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Rangers with record ratings last night

The Rangers posted an 8.0 rating last night, the highest rating Fox Sports Southwest has ever recorded for a Rangers game, easily surpassing the old mark of 6.9 from September 16, 1998.

To put that in perspective...the 9/16/98 game was game #151 on the season, with the Rangers playing the Angels, who they were trailing by one game.  The Rangers won, which put them into a tie for first place.

Last night was an August game, with the Rangers comfortably in first place.

Rangers fans are starved for winning baseball.  And the Rangers, right now, are well placed to capitalize on that.

With the Rangers having won last night, and with Cliff Lee going tonight, I expect the record rating to stand for exactly one day, with a new record being set tonight.

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If Tom Hicks wasn't so fat

he’d be kicking himself in the nuts right now. And I love it.

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Aug 11, 2010 1:02 PM CDT reply actions  

I hope he is sitting at home crying right now.

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Aug 11, 2010 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

i bet he sucks his thumb

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 11, 2010 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

heh

This shit ain't over til Bengie Molina sings.

by BigGuns on Aug 11, 2010 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Only after he stuck it up his ass.

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Aug 11, 2010 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes

I think he is a lover of scat.

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Aug 11, 2010 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

fancy a chocolate pretzel?

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Aug 11, 2010 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hicks

I wish. The son of a bitch is busy pulling the same crap with Liverpool that he did with the Rangers- doing everything he can to make sure the club is sold to whichever party benefits him the most, rather than the one which benefits the club the most.

Fuck. Tom. Hicks.

by RCCook on Aug 11, 2010 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

2nd verse same as the 1st, eh?

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Aug 11, 2010 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

no joke

I was reading an article about the liverpool sale this morning and you could have taken any number of the rangers articles over the past year, replaced the club name, and not have known the difference.

by Sherman McCoy on Aug 11, 2010 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

OH!

and I need to change my pic here to the right. He no longer has anything to do with this!

by Sherman McCoy on Aug 11, 2010 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

HURRY!!!

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Aug 11, 2010 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Chose wisely Big Sherm.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 11, 2010 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just another incentive to sign Lee

He attracts viewers. If we resign him we could then use that to get FSN to up their price for us which would offset Lees salary and hopefully let us have a higher payroll overall

by bigsteve on Aug 11, 2010 1:04 PM CDT reply actions  

Those of you in the Metroplex have a better feel for this than me. . .

If the Rangers put together some serious success (pennant or two, maybe a title, multiple divisions and several years of at least contention), how much would the area come out to support them, and would the support possibly last? In other words, does the DFW general populace have it in them to become serious Rangers fans and make it, while not a baseball-first market, a market that would bring a lot of money and recognition to their baseball team?

I don’t think I’m wording this well, but I think you know what I mean.

by philkid3 on Aug 11, 2010 1:05 PM CDT reply actions  

Look at the Mavs.

The D/FW area are big sports fans, but generally migrate from winner to winner. But they support sports pretty strongly at every level from high school on up.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 11, 2010 1:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

The answer in short is Yes

Yes – they absolutely would. The Mavs sell out EVERY game, granted its only a 20k person arena. The Stars? They sell out EVERY game and have an extremely loyal fan base.

As for the Rangers, just this season and last I have started to see a large difference around the area. A lot more people with Rangers memoribelia, from cups to hats and shirts. I live in uptown Dallas, and last weekend at the pool, saw quite a few other 20 somethings with Rangers stuff on. You would defnitely not see that 5 years ago.

by eric03tx on Aug 11, 2010 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

they did until last year...

"Diving stab by Andrus, gets up, throws.... GOT HIM!!! An unbelievable play! From short left field!"
-Eric Nadel on 5/17/10

by Jason Brynsvold on Aug 11, 2010 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's true, though

People watching is fun, too.

All the lower level season ticket holders are cokeheads and boobjobs

AKA BuckyB

by Jobu. on Aug 11, 2010 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's the Mav's crowd

"...he’s subliterate and needs to have a cork on his fork to keep from hurting himself when he eats" - AJM on Ron Washington

by Anonymous New Guy on Aug 11, 2010 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes!

Though I haven’t been in ages. My dad used to get company tickets for 3rd row seats at Reunion. So, so soooo much fun!

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 11, 2010 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

true that

But i was surprised how sparse it is when you go to games now. It honestly felt like half-full the few times I went this year

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Aug 11, 2010 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I only had a chance to go to a couple this year, during Christmas break, but it was disappointing to see how empty it was this year.

by TigerPride on Aug 11, 2010 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

they still averaged like 90% capacity this season

"Diving stab by Andrus, gets up, throws.... GOT HIM!!! An unbelievable play! From short left field!"
-Eric Nadel on 5/17/10

by Jason Brynsvold on Aug 11, 2010 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Unused corp season tickets

The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano

by bking on Aug 11, 2010 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah

unused it right. especially in the lower bowl

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Aug 11, 2010 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

The good thing about the Stars

is that they have a lot of young talent as well. Once the owenership thing is settled on their end, the new owners should be able to bring in a few difference makers and the team will be winning again. As it stands, they are really only one or two players away from being a 3-5 seed. If they win again, the stadium will sell out and the revenue that comes with that.

by eric03tx on Aug 11, 2010 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

agreed

its not as bleak as it seems

"Diving stab by Andrus, gets up, throws.... GOT HIM!!! An unbelievable play! From short left field!"
-Eric Nadel on 5/17/10

by Jason Brynsvold on Aug 11, 2010 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ya, hopefully

but you are right, guys like Neal, Eriksson, Grossman, etc are all young and talented. If Lethonen is solid in goal, watch out in a year or two!

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by mayur.patel on Aug 11, 2010 2:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

The good news

Is that the Stars have taken steps to fix that issue. While those seats are sold, it looks horrible to see the seats empty.

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by Brandon Worley on Aug 11, 2010 3:11 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Yep.

The fan experience, for me, is topped only by the Rangers. And that’s because I’m a much bigger Rangers fan than Stars.

"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010

by ghtd36 on Aug 11, 2010 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

There was a time in the late 90s/early 2000s

where Stars games were by far the most entertaining sports event to go to in DFW because of the atmosphere and the team

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by mayur.patel on Aug 11, 2010 2:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

id put some

quotation marks around sell out, i worked there for a year a lot of those games (mavs too) it was half full to 3/4 full

by studcrackers on Aug 11, 2010 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Also, as to your second point, I've said this before but in case I've never told you, it relates:

When I first worked at Disney World in 2006, I saw one family in five months of working there wearing Rangers gear. It was a big event for me (I back doored them on the Haunted Mansion).

When I went back in 2009, I saw more than that just in my first couple of days. During the summer, I would usually see at least two or three different groups of people a day wearing Rangers gear.

by philkid3 on Aug 11, 2010 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Was there last weekend

Noticed about a dozen rangers hats/shirts, saw more rangers than anything else other than phillies/rays/yanks/red sox

Section 239, Row 1, Seats 1&2

by JayAhre on Aug 11, 2010 2:01 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

That's a lot.

But last summer, I would probably say the Rangers were one of the five most common baseball teams I’d see worn. The Yankees and Red Sox dominate, and obviously people actually wear Rays stuff nowadays. But, after those three, I don’t think any other team was clearly ahead of the Rangers other than maybe the Phillies.

Of course, I’m looking for Rangers stuff.

by philkid3 on Aug 11, 2010 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lets put it this way

I have been looking for a new fitted cap for weeks now and they are always on backorder. That did not used to happen.

What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher

by Texfan1996 on Aug 11, 2010 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Took them in through the back door reserved for VIPs and guests with special needs.

Instead of them having to stand in the line. Not that the Mansion line is ever long, but it’s still something cool.

We do it as a “magical moment” to random guests pretty often, my guests at that moment just happened to not be random. Heh.

by philkid3 on Aug 11, 2010 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

figured as much

but I had to ask because, well, it is LSB

by thedudeabides on Aug 11, 2010 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

You still with Disney?

What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher

by Texfan1996 on Aug 11, 2010 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

My nephew just finished as an apprentice there.

He is coming home tomorrow but he enjoyed it.

What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher

by Texfan1996 on Aug 11, 2010 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes. He was at UT and they recruited him there.

In the Magic Kingdom. He worked in the costume department.

What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher

by Texfan1996 on Aug 11, 2010 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Interesting.

Hopefully his coworkers were better than the costuming CPs I just happened to be next to on the bus almost every day.

by philkid3 on Aug 11, 2010 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

His dorm had a lot of turnover

What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher

by Texfan1996 on Aug 11, 2010 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh really?

See, this is juicy. Do you know if he lived in Vista Way or one of the others, by any chance? Was it termination or voluntary?

In the 11 months I lived in company housing, I only had one roommate get terminated, and that was the second day of my college program.

I’m a severe outlier.

by philkid3 on Aug 11, 2010 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Please tell me that this is as awesome as it sounds.
I only had one roommate get terminated

I thought that was a different studio’s franchise, though.

by Closure GT on Aug 11, 2010 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Some of both

A few got sick of the whole deal and left. Others couldent play by the rules and got axed. Not sure which housing unit he was in. Only he and one other of the original group made it through the whole program.

What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher

by Texfan1996 on Aug 11, 2010 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's fantastic.

And extremely common, just never in a room I lived in.

by philkid3 on Aug 11, 2010 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is it really that grueling of a program?

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by Brandon Worley on Aug 11, 2010 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Depends on your job.

Can be. When my girlfriend and I went back as alumni, she worked in food service and hated every day of her life until she got out. And there are jobs more unpleasant than that. And the CPs tend to work long, late hours with none of the benefits normal employees get.

I worked attractions and loved it. Peter Pan’s Flight wasn’t so fun, but I still got to work with guests, eventually I got back to the Haunted Mansion (which is awesome almost every minute of every day) and the experience was great.

Most people who leave, though, are situations like being away from family the first time

Most terminations are due to alcohol, either being underage or providing it.

by philkid3 on Aug 11, 2010 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

How do you mean?

Currently? What do you do on the college program? What does one do in attractions?

by philkid3 on Aug 11, 2010 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

You're the guy.

That does a thumbs up and hits the green button, right?

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by Brandon Worley on Aug 11, 2010 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Minus the thumbs up, yup, that's part of it.

Especially at Small World, where you have to send each boat individually.

by philkid3 on Aug 11, 2010 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Make out city.

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by Brandon Worley on Aug 11, 2010 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yup.

When I was little, my parents would sit in the back row and make out.

My parents found lots of ways to scar me like that. That’s a mild experience.

by philkid3 on Aug 11, 2010 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

FACT

my parents never had sex

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Aug 11, 2010 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

My dad used to come downstairs on Sundays....

“Guess who got some last night….ME.”

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by Brandon Worley on Aug 11, 2010 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

fucking yuck

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Aug 11, 2010 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol, whoa

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 11, 2010 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

im so sorry

to hear that

i get uncomfortable hearing the word sex around my parents

by studcrackers on Aug 11, 2010 4:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Freshman year

the 2nd night…my roommate’s dad had been there helping us move in and get arranged. He left a voicemail on our phone that said, “I just hit the road..call me if you need anything, Michael. And Bob Loblaw, it was nice to meet you. Enjoy college, fellas! Oh…before I forget, Michael, I had to pay the Holiday In $75 because I broke it when I was fucking your mom somethin’ silly last night!” He turned out to be a pretty weired roommate…apple didn’t fall far from the tree.

"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"

by Bob Loblaw on Aug 11, 2010 5:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

WTF?

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Aug 11, 2010 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

You need special training for that shit?

I’m confused by this thole thing. What the shit?

I thought they just hired random ass people… I didn’t realize you can make a career out of this.

by cmkelly29 on Aug 11, 2010 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah, me too.

interesting inDEED.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 11, 2010 4:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

For working attractions?

I don’t know that it’s special training, other than intense customer service training and being taught your attractions. It is mostly people who apply to work, though it’s pretty in-demand, so there’s often a waiting list to get hired.

But a large portion of the work force is the College Program, where students take a semester+ to go and work, with provided housing. There are also classes offered, so you can get good experience and potentially credit (including, occasionally, internship credit) through your school. My ex got 12 credits from her program.

by philkid3 on Aug 11, 2010 4:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm still confused...

This is a lucrative career? I mean.. You decided you wanted to stop/start rides as your career?

I DON’T GET IT! OH GOD!

by cmkelly29 on Aug 11, 2010 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

This isn't supposed to be insulting...

I made it sound it that way though.

My apologies.

by cmkelly29 on Aug 11, 2010 4:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

I really don't understand the confusion.

Obviously it’s not a career for me, since I’m now living in Washington and I’m only seasonal. And I’m not sure which part of kids going there during college makes it look like a career.

That said, you can make it a career, but you wouldn’t be working a base level job (like attractions) forever if that was your plan. You’d work your way up the corporate latter (which I might be interested in).

Management has to come from somewhere.

by philkid3 on Aug 11, 2010 4:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, and yeah, it could be a career without any advancement.

That happens, but it’s not the majority of the work force, at least in the places I’ve worked. It’s mostly college program kids, people who want to move up in the company who are just starting, or people who are doing it as a job until they do something else (like any other low paying job).

There are people who intend to work a base level job at Disney World as their career, though, and they fit in to two types. The first are locals (or transplants) who never finished school (you almost always need a degree to advance in the company) and just can’t get a better job in the area, so to pay the bills their day job is working in the theme park down the road.

The second is people who actually like the work that much, and that’s fine. That’s not me, but there are legitimately people who — some even with (wasted?) degrees — really, really like it. Either the work or Disney parks in general or having such a low-responsibility job or something like that. And most of them come from other parts of the country, go there, get a job in the parks with no interest in advancement and are just fine and happy with their lives. And good for them. I wish it was that easy for me to do what I want to do.

by philkid3 on Aug 11, 2010 4:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

My nephew is (like all of us)

a Disney nut who wanted to try if for a few months to see what it was like. He enjoyed it but not enough to stay with it.

What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher

by Texfan1996 on Aug 11, 2010 5:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

I would personally hate costuming.

The plus of not having to be on your best guest-oriented behavior all the time would not outweigh having to deal with cast members back stage all day. And, y’know, I have no interest in costuming.

by philkid3 on Aug 11, 2010 5:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Trust me.

He would have rather worked in the park. It’s just the job he got stuck with.

What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher

by Texfan1996 on Aug 11, 2010 5:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I know how that goes.

Any time someone is applying, I tell them to only apply for the jobs they want. The application tells you you might not get hired if you limit yourself, but there are enough people who believe that you can get away with only applying for what you want.

I put down the two or three places I’d be cool working and thus avoided getting a job I didn’t. My roommates got quick food and complained and I had to wonder why they’d apply for a job they hated.

Costuming is a lot better than the worst you can get, though.

by philkid3 on Aug 11, 2010 5:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Mavs used to be terrible

And didn’t draw well. When Cuban took over, he put a big emphasis on a more aggressive marketing strategy. The winning team was obviously the biggest player, but they have sold out every game for a while now (I think). Considering ticket prices and that it’s a reasonable number of home games (41+playoffs), I think there’s good evidence that D/FW will respond to good teams, especially if they have good marketing.

If you’re good for long enough, like the Stars were and the Mavs are, success will still be there even when the results dip. The Cowboys are the only ones who are immune to this.

Regarding baseball, there’s quite a bit of support for it at the high school and college level in Texas. Until somewhat recently I think, Texas has put out better baseball players than basketball players. It wouldn’t surprise me at all to see the fans of baseball at lower levels become/come back to being big Rangers fans.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 11, 2010 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

I agree with Ghetto

Its a winners town. They’ll support you win, win or tie. They give the Cowboys more slack than the other teams

by BEW on Aug 11, 2010 3:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Stars fans have been a bit patient

But they’ve held on the glory of 99-00 for too long.

I can’t wait to see what happens this season, with no Modano, Lehtinen or Turco on the team. The Stars are going to need a good start and some early excitement or it could be ugly.

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by Brandon Worley on Aug 11, 2010 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

I would think so

Nobody cared about the Mavs until they were good, and now people love them. I understand that the ballpark is in Arlington and it doesn’t have a roof, but I see no reason the Rangers couldn’t draw very well if they put a consistent winner on the field.

"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest." - Khanone

by sbk00 on Aug 11, 2010 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

I know it comes with some burdens, but I've always liked being a fan of maybe the most popular team in American sports.

Even with years since the last championship, I feel pride when I walk down a street nowhere near Dallas and see a blue star on someone’s hat. I get a kick out of rooting for something that big and relevant.

I know the Rangers would never reach that point, but I’d kind of like to see them get a fraction of it. It would be cool to be a part of a Rangers Nation, so to speak.

by philkid3 on Aug 11, 2010 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thank you for not putting that picture in the heading

I couldnt bear having to stare at it. One click: fixed.

by bigskinny on Aug 11, 2010 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, but you can be proud of the team that represents your city doing a good job of it.

And you can be proud of being a part of something big.

Not saying life as a Yankees fan is difficult or anything.

by philkid3 on Aug 11, 2010 2:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

agreed

I’d be super

SUPER

proud of the Rangers if they won it all.

"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"

by Bob Loblaw on Aug 11, 2010 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Heh heh

You are really enjoying your new found knowledge

by BEW on Aug 11, 2010 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

It makes me feel awesome!

"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"

by Bob Loblaw on Aug 11, 2010 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

The best thing about being a Cowboys fan is

I’ve always been able to get the games. When I lived in Germany, AFN always carried the Cowboys games. Now that I live in Georgia, I think I only missed 1 game last year. It keeps me from having to buy the NFL Sunday Ticket.

by Tex2044 on Aug 11, 2010 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Indeed

Even in Houston, you get pretty much all of them.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 11, 2010 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

Whenever I’ve been somewhere I can’t get Sunday Ticket, I still almost always get to see the game.

When I was in Bellingham for school, though, it was hard, since it often meant I had to watch the Seahawks.

(I like the Seahawks a lot, but I’d never rather watch them than the Cowboys.)

by philkid3 on Aug 11, 2010 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Also, Sunday Ticket is awesome.

Because I see everything. Not just every Cowboys game. Any game I want to when the Cowboys aren’t on and usually every play of every game for every team.

by philkid3 on Aug 11, 2010 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

See, that would be the end of everything else that happens in my life

That’s why I know I can’t let myself have it.

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Aug 11, 2010 4:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Exactly.

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by Brandon Worley on Aug 11, 2010 4:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Precisely

I already worry what RedZone will do.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 11, 2010 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

I can't wait for football season

I set up a second tv in my living room and have the Sunday Ticket.

I already warned the gf that whatever she wants to get done on the weekends will have to be done by noon. She is very understanding which is why I love her so much

by bigsteve on Aug 11, 2010 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Second TV. . .

Interesting idea. . .

You can also watch Sunday Ticket on your computer, so. . .

by philkid3 on Aug 11, 2010 4:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

I can see that conversation with my wife now

Me: “Okay babe, we just finished a 7-month 200 game baseball season, but I want to go ahead and pay a couple hundred bucks so I can now watch MORE NFL than I did baseball.”

Wife: “…..”

Me: “Nevermind.”

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by jam0152 on Aug 11, 2010 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Only problem im running into

Is her parents have season tickets to the Cowboys and tailgate every home game. She wants to go to pretty much all of them except we won’t actually go in the stadium to watch the game. Ive already told her id rather stay home and watch the games from my couch than go sit in a parking lot and watch it on a 32" tv sitting in some rinky-dink chair. Plus having to pay $20 to park sucks

by bigsteve on Aug 11, 2010 4:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ditto.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 11, 2010 4:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't understand it either...

I mean, I love the atmosphere of a good tailgating, but eventually you go in and watch the game, right?

by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 11, 2010 4:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Her dad has 4 season tickets

He usually invites several friends of theirs to the games so there may be 6-8 of us in the parking lot tailgating and then 4 of them go into the game. A couple may come out at halftime and we could go in for the second half but id rather be at home then hoping someone wants to let me see half a game.

She said she’s going to try and get us one game where we can go in and watch the whole thing which will be cool.

by bigsteve on Aug 11, 2010 4:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

No no, I get what's going on here.

I just don’t really understand why anyone would do it.

Also, slightly related, I don’t think I’d ever get season tickets to an NFL team, even if I lived in Dallas. I love going to baseball games and college football games, and it’s nice to go to an NFL game now and then, but I see what’s happening so much better on TV. Not to mention getting to see all the other games. I think the in-person experience is worth it now and then (at least once a season if I could), but I don’t think it’s better than the at-home experience overall.

by philkid3 on Aug 11, 2010 5:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ever been to Cowboys stadium?

I promise you you don’t see the replays and stuff better than you can see it there. They play pretty much the same feed that comes through your TV at home on the Jerrytron. It’s awesome. You’ve got me on getting to see the other games though.

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by TXHC on Aug 11, 2010 5:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, can't do that unfortunately.

Would be sweet though, that jumbotron is nuts. They do plenty of replays during the game though when the teams are in the huddle, and they play the feed of the game above the field while the game is going on.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Aug 11, 2010 5:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe that was just last year due to the new stadium and all

But yeah I don’t understand it either. Last year she really wanted to go tailgate for the Seahawks game. So we get out there and pay $20 to park, walk to the lot they are in, and say hi to everyone. The ones going into the game go in and we sit out there and watch like a quarter of the game before I was like “can we go”.

Hopefully now that her dad has shown the stadium to all these people it’ll be a little different and we can go actually watch the games. He has some kick ass seats. Second level right on the goal line.

by bigsteve on Aug 11, 2010 5:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

This reminds me of the girls in college. ..

. . . who would go to the games early so they could hear the music, would spend the first quarter of the game with their backs to the field talking to their friends, and then they’d all leave after the first quarter because “I’ve said hi to everyone already.”

by philkid3 on Aug 11, 2010 5:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

With the at home experience now

the only games that are really worth going to are college football games.

by Tex2044 on Aug 11, 2010 5:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Compared to good seats,

football is one of the sports I think TV is still really limiting for. I don’t like the zoomed-in side view that broadcasts use.

by Closure GT on Aug 11, 2010 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

My girlfriend is a die hard Steelers fan

I’m considering getting Sunday Ticket so she can watch the Steelers. Is it expensive?

by DFWAg on Aug 11, 2010 5:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

$40 a month for like 7 months

Not too bad. If shes a big enough Steelers fan I imagine this may get your kitchen cleaned quite often

by bigsteve on Aug 11, 2010 6:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

My wife absolutely detests sports

We have a deal…I get to watch every minute of Cowboy football completely uninterrupted. I also get to watch every minute of Texas/ou, Texas/A&M, the Big 12 (or whatever it’s gonna be called) Championship game and the Texas bowl game. In exchange for those privileges, I will not divorce her.

"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"

by Bob Loblaw on Aug 11, 2010 5:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have a similar deal...

with my wife (who also hates sports) as it relates to Rangers and Utes football games.

It has worked out pretty well so far.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Aug 11, 2010 5:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

got a good deal.. my wife loves watching the Rangers!

Usually asks me when i get home if there’s a game on.

It’s Cliffmas-time!

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Aug 11, 2010 5:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

getting there...

i read her GoET’s previews sometimes.

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Aug 11, 2010 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

I love my wife dearly

but sometimes I think about how badass it would be to have married a sports fan instead of someone who thinks all sports are inherently homoerotic. She’s real weird that way.

"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"

by Bob Loblaw on Aug 11, 2010 5:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Classic

" Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless "

by Hamboner on Aug 11, 2010 5:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

heh

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by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 11, 2010 5:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

my wife is the same.

She hates sports, HATES them….but, this year, specifically in the last month, she has begun to gain interest in our lil’ Rangers…it is awesome in ways, and then painful in others.

Awesome in that, well, she is starting to watch the games.

The pain? She asks 37 questions/minute. She also has suggestions for rule changes all the time…

Wife: “How come if a player leaves the game they can’t come back in?”
Me: “Well, that’s just the way it’s been for a 100+ years”
Wife: “Well that’s just stupid”

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 11, 2010 5:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have a bunch of rule changes for hockey

but that’s only because it’s a terrible sport

When I grow up, I want to be the Outlaw Ghost of Tron Marriagesmasher

"If the Rangers have marked improvement in 2010, I'm going to need to give JD credit." Josey Wales, Feb. 10, 2010 11:45 AM CST

by sunlegend54 on Aug 11, 2010 5:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah, but everyone knows that

plus also, they don’t broadcast me on television, so the rest of the world has that going for them

When I grow up, I want to be the Outlaw Ghost of Tron Marriagesmasher

"If the Rangers have marked improvement in 2010, I'm going to need to give JD credit." Josey Wales, Feb. 10, 2010 11:45 AM CST

by sunlegend54 on Aug 11, 2010 5:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hockey is the best sport...

There. I said it. Baseball is more poetic and nostalgic. Football is more boisterous and tactical. Basketball is more brash and fun to play. But unless we have a 2010 Texas Rangers season going, give me a Game Seven Series in the Stanley Cup Playoffs over anything.

by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 11, 2010 5:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Grrrrrr....

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by Brandon Worley on Aug 11, 2010 5:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

I could get REALLY into hockey

if they’d do away with icing and off-sides, let players pass wherever they want and let them go in and out of the zone as they see fit; I think it would increase scoring and my interests also

Yeah, baseball is slow, but something besides passing is always happening. You may see a 1-0 game, but shit happened besides nothing while the game was going.

When I grow up, I want to be the Outlaw Ghost of Tron Marriagesmasher

"If the Rangers have marked improvement in 2010, I'm going to need to give JD credit." Josey Wales, Feb. 10, 2010 11:45 AM CST

by sunlegend54 on Aug 11, 2010 5:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

also,

I’d like to see hockey fights include weapons. How much better would it be if one guy starts brandishing his stick and the other guy rips his skate off and starts foaming at the mouth. Now that’s entertainment

When I grow up, I want to be the Outlaw Ghost of Tron Marriagesmasher

"If the Rangers have marked improvement in 2010, I'm going to need to give JD credit." Josey Wales, Feb. 10, 2010 11:45 AM CST

by sunlegend54 on Aug 11, 2010 6:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Blasphemy...

Hockey is a sacred art form…

by bigoil on Aug 11, 2010 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

the most-asked Sports Question by my wife

football: “When are they just going to give it up and start having sex out there. That’s what all the tackling and butt slapping is all about”

My most-asked question in relation to that: “When are you going to shut up about that.”

"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"

by Bob Loblaw on Aug 11, 2010 5:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why in the hell does your wife want to see that?

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 11, 2010 5:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

did you remind her

that that’s why you do that stuff to her

When I grow up, I want to be the Outlaw Ghost of Tron Marriagesmasher

"If the Rangers have marked improvement in 2010, I'm going to need to give JD credit." Josey Wales, Feb. 10, 2010 11:45 AM CST

by sunlegend54 on Aug 11, 2010 5:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

hahahahaha

She loves to be right, so if the teams just all of a sudden ripped their pads off and started a massive gang-bang, she would be right about their repressed homosexuality.

As you can tell, she is very rarely, if ever, correct about things.

"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"

by Bob Loblaw on Aug 11, 2010 5:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Your wife and mine should start a club.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Aug 11, 2010 5:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

the club I'd realy like her to join

is the “doing more housework” club.

I hate sounding masogynistic, but when we had our first kid, we discussed every possibility and she decided she wanted to try staying at home. I said I’ll support her on that, meaning I work a trillion off-duty jobs to come up with extra dough, so since I’m working all the time, I don’t have time to do the housework (we used to split it 50/50). Well, since she got knocked up again (2 months and counting), she hasn’t done anything at all. I’ve been restricted from off-duty work until I get released back to full duty from my shoulder surgery, so I’ve had the time to be Mr. Mom. But all that’s going away in a couple of weeks. It’ll be interesting to see.

"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"

by Bob Loblaw on Aug 11, 2010 6:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Misogynistic

Masogynistic is foreplay.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 11, 2010 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

hahahahahahah

then i definitely didn’t mean that!

"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"

by Bob Loblaw on Aug 11, 2010 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

My wife understands

Will watch with passing interest.

It’s the obnoxious active haters of sport that drive me nuts.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 11, 2010 6:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

ballpark

probably cost the Rangers a sellout last night. How many fans does the ballpark cost the Rangers on a night like last night?

by RangerMad on Aug 11, 2010 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

It really is true

When I venture up to Dallas for one reason or another, I have a hard time convincing people to go to games because of the heat.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 11, 2010 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Arlington

I think location plays into it as well. The park needs to be in Dallas, whatever they gain from Ft. Worth I bet they lose as much from Plano/Frisco and all the other white flight suburbs up north

by thedudeabides on Aug 11, 2010 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

I go back and forth on that

I’d settle for some good public transport.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 11, 2010 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not happening

in Arlington. I am sure when the time comes for a new stadium, it will be in Dallas unless they have turned that space between RBiA and Cowboys stadium into some major sports complex with bars/restaurants and the like

by eric03tx on Aug 11, 2010 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

they need public transport

all the land that would be ideal for building restaurants and bars is taken up by massive expanses of concrete a/k/a parking lots

by ed carter on Aug 11, 2010 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

You have to at least put the parking underground,

but when they’re putting stuff out there to save money, that isn’t an attractive idea…

by Closure GT on Aug 11, 2010 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

They could turn a couple of the lots into multi-level garages.

That would allow some of the parking lots to be scrapped and give some room for development.

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by TXHC on Aug 11, 2010 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

Garages do have a serious downside for sports, though: sitting in traffic on the top floor of a 6-odd-level garage waiting to get out after a crushing loss is unbearable.

by Closure GT on Aug 11, 2010 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

RBiA parking isn't great,

but this was something else. No multiple aisles for cars to go down, or secondary exits, or anything. Just a single exit onto a single street for every car in a big garage.

by Closure GT on Aug 11, 2010 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Parking at the Galleria in Houston

They have a lot of underground parking, but it’s spread out and has lots of turns and one way parts. The radio cuts out, cell service cuts out, you start getting claustrophobic and everybody gets a little stir crazy…

…I hate that place.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 11, 2010 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've never really had much of a problem

with parking at the ballpark. I’m usually in and out pretty quick.

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by Anonymous New Guy on Aug 11, 2010 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Admit it.

You just wanted someone to say TWSS. Or TWHS, in this case.

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by TexaninNYC on Aug 11, 2010 5:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

i heard

that its not going to be a pedestrian park above Woodall Rogers, but its actually going to be The Rangers Ballpark over Woodall Rogers

by ed carter on Aug 11, 2010 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's ridiculous

but wouldn’t that be AWESOME!

by JShoe on Aug 11, 2010 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not even close to enough space.

And there’s no way you could build a structure like that right there.

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 11, 2010 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

I would laugh SO HARD

that would be AMAZING though. Damn near walking distance from home – definitely walking distance from the spouse’s office.

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by Lisa W on Aug 11, 2010 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes

I would love to see a park in Downtown, so people up north could park in plano and take the rail down, and we could have a wrigleyville develop. Getaway afternoon games early and late in the season . . . that’s my fantasy and I’m sticking to it.

by thedudeabides on Aug 11, 2010 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Holy shit.

Here we go again.

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 11, 2010 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

What do you mean?

The heat?

We still drew 46000+. From the tv shots there were only a handful of empty seats. I don’t care if its classified as a “sellout” but if we can consistently get 40000+ thats fine by me

by bigsteve on Aug 11, 2010 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

37k gets them to 3mil

That would be very nice.

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by Rodney on Aug 11, 2010 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

these people are not accepting the reality

“the heat” and “$12 parking” are convenient excuses for not wanting to go watch a bad team.

winning cures everything

if people want to sit at home and complain about parking and the heat – there will be thousands of others waiting to take their place. millions of people in the dallas area, and the team only needs 37k a night to reach 3M as rodney points out.

by sam in so cal on Aug 11, 2010 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mavs were popular in the 80's

They used to fill up Reunion with 17,007 every night back in the 80’s. They were really popular and made it to the Western Conference finals in 1988. The decade of suck didn’t start until the 90’s, and they (rightfully) lost a lot of fans with that pile of garbage that they put out on the court.

Mariano Rivera? Nope - I'll take Dale Mohorcic anyday....

by woodenskillet on Aug 11, 2010 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

And that's part of why I'm not a Mavs fan.

I didn’t care much about sports at all when I was living in Dallas, but I went to several Rangers fans, so that made me care about them and I became passionate when I started to care about baseball. And everyone was so obsessed with the Cowboys that I cared about them, too, and then the Super Bowls got me even more in to them and I just steadily became more passionate about the Cowboys and football.

With the Mavs, all the adults always talked about how much they sucked and how much they hated them. As a sports fan, I now know they were just venting, but as a kid, I thought that meant I shouldn’t like the Mavericks, so I didn’t. When I started caring about the NBA, Kobe Bryant was a rookie who was getting tons of coverage in Sports Illustrated for kids, and there was no NBA team closer than the Nuggets in the next state, anyway, so a Lakers fan I became. And I think that’s part of why I don’t like the NBA that much, I became a Lakers fan but I don’t have a real attachment to LA like I do DFW, so even with all the winning, I can’t get that passionate about them.

by philkid3 on Aug 11, 2010 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think attendance/ratings

have been building for the past few years. I remember that when we played winning baseball last year that attendance was pretty good.

I definitely think there’s more than enough population in the area, even if baseball is the fourth-most-popular sport, to seriously increase TV ratings and attendance. I mean, baseball season starts as basketball and hockey wind down, and ends about the time that football really starts going, so I don’t think the Rangers have to worry about massive competition in that regard.

by jwiscarson on Aug 11, 2010 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

4th most popular sport in the area?

I’m not buying that hockey is more popular than baseball in the DFW area.

Mariano Rivera? Nope - I'll take Dale Mohorcic anyday....

by woodenskillet on Aug 11, 2010 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

That wasn't my point.

I was saying that even if they’re less popular than the Stars or Mavs, that doesn’t mean they would necessarily have bad game attendance or TV ratings, particularly since both franchises are so popular (or, at least until last season for the Stars).

by jwiscarson on Aug 11, 2010 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've honestly always thought baseball was second

most other franchises would have never drawn like we have over the past decade if they sucked as much as we have

by Sherman McCoy on Aug 11, 2010 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good point

I’ve always felt that way too…while the attendance hasn’t been high the last 10 years or so, it does seem higher than you’d expect based on the crappy product that’s been on the field.

by TRO_GT on Aug 11, 2010 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Population

I think the Round Rock franchise will help, I’d be interested to know what the ratings in Austin are like between Astros and Rangers, even given the ’stros suck

by thedudeabides on Aug 11, 2010 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

what would be huge if the Rangers expanded their television and Radio networks to places like San Antonio and other smaller

metropolis areas… Its amazing how even now that I can find two radio stations that broadcast the Stros and none that broadcast the Rangers south of Austin pretty much… That kills me. Plus, FSSW needs to be more flexible and show the Rangers down here when the Stros are unwatchable.

Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'

by blalock84 on Aug 11, 2010 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I was in Austin for law shcool

between 1997-2000 (when the Mavs sucked) and it pissed me off that they never showed any Mavs games (even when the advertised that they would. I even emailed Cubes to bitch and got a reply from him. FSSW will show the frontrunners but I am shocked they are showing more astros than rangers this season

by thedudeabides on Aug 11, 2010 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure it's FXSW

I have AT&T’s optical wired product and I can get both Stros and Rangers in Austin. Last year when I had Direct TV, I swear I could not get any Fox games except for Saturday afternoon games.

by Philar on Aug 11, 2010 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh, thats how it was in College Station too

Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'

by blalock84 on Aug 11, 2010 5:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

south of austin is what I mean, they have no radio careers or seemingly no cable tv either

Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'

by blalock84 on Aug 11, 2010 5:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

We get rangers games in corpus

I watch rangers games in corpus christi on time Warner alternative fssw station. No radio here though. Only astros on radio.

by CDorsey on Aug 11, 2010 3:48 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

I live in Austin

and things are definitely getting better this year. In the past the Astros had all the coverage and it was a battle with Time Warner to even get them to show the Rangers on the alternate channel. They do it now for every game and have even showed the Rangers on occasion on the main FSSW channel and moved the Stros to the alternate. Even the sports on the news is showing more Rangers (not a whole lot b/c they still think UT created man).

But with the Stros sucking so bad it has been a perfect storm and a lot more people are wearing Ranger gear down here. Lot of stores used to never carry our gear and now they are. Would love to see RR become the Ranger AAA team.

by chichitao on Aug 11, 2010 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

they were in the mid 30,000

range of attendance during the mid to late 90’s (playoff teams). This team is better and better marketing could get that into the upper 30,000’s. That would be over 3mil people a year — which is attainable.

Also, there’s a reason Cuban wanted to grow HDnet with the Rangers… so the value of TV over the next few years should increase as well.

The revenue potential for the organization is incredible.

by elvis1isking on Aug 11, 2010 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think the interest in sports in general is so high that the potential for a consistently passionate fanbase is there.

But, that said, this is a winner’s town first and a Cowboys town second (and it can be argued that those could be reversed). People turned out for the Stars but their attendance has steadily declined since they stopped winning like they used to. It’s still a good hockey town for this far south, but even winning a Stanley cup and going to another one, being a consistent playoff team and then making the WCF a few years back hasn’t been enough to keep interest from waning some once things have gone south.

With some continued success I think DFW could become what you’re describing, but it’s going to take the Rangers winning a pennant and a few division titles at least. And even then, a competitive team and some good marketing is also critical, both of which the Rangers have lacked in recent years.

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by jam0152 on Aug 11, 2010 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

woo for new, energetic and hopefully really smart owners

to bring that extra oompf in marketing

Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'

by blalock84 on Aug 11, 2010 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

They need to win a title.

As well as consistently be a playoff threat. They do that, they will have no problem keeping the support of the local fans.

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by TXHC on Aug 11, 2010 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Going to the game tonight with 13 friends - trying to get on camera through Chuck

having a hard time coming up with a worthy idea – thinking of buying reindeer antlers and having Baylor friends bring some bear stuff:

Any other ideas?

"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"

by Walter Sobchak on Aug 11, 2010 1:06 PM CDT reply actions  

and wait for the Knoxie

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Aug 11, 2010 1:11 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Or dress up as Chris Hansen

and follow Knox around all night.

"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest." - Khanone

by sbk00 on Aug 11, 2010 1:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

"I must warn you, I'm kind of big down there"

"He tagged me way up here," Andrus said, pointing to his chest. "I'm not a midget. My legs are long enough."

by Feliz es bueno on Aug 11, 2010 1:23 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Those conversations are always hilarious.

My favorite was when the doctor was caught, and immediately flipped his shit.

by cmkelly29 on Aug 11, 2010 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rec

Hoist his corpse up after every Rangers hit, and see if the players give the moose back to him.

AKA BuckyB

by Jobu. on Aug 11, 2010 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

this may be better...

that way Ranger fans can slap him and throw beer and feces on him as he’s pushed around the stadium.

This shit ain't over til Bengie Molina sings.

by BigGuns on Aug 11, 2010 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

Thinking

how much I would pay for a Tom Hicks dunking booth filled with urine

by thedudeabides on Aug 11, 2010 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Do a "bitch slap Tom Hicks night"

and charge 10 bucks. By the end of the game you could re-sign Cliff Lee.

What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher

by Texfan1996 on Aug 11, 2010 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Actually...

…just do the first part of it, and that’ll be cool.

"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010

by ghtd36 on Aug 11, 2010 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeh but I like the idea of a dead Tom Hicks dressed up as a moose..

with a hot dog hanging out of his mouth, with people laughing and pointing at him, maybe have a Sarah Palin look-a-like pushing him around.

Gosh I think I may have been smoking too much weed the last week heh..

This shit ain't over til Bengie Molina sings.

by BigGuns on Aug 11, 2010 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Please Wait until after the 12th

The fat man still has to sign the papers over to GnR. Don’t want to see any more court time as his will goes into probate.

After that, he’s up for grabs.
And no need to even wait for the proverbial ink to dry. It’s OK if it smudges as you’re dragging him away.

by Oracle Galvez on Aug 11, 2010 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Guess what else you don't get

The colonel

The snozberries taste like snozberries!!

by Chrom on Aug 11, 2010 3:55 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

pretend like you

fell off the 3rd deck but hang on and demand that you talk to knox on air… then climb back up

by I am Neftali Feliz on Aug 11, 2010 1:12 PM CDT reply actions  

The sleeping giant is awake!

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Aug 11, 2010 1:18 PM CDT reply actions  

hey- bandwagon fans

Get the f out. We’re all filled up.

"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.

Then he grounded out weakly to second.

by WyoRanger on Aug 11, 2010 1:25 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

THIS!!!!!!

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Aug 11, 2010 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Haha!

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Aug 11, 2010 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

How long have you been a Rangers fan?

What is your complete and honest opinion of Michael Young?

by philkid3 on Aug 11, 2010 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

What qualifies as a non-bandwagon fan?

What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher

by Texfan1996 on Aug 11, 2010 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Did you begin caring about the Rangers recently, or did you start paying attention again after you saw the standings?

And did you say things like “they’ll wilt in the heat, they always do.”

Or “When are we going to get some damn pitching up in here?”

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 11, 2010 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think I'm good then.

What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher

by Texfan1996 on Aug 11, 2010 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Someone who is

a fan for a full season prior to a winning a season.

"JD gets complete blame or credit for what happens in 2010 and I think Nolan wants it that way. JD is paid to be a real GM and needs to start performing like one." - Josey Wales

by Michael Cave on Aug 11, 2010 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

So should you never develop an interest in a sport while your local team is good?

Should you wait until the local team sucks to like them or should you pick another team elsewhere?

by philkid3 on Aug 11, 2010 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

i think thats how you hook the youngsters, which is awesome

so we may have a whole new generation of Ranger fans springing up, just like I and alot of others became big fans in the late 90’s when we were young

Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'

by blalock84 on Aug 11, 2010 5:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think it's a good thing

I was a pretty casual fan until the 04’ season. I drank the cool aid and have been hooked ever since. At the time most of you would have called me a band wagon fan. But ultimately winning teams attract new loyal life long fans.

by Rangers_Fan on Aug 11, 2010 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Personally, I think bandwaggonning sounds pretty cool.

I think it could be nice to be able to stop caring so much about teams when they were losing.

by Closure GT on Aug 11, 2010 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Was there some large incident

at some point in the last hundred years where people used to go around jumping on wagons occupied by some sort of band? Cause I really don’t understand this word

When I grow up, I want to be the Outlaw Ghost of Tron Marriagesmasher

"If the Rangers have marked improvement in 2010, I'm going to need to give JD credit." Josey Wales, Feb. 10, 2010 11:45 AM CST

by sunlegend54 on Aug 11, 2010 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

bring out your dead!

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Aug 11, 2010 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

The best part of that scene and movie

Is in the background, there is an old lady whacking a cat against the side of her house. Classic.

"Hey Sanka, you can pee now... uuummm, too late...."
This used to be links to my websites... But the man got in the way, shut them all down... Damn the man...
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by FormerLSBUser on Aug 11, 2010 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

i'm not dead yet

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

by Escher on Aug 11, 2010 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

how do you know he's a king?

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Aug 11, 2010 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

I didn't vote for you

When I grow up, I want to be the Outlaw Ghost of Tron Marriagesmasher

"If the Rangers have marked improvement in 2010, I'm going to need to give JD credit." Josey Wales, Feb. 10, 2010 11:45 AM CST

by sunlegend54 on Aug 11, 2010 4:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm feeling much better

No your’re not.

"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.

Then he grounded out weakly to second.

by WyoRanger on Aug 11, 2010 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

i feel happy!

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Aug 11, 2010 4:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

How did we get to Holy Grail?

What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher

by Texfan1996 on Aug 11, 2010 5:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

bandwagon -> wagon -> cart -> black plague -> Holy Grail

jeez… keep up.

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Aug 11, 2010 5:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

zz

here

"Hey Sanka, you can pee now... uuummm, too late...."
This used to be links to my websites... But the man got in the way, shut them all down... Damn the man...
Rangers Game Streams ~ Password: LSB123

by FormerLSBUser on Aug 11, 2010 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's awesome.

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Aug 11, 2010 4:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's exactly the part that makes me jealous, though.

Generally when something is painful or annoying to me I can make myself stop doing it. Not so with watching my team lose.

by Closure GT on Aug 11, 2010 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Im starting to like MY the more LSB hates on him

its like y’all are reversing the double reverse I already had on him.

Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'

by blalock84 on Aug 11, 2010 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

As long as I can remember...

As for face, I have more range, and I’m a quadriplegic…no shit.

So, kick the noob, fuckers. I won’t feel it unless it’s from the nipples up.

by BigB18 on Aug 11, 2010 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

You can use your arms, but not your legs?

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 11, 2010 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

That sucks

I was for a while, I know.

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Aug 11, 2010 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dude what happened?

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Aug 11, 2010 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Car wreck in '04...

Actually, I had been at RBiA the night before.

Saw Benoit, Powell, Nelson shut out the M’s.

Nice little “Goodbye walking” present.

by BigB18 on Aug 11, 2010 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sorry to hear that.

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Aug 11, 2010 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Car wreck for me too

Luckily I came around.

- All the Best -

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Aug 11, 2010 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Missed this earlier...

That’s awesome! The more people that beat this bitch, the better.

by BigB18 on Aug 11, 2010 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Wow man that's an incredible story...

glad you made it through though. Stick around here if you’re a big Rangers fan, I’m sure there are others here that have has similar situations happen to them or someone close to them.

by lost in space on Aug 11, 2010 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Do you still get a boner?

You wish I was joking, but I’m not.,

by cmkelly29 on Aug 11, 2010 4:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good God Cormac!

lol

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Aug 11, 2010 4:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

The guys in Murderball

Made it sound like everything works.

One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....
Defending Big D - Dallas Stars news & analysis; SB Nation Dallas-Fort Worth

by Brandon Worley on Aug 11, 2010 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Brandon, you are correct.

I’m in Houston for rehab (Thank God for Nadel), and I’m going to catch a quad rugby game tomorrow night. It’s pretty awesome live.

by BigB18 on Aug 11, 2010 5:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Best of luck to you BigB

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 11, 2010 5:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Appreciate it, guys.

But, enough about me. It’s Cliffmas.

by BigB18 on Aug 11, 2010 5:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

word

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 11, 2010 5:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nope

Santa Cliff delivers his prestens to all of us.

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Aug 11, 2010 5:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

you're being "sized up"

plead the 5th sir.

This shit ain't over til Bengie Molina sings.

by BigGuns on Aug 11, 2010 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

"I plead the Fizzifth"

"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"

by Bob Loblaw on Aug 11, 2010 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bob, do you ever get people that try to do that in just basic conversations or traffic stops?

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 11, 2010 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

have I ever had someone plead the Fizzifth on a traffic stop?

no….but that would be hilarious!!!!!!!

We’ve had drunk witnesses to major crimes before….and with a high proportion, when we ask them what they saw or for their name, they hilariously plead the 5th.

"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"

by Bob Loblaw on Aug 11, 2010 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

I oonnnllylyy hhhhhaddddd ttttttttttwwwwwwwoooooo beers

offiicceeerr.

Godwin's Law Version 2.0 (Rangers Edition)
"As a Ranger discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Danks, Volquez, or Young approaches one."

by LBBRangerFan on Aug 11, 2010 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

I drank profusely

A witness who did not want to testify before his prison trip said that. Of course, this was after he changed his story and could not Id the defendant.

by CDorsey on Aug 11, 2010 3:57 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

well done

your in

Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'

by blalock84 on Aug 11, 2010 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

And don't act like you've been a Rangers fan all along.

If you’re on the bandwagon, great; but have enough respect for the people who have suffered on this stupid bandwagon for years to let them have their moment.

"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010

by ghtd36 on Aug 11, 2010 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

years?

Over a decade

AKA BuckyB

by Jobu. on Aug 11, 2010 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm pushing two decades

God I was stupid when I was young. Rangers? Really? That’s the team you decided to be a fan of?

"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.

Then he grounded out weakly to second.

by WyoRanger on Aug 11, 2010 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

There were times in the last decade I would think about that.

I mean, I know why I’m a Rangers fan, but I’d still find myself wondering why the fuck I’m a Rangers fan.

by philkid3 on Aug 11, 2010 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have been a Rangers fan since 1976

Bump Wills was my favorite player forever. I cried when he got traded to the Cubs.

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Aug 11, 2010 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

I can identify

We lived near Houston when I was a kid and I was devastated when the Astros traded Rusty Staub. HOW COULD THEY DO THAT. I HAD A RUSTY STAUB GLOVE. Idiots

by BEW on Aug 11, 2010 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

I couldn't imagine being a fan of any other team...

My dad was a NY/SF Giants fan, My mother’s father was a Yankees fan I think..

However, we knew Bobby V when I was young.. so it was Rangers for my brother and I. They fired him, but the bond with the team was already there.

I don’t think I’ve ever met another Texas Rangers fan in Connecticut (in person, anyways).

I love the Rangers so much more than any of the other sports teams I root for. I love the NY Giants football team, but I just can’t tie myself to them they way I’ve anchored myself to the Rangers.

A Rangers WS title would probably be the equivalent of 10 Giants Super Bowl championships for me.

by cmkelly29 on Aug 11, 2010 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

I learned about baseball

Watching the Texas Rangers when I was 5 years old in 1994. I haven’t stopped following

by TheHuntforRedOctober on Aug 11, 2010 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

me too..

except for the 5 years old in 1994 part.

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Aug 11, 2010 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

I wasn't even a fan of MLB until I moved to Ft Worth way back when

My Dad is not into sports at all, except the Huskers. Kinda sucks not being able to talk sports with your Dad.

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Aug 11, 2010 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Same here

he has a very, very casual “interest” in sports other than auto sports (loves racing). By the time I got interested in playing sports, everyone had already been playing them for years and years and I couldn’t catch up.

"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"

by Bob Loblaw on Aug 11, 2010 5:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

I played a lot of sports all through school

He slightly cared, haha.

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Aug 11, 2010 5:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

I went to my first game

still in the womb, and the first game I could see at 3 months old. No other team is as important to me as the Rangers, I love these guys.

When I grow up, I want to be the Outlaw Ghost of Tron Marriagesmasher

"If the Rangers have marked improvement in 2010, I'm going to need to give JD credit." Josey Wales, Feb. 10, 2010 11:45 AM CST

by sunlegend54 on Aug 11, 2010 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

I used to go to games at Arlington Stadium.

$6 seats on the bleachers in the upper level, the hottest you can ever imagine being. I was like….7.

There’s no way I could be a fan of another team.

One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....
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by Brandon Worley on Aug 11, 2010 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

I remember going to games in Arlington Stadium

Scott Fletcher and Steve Buechele were my favorites. I was only 2 or 3.

"Embarrassing admission: I have never, ever, ever been able to see a guy's aura. That's right. I...am an aura-blind American." -Junior, FJM

by Desert Ranger on Aug 11, 2010 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Could the ratings be higher since the game is on ESPN also?

or will it decrease it because its on two different networks?

Texas Rangers- You hang 'em, we bang 'em!

by coldskeet on Aug 11, 2010 1:27 PM CDT reply actions  

Ya it is

But the national ratings on ESPN will simply help FSN get more revenue for these games… When ESPN buys out a national broadcast on a night that FSN is showing the game, they get mucho $$$… Better the ratings, better the money.

"Hey Sanka, you can pee now... uuummm, too late...."
This used to be links to my websites... But the man got in the way, shut them all down... Damn the man...
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by FormerLSBUser on Aug 11, 2010 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

am wrong...

it’s on both ESPN and FSSW.

"No nuts, no glory"

by coolaid on Aug 11, 2010 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

ESPN will probably roll out ESPN news here in DFW

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Aug 11, 2010 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

i'll probably watch on ESPN cause i'm tired of Lewin's screeching

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Aug 11, 2010 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

you make me HAHA

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Aug 11, 2010 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Blacked Out on espn

I am going to the game tonight and just tried to record game on FSSW and ESPN so I could hear some Yankee homer Love from ESPN. ESPN would not let me record it, said blacked out in my viewing area. Oh well would rather hear Josh and Tom anyway

by dbar on Aug 11, 2010 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Because he is a officedisk

They operate on numbers alone.

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Aug 11, 2010 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's an office dick?

I hate those guys.

Oh. I misread. Or did I?

"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.

Then he grounded out weakly to second.

by WyoRanger on Aug 11, 2010 2:13 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

It's football...

it’s always highly rated, and it was a national game…

by cmkelly29 on Aug 11, 2010 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

What??

Since when?

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Aug 11, 2010 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not it's not

No doubt that preseason game was on a regular television channel. The Rangers game was on Fox Southwest, a cable channel that many, many people don’t have access too. What’s important is that Fox is drawing record ratings, as I believe channel 21 did last Friday, for the Texas Rangers.

By the way, I must admit I saw the NBC promo with Ocho-Cinco and TO Sunday night, and I didn’t watch the game the rest of the night. I think I watched all of the Rangers-Oakland game, as painful as it was on Sunday.

by Philar on Aug 11, 2010 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, it wasn't. They had a 22 DFW.

A 22 national would have been even crazier.

by officedisk on Aug 11, 2010 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just give up. Nobody here cares.

"He tagged me way up here," Andrus said, pointing to his chest. "I'm not a midget. My legs are long enough."

by Feliz es bueno on Aug 11, 2010 1:53 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

how many total viewing hours in a week?

If the Rangers get an 8 share for both of these games and again for the BoSox games, that would be more viewers than a 22 share for the Boys

by JShoe on Aug 11, 2010 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Does anyone else think this is Rangers_100?

Trolling and bringing up bullshit issues. 13 comments and not a member of whatever the fuck the Cowboys SBN site is. Also, his account was created in February and this – this? is what he decides to comment on?

GoET do your thing.

"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.

Then he grounded out weakly to second.

by WyoRanger on Aug 11, 2010 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Eh,

just because Rangers100 was a beating doesn’t mean all beatings are Rangers100.

That’s just the sort of logical fallacy he would’ve loved a) lambasting you about, and b) using himself when it suited him. It makes me miss him so much! /single tear

by Closure GT on Aug 11, 2010 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah but the biggest trollers always created multiple accounts

Texasdawg was he who cannot be named (I think). Texasdawg then became Rangers100. The fact his account is so old and he just decided to chime in a ton today makes me think he created a few accounts long ago just because he knew he’d get banned a few times. Granted the fact this guy didn’t pop up during the auction threads detracts from my theory.

"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.

Then he grounded out weakly to second.

by WyoRanger on Aug 11, 2010 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

thx for the info....

now beat it

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

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by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 11, 2010 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

someone will be posting the Entourage gif shortly.

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Aug 11, 2010 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Go away.

You’re making us look bad.

One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....
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by Brandon Worley on Aug 11, 2010 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

Contrary to the intentions people are assuming, I’m just pointing this out because it amazes me that more people will line up to watch the crapfest that is preseason NFL football than will watch a game like last night.

by officedisk on Aug 11, 2010 4:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

And contrary to my presumed motives, I was posting that because I am amazed that more people would watch the crapfest that is NFL preseason football than the greatness that is games like last night.

by officedisk on Aug 11, 2010 4:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Cowboys play 16 regular season games, maybe 5 preseason games, and MAYBE 1 or 2 postseason games.

The Rangers play 162 regular season games, very few nationally broadcasted. No shit the Cowboys are going to be having higher ratings, especially when it’s the first official preseason football game of the year, dumb ass.

by kchorton on Aug 11, 2010 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

It couldn't be a bigger case of apples to oranges.

16 games vs. 162 games. Founded in 1960 vs. founded in 1972. 30 playoff appearances vs. 3 playoff appearances. 5 championships vs. 0 championships.

Now you want to talk about a bandwagon fan base

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by ghtd36 on Aug 11, 2010 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm looking at you Yankmee fans
‎"Winners take responsibility. Losers place blame." Brit Hume.

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Aug 11, 2010 1:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Hmm

I wonder what the ratings will be like on friday, friday, friday night.

"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan

by Conjunction on Aug 11, 2010 1:30 PM CDT reply actions  

They said TXA's ratings

Have been way up in comparison to 27 or whatever it was on last year.

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by FormerLSBUser on Aug 11, 2010 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

which night?

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Aug 11, 2010 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

I also think it was great scheduling

I know the Rangers probably had nothing to do with it, but they are filling up the ballpark on Tuesday and Wednesday on two of the hottest nights of the year… Most years if those two games were against OAK or KC, there would be < 10,000 fans out there.

by JShoe on Aug 11, 2010 1:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Less than 10,000?

Doubtful…

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 11, 2010 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Would you believe...

14,000… I actually think that number is correct… but either way, much less than 46,000

by JShoe on Aug 11, 2010 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sure

<10,000 is like what Oakland rolls out there.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 11, 2010 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

It would be interesting...

to see when the last time an August game had less than 10,000 fans in Arlington. The smallest crowd last year was 13,669 last year in September, and 12,184 in April. The smallest crowd this year was 14,707 in April.

Generally, the Rangers started averaging over 10,000 fans a game in 1974. They startied averaging over 20,000 fans in the mid 80’s and in the strike shortened year, they averaged 39,773 plus per game in 1994. They fell just 55,000 fans short of 3 million fans in 1997 for their top drawing year ever (36,361 per game).

by Philar on Aug 11, 2010 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Those numbers are generous though

I distinctly remember being at some games late last season with an announced attendance of 12,000 and thinking, “there is no way in hell there are 12,000 people here”

Although if they are really just interested in ticket sales, I guess it works.

"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Aug 11, 2010 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Big crowd again tonight
RangersRadioBD For tonight’s #Yankees / #Rangers game, only obstructed seats and scattered single seats remain. Once sold, then SRO will be available.

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Aug 11, 2010 1:39 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Combining Cliff Lee and the Yankees

Probably won’t be this full again until the playoffs roll around. Or, actually, until the Yankees roll in on the weekend in September

by octoberty on Aug 11, 2010 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

dang, give me one

Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'

by blalock84 on Aug 11, 2010 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Where is the SRO at?

Just is it just wherever?

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Aug 11, 2010 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Between HR porch

and the RF grandstands, I think…

by eric03tx on Aug 11, 2010 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Like on the concourse out there I guess?

Seems like people could stand out in center as well.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Aug 11, 2010 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

I always thought that is where it was

I think you can stand anywhere, of course. Makes sense there would be somewhere that would have a few tables/rails and spots to put food and drinks down, etc.

by eric03tx on Aug 11, 2010 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

yea, and right behind the left field seats as well, I've stood out there before

it’d be worth it for a night like tonight, of course its about as hot as hell out there because of the location

Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'

by blalock84 on Aug 11, 2010 2:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

I wish they sold

“If you can find an empty seat” tickets.

AKA BuckyB

by Jobu. on Aug 11, 2010 2:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

They do.

Day games during the week.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Aug 11, 2010 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Really?!

How much do they cost, and how does it work?

AKA BuckyB

by Jobu. on Aug 11, 2010 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just buy the cheapest ticket and move down lol.

I’ve done it plenty. You have to go on a really dead day, that’s why I said day games during the week.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Aug 11, 2010 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

that is totally unbelievable

SRO tickets? At a Rangers game?!?!?!?! My god how I wished I lived in DFW so I could go see that…

"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"

by Bob Loblaw on Aug 11, 2010 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sold for $200 each

My front row tix in 239. Easily the highest price I’ve ever gotten.

Section 239, Row 1, Seats 1&2

by JayAhre on Aug 11, 2010 2:25 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

A LOT

/MikeE

This shit ain't over til Bengie Molina sings.

by BigGuns on Aug 11, 2010 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

lmao

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Aug 11, 2010 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

My wife pointed it out to me after seeing something about it on facebook.

Oh those Rangers fans.

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 11, 2010 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

This

is amazingly fantastic.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 11, 2010 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

But the real question is

Would the Yankees have walked Guzman?

by RangerMad on Aug 11, 2010 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Deleted.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 11, 2010 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Aug 11, 2010 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

ESPN.COM

Front page piece on THE MUHFUCKING RANGERS!!!!!!

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Aug 11, 2010 2:22 PM CDT reply actions  

a small snippet from the article:
Fast facts: Where the Rangers rank in the AL
• Tied for second with six All-Stars
• Tied for second in saves (34)
• Second in batting average allowed (.243)
• Third in ERA (3.78)
• Third in batting average (.274)
• Fourth in hits (1,065)
• Fourth in OBP (.340)
• Fifth in runs scored (556)
• Fifth in steals (90)

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Aug 11, 2010 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

solid, as an oak podium
Young chipping in a .291 average, 16 home runs and 64 RBIs while playing solid defense at third base.

by ed carter on Aug 11, 2010 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

:)

:)

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Aug 11, 2010 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Solid?

Really? That’s mind-boggling.

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 11, 2010 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Solid:

the state in which a substance has no tendency to flow under moderate stress.

Sums it up pretty well.

"He tagged me way up here," Andrus said, pointing to his chest. "I'm not a midget. My legs are long enough."

by Feliz es bueno on Aug 11, 2010 2:36 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

Heh

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Aug 11, 2010 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

There needs to be something beyond solid,

in which a substance has no tendency to move, period, to describe Face’s defense.

by Closure GT on Aug 11, 2010 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Solid

a term used by people clearly only looking at errors.

AKA BuckyB

by Jobu. on Aug 11, 2010 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

people

believe it. I try and try and try to convince my buddy that he’s no good. He still tries to tell me he’s ‘solid’ and still adjusting to the position. It’s very frustrating, as generally, my friend is pretty base-ball smart and I agree with him most of the time, but jeez… That Gold Glove has some people convinced…

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Aug 11, 2010 2:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's been there for a full season and a half.

He supposedly practices it all the time.

He just is what he is, that’s it.

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 11, 2010 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

But I want to know why you'd say something as fact like that when it isn't even supported by any readily known evidence.

He’s not even saying “I watched Young play a couple times and he was solid,” which would be a worthless sentence but not necessarily wrong. He’s stating Young being solid as a fact when A) he can’t prove it and B) it flies in the face of the most reliable evidence.

by philkid3 on Aug 11, 2010 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good thing they are staying up to date on things

Chris Ray should continue to make a big impact in our bullpen.

by Motiak on Aug 11, 2010 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah

it’s actually quite a shitty article

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Aug 11, 2010 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

First comment:
With the year of the pitcher, I think it is time to look ahead in the future to 300 win pitchers, and here is an article to read about the possible 300 win pitchers
http://nyfanatic.wo rdpress.com/2010/08/ 10/the-next-300-win- pitcher/

by philkid3 on Aug 11, 2010 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Third comment:
“years to come”? sure, they are. it seems you aren’t allergic to BS when you are writing it….yes, i do believe the Rangers will make the postseason, but c’mon, you’re TEXAS RANGERS…gimme a break.

ESPN breeds this stuff.

by philkid3 on Aug 11, 2010 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

His point

I’m still trying to find it.

by DFWAg on Aug 11, 2010 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

TAG is so awesome

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Aug 11, 2010 2:23 PM CDT reply actions  

he is, i love that he still gets excited about it all

Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'

by blalock84 on Aug 11, 2010 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

So is there any way

that if we win tonight we can get the crowd to start a “GET OFF OUR FIELD” chant? Or is that just tacky?

What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher

by Texfan1996 on Aug 11, 2010 2:35 PM CDT reply actions  

I'd rather chant "get out of our stands."

To the Euless NYY fans.

"He tagged me way up here," Andrus said, pointing to his chest. "I'm not a midget. My legs are long enough."

by Feliz es bueno on Aug 11, 2010 2:37 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

I got yelled at by a yankees fan

because i accidentally touched the back of his head with my knee when murphy hit his home run last night……….. I am 6 foot 4 and weigh 250… I told him to STFU… not really i told him sorry but it happens

by I am Neftali Feliz on Aug 11, 2010 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

They are so touchy when they are not winning.

What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher

by Texfan1996 on Aug 11, 2010 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

How about

NOT IN OUR HOUSE!!

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Aug 11, 2010 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

I started yelling "get the fuck out" last night

and no one attempted to throw me out… although there was a lot of yelling going on.

Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.

by Texas Jihad on Aug 11, 2010 2:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

God I HATE the Yankees.

Whats the old saying? Rooting for the Yankees is like rooting for US Steel.

What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher

by Texfan1996 on Aug 11, 2010 2:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wannabe badass.

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 11, 2010 2:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

you big sumbitch

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 11, 2010 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

moobs.

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Aug 11, 2010 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mickelsons

Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.

by Texas Jihad on Aug 11, 2010 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think I like "FUCK YOU, NEW YORK!"

Clap … clap … clap clap clap.

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 11, 2010 2:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sounds good.

Hey they can’t arrest everyone!

What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher

by Texfan1996 on Aug 11, 2010 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

I would love to hear that

And “Fuck You A-Rod” clap . . . clap . . clap clap clap as well

The clapping might even remind him of an infection he got from the diseased womb of Madonna

by thedudeabides on Aug 11, 2010 2:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

I started a boli chant last night

boli is the steroid he took…our seats are only six rows up from the on deck circle so I am sure he appreciated it

Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.

by Texas Jihad on Aug 11, 2010 3:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

I always liked JJ

I wish he was a Mav

Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.

by Texas Jihad on Aug 11, 2010 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

We could use a pure shooter

he was good last year

Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.

by Texas Jihad on Aug 11, 2010 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Je

One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....
Defending Big D - Dallas Stars news & analysis; SB Nation Dallas-Fort Worth

by Brandon Worley on Aug 11, 2010 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Morrow!

/homer+Duke hater

Plus, Duke players are cursed in the NBA. FACT!

by Closure GT on Aug 11, 2010 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Other than Boozer and somewhat Brand

I will agree….jury is still out on JJ

Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.

by Texas Jihad on Aug 11, 2010 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

jj's a solid role player

also you’re forgetting grant hill and battier as long as we’re talking about guys who werent flat out busts

by studcrackers on Aug 11, 2010 5:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was using a nice and loose definition of "they don't win titles."

Which is a nice definition for my Duke-hating purposes, since only like 3 teams in the NBA win titles anyway.

by Closure GT on Aug 11, 2010 5:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ouch

"@BBTiA: So Ben Sheets had his flexor tendon repaired. And his pronator tendon. And his UCL, as well. I’m envisioning a post-injury Justin Thompson."

"He tagged me way up here," Andrus said, pointing to his chest. "I'm not a midget. My legs are long enough."

by Feliz es bueno on Aug 11, 2010 2:48 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Roen...Runin...Roolenverter

Runamucker!!!!

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Aug 11, 2010 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

aandro C.J. Wilson will start for the #Rangers Sunday, with Rich Harden still in the rotation next Tuesday.

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Aug 11, 2010 2:51 PM CDT reply actions  

Die, Dick Harden.

Die.

Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham.

by TheJeezus on Aug 11, 2010 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why?

CJ looked good last night. Keep him on nis normal schedule and push back the weak link in the rotation (which is Harden right now)

by bigsteve on Aug 11, 2010 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

I want to get CJ plenty of rest before the playoffs and I really want to evaluate Harden.

I don’t care if we lose that specific game. We aren’t missing the playoffs. We have the luxury of being able to figure out what we’ve got.

AKA BuckyB

by Jobu. on Aug 11, 2010 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't think CJ needs any extra rest

He will get some in September but its not like he needs to be skipped every time. Hes not a 24 year old switching from starter to reliever. He keeps himself in awesome physical shape.

by bigsteve on Aug 11, 2010 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

So you think he's immune from fatigue?

Everyone talks about the long Texas summers, the grind of an entire season, etc.

If it were my call, I’d give the only guy in our rotation who hasn’t pitched over 100 innings in several years a couple starts off.

And again, we really need to know if Harden is going to be on our squad come playoff time or not. And, I’m not interested in knowing if Harden can pitch on a week’s rest. I want to know if he can pitch every 5th game effectively.

AKA BuckyB

by Jobu. on Aug 11, 2010 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sure he may get fatigued

All the pitchers may get fatigued. Should we push Lee back since hes never pitched in the Texas heat this much?

If Wilson was struggling it would be different. Thats why the club didn’t commit to him on Sunday until after last night. We have a lot of road games coming up and if we maintain our lead into September Wilson can be skipped pretty easily once or twice that month.

And if we had someone other than Harden to go that would be ok too. But with as shitty as harden has been I don’t see any rationale behind wanting to push one of our best pitchers back a couple days in order to squeeze that piece of shit in. Hes the one who should be pushed back.

by bigsteve on Aug 11, 2010 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

CJ just converted from being a reliever... His highest IP total was 73 last year.

Right now, he is ALMOST DOUBLE that amount at 142. Now is the time to rest up his arm. If you believe that Wilson is a creature of habit (Jesus, have you seen the guy pitch?) then it would make sense to skip him now and the beginning of Sept, so he can get back into his normal rotation/routine right before the playoffs.

Also, the regular season is all but wrapped up for the Rangers now. They are fighting for the best record and that’s about it. A throw away Harden start with a get away lineup would be a great way to go in the following week(s). That way, Harden can either step up, or stink it up where there is no question he’s done and can GTFO for Holland.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Aug 11, 2010 5:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Im not worried about his IP totals

If he was Feliz jumping from 75-150 then yeah im scared. But at his age and physical condition im not.

And while have a ton of confidence in the division being sewn up we also have a pretty tough stretch coming up where if we play too many harden games that lead may shrink and it may not be as clear cut as we like. We have BOS, TB, MIN all coming up in the next couple weeks. Those are pretty tough teams and while we are also really good it only takes a 3 game sweep to bring OAK or LAA right back in the picture. So give me the best pitchers as often as possible

by bigsteve on Aug 11, 2010 6:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just like I suspected

They were waiting to see how CJ did last night before committing to him on Sunday. Had he struggled I bet they would have given him the extra couple days rest and let Harden go on Sunday.

by bigsteve on Aug 11, 2010 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

how many pitches did he throw in his 5 innings?

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by mtex on Aug 11, 2010 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't know

I think he was still under 100, or right around it, when he was pulled though

by bigsteve on Aug 11, 2010 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

96 I think is what they said.

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by TXHC on Aug 11, 2010 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

here's another ESPN article

this one talks about doing something about the heat at the ballpark

“You can’t justify putting a retractable roof on this stadium at the current cost of doing so,” Ryan said in a chat with ESPNDallas.com on Wednesday afternoon. “We’ve looked at sun screens that would reduce the temperature in the ballpark by 15 degrees, but we haven’t come up with something that is economically feasible on that yet.”

stink

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Aug 11, 2010 3:05 PM CDT reply actions  

Think about the Roman Colosseum
Two hundred and forty mast corbels were positioned around the top of the attic. They originally supported a retractable awning, known as the velarium, that kept the sun and rain off spectators. This consisted of a canvas-covered, net-like structure made of ropes, with a hole in the center.3 It covered two-thirds of the arena, and sloped down towards the center to catch the wind and provide a breeze for the audience.

That’d be nifty. If they could do around 75 AD why not now? I don’t bitch about the heat or not having a roof but the place already seems like the Colosseum. Might as well finish it up.

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Then he grounded out weakly to second.

by WyoRanger on Aug 11, 2010 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wyo

We don’t have slaves to build ours… We pay Mexicans to do that stuff for us.

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by FormerLSBUser on Aug 11, 2010 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

here we go

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by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 11, 2010 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

mexicans are slaves?

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by mtex on Aug 11, 2010 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Taking that way out of context

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by FormerLSBUser on Aug 11, 2010 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

hello? anyone?

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by Feliz es bueno on Aug 11, 2010 3:35 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Hey

I am not saying Mexicans are slaves, promise… Pointing out that they were able to get that done back then because they had slaves, and now we dont our construction and labor force is paid, they do a great job. Now, there is also the fact that construction laborers are mostly Mexican/Latino, but I guess you may disagree there…

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by FormerLSBUser on Aug 11, 2010 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

"construction laborers are mostly Mexican/Latino, but I guess you may disagree there…"

If we’re only talking about Texas, it’s fairly correct although it does depend on trade to a degree as well. It’s not necessarily a fact all across the country though.

by DFWAg on Aug 11, 2010 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

It really is

More and more immigrants are heading to the north east, central, heartland to land construction jobs… There is an overflow of those spots in the south, especially Texas, but much money to be had in other reaches of the country.

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by FormerLSBUser on Aug 11, 2010 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hispanics are an extremely small portion of the state populations in many many states.

I have a hard time believing a population group that is less than 10% of the state’s population is dominating construction. I also have a good deal of experience with construction companies from around the country and my experiences with them solidify my belief. And trade has a huge impact on it. Almost all masons and concrete workers are hispanic. Even in Texas it is not nearly as pronounced among trades like mehanical, electrician, specialties, etc.

by DFWAg on Aug 11, 2010 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

I can honestly say I can't remember the last time we hired a drywall crew to hang drywall that wasn't hispanic.

At the same time, I can’t remember the last time we hired someone to do carpentry and cabinets that weren’t Amish. They both do a great job and work for most of the contractors in Northern Indiana.

by Tex2044 on Aug 11, 2010 4:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

O jeeze dont get your panties in a wad

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by FormerLSBUser on Aug 11, 2010 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

They aren't.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

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by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 11, 2010 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

So you do wear panties?

Are they comfy?

Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.

by Texas Jihad on Aug 11, 2010 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good, that might hurt

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by FormerLSBUser on Aug 11, 2010 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

So many things wrong with this comment.

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by Lisa W on Aug 11, 2010 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Really?

I think it’s pretty spot-on.

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Aug 11, 2010 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Still doesn't mean there's anything right with it.

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by Brandon Worley on Aug 11, 2010 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

What's your definition of 'right'?

/KIDDING

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Aug 11, 2010 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

I know I don't want to do the manuel labor

Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.

by Texas Jihad on Aug 11, 2010 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

manuel?

haha.

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by mtex on Aug 11, 2010 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

I am here all week

Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.

by Texas Jihad on Aug 11, 2010 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Manual labor is the worst.

The. Worst.

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by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 11, 2010 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like manual labor.

If the pay was competitive (particularly the ceiling) I might be doing it.

by Closure GT on Aug 11, 2010 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Most of it doesn't pay for shit.

But some of it does. Some construction jobs, the oilfield, etc…

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by TXHC on Aug 11, 2010 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oil rigs..

I’m looking into that right now. It’s very…tempting.

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by Brandon Worley on Aug 11, 2010 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

I work for an oil company

visit a rig one time and you will see how non-tempting it is

by ed carter on Aug 11, 2010 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've been in the submarine service for 10 years.

You’d be surprised what I can put up with.

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by Brandon Worley on Aug 11, 2010 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

how does one get into submarine service?

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by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 11, 2010 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Um.

Join the Navy, in a technical rate. Volunteer, like a dumbass.

Get stuck underwater for months on end, for years at a time.

Repeat.

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by Brandon Worley on Aug 11, 2010 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wife's cousin just finished up

Almost re-upped, but had to go see about a girl.

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by GhettoBear04 on Aug 11, 2010 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Robin Williams just smiled.

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by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 11, 2010 4:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Son of a bitch

Stole my line.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 11, 2010 4:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

ok, I figured you were prolly in the Navy, and I remember you saying that in the past....

do you work with anyone who was not in the Navy?

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by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 11, 2010 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

For the past three years I’ve worked in public relations at Naval Submarine Library and historical museum. Half the staff there are civilians and we work with nothing but civilians that visit.

I get out of the Navy, however, in 49 days.

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by Brandon Worley on Aug 11, 2010 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

If you only want a taste,

go work for one of the Navy Surface Warfare Centers that does sub stuff in a civilian position where you only occasionally have to go on the boats.

by Closure GT on Aug 11, 2010 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have zero handyman skills, like zero.

When we go to Home Depot my wife does all the talking.

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by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 11, 2010 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have very few as well

One of my good friends can do basically everything. He just re-did his bathroom almost entirely by himself.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 11, 2010 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yup.

Even put in a new drain.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 11, 2010 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

The new drain part isn't that bad.

I just HATE tile with a passion. Floor isn’t so bad. It’s the wall tile and shower tile stuff that pisses me off.

by DFWAg on Aug 11, 2010 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Tiling isn't even manual labor,

it’s like super-human-patience-and-discipline-testing.

by Closure GT on Aug 11, 2010 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Heh

We don’t even own our place, so nothing to do. I’m content with just doing the basic stuff and hiring out for the rest.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 11, 2010 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Get an orbital sander and you'll find things to sand.

You’ll be going to lumber places just to buy different hardwoods and see how they look after a multi-thousand-grit sanding. :D

by Closure GT on Aug 11, 2010 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think this is the difference

Between engineers and nerds.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 11, 2010 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

I dunno

Of the engineers I know fairly well, you seem to be the black sheep. The only one that likes tools and sports is an Amazon.

by DFWAg on Aug 11, 2010 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

It can't be that rare.

Me, my whole family, and all the ones I hung out with in college, for starters… and there are a lot of other ones here who like sports and crap, just not the ones in the same group I’m in.

by Closure GT on Aug 11, 2010 4:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Though some engineers I know are more into playing that watching…that might be age related though.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 11, 2010 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'd rather play than watch,

assuming I’m not tired or sick or whatever, but watching’s definitely cool.

I’m just a competitive guy.

by Closure GT on Aug 11, 2010 4:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

I worked in the oil field during my summers in college

Well, maybe not the field all the time. Mostly at a natural gas compression plant but I went in the field pretty often to various pipeline sites. Honest work. I always looked forward to it in the spring and always looked forward to school in late summer.

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Then he grounded out weakly to second.

by WyoRanger on Aug 11, 2010 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

I worked at Haliburton for awhile.

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by boomer1 on Aug 11, 2010 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't know, who could it be?

SATAN?

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Aug 11, 2010 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

nice

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by boomer1 on Aug 11, 2010 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

What did you do?

I was technically a summer hand but more of a welder’s helper. Buff and grind welds, do some cutting of pipe, ran the smaller boom trucks (fun!), sandblasting of pipe, concrete (not fun), drive the pipelines checking for leaks, etc.

"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.

Then he grounded out weakly to second.

by WyoRanger on Aug 11, 2010 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've got friends that work offshore and friends that do inland.

If you do like the month on two weeks off or two weeks on two weeks off type of thing it pays VERY well. Several of my friends have made > $10,000/month doing that kind of work. Dangerous as hell though, you can definitely die.

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by TXHC on Aug 11, 2010 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Also it's pretty hard to get in from what I've heard.

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by TXHC on Aug 11, 2010 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Coming from the Navy, they're recruiting heavily

And it’s three on, three off and it pays extremely well. Plus, I’m having a tough time locking down a job, so my options are getting limited.

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by Brandon Worley on Aug 11, 2010 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

I would do it for a couple years and put it all away.

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by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 11, 2010 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's what I've been thinking.

Maintain my current lifestyle, stay single, and save up a shit ton of money.

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by Brandon Worley on Aug 11, 2010 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

how old are you?

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by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 11, 2010 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

27.

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by Brandon Worley on Aug 11, 2010 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, do it.

Until you’re 30.

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by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 11, 2010 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yup.

And I can finish school.

If I don’t get the job I’m hoping for in Grapevine, that’s the route I’m taking. And I can still live in Dallas.

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by Brandon Worley on Aug 11, 2010 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

But can you still mod

for SBN?

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 11, 2010 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not modding anymore.

Just a contributor.

The oil rigs for this company all have wifi. So that would help.

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by Brandon Worley on Aug 11, 2010 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Both.

They have on shore and off shore, as well as international rigs.

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by Brandon Worley on Aug 11, 2010 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't know.

I just started looking into this today. My friend was just hired by them.

I don’t think it matters. You live wherever you want, they fly you out to the rig for your shift.

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by Brandon Worley on Aug 11, 2010 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

get in the best shape you can

those guys bust ass, and you will catch a lot of shit if you can’t keep up.

by ed carter on Aug 11, 2010 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

Have to pass a physical test first, I know that.

I’d be hired as an electrician though.

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by Brandon Worley on Aug 11, 2010 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

I had a client that did that oil derrickoverseas

He got like 4-5 months a year off and still made ~280k. And, they flew him back from Dubia or wherever almost whenever he wanted, on their dime.

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by Rodney on Aug 11, 2010 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Laptop w/DVD player and a slingbox.

That’s about all you need.

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by TXHC on Aug 11, 2010 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

I know some people that have been doing Satelite work

overseas for over 4 years straight between Kuwait, Iraq, and Afghanistan. They just attach to one unit for a deployment, and volunteer to stay with the next unit that replaces them. All of them make 150K + per year and don’t really have any expenses.

by Tex2044 on Aug 11, 2010 4:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep, that's the smart thing to do.

I’ve got dumbass friends that are irresponsible with their money and they blow it on beer/strippers on their time off. By the time they go back they’re out of money.

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by TXHC on Aug 11, 2010 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ha ha..

No, definitely not me.

I just blew mine on the ex-wife.

Lesson learned.

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by Brandon Worley on Aug 11, 2010 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

=\

If we’re ever in the same town, I’m buying you a beer.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 11, 2010 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Where do you live now?

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by Brandon Worley on Aug 11, 2010 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Houston.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 11, 2010 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

I may be down there for training.

If I start to get serious about this oil rig job.

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by Brandon Worley on Aug 11, 2010 4:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Makes sense

Hit me up.

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JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 11, 2010 4:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

haha

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by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 11, 2010 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Any heavy equipment operator

makes 20+ an hour, some (mostly crane operators) make close to 40/an hour

by ed carter on Aug 11, 2010 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh, good one.

Forgot about that. That’s not really back breaking labor either like swinging a sledge or something, you just have to work outside. Equipment operators licenses aren’t too bad on the wallet and they don’t take long to get if I’m not mistaken.

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by TXHC on Aug 11, 2010 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

It fries your back though

I knew several guys who had to get out mid 40s or so, and they all walked funny.

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by Rodney on Aug 11, 2010 4:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Eh, I dunno.

It’s fine enough in smaller doses.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 11, 2010 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

yep

Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.

by Texas Jihad on Aug 11, 2010 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it sucks.

If nothing else though it has made me a harder worker and has given me a greater appreciation of having to bust your ass for what you’ve got. I’ve worked in the pit at mechanic shops trapped under a hot car with no A/C down below in the heat of the summer and in the dead of the winter with no heat in the shop. A couple of summers ago I was making >$4000 a month to crawl around in attics and blow insulation, apply radiant barriers, and things like that. In this weather. Step outside right now and add at least 30 degrees to that, sometimes even more depending on how much/little ventalation there was in the attic. I would do it again if I had to, but I’d rather not. That’s why I decided to go back to school.

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by TXHC on Aug 11, 2010 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've done manual labor, I worked in irrigation and landscaping for 2 years in New Orleans...it was fucking brutal.

and yeah, I couldn’t imagine having to be up in an attic all day…yuck

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by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 11, 2010 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ok

So am I wrong? Has the construction demographics changed since I left Fort Worth 5 days ago? No, I didnt think so.

I am not calling Mexicans slaves. I am pointing out that indeed, most white americans dont like to do manual labor. So now, we pay Mexicans to do that. Its not racist, its reality. They do good work, they get paid (not what they should), there is nothing wrong with that.

And my “they had slaves” comment was a witty response to Wyo saying that if we did something in whatever year we could now… They used slaves then, thats why it got done.

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by FormerLSBUser on Aug 11, 2010 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fair enough.

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by Brandon Worley on Aug 11, 2010 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's not racist per say...

…but I can see how some would assume that you were saying all Mexicans can do is manual labor.

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by GhettoBear04 on Aug 11, 2010 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

:)

“per se”

AKA BuckyB

by Jobu. on Aug 11, 2010 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Heh

That’s what I get for multitasking. Thanks.

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by GhettoBear04 on Aug 11, 2010 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hehe

You have to pay sex hotlines per say.

AKA BuckyB

by Jobu. on Aug 11, 2010 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

No

They do a lot of things in American society that white people dont like… They are also civic leaders, politicians, ceo’s and soldiers/veterans…

Everything basically… Its just that construction workers are mostly, like 80%+, Mexican.

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by FormerLSBUser on Aug 11, 2010 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I am fairly certain you aren’t a racist jackass, but I’m just pointing out there’s still an uncomfortable gray area between what I think you were trying to say and how it could be interpreted.

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by GhettoBear04 on Aug 11, 2010 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well

I think people who try and play the race card all the time run into that problem when involved in civil discussion…

See the Daily Show last week… Great skit on the race card

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by FormerLSBUser on Aug 11, 2010 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

So if I read something offensive into what you said

I’m “playing the race card”? Really?

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by Lisa W on Aug 11, 2010 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Its like the jump to conclusions map

Its a horrible idea! I totally see why you could take it the wrong way, but I certainly didnt mean or even phrase it in a racist way, so yes I think you were playing the race card… And as I was leading onto, its maxed out.

If you arent seeing what the joke is, check the link a couple posts down, its a JOKE

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by FormerLSBUser on Aug 11, 2010 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, it's really not.

I don’t think it’s funny in the least.

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by Lisa W on Aug 11, 2010 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ok Lisa

ok.

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by FormerLSBUser on Aug 11, 2010 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm Mexican-American, as if you couldn't tell by my sexy tan I have going on my pics..

I find all forms of race jokes funny. Because they’re just that, jokes. No need to get offended by them.

Ha.

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by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 11, 2010 5:22 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

That's because

people are overly sensitive pussies for the most part. Seriously.

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by Anonymous New Guy on Aug 11, 2010 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

This is what I have always envisioned

I think you could even do it with light metal. Make it ‘retractable’

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by GhettoBear04 on Aug 11, 2010 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

It'd be really neat

Two problems are 1) whether the structure could handle structural steel; and 2) if you use light guage steel whether some big wind storm would bring those things down on people (that’d be bad).

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Then he grounded out weakly to second.

by WyoRanger on Aug 11, 2010 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dammit

I was going to post that Youtube clip of that awful Supertornado documentary Discovery did, in which a tornado hits RBiA during a game, but I can’t find it anymore.

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by Lisa W on Aug 11, 2010 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Supertornado!

I think I’ve watched that episode about 20 times.

by RCCook on Aug 11, 2010 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah it's awesome.

Supervolcano is good too. I just fast forward through the “plot” like I do with all those disaster movie things.

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by Lisa W on Aug 11, 2010 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

The wind was my concern as well. I have no idea what the structure will hold, but even if you could just get more coverage instead of total coverage, it would be worth it.

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by GhettoBear04 on Aug 11, 2010 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

The idea wouldn't even be total coverage (in my mind)

More like a big-ass awning stretching a ways from the edges of the top of the stadium perhaps all the way around. Just an incremental decrease in temperature might help. Folks lower in various places would still sit in the sun but the ambient termperature would be better.

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Then he grounded out weakly to second.

by WyoRanger on Aug 11, 2010 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Really couldn't it just be on the 1B side

It seems the sun sets that way so just put up some screen type device there that way the entire stadium (lower bowl at least) is in shade at least for normal 705 start times.

Day games are going to be hot regardless unless theres a full blown roof covering the place. But at least they could do something about sitting on the 3B side where you bake for the first few innings.

by bigsteve on Aug 11, 2010 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

It would be interesting to say the least

The Marlins new stadium has some interesting stuff like this, could be adaptable…

I am assuming that because Ryan keeps saying it is to expensive, that means it would need its own support structure, sans the costs..

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by FormerLSBUser on Aug 11, 2010 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Speaking of costs.

I wonder if they could offset some of it by taxing the city of Arlington like what happened with Cowboys stadium.

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by TXHC on Aug 11, 2010 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Arlington would probably put it on the ballot

And the Rangers would have to basically bluff and start looking at Dallas, thus forcing Arlington’s hand

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by FormerLSBUser on Aug 11, 2010 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

They also have aquariums.

We have to top that. I’m not sure how you top aquariums.

Bigger aquariums? AN AQUA MONSTER?!

by philkid3 on Aug 11, 2010 4:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Easy

Real Texas Rangers, on horses… Riding around… Petting zoo for the kids

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by FormerLSBUser on Aug 11, 2010 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Eh

Kids love animals that arent wet and slimey

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by FormerLSBUser on Aug 11, 2010 4:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Horses>Eels and rays

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by FormerLSBUser on Aug 11, 2010 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rays killed Steve, thus are the worst

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by FormerLSBUser on Aug 11, 2010 4:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

No.

And I will challenge your assertion that most kids would agree.

by philkid3 on Aug 11, 2010 4:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

You'd have to retract the awnings during any storm so it doesn't catch the wind

Then, all you have to do is calibrate the cables so they don’t resonate at the natural frequency of the wind.

by cstorm15 on Aug 11, 2010 4:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

if you want to join, you have to really hate the Romans

/continuing the Monty Python quota for the day.

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by mtex on Aug 11, 2010 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

listen here

the only people we hate more than the romans are the fucking judean peoples front

by studcrackers on Aug 11, 2010 5:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

SPLITTERS!!!

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by sunlegend54 on Aug 11, 2010 5:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Got this from Pinstripe Alley
Back On Top of the Power Rankings
Rays, Reds, Twins and Rangers round out the top 5.

I’m not very intimidated by the Twins and Reds, especially when compared to the Rangers and Rays.

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by boomer1 on Aug 11, 2010 3:12 PM CDT reply actions  

What I wrote in the FanShot on this, I think it is really important to understand the implications behind this big rating...
This is big… Like this is way bigger than 41,000 more fans, or having a big divisional lead. These kind of TV ratings are huge for regular season games, literally some of the best around. I know it isn’t sustainable over a season, but these kind of peak ratings allow for FSSW to sell premium advertising packages, and inevitably when the Rangers re-up their contract with Fox this off season, there is no doubt in my mind the dollar total is going to be huge, like 1.5X bigger than before, probably a 7 year extension.

Since the All-Star break, Rangers games on FOX Sports Southwest are averaging a 5.4 rating, more than doubling the season’s first-half 2.6 average. Tuesday night’s record rating pushed the Rangers’ season average to 3.3, a 23% improvement over last year at this point of the season.

Congratulations Chuck, spend the new money wisely.

Literally, these two games, combined with the types of solid ratings we will see down the stretch, means the Rangers are going to be in the prime power position in these negotiations. And then if the Rangers do well in playoff ratings, o boy. Fox is going to be foaming at the mouth to get a new contract worked out…

You guys were looking for a way to have a $95-100 million payroll year in and year out? This TV contract might just be the catalyst.

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by FormerLSBUser on Aug 11, 2010 3:19 PM CDT reply actions  

Isn't our tv contract not up for like 3 or 4 years?

I thought during the BK stuff that was the timeline. I would think if we keep it up this year and next then Fox would come to us with 1 or 2 years left and want to re-negotiate

by bigsteve on Aug 11, 2010 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's what I thought.

The Stars and Rangers share a contract with FSSW, and the Stars’ contract isn’t up until 2014, I believe.

That’s why no one could understand why News Corp. was so anxious to bid.

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by Brandon Worley on Aug 11, 2010 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

NewsCorp

Well I think if Cuban had won the bidding it would have all but guaranteed that the rangers would leave FSN when their contract is up.

With Cubans comments after the BK it still makes it sound like he is going to go after the rangers on the tv side so that might possibly make FSN want to re-up us quicker but I don’t think it’ll be this winter.

However this summers ratings, along with what should be consistently high ratings next year with a winning ballclub, should provide the foundation for the Rangers getting a very nice raise in tv money come 2011-12. If thats the way its going to go then the new owners can take that into consideration when planning their budgets and it could impact us retaining Lee

by bigsteve on Aug 11, 2010 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is why the Stars need to start winning -- and fast.

They might be left in the dust with the next TV deal.

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by Brandon Worley on Aug 11, 2010 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

The problem

Is that it could turn into a Carolina Hurricanes deal. Only home games televised locally.

That’s not out of the realm of possibility, especially when one game last year wasn’t televised, and none of the local channels were willing to air it.

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by Brandon Worley on Aug 11, 2010 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Only the home games?

That seems backwards… I could (if I were in Dallas) go to those!

by Closure GT on Aug 11, 2010 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Only the home games

means the network doesn’t have to pay to send crew all over the country. Hotel fees, per diem, travel, etc. Thats a lot of money.

by bigsteve on Aug 11, 2010 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yup.

Especially when the home games are broadcast on a local station, like Ch. 27 or KTXA.

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by Brandon Worley on Aug 11, 2010 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ah.

But I bet the home team feeds for the away games would be blacked out on Center Ice still…

by Closure GT on Aug 11, 2010 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yup.

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by Brandon Worley on Aug 11, 2010 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

That just amazes me, though.

THEY WON A STANLEY CUP!

Even the freaking Thrashers were on TV! (At least they were when I lived in Atlanta.) And they had less-than-Rangers-level postseason success.

by Closure GT on Aug 11, 2010 4:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Crazy.

I don’t get it either.

And now there’s talk of expansion? Gimme a break.

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by Brandon Worley on Aug 11, 2010 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe it's the other way around.

I can’t remember. It’s something retarded like that, for a pro sports team. I think you’re right.

Until a few years ago, Blackhawks home games were blacked out. CHICAGO.

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by Brandon Worley on Aug 11, 2010 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes

but wasnt their owner a notorious ass hole?

by studcrackers on Aug 11, 2010 5:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

*points at Tom Hicks*

Can the Stars please be sold soon?

by Stormwalker on Aug 11, 2010 5:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

But Fox

Will look to extend this off season, without a doubt…

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by FormerLSBUser on Aug 11, 2010 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

try expanding your title of your message a little longer next time.... those 2 words don't look good close to each other.

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by mtex on Aug 11, 2010 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

ahahha

rofl

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by FormerLSBUser on Aug 11, 2010 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

What makes you say "without a doubt"

Why would they extend it when they have 3 years left when we are on a high and can demand really high prices?

Wouldn’t it be better for them to wait a year and see if a) we keep this success in ratings up and b) if Cuban actually starts spreading his cable network which is the only real threat to FSN out there.

by bigsteve on Aug 11, 2010 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not really how TV companies do contracts

You extend immediately on success, if failure comes you sell the contract to another network. I fully expect they will try to work out an extension this off season. It is to the benefit of all parties involved

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by FormerLSBUser on Aug 11, 2010 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Except the Stars and Rangers are tied to the same contract.

I wonder how that will work.

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by Brandon Worley on Aug 11, 2010 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

I am totally sure some lawyers will find a way to split that, especially since Hicks is out of the picture

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by FormerLSBUser on Aug 11, 2010 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

I wonder if that was involved in the BK

I imagine they were tied togather due to both being owned by HSG. Now that the Rangers aren’t are they considered two seperate entities and each party, while still obligated to the current contract, could negotiate on their own any new deals

by bigsteve on Aug 11, 2010 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have to look into that.

But something I read a few weeks back stated that it was definitely part of the bankruptcy case.

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by Brandon Worley on Aug 11, 2010 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

So why do they do it like that?
You extend immediately on success, if failure comes you sell the contract to another network.

How does this make any sense from a business standpoint? Whatever happened to “buy low, sell high” and all that crap?

by Closure GT on Aug 11, 2010 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

TV doesnt work like that

If the Rangers have great ratings through the end of this season, and draw well in the post season, they will demand top 10 tv money, or they will say we are ganna go out and shop around right now for a new carrier to start when this contract is up… Fox has to poney up… Its just how demand works in TV, its different than most other industries.

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by FormerLSBUser on Aug 11, 2010 4:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Guess it must be because it's not a real market.

Not perfectly competitive (no replacement product, for one). Otherwise it would be better for Fox to let someone else overpay them for just one good season instead of doing it themselves.

by Closure GT on Aug 11, 2010 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Right

Fox would rather guarantee to keep the Rangers rights, otherwise they lose advertisers that place ads on all their other programs as well… Dont want to risk losing the Rangers, especially now that they are heading into mega advertising territory, like beer and pharmaceutical territory.

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by FormerLSBUser on Aug 11, 2010 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah that doesn't make sense

Otherwise the Rangers would have been gone from FSN awhile ago

by bigsteve on Aug 11, 2010 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

No

Because Fox had been paying them above what there ratings had essentially provided for advertising wise. Now that the Rangers TV ratings are through the roof, the DFW market is becoming accessible for FSN advertisers like never before, that will generate mega dollars, and the Rangers will ask for there cut.

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by FormerLSBUser on Aug 11, 2010 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

But if you are saying "if failure comes you sell to another network"

Then why haven’t the Rangers been sold before now. You admit Fox is overpaying so why haven’t they sold the Rangers to someone else?

by bigsteve on Aug 11, 2010 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Like I said above

If FSN loses the Rangers, they lose a lot of advertisers that also pay for advertising on their other programs… Then, they essentially are a regional network for the Stars and high school football that also has a share of a national football contract. Thats not enough.

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by FormerLSBUser on Aug 11, 2010 4:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ok your reply above explains it relatively well

I still don’t think they will extend this winter given they have 3 more years left. What it would cost next winter as opposed to this winter isn’t enough of an increase IMO to wait it out and make sure they don’t decline and thus you are stuck paying high rates to a shitty team

by bigsteve on Aug 11, 2010 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Eh

FSN may not really want to, but Chuck will go to them and say lets get talking, and if FSN doesn’t want to, they can pretty much guarantee FSN will be second in line for bidding rights after the contract is done, and they do not want that. That would be bad, really bad.

And just fyi, if that happened, I am totally sure CBS 11 would pick up the rights.

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by FormerLSBUser on Aug 11, 2010 4:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sports Radio Frustration in Austin

We’re only 180-something miles from Arlington by road, and I listen to sports talk radio in Austin. But often I feel like I’m a Rangers’ fan who has been dumped in a field, and is isolated from the rest of the world. This morning I am listenig to my favorite sports show heading to work and they are having a discussion of the three tops stories. They were:
1) When will Brett “the drama queen” Farve text somebody again and and have Ed Werter flying into Missississippi to do another 24 hour news cycle. (I hate this!)
2) Will the DallasCowboys have enough players for their Thursday night exhibition game, and
3) some football story that wasn’t even a U.T. college football story.
I flipped the station so quickly to the other sports station, and they were talkeing UT football, which I can understand.

But that game last night was the Rangers beating the Yankees in extra innings before 46,100 fans and it gets no mention except for what ESPN provides in its national updates.

I am thinking about sending e-mails to these jerks and reaming them for their lack of regional sports interest. Maybe I could shame them into talking about the Rangers, but I doubt it! At least the Statesman’s two stop sports stories were a Lance Berkman feature, and Rangers Beat Yanks in 10!

Tell me it is better in DFW sports radio….please!

by Philar on Aug 11, 2010 3:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Sports Radio Frustration in Austin

We’re only 180-something miles from Arlington by road, and I listen to sports talk radio in Austin. But often I feel like I’m a Rangers’ fan who has been dumped in a field, and is isolated from the rest of the world. This morning I am listenig to my favorite sports show heading to work and they are having a discussion of the three tops stories. They were:
1) When will Brett “the drama queen” Farve text somebody again and and have Ed Werter flying into Missississippi to do another 24 hour news cycle. (I hate this!)
2) Will the DallasCowboys have enough players for their Thursday night exhibition game, and
3) some football story that wasn’t even a U.T. college football story.
I flipped the station so quickly to the other sports station, and they were talkeing UT football, which I can understand.

But that game last night was the Rangers beating the Yankees in extra innings before 46,100 fans and it gets no mention except for what ESPN provides in its national updates.

I am thinking about sending e-mails to these jerks and reaming them for their lack of regional sports interest. Maybe I could shame them into talking about the Rangers, but I doubt it! At least the Statesman’s two stop sports stories were a Lance Berkman feature, and Rangers Beat Yanks in 10!

Tell me it is better in DFW sports radio….please!

by Philar on Aug 11, 2010 3:25 PM CDT reply actions  

funny

I have no secrets

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by jam0152 on Aug 11, 2010 3:29 PM CDT reply actions  

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by boomer1 on Aug 11, 2010 3:41 PM CDT reply actions  

Dang

Guess Chuck has to miss Lees start tonight

by bigsteve on Aug 11, 2010 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

i'm sure Bud is sending them back on his private jet so they won't miss it.

Giving it to them for ‘good behavior’

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Aug 11, 2010 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

So I was pretty excited about last nights game...

I don’t even know how describe what I’m feeling with Lee pitching tonight.

It’s 340p and I’m fucking giddy as shit.

by lost in space on Aug 11, 2010 3:41 PM CDT reply actions  

I'd be more giddy

If I could just watch this fucking game on TV.

One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....
Defending Big D - Dallas Stars news & analysis; SB Nation Dallas-Fort Worth

by Brandon Worley on Aug 11, 2010 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

I live in Connecticut.

And I have Dish Network.

DISH doesn’t carry the YES Network. Since this is a “local” game, I can’t watch it on ESPN.

One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....
Defending Big D - Dallas Stars news & analysis; SB Nation Dallas-Fort Worth

by Brandon Worley on Aug 11, 2010 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

damn

you have a lot going against you

by ed carter on Aug 11, 2010 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

I know.

That’s why I’m moving back to Dallas.

There are some other reasons as well.

One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....
Defending Big D - Dallas Stars news & analysis; SB Nation Dallas-Fort Worth

by Brandon Worley on Aug 11, 2010 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Enthusiastic Titty Bars.

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29

by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 11, 2010 5:35 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

And watch the game with a bunch of Yankees fans?

Hell fucking no.

One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....
Defending Big D - Dallas Stars news & analysis; SB Nation Dallas-Fort Worth

by Brandon Worley on Aug 11, 2010 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

I know, right?

Somehow, through the will of basic human survival, I’ll get by.

….

…Or just watch an illegal feed online.

One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....
Defending Big D - Dallas Stars news & analysis; SB Nation Dallas-Fort Worth

by Brandon Worley on Aug 11, 2010 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

we need an intra-series preview from GoET

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Aug 11, 2010 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes, this

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Aug 11, 2010 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

No shit, what a lazy ass.

How dare him have a real life that doesn’t pertain to LSB.

by lost in space on Aug 11, 2010 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

CLIFF LEE!

CLIFF LEE! CLIFF LEE! CLIFF LEE! CLIFF LEE! CLIFF LEE! CLIFF LEE! CLIFF LEE! CLIFF LEE! CLIFF LEE! CLIFF LEE! CLIFF LEE! CLIFF LEE! CLIFF LEE! CLIFF LEE! CLIFF LEE! CLIFF LEE! CLIFF LEE! CLIFF LEE! CLIFF LEE! CLIFF LEE! CLIFF LEE! CLIFF LEE! CLIFF LEE! CLIFF LEE! CLIFF LEE! CLIFF LEE! CLIFF LEE! CLIFF LEE! CLIFF LEE! CLIFF LEE! CLIFF LEE! CLIFF LEE! CLIFF LEE! CLIFF LEE! CLIFF LEE! CLIFF LEE! CLIFF LEE! CLIFF LEE! CLIFF LEE! CLIFF LEE!

There you go.

by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 11, 2010 4:19 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

I was at the game last night.

Last night, walking across the bridge over Mark Holtz Lake/Tom Goodwin Creek, I yelled out, “HAPPY CLIFFMAS EVE!”

I got a much, much larger response than I anticipated.

The Rangers — and especially Cliff Lee — make me very happy.

"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010

by ghtd36 on Aug 11, 2010 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

are you gonna tell us what the response was

i’m intrigued…

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Aug 11, 2010 4:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

JeffWilson_FWST Greenberg on eve of group taking ownership: “I’m not going to lie, it’s pretty cool.”

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Aug 11, 2010 3:45 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

still love you Chuck

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 11, 2010 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

We all love Chuck

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Aug 11, 2010 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Did they show the "Thanks Chuck" banner last night?

It was hanging off the club level near third base.

"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Aug 11, 2010 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes, I believe they did.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 11, 2010 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Aug 11, 2010 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yup.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 11, 2010 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

sure, but we each have varying degrees

mine is of the creepy variety.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 11, 2010 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

my response to his Facebook post two days ago:
I love you, Chuck. And I mean it in the least weird way a grown, married stranger can love the owner of his favorite team. Go Rangers!

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Aug 11, 2010 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

haha

i’ve

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 11, 2010 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

you've what?

When I grow up, I want to be the Outlaw Ghost of Tron Marriagesmasher

"If the Rangers have marked improvement in 2010, I'm going to need to give JD credit." Josey Wales, Feb. 10, 2010 11:45 AM CST

by sunlegend54 on Aug 11, 2010 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

no idea

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 11, 2010 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

this is the best sub-thread of the day

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Aug 11, 2010 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

He has an apology up about being slow on responding to Facebook messages lately.

In the middle of a serious ownership battle, the owner of the Texas Rangers is sorry he hasn’t responded to each and every message on Facebook in a timely manner.

. . .

by philkid3 on Aug 11, 2010 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Saw that

Pretty entertaining.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 11, 2010 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

classy dude

haha, you’d imagine he has gotten several thousand

Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'

by blalock84 on Aug 11, 2010 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Awesome!
EricFisherSBJ Greenberg has not given up on new scoreboard next year at #Rangers ballpark. Time is getting tight, but 2 meetings already this week on it.

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Aug 11, 2010 4:01 PM CDT reply actions  

line up

aandro #Rangers lineup – Andrus, Young, Hamilton, Guerrero, Cruz, Murphy, Molina, Moreland, Guzman.

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Aug 11, 2010 4:07 PM CDT reply actions  

More Mr. White, please!

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Aug 11, 2010 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 11, 2010 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ha. I wanted Moreland in last night...

and Cantu is 5-11 against Vazquez.

"He tagged me way up here," Andrus said, pointing to his chest. "I'm not a midget. My legs are long enough."

by Feliz es bueno on Aug 11, 2010 4:16 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

NYY

Jeter SS, Swisher RF, Thames DH, Rodriguez 3B, Cano 2B, Posada C, Kearns LF, Berkman 1B, Gardner CF, (Vazquez P)
http://bit.ly/am04Nj

"He tagged me way up here," Andrus said, pointing to his chest. "I'm not a midget. My legs are long enough."

by Feliz es bueno on Aug 11, 2010 4:12 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Does it really matter?

Lee is going to show them what Cliffmas is all about.

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Aug 11, 2010 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Posada at C

Really wish Borbon was playing and he and Elvis could run wild (if they could get on base)

by bigsteve on Aug 11, 2010 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Molina could steal on Posada

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Aug 11, 2010 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

don't get carried away there...

Posada could catch a 55 mph eephus pitch and, with the ball in his glove, run from home to 2nd to make the out himself if Molina tried to steal.

"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"

by Bob Loblaw on Aug 11, 2010 5:29 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yep.

Why even try? Might as well step on home plate 27 times.

"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010

by ghtd36 on Aug 11, 2010 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

when was the last time Berkman was 8th in a lineup?

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Aug 11, 2010 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

man, with all the comments today

are you guys and girls hungry for the game today or what?

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Aug 11, 2010 4:14 PM CDT reply actions  

I have been ready since last nights game ended

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Aug 11, 2010 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

heh - is it Friday afternoon

a couple scratches and some face paint
and you’ll be primed for the game

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Aug 11, 2010 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Aug 11, 2010 4:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

600th comment in a random mid-day fanpost.

"He tagged me way up here," Andrus said, pointing to his chest. "I'm not a midget. My legs are long enough."

by Feliz es bueno on Aug 11, 2010 4:28 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Well fucking pitch better and you won't have to worry about it.

aandro From Rich Harden: I don’t like ever being pushed back or missing start dates, but I understand the decision at the same time.

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Aug 11, 2010 4:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Tough shit, Rich.

Shit the bed again and you’ll be looking for work.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Aug 11, 2010 4:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

he and Guillen could be roomies!

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Aug 11, 2010 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Then perhaps...

you should stop sucking and start pitching like it’s 2005 again.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Aug 11, 2010 5:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Greinke and Weaver are in a serious pitching duel

1-1 going to the 8th

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Aug 11, 2010 4:32 PM CDT reply actions  

Go KC!

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Aug 11, 2010 4:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

they need a hit

then Greinke and Soria close the game out

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Aug 11, 2010 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

terrible strike call by the ump

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Aug 11, 2010 4:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

damnit

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Aug 11, 2010 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

damn you Hawai'i

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Aug 11, 2010 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's been awesome.

Looks like Greinke feels like pitching hard when he’s got someone to compete against.

by philkid3 on Aug 11, 2010 4:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

This was probably discussed in the GDT yesterday

What does everyone think about the flag runners?

I’m gonna keep my opinion to myself and then adjust according to the most popular opinion here. (if necessary)

by ed carter on Aug 11, 2010 4:39 PM CDT reply actions  

I kind of like them

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Aug 11, 2010 4:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

enthusiastic, even?

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Aug 11, 2010 4:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Didn't bother me.

But I’m all for enthusiasm at the ballpark. The more the better.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Aug 11, 2010 4:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

They just need to stay out of the way of the screaming teenager

popularized in the celebration gif.

"He tagged me way up here," Andrus said, pointing to his chest. "I'm not a midget. My legs are long enough."

by Feliz es bueno on Aug 11, 2010 4:44 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Yes.

"He tagged me way up here," Andrus said, pointing to his chest. "I'm not a midget. My legs are long enough."

by Feliz es bueno on Aug 11, 2010 4:47 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Reminds me of the college football bit

It’s a bit, but not the worst one…

…I think it would be cool if fans brought Texas flags to the games though.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 11, 2010 4:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Leave

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Aug 11, 2010 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

you the idiot comparing cowboy/ranger games?

You’re worse than an angels fan.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

My blog: That's baseball for you

by iorange555 on Aug 11, 2010 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes that is he

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Aug 11, 2010 4:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why are you?

"He tagged me way up here," Andrus said, pointing to his chest. "I'm not a midget. My legs are long enough."

by Feliz es bueno on Aug 11, 2010 4:43 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Here?

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Aug 11, 2010 4:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

No-- why does he exist?

"He tagged me way up here," Andrus said, pointing to his chest. "I'm not a midget. My legs are long enough."

by Feliz es bueno on Aug 11, 2010 4:46 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

x

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Aug 11, 2010 4:44 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

any cooks in here?

I just bought a wok… gonna make some stir fry tonight.. or burn down the apartment complex… could go either way

by I am Neftali Feliz on Aug 11, 2010 4:41 PM CDT reply actions  

is a heavy gague wok?

because I’ve found my wok burns my food if I’m not careful, but I think it’s a cheap wok

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Aug 11, 2010 4:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Its a decent wok

I got it at wal-mart… I dont really know.. I just got a shit ton of stuff to stir fry.. im gonna experiment…

by I am Neftali Feliz on Aug 11, 2010 4:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Unless you have gas, it will suck

Electric does not transfer the heat worth a damn.

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Aug 11, 2010 4:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

OT: I'm really hoping you were right about Audis retaining value better than I think

A garbage truck pealed the side off of the one I was planning on keeping this morning. Karma must have read my post.

by other_shoe on Aug 11, 2010 4:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sue!

I’m sure somebody here can help you with that.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Aug 11, 2010 4:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

It may come to that

At least I saw it happen so there was no getaway.

by other_shoe on Aug 11, 2010 4:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dang, that sucks

If it’s not too fucked up you may be able to buy it back as salvage from the insurance company and have it fixed. My Dad did that with one of my cars that I got really hurt in, pulled the motor and put it in something else. I made him get rid of the rest of it though, it creeped me out so bad…

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Aug 11, 2010 5:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

I had a roommate who wrapped his STi around a telephone pole after a pedestrian jumped in front of him on a turn,

who did something like that. Dropped the motor and drivetrain into an older Impreza coupe. Took basically a whole year, and involved changing shops he was having do the work midway through when it became apparent that the first one didn’t know WTF they were doing.

by Closure GT on Aug 11, 2010 5:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

I had a roomate who did that a number of times,

but he didn’t have trouble with the shop. Then the same shop had my car for several years.

by other_shoe on Aug 11, 2010 5:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's pretty fucked up

but I’m holding out some hope. I know I came off as complaining last night, but what I should have said is that I’m afraid the car is worth more to me than to anyone else.

There are a bunch of different ways it could have been worse, and it’s a lot less traumatic when you haven’t been in the accident itself.

by other_shoe on Aug 11, 2010 5:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Make sure you have your fire extinguisher in arms reach.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Aug 11, 2010 4:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

i may just call the fire department

and give them a heads up that addison circle may burst into flames any time between 6-7… should I drink widmer or shiner hefewiezen tonight?

by I am Neftali Feliz on Aug 11, 2010 4:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hacker-Pschorr.

Or Widmer I s’pose…

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 11, 2010 4:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Straight Jack Daniels.

If you’re going to burn that mother down, do it in style.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Aug 11, 2010 4:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

I used to live there, in the lofts above the bar "The Dugout"

Miss that place.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 11, 2010 5:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Evan_P_Grant If you are about to leave for Arlington, #Rangers are wearing whites. Yankees, I think, have gone to cotton unis. It breathes.

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Aug 11, 2010 4:42 PM CDT reply actions  

lol

and shrinks

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Aug 11, 2010 4:44 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Me too.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Aug 11, 2010 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Tune to ESPN

if you want to hear Leberetard and Wilboner talk about Rangers in about 5 or so

"Hey Sanka, you can pee now... uuummm, too late...."
This used to be links to my websites... But the man got in the way, shut them all down... Damn the man...
Rangers Game Streams ~ Password: LSB123

by FormerLSBUser on Aug 11, 2010 4:45 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm not sure I do, but I will anyway.

Though LeBetard is one of the best sports writers in the country and does not deserve your insult.

by philkid3 on Aug 11, 2010 4:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ya

He is much better than most, actually understands what research means…

"Hey Sanka, you can pee now... uuummm, too late...."
This used to be links to my websites... But the man got in the way, shut them all down... Damn the man...
Rangers Game Streams ~ Password: LSB123

by FormerLSBUser on Aug 11, 2010 4:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

ha!

you took their name and put something derogatory about them inside their name so when you said their name is was like a put-down but still with their name

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Aug 11, 2010 4:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Quick to the draw, aren't you?

"Hey Sanka, you can pee now... uuummm, too late...."
This used to be links to my websites... But the man got in the way, shut them all down... Damn the man...
Rangers Game Streams ~ Password: LSB123

by FormerLSBUser on Aug 11, 2010 4:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

I get jokes real good

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Aug 11, 2010 4:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

LeBetard's answer was absolutely correct.

Though I was confused by 10%. Was that the odds of the Rangers winning a 7 game series or the odds of them being better than the Yankees? If it’s the latter, that’s fine. If it’s the former, his reasoning made sense but I think his percentage is way, way too low. The Rangers are probably at least a 33% to beat the Yankees in 7 right now.

by philkid3 on Aug 11, 2010 4:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Anyone catch Cowlishaw

tossing up the antlers on the ATH openeing ?

" Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless "

by Hamboner on Aug 11, 2010 4:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Impressive...

the antlers just barely brought him up to -5% for me.

" Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless "

by Hamboner on Aug 11, 2010 5:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

alex gordon sucks again

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Aug 11, 2010 4:46 PM CDT reply actions  

where was that first pitch to Abreu?

terrible calls…

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Aug 11, 2010 4:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

sure looked like a strike based on gameday

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Aug 11, 2010 4:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

OT story

I worked at Sea World San Antonio for a summer doing some marine biology work a couple years ago, and I got to do some in water examinations of the orka’s and dolphins they had…

No matter how sedated, being under a whale with a scuba suit on is totally scary… like really scary….
 
But that was a cool job. Those animals shit a lot though.

"Hey Sanka, you can pee now... uuummm, too late...."
This used to be links to my websites... But the man got in the way, shut them all down... Damn the man...
Rangers Game Streams ~ Password: LSB123

by FormerLSBUser on Aug 11, 2010 4:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Sorry you had to be around a lot of Mexicans.

"He tagged me way up here," Andrus said, pointing to his chest. "I'm not a midget. My legs are long enough."

by Feliz es bueno on Aug 11, 2010 4:51 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions   2 recs

heh

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 11, 2010 5:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

I love the woman's reaction

directly behind his right shoulder

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Aug 11, 2010 4:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Holy SHIT!

"Hey Sanka, you can pee now... uuummm, too late...."
This used to be links to my websites... But the man got in the way, shut them all down... Damn the man...
Rangers Game Streams ~ Password: LSB123

by FormerLSBUser on Aug 11, 2010 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

the smiling faces outweigh the suprised/scared faces

classic.

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Aug 11, 2010 4:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just another normal Oakland evening.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Aug 11, 2010 5:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

I dont know how he got enough on that to cause damage... Lady must have had the worst reflexes ever

"Hey Sanka, you can pee now... uuummm, too late...."
This used to be links to my websites... But the man got in the way, shut them all down... Damn the man...
Rangers Game Streams ~ Password: LSB123

by FormerLSBUser on Aug 11, 2010 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Judging by the rotation

I would say he threw a splitter, and she just froze.

by hookemfox on Aug 11, 2010 4:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

wish he woulda hit that jackoff with the crooked hat on.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 11, 2010 5:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

he was the guy at the Astros game the other day.

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Aug 11, 2010 5:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

ugh, I can't get over those "LEGIT" bracelets

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 11, 2010 5:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good stuff.

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Aug 11, 2010 4:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh, that's good.

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Aug 11, 2010 5:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

going shirtless?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 11, 2010 5:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

going to the 9th

still tied and Oakland just beat Seattle

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Aug 11, 2010 4:58 PM CDT reply actions  

leadoff runner on for the Royals

Jepsen is now pitching

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Aug 11, 2010 4:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

they both are done

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Aug 11, 2010 4:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

I still like to see everyone in our division lose

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Aug 11, 2010 5:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is true

I like it as well

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Aug 11, 2010 5:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

battle of the bad bullpens now

gheez, I think I’d give the edge to LAA on this one just because outside of Soria the Royals have nobody

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Aug 11, 2010 5:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

wonder how high that bat flip was for Hunter

on that last fly out.

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Aug 11, 2010 5:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Almost 800 comments in 4 hours

Nah, we ain’t fucking obsessed…

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Aug 11, 2010 5:10 PM CDT reply actions  

No not at all

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Aug 11, 2010 5:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

It makes it hard to jump in if you show up late

As I’m “z” ing through the comments and see something I want to respond to, I have to decide if it’s really worth it because the comment was made an hour ago and I can see 15 new comments popped up while I was deciding.

by Tex2044 on Aug 11, 2010 5:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

All of the above

" Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless "

by Hamboner on Aug 11, 2010 5:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

The deeper this thing goes in the playoffs

We will all be unemployed.

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Aug 11, 2010 5:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lol

Get the work shit out of the way early, and devote the rest of the day to the RANGERS!

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Aug 11, 2010 5:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

dude I have been worthless today.

Got some work in but…

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Aug 11, 2010 5:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

I left this thread open while doing paperwork for about an hour

I think I was 400 posts behind in just that time, lol.

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Aug 11, 2010 5:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

And I'll get ya' the money

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Aug 11, 2010 5:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm going to the game

And dont have a parking pass.. Where is the best place to park? Anyone know of a good spot?

by JayKim41 on Aug 11, 2010 5:10 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Yeah, hold on.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Aug 11, 2010 5:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

lolz wut?

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Aug 11, 2010 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Corner of Magic Mile and Arlington Downs.

This map I’m looking at is bullshit, so I can’t really help you much more than that. It’s a parking lot for a small business on the SE corner and there’s always a guy standing out there. $5 cash.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Aug 11, 2010 5:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Okay, I figured out what's wrong.

I knew the map was screwed up. Click.

Click on Humperdinks (that is not where Humperdinks is at, that’s what was confusing me). Go to street view. Rotate to your left. Look at that little parking lot for the that small business on the southeast corner. That’s your place. Only a couple blocks from center field.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Aug 11, 2010 5:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Park at BoA and walk accross the bridge

Or park at On the Border under the bridge :)

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Aug 11, 2010 5:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Top 10 baseball fights coming up on ESPN

Nolan #1?

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Aug 11, 2010 5:14 PM CDT reply actions  

Yup

wife wont be happy when the yard is still 8" high when she comes home. Was supposed to knock that out before game time.

" Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless "

by Hamboner on Aug 11, 2010 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nope she wants much more than 8"

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Aug 11, 2010 5:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Zing

" Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless "

by Hamboner on Aug 11, 2010 5:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's why I'm here.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 11, 2010 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

my boss just said

" i know you’ve been busy today" uuuuuuuuuhhhhh yeah busy on LSB biotch

by I am Neftali Feliz on Aug 11, 2010 5:17 PM CDT reply actions  

YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!!!!!!

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Aug 11, 2010 5:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yessir.

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Aug 11, 2010 5:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

A;DFLKAJFA;LFDKJ

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Aug 11, 2010 5:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

PaPOWPOW

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 11, 2010 5:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

man, that Royals line up is brutal.

looks like the outcasts from the Mariners line-up from a few years ago.

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Aug 11, 2010 5:27 PM CDT reply actions  

The Reds look like the Rangers

They have 4 former Rangers.

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Aug 11, 2010 5:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

masset, cordero, nix and volquez?

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Aug 11, 2010 5:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Correct

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Aug 11, 2010 5:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Meh. LAA wins.

"He tagged me way up here," Andrus said, pointing to his chest. "I'm not a midget. My legs are long enough."

by Feliz es bueno on Aug 11, 2010 5:33 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Against the Royals, with their ace, by one run, in extras, no less..

Grit like that separates the 3rd place teams from the 2nd place ones.

by dolphinpuncher on Aug 11, 2010 5:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Then we know what needs to happen tonight.

GO RANGERS

What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher

by Texfan1996 on Aug 11, 2010 5:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

853 comments and counting

and an 1100 post-game thread last night. GoET or Adam – how much is site traffic up this year compared to this time last year?

"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"

by Bob Loblaw on Aug 11, 2010 5:37 PM CDT reply actions  

I think Adam mentioned w.r.t. the bankruptcy/sale stuff,

that site views weren’t up near as much as we’d think since all the regulars sitting parked in front of a thread and letting it auto-load new comments don’t count as fresh page views.

Seems like we’ve definitely got some new posters the past few days, though. WOOO!

by Closure GT on Aug 11, 2010 5:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't know the numbers...

but I’d say since 2008, this site has doubled in traffic and users, probably.

by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 11, 2010 6:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Image Post Attempt

" Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless "

by Hamboner on Aug 11, 2010 5:37 PM CDT reply actions   2 recs

Well fuck me

it worked. I was on a Vlad like 0-15 streak before this.

" Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless "

by Hamboner on Aug 11, 2010 5:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Haha

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Aug 11, 2010 5:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Anyone watch the LLWS?

Anyone just see the highlights of the 1B “tagging” out the runner? He just upended the kid and laid him out.

by Tex2044 on Aug 11, 2010 5:38 PM CDT reply actions  

I haven't watched that in years....who is the team to beat this year?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 11, 2010 5:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

no clue

I just saw the runner get laid out on ESPN

by Tex2044 on Aug 11, 2010 5:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

The only game I saw involved this team from South Texas...

The entire team was Hispanic. During the lineup announcements where the kids come on and say their name, position, and favorite player, one kid said it all in Spanish.

And almost half the kids love Albert Pujols. What the hell? Although Hamilton got some love from the Texas and Ark team.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Aug 11, 2010 5:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

just finished my last paper for the summer session..

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"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 11, 2010 5:49 PM CDT reply actions  

pow

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 11, 2010 5:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Exploding high 5!

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Aug 11, 2010 5:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

It starts 8.26 or something like that.

going to New Orleeeeeans tomorrow bitches

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 11, 2010 5:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I'm sure I'm going to miss all the games while I'm gone.

My bff is a theater nerd and we’re going to see his company’s closing show….staying in the warehouse district and I don’t know of many bars in the WD/Quarter that show sports games, especially non-Houston/New Orleans stuff…

Any help?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 11, 2010 5:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was wrong. #1 was worth it

Anyone that charges with a bat and connects, gets moved to #1. Nolan should have been #2 though

by Tex2044 on Aug 11, 2010 5:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

BS

Should have been #2

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Aug 11, 2010 5:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Everything needs more Knox.

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 11, 2010 6:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Then gets beat to hell

by an ex MMA fighter. Genius.

" Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless "

by Hamboner on Aug 11, 2010 6:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes, 155lb MMA fighter

Just reinforces that no matter how well I think I can fight when I’m watching the MMA, it’s not even close to their level. Here is the actual video link, not the article

by Tex2044 on Aug 11, 2010 6:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

If I remember correctly

he was a dirty cheap shot player in college. Could be thinking of somebody else, but that name just feels familiar.

by DFWAg on Aug 11, 2010 6:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

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