LSB Age Demographic Survey
OK folks, you've seen the various survey's on here made by Laxtonto..this is a spin off.
I'd like to get a feel for the age demographic on LSB. I'm curious, because Black Francis wrongly labeled me as a bum who can't find my way out of El Paso, Texas. As if I were 40 years old and stuck here. Ha. I'm still in freakin' school trying to finish my degree.
So i'd like to find out all of your age's so I can get Homeland Security to start the process of placing a green dot on your household.
Edit: I re-made this FanPost because I messed up the poll on the other one. heHz
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"LSJ is jealous that the M’s fans have a sucky team that they can whine and snark about. We’re stuck with a good team in first place." -- Adam Von Marriagesmasher
"I’m gonna go on record here and say a great many things excuse throwing a chair at someone." – D.A. Tron
Have a sticker

I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw
I voted
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
I'm 22, and living at home with my dad.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
"What IS your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery?"
Don't feel bad.
25 and in the same situation. =/
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Eww! 30! Gross!
Yeah I thought that was pretty funny. I don’t consider myself old, but according to this maybe I should. hehe
I wonder if I am getting that old man smell and I don’t even know it.
What's the rumpus?
by Hypo-Luxa on Aug 10, 2010 8:18 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I thought the same thing.
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
exactly
Don’t trust anyone over 30!
41 here.
Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!
I'm 41 as well.
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
I don't believe you.
It is a great thing to know the season for speech and the season for silence.
--Seneca
by bioaggie on Aug 10, 2010 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
You must be under 30
get off my lawn and turn that music down.
Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!
I was expecting the pull your pants up too.
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
this is a an ageist poll
but I’m 27, even though I voted 26 accidentally.
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
"I'm a man!!! I'm 40!!!"
/Mike Gundy
Hey Tom - It's over now, so do you know how - to pick up the pieces and go home?
As an employee of DHS
Let me assure all that we are only monitoring Rev, MikeE, and Tron.
The reason for each is self evident.
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chain saw?
by Keynes on Aug 10, 2010 9:07 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
Heh
It would be wise to keep an eye on Mike E, his software developers are no doubt preparing to use him to wage cyber warfare.
"LSJ is jealous that the M’s fans have a sucky team that they can whine and snark about. We’re stuck with a good team in first place." -- Adam Von Marriagesmasher
"I’m gonna go on record here and say a great many things excuse throwing a chair at someone." – D.A. Tron
What department?
Wife works in ICE
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
Sweet
first 19 one
Mavs MoneyBall!!
Dallas Stars Examiner!!
poster formerly known as hinduplaya
2nd right here. Hellllllll yeah!
Sometimes I press CTRL+F and type in "Josey Wales" just to see if he made a stupid statement.
Buncha kids that don't know how to behave
Quiet down over there.
"LSJ is jealous that the M’s fans have a sucky team that they can whine and snark about. We’re stuck with a good team in first place." -- Adam Von Marriagesmasher
"I’m gonna go on record here and say a great many things excuse throwing a chair at someone." – D.A. Tron
Anyone else have to take a second to figure out how old they were?
It doesn’t seem like I’ve really had a birthday since joining the military. Always a in the field or deployed it seems.
My wife works for the Dept. of Homland Security
they already have been watching all of us.
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
well if they were watching last Friday night
I was really drunk, and I couldn’t tell she was a dude. Besides, nothing happened. It just felt nice, is all… Is that such a crime??
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
I nearly spit out my coffee
The part about people watching us reminds me of the 30 Rock episode where Liz tells Frank that, since he won’t give her a ride from the dentist, she might die and then her ghost will haunt him, to which he casually notes “well, then your ghost is going to see a lot of really freaky stuff.”
I don’t think the DHS people, for their own sanity, want to watch the people who inhabit this place.
"LSJ is jealous that the M’s fans have a sucky team that they can whine and snark about. We’re stuck with a good team in first place." -- Adam Von Marriagesmasher
"I’m gonna go on record here and say a great many things excuse throwing a chair at someone." – D.A. Tron
I'd imagine they spend their time watching 95% of the population
consuming something, watching TV, masturbating (i.e. cruising the internet), or sleeping.
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
I like
how you grouped the over 30 crowd together but included a 5-10 year old option.
We're trying to weed out the old farts to make us some soilent green
They’ve lived a full life.
I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw
That's one movie they haven't remade yet, oddly enough.
I’m sure they’ll get around to it though.
Probably long before they get around to making the Artemis Fowl movies I’ve always wanted to see.
I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw
I would like to
see the current day “furniture”
I was a Ranger fan when being a Rangers fan wasn't cool.
I don't
Seriously? 30 is the cutoff? I’m not answering this thing. Trust me, life does not end at 30.
"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.
Then he grounded out weakly to second.
Apparently it does in 2Legit's world
"LSJ is jealous that the M’s fans have a sucky team that they can whine and snark about. We’re stuck with a good team in first place." -- Adam Von Marriagesmasher
"I’m gonna go on record here and say a great many things excuse throwing a chair at someone." – D.A. Tron
30 was better than 29, which was better than 28 for me.
31 in less than a month. Up and up!
by FuturePants on Aug 10, 2010 11:23 AM CDT up reply actions
Youth has been served! Go Rangers!
MLB 5 divisions with leads of 1 1/2 games or fewer – what a season
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
Further evidence that the whole "we need a salary cap for parity to happen!" argument is complete and utter bunk
There’s only one sport with actual parity, baseball. The NFL just disguises mediocrity and calls it parity.
"LSJ is jealous that the M’s fans have a sucky team that they can whine and snark about. We’re stuck with a good team in first place." -- Adam Von Marriagesmasher
"I’m gonna go on record here and say a great many things excuse throwing a chair at someone." – D.A. Tron
wow TLTQ
You are a 40 yo stuck in El Paso while trying to finish your degree? I’m in the 5-10yo range and still trying to get out of pre-school.
Quit eating the glue.
And the crayons don’t go in your nose/ears.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
by TXHC on Aug 10, 2010 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
this would have been more interesting if
you group 5 or 10 yrs together all the way through instead of every year from 18-29. it would probably be a better representation of the age ‘groups.’
I’m 31 and aging too much as I’ve dislocated my shoulder twice in the last 6 mos doing what I consider a normal athletic action.
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
I had the Bankart surgery about 12 years ago for that.
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
yeah, surgery is what I've been told is the only thing
that will correct it.
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
It's not that bad. I had the surgery when I was your age
That is greatest pain I have ever felt when it pops out.
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
And we get this gem from OldHossRadbourn
OldHossRadbourn Graven image of “Bud” Selig soon to be unveiled in Milwaukee. Idolaters! Enjoy your locusts and two-headed calves
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
So I guess the two 5-10 year old are Lewin's kids?
Also, I’m deeply offended by being grouped in with 50-60 year-olds.
by MikeEl on Aug 10, 2010 10:52 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
espn_durrett Report: Mark Teixeira didn’t make trip – http://es.pn/8ZYatH
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
So Berkman to 1st base, Posada to DH, Cervelli catches both games
It’s good they don’t have to face teixeira. Bad that they can’t run on Posada all series long.
"Don't confuse the outcome that a decision produces with the intelligence that went into making that decision."--Tony LaRussa
Awesome
I hope his wife is in labor for 72 hours.
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
by boomer1 on Aug 10, 2010 11:07 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
lol
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 10, 2010 11:55 AM CDT up reply actions
He was just scared of facing the boos and our pitching staff
/conspiracy theorist
"LSJ is jealous that the M’s fans have a sucky team that they can whine and snark about. We’re stuck with a good team in first place." -- Adam Von Marriagesmasher
"I’m gonna go on record here and say a great many things excuse throwing a chair at someone." – D.A. Tron
did anyone else notice
that this was posted at 3:08am Texas time? I’m 24, and I can’t even stay awake that long. I’m beginning to understand why old people eat supper at 5:00 and go to bed at 8:00.
When I grow up, I want to be the Outlaw Ghost of Tron Marriagesmasher
"If the Rangers have marked improvement in 2010, I'm going to need to give JD credit." Josey Wales, Feb. 10, 2010 11:45 AM CST
Pshh, 3 AM is like maybe 4, 5 o'clock regular world time for us night owls.
I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw
I used to stay up late.
I really don’t understand how just 2 years has changed my ability to stay awake.
When I grow up, I want to be the Outlaw Ghost of Tron Marriagesmasher
"If the Rangers have marked improvement in 2010, I'm going to need to give JD credit." Josey Wales, Feb. 10, 2010 11:45 AM CST
by sunlegend54 on Aug 10, 2010 11:30 AM CDT up reply actions
dinner at Wyatt's?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 10, 2010 11:56 AM CDT up reply actions
Early Bird Special @ 3pm
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
Luby's today
early, though, gotta get home in time for Matlock. I can’t make that VCR thingy work right.
Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!
by t ball on Aug 10, 2010 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
I haven't seen a Wyatt's Cafeteria in years
by lost in space on Aug 10, 2010 3:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Damn same here.
If that place is still around somebody please point me to where. I remember going there as a kid. I loved that place.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Luby's bought them years ago
If any of the old locations are left I’m guessing they operate as a Luby’s now.
Damn, why did you have to go and do that?
lol. Now I’m googling frantically. I know they closed down years ago but there’s got to be at least one left somewhere. Look at this picture. Look at the Tahoe out front. This pic isn’t that old, probably 10 years at most. I wonder…
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
I don't like the fact...
that I had to vote for the same age category as Josey and Ed.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
I'm rooting
for Over 30 to be 50%+
by bdavison94 on Aug 10, 2010 11:41 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yep
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
What happened to Ed?
His account has been deactivated.
Serenity now, insanity later.
-Lloyd Braun
by Kevin McBrayer on Aug 10, 2010 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Just quit coming here I guess.
I think he had a falling out with somebody or thought the board had become too juvenile or something. He just hangs out over at NMLR now.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
That was his excuse
But I got the feeling his real/main reason was he couldn’t stand to watch his precious Michael Young get taken apart by the LSB community.
I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw
Well
Just as long as he is ok.
Serenity now, insanity later.
-Lloyd Braun
by Kevin McBrayer on Aug 10, 2010 11:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, this will not require a nationwide manhunt like The Search for Drew Sheppard
"LSJ is jealous that the M’s fans have a sucky team that they can whine and snark about. We’re stuck with a good team in first place." -- Adam Von Marriagesmasher
"I’m gonna go on record here and say a great many things excuse throwing a chair at someone." – D.A. Tron
Seriously?
every year gets its own vote and then everyone 30 and over grouped into 1 category? That’s lame! Why not age ranges?
to evoke a response like this
you’ve obliged well
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
He had age ranges in his first poll, but decided to change it for some reason...
I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw
LSB is fucking old.
Ha!
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 10, 2010 1:19 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Young people are stupid.
That's why they call them business sox
by egriffey on Aug 10, 2010 1:08 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Such a simple comment...
yet made me laugh, well done.
by lost in space on Aug 10, 2010 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm worried
that we have at least 3 people aged 5-10. We’re gonna corrupt them way beyond where they should be.
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan
Well I feel like
the GDTs are about 90% 15 year olds.
by bdavison94 on Aug 10, 2010 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
Rec please
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
That's a strange way to make a poll.
Therefore I voted wrongly. And you just said you were in school. You didn’t say if it was high school, college, or what.
people wondering about the age divisions..
I saw the original poll a little earlier last night and 20-30 was one group and it went much older. Someone probably told him to divide it up more heh.. 20-30 should have the most divisions but not all of them =p
I’m 24.
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That was a really dumb way to design those responses.
Not mediocre. Right about average
by trza on Aug 11, 2010 11:43 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
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"He tagged me way up here," Andrus said, pointing to his chest. "I'm not a midget. My legs are long enough."

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