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by Adam J. Morris on Jul 8, 2010 1:30 PM CDT
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Highlander...
There can be only one...
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Blue Steel!!!
"Support the Dutch Oven"
by RangerFloppy on Jul 8, 2010 1:32 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
This is exactly what I was going to post.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When I saw the pic on the main page, I googled Zoolander just so I could make sure my reference was correct. Well done, sir.
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
I bet he's hairless
down there
"...he’s subliterate and needs to have a cork on his fork to keep from hurting himself when he eats" - AJM on Ron Washington
by Anonymous New Guy on Jul 8, 2010 1:44 PM CDT reply actions
i hope.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jul 8, 2010 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Brazilian. no doubt...
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
He looks like a sad Jim Jay Bullock to me.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Jul 8, 2010 1:48 PM CDT reply actions
this portrait is titled
The Austerity of the Marriage Smasher
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
I call it...
“Adam J. Morris… in a tar pit”
by cmkelly29 on Jul 8, 2010 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Ha. I've seen this one many times......
But now I’ll never see it the same way again.
"Don't confuse the outcome that a decision produces with the intelligence that went into making that decision."--Tony LaRussa
I'm honestly dying right now ha
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
You never see the mirrored tar pits these days
"Hell's frozen over, Pigs are flying! The Saints have won the Super Bowl"
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There was one on Star Trek: Next Generation
I think that’s what killed Tasha Yar. Or maybe it was just the fact that particular episode sucked so badly.
Tasha Yar = yummy..
Well, before the tar ate up her ass….
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
the very fact that you know a name "Tasha Yar" from Star Trek
tells me we lived very different lives growing up. Not that I’m judging…
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Jul 8, 2010 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions
They had to kill her off because she wanted to do bigger things
Though it really was a “meaningless” death. But I guess they fixed that with later episodes. Yea, seen way too much TNG
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Did she do bigger things?
I don’t think I recalled seeing her after that.
"Look, we're basically on earth to shit and fuck. So unless your job's to help people shit or fuck, it's not that important, so relax."-https://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
haha
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Jul 8, 2010 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions
If he were on the opposition in a divorce proceeding against me
I’d give my ex everything she wanted just to get out of the room as quickly as possible. LOOK AT THAT STARE! It’s the stare I used to catch from my dad whenever I’d punch my sister in the back of the head.
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Jul 8, 2010 3:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Hmmm.....
I’ve seen this before
Davies is either trying out for the new season of Real World, or (bringing up a Simpson’s episode) “We work hard, we play hard…” “Hot Stuff Coming Through!”
Matt (Denver, CO): Congratulations, I heard you won a gold glove!
Klaw (1:18 PM) : Thanks, I had a great year at the plate!
I think Jason Heyward is ready to be promoted to the AL. He’s mastered the NL - Matthew Carruth
I'm up to 10 votes for MY
Anyone vote an absurdly large amount?
"Hell's frozen over, Pigs are flying! The Saints have won the Super Bowl"
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I voted 30 times before hemade those 2 errors the other night
then I stopped.
by death of the cool on Jul 8, 2010 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions
BTW Just saw this
http://www.brookshires.com/brookshire_cnt/TexasRangersTicketVoucherGiveaway.html
Not sure what items you have to buy but seems like a good deal.
"Hell's frozen over, Pigs are flying! The Saints have won the Super Bowl"
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Is 350 considered absurd?
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
absolutely.
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
I'm up to around 50 now
I’ll be happy if he finishes second. Beating Red Sox and Yankee nation maybe asking too much
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I wonder how many
MikeE-bot has gotten up to
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Jul 8, 2010 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions
80-100
lost count
Why do some people think aquariums are cruel? The fish love it there! They told me. They said, "Truthfully Rich, it's fuckin awesome. There's no predators. No nets, no pollution. It's like the ocean without all the bullshit." -Richard Jeni
I'll allow it
Only cause it helps us
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That trade still stings
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
I'm oves
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Jul 8, 2010 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions
this prety much...
guarantees he loses the no-no and the game.
by death of the cool on Jul 8, 2010 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm not superstitious, but I don't believe I would have posted this.
Godwin's Law Version 2.0 (Rangers Edition)
"As a Ranger discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Danks, Volquez, or Young approaches one."
perfection is gone
but he did a great job of getting out of that 7th inning jam
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
7 minutes later and he got a hit, fucking imagine that.
I like your sig though, I love him more.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Jul 8, 2010 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions
I think when this is all over (court proceedings) Chuck and the LSB gang
should all get together for a beverage
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Jul 8, 2010 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions
I'll post something on his wall about it.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Jul 8, 2010 3:16 PM CDT up reply actions
superstition
Agreed that circumstance seems to say that I jinxed it, however, I’m not really worried about it. Never would have posted it if that was B-Mac on the mound though. Not that he could make it through 1 inning without exploding.
I <3 Chuck Greenberg
i am not worried about that trade anymore
it sucked….its way over with
by death of the cool on Jul 8, 2010 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions
He's not cross-eyed enough to be Highlander
"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.
Then he grounded out weakly to second.
wasn't Highlander
voted the best movie ever made?
by death of the cool on Jul 8, 2010 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions
No it was The non-Tom Hick Texas Rangers
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
Putz, Thronton please.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Jul 8, 2010 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions
you send Danks back out for the 8th
if a guy gets on, you take him out.
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
6.5 game lead, please...
Baseball, it is said, is only a game. True. And the Grand Canyon is only a hole in Arizona. Not all holes, or games, are created equal. George Will
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jul 8, 2010 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Both pitchers are being very efficient today
low 80’s pitch count for both after 7 innings
Godwin's Law Version 2.0 (Rangers Edition)
"As a Ranger discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Danks, Volquez, or Young approaches one."
oh, dint know Danks only had 80'ish.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Jul 8, 2010 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions
do they throw Danks out there for the 9th
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Magic 8 Ball Sez
“Ask Again Later”
Wait, what the f…?
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
2 OUTS!
"Hell's frozen over, Pigs are flying! The Saints have won the Super Bowl"
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6 games up!!
Go Rangers!
Thank you White Sox
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
YEAH!!!
Baseball, it is said, is only a game. True. And the Grand Canyon is only a hole in Arizona. Not all holes, or games, are created equal. George Will
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jul 8, 2010 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions
they are terrible broadcasters
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
BALLGAME!
6 UP!
"Hell's frozen over, Pigs are flying! The Saints have won the Super Bowl"
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8 in the loss column
Giddy Up!
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
Take care of business tonight Rangers!
This is awesome
"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." - Chuck Morgan
All part of JD's master plan
Scatter our spare starters around the league to torment the Angels.
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
Say it with me, Adam.
Clutter…is…no…good. Clutter is bad.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"A win is a win. Kinda like banging a hogger on Spring Break. You’re glad hardly anybody saw you do it but at the end of the day you got laid."-- Josey Wales
he ain't havin' a good year (Albert)
I mean, it’s “good” but not “Pujols good”
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Jul 8, 2010 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Kyle Davis in that photo
is looking at Tanner Scheppers and considering his enormous man-love for the Mission Viejo Kid
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
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