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The offense still isn't clicking but don't worry, C.J. Wilson has got this.

Stopping the losing streak and finally beating Baltimore again was most welcome.

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Amazing.

C.J. post here. You have rank over Young now.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

My blog: That's baseball for you

by iorange555 on Aug 20, 2010 8:59 PM CDT reply actions  

CJ Game Score 89

“Teetering with tomfoolery” ..my ass.

Atta boy, BGL!

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Aug 20, 2010 8:59 PM CDT reply actions  

Still would have liked more production from the offense

But CJ fucking dominated. Love it.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 20, 2010 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

And Cliff Lee tomorrow?

Things are looking up.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 20, 2010 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

After a 4 game losing streak,

anything positive is great news. That fucking dark cloud been following for almost a full week.

by lost in space on Aug 20, 2010 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Meh

I not as comfortable in him like I have in CJ

/rangersradiobd

Matt (Denver, CO): Congratulations, I heard you won a gold glove!
Klaw (1:18 PM) : Thanks, I had a great year at the plate!
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by Smoak Some on Aug 20, 2010 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

One of the big worries in letting him become a starter was

how he would hold up in the second half.

He’s a motherfucking bad-ass in the second half.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Aug 20, 2010 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

The IPs are a concern for anyone, but CJ is probably one of the best-conditioned players on the team, if not the best.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 20, 2010 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Watching him at ST, he's far and away the most athletic and best conditioned pitcher

And I’d put him up against any hitter.

THE RANGERS ARE FULL OF UNBELIEVEABLE SUCK GIVE UP NOW IT DOES NOT MATTER GOOD BYE.

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by WestTxAg06 on Aug 21, 2010 9:49 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Christopher John Wilson people

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 20, 2010 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

Post game comments...

since the station in Austin doesn’t have a post game show!

by Philar on Aug 20, 2010 9:00 PM CDT reply actions  

Ceej commented on how cool it is to see Ranger fans on the road.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Aug 20, 2010 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Eeeewww, Lairdface.

I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM

by LSJ on Aug 20, 2010 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

OMFT!

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 20, 2010 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Christopher . John. Wilson.

Do Work.

Bitches

Matt (Denver, CO): Congratulations, I heard you won a gold glove!
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by Smoak Some on Aug 20, 2010 9:00 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm gonna say it

CJ has been better than Cliff post all star break.

Fuck Arias

by hornedfrogs45 on Aug 20, 2010 9:00 PM CDT reply actions  

CJ's FIP's in July/August are 3.47 and 3.40

Lee’s are 2.77 and 1.29.

So uh… no.

I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM

by LSJ on Aug 20, 2010 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I don’t understand people suddenly thinking that CJ is better than Cliff right now

He isnt and that isn’t anything on CJ, it is how badass Cliff Lee is

by WickKLN on Aug 20, 2010 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, CJ just had an amazing game, so now everyone has to kick their hype machines into overdrive.

I get that I guess, but it’s still kinda annoying when the CJ > Lee claims start.

I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM

by LSJ on Aug 20, 2010 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Actually...

He’s been a really good #2 by WAR this year…

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 20, 2010 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Colby has been a borderline #1 this year.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 20, 2010 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

So... over Lee, then?

I don’t think we can count that, because he hasn’t been getting the wins he deserves.

by DrumsInTheDeep on Aug 20, 2010 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lee has been the best pitcher in baseball this year.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 20, 2010 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Now I understand.

We have a THE #1, a borderline #1, and a solid #2 as our playoff rotation.
Good times.

by DrumsInTheDeep on Aug 20, 2010 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes, exactly

and we have two of those guys relatively cheap next year… please Lee come back, I’ll give you my right pinkie

The Ranger's will win the AL pennant by 2013

by blalock84 on Aug 20, 2010 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

This was a fun routine

Let me help explain. These are the WAR’s for our top 3 pitchers (rank in AL).

Cliff Lee!: 6.5 WAR (1st)
Colby Lewis: 3.7 WAR (10th)
CJ Wilson: 2.8 WAR (16th)

If you assume a number 1 pitcher is around the top 14 pitchers in the league (each team would get one), the Rangers have 2 guys who qualify and one who was right on the border…before an 8.2 IP, 2 hit, 12 K night…

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 20, 2010 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

giggle

Those numbers are making me giddy as a school boy.

by Closure GT on Aug 20, 2010 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

That’s why it’s such a fun game to play. Here’s another one:

How many of the top 15 relievers (by WAR) play for the Rangers?

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 20, 2010 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

All of them?

Wait, we don’t have 15 relievers…

by Closure GT on Aug 20, 2010 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Higher! =D

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 20, 2010 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

4!

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 20, 2010 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yup

That and the Pliny doing it for me.

Chuck could probably pull some strings and get a couple cases of that for the suite, no? heh

by snake oil pete on Aug 20, 2010 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

I can't decide

if I want to become your best friend for having the Pliny or just kill you for it.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 20, 2010 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh it's gooood

It’s weird how out of control the hype has gotten- the store I got it from sold all they had through their one bottle limit email reservations. But yeah. Man. This one was just bottled on Monday.

A guy I was drinking with once said it was great on tap but transcendent freshly bottled, and I think he’s right.

by snake oil pete on Aug 20, 2010 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

but yeah

If you’re ever in Sea-town I’ll buy you one.

by snake oil pete on Aug 20, 2010 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Deal.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 20, 2010 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

On the last couple sips now

About to do junkie-ish things. Hopefully there’s more around town. I think I could spend a quality weekend getting my nutrients only from few-days-old Pliny.

by snake oil pete on Aug 20, 2010 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Haha.

I had something similar happen at dinner, but for the food, not the alcohol.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 20, 2010 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

HAH YES

I’m doing this. Actually just called a store that still has some and got re-dressed (no A/C here).

by snake oil pete on Aug 20, 2010 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

You don't have to explain to me.

One of my pre-marital agreements is that pants are strictly optional.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 20, 2010 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

and back

3 more bottles. Also they had DFH Theobroma on draft- not as weird as I expected but good.

Pliny for $4.99 per 500 mL bottle- seemed crazy cheap because they could probably charge $10 and sell out just about as fast. I didn’t even ask what the price was when I grabbed it.

by snake oil pete on Aug 20, 2010 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hate you!

Theobroma!? So ridiculously completely unfair! RAH!

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 20, 2010 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's really not as good as their best stuff.

I was expecting something totally unprecedented, but it was still beer.

by snake oil pete on Aug 20, 2010 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's because

David Price, like all Rays starters, is overrated.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 20, 2010 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

To expand on this

If you rank the AL by largest gap between ERA and FIP, the Rays have FOUR of the top 10 largest gaps. I’m not saying Price is bad…he’s quite good. But he’s more like Colby Lewis good (3.42 FIP, 155 IP) with his 3.43 FIP in 151.2 IP than Cliff Lee’s 2.24 FIP in 169 IP.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 20, 2010 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

6.5 WAR

That’s just…..unbelievable

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by Smoak Some on Aug 20, 2010 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

We say that...

..but Halladay has actually caught up to 6.3 WAR.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 20, 2010 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

And Cliff Lee! gets to go tomorrow night

Against the Orioles.

I expect that to go up.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 20, 2010 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

I thought WAR was league-adjusted?

Just another guy who changed his SBN name for (relative) anonymity.
For the record, I like Michael Young, but his defense is, well, indefensible. Don't believe me? Click here, then here and here.

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 20, 2010 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't think so.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 20, 2010 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ah, my mistake

Just another guy who changed his SBN name for (relative) anonymity.
For the record, I like Michael Young, but his defense is, well, indefensible. Don't believe me? Click here, then here and here.

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 20, 2010 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well...

Halladay is incredible and he pitches in NL now which is like pitching for Oklahoma City.

by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 20, 2010 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh......

Philly…..Philly…..Philly…

Why do you have to be run by a moron…

Matt (Denver, CO): Congratulations, I heard you won a gold glove!
Klaw (1:18 PM) : Thanks, I had a great year at the plate!
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by Smoak Some on Aug 20, 2010 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is what make it most incredible

WAR is a COUNTING stat, people!

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

"If I had caught it, the force would have taken me through the fence." -- Rockies outfielder Ryan Spilborghs about a Nelson Cruz line drive.

by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 21, 2010 12:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

The Rangers have a very formidable rotation right now

going into the playoffs. One that should make other teams’ fans feel some trepidation. Would you want your team to face Lee, Lewis, Wilson and Hamilton?

This season has been very enjoyable.

Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!

by t ball on Aug 20, 2010 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hell yeah

"Hey Ump, get off your knees, you're blowing the game!"

by Jonestein on Aug 20, 2010 9:00 PM CDT reply actions  

Had a good feeling about tonight.

Feels good to win again.

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by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 20, 2010 9:01 PM CDT reply actions  

I am way more relieved than I thought I would be.

"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Aug 20, 2010 9:01 PM CDT reply actions  

Exactly...

It feels good to watch a win again and not have to say, “They’re hurt right now.” or “They have a big lead anyway.” or “The umpires fucked them.”

by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 20, 2010 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

ceej!

Great game tonight, BGL.

by RCCook on Aug 20, 2010 9:01 PM CDT reply actions  

34/LAA, 35/OAK

About to be 33/LAA

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by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 20, 2010 9:02 PM CDT reply actions  

Oh, and 7.5 on each

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by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 20, 2010 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

I love your screen name...makes me El Oh El

"Hey Ump, get off your knees, you're blowing the game!"

by Jonestein on Aug 20, 2010 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

I read it in Dave Barnett voice.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 20, 2010 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Masochist.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Aug 20, 2010 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

I rec'd almost exclusively because of his screen name

everytime I hear Nadel say it, he sounds very annoyed.

The Ranger's will win the AL pennant by 2013

by blalock84 on Aug 20, 2010 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Can't see the number.

That’s the one to use when it hits 23 in 6 days.

by Closure GT on Aug 20, 2010 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

I just like seeing Nolan kicking some ass

Matt (Denver, CO): Congratulations, I heard you won a gold glove!
Klaw (1:18 PM) : Thanks, I had a great year at the plate!
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by Smoak Some on Aug 20, 2010 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Like this one better

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 20, 2010 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Me too.

Sometimes I press CTRL+F and type in "Josey Wales" just to see if he made a stupid statement.

by Pith on Aug 20, 2010 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Somebody please catch my Baseball Pants.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Aug 20, 2010 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

thought it was still 35.....

Although it will be 34 if the A’s lose…..right?

by SeedyV on Aug 20, 2010 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not counting the A's

Unlike Josey, I’m more afraid of the Angels

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by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 20, 2010 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

As am I.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Aug 20, 2010 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Angels are dead.

And now they’re starting to smell.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Aug 20, 2010 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Like zombie Hank?

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 20, 2010 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Let yourself heal.

It’s Time.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Aug 20, 2010 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think the sarcasm meter broke

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 20, 2010 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

are you saying you believe in this team and it's time?

me too.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 20, 2010 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep, we're gonna see a little drama, perhaps more

but yeah, It’s Time.

We got rid of fucking Tom Hicks and Chuckie G / Nolan Ryan own the team plus we have Cliff Motherfucking Lee.

Yeah, I believe.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Aug 20, 2010 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

gettin' rid of fTH was the best thing that happened,

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 20, 2010 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

And it was forced...how lucky are we that he's not here?

He was desperate to keep This Thing and of all people to buy the team…somebody who actually gives a shit about the fans and keeps talking about doing what Arte Moreno did?

It’s Time.

Zorilla just went yard.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Aug 20, 2010 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

as long as we don't become

the DFW Rangers of Arlington/Mansfield by way of Palo Pinto County

by elvis1isking on Aug 20, 2010 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's actually bad...

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 20, 2010 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep

My dream of seeing Cliff Lee open a Game 1 at home for the Rangers in a playoff series is in serious jeopardy with the Twins playing well and the White Sox not far behind.

by selke99 on Aug 21, 2010 4:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

341 Million pitches....lol

La naiba cu Monkey Rally !!!!!

- That would Romanian for F*ck the Rally Monkey....

by Captain Fubar on Aug 20, 2010 9:03 PM CDT reply actions  

Haren

some quick figuring shows he’s 1-3 since joining LAA – and he’s looking at another loss tonight

by shroomer on Aug 20, 2010 9:03 PM CDT reply actions  

Saw Phosphorescent

last night in Greenpoint.

That guy is just the most.

Go Strangers.

by hightowersmith on Aug 20, 2010 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

nice, I thank you for the rec back when.

good shit.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 20, 2010 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just heard the song amazing.

Never heard of the guy till now.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 20, 2010 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

asd;vdljs;dljf;asdfawdsfcjwilsonlsjdfl;asjdflj

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 20, 2010 9:03 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

for awesome

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 20, 2010 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oddly enough,

I just now noticed you put the player of the game in that fancy lettering

by lost in space on Aug 20, 2010 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

snooky like that

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 20, 2010 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good vodka?

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Aug 20, 2010 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 20, 2010 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

n.deed.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 20, 2010 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mustof cleaned the kitchen there...

Matt (Denver, CO): Congratulations, I heard you won a gold glove!
Klaw (1:18 PM) : Thanks, I had a great year at the plate!
I think Jason Heyward is ready to be promoted to the AL. He’s mastered the NL - Matthew Carruth

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by Smoak Some on Aug 20, 2010 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

must have

Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!

by t ball on Aug 20, 2010 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

He was talkin' bout Cat Stevens.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Aug 20, 2010 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

heh

Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!

by t ball on Aug 20, 2010 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm gonna rec this.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 20, 2010 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

As am I

Are you from the future, or have you just visited?
Do they still have sandwiches there?

by DrumsInTheDeep on Aug 20, 2010 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't, either.

If I had my way, they’d win 11 games straight by 4+.

This was more realistic, though. And would be better for the memories.

by philkid3 on Aug 20, 2010 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

I never planned to post it.

It’s just what I did to keep my mind busy on a drive to Spokane.

by philkid3 on Aug 20, 2010 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Spokane advice

Don’t try to find your way back to your hotel through the arboretum after midnight by yourself with only starlight to see by. A deer jumped out of the bushes about 10 feet in front of me and took off- scared the bejeezus out of me. Then I had to climb a sharp fence and wade through a swamp.

I also saw a porcupine, which was pretty cool, but yeah, don’t do that.

by snake oil pete on Aug 20, 2010 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

I lived in the middle of nowhere New Mexico.

Deer jumping out is second nature for me.

Same for elk, but no matter how use to avoiding elk in the darkness you are, that’s still frightening.

by philkid3 on Aug 20, 2010 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nice

I’ve only been wandering through forest-y places by starlight a few times, and that was the only time I was alone. That night I had gotten lost and I don’t know the city and I was already a little edgy.

by snake oil pete on Aug 20, 2010 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah- how long until that's no longer possible?

One time I thought I was leading a caravan onto the Blue Ridge Parkway in NC at dawn and no one realized we were on some weird back road until we almost ran out of gas a couple hours later. At least it was a nice drive though.

Are you in Pullman now or somewhere else?

by snake oil pete on Aug 20, 2010 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

What do you mean LSB?!

I used to walk ten miles in the sleet to post on the espn boards!

Go Strangers.

by hightowersmith on Aug 20, 2010 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rangers against the Braves in the WS?

That would be very much enjoyable

Matt (Denver, CO): Congratulations, I heard you won a gold glove!
Klaw (1:18 PM) : Thanks, I had a great year at the plate!
I think Jason Heyward is ready to be promoted to the AL. He’s mastered the NL - Matthew Carruth

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by Smoak Some on Aug 20, 2010 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fine, but

We’ll be opening the ALDS on the road.

by JDT217 on Aug 20, 2010 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Who cares?

I just wanna be in the playoffs

Matt (Denver, CO): Congratulations, I heard you won a gold glove!
Klaw (1:18 PM) : Thanks, I had a great year at the plate!
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by Smoak Some on Aug 20, 2010 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

I want a WS, but the ALDS series win would be nice to start.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 20, 2010 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Never much cared for PECOTA.

Minn has 40 games remaining (after tonight’s win). 21 at home, 19 on the road, facing opponents with a collective .479 winning percentage.

Rangers have 41 games remaining. 19 at home, 22 on the road, and facing opponents with a collective .489 winning percentage.

The thing we’ve got going for us is that the division could very well be in the bag by the time we finish with that 13(?) game stretch against divisional foes, meaning we could be playing some AAA teams while Minnesota could potentially still be scuffling for the AL Central (though that’s looking less and less likely with each passing day).

by JDT217 on Aug 20, 2010 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Even before last season you didn't care for it?

Why?

Nevermind the fact that it’s primarily based on what’s happened in the season so far, it’s just accounting for Kinsler and Cruz missing games.

by philkid3 on Aug 20, 2010 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fortunately there are places that do.

And not just projection systems, but other forms of predictions and major publications and writers’ predictions, as well.

Long story short, PECOTA was the best year in year out until Nate Silver left, and, while likely to get a lot of things wrong, also likely to get fewer things wrong than you, me, or anyone else.

At this point it’s going to have to correct itself after last season, but this late in the year I’m still going to take a combination of it and 100+ games of baseball looked at objectively than fans sitting around and talking. Knowing the odds are against anything or anyone being exact.

by philkid3 on Aug 20, 2010 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, then explain this to me.

How is that we’re 2.5 games behind Minnesota, have a more difficult remaining schedule, including fewer games at home, but we’re still projected to beat their win total by 2 games? With Kins and Cruz injured. I don’t get that.

by JDT217 on Aug 20, 2010 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Morneau has been out since early July, I think

with a concussion, and there’s no telling when he’ll be back. He was in the MVP discussion when he went down. Nick Punto (don’t laugh, 1.8 WAR this year) is out, Orlando Hudson (2.2WAR) was on the DL twice, they lost Joe Nathan before the season started…

The Rangers aren’t the only team with injuries.

Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!

by t ball on Aug 20, 2010 11:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

It does.

It takes in to account they’ve missed a bunch of time, and that goes in to what’s happened so far. And it takes in to account they will miss some time, and that goes in to what happens going forward.

by philkid3 on Aug 20, 2010 11:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Two more things as well.

While I’ve soured on it since Silver left and it failed hard last season, I’ll still take adjusted playoff odds before unadjusted. I’d prefer CHONE, but this is what I’ve got.

And I’d take the unadjusted over anyone here sitting around and guessing.

Also, of all the things in this story, that’s a weird one to get hung up on.

by philkid3 on Aug 20, 2010 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Even though I know the ending now

I’m still going to watch the movie. I’ll see you all in Texas in October.

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

"If I had caught it, the force would have taken me through the fence." -- Rockies outfielder Ryan Spilborghs about a Nelson Cruz line drive.

by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 21, 2010 1:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

My second favorite part
Neffy strikes out Tex and A-Rod to win the pennant.

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by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 20, 2010 9:08 PM CDT reply actions  

reply fail

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by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 20, 2010 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

OT: Brandon McCarthy

I thought he was on the 60-day DL. He pitched for OKC tonight. Did I miss something?

Can one rehab while on the 60-day DL?

by T Coleman on Aug 20, 2010 9:09 PM CDT reply actions  

McCarthy, McCarthy not ringing any bells

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 20, 2010 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

When did AJM say that I must have missed it

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 20, 2010 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Last Friday.

After Hamilton did pearings on the Red Sox.

by ftwdrummer on Aug 21, 2010 12:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yes.

I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM

by LSJ on Aug 20, 2010 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes to

missing something or rehabbing while on the 60-day DL?

by T Coleman on Aug 20, 2010 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes, you can rehab while on the 60.

I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM

by LSJ on Aug 20, 2010 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Niekro Leagues

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Aug 20, 2010 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh stop it...

you’re making my insides feel all funny stuff.

by lost in space on Aug 20, 2010 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Tingly feelings?

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 20, 2010 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's like my heart is getting hard.

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by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 20, 2010 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

<3

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by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 20, 2010 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wish I hadn't had to work tonight

missed the first 7 innings. Wow, CJ.

Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!

by t ball on Aug 20, 2010 9:15 PM CDT reply actions  

'twas gorgeous.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 20, 2010 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yessir

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Aug 20, 2010 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm still at work,

but Nadel and LSB made it sound like he was on point all night.

by lost in space on Aug 20, 2010 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

LAAAAAAA getting powpowed

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 20, 2010 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

haha

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

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"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Aug 20, 2010 9:18 PM CDT reply actions   2 recs

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Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 20, 2010 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

He's a BAD MAN!

:D

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Aug 20, 2010 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

I wish the CJ Skywalker pic worked :(

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 20, 2010 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

OT: How long has "nonchalant" been a verb?

And why do I only notice this in baseball? It’s annoying as shit. That word is NOT a VERB.

"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Aug 20, 2010 9:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Yeah, exactly

I’m watching SF/STL on MLBN and someone “nonchalanted” his way into foul ground after a popped bunt.

"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Aug 20, 2010 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's a freakin' adjective!

But, by the same token, how can you be D/L’ed with a hammy, or a knee, or a back?

I mean, if you didn’t have one of the above, would you not be too misshaped to be a pro athlete?

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Aug 20, 2010 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

I verbed your mom last week, and it was like all

OH! OH! More, Harder.

Then she nonchalanted me right out the front door.

I was less than enjoying…

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Aug 20, 2010 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's dangerous

we’re so potent the first three rows would be pregnant

by kevinkinsler on Aug 20, 2010 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

-ing words

Are referred to as “gerens”. They’re actually nouns and verbs, although they cannot be the only verb in a sentence.

Section 239, Row 1, Seats 1&2

by JayAhre on Aug 21, 2010 7:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

Ahem

The term is “gerund.”

by JDT217 on Aug 21, 2010 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

Missed opportunity.

You should have done some serious pearings

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by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 21, 2010 12:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Heh

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Aug 20, 2010 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Felix Hernandez was awesome, but only went 8 IP.

If the radio was to be believed, he could have been the second pitcher ever to throw four straight CGs against the Yankees.

by philkid3 on Aug 20, 2010 9:22 PM CDT reply actions  

Did you see the GB-FB ratio

12-0. With 11 K. Only three balls got out of the infield. He dominated what is probably the best lineup in the Majors.

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

"If I had caught it, the force would have taken me through the fence." -- Rockies outfielder Ryan Spilborghs about a Nelson Cruz line drive.

by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 21, 2010 1:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm gonna be honest

I told CJ that some folks attributed his success to luck and it pissed him off royally. This is the end result. LSB contributed to this performance!

we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"

by eclou on Aug 20, 2010 9:22 PM CDT via mobile reply actions   1 recs

Oh don't be ridiculous

We attributed it to luck AND his defense. You hear that CJ!? Your FIP is good not great and your xFIP is AVERAGE!

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 20, 2010 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

There were a few of us...

who have defended his right to start since it was announced that he would get the gig.

He has silenced all his doubters one way or another since.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Aug 20, 2010 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not this shit again...

I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM

by LSJ on Aug 20, 2010 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

If he'd consistently shown the ability

to strike people out and command his pitches like he did today, I wouldn’t have had to say anything about luck. He would simply be that good.

Also, tell Feldman that last year was complete luck.

by ACWNS09 on Aug 20, 2010 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

We just saw what happens...

when BGL gets that low strike called for him. Dominant.

The offense still needs to find a way to score more runs, but we’ll take it.

And holy shit was that a great catch by Borbon in the 7th.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Aug 20, 2010 9:25 PM CDT reply actions  

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"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Aug 20, 2010 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

wow

just saw the replay – awesome

Go Rice Owls!

by JBImaknee on Aug 20, 2010 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

7-2 final in Min

La naiba cu Monkey Rally !!!!!

- That would Romanian for F*ck the Rally Monkey....

by Captain Fubar on Aug 20, 2010 9:26 PM CDT reply actions  

who won?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 20, 2010 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

8!

33!

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by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 20, 2010 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

you know what a huge fucker is?

Walked in the bar after a concert and two old baseball fans told me Hammy got a torn acl during the game. Fuckers. Spent 10 minutes on my phone seeing if it was true. Kept saying I missed it on the ESPN crawler.

"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.

Then he grounded out weakly to second.

by WyoRanger on Aug 20, 2010 9:26 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

i just bet them

They think the Angels will catch. Not a hesitation. They like dicking with me since I’m one of the bigest baseball fans here (apart from them). I played right into their hands.

"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.

Then he grounded out weakly to second.

by WyoRanger on Aug 20, 2010 9:47 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

That really is a shitty thing to do.

"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Aug 20, 2010 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

NOW!

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Aug 20, 2010 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that's cause for a bar brawl. That's not even close to being funny.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Aug 20, 2010 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

How quick are you on the draw?

Seems to be the only solution…

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 20, 2010 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

they still allow it in wyoming

The Ranger's will win the AL pennant by 2013

by blalock84 on Aug 20, 2010 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

"Old baseball fans"

What exactly does this mean?

I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM

by LSJ on Aug 20, 2010 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hah

I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM

by LSJ on Aug 20, 2010 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Beatrice.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 20, 2010 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Betty White?

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 20, 2010 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

older guys

They know a shitload of old baseball facts better than. They can rattle off lineups from the 60s and 70s. They have a trivia question for once a week and I have one for them. True baseball fans but that pissed me off.

"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.

Then he grounded out weakly to second.

by WyoRanger on Aug 20, 2010 9:42 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

my ploy worked

i decided not to log on until after the game in an effort to reverse jynx the boys.

"If Nolan Ryan hadn't been born, Larry McMurtry would have made him up."
----Kevin Sherrington of the Dallas Morning News to Bud Selig.

by beaudog on Aug 20, 2010 9:26 PM CDT reply actions  

Speaking of Buck..

…I thought an alien was going to explode out of that neck vain a while ago

"Hey Ump, get off your knees, you're blowing the game!"

by Jonestein on Aug 20, 2010 9:33 PM CDT reply actions  

(vein)

"Hey Ump, get off your knees, you're blowing the game!"

by Jonestein on Aug 20, 2010 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Vin Mazzaro

Already at 37 pitches in 1.0+ innings

Today is a good day.

by SeedyV on Aug 20, 2010 9:34 PM CDT reply actions  

shiny

"Hey Ump, get off your knees, you're blowing the game!"

by Jonestein on Aug 20, 2010 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Holy shit...

a dude who looks like Hulk Hogan is sitting behind the plate in Oakland.

by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 20, 2010 9:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Must be Brooke Hogan

Matt (Denver, CO): Congratulations, I heard you won a gold glove!
Klaw (1:18 PM) : Thanks, I had a great year at the plate!
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by Smoak Some on Aug 20, 2010 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

Or his bastard son.....

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by IrishP1 on Aug 20, 2010 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

His son is a pipsqueek

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 20, 2010 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

that is one beefy broad.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 20, 2010 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't say you wouldn't.

Cause I would tear that up to smithereens….

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by IrishP1 on Aug 20, 2010 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

damn straight

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by IrishP1 on Aug 20, 2010 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

GFZ?

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by IrishP1 on Aug 20, 2010 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

I would pee on her, that's about the extent of my yearnings.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 20, 2010 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Shower that is golden

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 20, 2010 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Anytime you speak of Brooke Hogan, it gets weird, yes.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by IrishP1 on Aug 20, 2010 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

only if you make it that way...I'm just keepin' it real.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 20, 2010 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

actually, I went for weird....let's let it die.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 20, 2010 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

CEEJ! CEEJ! CEEJ! CEEJ! CEEJ! CEEJ! CEEJ! CEEJ! CEEJ! CEEJ! CEEJ! CEEJ! CEEJ! CEEJ! CEEJ!

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Aug 20, 2010 9:35 PM CDT reply actions  

:[

@curler 101, Your really funny EVERY team is eventually going to loose. Have you ever seen a team go 162-0; NOT!!! Not to mention you can’t spell.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

My blog: That's baseball for you

by iorange555 on Aug 20, 2010 9:36 PM CDT reply actions  

3-0 TB, Top second

La naiba cu Monkey Rally !!!!!

- That would Romanian for F*ck the Rally Monkey....

by Captain Fubar on Aug 20, 2010 9:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Even more reason to like Texas.

Our little league representative won their first LLWS game tonight.

It’s all lining up…..

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by IrishP1 on Aug 20, 2010 9:36 PM CDT reply actions  

where from?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 20, 2010 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes, Pearland

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by IrishP1 on Aug 20, 2010 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

We think he's in witness protection.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 20, 2010 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Like Harrison Ford in Witness?

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by IrishP1 on Aug 20, 2010 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, I think he's the coach of the Germany team that got skunked 11-0 by Puerto Rico

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by IrishP1 on Aug 20, 2010 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

I thought the same thing....

When I see a Japanese Pop Warner Football Team, I can rest in peace.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by IrishP1 on Aug 20, 2010 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rammstein?!

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by IrishP1 on Aug 20, 2010 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hey, you like pears?

ha!

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by IrishP1 on Aug 20, 2010 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Great answer Nolan.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 20, 2010 9:37 PM CDT reply actions  

CEEJ! CEEJ! CEEJ! CEEJ! CEEJ! CEEJ! CEEJ! CEEJ! CEEJ! CEEJ! CEEJ! CEEJ! CEEJ! CEEJ! CEEJ!

Sorry, I had to turn it off. Cannot stand Bill talking head.

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Aug 20, 2010 9:39 PM CDT reply actions  

Christopher

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 20, 2010 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

CHRISTOPHER JOHN! CHRISTOPHER JOHN! CHRISTOPHER JOHN! CHRISTOPHER JOHN! CHRISTOPHER JOHN!

CHRISTOPHER JOHN! CHRISTOPHER JOHN! CHRISTOPHER JOHN! CHRISTOPHER JOHN! CHRISTOPHER JOHN! CHRISTOPHER JOHN! CHRISTOPHER JOHN! CHRISTOPHER JOHN! CHRISTOPHER JOHN! CHRISTOPHER JOHN! CHRISTOPHER JOHN! CHRISTOPHER JOHN! CHRISTOPHER JOHN! CHRISTOPHER JOHN! CHRISTOPHER JOHN! CHRISTOPHER JOHN! CHRISTOPHER JOHN! CHRISTOPHER JOHN! CHRISTOPHER JOHN! CHRISTOPHER JOHN! CHRISTOPHER JOHN! CHRISTOPHER JOHN! CHRISTOPHER JOHN! CHRISTOPHER JOHN! CHRISTOPHER JOHN!

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Aug 20, 2010 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

ZOMG!

No politics/religion!

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 20, 2010 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

hugh

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 20, 2010 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

i'm done

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 20, 2010 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow fucking idiots on the postgame show.

“astros have had a better record than them for more than a month and nolan seemed uneasy!”

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

My blog: That's baseball for you

by iorange555 on Aug 20, 2010 9:42 PM CDT reply actions  

Well, the LOLstros can look back fondly on that memory

in October, whilst watching the Rangers in the playoffs on the tube

"Hey Ump, get off your knees, you're blowing the game!"

by Jonestein on Aug 20, 2010 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

watching the vid on the Texas LLWS team.

their pitcher has a double kick in his wind up.

It’s crazy looking.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by IrishP1 on Aug 20, 2010 9:44 PM CDT reply actions  

That is weird looking.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 20, 2010 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Friday night postgame make me want to beat my wife.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 20, 2010 9:44 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

I think that was the line.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 20, 2010 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah, i knew it right when I hit post

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 20, 2010 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

miss stacey runs the show, she knows it, I know it...we're better for it.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 20, 2010 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm southern, so yeah...all women get the "Miss" in front of their God given nomenclature.....

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 20, 2010 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Almost to a fault, but it is what it is...life's too short to be serious all the time.

Deep Thoughts, yah?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 20, 2010 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Never look in that rear view mirror, champ.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Aug 20, 2010 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

thanks Coach.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 20, 2010 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Points for usage of ...

“nomenclature”

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Aug 20, 2010 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

I thank you, but more importantly I thank the Coen Bros.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 20, 2010 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

heh

I think probably 80% of my use of “nomenclature” comes in the form of “not the preferred nomenclature”

by snake oil pete on Aug 20, 2010 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lines?

Where we’re going, we don’t need lines.

/obviously not Wash

by Closure GT on Aug 20, 2010 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

makes me want to dump chicken girl

for burger king transvestite

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

My blog: That's baseball for you

by iorange555 on Aug 20, 2010 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

wait, I missed this...es'plain?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 20, 2010 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hey Dickfuck!

The store ran out out RyinAhole, why don’t you go shopping across town?

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Aug 20, 2010 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

Chichickity rec yoself!

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Aug 20, 2010 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

you know, you're losing Denton Points.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 20, 2010 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Howz that?

I used to own Denton. I could do it again.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Aug 20, 2010 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

You should ditch wherever the fuck you live now and move into my 4th bedroom.

50 bucks a month, miss stacey would be all over it.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 20, 2010 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

If these foreclosure muthafuckas have their way,

I might be taking you up on that offer…Breakfast at Casa.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Aug 20, 2010 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

can't wait for Suite Night....get your legs warmed up mother fucker.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 20, 2010 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Haha!

Perfect retort.

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Aug 20, 2010 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Shut Up!

Bad things, man, bad things. Like a size 23 shoe…

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Aug 20, 2010 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

well, if you have a 23 shoe you have to be rocking a 15" penis, right?

But yeah, I was just messin’ my wife runs the show…laid out for the (non-existant) laugh.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 20, 2010 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was channelling the Bruce Smith nike commercial

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Aug 20, 2010 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Forget it, he's rollin'.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Aug 20, 2010 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

yay Hooper

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 20, 2010 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hopper, you lush.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Aug 20, 2010 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

was thnking of an old teammate Jimmy Hooper from East Dallas.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 20, 2010 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

leave me alone jirkstore

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 20, 2010 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

The ocean called.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Aug 20, 2010 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

:D

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Aug 20, 2010 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Deep breathes, homeslice

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Aug 20, 2010 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

From the sound of it, I'm glad I'm not watching the TXA post-game.

I hate it so I never watch it.

"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Aug 20, 2010 9:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Oh, FINE.

"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Aug 20, 2010 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

I luv Carl Crawford.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Aug 20, 2010 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hate Long Carls

’Cause they are hot…and long.

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Aug 20, 2010 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

The problem with Longorias,

is that they either kill the Rangers, or they marry Spurs. I think the former is worse, but it’s close.

by Closure GT on Aug 20, 2010 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Former

Not close. But I’m biased.

by DrumsInTheDeep on Aug 20, 2010 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

As you can see,

I’ve only been down here for three months.

by Closure GT on Aug 20, 2010 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Eva is pretty.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 20, 2010 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sans makeup, look out.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Aug 20, 2010 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hot Carl?

No one picked up on this???

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Aug 20, 2010 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Aug 20, 2010 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bee my guest.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 20, 2010 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

=)

Was that unbeecoming of me?

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 20, 2010 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

I tried, but failed, to come up with any bear related insults.

Stupid un-mistakable un-mockable mascot.

Also, I remembered that in 1992—two years removed from GT’s NC—my family went down to Waco for GT@Baylor. Baylor won. I hate you forever.

by Closure GT on Aug 20, 2010 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Being in Waco after a loss while being underage

It’s pretty awful.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 20, 2010 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is too easy.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Aug 20, 2010 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

WHA???
A Hot Carl is the act of defecating on someones face.

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Aug 20, 2010 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Puhleeze

I don’t posts gross pictures…I just put the seeds in your brainpan. They will sprout at the most unexpected times.

haha

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Aug 20, 2010 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

spadedsnake does that.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 20, 2010 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

CHRISTOPHER JOHN! CHRISTOPHER JOHN! CHRISTOPHER JOHN! CHRISTOPHER JOHN! CHRISTOPHER JOHN!

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Aug 20, 2010 9:49 PM CDT reply actions  

WILSON! WILSON! WILSON! WILSON! WILSON! WILSON! WILSON! WILSON! WILSON! WILSON! WILSON!

WILSON! WILSON! WILSON! WILSON! WILSON! WILSON! WILSON! WILSON! WILSON! WILSON! WILSON! WILSON! WILSON! WILSON! WILSON! WILSON! WILSON! WILSON! WILSON! WILSON! WILSON! WILSON! WILSON! WILSON! WILSON! WILSON! WILSON! WILSON! WILSON! WILSON! WILSON! WILSON! WILSON! WILSON! WILSON! WILSON! WILSON! WILSON! WILSON! WILSON! WILSON! WILSON! WILSON! WILSON! WILSON! WILSON! WILSON! WILSON! WILSON! WILSON! WILSON! WILSON! WILSON! WILSON! WILSON!

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 20, 2010 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

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by Closure GT on Aug 20, 2010 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

If he does I hope he still comments under a random alias.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 20, 2010 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

JEDI! JEDI! JEDI! JEDI! JEDI! JEDI! JEDI! JEDI! JEDI! JEDI! JEDI! JEDI! JEDI! JEDI! JEDI! JEDI! JEDI! JEDI! JEDI!

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Aug 20, 2010 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Someone who is photoshop savy needs to create a new one....

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 20, 2010 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

My God I love Mitch Moreland.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 20, 2010 9:56 PM CDT reply actions  

Mitchilen Man!

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 20, 2010 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

"Fuck Ichiro"

You might want to hire a security squad for the display of that one, though.

I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM

by LSJ on Aug 20, 2010 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

No.

“Fuck Suzuki”

To hell with first name shit.

by philkid3 on Aug 20, 2010 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

In Japan...

wouldn’t Suzuki be his first name? I believe they do the last name, or family name, first right?

I could be wrong though.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Aug 20, 2010 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

China

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Aug 20, 2010 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah...

I knew they did that there, for some reason I thought that was the custom in Japan as well.

Obviously I’m not sure though.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Aug 20, 2010 11:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

If he was Chinese

he’d be called Suzuki Ichiro there.

Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!

by t ball on Aug 21, 2010 12:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

I remember reading

that it was the same deal, but he wanted to have “Ichiro” on his jersey because Suzuki there is like smith.

by snake oil pete on Aug 21, 2010 12:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

+Juan

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 20, 2010 11:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Winner!

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 20, 2010 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

See, that's hilarious. . .

But I’d be going to a Rangers game and holding up a sign that insults a Ranger. Not sure I’m cool with that.

How about “PLEASE GIVE ME ALL YOUR PEARS TAG!”

by philkid3 on Aug 20, 2010 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

I was thinking...

…it’s almost too good.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 20, 2010 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

That would be hilarious.

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by LSJ on Aug 20, 2010 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

"Rangers first place"

“That’s just baseball go”

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

My blog: That's baseball for you

by iorange555 on Aug 20, 2010 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Where's Smoak?

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Aug 20, 2010 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Aug 20, 2010 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

sucking donkey

Bunting makes me spooge in my pants!

by RA Dickey on Aug 20, 2010 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bukkake beat Mariner!!!

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Aug 20, 2010 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

#6org

“Ichiro, prove the haters wrong and hit a HR”

“Cliff Lee smiles more…..IN TEXAS!”

“Don’t worry, Ryan Rowland-Smith is only 27”

“When’s Cheezberger Night Happening Again?”

Matt (Denver, CO): Congratulations, I heard you won a gold glove!
Klaw (1:18 PM) : Thanks, I had a great year at the plate!
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by Smoak Some on Aug 20, 2010 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Ryan Rowland-Smith is 27

That might be better than #6org.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 20, 2010 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lee is our and you CAN'T have him is better.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 20, 2010 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

...but really quite irrelevant.

They don’t have the cash to sign him in the offseason.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 20, 2010 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Where are your Smoaks at?

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 20, 2010 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

All your sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows

belong to us.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 20, 2010 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Here's what you do

Use a giant lolcat for a backround, and on the lolcat, have it say “#6org, LOL – HI MATT!”

Jeff Sullivan, Dave Cameron and Mathew Carruth’s heads will all explode, and you will be free to take over both SBN and Fangraphs yourself.

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by LSJ on Aug 20, 2010 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

"Niehaus pulled me away from my TV"

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Aug 20, 2010 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Here's a sign:

“TAG is better than Niehaus.”

You might not make it out alive. But it would be death by social outcasting, eye rolling, and scoffs.

by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 20, 2010 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Would they cut themselves in disgust?

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 20, 2010 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

A river of Mariner fan blood.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 20, 2010 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

"Stevie Ray Vaughan was better than Hendrix"

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Aug 20, 2010 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

"Einstein Bros. > Starbucks."

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 20, 2010 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

what do you think?

your rent hinges on it.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 20, 2010 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh shit. I'm confused.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Aug 20, 2010 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

what do you think?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 20, 2010 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't forget the Vampire night

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 20, 2010 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

I came to Seattle....

And all I got was a 22 games out T-Shirt….

And then Milton Bradley took it"

“Dustin Ackley wears Elvis Andrus pajamas”

“If I had a nickel for every Rob Johnson pass ball…”

And my personal favorite…

“F The Angels. Signed, Ranger, M’s, and A’s fans”

Matt (Denver, CO): Congratulations, I heard you won a gold glove!
Klaw (1:18 PM) : Thanks, I had a great year at the plate!
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by Smoak Some on Aug 20, 2010 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Wait, this is my new favorite...

“Well, M’s fans, at least you still have basketba….oh…..”

Matt (Denver, CO): Congratulations, I heard you won a gold glove!
Klaw (1:18 PM) : Thanks, I had a great year at the plate!
I think Jason Heyward is ready to be promoted to the AL. He’s mastered the NL - Matthew Carruth

Now Taking Suggestions for New Username

by Smoak Some on Aug 20, 2010 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

Ha

That’s pretty good…

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 20, 2010 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't think anyone would care.

Though I don’t know how much Seattle itself worried. Probably more than the rest of the state, I guess. But in all my parts, everyone was a Blazers fan, anyway.

by philkid3 on Aug 20, 2010 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ask them about Greg Oden heh

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 20, 2010 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Touche

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 20, 2010 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

seems like Sounders FC filled the void

Really not a lot of people care. It’s a shame that they were able to cripple the team so completely before hijacking them. Everyone loves a winner. I was getting into the whole scene as the diehards were trying to save the team. Damn shame.

by snake oil pete on Aug 20, 2010 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

not cool

Fuck Clay Bennett. Also I’d go through Tom Hicks again thrice over what Howard Schultz did to Seattle.

by snake oil pete on Aug 20, 2010 11:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

As long as there are no Griffey jokes.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 20, 2010 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bonds>>>>>>>Jr.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Aug 20, 2010 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

No Roids>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Roids

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 20, 2010 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah!

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 20, 2010 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

I want to ride my bicycle!

And then have 6ORG on the back to flip it around when you get on TV as a shoutout to your LSB homies.

by Closure GT on Aug 20, 2010 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

He needs a projector for that to be fully effective.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 20, 2010 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

BMac trying to save his 40 spot

5.0IP 4H 1R 2BB 4K 84 pitches

Scheppers 1IP 2BB 1K 22 pitches

Hickory was no hit in the 2nd game of thier DH. Thay also lost the first game.

by RangerMad on Aug 20, 2010 10:04 PM CDT reply actions  

not sure I've ever heard a commentator bitch

more than Jim Hunter tonight. That man is awful. How do O’s fans take him?

by Alan Smithee on Aug 20, 2010 10:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Thorne is good and Palmer is awesome.

I’ve only heard their B team a few times, but their B team sucks.

by philkid3 on Aug 20, 2010 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

He was kind of right to complain...

though.

The umpire was practically begging Markakis to say something while making terrible calls.

by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 20, 2010 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

that outside pitch was pretty consistently all night

but Hunter spent almost an entire inning saying that the ump called Markakis out on strikes as punishment for complaining.

And then he wouldn’t shut the fuck up for the rest of the game, calling every questionable call “embarrassing”, etc. It was a close game, for crying out loud, a 2-0 nailbiter, and the play by play guy is moaning about balls and strikes the whole damn time.

There are bad calls every game, they go both ways. The guy needs to get over it and do his job, which, I’m pretty sure, isn’t to bitch and not stop bitching until everyone’s bled out through their ears.

by Alan Smithee on Aug 20, 2010 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

This would suck so much:
Erik_Manning
  
Not counting this game, the Cardinals playoff odds have dropped 30% in the last 7 days.

by philkid3 on Aug 20, 2010 10:19 PM CDT reply actions  

St. Louis?

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 20, 2010 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Didn't realize the Reds were 3.5 games up

In fact, of all division leaders, the Rangers have the fewest wins.

by RangerMad on Aug 20, 2010 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

But the largest lead.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 20, 2010 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Meh, injuries and a poor run...

Peaks and valleys to every season.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 20, 2010 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

HI GUYS!

A MIGHTY WHOPPAH TONIGHT.

by cmkelly29 on Aug 20, 2010 10:22 PM CDT reply actions  

I really want to see Target field.

Looks gorgeous.

"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Aug 20, 2010 10:24 PM CDT reply actions  

It really does look like a great park.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Aug 20, 2010 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Man...

It would be so weird if the Rangers won a World Series in the same year they were beat five straight times against the Orioles.

by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 20, 2010 10:26 PM CDT reply actions  

Would be but a footnote by then.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 20, 2010 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

From Peter King's trip to the Steeler's training camp

On the Menu


Sometimes you just want a bowl of chili. That was my lunch in the Steeler cafeteria at St. Vincent — good ol’ American chili, with ground beef, chock-full of red beans, moderately spicy, with oyster crackers on top. And a salad with romaine, iceberg, cherry tomatoes, cukes and carrots, with Italian dressing. This cafeteria is not filled with the high quality choices of some others — say, like the Giants — but that was one welcome bowl of chili. Grade: B-plus.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 20, 2010 10:27 PM CDT reply actions  

Yankees.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 20, 2010 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

THIS

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 20, 2010 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

I missed this debate, but was it pointed out that turkey chili trumps beef.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Aug 20, 2010 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think there was a bit of anti-turkey bias

Though, we are pro-turkey, for health aspect.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 20, 2010 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Topping a baked potato is so very tasty.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Aug 20, 2010 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

The future Mrs. Robbie Griffin

Can’t be excited about hearing that.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 20, 2010 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

I see what you did there.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 20, 2010 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have a friend still trying to convince me on deer sausage

I preferred with jalepenos, but still….

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 20, 2010 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

While we're mocking Peter King and his idiocy:
I think I said something to my bride the other night that I never thought I’d say about a New York Yankee. As many of you may have divined from this column over the years, that’s not my favorite franchise on earth. Anyway, I said to her: I’m not sure about this, but I think when Derek Jeter retires, I will say he’s the best baseball player I ever saw.

FJM’d

Never a good idea to pitch to Derek Jeter if you could pitch to Bobby Abreu instead. I don’t care what the stats say. Ask Curt Schilling if, with first base open, he’ll ever want to pitch to the best player of my lifetime again.

More FJM’d

by philkid3 on Aug 20, 2010 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's like calling Eli Manning the best QB in after the 2007 superbowl.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 20, 2010 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pretty incredible that Ryan Klesko had a higher OPS+ than Jeter at that point.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 20, 2010 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's tolerable

when he’s talking about football. Coffee, food, flying, or (God forbid) baseball, however, and I just skip over it.

by ACWNS09 on Aug 20, 2010 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

I can't believe

He can drink that much coffee and think Starbucks has good coffee. The mind boggles.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 20, 2010 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wait a second.

I love Starbucks. Black. And I drink coffee more than water.

I don’t know that I’d call it the best, but I’d definitely call it good.

Also, Dunkin Donuts is more overrated than Ryan Howard.

by philkid3 on Aug 20, 2010 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't pick Dunkin Donuts

But I find Starbucks coffee to be, in general, very overrated. I feel like they overroast a lot of their beans, but can get away with it because of the tremendous amounts of caffeine they can get in there.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 20, 2010 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think it's overrated by most people and underrated by many coffee drinkers.

I find a lot of the country doesn’t like their coffee very darkly roasted. Consumer Reports sure didn’t. Their coffee rankings were almost a direct opposite of mine. I’m pretty sure Seattle’s Best was last!!!

by philkid3 on Aug 20, 2010 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

My favorite coffee's

Are generally from ‘independent’ coffee places, though it seems that most get their coffee from some reasonable sized distributor. Blue Baker in College Station has great coffee…in Houston, I like Dirk’s.

The sad thing is, I generally like the darker roasts. I do like some of Starbucks stuff quite a bit, they just never seem to be brewing it whenever I go. I’m so worn out on Pike’s, which I didn’t care for that much to begin with, that I’ll just got with a cappucino or cafe americano at this point if it’s all they have. But one of my favorite coffees was their Christmas Blend last year. Aged 5 years with occasional rotating…quite good.

My favorite coffee actually comes from the ‘local’ liquor store where they roast it themselves.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 20, 2010 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Your title is probably right

But I think you have to explain it a bit more.

I end up drinking Starbucks at least once a month because it’s the only good stuff within walking distance of where I work. I think they get overrated for their coffee by people who don’t go to Starbucks for their coffee.

To say that it’s all crap is unfair. I just have a serious grudge built up against all the ones I end up frequenting because it always seems to be freaking Pike’s Place.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 20, 2010 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think most people think Starbucks is THE form of coffee.

Beyond that, I think they associate their tasty coffee drinks with good coffee, when you can make tasty coffee drinks with any coffee. So they think Starbucks is the image of good coffee for the wrong reasons.

Meanwhile, I think a lot of coffee purists hate on Starbucks for one of two reasons. The first is the dark roast, which is preference, but I love that. The second is that they are an inhuman corperation that destroys local coffee places, which is partly true but has nothing to do with how tasty their coffee is.

by philkid3 on Aug 20, 2010 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Coffee

Roasting coffee is a skill. It takes patience and attention to detail. When you roast as much coffee as Starbucks does, the results are going to be fair at best. Find someone who does small-batch roasting, and you’ll get better coffee.

The dark roast is a NW thing. Some coffees are good dark roasted, others aren’t. I saw dark roasted Kona in the NW, which is criminal.

by Neftali's arm on Aug 21, 2010 9:30 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

you should drink mo' water.

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by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 20, 2010 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

I thought the same exact thing.

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by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 20, 2010 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

How do you think the coffee is made?

=)

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 20, 2010 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Coffee

Real men play quarters for espresso shots.

by Neftali's arm on Aug 21, 2010 9:36 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

I'm upset about several chains not being in SoCal

Dunkin Donuts is not one of them.

I don’t like Starbucks coffee because I only drink coffee black, but I don’t like it very strong. If I were to put milk or sugar in coffee, I’d probably love Starbucks, but embarrassingly I have to dilute Starbucks coffee with water to drink it.

Go Rice Owls!

by JBImaknee on Aug 20, 2010 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

He likes it black and he likes it strong.

You heard it here first.

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by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 20, 2010 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Coffee

Black as midnight on a moonless night.

by Neftali's arm on Aug 21, 2010 9:35 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

I consider myself a coffee snob

And I enjoy a cup of Pike’s Peak

Just another guy who changed his SBN name for (relative) anonymity.
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by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 20, 2010 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Really?

Wow…I just do not. I remember being very excited about it when it first came out, reading a lot of the press/hype…and thinking it was ok. Why so many stores decided to only brew it is still a mystery to me as their Starbucks’ Sumatra and especially Kenya are pretty decent. Maybe I’m just worn out on the stuff, but I would rather not drink it at this point…

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 20, 2010 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

but at the original Starbucks at Pike Place

the mermaid has nipples!!!! Am I rite?

Again, fuck Howard Schultz. I don’t find their coffee bad, really, but it is definitely nice to have the option of walking to ~15 independent coffee shops. Seattle, you crazy.

by snake oil pete on Aug 20, 2010 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

My gf and I walked from Pike Place to Pioneer Square and back a few days ago.

The number of Starbucks is now staggering along those streets. MULTIPLE LOCATIONS PER BLOCK! PER BLOCK!!!

by philkid3 on Aug 20, 2010 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Are there still quantum amounts of "Tully's" right across

the street from Starbucks?

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by Josey Wales on Aug 20, 2010 11:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

seems like both are retreating

I remember when I moved up here being shocked that the locals drank some thing called “Tully’s” instead of Starbucks. They’re both pretty ubiquitous still, but there are just an unbelievable number of independent places.

by snake oil pete on Aug 20, 2010 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Here's an image for you:

Pike Place to Pioneer Square. Each city block is about 400 ft at width, I believe. Each red dot is a Starbucks.

Most of those are former local shops bought out. You will notice some are almost exactly across the street from the other. It’s weird sitting in a Starbucks and seeing another right across the street.

by philkid3 on Aug 20, 2010 11:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah

The creepy thing to me is their re-branding of some of their shops to things like “Roy Street Coffee” to try to trick people into thinking it’s some new place.

Just because I can: Fuck Howard Schultz.

by snake oil pete on Aug 20, 2010 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think I'm coming up with 21 Starbucks locations within .5 miles of the World Famous Fish Market.

Most of them much closer than that. And, since it’s on the water, that means it’s not even the full extent of the .5 mile radius. If it weren’t for the sound ,it would be even more than that.

It’s insane.

by philkid3 on Aug 20, 2010 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

They're doing it other places as well.

New Yorkers flipped when they started building 2 at the same intersections.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 20, 2010 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Here in Plano

a couple blocks from work there are Starbucks on 3 of the 4 corners of shopping plazas. At the next major intersection there is a Starbucks in the parking lot of Super Target…and of course another Starbucks inside Super Target.

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by t ball on Aug 21, 2010 12:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

See, I like Starbucks.

I just hate that so many other people do so much that this happens.

by philkid3 on Aug 21, 2010 12:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

Here's what I don't get

You like coffee, you like stuff at Starbucks. Why does this mean it’s all you can drink? You don’t go to Chili’s every time just because you like their queso, do you? Their pervasiveness bugs me…along with the misconceptions.

*Note, you=philkid.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 21, 2010 12:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

Crap

Note, you != philkid.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 21, 2010 12:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

ditto

though I’m mostly of the I’m not spending that much money for coffee crowd. I get gift cards pretty often from students and folks at work, then I go.

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by t ball on Aug 21, 2010 12:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

I actually like his greatest QBs book.

And I can’t confidently say his list is bogus because ranking football players is close to impossible historically (though, FTR, I do disagree with his rankings). And the stories are interesting. But the reasonings behind his rankings are often insane. Things like “Brett Favre could move down if his career doesn’t become what I think it will” and “Otto Graham is the best because he won 10 titles (though I don’t actually think Graham is a bad choice).”

And things like Doug Flutie being 21st.

by philkid3 on Aug 20, 2010 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

If he doesn't have Montana #1, the book is a fraud.

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by scoop16 on Aug 20, 2010 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

QB and RB might be the only positions where you can make a straight historical comparison

Given how much bigger/stronger/faster players are these days than they used to be.

But out of curiosity, who do you have at number 1?

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by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 20, 2010 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't think you can make a straight historical comparison.

But for most of my life I had John Elway, but now I think the whole process is kind of silly and mostly based on what someone feels like saying than sound, objective information.

I think there are a ton of QBs you can argue and no one can present enough objective evidence to make it certain who’s in first.

by philkid3 on Aug 20, 2010 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

I probably shouldn't say "straight" historical comparison due to the massive changes in how the game is played on an offensive level.

But what I meant to say is that a good QB in the 70s would likely be a good QB today because the skills involved are the same.

But I don’t know if you can say the same thing about offensive and defensive linemen outside of the truly greats.

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by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 20, 2010 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

I disagree.

QB’s have a lot less time now, a lot more complicated defensive schemes to break down, and have to be a lot more accurate over a larger sample size.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 20, 2010 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's just information dissemination, though

What makes you think someone like Staubach or Bradshaw couldn’t learn?

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by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 20, 2010 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Terry Bradshaw

Had a 51.9% career completion rate. At least Roger was at 57% for his career.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 20, 2010 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't get me started.

So freaking…RAH!

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 20, 2010 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Roger was better

and I hated the Cowboys.

Especially those Cowboys but he was the man.

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by Josey Wales on Aug 20, 2010 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

I actually think most intelligent football historians would agree Roger was better.

But your more idiotic media, like ESPN, and ex players and such like to put Bradshaw high cuz teh rings.

by philkid3 on Aug 20, 2010 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Upon further review...Roger may have had the same

problem Elway had…he was a slave to the offense and then it would come down to the last two minutes and Roger would have to go win the game.

Roger was as good as there ever was in the last two minutes or when the stakes were the highest…did I mention I hated the fucking Cowboys?!?!?

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by Josey Wales on Aug 20, 2010 11:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bullshit.

Joe is the best there ever was and Brady is #2.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

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by Josey Wales on Aug 20, 2010 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why Brady at number two?

And don’t say the rings.

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by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 20, 2010 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Too much birra to get technical with fancy stats and somesuch

but for him to win a Super Bowl coming off the bench with THAT team and then convincing everybody how good they were so they could do it 3 out of 4 times when there’s a salary cap in place…much respect.

Easy, if you’re a Cowboys fan…I think Roger dents the top 6-8.

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by Josey Wales on Aug 20, 2010 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm with you on the first part, about how it would take a good QB to win a game they were supposed to lose soundly

But the “convincing everybody how good they were” part is completely irrelevant to how good of a QB he is, even assuming that it is true.

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by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 20, 2010 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

You'll hear announcers say how much Brady reminds them of

Montana and it’s true.

Fairly undersized but all-time balls to the walls leaders who could throw the deep middle ball and were almost always better in the clutch.

Elway was like PManning but could scramble, if you imagine that. He was outstanding and great in the clutch.

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by Josey Wales on Aug 20, 2010 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm tempted to put Elway or JohnnyU at #2.

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by scoop16 on Aug 20, 2010 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

I also love me some Dan Marino...Elway was really good and may have been a

victim of his offensive scheme.

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by Josey Wales on Aug 20, 2010 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

always thought Mario > Elway

I never got to see JohnnyU play, but my grandfather said he was fucking ice. That works for me.

And Montana is easily the best QB I’ve ever seen, and I can’t stand the guy.

by elvis1isking on Aug 20, 2010 11:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

I saw Unitas the last 3-4 years ....you can't argue with the numbers

but physically, he didn’t match up with the QB gods of today.

He’s top 12-15 all-time but I can’t put him higher than that.

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by Josey Wales on Aug 20, 2010 11:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Do you believe winning titles is a more valid positive in regards to QBs,

as opposed to baseball players? Not top of the list, but something worth adding into the conversation.

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by scoop16 on Aug 20, 2010 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes.

But it should not be the single overriding factor.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 20, 2010 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

How bout performance once they get there?

i.e. 11 TDs, 0 Ints, 3 MVPs(the only one missing, leading a 92 yard drive to win it.

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by scoop16 on Aug 20, 2010 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Performance when they get there not as much. That's a pretty small sample.

Nevermind I’m not very comfortable putting much weight on things like TDs, INTs and MVPs for various reasons which are probably mostly obvious.

by philkid3 on Aug 20, 2010 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm very interested in PFR's Approximate Value series.

There’s really no way of knowing how informative it really is, so at this point it’s nothing but interesting, but I do think it’s at least an attempt at creating an objective starting point, which is admirable. Summaries and such here. The players can be seen on their individual pages.

Here are the top 11 QBs since 1970 in that (as of May 2008):
Marino 152
Favre 149 (prior to 2008)
Elway 141
Manning 138 (prior to 2008)
Young 133
Moon 125
Montana 124 (same as Emmitt Smith, btw)
Fouts 124
Esiason 111
Bradshaw 109
Bledsoe 108

Yes, I went to 11 so I could include a Coug. I’ve also thought Esiason should maybe be in Canton before this.

This has all sorts of issues, obviously. Not the least of which is that, even if this was reliable, it’s a career total. And, like, a QB who sits for two years and comes in when he’s ready is going to be ranked over a QB thrown to the wolves who struggles as a rookie (like Aikman).

But, it’s interesting.

by philkid3 on Aug 20, 2010 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

I can't even begin to fathom statistical analysis in football

given that pretty much every single play involves the interactions of literally a dozen different skill sets. Add in the incredibly low sample sizes, I just can’t see how it is done quantitatively.

Go Rice Owls!

by JBImaknee on Aug 20, 2010 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Every team plays roughly 1000 plays every year.

That’s the level you have to go down to.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 20, 2010 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

I do think FO and KC Joyner are doing a good job of steadily getting people to buy in to the idea of "success rate."

To me, that’s where we should be looking when it comes to football: at what rate are your attempts successful and when you’re successful how much do you produce. Then try and isolate how much is on your own skill and not the thousands of other factors.

Doing so reliably is hard, if not impossible, but it’s the thought process and idea that’s really important.

by philkid3 on Aug 20, 2010 11:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

without having read all of their approach

I imagine the good way is to develop some sort of statistical prior to use – over the course of relevant NFL history, a pass attempt is 42% the QB, 22% the WR, 10% the other WRs, 10% the RB/TE, and the rest the O-Line; or something like that.

Then you figure out for a given team how its balance differs from the league norm

Then you estimate play-by-play who gets credit/blame.

Go Rice Owls!

by JBImaknee on Aug 20, 2010 11:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

just scanning their site

it looks like a hybrid of what I said and Bill James’s Win Shares.

What a mess. I’m glad I don’t have to solve this problem. Reasonable enough approach though

Go Rice Owls!

by JBImaknee on Aug 21, 2010 12:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

And then you get to compute the variance of something that's a product of a handful of random variables.

Fun! So you’re going to need big old samples.

Although, season over season, completion rate seems decently predictive, but then this might have to do with offense style as much as anything else. Once you get into less immediate results of a given pass like TDs, though… look out.

by Closure GT on Aug 21, 2010 9:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

Well, he shows you how it's done.

But he can’t show you how it correlates reliably to anything in any important way because. . . of what you just said.

by philkid3 on Aug 20, 2010 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh wow, that shit might be too confusing for my ass.

I dunno if I can debate football like that. I can’t fathom Marino>Rice.

Moon over Montana? Great song, but really?

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by scoop16 on Aug 20, 2010 11:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

haha

the other problem is that the NFL defines success so clearly by superbowls. In baseball, you can be Ted Williams or Barry Bonds and considered among the greatest without ever winning a World Series. However, in football the Super Bowl means literally everything. Derek Jeter would be the greatest baseball player of the last 40 years according to NFL rules. Which is why Peter King thinks so…

So it is hard to conceive of Montana < Moon. But Moon never had Jerry Rice.

Go Rice Owls!

by JBImaknee on Aug 20, 2010 11:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

What if Marino had Emmitt

or TDavis?

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by Josey Wales on Aug 20, 2010 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

who knows

he may have won 3 SBs. But he wouldn’t have set individual records…

Go Rice Owls!

by JBImaknee on Aug 20, 2010 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

But Joe won 2 w/o Rice.

He’s the one offensive constant in all 4 wins.

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by scoop16 on Aug 20, 2010 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well

Steve Young won one after Montana…

Go Rice Owls!

by JBImaknee on Aug 20, 2010 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

5 years later. Rice being the one constant.

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by scoop16 on Aug 20, 2010 11:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jerry Rice is the greatest football player

who wasn’t a QB that I ever saw.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

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by Josey Wales on Aug 20, 2010 11:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

And it was a really big deal to

beat the Cowboys in the ‘81 NFC Championship…maybe Joe’s greatest accomplishment because the Cowboys held such a special mystique and Super Joe cut their balls off when it mattered most.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

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by Josey Wales on Aug 20, 2010 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

I might be missing some here:

81 RBs Cooper, Ring, Elliott WRs Solomon, Clark TE Young
84 RBs Craig, Tyler WRs Solomon, Clark TE Franciss
88-89 RBs Rathman, Craig WRs Rice, Taylor TE Jones, Frank

One QB- Montana

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by scoop16 on Aug 20, 2010 11:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Marino over Rice seems pretty easy for me.

I think the ceiling of how much a QB can influence games over average or replacement or whatever is much higher than receiver.

Moon over Montana is more difficult.

by philkid3 on Aug 20, 2010 11:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sure, a QB has more influence,

but as far as a football player, Rice’s only peer is Brown.

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by scoop16 on Aug 20, 2010 11:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

That Jim Brown and Jerry Rice were the two most

dominant football players ever, regardless of position.

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by scoop16 on Aug 21, 2010 12:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

But how so?

What about, say, Walter Johnson? Or Morten Andersen? Or Deion Sanders? Or Lawrence Taylor? How can we confidently say it’s not one of them? What is the value of dominance in terms of wins?

by philkid3 on Aug 21, 2010 12:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

Morten Anderson is not allowed

Because he was the cause of one of the three times in my life I’ve seen my dad cry. The other two were when his dad died and at my wedding.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 21, 2010 12:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

We were growing up, though we picked up the Cowboys a few years after we moved down here (and before they got good) as a secondary team (much to the chagrin of his family that’s still up there).

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 21, 2010 12:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

I don't know Walter Johnson(I know the baseball player)

Deion, Taylor, and Andersen(really?) have legitimate peers. Rice and Brown are in different stratospheres. I think it’s pretty obvious, their dominance over anyone else who played their respective, very important positions.

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Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Aug 21, 2010 12:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

Oh, well that's easy. Jim Parker :)

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by scoop16 on Aug 21, 2010 12:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe.

Maybe not. We don’t really know with any certainty.

by philkid3 on Aug 21, 2010 12:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm biased. Long story.

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by scoop16 on Aug 21, 2010 12:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

But that's the thing, the "not having legitimate peers" thing is almost completely based on suspect stats and the rolling snowball of hyperbole.

They may not have peers, they may. I’m just not comfortable with saying anything like that definitively.

Further, how can you be so definitive that Taylor, Sanders, Andersen and Jones have peers?

And why not Andersen?

by philkid3 on Aug 21, 2010 12:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

I don't think TD/game, YDs/game are suspect.

Especially when compared to others of their era. Brown Rice is the shit.

I agree with your argument on the less definable positions. I’ll say this, I don’t think a corner, OLB, OT, or kicker can have the same impact. That’s just my opinion. I think they’re easier to replace. Matter of fact, as much as I love Rice, he’s easier to replace than Brown.

When’s that NFL Network Top 100 start?

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Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Aug 21, 2010 12:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

I don't see how they're not suspect.

Not all players have the same opportunity, the same system, the same teammates, the same anything. It’s like RBIs for hitters but with many more moving parts.

I would bet on OT and corner having a much higher ceiling of impact over baseline than receivers if such a thing could be quantified, though.

by philkid3 on Aug 21, 2010 12:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

I can see that argument,

which is why Rice is so freaking great. His absolute dominance at the position, and make no mistake, absolute dominance, overshadows any kind of positional argument.

He has no one close as a peer. There’s been other great receivers that have played with great QBs, and they come no where close. Because no one does. He touched the ball 1/3 the time of top RBs, yet OWNS the TD record.

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Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Aug 21, 2010 12:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

Nor do I.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Aug 21, 2010 12:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

The last chapter of the book (written in 1999), he talks about "the future."

It’s a fictional, short biography of future and active QBs and how their careers end up. Things like Brian Griese winning a couple titles in Denver and Chris Simms winning a Super Bowl in Houston.

Anyway, these are where he has these players sitting in his rankings in 2029.
3. Peyton Manning
8. Chris Simms
14. Jake Plummer
20. Drew Brees
24. Cade McNown
33. Daunte Culpepper
38. Brad Johnson
40. Brian Griese
43. Chris Redman
44. Tim Couch
50. Jeff George

I sent him an email asking him about Kurt Warner. He replied saying he was a one-year wonder.

by philkid3 on Aug 20, 2010 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Daunte Culpepper...

Crazy how quickly it all fell apart.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 20, 2010 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

He was a HUGE Simms cheerleader, even when Simms was at Texas.

He still talks from time to time about how Simms deserves a chance.

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by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 20, 2010 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

And not the starter for UT at the time, IIRC.

Applewhite was still starting and lording over everything.

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by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 20, 2010 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

fuck yes

First game I went to as a freshman was seeing Applewhite beat Nebraska back when Nebraska was good. It would be hard to top that.

by snake oil pete on Aug 20, 2010 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Plummer and McNown two guys as a kid I thought would do well.

I knew Manning was legit and being a UT fan I hated Simms, he screwed over Major

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by RangersSD on Aug 20, 2010 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jake Plummer at 14, hilarious.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 20, 2010 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mack fucked that up, promised Phil for the committment.

Took me a long time to forgive him.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Aug 20, 2010 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Tech beating UT in 2002 (42-38) and Krissy throwing a late INT

is an all-time Tech highlight.

Sophomore named Wes Welker had a very big day.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Aug 20, 2010 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

I never bought in to Plummer, even as a teenager.

McNown I did.

Manning was the most obvious future-great ever.

. . . though Ryan Leaf was better. . .

by philkid3 on Aug 20, 2010 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was 10/11 when that list was made.

Knowledge base was small.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 20, 2010 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

At least he was right about Manning...

I have an irrational hatred for anyone who mentions Jeff George’s name

Go Rice Owls!

by JBImaknee on Aug 20, 2010 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

A man that had it but didn't care.

But to me he sucked.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 20, 2010 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Someone doesn't like J. Whitlock's columns.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 20, 2010 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was watching Master Chef with Mrs. PADMY the other day

One of the judges made “Texas-style chili”…complete with beans. I vomited.

Just another guy who changed his SBN name for (relative) anonymity.
For the record, I like Michael Young, but his defense is, well, indefensible. Don't believe me? Click here, then here and here.

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 20, 2010 11:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well that was fun...I wenr to a Shreveport Captains game(Indy baseball)

They have a promotion if a certain batter for the opposing team strikes out beer’s go to $2 for 10 minutes. It never happened but it was creative.

"Hell's frozen over, Pigs are flying! The Saints have won the Super Bowl"
Shreveport Captains in LSB H2H Fantasy League

by LSU Ranger on Aug 20, 2010 10:29 PM CDT reply actions  

If Davis played for them it would

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 20, 2010 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh Ceej...

Just getting to hear this conversation would have been hilarious.

Then Washington emerged from the dugout, and Wilson decided he wasn’t going to merely flip the ball to the manager and walk off the mound.

"He knows I hate getting pulled. He was like, ‘Don’t even think about it right now,"’ Wilson said. "I just looked at him. He’s like, ‘Don’t even look at me like that."’

by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 20, 2010 10:33 PM CDT reply actions  

ha, the whole infield was laughing

Wash is pretty awesome about managing people. That mound visit usually is pretty icy with a guy giving the pitcher a pat on the butt, but Wash has a way of making it something else.

The Ranger's will win the AL pennant by 2013

by blalock84 on Aug 20, 2010 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

when it comes to managing ballplayers I would bet evrything I own that Wash is one of the best.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 20, 2010 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wash rocks.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Aug 20, 2010 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

What totally cracked me up

CJ was not happy, but we knew this already…and then the players standing around CJ, and then the players laughing, you could see Wash cackling, and the dudes on the mound all smiling…CJ was smiling (not totally happy w/himself) when he walked off the mound.

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Aug 20, 2010 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah...

I was a little worried that BGL would be upset about it. But when Wash patted him on the chest and BGL did it back, I knew whatever Wash said BGL accepted.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Aug 20, 2010 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL I can imagine that convo, CJ was just on tonight, good for him.

Also felt like our bats were coming alive, now let’s hope this continues for my other half tomorrow..

by Vicky on Aug 20, 2010 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

watching George Lopez…terrible.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 20, 2010 10:40 PM CDT reply actions  

First clue it was George Lopez.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 20, 2010 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

I am kinda fired up about this album, tell me if I got punked...ah, the piano masters

The Pace Report: “The Hilary Kole Interview”

Terrible clip, btw.

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Aug 20, 2010 10:46 PM CDT reply actions  

This ain't no AngryDome tonight....

There’s a campfire, marshmellows, some attempted hand holding and awkward glances…by gosh somebody is walking around with a guitar and if I’m not mistaken there is booze and ….uh…substance in the midst.

Just wait till September!

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Aug 20, 2010 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

you just described my crib.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 20, 2010 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dammit, why did I bust a uey in Corinth?

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Aug 20, 2010 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think you'd be better off rediscovering the ultimate female voice.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceYjg1dy-h0

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Aug 20, 2010 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Canciones de mi Padre

One of my Dad’s favorite albums, ever. I can’t listen to her since he died.

"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Aug 20, 2010 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm sorry. I understand, music is strong.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Aug 20, 2010 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

That girl could sing...and oh my ... what a nice piece from the 70's. I had no idea she was a Latina...it added to the package.

Fast forward a decade to Josey Wales at Texas Tech.

The girl whose voice sends my pants sprinting around the block -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEYGyfkULB0&feature=related

Not her face or appearance, The Voice – Oh my.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Aug 20, 2010 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

always thought they were overrated

always liked Concrete Blonde much, much more.

I’m in the vast minority in this, I know.

by elvis1isking on Aug 20, 2010 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like Concrete Blonde a lot.

I am a music junkie though – my iPod is always with me and I play it the entire day while I’m at work.

"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Aug 20, 2010 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

I checked out some XM 44 today...that's where I heard Chrissy today.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Aug 20, 2010 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

that station

is a mainstay for me. Goddamn I love that station. They do it right.

by elvis1isking on Aug 20, 2010 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep, that's where my radio stays the majority of the time.

Occasionally I stray to 54 (Lithium) or 175 (MLB Home Plate), and rarely over to Chill (84), but it’s mostly 44.

"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Aug 20, 2010 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

54 is good but I also like 46 & 49.

45 gave me a live version of McCarthy singing “Day In the Life” and it was most strong. Part of the fun of XM is exploring.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Aug 20, 2010 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

My radio doesn't have a "scan" function

that’s what I really need. I can’t be fiddling with it while I drive but I do want to find new music (or new to me, anyway). So I tend to leave it on one station all the time.

The radio in my husband’s jeep does have a “scan” on the XM function. But he HATES it when I flip channels, so unless I’m driving his car alone, I never get to play with it.

"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Aug 20, 2010 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

A shame...
so unless I’m driving his car alone, I never get to play with it.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 20, 2010 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

I knew I should have worded that differently.

"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Aug 20, 2010 11:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

I tried to go with the least sleezy option.

Did that work?

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 20, 2010 11:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes.

That could have gone a lot worse.

"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Aug 20, 2010 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah

Lithium was the genre in my wheelhouse growing up, but all I ever hear are the same 3 songs from Nirvana, Alice in Chains, and Foo Fighters.

There was such great music from the early and mid 90’s they should play more of it than just the radio hits. That’s why 44 is so great… I’ll hear some song from The The I haven’t heard in 20 years and think “yeah.”

by elvis1isking on Aug 20, 2010 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

YES! This is exactly it!

"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Aug 20, 2010 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

I also heard Dear God (XTC) on 44 today.

High drama in the A’s / Rays game…2 outs, 2 on, 4-3 Rays, Jack Benny in the game.

A’s announcers talkign about how much time JB takes between pitches.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Aug 20, 2010 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dear God is a great song, produced by the even greater Todd Rundgren.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Aug 20, 2010 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

I heard that song on 24 the other day

that’s right, the chickadi pink channel that plays the Mayer/Marz (or whatever their names are) music.

I thought it was a joke when my radio scanned to it. I wasn’t sure how XM was punking me, but I knew they were.

And I like Peter Pumpkinhead more.

by elvis1isking on Aug 20, 2010 11:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

AWWWWWW FUCK

XTC is pretty much the only thing I’ll talk about on here more passionately than beer. It’s kind of amazing how much play they got out of those two tracks, which are so clearly not their best.

by snake oil pete on Aug 20, 2010 11:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hadn't heard the song in years but it still

holds up which is the sign of a good song.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Aug 20, 2010 11:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't get me wrong

I like Dear God and Peter Pumpkinhead, but Dear God was rightfully left off of Skylarking for Mermaid Smiled in the first place.

Are we really about to go here? I’m about to bust a nut.

by snake oil pete on Aug 20, 2010 11:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

dude...

Mermaid Smiled. That song… so great.

Skylarking was awesome.

by elvis1isking on Aug 21, 2010 12:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

YES YES YES

White Music and Skylarking are probably my 2 all time favorite albums. It’s amazing that the same guys did both.

by snake oil pete on Aug 21, 2010 12:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

Somebody argue XTC with me!!!

1 White Music
2 Skylarking
3 Drums & Wires
4 English Settlement
5 Black Sea
6 Big Express
7 Apple Venus
8 Mummer
9 Go 2
10 Nonsvch
11 Oranges & Lemons
12 Wasp Star

Probably put Dukes of Stratosphear stuff around 5-6. Also I’m amazed at how good Apple Venus is in general (and especially compared to Wasp Star). It’s unfathomable how good they are 20 years and so many musical differences apart (WTF happened with Wasp Star?).

by snake oil pete on Aug 21, 2010 12:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

'Joey' is the only song I know. It's good.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Aug 20, 2010 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bloodletting

goth anthem. When I was going to the goth club twice a week that song got everyone out on the dance floor, but it is a great song.

I actually like “Tomorrow Wendy” more, though.

"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Aug 20, 2010 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Luv Chrissie.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Aug 20, 2010 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm on board with this

great singer.

Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!

by t ball on Aug 21, 2010 12:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

Chrissie H?

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Aug 21, 2010 12:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yes

Greatness.

Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!

by t ball on Aug 21, 2010 12:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

Grab a marshmellow and put it on the fire.

We have agreeance.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Aug 21, 2010 12:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

Our tastes in rock are similar, I think

though my musical tastes are much wider ranging, when it comes to rock I’m basically a classic rock guy.

Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!

by t ball on Aug 21, 2010 12:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

After we win the WS, everybody's embracing dammit.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Aug 21, 2010 12:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

Hell yeah

we’ll all be pretty euphoric. Shitting rainbows for a week, I suspect.

Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!

by t ball on Aug 21, 2010 12:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

Sorry, I understand

I was supposed to travel to see Nina Simone before she passed. It took me years to listen to her again.

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Aug 20, 2010 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

heh

"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Aug 20, 2010 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

On ESPN

They showed the highlights and asked “Yeah but can they beat an AL East team?”

Burn on the Orioles

by WickKLN on Aug 20, 2010 10:57 PM CDT reply actions  

She

also mispronounced “Borbon”. About par.

by ACWNS09 on Aug 20, 2010 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

OK

do I go to bed at a “normal” time tonight, or do I stay up super late and sleep until noon like I’ve been doing every weekend?

This is really messing with my Mondays. And now Top Gear is on, so it might be a moot point.

"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Aug 20, 2010 11:00 PM CDT reply actions  

veg-out

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 20, 2010 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

There is a distinct lack of low-end torque in my life.

I plan to remedy this when I trade in my car.

"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Aug 20, 2010 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hawt.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 20, 2010 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh, my God, it's James May in black riding leathers

SO HOT.

"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Aug 20, 2010 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

???

.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 20, 2010 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

James May is on my List anyway.

In black riding leathers? Hand me my smelling salts.

"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Aug 20, 2010 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Are you serious?

Not only do you like baseball, have a Rangers tatoo, hang out on LSB, and watch Top Gear, but you actually prefer the geeky, nerdy guy who constantly gets mocked on Top Gear!?!

You are unfair.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 20, 2010 11:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sorry.

but it’s true! James May is my favorite Top Gear presenter! I watch him in things that aren’t Top Gear, too!

"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Aug 20, 2010 11:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ha

I knew he did other stuff, but just saw a bit of it from the extra recorded part of a Top Gear. The toy one?

I like them all, but always root for May because he approaches it how I would.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 20, 2010 11:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes

That and James May on the Moon. The Moon special was extremely moving at the end, too, and of course it was interesting.

"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Aug 20, 2010 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Interesting

I’d be more interested in the moon one. Do you find yourself cursing in British more often after watching?

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 20, 2010 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

One of my favorite things to say when I'm at a Rangers game

and a Ranger makes an out by putting the ball in play, is “bugger!”

So, yes.

"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Aug 20, 2010 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Heh

Bollocks, bloody, stewwwpid. They all creep in.

My old boss and I e-mail occasionally and he’s taken to ‘cheer me up’ by always ending his e-mails with KBO. Keep Buggering On…a saying from Churchill.

The Brits are odd, eh?

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 20, 2010 11:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

KBO Poppins

KBO

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 21, 2010 12:09 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

I'm still here, ain't I?

"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Aug 20, 2010 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nope, I'm out

Going to set an alarm for 9 tomorrow morning (HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!)

OMFG there’s a documentary on BBCA right now about vajayjay cosmetic surgery.

"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Aug 21, 2010 12:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

Heh

I’m giving Californication a try and they address that in one of the early episodes. At the end, David Duchovny’s character asks in a blog post “Why does LA seem so intent on destroying it’s young women?” Or some such.

Whole thing weirds me out.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 21, 2010 12:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

Alright, me, too

I’m finally using one of these trainer sessions that I got signed up for when we joined a gym 5 months ago. I have a feeling I’m going to be tired and mildly hungover. Blah.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 21, 2010 12:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

Pedroia is back on the DL?

Goddamn, the Red Sox are snakebit this year.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 20, 2010 11:04 PM CDT reply actions  

Isn't it odd that him and Kinsler kind of have issues staying healthy,

given how they were always competing in college

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 20, 2010 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

I thought Pedroia had been

relatively healthy before this year?

by ACWNS09 on Aug 20, 2010 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not really, the two things can't be related.

Just weird that almost the same exact injury has happened to him twice in such a short time period.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 20, 2010 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jeeby creeby

Stop typing that word, it is not good for you.

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Aug 20, 2010 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Which one do you mean?

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 20, 2010 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think you know sir

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Aug 20, 2010 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Out of my immense respect for you, I will avoid saying it in the future.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 20, 2010 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rodney is the new elder statesman,

no offense Rodney, it’s a complement.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 20, 2010 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

I am pleasantly stunned, and very grateful

Thank you, shalom!

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Aug 20, 2010 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Didn't he foul a ball off that foot tonight?

Maybe last night? I saw the clip on MLBN earlier but I wasn’t paying that much attention.

"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Aug 20, 2010 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Zobrist bomb!

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Aug 20, 2010 11:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Does that include swinging strikes?

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 20, 2010 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nope

“Called by Jeff Nelson”

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Aug 20, 2010 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ah, missed that

Moreso than the one that’s way outside, I’m struck by the low strike getting called. It seems like most of the time one of these charts gets thrown up here, it’s there’s a lot of green in the lower quarter of the zone.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 20, 2010 11:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Damn rays

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Aug 20, 2010 11:19 PM CDT reply actions  

Hellickson

He good.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 20, 2010 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Very very good

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Aug 20, 2010 11:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rays are shitting the bed defensively.

This is a very good game to listen to on XM…did I mention how much I love having XM?

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Aug 20, 2010 11:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Sirius XM?

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29

by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 20, 2010 11:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Aug 20, 2010 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good way to end the week!

Rounded out the last day of my last 70 hour work week for 2010, hopefully!

Finished it out with a nice heated argument with a TXDoT inspector who is 30+ years my superior and was wrong while I was right.

So I got to blow off a little steam which has me in a good mood now and then got home to discover the nice surprise of a Ranger win after what was apparently a great pitching performance by Wilson! That is a good way to round out the day.

by casew on Aug 20, 2010 11:47 PM CDT reply actions  

Kouzmanoff double with runner on 1st.

2nd & 3rd no outs, down 4-3.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Aug 20, 2010 11:47 PM CDT reply actions  

Rajai sac fly, game tied.

Kooz goes to 3b with one out.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Aug 20, 2010 11:48 PM CDT reply actions  

damnit jack benny

La naiba cu Monkey Rally !!!!!

- That would Romanian for F*ck the Rally Monkey....

by Captain Fubar on Aug 20, 2010 11:52 PM CDT reply actions  

Buck Ks

Ellis up.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Aug 20, 2010 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Great ab for Ellis...

gets a walk…Jack Benny just said fuck this.

Here comes Cormier.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Aug 20, 2010 11:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Question- Who are the voices of Fake Jerry and Fake Wade Phillips?

I’m laughing my ass off right now listening to them.

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29

by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 21, 2010 12:00 AM CDT reply actions  

George Dunham and Gordon Keith.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Aug 21, 2010 12:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

All right

Love Star Wars but know nothing about Star Tours- seems like we’re about the last two standing

by snake oil pete on Aug 21, 2010 12:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

More info please?

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Aug 21, 2010 12:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

IT IS GOING TO BE INCREDIBLE!

Most of the rumors are that there will be multiple destinations, something from every movie. That’s been confirmed, so every ride is different. It’s also been rumored it actually will be multiple beginnings, middles and endings, so they can be sequenced differently to give you even more experiences. So, like instead of 9 different rides there are 729. That hasn’t been confirmed I don’t think, but executives have said a lot of stuff that seems to lead that way, and it hasn’t been denied anywhere. Also, the other day an exec came out and said guests will choose. I’m not sure how that works, but it sounds cool as hell.

Also, it will have more range of motion, glasses-free 3D and, I believe, projections on the sides as well as the front.

I’m starting to expect it to become my second favorite ride.

by philkid3 on Aug 21, 2010 12:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

cool

I haven’t been since riding Space Mountain continuously after the crowds died down with my dad 20 years ago. So I guess that’s mine.

by snake oil pete on Aug 21, 2010 1:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

Oh wow. That is a long time.

I’d go. . .

1. Haunted Mansion
2. Splash Mountain
3. Tower of Terror
4. Space Mountain
5. Expedition Everest

Everest would be higher if they could get all the original effects working again, but it’s still really fun.

And if you extend it to Disneyland a couple more attractions would fit in there.

by philkid3 on Aug 21, 2010 1:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

hah yeah

wow. I feel like a youngster, but yeah, that’s a long time. 2/3 of my life ago. I’ve only been to -land. Lived in the area until I was about 3 then went back when my dad was on business when I was 10.

by snake oil pete on Aug 21, 2010 1:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

My girlfriend and I are both seasonal castmembers at WDW.

We’re talking about trying to get in to work at land. I don’t like humidity. Better place to work, too.

by philkid3 on Aug 21, 2010 1:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

yeah, just assumed you were -land

since you’re west coast. Florida’s one of the 5 or so states I’ve never been to.

by snake oil pete on Aug 21, 2010 1:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

Got stuck

on that one the only time I went (about 1 1/2 months ago), so I’m inherently biased against it.

by ACWNS09 on Aug 21, 2010 1:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

I have a friend who was evacuated off of Splash Mountain three consecutive trips.

I’ve never been evaced off of Space, but I got to ride it with the lights on a couple times.

by philkid3 on Aug 21, 2010 1:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

Lucky.

I rode it with sunglasses on once, so I’ve done the opposite, but that’s nowhere near as interesting.

You worked there, right?

by ACWNS09 on Aug 21, 2010 1:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yup.

Total I have about 17 months worked strewn over four years.

by philkid3 on Aug 21, 2010 1:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

Just wondering

how’d you get involved in working there?

by ACWNS09 on Aug 21, 2010 1:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

College Program

Which was awesome. Without a doubt the best five months of my life.

Years later I had little to do, so I went down on a program for alumni of the program (where I met my gf) and stuck around for about a year, then stayed seasonal. Might go back down if nothing comes up immediately after I finish school and try and work my way up the management latter.

by philkid3 on Aug 21, 2010 1:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

Ah.

It just sounds like something I’d love to do. Never even thought about it before I went there, but that was more because you don’t hear about a lot of opportunities where I live/went to school.

by ACWNS09 on Aug 21, 2010 1:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

Where'd you go?

They recruit on most campuses, but some campuses either don’t have a lot of interest or support or any alumni to help recruit.

by philkid3 on Aug 21, 2010 1:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

It's my sophomore year

at Abilene Christian.

Before that, I went to a high school with less than 200 students. The kind of place where about half the kids go on to college and maybe 2 will go out of state to do so.

by ACWNS09 on Aug 21, 2010 1:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

Well, even if they don't recruit at Abilene you can do it.

https://www.wdwcollegeprogram.com/sap/its/mimes/zh_wdwcp/index.html

And you have plenty of time (I did it my junior year). They offer classes that you can maybe get credit for, most do. And some even finagle an internship credit out of it (my ex got 12 credits when she went). If you can’t and you can stomach pushing graduation back a semester, it’s pretty awesome.

I kid you not, best five years of my life. So many great friends made, so much freedom in such a fun apartment complex, so much fun to be had with getting in to the parks free at will, and tons of other things I can’t even list off the top of my head. Plus, my job was awesome.

by philkid3 on Aug 21, 2010 1:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, with the lights on, it's a slow, slightly-uncomfortable rollercoaster with few interesting elements.

With the lights out, it’s a masterpiece of themed design whose tight turns and sudden drops come in near-total darkness while you’re craning your neck to look at the effects.

by philkid3 on Aug 21, 2010 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

How far away is it?

I saw in the link you posted they were going to shut down the old one next month to start working on it. Any idea on when all this will be done? Is it going to take as long to update that as it did something like Space Mountain?

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Aug 21, 2010 12:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

Can Tampa Bay ever beat a California team?

quick ESPN! Use your investigative journalism powers!

"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington

by FirebatM3 on Aug 21, 2010 12:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

A's going with Breslow as the closer tonight?

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Aug 21, 2010 12:05 AM CDT reply actions  

go ahead run scores on an error....

thanks, Tampa.

Sweep us and then give it to oakland

by Doc Mabee on Aug 21, 2010 12:07 AM CDT reply actions  

Aybar K's

Upton up next.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Aug 21, 2010 12:07 AM CDT reply actions  

Simply amazing play by Pennington...

ball tips off Breslow, CP gets it, spins and then throws out Upton.

Wow.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Aug 21, 2010 12:09 AM CDT reply actions  

OH SHIT HE WAS SAFE!

I was wondering why Upton was arguing when he was out by a mile. Barton was off the bag.

The umps screw the Rangers even on days when they get a favorable zone.

by philkid3 on Aug 21, 2010 12:09 AM CDT reply actions  

It’s because they’re GREAT at home, and average at best on the road.

by CJD02 on Aug 21, 2010 12:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

Hope I don't have to take credit for that one

After being distracted byRangers and beer and XTC, I tuned in just in time for the last pitch.

by snake oil pete on Aug 21, 2010 12:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

Snakes...I like what I've heard from XTC but I'm a despicable uneducated hit-ster...

love Mayor of Simpleton and Generals & Majors…but don’t know too much else about them.

Were they all that?

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Aug 21, 2010 12:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

My brother played White Music for me on a road trip and I was blown away

see above. Generals & Majors and Mayor of Simpleton are both awesome in completely different ways. To me, they went through more of a musical journey than any other band ever.

by snake oil pete on Aug 21, 2010 12:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

If you like those tracks,

I’d say check out Skylarking at least. Incredible album. I love their early stuff, too, but it’s more punk than pop.

by snake oil pete on Aug 21, 2010 12:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

Does anyone with a Google account

ever experienced supposed “unusual activity”?

Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.

by jonthefon on Aug 21, 2010 12:18 AM CDT reply actions  

Wow

I just looked at the Pirates run differential. They’re terrible. -239, exp. W-L 35-87.

Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!

by t ball on Aug 21, 2010 12:22 AM CDT reply actions  

Somebody willing to spend money really needs to buy that team

They honestly may \have the worst luck drafting, trading and signing players. At least Florida is getting a new stadium, Oakland runs the Beane scheme and KC at least signs a few good players. Pitt is just rinse repeat last place.

"Hell's frozen over, Pigs are flying! The Saints have won the Super Bowl"
Shreveport Captains in LSB H2H Fantasy League

by LSU Ranger on Aug 21, 2010 1:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

Well, Pitt at least got a new stadium.

And people say the new FO is pretty forward thinking. But I think it’s going to be a while for them.

by philkid3 on Aug 21, 2010 1:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

It's by far my favorite to look at on TV.

I like stadiums with an open view of the skyline. The river makes it even better.

by philkid3 on Aug 21, 2010 1:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

Seeing it on TV convinced me I had to get there. I guess I haven't been to one that I hated, though...

Loved PNC and Kauffman especially. It’s always pretty cool just to be in a new place. Probably my best memory right now is watching Scheppers at an empty rainy Tacoma Rainiers game.

by snake oil pete on Aug 21, 2010 1:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

The Curse of the Barrino

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Aug 21, 2010 1:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

The curse of Bonds?

"Hell's frozen over, Pigs are flying! The Saints have won the Super Bowl"
Shreveport Captains in LSB H2H Fantasy League

by LSU Ranger on Aug 21, 2010 1:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

0 winning records since 1993

That’s unfathomable

"Hell's frozen over, Pigs are flying! The Saints have won the Super Bowl"
Shreveport Captains in LSB H2H Fantasy League

by LSU Ranger on Aug 21, 2010 1:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

Blah Can't spell the 90s Braves 3B name right

"Hell's frozen over, Pigs are flying! The Saints have won the Super Bowl"
Shreveport Captains in LSB H2H Fantasy League

by LSU Ranger on Aug 21, 2010 1:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

Satisfying to type

Teixeira and Kotchman into Braves’ lineups

by snake oil pete on Aug 21, 2010 1:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

Got 120 Braves.

I’m pretty happy with that. Only missed a couple players I definitely should have gotten. Nailed the entire ’99 team.

by philkid3 on Aug 21, 2010 1:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

I got like 63

One name gives you like 20

"Hell's frozen over, Pigs are flying! The Saints have won the Super Bowl"
Shreveport Captains in LSB H2H Fantasy League

by LSU Ranger on Aug 21, 2010 1:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

Athletics are rough

http://www.sporcle.com/games/lineupquizzes/Athletics

"Hell's frozen over, Pigs are flying! The Saints have won the Super Bowl"
Shreveport Captains in LSB H2H Fantasy League

by LSU Ranger on Aug 21, 2010 1:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

125 Angels

Very annoyed I couldn’t think of the starting pitcher in 2000. More annoyed when I realized who it was.

A lot of forgettable players. I guess they weren’t on TBS every day.

by philkid3 on Aug 21, 2010 2:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

New Hamilton desktop if anyone else wants to use it.

Note: it’s 1440 × 900.

I could make more sizes/players/colors (I had to trace the numbers because I couldn’t find the Rangers font) if anyone would want them. Initially it was a bitch to get set up, but now that I’ve done it, the actual process is fairly straight forward.

Enjoy.

by vfn on Aug 21, 2010 1:56 AM CDT reply actions  

Over/under

that this gets used as the magic number soon?

(Yes, I want to keep the O/U meme alive)

by ACWNS09 on Aug 21, 2010 1:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

Originally

I wanted to arch the name and have the number underneath…

but I wasn’t tracing all the damn letters. This took me probably 2 1/2 hours between tracing and actually making.

by vfn on Aug 21, 2010 2:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

Pete Kerzel from MLB.com is a fucking moron...

He starts his article off by writing Michael Kirkman’s name correctly..

Then the rest of it he calls him Kirkland, like he’s intentionally do it.

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29

by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 21, 2010 3:21 AM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Yeah

But honestly, isn’t that about what you’d expect from an MLB.com monkey named Pete Kerzel?

I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM

by LSJ on Aug 21, 2010 8:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

Welp - time to rest my happy tired head. See you tomorrow.

"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.

Then he grounded out weakly to second.

by WyoRanger on Aug 21, 2010 4:16 AM CDT reply actions  

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