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One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....
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by Brandon Worley on Aug 27, 2010 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

"Sunday night start... 2:05..." lol

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Aug 27, 2010 8:08 PM CDT reply actions  

BREAKING NEWS!!!

Ok now I have your attention.

I have the entire 1996 Playoff series against the Yankees on video tape. I also have all the pre-game shows to go with it. If I converted them over to a DVD how many of you would want one? I was thinking of $20 per DVD? What do you think?

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Aug 27, 2010 8:09 PM CDT reply actions  

I have to get them converted

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Aug 27, 2010 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ok just email me

<a href="http://www.teambryant@kw.com" target="new">Here

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Aug 27, 2010 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

What about just game one?

"Hey... Goldberg! I bet if that puck was a cheeseburger, you'd stop it!

by TheCrow471 on Aug 27, 2010 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Going to have them all put on one.

It’s easier and cheaper.

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Aug 27, 2010 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

We all know GDTs are really for movie talk anyways...

especially when one team looks like it’s dead in the water.

So anyways, I don’t know if anybody else here really knew his work, but Satoshi Kon passed away this week. Probably the most talented animation director not named Hayao Miyazaki or maybe Andrew Stanton.

If you haven’t seen anything, I’d recommend Perfect Blue or Paprika for sure, with Paprika being one of the more surreal films I’ve ever seen.

by vfn on Aug 27, 2010 8:10 PM CDT reply actions  

Paprika is one of the top animated films of all time.

Easy.

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by Brandon Worley on Aug 27, 2010 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Continuing from the previous thread....

I have to really, really press you to see Memories Of Murder. Before Mother.

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by Brandon Worley on Aug 27, 2010 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've got a to-watch pile a mile long

along with my 2010 pile, which is why Mother would usually get the first look.

I’ll try to fit Memories in there.

by vfn on Aug 27, 2010 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah...

My list is growing exponentially, since it’s tough for me to watch anything right now. So I understand.

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by Brandon Worley on Aug 27, 2010 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

on the topic of Asian cinema...

and animation, for that matter…

have you seen either of Mamoru Hosoda’s works? Summer Wars was a lot of fun, but it wasn’t as good as The Girl Who Leapt Through Time, which was one of the most pleasant surprises I can remember seeing (and another one of those 2008 films that came out of nowhere that I just really loved)

by vfn on Aug 27, 2010 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

I haven't seen either

Although I heard about The Girl Who Leapt Through Time. I’m going to have to add that to MY list, ha ha.

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by Brandon Worley on Aug 27, 2010 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

So I just added that to my Netflix queue (which is sitting at 144 btw)

And Netflix recommended “Pokeman 4ever” to me.

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by Brandon Worley on Aug 27, 2010 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Now we know a little more about you.

Pokelover.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aqua on Aug 27, 2010 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

could be worse

I’ve been recommended hentai and the like based on what I like (hint: not hentai)

by vfn on Aug 27, 2010 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jim Knox's Netflix called the police after he put in his likes.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aqua on Aug 27, 2010 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

You mean that phallic tentacles don't do it for you?

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by Brandon Worley on Aug 27, 2010 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....
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by Brandon Worley on Aug 27, 2010 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's the thing.

the tentacles are GREAT it’s more the 12 year old girls that are on the other end of the phallic tentacles that bother me.

(note: joking. I actually find the entire lot horrifying. Not furry horrifying, but pretty close).

by vfn on Aug 27, 2010 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ha!

You almost had me.

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by Brandon Worley on Aug 27, 2010 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

my netflix queue's are huge

i always add stuff i hear about, etc but i’ll never have time to watch it all

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Aug 27, 2010 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

I always move stuff to the top, so the same movies sit at the bottom for years. I stopped adding movies for a long time and started to catch up. Movies were arriving that I had added to the queue back in 2004.

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by Brandon Worley on Aug 27, 2010 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

i use my netflix queue as a movie notepad

i log in and add stuff so i dont forget about it

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Aug 27, 2010 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Speaking of netflix...

Blockbuster is going to file for Bankruptcy.

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by Brandon Worley on Aug 27, 2010 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

i keep hearing they are close

are they actually doing it now?

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Aug 27, 2010 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

I read on Slashfilm

mid-September

So yeah, pretty close.

by vfn on Aug 27, 2010 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ha ha!

Yeah, that’s where I read it.

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by Brandon Worley on Aug 27, 2010 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

My list is a bit longer..

But yeah, Slashfilm is at the top of my list. I also listen to the Slashfilmcast every week, even though I want to strangle Adam every time he speaks.

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by Brandon Worley on Aug 27, 2010 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yup.

Filing for Chapter 11 in mid-Sept. Expected to last five months, and it’s going to cost them up to 800 stores.

They’re likely going to become strictly kiosks.

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by Brandon Worley on Aug 27, 2010 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

theyve already been closing the stores around here

the grocery store next to one that closed, has a kiosk now

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Aug 27, 2010 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Perfect Blue was pretty good.

…I don’t think I ever watched Paprika. A failing on my part.

by Arson55 on Aug 27, 2010 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Barnett jinx

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Aug 27, 2010 8:11 PM CDT reply actions  

there should be a button on the remote to blow up the press box

by shroomer on Aug 27, 2010 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Or just to shoot Barnett into the sun.

We wouldn’t want TAG to be hurt.

"Hey... Goldberg! I bet if that puck was a cheeseburger, you'd stop it!

by TheCrow471 on Aug 27, 2010 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

MLB.tv just put in an audio overlay feature

Can watch the game with radio feed, or just park noises.

Park noises are rather soothing

"Embarrassing admission: I have never, ever, ever been able to see a guy's aura. That's right. I...am an aura-blind American." -Junior, FJM

by Desert Ranger on Aug 27, 2010 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

haaaawwwwwtttttt – daaaawwwwwggggggg

by shroomer on Aug 27, 2010 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Didn't that guy retire?

I was really disappointed to go to the ballpark for the first time in about 10 years and I didn’t hear that call.

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by Brandon Worley on Aug 27, 2010 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

That was Elvis Dave.....

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Aug 27, 2010 8:14 PM CDT reply actions  

Thanks fatty

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Aug 27, 2010 8:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Another infield hit.

Wow.

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by Brandon Worley on Aug 27, 2010 8:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Say it, TAG....

you know you want too………RALLY MANTIS!!!

Ball....toss.....antlers....

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 27, 2010 8:18 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

This team isn't like any of the 90's playoff teams.

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Aug 27, 2010 8:19 PM CDT reply actions  

Serious question...

What about Wetteland?

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by Brandon Worley on Aug 27, 2010 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

I loved Wetteland

If we had him in 1996 the Rangers would have won the WS.

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Aug 27, 2010 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

4 run lead bunt.... fail

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Aug 27, 2010 8:19 PM CDT reply actions  

kinda OT, but not really

stumbled across this the other day..even though Wash is our manager and we all love him, this video was pretty funny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXrSzzvn3FQ&feature=channel

Go UNT Mean Green!

by JustinH89 on Aug 27, 2010 8:19 PM CDT reply actions  

might the Rangers score without a homerun????

No, I like to rock n' roll all night and *part* of every day. I usually have errands... I can only rock from like 1-3.

by judasish on Aug 27, 2010 8:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice bunt!

Sac for Elvis and no dp groundout for MY.

by Philar on Aug 27, 2010 8:20 PM CDT reply actions  

yay

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Aug 27, 2010 8:21 PM CDT reply actions  

This is a good game.

A VERY good game.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aqua on Aug 27, 2010 8:21 PM CDT reply actions  

That look like it hurt.

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by Brandon Worley on Aug 27, 2010 8:21 PM CDT reply actions  

That's the best he can do?
JeffFletcherAOL Weird that Brett Anderson tweeted this photo, and now @BrettAnderson49 no longer has a twitter account. http://tweetphoto.com/41423663

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Aug 27, 2010 8:21 PM CDT reply actions  

That was Boofed!

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Aug 27, 2010 8:22 PM CDT reply actions  

chocula gets that ball every time

No, I like to rock n' roll all night and *part* of every day. I usually have errands... I can only rock from like 1-3.

by judasish on Aug 27, 2010 8:22 PM CDT reply actions  

haha TAG phone?

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Aug 27, 2010 8:22 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm getting drunk

and the Rangers are up 4-0. For fucking show yaaaa

by AfterSchoolSpecial on Aug 27, 2010 8:23 PM CDT reply actions  

6-0

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Aug 27, 2010 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

6-0 sir

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Aug 27, 2010 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Goddamnit

My phone updates faster than the stream shows.

7-0 baby yeah!

by AfterSchoolSpecial on Aug 27, 2010 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Haha

Same, when I’m on a stream.

I’ll get a sportacular update that totally spoils it for me.

by vfn on Aug 27, 2010 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

I never

Get the Rangers broadcast.myp2poforum always has the opposite team’s broadcast. Makes me sad.

by AfterSchoolSpecial on Aug 27, 2010 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm on the A's feed now

but it’s on TV here. Most of the time it’s not the Rangers feed, and when it is, it seems like the Rangers lose, as it was last night.

by vfn on Aug 27, 2010 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

I can't imagine life without MLB.tv

MLB sucks at a lot of things. Streaming their games is not one of them. It costs some money, but super well worth it.

by alon91 on Aug 27, 2010 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Josh!

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Aug 27, 2010 8:24 PM CDT reply actions  

So I wasn't around for GDT1

Are we still Mantising it up or what?

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aqua on Aug 27, 2010 8:24 PM CDT reply actions  

So slow

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Aug 27, 2010 8:25 PM CDT reply actions  

We have fast runners,

and then we have Vladdy and Molina….

by Philar on Aug 27, 2010 8:25 PM CDT reply actions  

You still suck ass.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aqua on Aug 27, 2010 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

who made that one again?

I remember seeing it last night in the post game thread.

by vfn on Aug 27, 2010 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

He do what he do

made it IIRC… impressed he can get an animated GIF on that old ass screen

by booyakasha on Aug 27, 2010 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

AJM at the game?
lonestarball Mantis sighting! Scoreboard showed a graphic of a
mantis eating the A’s logo.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aqua on Aug 27, 2010 8:27 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

DFA

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Aug 27, 2010 8:28 PM CDT reply actions  

There you go, back in your wheelhouse.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aqua on Aug 27, 2010 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's terrible

Show that he isn’t

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Aug 27, 2010 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

I know he's terrible.

But I’d rather have him around than you.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aqua on Aug 27, 2010 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

If he had been safe on that play

I….I….I don’t know what I would have done.

Something.

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by Brandon Worley on Aug 27, 2010 8:28 PM CDT reply actions  

Still wouldn't have had an RBI.

I feel bad for him, but he’s really just not good.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aqua on Aug 27, 2010 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Tom

is staring very intently at Keith Meister. Gotta weird him out

by mtobo on Aug 27, 2010 8:32 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm going to repeat my GDT late post

I cannot believe that no one on here has even mentioned the legal problems that came out today for “Daddy’s little girl’s Daddy”…I thought it was hilarious and was delighted to know that we won’t have to see that stupid commercial again

by Alemc on Aug 27, 2010 8:33 PM CDT reply actions  

I didn't realize that

the article I saw was dated today..thanks for keeping me posted, Kins

by Alemc on Aug 27, 2010 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

no problem, it happens

but about that, I don’t think I’ve noticed any commercials since then.

Anyone seen them?

by kevinkinsler on Aug 27, 2010 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

tagdonttweet

I asked Dr. Meister if the shin bone is connected to the leg bone. He slapped Dave Barnett and left the booth.

by shroomer on Aug 27, 2010 8:33 PM CDT reply actions  

A's feed

is showing Nolan kicking Ventura’s ass.

Awesome.

by vfn on Aug 27, 2010 8:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Mr. White!!!

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Aug 27, 2010 8:36 PM CDT reply actions  

he caught it

but i bet he lost it when he landed

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Aug 27, 2010 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

sure he did

your angle from Oakland isn’t as good

by kevinkinsler on Aug 27, 2010 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

He caught it in his glove...

but he dropped it once he was in the stands and then came out with it in his hands.

by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 27, 2010 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm in complete denial

Mr. White can do no wrong this homestand

by kevinkinsler on Aug 27, 2010 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

First replay they showed...

I’m almost positive they showed Ben.

by cmkelly29 on Aug 27, 2010 8:37 PM CDT reply actions  

He sits on the 3B side

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Aug 27, 2010 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Adam at least I meant

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Aug 27, 2010 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

He dropped that.

Good sell though.

“Maybe if I run away from the crowd as fast as I can the Ump won’t notice.

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by Brandon Worley on Aug 27, 2010 8:37 PM CDT reply actions  

Good job by the fan to help him.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aqua on Aug 27, 2010 8:37 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

yay

our front row fans did something right!

by kevinkinsler on Aug 27, 2010 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

they should spoof a commercial for the jumbotron

of Holland sitting on Meister’s knee shrieking “Daddy’s little gurl!”

by shroomer on Aug 27, 2010 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

the thought of this frightens me

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Aug 27, 2010 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Boof Bonser

is the funniest name ever.

by liamluong on Aug 27, 2010 8:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Nope

John Paul Bonser

Sometimes I press CTRL+F and type in "Josey Wales" just to see if he made a stupid statement.

by Pith on Aug 27, 2010 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

We had a chick in boot camp with a last name of "Swallows"

So she was constantly referred to as “Seaman Swallows”.

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by Brandon Worley on Aug 27, 2010 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

HAH!

That must be tough with that last name for a girl.

by Salman on Aug 27, 2010 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Luckily

She was an AO or something, so after boot camp she was just “Fireman”

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by Brandon Worley on Aug 27, 2010 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

was her maiden name spits?

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Aug 27, 2010 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

obviously not...

…or she wouldn’t have gotten married

by Shannon_C on Aug 27, 2010 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Question

I searched, couldn’t find any yet.

But is there any photo or video evidence of Mantis being shown on the board?

Also: It’s no longer “antlers”, it’s “Mantlers”

by Ranger to the End on Aug 27, 2010 8:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Good god Murphy

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Aug 27, 2010 8:41 PM CDT reply actions  

LOL... Blanco you sly bastard.

He dropped that ball. Was sno-coned in his glove during his fall into the pavement… Then came up with it in his bare hand.

Happy birthday to Kenny. Happy birthday to you.

by Adebesi on Aug 27, 2010 8:42 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Treanor

is so much better than Molina. Bleh.

by liamluong on Aug 27, 2010 8:43 PM CDT reply actions  

Yeesh that was a terrible steal attempt.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aqua on Aug 27, 2010 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

fail

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Aug 27, 2010 8:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Ok...that was bad.

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by Brandon Worley on Aug 27, 2010 8:46 PM CDT reply actions  

I'll be her firefighter

and put out that blaze in her pants

by kevinkinsler on Aug 27, 2010 8:49 PM CDT reply actions  

No way.

She looks like a megawhore.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aqua on Aug 27, 2010 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

You guys have incredibly high standards.

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by Brandon Worley on Aug 27, 2010 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not really, I'm just not digging that action.

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by Aqua on Aug 27, 2010 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think I have a soft spot.

Since I went to school with an Emily Jones and she was….incredible.

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by Brandon Worley on Aug 27, 2010 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

thats bad?

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Aug 27, 2010 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

A little whore-ness is good.

A lot is bad.

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by Aqua on Aug 27, 2010 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

i guess it all depends on how late at night it is

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by rentz on Aug 27, 2010 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wasn't Ben..

He’s there with Adam, but they’re on the 3B side.

by cmkelly29 on Aug 27, 2010 8:50 PM CDT reply actions  

So...

Wesley Snipes and Reggie Jackson were considered for the role of Geordi La Forge for TNG….that would have been interesting.

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by Brandon Worley on Aug 27, 2010 8:50 PM CDT reply actions  

and yar was supposed to be playing troi

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by rentz on Aug 27, 2010 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah...that was odd.

Supposedly she was the “only option” for Troi.

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by Brandon Worley on Aug 27, 2010 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm glad Wesley Snipes...

didn’t get that role because then White Men Can’t Jump might never have been made.

by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 27, 2010 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Neither would Demolition Man.

I love that movie for some reason.

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by Aqua on Aug 27, 2010 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

That is a great movie.

I think Snipes was doing a Dennis Rodman impression.

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by Brandon Worley on Aug 27, 2010 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ha

God, that game still makes me angry. So frustrating.

Fuck Arias

by hornedfrogs45 on Aug 27, 2010 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

What??

Ha ha. No….The Next Generation. Star Trek.

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by Brandon Worley on Aug 27, 2010 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes.

And?

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by Brandon Worley on Aug 27, 2010 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

haha no issues with that.

You’re oil rigging buddies might rape you for that though!

by cmkelly29 on Aug 27, 2010 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ha ha!

It’s not like I walk around with a Starfleet uniform on under my coveralls.

I just really enjoyed TNG, that’s all.

Plus, a lot of the guys I’ll be working with are ex-Navy. We’re all super dorks anyway.

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by Brandon Worley on Aug 27, 2010 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

If I was going into the service..

I would join the Navy too.

My dad was a river rat in Nam. Stationed on the Kittyhawk for a while.

by cmkelly29 on Aug 27, 2010 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

my dad never served

but has pushed every one of his children into the military whether they wanted to or not.

I was going to be a nuke in the Navy, but I have spina bifida, so I got a medical discharge when I could barely move in boot camp.

My sister served in Iraq (Army)

and my little brother is about to ship off to the Marines.

by vfn on Aug 27, 2010 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sorry to hear that....

My brother just got out of the Marines.

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by Brandon Worley on Aug 27, 2010 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Infantry Marine?

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by Kinslerhomer on Aug 27, 2010 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

No.

He did something with radio. Don’t know his exact job. He won’t talk about it very much..he had a tough time over there.

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by Brandon Worley on Aug 27, 2010 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

My diagnosis was basically one of the best things that ever happened to me

I didn’t want to be there, and I was only there because my dad had pushed me into it.

Of course, the fact that the military knew I had issues and still put me through two months of hell because my doctor was too lazy to read my fucking file was definitely not one of the best things that ever happened to me.

I actually feel really sorry for my brother, because he had a dream and a skill that he suddenly gave up on and just accepted he was going into the military. He had some scholarship offers in wrestling, and just threw them away.

by vfn on Aug 27, 2010 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow...

Yeah, that’s something I don’t understand. No offense to your dad, but I could never press my kids into doing something they didn’t want to do. You could also tell the people who were there that just didn’t want to be there and that made it much, much harder.

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by Brandon Worley on Aug 27, 2010 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

The way it is in my family

I’m already the commie-lefty black sheep married to a furriner living in a 3rd world country as it is, so it’s not really my place to say anything, because in large part I haven’t been a part of my brothers lives in years.

by vfn on Aug 27, 2010 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sorry to hear that.

Yeah…I’m having a bit of an existential crisis myself with my family. Not on the same level, but everyone in my family is ultra conservative while I am definitely not. I fear it’s going to start creating problems in the future.

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by Brandon Worley on Aug 27, 2010 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have that same problem with my parents

My solution is just not to talk to them about it, or if they insist on talking at me, to just nod and play along.

The downside is they really have no idea I think they’re crazy, but maybe that’s a good thing.

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by LSJ on Aug 27, 2010 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

You know.

That’s exactly my stance right now. Whenever they go on this crazed rant, I just nod and tune them out.

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by Brandon Worley on Aug 27, 2010 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

When I went back to the US in July

for my mother’s funeral, on the drive over, basically all my dad and I did was fight about politics.

He always leaned conservative, but it wasn’t really until this trip that I kind of figured out how much of his beliefs he just parrots from AM Radio.

by vfn on Aug 27, 2010 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Where do you live now?

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by Brandon Worley on Aug 27, 2010 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Too bad as well,

because Argentina isn’t a 3rd world country. You may be a leftist (ha), but Buenos Aires is very European. Other than the pure lack of automotive emission controls, it’s truly wonderful!

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by EssBee on Aug 27, 2010 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

I recommend it.

I think for skills that can be learned to be used as a civilian, the Navy is the best. Army is close, but a lot of those jobs are more manual labor type stuff.

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by Brandon Worley on Aug 27, 2010 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

TOMMY JOHN TOMMY JOHN TOMMY JOHN

TOMMY JOHN TOMMY JOHN OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZ TOMMY JOHN

This is brutal to listen to.

by Josh Lile on Aug 27, 2010 8:53 PM CDT reply actions  

Tommy can't keep it in the yard.

Get someone up.

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by Aqua on Aug 27, 2010 8:53 PM CDT reply actions  

Has to give up at least 1 bomb a game

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Aug 27, 2010 8:53 PM CDT reply actions  

i think they were booing because you didnt throw the ball back....

That was you who caught it huh? Nice glasses case in your pocket gramps.

by dontcallmeElvis on Aug 27, 2010 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

well they didn't waste any time

if I caught a opponent’s HR ball, I wouldn’t go all ‘hot potato’ with it…I’d relish the opportunity and make the throwback special

by kevinkinsler on Aug 27, 2010 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

I would check to see if it has any meaning to the player or if it's made history..

If none of the above apply, I throw that son of a bitch back to homeplate.

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by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 27, 2010 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

depending on the situation

I might make the player suffer without the ball or make him give up his first-born for the ball

by kevinkinsler on Aug 27, 2010 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

ROSENBAGGER

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29

by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 27, 2010 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

you shut your mouth

Henry Rowengartner will kick your ass

by kevinkinsler on Aug 27, 2010 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just when Blake got done talking about how "consistent" Tommy had been tonight, too.

WHOOPS

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by LSJ on Aug 27, 2010 8:54 PM CDT reply actions  

Just don't make Feliz pitch tonight you fatass

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by Kinslerhomer on Aug 27, 2010 8:56 PM CDT reply actions  

Heh

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by LSJ on Aug 27, 2010 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Boof Bonser

Can also die in the nuclear blast that claims Mr. Opportunity.

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by LSJ on Aug 27, 2010 8:58 PM CDT reply actions  

be grateful

Adam’s at the game.

Be very grateful.

by vfn on Aug 27, 2010 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

You know what?

I’ll take her. I’ll be with her, and she won’t ever bother you guys again.

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by Brandon Worley on Aug 27, 2010 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

She's got an odd look to her

but she’s also seemingly the most polarizing women I’ve ever seen on the internet, except maybe Sarah Palin. There seems to be no middle ground. Either you dig her oddness or it’s HATEHATEHATEHATE

by vfn on Aug 27, 2010 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

This may sound odd..

But I really dig her body type. And I really dig her attitude.

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by Brandon Worley on Aug 27, 2010 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'd be really interested to see her actual comedy troup

where she’s not bound by commercial morality and 30 seconds

by kevinkinsler on Aug 27, 2010 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hopefully she's close enough to go quickly

and not far enough to just melt away for a few months…

by kevinkinsler on Aug 27, 2010 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't care about Boof....

but you’re right…Mr Opportunity needs to be right next to the blast…

Ball....toss.....antlers....

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 27, 2010 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mr. Opportunity

Is just going to hide in the refrigerator

Fuck Arias

by hornedfrogs45 on Aug 27, 2010 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Judy

Swing the bat like a normal hitter. You\ have the speed. Use it.

by AfterSchoolSpecial on Aug 27, 2010 9:00 PM CDT reply actions  

Remember the Far Side where the guy talks to the dog and the dog hears "blah, blah, blah"?

That’s how I feel when Dave Barnett is broadcasting…

Ball....toss.....antlers....

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 27, 2010 9:02 PM CDT reply actions  

hahah,

I just realized that I haven’t really listened to him at all…

by kevinkinsler on Aug 27, 2010 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sup LSB. Just got back from Takers. Not too bad.

What’d I miss?

"Now batting, number 32, Clutch Clutchilton."

by The Hutch on Aug 27, 2010 9:02 PM CDT reply actions  

No way.

That movie has Paul Walker AND Hayden Christensen. There is no freaking way that’s a good movie.

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by Brandon Worley on Aug 27, 2010 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Have you seen Much Ado About Nothing?

Reeves had to have set a record in that movie.

by Arson55 on Aug 27, 2010 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ugh.

Talk about “out of his element”….

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by Brandon Worley on Aug 27, 2010 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Who saw Reeves acting and thought:

‘This man is a perfect villain for a Shakespeare play.’

by Arson55 on Aug 27, 2010 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Apparently Kenneth Branagh did.

Which..I just dont….understand. At all.

Because everyone else in that movie was incredible.

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by Brandon Worley on Aug 27, 2010 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

And the end result is still horrible

because due to Reeve’s incompetence, the primary antagonist was…ugh…

by Arson55 on Aug 27, 2010 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

He has a similarly misguided performance...

in Stephen Frears’s otherwise fucking excellent Dangerous Liasons.

by vfn on Aug 27, 2010 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh man

I forgot he was in that. Holy shit.

Fuck Arias

by hornedfrogs45 on Aug 27, 2010 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

For getting delayed so much

I expected more. However, Christensen and Walker did alright. They didnt talk to much. The only one that did terribad (in my humble opinion, at least), was TI. Hoo boy, he got on my nerves.

But if you like alot of damn explosions and testosterone, you’ll enjoy it at least a bit.

"Now batting, number 32, Clutch Clutchilton."

by The Hutch on Aug 27, 2010 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Does it have Dolph Lundgren?

Not interested.

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by Brandon Worley on Aug 27, 2010 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ha, I saw him in Expendables.

We need more movies like that.

"Now batting, number 32, Clutch Clutchilton."

by The Hutch on Aug 27, 2010 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Exactly.

I felt like getting into a bar fight after seeing that.

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by Brandon Worley on Aug 27, 2010 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

watched the first 2 last week

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by rentz on Aug 27, 2010 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

What did you think?

I thought the first episode was ok…the second was much better….I love the grim reaper and Dave Foley as the mayor’s wife….

Ball....toss.....antlers....

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 27, 2010 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

its not their best work

but yeah the 2nd was better than the first

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by rentz on Aug 27, 2010 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

WOW

Holy shit, Hunter. WOW

Fuck Arias

by hornedfrogs45 on Aug 27, 2010 9:08 PM CDT reply actions  

What. The. Fuck.

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by Brandon Worley on Aug 27, 2010 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

thirded

this sub thread should be deleted

If we had a bomb, Pantera would hang out with us.

by Panorama on Aug 27, 2010 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

bro have some sensity for her and her family

nobody has been EVER criticized by the media more than Sarah Palin

by philclark on Aug 27, 2010 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, you were really showing the "sensity" (sic) with the

“id hatefuck it.”

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by Aqua on Aug 27, 2010 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think (hope?)

that he was just being facetious with that last statement

by vfn on Aug 27, 2010 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

yo imma let you finish, but Kanye West was the most-criticized figure of all time

No, I like to rock n' roll all night and *part* of every day. I usually have errands... I can only rock from like 1-3.

by judasish on Aug 27, 2010 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

How were you intending to be ironic?

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by Aqua on Aug 27, 2010 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

An ironic conservative

Pretending in earnest to be a conservative without the inclination to actually be one

by philclark on Aug 27, 2010 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

I prefer Bristol

Sometimes I press CTRL+F and type in "Josey Wales" just to see if he made a stupid statement.

by Pith on Aug 27, 2010 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bahahaha....wait...bahahaha

be careful tho, that one’s quite fertile

by booyakasha on Aug 27, 2010 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

You prefer her baby daddy.

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by Aqua on Aug 27, 2010 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not too bad

Met up with some fellow seniors and watched the game over some beers. We all laughed at the name boof. Good times.

Fuck Arias

by hornedfrogs45 on Aug 27, 2010 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not too bad

Met up with some strippers and did a bunch of blow. Good times.

by dontcallmeElvis on Aug 27, 2010 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Same here.

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29

by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 27, 2010 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

you're on Fridays?

That’s usually my Sunday….we should meet in the middle on Saturday sometime

by kevinkinsler on Aug 27, 2010 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kiss-ass.

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by Aqua on Aug 27, 2010 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not a lot, what's up DCME?

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by Aqua on Aug 27, 2010 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Same.

Planning the move to East Texas.

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by Aqua on Aug 27, 2010 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, I live in North Dallas.

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by Aqua on Aug 27, 2010 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

PR Boggs get Josh out

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by Kinslerhomer on Aug 27, 2010 9:15 PM CDT reply actions  

TAG seems like he'd rather have an actual chode

as his play by play guy than Dave fucking Barnett. Does this cock sucker realize he’s calling a game on TV and not the radio? All of his calls are lagging and waiting for the play to fully pan out before calling what’s going on.

Happy birthday to Kenny. Happy birthday to you.

by Adebesi on Aug 27, 2010 9:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Barnett thinks he is creating drama with his pauses......

but they are so over done……he ruins the moment with his timing.

I think he would do great with golf.

our year??

by b.pate on Aug 27, 2010 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

i really don't understand

why josh dosen’t get the Bonds treatment more then he does.

by jas003 on Aug 27, 2010 9:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Meh

He’s better than Barnett, but he’s cliche city. He was Joe Morganing it up when I first came in, talking about Tommy Hunter’s “consistency” tonight.

I almost wished Barnett was back for those two minutes.

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by LSJ on Aug 27, 2010 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Victor Rojas was perfect

At least until he went to the darkside and allowed his inner douche to surface.

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by LSJ on Aug 27, 2010 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

I found the game Twisted Metal for PS2 today..

I’m going to play after this game.

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"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29

by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 27, 2010 9:18 PM CDT reply actions  

oh man,

those were some good times

by kevinkinsler on Aug 27, 2010 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Which TM?

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by Aqua on Aug 27, 2010 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Has to be Black.

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by Brandon Worley on Aug 27, 2010 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

This.

The place I went to had 1 and 2..but I don’t have an original Playstation..

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by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 27, 2010 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Black was the first game I bought for the PS3

I play it from time to time.

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by Aqua on Aug 27, 2010 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm going to try and find the rest of the series, but no luck so far.

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"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29

by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 27, 2010 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

They have a new one coming out for PS3.

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by Brandon Worley on Aug 27, 2010 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

TLTQ

So, there is going to be a new Twisted Metal game that’s going to come out on the PS3 next year.

Fuck Arias

by hornedfrogs45 on Aug 27, 2010 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

never cared for it......

I’m making my way through Bioshock 2 these days……… then probably on to Alan Wake.

our year??

by b.pate on Aug 27, 2010 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Motherfucking WOW!
ed_price Aroldis Chapman tonight hit 105 mph and “sat at” 103, with a 90-91 slider. Scout: “best fastball I have ever witnessed” #reds

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by Kinslerhomer on Aug 27, 2010 9:20 PM CDT reply actions  

That's bullshit.

Defective gun. There’s just no way.

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by Aqua on Aug 27, 2010 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's not the only scout to see it and report it

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Aug 27, 2010 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

If they're all working from the same gun, they'd all see the same thing.

He would have the fastest fastball in the history of the game, according to some.

http://www.baseball-almanac.com/articles/fastest-pitcher-in-baseball.shtml

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by Aqua on Aug 27, 2010 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

JESUS.

That has to be a juiced gun, but still.

Goddamn.

From a fucking lefty too.

by vfn on Aug 27, 2010 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jeez Cantu, primo RBI chance, don't blow it......

La naiba cu Monkey Rally !!!!!

- That would Romanian for F*ck the Rally Monkey....

by Captain Fubar on Aug 27, 2010 9:20 PM CDT reply actions  

over/under on time until tommy john surgery?

No, I like to rock n' roll all night and *part* of every day. I usually have errands... I can only rock from like 1-3.

by judasish on Aug 27, 2010 9:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Wow Cantu.

You are really capitalizing on your chances here.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aqua on Aug 27, 2010 9:21 PM CDT reply actions  

blew it

Happy birthday to Kenny. Happy birthday to you.

by Adebesi on Aug 27, 2010 9:21 PM CDT reply actions  

looks like

Cruz is 1-2 with a SF and Guzman is 2-3 for frisco tonight

by jas003 on Aug 27, 2010 9:22 PM CDT reply actions  

Has Cora even made it onto the field yet?

I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM

by LSJ on Aug 27, 2010 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

He starts the next 2 days

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Aug 27, 2010 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

expanded rosters are upon us, friend.

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29

by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 27, 2010 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

HA HA.

One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....
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by Brandon Worley on Aug 27, 2010 9:22 PM CDT reply actions  

Dave Barnett

just called that bleeder “small ball”

by Alemc on Aug 27, 2010 9:23 PM CDT reply actions  

SON OF A BITCH

Happy birthday to Kenny. Happy birthday to you.

by Adebesi on Aug 27, 2010 9:23 PM CDT reply actions  

FUCK....bad luck.

I am so glad we are winning b/c I couldn’t handle Barnett if we were down.

by dontcallmeElvis on Aug 27, 2010 9:24 PM CDT reply actions  

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