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Apparently some of the people on the DMN blogs
can afford to buy tickets.
Who knew?
"there's no money in triples" - CJ, 3.23.10
It's stupid to boo
BUT, what do you expect when you don’t pitch well, applause? He’s lucky this is texas where people generally aren’t as fanatic. If it was NY/Bos/Phi he would have heard a lot more boos
Agreed
Which includes Colby throwing away the double play ball
MY's range of a Sloth
didn’t help. We know he has no lateral range but I didn’t realize how slow he is moving forward.
It makes me more angry on the same day that Lewin said he might be the third best pitcher on the team.
And put him in the same breath as Tommy Hunter.
Lewin treated Wilson as the obvious #2 pitcher.
And said you have a conversation about who’s #3 between Lewis and Hunter.
I know.
I’m just not sure how that relates to the alleged booing.
by NoNameOnCard on Aug 29, 2010 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions
I was already in a bad mood about Colby being underappreciated.
Lewin has nothing to do with the fans.
I don't see how his comments are a show of being being underappreciated.
WIlson is the obvious #2 pitcher.
by knuckleball03 on Aug 30, 2010 7:40 AM CDT up reply actions
Young would give us the tongue-lashing of a lifetime.
BTW, did you delete the Monkey v. Mantis fanpost?
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 29, 2010 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions
I was planning on reading this but I didn't and now it's gone.
Did it get ugly?
by Black Francis on Aug 29, 2010 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions
I thought it was hilarious.
The HH guy was talking mad mess about LSB and how our posters always try to start controversy with HH while completely ignoring how much Rev sucks as both a person and a herder of comments.
I missed the last few posts on the thread, that’s why I wanted to read it.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 29, 2010 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Fuck them
I wish they’d bring in a new Angels blog at SBN. There are enough good posters over there who deserve it (and thats as kind as I’ll ever be about the Angels or their fans). The worst of them would probably follow the Rev to blogspot or whatever. Hopefully, anyway.
Talking about starting controversy, someone over there posted a photo of those guys celebrating what I think was Hamilton’s 30th homer. You know the one where the old man actually got the ball and there was a kid with long hair in skinny jeans behind him dancing and shit? They jumped all over that, boy. Well not all of them but you get the idea. With that still image they somehow extrapolated that Rangers fans suck and all this other nonsense. One guy even claimed to live here but obviously pays no attention. He said there used to be a 90 year old woman with a tom-tom out in the stands who was one of the only real fans. I guess he meant Zonk…like I said, hasn’t been paying attention.
That blog can burn in hell.
by Black Francis on Aug 29, 2010 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions
that 90 year old woman
is actually a nun and she comes to some games with several other nuns, and yes she has some sort of a drum that she bangs. Don’t know if she is still coming, but I saw her a couple times last year.
It's fun to do bad things.
Yep, she still goes
I’ve seen her several times this year. I don’t think she goes to every game anymore.
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Hm.
I’ve never seen her before. So she apparently exists, but the problem is the posters at Rev’s blog were acting like she was The One True Rangers Fan or something and that everyone else just got lost and ended up in the ballpark by mistake.
by Black Francis on Aug 29, 2010 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions
I usually sit in the area around where she sits,
it’s great to hear that drum.
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
Does she sit in the Lexus Club Terrace?
3rd base side near the booth? Or is that Tex?
Somebody sits there on the top row I think, I sat a few rows in front of them one time. Can’t remember who it was though.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
She sits like section 26/126 behind homeplate.
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
No, she's behind home plate
Maybe 15 rows behind? I’d say section 25-27 or somewhere in there.
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Right on, I'm thinking of Tex then, I think.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
maybe he was talking about a 90 year old Tauntaun?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 30, 2010 5:53 AM CDT up reply actions
This is all Colby's fault for thinking The Rangers have better fans than that.
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
ranger fans do the wave at inappropriate times
they arent better than that.
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
No kidding
Down one run in the bottom of the 8th? The Wave.
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
When we were at the Sox and Yankees
that week they were here, we took our vacation and spent it at the ballpark. Each night our seats were right in the middle of a sea of fans of the opposing team.
One night, there were two guys in front of us that were in town from Boston. We overheard them make some snide remarks about the park, the video board blah blah blah. They really went nuts though when our fans started leaving around the 7th inning.
They were dumbfounded. They kept asking each other and everyone around them, “Why is everyone leaving? You guys are only down a couple points? Isn’t this what you come to the ballpark to see?” The Rangers fans around us kinda shrugged and got up and left with the others.
Nellie ended up winning that game off of Wakefield that night. As we were leaving, I told my 7 yr old boy, “THAT’S why we don’t leave games early.”
Meh.
I hope they said points.
Because that’s retarded.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 29, 2010 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
heh
No that was just me trying to type and watch the news at the same time. Noticed that right after I hit post.
Meh.
And more evidence of bad Texas fans
Our paper’s sports editor wrote this today in his column.
How about Major League Baseball? Do any of their games matter past the World Series? How could they with 162 per team, per year?
So MLB is just supposed to start the season with the playoffs? I fail to see his logic.
Meh.
and THAT'S why we don't leave games early
by Bob Loblaw on Aug 29, 2010 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
re: leaving early
a couple of things – if i go to 20+ games a year, i’m not going to force myself to stay when the game isn’t going our way. some nights, it’s obvious that it’s going to end badly, and i cannot stomach watching bad baseball.
besides, if we had mass transit (like Boston), it might be a lot easier to stay until the last pitch.
by sam in so cal on Aug 30, 2010 9:00 AM CDT up reply actions
he seriously can't be tthat thinned skinned
"what I have learned in 11 years in the sports business is that the dumbest guys in the room are always the media guys." - mark cuban
Apparently he is.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
I still think it's unfair
to single out a few hundred people when the majority seemed to give Colby a round of applause.
Fuck Arias
yup.
It’s not smart of Colby at all no matter how stupid the booing fans are.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
not at all
you know very well, a lot of others, even the great players would say something like, ‘i would boo me too’
just a very sensitive sally moment, hopefully he won’t let it get to him much more
"what I have learned in 11 years in the sports business is that the dumbest guys in the room are always the media guys." - mark cuban
I don't even think it was senstive or bitchy as some has said.
I think he was just frustrated, and didn’t like the boos. Which is fine. They were stupid all the real fans know how Colby has been great for us. I just think it was stupid of him to pick out the ones who were booing and clump all the ranger fans together.
I know that was probably not his intention but he worded it that way so it’s going to be taken that way. Just drama when they don’t need it. You got a 7.5 game lead and a month to get ready for the playoffs. Don’t worry about the fans.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
he's just frustrated
dude hasnt won a game in 8 starts
lol oh ellis
The 37,188 fans in attendance may have been more upset about the Rangers letting the A’s creep within 7 1/2 games in the American League West than a rare poor effort by Lewis and a sloppily played game in the field. The A’s certainly were feeling like they were back in things after back-to-back wins over the weekend.
“That’s very doable with a month left in the season,” A’s second baseman Mark Ellis said. “It’s not easy to close out the division, I know that from experience. We’re just going to keep playing and see where we end up at the end of the year. We needed these two games, there’s no doubt about it. The season wouldn’t have been over, technically, but it’s nice to win these two games.”
“very doable”
really?
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
"THIS SHIT IS OVER, Y'ALL!"
“We’re just going through the motions now because they’re dumb enough to keep paying us! Rajai came up to me the other day and said something about winning and I was all like ‘F that, bro!’ Mark Ellis just wants to get paid and get laid.”
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 29, 2010 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions
One of the top five moments ever.
I love how everyone looks at him funny, but it’s still just not worth more than a pausing moment in their world.
Whats fuuny is a still see him as Mickey Mantle
and the dude from hung.
Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
or
Whats funny is I still see him as Mickey Mantle and the dude from Hung. So Mickey Mantle is a prostitute to me now.
Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
hahahaha
I’m pretty sure that movie would end up being called “Here’s What Ballplayers Want: A World Without Black Folks and Jews”
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
I thought at first that you were casting aspersions on the characters of baseball players
But then I remembered Mel Gibson.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 29, 2010 11:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Someone might just take that out of context
(sig)
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
"Here’s What Ballplayers Want: A World Without Black Folks and Jews" - Bob Loblaw
heh
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
I was telling a story once at work
about some chick that I wrote a ticket to and she wanted to be my myspace friend (this was a while ago). Well, in the story, I say, "so I go look her up on myspace out of curiosity and her page says a bunch of crazy shit on it like, ‘I loke to drink booze and fuck dudes!’ " Well, right when I said that, I turned around and someone (how they knew to do this was beyond me) recorded just the part where I exclaim “I like to drink booze and fuck dudes” on his pocket recorder. I still hear about this to this day…a guy’s wife even bedazzled me a t-shirt that says “I like to drink booze and fuck dudes” that I will sometimes wear when the team is having a party at someone’s house and I’m planning on tying one one.
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
by Bob Loblaw on Aug 29, 2010 11:56 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
This reminds me of Lethal Weapon 4...
when Mel Gibson keeps posting the picture of Danny Glover in his underwear clucking like a chicken. At least you are a good sport about it. You should wear that t-shirt to the next LSB suite night.
Superman wears Josh Hamilton pajamas.
So you have a bedazzled shirt that says you like to fuck dudes.
Everything is a lot more clear now.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 30, 2010 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Don't ever let Big Ben R see that shirt
He’ll treat it as a hall pass.
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
Kevin Costner
All of his baseball movies are awesome…..
get Wesley snipes to play Torii Hunter…..
Mal: Well, quite a lot of fuss. If I didn't know better, I'd think we were dangerous.
in the pantheon of baseball movies
There are much worse:
Ed
Rookie of the Year
Almost all of the “Major League” movies after the first one
Mr 3000
Mr Baseball
Little Big League
Mal: Well, quite a lot of fuss. If I didn't know better, I'd think we were dangerous.
I'd put Mr. 3000 above it for sure
which was formulaic, but you could at least tell it was written by a baseball fan, and not just a sideplot for an awful romantic drama.
Heh, Mr. Baseball wasn't that bad.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
That it's going to be really hard to come back
Not that it’s very doable we all know thats a lie. It’s not easy to close out a division but its even harder to come back from 7.5 down with only 32 games left.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
OT: does anyone follow Jon Heyman's on Twitter?
Am I the only one who gets annoyed by the tone of his tweets? He always seems like he’s talking down to his followers or otherwise believes he’s talking to an extremely stupid group of people.
THE RANGERS ARE FULL OF UNBELIEVEABLE SUCK GIVE UP NOW IT DOES NOT MATTER GOOD BYE.
"It has been said that baseball is to the United States what revolutions are to Latin America, a safety valve for letting off steam. I think baseball is more serious than any Latin American revolution. But, then, I am a serious fan." -- George F. Will
by WestTxAg06 on Aug 29, 2010 9:00 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
I do not follow him, but you're right, his Tweets are remarkably pompous and immature.
Even considering the source.
I also like how he ignores people for saying things he disagrees with.
Follow Peter Gammons
and realize that either he has an illiterate nine year old type out his tweets, or he’s accomplished quite a bit despite being an illiterate nine year old.
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chain saw?
Way too many political tweets
"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.
by Kinslerhomer on Aug 29, 2010 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Rob Neyer has gotten really bad with the political tweets too
THE RANGERS ARE FULL OF UNBELIEVEABLE SUCK GIVE UP NOW IT DOES NOT MATTER GOOD BYE.
"It has been said that baseball is to the United States what revolutions are to Latin America, a safety valve for letting off steam. I think baseball is more serious than any Latin American revolution. But, then, I am a serious fan." -- George F. Will
by WestTxAg06 on Aug 29, 2010 9:56 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
yep
"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.
by Kinslerhomer on Aug 29, 2010 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions
I stopped following them both because of that
I like to keep my sports and politics separate, thank you.
Godwin's Law Version 2.0 (Rangers Edition)
"As a Ranger discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Danks, Volquez, or Young approaches one."
by LBBRangerFan on Aug 30, 2010 9:32 AM CDT up reply actions
I sometimes wonder who let him near a Twitter account.
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
I was in the upper deck when Wash took him out
And from up there it sounded like he got nothing but applause.
I was on the first deck by the leftfield pole
I heard mostly cheers also when The Gut came out. I did hear a few when he threw the double play ball away. As a fan i did feel a little cheated with Blanco, Cora & Cantu in the infield, but what can you do with injuries. I was just glad to be there & get to see them live.
by Linedrive222 on Aug 29, 2010 9:34 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I was sitting in section 22 row 18
and applause is pretty much all I heard as well.
Personally, I stayed silent. I certainly wasn’t going to boo a guy who has pitched so well for us this year but I also wasn’t going to applaud his performance today either.
by JimCrankshaft on Aug 29, 2010 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Anyone who booed Lewis is just fucking stupid...
and doesn’t know shit about baseball.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Colby Lewis has a 5.4 WAR at StatCorner.
Baseball Reference’s leaderboard would put that total 6th all-time among Rangers pitching seasons, and he’s got a month to go.
Lazy analysis, but I just thought that was cool.
By the way, his B-R WAR ranks 31st at 3.8.
And his FIP WAR is 3.9.
he’s on pace in those for 4.8 this season, which would be alone for 13th, just a single run outside of the top 10. That StatCorner WAR is on pace for 7.0, which would rank second behind only Fergie Jenkins in ’74 and five runs ahead of anyone else.
In short, Colby Lewis is having one of the best seasons a pitcher has ever had for this franchise.
Colby Lewis has been phenomenal
and I think all the “Cliff Lee is the best Rangers pitcher EVER!” talk does Lewis terrible justice. Lewis is a big, big reason the team is where it is this year, and he actually has been among the best Rangers pitchers ever instead of just being a great pitcher who stopped by for a few months.
Go Rice Owls!
I only think it does Lewis an injustice if it's said by someone who ignores Lewis as a result.
I think most of the people who are enamored with how good Lee is also manage to appreciate how good Lewis is around these parts.
I think a big difference between you and me
is that you have a very, how should I say it, optimistic view of what a lot of people around here think. I’m a bit more cynical.
Go Rice Owls!
I was shocked when they booed him or the homerun.
Don’t know which, but I was there I was pissed when they started booing.
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
Those dumbasses probably dont even know
how big & unlucky this season. Colby has been the best starter other than CJ this year
by Linedrive222 on Aug 29, 2010 9:37 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Yep
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan
by Conjunction on Aug 30, 2010 12:26 AM CDT up reply actions
People boo'd Colby?
That’s nuts – he’s been one of the five or six players who no one in their right mind could boo (I actually wouldn’t boo any Rangers). Him, Hammy, CJ, Feliz, Oliver and O’Day – under no circumstances should they be boo’d.
Maybe they got him confused with the other C.L. in the rotation….
Go Rice Owls!
Just a warning to anyone at RBIA.
If you boo Hamilton, I will find you and kill you. I don’t care what he does, and I don’t care who you are.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 29, 2010 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions 8 recs
Needs moar recs
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
Indeed...
Ball....toss.....antlers....
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 30, 2010 7:21 AM CDT up reply actions
You don't seem like the killing type
you seem like the type that would say you will kill people on a blog…I need you to prove yourself
Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
by Texas Jihad on Aug 29, 2010 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions
I'd like to cut my teeth on Tom Hicks.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 29, 2010 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions
And...green.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Funny that pitchers are getting booed
when the offense has been so dreadful lately and it’s the pitching carrying this thing.
It’s kind of odd, this team is similar to last year’s, except last year it was June that weighed the whole year down, and this year it was the June offense that carried the whole year.
This team is almost exactly as productive offensively as last year, the only reason this years club looks better is because offense around the league has dropped, and the run prevention has improved.
"Look, we're basically on earth to shit and fuck. So unless your job's to help people shit or fuck, it's not that important, so relax."-https://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
It's just astounding to me how we always demand there be pitching and finally we have one of the best pitchers we've ever known. . .
. . . and he gets booed for having a less-than-stellar day (made worse by awful defense).
Yep
we definitely have more than enough pitching this year. Either Hunter, Lewis, or Wilson would easily have been the aces of many of our previous years staffs.
"Look, we're basically on earth to shit and fuck. So unless your job's to help people shit or fuck, it's not that important, so relax."-https://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
The really terrible part about it
is with the lineup they put out there today, you better get a lot of defense from it, because you damn sure shouldn’t count on offense.
That was about as bad an offensive lineup as we have seen. How many 700+ OPS guys in there? 4?
"Look, we're basically on earth to shit and fuck. So unless your job's to help people shit or fuck, it's not that important, so relax."-https://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
The difference between this year and last
is that the Angels aren’t playing 10 games above their skill level and their skill level got worse…
Go Rice Owls!
Unfortunately, Colby overestimates ballpark crowds.
Our ballpark fans kinda suck.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
The typical Ranger fan has a kind face...
….the kind you want to bitch slap!!
This shit ain't over til Bengie Molina sings.
Give me a break!
Whiie I wouldn’t likely boo a Ranger pitcher having a bad day, I would still be frustrated. You’r vanity is disgusting in proclaiming the inferiority of the Texas Rangers fans, which of course triumphs your superiority. Give me a break!
I hate when athletes misuse "unfortunate".
“It’s kind of unfortunate,” Lewis said. "It’s a situation where I walk a guy there with two outs in the sixth and then you get booed. That’s kind of unfortunate, too.
Just say what you mean.
Pro baseball has always been a dream, so this is pretty freakin’ cool out here. -- Tim Steggall, undrafted Rangers minor leaguer.
Unfortunate = shitty/stupid/unbelievable.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 29, 2010 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Unfortunate is lame
I prefer fucked up…I also prefer fucked up instead of counter intuitive
Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
Then he had to add in the all time worst phrase... "It is what it is."
“It is what it is.” is just a sucky way to say nothing instead of something substantial. I see or hear that phrase, and I want to replace “it” with “suck.” “Suck is what suck is.”
Superman wears Josh Hamilton pajamas.
Manny to the ChiSox...
for nobody. They’re just picking up his salary.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Maybe him and Andruw can be worthless together.
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
If the Rangers don't bring Vlad back...
or he chooses to go, I’d like to see the Rangers go after Manny to be the DH next year. It will be interesting to see how much he gets next season.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
I don't usually give a shit about a players baggage or personality
But Manny is the one exception. I really don’t want that clown anywhere near the Rangers. Ever.
Of course, I felt similarly about Vlad prior to this season, so…
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
Vlad's not close to Manny...
as far as baggage goes. The guy is probably an ass, but damn can he hit.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Yeah
Objectively, I probably wouldn’t complain if we did sign him to a one-year deal like Coolaid mentioned.
But only if Dunn and Pena where already off the market.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
I'll take Manny over Pena...
and I think Dunn will cost too much. I like the fact that Manny is a right handed bat as well.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Manny half asses half of the time, no thanks.
He’s a cancer.
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
As a DH, his "half-assing half of the time" would be just fine with me.
The guy always hits.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 29, 2010 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions
So does that make him a quarter ass?
Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
by Texas Jihad on Aug 29, 2010 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Dunn has yet to actually garner the money or the return people think he's going to though.
I don’t think he’ll be as expensive as you’d think (again) and I bet he’d love to hit at the RBiA.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
I think that would definitely get him
i also think thatd be a little high for him
Josey Wales is stupid
I don't want Manny, either.
No thanks.
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
I'm with you, LSJ
I think “clubhouse atmosphere” and “chemistry” are way overrated, but Manny might be an exception to that. You just can’t count on him night in and night out to pull his weight. If he plays hard most of the time then it’s great…but if he gets all butthurt like he did in the end in Boston and starts mailing it it, you’re totally F’ed.
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
I want no part of the Manny experience.
After the way Milton Bradley started to quit on his teammates here, I do not want a repeat, or worse. Jeff Passan at Yahoo! sports has a good article today about how Manny quit on the Red Sox and then the Dodgers. No thank you.
Superman wears Josh Hamilton pajamas.
I'd love to see a repeat of Bradley's '08 experience/performance.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Except for the end of the season,
when he did not play certain games in order to pad his stats so that he could get a better contract. I can stand a certain amount of baggage, but I cannot stand players who quit on their teammates.
Superman wears Josh Hamilton pajamas.
yes, this.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 30, 2010 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Two of the biggest circus acts in baseball are now on the same team
I often wonder how people can watch that team, between Hawk, Ozzie and now Manny.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
the White Sox
Baseball’s equivalent of an 8 car pile-up.
Mal: Well, quite a lot of fuss. If I didn't know better, I'd think we were dangerous.
So, Chucks, if either of you dudes are reading this
Please tell Colby we love him, and aspire to be like him, and wouldn’t boo him if he allowed back-to-back homers, then stomped on a copy of the Bill of Rights on the mound.
We love him, here.
Except for RangerMad, but that’s because Colbyashi is going to cost him some bucks this year.
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chain saw?
by Keynes on Aug 29, 2010 9:52 PM CDT reply actions 7 recs
It's not the worst name I've ever heard, but it's up there.
I don’t see any way they don’t refer to that series by some form of the “Launching Pad Series,” or the “Battle of Home Run Ballparks.”
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 29, 2010 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm shuddering.
“One thing’s for sure: there are going to be a LOOOOOTTTT of runs scored this series.”
“YUK YUK YEAH”
We could throw Cliff Lee against Ubaldo in game one
And you’d still hear about the “offensive juggernauts mashing their way to the Series!”
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 29, 2010 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions
What about "The Donkey Show"
Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
by Texas Jihad on Aug 29, 2010 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
So..none of you LSB Suite Night Folks are making a FanPost?
Time to time details, please.
How did the introductions go? And on a scale of 1 to 10…how awkward was it the first 20 minutes?
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 29, 2010 10:04 PM CDT reply actions
I assume it was a bunch of fucking dorks
hanging out watching baseball…maybe they passed around nudie pics that they had folded in their wallets or traded ideas on how to cheat an IQ test… I don’t know
Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
by Texas Jihad on Aug 29, 2010 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions 6 recs
that sounds remarkably like
LSB Suite Nite at the ballpark. :)
I soloed in the Mile High Club!
Plus, we were juxtaposed
against the neighboring suite of a affliction t-shirt-wearing body-builders
AKA BuckyB
ugh, forgot about them....wonder how many thumb rings were being worn over there.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 30, 2010 8:18 AM CDT up reply actions
I just remember them peering in our suite's doors while Chuck was visiting us
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
haha, that was great....
YOU CAN"T HAVE HIM PUNK, HE’S OURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Internets rule!!!
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 30, 2010 8:24 AM CDT up reply actions
No one really made it a point to introduce themselves.
Of course, that might be because Rachel and I were pretty easy to spot – someone said “well, I have about a 50% of chance of guessing who you are”.
One thing I didn’t really like was that there wasn’t enough room or seating in the suite for all 20 of us, nor were there enough seats for all of us outside it. We couldn’t all be inside or outside at the same time. We dragged some chairs outside but there still wasn’t enough seating for everyone to watch.
It was still pretty fun, though. I went inside when the game started sucking, but something happened that I thought was pretty funny. Inside the suite the game was on, but on mute. Everyone who was inside was standing or sitting around talking, but whenever something awesome would happen in the game, we’d all stop whatever we were doing and cheer or applaud. It was exactly like a GDT with everyone talking about whatever but lots of exclamation points when good things happened.
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
by Lisa W on Aug 29, 2010 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah those suites are freaking tiny.
Sometimes you can rent two together, but even then it’s not that big. I was really not impressed with the suites. I wouldn’t pay big bucks for them.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
I intro'd myself!!
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 30, 2010 8:26 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, but no one really made it a point to announce to everyone who they were
Except RangerFloppy, because we must have all looked realllly suspicious (gotta be the tie).
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
He walked in and goes, "Hi, Adam Stellar." wearing his tie and credentials....
….I at first thought he was our suite butler or something…then I remembered he was Rangerfloppy….
While Greenberg was in the suite Ted Price was in there….for some unknown reason I thought it was Sean Bass (even after hearing Ted ask Greenberg some questions). I had told Sean Bass that I was going to give him a hug for a post earlier in the week so I went up to Ted (who I thought was Sean) and said, “Sean, my name is Ryan, how’re you doing?”…he goes, “Ted Price, nice to meet you.” Then I just said, “Oh….” and Ted goes, “I’m sorry, were you expecting something better” or something like that.
I felt like a dick.
I’ll tell it again later.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 30, 2010 8:39 AM CDT up reply actions
We did that in the parking lot when we picked up our tickets
Lots of handshakes & intros there.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Ah, I see
I missed that, because I picked up my ticket before any of y’all got there and went to get dinner with the husband-type man.
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
I thought maybe you pulled some strings to get in the suite
:)
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
I'm waiting, silently in the bushes.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 30, 2010 6:06 AM CDT up reply actions
until then....

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 30, 2010 8:42 AM CDT up reply actions
I wonder if Ben hit up anyone about investment opportunities.
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
he hit Chuck up actually...I have it on video, waiting to see if Chuck minds if I post the vids from his visit.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 30, 2010 10:24 AM CDT up reply actions
While I'm in Lazy Analysis mode, here's some more fun.
Baseball Prospectus has the Rangers’ third order record at 71 wins (before tonight) so far. So that’s probably a good assessment of what their talent level has been so far this season.
So that’s about an 89 win team over 162 games (with an average schedule). Not bad, not great.
But Cliff Lee put up 4 wins previously with Seattle. Ian Kinsler’s 125 game pace (what Elvis has played) this season has been 3.6, and it certainly seems like he had some rust coming back from the DL and probably could have been better healthy; he’s put up 2.2. Nelson Cruz, a similar story with similar rust, has had a 6.2 win pace this season, which would be behind only Josh Hamilton and Roy Halladay (no DH in the NL) at FanGraphs; he’s put up 3.8.
So, if the Rangers had Cliff Lee all season and good health, you could very easily see the Rangers being 8 wins better to this point in the season. You’re now talking about the best record by talent level to this point in the season and a 99 win pace by talent and 102 by actual record.
Obviously you can’t count on Cruz and Kinsler to be healthy for 162 games, so this team, from that standpoint, isn’t quite 99-102 wins good. But that’s not my point. My point is how good this team is when healthy, which is what we hope for in the post season, where they won’t have to even use the awful bench or the back of the rotation.
In short, it’s not that hard at all to point out, when healthy over a small sample, this team could very easily be the best in baseball.
Just an attempt at a pick-me-up.
by philkid3 on Aug 29, 2010 10:15 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
If we're 100% healthy and have Cliff Lee at the front of the rotation in October...
We can take on all comers.
eh
the teams are all pretty equal.
Just think of the #1s: Price, Sabathia, Lee, Liriano – that is about as much of a wash as you can come up with. Anyone would put tons of money down that Lee beats any of those guys, or vice versa? That’s pretty even there.
The bullpen’s are pretty similar too; the lineup’s are as well. If healthy, I take the Rangers lineup over them all, since it is hard to do better than Kinsler, Young, Hamilton, Cruz and Vlad in the middle. But that if healthy looms pretty big
I actually think the Rangers biggest advantage is not Cliff Lee, but that having Lee allows them to have Wilson and Lewis be #2 and #3 instead of using one as #1.
Go Rice Owls!
I like Lee against all of those guys.
But I like the Yankees lineup, top to bottom, more than our own.
last paragraph, I agree
It seems almost certain that the Rangers are going to have a pitching advantage in game 3, regardless of who we match up against. I don’t think any of the other playoff teams will have a starter the quality of Lewis or CJ 3rd in the starting rotation.
It's fun to do bad things.
I agree with being pretty close.
I don’t think the Rangers are clearly, or even likely, the best team in October. But I think they’re much closer to the Yankees than the 8 games or so regular season record difference will convey.
I don't think the records mean much
I think the teams, when you consider the top 3 of each rotation and consider who is and is not healthy, are all very close. The mindset that the Rangers are clear favorites is troublesome, because it is possibly going to lead to some angry people in October.
Lee makes this team close to the other teams – not a clear favorite. If they don’t move past the first round, it won’t be Cliff Lee’s fault.
Go Rice Owls!
they are the clear favorite behind NYY, Tampa and possibly MIN
without question…
three games at MIN this week, three games against NYY next week. show me something.
beating MIN 3 of 4 was great – without kinsler/cruz, but morneau’s .345 was missed, too.
TEX can beat all three teams, but TEX isn’t going to be favored in any sense of the word starting a series at NYY or at Tampa in the first round or at MIN in the second round. man up and overtake MIN to get HFA, and the scales tip in our favor slightly.
by sam in so cal on Aug 30, 2010 8:40 AM CDT up reply actions
On the other hand I think most of the stadium cheered when Wash took Harden out Saturday
"Hell's frozen over, Pigs are flying! The Saints have won the Super Bowl"
Shreveport Captains in LSB H2H Fantasy League
Not real surprising.
I was waiting for Lee to get booed his first game with with the team against the Orioles too.
I cringe every time a pitcher isn’t doing well at RBiA.
I don't think the Rangers fans are bad.
There are some, sure, but I’ve had some pretty good baseball conversations with random people at the ballpark.
pretty decent weekly radio show
hit listen now – on until midnight – or dial in on your stereo tuner
Same here. Maybe it's just luck.
I’ve been to about 20 parks, and you get the same types everywhere. I didn’t care much for the revered Cardinal fans. Braves have put out a good product for 20 years, fans meh. NYY/Bos more rabid, but there’s something to be sad for a happy medium….
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
My only experience is what I find in the communities online, mostly.
Outside of LSB, Rangers fans are people I encounter very rarely who don’t know a damn thing about the team, so that’s become my perception of the casual Rangers fan.
I think your perception is wrong
I travel around all over Dallas/Fort Worth five days a week, talking a great many people. Not many of them are as Rangers-crazy as we are here. Think about it, though. How many hours do most of us spend on LSB alone, much less going to games and reading about the team elsewhere. Most people just don’t have that kind of time but it doesn’t make them bad fans.
by Black Francis on Aug 29, 2010 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions
It's been discussed ad nauseum,
but the local media plays a huge role in that. It’s Pokes 24/7/365 round here, but when I do get around the person who actually likes baseball more, I’m usually pleased with their general knowledge.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
"Pokes 24/7/365"
weird…that’s where my mom works.
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
by Bob Loblaw on Aug 29, 2010 11:49 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I've met random Rangers fans in several weird cities
like San Diego and Salt Lake City, and it’s impressive how they know a good deal about the team’s prospects and so forth. I don’t think you’d find that with random fans of many other teams around. Certainly Angels and Padres fans I’ve met aren’t so wise to their clubs.
Go Rice Owls!
Well, I doubt someone who's casual about baseball information from nowhere near Arlington are going to root for the Rangers.
If that makes sense. They’re not a likely team to have bandwagoners just for the sake of having a baseball team to pimp.
It is ironic to read folks here calling out the fans who boo
when we regularly denigrate poor-performers here in much more colorful and imaginative ways on an hourly basis
we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"
by eclou on Aug 29, 2010 11:09 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Honestly, when I freak out on Ceej, I actually do worry that he might lurk and read it.
I wouldn’t if he was still around.
At least we know who deserves it.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
This.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 29, 2010 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, we do often get on players who I don't think should be booed.
I mean, I wouldn’t boo any player, but people here have ragged players who certainly shouldn’t be. And I don’t think they would if they were somewhere the players could hear them.
My first sentence came out wrong.
I mean I don’t like booing period, but there are players like Arias it makes sense. And there are guys like MY who sure as hell shouldn’t be booed but get shit on here. And I have no problem with that, but I would have a problem with booing him.
I think the only player I have ever boo'd
was Barry Bonds. I don’t think I’ve ever boo’d a Ranger though.
I never saw Chris Davis in person, but in June of last year, I maybe would have boo’d him when he K’d… I don’t know. Though I wouldn’t be booing him as much as the fact that he was still on the team.
Go Rice Owls!
I think I booed
Coco Codero after he blew one of his last saves. I remember he was awfuf for a few games and he made mention of hearing the boos and understanding it was about his performance not him.
I soloed in the Mile High Club!
I booed franky frank frank
This year. It just so happened that the very next closing opportunity that arose, guess which future ROY was franky’s permanent replacement?
Booing has a place, even for your own players at times. A smart homecrowd that supports good smart play to no end yet is also merciless to play it feels is beneath the standard of the club is a fanbase that will have the respect of the players and other fanbased, But ffs! It has to occur at smart moments. I do think that perhaps colbyashi mistook general all around booing at lackadaisical half assed field play by the team in general as targeted venom at his particular efforts, which I don’t necessarily think was the case.
Just pointing out that contrary to what I have read from many here, booing shit play or shit players who are consistently playing beneith the level of the organization shouldn’t be abhored it should be demanded. Of course, none of that has anything to do with Colby.
I can't help it. I’m an asshole.
-brettgardner on Jul 7, 2009 10:55 PM EDT
by Jayslick on Aug 30, 2010 2:55 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
So...
Rich Harden, Michael Young and Scott Feldman then.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
Agree
I saw “Memento” and “Doubt” last night. Might try “Weeds” next.
If we had a bomb, Pantera would hang out with us.
I got the feeling
that people were booing because Wash left him in too long. Then again, I was at the game and damn near heat-stroked out by the fourth inning. Also, I was pretty drunk.
That's why they call them business sox
Colby has been really good this year but he sounded like a pussy today.
He sucked dick and should have been booed.
It wasn’t personal, strictly bidness.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
boo.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Aug 29, 2010 11:26 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I was listening to the game on the radio this afternoon
and it didn’t sound like he was booed that badly….there was a mix of both….but if you don’t want to get booed, pitch a better game and don’t skull-fuck the throw to 2B.
So what was it…7 straight home games with that pussy Judy Borbon in CF and only 25 runs scored??!?!
Shocking.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
by Josey Wales on Aug 29, 2010 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm having a difficult time with girl in white.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
That's what I'm trying to figure out.
Worthiness.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
Kevin Mench in the middle standing?
Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
by Texas Jihad on Aug 30, 2010 10:01 AM CDT up reply actions
He wasn't good today, kid.
It was hot as fuck and he STBF…if he was booed (and it didn’t sound THAT bad on radio) he should wear it.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
by Josey Wales on Aug 29, 2010 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions
You are fucking stupid
Josey Wales is stupid
by Horns130 on Aug 30, 2010 12:32 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Going on 40 years now, and I've never booed a Ranger - ever....
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
It
was about a 80/20% cheer to boo ratio when he was pulled. This whole thing is being overblown, in my opinion.
As for the people who did boo, I don’t agree with it but it’s hard for me to come down too hard on them. Like you said, they sat out there for 3-4 hours in ridiculously hot weather and were treated to 9 innings of little league caliber baseball from the Rangers. I’d like to think that the booing was more-so a result of the entire teams performance and not directed solely at Colbayahi.
by JimCrankshaft on Aug 30, 2010 12:48 AM CDT up reply actions
So
joyless bore, or contrariness for contrariness’ sake?
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chain saw?
I'm going to start booing your posts, then.
Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!
The Jonas Brothers in the Ranger clubhouse and taking batting practice at RBiA...
also at a good burger restaurant in Dallas. It’s a nice piece for Dallas PR…..the clubhouse bit starts around 6:20
This shit ain't over til Bengie Molina sings.
Love Shack
is awesome! and it’s in FW not Dallas I know they didn’t really specify in the video.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
Tim Love is bringing one of them Love Shacks to lil' ol' Denton, right on the square....jacked up.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 30, 2010 9:18 AM CDT up reply actions
I saw the Jonas Brothers at the Love Shack once
I guess they called ahead to see if I would be there. I would really like to punch them
Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
by Texas Jihad on Aug 30, 2010 10:35 AM CDT up reply actions
Just saw the guy who played Spike in Little Giants in a movie on Comedy Central.
He looks EXACTLY the same.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
It is now official
Rich Harden stole Arias’ blackmail pictures.
Manager Ron Washington said the staff will each get five days between starts following the off day. The first beneficiary will be Rich Harden, who will go against Minnesota on Friday.
I fixed it
Manager Ron Washington said the staff will each get five days between starts following the off day. The first beneficiary will be Rich Harden, who willgo against Minnesota on Fridaybe drawn and quartered right before the first pitch on the pitcher’s mound tonight
.
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
Remember Harden's 7-inning no-hitter, when everyone who said they wanted to see him left in till his arm fell off got their balls busted whether they where being serious or not?
Hilarity.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
Wonder if there will be backlash
from upper management on Colby seeing as how the club is now pushing the “These are YOUR Texas Rangers” motto. I’m sure his comments alienated some fringe fans and I don’t see Nolan being too happy with his off the cuff remarks. They actually ticked me off a little. I’m not too butt hurt by it since I would LIKE to think he didn’t mean it to cover the entire Texas Rangers fan base. But that’s how it was worded. I’m assuming he will be talked to and he’ll issue some kind of retraction or correction to what he meant. Either way, man … you don’t throw the fans under the bus. The fans ultimately sign your paycheck. It’s kind of a “What have you done for me lately” situation … After being shut out the day before and their offense continuing to be anemic yesterday… I think the boos were frustration related, if anything. Colby took those way too personally – he has some growing up to do in the bigs if he’s going to allow some fans booing to get under his skin. It had “whiny bitch” written all over it to me.
Happy birthday to Kenny. Happy birthday to you.
I'll agree that it was an unnecessary bad-PR move
If it becomes a habit, I’d understand… but he’s a professional. He should be able to understand that there are more than a few jackasses in every ballpark expecting perfection.
AKA BuckyB
I see nothing wrong
with anything Colby said.
The only folks who will be offended by it are your typical Dallas bandwagoners.
"Look, we're basically on earth to shit and fuck. So unless your job's to help people shit or fuck, it's not that important, so relax."-https://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
Well, yeah...
…but those are the people the club is trying to bring in and make money from.
by Stormwalker on Aug 30, 2010 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions
Those folks
will come in and spend money regardless of what Lewis says, as long as they win.
"Look, we're basically on earth to shit and fuck. So unless your job's to help people shit or fuck, it's not that important, so relax."-https://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
Just because I'm not personally offended by it
Doesn’t change the fact that it was a pointless thing to say.
Only bad things can come from a quote like that.
AKA BuckyB
the only people he potentially alienated are the same people that were booing
the people that weren’t booing think that the people that were booing were idiots and agreed with lewis. it’s not like kinsler last year saying that the fans suck for not coming out to the ballpark – to watch the team fail down the stretch. that was a douche comment. lewis was within the lines on that.
i don’t even have a huge problem with people booing. a lot of the fan base isn’t knowledgeable about the team. i would say that a fair percentage of the people there may not even know that kinsler is out or that cruz is out. even fewer know that nelly and kinsler are headed back. the Rangers are still selling Davis t-shirts at the games, and people are still buying them. knowing that lewis has been a great pitcher this year is certainly a concept that many people there have no grasp on whatsoever. all they see is a first place team losing and a guy having a bad day. i would argue that it’s not acceptable to boo your team, but people that do this have done this in a lot “better” situations.
by sam in so cal on Aug 30, 2010 11:07 AM CDT up reply actions





















