Game 118 Game Day Thread
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 17, 2010 5:00 PM CDT
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Does Alex Cora make you feel any better?
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
Huh?
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
We signed Cora. Bye Arias!
Well then... I would like to see this Jeff Sullivan pornagraphy.
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 11, 2010 10:35 PM PDT
by Feliz es bueno on Aug 17, 2010 5:05 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
So you are saying I should celebrate?
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
Not for long
Well then... I would like to see this Jeff Sullivan pornagraphy.
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 11, 2010 10:35 PM PDT
by Feliz es bueno on Aug 17, 2010 5:17 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
DMN blurb
“Cora, 34, played in 62 games for the Mets this year. He hit only .207 in 169 at-bats, but made just one error in 38 starts at second base.”
In other words he cant hit but doesent do stupid shit like trying to turn a DP where this is none.
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
Urgh
make that where there is none. 2nd IPA.
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
the alex cora from the old mariners team?
by jonathan rigby on Aug 17, 2010 5:10 PM CDT up reply actions
That was Joey
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
"If I had caught it, the force would have taken me through the fence." -- Rockies outfielder Ryan Spilborghs about a Nelson Cruz line drive.
by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 17, 2010 5:11 PM CDT up reply actions
I enjoyed watching him cry in 1995...
that’s for sure.
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 17, 2010 5:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Did you go Stewie Griffin
on his ass for not paying you back?
by TheHuntforRedOctober on Aug 17, 2010 5:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Almost nothing in life...
can be solved by Family Guy.
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 17, 2010 5:32 PM CDT up reply actions
tell that to fox
who has solved it desire to make a lot of money
by jonathan rigby on Aug 17, 2010 5:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Cool...
rich people make a lot of money and a shitty TV show is on TV. Awesome. I will do that. I will tell FOX that.
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 17, 2010 5:37 PM CDT up reply actions
family guy was not shitty till the 5th season
in the 4th it was just kinda shitty
by jonathan rigby on Aug 17, 2010 5:38 PM CDT up reply actions
there is almost no way to disprove an almost nothing statement
i did not say i was disproving his statement
by jonathan rigby on Aug 17, 2010 5:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Please don't try to talk to me about Family Guy fucking sucking.
I am pretty confident I have a better grasp on that than you do.
At least it didn't get cancelled, fucker!
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
it's alright
but one of the earlier seasons had a scene where Stewie collected money from Brian, but he didn’t have the money so he shot him a lot. Thinking back it was kind of gratuitous (like most FG bits)…
Not that funny anymore.. /:
by TheHuntforRedOctober on Aug 17, 2010 5:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Craig Counsell FTW!
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Expat linkage:
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"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Don't forget Teddy P's podcast or w/e it's called...
right now, link in fanpost
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I won't be around...
when the game starts. I have to avoid the GDT’s in case the Rangers are losing to avoid the beating that takes place in these threads.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
I defintely know what you mean;
to quote Kinslerhomer, it can get can get ugly really quick
by lost in space on Aug 17, 2010 5:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Hunter vs. this lineup could get ugly really quick
"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.
by Kinslerhomer on Aug 17, 2010 5:10 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm shocked that you're not more optimistic about it.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Die
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
line-up
SS Andrus
CF Borbon
DH Hamilton
RF Guerrero
LF Murphy
3B Cantu
C Molina
1B Moreland
2B Blanco
The True Leader, Michael Young.
There's speed at the top of that lineup, for sure. But will Borbon get on base?
"What IS your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery?"
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
"If I had caught it, the force would have taken me through the fence." -- Rockies outfielder Ryan Spilborghs about a Nelson Cruz line drive.
by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 17, 2010 5:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Yup. Wash is going all out for this game...
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
by AceJC on Aug 17, 2010 5:39 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
no kidding, Boston was unstoppable.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Could switching to Geico really save you 15% on car insurance?
Could a single Elvis defeat a whole team of Ariases?
by Closure GT on Aug 17, 2010 5:42 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
That's just an old clip of Hammy in Little League
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Yup, except he's sliding feet first every time instead of head first.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
If it gets him off the field for 2 weeks it may well be
"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.
by Kinslerhomer on Aug 17, 2010 5:14 PM CDT up reply actions
.
Evan_P_Grant Rangers are starting a game with neither Michael Young, Nelson Cruz or Ian Kinsler in the lineup for first time since July 20, 2007.
"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.
can we not dick another game away for a change....
by death of the cool on Aug 17, 2010 5:11 PM CDT reply actions
Asking for quite a bit tonight, aren't you?
"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there is a man on base." - Dave Barry
by Suicide Prince on Aug 17, 2010 5:12 PM CDT up reply actions
There might not be any dick at all in this one...
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 17, 2010 5:26 PM CDT up reply actions
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"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
OT....
I don’t wish injury on many…..but I hope Jesus (I mean Brett Favre) hurts his ankle on the first play of the season so we do not have to hear about his ass ever again.
by death of the cool on Aug 17, 2010 5:22 PM CDT reply actions
No, let it happen after Week 6..
The Boys have a serious rebuttal they need to lay on the Vikes.
/Back to baseball.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 17, 2010 5:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Gunfight at my college today...
Anybody catch that?
Thank God I’m a slacker and haven’t registered for next semester yet.
Collin College
Central Park campus in McKinney. Used to be called Collin County Community College.
Dude loaded up his truck w/ guns, ammo, and fertilizer; sets it on fire in front of McKinney PD, runs off into the woods between PD and the campus and tries to pick off cops as they deal with the fire.
Bringing this back on topic… quite possibly how Arias feels today.
wow that really sucks
nut jobs are getting smarter and smarter
by jonathan rigby on Aug 17, 2010 5:34 PM CDT up reply actions
damn....did he kill himself or did the cops take care of it?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Unknown as of yet
Kowalski said combustible items such as wood chips, road flares, gasoline and ammonium nitrate were found with Sharp’s vehicle but failed to ignite. He said the items indicate a possible improvised explosive device
Wow…
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
i love how
i do nothing all day and just now hear of this
i just asked my dad 10 seconds after reading this. said it took place right by his work (raytheon)
said police killed him
by studcrackers on Aug 17, 2010 5:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Sharky thinks it's because he was a dissatisfied liberal.
I think he was just some nut.
by Black Francis on Aug 17, 2010 5:40 PM CDT up reply actions
said on the news that he was fired from
a local ‘wire’ company yesterday. Don’t know why they can’t identify the company since there is only one ‘wire’ compnay in town
how the hell do you make wire?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Go to Baltomore, sell some crack, shoot some motherfuckers...
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Well, when a piece of metal and a string really love each other...
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
by AceJC on Aug 17, 2010 6:03 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
i think
little bit of copper and a lot of cheep metal wrapped in rubber
by jonathan rigby on Aug 17, 2010 6:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Forget that it's Fatwood. Fuck it I'm starting of angry!!!
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
by boomer1 on Aug 17, 2010 5:25 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I think he was upset about that nights buffet.
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
gonna be watching the game
at the loon in dallas tonight…. hope to make it past the 3rd inning….. STRONG drinks
by I am Neftali Feliz on Aug 17, 2010 5:25 PM CDT reply actions
those things are toxic...very, very strong
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
This whole Joaquin Arias Saga got me thinking...
Since Day fucking 1 when he made the roster by default, we’ve all been saying he adds no value whatsoever and the sack of shit should’ve never been on the team.
It’s fucking August, and the org is just now realizing that.
/sigh
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
the argument was always
that UIFs are a dime a dozen. It’s proven true, we just picked up Cora and how many random UIF have been thrown onto waivers this year? Arias was a waste of time from the start
by TheHuntforRedOctober on Aug 17, 2010 5:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Right
but when they take up a roster spot because you are afraid to DFA one of them when at the time we were in desperate need of a legitimate right handed bench bat..
the point was, DFA one, you’ll get another back when the time actually calls for it.. like now
by TheHuntforRedOctober on Aug 17, 2010 5:32 PM CDT up reply actions
We weren't all saying it, actually.
It was interesting to go back and realize that some folks stuck up for him.
And a lot of people questioned how important the UIF would be for the Rangers, saying those of us who wanted to talk about it were wasting our keystrokes.
I’m tempted to link to an old BBTiA piece from back in March, but I’ll resist as best I can.
You mention it..
You link it.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 17, 2010 5:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Bit.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 17, 2010 5:31 PM CDT up reply actions
I thought that was the conclusion of the your wife's vice discussion?
It was my conclusion, at least!
Nice use of special characters there.
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
"If I had caught it, the force would have taken me through the fence." -- Rockies outfielder Ryan Spilborghs about a Nelson Cruz line drive.
by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 17, 2010 5:53 PM CDT up reply actions
She was a showgirl
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
"If I had caught it, the force would have taken me through the fence." -- Rockies outfielder Ryan Spilborghs about a Nelson Cruz line drive.
by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 17, 2010 6:01 PM CDT up reply actions
I was fine with him.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
i just dont get
what he brings that german doesnt, plus germans like 10 times the hitter
by studcrackers on Aug 17, 2010 5:59 PM CDT up reply actions
"David Hasselhoff's liver is so black it could have starred in Precious."
“David Hasselhoff’s liver is so black it is dating two of the Kardashian sisters.”
HAHAHA!
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
by Rodney on Aug 17, 2010 5:26 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
And then there's the Greg Giraldo joke from last nite -
“Your liver is so shriveled, black and dead; I thought I heard it say ‘Whatcha you talkin bout Willis?’”
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
I may have to watch that online when I need a giggle boost.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
whose roast is this?
I saw Pam Anderson’s the other night….pretty good.
So..how long before Courtney Love dies?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Hasselhoff
Giraldo, Whitney Cummings, and Gottfried stole the show, imo.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
Yeah, I gotta see that one...
During Pam Anderson’s, Jeff Ross shredded Courtney Love, it made me feel uncomfortable
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
As Bob Newhart said, 'Tension makes great humor'.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
you seen the PA one?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
it was pretty funny when they started jocking on Tommy Lee
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Yeah, Didn't Lampanelli have a pretty good line about
how easy Pam’s childbirth was? Or maybe that was Ross.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
Isn't that one like 2-3 years old?
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
I think so.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Damn, they played the hell out of that on Sunday,
didn’t watch it though.
by lost in space on Aug 17, 2010 5:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Giraldo's always gold
I was pretty surprised by George Hamilton, he had some gold too. I think it was him who asked if Hoff and Pam ever had sex, and if they did, just smile. Of course the Hoff starts smiling.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Hasselhoff
Well then... I would like to see this Jeff Sullivan pornagraphy.
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 11, 2010 10:35 PM PDT
by Feliz es bueno on Aug 17, 2010 5:36 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
That one made me fall off my couch laughing.
It was a goooood one.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
that was
the joke of the night imo, gilbert gottfried was probably my favorite set though
whitney cummings was pretty funny too, i heard her on howard stern and she had a lot of really good jokes cut
it was a pretty good roast though overall, saget roast is still my favorite
by studcrackers on Aug 17, 2010 6:02 PM CDT up reply actions
For the sake of my family and my blood pressure
i really hope we win this one.
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
Vlad is on the starting blocks, ready to break out of his slump.
…GO RANGERS!
Superman wears Josh Hamilton pajamas.
by crazy86er on Aug 17, 2010 5:33 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
which base is he getting thrown out from
by death of the cool on Aug 17, 2010 5:36 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
That deserves some love
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
That hair, has got to go..
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
Free Chicken Sandwiches at Popeye's Thursday
5 p.m. to 6 p.m
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
i will remember that on Thursday when i am in Hawaii and there are no Popeye's
they’re very un-catholic there.
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
good luck with those lines....
free equals 45 minute wait.
by death of the cool on Aug 17, 2010 5:46 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm not going
Not worth it.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Go Rangers
Would be great to find a way to win this one
but you cant like anything about the matchup
Not even Tommy Hunter's...
joyous personality?
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 17, 2010 5:42 PM CDT up reply actions
we always seem to do well....
with these little hope matchups for some reason.
by death of the cool on Aug 17, 2010 5:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Since August 8th
L-W-L-W-L-W-L
Ignoring all variables, tonight’s game would be….
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
Look at the standings
MFYs, Rays, Sox, Rangers all 5-5 in their last 10 games…
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Rangers are 6-7 in August.
I got a 1240 on my SAT back in the day.
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
Hey you people who have always worked office jobs.
What do you do when there’s nothing to do at the moment?
Surf the Interlsbs
Seriously, I probably spend seven hours a day on LSB, even if it’s mostly having threads up while I’m doing something else.
I also, uh, acquired a shitload of books (mostly sci-fi and fantasy) in PDF format that I read during the day.
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Organize things. Swing in to the boss's office and see if there's anything you can "take off his desk" to help out with.
LSB.
Clean (yes, you can clean up in an office. Especially disinfecting high traffic items)
Lunch
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
When I used to work in an office and had nothing to do
…I just left.
by Black Francis on Aug 17, 2010 5:49 PM CDT up reply actions
See, I could.
And I’m going to once I send off this email, but I needed to be here later in the day, so I would have just been leaving and coming back.
D'aww...
was the email you were sending off the one you just sent me? If so, I feel so special!
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 17, 2010 5:56 PM CDT up reply actions
I did a lot of that.
My office was a horrible place to be. Only the real big time guys had offices with windows in them. Even my boss — who made half a million a year — had an office with no windows in it. It depressed the shit out of me. And if you wanted to walk outside, you know what was there? A cemetery with the crematorium right there by our parking lot.
I telecommuted as much as possible.
by Black Francis on Aug 17, 2010 5:56 PM CDT up reply actions
LSB eats all my free time when I'm at work.
Sometimes runs into my not so free time too.
by lost in space on Aug 17, 2010 5:50 PM CDT up reply actions
What I used to do...
If it needed to look like I was busy: Update things that didn’t really need to be updated but it looked like I was busy.
If no one gave a shit: Write the original LSB User’s Guide
If I was super bored: Go downstairs and play ping pong with the guys in QA.
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 17, 2010 5:52 PM CDT up reply actions
LSB.
The trick is to resist it when there is something to do at the moment!
This is why working on programs that take forever to compile is nice.
Elvis off tomorrow, MY hopeful to play
Vlad in the field to hopefully jump start his bat. Boggs 1st move on the fly ball in the 8th was incorrect which is why it fell in.
/Wash pregame
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
I thought they took Vlad out of the field to jump start his bat
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
"If I had caught it, the force would have taken me through the fence." -- Rockies outfielder Ryan Spilborghs about a Nelson Cruz line drive.
by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 17, 2010 5:58 PM CDT up reply actions
RF Guerrero
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
I know
It’s just that when his slump started, they stopped putting him in the field so that he’d be able to come out of the slump.
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
"If I had caught it, the force would have taken me through the fence." -- Rockies outfielder Ryan Spilborghs about a Nelson Cruz line drive.
by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 17, 2010 6:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Tango actually has some evidence to support Wash's line of thought
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Also, is it bad that I hated last night's game so much that I'm not even watching the pre-game?
I’m watching “How It’s Made” on the Science Channel instead. I love this show.
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Tofu
I’ve seen it, but it’s better than the “highlights” from last night.
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Maybe?
I have a Tivo season pass for this stupid show.
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Are you gonna scrape together a few more for the suite?
I know a guy I could invite, but he’s kind of a loud jackass, so no.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
I have two more I'm waiting to hear back from
DO you know if Rachel is involved? I may text her and find out – if she and Ryan go in too, that’s another four, but I’m all out of Rangers nerd friends after that.
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Oh, good idea, do it.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
parents getting old sucks
so do teenage kids. I am getting it from both ends. Maybe a 10 run win vs Garza will help.
I could see that being the worst part of growing up.
Having a kid hit 15 and then a parent hitting 75 would suck…
Yet another reason I’m 30 and not ready to have kids yet.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
I was probably 20 when I knew I didn't want kids.
And now I can’t have them anyway, so it’s a convenient answer now that I’m almost 35 and married almost ten years. I don’t know why everyone thinks it’s their business that we don’t have kids.
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Yep, we get that one.
Also, that we don’t know what love really is until we have kids.
And, that we aren’t a family because we don’t have kids.
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
You sound like my wife.
She broke her mothers heart when she told her at 20 she didn’t want kids. The wife said she probably heard her mom cry twice a year since then about it.
She’s come around, and we’ve discussed giving it a shot in about 2-3 years, but yeah, folks really don’t understand being married longer than 3 years and not having kids yet.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Tell them you are "child free", not "childless"
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
"If I had caught it, the force would have taken me through the fence." -- Rockies outfielder Ryan Spilborghs about a Nelson Cruz line drive.
by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 17, 2010 6:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Done that, too. Most people get it pretty easily
but my husband’s parents… I don’t know, man. I have a sister and so does he, but my sister’s going to be 33 in a couple of weeks and doesn’t even have a boyfriend, and his sister is 31 and still lives at home, so…. yeah. It doesn’t look real good for their chances of grandkids.
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Fuck it...Let's do this!!!
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
by boomer1 on Aug 17, 2010 5:58 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
fuck tea
Need something stronger!!!!
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
Who?
Mrs. Egg?
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
Teagarden is on the bench tonight
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
I have to go buy more beer!
Oh, and buy food and other junk…
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Is it just Dish Network
Or is nobody getting the game in HD tonight……and other random nights?
by LoneStarBallUser on Aug 17, 2010 6:00 PM CDT reply actions
In SF, the game is on MLB Network
Do you get MLBHD?
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
"If I had caught it, the force would have taken me through the fence." -- Rockies outfielder Ryan Spilborghs about a Nelson Cruz line drive.
by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 17, 2010 6:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Quick OT for Dog Owners- How do you keep the flies off him/her?
My German Shepherd always has flies on him…and we have a clean backyard and nothing out that would attract them..
I bought this spray for $20 to keep the flies off of him, but it doesn’t fucking work, such a scam.
Any conventional ways to keep them off from my best friends at LSB?
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
Don't let the little bastard roll around in his own poo.
Or get him a little bug zapper hat to wear.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
He doesn't, he sits by the door all day and he's really clean..
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 17, 2010 6:03 PM CDT up reply actions
If he's outside. Burn candles and stuff out on the patio or whatever.
Also keep a fan out there. Flies don’t like that. Other then that not much.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
Really?
Those patio candle sticks should work, no?
Thanks, btw.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 17, 2010 6:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Nice, I have one somewhere..
I’ll try it out.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 17, 2010 6:12 PM CDT up reply actions
I love the smell of burning dog hair in the morning
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
"If I had caught it, the force would have taken me through the fence." -- Rockies outfielder Ryan Spilborghs about a Nelson Cruz line drive.
by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 17, 2010 6:09 PM CDT up reply actions
get one of those old school bug zappers and put it around his neck
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Oddly enough, I was thinking the same thing...
good ol’ bug zappers
by lost in space on Aug 17, 2010 6:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Ha! This Joe guy makes the best fanposts.
OK, not the fanposts themselves, but the comments get better and better with every daily fanpost.
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
what's the point
of starting at 10 instead 5? i dont like the extra 5 minutes
Old people have to make it in from the parking lot...
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 17, 2010 6:08 PM CDT up reply actions
I mean, they have to wait for their thousands upon thousands of loyal fans..
to get situated.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 17, 2010 6:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Tampa.....14k?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Uh oh, Elvis is bitching to the ump already. Calm down Ryin...
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
I was just coming in to mention that
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I hope they miss the playoffs...
I’d like to see the Yankees and Red Sox in the playoffs now that’s how much Tampa doesn’t deserve post season play.
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 17, 2010 6:12 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm ready to rock this right handers nuts off. Let's go Rangers!
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
They're the 2nd worst fans..
in Florida.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 17, 2010 6:12 PM CDT up reply actions
I wouldn't mind
a Face, Buechele, Greer coaching staff someday
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
it's been over since the first pitch.....
/Deathofthecool
by dontcallmeElvis on Aug 17, 2010 6:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Not a good start so far
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
"If I had caught it, the force would have taken me through the fence." -- Rockies outfielder Ryan Spilborghs about a Nelson Cruz line drive.
by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 17, 2010 6:16 PM CDT reply actions
Asimov?
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
"If I had caught it, the force would have taken me through the fence." -- Rockies outfielder Ryan Spilborghs about a Nelson Cruz line drive.
by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 17, 2010 6:16 PM CDT up reply actions
The Robot series is better
Foundation series took some time to slog through
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
"If I had caught it, the force would have taken me through the fence." -- Rockies outfielder Ryan Spilborghs about a Nelson Cruz line drive.
by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 17, 2010 6:18 PM CDT up reply actions
feels like
one of the few times the ump has called just about every low strike, and he might be going overboard with it
You have to set a number to have a over/under
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
Under
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
I just vomited from the strike zone.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aqua on Aug 17, 2010 6:18 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Over/under
on just how nasty that vomit tasted?
by Closure GT on Aug 17, 2010 6:20 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Eleventy billion
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
From the leftover meatloaf?
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
Two bullshit strikeouts.
Hope Tommy gets the same zone.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aqua on Aug 17, 2010 6:17 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
He better
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
yikes...
he out there pounding da zone today.
by dontcallmeElvis on Aug 17, 2010 6:17 PM CDT reply actions
The zone the umpire is making up today...
not the strike zone.
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 17, 2010 6:18 PM CDT up reply actions
When the zone is four feet wide, it's not hard.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aqua on Aug 17, 2010 6:19 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
O/U on the number of K's for both teams combined? 27
Who ya got?
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
krusty komedy klassic?
live from the apollo…
by studcrackers on Aug 17, 2010 6:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Attababy Moreland
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aqua on Aug 17, 2010 6:20 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
NO TRADE CLAUSE
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
by RangersSD on Aug 17, 2010 6:23 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST GOET!
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
by txranger7 on Aug 17, 2010 6:24 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
garza got that pitch a dozen god damn times
last inning
excuse the hyperbole
im overly annoyed right now
by studcrackers on Aug 17, 2010 6:22 PM CDT up reply actions
That's a fucking strike for Garza you fat fuck.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aqua on Aug 17, 2010 6:22 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Those were strikes for Garza
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
"If I had caught it, the force would have taken me through the fence." -- Rockies outfielder Ryan Spilborghs about a Nelson Cruz line drive.
by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 17, 2010 6:22 PM CDT reply actions
Yup, I counted three in the box.
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Fuck! Strike zones totally different for Garza and Tommy
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
My roomie's hijacking the TV to watch a documentary about Woodstock
That may be a good thing. If I get another downer like last night’s game I may have to take a break from baseball. This shit gets painful.
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan
Fuck that zone
Only one was a ball
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
Ugh
so much fail.
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan
2 of 4 for strikes
50% correct!
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
"If I had caught it, the force would have taken me through the fence." -- Rockies outfielder Ryan Spilborghs about a Nelson Cruz line drive.
by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 17, 2010 6:23 PM CDT reply actions
Great job Molina.
Now he’s in scoring position.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aqua on Aug 17, 2010 6:23 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaq
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
"If I had caught it, the force would have taken me through the fence." -- Rockies outfielder Ryan Spilborghs about a Nelson Cruz line drive.
by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 17, 2010 6:24 PM CDT reply actions
seriously...what is the conspiracy?
MLB wants to get the race tightened up in the west for ratings??
THESE FUCKING UMPS, FUCK YOU!!!
by dontcallmeElvis on Aug 17, 2010 6:24 PM CDT reply actions
lol I googled "dale scott"
3/4 of the predictions: dale scott strike zone/dale scott bad call/dale scott blown call
"What IS your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery?"
Didn't he call some totally bullshit third strike
to end a Tigers game recently? That was nowhere close?
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Double Rainbows on his collar!
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
Molina was trying to do the ol'...
let it hit the ump in the nuts trick.
I like Molina now.
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 17, 2010 6:25 PM CDT reply actions
Don't do that with a runner on 1st
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
"If I had caught it, the force would have taken me through the fence." -- Rockies outfielder Ryan Spilborghs about a Nelson Cruz line drive.
by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 17, 2010 6:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Going to be a long game with this kind of inconsistent bullshit from the umps.
Tommy looks flustered now.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aqua on Aug 17, 2010 6:25 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Wasnt tattoos tatoos the beginninf of the slide into drug addiction?
Fuck Carl Crawford
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
"If I had caught it, the force would have taken me through the fence." -- Rockies outfielder Ryan Spilborghs about a Nelson Cruz line drive.
by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 17, 2010 6:26 PM CDT reply actions
Eh, if Josh doesn't do those Drugs, he's probably in Tampa with CC doing work in that OF.
"What IS your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery?"
This ump is an ASS
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
SIGH.
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Vladimir fucking Guerrero
Just great.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aqua on Aug 17, 2010 6:27 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
So Judy strikes out like a little bitch,
Fat Fuck Molina lets a ball go right thru him and Vlad skull-fucks the first ball hit to him in RF…
Did I miss anything?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
Borbon was one of three Rangers who struck out.
Your selectiveness annoys me here.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
The Judy Borbon .432 OPS after the AS Break
and season long habit of shitting the walls offensively (except in June) annoys me.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
Hunter throwing meatballs
KH might be right on this one.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aqua on Aug 17, 2010 6:29 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Or maybe we need to co
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aqua on Aug 17, 2010 6:30 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Or maybe we need to come to grips
That Hunter isn’t that good.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aqua on Aug 17, 2010 6:30 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I don't think he's bad.
He has good movement on his pitches and still needs some grooming. A good 3-4 guy, I’m hoping.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Also...
who needs to come to grips with that? We all know Tommy Hunter isn’t a 2.00 ERA guy.
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 17, 2010 6:32 PM CDT up reply actions
He's the definition of guy you shouldn't evaluate in a small sample because...
he’s going to have implosions to go along with stretches of decent starts.
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 17, 2010 6:37 PM CDT up reply actions
nope
tuesday is the worst tv night :(
new episode of louie tonight though, in 3 and a half hours
by studcrackers on Aug 17, 2010 6:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, I'm gonna go get drunk and swim.
"What IS your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery?"
I'm just gonna play starcraft
takes less effort.
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan
Don't run with scissors!
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
"If I had caught it, the force would have taken me through the fence." -- Rockies outfielder Ryan Spilborghs about a Nelson Cruz line drive.
by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 17, 2010 6:31 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm going to say this
Fuck Vlad in the field.
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
I'm taking solace in the fact that the Rangers went down hill after they hit their triple last night.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Sigh...
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
Finish him, you fucking idiot.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
Pull him.
He’s getting rocked.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aqua on Aug 17, 2010 6:34 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Start warming up Feldman.
Good god.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
hunter
Will be going on the dl tomorrow
by kumizi on Aug 17, 2010 6:34 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
So maybe we're in the wrong place
at the wrong time?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
I don't understand how all of you that think this is all Tommy.
Are you guys not watching gameday? This is blatant umpire fuckery. He is having to throw right down the middle of the plate to get anything called a strike.
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
This
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
"If I had caught it, the force would have taken me through the fence." -- Rockies outfielder Ryan Spilborghs about a Nelson Cruz line drive.
by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 17, 2010 6:35 PM CDT up reply actions
But Vlad needs to catch that ball no matter how much
the umpire is bending us over.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
Oh I'm not arguing that.
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Yes. But that is not Hunter's fault either
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
"If I had caught it, the force would have taken me through the fence." -- Rockies outfielder Ryan Spilborghs about a Nelson Cruz line drive.
by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 17, 2010 6:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Please
Enough of this shit happend last night, but atlest Cliff Lee is good.
Hunter just sucks
by SaltyGoesYard on Aug 17, 2010 6:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Can't blame somebody else for all our..
wrongdoings.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 17, 2010 6:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Looks exactly like his last start.
Then it was the heat. Now it’s the ump. Wonder what it will be next time?
If it was Harden out there, we wouldn’t say shot about the ump.
They are absolutely smashing him.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aqua on Aug 17, 2010 6:37 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Seriously? The dude threw up during the game.
He was sick.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
If he hits a corner...
or throws it low, unlike the opposition, he isn’t getting it called. Where else is he going to throw it?
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 17, 2010 6:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Right
because he hasn’t had a called third strike?
And actually, a walk doesn’t suck as much as a triple or double.
There's been several...
pitches that should have been a called third strike.
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 17, 2010 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Why does this keep happening??
How can any group of people suck so terribly at their jobs and keep them????
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aqua on Aug 17, 2010 6:41 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Hellen Keller would be better by guessing.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aqua on Aug 17, 2010 6:46 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I see what you did there
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
"If I had caught it, the force would have taken me through the fence." -- Rockies outfielder Ryan Spilborghs about a Nelson Cruz line drive.
by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 17, 2010 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Its a combination of a few things
The umpire is doing a shitty job. Vlad in RF and a relatively rare Benjie defensive screw-up have screwed him. And then you have a pitcher on the mound who was unfortunately due for some BABIP regression like we’re seeing.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Bengie didn't screw him
Crawford hit a triple. Zobrist would have scored from 1B
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
"If I had caught it, the force would have taken me through the fence." -- Rockies outfielder Ryan Spilborghs about a Nelson Cruz line drive.
by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 17, 2010 6:39 PM CDT up reply actions
It doesn't help
when you’re somewhat struggling and dealing with a shitty umpire to have your catcher let the runner go to 2B. Hunter isn’t Cliff Lee, these kinds of things can rattle him.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
True that Bengie didn't screw him but it just adds to the sloppyness of
the entire clusterfuck…plus Fat Fuck has had more than his share of balls go by him.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
yep
Benjie has had a grand total of 0 passed balls as a Ranger before that one. That Fat Fuck has definitely had more than his fair share.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
More than a few wild pitches have got by him
and the Fat Fuck couldn’t move…it was discussed earlier today, Clit.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
im not sure
ive ever seen clit used in an insulting way before, also love the capitalization of it
by studcrackers on Aug 17, 2010 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions
okay, Twat
I didn’t realize that we are blaming a catcher for wild pitches, when by definition, that is on the pitcher.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Do you wanna champion Bengie Molina's physical fitness next?
Is his Fat Fuckness really an optical illusion?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
Not at all you worthless sack Of shit
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
He's getting hit hard...
but, I agree that a lot of this is because Tommy doesn’t know where he can throw it to get a strike right now.
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 17, 2010 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Start tanking
I don’t know if its possible to secure a top 15 pick but if we push hard I think we can crack it.
You're not funny
you should have to pay me $5 every time you say something stupid. You should already owe me like $2700
You might be able to get enough scratch together
To see our 1 playoff home game that we have this year
by SaltyGoesYard on Aug 17, 2010 6:40 PM CDT up reply actions
16 games over.
Let’s hope the Angels lose.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aqua on Aug 17, 2010 6:35 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
This is reminding me of what Rangerts games used to be like
Starting pitching this year has spoiled me…..
Toki: Clowns are, statistically, the most hated of all creatures.
Skwisgaar: Statisticallies or not, but, uh, just don'ts likes this guy.
With a .400 OBP
Guess what the reason is for him having that big of a difference…
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
The ump...
has completely ruined this game.
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 17, 2010 6:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Matty Ice up in the pen.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
Ugh
Just turned on the game. Regression seems to be a bitch. At the same time 4 of the last 6 pitches look to have been strikes but called balls.
.........
Rotoworld_BBJ. Ellsbury -CF-BOS: Report: Ellsbury diagnosed with fractured rib http://tinyurl.com/dkxfc3
We are just beat up right now, not getting any fucking breaks...
glad we built the lead up. I am still gonna watch…fuck if the TV is on and the Rangers are playing then THAT’S WHATS FUCKING ON. So fuck all yall who want to go check your TIVO’S. Bye.
by dontcallmeElvis on Aug 17, 2010 6:42 PM CDT reply actions
That's not what over/under means.
Fuck that’s annoying.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aqua on Aug 17, 2010 6:44 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I was wondering about that one...
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
It's a running joke today (this month)...
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 17, 2010 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions
mason jar
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
Whats the over/under
on how stupid Josey-isms are
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
42
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
"If I had caught it, the force would have taken me through the fence." -- Rockies outfielder Ryan Spilborghs about a Nelson Cruz line drive.
by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 17, 2010 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Uh, oh
somebody has had their buttons pushed.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
The ump...
wanted to get himself a Gatorade or something. He was standing too long.
Fuck you, Dale Scott.
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 17, 2010 6:43 PM CDT reply actions
Nah...
9 consecutive called strikes.
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 17, 2010 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Too late now, but that was a strike in the 1st inning.
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
"If I had caught it, the force would have taken me through the fence." -- Rockies outfielder Ryan Spilborghs about a Nelson Cruz line drive.
by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 17, 2010 6:44 PM CDT reply actions
When is the last time Vlad hit one out of the infield?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
Murphy should be standing on first base.
I wish Washington had a spine.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aqua on Aug 17, 2010 6:47 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Yep
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
"If I had caught it, the force would have taken me through the fence." -- Rockies outfielder Ryan Spilborghs about a Nelson Cruz line drive.
by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 17, 2010 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Garza throws it anywhere close on 3-0 and gets the call
Fucking infuriating.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aqua on Aug 17, 2010 6:48 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
There's a lot of places...
to put a TV in a storage building.
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 17, 2010 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions
What the hell are...
people from Shreveport doing in St. Pete?
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 17, 2010 6:50 PM CDT reply actions
Then let Joe Maddon have the fat son of a bitch.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aqua on Aug 17, 2010 6:50 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
we discussed this yesterday
nobody was quite sure what happened
by studcrackers on Aug 17, 2010 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions
This road trip is seriously turning into, "What's the Angels score?"
"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." - Chuck Morgan
0-0 bottom 3rd
Just checked myself.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
Make it 1-0 Boston...
Darnell McDonald just went yard
"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." - Chuck Morgan
It must be difficult to swing a bat and hit a 98 mph fast ball squarely
when you have a giant set of tits like Bengie Molina.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
Got 'em written down...
as an 80 grade tool, JW?
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 17, 2010 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Bengie has the kind of tits
you used to see in National Geographic…those are the bad tits.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
Its not as easy as posting on LSB with Hank Blalock's balls in your mouth, thats for sure
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
So all I needed to do was call you a Clit and then capitalize it
to get this kind of reaction?
LOL!
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
Bet it turns you on.
Doesn’t it?
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aqua on Aug 17, 2010 6:55 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
NEW THREAD...
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