Series Preview: Minnesota Twins @ Texas Rangers: Home Field Advantage
Now that the Rangers are back home and most recently survived the AL East, it's time to evaluate the pennant race. The Rangers are up 8 games in the AL West on both Oakland and Anaheim with each of those two teams teetering at the .500 mark. So, the pennant race is more of a four-man foot race with one of the contestants sprinting toward the finish line while one of the other runners is practicing speed-walking for a Mall Fun Run next weekend since he dropped a lap behind, another has stopped to play Frisbee golf with some bros in the park, and the last place runner dropped out of the race before the first lap was over because his Irritable Bowel Syndrome suddenly acted up. This is to say, there is no race. Unless the Frisbee golf guy finds a jet pack in the bushes and the front-runner near the finish line trips on a poorly discarded Gatorade cup, the race is a foregone conclusion.
That race was just a tune up, now the real race heats up tonight against Minnesota. In what is quietly a huge series for the Rangers, perhaps one of the biggest of the season, the Rangers are facing the Twins with an opportunity to gain ground on Minnesota in the race to have the second best record amongst AL division leaders. As I've mentioned before, this is important because it means home field advantage in the first round of the playoffs. The Rangers are currently 2.5 games worse in the standings than the Twins. In a series where you either gain a game or lose one each night, it becomes pretty important for the Rangers to do well with the Twins in their home ballpark. After this series we'll have a pretty decent idea as to whether the Rangers still have a chance at opening at home in the playoffs.
The new challenge ahead for the Rangers might be a little abstract, but it's the most important race left for the Rangers to run before the first week of October.
Monday, August 23 7:05: RHP Nick Blackburn vs. RHP Rich "Large Penis" Harden
Tuesday, August 24 7:05: RHP Carl Pavano? vs. RHP Colby Lewis
Wednesday, August 25 7:05: LHP Francisco Liriano? vs. LHP C.J. Wilson
Thursday, August 26 7:05: LHP Brian Duensing vs. LHP Cliff Lee!
Practically ever website I've checked has a different story as to who the Twins are running out there to start over the next four days and in what order. The best I can tell, Blackburn is assuredly going Monday and then Liriano could pitch any of the next three games after that but most likely Tuesday or Wednesday. Regardless, the four starters should be Blackburn, Liriano, Pavano, and Duensing. The good news here is the Rangers miss Scott Baker who has been pretty good this season, and since Kevin Slowey nearly no-hitted himself to the DL, the Rangers get to face Nick Blackburn. The bad news is Pavano and Liriano are a pretty good one-two punch. But, had Liriano matched up against Harden on Monday, as originally reported, the Rangers probably would have had a difficult task in winning that game. Now that the match-up is Blackburn vs. Harden, the Rangers might actually be slim favorites. It's funny how baseball works.
Of course, I'm sure Colby Lewis isn't too fond of the idea that he gets to take the mound opposite of Liriano if it turns out that Liriano goes Tuesday. Colby Lewis has run into some serious bad luck in terms of the luck of the rotational draw and run support. If he happens to have to pitch on Tuesday with his counterpart being Liriano, well, there's pretty good odds that the run of bad luck will continue. However, if he is matched up with Pavano, the Rangers would likely be a slim favorite again simply because they're the home team. Carl Pavano has pretty much been the Minnesota Twins' Colby Lewis. Unfortunately, the Rangers can't dodge the bullet known as Francisco Liriano forever in this series. If he goes Wednesday, he'll match-up with a red hot C.J. Wilson. Even though C.J. has been pitching well, he would still be a considerable underdog in this match-up.
The fourth game of the series looks like it will be Brian Duensing vs. Cliff Lee. Cliff Lee will be looking to bounce back from perhaps his worse outing of the season against the team Baltimore team that seems to wear Cliff Lee kryptonite when facing Lee. Brian Duensing is interesting because he's sort of like the Twins' Tommy Hunter. He's a guy that has spent the last couple of years coming out of the Twins bullpen only to start some games in the second half and win ball games. He doesn't K a lot of guys, only 5.12 per 9, and he has been pretty lucky with a .249 BABIP, but he does currently have a 3.48 FIP so it will be interesting to see how much of his success is a mirage the longer he remains a starter.
Overall, the Rangers should be favored slightly in the first two games, then considerable underdogs in the third game, and the favorite in the finale. Of course, that's with the rotation probables still pending. So, regardless of the match-ups, the Rangers still have to go out there and beat a very good Minnesota Twins team. Everything considered, I'd be happy with a split, ecstatic with anything more, and pretty bummed out at anything less.
Back in May I wrote this about Justin Morneau:
Nelson Cruz is having a once-in-a-career kind of season. If he can stay on the field, he has a chance at having one of the best seasons by a Texas Ranger ever. And yet, up to this point in the season, Justin Morneau has been like Nelson Cruz if Nelson Cruz were also Lou Gehrig. Let me rattle off some ridiculous Justin Morneau numbers:
- 1st in baseball by over 6 runs in wRAA at 27.8
- 1st in baseball in created runs by over 5 runs at 51.2
- 1st in baseball in RAR by over 11 runs at 37.3
- 1st in baseball in WAR by over a run at 3.8
- 2nd in baseball in wOBA at .497
- 2nd in baseball in OPS at 1.178
Basically, Justin Morneau has been so good, he's been worth the best player in baseball with an Ichiro Suzuki or Adrian Gonzalez left over. Simply amazing. If he were to play as well as he has so far for the rest of the year, he'd end up with the 27th best season ever based on OPS. Of course, his BABIP is currently at .431 so the odds of that happening are pretty slim, but regardless, Morneau has been ridiculous so far.
Well, take pretty much all of that and apply it to Josh Hamilton now. Justin Morneau, while injured right now, is still having a great year, but it is Josh Hamilton, along with Detroit's Miguel Cabrera, who is having the crazy great season.
Hambone:
- 2nd in baseball in wRAA at 51.0 which is only .6 behind 1st place Miguel Cabrera and 5.5 runs ahead of 3rd place Joey Votto
- 2nd in baseball in created runs at 110.4, .9 behind Cabrera
- 1st in baseball in RAR by over 9 runs at 68.0
- 1st in baseball in WAR by .9 at 7.0
- 2nd in baseball in wOBA at .445 to Cabrera's .446
- 2nd in baseball in OPS at 1.038 to Cabrera's 1.081
Minnesota Twins (72-52, 1st place AL Central)
Rangers' 2010 Record vs. Minnesota: 0-3 (At Target Field)
Minnesota's Recent Results: 2-1 Series win against the Los Angeles Angels
SBN Twins' Blog: Twinkie Town
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Match-up: (as of 8/23) |
Rangers |
Twins |
Advantage |
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Batting (RAR) |
194.6 (8th) |
262.9 (1st) |
Twins :( |
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Starters (RAR) |
90.3 (19th) |
120.3 (5th) |
Twins :( |
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Bullpen (RAR) |
38.8 (6th) |
25.6 (9th) |
Rangers |
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Overall RAR |
323.7 |
408.8 |
Twins :( |
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Defense Runs Saved |
14 |
37 |
Twins :( |
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Questions to Ponder:
- Someone who is named Brian Duensing is 7-1 with a FIP of 3.48 for the Twins. Where do the Twins find these guys?
- Over/Under: 3.5 plays Joe Mauer makes that Bengie Molina is too fat to make?
- Nick Blackburn has been the Twins worst pitcher this season (0.4 WAR) and Rich Harden has been the Rangers worst pitcher this season (0.6). That's quite a draw for the opener of an important series, eh? Take that walk-up crowd.
- Did You Know: The Twins being without Nick Punto and Justin Morneau (combined 7.0 WAR) is a little bit worse for their team than the Rangers being without Ian Kinsler and Nelson Cruz (combined 6.0 WAR)? Though the Rangers duo have missed nine more games.
- 3 of 4, right?
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My dick is always smiling
when it begins to Harden….
Shepherd Book: I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it.
Rec for the use of a frisbee golf analogy.
Though we prefer ‘disc golf’.
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
i took "disc golf" in college
and found a way to hate it… everyone else loved it though so i must have been missing something… probably the large amounts of pot everyone seemed to be smoke before during and after disc golf rounds…
by I am Neftali Feliz on Aug 23, 2010 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions
so, was it the "disc golf"
or the pot that you hated?
Shepherd Book: I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it.
i dont hate pot
i just didnt enjoy disc golf.. no rhyme or reason to it.. just wasnt for me.
by I am Neftali Feliz on Aug 23, 2010 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions
no it's not
and it’s not
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
what do you like about it if i may ask?
is it competitive? do you bet money? just love being outdoors?
by I am Neftali Feliz on Aug 23, 2010 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Disc Golf rules.
We had a course on campus and we would play most Fridays, it seemed, my sophomore year. Many times it would be accompanied by a 40oz or two.
If you have two 40s
you should instead play Edward Fortyhands
Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
by Texas Jihad on Aug 23, 2010 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
lol edward fortyhands
duct tape two fortys to each hand and first one to drink both without pissing on yourself wins.
by I am Neftali Feliz on Aug 23, 2010 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions
fave drinking game of all time has to be moose
with the ice tray.. a quarter.. and many fun instinctive drunk gestures.
by I am Neftali Feliz on Aug 23, 2010 3:15 PM CDT up reply actions
We always just called it 40 Hands
And yes, I love that game. One time we played Sparks Hands, and my friend finished in about 45 seconds, but lost because he immediately puked.
Oh damn
I have never heard of this. Does anyone ever win?
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
yeah do it in the morning or when your dehydrated
its a fun game to do witha group of people
by I am Neftali Feliz on Aug 23, 2010 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions
I have never lost
I have never really lost any speed drinking in mass quantity challenges though…of course I was in college 9 1/2 years and go about 6’5, 230 pounds…so I’ve got that going for me…which is nice
Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
We used to have timed competitions with Mickey's
I posted a 1.6 or 1.7 secs, and never lost a match. Dumb things young guys do, eh?
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
You can't even pour a Mickey's out of the bottle in 1.7 seconds
Youtube it
Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
I know I could break 2 secs man
For realz.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Be that as it may
I have not participated in one of these challenges in atleast 4 years
Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
Me and my room mates use to throw
beer olympics parties…..just like in Revenge of the Nerds…thats how we paid rent was renting a shitty bar out and throwing parties
Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
we all got dressed up and did beerfest
my senior year in college.. it was a awesome then turned to disaster after everyone was shithoused off newcastle
by I am Neftali Feliz on Aug 23, 2010 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Same basic goal as Beer Olympics
but with less riding of tiny tricycles while chugging beers…there is nothing like watching a 6’10 guy ride one and my buddy did…and my other 300 pound oline fat ass buddy broke one but he actually made it a lap first
Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
yes to the first and last
no to the second, but many do
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
I really like the 2 courses in McKinney - 1 pretty darn difficult, 1 easy
there are plenty of trees for shade (obstacles as well. I hate the freaking creek with huge ass embankments. It’s just a reason to go outdoors and hang out with friends. It’s a great time, too bad I haven’t played in awhile.
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
That McKinney course is a bear
I’m used to the Denton course with (comparatively) no trees.
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
anyone here play real golf?
i played northwood c.c. last monday and got my ass handed to me by 3 of the pros out there…. long and difficult.. i was carrying my drives 305 or 310 and still had 4 irons into par 4’s… not cool
by I am Neftali Feliz on Aug 23, 2010 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Liar
"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.
Then he grounded out weakly to second.
How far do you hit your 4 iron?
I carry the ball about 290, and hit my 4 iron about 210. Does Northwood have 500yd par 4’s?
i hit a 4 iron off a tee
around 225… they are around 480 or 490.. not all of them are that long… i was def hitting driver mid irons into all the par 4s.. and playing par 5’s in 3 shots…
Ive never played a course that hard… i obviously cant afford a membership to anywhere close to that nice but my friend is a pro out there so got to play for free on the day the course was closed… i would def reccommend that course if you get a chance to play it
by I am Neftali Feliz on Aug 23, 2010 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions
I've heard it's really nice.
A buddy of mine is a doctor that recently finished all the shit that makes you a doctor, and now he gets to play all of the really nice C.C.’s with his doc friends. Needless to say I get a little jealous.
my buddy tells me crazy stories
about the personalities that come into the pro shop… hes caddied for rudy giuliani, jason kidd, mack brown, owen wilson to name a few. he said giuliani is a cool ass dude
by I am Neftali Feliz on Aug 23, 2010 5:05 PM CDT up reply actions
You skipped Wednesday, guy.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
I bought tickets to Thursday's game expecting Cliff Lee!
I almost had an at work freak out when I saw Friday until I realized he skipped Wednesday.
I didn't know what a mancrush was. Derek Holland showed me.
by DerekSTheRed on Aug 23, 2010 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions
The Twins scare me,
not they are a great great team, but they are a very solid team.
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
I love this series
I have lived in MN so long that they are my “2nd team” but these series every year is when I wear a Rangers jersey to work every day and talk endless smack. Now if only the damn Twins would stop sweeping the Rangers it would be easier.
At least I get to see the Rangers when they play the Twins now.
I wanna wear a Rangers jersey to work every day.
"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar
by TagDon'tTweet on Aug 23, 2010 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions
The AL West metaphor lost me.
Who is the bro in the park playing frisbee? The Angels? So why are the A’s preparing for a fun run? What does the fun run represent? I’m so confused. I still like it though.
The bros in the park are the Angel's lost dreams...
beckoning the Angels to join them. The Frisbee represents tactile disappointment. The A’s fun run represents a consolation prize for finishing second place. The mall houses the A’s repressed feelings of guilt and shame. The guy with the IBS is the Mariners shitting on themselves.
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 23, 2010 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions
I got the part about the Mariners.
Considering the rest of the metaphor, the part about the Mariners was not so subtle.
So I am likely going to be wrong (99.9999% sure I am going to be wrong) but...
I have a feeling Harden is going to pitch well tonight.
"No nuts, no glory"
I am optimistic?
Yes, a tiny bit.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
so, just to be grotesque
you are feeling your Rich Harden?
Shepherd Book: I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it.
Viagra can help with that
or Cialis…. or so I’ve heard….
Shepherd Book: I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it.
This will be a very entertaining series.
I know OAK is in the division, but their team bores the shit out of me. I like watching the Twins play. I wish both teams were at 100% health.
"Don't confuse the outcome that a decision produces with the intelligence that went into making that decision."--Tony LaRussa
OT: we should have a LSB golf scramble
or softball team.. im bored at work today obviously
by I am Neftali Feliz on Aug 23, 2010 3:19 PM CDT reply actions
I am sure there is a close by store that sells 40oz beverages
or maybe even a 12% alcohol Loko
Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
WTF?
I had to google this shit…buncha fools.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
lol.. i dont really drink that
I have a bottle of makers mark in my fridge im gonna crack open tonight with some RC cola… its delicious
by I am Neftali Feliz on Aug 23, 2010 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions
I always mix with white
I had a coke at my parents recently and could not remember the last one I had…
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
my dad has worked for coca cola for 34 yaers
I used to go to the warehouse and go to town on some coke.. like 15 at a time.. i drink diet stuff now.. love RC cola though.. still love mr pibb
by I am Neftali Feliz on Aug 23, 2010 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions
I used to go to the plant in Fossil Ridge all the time
Damn that syrup and acid will fuck up electronics.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Opening day I made the mistake of forcing everyone
who went with me to drink one of those sick bastards…needless to say the end of the night was unrememberable….and the end was like 8pm
Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
lol well done.
i remember when they first came out.. i have a friends who is a marketing person for anheiser busch and he brought some to a party.. it was gross.
by I am Neftali Feliz on Aug 23, 2010 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions
I made the great decision to buy them
after the game for the drive back to Fort Worth…after tailgating before the game and drinking all during the game
Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
you were the guy
in the cutoff reinecker jersey werent you?!?!?
by I am Neftali Feliz on Aug 23, 2010 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Nope Rangers polo
I tried to dress like Tag that day
Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
Fuck Joose.
It’s all about Four Loko’s.
Go with Watermelon. You won’t be dissapointed.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 23, 2010 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions
yes... four lokos is what i was thinking of
the anheiser busch version right?
by I am Neftali Feliz on Aug 23, 2010 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions
For those that don't know
Stay away from both. Nothing good happens when you drink those.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Or a Battle Royal Steel Cage Match...
Or First Blood Match..
Or an Inferno Match..
Or a Casket Match..
Or a Tables, Ladders, Chairs match.
Or a Lumberjack Match.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 23, 2010 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Emily Jones on a Pole Match?
"Hell's frozen over, Pigs are flying! The Saints have won the Super Bowl"
Shreveport Captains in LSB H2H Fantasy League
Can someone who is attending the game tonight volunteer to bring their pet Mantis?
Bunting makes me spooge in my pants!
4 Game Series
Should we look for a split with the Twins or can the Rangers tak 3 of 4? The Oakland series should be the opportunity to sweep and bury the A’s.
by Ryan2907 on Aug 23, 2010 3:29 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Sweep the twins
< homer >
then sweep the A’s, then the (stops to look up the remaining schedule) Royals, Twins again, Jays, Yanks, Tigers, Mariners, Angels, A’s Mariners, and Angels. So, in other words, they should win every game from here till the end of the season.
Shepherd Book: I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it.
if you want HFA, you need to win 3 of 4.
winning all four isn’t realistic – not the way the team is playing. i would say they have a better chance of losing all four, but maybe philkid will tell us that with tangible numbers.
2.5 games isn’t a lot, but not gaining ground at home doesn’t bode well for our chances of catching them – besides, 2 of 4 reduces their HFA magic number by 4.
others have said that HFA isn’t important, but i think that’s what people say that don’t have HFA.
by sam in so cal on Aug 23, 2010 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions
There is a fanshot to Robbie's preview, but AJM didn't front page it
http://dallas.sbnation.com/2010/8/23/1636731/expectations-against-the-twins
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
thanks
i didn’t notice it and was waiting for it
by sam in so cal on Aug 23, 2010 4:54 PM CDT up reply actions
I'll always have a fondness for Carl Pavano for
1. helping my fantasy team in his last year with the Marlins, and 2. sucking ass for the Yankees for the life of his contract.
Not enough fans were showing up for the previous MRIs.
by FuturePants on Aug 23, 2010 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Heh
Well then... I would like to see this Jeff Sullivan pornagraphy.
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 11, 2010 10:35 PM PDT
by Feliz es bueno on Aug 23, 2010 3:52 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Speaking of which
Poor Rachel must be bummed.
:P
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Rachel B, a poster here
She was joking about stalking Kins at the hospital today.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Why do you push back an MRI?
It’s either good new or bad news…perhaps he forgot his appointment, or had a baby Dr. appointment, or was hung over…
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
its also possible he backed out. people do that from time to time.
or there was a problem with the machine, or it was double booked, etc.
doubt if it was medical
Shepherd Book: I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it.
Ugh...
I’ll be pleasantly surprised if he’s even ready to go come playoff time.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Why are we basically conceding a game against Liriano?
Yea, I get that he is good, but not so good that you can count it as a loss. This team better learn to beat a good lefty or it will be an early exit from the playoffs again. So far this season, the Rangers have competed well against Price and Lester who in my opinion are having better seasons than Liriano. I see no reason why they should not atleast be in a close game against him with a good chance to win, especially with Lewis or Wilson facing him.
No one is conceding...
He is just a difficult match-up for the Rangers and that’s worth noting.
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 23, 2010 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Kinsler the Lefty Killer
will not be playing. He is/was OPSing around 1.000 on the season in a short sample size, and had an OPS even better against lefties last season.
Yes, other guys can hit lefties, but Kinsler killed them.
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aandro The #Rangers Ian Kinsler, Dustin Nippert and Cristian Guzman are expected to begin rehabs later this week.
"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.
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aandro Make that Cruz, Guzman and Nippert are expected to begin rehab assignments.
"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.
by Kinslerhomer on Aug 23, 2010 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions
What was expected.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
well.....
series price (first three games):
MIN +130
TEX -150
Unfortunately, the Rangers can’t dodge the bullet known as Francisco Liriano forever in this series. If he goes Wednesday, he’ll match-up with a red hot C.J. Wilson. Even though C.J. has been pitching well, he would still be a considerable underdog in this match-up.
I don’t know about that. I would be very surprised if that were the case.
Anyway… tonight, Rangers -150 and MIN +140.
Do you bet on the series often?
Well then... I would like to see this Jeff Sullivan pornagraphy.
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 11, 2010 10:35 PM PDT
by Feliz es bueno on Aug 23, 2010 3:50 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
no
i do think it provides insight, though.
this series – there’s too much going against TEX here, but i don’t necessarily like MIN in this spot either – mainly b/c i want TEX to roll. i think goet has it right that this is quietly a very big series and also that MIN is playing very well. MIN blew past CHI and now has a sizable lead.
i don’t like harden at -150 tonight either; however, if the Rangers get a good win, it could set the tone for a great series.
by sam in so cal on Aug 23, 2010 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions
WTF is that? A fried ice cream bar with tartar sause?
by UrMomsFinger on Aug 23, 2010 3:41 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
It's Walleye on a Stick.
And no, I am not joking.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Ahhhh I see
Hence the reference by Josh at Target field
by UrMomsFinger on Aug 23, 2010 3:48 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
i dont even know what it is
is it like salted or cured raw fish thats old?
by I am Neftali Feliz on Aug 23, 2010 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions
I love pickled herring...
but you probably have to find that at a Smorgasbord: Sweedish food buffet.
Yeah
They dry fish (cod, I think?), then once it is bone dry and rock hard, they then re-hydrate it using lye, then they put it in vats of water to leech out the lye. Apparently it has the texture of warm vaseline/jello and tastes like spoiled, rotten fish. Sounds great.
Yes, it sounds very gross.
I’ll have the ribeye thanks…I am actually grilling that tonight.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
have you ever marinated steak in fresh garlic & italian dressing?
its delicious… dont waste a ribeye trying it.. try it on a shit steak first to see if you like it…
by I am Neftali Feliz on Aug 23, 2010 5:11 PM CDT up reply actions
that's the only way to grill a chicken breast, imo
the dressing imparts flavor and the the brining action keeps in moisture
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
I've not tried it on steak
But soaking chicken in Thousand Island is awesome, or any of the spicy Italian dressings too. Kroger has a great selection of cheap store brands for this.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
I like to mix Thousand Island with Franks Redhot
as a marinate for chicken
Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
I retract that...
I use Italian dressing and Franks as a marinate…stupid me
Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
have you ever tried buffalo?
i would reccomend that too… get a bison ribeye.. room temperature.. sea salt and black pepper with a touch fo garlic.. hot ass grill 425 degrees.. 90 seconds each side… delicioawesomeness
by I am Neftali Feliz on Aug 23, 2010 5:19 PM CDT up reply actions
I've only ever bought ground buffalo
as that’s all my butcher carries. Where did you find the buffalo steaks?
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
i know united market street carries them regularly
im sure whole foods would have them as well… very lean very healthy… i would def rec them if you want something a little different… I also enjoy venison marinated in jalapeno juice black pepper and garlic salt.
by I am Neftali Feliz on Aug 23, 2010 5:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Shoulda guessed
I love that place, but I absolutely can’t go in there unless I’m prepared to spend a couple hundred bucks.
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
do you have a butcher in dallas or ft worth jam?
I need one since i moved to dallas…. im stuck buying half ass meat from grocers.
by I am Neftali Feliz on Aug 23, 2010 5:24 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm a Denton Dude
But if you’re ever up that way: Dan’s Meat Market FTW
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
hey jam
take a road trip down to munster… (about 40 minutes from denton)… take your cooler and go to fishers meat market… you will not be disapointed.. if you dont think its worth let me konw and i will reimburse your cost and wasted time im only half joking about the reimbursement
by I am Neftali Feliz on Aug 23, 2010 5:29 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm well acquainted with Fischer's
In fact, I’m almost out of all my different kinds of mustard I always stock up on when I go. Love – LOVE that place, and will be making a trip soon.
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
my folks live in wichita falls
so every time i go to see them i show up with 100 bucks worth of steaks and sausages and cheese… we eat well for the weekend!.. we sometimes will make a day out of it.. golf at turtle hill.. then muenster meat market.. then big cookout
by I am Neftali Feliz on Aug 23, 2010 5:34 PM CDT up reply actions
hungry...
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
fischers has an excellent
selection of beer and wine for a place in the middle of nowhere
by I am Neftali Feliz on Aug 23, 2010 5:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Doesn't Metzler get a bunch of his stuff
from Fischers?
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
we don't have any nice grocery stores that sell stuff like that in OKC
if you took the Kroger near my folks’ house in Plano and transported it to OKC, it would automatically be “the suepr fancy grocery store” by default.
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
im calling a buddy right now for a good OKC
butcher.. we stopped there on memorial day.. it was awesome.. give me a sec and I will post where that place was
by I am Neftali Feliz on Aug 23, 2010 5:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Dunno why I read this
but I heard there’s a Whole Foods coming to OKC, apparently in the Classen Curve (Sp?) area
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
hey loblaw... crescent market
has an excellent butcher.. www.thecrescentmarket.com check it out…. also BIG TRUCK TACO FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by I am Neftali Feliz on Aug 23, 2010 5:31 PM CDT up reply actions
I will, thanks.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Tiger's Sauce, Italian House, Worcestershire, white pepper, garlic.
Money.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
tigers sauce?
not familiar with it….
by I am Neftali Feliz on Aug 23, 2010 5:23 PM CDT up reply actions
i also enjoy montreal steak seasoning
on NY strips
by I am Neftali Feliz on Aug 23, 2010 5:24 PM CDT up reply actions
It's usually in the tabasco/steak sauce area of grocers.
It’s got a little kick to it, but should probably be with the marinates. But I guess it’s more considered a flavor adder.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
Pavano looks like he should be breaking bricks with his head
and rescuing princesses from giant lizard turtle monsters.
Treanor batting 6th tonight.
"@RangersRadioBD: #Rangers activate Treanor who starts today/batting 6th. Teagarden to AAA. Feldman on DL w/rt knee bone bruise. Harden activated."
Well then... I would like to see this Jeff Sullivan pornagraphy.
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 11, 2010 10:35 PM PDT
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Molina
would have had heat stroke by the 2nd inning tonight.
.200/.294/.200
You can look this stuff up, you know?
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
This one's gonna be a bitch, y'all
It’s 107 right now with a heat index of 112. At 7 it’s supposed to be 103m and at 10 it’s still supposed to be 95 :(
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
There very easily could be 15 total runs tonight.
Well then... I would like to see this Jeff Sullivan pornagraphy.
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 11, 2010 10:35 PM PDT
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x
“I’m Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded.”

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 23, 2010 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions
For the next week, it probably doesn't matter...
Teagarden will be back the first week of September.
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 23, 2010 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions
In the playoffs...
I’d rather have Treanor.
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 23, 2010 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Exhibit 3,276 that Rhyner is not smart:
Just said that Cliff Lee is not a top-tier pitcher.
Well then... I would like to see this Jeff Sullivan pornagraphy.
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 11, 2010 10:35 PM PDT
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HE GAVE UP SEVEN RUNS!!!!!
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
I am so glad I was otp for that segment then.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
The only way you're not sure is if you're an utter dumbass.
Yet another reason why I don’t listen to the Hardline. Whatta buncha morons.
He also just said that "Mark Grace is all right" as a broadcaster.
That comment may be more stupid. Time to turn on some music.
Well then... I would like to see this Jeff Sullivan pornagraphy.
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 11, 2010 10:35 PM PDT
by Feliz es bueno on Aug 23, 2010 4:56 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I think he's pretty good.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
Him and Greggo calling themselves the baseball show of record was always laughable.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
Rangers take 3 of 4 with the loss coming tonight.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Nah. Harden will pitch well enough to stay in the rotation and then become a rock chunkier when we actually need him
by UrMomsFinger on Aug 23, 2010 4:24 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I think Chan Ho Park...
just ate something bad.
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 23, 2010 6:12 PM CDT up reply actions
another has stopped to play Frisbee golf with some bros in the park, and the last place runner dropped out of the race before the first lap was over because his Irritable Bowel Syndrome suddenly acted up.
LMAO!!! Great stuff! Nice read!
"I said I got this guy out a couple of times already, I get him out historically and I really need to work on my neck tan," -- CJ Wilson getting pulled with 2 out in the 8th.

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