he is smart anymore, and doesn’t trust him.
/Wash Haterz
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Ha. TLR deserves plenty of the blame.
There’s enough blame to go around in that dugout and front office.
Blah.
"Don't confuse the outcome that a decision produces with the intelligence that went into making that decision."--Tony LaRussa
Wow
what a bad play by Beckham.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
x
Sullivan_Ranger http://bit.ly/d41h0A …. Much rumbling at the Ballpark about Cliff Lee… Nothing imminent but the Rangers are serious in their interest
"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.
lsb blows up
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Read the comment at the bottom of the article...
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
Rangers100
HAHAHAHAHAHA
"There's really no way of knowing... Sometimes when I see their big eyes looking up from my lap I think, that's definitely a homeless guy in a fur coat." Betty White on SNL
by Pocket Ninja on Jul 7, 2010 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions
He says
((Lustful drooling))…
"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.
by Kinslerhomer on Jul 7, 2010 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions
I thought everyone would enjoy that
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
bwahahahahaha
Rangers100 makes another appearance
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
I've seen a few of his comments throughout the week.
I don’t think it’s the same guy.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Also
It would be nice if the M’s would stop working him so damn hard because their games don’t mean shit
"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.
by Kinslerhomer on Jul 7, 2010 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions
No kidding
120 pitches, every start…DO IT!
/Nolan
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Let's just say we trade for Lee, is there any shot we sign him,
provided we are sold to Greenburg/Ryan???
Bunting makes me spooge in my pants!
unlikely
but who knows
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
Nope
The Yankees really want him.
"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.
by Kinslerhomer on Jul 7, 2010 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Not until after he walks and tests the FA waters this winter.
I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw
yes after he is mesmerized by Elvis
and decides he can’t live without him
we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"
by eclou on Jul 7, 2010 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
The odds are slim...
but who knows. The Rangers would have a shot.
I just wouldn’t count on it.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 7, 2010 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Have to think it would take at least one of Scheppers/Perez to get it done
They are not interested in talking about Tanner Scheppers or Martin Perez. But Derek Holland and Blake Beavan could be two names that might interest the Mariners.
Unless they deal Smoak…..that would be a disaster.
Perez
i saw his changeup Sunday and I’m in love
"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.
by Kinslerhomer on Jul 7, 2010 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions
plus his knee cap doesn't fly off every time he fields a grounder
Bunting makes me spooge in my pants!
=|
.
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 7, 2010 11:56 PM CDT up reply actions
I'd do...
Scheppers/Beaven and someone else not named Holland or Smoak or Ogando.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 7, 2010 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Similar to what Joey proposed awhile back, yep.
I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw
The extra incentive is Matthew...
doesn’t like Scheppers at all. Or maybe that was Graham. Anyway, LoL probably wouldn’t like it and that would be funny.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 7, 2010 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Graham
"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.
by Kinslerhomer on Jul 7, 2010 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions
That would hurt, but it is fair...
Ouchie.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
If the other guy...
is Beltre, do you still do it?
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 7, 2010 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions
No
If they’re not talking Scheppers/Perez, they’re either going to deal Smoak or Profar. That would hurt.
Smoak
Is the guy I’d really go apeshit over losing myself.
We’ve got nobody to replace him.
I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw
Chris Davis is hitting .350+ in AAA!!!!
With the greatest defense ever!!!!!!
"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.
by Kinslerhomer on Jul 7, 2010 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah...
Perez, Smoak, and Holland are the players I just wouldn’t include in a Cliff Lee trade.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 7, 2010 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions
I'd go pretty apeshit over any of the top 3
in our system because 3 months is never worth a top prospect
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
I love Smoak, but he's not exactly Babe Ruth
he might very well be a platoon player, we don’t know. I’d hate hate hate to lose him, but we shouldn’t react as if he’s a surefire HOFer.
I personally would not make a deal with him as the centerpiece. But I would not call for tar and feathers if the Rangers chose to do so. There, I said it.
I’d offer Hunter, Beavan, and Salty. I feel like that is more than they should hope for from two draft picks, includes two guys who are major league ready, and an innings eater ready to go a year or so from now.
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by t ball on Jul 7, 2010 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
I'd offer Davis, Beavan, Salty
and their pick of anyone below A+ not named Robbie Erlin or Jurick Profar
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
it's pretty much what the Phillies gave up last year
Jack Z can take it or roll with Ramos and Hicks.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
Lee has taken very little to get in a trade
compared to what is being talked about with this trade, and Lee should have LESS value now considering we’ll have him for only a couple months. The only compensation would be the 2 picks we’d get – most likely the yankees, which would mean a very late first rounder
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
or a supplemental rounder
and a very late second rounder.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
if we got a 2nd rounder
I wonder how many power hitting 3B are out there with holes in their swing
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
This draft? Plenty
I’m already putting down Harold Martinez to the Rangers, I don’t care where we pick.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
Who cares what it took to get him previously
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
It really is a better deal than some would think
a solid LAIE, and then 2 guys who were once big time top prospects who have lost a little luster, but who also certainly still have a lot of potential
Sorry, I'm really fucking stupid and should be ridiculed and mocked for said stupidity.
Also please don't trade for Cliff Lee because I want to have a farm system for the next 6 years.
losing Smoak would suck
losing Smoak for a fucking rental should be grounds for immediate dismissal.
It isn’t like a bat like him is going to fall that far again in the draft.
Fuck trading Smoak. Fuck that a whole bunches.
by elvis1isking on Jul 8, 2010 12:35 AM CDT up reply actions
Wait 'til we get a new owner,
a really good college bat plummets because of his demands, and then lowers them when Mike Olt convinces him of the importance of selflessness.
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
I don't think so
Too much talent leaving, and I think Beltre has matched his tools to his production.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
I probably...
still would. But Beltre included in that proposal really makes me want to throw up.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 7, 2010 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions
I saw the tweet and came here to see your reaction.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
I really don't want them to give up much...
but I also really want Cliff Lee.
If they could do it without trading Perez, Smoak, or Holland, I’m on board.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 7, 2010 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions
"Difference Maker"
that is Lee, in a nutshell.
Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!
Stop worrying about his erection!
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Oww, gut punch.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
News on Lee
Cliff Lee continues to be a target of the Texas Rangers, who sources confirmed have had discussions with division-rival Seattle about acquiring the left-hander in a trade.
A baseball source indicated that the Mariners have interest in several prospects and young players who have experience at the big-league level. Seattle has inquired about the availability of, among others, first baseman Chris Davis and catcher Jarrod Saltalamacchia.
Both of those players are at Triple A Oklahoma City but have been with the Rangers the past three seasons. Seattle also likes right-hander Tanner Scheppers, also at Triple A, and Double A left-hander Martin Perez.
A source, though, indicated that Scheppers and Perez have been deemed untouchable by Rangers officials. Right-hander Alexi Ogando, who tossed a scoreless seventh inning Wednesday, is also on Seattle’s radar, but there is some resistance to include him in a deal.
General manager Jon Daniels declined comment.
The Rangers’ finances could be a major factor that would prevent the acquisition of Lee, though he is owed only have of his $9 million contract this year. Daniels has said that the Rangers have some financial flexibility to pull off a deal before the July 31 trade deadline.
A baseball source said last week that the Rangers would have to be creative to make a deal work, as they were when getting San Francisco to pick up Bengie Molina’s contract in a trade for the veteran catcher.
— Jeff Wilson
"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." - Chuck Morgan
Nice to see Scheppers amongst the untouchables.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
x
A baseball source said last week that the Rangers would have to be creative to make a deal work, as they were when getting San Francisco to pick up Bengie Molina’s contract in a trade for the veteran catcher
By creative they mean grossly overpay prospect wise
And mankind is naught but a single nation - Qu'ran 2:213
Fuck
A baseball source said last week that the Rangers would have to be creative to make a deal work, as they were when getting San Francisco to pick up Bengie Molina’s contract in a trade for the veteran catcher.
That sounds exceedingly ominous.
I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw
eep...
You guys are going to be so mad at me when the Rangers trade Martin Perez for Cliff Lee.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 7, 2010 11:24 PM CDT up reply actions
I'd go kill JD myself
"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.
by Kinslerhomer on Jul 7, 2010 11:25 PM CDT up reply actions
So fucking pissed, goET.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
I'll just be doing...
nude Cliff Lee cartwheels.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 7, 2010 11:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Does that mean you'll be smiling and your elbows will flail about like daggers?
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
Yes...
while nude and doing cartwheels.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 7, 2010 11:28 PM CDT up reply actions
How will we know which end is up?
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 7, 2010 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Wet spot.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
How will we know which end is up?
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 8, 2010 12:11 AM CDT up reply actions
I'll probably be too busy crying and looking into the prices of incendiary devices and bus fares to Arlington to be mad at you.
I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw
I'd be crying too...
because Martin Perez :`(
But I can cry and do naked cartwheels at the same time.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 7, 2010 11:28 PM CDT up reply actions
In 3 years
Martin is going to have you doing naked cartwheels
"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.
by Kinslerhomer on Jul 7, 2010 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions
And that gyrating...
penis will be directed at me. I know. I know.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 7, 2010 11:30 PM CDT up reply actions
i don't want him
if the ratio is what we gave up for Molina. that would be awful. I want no part of it. he’ll be around for 2 – 3 months and be gone.
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
x
Seattle also likes right-hander Tanner Scheppers, also at Triple A, and Double A left-hander Martin Perez.

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"A win is a win. Kinda like banging a hogger on Spring Break. You’re glad hardly anybody saw you do it but at the end of the day you got laid."-- Josey Wales
by TooLegitToQuit on Jul 7, 2010 11:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Thanks Captain Obvious Dickface Writer
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
Cool, thanks
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
I dunno
Would you do Scheppers, Davis, Salty, and say…Erlin or Font?
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 8, 2010 12:00 AM CDT up reply actions
I have no idea.
But this shit…
A baseball source said last week that the Rangers would have to be creative to make a deal work
…sounds fucking ominous.
That just means...
the Rangers are going to write the Mariners a poem.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 8, 2010 12:04 AM CDT up reply actions
Would sending them a Dirkatron writing
help or hurt?
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 8, 2010 12:06 AM CDT up reply actions
Yay!
This night is so good so far. No one almost died, the Rangers won, and the Angels are losing.
Also, CLIFF LEE!
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 7, 2010 11:20 PM CDT reply actions
Be honest, if we got Cliff Lee
Your prediction for the season?
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
Hmmmmmmmm.
Something is wrong here.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
Math
"There's really no way of knowing... Sometimes when I see their big eyes looking up from my lap I think, that's definitely a homeless guy in a fur coat." Betty White on SNL
by Pocket Ninja on Jul 7, 2010 11:24 PM CDT up reply actions
You're going to be so pissed
when the Chi Sox pick him up for Beckham, Hudson and a minor leaguer
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
I'd seriously...
punch my way to Texas.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 7, 2010 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Also
Furia Roja! =D
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 8, 2010 12:01 AM CDT up reply actions
Beat me to it
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 8, 2010 12:04 AM CDT up reply actions
Does that matter?
I like watching Barca play, so I’m familiar with most of their players.
More importantly, I like watching Spain play.
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 8, 2010 12:05 AM CDT up reply actions
Deco's "Portuguese"
But he’s on his way to Fluminese.
Though, so is Carvalho.
I’m not sure if I’m even addressing your point here.
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 8, 2010 12:13 AM CDT up reply actions
3-1 CHISOX
"There's really no way of knowing... Sometimes when I see their big eyes looking up from my lap I think, that's definitely a homeless guy in a fur coat." Betty White on SNL
man my hijacked stream must be way behind.
"There's really no way of knowing... Sometimes when I see their big eyes looking up from my lap I think, that's definitely a homeless guy in a fur coat." Betty White on SNL
by Pocket Ninja on Jul 7, 2010 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh my gosh
All these townies are such CD homers, and want him up right now, and Smoak sent down…ugh.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
He's from Texas!!!
and his defense is the best ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.
by Kinslerhomer on Jul 7, 2010 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions
"Townies"
Really?
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
Ever live in the Northeast?
Anywhos, I am just living out the night listening to the KRLD postgame show.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Wasssup, bitches?
Isn’t it fun having a somebody like Michael Young leading this bunch?
Wonderful, wonderful game.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
"Now run along, my question was for Jamey and not the diminutive, sawwed off little twerp from Arkansas who no longer sees the team up close."
Know what The Face is?
And I used to think this song dripped cheese of the lowest order until I saw the greatness of HBO’s 25th Rock n’ Roll Anniversary…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVDg8fVC4EQ
Michael Young has been our very own Bridge Over Troubled Water.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
"Now run along, my question was for Jamey and not the diminutive, sawwed off little twerp from Arkansas who no longer sees the team up close."
Greatness is greatness
even when it’s cheesy.
Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!
I don't know the technological ins and outs of music but I know greatness
and that song, sung at that time in their lives was absolute greatness.
Simon did very well in that song but knew when to give way to Artie G and the G-man delivered at the end.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
"Do you have a set of tits and your own blog? Those are the only Ranger fans I know who think that way."
Well, greatness is pretty subjective
but, yeah.
Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!
Anyone else who saw the fall last night having trouble sleeping the past two nights?
I cant seem to get the image and sounds out of my head. It’s terrible. Glad that guy is ok for now.
I sat in section 35 tonight where that guy landed last night
there was no visable signs of carnage anywhere to be found
Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
I have a horrible feeling that we're going to get Cliff Lee.
But JD is going to rape our farm system to do it, both because it’s Seattle and they want a major haul and because we’re broke.
I have this feeling that it will be something like Scheppers, Holland, Davis, Beltre, and Profar. Maybe even Font, too.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
There's no way...
they would make that trade.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 7, 2010 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions
I have a feeling that 80% of the people on here will think we gave up too much
by hedowhathedo on Jul 7, 2010 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Moar
If that’s the package.
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 8, 2010 12:02 AM CDT up reply actions
If that happens, I want you killed for predicting it.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"A win is a win. Kinda like banging a hogger on Spring Break. You’re glad hardly anybody saw you do it but at the end of the day you got laid."-- Josey Wales
by TooLegitToQuit on Jul 7, 2010 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm obviously overstating the package a bit.
But I really do feel like we’re going to get screwed on the deal for him and regret it terribly.
I hate the idea of giving up any major prospects for 3 months.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
Nolan Ryan FUCKER!!!
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Did one Michael Main trade
really make JD go from a great GM to a really poor one? Really?
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
I'm not saying anything about JD's ability or expertise.
I think they’re going to feel pressure to get Cliff Lee, and that’s what it’s going to cost to both get him and get his contract paid for.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
Has JD ever felt pressure
especially since he has nothing to feel pressure from?
What are we going to do, fire him? With the Mets Job open? Will we name our replacement before they name him as their new GM?
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
You don't think there is at least a little pressure on JD right now to take advantage of the farm system and our current position in the division?
Too many people think “they’re just prospects” and our fanbase/organization/everyone else associated with the Rangers wants to get to the playoffs this year.
It’s time, after all.
I know I’m being irrational with the package. I’m not very good at putting those things together. My point was that I think we’re going to do it because someone thinks we have to, and we’re going to get bent over for it. And we’re not going to like it.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
We had pressure to deal Bradley
in 2008 and he didn’t and stayed put, we had pressure to make a deal last year and we didn’t and stayed put. This year, we’re actually on top of a division with 2 buried team and one that seems to be crashing and burning.
Do you really think the “pressure” this year is greater than next year? Do you think anyone in our FO lacks job security at this moment? And even if they didn’t have it, do you think anyone lacks alternatives?
JD has not been a panic trade guy since sometime in 2006-2007, let’s not freak out about it. You’re going to give yourself a heart attack.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
by FirebatM3 on Jul 7, 2010 11:43 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Good points, all.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
rec'd
"Diving stab by Andrus, gets up, throws.... GOT HIM!!! An unbelievable play! From short left field!"
-Eric Nadel on 5/17/10
by Jason Brynsvold on Jul 8, 2010 12:53 AM CDT up reply actions
With a broke dick owner, and the franchise in BK, and one of the top 3 records in baseball?
Nah, he can go where ever the fuck he wants, and name his terms if he does.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Until somebody brings up 2005-2008.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
"Now run along, my question was for Jamey and not the diminutive, sawwed off little twerp from Arkansas who no longer sees the team up close."
wow
welcome to 2 years ago, dumbass
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The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
wow
welcome to 2 years ago, dumbass
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
It's a pretty dumb comparison either way
I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw
my point was i dont think JD was ever a "great GM"
by hedowhathedo on Jul 7, 2010 11:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Then you are a dumbass
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
Oh great
We’re going to have THIS argument now.
I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw
No...
We mustn’t. Elvis Andrus is an All Star. Let’s think about that instead.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 7, 2010 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Nope
I’m not talking about JD good/bad anymore. It’s a dumb argument. It is what it is.
I agree with you. The Main trade has no impact on what JD offers for Lee
by hedowhathedo on Jul 7, 2010 11:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Then WTF did you bring it up?
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
You need to spend a few more days lurking
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
It means think and read before you post
or learn how to follow a thread
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
Shut the fuck up.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
by Aqua on Jul 7, 2010 11:51 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I was trying to be more polite
but yeah, this too
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
Alright, I'm gonna go hang out with Josey now
Goodnight all
by hedowhathedo on Jul 7, 2010 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions
No you can't leave.
Lets talk.
Who is your favorite ranger player, ever? And favorite manager?
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
I would absolutely...
hate Cliff Lee forever and ever if the Rangers made that trade.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 7, 2010 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Hypothetical
If that package (lol) got us to the WS would you do it?
I’d say possibly, but since I think that trade would only put us on the same level as some of the other teams, I’m not willing to trade even close to that much to give us just as good of a chance as any of the other teams to get there.
by hedowhathedo on Jul 7, 2010 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions
That would be pretty insane.
No way to Holland and Scheppers go in the same deal.
But I could see something similar happening if it was one or the other. If we have to include additional guys to get them to eat salary, it’s the mid-level depth of the system I could see suffering.
I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw
BTW
how would Scheppers, Davis, Beltre, Profar compare to what the prospects in the Teixeira trade were considered at the time? Is that a similar haul quality wise?
by hedowhathedo on Jul 7, 2010 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions
I am far from as knowledgeable on the prospects as you guys are...
But I would absolutely hate to see that deal made. There’s absolutely no way that Scheppers and Holland are in the same deal. Hell, I don’t want those two included at all, in any capacity.
Not if there’s only a 4% chance of signing Lee after this season.
One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....
by Brandon Worley on Jul 7, 2010 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Hypothetical
The following one liner comes across twitter or something:
“Rangers have acquired Cliff Lee”
What is your initial reaction?
by hedowhathedo on Jul 7, 2010 11:44 PM CDT up reply actions
What the fuck did we give up?
One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....
by Brandon Worley on Jul 7, 2010 11:45 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Gut punch, then nervous, then happy, then nervous again.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"Oh dear god, how badly did we pear the farm system?"
I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw
This is a stupid question
obviously it’s “I wonder what we gave up”
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
I don't see how anyone thinks any differently.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
The point is that its usually not apparent at first who got traded
It’s usually reported who the main piece is and then who is in the deal. Remember how long it took to get all the Halladay/Lee moving parts?
by hedowhathedo on Jul 7, 2010 11:47 PM CDT up reply actions
as long as it doesn't happen tomorow
it wouldn’t make headlines with the LeBron bs
by rangersfan32 on Jul 7, 2010 11:45 PM CDT up reply actions
CLIFF LEE!
CLIFF LEE! CLIFF LEE! CLIFF LEE! CLIFF LEE! CLIFF LEE! CLIFF LEE!CLIFF LEE!CLIFF LEE! CLIFF LEE!CLIFF LEE! CLIFF LEE! CLIFF LEE! CLIFF LEE! CLIFF LEE! CLIFF LEE! CLIFF LEE! CLIFF LEE!
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 7, 2010 11:47 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rich Harden wonders why you have forsaken him.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
Cliff Lee and Rich Harden in the same rotation...
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 7, 2010 11:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Playgirl would dispatch a correspondent to follow the Rangers.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
That would admittedly look mighty badass on MLB The Show.
I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw
can you believe
that 2 years ago, neither of those guys had much value?
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
Yeah, Lee especially
Almost a Koufax-like emergence.
I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw
In his late 20s
the only guy I can think of that’s done something like this is Jason Schmidt
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
Yeah, hopefully Lee's career won't crash again the way Schmidt's did
Unless of course he goes to the Yanks like he prolly will this offseason.
I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw
Schmidt was awesome
until he signed his big contract. Cross your fingers Eyeore.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
Eyeore
has legs.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
"Now run along, my question was for Jamey and not the diminutive, sawwed off little twerp from Arkansas who no longer sees the team up close."
Yes, and a tail.
It’s Advil and beef in the Texas Rangers, you yankee bastard.
- Nolan Ryan
by Flynnyrd on Jul 8, 2010 12:25 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
YES...
oh shit…wait…fuck…who did the Rangers give up to get him…fuck.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Ot - My new favorite Game Day Pic

Kyle Davies
Matt (Denver, CO): Congratulations, I heard you won a gold glove!
Klaw (1:18 PM) : Thanks, I had a great year at the plate!
I think Jason Heyward is ready to be promoted to the AL. He’s mastered the NL - Matthew Carruth
Hawt
"There's really no way of knowing... Sometimes when I see their big eyes looking up from my lap I think, that's definitely a homeless guy in a fur coat." Betty White on SNL
by Pocket Ninja on Jul 7, 2010 11:41 PM CDT up reply actions
You think that's sexy, check out Brian Bannister

He keeps up like that, and he’s going to be starring in a romantic comedy set in Montana any day now.
I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw
"I want to pose and look good for the ladies, but I don't want to make it obvious"
Camera guy: Alright picture is done.
Kyle: Sweet. Let me see it.
Camera guy shows Kyle the result
Kyle: Shit.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
bet he's a Twilight fan
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
It's his Edward face
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
So...
I’m watching this 1981 flick: “Excalibur.”
It’s on Netflix Watch Instantly. I thought I was a pretty well-versed movie buff, but I have never seen this flick before. I don’t know If I had ever heard of it. The guy that made it originally wanted to adapt Lord of the Rings, and most of the sets and costumes/armor were designed with LOTR in mind.
It also has Helen Mirren in it, from 30 years ago. Yowza.
One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....
good flick
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
It's a decent flick
Just adjust your expectations b/c of the era of the film.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Oh certainly...
That I am capable of.
I don’t need great special effects to enjoy a good fantasy flick. I’m actually fairly impressed with how good it is.
One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....
by Brandon Worley on Jul 7, 2010 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Holy hell
The lady that just called in was hammered, and running a True Blood bit…totally unflattering, and other things.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Urgh
Josh Johnson throws eight more shutout innings tonight.
I can’t believe I dealt him in a dynasty league for Haren, Granderson, and the rotting corpse of Carlos Lee.
Someone console me, please. The only one I have is that I have a ton of young arms on my minor league roster.
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
You made a common mistake
you thought a Houston Astro had value.
But HAHAHAHAHHAHA why are you so dumb?
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
Justification: my offense sucked ass.
Counter-justification: I HAD TOO MANY FUCKING OUTFIELDERS ANYWAY.
Justification: Haren had a history of being a fantasy #1, and this was before JJ proved he was a beast, very early on in the year.
Counter-justification: WOW, I’M FUCKING MORONIC.
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
Josh Johnson
was really good last year too, he was a big time league winner pickup for me last year
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
We don't give a fuck about your fantasy team!
/very old meme
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
I swear he slipped a little in the second half.
And I didn’t have a true fantasy ace either. I had Carpenter, Nolasco, Billingsley, Kershaw, Wandy, Dempster then Cahill and Dutch as spot starters and future cogs. Good solid staff but no real standout, unless you count Carpenter who was getting up in age.
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
damn
I’d have tried like hell to deal one of the first 3
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
I tried to sell Carpenter for some corner infield prospects
Put him in a package with Bay/Werth, didn’t get much.
Oh, and I have Liriano and I almost sold him for Brad Lidge, so I suppose I can’t be crying too much.
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
True
I tried like hell to swing Liriano after the Dominican reports had him at mid-90s with that turbo slider back, no go.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
i dropped him
after his first two starts in one of my leagues. granted its a powerball league with only 4 starting pitcher slots, no bench, no DL, but still, its sickening how good that guy has been from the second i dropped him. he got knocked around in his first two starts.
you got those 3 for Johnson
in the long run, you got a better deal. Haren is a great pitcher. Granderson has struggled since his injury but is still young and playing in the friendly confines of new yankee stadium and Lee is well…is he still alive?
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Beavan/Davis/Salty
and 2 PTBNL
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
LSB and LL would simultaneously explode.
Unless one of those PTBNLs was Scheppers.
What Jack Z
is saying is very different from what he will get. Unless the Chi Sox gets suicidal, who’s the team that’ll go all in for Lee?
Now that the Twins are struggling, they’re not even assured of a playoff spot, do you think that they will sacrifice so much when it’s absolutely not their MO to do so?
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
They need to make the playoffs
That’s a big deal revenue-wise
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 8, 2010 12:09 AM CDT up reply actions
The Twinkes got a new stadium
they need little to get revenue
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
And immediately upped payroll
Say we think of them as the Cardinals in terms of payroll instead of the A’s or Rays…they’re still not in the tier that making the playoffs doesn’t have a huge impact.
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 8, 2010 12:14 AM CDT up reply actions
It's a good bonus
but it’s not necessary. Most of their guys are signed, and they need a 3B much more than they need a SP.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
I could easily see the Twins doing it, regardless of whether or not it's their MO.
Kenny Williams could pull a Kenny Williams, Minaya might do something insane…really, I can very easily envision craziness happening.
If Kenny Williams pulls a Kenny Williams
it really doesn’t matter what we offer, he’ll blow us away with a package of young players/prospects
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
The deal is going to be...
Scheppers/Beaven/Beltre
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 8, 2010 12:05 AM CDT up reply actions
Refuse
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
This
"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.
by Kinslerhomer on Jul 8, 2010 12:07 AM CDT up reply actions
Refuse
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
This
"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.
by Kinslerhomer on Jul 8, 2010 12:07 AM CDT up reply actions
No
"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.
by Kinslerhomer on Jul 8, 2010 12:10 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah
Looks like I was wrong. He’s made some big strides at the plate so far. Coud still bust but I’m really liking him now.
"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.
by Kinslerhomer on Jul 8, 2010 12:16 AM CDT up reply actions
I would be cool with that.
Still think Beltre has more value as a trade chip.
I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw
I tend to agree about Beltre
trade him while his value is high right now. The same could be said for Beavan who is more of a long man or back of the rotation guy. I wouldn’t want Scheppers in this deal though.
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
My rationale on Scheppers is
You’re gonna have to include a player that’s gonna really hurt to lose if you want Cliff Lee.
And if you’re gonna have to include that type of player, it might as well be Scheppers because I think Scheppers is the most likely to have his arm blow up down the line.
I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw
Yep...
It’s Scheppers, Holland, Smoak, or Perez. If you want Cliff Lee, you’re going to have to part with one of those guys and Scheppers is the one that makes me the least horrified.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 8, 2010 12:19 AM CDT up reply actions
I understand that
and more or less agree, but where we differ is that i say no to it because of that
furthermore, i want to see someone make that deal, where is that deal at and who is going to make it?
Sorry, I'm really fucking stupid and should be ridiculed and mocked for said stupidity.
Also please don't trade for Cliff Lee because I want to have a farm system for the next 6 years.
If I were the M's I'd want Davis in there
Buy low on a high upside mlb ready guy who plays position of need.
Then they don't get...
Scheppers.
Beaven/Davis/Beltre
Everyone happy?
(The Mariners would never do this, by the way.)
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 8, 2010 12:10 AM CDT up reply actions
That would be just fine.
One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....
by Brandon Worley on Jul 8, 2010 12:11 AM CDT up reply actions
Never
I’d rather have the two picks.
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 8, 2010 12:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I think youre being naive...
they arent getting 2 picks in the top 10…late 1st and a suppy
the talent you get there in the trade would far outweigh what you would draft, and it would come free of charge…which no one mentions, draft picks arent free
Sorry, I'm really fucking stupid and should be ridiculed and mocked for said stupidity.
Also please don't trade for Cliff Lee because I want to have a farm system for the next 6 years.
I'd do it
I think you can replace Beavan and Beltre with the two picks.
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 8, 2010 12:10 AM CDT up reply actions
thats too much...
3 of our top 6 guys in the minors right now.
"Diving stab by Andrus, gets up, throws.... GOT HIM!!! An unbelievable play! From short left field!"
-Eric Nadel on 5/17/10
by Jason Brynsvold on Jul 8, 2010 12:55 AM CDT up reply actions
No way
as i said in the other thread, i couldnt live with myself if those guys hit their potential…
Sorry, I'm really fucking stupid and should be ridiculed and mocked for said stupidity.
Also please don't trade for Cliff Lee because I want to have a farm system for the next 6 years.
Thornton in for Chicago.
This thing is done.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
98 from the left side
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
4 f'n errors by the White Sox
and somehow they are winning
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Dirk?
RTusk40 Sooooooo a 12 y/o girl just knocked on Marcus and I’s room, asked if baseball players were in the room and then asked for an autograph…lol
"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.
who is that?
One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....
by Brandon Worley on Jul 8, 2010 12:12 AM CDT up reply actions
Ryan Tatukso
Marcus= Marcus Lemon
"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.
by Kinslerhomer on Jul 8, 2010 12:13 AM CDT up reply actions
7-8-9 hitters slated to bat in the 9th for the Angels
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
I'd love Omar back in Texas
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
I'd love Omar back in Texas
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
He going to Golden State...
It’s all a smokescreen…
One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....
by Brandon Worley on Jul 8, 2010 12:15 AM CDT up reply actions
Come on
He’s signing with the Redhawks
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
I'm going to laugh...
When he stays in Cleveland.
Or his decision is leaked about an hour before the show.
One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....
by Brandon Worley on Jul 8, 2010 12:18 AM CDT up reply actions
my prediction
He’s always said he would put Cleveland on the map, he’s holding the ESPN special to rep them for a night. I just don’t see how LeBron could crush that city, which would happen if he left.
by rangersfan32 on Jul 8, 2010 12:19 AM CDT up reply actions
What's the score?
One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....
by Brandon Worley on Jul 8, 2010 12:18 AM CDT up reply actions
Biggest division lead...
of the year right now.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 8, 2010 12:19 AM CDT reply actions
if somehow we end up up 8.5 by the ASB would the Halos ever be sellers?
we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"
Was before the night as well, no?
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 8, 2010 12:23 AM CDT up reply actions
Nope...
This is the first time the Rangers have been at 5 1/2 up all year.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 8, 2010 12:34 AM CDT up reply actions
But it was the largest in the majors.
I’m pretty sure. Everyone else is close.
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
Iannetta again, sheesh
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
The Rangers 'pen is just lights out...
Feliz, Fx2, O’Day, Oliver, and Ogando.
Is there a better group of 5 pitchers in any ’pen in baseball? Maybe the ChiSox?
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
The Padres
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
But money!
And velocity!
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 8, 2010 12:26 AM CDT up reply actions
link or it didn't happen
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
Padres top 3
Bell-Adams-Greggerson have done better than our best 3.
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 8, 2010 12:26 AM CDT up reply actions
they've been incredible
wade leblanc has put up amazing numbers as a long man/ spot starter in their ’pen
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
ESPN Dallas has a mound matchup preview for tomorrow
and it says we are facing Jake Westbrook of the Orioles. Could they be any more clueless?
"Diving stab by Andrus, gets up, throws.... GOT HIM!!! An unbelievable play! From short left field!"
-Eric Nadel on 5/17/10

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