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by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 8, 2010 10:23 PM CDT
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After that little display
We really don’t deserve Cliff Lee.
I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw
Fuck that shit
We deserve whoever we can get our hands on. We’ve been following this team for years with 1 playoff win to show for it.
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 8, 2010 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions
If you are over 21, and not an Emo cutter
Then you have every right to respond as you did.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
x
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 8, 2010 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Yup I'm going to be 22 in September, I'm tired of this halfass shit
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
You haven't gone to boot camp yet?
Or did you not make it? Failed the emotional test huh?
And to think I actually defended you the other night, but your bit is tired.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
by TxStCa on Jul 8, 2010 10:36 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Oh geez.
I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw
You can't keep posting shit...
like you did above, and wonder why people reply to you like this.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
I don't see what's wrong with it
Perhaps I should’ve said “this team” instead of “we” but fuck…
I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw
In your defense
a lot of us do suck quite a bit.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
Not as much as Giants fans though
hahaha, oh the Giants, they’re like the 2010 Mariners in perpetual cycle.
Hahahaha Angel Villanola. hahahaha
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
You haven't even hit Aaron Rowand yet
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 8, 2010 11:30 PM CDT up reply actions
If I took time to list
all the ways that the Giants suck, we’d be here until first pitch tomorrow.
I’m just listing the most hilarious ones, like Angel Villanola
Look at this guy, how did you not know he was gonna suck?
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
Yeah
apparently he shot a guy in the Dominican, which is expected, because he totally has a “I am going to shoot a guy” face. and body. Hahahahahah Angel Villanola. One of the best prospect busts ever.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
I believe the word you're looking for is "Didn't he rob some guy?"
2.1 million signing bonus for that???
Nice work Sabean.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
No he literally shot a guy
and killed him
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
I think
he’s actually the Heat’s 15th man for next year. LeBron James’ mother told them to sign him.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
Apparently, she likes it rough
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 8, 2010 11:41 PM CDT up reply actions
To steal a joke from Twitter
I wonder how he reacted when he called her to tell her of his decision and Delonte West picked up.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
Uqueth Urbina likes the cut of his jib.
And offers to improve on it a tad with his machete.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
By the way LSJ
this is you if you were ever a baseball player, don’t tell me otherwise.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
I ain't that big man
I’m like Brandon McCarthy, minus about 6 or 7 inches.
And just like McCarthy, I could never get my pitching mechanics figured out, either.
I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw
That is your face
I don’t care, you need to get fatter then. Because you need to be the white Angel Villanola.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
I think I'm closer to Kyle Davies face actually.
But there definitely is the potential there for me to shoot some poor fucker.
I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw
/lack of stones
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Yeah
it’s much more reasonable for me to expect that you’ll get fat Jon.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
I dunno
I’m disconnected enough emotionally I’m pretty sure killing wouldn’t be much of a problem for me, especially if I could justify it.
But who knows though. Big difference between estimating it and doing it.
I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw
hahahah
and you want to claim that you’re not emo?
Seriously dude, if your life had a face, I’d punch it.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
Emos are usually all sad and depressed and shit
That’s really not me. I’m more like a real-life John Becker.
I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw
You wish
(I don’t know who John Becker is, but I know if you name him, you’re probably not very like him).
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
It's an old Ted Danson show.
I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw
Who the fuck
aspires to be Ted Danson?
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
We were about to have...
…a climactic scene of Fight Club moment.
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 9, 2010 12:03 AM CDT up reply actions
yeah
when they figured out they were Ted Danson… gotta admit, I didn’t see that coming.
by elvis1isking on Jul 9, 2010 12:05 AM CDT up reply actions
Sam Malone was a fucking pimp.
You shut your mouth dude.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Sam Malone got cock teased for
like 10 years.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
It was Kirsti Fucking Alley.
I’d say he dodged a bullet.
Although Diane wasn’t that bad.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Shelley Long
that has to be one of the most sneakily attractive people ever.
I saw an old movie the other day and I was shocked at how hot she was back in the day.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
Shelley Long, that was it.
I couldn’t think of her name to save my life.
Yes, she was a looker. Slender, spunky, certainly a solid 7
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Night Shift
that was the movie, netflicks it
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
A Ron Howard flick. Interesting.
I don’t think I’ve seen it.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Perfect example of sneakily hot Shelley Long
it’s a decent movie too, if you ever want to waste a couple of hours.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
I've only heard one other person espouse the virtues of "Becker"
And that was Butters, on South Park.
From now on, I shall call you lonestarButters
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 9, 2010 12:08 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
And everytime I read one of your posts...
…I will read it while imagining it being said with the Butters voice.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 9, 2010 12:10 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Yeah
this has to be the greatest post thread of the night
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
You seriously couldn't've gotten this more wrong.
If this was a marriage, then congrats, you just kept it together.
Now how are my son and your fake-named daughter gonna eat?
The 40 trumps all!
"WHY IS LIAM POPPINS STICKING. IT'S AN ABSURDLY BAD NICKNAME"
-LiamP(oppins)
by thedirkatron on Jul 9, 2010 12:28 AM CDT up reply actions
GhettoBear came up with a pretty good nickname for him the other night if you missed it.
Eeyore.
Pitching coach Mike Maddux on Darren Oliver’s 0.00 ERA this spring:
"Economical work. He ain’t getting paid by the hour."
I'm still thinking about creating a new account under that name, and dumping this one
This is a lame username anyway.
It’s actually a play on my email, which I used to post under over at TR Sullivan’s blog, as well as a lame nickname people used to occasionaly use for me when I’d talk Rangers.
I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw
No.
The 40 trumps all!
"WHY IS LIAM POPPINS STICKING. IT'S AN ABSURDLY BAD NICKNAME"
-LiamP(oppins)
by thedirkatron on Jul 9, 2010 12:28 AM CDT up reply actions
Butters fucking hated Becker, you fucking stupid AJM.
The 40 trumps all!
"WHY IS LIAM POPPINS STICKING. IT'S AN ABSURDLY BAD NICKNAME"
-LiamP(oppins)
by thedirkatron on Jul 9, 2010 12:27 AM CDT up reply actions
I like you.
The 40 trumps all!
"WHY IS LIAM POPPINS STICKING. IT'S AN ABSURDLY BAD NICKNAME"
-LiamP(oppins)
by thedirkatron on Jul 9, 2010 12:29 AM CDT up reply actions
Yes, but Future Butters wasn't really Butters, plus that's not what AJM said, he said the wrong thing, cause he's wrong and he's always been wrong and he will always be wrong.
I like him, though.
The 40 trumps all!
"WHY IS LIAM POPPINS STICKING. IT'S AN ABSURDLY BAD NICKNAME"
-LiamP(oppins)
by thedirkatron on Jul 9, 2010 12:40 AM CDT up reply actions
What a toad.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
One loss...
means the Rangers don’t deserve a good pitcher? Come on LSJ.
I know it was a bad loss, but it’s a long season. Every team is going to have a handful of those every year. Shit happens.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
I think the problem is
People are taking what I say a bit too seriously.
For tonight, shit yeah they don’t deserve Cliff Lee. That’s all i really meant though. For this night.
I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw
Perhaps I am too then, I apologize.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Eh, I suppose I should know better by now.
I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw
Other than Josh, Face & Hunter
What a pathetic showing. You dont lose games like that to a team like Baltimore.
by Linedrive222 on Jul 8, 2010 11:18 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Much better game than Face, actually
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
I'd be more than happy with him repeating what he's doing this year.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
MVP>AllStar
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 8, 2010 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions
I can't expect him to maintain the .415 obp though..
If he relapses to a ~.380 obp from here on out I’m going to need some slugging points back.
We get Molina...
And Joaquin Arias because Wash is going to drive them home.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 8, 2010 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Lost to Baltimore after leading for seven innings.
Only the fourth such game Baltimore has won this entire season.
First on the road.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
Is that like STELLLAAAAAAAAAAA
or more like EMILIOOOOOOOOOO
?
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 8, 2010 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions
he couldn't read his line
CAAAAARDDDDDDDDDDD!
"My expectations today are that we're going to be extremely competitive and if we don't win our division, I'll be disappointed." Nolan Ryan
I hope Kinslerhomer joins us in the post game thread...
because I swear he wants to get himself banned.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 8, 2010 10:26 PM CDT reply actions
Eh, we need the bot for twitter updates
Penalty Box?
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 8, 2010 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions
We'd survive without...
twitter updates like we survived before Twitter.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 8, 2010 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions
But then how would I get my latest Bankruptcy Failure Reports?
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 8, 2010 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Read about it...
in a newspaper.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 8, 2010 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Heh
I’d really rather not. Sarcasm font malfunctioning again apparently…
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 8, 2010 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions
he called for a 123 bottom of the 9th
and then reveled in their failure. stupid meanie…
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
Well...
in his defense I wasn’t really feeling it in the 9th either. Even with Kinsler/Vlad/Hamilton coming up.
This just had the feel of one of those games that wasn’t coming back. After that 8th inning and the missed opportunities earlier, I wasn’t expecting a come back either.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
He pulled a Horns130
:)
Sorry, I'm really fucking stupid and should be ridiculed and mocked for said stupidity.
Also please don't trade for Cliff Lee because I want to have a farm system for the next 6 years.
D'aw...
Not really. You were just pulling a Kinslerhomer. It’s been like this from him for years now.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 9, 2010 12:28 AM CDT up reply actions
I suppose
I just dont remember him being that bad previously
Sorry, I'm really fucking stupid and should be ridiculed and mocked for said stupidity.
Also please don't trade for Cliff Lee because I want to have a farm system for the next 6 years.
He used to be a pretty cool links guy
that never really shared opinions otherwise
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
I actually used to wonder if he was a sophisticated RSS feed reading program
I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw
by LSJ on Jul 9, 2010 1:01 AM CDT up reply actions
Perhaps he is...
and was reprogrammed by an Angels fan.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 9, 2010 1:04 AM CDT up reply actions
That'd require
the Angels fan to consort with computers, and that’s the first step to the darkside.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
That'd require
the Angels fan to consort with computers, and that’s the first step to the darkside.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
I think we need a new thread
I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw
by LSJ on Jul 9, 2010 1:05 AM CDT up reply actions
Same guy that made the Mike E bot.
That is constantly terrorizing us.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
He spends his time in the game day threads...
predicting the Rangers will fail and then enjoying when they do night in and night out.
I’m annoyed with it.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 8, 2010 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions
It's a win win for him.
If what he claims happens, he can bask in being right. If he’s wrong, the Rangers win/do something awesome and he gets that.
Clever girl…
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
"Fuck you, Elvis."
“Here comes a strike out.”
“Ian Kinsler sucks.”
“We’re going to lose.”
Etc. Etc. Every night. That’s his only contribution. Until like the 5th inning when the Rangers are winning, then we don’t hear from him for the rest of the night. Unless the Rangers look like they’re going to give up the lead and he comes back to be predict the Rangers will give up the lead or Nelson Cruz will strike out every at bat for the rest of the season . And then when the Rangers win, we don’t hear from him again until the next game when if the Rangers aren’t leading 27-0 after the first inning, they are the worst team ever formed.
It’s ridiculous.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 9, 2010 12:02 AM CDT up reply actions
Yes
That’s my favorite thing, when I’m at the game and something bad happens. I go to check out Twitter to see what is going on (if there was an explanation for something I missed, etc) and I get:
“Fuck this team”
Yeah, no thanks.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Honestly
I’ve always wondered why I take so much shit for my supposed “bit” when he’s actually a lot worse than me in that sense per capita.
That’s not really a potshot at him, I’m just saying.
I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw
Yeah
you stay around and allow us to rib you.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
Well...
Like Firebat says, you at least stick around.
You’re better.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 9, 2010 12:24 AM CDT up reply actions
I don't see why you get so much shit either.
Well, the LOL penis worship makes me want to hold you down and squeeze the life out of you in front of your fucking parents, but I don’t see why being a natural pessimist is such a bad thing.
You’re willing to be learn, open to doing considerings on conflicting points of view, and willing to admit it when you’re wrong… if we were all like that this place would be nothing but penis and pears, imo.
But, seriously… FUCK YOU FOR THE LOL SHIT YOU FUCKTARDIAN FUCK-VAGINA I HATE YOU SO MUCH FOR THAT
The 40 trumps all!
"WHY IS LIAM POPPINS STICKING. IT'S AN ABSURDLY BAD NICKNAME"
-LiamP(oppins)
by thedirkatron on Jul 9, 2010 12:33 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Wow...
this is why I don’t often visit the GDT’s.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
They're okay sometimes... but most of the time I prefer to relax and enjoy the game in a vacuum and then come on here and discuss it after.
The 40 trumps all!
"WHY IS LIAM POPPINS STICKING. IT'S AN ABSURDLY BAD NICKNAME"
-LiamP(oppins)
by thedirkatron on Jul 9, 2010 12:34 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah...
I don’t like posting in the middle of a game either.
I just want to sit back, try and relax, curse at the TV, tell my daughter not to repeat what daddy just said, ignore my wife, and enjoy the game.
Ya know?
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
by slc ranger on Jul 9, 2010 12:45 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
indeed.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Quite right, old chap.
/L-Pop
The 40 trumps all!
"WHY IS LIAM POPPINS STICKING. IT'S AN ABSURDLY BAD NICKNAME"
-LiamP(oppins)
by thedirkatron on Jul 9, 2010 7:28 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Bangers and Mash.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Scurvy.
The 40 trumps all!
"WHY IS LIAM POPPINS STICKING. IT'S AN ABSURDLY BAD NICKNAME"
-LiamP(oppins)
I finally had to unfollow him on Twitter.
I just couldn’t take the negativity any more.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
That sucked a lot.
But I’m not pissed. The bullpen can’t be on all the time. This was one of those shitty games, but at the end of the day we’re still up 5.5 on the Angels. Three more games against Baltimore should stay between 5.5 and 6.5 games up.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
I'm not too pissed either.
This bullpen is not going to do that much.
But Molina does not look like a good return on investment. What the shit has he done?
I guess you didn't see that short hop grab and tag at home, did you?
I would say that easily helped save a run or two.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
So five games huh?
No, YOU’RE right, I’m sorry, bad trade.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
I suppose it is unfair to expect an immediete return,
but I guess I am already biased against it because I didn’t think the trade was necessary. I thought the Rangers were getting along fine with what they had at catcher already.
The trade was good from the standpoint that MaxRam needs more work in the minors...
and there is no catching depth right now
but
Molina should be relegated to a backup role
"Hamilton, it's chalk, not coke, you don't have get tripped up by it"- kevinkinsler Jun 1, 2010
It was a rare game where the bullpen sucked
But the offense should have scored way more than 4 runs & not put the bullpen i that kind of spot againt a team like Baltimore
by Linedrive222 on Jul 8, 2010 11:23 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I am getting worried
about the pen again, Frankie has pretty much been in 1/2 our games this year
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
Ogando's fresh arm helps
But this thing’s probably going to need a Scheppers by next month.
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 8, 2010 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Can't wait.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
Strop looked pleasant out there as well.
I wouldn’t mind seeing a little more of Frankie’s PT going to him. The team is really going to need a non-exhausted FX2 in Sept.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
His delivery weirds me out
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 8, 2010 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions
he also works pretty damn slowly
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
Strop
really commands his split/change thing well.
He’s a lot like Frankie, I like him.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
Does Frankie need to be moved before July 31st?
If not will they get any compensation picks for him?
by Linedrive222 on Jul 8, 2010 11:25 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
No
that’s dumb.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
A compensation pick would be better than what they could get in a trade probably
I have not trusted Frankie much. But they can find a role for him
by Linedrive222 on Jul 8, 2010 11:39 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Why would you do typings on something this dumb?
The 40 trumps all!
"WHY IS LIAM POPPINS STICKING. IT'S AN ABSURDLY BAD NICKNAME"
-LiamP(oppins)
by thedirkatron on Jul 8, 2010 11:41 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
you are just dumb
"Diving stab by Andrus, gets up, throws.... GOT HIM!!! An unbelievable play! From short left field!"
-Eric Nadel on 5/17/10
by Jason Brynsvold on Jul 8, 2010 11:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Your Sense/Words ratio
Not good
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 8, 2010 11:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Thanks Yodabear.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
by Aqua on Jul 8, 2010 11:43 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Be less reactionary
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 8, 2010 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Have you posted one sane thing on this board yet?
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
by slc ranger on Jul 8, 2010 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Have you?
What point have you made other than try to tear other people down? All I did was ask a question if there would be a compensation pick.
by Linedrive222 on Jul 8, 2010 11:42 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
He made the point
that you’re really stupid, and that’s a pretty good point.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
you suggested frank francsico has been bad this year
that is false
"Diving stab by Andrus, gets up, throws.... GOT HIM!!! An unbelievable play! From short left field!"
-Eric Nadel on 5/17/10
by Jason Brynsvold on Jul 8, 2010 11:44 PM CDT up reply actions
No, I said I didnt trust FF
I asked if he needed to be traded or if he was at least a type B free agent. If he would not bring back at least a comp pick then yes I do think that he should be traded & bring up Scheppers. Some of you guys just like to be assholes & not even carr on a conversation about this team. I dont understand what you get out of ripping apart every question.
by Linedrive222 on Jul 8, 2010 11:50 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
why don't you trust him?
he has been the 2nd best reliever in the AL this season according to Fangraphs WAR.
"Diving stab by Andrus, gets up, throws.... GOT HIM!!! An unbelievable play! From short left field!"
-Eric Nadel on 5/17/10
by Jason Brynsvold on Jul 9, 2010 12:02 AM CDT up reply actions
If you don't trust Frank Francisco. . .
. . . than you trust Matt Thornton, Jonathan Broxton, Mariano Rivera and probably no one else.
Thorntons >>>> Griffins.
Just sayin’ is all.
The 40 trumps all!
"WHY IS LIAM POPPINS STICKING. IT'S AN ABSURDLY BAD NICKNAME"
-LiamP(oppins)
by thedirkatron on Jul 9, 2010 12:34 AM CDT up reply actions
Heh...
I’m one of the nicer posters here, I thought what I asked was a pretty good question.
And you see you didn’t just ask about comp picks. You suggested that Fx2 needed to be traded after one bad game. That’s not a very smart thing to say.
I’m not seeing anything that you’ve posted that makes any sense. Sorry.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
slc ranger
let me ask you a question. Who cares about tonight. If FF dosent bring back comp picks should they keep him & trust him to help them make the playoffs or tade him & get something for him & bring up Scheppers? I did not know if he would be a Type B free agent or not. Please answer this question & also tell me what does not make sense so thaty I can try to word things the way that people on here can understand. Yes I would say that you are one of the few nice people on here.
by Linedrive222 on Jul 8, 2010 11:59 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
hey slc ranger
he’s asking you a question. I don’t know what that question is, but apparently it’s in there somewhere. Good luck finding it
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
I have some great horror stories for you
if you ever want to exchange horror stories.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
Diabetic patients
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 9, 2010 12:04 AM CDT up reply actions
Oh no
I meant Docs behaving badly.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
Yeah
They bring it out of them.
I’ve seen them literally yelling at them…or my favorite, the wife/doctor tag-team on the unsuspecting husband.
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 9, 2010 12:18 AM CDT up reply actions
non compliant patients are tough
but it happens
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
I always heard them referred to as
non-compliant, is it different regionally?
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
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I don't think so.
Maybe a public health thing; “adherence” is preferred to “compliance,” especially internationally. I believe Paul Farmer had something to do with/say about it.
Interesting
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
Never really thought about it
But I suppose compliant has rather poor connotations. I still need to read Farmer’s book.
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 9, 2010 12:32 AM CDT up reply actions
I'd start with "AIDS and Accusations,"
read more quickly through “Infections and Inequalities,” and avoid any alliteratively-titled follow-ups.
He was so much better when he was actually being an anthropologist.
Yeah, I think it was a passive/aggressive
just stop
the Rangers aren’t trading FF nor should they.
And he’s a Type A I believe, not that that matters in the least right now.
by elvis1isking on Jul 9, 2010 12:02 AM CDT up reply actions
I had no idea he would be a type A
that totally answered my question. Thank you
by Linedrive222 on Jul 9, 2010 12:07 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Frank's experience would be nice for a playoff run.
While he does seem to blow up in certain innings, that’s only a mirage because his bad outtings stick out so much more than his many many more great outtings.
He is going to be needed for a playoff push. You can never have too much good pitching and, despite what the eyes say, Frank is good.
I trust Frank a 100 times more than Schepp. Schepp a good ceiling and should be a great pitcher, but he’ll have his bumps coming up. Everyone not named Ogando or Feliz usually does.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Good assesment
I totally respect & understand you opinion. Im sure your right about Scheppers.
by Linedrive222 on Jul 9, 2010 12:09 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Here's a thought
Keep him, and bring up Scheppers.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 9, 2010 12:09 AM CDT up reply actions
He's pretty obviously
the odd man out of this staff.
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The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
I do hate those Asians
me and Too Legit to Quit
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If Mathis goes down for Scheppers
who goes down when Harrison comes up Saturday?
by Linedrive222 on Jul 9, 2010 12:19 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Here ya go, fill in the blanks.
Jo_quin _ri_s.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
by AceJC on Jul 9, 2010 12:17 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Can I buy an "E"?
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
A!
What do I win?
Pitching coach Mike Maddux on Darren Oliver’s 0.00 ERA this spring:
"Economical work. He ain’t getting paid by the hour."
Joaquin Arias!
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
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BOOO!!
I forfeit.
Pitching coach Mike Maddux on Darren Oliver’s 0.00 ERA this spring:
"Economical work. He ain’t getting paid by the hour."
But you get to play the bonus round...
Where you could get Cliff Lee, Roy Oswalt, or Jon Garland…
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
I'd like to buy a vowel.
Pitching coach Mike Maddux on Darren Oliver’s 0.00 ERA this spring:
"Economical work. He ain’t getting paid by the hour."
You don't trade...
a key piece of your ‘pen, and a guy that can close if you need him to (remember the closer is a rookie and hasn’t pitched out of the ’pen for very long) when you are in a pennant race.
And yes, Fx2 will be at least a type B and more than likely a type A FA.
There’s still room for Scheppers on this team without dealing Frankie.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Frankie
is pretty much guaranteed Type A unless he implodes at this point
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
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Yeah...
and I don’t think he will.
But bad Fx2 is still in the back of my mind though. That two week stretch or so he had earlier this year scared me a little.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
I don't think
he’s ever going to be that guy who comes in and picks up the auto one two three, just not good enough command for that.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
Bengie Molina is awful
His offensive asset was that he had enough pop to drive in some runs to counter his inability to get on base or run them well enough to score.
Now hes a singles hitter who takes 3 hits behind him to get him around.
Oh and his defense looks ot have fallen off.
Oh and Nelly and Smoak need to snap out of their slumps against bad pitching its disgusting.
This game sucked. It would be a lot easier to shrug off if the schedule naysayers didn’t have somewhat of a point, we do need to be running away with it right now. Good thing the Angels arn’t actually too great.
by DShep on Jul 8, 2010 10:27 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
I cant believe that Josh was on 3rd with 1 out
& between Nellie & Smoak the ball didnt even get over the infields head
by Linedrive222 on Jul 8, 2010 11:27 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I wasn't especially surprised at this point
Just highly irritated.
Hopefully at least for Nelly its just a typical slump that should end shortly..
Sweet, good game
we fought hard, never quit on the field or assumed it was over. Then the bullpen came in and shut them down by making sure not to make silly mistakes like walks and shit. And then Wash topped it off by making all the right moves when necessary.
Just an awesome job….oh fuck me, thats the fucking opposite of what happened…well then, that shit fucking sucked
Sorry, I'm really fucking stupid and should be ridiculed and mocked for said stupidity.
Also please don't trade for Cliff Lee because I want to have a farm system for the next 6 years.
It's my fault
Anytime I come into the GDT they go to shit. I went in to see the reaction to the decision. I blame you all for not having a thread dedicated at the time!
Hey, Molina batting in the ninth was a great call, wasn't it?
We don’t carry two catchers or anything, which would allow him to be replaced with a pinch hitter.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
by Aqua on Jul 8, 2010 10:27 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
I wonder if Wash forgot to warm up Murphy
I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw
by LSJ on Jul 8, 2010 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
I blame
FF, Washington, Elvis and Bengie.
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
The next time someone claims 'They play hard for Wash'
point that person at tonight’s game.
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chain saw?
Fuck that
This was on Hunter (not an Ace!) throwing shitty pitches and Elvis fucking up. Really, I was upset when Andrus didn’t go to the mound as Ogando or FF was being pulled. Man up, that shit was your fucking fault.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Heh.
Elvis has been around. He does the shaving cream in the face, he can nut up and give an “I fucked up, sorry Frank.” as FX2 is being yanked.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
I am still curious
as to why Frankie was used 3 days in a row.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
He's a rock. He's salty and a vet. It's what he does. blah blah blah.
I really would have liked to have seen Ogando or Strop in there. Stupid Wash and his “roles”
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
I heard someone write about Maddux either having more control, or less control.
I don’t remember which one it was.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Much more, puppy face
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Yeah pretty much
I think Scheppers and Strop can be a big help to the pen.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
Maddux.
It’s Maddux’s fault.
I really have gotten to where I don’t like him much more than I liked Connor.
I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw
That's absurd
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
He would be much more tolerable
If he wasn’t in charge of the pitching moves.
The “roles” and “finishing your innings” BS is way out of hand. Plus having him oversee the pitching moves seems to have lead to some miscommunication, like when they forgot to warm Feliz up.
It really is a terrible situation when you apparently don’t trust your manager enough to let him run the bullpen, and your pitching coach is doing a shitty job of doing it for him.
I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw
Your explanation
doesn’t make your claim any less absurd
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
Well, I didn't say he was as bad as Connor
I just don’t like him any more than I liked Connor.
It’s probably a proximity thing, since I haven’t seen nor heard of Connor in a couple years.
I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw
You really don't recognize
how stupid what you just said is. Maddux pretty much comes up with the whole pitching game plan, and he’s also had some pretty good success teaching pitches (like with Hunter) and adjusting to increase effectiveness (like with O’Day).
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
"You really don't recognize how stupid what you just said is."
A little humility from the guy who wrote that sentence, please.
Wouldn't hold your breath on that one...
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 8, 2010 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Hey no comments from the Peanut Gallery
on this one
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
Humility is stupid
especially when I’m right all the time
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
3rd year should be fun for you
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 8, 2010 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions
That's residency
if we haven’t shut this site down by then, then I’ll probably go on a Dirk-a-tron like tear at least once a month.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
Med
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
Are you a law student?
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
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Sweet
I knew something was off about you.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
actually...
there’s a lot of places in the world in desperate need of more doctors. just sayin..
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
Guess what continent needs...
..the most!
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 8, 2010 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Sister in law
Been their doing aid work for a year…decided to go to Cameroon for 4 more months instead of coming back.
It’s not the case of malaria that she got that would send me back…it’s that they don’t get any meat in their meals! No meat!
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 8, 2010 11:32 PM CDT up reply actions
It's probably a good thing there isn't any meat in the food.
Think about it…
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Very selfless & noble of her
Truly special.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Or just crazy...
…probably a little of both really.
We miss her though. =\
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 8, 2010 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions
It's not as bad now
Good painkillers plus a 3 day course of combo-therapy (Artesunate+Options) make for a not so bad time assuming you get it diagnosed before it gets really bad…and you have access to the meds.
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 8, 2010 11:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah
There’s the rub
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 8, 2010 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Well (from some internet knucklehead)
I do honestly admire those who give so much of themselves. I hope she comes back well and Sis & wifey can hang out :)
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Hey!
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 8, 2010 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions
You're useless apparently
way to make a good impression for the rest of us.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
It's the grad school thing
Too much relaxation, losing my edge.
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 8, 2010 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions
I need Skripts BITCH!
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Please
I’m not so socially mal-adjusted that I’d behave like this in real life.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
Man
Thought we had a burgeoning surgeon.
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 8, 2010 11:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Those guys are nuts
but so awesome
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
and yes
if I was a surgeon, I’d totally be throwing scalpels.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
I NEED THIS RIGHT NOW!
What, we’re just at the grocery store?
I DON’T CARE!!! I NEED THESE LIME WEDGES OR SOMEBODY MAY DIE!
OR DRINKS MAY BE UNLIMED! EITHER WAY! RIGHT NOW!
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 8, 2010 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions
The worst I'd seen
was an interventional cardiologist. Made a nurse cry DURING surgery. Because she didn’t hand him the scalpel quick enough. Didn’t apologize afterwards, even after his head nurse talked to him.
He wanted to chitchat with me about the field and his 10 day cruise he just got back from afterwards…my gast was too flabbered.
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 8, 2010 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions
those guys are tough
it’s always very tense, but it’s dead silent during heart surgeries.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
All doctors go off
it happens, all nurses go off sometime too, they just do it more privately.
People blow up in the OR all the time, but it’s all in house.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
How does he compare to a replacement, though?
I’m just not sure how many pitching coaches would manage in a stat-friendly way, so you’re better off at least getting a guy who works well with the pitchers.
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 8, 2010 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions
GET OFF MY LAWN!!!
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
Yeah, my point exactly
If he wants to be a leader, then he has to be a leader…not just in the shaving cream pie dept. Really, I am picking at nits after a crappy loss, but I really think he should have went to the mound, just to show support.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
i don't blame the pen or Tommy, this one was was on the poor offense
let’s face it, right now only Kinsler and Josh are hitting well, Mike, Elvis, Julio and Vlad are hitting a little, but the others are crap at the moment. Also certain guys in the Pen are being over used, Oliver and Frankie mainly. and of course the main failure is the Manager.
I think that when...
…you load the bases by hitting a guy on an 0-2 pitch, then bring in a run by hitting a guy on an 0-2 pitch, then walk in the go-ahead run, you deserve blame.
“You” meaning bullpen.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 9, 2010 12:02 AM CDT up reply actions
Linedrive222 calls B.S. on your theory
I played in college, dammit!
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Was he did guy that went college baseball experience on everyone?
I thought that was just a guy who flashed in and got banned.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
Fuck both of you Son of a Bitches
that was not me. You can both kiss my ass
by Linedrive222 on Jul 9, 2010 12:25 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
It has the feel of impotence
to it does it not, like LSJ fighting the crushing reality of life?
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
You think you are such a bad ass dont you
I think that you are really a little bitch who has a small dick & has to be an asshole to people to feel important.
by Linedrive222 on Jul 9, 2010 12:46 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
No, that's ab03.
Firebat is just… Firebat.
I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw
by LSJ on Jul 9, 2010 12:47 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
I like Firebat about 90% of the time.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
You love me all the time
don’t lie.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
I CAN'T HELP IT.
I’VE HAD SOME FB AND I ALWAYS WANT MORE!
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
He's a cool guy
Just so long as you stay out of his gunsights, which isn’t something I’ve always done.
I like to think we’re on better terms these days though.
I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw
Ha
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 9, 2010 12:47 AM CDT up reply actions
oh man
this might go nuclear on you Jon.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
Just to be clear
KIDDING
I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw
Do you think
this will stop it?
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
Probably not.
I don’t think ab’s around though.
I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw
Please just stop...
This is LSB. This is what we do. People aren’t insulting you personally because they want to be mean to you, they’re insulting your baseball opinions. If you are unhappy about this, become better informed or learn to back up your opinions better without playing the victim.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 9, 2010 12:50 AM CDT up reply actions
FirebatM3
you are a stupid ass. I hope you quit being an ass to people one day. I could care less what you think of me. Because if I ever meet you you wouldnt be the cocky ass you pretend to be.
by Linedrive222 on Jul 9, 2010 12:50 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
But how would I make friends?
HOW!!!
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
I dont care how you make friends
You act like youy are some kind of bad ass. I really liked reading what all the people on here thoughjt about the Rangers cause these are the real fans. But u try to act like a dick.
by Linedrive222 on Jul 9, 2010 1:03 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
KHAN!!!!
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
If you ever met him in person
He’s probably already got a finger inside you.
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 9, 2010 12:51 AM CDT up reply actions
I like this mental image.
Thank you.
Now excuse me while I go kill a fucking giant monster.
The 40 trumps all!
"WHY IS LIAM POPPINS STICKING. IT'S AN ABSURDLY BAD NICKNAME"
-LiamP(oppins)
by thedirkatron on Jul 9, 2010 12:53 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Or diagnosing you with Cancer
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
*QUEEFS*
The 40 trumps all!
"WHY IS LIAM POPPINS STICKING. IT'S AN ABSURDLY BAD NICKNAME"
-LiamP(oppins)
by thedirkatron on Jul 9, 2010 12:52 AM CDT up reply actions
That's an odd word
that I use a lot, but I have little idea what it means.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
Myth, imo.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
Definitely not a myth.
Pitching coach Mike Maddux on Darren Oliver’s 0.00 ERA this spring:
"Economical work. He ain’t getting paid by the hour."
Uh, I'm gonna go with fact here.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
by Lisa W on Jul 9, 2010 8:14 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
lol
The 40 trumps all!
"WHY IS LIAM POPPINS STICKING. IT'S AN ABSURDLY BAD NICKNAME"
-LiamP(oppins)
by thedirkatron on Jul 9, 2010 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions
Here you go
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnDPES_Ujaw&has_verified=1
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
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"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
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Friends of friends like the term...
Queef mist
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
Is that like a...
Sierra Mist Cranberry?
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 9, 2010 1:14 AM CDT up reply actions
Depends on the time of the month
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
OT: I officially gave up hope and cursed you/Robbie forever this afternoon... and now I check my e-mailings and both of you actually did e-mails @ me...
WTF?
I don’t know how to feel about this.
The 40 trumps all!
"WHY IS LIAM POPPINS STICKING. IT'S AN ABSURDLY BAD NICKNAME"
-LiamP(oppins)
Yeah man...
I emailed you forever ago and this evening.
I had given up on YOU. And that hurt.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 9, 2010 1:19 AM CDT up reply actions
What?
I…
nvm.
I don’t know what to day about that.
I still never heard from Robbie about hostings, so I don’t know.
I…
Yah.
Yay, I guess.
The 40 trumps all!
"WHY IS LIAM POPPINS STICKING. IT'S AN ABSURDLY BAD NICKNAME"
-LiamP(oppins)
Let me email you again...
I will lay down the law on this.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 9, 2010 1:22 AM CDT up reply actions
Emailings have been done on you...
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 9, 2010 1:28 AM CDT up reply actions
Fuckings on you
Gerunds are awesome.
I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw
by LSJ on Jul 9, 2010 1:31 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Laughings at this.
Pitching coach Mike Maddux on Darren Oliver’s 0.00 ERA this spring:
"Economical work. He ain’t getting paid by the hour."
Damnit, I walk away for 20 minutes and shit gets real.
That’s what I get.
Pitching coach Mike Maddux on Darren Oliver’s 0.00 ERA this spring:
"Economical work. He ain’t getting paid by the hour."
shit is still quite fake
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
Yeah, I just hit Z through what I missed.
False alarm.
Pitching coach Mike Maddux on Darren Oliver’s 0.00 ERA this spring:
"Economical work. He ain’t getting paid by the hour."
Not that this totally excuses Elvis
but it rained or drizzled all night long. It can’t have been that easy to field in that.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Yeah
bad conditions probably had something to do with everyone’s sudden lack of command too.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
Good thing Josh took a few pitches there in the 9th.
Err, wait.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
The problem with that play he made the error on as well...
was he totally tried to do the Michael Young backhand stab instead of getting in front of it.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 8, 2010 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions
I was typing this above and then saw you posted it.
I completly thought he could have just backet caught that, instead of backhanding it. I’m glad I’m not the only one who saw that.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
What's weird...
is he got in front of it, then maneuvered to backhand it as he waited out the last bounce. He would have been better off just picking it with his body in front of the ball. It was just a weird play.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 9, 2010 12:03 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, like he was trying to make the play look harder than it really was.
Showboating son of a…
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Yup...
right as he was making that play I was rolling my eyes and mumbled “come on Elvis, get in front of the damn ball.”
Oh well, nobody’s perfect, not even Elvis. =(
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
I didn't have that good a view of it
We went farther up under the upper deck awning to get out of the rain.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Yeah, I know
but my friend Cindy was scoring, and it kept raining on her scorebook, so when she went up under the awning I went with her. We left the boys out in the rain.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
T Ball, Firebat
Get Monster Hunter now. Nothing gets me over this shit like alcohol and destroying giant animals.
I just need some people to help me who are equally pissed.
Got it
my internet connection keep dropping off on my wii though, we’ll see how it goes.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
Oh, it does that.
Do you know how to change your router to channel 1 or 11? I did that (and had to figure out how), and haven’t had a problem since.
I'll try that
sometime tomorrow, I have to raid with my guild tonight.
(NERD)
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
The Guild
Seen it?
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 8, 2010 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions
No
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
It's funny
You can watch it on Netflix now.
I’m not a huge gamer, but my best man is and he made me watch them. He had to explain a few things to me, but even I found it funny. Also, the main character is…enjoyable.
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 8, 2010 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Might have to check it out
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
It's not even out of the wrapping yet
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
and yes
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
God, how do you still play WoW?
You don’t find it mind-numbingly repetitive by now?
I haven't played in awhile between
summer internship and med school. You kinda feel obligated to get back once inawhile though
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
x
You kinda feel obligated to get back once inawhile though
Speak for yourself brah.
meh
being a tank is easy, build aggro, hold, eat a sandwich
repeat
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
Depends on the sandwich
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
by FirebatM3 on Jul 8, 2010 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
x
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 8, 2010 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions
I played a while ago
Was heavily, heavily into PVP. I had a gladiator elemental shaman.
But I also didn’t have time for anything else. At all. So I sold my account for 600 bucks and moved on.
I still miss it, though.
http://oursaviorchuck.ytmnd.com/
Do you have to play it over the internet?
I haven’t had any connection problems but I’d probably prefer to just play it.
Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!
You got wifi?
That’s pretty much the only way to play it
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
It's got a hefty offline portion.
But it’s got a huge online portion. I mean, you don’t have to, but playing both gives you the most bang for your buck.
And playing with people is more fun.
I'm going to get that
but have to wait a bit, budget
Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!
I have a feeling there's going to be a rant about Molina on the debut show of LSB Radio.
Thank god for no censorship.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"A win is a win. Kinda like banging a hogger on Spring Break. You’re glad hardly anybody saw you do it but at the end of the day you got laid."-- Josey Wales
Make that two rants
And a paddle.
"Hey Sanka, you can pee now... uuummm, too late...."
This used to be links to my websites... But the man got in the way, shut them all down... Damn the man...
Rangers Game Streams ~ Password: LSB123
by FormerLSBUser on Jul 8, 2010 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions
game should have been
6-0, 7-0 in the 5th inning and essentially over. still, when was the last time the bullpen coughed up a game? still had a lot of base runners tonight. one of those fluke games that happens to every team several times a year.
Hey management!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Molina was not the answer, you idiots!!
Robots, please.
by b.pate on Jul 8, 2010 10:33 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Just one loss.
But easily the worst loss of the year. I almost hit my dog in the 8th inning.
by JDT217 on Jul 8, 2010 10:33 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I feel like a father after his teenage son has driven drunk.
Toxic mixture of fear, anger, and disappointment.
My, what an appropriate avatar you have
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 8, 2010 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions
It's like a picture of you
yelling at your computer.
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 8, 2010 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions
It's not real.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
I think
there were a couple of losses in April that were more worrisome and frustrating.
Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!
The Frankie vs. the Mariners game
was pretty bad.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
The Fernandez game? But I feel like that was a more limited display of awfulness.
Mainly just Francisco, wasn’t it?
Yeah I suppose
I know that felt more like a gut punch, this one was slow death
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
Thing is, the two of them have been really good this year.
Oliver, especially. So I can’t be quite as aggravated as I want.
Agreed.
I’ve got no complaints about how they’ve been performing. I don’t really have any complaints that are directed at any one individual player. Just seems like the whole team sort of quit on us tonight; and that’s unacceptable. Championship caliber teams aren’t so blase.
Yeah. I know I have no real reason to assume the lack of effort
after the 3rd came from a collective, “Sweet, it’s Baltimore, game over!” ~ but that’s definitely how it came off.
It was nice to see the ol' Operation Shutdown kick into gear.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
There's the rub
Get mad at the offense? They scored 4 runs and are dealing with some slumping players.
Get mad at the starting pitcher? He was solid enough, though maybe not what you hoped for.
Get mad at the coach? He had some boneheaded moves, but none of them were of significant enough consequence to really put him to the fire.
Get mad at the relievers? Yes, they were awful, but they have been so good lately that it’s hard to get too upset.
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 8, 2010 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions
This is definitely one where I'd go with "get frustrated at team."
For exactly the reasons you laid out here. This is a team that has enough performers so that, especially against a bad team like the O’s, you’d expect some guys to pick some other guys up on a night like tonight.
And tonight it seemed like almost everyone just laid out.
But even Hamilton didn't have a good PA against Simon.
Got to not swing at the first-pitch breaking ball against a closer who’s walking close to 6 per 9…
And yes, that's really damn picky of me.
Hamilton’s been a monster, and I would include him in “almost everyone.”
I don't mind the first pitch swing
as the tying run. If it hangs, we’re tied. Molina and slumping Cruz, Smoak behind him..
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
It's the pitch type as well as the pitch count
and the pitcher. Sorry, I think Hamilton has to have a better PA there.
Except Hamilton
The march continues…
…though somebody may have to go kidnap Miguel Cabrera…
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 8, 2010 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Seems like we haven't discussed the march very much for fear of the jinx.
Seems like avg. is going to be the hardest category to hold. I think he can catch up in RBIs and set the pace in HRs. Am I out of my mind?
You looked at his HR/FB by month lately?
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 8, 2010 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions
I refuse to call his HRs FBs
those things are freakin linedrives.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
He's got a pretty high career rate
if I remember correctly.
Not this high though.
Yeah, I don’t think it’s a fluke either…just so far above normal that it probably will regress.
Then again, having watched them live, OhHolyCrapHeHitsTheBallHard
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 8, 2010 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah.
I’ve been paying close attention for a while now, actually. Matches wound up writing a great piece, so I’m putting mine on hold, but I think it’s somewhat astonishing that more folks aren’t making a bigger deal out of what he’s doing. He’s basically one of the best 5-6 players in baseball right now.
Yup
The difference is that most of them peaked in May.
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 8, 2010 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Go from year to year
until 1 year before FA, his value will be down then and you can ask him to DH when he’s in his early-mid 30s.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
Summer @ RBiA
No
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 8, 2010 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Also
I contend the never-ending game on Monday was also worse.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
I thought we had an 84 win team in April.
So I guess my expectations are driving my current level of disappointment.
The game in Toronto where we had a 6 (?) run lead
and lost 16-10 was worse than this one.
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
Poor dog.
Pitching coach Mike Maddux on Darren Oliver’s 0.00 ERA this spring:
"Economical work. He ain’t getting paid by the hour."
The new futurama episodes
I don’t think any of them would be in the top 50% of overall futurama episodes yet. They need to step it up too.
The first one was really good...
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 8, 2010 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, past the first one they've been very Meh
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
Kinda like Warning Track 2010.
BOOM IN YOUR FUCKING FACE LIKE A FUCKING EXPLOSION-BOMB!!!
The 40 trumps all!
"WHY IS LIAM POPPINS STICKING. IT'S AN ABSURDLY BAD NICKNAME"
-LiamP(oppins)
I think you infected the rest of us with some kind of fantasy baseball virus
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
EIGHTY FUCKING POINTS I HATE YOU SO MUCH
I love you.
The 40 trumps all!
"WHY IS LIAM POPPINS STICKING. IT'S AN ABSURDLY BAD NICKNAME"
-LiamP(oppins)
the saddest thing is the point difference between us
and then between the mister poppins.
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
What an awful show.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"A win is a win. Kinda like banging a hogger on Spring Break. You’re glad hardly anybody saw you do it but at the end of the day you got laid."-- Josey Wales
by TooLegitToQuit on Jul 8, 2010 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
great song
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
I thought you were going to reference this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PA43ETEU1Vg
"Hell's frozen over, Pigs are flying! The Saints have won the Super Bowl"
Shreveport Captains in LSB H2H Fantasy League
All of your opinions
suck, it’s uncanny
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
Fangraphs thinks the Angels
Should be sellers rather than buyers at the deadline
BUY/SELL
Realistically, the Angels should treat 2010 as a year to sell. They will be hard pressed to pass Texas, even if the Rangers do not make any further moves to bolster their team. Chasing that hope could cost them dearly in future wins if they deal off players that would help down the line. Of course, there is no reason to make that decision now; they can afford to wait out the month of July to see how the team holds up. In the meantime, I would hold off on making any major additions at the cost of prospects as difficult as it might be to effectively concede the division to Texas.
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
I think the Angels
should stay pat. Don’t sell, don’t buy, don’t do anything to improve the club for the present or the future.
Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!
also
Mike Trout should stop being good.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
Yes, he needs to become a priest or something
Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!
by t ball on Jul 8, 2010 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
hehe
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
But like...Wiccan priest
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 8, 2010 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm sad no one got this.
Perhaps I should have said:
“or start driving past bars around 2 am.”?
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Z'd right past
Not really funny though.
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
Volume approach
Take it.
=)
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
I usually do.
I’m on about a 2% success rate. And I’m being generous.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
I don't get it.
Wait, is it a Nick Adenhart did dyings joke?
Cause I don’t know that I’d be comfortable with that.
The 40 trumps all!
"WHY IS LIAM POPPINS STICKING. IT'S AN ABSURDLY BAD NICKNAME"
-LiamP(oppins)
Yes it is. Geez Dirk, sometimes I just get tired of holding your hand through some of these discussions.
; )
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
They should definitely buy.
Gut their farm system a little more to ensure an easier path for us in the future.
Pitching coach Mike Maddux on Darren Oliver’s 0.00 ERA this spring:
"Economical work. He ain’t getting paid by the hour."
Who's this year's Scott Kazmir?
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
JD fucked that up, thatcheapasssonofabitch!!!
lolerz
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
My money
is on Ted Lilly
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
That's a good one.
I’m all for it.
Pitching coach Mike Maddux on Darren Oliver’s 0.00 ERA this spring:
"Economical work. He ain’t getting paid by the hour."
Kicks and giggles
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
Not enough
franchise-crippling potential.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
1B with a bad contract
I’m gonna say Todd Helton
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
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Konerko. He hits 43 HR's this year and doesn't hit more than that the rest of his career.
LAAA gives him 3/35mil
Boom.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
I was gonna say that
but I don’t think the Chi Sox are dealing
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
I'M ANGRILY MOSHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW.
-spinkicks through thread -
I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called, The Bus That couldn't Slow Down.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
wow
I haven’t moshed in years. Hella fun…
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
Haha I don't either. I just like to pretend I do, since I'm doing a metal show at the moment.
Someone from West Virginia just called in?
I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called, The Bus That couldn't Slow Down.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
That link in your sig...
Is that the playlist you’re playing right now?
Pitching coach Mike Maddux on Darren Oliver’s 0.00 ERA this spring:
"Economical work. He ain’t getting paid by the hour."
Yep
I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called, The Bus That couldn't Slow Down.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
Right now, on Doomriders - Heavy Lies The Crown
I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called, The Bus That couldn't Slow Down.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
Yeah, I'm listening :)
Pitching coach Mike Maddux on Darren Oliver’s 0.00 ERA this spring:
"Economical work. He ain’t getting paid by the hour."
Good stuff in there.
Disfear, Converge, Black Breath, Comeback Kid (All in a Year is one of my favs by them), also cool to see you give Mammoth Grinder some love. You guys do any local stuff?
Pitching coach Mike Maddux on Darren Oliver’s 0.00 ERA this spring:
"Economical work. He ain’t getting paid by the hour."
Glad you enjoy.
Occasionally, I’ll show the locals some love. The DFW scene has been lacking lately. I’m always looking for more stuff.
I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called, The Bus That couldn't Slow Down.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
There's some good stuff out there man.
Depends what you’re into I guess. Ever get out to any local shows? There’s actually some really good locals out there that just lack a quality recording, but there’s definitely some good bands in the area.
Pitching coach Mike Maddux on Darren Oliver’s 0.00 ERA this spring:
"Economical work. He ain’t getting paid by the hour."
I've gotten turned on to more indie/post rock stuff the last year and a half or so.
My metal prowess has gone down significantly. The last heavy show I went to was Converge in May at Trees. I usually go to Granada for shows now (Mates of State/Free Energy last night; awesome).
I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called, The Bus That couldn't Slow Down.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
Wuss
2 years ago at a Manson/Slayer, great fun.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
SLAYERRRRR
I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called, The Bus That couldn't Slow Down.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
Yeah, one of my favorite dark metal bands
I’ve had to have seen them at least 12 or so times.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Slayer/Hatebreed/Die Cast at Bronco Bowl in 2001 was awesome.
Man I miss that place.
Pitching coach Mike Maddux on Darren Oliver’s 0.00 ERA this spring:
"Economical work. He ain’t getting paid by the hour."
Good venue.
My last show there was The Strokes.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
My last show there was System of a Down in '01 I think.
Being younger and dumber was fun, but humbling when you look back.
Does hiring the Rolling Stones to play at your butler's son's 9th birthday party not count as attending a concert anymore?
The 40 trumps all!
"WHY IS LIAM POPPINS STICKING. IT'S AN ABSURDLY BAD NICKNAME"
-LiamP(oppins)
by thedirkatron on Jul 9, 2010 1:07 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Pretty sure I was doing stuff in the backroom after I got escorted (kicked) out of that show
Totally worth it…that night…uh, hot female.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
by Rodney on Jul 8, 2010 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Worth it.
I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called, The Bus That couldn't Slow Down.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
Bronco Bowl was my first concert.
New Found Glory/Finch in 2002.
I love NFG. Fuck all of you.
I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called, The Bus That couldn't Slow Down.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
Ever heard International Superheroes of Hardcore?
Pitching coach Mike Maddux on Darren Oliver’s 0.00 ERA this spring:
"Economical work. He ain’t getting paid by the hour."
Heard of, but haven't ever gotten around to listening.
Good?
I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called, The Bus That couldn't Slow Down.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
Pretty damn funny.
Chad Gilbert is doing old Shai Hulud style vocals and it’s just basically a joke straight edge hardcore band that came with one of NFG’s albums.
Pitching coach Mike Maddux on Darren Oliver’s 0.00 ERA this spring:
"Economical work. He ain’t getting paid by the hour."
I love Shai Hulud.
Usually play them on my brutal shows. I’ll have to check it out.
I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called, The Bus That couldn't Slow Down.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
Check my band out.
Recording quality is a little lacking, but you can at least get an idea. Let me know what you think.
Pitching coach Mike Maddux on Darren Oliver’s 0.00 ERA this spring:
"Economical work. He ain’t getting paid by the hour."
I can't listen at the staiton, but I'll check it out when I get home for sure.
I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called, The Bus That couldn't Slow Down.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
Right on.
Yeah if you’re into fast, heavy hardcore, that’s pretty straight-forward but has a little bit of punk/metal flair thrown in there as well then you may like it.
Pitching coach Mike Maddux on Darren Oliver’s 0.00 ERA this spring:
"Economical work. He ain’t getting paid by the hour."
Sweet deal.
I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called, The Bus That couldn't Slow Down.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
Email me some tunes too
Check my profile. THX
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Rodney, scroll up a little and click the link.
It will take you to my band’s Myspace page. There’s some songs you can listen to on the player on there.
Pitching coach Mike Maddux on Darren Oliver’s 0.00 ERA this spring:
"Economical work. He ain’t getting paid by the hour."
I show no mercy bro
I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called, The Bus That couldn't Slow Down.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
Ahh...
memories.
I used to love the occasional mosh pit. Fun stuff. You kinda lose it with age though. I’d feel pretty weird now if I jumped in a pit now.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Yeah. I just stand up front, and go for the mic if it's a small enough venue.
I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called, The Bus That couldn't Slow Down.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
Anyone like the Randy Johnson Geico commercial?
Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year.
He declined to accept the award as to not show up his fellow rookies. Incentives earned from being named ROY were donated to a local charity. He did not report this donation on his tax return.
It's solid
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
I hate it when a manager looks at a player
and sees the player in him prime even though the reality is that he is well past it.
GutVision
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 8, 2010 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions
I was thinking more of RangerMad's gift.
Also, if blame’s going to be apportioned for playing Molina, then doesn’t Daniels have to get shelled for giving Washington that option?
You must have missed Thursday...
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 8, 2010 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Let's just say we didn't handle it well
I missed the announcement because I was driving, but found a way to ‘catch up’. Lots of rage.
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 8, 2010 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh, no, I was there for that.
I’m a little less outraged that some, only because I’m waiting for the other shoe to drop.
If it’s the sort of shoe that looks like a dog had several years with it, then I’m going to be ticked.
yfough sukcs sonosordefers
/Cormac on his Ambien
:)
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
And for using Michael Main to give Wash that option.
No, I haven’t let that go yet.
I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw
And the one who allows Joaquin Arias to stay on the roster
At the expense of actual production against lefties.
I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw
Post game threads are so much tamer after losses
one other reason to hate Ranger Losses…
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
Ironically, everyone seems much less agnry at each other after losses these days.
Must be a group suffering thing.
I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw
It's the 5.5 thing
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 8, 2010 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions
I want Dirk in here covering walls in pear juice
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Some of you guys.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
GoET is greatness....
….but I do miss Angry Bitter AJM when it’s time to start a postgame thread following a bad loss that featured a few questionable managerial decisions.
By the time the Friday a.m. Rangers Things post is made, Adam has had too much time to calm down.
"Don't confuse the outcome that a decision produces with the intelligence that went into making that decision."--Tony LaRussa
I would be too vulgar...
for the front page if I laid into Ron Washington on a post game thread.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 8, 2010 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
If Chris Davis
had been kept up all year and was hitting 210/39/356, while Smoak had spent the season to this point in OKC batting 354/404/556 we would be assembling a squad of LSBers with battering rams to break into JDs office and insist that he send Davis down and call up Smoak. Just sayin’.
For one
Smoak will probably have a bigger Avg/OBP gap
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
Well, that hypothetical
is probably close to being true.
It’s just almost completely irrelevant to the real world situation.
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 8, 2010 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Because Davis has a track record now of being overmatched.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
I don't get the Davis hate
Yes, he was bad for the first couple of months in 2009, and yes he was bad in April 2010. But he was also very good in 2008, pretty good in late 2009, and his hitting performance level over parts of three seasons in AAA has been excellent. I’m not saying that I like him better than Smoak long term, but I do think that there is a good chance that he would outperform Smoak for the rest of this season, and the point of my scenario is that we have been as patient with Smoak as we have ever been with Davis. There are loads of guys who have a “track record of failure” until they don’t. Cruz is our most recent example. Clearly Davis is going to get another chance soon, whether here or a destination he is traded to remains to be seen. I still think he will turn out to be a good major league first baseman somewhere.
You need to stick
with being an annoying gnat at Sickle’s site and stay the fuck off of this one dude.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
Chris Davis
had his chance, and nature selected him for extinction.
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
it was a Chris Davis stretch
to try to use a Jurassic Park reference
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
Good advice
follow it yourself
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
Ah, Oklahoma CIty
Nature’s penalty box
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 8, 2010 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions
SIR!
OKC is a fine place to live. Kind of. Well, better than Toledo, I suppose.
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
If Chris Davis swings and misses on a slider in the dirt in OKC
then the rain in Dallas stops in enough time that we play tonight’s abortion of a game.
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chain saw?
by Keynes on Jul 8, 2010 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
No...
The truth is, whichever first baseman is down in OKC feasting on AAA pitching is the first baseman the casual fan is gonna want up here, because neither Davis nor Smoak is going to live up to expectations in the majors this year.
The difference is Smoak is a better fundamental hitter, and has a better shot at producing at an acceptable level that Davis does, especially if JD would pull his head out Arias’s ass and bring up Garko or trade for a platoon partner.
I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw
only if the kid can STOP uppercutting on the damn ball!!
Give Smoak a chance at an RBI and he looks a hell of a lot more like a golfer hitting a 3 wood than a batter trying to get good wood. He had ONE GOOD SWING the whole night, with the bases fucking EMPTY.
Garko is not the answer to anything
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
On behalf of the Giants fans
I offer you my condolences and thanks for taking Bengie Molina off our hands. We thank you for Ray, who has been our most effective middle reliever. Main, well, who knows? Your general manager must be a complete and certifiable moron. If it makes you feel any better, we STILL have Aaron Rowand, whose suckage is every bit as great as Bengie’s, but is somewhat obscured by his trim physique.
Some of us maintain a certain fascination with Bengie’s misadventures. Forgive for occasionally peeking in and even snickering a little. We’re probably not going to make the playoffs, so we should be allowed our little pleasures.
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson
General manager is anything but a moron
Bengie’s defense has been better the five games he’s played than any of other catchers this year before. He hasn’t hit, but our other catchers weren’t hitting much either.
5 games is not enough to lean one way or the other, though. I don’t know why I try though people are set in their ways.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
"Bengie’s defense has been better the five games he’s played than any of other catchers this year before. He hasn’t hit, but our other catchers weren’t hitting much either."
Maybe. If you can say it so definitively, thoug, you have proof, right?
He hasn’t hit, but our other catchers weren’t hitting much either.
Please compare Treanor to Molina. Include BABIP.
Phallus McMuncher, Esq.
I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called, The Bus That couldn't Slow Down.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
Che Guevera sucked.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
by scoop16 on Jul 8, 2010 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
At Target!
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 8, 2010 11:26 PM CDT up reply actions
What are the chances
that he actually knows who his avatar is. Probably just saw it on a T-Shirt
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
Let's all gang up and kill the outsider! He is different from us!!!
A’ight, let’s just gang up and kill Linedrive222…is a compromise in order?
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Valid point, Mr T-Rex Head.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Kill everyone in our way
that’s what a mob does!
It’s still hilarious that a Giants fan would troll us when they have Brian Sabean as their GM
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
That's what I'm trying to figure out
How the hell did we get here? What’s next, Royals trolls making fun of Gutierrez’s suspension?
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 8, 2010 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions
If you listen to fools
Had to shoehorn a music ref in there…
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
x
We thank you for Ray, who has been our most effective middle reliever.
…over the course of 3 innings.
Your general manager must be a complete and certifiable moron.
Oh. You like evaluating things based on tiny sample sizes. Gotcha now.
Dirkatron would tell us it's a PENIS thing
Freud would agree
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 8, 2010 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Listen, because I'm only going to say this once.
Go fuck yourself.
Go fuck yourself so fucking hard, it makes everyone around you say “Holy shit, that guy just fucked the shit out of himself!”
Then, when you think you’re done fucking yourself, fuck yourself again. Harder. Harder than you ever thought possible. So hard that epic poems and tragedies are written about it with you as the “hero.” They’ll call you Sir Fuckedhimselfalot, and you will be known for, guess what, having fucked himself a lot.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
by Aqua on Jul 8, 2010 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
lame troll
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
Hahahahahahahahahaha
Madison Bumgardener is a #4 starter.
HHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Angel Villanola ate and whored himself out of the game.
HAHAHAHAHAH Thomas Neal was a one year wonder.
HAHAHAHAHA Not only did you guys waste the best years of Bond’s career, now you’ll do the same for Lincecums.
I look forward to watching Pablo Sandoval go from good player, but flawed to useless fatty.
Have fun!
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
by FirebatM3 on Jul 8, 2010 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
By the way
speaking of One Year Wonders, how long do you think it’ll be before Brandon Belt bobble himself out of the league?
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
I have no idea
about his baseball history, I just know he was great in the cal league and sucks this year
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
cool
now let’s all agree his failure is now hilarious
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
Yeah, but you still live in San Fransisco. Failure.
I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called, The Bus That couldn't Slow Down.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
That's not really a burn...
SF is pretty awesome.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 8, 2010 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Goddamnit.
WORK WITH ME HERE.
(I secretly like SF too)
I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called, The Bus That couldn't Slow Down.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
Here...
“Yeah, well, you’re going to get shot in the back by a frayed-nerved BART Police Officer and he’s going to get two years in prison for your embarrassing viral video murder.”
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 8, 2010 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
But he's white...
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 8, 2010 11:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Purposefully ironic reverse racism police brutality?
That’s deep man…
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 8, 2010 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions
No doubt...
Also, they just unleashed the tear gas out here. And someone broke into the Footlocker (no joke).
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 8, 2010 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Have you seen how much sneakers are going now a days?
Footlocker is like Ft. Knox.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Heh
Sneakers
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 8, 2010 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions
"I'm not taking my sneakers off, I am Sneakers O'Toole."
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Ft. Knox...
is also what Jim Knox calls his penis.
“It’s where I keep all the gold.”
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 8, 2010 11:41 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Knox has the original Prince Albert.
14 carat, bitches.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
+ 1
I haven't seen San Francisco fans celebrate like this since the last ghey pride event.
I can't wait for the day when Bengie Molina is a 500 lb. retiree wearing depends and Michael Main is anchoring the Giants rotation. What a special several years that will be!!
I don't get the whole...
“I’m going to go to the team blog of the team we traded a bad player to” troll.
Would any of you be inclined to go laugh at the Mets if they traded for Joaquin Arias or something? I wouldn’t. I’d just be happy it happened and move on.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 8, 2010 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions
But he has...
3830 Comments on McCovey Chronicles. I banned some guy from Crawfish Boxes who had several thousand posts the day the trade was announced because he was posting the same mock-y comment in multiple threads. So it’s not like it’s new people to the network. These are regulars on other blogs doing it. I don’t get that.
I mean, I kind of want to ban this dude but maybe he’s generally a good poster on his site.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 8, 2010 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions
McCovey Chronicles
is a pretty awful site. But good for them, one of their top prospects is working out.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
LSJ
QED
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
Sure...
He’s on notice. And any other Giants fan that comes here only to brag about this fucking trade without any substance is just going to get banned.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 8, 2010 11:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Have fun with Ray
‘Cause he’s gonna fucking implode sooner or later.
I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw
Look he has a picture of Che Guevara as his avatar.
I think that says enough about who he is. A mis-informed, liberal arts major that is desperately trying to gain attention yet conform at the same time. He is a failure at life.
by michael bluth on Jul 8, 2010 11:41 PM CDT up reply actions
You don't do angry well
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
He's right Robbie.
You do angry about as well as I do informed and intellegent.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Nope. See what I mean?
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
by AceJC on Jul 9, 2010 12:14 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I don't express anger with words IRL.
I’m more of a hair-pulling, shit-throwing screamer.
The Cougars blew a game to OSU a couple years ago in basketball and I ripped my room apart with a walking stick. That doesn’t transfer to message boards.
I can see you getting mad at video games.
And throwing the controller across the room breaking it. Then you’re like “OH FUCKING SHIT! NOW HOW AM I GOING TO PLAY?” And then your girlfriend reminds you that you bought 15 extra controllers for this very reason, and you smile then start shooting people again.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
Then you probably did sexings in like 7 women.
I hate you.
The 40 trumps all!
"WHY IS LIAM POPPINS STICKING. IT'S AN ABSURDLY BAD NICKNAME"
-LiamP(oppins)
by thedirkatron on Jul 9, 2010 12:37 AM CDT up reply actions
Ill take this one guys
fuck you with a fucking stick
Sorry, I'm really fucking stupid and should be ridiculed and mocked for said stupidity.
Also please don't trade for Cliff Lee because I want to have a farm system for the next 6 years.
Hey...
thanks for handling that one there guy.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
I just want to try and make myself useful....:)
Sorry, I'm really fucking stupid and should be ridiculed and mocked for said stupidity.
Also please don't trade for Cliff Lee because I want to have a farm system for the next 6 years.
A fucking stick.
I like this.
The 40 trumps all!
"WHY IS LIAM POPPINS STICKING. IT'S AN ABSURDLY BAD NICKNAME"
-LiamP(oppins)
by thedirkatron on Jul 9, 2010 12:54 AM CDT up reply actions
hmm
Predators at 71% through 66 reviews.. low avg score but hey thats not too bad… think I’ll have to.
Inception of course still at 100% with a 9.2 average.
wow
Chris Nolan is the next directing superstar.
I like Adrian Brody and am fascinated by him in an action film.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
"next"????
He IS a directing superstar.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 8, 2010 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't care what they say
that movie’s gonna be fuckin awesome!
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
Elvis' fro in that pic is awesome
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
Well...
I didn’t expect that game to end the way it did. Plenty of frustrating things :
1) Missed opportunities from the offense to put the game away.
2) Hunter looked great ‘til something happened when he came out for the 7th.
3) Elvis’ error made me sad.
4) Fx2 and Oliver just didn’t have it. I think they could both use a couple of days off.
5) Why the hell is Molina hitting ahead of Nellie? And why does Wash hate Cruz?
Oh well, I was pretty pissed about the game when it happened, but I’m over it now. I threw my remote against the couch when Oliver walked in a run and my wife yelled at me. Wives just don’t understand. I still see nothing to suggest the Rangers can’t take the next 3. Hopefully the Rangers rebound like they did after the loss to the Indians and close out the series and the Halos continue to suck.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
My wife kept trying to talk to me during it
I can only do the fake interest thing so long, normally she picks up on it. Finally, she just went to bed.
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 8, 2010 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Our wives should meet.
They’d have a lot to talk about. This is kind of scary, actually, given the whole throwing things similarity…
maybe
you two are married to the same woman
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
That would explain a lot actually
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 8, 2010 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions
That was my first thought
Unless there’s a robot/clone involved, one of our wives is probably going to be very upset. Fortunately, it seems like we’ll be able to guess the other’s reaction pretty quickly.
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 8, 2010 11:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Hmmm
Perhaps you are Tyler Durden and Garoon and I just split The Narrator’s character.
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 9, 2010 12:22 AM CDT up reply actions
I FUCKING KNEW IT
The 40 trumps all!
"WHY IS LIAM POPPINS STICKING. IT'S AN ABSURDLY BAD NICKNAME"
-LiamP(oppins)
by thedirkatron on Jul 8, 2010 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions
GhettoBear
is the name Dirk will give to his army of misbegotten bastards.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
That's like 100 of them
100 Garoons make a Dirkatron
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 8, 2010 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions
I now have visions of 100 Snarks
getting together and forming Dirkatron Voltron style.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
Um, because I'm fucking awesome.
The 40 trumps all!
"WHY IS LIAM POPPINS STICKING. IT'S AN ABSURDLY BAD NICKNAME"
-LiamP(oppins)
by thedirkatron on Jul 9, 2010 12:38 AM CDT up reply actions
That might be it
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
It is.
The 40 trumps all!
"WHY IS LIAM POPPINS STICKING. IT'S AN ABSURDLY BAD NICKNAME"
-LiamP(oppins)
by thedirkatron on Jul 9, 2010 12:54 AM CDT up reply actions
They'll be called the "Maroon Garoons"
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 9, 2010 12:07 AM CDT up reply actions
Garoon Dragoons?
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 9, 2010 12:24 AM CDT up reply actions
Ghettobear04 is obviously a screenname, you pretend like Josh Garoon is your actual person-name.
There’s no way a person-name could be Josh Garoon.
That’s sillydiculous.
The 40 trumps all!
"WHY IS LIAM POPPINS STICKING. IT'S AN ABSURDLY BAD NICKNAME"
-LiamP(oppins)
by thedirkatron on Jul 8, 2010 11:45 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Maybe it's Josiah
and he goes by Josh?
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
I think Jonah Hill
ruined that name for all Jonahs.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
You know those burger commercials they keep playing on KLRD
With the guy saying he zones out when he’s eating a burger?
They should do Ranger commercial spoofs of those.
I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw
Can't believe nobody took the bait...
…especially after how badly cleaning the kitchen got misconstrued.
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 8, 2010 11:40 PM CDT up reply actions
We're blinded by the suck we just witnessed tonight
for a good TWSS.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Nellie
is in a bad place right now.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
Yeah...
he’s struggling, but he’s still not Bengi fucking Molina.
I would have much rather Nellie come up to the plate in the 9th with the chance to tie the game rather than Molina.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Ahhh...
yeah, he certainly did.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Don't get me wrong: I do get the Molina frustration.
And the frustration that Washington did put Murphy in to hit for him in the 9th. But at that point… damn. They’d had so many chances, even beyond Molina’s double-play ball…
This game made my man-penis so sad.
The whole thing just sucked.
The 40 trumps all!
"WHY IS LIAM POPPINS STICKING. IT'S AN ABSURDLY BAD NICKNAME"
-LiamP(oppins)
The Josh Hamilton...
parts didn’t suck. The Tommy Hunterings didn’t suck mostly.
The taking off the game after the 4th sucked a lot, however.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 8, 2010 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions
The bullpen bed-shittings made me do screamings.
Pitching coach Mike Maddux on Darren Oliver’s 0.00 ERA this spring:
"Economical work. He ain’t getting paid by the hour."
It was frustrating...
no doubt, but they have been so damn good all year that it’s really hard for me to be mad at them.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
I'm not mad.
Still made me scream profane things though, I can’t help it.
Pitching coach Mike Maddux on Darren Oliver’s 0.00 ERA this spring:
"Economical work. He ain’t getting paid by the hour."
Oh I know...
like I said above, I was throwing shit so…
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Haha, I stopped watching before I got to that point.
I always find it better to just come rant with the masses on LSB.
Pitching coach Mike Maddux on Darren Oliver’s 0.00 ERA this spring:
"Economical work. He ain’t getting paid by the hour."
I wasn't able to do tunings in until the 5th.
Fuck my life.
The 40 trumps all!
"WHY IS LIAM POPPINS STICKING. IT'S AN ABSURDLY BAD NICKNAME"
-LiamP(oppins)
by thedirkatron on Jul 8, 2010 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions
So it's your fucking fault.
PENIS!
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Attention either AB03 and WYO Ranger
Please email me asap, I have a question for you regarding bankruptcy… My email is in my profile… I would have emailed you, but I couldnt find your emails…
"Hey Sanka, you can pee now... uuummm, too late...."
This used to be links to my websites... But the man got in the way, shut them all down... Damn the man...
Rangers Game Streams ~ Password: LSB123
by FormerLSBUser on Jul 8, 2010 11:43 PM CDT reply actions
Post radio food. Where should I go in the TCU area?
I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called, The Bus That couldn't Slow Down.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
No one likes me.
I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called, The Bus That couldn't Slow Down.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
You're an ok guy
Max, you’re pretty swell.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
Shucks!
I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called, The Bus That couldn't Slow Down.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
Whataburger on Berry
Eat there and wait for all the drunk people to arrive in the next couple of hours
Or Fuzzy’s. Fish Tacos and Beer. Greatness….
Matt (Denver, CO): Congratulations, I heard you won a gold glove!
Klaw (1:18 PM) : Thanks, I had a great year at the plate!
I think Jason Heyward is ready to be promoted to the AL. He’s mastered the NL - Matthew Carruth
I might do WB
already did Fuzzys yesterday. Shrimp Tacos, Grilled ftw
I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called, The Bus That couldn't Slow Down.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
So, I need a win tomorrow out of my SP. Do I pick up R A Dickey or Feldman?
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
I don't understand how he's fooling the hell out of the league with his knuckle this year.
He got rocked while he was with the Rangers.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
He changed his grip and stopped the spin more
Plus he added velocity. The knuckleball is all about the grip and feel of it. He talked with a bunch of knucklers and finally found something that worked.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
I understand that, but he was supposed to be working hard with Hough the whole time he was with the Rangers.
And that didn’t stop him from giving up 6 HR’s to the Tigers.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Pitchers tend to get better once they leave the Rangers
"Hell's frozen over, Pigs are flying! The Saints have won the Super Bowl"
Shreveport Captains in LSB H2H Fantasy League
Send me an email
"Support the Dutch Oven"
by RangerFloppy on Jul 9, 2010 10:02 AM CDT up reply actions
This is how I'm going to be...
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 9, 2010 12:27 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I really like backpacking and seeing what beauty the world has to offer.
I have yet to have a reaction like this to anything. This man makes me uncomfortable.
Or he has a very nice girlfriend/wife
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
People say nonsensical things when they're really happy
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
DOUBLE COMPLETE RAINBOW!
(Though, you wouldn’t believe how good that feels.)
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 9, 2010 12:32 AM CDT up reply actions
PENIS!!!!
The 40 trumps all!
"WHY IS LIAM POPPINS STICKING. IT'S AN ABSURDLY BAD NICKNAME"
-LiamP(oppins)
by thedirkatron on Jul 9, 2010 12:39 AM CDT up reply actions
That was my first thought as well
I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw
Now you understand...
what it will be like when you see Elvis leap into a dog pile.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 9, 2010 12:31 AM CDT up reply actions
Oh I know I'll cry.
I’ll probably scream for a little bit and jump up and down first. And then just stare.
Yup...
First I’ll go apeshit.
Then I’ll drop to my knees and just start balling like a little bitch.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
It’s easily the better than any pop song I’ve heard in five years.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 9, 2010 12:35 AM CDT up reply actions
This might actually go on the old iPod.
I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw
The bacon chalupa sent me over the edge
I’m rolling.
I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw
Lose some weight.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
No
I thought we established that I need Jon to be the white Angel Villanola
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
HAHAHAHAHA
perfect
"Diving stab by Andrus, gets up, throws.... GOT HIM!!! An unbelievable play! From short left field!"
-Eric Nadel on 5/17/10
by Jason Brynsvold on Jul 9, 2010 12:47 AM CDT up reply actions
I don't get it.
The 40 trumps all!
"WHY IS LIAM POPPINS STICKING. IT'S AN ABSURDLY BAD NICKNAME"
-LiamP(oppins)
Watch GoET's video in the first comment of this subthread.
Pitching coach Mike Maddux on Darren Oliver’s 0.00 ERA this spring:
"Economical work. He ain’t getting paid by the hour."
hahahahahaha
this is hilarious
"Diving stab by Andrus, gets up, throws.... GOT HIM!!! An unbelievable play! From short left field!"
-Eric Nadel on 5/17/10
by Jason Brynsvold on Jul 9, 2010 12:36 AM CDT up reply actions
Are you shitting me?
“What does this mean,” “it’s too much.”
Seriously?
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
dude is tripping his nuts off.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Hats off to the bottom 4 ladies and gentlemen
2 for 14 with 2 walks and 3 strikeouts, and Nellie had the only good hit in the first DAMN INNING. God damn it looks like we should have traded for a stop gap first basman to platoon against lefties instead of a worthless OVER THE HILL CATCHER!!!
Uhm, Nellies hit wasn't a good hit. It was a bloop that got in.
Molina saved us a few runs tonight with that play at the plate. And we have Garko. Let’s give Bengie a little time, shall we?
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Its pretty crazy to me that the Heat
have exactly one player officially signed to their team right now.
Someone convince the trio to bail out.
Wait... you've been back for a while apparently... when did this happen?
People went so gay for you with their penises.
It hurt my feelings, so now I hate you.
The 40 trumps all!
"WHY IS LIAM POPPINS STICKING. IT'S AN ABSURDLY BAD NICKNAME"
-LiamP(oppins)
by thedirkatron on Jul 9, 2010 12:42 AM CDT up reply actions
I've been back for 13 days and 51 minutes
But I havn’t started my image/video machinations back up yet so noone likes me anymore. Will you be my only friend?
Where did you go?
I had “Shacked up with a ladyboy in Vietnam” down as my guess in the LSB pool (just like I currently do with Shroom), but I haven’t received any money in the mail, so I guess I was wrong.
Also, of course I’ll be your friend.
I’m a friendly guy.
The 40 trumps all!
"WHY IS LIAM POPPINS STICKING. IT'S AN ABSURDLY BAD NICKNAME"
-LiamP(oppins)
by thedirkatron on Jul 9, 2010 12:51 AM CDT up reply actions
I was only actually gone for somewhere between 2 and 3 weeks, to where and for what I have not yet revealed. But nothing sinister.
Since then I’ve been back and could have been posting and just chose not to get back on here and get involved in all my ranger internet stuff immediately spending all my free time on it. In retrospect I should have left a note here to avoid the manhunt and alleviate any people genuinely concerned, but alas I did not. Sorry to all about that.
Anyway, the local detectives tracked me down elsewhere on the internet and alerted me to the LSB manhunt, so I came back.
I took it on in your absence...
and they prompted me to God-King.
I now rule over everything these eyes can see.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 9, 2010 1:00 AM CDT up reply actions
P.S.
Make gifs again so I don’t have to.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 9, 2010 1:01 AM CDT up reply actions
You like the attention.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
I miss innings now...
making gifs. Whole innings. I don’t like attention that much. Unless it is games like this one.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 9, 2010 1:02 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm starving from it.
Where are my god damn recs. They are my lifesource.
by DShep on Jul 9, 2010 1:02 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'll rec you all night.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
we gave them all to miles
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
haha...
Man, what happened to that kid?
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 9, 2010 1:05 AM CDT up reply actions
He was always stupid.
The 40 trumps all!
"WHY IS LIAM POPPINS STICKING. IT'S AN ABSURDLY BAD NICKNAME"
-LiamP(oppins)
by thedirkatron on Jul 9, 2010 1:07 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Yeah...
but he’s in college now and still seems to be getting even stupider.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Yeah...
But it used to be cute “Ramon Nivar/Ruddy Yan is good!” stupid. Now it’s like epic stupidity.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 9, 2010 1:09 AM CDT up reply actions
I think he realized he was a bit
And started trying to hard at it.
I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw
by LSJ on Jul 9, 2010 1:10 AM CDT up reply actions
Yup.
The 40 trumps all!
"WHY IS LIAM POPPINS STICKING. IT'S AN ABSURDLY BAD NICKNAME"
-LiamP(oppins)
That and he became...
a Cleveland Indians fan.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 9, 2010 1:12 AM CDT up reply actions
does he post at their blog?
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
You know, I went over there to actually check on that
And realized Manny Acta’s head is quite large.
I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw
by LSJ on Jul 9, 2010 1:17 AM CDT up reply actions
But unfortunately, it doesn't appear he does.
I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw
by LSJ on Jul 9, 2010 1:18 AM CDT up reply actions
Poor Santana. It's sad when a player has such shitty fans.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Yeah, that's some shit that'll melt your brains.
I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw
by LSJ on Jul 9, 2010 1:13 AM CDT up reply actions
Says the M's fan.
The 40 trumps all!
"WHY IS LIAM POPPINS STICKING. IT'S AN ABSURDLY BAD NICKNAME"
-LiamP(oppins)
Quality burn
I admit, I’m in love with their comedy.
I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw
by LSJ on Jul 9, 2010 1:15 AM CDT up reply actions
FUCK YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT THIS
The 40 trumps all!
"WHY IS LIAM POPPINS STICKING. IT'S AN ABSURDLY BAD NICKNAME"
-LiamP(oppins)
by thedirkatron on Jul 9, 2010 1:18 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Someone Newbergd him.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
Dead and buried?
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
More like...
Dead and scattered
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
No
Your GIFs are the bestest GoET.
No offense to DShep, but nobody GIF’s the crazy fans like you do.
I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw
by LSJ on Jul 9, 2010 1:02 AM CDT up reply actions
Drew...
does much better photoshoppings than I do, at least.
Do more photoshoppings, Shep.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 9, 2010 1:06 AM CDT up reply actions
I may dabble
But my primary photoshopping time shall be for my comic, which resumed internal production yesterday.
OT: Sprite, Nikpin, Liam Poppins, Rentzington, BDavison, Troy Irwin, Knockoutking, and whoever Mudville Madcows is...
80.
FUCKING.
POINTS.
Lick my fucking grundle-skin with your fucking man-tongues, you tasty little fucking girl-sluts!!!
I am the master of all that you have ever been!!!
You are my daughters and I am doing incest on you right now as I type these words at you.
This is just dumb.
I’m so much better than all of you put together that it’s just fucking stupid.
The 40 trumps all!
"WHY IS LIAM POPPINS STICKING. IT'S AN ABSURDLY BAD NICKNAME"
-LiamP(oppins)
by thedirkatron on Jul 9, 2010 12:49 AM CDT reply actions 3 recs
Well...
this is pretty much the best post game thread ever.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 9, 2010 12:53 AM CDT up reply actions
Made the game easier to accept.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
I think the draft day pgt will forever stand as the greatest pgt ever.
I went insane.
Like, literally.
I don’t remember doing what I apparently did.
The 40 trumps all!
"WHY IS LIAM POPPINS STICKING. IT'S AN ABSURDLY BAD NICKNAME"
-LiamP(oppins)
by thedirkatron on Jul 9, 2010 12:55 AM CDT up reply actions
Just look back at every single one of your posts.
That’s what you did.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
Yes, that's what I meant by "What I apparently did", fucking stupid ass mother fucker.
The 40 trumps all!
"WHY IS LIAM POPPINS STICKING. IT'S AN ABSURDLY BAD NICKNAME"
-LiamP(oppins)
by thedirkatron on Jul 9, 2010 12:58 AM CDT up reply actions
I don't think you got what I meant
:[ but but but that is okay because you cussed several times and called me a mother fucker!
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
That was a good one.
Might be the best overall day of threads, even if the outcome of the day itself was not as good as we had hoped.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
That was one epic thread alright.
I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw
I think
you’ve gone into a whole new stratosphere of insane since that thread
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
Yes...
That one doesn’t even count, though. It’s in a different category. That’s like best leading actor, this is best supporting actress.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 9, 2010 12:57 AM CDT up reply actions
LiamP's post in your sig would have been a million time beter if he had actually said
“TIS AN ABSURDLY BAD NICKNAME”
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
lol
Yah, that’d’ve been fucking beyond epic.
Poppins do what he do, though.
He actually did say the quote in my sig, btw.
The 40 trumps all!
"WHY IS LIAM POPPINS STICKING. IT'S AN ABSURDLY BAD NICKNAME"
-LiamP(oppins)
by thedirkatron on Jul 9, 2010 12:59 AM CDT up reply actions
This place needs more nicknames.
Strange, considering most of us hide behind our usernames.
But still.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
Poppins won't interact with me after that nickname stuck.
We’re having quite a row.
The 40 trumps all!
"WHY IS LIAM POPPINS STICKING. IT'S AN ABSURDLY BAD NICKNAME"
-LiamP(oppins)
'Tis a strange fellow, that Poppins.
Quite the blighter.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
What?
We’ve had a number of back and forths since then you forgetful bitch.
by LiamP on Jul 9, 2010 10:51 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
You're focusing on the trees so hard you're missing the fucking forest, you fucking limey girl-slut.
The details don’t matter.
The fact that I fucking hate you so much is all that really counts.
I want you to die.
I love you.
The 40 trumps all!
"WHY IS LIAM POPPINS STICKING. IT'S AN ABSURDLY BAD NICKNAME"
-LiamP(oppins)
by thedirkatron on Jul 9, 2010 10:59 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
If only you could use your hate and fantasy baseball skills for good instead of evil.
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
That wonderful thread also came...
after a concurrence of disappointing Ranger events. The things we do to console ourselves.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 9, 2010 12:59 AM CDT up reply actions
Is it a good thing...
to have Hamilton, Cano, Votto, and Hanley Ramirez on your fantasy team?
I can never tell.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Is it a good thing...
For me to want to reach through my computer and throttle the life out of you?
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
x?
I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw
by LSJ on Jul 9, 2010 1:02 AM CDT up reply actions
Why does the r-to-l slap begin righthanded and end lefthanded?
I can’t enjoy this gif now.
The 40 trumps all!
"WHY IS LIAM POPPINS STICKING. IT'S AN ABSURDLY BAD NICKNAME"
-LiamP(oppins)
Mirrors.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
I fight them all the time.
I’m like, “Oh, no! There’s a hobo guy lose in my house! I must do punchings on him… OW MY HAND FUCK SHIT ASS BITCH SO MUCH BLOOD I HOPE I DONT DO DYINGS NOW OH SHIT I DONT WANNA DIE GOD WILL JUDGE ME AND IT WILL NOT BE GOOD IVE SINNED SO MUCH AGAINST SO MANY LADIES AND EFFEMINATE MALE TEENAGE RUNAWAYS!!!”
The 40 trumps all!
"WHY IS LIAM POPPINS STICKING. IT'S AN ABSURDLY BAD NICKNAME"
-LiamP(oppins)
by thedirkatron on Jul 9, 2010 1:09 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Severe Mental Retardation ?
The 40 trumps all!
"WHY IS LIAM POPPINS STICKING. IT'S AN ABSURDLY BAD NICKNAME"
-LiamP(oppins)
Yup.
The 40 trumps all!
"WHY IS LIAM POPPINS STICKING. IT'S AN ABSURDLY BAD NICKNAME"
-LiamP(oppins)
OMG I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE LOL YOU ARE THE NEW AWESOME I MUST HAVE YOU INSIDE OF ME YOU ARE SO MUCH BETTER THAN EVERYONE
The 40 trumps all!
"WHY IS LIAM POPPINS STICKING. IT'S AN ABSURDLY BAD NICKNAME"
-LiamP(oppins)
by thedirkatron on Jul 9, 2010 2:05 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Real men do AL only.
The 40 trumps all!
"WHY IS LIAM POPPINS STICKING. IT'S AN ABSURDLY BAD NICKNAME"
-LiamP(oppins)
Because it was you.
The first time I read it, I thought it said “ANAL” only.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
That was implied, obviously.
The 40 trumps all!
"WHY IS LIAM POPPINS STICKING. IT'S AN ABSURDLY BAD NICKNAME"
-LiamP(oppins)
I thought so.
But who can be sure these days?
Bitches be crazy, man.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
You mean dudes, right?
The 40 trumps all!
"WHY IS LIAM POPPINS STICKING. IT'S AN ABSURDLY BAD NICKNAME"
-LiamP(oppins)
Dudes can be bitches.
Haven’t you been to prison?
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
No, I'm good at what I do.
No prison for me.
The 40 trumps all!
"WHY IS LIAM POPPINS STICKING. IT'S AN ABSURDLY BAD NICKNAME"
-LiamP(oppins)
How come he never served up any pears on that show?
Kinda ruined the realism for me.
You’ve got ’em tied down… often in a shed… and then no fucking pears? What the fuck? This would never happen.
The 40 trumps all!
"WHY IS LIAM POPPINS STICKING. IT'S AN ABSURDLY BAD NICKNAME"
-LiamP(oppins)
by thedirkatron on Jul 9, 2010 2:06 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
This was the first year...
I’ve done fantasy in about 8 years now.
I’m doing much better than I thought I would.
But yeah, I’m in a weekly H2H league. Fairly basic I think.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Damn I bet my LSB fantasy team is killing it.
I really need to never join a fantasy league again, but I at least usually make it past opening day. Woops.
Such foul language...
Just uncalled for man
Sorry, I'm really fucking stupid and should be ridiculed and mocked for said stupidity.
Also please don't trade for Cliff Lee because I want to have a farm system for the next 6 years.
Que?
The 40 trumps all!
"WHY IS LIAM POPPINS STICKING. IT'S AN ABSURDLY BAD NICKNAME"
-LiamP(oppins)
Fucking Sarcasm?
Sorry, I'm really fucking stupid and should be ridiculed and mocked for said stupidity.
Also please don't trade for Cliff Lee because I want to have a farm system for the next 6 years.
Startling new Dirkatron fantasy development...
Poppins fucking did bannings on me.
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9 Jul 10, 01:14
Dirk’s Man-Penis of Rage: Eighty. ****ing. Points.
9 Jul 10, 01:14
Dirk’s Man-Penis of Rage: Eighty. ****ing. Points.
9 Jul 10, 01:14
Dirk’s Man-Penis of Rage: Eighty. ****ing. Points.
9 Jul 10, 01:14
Dirk’s Man-Penis of Rage: Eighty. ****ing. Points.
9 Jul 10, 01:14
Dirk’s Man-Penis of Rage: Eighty. ****ing. Points.
9 Jul 10, 01:14
Dirk’s Man-Penis of Rage: Eighty. ****ing. Points.
9 Jul 10, 01:13
Dirk’s Man-Penis of Rage: Eighty. ****ing. Points.
9 Jul 10, 00:13
Dirk’s Man-Penis of Rage: Eighty. ****ing. Points.
8 Jul 10, 07:29
Dirk’s Man-Penis of Rage: I ****ing hate all of you.
7 Jul 10, 18:19
T-Roy: And now I’m gonna leave again, cause my vagina smells and Dirkatron is better than me at doing sexings on lady-genitals.
7 Jul 10, 16:20
Nik: Yea I think I thought I was picking up Tim Hudson at the time…Woops!
6 Jul 10, 22:07
Dirk’s Man-Penis of Rage: I think Nik just picks up random dudes.
6 Jul 10, 22:06
LiamP: Someone already had Dan Hudson, wtf?
6 Jul 10, 20:54
Dirk’s Man-Penis of Rage: Wait… WHAT THE ****?
6 Jul 10, 14:41
Troy: Okay… I’m back from the dead.
6 Jul 10, 08:27
Dirk’s Man-Penis of Rage: 7 homers in 54 ab’s is stupid. Stop being stupid, Carlos Quentin.
6 Jul 10, 07:48
Dirk’s Man-Penis of Rage: Who had zero in the Bedard pool? ****ING… sigh
5 Jul 10, 20:10
Nik: What happened to KOK? I see him all over facebook also.
5 Jul 10, 18:55
Rentz: and damn you dirkie, i was logging in to grab downs
5 Jul 10, 18:54
Rentz: would it be too much to ask for my team to stay healthy and sizemore to not fracture his mangina?
The 40 trumps all!
"WHY IS LIAM POPPINS STICKING. IT'S AN ABSURDLY BAD NICKNAME"
-LiamP(oppins)
The entire Bakersfield Blaze team
exploded today and now some poor Cal League pitcher named Trice now have a 243.00 ERA.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
by FirebatM3 on Jul 9, 2010 1:03 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
The entire Bakersfield Blaze team
exploded today and now some poor Cal League pitcher named Trice now have a 243.00 ERA.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
by FirebatM3 on Jul 9, 2010 1:03 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Worth posting twice.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
Opera
kinda sucks when browsing LSB, but it’s all I have on my labtop
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
I use Opera exclusively
I have no problems.
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
It has kinda sucked ass on big threads since it last updated itself
I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw
by LSJ on Jul 9, 2010 1:07 AM CDT up reply actions
I still find it childishly hilarious that there is a ballclub called the Modesto Nuts.
I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw
by LSJ on Jul 9, 2010 1:04 AM CDT up reply actions
They often
play against the Visalia Rawhides.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
You wouldn't if you had been to Modesto.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Good to see the only out he got was a K.
Except that poor bastard who stuck out against him is going to get hell. Everyone else got a hit against him.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Something positive...
I think that Josh Hamilton guy is going to have a decent year.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Crack does funny things to a homey.
The 40 trumps all!
"WHY IS LIAM POPPINS STICKING. IT'S AN ABSURDLY BAD NICKNAME"
-LiamP(oppins)
by thedirkatron on Jul 9, 2010 1:11 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Phillip "Robbie" Kid III...
Check your email. Respond promptly.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 9, 2010 1:41 AM CDT up reply actions
Elvis, Feliz, and Perez...
for Lee, Aardsma, and Gutierrez, right?
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 9, 2010 1:14 AM CDT up reply actions
Yup, I like my SS's like I wanted my girls in college...
Must be under 19 to enter.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
We also
need to get 1/2 of Nintendo in the deal.
It’s completely unfair that they’re owned by Nintendo
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
I guess it would have to be Monday, since he pitches today (Friday).
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Ah but if we get him today they will just cancel the start
extra day of rest for him to dice up the dreaded orioles on sat.
Then he couldn't...
pitch in the All-Star Game. Why do you want to rob Cliff Lee of his All-Star Game appearance? Why do you had Cliff Lee so much?
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 9, 2010 1:39 AM CDT up reply actions
I hate this new NCAA 11 ad that comes up on SBN.
I understand it uses my IP address to find I live in Austin, but I’m a Red Raider, not a damn Longhorn. “Where I come from” does not include burnt orange.
Bastards.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
A Team was freakin hilarious
Finally saw it in theatres. Murdock deserves an Academy Award or something
"Hell's frozen over, Pigs are flying! The Saints have won the Super Bowl"
Shreveport Captains in LSB H2H Fantasy League
Well
maybe knee-jerking, considering the action movie with no plot bit.
But so little of it makes sense, even for something of that ilk. It’s just so bad.
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
Jen Yamato of movies.com calls it a "Spine ripping good time"
How could I ignore such praise?
Give me your best one line bashing review and I’ll decide.
49 on Metacritic (so much better than RT, fwiw).
The blurbs from the bottom 5 reviews:
As far as unnecessary movies go, Predators is a pip.
You can’t fool me. I know it’s actually a parlor game.
As its momentum accelerates, and its special effects transform it into a pulpy cartoon, Predators loses its judgment and turns into a frantic, clichéd chase film. This chaotic stew of fire, blood, mud and explosives is so devoid of terror and suspense that any metaphorical analysis is rendered moot.
Predators tries to spice up the hunt-or-be-hunted thesis, but from the get-go, director Nimrod Antal’s movie has nowhere to run.
As a fan of Schwarzenegger’s macho, heart-of-darkness original, it gives me no pleasure to say that Predators is an uninspired mess of mediocre action scenes strung together until the final reel.
The 40 trumps all!
"WHY IS LIAM POPPINS STICKING. IT'S AN ABSURDLY BAD NICKNAME"
-LiamP(oppins)
So when are you seeing it?
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
Rental, maybe.
The 40 trumps all!
"WHY IS LIAM POPPINS STICKING. IT'S AN ABSURDLY BAD NICKNAME"
-LiamP(oppins)
well
what do I do Friday then?
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
I'm not a film critic
And I’m Australian, so I probably have different expectations or maybe I was too busy waiting to get home to fight with some kangaroos.
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
by jonthefon on Jul 9, 2010 1:43 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Do you know Guy Incognito?
The 40 trumps all!
"WHY IS LIAM POPPINS STICKING. IT'S AN ABSURDLY BAD NICKNAME"
-LiamP(oppins)
Duh
Grab your fangirl paraphernalia and see Twilight!
I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw
by LSJ on Jul 9, 2010 1:45 AM CDT up reply actions
I guarantee you've seen Twilight, John.
(And, yah, I h’d your name, cause fuck you there should be an h in there, that’s why.)
The 40 trumps all!
"WHY IS LIAM POPPINS STICKING. IT'S AN ABSURDLY BAD NICKNAME"
-LiamP(oppins)
No H
Because it’s actually only short for Jonathan. Which is even more stupid a name than Jon without the H.
And actually, I’ll admit, I did get goaded into watching Twilight by an ex-GF once. And I’m even more embarrassed to admit I didn’t hate it nearly as much as I should have.
The Edward character is fucking ridiculous though. Just fucking ridiculous.
I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw
by LSJ on Jul 9, 2010 1:53 AM CDT up reply actions
Oh, I watched Remeber Me with the wife today..
The Edward guy plays the same aloof, misunderstood, sulky guy in this movie. I really hate that kind of character.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Did he smell the jacket?
Actors smell jackets.
The 40 trumps all!
"WHY IS LIAM POPPINS STICKING. IT'S AN ABSURDLY BAD NICKNAME"
-LiamP(oppins)
by thedirkatron on Jul 9, 2010 1:59 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Is this a sexual euphemism of which I am unaware?
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
It's a reference to James Franco's acting class skits from FoD.
Pretty good watching, if you haven’t seen ’em.
He’s a funny dude.
The 40 trumps all!
"WHY IS LIAM POPPINS STICKING. IT'S AN ABSURDLY BAD NICKNAME"
-LiamP(oppins)
...
If I say no will you go away?
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 9, 2010 1:52 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Thanks for stopping by and being awesome, bballfan57!!!
Now learn how to use the fucking internet to find shit the fuck out, you dumb fucking fucktard.
The 40 trumps all!
"WHY IS LIAM POPPINS STICKING. IT'S AN ABSURDLY BAD NICKNAME"
-LiamP(oppins)
by thedirkatron on Jul 9, 2010 2:04 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Really?
This is what you’re about?
Like, you actually posted this comment?
Jesus, n00bs are such a fucking beating.
Why do people like this exist, and when did they start migrating over to here from the Youtube comment sections?
It’s getting fucking queefy in here.
The 40 trumps all!
"WHY IS LIAM POPPINS STICKING. IT'S AN ABSURDLY BAD NICKNAME"
-LiamP(oppins)
by thedirkatron on Jul 9, 2010 2:45 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
joined Jul 08, 2010
The 40 trumps all!
"WHY IS LIAM POPPINS STICKING. IT'S AN ABSURDLY BAD NICKNAME"
-LiamP(oppins)
Ummm
so we might lose JD if anyone but Greenberg gets the bid.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
Greenberg is getting the bid. To say other wise is just not right.
JD isn’t going anywhere, right? Someone say he’s not leaving so I can sleep tonight.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Knowing this team's luck...
Crane will get the team, JD and Nolan will leave, Crane will fire everybody in the front office and bring in his own people, we’ll trade half the farm for Cliff Lee only to be bounced in the ALDS and lose him in the off season to the Yankees. The sale won’t be done by the end of the season or even spring training so we’ll miss out on any significant free agent signings/re-signings, and it probably won’t be done by next year’s draft so we’ll have to go cheap again with our draft picks that we get from Lee/Frankie/etc…
I want to destroy something beautiful.
Pitching coach Mike Maddux on Darren Oliver’s 0.00 ERA this spring:
"Economical work. He ain’t getting paid by the hour."
Moral of the story kids?
As always, FUCK TOM HICKS!
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton
and really
fuck William K. Snyder of Southlake at this point
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
Oh well this fucking day just keeps getting better and better.
Pitching coach Mike Maddux on Darren Oliver’s 0.00 ERA this spring:
"Economical work. He ain’t getting paid by the hour."
We really don't deserve this...
Why can’t we just enjoy a fucking miracle of the Rangers having their best season ever without everything else about the club being terrible? Fuck.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 9, 2010 3:42 AM CDT up reply actions
Meh
Maybe he’ll find out he don’t like it in New York, and we’ll have a better shot at landing him via FA in the winter.
I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw
by LSJ on Jul 9, 2010 8:07 AM CDT up reply actions
you're kidding, right?
He’ll be locked up before the season even ends.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 9, 2010 8:32 AM CDT up reply actions
Eeyore with optimism?
Mind. Freaking. Blown.
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 9, 2010 11:28 AM CDT up reply actions
They're going to get him anyway though.
Pitching coach Mike Maddux on Darren Oliver’s 0.00 ERA this spring:
"Economical work. He ain’t getting paid by the hour."
the Yankees are like a cancer eating everything up
and cancer always wins
we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"
Aren't we the state of Lance Armstrong?
I kinda hate that douche, but he did do a lot of winnings after doing cancerings on his dick I think.
The 40 trumps all!
"WHY IS LIAM POPPINS STICKING. IT'S AN ABSURDLY BAD NICKNAME"
-LiamP(oppins)
by thedirkatron on Jul 9, 2010 7:31 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
his cancer won the TDF
aided by a ton of Winstrol, Trenbolone, and Testosterone Enanthate
we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"
Otherwise known as "The Full Michael Young".
The 40 trumps all!
"WHY IS LIAM POPPINS STICKING. IT'S AN ABSURDLY BAD NICKNAME"
-LiamP(oppins)
by thedirkatron on Jul 9, 2010 7:38 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Just what they need.
Mike Olt - 2013 A.L. Rookie of the Year.
He declined to accept the award as to not show up his fellow rookies. Incentives earned from being named ROY were donated to a local charity. He did not report this donation on his tax return.
I was hoping to wake up this morning....
and look to the tv or web reports and realize it was all a dream.
Instead, Lebron still lands in Miami, the Rangers choke against the Orioles, and now word of Cliff Lee landing in motherfucking pin stripes.
FMMFL….
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 9, 2010 8:35 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
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