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by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 24, 2010 9:34 PM CDT
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If we were a team from Minnesota..
We’d be called the Minnesota WINS!
by downsetgo on Aug 24, 2010 9:34 PM CDT reply actions 4 recs
But Minnesota didn't win
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
First comment should have been: CANTU
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
Rangers can't beat good teams? Bitch, Feliz.....
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 24, 2010 9:34 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
WOO WOO
BALLGAME
HELLO WIN COLUMN
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
Why wouldn't we?
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by Brandon Worley on Aug 24, 2010 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't think Josh makes that catch Borbon did in the 9th, is what he's saying.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
Julio made a few run saving plays I don't know that Josh would've
Then again, I don’t know that Josh would’ve dove in the 1st giving up the two runs.
And just cause we didn't need an outfield assist from that position tonight...
doesn’t mean we don’t regularly
OK, gripe on a win! Gripe against Borbon!
He makes two excellent catches. He is 1-3 and scores a run from the ninth position. Hamilton doesn’t have to kill himself in left tonight. That helps his knee survive longer.
Wasn't hating on Josh personally
I just think we need to roll with Julio in center regardless of how Murphy is hitting.
Yes.
He slid down.
He’s safe.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 24, 2010 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Here it is as a moving Internet picture...
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 24, 2010 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions 7 recs
Do you have a brother named Brett?
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 24, 2010 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Hell no he doesn't.
How dare you insult him in that way?
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by Brandon Worley on Aug 24, 2010 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Is it a prerequisite on Defending Big D for your name to start with a B?
by lost in space on Aug 24, 2010 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Pat and Art say no.
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by Brandon Worley on Aug 24, 2010 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions
My name is Ron Burgundy?
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Someone cue yakity sax
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 24, 2010 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions
was at the game and saw the whole thing
it was fairly scary but it all worked out in the end
I soloed in the Mile High Club!
Did this happen tonight?
If so, then once again Fuck MLB Network for not airing the game as advertised.
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
"If I had caught it, the force would have taken me through the fence." -- Rockies outfielder Ryan Spilborghs about a Nelson Cruz line drive.
by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 24, 2010 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions
It did happen tonight...
Knox did a segment about it.
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 24, 2010 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions
I assume you had planned on watching the game on MLBN tonight also.
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
"If I had caught it, the force would have taken me through the fence." -- Rockies outfielder Ryan Spilborghs about a Nelson Cruz line drive.
by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 24, 2010 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Nah...
MLB.TV on PS3 on my TV as usual.
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 24, 2010 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Oooh. I'll have to look into that.
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
"If I had caught it, the force would have taken me through the fence." -- Rockies outfielder Ryan Spilborghs about a Nelson Cruz line drive.
by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 24, 2010 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions
It's really the greatest thing that's ever happened to me...
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 24, 2010 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions
TWINS!!!
I LOVE MINNY SODA!!!!
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That's the name of one of the virtual poker platers in my PSP WSoP game.
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
"If I had caught it, the force would have taken me through the fence." -- Rockies outfielder Ryan Spilborghs about a Nelson Cruz line drive.
by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 24, 2010 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions
So
Has the “Neftali Feliz doesn’t have the secondary pitches to start” meme died yet?
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
definitely good to see, very good sliders tonight.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 24, 2010 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Nope
He’s never really lacked the secondary pitches to start though, just the consistency with those pitches to start.
The biggest road block for Feliz to the rotation though is whether or not there’s going to be room for him there.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Meh
If we dont sign Lee….Wed only have CJ, Colby, and Hunter returning as starters. And CJ may only be here for 1 more year as well.
after that you have a lot of question marks and a group that Feliz belongs in
Feliz though isn't that high on the depth chart
You’d still have Feldman and Holland to round out that rotation and probably Matt Harrison would get another shot before Feliz. I think Feliz to the rotation is between Scheppers and Perez on that depth chart and that might not be enough for the Rangers to look at him as a starter next season. I think we’re still at least a full year away from Feliz being given a rotation shot.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
I think there’s more concern about Schepper’s ability to last as a starter than Feliz’s, plus they could break Scheppers in through the bullpen like they did with Feliz. you could put Harrison ahead of him, but Feliz as ace-type stuff. Harrison doesn’t. oh, and we’re going to need lefty arms in the bullpen, too.
feldman… eh.
No, I like to rock n' roll all night and *part* of every day. I usually have errands... I can only rock from like 1-3.
Harrison...
should not be ahead of Feliz for getting a chance at starting.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Mr WHITE'S NIGHT!
Elvis Andrus and Derek Holland make me moist!
by Nah ha ha He He on Aug 24, 2010 9:36 PM CDT reply actions
es it was
And it was also the first time he ever played in the majors in front of his family.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Magic Number: 30
1/2 Game behind the Twins for HFA
3-0 since the inauguration of Our Mantis Overlord.
by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 24, 2010 9:36 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
All hail our master
King Mantis. Changer of poor luck and bringer of victories!!
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
Hail Mantis
He Do or He Do Not. There is no try.
by He Do What He Do on Aug 24, 2010 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions 11 recs
2-0 since Chuck Greenberg appears in the Rangers program as Managing Partner and CEO
From Page 9 of the August 23-29, 2010 Rangers Magazine
A Message For Texas Rangers Fans:
Welcome to a new beginning. We can’t tell you how excited we are to complete our purchase of the Rangers. It’s been a long journey, but well worth the wait.
We believe that this franchise belongs to you, and we pledge to be passionate in all that we do to bring you the very best, on and off the field.
Our entire ownership group is committed to putting together a team that will compete for championships year in and year out, to providing the ultimate ballpark experience, and to being an active and engaged community partner. You have our promise that we will do everything we can to attain these goals.
We have begun this effort immediately, and you may have already noticed some of the changes at Rangers Ballpark in Arlington.
One element that has not changed is the excitement on the field for the 2010 Rangers. It’s been a great season so far and we are expecting more of the same as we head down the stretch and into October.
We want you to feel connected and to be a major participant in this process. We welcome your suggestions on how the Rangers can better serve you. Please let us hear from you.
Rangers fans have waited too long for the ultimate prize. We look forward to getting there together as one family, and we will always appreciate your loyalty and support. The best times are just ahead.
Go Rangers and we’ll see you at the ballpark.
Sincerely,
Nolan Ryan / President
Chuck Greenberg / Managing Partner & CEO
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
by txranger7 on Aug 25, 2010 12:23 AM CDT up reply actions 6 recs
I have come here a lot in the past, but never did game threads
But when I heard Norm mention it, I said fuck it and registered
He passed along a message from Chuck:
“Tell the LoneStarBall guys it really was me”. I was like, fuckin cool, he posts there, I’ll start posting there
i still can't believe he's really here
by kevinkinsler on Aug 25, 2010 12:28 AM CDT up reply actions
Where and when did he post?
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by Brandon Worley on Aug 25, 2010 12:31 AM CDT up reply actions
in the fanpost
about the LSB suite night
by kevinkinsler on Aug 25, 2010 12:32 AM CDT up reply actions
Ah, thanks.
Once again….I hate it that I live in CT right now.
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by Brandon Worley on Aug 25, 2010 12:32 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm moving to Dallas the first week of October.
Not much longer now.
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by Brandon Worley on Aug 25, 2010 12:35 AM CDT up reply actions
that sounds like almost perfect timing
you gonna save on moving expenses to make some possible playoff games i hope?
by kevinkinsler on Aug 25, 2010 12:36 AM CDT up reply actions
Man, I hope so.
I’m saving up, that’s for sure.
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by Brandon Worley on Aug 25, 2010 12:40 AM CDT up reply actions
if you need people to go with
you know you got friends here!!!
are you from here from before?
by kevinkinsler on Aug 25, 2010 12:41 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah.
Born and raised.
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by Brandon Worley on Aug 25, 2010 12:42 AM CDT up reply actions
I figured as much
are there many Stars fans across the States that aren’t from here?
by kevinkinsler on Aug 25, 2010 12:44 AM CDT up reply actions
Not many.
I know of one that lives in Cincy. A few here and there. A lot of fans from Minnesota who actually decided to stay on board the wagon as Stars fans.
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by Brandon Worley on Aug 25, 2010 12:45 AM CDT up reply actions
I would have a really hard time
hanging on to a team if they left Dallas. I would probably feel too betrayed to hang on
by kevinkinsler on Aug 25, 2010 12:47 AM CDT up reply actions
well, that ain't happening
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
Last week...
it was pretty fucking awesome. He posted to a few of us then and said he’s been lurking since last October.
by lost in space on Aug 25, 2010 12:32 AM CDT up reply actions
a few certian individuals were
worried that he way their awkwardly sexual and deifying posts
by kevinkinsler on Aug 25, 2010 12:34 AM CDT up reply actions
LSB just wouldn't be the same without its vulgarity
by lost in space on Aug 25, 2010 12:39 AM CDT up reply actions
I might nother coming around if thats the case
mixing the baseball and pearings is just… a beautiful oblivion
by kevinkinsler on Aug 25, 2010 12:43 AM CDT up reply actions
"All Blacks.....but they're ALL WHITE!"
huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh!!!!!!!
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
SOMEBODY POST THE HELLO WIN COLUMN IMAGE, PLEASE.
KTHXBAI.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
Thx.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 24, 2010 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Just because I ridicule everybody else..
Subject line, dumbass.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 24, 2010 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions
*hugs*
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 24, 2010 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions
I missed Jordan rides the bus for this game
sucks about the timing, but I love these 30 for 30s
Best thing ESPN is doing right now.
The U was amazing.
"What IS your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery?"
"The Two Escobars" was still in my head weeks later.
by DrumsInTheDeep on Aug 24, 2010 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions
No, they want you to buy the DVDs.
But check the replay schedule; I’m sure they’ll air it again at some point.
by DrumsInTheDeep on Aug 24, 2010 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions
In Dallas, I believe.
She’s a fan of all Dallas teams.
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by Brandon Worley on Aug 24, 2010 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Mysterious facebook friend request, huh?
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Hahaha, nope
I ain’t been on facebook in weeks.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
Me so happy
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
"If I had caught it, the force would have taken me through the fence." -- Rockies outfielder Ryan Spilborghs about a Nelson Cruz line drive.
by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 24, 2010 9:38 PM CDT reply actions
I like where this is going
more…
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
I'm a semi-regular on this site, but somebody please tell me what this mantis thing is.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
Did you see the game this weekend where they showed that damn kid w/ the mantis all game?
I’m guessing that’s where the meme started
No, I didn't get to watch any of this weekend's games live.
Only on updates.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 24, 2010 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions
some creepy kid had a mantis on his head for about 3 innings on Sunday (?)
found it in the parking lot and kept it … wildly fascinating … That is baltimore for you
Buddy Christ says Go Rangers!
Here..
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 24, 2010 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Um, holy dear fucking lord.
I……have nothing. Epoch.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 24, 2010 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions
I was wondering the other day what Shawn Bradley’s been up to lately.
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No. Worley is the other Brandon.
by Brandon Bibb on Aug 25, 2010 8:29 AM CDT up reply actions
Or as Josh would put it
They are the Killer C’s!
Elvis Andrus and Derek Holland make me moist!
by Nah ha ha He He on Aug 24, 2010 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions
4-0 Rays over Angles.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
Definition of a fan
I waited til the end of the game last nite, rushed to the emergency room, they got me in, scheduled an emergency appendectomy, sewed me up, and I told em to release me early so I could come back and watch the game tonight. Well worth it.
Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules
by AndrusImpersonator on Aug 24, 2010 9:39 PM CDT reply actions 4 recs
You almost had the same night as that...
parachutist.
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 24, 2010 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions
I would
much rather have an appendix removed than running into a flagpole in a parachute.
Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules
by AndrusImpersonator on Aug 24, 2010 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Paranoia, paranoia...
Everybody’s comin’ to get me
Just say you never met me
I’m runnin’ underground with the moles
Diggin’ holes
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 24, 2010 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Hear the voices in my head...
I swear to God it sounds like they’re snoring
But if you’re bored then you’re boring
The agony and the irony, they’re killing me, whoa!
I’m not sick, but I’m not well
And I’m so hot cause I’m in hell
I’m not sick, but I’m not well
And it’s a sin to live this well
Damn, that’s a good song. I think I’ll go listen to it now, thanks goET.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
That was just about when pop music died...
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 24, 2010 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm going to fall asleep listening to the 90s channel on Sirius now.
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by Brandon Worley on Aug 24, 2010 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm in a hardcore band.
My guitar player and I have been talking about starting a 90’s cover band on the side to make some extra cash forever though. This song would definitely be in the set list if it ever happened.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
A 90s cover band.
That concept seriously depresses me.
I’d be there in a heartbeat.
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by Brandon Worley on Aug 24, 2010 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions
NO!!!
I refuse to acknowledge this! I’m going to go put on my Mossimo t-shirt, some Jnco jeans, some Doc Martens and pop my Cranberries CD into my walkman and pretend that I’m not getting any older.
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by Brandon Worley on Aug 24, 2010 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions
The Cranberries are pretty awesome to me, still.
And I was, like, under 10 for the entire 90s.
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
This makes me happy
and sad at the same time.
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by Brandon Worley on Aug 24, 2010 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Also, Belle and Sebastian
although i suppose they go a little differently…
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
Belle and Sebastian..
Is this a real band?
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by Brandon Worley on Aug 24, 2010 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions
I'll have to check them out
What sort of music?
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by Brandon Worley on Aug 24, 2010 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions
I guess indie pop
maybe a little soft for indie rock, but it’s a matter of perception, as always.
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
Sold.
Downloading now.
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by Brandon Worley on Aug 24, 2010 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions
They sang about...
Mike Piazza once!
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 24, 2010 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions
are you straight or are you gay?
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
I still remember being 15 and hearing Zombie for the first time.
Damn, Delores O’Reardon could SING!
I really enjoy them still
That chick’s voice is positively haunting.
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
She was very OCD from what I remember
I read one time she would iron for hours. Turns out it was the same shirt every time.
by lost in space on Aug 24, 2010 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions
zoinks
meanwhile, my wife says “what’s this ‘iron’ you’re always talking about?”
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
I call it "the dryer"
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by Brandon Worley on Aug 24, 2010 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Zombie FTW!
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Did you just say Jnco jeans, holy crap,
that brings me back.
ugh...those are the worst ever....
Are you kidding me?
38 inch bottoms? When I think of these jeans ecstasy, vicks vaporub, gas masks, and ring pops immediately come to mind.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 25, 2010 8:07 AM CDT up reply actions
No kidding.
Years ago, my roommate and I rounded up all the Now albums through, like, 9 (thanks mostly to the girls in our dorm), so we could listen to how popular music had evolved from when we started high school to that point, for “fun.”
I swear it was like actually listening to good music die. Painfully.
Oh man.
That sounds incredibly painful. Like…as soon as you hear “livin’ La Vida Loca” you know that good pop music has died.
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by Brandon Worley on Aug 24, 2010 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions
I remember early last decade I'd watch VH-1. . .
And, by then, I was so trained that the only stuff that got radio play was boy bands and pop chicks, so it was hard for me to understand a time anyone would even know who Nirvana was.
That music video should have won a lot of awards.
by Black Francis on Aug 24, 2010 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Thanks Kanye.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 24, 2010 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions
I feel ashamed of myself
I had to look this up to see who it was since I didn’t recognize it. It took me all of half a second to hear the song to recognize it.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
This was me as well
Godwin's Law Version 2.0 (Rangers Edition)
"As a Ranger discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Danks, Volquez, or Young approaches one."
by LBBRangerFan on Aug 25, 2010 9:07 AM CDT up reply actions
Ha!
Well, you should get Progressive fan of the game
by lost in space on Aug 24, 2010 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions
hornedfrogs45 clearly was not aware of our Mantis Overlord when he contended we couldn't beat the Twins
THE RANGERS ARE FULL OF UNBELIEVEABLE SUCK GIVE UP NOW IT DOES NOT MATTER GOOD BYE.
"It has been said that baseball is to the United States what revolutions are to Latin America, a safety valve for letting off steam. I think baseball is more serious than any Latin American revolution. But, then, I am a serious fan." -- George F. Will
by WestTxAg06 on Aug 24, 2010 9:40 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
All Glory to the HypnoMantis
"You'll meet them again on their long journey to the middle." -Lester Bangs
by BAC on Aug 24, 2010 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
The Mantis helped today, but I think today's win was a true result of this:
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 24, 2010 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I just like how funny the chick thinks it is.
Heartless bitch.
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
Magic number
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by Brandon Worley on Aug 24, 2010 9:41 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Si.
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by Brandon Worley on Aug 24, 2010 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions
I thought he was dead for the longest time.
Seriously the weirdest thing. I was absolutely convinced I had even read a story about it.
When someone told me he was on the radio, i thought they were wrong. And then when I couldn’t find anything about his death I got weirded out.
Here ya go
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by Brandon Worley on Aug 24, 2010 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
can't wait til we get to Mat McBriar territory.....lol
or at least Aikman territory
La naiba cu Monkey Rally !!!!!
- That would Romanian for F*ck the Rally Monkey....
by Captain Fubar on Aug 24, 2010 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions
yes
I like McBriar….but how was that the dude you came up with who wears #1?
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
well, it was either him, Effrin Herrera or Rafael Septian(sp?)
so there I chose…… I think I know my Cowboy lineups too well…lol
La naiba cu Monkey Rally !!!!!
- That would Romanian for F*ck the Rally Monkey....
by Captain Fubar on Aug 24, 2010 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
we were all thinking Elvis, but I give you points for Herrera
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
Did anyone make a .jpg or .gif of this mantis?
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
Magic number..............30!!!!!!!
Ball....toss.....antlers....
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 24, 2010 9:42 PM CDT reply actions
Besides Ms. Hayek
She is my #1 celebrity woman.
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
by Bob Loblaw on Aug 24, 2010 9:54 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
She was cut by a stranger when she was standing out in her yard as a kid.
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by Brandon Worley on Aug 24, 2010 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions
A stranger approached her...
when she was child and slashed her face in her front yard.
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 24, 2010 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions
I get constandly ridiculed at work because of my massive crush on her
She strikes me as one I’d like to keep around for the stimulating conversation and laughs.
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
FELIZ IS THE MAGIC NUMBER!
"Hell's frozen over, Pigs are flying! The Saints have won the Super Bowl"
Shreveport Captains in LSB H2H Fantasy League
Pitcher's wilt in August!
You can’t find a pitcher who can pitch in Texas heat. Except Nolan, of course.
Pro baseball has always been a dream, so this is pretty freakin’ cool out here. -- Tim Steggall, undrafted Rangers minor leaguer.
it's supposed to only get in the 80s tomorrow
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
I hope you're being serious,
that would be lovely
by lost in space on Aug 24, 2010 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Can't wait
lucked out with some free tickets to the coolest game in months!
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
For our 30 year olds..
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
YAY!
PIE IN THE FACE!
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:) - Obligatory smiley showing I don't mean whatever mean
spiritedness is likely contained in the preceding post
I love listening to Andres Blanco post-game interviews
He always seems to just be so happy to be in the majors.
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 24, 2010 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Bingo....how can you NOT love Mr. White
"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." - Chuck Morgan
I'm thinking...
he probably thought he was very close to being out of professional baseball and he latched onto the Rangers in the last moment of Spring Training and is really just enjoying the ride.
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 24, 2010 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Is this allowed?
I know his last name is Spanish for White, but I’m pretty sure the player has to be Caucasian to say that “he’s just happy to be here.”
I keed. I keed.
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:) - Obligatory smiley showing I don't mean whatever mean
spiritedness is likely contained in the preceding post
Mr. White
“I gets it don. I get don.”
Indeed you did, sir. Well don.
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
by Bob Loblaw on Aug 24, 2010 9:48 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Pray Mantis
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 24, 2010 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
It began like any other day in Arlington...
by DrumsInTheDeep on Aug 24, 2010 9:46 PM CDT reply actions 32 recs
I'll have to build on it as we go.
This demands AT LEAST long-running graphic novel.
by DrumsInTheDeep on Aug 24, 2010 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Good idea.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Excellent....
and wrecked…
Ball....toss.....antlers....
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 24, 2010 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions
proper
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 24, 2010 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
bravo sir....
La naiba cu Monkey Rally !!!!!
- That would Romanian for F*ck the Rally Monkey....
by Captain Fubar on Aug 24, 2010 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions
RANGERRRRRRRS
Excellent game. Even better, 82 degrees!
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
by Lisa W on Aug 24, 2010 9:46 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
As smart as the Rays are...
…I do not understand sending Helickson down to settle him in as a reliever and keeping Davis in the rotation.
They are allegedly trying to monitor his IP and pitches thrown for the year,
but, heh, he’s pitching as well as anyone in baseball and they’re deadlocked with NYY. I can only figure they’re hoping to bring him back up to the roster in a week when rosters expand and then decide if they’re going to plug him back in the rotation and maybe put Davis in pen as long reliever.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 24, 2010 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Why not? September 1 isn't that far off from his last start. It's basically like he missed a start.
He’s pitching too well to ignore putting him in as a starter.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 24, 2010 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Why demote him to the bullpen of your A- ball team only to bring him back up to start?
That’s a move that indicates their mind is already made up as to where he ends up.
I don't think where he's getting sent is particularly relevant to that,
but I did just read Maddon said he’s a strong candidate to come back up for either expanded or playoff roster out of the pen. Says they are watching his # of pitches like they did in ’08 w/David Price. I guess it makes sense, considering they can go with Price, Niemann, Garza, and either Shields/Davis in a playoff rotation.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 24, 2010 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Maybe as an elite...
arm for the playoffs coming out of the pen assuming they don’t need a fourth starter much and to manage his innings.
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 24, 2010 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions
i believe in the power of the mantis
so my girlfriend and i just watched a bunch of mantis videos on youtube
i didn’t realize they were so smart
Welcome to Texas Twinkies!
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
by boomer1 on Aug 24, 2010 9:49 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
30
Sometimes I press CTRL+F and type in "Josey Wales" just to see if he made a stupid statement.
by Pith on Aug 24, 2010 9:50 PM CDT reply actions 20 recs
Holy fuck
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 24, 2010 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions
this should be on the front page in the upper corner
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 24, 2010 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
this is straight cash, homey.
by dolphinpuncher on Aug 24, 2010 9:59 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Not bad...
but the mantis needs a Rangers jersey or at least a hat.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Those sunglasses guys are the biggest douches ever.
The guy who gave the ball to his girlfriend shoulda honked her boob. Woulda been worth it.
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
by Bob Loblaw on Aug 24, 2010 9:51 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
catch a foul ball, get a free boob grab
"Jurick Profar is tired of practice!! I wanna play I wanna play….waiting for march 12 to go to spring training! to kill some pichers:D:D I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!" - Jurickson Profar
Chuck Morgan is a genius!!
"Jurick Profar is tired of practice!! I wanna play I wanna play….waiting for march 12 to go to spring training! to kill some pichers:D:D I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!" - Jurickson Profar
by chrisR on Aug 24, 2010 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rec this post if you were going to be okay with winning two against the Twins through four games.
Let alone two.
by philkid3 on Aug 24, 2010 9:52 PM CDT reply actions 15 recs
I have...
Flagpole Sitta stuck in my head now.
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 24, 2010 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I’m not sick, but I’m not weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllllllllll
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
I miss the Edge being on 94.5 fm
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by IrishP1 on Aug 24, 2010 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Oh man.
Those were the days.
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by Brandon Worley on Aug 24, 2010 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions
I still have a coffeee cup
with that logo
by lost in space on Aug 24, 2010 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions
I still have 5 of the "Tales From The Edge" Cd's
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Heh..
I could never pick it up..
"There's really no way of knowing... Sometimes when I see their big eyes looking up from my lap I think, that's definitely a homeless guy in a fur coat." Betty White on SNL
by Pocket Ninja on Aug 24, 2010 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Word
It was smack between 94.1 and 94.9, both high-powered stations. Moving to 102.1, I could actually hear the dang thing without static overlay on my Alice in Chains.
We need to develop the technology to reanimate the corpse of Kenesaw Mountain Landis and install him as commissioner again. He wouldn't put up with this crap.
by RadicalBender on Aug 24, 2010 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions
I was pissed when the pussified Edge took over 94.5
from my beloved Z-Rock.
"It’s Advil and beef in the Texas Rangers, you yankee bastard."
- Nolan Ryan
Whoa, that's a flashback
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
I remember the skinny multi-colored bumper stickers
I loooooved the Edge. Then they started sucking.
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Yeah, back when it was actually worth a shit.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Whats funny is the website still comes up as 94.5
Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
Triple Shot Thursdays
on Q102 with Alice in chains or STP pure greatness
by CHRISTASTIC on Aug 25, 2010 11:30 AM CDT up reply actions
I just played the whole song in my head and Spice Girls started.
That must have been the next track on the album.
Yup. Nostalgia ahead!
1. “Together Again” Janet 5:01
2. “As Long as You Love Me” Backstreet Boys 3:32
3. “The Way” Fastball 4:16
4. “Flagpole Sitta” Harvey Danger 3:35
5. “Say You’ll Be There” Spice Girls 3:56
6. “All My Life” K-Ci & JoJo 5:31
7. “Never Ever” (Single Edit) All Saints 4:46
8. “If You Could Only See” Tonic 4:21
9. “Mmmbop” Hanson 4:27
10. “Zoot Suit Riot” Cherry Poppin’ Daddies 3:53
11. “Shorty (You Keep Playin’ with My Mind)” Imajin 4:54
12. “Anytime” Brian McKnight 4:31
13. “Barbie Girl” Aqua 3:16
14. “Karma Police” Radiohead 4:30
15. “I Will Buy You a New Life” Everclear 3:58
16. “Fly Away” Lenny Kravitz 3:41
17. “Sex & Candy” Marcy Playground 2:52
K-Ci and JoJo
Great stuff. Man, that’s some nostalgic shit right there.
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by Brandon Worley on Aug 24, 2010 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions
That album was what introduced me to Everclear.
From there, they became my favorite band for a long time. When I met my soon-to-be-fiance, the first thing we had to talk about came from her saying Everclear was her favorite band.
So, in a way, I owe Now That’s What I Call Music! for the happiest part of my life!
That's what is so great about music.
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by Brandon Worley on Aug 24, 2010 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions
I still love those slow jamz/quiet storm shit.
Ever see the SNL Tim Meadows skit where he’s the quiet storm DJ? Pretty hiliarous.
Keith Sweat, ftw!
The brothers call him “The Whiner”
Very appropriate.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 25, 2010 8:08 AM CDT up reply actions
Fastball!
I still have a CD of them lying around somewhere. Right next to Ben Folds Five and Presidents of the United States of America CDs.
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 24, 2010 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Ben Folds has been my favorite active musician for about five years now...
that probably explains a lot of things about me.
by DrumsInTheDeep on Aug 24, 2010 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Saw Ben Folds at House of Blues this summer
Ridiculously great show.
by Jose Cardenal on Aug 24, 2010 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm packing to get ready to move
And found my old CD albums. I have LITERALLY near a 1000 CDs. I’m also pretty sure not one was released after 2002.
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by Brandon Worley on Aug 24, 2010 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions
LOOK OUT !!!!!
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 25, 2010 8:09 AM CDT up reply actions
The Presidents of the United States of America
recorded some songs with Sir Mix-Alot as a band called Subset. They didn’t release an album, but there were some bootlegged tracks out there on the internets. POTUS + Sir Mix-Alot = Awesome!
Superman wears Josh Hamilton pajamas.
Hanson: Biggest independent recording artists in history.
"What IS your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery?"
Paranoia Paranoia Everybody's Comin' to Get Me...
You say you never met me…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 24, 2010 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions
They cut off my legs now I'm an amputee god damn you
"There's really no way of knowing... Sometimes when I see their big eyes looking up from my lap I think, that's definitely a homeless guy in a fur coat." Betty White on SNL
by Pocket Ninja on Aug 24, 2010 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm not sick but I'm not well...
One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....
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by Brandon Worley on Aug 24, 2010 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Cause I'm in heeellllllllllllllllll
One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....
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by Brandon Worley on Aug 24, 2010 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions
The Cretins cloning and feeding....
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
put me in the hospital for nerves and then they had to commit me.
One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....
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by Brandon Worley on Aug 24, 2010 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Wait.
We did a circle.
One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....
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by Brandon Worley on Aug 24, 2010 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions
someone fucked up earlier....
Sec339 – that one is one you
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Fucking beer
"There's really no way of knowing... Sometimes when I see their big eyes looking up from my lap I think, that's definitely a homeless guy in a fur coat." Betty White on SNL
by Pocket Ninja on Aug 24, 2010 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions
rec'd for the sole purpose of Feliz pulling yet another triple dip.
thank god for no jetstream….
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
I thought no way tonight.
Damn and I had to miss going!
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
Just got home from the Rangers, the Twins, and the flying dutchman who caught a pole....
what a great night for free tix.
Pics to come soon. Very soon.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
You drive fast.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 24, 2010 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions
yes, yes I do!!!!!
do you really think I drove?
Ha!
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Evan Longoria just hit one to the moon
5-1 Rays over LAAAA
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
They are done!!
Mantis eats Rally Monkey for breakfast!
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
by Texfan1996 on Aug 24, 2010 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
It would be gross,
but I would still watch.
by lost in space on Aug 24, 2010 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Hell I would pay to watch.
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
This is a fantastic idea for a picture/gif.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Did I hear right?
Did he just say “leading candidate for manager of the Year”?
"Jurick Profar is tired of practice!! I wanna play I wanna play….waiting for march 12 to go to spring training! to kill some pichers:D:D I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!" - Jurickson Profar
The F stand for.....
FUCK RIGHT, I’M THE MUHTAPHUCKIN M.O.Y.!!!!
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
'03 Fat Boy Anniversary Edition
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Cool. Gotta a friend with a Cross Bones and some loud ass pipes.
He loves to roll through apartment complexes setting off car alarms.
Pipes Save Lives.....
so they say.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Doesn't Ron Gardenhire...
get it every year by default because he’s a garden gnome come to life leading white men to baseball pennants?
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 24, 2010 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Did I just hear right?
“Goodbye to Spider Arias”?!
I must be dreaming!!!!
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
TOO MANY GOOD THINGS AT ONCE!
The Mantis is indeed a benevolent master.
by DrumsInTheDeep on Aug 24, 2010 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions
The Mantis is all knowing and seeing.
he has chosen OUR Texas Rangers in our time of need upon which to bestow his amazing powers of victory!! All opponents must tremble before him!!
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
I just watched a Mantis eat a McGriddle.
It then began to rain inside my house, and I shat out an entire Brio train set.
"It’s Advil and beef in the Texas Rangers, you yankee bastard."
- Nolan Ryan
by Flynnyrd on Aug 25, 2010 8:51 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Rec'd for use of Brio.
Those things were the shit when I was four.
Mantis eats Spider
"Jurick Profar is tired of practice!! I wanna play I wanna play….waiting for march 12 to go to spring training! to kill some pichers:D:D I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!" - Jurickson Profar
by chrisR on Aug 24, 2010 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
Wrecked!!!
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 24, 2010 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
damn
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 24, 2010 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Poor Optimus.....
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by IrishP1 on Aug 24, 2010 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
when I see stuff like that
all I can think of is how long the report would be. That one is probably close to triple digits. Ugh…and measuring out all the Initial Points of Impact and the diagrams…..I would seriously consider resigning right there roadside..
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
It would be like the end of Hot Fuzz.
by DrumsInTheDeep on Aug 24, 2010 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions
There's a massive town-wide shootout with much destruction,
and then they have to fill out all of the paperwork.
by DrumsInTheDeep on Aug 24, 2010 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions
hahahahaha
that sounds funny….that’s how it is. A giant cluster happens and your adrenaline is going and then it hits you….gotta find a pen and start writing.
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
Dude.
You’re a policeman. You have to watch Hot Fuzz.
It’s like..10 bucks on blu ray on amazon right now. Just got mine.
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by Brandon Worley on Aug 24, 2010 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions
I'll get to it
but the list is long. Starting with “The Goonies.”
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
No...
this should be at the top. Seriously.
by DrumsInTheDeep on Aug 24, 2010 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes.
Do not come back to LSB until you have watched it.
by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 24, 2010 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions
then i'll just have to sit in my silent living room sipping my cocktai
and thinking about mantises.
Fine….I wil push “Hot Fuzz” to the top of the list. But if it sucks, I’m coming for you.
“Stepbrothers” falls to 2nd.
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
You won't regret it.
Incredible flick. A modern classic.
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by Brandon Worley on Aug 24, 2010 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Like most other movies, they aren't nearly as good once you're older.
I’m really scared to watch Neverending Story again. It’s easily been 20 years.
by lost in space on Aug 25, 2010 1:18 AM CDT up reply actions
Best movie ever?
Ice Pirates….not really even close.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 25, 2010 8:10 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Space Herpes
Godwin's Law Version 2.0 (Rangers Edition)
"As a Ranger discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Danks, Volquez, or Young approaches one."
by LBBRangerFan on Aug 25, 2010 9:14 AM CDT up reply actions
This is related to our interests:
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 24, 2010 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
one on the right looks like Span
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
"Jurick Profar is tired of practice!! I wanna play I wanna play….waiting for march 12 to go to spring training! to kill some pichers:D:D I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!" - Jurickson Profar
Subject line..
dumbass.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 24, 2010 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Where the hell did we get an actual honest to god hitting first baseman!!?!?!?!?!?
From our minor league system?!?! Really?!?!? Impossible! We must trade or an over the hill Mike Lowell immediately!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????????!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
?!!!!!!!?!!?!?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!???!
.
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
I bet Mike wanted the pie in the face, he looked sad.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 24, 2010 10:01 PM CDT reply actions
Errors = less pie
it’s math, and it’s simple.
"There's really no way of knowing... Sometimes when I see their big eyes looking up from my lap I think, that's definitely a homeless guy in a fur coat." Betty White on SNL
by Pocket Ninja on Aug 24, 2010 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes, the Blue Light Special was fucking EPIC tonight!!!!
IT was mass hysteria!!!!
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Oh my God
was that hilarious or what? We were in the upper deck and had a GREAT view of people STREAMING out of the seats for that!
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
nope, not at all....
when they announced it, all hell broke loose. No joke.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
So is it the 5th inning of every game now?
by lost in space on Aug 24, 2010 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't know.
They didn’t say from here on out or anything like that, but for a night game that drew 20K, school starting, and it being the Twins – it was the perfect opp for Chuck to do it. We were joking about tomorrow that if he did it, does that mean Hot Dogs will be .50 for one inning? I hope he pulls a beer special, personally.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
No way Chuck does that.
But I could see him doing for one inning – half price or something close to that.
If beer was even $5 for an inning, everyone would go nuts….
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
They did it last night in the 6th inning and it wasn't dollar hot dogs...
It was an extra dollar off drinks or something. Can’t remember exactly. Tonight, though, people were leaving in DROVES as soon as Chuck announced dollar hot dogs.
Sheepers!
"Jurick Profar is tired of practice!! I wanna play I wanna play….waiting for march 12 to go to spring training! to kill some pichers:D:D I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!" - Jurickson Profar
by chrisR on Aug 24, 2010 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
X
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
by TXHC on Aug 24, 2010 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
sliding harness, perhaps?
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
At this point
it looks like you’re just rooting for him to fail.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
I was listening when that happened....it was baaaaad even by
Barnett standards.
He also kicked the Moreland/Molina play at the plate.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
by Josey Wales on Aug 24, 2010 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm taking this to the next Rangers game in Oakland I go to...
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 24, 2010 10:06 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
finger up the butt.
what’s the equivalent of the shocker on a female mantis?
Ha!
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Biting the head off?
"Hell's frozen over, Pigs are flying! The Saints have won the Super Bowl"
Shreveport Captains in LSB H2H Fantasy League
they do that anyways....
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Well...what can top that?
"Hell's frozen over, Pigs are flying! The Saints have won the Super Bowl"
Shreveport Captains in LSB H2H Fantasy League
shove the head up his arse?
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
For the sept games
I’ll buy two and drive from Chico to see the Rangers, if there is a dedicated section.
Best 7 bucks you ever spent
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
Who would have thought
that there would be this many pictures of Mantis available? Wait. Whats the plural for more than one Mantis?
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
I've had the opportunity to look it up for accuracy in a conversation.
Probably shouldn’t say any more.
mantes, mantises, or mantids are all acceptable
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
OT: New Sufjan Stevens EP
is very good.
"What IS your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery?"
I listened to the samples,
but since the tracks are all about ten minutes long I don’t know why I bothered.
by DrumsInTheDeep on Aug 24, 2010 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions
I love Illinois. What LP would you recommend for me to buy next?
Well then... I would like to see this Jeff Sullivan pornagraphy.
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 11, 2010 10:35 PM PDT
by Feliz es bueno on Aug 24, 2010 10:30 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
The Avalanche (which is really Illinois B-Sides)
MIchigan is good, too. Then his Christmas stuff.
by DrumsInTheDeep on Aug 24, 2010 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions
This. I love Michigan moreso, but you can't go wrong with any Sufjan.
"What IS your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery?"
Did 30 ever look more gorgeous?
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by IrishP1 on Aug 24, 2010 10:20 PM CDT reply actions 4 recs
Greatness.
And yeah, I was pretty damn happy when Face got the clutch gamewinner in the 7th.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
by Josey Wales on Aug 24, 2010 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm pretty sure we were all very, very happy with that
We don’t all hate Face. We just hold him to a higher standard because he is The Face.
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
A pitcher with eye black looks strange
"Hell's frozen over, Pigs are flying! The Saints have won the Super Bowl"
Shreveport Captains in LSB H2H Fantasy League
Think he had 4 no-hitters in The Show by the time that
cover shot was published.
Throw 4 no-hitters in The Show and you can wear a fucking arrow thru your cap a la Steve Martin.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
by Josey Wales on Aug 24, 2010 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions
solid visual
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 24, 2010 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions
The Mantis....
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
by laxtonto on Aug 24, 2010 10:21 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Mantis shows no mercy.....
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Too Many Puppies!
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 24, 2010 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah, don't let AJM see this.
ha!
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
With guns in their hands
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
took long enough...
Primus, ftw.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 25, 2010 8:59 AM CDT up reply actions
I gotcha brother, it just took a while getting to it. Primus rules my face.
Going to see Ween Friday, you a fan?
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
used to see them a bit back in the day, havent listened to them in 4ever....where're they playing?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 25, 2010 9:03 AM CDT up reply actions
House of Blues
I saw a couple years ago at Bonnaroo, too. Frickin stoked.
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
cool, be safe
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 25, 2010 9:35 AM CDT up reply actions
Wear a connie!
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Astros and Phillies in the 14th
Which would of been more interesting after rosters expanded
"Hell's frozen over, Pigs are flying! The Saints have won the Super Bowl"
Shreveport Captains in LSB H2H Fantasy League
Rangers new sleeve patch
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
by boomer1 on Aug 24, 2010 10:23 PM CDT reply actions 7 recs
someone here
maybe eclou, needs to explain to the team what the deal is with The Mantis Overlord. I think they’d probably get a kick out of it, considering how much they appear to like funny bits and memes.
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
I can take it to Chucks fb page
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
Please do it.
Maybe just link this thread.
by DrumsInTheDeep on Aug 24, 2010 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Tell Chuck MOrgan, maybe he'll put a digi-mantis on the vid screen during Suite Night....
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 24, 2010 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions
If that happens
I will never stop kicking myself for not going
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
I really wish all police officers were like you
by lost in space on Aug 24, 2010 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions
haha
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 24, 2010 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions
This is the first I've heard of your actual occupation.
I just assumed you were another lawyer based on your name.
by DrumsInTheDeep on Aug 24, 2010 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Indeed
protector of humans and worshipper of Our Mantis Overlord.
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
by Bob Loblaw on Aug 24, 2010 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
thank you
I can be kind of a dick…but I try to be reasonable most of the time.
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
I just feel like they should be made aware...maybe we could get a BGL Twitter Mantis shoutout or something akin to that
and it would take on a life of its own…especially if The Mantis Streak™ went on for a while….
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
Is it possible to friend the Mantis on FB?
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
Im in
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
Look in to my eyes.....
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
and beg for mercy or a quick death!
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
Buahahahahaha!!!!!
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Check the Gambian Spotted-Eye Flower Mantids
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62SNftpLBu0&feature=player_embedded#at=16
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 24, 2010 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions
it's also referred to as a "Mantid"
what does this mean??!?!?!!!???!!
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 24, 2010 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions
At first I thought this was going to be a forum devoted to AJM, and I was really impressed
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
I bet those cats know how to party.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 24, 2010 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions
I have learned so much about these little creatures
in such little time.
by lost in space on Aug 24, 2010 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Some yankee fuck shat on my post
He looks like a regular there, but I still reported him to the moderator :-)
"Umm....Introduction Forum"
Yeah, like we’re planning to fucking stay. Bwa ha ha ha ha
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 25, 2010 12:10 AM CDT up reply actions
That site just received more hits in the last hour
then it has in the past 6 months.
by lost in space on Aug 25, 2010 12:12 AM CDT up reply actions
No offense, Praise Mantis...
But I would shove wet toilet paper down my throat if I ever dedicated 1 post to discussing Mantis’.
Good god. I would Frito Pie myself to death.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 25, 2010 12:12 AM CDT up reply actions
On a Mantis message board is what I mean..
And alter my sig to show what Pet Mantis’ I own.
Holy loser Batman.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 25, 2010 12:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I'll turn in my Legit Badge if I ever stumble upon owning..
various species of Mantis.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 25, 2010 12:16 AM CDT up reply actions
They took it down?
Bummer, I thought my reply was funny and hoped they would get a kick out of it. Mantis owners are some serious people.
Meh.
Do you really want to fuck with me?
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
by boomer1 on Aug 24, 2010 10:29 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
We are not worthy!
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
Mantis making Rangers fans all over sleep like a baby
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
by boomer1 on Aug 24, 2010 10:32 PM CDT reply actions 4 recs
I was just looking at my DMN collection from the days we clinched
in 96, 98 and 99 and thought about how nice its going to be driving to the corner to get this years edition!
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
Nope what is going on?
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
I thought he was going to punch that ump in the nose.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 24, 2010 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Phillies are out of players...
cuz Howard threw his bat at the end of the 14th, then went a little apeshit, and got tossed
After an 0 for 7 with 5Ks
I’d be mad too. What’s after a golden sombrero?
"Hell's frozen over, Pigs are flying! The Saints have won the Super Bowl"
Shreveport Captains in LSB H2H Fantasy League
Platinum Sombrero
or Olympic Rings, if you prefer
by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 24, 2010 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Kinda OT
I think I have convinced my wife on the name for our upcoming baby. Not sure on the gender yet, but if it’s a boy……Nolan. I finally wore her down to the nub on that one. I inquired about “Elvis,” but I quickly withdrew that one before she revoked my voting privileges on it.
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
by Bob Loblaw on Aug 24, 2010 10:43 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Mantis Loblaw
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 24, 2010 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions 6 recs
man, boys are hard to name, we gots another on the way also....it's painful
congrats to you and the Mrs., Ofcr. Bob.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 24, 2010 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Duane.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
interesting.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 24, 2010 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Name one Feliz as a first name.
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
If I could square "Nolan Feliz Loblaw," that would be badass.
Or CLIFF LEE as a middle name. All caps.
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
All caps and written in Comic Sans
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
It's pretty fuckin' cool, ain't it?
For obvious reasons.
‘Dad, where’d you come up with my name?’
You’d be the coolest dad, and he’d be the coolest kid in school.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
It fits the bill....I'm kinda wantin' Holden, or Gus....Ms. Ryin A isn't diggin'
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 24, 2010 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions
I think we talked about this before.
As in Augustus from Lonesome Dove?
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
it's not the reason I picked it, it's just a point of emphasis.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 24, 2010 11:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Boo Radley A.....
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
There was a guy who was 2 years younger than me...he was boss at baseball at DHS, name was Boo Tyler.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 24, 2010 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions
*s/b older than me
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 24, 2010 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions
You kinda have to be with that name.
It’s like a boy named Sue. Hence, the genius of it.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
Gus
My fiancee suggested Gus. Also, if we decide against Gus, Elvis has received clearance as a middle name. CJ Elvis Williams, perhaps?
by DeepFriedAwesome on Aug 25, 2010 9:53 AM CDT up reply actions
Augustus man do that.
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
Just throwing it out there..but my best friend's little brother has the all time perfect Middle Name..
Alivander.
Yes, after Muhammed Ali and Evander Holyfield. Greatness.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 24, 2010 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions
When are you due?
We’re due in March, and I’ve also convinced Mrs. PADMY to go for Nolan if it’s a boy.
by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 24, 2010 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Holy crap.
March 18.
internet high five?
by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 24, 2010 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
It was probably the mailman.
I don’t believe you can pull that off.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 24, 2010 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions
good point
come to think of it….I WAS OUT OF TOWN THAT DAY!
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
I wasn't.
/wink.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 24, 2010 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm sorry, do you have something in your eye?
by DrumsInTheDeep on Aug 24, 2010 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
thinking the medicine bottle was winking at her
such genius.
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
March 30th over here.
Nolan hadn’t occurred to me, but we HAVE discussed Joshua…
by DrumsInTheDeep on Aug 24, 2010 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions
OT
It’s a damn shame if you haven’t been listened to the Black Keys latest album release, Brothers.
My faith in modern rock is somewhat restored.
Fuck Arias
by hornedfrogs45 on Aug 24, 2010 10:44 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Finally, you say something that makes sense.
Good album.
"What IS your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery?"
Agreed, it's really started to stick,
are you going to the show on Sept 23?
by lost in space on Aug 24, 2010 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Supepages
The Whigs, Keys and….Kings of Leon (not very excited about that). Still should be a damn good show.
by lost in space on Aug 24, 2010 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions
best CD
I have listened to in a while. If you haven’t listened to a band called Clutch, I suggest you do it immediately
Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules
by AndrusImpersonator on Aug 24, 2010 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions
I dig Clutch.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 24, 2010 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions
I have not
and plan to do so later.
Didn’t you just have surgery like 2 hours ago?
by lost in space on Aug 24, 2010 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions
I haven't gotten into them yet.
Where should I start?
by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 24, 2010 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions
You guys are opening my eyes to new music each day.
For which I am eternally grateful.
Arcade Fire.
Nightwish.
Belle and Sebastian.
Black Keys.
Any others?
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by Brandon Worley on Aug 24, 2010 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions
I've been loving me some Broken Bells lately,
Temper Trap and The XX.
by lost in space on Aug 24, 2010 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions
I've really been...
digging Broken Bells lately.
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 24, 2010 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Sleigh Bells.
All about Sleigh Bells.
"What IS your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery?"
"Crown on the Ground" will pump through my head
at random intervals.
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
I'd like to reserve judgment with Sleigh Bells.
EP was great, Treats was the EP + Riot Rhythm + a bag of shit.
I loved it.
Heard mixed reviews about their live show though
"What IS your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery?"
If you've never heard Interpol...
You should listen to Turn On The Bright Lights.
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 24, 2010 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions
So dark...
I can hear his voice miles away.
by lost in space on Aug 24, 2010 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions
I might even like Antics more...
but good god damn, I love TOTBL.
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 24, 2010 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions
TOTBL
the organs….I really love that sound man.
by lost in space on Aug 24, 2010 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions
if it's an organ of the Hammond B3 variety I wanna hear this band....
Nothing better than a Hammond…haunting, yet funky.
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by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 24, 2010 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Is it just me or there's this weird trend
with some indie/alt rock bands, who tend to produce an amazing, amazing debut or even two, then just slip off into mediocrity? Interpol, bloc Party, even more off-center circumstances like, say, the Strokes?
Or is it just natural regression?
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
The Strokes
Good example.
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by Brandon Worley on Aug 24, 2010 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions
I'd even try and put Weezer there...
but I blame critics and Rivers getting happy as the reasons.
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
I thought the third Strokes album was largely terrific,
but then they broke up and saved themselves the trouble of getting bad.
by DrumsInTheDeep on Aug 24, 2010 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions
It was a good album.
They just too long to get stuff released.
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
We'll have to see with Interpol...
with this album coming up if they’ve officially fallen into mediocrity. While Our Love To Admire wasn’t their best, it still wasn’t bad. And Antics might even be a better album than TOTBL. You should listen to one of their b-side songs from OLTA called Mind Over Time. It’s awesome. They always seem to have an awesome b-side that they don’t release. The Specialist off TOTBL, Song Seven off of Antics, Mind Over Time off of OLTA.
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 24, 2010 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Seriously...
Song Seven is fucking fantastic.
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 24, 2010 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Interpol
And Antics might even be a better album than TOTBL.
Oh my god I disagree with this so hard.
It depends on my mood...
but Not Even Jail might be as good as anything they’ve ever done. TOTBL still owns my heart, though.
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 24, 2010 11:32 PM CDT up reply actions
October 2002 was an awesome month.
Popped out a couple of my favorite albums of the 2000’s in () and TOTBL.
I turned 20 that month...
I thought music was going to be good again.
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 24, 2010 11:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Rock n Roll is dead........
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
I thought that...
when I was 20. I’ve learned to pick out my favorites and stick with them.
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 24, 2010 11:43 PM CDT up reply actions
At the risk of playing the "Hipster" card
I’ve really gotten into Vampire Weekend lately.
Also, Ray Lamontagne’s new album is a thing of beauty.
by DrumsInTheDeep on Aug 24, 2010 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't really see Vampie Weekend as a hipster type
Their stuff is just so catchy…
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
They are quite hipster.
I’ve got some stupid hipster friends who love them.
They are quite catchy though.
"What IS your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery?"
Catchy is a good word...
I’ve just never found anything that really sticks to me.
by lost in space on Aug 24, 2010 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't know whether I should embrace just being a hipster
My music tastes delve into that realm…but then I flatly deny it by poiting out I listen to Bloodhound Gang and Avril Lavigne’s first two albums/
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
What albums by Arcade Fire are best?
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by Brandon Worley on Aug 24, 2010 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions
All of them are great...
Funeral is still my favorite.
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 24, 2010 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Three fantastic songs
and everything else is pretty good.
Neon Bible is sort of a polarizing album.
I’ve soured a little on The Suburbs, compared to when it was released, because I felt it was a little too long, but overall it’s a really good album.
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
Thanks.
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by Brandon Worley on Aug 24, 2010 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions
You're better off with Stevie Wonder.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
Blasphemy.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
Nothing wrong with Stevie...
but I don’t know that he’d be better off.
One thing doesn’t have to be better than another thing.
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 24, 2010 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions
I know, I'm just repping the Man.
It’s all subjective.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
hipsters are associated with being the douches that liked things before everyone else did
there are even lonestarball hipsters. I talk about this site and they say “oh yea i read that site 4 years ago when no one knew what it was.”
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
they played a fun set at Bonnaroo a couple years ago.
i"ll probably be at their show with Beach House
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
Twins got blue light specialed tonight.
You should’ve seen the crowds head to the concourse! Never seen anything like that before!!
Oswalt just caught a flyball in left field.
This is….odd.
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by Brandon Worley on Aug 24, 2010 10:47 PM CDT reply actions
WTF?
Oswalt playing LF
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
Ok..
I can’t figure out who you used to be. It’s driving me crazy.
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by Brandon Worley on Aug 24, 2010 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions
DAMMIT
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by Brandon Worley on Aug 24, 2010 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions
PADMY is an old poster?
Is SaltyGoesYard still posting under that philkidIsMyHero name?
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
I'm pretty certain PADMY
Used to post under a less than anonymous name.
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by Brandon Worley on Aug 24, 2010 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm confused as well.
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
No he posted the other night
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
He posted as well.
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
I'm surprised nobody has mentioned the Newberg-Texas_Dawg Twitter slapfight going on right now.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
Link please?
"Hell's frozen over, Pigs are flying! The Saints have won the Super Bowl"
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I'll do you one better.
This was Newberg’s first tweet:
That’s a fun win. I’d like to petition someone to go ahead and give Colby the win. He wasn’t at his best but did enough.
Texas_Dawg’s (mdunlap1) response:
WPA: Oliver (.334), Feliz (.175), O’Day (.028), Lewis (-.169). Give the W to Oliver.
Newberg’s response to that:
Yah, what was I thinking? WPA!
T_D’s next:
You just not interested in learning better stats. Go figure.
And the last one so far by Newberg:
I really hope you enjoy watching baseball games.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 24, 2010 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions
SSS
Classic Newberg
"Hell's frozen over, Pigs are flying! The Saints have won the Super Bowl"
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methinks Texas_Dawg doesn't know how WPA works
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Methink Texas_Dawg is a dipshit.
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
by RangersSD on Aug 24, 2010 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
He trolled all over a post at fangraphs...
http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/whats-in-store-for-texas-rangers-auction/
Not sure if he was right/wrong, but definitely trolling
Almost nothing he says is correct in that post.
Maury ripped him a new asshole and rightly so.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 24, 2010 11:25 PM CDT up reply actions
here's what was so great about Twitter tonight
KinslerHomer didn’t tweet anything tonight.
then again, when a game isn’t going on, all he does is retweet other people’s stuff. man doesn’t have a original thought in his head.
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by DallasHusker on Aug 24, 2010 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Sure he does.
(insert whichever player just did something or failed to do something) fail.
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by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 24, 2010 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions
we all know
if Borbon failed on that catch in the 9th, or if Feliz let the game be tied, he would have just jumped on (moms) computer and railed.
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by DallasHusker on Aug 24, 2010 11:25 PM CDT up reply actions
You are all right man, you are all right.
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
x
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 24, 2010 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Flagged
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
they may be the same person
who freakin knows.
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by DallasHusker on Aug 24, 2010 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't and may never....
and I’m completely okay with that.
by lost in space on Aug 24, 2010 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Anyone playing COD MW2 on XBOX
seriousdan8, let’s play.
"What IS your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery?"
Damn, I would play but I'll be up all night.
Friend me though, same name as on here.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Just sent a request...
I’ll play later though.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
I would join up tonight....
If I didn’t have this work thing to do in the morning
Seriously, we need to gather everyone’s xbox name and do an lsb night or somthing
Matt (Denver, CO): Congratulations, I heard you won a gold glove!
Klaw (1:18 PM) : Thanks, I had a great year at the plate!
I think Jason Heyward is ready to be promoted to the AL. He’s mastered the NL - Matthew Carruth
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I am all about that. Let's pick a postgame soon and go nuts on folks.
"What IS your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery?"
Just add me people
Snake1057
Just make sure to send me a message as well so I know who you are
Matt (Denver, CO): Congratulations, I heard you won a gold glove!
Klaw (1:18 PM) : Thanks, I had a great year at the plate!
I think Jason Heyward is ready to be promoted to the AL. He’s mastered the NL - Matthew Carruth
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Phillies announcers..
“It just didn’t sound like a home run.”
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by Brandon Worley on Aug 24, 2010 10:54 PM CDT reply actions
Oh well then by all means, call him back out to the plate and take the run off the board.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 24, 2010 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Is this the new "He looked great in batting practice!",
or the new “I’m in the best shape of my life”?
by DrumsInTheDeep on Aug 24, 2010 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions
I see you drivin round town with the girl I love and I'm like,
“Fuck you”…
Ooo, ooo, ooooooo!
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by Brandon Worley on Aug 24, 2010 10:59 PM CDT reply actions
Is this really a song?
I can’t figure it out.
by lost in space on Aug 24, 2010 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes
And very funny at that
"Hell's frozen over, Pigs are flying! The Saints have won the Super Bowl"
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Yeah.
It’s an actual song that’s going to be on an actual album.
Written and performed by the artist that brought us “Pimps don’t cry.”
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by Brandon Worley on Aug 24, 2010 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions
and Gnarls Barkley - Crazy
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
It's addicting, isn't it BW?
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Can't get it out of my head.
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by Brandon Worley on Aug 24, 2010 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions
funniest stuff in awhile
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 24, 2010 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Short of the Rays imploding late in the game
LA is about to be 10 back. Down to a 2 horse race but even that is almost over.
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
We miss Trevor Cahill this weekend, too.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 24, 2010 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm ready to bury Oakland this weekend as well.
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
wasn't it a 2 horse race
when the Angels put about 5 players on the waiver wire today?
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by DallasHusker on Aug 24, 2010 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions
I did not hear.
who hit the wire?
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
amongst others
Napoli, Abreu.. can’t remember them all off hand right away.
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by DallasHusker on Aug 24, 2010 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah.
I would call that tossing in the towel.
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
Just uttered on Sportscenter....
“Wednesday Night Baseball – The Rangers look for the sweep of the Twins”
Fucking morons…..
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
True
They could be claiming that Cliff Lee is throwing his games.
by DrumsInTheDeep on Aug 24, 2010 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions 7 recs
does nobody use editors anymore?
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Aug 24, 2010 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
They can be a little slow as they are used to talking Cowboys in August.
But I will take a sweep!
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
ESPN employs Colin Cowherd
they can’t be bright.
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by DallasHusker on Aug 24, 2010 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Hey lostinspace
here’s you link.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
I've seen it before,
I just can’t figure out if it’s real or a farce
by lost in space on Aug 24, 2010 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Cee-Lo
Is a legitimate artist.
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by Brandon Worley on Aug 24, 2010 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions
I had not really heard of him before
I knew he made that one song that blew up with Danger Mouse…I feel like I should be listening to him more instead of Third Eye Blind and John Mayer.
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
Ha ha.
Yes, you should.
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by Brandon Worley on Aug 24, 2010 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions
I just don't get THAT into music
so I don’t know what’s great that’s out there. I still listen to the same shit on my iPod that’s been on there forever. I can’t tell you when the last time I bought an album was. Maybe The Who’s Greatest Hits about 4 months ago. I usually only listen to music when i’m running or doing yard work.
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
Indeed, I used to love hip hop.
Very familiar with his stuff from Goodie Mob. He was on numerous Outkast songs back in the day too.
by lost in space on Aug 24, 2010 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions
LSB flexing its muscles
Mantes haven’t been this popular since mid 09: http://www.google.com/trends?q=praying+mantis
by booyakasha on Aug 24, 2010 11:03 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Gonna ride mantis mania
into the World Series!
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
To the Playoffs and BEYOND!!!!
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
by boomer1 on Aug 24, 2010 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions 9 recs
Thats worthy!!
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
Hurler hurley
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
Thanks
Pic was a little big though
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
Crazy mantis
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OT: for anyone into South African rap
this band ain’t too bad. Die Antwoord
Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules
by AndrusImpersonator on Aug 24, 2010 11:04 PM CDT reply actions
Hold up.
What? That is so painful it’s unintentionally hilarious.
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by Brandon Worley on Aug 24, 2010 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions
thats what
I thought at first. Then it grew on me
Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules
by AndrusImpersonator on Aug 24, 2010 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions
The chick creeps me out.
Like a character from The Hills Have Eyes
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by Brandon Worley on Aug 24, 2010 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions
thats what
I thought at first. Then she grew on me
Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules
by AndrusImpersonator on Aug 24, 2010 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Youtube sensation.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
AHHHHHHH!
"Hell's frozen over, Pigs are flying! The Saints have won the Super Bowl"
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is that a Tony Gonzales jersey?
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
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well done
that was going to be my joke.
Man…he is really making it go clockwise, huh?
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
hahaha
that vid is hilarious
Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules
by AndrusImpersonator on Aug 24, 2010 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions
i'm going to do this for my 3 year anniversary coming up
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
you should do the helicopter.....
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
I just lost all desire
to ever listen to Dark Side Of The Moon ever again…
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
balderdash
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 24, 2010 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Get a record player,
you will soon change your mind.
by lost in space on Aug 24, 2010 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions
I have my Dads old one.
I just need to buy a new needle.
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
I got one for Xmas this past year...
the best present easily in the last 15 years.
by lost in space on Aug 24, 2010 11:26 PM CDT up reply actions
I still have so much vinyl.
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
The player is probably very novice, but it does the job.
I can even close the lead and carry it around. Its portable!!
If you have any old records that you need to get off your hands let me know.
by lost in space on Aug 24, 2010 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions
I'll keep it in mind.
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
I'd rather have the "Animals" cover for my boxers
to do the helicopter in…better album.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
by Josey Wales on Aug 24, 2010 11:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Awful.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 24, 2010 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions
OT-Texas Country fans.
The new Randy Rogers Band CD, Burning the Day. It is their best album to date.
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"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
#1 on Itunes already.
Awesome.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
I didn't think it could top the self-titled album,
but it has. I’m pumped about the new Ryan Bingham and Aaron Watson cd’s coming out in October.
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
Aaron Watson is my favorite Texas country artist...
I’m pumped for that as well.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
College Station represent
Gig ’Em.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
He went to ACU sir
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
holy shit
Aaron Watson’s made it big? I don’t pay attention to country stuff….I had no idea that he was doing so well. I tip my cap to himi TAG -style.
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
I forgot he was your age.
Ya he’s made it big, 8 albums (2 live) and a new one coming out early October.
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
We had some mutual friends
and we drank some beer a couple of times (don’t tell Royce…he may have our diplomas revoked with that admission) but I would label him as more of an acquaintance. If we saw each other in Wal Mart, neither would probably recognize the other these days….but it’s always good when a Wildcat does well. I almost halfway don’t root for a meteor to crash into Soldier Field…..
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
Ya Money is no longer the president.
New one was inaugurated Monday, I was on staff in 2008 when Johnny, Bernard and Billy were racking up the records and stats.
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
I was in Abilene for Daniael's first year there
and I remember thinking he was the best raw athlete I had ever EVER seen. Unreal.
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
Ya scary thing is he left as a junior,
a junior at the D2 level, unreal. Sadly I wasn’t on campus to watch him play, I didn’t get here till fall 2007.
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
This is the cover from his last studio album
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
no kidding
I want old beaten up hats….
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 24, 2010 11:30 PM CDT up reply actions
KS-style is the worst...you see it at most lakes in north texas.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 24, 2010 11:44 PM CDT up reply actions
wtf is KS? TK is what I meant.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 24, 2010 11:46 PM CDT up reply actions
after I replied, I was like "wait a minute...what the hell was he talking about?"
hahahahahaha
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
Tim McGraw's hats wave hello in douchness
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
I'm sure he did.
But I do have an “Aaron Watson – The College Station Kid” T-shirt.
Just saying…..
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
correction
the honky tonk kid.
mi scuzi.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
He's a BIG Aggie fan.
He’s one of ACU more famous alumni.
Watson was born in Amarillo, Texas and attended Abilene Christian University, where he began learning guitar, after playing junior college baseball in New Mexico.[
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
I wasn't arguing.
honest.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
I know but I wanted to quote something heh
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"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
As RangersSD said, he went to ACU
The song “San Angelo” is about someone close to me.
by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 24, 2010 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions
You go to ACU?
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
SingSong, what?
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
random drunken trips to Oplin?
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Sub-T does SingSong big
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
Homecoming was when they had the big musical show, right?
I remember seeing “How to Succeed in Business” one year.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
and Singsong was in spring, correct?
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Freshman Follies is the fall.
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
ah
forgot about that. True story: after FF, an old man who I had never met came up and lectured me about the snuff can in my back pocket. It was erie…
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
definitely....
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Did you go to ACU or just know about ACU?
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
had a bunch of friends go.
had a few that played football between 97-01
took a lot of trips there while I was at A&M
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Ah makes sense.
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
had a friend or two in the Sig-Eps
before they were disbanded.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Guys or Girls club?
I have no clue, cause I got here in Fall 2007
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
guys
disbanded in 00 if memory serves correct.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
who was the ACU guys group that almost or did kill a guy
during hazing?
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
huh?
beats me.
hahahahaha…get it? BEATS me?!?!?!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
Some guy that was pledging Sub-T last year
got electrocuted towards the end of pledging
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
NO SHIT?
yikes….that’s a little different than the shit we got back in my olden 20th century days….
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
It had just rained,
they were at the baseball field and one of the wires connecting to the lights got wet and well that is that.
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
so they weren't playing Uday Hussein vs. the Iraqi Soccer Team
that’s comforting, I guess.
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
I was a sophomore at Baylor when the Pikes got kicked off
For stealing the pledges’ cars and playing destruction derby in an open field.
Seriously.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 24, 2010 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions
WOW that is stupid.
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"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
It was crazy, I have no idea how much alcohol they consumed.
There was always a rumor that my fraternity hung people on fake crosses (Christian frat) behind our frat house, but that’s retarded. There’s no way we could have gotten away with it.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 24, 2010 11:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Sigma Nu's got disbanded at TCU
when I was around. Hella parties.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
on paper, that sounds kinda funny
but when you realize it wasn’t in a movie, then it starts sounding pretty dumb.
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
Especially considering a lot of those guys came from money.
So you’re talking about playing destruction derby with $50k Tahoes, Lexuses, and one or two Hummers.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 24, 2010 11:57 PM CDT up reply actions
wow
what in the fuck is a college kid doing driving a nice car like that? ’Merikuh!
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
You have no idea.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 24, 2010 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions
ACU has a got lot of
F250s, BMW 3 Series, new body style Tahoes/Yukons, little Lexus SUV, and a few Acuras
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
it wasn't that bad in my day
but it was still kinda bad. I got a V6 F150 shortbed as a “present” my soph. year. When i graduated, I got to take over the payments…
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
I got an 06 GT Mustang this past summer,
when I graduate I take over what’s left on payments
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
nice
that’s a pretty great college present car. Great, but not TOO great. My roommate drove a guant Dodge 2500 lifted, although he never towed anything in his life.
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
Ha.
This was a long time coming, started off with the old family truckster a 1996 Ford Explorer V6.
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
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"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
Thanks!
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
I hung out with the Trojans
when I would go to ACU. My best friend was one and he would let me haze the pledges and they all thought I was an Alumni…good times
Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
i did the same thing
you know Jason Pearce, Mark & Steele, Kilton…I hung out with the trojans in the early 00’s
by CHRISTASTIC on Aug 25, 2010 11:59 AM CDT up reply actions
No shit?
Dude, this place amazes me every day.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
ACU?
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
Oplin. Ha!
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Nah, LSB.
How it seems everyone has a connection in some way…besides the Rangers. Like Aqua was in the same frat with 2 of my childhood friends at Baylor…and you guys all went to ACU, and PADMY knows who San Angelo is written about.
btw, my girlfriend went to McMurry. She doesn’t like you Wildcats.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
McM!
I used to hang out with a girl who’s brother was at McM. Those fellas could par-tay.
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
Eh not surprising, they have the south side of town and
we have the North side. We just let HSU roam on our property.
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
Hardin-Simmons...
really are the stepchildren of Abilene. When I was say 10-11 or so and we would go to Abilene to watch the Prairie Dogs play at ACU’s stadium I used to think I was at the coolest place, west of Arlington Stadium.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
didn't HSU have the strictest rules out of the three Abilene Schools?
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
I'm sure...
I know I hear some stories from McMurry and they were pretty nuts. And I know ACU is…Hardin-Simmons is Episcopalian right? or what?
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Yes Baptist.
ACU-Church of Christ
HSU-Baptist
McMurry(McDirty)-Methodist
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
No way
NO WAY. the rules at ACU were positively suffocating. They’ve loosened up a bit since I was there..but they brought such greats as: No Mixed Gender Swimming and No Alcohol PERIOD for any student or faculty member, regardless of age.
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
I remember one at ACU
you couldn’t live off campus till your SR year if memory serves correct.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
ah.
ok.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
When I got out of the dorms
I seriously went batshit crazy. That’s what they don’t realize about the rules there…they cause WAY more harm than good.
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
ACU if you are 21 can now legally drink,
not on campus.
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"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
I would expect no drinking at all from a CofC university
I mean, that’s one of the major sticking points of the denomination.
by Perfect Zero on Aug 25, 2010 8:02 AM CDT up reply actions
I can definitely understand a no booze on campus and no tolerance of under 21's boozin' it up
and eve so far as jamming you up if you get in any kind of trouble with alcohol and the law (DUI, Public Intox, etc)…but telilng a 21 year old man who lives in his own apartment that he cannot have a tasty beer is stupid.
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
San Marcos represent
for Randy. I remember seeing him play on Tuesday nights for $5 and drinking $1.75 Pearl Light at Cheatham Street. Those were the fucking days.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Saw him at the IceHouse last memorial day
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Dude, it's $7 at Best Buy.
Support the cause.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Ya it's not supposed to be over $10 if I remember right.
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"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
$7?
I haven’t bought a CD since, like, 1996… But for $7, I just might do it.
Do it, don't download it.
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"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
Hehe..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGM8PT1eAvY
"Hell's frozen over, Pigs are flying! The Saints have won the Super Bowl"
Shreveport Captains in LSB H2H Fantasy League
Weird Al is underrated now days.
I still listen to him I’ll admit.
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"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
Weird Al was the jam back in the day...
I loved Weird Al, Devo, and Talking Heads when I was a kid.
I’m surprised I made it out alive.
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 24, 2010 11:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Best Weird Al song?
Go.
by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 24, 2010 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Strangest at least
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k76IGLi6jWI&NR=1
"Hell's frozen over, Pigs are flying! The Saints have won the Super Bowl"
Shreveport Captains in LSB H2H Fantasy League
I somehow knew that would be Weasel Stomping Day
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"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
was the song made first or the RC video?
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Eat It or Fat
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
When I think Weird Al,
I think Eat It.
by lost in space on Aug 24, 2010 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Useless as JPEGs to Helen Keller
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I've always been partial to
“Smells Like Nirvana”
and
“Amish Paradise”
by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 24, 2010 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions
But my favorite would be....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2tLqN59St8&feature=related
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'I Lost on Jeopardy"
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
Albuquerque
Or Stuck in the Drive In
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by Brandon Worley on Aug 24, 2010 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Damn.
Stuck At the Drive Thru
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by Brandon Worley on Aug 24, 2010 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions
There's the site for the show....Lots of groups
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Mastodon, Suicidal Tendencies, Vailiant Thorr, DEVO, and Slick Rick
FTMFW!!!!!!
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Thats...
the day after Game 7. Celebratory Weird Al road trip?
by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 24, 2010 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Smells Like Nirvana and You don't love me anymore
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
The Night Santa Went Crazy...
duh.
But really, Dare To be Stupid
Or Amish Paradise
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 24, 2010 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Or his coup de grâce...
Albuquerque
But I stopped listening a lot by Running With Scissors.
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 24, 2010 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Same here.
That entire album was a classic. I think Albequerque is his masterpiece.
The video for Stuck At The Drive Thru is incredible.
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by Brandon Worley on Aug 24, 2010 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes...
He’s an awesome dude, as well.
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 24, 2010 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm definitely headed to Austin
To see him live in November.
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by Brandon Worley on Aug 24, 2010 11:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Stuck at the Drive Thru
there’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time.
by lost in space on Aug 24, 2010 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Aw damn.
It’s “trapped at the drive thru”.
My bad.
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by Brandon Worley on Aug 24, 2010 11:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Been looking through my Weird Al music
Totally forgot about “Ode to a Superhero.” Fantastic.
by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 24, 2010 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions
I agree.
Bought it on the way to work this morning. “Damn the Rain” is a fantastic song.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Haven't picked a favorite yet,
but Interstate, Damn the Rain, and Just Don’t Tell the Truth are my favorites so far.
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
Is it me or does it seem like the Astos play more ridiculously long extra inning games....
… than any other team in MLB?
I want to see a Roy Oswalt diving catch.
Please?
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by Brandon Worley on Aug 24, 2010 11:10 PM CDT reply actions
Oswalt walk-off home run
That would make every top 10 for the next 20 years
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Just a heads up
Buffalo Wild Wings Want free wings? Come out for the grand opening of our Frisco location on Preston Road, starting at 10 a.m. Monday 8/30—the first 100 people in the door win free wings for a year.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 24, 2010 11:13 PM CDT reply actions
They do that to every new one...
you get a coupon book…problem is people camp out if I remember correctly about the Lewisville one
sweet
i have Monday morning off. what time will they open?
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by DallasHusker on Aug 24, 2010 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Blue Light Special scoffs at this.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Jesus.................
This is actually realistic for me to do.
by lost in space on Aug 24, 2010 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions
27 Combined Ks in the game
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Games left to play would be bad
Definitely the magic number
by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 24, 2010 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions
I think I meant something different, but I'm not sure what it was.
I think I may have been thinking about games between now and the Seattle series.
OK...
so I added some stuff to “The Deadly Mantis” movie poster. Post it now or save it for after we win tomorrow?
next win
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 24, 2010 11:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Agreed.
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
Save it.
Keep the momentum going!
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
Astros setting up for a Oswalt walk-off
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Franky
I don’t care that Schep got knocked around a bit in AAA, Franky could use a break. Put him on the DL get Schep up and at least elgible for the playoffs. We will see what he’s got in September.
Borbon #4 on webgems.....
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"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Liriano is really good.
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by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 24, 2010 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions
If we win every game against the Twins except the one started by Liriano. . .
. . . that is one awesome series.
I can't wait for...
when Cliff Lee doesn’t win the game he is matched-up against Liriano but the Rangers still win three games in the series but people on the radio and the DMN blog bitch about Cliff Lee.
Oh wait, I can wait for that.
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 24, 2010 11:47 PM CDT up reply actions
I will wake up early to listen to Cowherd talk about how he is so fucking smart...
can’t wait!
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
You might only have to wait a couple of days.
I can’t wait for the talk of our “high-powered bats” tomorrow on ESPN, or the lamentations about how good we could be if we “just had some pitching.”
Not to mention the countless references to how CJ was a reliever last year and has thrown more innings this year than ever before.
You know, the good stuff.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 24, 2010 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions
if anyone can beat Duensing
it’s CJ right now.
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by DallasHusker on Aug 24, 2010 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions
One of the best post game subthreads in a while....
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Which one?
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by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 24, 2010 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions
I meant threads...not subthreads.
I’m tired. All of the subthreads are pretty good tonight…
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
If it means wins
I say roll with it!
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
I wonder what other blog communties think when they stumble upon our parts?
I may hate all of you and wish nothing but death, but deep down inside, I love you guys.
We have an awesome Internet Message Board community. heh lulz
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 25, 2010 12:28 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm going to invite you to my wedding some day...
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 25, 2010 12:28 AM CDT up reply actions
I'll fly to Oakland and bail you out of jail..
the day after the Rangers win the World Series.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 25, 2010 12:30 AM CDT up reply actions
stay the hell away from my wife!
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
"Steve, it's your wedding, you're not supposed to hit on the Brides Maid."
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 25, 2010 12:31 AM CDT up reply actions
we'll just Z through it to get to the After-party
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
by Bob Loblaw on Aug 25, 2010 12:37 AM CDT up reply actions 6 recs
How is this not green?
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
MLB.com has the probables for Minnesota switched from what it was on Monday
Duensing tomorrow, Liriano against Lee on Thursday
by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 24, 2010 11:35 PM CDT reply actions
I like that.
As good as we could expect the matchups to be at this point.
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by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 24, 2010 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Thursday's should be awesome.
Wish I could go.
by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 24, 2010 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions
thinking of going either tomorrow or thursday
only cause it’s by b-day friday and i have to work all day friday and saturday day.
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by DallasHusker on Aug 24, 2010 11:40 PM CDT up reply actions
I like our chances
BGL vs. Duensing and CLIFF LEE! against Liriano.
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
And you know Clifford won't phone it in against a team like the Twins...
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
Only think I predict for the Twins that night?
Pain.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
I read up on Mr. T on wiki the other day
a thoroughly interesting man.
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
100th episode of ATHF on.
good times.
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"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Need media player help
Used to use this great media player for music. Sorta like Winamp, but different. Think it started with the letter “c”
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by Brandon Worley on Aug 24, 2010 11:42 PM CDT reply actions
Check there
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Wow..
Not there. What the hell was I using’?
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by Brandon Worley on Aug 24, 2010 11:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Is it any of these?
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 24, 2010 11:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Yup.
Coolplayer. That’s it.
Knew it started with a C. Thanks, man
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by Brandon Worley on Aug 24, 2010 11:58 PM CDT up reply actions
VLC is the best you can use
whatever it was you were using, if you want something to play any of your video files, VLC is the way to go.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
I have VLC
But I really liked this player. I’m looking for a media player for audio. Can’t remember what the hell it was though. May have to bust out my old desktop.
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by Brandon Worley on Aug 24, 2010 11:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Just a bit outside
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Uecker is such a pimp
Remember, fans, Tuesday is Die Hard Night. Free admission for anyone who was actually alive the last time the Indians won the pennant.
Now if only Harden would get those Ricky Vaughn glasses...
cuz Borbon seems to be assuming a Willie Mays Hays role
You may run like Hayes
but you hit like shit.
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
is that a quote?
I haven’t seen the movie in a while. If so, well done on the speed of the reply
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
line during spring training.
booyakasha – Hayes played RF, so……….
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Man...
Evan Longoria is so good defensively. I wish he were a Ranger.
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 24, 2010 11:52 PM CDT reply actions
I think about that almost every time I hear his name.
Someday it will get better.
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by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 24, 2010 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Instead we have a Golem
who refuses to obey the scroll of “INCREASE YOUR RANGE” that we keep shoving in his mouth
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
But, how many can you name that you'd rather have overall?
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
Contract considered?
Most all of them.
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 24, 2010 11:57 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't think contract is fair. Just looking at the player.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
You're gonna hug him like Roger Dorn when we win it all.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
I don't think...
Michael Young is the hugging random fans type.
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 25, 2010 12:02 AM CDT up reply actions
come on now
You’re no random fan, you’re TagDontTweet
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
He seems even less likely...
to hug someone who gets up to such tomfoolery.
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 25, 2010 12:04 AM CDT up reply actions
In my dream where he gets the World Series winning single. . .
. . . he responds to Elvis sliding under the tag with a firm jaw and a slight double-fist pump.
If the Rangers actually won the title that way and had the presence of mind to do the claw. . .
. . . it would be the single greatest thing ever.
Fuck dude, I'd like to be able to fall asleep tonite.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
Maybe if you tweet something nice about him
and CJ passes it along for you
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
After a WS victory?
It’ll be the equivalent of the shy librarian in the sack.
Dude will go nuts.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
I'm pretty concerned about my own safety
when we win the WS
by kevinkinsler on Aug 25, 2010 12:19 AM CDT up reply actions
Dude, the humility.
Random fans don’t get mentioned by Josh and Tag.
And I see Gdawg beat me to the punch.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
I can't lie...
When the Rangers clinch, Michael Young will be the first thing I think about.
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 25, 2010 12:43 AM CDT up reply actions
the first thing I'll do is make sure I have a number for a taxi at 5 am
by kevinkinsler on Aug 25, 2010 12:44 AM CDT up reply actions
I'll be so excited that I'll burst blood vessels
in people sitting next to me
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
You'd better. We'll all be watching.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
quick list
ARod
Longoria
Zimmerman
Wright
maybe:
Sandoval
Reynolds
Callaspo (BIG maybe)
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
Beltre.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
from the same team
I’d put Youkilis at 3B over MY
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Arods range is terrible
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"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
Same problem as MY.
Not that MY was as good at SS as ARod, but they just don’t have the initial quickness needed for the hot corner. ala Nettles, Robinson, Chavez, Buechele, Bell….
That being said, as much as I defend MY, ARod brings more to the table at 3rd.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
You would rather have ARod than Young
contract considered?
That’s just crazy. ARod is about an ENTIRE MICHAEL YOUNG CONTRACT overpaid.
Go Rice Owls!
Sandoval is terrible.
He weighs like 280 pounds. There is no way he is going to be any better next year when he packs on even more weight.
by michael bluth on Aug 25, 2010 8:55 AM CDT up reply actions
that guy has single handedly ruined my fantasy season, I hate him.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 25, 2010 8:58 AM CDT up reply actions
No contract, 1 year only (not building for the future or anything)
A-Rod. Longoria. Zimmerman. Probably Beltre, but I’d be worried about which one we’d be getting. Maybe Rolen.
But that’s about it.
by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 25, 2010 12:05 AM CDT up reply actions
I suppose that's a fair point
i don’t hate Face. I actually like him…but his defense is seriously attrocious.
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
He will be a great DH for this team next year.
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by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 24, 2010 11:58 PM CDT up reply actions
He doesn't seem to recognize my "DON'T GROUND INTO DOUBLE PLAYS" scroll, either.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 24, 2010 11:58 PM CDT up reply actions
3-4 a month. Not the big deal it's made to be.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
Closer to 5.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 25, 2010 12:00 AM CDT up reply actions
A week away from 5 months. 18 GIDPs.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
Closer to...
He Do or He Do Not. There is no try.
by He Do What He Do on Aug 25, 2010 12:53 AM CDT up reply actions
I was suprised when they flashed the GIDP numbers up during the game and he wasn't on there
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
It was good for what it was
The “twist” was a little bit of a letdown, but I thought it was a good addition to the post-apocalyptic genre.
by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 24, 2010 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions
I liked it
it made you think about where it let on he was like that in earlier parts of the film. it was done well. i expected an exact replica of mad max, so I was pleasantly surprised by it.
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
big 'ol fat
meh
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
why is it that with 1 cocktail, I'm good
but with 2, I want to eat all the shitty food I can find? Like french fried onions…mmmmm
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
Keep almonds around.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
I don' want almonds
I want some FUCKIN’ FRENCH TOAST
/drunk lady from 40 Year-Old Virgin
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
What is your cocktail of choice tonight?
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by Brandon Worley on Aug 25, 2010 12:16 AM CDT up reply actions
So I'm 10 minutes into "Funeral"
And I think this album may have already altered my life in some way.
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by Brandon Worley on Aug 25, 2010 12:14 AM CDT reply actions
did you trip and injure yourself
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Don't take it all in too fast....
take some time and really listen. We’ve laid out some really good music for you to check out.
by lost in space on Aug 25, 2010 12:17 AM CDT up reply actions
Oh I will.
Don’t worry. I have nothing but time right now to listen to some good music.
I appreciate all the help.
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by Brandon Worley on Aug 25, 2010 12:20 AM CDT up reply actions
for some reason
I was worried you were talking about “death at a funeral”
by kevinkinsler on Aug 25, 2010 12:17 AM CDT up reply actions
Wait until you get to "Rebellion (Lies)"...
You’ll be erect and you won’t know why.
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 25, 2010 12:18 AM CDT up reply actions
SO MUCH FUCKING AWESOME
that song is.
plus it’s the soundtrack to “Game 7 Rebellion”, the greatest Mavs vid on youtube.
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
My favorite youtube video ever!
Mavs MoneyBall!!
Dallas Stars Examiner!!
poster formerly known as hinduplaya
I'm seeing them in October...
I’ve seen them twice. They might be my favorite live band ever.
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 25, 2010 12:21 AM CDT up reply actions
Sir..
I introduce you to Aerosmith.
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by Brandon Worley on Aug 25, 2010 12:21 AM CDT up reply actions
Sigur Ros...
is pure bliss live. Good call.
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 25, 2010 12:27 AM CDT up reply actions
Sigur Ros is pure bliss period.
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by Brandon Worley on Aug 25, 2010 12:27 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm pretty sure when I die...
It’s going to be in slow motion while Svefn-g-englar is playing.
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 25, 2010 12:31 AM CDT up reply actions
Sigur Ros is pure bliss period.
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by Brandon Worley on Aug 25, 2010 12:27 AM CDT up reply actions
Goddamnit, that's the band I need to see live before I die.
Jonsi needs to X his solo career and get Sigur Ros back together.
"What IS your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery?"
Caught the Takk tour when it ended at Bass Hall
Popplagid is the absolutely the best thing ever live.
No kidding...
That’s such an intense song and they are flawless playing it live.
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 25, 2010 12:39 AM CDT up reply actions
That's the tour I missed out on going to.
My buddy took X and cried like a baby during their performance.
"What IS your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery?"
x
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ow6JWVmc0tA
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
It's a happy place to be.
Welcome.
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I get a warm and fuzzy feeling seeing the Rays
slaughter the Angels.
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
That looks awesome.
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Social Network.
Jackass 3D.
Tron: Legacy
Never Let Me Go
Devil
Legend Of The Guardians
Buried
Catfish
Let Me In
Red
Night Of The Demons
These are the flicks I’m looking forward to right now.
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by Brandon Worley on Aug 25, 2010 12:18 AM CDT up reply actions
yeah
I’d like to see that
but everything else on that list has zero interest to me.
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
I haven't heard of most of them
and owls??? really?
by kevinkinsler on Aug 25, 2010 12:25 AM CDT up reply actions
I have a soft spot for CGI movies
And it’s directed by Zack Snyder.
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by Brandon Worley on Aug 25, 2010 12:25 AM CDT up reply actions
Umm...I think so, yeah.
The trailer looks incredible, I know that.
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by Brandon Worley on Aug 25, 2010 12:27 AM CDT up reply actions
the story and the graphics look intriguing
but I don’t know if I can get emotionally attached to a story about owls
by kevinkinsler on Aug 25, 2010 12:28 AM CDT up reply actions
I'll give it a shot.
I also like to see a movie like that that doesn’t completely cartoonize the animals.
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by Brandon Worley on Aug 25, 2010 12:30 AM CDT up reply actions
fair enough
I’m doubting that any of my ‘friends’ will want to go watch it though
by kevinkinsler on Aug 25, 2010 12:31 AM CDT up reply actions
Someone should do a badass Watership Down movie...
That animated version of it fucked me up as a kid.
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 25, 2010 12:34 AM CDT up reply actions
Really?
Not one other thing on that list?
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by Brandon Worley on Aug 25, 2010 12:25 AM CDT up reply actions
really
I’ve got to really want to see something to pay the price to see a movie in the theater. there are a lot of shit movies that get released.
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
and I probably won't see another movie in the theater until
Harry Potter comes out, as my first born is coming in a few weeks or so.
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
as much I can't stand people getting all dressed up for those
I really enjoy those movies
by kevinkinsler on Aug 25, 2010 12:30 AM CDT up reply actions
I always wonder what comes over an individual
to want to dress up like a character in a movie while seeing the film. (lord of the rings, harry potter, star trek, star wars, the matrix) It gets ridiculous, but its really fun to laugh at them. The funniest skit of all-time is when the ‘insult comic dog’ shows up to one of the star wars movies.
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Midnight premiere of The Dark Knight.
We get our seats at the Imax about 3 hours early. There’s a group of about 50 people that were there the whole time. About 30 minutes before the movie, the theater is 90% full and some of us decide to go get concessions.
A group of dumb geeks dressed like the Joker walk in, and see some empty seats right in the middle. Nevermind the jackets on the seats or the people saying the seats are taken. Not saved….taken.
They sit down, ignoring everyone. Those guys come back to their seats to see a bunch of Jokers in their seats. They are big, angry bruthas.
It was NOT pretty.
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by Brandon Worley on Aug 25, 2010 12:38 AM CDT up reply actions
that would be worth the price of admission
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
I couldn't stop laughing.
They tried to hold their ground for a few minutes. But the sight of these big menacing black guys, holding popcorn and Icees, staring down these dweebs in Joker makeup was just too much.
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by Brandon Worley on Aug 25, 2010 12:43 AM CDT up reply actions
Agreed.
But not all of those are “mainstream” movies. And I’m not one to just go see some shit movie, either. I’m pretty selective myself.
Says the guy with Jackass 3D on his own list.
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by Brandon Worley on Aug 25, 2010 12:29 AM CDT up reply actions
heh
I’m glad you draw the line somewhere
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
I can appreciate trash movies.
But there are good and bad trash movies though.
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by Brandon Worley on Aug 25, 2010 12:38 AM CDT up reply actions
You're telling me you aren't dying to see it?
I can’t wait to see that.
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-The Outlaw
Steve-o
In a port a potty. With shit flying around. In 3D.
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by Brandon Worley on Aug 25, 2010 12:21 AM CDT up reply actions
Something about a dude's 3D sack getting hurt in some way doesn't do it for me
but the series is funny. Maybe I should reserve judgment.
I laughed my ass off just watching the trailer
And the 2nd one was able to top the 1st one, so….This 3rd one is going to make history.
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-The Outlaw
I almost died watching the 2nd one.
I laughed so hard I thought I would suffocate.
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by Brandon Worley on Aug 25, 2010 12:24 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah.
I know. I have a soft spot for it.
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by Brandon Worley on Aug 25, 2010 12:20 AM CDT up reply actions
Nothing better than seeing someone's poop
shooting at your face. Can’t wait for that one.
by lost in space on Aug 25, 2010 12:21 AM CDT up reply actions
90 minutes
of that cokehead Steve-O just shitting into the camera lens
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
I love working a second job at a movie theater
I’ll see all the movie I want…while being paid to be there!
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
i do popcorn sometimes
the theater is great…they have 12 “regular” theaters and 2 “grand auditoriums” with balconies and cry rooms. I’ll sit in the cry room and fart up a storm while I watch the movie.
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
Hey...
I have wide ranging taste. And it looks incredible…..I’ll be interested to see if it’s not as kid-centric as some think it is.
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by Brandon Worley on Aug 25, 2010 12:33 AM CDT up reply actions
We'll see...
I’m a sucker for animated flicks so it may pique my interest if the reviews are good…
I really, really want The Town to be good. I really do. But I’m prepared for failure…
Same with Devil. Great preview. But how many more times can M. Night bomb miserably?
Well, the good news
Is that he didn’t direct Devil and someone else wrote the screenplay.
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by Brandon Worley on Aug 25, 2010 12:39 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah...
There’s hope… But his name attached is enough to force me to approach with caution.
God he’s bad.
Agreed.
I’m very cautious with this one.
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by Brandon Worley on Aug 25, 2010 12:42 AM CDT up reply actions
Lets see
Social Network-Looks shitty and way to overdone
Jackass 3D-Agree
Tron:Legacy-Definitely agree, Bridges is the dude man
Never Let Me Go-Dont know much about it, but looks very meh
Devil-Fuck M Night whatever
Legends of the Guardians-Really like Snyder, but we’ll see how this goes
Buried-Interesting, and I actually like Ryan Reynolds usually, but i dont know how the movie will play out
Catfish-No clue?
Let Me In-Didn’t need a remake imo, and itll be really hard to duplicate the original (looks like they are trying though)
Red-Not sold at all on it
Night of the Demons-No clue?
agree on some but not all…the one im most looking forward to is definitely Tron
I am not sure I can trust the opinion of somebody that thinks a movie directed by David Fincher will be "shitty"
Yet is excited to see Jackass 3D and Tron Legacy.
by michael bluth on Aug 25, 2010 9:03 AM CDT up reply actions
I certainly do love Fincher
I just dont like the way that movie looks….nor do i particularly love the concept in the 1st place
Check this out...
18/1 odds, so it pays $950 (jumped to 15/2 odds the day we got Cliff Lee)
by booyakasha on Aug 25, 2010 12:43 AM CDT reply actions 7 recs
nice,
putting money where your mouth is!
by kevinkinsler on Aug 25, 2010 12:45 AM CDT up reply actions
Rectified.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
I've got 15-1 on the Rangers to win the Pennant
But only $20 down. Nice Odds back in December.
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by Jose Cardenal on Aug 25, 2010 7:51 AM CDT up reply actions
Can you do this online somewhere or do you have to actually go to Vegas?
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
He stands so far off the plate though
Maybe it’s an illusion, but he seems to be nearly three feet further off the plate than other Rangers.
by Perfect Zero on Aug 25, 2010 8:13 AM CDT up reply actions
I love the Mantis.
I think this is the best LSB meme / mascot we’ve had.
It beats out:
Hurty the Alligator
Rapey the Racoon
Mean-Spirited Mangina
and the Walk-off Moose Knuckle
I'm pretty sure this is the first LSB mascot we've had
Unless you want to argue that DShep’s rally turtle was an LSB mascot, which I don’t.
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turn on Fox News..
they have the parachute guy from last nights game coming on..
This shit ain't over til Bengie Molina sings.
You're like Rodney Officer...
He’d rather stick needles in his eyes before he turned on Fox. I’m a news junkie I watch a lot of CNN, FOX and MSNBC. I am NOT a republican, I repeat NOT a republican :) NTTIAWWT
This shit ain't over til Bengie Molina sings.
Technology sucks sometimes
Some of you emailed me yesterday about the 2 tickets i had for last nights game and thanks to our email server going down ( I only found out about it at 4:30) I let them go to waste. So when I get to work this morning my inbox was full of new ones.Sorry about that! Everyone here has been very cool to this new guy and I dident want you to think I was ignoring you.
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
what a dick...
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by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 25, 2010 9:12 AM CDT up reply actions
It's a gift.
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
:)
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 25, 2010 12:19 PM CDT up reply actions
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