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Mr White!
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
And Fail
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Aw hell
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
FUCKING DAMNITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
I'm about to infect you with the back of my hand.
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
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Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
He was...
even with the bag blocked.
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 19, 2010 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions
He was like wedged under the knee before the tag was applied...
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 19, 2010 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions
yep
not like that asshole could see it from his vantage point anyways
by studcrackers on Aug 19, 2010 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions
WTF is wiggie's problem?
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
He's playing for Baltimore
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
that ump was standing behind the play
i have no earthly idea how he saw it
terrible
Just seems kind of shitty if you see someone coming in with their hands
and you jam your knee right there. But you want the out, so i understand.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
Great play
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
Still seems shitty, though.
If it’s legal though you can’t hate it.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
it can cause injury, it's one of the "unspoken rules"
It’s why Utley got hurt earlier in the year bc he is known for it.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Yeah, plus i know it's legal
but it seems like a pussy move. Just like faking when you don’t get hit.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
it is a pussy move and I hope he dies.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I've done it.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
Nikki Sixx style
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
Old school?
As in you are so old you can’t spell his name right?
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
On that douche...
I would have gone in knives first.
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 19, 2010 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions
you can, but that's how people get one in their fucking ear.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
not a smart move, but he sure as hell looked safe
La naiba cu Monkey Rally !!!!!
- That would Romanian for F*ck the Rally Monkey....
fuck wiggington and fuck that noise
fucking safe
It's okay...
I love LOST complainers. They just make me enjoy the fact that I enjoyed the show even more.
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 19, 2010 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions
People complaining about LOST...
entertains me.
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 19, 2010 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions
I wish we could watch Elvis hit a home run and then...
that awesome Richard Alpert LOST episode together.
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 19, 2010 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions
the fact that he didn't get an emmy nomination for that episiode
is tragic.
Glad Terry O’Quinn and Michael Emerson were nominated, though.
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
I wish I could hire...
Michael Emerson to narrate my life in character.
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 19, 2010 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions
epic
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
preceded by
“Hello, John.”
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
evenin' folks
"If Nolan Ryan hadn't been born, Larry McMurtry would have made him up."
----Kevin Sherrington of the Dallas Morning News to Bud Selig.
I like how Wigginton almost spiked Blanco in the face when he fell over, too.
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
If you do it's sure to escalate quickly
so…. yes
"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." -Chuck Morgan speaking for all of us
This reminds me...
They threw at Vlad all series backing him off the plate in all 4 games we got swept.
Yes, you hit him when he comes up.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 19, 2010 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions
You understand. I worded it wrong.
Don’t be dumb.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 19, 2010 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions
What 4 games are you talkin' bout?
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
In the fucking series the Orioles swept us in.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 19, 2010 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Don't recall that.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
Deal...you lose some weight
and I’ll smarten up.
by lost in space on Aug 19, 2010 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions
That's mine and Closure's meme!
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 19, 2010 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions
cobra better
La naiba cu Monkey Rally !!!!!
- That would Romanian for F*ck the Rally Monkey....
by Captain Fubar on Aug 19, 2010 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions
don't buzz him, you fucking put one in his fucking ribs
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
2 HRs in the boston series
and 3 in the 5 game homestand. Pretty good. 7 hits on the homestand, too.
Throw behind him, atleast.
We are tied..
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 19, 2010 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Its the 6th inning...
can I complain about the run support yet?
by death of the cool on Aug 19, 2010 7:33 PM CDT reply actions
So did we ever confirm if that was really Chuck G in the thread last night?
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Yes, it was him. Did you see Chuck Morgan's post?
Well then... I would like to see this Jeff Sullivan pornagraphy.
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 11, 2010 10:35 PM PDT
by Feliz es bueno on Aug 19, 2010 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh no, I haven't gone back to it sense.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Morgan called out Hicks. Saying he's tried to get ownership to enhance the fans' experience
but nothing was ever done.
Well then... I would like to see this Jeff Sullivan pornagraphy.
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 11, 2010 10:35 PM PDT
by Feliz es bueno on Aug 19, 2010 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions
just read it, it was beautiful...
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Maybe he'll let you PA an inning.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
why don't you shut your mouth.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Not in front of the kid.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Is this a question?
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
That was pretty good.
Fuck hewhoshallnotbenamed.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
In the suite thread
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
oh
i didnt get around to reading that one, maybe if i had money and couldve gone to the suite night :(
by studcrackers on Aug 19, 2010 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions
colby
is one of my favorite players to watch.
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan
Ok, time for the chin music.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
wigginton you assclown
La naiba cu Monkey Rally !!!!!
- That would Romanian for F*ck the Rally Monkey....
should have hit his ass.
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Yeah keep staring mother fucker.
Fat fuck.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
i honestly don't
think he’ll do it.
"If Nolan Ryan hadn't been born, Larry McMurtry would have made him up."
----Kevin Sherrington of the Dallas Morning News to Bud Selig.
You try to avoid baserunners late in games..
This was his opportunity and we choked it away.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 19, 2010 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes.
We didn’t do it.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 19, 2010 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions
even as gay as baseball is becoming,
they dont toss him without a warning first.
of course wiggington could have charged and then they both get ejected
I don't think it happens tonight.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
and now the ump is squeezing things....
La naiba cu Monkey Rally !!!!!
- That would Romanian for F*ck the Rally Monkey....
P.O.D?
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 19, 2010 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions
for the very first time
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 19, 2010 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions
So why don't you come with me...
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Intoxicated world, boys and girls
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Hurley lost some weight and got some dreds..
cool
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
Ugh
Josh went there. Of course.
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan
Does Cantu not have a 1st baseman's mitt?
by LoneStarBallUser on Aug 19, 2010 7:40 PM CDT reply actions
how about
Josh hits a double, decides to go to third, and when Wigg blocks the bag Josh sends him into the camera well?
Section 239, Row 1, Seats 1&2
he's going to get his eventually.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Remember when the Rangers had an offense.....I long for the good ol days
Baseball ain't like football. You can't make up no trick plays. ~Yogi Berra
Ugh...
You know that guy that grabbed that foul ball plays golf.
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 19, 2010 7:42 PM CDT reply actions
josh with the call
"If Nolan Ryan hadn't been born, Larry McMurtry would have made him up."
----Kevin Sherrington of the Dallas Morning News to Bud Selig.
Well done.
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan
he's dead.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I think everyone in here has tried that at some point in their lives
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
my cousin walter's mom
found him dead, keeled over, balls resting in his mouth
by studcrackers on Aug 19, 2010 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Vader is Murphy's father
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
It's still better...
than rooting for any other of those teams.
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 19, 2010 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions
It's that Brian Matusz is actually good and the Rangers' two best righty hitters are out of the lineup, Tag.
This one’s not rocket science.
Please stop flailing at fucking offspeed shit.
FUCK!!
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
this offense is just bad, no other way to say it
Baseball ain't like football. You can't make up no trick plays. ~Yogi Berra
this offense is not at it's fullest right now and they're not doing so good right now.
is another way.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
This offense is not fullest of elite right now.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
How about a visual representation?

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
For every NFL freak on your block!
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
I find this o-fence-ive
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
man up
every team has injuries, stop bitching and start hitting already… geez.
look, it's CashMonay , bitches! you down with da O.P.P... Cash does, give it up !
Are the Rangers your AL team this year?
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 19, 2010 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions
yup, i have decided i like hamilton.
look, it's CashMonay , bitches! you down with da O.P.P... Cash does, give it up !
Well...
the Giants are my NL team this season. So let’s not disappoint each other.
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 19, 2010 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions
do you disagree with notion of less bitching more offense?
look, it's CashMonay , bitches! you down with da O.P.P... Cash does, give it up !
Yes.
Less injuries, more offense.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Only if the team were the ones who were bitching...
We’re fans, bitching is what we do.
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 19, 2010 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions
true , but excessive thingie gets little whiny, how u guys like Molina so far
look, it's CashMonay , bitches! you down with da O.P.P... Cash does, give it up !
He's fat...
and he’s bad at baseball.
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 19, 2010 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions
his OPS is also 630 , just saying , seen Bengie enough as a Giants
look, it's CashMonay , bitches! you down with da O.P.P... Cash does, give it up !
I also reject that all teams having injuries means they have equal injury problems.
Not that the Rangers are the most plagued team or anything, but if the Cardinals lose Albert Pujols and the Reds lose Francisco Cordero, the Cardinals don’t have less reason to complain because the Reds also have an injury.
They just shouldn’t complain because it’s annoying.
Just slide feet first.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
I wish it would have been Molina
just bowl Wiggy over.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
He wouldn't have gotten to 2nd.
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan
Hey Robert...
if you could face 100 Brian Matusz pitches, do you think you could get one out of the infield?
I’m thinking I could get at least one of out there.
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 19, 2010 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Could you?
With the love of chicken girl guiding you?
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 19, 2010 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Have we heard an update on the claw-antlers shirts?
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Do I hear a Let's Go Rangers chant?
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Goddamnit.
This is set up for Corey fucking Patterson again.
he was literally like 2 steps off the bag
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
shit man, don't be scared to lay out you pussy.
Fucking Cantu
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
That's on you, Jorge.
You fucking lazy fuck.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Cantu didn't even try for that...
WTF was he doing?
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Posting here because the Pirates are even more terrible than usual today and I’ve been watching this game instead. Is it just me or has the strike zone been freaking mysterious?
at times yes
was worse in the tampa series
by studcrackers on Aug 19, 2010 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions
That seems to be...
a common theme with baseball games.
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 19, 2010 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions
are you a relative of the cyborg?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Do you like Chuck Greenburg?
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
Fuck Corey Patterson
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan
Lord almighty.
Would you people help Lewis, please? So he doesn’t look like a failure for giving up one run on a ground ball?
This is going well.
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Fuck Corey Patterson.
Fuck Jorge Cannot.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
and in other shitty news, 3 runs shot by Matsui, 4-1 An(g)els
La naiba cu Monkey Rally !!!!!
- That would Romanian for F*ck the Rally Monkey....
almost a disaster
La naiba cu Monkey Rally !!!!!
- That would Romanian for F*ck the Rally Monkey....
this is where the rangers need to realize they're a playoff team
and need to stomp baltimore in the ground, and bean the douche after we get a big lead. Then walk out of the stadium with our heads held high.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
I've taught you well.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
CJ did it better
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
CJ is an atlete
Cantu is…. eh.
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan
athlete*
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan
this team better hope the Angels or the A's dont get hot....
because we are looking at a horrible streak.
by death of the cool on Aug 19, 2010 7:57 PM CDT reply actions
Saying things in bulk...
doesn’t make it become more true.
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 19, 2010 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Fuck EVERYTHING
I mean EVERYTHING.
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan
mlbtv turned off
somebody let me know if I should turn it back on tomorrow.
Section 239, Row 1, Seats 1&2
WTF BOGGS!!!!!!!!:LKJ:LKJDSFL:KJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Yeah, he's a fucking intelligent player
Bullfuckingshit.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
God he fucking sucks in Right Field.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
Looked just like Judy last Saturday night...
remember him? He’s the pussy with a sub .500 OPS post AS Break.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
I'm really sorry Cobra....
La naiba cu Monkey Rally !!!!!
- That would Romanian for F*ck the Rally Monkey....
He was like...
running around that ball.
What a piece of shit.
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 19, 2010 7:59 PM CDT reply actions
I hate feeling like
this is the best chance we have to do something awesome, and it might all get killed because everyone is hurt.
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
This.
If the Rangers go in to the playoffs anything like this, my love of baseball is going to be dinged a little bit for a while.
i beg you to go knock on wood....i'm literally begging.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Done.
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Life of being a Ranger fan.
Nothing ever goes the way we want it to go.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 19, 2010 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions
WHERE'S MY TEAM.
I WANT NELLIE BACK.
"What IS your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery?"
WE WANT OUR TEAM BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
someone likes Boggs? Revoke his Ranger fan card immediately...............
La naiba cu Monkey Rally !!!!!
- That would Romanian for F*ck the Rally Monkey....
that's looking reallllllllllllllllllllly good now :(
La naiba cu Monkey Rally !!!!!
- That would Romanian for F*ck the Rally Monkey....
by Captain Fubar on Aug 19, 2010 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions
my wife is trying to defend Boggs right now, I"m....SO....ANGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GO IN THE ROOM AND WATCH 90210 DAMMIT!!
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Oooh, Is it the Tiffani Amber years?
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
yes.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Augmentalicious
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
You just make up a word?
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
It's legit.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
defend him? how the hell does she defend him?
“he tried really hard”?
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
yes.
she just got into basaeball 2 months ago after 10 years of leaving me alone during bgames
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Sup, bitches?
I’m most sad after seeing Boggs K twice and then skull-fuck that flyball….he many never play again after this.
The thought of it made jump into the birra.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
birra? fuck that, time for some firewater.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
HGH for everyone dammit, get them back on the field!
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Well find the Roberto Clemente mojo quick.
"What IS your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery?"
Don't mean to be rude,
but we need you to leave
by lost in space on Aug 19, 2010 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Boilermaker
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Boggs brought his big boy ones to play:

"What IS your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery?"
Colby Lewis...
is justifiably pissed.
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 19, 2010 8:02 PM CDT reply actions
And the wheels on the O's go round and round
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
He went F-Bomb on Boggs
"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.
by Kinslerhomer on Aug 19, 2010 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions
I hope so......
I think it’s time for a closed door players only meeting
La naiba cu Monkey Rally !!!!!
- That would Romanian for F*ck the Rally Monkey....
by Captain Fubar on Aug 19, 2010 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm sort of compelled
to watch South Park instead of these impostor Rangers.
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan
It's a brilliant show.
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan
Agreed, orange.
Bathroom humor is stupid.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
South Park
May have started out as bathroom humor but it’s seriously one of the smartest shows on tv now
i wonder if manbearpig can play rf
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
I got chicken kabobs and hot italian brauts in the on deck
circle but Birra is gonna take a long at bat.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
Birra?
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 19, 2010 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions
It's how Avery Johnson supposedly pronounced "beer."
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
Dont forget the Italians
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
No, Josey's pissed at Brandon Boggs right now.
He fucked up his opportunity and now we have to watch that pussy Judy Borbon the rest of the season.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
dont think
ive ever had chicken kabobs but that sounds quite tasty
by studcrackers on Aug 19, 2010 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions
want to get a prospective
does you guys have faith in Frank Francisco in a big game… his peripheral is aight , so is his numbers.
look, it's CashMonay , bitches! you down with da O.P.P... Cash does, give it up !
Meh on Frank...the bigger the game, the bigger he shits the bed fantastic....but then
he’ll go on a nice run – nothing consistent.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
I still can't believe Boggs didn't catch that...
He looked like a person who has never played baseball before in his life.
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 19, 2010 8:03 PM CDT reply actions
Colby Lewis is charged with giving up four runs in this game...
There is no justice.
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 19, 2010 8:04 PM CDT reply actions
Would you be shocked if he put a pillow on
Brandon Boggs and applied pressure in his sleep?
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 19, 2010 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Brandon Boggs' face****
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 19, 2010 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions
meh, every team goes through this
look at the bright side, you are leading by a ‘gazillion’ games and have Lee
we have lincecum… who has failed us in big games.
look, it's CashMonay , bitches! you down with da O.P.P... Cash does, give it up !
False.
Not every team loses two players of Kinsler and Cruz’s caliber for large chunks of the season at the same time. That’s a stupid truism fed by the media who doesn’t like to acknowledge events out of players’ control that influence results as existing because it makes their jobs more difficult.
Some teams lose more, some teams lose less.
i was referring to the mini losing streak sir
look, it's CashMonay , bitches! you down with da O.P.P... Cash does, give it up !
losing Cruz and Kinsler is kinda on the magnitude
ot Pedroia and Youk , a tad less, but i get your drift.
look, it's CashMonay , bitches! you down with da O.P.P... Cash does, give it up !
we have a great farm system
but it would finish 3rd in the AL West… and last in the AL East, apparently.
Section 239, Row 1, Seats 1&2
Screw Oliver
he’s been so unreliable as of late
And mankind is naught but a single nation - Qu'ran 2:213
Dear God,
What did we do as Ranger fans to deserve Boggs and Arias on the field?
La naiba cu Monkey Rally !!!!!
- That would Romanian for F*ck the Rally Monkey....
A 4 game losing streak after take 3 of 5 from NYY and BOS.
Fuck me.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Would be 5 straight to the O's
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
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