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The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Aug 30, 2010 9:15 PM CDT reply actions  

stupid whitey

"what I have learned in 11 years in the sports business is that the dumbest guys in the room are always the media guys." - mark cuban

by Longhorn on Aug 30, 2010 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

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Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 30, 2010 9:16 PM CDT reply actions  

MOAR

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by dontcallmeElvis on Aug 30, 2010 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

MITCH FTW!!

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Aug 30, 2010 9:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Wow, nice grab by the Mitchlin man

La naiba cu Monkey Rally !!!!!

- That would Romanian for F*ck the Rally Monkey....

by Captain Fubar on Aug 30, 2010 9:16 PM CDT reply actions  

MORELAND!

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Aug 30, 2010 9:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Moreland!!!!

"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Aug 30, 2010 9:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Babies sneezing are always funny.

They have no idea what the hell is happening.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Aug 30, 2010 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

thanks.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Aug 30, 2010 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Remind me never to eat your lemons.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 30, 2010 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like to pick up the slack.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 30, 2010 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Whatever the CIF's are on tonight, we need to buy in bulk.

I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM

by LSJ on Aug 30, 2010 9:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Wow Mitchie!

we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"

by eclou on Aug 30, 2010 9:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Snared By A Diving Mitch Moreland!

For the record, I like Face, but his defense is, well, indefensible. Don't believe me? Click here, then here and here.

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 30, 2010 9:16 PM CDT reply actions  

new username?

"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"

by Bob Loblaw on Aug 30, 2010 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

PADMY has been around for a little while now.

Where have you been?

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 30, 2010 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

me?

workin’.

"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"

by Bob Loblaw on Aug 30, 2010 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Your corner is a rough one.

Not surprised you haven’t had the time.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 30, 2010 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

it's been pretty rough the last week or so

some lady officer got shot up a whole bunch of times last night. She survived and the bad guys are locked up FTW.

"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"

by Bob Loblaw on Aug 30, 2010 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Holy Shit!

Pass on my get well soon wishes please.

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Aug 30, 2010 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

she's OK

caught 2 in the trauma plate in the vest, one glanced off her face and I think she took the 4th in the arm. The no-shootin’ turds fired 20+ rounds. She wasn’t even doing anything…assisting OK County on a DUI and they had just left. They were trying to spring their dad from custody. Head on a swivel……

"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"

by Bob Loblaw on Aug 30, 2010 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow, damn good thing she had the vest

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Aug 30, 2010 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think Mitchell needs to be in there every day

forget lefty-righty BS.

"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"

by Bob Loblaw on Aug 30, 2010 9:16 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

I think I agree with you.

For the record, I like Face, but his defense is, well, indefensible. Don't believe me? Click here, then here and here.

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 30, 2010 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think I love you

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Aug 30, 2010 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

<3

For the record, I like Face, but his defense is, well, indefensible. Don't believe me? Click here, then here and here.

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 30, 2010 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

That grab

was Mitchin’

Pete Campbell: A man like you I'd follow into combat blindfolded, and I wouldn't be the first. Am I right, buddy?
Don Draper: Let's take it a little slower. I don't want to wake up pregnant.

by DonDrapersOPS on Aug 30, 2010 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

yay o'day!

so…

feliz has a shot at rookie of the year…

hammy a better shot at MVP

if cliff lee turns things around, the CY young

o’day has a shot at reliever of the year?

yay team yay!

"Please don't hand Jim Knox your children."
- Josh Lewin

My virtual Texas Rangers Cards

by gossamer on Aug 30, 2010 9:16 PM CDT reply actions  

CJ for CY?

Sometimes I press CTRL+F and type in "Josey Wales" just to see if he made a stupid statement.

by Pith on Aug 30, 2010 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh yeah...

that too…they’ll give it to a coke head? why not…if hammy has shot at mvp

"Please don't hand Jim Knox your children."
- Josh Lewin

My virtual Texas Rangers Cards

by gossamer on Aug 30, 2010 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

let's give young

the branch rickey award too

"Please don't hand Jim Knox your children."
- Josh Lewin

My virtual Texas Rangers Cards

by gossamer on Aug 30, 2010 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

I would trade all of that horseshit for a title.

For the record, I like Face, but his defense is, well, indefensible. Don't believe me? Click here, then here and here.

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 30, 2010 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just trying to put things into perspective.

We’re setting ourselves up to get whipped up in a frenzy when we don’t sweep everything. Just relax and enjoy the ride.

For the record, I like Face, but his defense is, well, indefensible. Don't believe me? Click here, then here and here.

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 30, 2010 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Vlad says hello, maybe Hambone

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 30, 2010 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

most improved?

can’t say he’s really come back can we?

"Please don't hand Jim Knox your children."
- Josh Lewin

My virtual Texas Rangers Cards

by gossamer on Aug 30, 2010 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why not?

For the record, I like Face, but his defense is, well, indefensible. Don't believe me? Click here, then here and here.

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 30, 2010 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

because we can give vladdy comeback

and colby most improved

"Please don't hand Jim Knox your children."
- Josh Lewin

My virtual Texas Rangers Cards

by gossamer on Aug 30, 2010 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

I thought you were saying he had nothing to come back from.

For the record, I like Face, but his defense is, well, indefensible. Don't believe me? Click here, then here and here.

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 30, 2010 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

and then 24?

"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"

by Bob Loblaw on Aug 30, 2010 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

x

Sometimes I press CTRL+F and type in "Josey Wales" just to see if he made a stupid statement.

by Pith on Aug 30, 2010 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

+1

"I'm ok with being unimpressive..I sleep better"

by karma_kaze on Aug 30, 2010 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

and then 24!

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 30, 2010 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

OK, so

my backstory: I haven’t dated any girls before. It’s not because I’m bloated or disfigured or socially retarded; It was mostly repression due to a highly religious upbringing.
And as a result of this, my friends think I’d be very nervous on the initial call and come off as desperate or weird. They’re recommending a text. Thoughts?

"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan

by Conjunction on Aug 30, 2010 9:19 PM CDT reply actions  

Definitely texting

"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington

by FirebatM3 on Aug 30, 2010 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Do you agree with them?

I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM

by LSJ on Aug 30, 2010 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Do not take relationship

advice from this man. This will lead to failtaculars.

"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington

by FirebatM3 on Aug 30, 2010 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Failtaculars.

I like.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Aug 30, 2010 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

I thought you were trying to make up a word for dating fatties.

And I was with you.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 30, 2010 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Probably.

I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM

by LSJ on Aug 30, 2010 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

honestly

it sounds cliche, but just be yourself. If she likes you, then SCORE! If not, then F her.

"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"

by Bob Loblaw on Aug 30, 2010 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't read well

text first. This is a good plan…I wish that new-fangled texting existed when I was still in the dating pool. Me = AWKWARD….

"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"

by Bob Loblaw on Aug 30, 2010 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

I agree with this.

No stupid lines, nothing trying to be fake and funny.

Just…be you. Don’t put on an act.

One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....
Defending Big D - Dallas Stars news & analysis; SB Nation Dallas-Fort Worth

by Brandon Worley on Aug 30, 2010 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

based on our conversation from that night, that should work. We seriously clicked.

"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan

by Conjunction on Aug 30, 2010 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

As others have said, just be you

She has to like you as a person above all else, pickup crap only works on shallow Ho’s.

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Aug 30, 2010 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Too many friends

are basing their advice on stuff they learned in “The Game” or its sequel.

"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan

by Conjunction on Aug 30, 2010 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

They can keep doing that for all I care.

Makes us normal guys look better.

One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....
Defending Big D - Dallas Stars news & analysis; SB Nation Dallas-Fort Worth

by Brandon Worley on Aug 30, 2010 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Heh.

The ones I’m looking at are a bit more.

If I start saving now, I can have one by 2023

One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....
Defending Big D - Dallas Stars news & analysis; SB Nation Dallas-Fort Worth

by Brandon Worley on Aug 30, 2010 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Now that's a bit too much.

The new M3 4 door sedan is around $70k once you add some of the sport features.

One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....
Defending Big D - Dallas Stars news & analysis; SB Nation Dallas-Fort Worth

by Brandon Worley on Aug 30, 2010 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Damn.

You could get a 2003 M5, a 2005 M3, an old Jaguar that you could use the M5 to tow to the shop, and have enough left over to re-sign Cliff Lee.

by Closure GT on Aug 30, 2010 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ahh ha ha ha.

I was seriously thinking about saving money and going for the older BMW.

But then those new XFs came out and I nearly soiled my jeans.

One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....
Defending Big D - Dallas Stars news & analysis; SB Nation Dallas-Fort Worth

by Brandon Worley on Aug 30, 2010 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Quality has gotten much better since 89 or so

I’ve heard the new ones are fantastic. And, you can buy an aftermarket warranty for ~$600.

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Aug 30, 2010 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm seriously leaning towards the XF.

I need to test drive them though against the M3.

One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....
Defending Big D - Dallas Stars news & analysis; SB Nation Dallas-Fort Worth

by Brandon Worley on Aug 30, 2010 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I've heard that about the newer ones too.

But that old one looked like exactly the kind of car that would be awesome for the 2/3rd of the year when it was running. Shame, too, since it was a damn nice looking car.

by Closure GT on Aug 30, 2010 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

What year & model?

I could call my guy and check up on it.

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Aug 30, 2010 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mid 80's XJ.

I wasn’t seriously interested in it, though. It was something that would be a cool second (or third, or fourth…) car down the road a decade or two, but I wouldn’t finance a 26 year old Jaguar, and I’m definitely not at the point where I could or would throw together 10K in cash for one.

by Closure GT on Aug 30, 2010 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Meh, who am I to say

I just canceled on partying downtown tonight. I didn’t want to shower again and all that, and chase some young thing around the dance floor. That, and driving home buzzed, which most certainly would have happened.

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Aug 30, 2010 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

If you "clicked", then what's the holdup? She liked you enough to give you her number...

call her….be yourself….keep it a short conversation and ask her out again…..

Ball....toss.....antlers....

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 30, 2010 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like

any plan whose only two option are “SCORE” and “F her”.

by ACWNS09 on Aug 30, 2010 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

if you boil it down

it can’t go any other way

"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"

by Bob Loblaw on Aug 30, 2010 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

21

"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan

by Conjunction on Aug 30, 2010 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Whoa, just text her and don't be afraid to be fake or phony or whatever

and who cares how smart she is. You’re 21, just bang this chick and move on

by booyakasha on Aug 30, 2010 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not into that

I don’t know, guy. I guess I’m just a relationship guy even without having been in a relationship.

"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan

by Conjunction on Aug 30, 2010 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

There is nothing wrong with that at all.

I’m the same way.

One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....
Defending Big D - Dallas Stars news & analysis; SB Nation Dallas-Fort Worth

by Brandon Worley on Aug 30, 2010 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Me too...

I’ve had 1 one night stand and felt weird…I’m a loser, I know, just can’t do it.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Aug 30, 2010 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

BABIP!!!

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Aug 30, 2010 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yup.

There’s nothing wrong with being a decent guy. Is that “unmanly”? I refuse to think so.

One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....
Defending Big D - Dallas Stars news & analysis; SB Nation Dallas-Fort Worth

by Brandon Worley on Aug 30, 2010 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't think so either...

but I got shit for it all the time.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Aug 30, 2010 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

same here...

no joke….my nickname was “Captain Vanilla” at my last job….they were kidding but I took it as a compliment….

Ball....toss.....antlers....

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 30, 2010 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not necessarily last, but the best do come in second.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 30, 2010 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

EXACTLY.

In fact…I’m proud to be in second place all the time.

One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....
Defending Big D - Dallas Stars news & analysis; SB Nation Dallas-Fort Worth

by Brandon Worley on Aug 30, 2010 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

It makes me sad that guys think this.

Are girls really such bitches? I never had a lot of female friends – all of my friends were guys – so I never did all that “flirting” and “drama” shit most girls seemed to be into.

"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Aug 30, 2010 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not bitches, but they go after some massive douches

The key is to find the seemingly few that don’t instead of lowering to that level of live-in-the-garage, no-job, graphic-T douchebag

by booyakasha on Aug 30, 2010 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Like KinslerHomer.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 30, 2010 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think most girls aren't that way.

I would suspect though that most men with the bad guy attitude appear to have more confidence and that is why they seem to get more girls.

by casew on Aug 30, 2010 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

No they aren't all like that.

In fact…it seems most aren’t into it either. But then you have guys who think you have to play coy and not be “too desperate” and wait 8 days to call her or some shit.

One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....
Defending Big D - Dallas Stars news & analysis; SB Nation Dallas-Fort Worth

by Brandon Worley on Aug 30, 2010 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Enjoy Dallas dude

Buncha fake ass people :(

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Aug 30, 2010 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

But..but...

DVOA girl lives in Dallas….

One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....
Defending Big D - Dallas Stars news & analysis; SB Nation Dallas-Fort Worth

by Brandon Worley on Aug 30, 2010 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Texting is for pussies.

You gotta sack up and get the shit done.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 30, 2010 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Man, things have changed so much since I got married, I guess.

In 2007.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 30, 2010 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ha ha

As someone married in 2006..and now back in the dating pool…

It’s changed a LOT.

One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....
Defending Big D - Dallas Stars news & analysis; SB Nation Dallas-Fort Worth

by Brandon Worley on Aug 30, 2010 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

When I got married

It was after 2 years of continual courtship highlighted by box socials, supervised carriage rides through the countryside, formal dances, and nights together with bunnelling bags.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 30, 2010 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

No barnraising?

You got off easy.

For the record, I like Face, but his defense is, well, indefensible. Don't believe me? Click here, then here and here.

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 30, 2010 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Obviously you didn't read what I said.

No getting off to be found.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 30, 2010 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well played.

For the record, I like Face, but his defense is, well, indefensible. Don't believe me? Click here, then here and here.

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 30, 2010 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

My mother-in-law ties a mean Englishman's Knot.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 30, 2010 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

If it is, I didn't mean it to be.

I control-T’d up Wikipedia for a list of knots and chose the one that sounded the most old-fashioned.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 30, 2010 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

I remember watching the girls churn butter

And how it made my wool trousers bunch up.

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by Brandon Worley on Aug 30, 2010 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

An asthmatic at a junior high dance breathes easier than those pants.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 30, 2010 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hated dating when I was single.

Hated it.

"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Aug 30, 2010 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

But now that you're married

Dating is awesome!

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 30, 2010 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think you couldn't pay me enough to date again.

If something happened to the husband-type man I’d just become a crazy cat lady with Rangers season tickets.

"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Aug 30, 2010 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sure

We could go to Barnes and Noble on Sunday afternoons and read Baseball America together or some shit.

"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Aug 30, 2010 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

GoET's pants are all a-flutter from the "some shit" part.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 30, 2010 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

At first I thought this said

“sphincter buddies”

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by Brandon Worley on Aug 30, 2010 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

I just coughed up

my water.

"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan

by Conjunction on Aug 30, 2010 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not a fan of it.

I’m not one to “date” around.

But…I’ve got a date on Thursday with DVOA girl. I’m stoked.

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by Brandon Worley on Aug 30, 2010 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Agree

If you like the chick just fucking call her and tell her you wanna take her out. Don’t text like a bitch.

by chalktalk on Aug 30, 2010 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

A text would work, nowadays.

You got this number on Saturday, right? See, to me…you’ve waited too long. You should have called or texted today.

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by Brandon Worley on Aug 30, 2010 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Feel your pain man.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 30, 2010 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

text very briefly to establish contact but then call within several hours or that day.

dont be some weirdo who cant talk on the phone. Plus, she is probably just as nervous as you, if not more because she knows you want to lay the wood.

by dontcallmeElvis on Aug 30, 2010 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

send a pic of your hairy sack

if you get a reply then you know it’s a “go”

we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"

by eclou on Aug 30, 2010 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Add Crocs to boost your chances.

"I'm ok with being unimpressive..I sleep better"

by karma_kaze on Aug 30, 2010 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

I already told him this and he shot it down.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 30, 2010 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Only because I shave my sack

"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan

by Conjunction on Aug 30, 2010 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Haha

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Aug 30, 2010 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

I recommend you watch 40 year old virgin

and try not to be Steve Carell

Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.

by Texas Jihad on Aug 30, 2010 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

But does he ever bang Elizabeth Banks...no he doesn't

She is hot the broad he hooked up with was not….and clean your kitchen before your date

Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.

by Texas Jihad on Aug 30, 2010 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

So learn from the future you

close the deal with the hot one…then if you want to settle with the less crazy one do so

Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.

by Texas Jihad on Aug 30, 2010 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Always.

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Aug 30, 2010 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jane Lynch...

Would you?

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by Brandon Worley on Aug 30, 2010 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

God no.

But I’d go have drinks with her.

For the record, I like Face, but his defense is, well, indefensible. Don't believe me? Click here, then here and here.

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 30, 2010 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

For a second I thought you might be FuturePants with that response.

But I saw him post today.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 30, 2010 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mr. White!

Sometimes I press CTRL+F and type in "Josey Wales" just to see if he made a stupid statement.

by Pith on Aug 30, 2010 9:21 PM CDT reply actions  

mr white does it again......

La naiba cu Monkey Rally !!!!!

- That would Romanian for F*ck the Rally Monkey....

by Captain Fubar on Aug 30, 2010 9:22 PM CDT reply actions  

11-5 Final, Yank over As

25, soon to be 24

La naiba cu Monkey Rally !!!!!

- That would Romanian for F*ck the Rally Monkey....

by Captain Fubar on Aug 30, 2010 9:22 PM CDT reply actions  

go Yankees?

(shudders)

"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"

by Bob Loblaw on Aug 30, 2010 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

they've got 6 minutes to close this thing out

until I have to go back in from my dinner. Is it weird that I want to change shifts so I can GDT more often?

"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"

by Bob Loblaw on Aug 30, 2010 9:24 PM CDT reply actions  

Yes, but when you're here it's okay.

I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM

by LSJ on Aug 30, 2010 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

No.

It would be weird if you wanted to change for the morning threads.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 30, 2010 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHA

but reading the arguments with Josey over my morning joe gets my day started off right!

"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"

by Bob Loblaw on Aug 30, 2010 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nothing beats a good morning thread man.

Nothing.

Of course, nothing is worse than a bad morning thread.

I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM

by LSJ on Aug 30, 2010 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

no....

not at all. the one bonus that I got when my wife started med school…

I knew a bonus would be more baseball…more LSB time.

now…i’d rather her be done…but if you hafta look for a bright side…this is it

by Doc Mabee on Aug 30, 2010 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Royals PA guy is no Chuck Morgan...

he’s playing Ring of Fire when they brought in Tejeda with a guy on 2nd and 1 out…

I don’t get it.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Aug 30, 2010 9:25 PM CDT reply actions  

GIDP time?

"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
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by FirebatM3 on Aug 30, 2010 9:26 PM CDT reply actions  

It annoys me

that the only two Rangers games I can remember attending featured the pitching of Robinson Tejeda, Brandon McCarthy and Luis Mendoza.

by ACWNS09 on Aug 30, 2010 9:26 PM CDT reply actions  

yikes

time machine

"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"

by Bob Loblaw on Aug 30, 2010 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Damn, forgot.

And yeah, that was notable for a different reason.

by ACWNS09 on Aug 30, 2010 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

At least you can

thank Feldman’s awful pitching for giving you a good memory.

by ACWNS09 on Aug 30, 2010 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

not sure how I feel about this

can the #24 one be Jimmy Jackson?

"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"

by Bob Loblaw on Aug 30, 2010 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Got one ready to go

For the record, I like Face, but his defense is, well, indefensible. Don't believe me? Click here, then here and here.

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 30, 2010 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ruben.

For the record, I like Face, but his defense is, well, indefensible. Don't believe me? Click here, then here and here.

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 30, 2010 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

But those are both good calls.

For the record, I like Face, but his defense is, well, indefensible. Don't believe me? Click here, then here and here.

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 30, 2010 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

we need to embrace Raffy and his mustache.

It’s a time for healing. Everybody was cheating.

Let him throw out a first pitch Chuck!

by dontcallmeElvis on Aug 30, 2010 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why if we may inquire?

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 30, 2010 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yikes

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 30, 2010 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wait.

Was this a deeply personal thing or like a long-distance crush?

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by philkid3 on Aug 30, 2010 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

It was a drive three hours to Arlington to see him play...

kind of thing. I used to think it was because I loved baseball and the Rangers. I am told now it’s more because she had a thing for Raffy.

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by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 30, 2010 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

She banged him right?

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Aug 30, 2010 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

WHO WANTS A MUSTACHE RIDE?

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 30, 2010 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Raffy's place on my favorite list was probably like his career.

Never at the top of the list, but always really close. Once I soured on Juando, he probably passed him for second behind Pudge. Then he was second behind A-Rod. Then he was second behind Blalock.

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by philkid3 on Aug 30, 2010 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sigh...

I was at his 500th homer game. holding up a huge banner.

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Aug 30, 2010 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Strangely

The banner said “Hit it here, I like balls in my face!”

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 30, 2010 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Strangely

It was fight with the ex and suddenly her/the kids act really weird. They told me months later that she had been planning a split and they were very upset…I suppose you won this round.

Horrific day, all around.

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Aug 30, 2010 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

I love Raffy

Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.

by Texas Jihad on Aug 30, 2010 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL that guy just needed a bucket of popcorn!

"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Aug 30, 2010 9:29 PM CDT reply actions  

yep.

Member of the LSB Suite Night Club

by b.pate on Aug 30, 2010 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

...and we score on that.

Member of the LSB Suite Night Club

by b.pate on Aug 30, 2010 9:30 PM CDT reply actions  

C'mon Josh...please?

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Aug 30, 2010 9:32 PM CDT reply actions  

Just take the walk, dumbass

I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM

by LSJ on Aug 30, 2010 9:32 PM CDT reply actions  

Should've taken it when you had it.

I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM

by LSJ on Aug 30, 2010 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bleh

"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Aug 30, 2010 9:32 PM CDT reply actions  

flarn

"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"

by Bob Loblaw on Aug 30, 2010 9:32 PM CDT reply actions  

Joe!

May your GM-ing be as good as your clutch-ing.

For the record, I like Face, but his defense is, well, indefensible. Don't believe me? Click here, then here and here.

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 30, 2010 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

NICE.

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by Brandon Worley on Aug 30, 2010 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

I should change that.

It certainly seemed that way though….judging by the response surrounding the Modano departure.

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by Brandon Worley on Aug 30, 2010 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kari could make him look like a gd genius!

And I shall speak no more of hockey tonight.

"I'm ok with being unimpressive..I sleep better"

by karma_kaze on Aug 30, 2010 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

I remember when we were saying that about JD.

Now look.

Give the guy some time. And a budget.

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by Brandon Worley on Aug 30, 2010 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

we'll see

but he’s done pretty much nothing to give me confidence in him as a GM.

by JimCrankshaft on Aug 30, 2010 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh that was my bad.

I said “run” not “runs”

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

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by iorange555 on Aug 30, 2010 9:33 PM CDT reply actions  

This commercial is a total beating.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 30, 2010 9:34 PM CDT reply actions  

You'll have to be more specific.

I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM

by LSJ on Aug 30, 2010 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think I'm gonna need.....more ties!

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 30, 2010 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

aight

back to the salt mine. See the nocturnal LSBers in the PGT.

"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"

by Bob Loblaw on Aug 30, 2010 9:34 PM CDT reply actions  

squeezed!

we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"

by eclou on Aug 30, 2010 9:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Shit blue...that should be a K.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Aug 30, 2010 9:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Why not

let O’Day close?

Troy McClure: "Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy! If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about!"

by stupidsexyflanders on Aug 30, 2010 9:36 PM CDT reply actions  

And save totals

I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM

by LSJ on Aug 30, 2010 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Because he's not the Closer.

Duh.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 30, 2010 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Because Feliz has done a great job

and O’ Day does his job great as well. Why mess up a good thing?

by chalktalk on Aug 30, 2010 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just

thought 2 pitches and that’s it was a little weird.

Troy McClure: "Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy! If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about!"

by stupidsexyflanders on Aug 30, 2010 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Off-speed please.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Aug 30, 2010 9:37 PM CDT reply actions  

WTB Royals gun for RBIA.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 30, 2010 9:37 PM CDT reply actions  

Doesn't look like he's got his breaking ball tonight.

I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM

by LSJ on Aug 30, 2010 9:37 PM CDT reply actions  

Ah thank you.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 30, 2010 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Of course, when you're playing the Royals...

I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM

by LSJ on Aug 30, 2010 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

What was that?

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Aug 30, 2010 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ummm Neffy?

Let’s go. Now.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Aug 30, 2010 9:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Filth.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Aug 30, 2010 9:38 PM CDT reply actions  

K

For the record, I like Face, but his defense is, well, indefensible. Don't believe me? Click here, then here and here.

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 30, 2010 9:38 PM CDT reply actions  

24 sucks

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 30, 2010 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

You suck.

I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM

by LSJ on Aug 30, 2010 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

No I'm not the one that hates the fact Hamilton will probably win MVP.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 30, 2010 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Keifer Sutherland is pissed you just said that.

But you can’t see him because he’s running around your ankles.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 30, 2010 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's a sad strange little man.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 30, 2010 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

I second.

"I'm ok with being unimpressive..I sleep better"

by karma_kaze on Aug 30, 2010 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

ballgame!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

La naiba cu Monkey Rally !!!!!

- That would Romanian for F*ck the Rally Monkey....

by Captain Fubar on Aug 30, 2010 9:38 PM CDT reply actions  

BALLGAME

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 30, 2010 9:38 PM CDT reply actions  

ballgame

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Aug 30, 2010 9:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Ballgame!!!

"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Aug 30, 2010 9:39 PM CDT reply actions  

BALLGAME!!

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Aug 30, 2010 9:39 PM CDT reply actions  

BALLGAME FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!

Sometimes I press CTRL+F and type in "Josey Wales" just to see if he made a stupid statement.

by Pith on Aug 30, 2010 9:39 PM CDT reply actions  

Wooooo!

"What IS your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery?"

by Maximilian on Aug 30, 2010 9:39 PM CDT reply actions  

Ballgame!!!

we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"

by eclou on Aug 30, 2010 9:39 PM CDT reply actions  

We have mastered the Royals

Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.

by Texas Jihad on Aug 30, 2010 9:39 PM CDT reply actions  

BALLGAME

HELLO WIN COLUMN

For the record, I like Face, but his defense is, well, indefensible. Don't believe me? Click here, then here and here.

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 30, 2010 9:39 PM CDT reply actions  

WIN COLUMN!!!!!

24 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Doc Mabee on Aug 30, 2010 9:39 PM CDT reply actions  

BALLLLLLLLLGAME!

WHOOOOOOOO!

"Hell's frozen over, Pigs are flying! The Saints have won the Super Bowl"
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by LSU Ranger on Aug 30, 2010 9:39 PM CDT reply actions  

woohoo.

Member of the LSB Suite Night Club

by b.pate on Aug 30, 2010 9:39 PM CDT reply actions  

Yay for playing the Royals.

I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM

by LSJ on Aug 30, 2010 9:39 PM CDT reply actions  

CJ.

#upknucks

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Aug 30, 2010 9:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Ballgame.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Aug 30, 2010 9:40 PM CDT reply actions  

CJ is balls.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Aug 30, 2010 9:40 PM CDT reply actions  

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