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by Brandon Worley on Aug 30, 2010 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Now worn by

"Embarrassing admission: I have never, ever, ever been able to see a guy's aura. That's right. I...am an aura-blind American." -Junior, FJM

by Desert Ranger on Aug 30, 2010 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

I remember telling my friend he wouldn't survive very long the way he ran.

And he didn’t believe me.

I may have just been lucky, but it sure as hell seemed like his love of full-frontal contact was a ticking time bomb.

by philkid3 on Aug 30, 2010 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

"I may have just been lucky, but it sure as hell seemed like his love of full-frontal contact was a ticking time bomb."

I can’t count the number of times people have said that about me.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 30, 2010 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

I think he gets too many carries personally

His best year he had what, 150?

Make him a third down back and inside the 10, let Choice and Jones wear defenses out otherwise.

"Embarrassing admission: I have never, ever, ever been able to see a guy's aura. That's right. I...am an aura-blind American." -Junior, FJM

by Desert Ranger on Aug 30, 2010 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

I certainly still think he's servicable.

But his days of being the primary, explosive back are done, I think.

by philkid3 on Aug 30, 2010 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

For some reason we understand this...

but the triumverate of Wade, Garrett, and Jerry don’t. Because of his contract maybe? We’ll see this year.

by selke99 on Aug 31, 2010 1:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not ready to give up on him yet.

He hasn’t been healthy for a while. I think he’ll make a come back if he’s healed up.

by blakethegr8 on Aug 31, 2010 12:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

Probably one of my favorite 90s Cowboys

he was very underrated because he was always playing next to a guy like Deion on Kevin Smith

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by mayur.patel on Aug 30, 2010 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Brandon McCarthy would be proud of that inverted W

I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM

by LSJ on Aug 30, 2010 9:41 PM CDT reply actions  

Gagree.

For the record, I like Face, but his defense is, well, indefensible. Don't believe me? Click here, then here and here.

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 30, 2010 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Looks like it to me, hoss

For the record, I like Face, but his defense is, well, indefensible. Don't believe me? Click here, then here and here.

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 30, 2010 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's minimal.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Aug 30, 2010 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's close, but it's not the classic inverted W.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 30, 2010 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Those elbows are pretty damn high.

For the record, I like Face, but his defense is, well, indefensible. Don't believe me? Click here, then here and here.

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 30, 2010 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

They

tend to not care about an inverted W if it comes before your front foot lands. As long as it’s in that upright position when it begins its forward movement, they say it doesn’t stress the arm that much.

I’m not sure who “they” is in those sentence. Also, I’m not particularly invested in pitching mechanics.

by ACWNS09 on Aug 30, 2010 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's not past his shoulders

and certainly not the way CJ’s (or Prior’s) are. It’s why they call it an inverted W and not an M.

by ab03 on Aug 30, 2010 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

ok.

For the record, I like Face, but his defense is, well, indefensible. Don't believe me? Click here, then here and here.

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 30, 2010 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

I love how how...

everyone is willing to accept it too without any real data to backup the claim that the inverted W causes injury.

"No nuts, no glory"

by coolaid on Aug 30, 2010 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

There's more to it than just the inverted W

Timing is a big issue, step length, among others

"Embarrassing admission: I have never, ever, ever been able to see a guy's aura. That's right. I...am an aura-blind American." -Junior, FJM

by Desert Ranger on Aug 30, 2010 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

but Mark Prior!

whatever, I’m just think the name is dumb

Unless whoever started it intentionally did that for fun

by kevinkinsler on Aug 30, 2010 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

But everything they say about it makes sense

it is an inefficient throwing motion that leads to unnecessary stress on the arm. Not everybody has the same physical attributes so some people might be able to withstand that extra stress but I don’t know that it hasn’t been scientifically proven that it does lead to extra stress.

by ab03 on Aug 30, 2010 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

You missed an S.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 30, 2010 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

SSS

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 30, 2010 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wooo, victory!

I’ll be on XBL in a few moments, playing MW2 as usual.

seriousdan8 if you wanna play.

"What IS your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery?"

by Maximilian on Aug 30, 2010 9:41 PM CDT reply actions  

There for a couple games...

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Aug 30, 2010 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sounds good.

"What IS your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery?"

by Maximilian on Aug 30, 2010 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

and that is why it's hard to come back from 7.5 with 32 to play

You get it to 7.5 then you’re right back to 8.5 with 31 to play.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

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by iorange555 on Aug 30, 2010 9:42 PM CDT reply actions  

son, are you stoned?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 30, 2010 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good God Man!! Rec^

"I'm ok with being unimpressive..I sleep better"

by karma_kaze on Aug 30, 2010 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

you the man.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 30, 2010 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

PRAISE BE TO MANTIS.

"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010

by ghtd36 on Aug 30, 2010 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

People are getting really good with Photoshop

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

"If I had caught it, the force would have taken me through the fence." -- Rockies outfielder Ryan Spilborghs about a Nelson Cruz line drive.

by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 30, 2010 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

I made this in After Effects

"There's really no way of knowing... Sometimes when I see their big eyes looking up from my lap I think, that's definitely a homeless guy in a fur coat." Betty White on SNL

by Pocket Ninja on Aug 30, 2010 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

You know what movie theme goes with this gif?

Click here

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by txranger7 on Aug 30, 2010 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

That would be perfect

It really does need sound…

"There's really no way of knowing... Sometimes when I see their big eyes looking up from my lap I think, that's definitely a homeless guy in a fur coat." Betty White on SNL

by Pocket Ninja on Aug 30, 2010 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

MANTIS OVERLORD (/puts forehead to ground)

"Ooooh....I want some fucking pancakes!" son of willamos2

by Parman on Aug 31, 2010 8:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

Flagged.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 30, 2010 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Recced for greatness

For the record, I like Face, but his defense is, well, indefensible. Don't believe me? Click here, then here and here.

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 30, 2010 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

One of mine, too

He was a fucking awesome ballplayer. Loved those old OAK teams.

by Black Francis on Aug 30, 2010 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was hoping for Barry, but recced anyway.

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Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Aug 30, 2010 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's pretty incredibly stupid

how a division winner could play at the overall #1 seed in the AL just because the league won’t match up #1 and WC in the same division. Fix. This. Shit. Bud.

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 30, 2010 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

I defend this rule. Especially since the WC seems to always have

the 2nd best record in the AL. I think you just hate it because we all hate the east

by booyakasha on Aug 30, 2010 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, I hate it because it's motherfucking idiotic.

East, West, I could care less. The #1 seed earns the right to play the WC and the other division winners earn the right not to have to face the 1 seed in the 1st round. It’s elementary seeding used in most every other sport.

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 30, 2010 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

In every other sport

half the league makes the playoffs. No thanks.

For the record, I like Face, but his defense is, well, indefensible. Don't believe me? Click here, then here and here.

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 30, 2010 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

My point is that it's damned irregular and doesn't fully reward a team for winning its division.

If baseball is going to place such an emphasis on the regular season, at least reward the division winners for making it through the never-ending marathon on top. Giving a team that didn’t win it’s division an edge over a team that did just because of division placement of WC/1 seed flies in the face of the season’s work. However, this year, people will point to the record and say the Rays deserve to avoid the Yankees because of their record…..so to hell with it all, I guess.

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 30, 2010 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

I may be wrong on other sports

but it seems like an awesome record compared to your division doesn’t mean as much as an awesome record overall. This is especially true since we have the smallest division in the league

by booyakasha on Aug 30, 2010 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

What I mean is it doesn't mean as much in team quality terms

in baseball obviously it does in winning your division. A badass 2nd place team impresses me more than a marginal first place team

by booyakasha on Aug 30, 2010 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

What about when there's a weak division - like the AL West this year?

For the record, I like Face, but his defense is, well, indefensible. Don't believe me? Click here, then here and here.

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 30, 2010 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Other sports don't count, too many teams

No team should have to face their division in the first round of the postseason in baseball. Never was the case when there wasn’t a WC, shouldn’t be now. But I don’t have a big stance against.

OTOH, do you think the WC automatically deserves the 4th seed or should it go purely by record? What about home field advantage? Most sports say last seed and no home field which fucks the WC this year.

by booyakasha on Aug 30, 2010 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is a bogus photo

Ruben was # 21 in the late 80s/early 90s

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by txranger7 on Aug 30, 2010 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

2001

Here

For the record, I like Face, but his defense is, well, indefensible. Don't believe me? Click here, then here and here.

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 30, 2010 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

CJ

Is creeping into my Cy Young picture

by chalktalk on Aug 30, 2010 9:43 PM CDT reply actions  

He is pretty good.

Can’t believe how many innings he’s pitched after being a reliever for so many years.

by Black Francis on Aug 30, 2010 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Magic Number

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 30, 2010 9:43 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

I'm a Tony Stewart fan

I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM

by LSJ on Aug 30, 2010 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

she's cute

If we had a bomb, Pantera would hang out with us.

by Panorama on Aug 30, 2010 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fuck Nascar.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Aug 30, 2010 11:24 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Wait, wait. You flagged Rickey, but you post a Jeff Gordon photo.

You’re parents raised you allllllllll wrong.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Aug 30, 2010 11:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sarcasm on Rickey.

Nascar I will admit was fun for about a year, I was also 10/11 so going fast looked cool.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Aug 31, 2010 12:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

Well yeah, they're cousins.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Aug 31, 2010 12:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

CJ has gigantic testicles.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 30, 2010 9:43 PM CDT reply actions  

and how

Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chain saw?

by Keynes on Aug 30, 2010 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

woooooo

and if the mariners beat the angels, the angels will be closer to last place than first

by davisisnothesoluti on Aug 30, 2010 9:43 PM CDT reply actions  

The BABiP gods were...

on Christopher John’s side tonight.

(Kudos to Face.)

"No nuts, no glory"

by coolaid on Aug 30, 2010 9:43 PM CDT reply actions  

No kidding.

Way to play some D, MY. Is there a reason you don’t do that every night?

by philkid3 on Aug 30, 2010 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes, more of that, please

Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!

by t ball on Aug 30, 2010 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Flagged.

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by Brandon Worley on Aug 30, 2010 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Flagged.

I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM

by LSJ on Aug 30, 2010 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fuck this

Sometimes I press CTRL+F and type in "Josey Wales" just to see if he made a stupid statement.

by Pith on Aug 30, 2010 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

All right Mike

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 30, 2010 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

heh

<3

Can’t hate greatness too much. Especially when my team never really were a rival.

by octoberty on Aug 30, 2010 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

what do dirkatron and kobe have in common

…its too easy…

Section 239, Row 1, Seats 1&2

by JayAhre on Aug 31, 2010 12:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

Flagged.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 30, 2010 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

PEARED!

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Aug 30, 2010 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Boo the pearist!

Superman wears Josh Hamilton pajamas.

by crazy86er on Aug 31, 2010 9:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

Let's just skip to 22 with an A's loss, Rangers win again

"Embarrassing admission: I have never, ever, ever been able to see a guy's aura. That's right. I...am an aura-blind American." -Junior, FJM

by Desert Ranger on Aug 30, 2010 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'll drink to that.

For the record, I like Face, but his defense is, well, indefensible. Don't believe me? Click here, then here and here.

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 30, 2010 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

WILL CLARK!

The Sheriff

(“That’s a bonehead question!” /Ticket Drop)

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on Aug 30, 2010 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

ah, the double

still the greatest in-person moment of my sports life.

Section 239, Row 1, Seats 1&2

by JayAhre on Aug 31, 2010 12:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." - Chuck Morgan

by texasrfan on Aug 30, 2010 9:49 PM CDT reply actions  

This was late to the show.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 30, 2010 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sorry, I spent too long picking out one that showed the 24 well and wasn't too big

For the record, I like Face, but his defense is, well, indefensible. Don't believe me? Click here, then here and here.

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 30, 2010 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Titles!

For the record, I like Face, but his defense is, well, indefensible. Don't believe me? Click here, then here and here.

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 30, 2010 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

You're on an island?

"Embarrassing admission: I have never, ever, ever been able to see a guy's aura. That's right. I...am an aura-blind American." -Junior, FJM

by Desert Ranger on Aug 30, 2010 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

SUBJECT LINE AND GET THE JETS SHIT OUT OF HERE.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 30, 2010 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

At some point this coming month, we get to here a more about Davis,

from the mind of Scientific Joseyfact™

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 30, 2010 9:51 PM CDT reply actions  

I've already herd it

Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!

by t ball on Aug 30, 2010 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

What got in to Brandon McCarthy tonight?

7 strong with 9 Ks and 1 ER. No walks.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 30, 2010 9:52 PM CDT reply actions  

It appears that you and booyakasha disagree.

YOU MUST KUNG FU FIGHT!

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 30, 2010 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh, Brandon

he was supposed to be Jered Weaver. Sigh.

"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan

by Conjunction on Aug 30, 2010 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Semi OT:

Omaha beats Round Rock 23-5. Moustakas was 4-6 with 3 HRs and 11 RBI.

The folks in Round Rock probably can’t wait to get rid of that player development contract.

by T Coleman on Aug 30, 2010 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good god, I just saw that.

When Moustakas, Hosmer and Myers hit the bigs with their lefties…holy shit watch out.

by LiamP on Aug 30, 2010 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

If all those guys pan out

they’ll be something to see. KC will probably screw it up, though.

Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!

by t ball on Aug 30, 2010 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Great guy.

Got to meet him a couple of times.

One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....
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by Brandon Worley on Aug 30, 2010 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Member of the Stanley Cup Championship team as well.

A prelude perhaps?

"I'm ok with being unimpressive..I sleep better"

by karma_kaze on Aug 30, 2010 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nice.

The Hatcher-Matvichuk duo was greatness. How I wish our current D-Core could clear the crease like those guys.

by JimCrankshaft on Aug 30, 2010 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jesus Christ Almighty, I agree with that!!

"I'm ok with being unimpressive..I sleep better"

by karma_kaze on Aug 30, 2010 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Different NHL

Can’t clear the crease the same anymore.

But…Grossman and Fistric are getting there.

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by Brandon Worley on Aug 30, 2010 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yup

Fistic took the path Niskanen needed to. He struggled, went to the AHL, and came back a better player.

He and Grossman will be great.

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by Brandon Worley on Aug 30, 2010 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Also

Seemed like he got a rougher edge to his game last year, he’s a big guy, and it was good to see.

"I'm ok with being unimpressive..I sleep better"

by karma_kaze on Aug 30, 2010 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fistric was always physical.

It was Grossman that needed to learn how to use his size.

What was great though..was seeing Fistric get an attitude.

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by Brandon Worley on Aug 30, 2010 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's what I was getting at.

Not trying to turn the PGT into a hockey conversation but I think that kind of an attitude (under control) is necessary. Also, speaking of attitude, wonder how Burish will make his mark on the team?

"I'm ok with being unimpressive..I sleep better"

by karma_kaze on Aug 30, 2010 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah, I know...

and that saddens me. I still love hockey but it’s not the same as it once was. There was nothing greater than hockey in the 90’s. It was the best sports experience of my life…bar none.

by JimCrankshaft on Aug 30, 2010 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Size, shit.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 30, 2010 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

SIZING

/OC

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 30, 2010 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Spare.

"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010

by ghtd36 on Aug 30, 2010 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Old Everson Walls.

Eh.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 30, 2010 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

I just want his kidney

Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.

by Texas Jihad on Aug 30, 2010 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

GTFO

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 30, 2010 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rec'd.

(Both my parents were huge 49ers fans.)

by Closure GT on Aug 30, 2010 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

+1 Not bc I am a Niner fan, just a Cow hater.

Bombs Away!

"I'm ok with being unimpressive..I sleep better"

by karma_kaze on Aug 30, 2010 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Your parents were super religious and 49ers fans?

Man that sucks

Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.

by Texas Jihad on Aug 30, 2010 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Damn C words

Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.

by Texas Jihad on Aug 30, 2010 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not leaving.

For the record, I like Face, but his defense is, well, indefensible. Don't believe me? Click here, then here and here.

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 30, 2010 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ok, you C-word.

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Aug 30, 2010 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

I will take Swords for $500 Alex

Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.

by Texas Jihad on Aug 30, 2010 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'll take The Rapists for $600

"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.

Then he grounded out weakly to second.

by WyoRanger on Aug 30, 2010 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thats Therapists...therapists

Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.

by Texas Jihad on Aug 30, 2010 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's

The Pen IS Mightier

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Aug 30, 2010 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

You're sitting on a gold mine, Trebek!

For the record, I like Face, but his defense is, well, indefensible. Don't believe me? Click here, then here and here.

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 30, 2010 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well I guess some C words are ok

Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.

by Texas Jihad on Aug 30, 2010 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

my parents weren't

49ers fans. They hate sports.

"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan

by Conjunction on Aug 30, 2010 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sounds right

Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.

by Texas Jihad on Aug 30, 2010 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Catch on fire.

Now.

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 30, 2010 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Aaaaaand...

Green. Niners fan right here – one can be so while a Rangers fan too, no?

"Three man rush, and Young stumbles on the way back and fires up the middle - pass is caught by Owens! Owens made the catch!"
"HO-HI-HO-HUAHA!"
-Pat's and John's subsequent and intelligible reactions to The Catch II

by Ranger10 on Aug 30, 2010 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Aug 30, 2010 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thank you sir.

"Three man rush, and Young stumbles on the way back and fires up the middle - pass is caught by Owens! Owens made the catch!"
"HO-HI-HO-HUAHA!"
-Pat's and John's subsequent and intelligible reactions to The Catch II

by Ranger10 on Aug 30, 2010 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

AWESOME

Go NINERS! WHOOOOOOO

Vernon Davis= Greatness

Elvis Andrus and Derek Holland make me moist!

by Nah ha ha He He on Aug 30, 2010 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

DIE!

"Ooooh....I want some fucking pancakes!" son of willamos2

by Parman on Aug 31, 2010 9:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Aug 30, 2010 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Welcome to gifland

Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!

by t ball on Aug 30, 2010 9:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Jpeg land.

Or .img land.

.Gifs move.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 30, 2010 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

whatever

we’re pic, gif, everything happy

Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!

by t ball on Aug 30, 2010 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

nerd fail

gif is also a still image format. In fact, gifs originally didn’t support animation until CompuServe subsequently added that functionality

by dan2 on Aug 30, 2010 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

nerd

Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!

by t ball on Aug 30, 2010 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Here's the deal

GIFs: flat color palette, usually limited in color amount but has a on-off alpha layer. JPEG, highly compressed for lots of color, no alpha. PNG lossless w/ variable alpha layer. And .img? really?

My $0.02

by booyakasha on Aug 30, 2010 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Speaking of HTML5

You guys see The Wilderness Downtown?

For the record, I like Face, but his defense is, well, indefensible. Don't believe me? Click here, then here and here.

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 30, 2010 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nope, looking now...

but I write a lot of GWT and GWT quake impressed the shit out of me. When will LSB support WebGL?

Yes I’m a nerd, fuck all of y’all

by booyakasha on Aug 30, 2010 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

...

I was just trying to tell people about something cool. I have no idea what you just said.

For the record, I like Face, but his defense is, well, indefensible. Don't believe me? Click here, then here and here.

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 30, 2010 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

imagine

the cruz missile animation in WebGL!

This needs to happen

by dan2 on Aug 30, 2010 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes

It was excellent, except it made me sad about how crappy mild childhood neighborhood looks now.

by sbk00 on Aug 30, 2010 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

touche

though, I could always go fire up the Mac Classic in my closet and fire up MacPaint

by dan2 on Aug 30, 2010 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've got an LC II in my closet, but no monitor for it.

Just couldn’t bring myself to get rid of the awesome pizza box.

by Closure GT on Aug 30, 2010 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

i had an LC II

bought it a week before the LC III came out which was cheaper, sported a 25MHz processor and could support 36MB of RAM.

Not that I’m still bitter or anything

by dan2 on Aug 30, 2010 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

also had an LC 475

had a stack of old pizza boxes in my closet for years

by dan2 on Aug 30, 2010 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

not in the subject

and the top dot doesn’t count because there is no such thing as .img

by dan2 on Aug 30, 2010 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sure there is.

Fire up Disk Copy on your old Mac and see what kind of file it produces! (Needs 7.5 for this?)

But ok, it’s not a familiar graphics file format… though I have seen some specialty stuff that used that extension.

by Closure GT on Aug 30, 2010 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah yeah

never understood why apple went away from that…

.dmg isn’t nearly as cool

by dan2 on Aug 30, 2010 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

well I think our work here is done

any time you get both a Rangers win and a discussion of System 7.5 Disk Copy, it must be a good night.

by dan2 on Aug 30, 2010 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

greatness

If we had a bomb, Pantera would hang out with us.

by Panorama on Aug 30, 2010 9:58 PM CDT reply actions  

I read that number backwards,

and was about to post the biggest SIGH ever re: Tarpley.

by Closure GT on Aug 30, 2010 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

OT: Farm probables

Goin to the Frisco series this week in Corpus. Is that website of probable starters still around? I had the link on my old laptop but not this one.

Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules

by AndrusImpersonator on Aug 30, 2010 9:59 PM CDT reply actions  

per HERE

Pitching Rotation vs. Frisco
Tuesday: RHP Travis Chick (1-1, 6.17) vs. LHP Polin Trinidad (0-2, 5.71)
Wednesday: LHP Martin Perez (5-7, 5.80) vs. RHP Erick Abreu (3-4, 3.41)
Thursday: RHP Clayton Hamilton (1-1, 1.93) vs. RHP Henry Villar (4-7, 4.15)
Friday: TBA vs. LHP Dallas Keuchel (2-5, 5.09)

by shroomer on Aug 30, 2010 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thank you my good man

Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules

by AndrusImpersonator on Aug 30, 2010 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

CJ Game Score 77

And all the LSB dumbfucks who bagged on Face this morning are now free to drink their goblets of STFU.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Aug 30, 2010 10:00 PM CDT reply actions  

One game does not an unhorrible defensive third baseman make.

"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010

by ghtd36 on Aug 30, 2010 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Knew this was coming...

One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....
Defending Big D - Dallas Stars news & analysis; SB Nation Dallas-Fort Worth

by Brandon Worley on Aug 30, 2010 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

You drinkin' from the same goblet?

Sometimes I press CTRL+F and type in "Josey Wales" just to see if he made a stupid statement.

by Pith on Aug 30, 2010 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Young was very good tonight defensively. A breath of fresh air.

But it doesn’t change who he is.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 30, 2010 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Top of the evening to ya', "4-8"

No, it didn’t change who he is….one of the most important players in the history of the franchise.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Aug 30, 2010 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

...and a terrible defensive third baseman.

"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010

by ghtd36 on Aug 30, 2010 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

And the fourth or fifth-best player on this team right now.

Opie.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 30, 2010 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Umm

Lee
CJ
Colby
Hamilton
Cruz
Kinsler

"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington

by FirebatM3 on Aug 30, 2010 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was just talking about position players.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 30, 2010 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

DFAIAF

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 30, 2010 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

1-4, 2 Ks

played decent defense when graded on a Michael Young curve.

"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington

by FirebatM3 on Aug 30, 2010 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

You know what?

If he keeps this up from now on, I’ll happily drink my goblet of STFU. He was solid in the field tonight.

"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Aug 30, 2010 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'd like the offense back.

One of the few 3B who might be worse than him was the difference between 1-4 with 2Ks and 0-4 with 2Ks and a GIDP.

But if the offense comes back and he could play defense like that more often, then, hell yes, pass the goblet.

by philkid3 on Aug 30, 2010 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

yep

that one hit was about a foot away from being a DP

Josey Wales is stupid

by Horns130 on Aug 30, 2010 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes he was.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Aug 30, 2010 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes we should all celebrate this rare event

Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!

by t ball on Aug 30, 2010 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well...

we do bash him almost every night for how bad he is there, and rightfully so.

He made some nice plays tonight. It was nice to see.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Aug 30, 2010 11:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's the way baseball go.

For the record, I like Face, but his defense is, well, indefensible. Don't believe me? Click here, then here and here.

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 30, 2010 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Small Sample Sizes are fun.

I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM

by LSJ on Aug 30, 2010 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Even a blind squirrel sometimes finds a nut

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

"If I had caught it, the force would have taken me through the fence." -- Rockies outfielder Ryan Spilborghs about a Nelson Cruz line drive.

by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 30, 2010 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

No.

Sometimes I press CTRL+F and type in "Josey Wales" just to see if he made a stupid statement.

by Pith on Aug 30, 2010 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

F OU

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 30, 2010 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Says the Longhorn

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Aug 30, 2010 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

When is the last time we have actually been found cheating?

Its getting old to throw that line at us when there is 0 evidence

Josey Wales is stupid

by Horns130 on Aug 30, 2010 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's not illegal if you're never caught!

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 30, 2010 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow, Rick Barnes posts on LSB?

Shouldn’t you be working or something, Rick?

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 30, 2010 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

No

I have briefcases full of cash money that do my work for me.

by sbk00 on Aug 30, 2010 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well I'm glad to hear it.

Wouldn’t want to disappoint College GameDay in February.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 30, 2010 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Again....

Rick Barnes is far from the only one who says that about Drew

Josey Wales is stupid

by Horns130 on Aug 30, 2010 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Then where is the NCAA investigation?

Where is the proof?

Baylor has been the most closely-watched basketball program in the history of the NCAA for the last seven years. Why haven’t they taken the school off probation and just canned the program, if cheating was indeed so rampant and institutionalized as Rick Barnes et al, who coincidentally have a lot to gain from sullying the name of Scott Drew, claim it to be?

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 30, 2010 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's what happens when you

pin wicked shit on players from your program who were dead.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Aug 30, 2010 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Considering Scott Drew wasn't even here when that happened.

Once again, you show you know absolutely nothing of relevance.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 30, 2010 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Its college fucking basketball

they basically ask everyone to cheat

until they fix the shit with coaches and the AAU bullshit, coaches like Drew and Callipari will continue to cheat

there is a line and those guys are willing to cross it…at least callipari is willing to admit he is scummy

Josey Wales is stupid

by Horns130 on Aug 30, 2010 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

You didn't answer a single question I asked.

How do you know Drew is cheating? Why are you so sure that he is?

If he was, how would the NCAA not know, considering they have been camped out on Baylor’s campus for the better part of a decade following his every move?

And, assuming he is, do you honestly believe that Barnes is any better?

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 30, 2010 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

First of all

I guess the line comes from what you call cheating…

More than anything, guys like Drew, and many others walk a line between cheating and just being exceptionally dirty. If you cant at least admit that, it isnt worth me discussing it with you since you won’t admit to anything and will be blinded by your BU love.

They use negative tactics…they abuse the AAU program.

As for why i believe Barnes, I take him at his word. I believe him because coaches arent accusing him of cheating every year. I also believe it because we didnt get a recruit out of Houston for years because he wouldnt get in bed with the coach down there.

Im not really sure Drew is a cheater, and my inclination would be to say that he doesnt technically cheat. I still think he is dirty though and does things that are wrong. Furthermore, I hope the NCAA grows a pair and actually makes those things illegal…which they have often discussed.

Josey Wales is stupid

by Horns130 on Aug 30, 2010 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

So bottom line, you believe Barnes because he is the coach of the UT Longhorns and he says he's not cheating.

But you don’t believe Drew because he is the coach of the Baylor Bears.

And you say that I am “blinded by [my] BU love.”

You have yet to provide any evidence whatsoever to indicate that Drew has done anything illegal, which is what this discussion was about from the beginning, other than rumor, innuendo, and slander from the very same people who stand to profit should Drew actually be caught doing something wrong (other Big XII coaches like Barnes), which he hasn’t.

You can keep falling back on the “where there is smoke, there is fire” argument all you want, but as far as actual proof goes, you have neither.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 30, 2010 11:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fucking serious?

I gave you proof backed up by the fact that UT has flat out ignored recruits because Barnes wont play the game with the AAU coaches

I dont think you have a clue about how the AAU bullshit works or you would see how inherently dirty it is. Drew is not alone.

Furthermore, if the coaches stood to profit by accusing him of cheating, why isnt every coach being accused of it. Why is it that Drew is the only one being accused by every single big XII coach

And Drew has shown that he will pull the stunt of hiring on players family members to assist in landing a recruit.

Youre not going to listen to anything I say about the matter, and clearly you are ignoring everyone on the matter.

Josey Wales is stupid

by Horns130 on Aug 30, 2010 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

I didn't ask for proof that Barnes wasn't dirty, which, if true, your story provides on a very limited basis.

Dirty != dirty on every single occasion.

What I asked for was actual evidence that Drew has done something illegal in a form OTHER than unsubstantiated rumor, innuendo, and slander. Again, you did not provide anything.

For the record, Drew never hired the family member of any player. If you’re going to throw something out there, make it accurate.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 30, 2010 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Actually, yeah he did

but there is really no point in us arguing about this topic…I have my opinion…you have yours. Mine is backed up by every coach in the Big XII….but fuck those idiots, they dont know what they are talking about.

Just do me a favor and never bad mouth any coach in any sport.

Josey Wales is stupid

by Horns130 on Aug 30, 2010 11:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Which player and which member of his family?

And prove that “every coach in the Big XII” backs up your opinion.

But you’re right, Barnes is absolutely squeaky clean in every respect, which entitles you to render judgment on not only the coaches of other schools, but their fans as well.

And you are absolutely a paragon of objectivity.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 30, 2010 11:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Overall record gets old as well

NC are what count.

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Aug 30, 2010 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Glad we can agrre on this

Any team that is year in and year out in the Top 10 is cheating so just have yet to be caught. I will stand by this even though I have no proof.

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Aug 30, 2010 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

WTF??

Wow…….this is dumb!!

Member of the LSB Suite Night Club

by b.pate on Aug 31, 2010 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

REC

Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules

by AndrusImpersonator on Aug 30, 2010 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rec this hard

Sometimes I press CTRL+F and type in "Josey Wales" just to see if he made a stupid statement.

by Pith on Aug 30, 2010 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good has to go with evil

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Aug 30, 2010 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm glad you're here

Sometimes I press CTRL+F and type in "Josey Wales" just to see if he made a stupid statement.

by Pith on Aug 30, 2010 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks

I carried the Banner for awhile here. Glad to have some company.

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Aug 30, 2010 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Much better

Defending Big D - Analysis and banter on the Dallas Stars

No. Worley is the other Brandon.

by Brandon Bibb on Aug 31, 2010 12:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

failure

"What IS your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery?"

by Maximilian on Aug 30, 2010 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Shortly after this picture was taken

Both of those guys were arrested in South Austin for drunk driving, but nobody ever heard a thing about it because of that crack UT legal team.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 30, 2010 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

YES!

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 30, 2010 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

flagged

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by IrishP1 on Aug 30, 2010 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

That kid is freaky.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Aug 30, 2010 11:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

The article is great
But in spite of this, his fishmonger father Mohammed, 30, said: ‘He looks pretty healthy to me. I don’t see the problem.’

and this isn’t the Onion or anything (or a respectable news org either)

by booyakasha on Aug 30, 2010 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Churchill?

Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!

by t ball on Aug 30, 2010 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

No 'V'.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Aug 30, 2010 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, there's no v in Churchill

Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!

by t ball on Aug 30, 2010 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Neville Chamberlain

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Aug 30, 2010 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Peace in our time.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 30, 2010 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's him?

stupid bastard

Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!

by t ball on Aug 30, 2010 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not sure if you saw my post in the gun thread,

but get ready to be awaken early on Weds. by our neighbors to the North.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Aug 30, 2010 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

aw, hell

I forgot about that shit. Pheasant season or something, right?

Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!

by t ball on Aug 30, 2010 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dove, pheasant, something?

My dog just loves it.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Aug 30, 2010 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

We're being invaded?

FORTIFY BOTH BORDERS!

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 30, 2010 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Every Sept. 1

this scratch of farmland just to the north of our development starts that season at 7 a.m. sharp. Actually, they always start a few minutes early.

Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!

by t ball on Aug 30, 2010 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

So will Knox.

School just started.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 30, 2010 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

I see what you did there.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Aug 30, 2010 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

I love the fact that a game with no errors or gaffes by Face

Is now a GREAT THING.

One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....
Defending Big D - Dallas Stars news & analysis; SB Nation Dallas-Fort Worth

by Brandon Worley on Aug 30, 2010 10:02 PM CDT reply actions  

It wasn't "no errors"

It was the fact that he made several excellent plays, had a base hit and a sac fly to help punctuate another W.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Aug 30, 2010 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

"Several excellent plays" might be a bit of a stretch.

He made plays we would have never expected him to, but as someone said above, we already grade Face on a curve.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 30, 2010 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Since the AS Break, his OPS is above Impaler, Kins, Tiny E, Judy Vagisil,

Cantu, Ranger Catcher du jur but admittedly could be better than the .725 or whatever it was going into tonight.

He had a very good game tonight and it was a nice rebound from last night.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Aug 30, 2010 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jesus man

he had one hit….what the fuck more do you want from him

Josey Wales is stupid

by Horns130 on Aug 30, 2010 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

we'll all agree

MY was good tonight…..We need more of this from him the rest of the year.

by shock00 on Aug 30, 2010 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Now wtf, we're going to get all excited about a base hit that skipped barely past an awful fielder?

You make MY look worse when you have to grasp that much. Let’s just all say his offense should come back sooner rather than later and hope we’re right and not try and stretch too much when the offense is lucky rather than good.

by philkid3 on Aug 30, 2010 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

More of the 90% shtick from the philkid...

keep feeding the dumbasses.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Aug 30, 2010 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Shut up

Sometimes I press CTRL+F and type in "Josey Wales" just to see if he made a stupid statement.

by Pith on Aug 30, 2010 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Your takes on Face are 90% shtick...we get it.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Aug 30, 2010 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is pumpkin cheesecake any good?

If we had a bomb, Pantera would hang out with us.

by Panorama on Aug 30, 2010 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

your takes are 100% dicksucking

we get it.

Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!

by t ball on Aug 30, 2010 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

You won't change his mind, there's no point trying.

Josey has his talking point, and you will hear about it for the rest of time.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 30, 2010 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

I usually don't give a rat's ass about texas tech,

but I’m hoping they win exactly 4 games this year so you can give him shit about it.

For the record, I like Face, but his defense is, well, indefensible. Don't believe me? Click here, then here and here.

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 30, 2010 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

They won't, their schedule is way too easy.

And they are, in fact, returning a lot of talent.

But there’s no way they are as good as Josey expects and has predicted that they will be.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 30, 2010 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Did you hear that Moses Malone was asked how many games he thought the Baylor Bears would win this year?

Vintage Moses …“Fo, fo, fo.”

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Aug 30, 2010 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

I didn't realize he graduated from Tech?

For just getting the first two letters correctly of the word, I’m sure he got a Masters in English.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 30, 2010 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Great team.

Loved Andrew Toney.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Aug 30, 2010 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

And I really liked Dr.J...just saying, after further review...

overrated.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Aug 30, 2010 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

didnt help

his best years were in the aba when nobody gave a shit

by studcrackers on Aug 31, 2010 2:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

Do you think he's actually

a passable defensive third baseman, or do you just like to be the contrarian in this argument?

by ACWNS09 on Aug 30, 2010 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

He likes it when people reply to him.

For the record, I like Face, but his defense is, well, indefensible. Don't believe me? Click here, then here and here.

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 30, 2010 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hint: not the former.

"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010

by ghtd36 on Aug 30, 2010 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

For someone

who rags on Borbon’s offense all the time:
(per FanGraphs)
Borbon has cost the team 13 runs on offense.
Young has cost the team 15 runs in the field (by DRS).

The difference is none of us try to defend Borbon’s hitting.

by ACWNS09 on Aug 30, 2010 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

But you defend his defense and

look the other way when his intelligence or Vagisil encased throwing arm is questioned.

The little pussy is rocking an OPS below .520 post AS Break and is beyond brain-dead as a ball player, find another example.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Aug 30, 2010 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

He has given you the numbers of Borbon's offense vs. Face's defense.

And you continue to try to refute it with more evidence of Borbon’s offense?

No one is saying Borbon has been good this year on offense!

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 30, 2010 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

careful with my profile name

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Aug 30, 2010 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hi, Hopeless!

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Aug 30, 2010 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

pretty much :(

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Aug 30, 2010 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Aug 30, 2010 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

He

covers much more ground than the average center fielder, has a rag arm, hasn’t hit at all, and has been a negative when it comes to stealing.

Young is an all-around awful defensive third baseman who won’t hit enough to make his contract worth it from a production standpoint.

Also, another example: Andrus’ (Tiny E) offense has cost us 8.5 runs. MY defense; 15.

by ACWNS09 on Aug 30, 2010 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

If you're going to bring up The Contract, you probably need to....gasp....

take it up with the GM who gave it to him.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Aug 30, 2010 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

greengreengreen

"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan

by Conjunction on Aug 30, 2010 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lacking the necessary recs

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Aug 30, 2010 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

I only

threw that out there so you wouldn’t bring up leadership or being a team icon or something like that.

He won’t hit enough to offset his defense and or enough to justify being DH’d.
Fixed.

Also, you didn’t really refute any of the points here.

by ACWNS09 on Aug 30, 2010 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep.

It was a bad move by a generally good general manager.

"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010

by ghtd36 on Aug 30, 2010 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

The contract is fine and Face is fine,

but it’s hilarious how you’ll sell him out for your argument.

by Closure GT on Aug 30, 2010 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

We'll do this once

JD doesn’t the ability to grant those contracts. Pretty sure your best bud Hicks had to sign off.

"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.

Then he grounded out weakly to second.

by WyoRanger on Aug 30, 2010 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Man - you fucked up this one didn't you?

"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.

Then he grounded out weakly to second.

by WyoRanger on Aug 30, 2010 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dear Vlad,

Please take a fucking pitch.

Sincerely,
Me

Happy birthday to Kenny. Happy birthday to you.

by Adebesi on Aug 30, 2010 10:06 PM CDT reply actions  

All hail MANTIS

Elvis Andrus and Derek Holland make me moist!

by Nah ha ha He He on Aug 30, 2010 10:07 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

daaaaaaaaaaamnnnnn

"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Aug 30, 2010 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Whatimiss?

"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010

by ghtd36 on Aug 30, 2010 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

I didn't realize he was only 25

until a few weeks ago. He’s really, really good.

by sbk00 on Aug 30, 2010 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

It would take everything we have.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 30, 2010 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

I will rec this. Griffey was a beast.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 30, 2010 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Behind Willie, Barry, or Rickey?

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Aug 30, 2010 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think of Barry as 25.

But if we include him as 24, then Griffey’s no better than 4th.

Strong number.

by philkid3 on Aug 30, 2010 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's so good, that he's the second best 24 ever from Pirate days,

and the best 25 ever from Giant days.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Aug 30, 2010 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wait, are you saying just his Pirates days are better than Henderson and Griffey?

Because that would probably be the first time you and I would disagree on Bonds that I remember.

by philkid3 on Aug 30, 2010 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

dayum, really?!

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by IrishP1 on Aug 30, 2010 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

I get annoyed by his overratedness.

At least relative to his contemporaries. I don’t think he seems that overrated as far as his place in history.

by philkid3 on Aug 30, 2010 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

well that's a start I guess.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by IrishP1 on Aug 30, 2010 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

He was a 90s Mariner

Screw the whole group of them.

It is also interesting that he doesn’t take any flak for whining his way out of Seattle.

by Adam J. Morris on Aug 30, 2010 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

He got a ton at the time, especially up here.

And then it just faded. People act like it never happened. It’s really weird.

by philkid3 on Aug 30, 2010 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't get how Sweet Lou gets HOF props

when he managed teams with Omar V, Kenneth, Big Unit, Edgar Martinez, Tino Martinez, JBuhner, ARod and still had problems finishing above .500.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Aug 30, 2010 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Leading with Omar V is a very bad point.

"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010

by ghtd36 on Aug 30, 2010 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Omar may....key word...may

be going to the HOF.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Aug 30, 2010 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

He shouldn't.

"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010

by ghtd36 on Aug 30, 2010 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Aye

I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM

by LSJ on Aug 30, 2010 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

I know people who can crab walk pretty damn fast

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Aug 30, 2010 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lindsay Lohan can do it naked.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 30, 2010 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Pics or it didn't happen

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 30, 2010 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Family Guy reference.

Fonzi be praised!

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 30, 2010 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't remember the inning...

but he was pulling into 3rd and in the background, there were at least 3 people I saw who were laughing their ass off at him running.

Happy birthday to Kenny. Happy birthday to you.

by Adebesi on Aug 30, 2010 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Raises hand quickly

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 30, 2010 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Even those dreams where I'm trying to run away from some psychotic Vorhees clone

I still run faster. Molina must have learned to run in knee-high water.

by dolphinpuncher on Aug 30, 2010 10:16 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

I can run faster standing still

I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM

by LSJ on Aug 30, 2010 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rec

I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM

by LSJ on Aug 30, 2010 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

New sig.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 30, 2010 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

And green

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Aug 30, 2010 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not sure if this has been posted anywhere

Tonight at Sherlocks, one of the fans asked Chuck Greenberg and Chuck Morgan who runs faster – Bengie Molina or Ron Washington.

Greenberg hesitated, and asked Chuck Morgan what he thought. Morgan said, “That’s the way baseball go.” which got a round of applause.

Both thought Wash would outrun Molina.

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on Aug 30, 2010 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Vlad vs. Benjie go!

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Aug 30, 2010 11:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Vlad, that's easy.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 30, 2010 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Aqua debuting the new pic?

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Aug 30, 2010 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

You know it, bro!

Took that one today on my phone.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 30, 2010 11:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Benjie vs Terrance Cody?

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Aug 30, 2010 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Cody.

Neither would make it past 40 yards or so.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 30, 2010 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Vlad

but at least Bengie would be safe

by Cav0 on Aug 30, 2010 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Heh

Chucks.

Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!

by t ball on Aug 30, 2010 11:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow.

I just now realized the NL Central is probably over.

by philkid3 on Aug 30, 2010 10:11 PM CDT reply actions  

this I did not expect

Ijust didn’t think Cinci would hang in there this long

Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!

by t ball on Aug 30, 2010 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

I didn't think that, either.

Let alone running away with it.

I would have put them as the second most likely team to win that division, maybe third, but still.

by philkid3 on Aug 30, 2010 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

I wonder who

has the better group of young players & prospects: us or CIN.

Troy McClure: "Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy! If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about!"

by stupidsexyflanders on Aug 30, 2010 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well

Votto, Bruce, Stubbs, Wood, Leake, Cueto, Volquez, Bailey, Chapman, Alonso, Frazier, Franciso, Mesoraco, etc. might disagree with you.

Troy McClure: "Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy! If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about!"

by stupidsexyflanders on Aug 30, 2010 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

I can't believe

you picked CIN, you sexybitch.

"He said blink
We gonna send the hounds in
I said wait
Cause here I come..."

- "Here I Come" - The Roots

by ChadtheInhaler on Aug 30, 2010 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

no cubes from Krystal?

heh.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by IrishP1 on Aug 30, 2010 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

I get skid marks just thinking about Krystal.

Always been more of a Hardee’s/Jack in the Box man meself.

by dolphinpuncher on Aug 30, 2010 10:18 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Won't be that long

I’m sticking with 9/14 for clinching. It doesn’t look great, but it could happen

For the record, I like Face, but his defense is, well, indefensible. Don't believe me? Click here, then here and here.

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 30, 2010 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm betting on 9/21

Rangers have 13 games between now and 9/14. Oakland has 14. Angels have 13 (inc. the game in progress). Angels and A’s have a three-game series in that time span. It’s still mathematically possible, but highly improbable.

by caknuck on Aug 30, 2010 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

I picked it before the Oakland series. I expected at least 2 wins from it. Oh well.

For the record, I like Face, but his defense is, well, indefensible. Don't believe me? Click here, then here and here.

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 30, 2010 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ceej is a beast, I love Colbyashi, and Lee is Lee

this got me thinking, though, who owns the best 1-2-3 in the league and where would our 3 rank?

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Aug 30, 2010 10:13 PM CDT reply actions  

CJ is number one right now

unless you’re into Reputation 101.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Aug 30, 2010 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

You would really rather have CJ on the mound than Cliff Lee?

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 30, 2010 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

he does say "right now"

and right now, there is nobody I’d rather have on the mound than CJ.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Aug 30, 2010 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Then you are also wrong.

Cliff Lee now, Cliff Lee tomorrow, Cliff Lee in a month when the playoffs start.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 30, 2010 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is Truth.

I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM

by LSJ on Aug 30, 2010 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

If I needed a starter in 5 days, and only one

I have to go CJ, he’s earned it since the break. Cliff is in a very un-Cliff-like position over the past couple of starts (or longer if you expect him to be truly Cliff-like), but you can’t deny it

by booyakasha on Aug 30, 2010 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, you don't have to go with Ceej.

And I can’t possibly believe you would.

I can’t deny Lee’s last three starts aren’t like him. I can deny that if you bet on three starts to continue before you bet on three years to continue, you’ll usually be right.

by philkid3 on Aug 30, 2010 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Cliff is still my game 1 starter in the playoffs

Experience, skins on the wall, etc. I struggle to find a better pitcher since the break than CJ (yes, I could go look it up and no I’m not talking about just wins/ERA)

by booyakasha on Aug 30, 2010 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

True, but it begs the question

how many strong starts does CJ need to have for it to be #1 worthy?

In Texas no less?
/ducks

by booyakasha on Aug 30, 2010 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

25th in WAR

this year (before tonight’s game).

He’d be someone’s #1. Just not on a team that has the #17 and #2 in pitching WAR.

by ACWNS09 on Aug 30, 2010 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

How many starts does it need for him to be No. 1 caliber?

Well, he already is in that area, if not a very good No. 2 at worst, this season.

It takes about 550 Batters Faced for most in-season pitching stats that ever will stabilize to do so. So we can be fairly confident Ceej will continue to be a TORP-caliber or very close the rest of this season. But you need more than a season to have a really reliable idea of a pitcher.

As far as how much it would take for him to be considered better than Lee, much more than a couple weeks of being better. Much more than a couple months of being better.

by philkid3 on Aug 30, 2010 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Of course, I've already stated Lee is still my playoff game 1 pitcher

…I just don’t feel as comfortable with a Cliff start tomorrow like I would with CJ, that’s all

by booyakasha on Aug 30, 2010 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Recency effect.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 30, 2010 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't know

I am not familiar enough with pitchers’ regression patterns this late in the season, but he still seems strong each outing. I really don’t know

by booyakasha on Aug 30, 2010 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Did Philly

try to play the hot hand when the playoffs came around last year?

No, they looked past the 6.13 ERA he posted in his last 7 starts and chose to focus on the fact that he’s an amazing pitcher.

by ACWNS09 on Aug 30, 2010 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bill James Commandments

1) Thou Shalt not Bunt.

2) Thou Shalt Have no Low On Base Percentages Before the Cleanup Hitter.

3) Honor the three-run homer and the leadoff walk.

4) Thou shalt not steal at anything less than a 70% success rate.

5) Thou shalt make no idol of the light-hitting middle infielder.

6) Thou shalt not count to the credit of the pitcher that which is done by his fielders or by his hitters, nor charge him with their failings.

7) Thou shalt not abuse thy starting pitchers.

8) Thou shalt make no effort to ride the hot hand, for the hot hand is but a shape in the wind.

9) Place thy faith not in veterans, when youth be available to ye.

10) Thou shalt not pass freely thy opponent’s number eight hitter, nor his cleanup hitter, nor his left-handed pinch hitter, nor any hitter that is thy opponent’s.

by philkid3 on Aug 30, 2010 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

11) Thou Shalt always trumpet GAME SCORES

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Aug 30, 2010 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

...

How many of these commandments have the Rangers violated?

by ACWNS09 on Aug 30, 2010 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh shit
5) Thou shalt make no idol of the light-hitting middle infielder.

WHOOPS

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by LSJ on Aug 30, 2010 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm sure he'd make an exception

when that light-hitting MI is just now 22 years old.

God I now remember why I hate you so much.

"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington

by FirebatM3 on Aug 30, 2010 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

after what CJ has done the last 5 starts and what Lee has done his last 5

you’re telling me, you don’t get a little anxious about Lee going out on the mound. I have more confidence in Ceej right now. It doesn’t mean I’m not aware of the type of pitcher Lee is.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Aug 30, 2010 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

If I had to win a game to save my life and those were my only two options.

I pick Cliff Lee without thinking about it for longer than .2 seconds.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 30, 2010 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Same answer.

I wasn’t taking the fact that Wilson pitched tonight into consideration.

Cliff Lee is the better pitcher, and I think CJ would be the first to tell you that.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 30, 2010 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

So CJ being the best he's ever been is the norm for him this year?

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 30, 2010 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Put that way makes it sound trivial

and one year doesn’t make an ace, I know. All I’m saying is I think CJ is pitching better than Cliff right now and I just don’t agree with the assertion that Cliff’s next start will be better than CJ’s (wouldn’t play the odds on it either even though I know I could get good money)

by booyakasha on Aug 30, 2010 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

But that's not all that you were saying.

You just said that what CJ is doing now is his “norm for this year.”

It’s one thing to say that CJ has been great recently, it’s another to say that this is what we should expect going forward as his “norm.”

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 30, 2010 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't bet on it going forward

But I wouldn’t bet against it either. Small sample size, yes

by booyakasha on Aug 30, 2010 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's fine, I don't strongly disagree with the part on Ceej.

But we’re talking about if he’s better than Lee, not if he’s a good starting pitcher.

by philkid3 on Aug 30, 2010 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

If that situation is right now

I’ll take Ceej. but in the long run I want Lee starting game 1. But, lately CJ has been better and I’ll roll with the hot hand.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Aug 30, 2010 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not one bit.

Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!

by t ball on Aug 30, 2010 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just like

if Pujols goes 0-4 a couple games in a row I still expect him to sock the hell out of the ball the next game.

Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!

by t ball on Aug 30, 2010 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's still Albert Pujols

There’s really no question unless he’s hurt.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 30, 2010 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes

but Pujols is a different case with 10 years of incredible success behind him. Lee isn’t quite Pujols as a pitcher

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Aug 30, 2010 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

He drew the parallels, not me.

Would you rather I introduced someone else to a choice of Pujols/Holliday?

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 30, 2010 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Huh?

Lee has been one of the very best pitchers in baseball 3 years running.

Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!

by t ball on Aug 30, 2010 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

he wasn't that great last year before

being traded to the Phils if I remember correctly, but either way, yes he is a great pitcher. He’s a true Ace. and I want him on the hill in game 1, but right now CJ is better. That is all.

I’d argue that our top 3 are the best in baseball and this argument is a good problem to have from a Rangers standpoint.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Aug 30, 2010 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

He was

worth 4.2 WAR with Cleveland.

by ACWNS09 on Aug 30, 2010 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

my memory didn't serve me well

maybe I just remember us slaughtering him on opening day.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Aug 30, 2010 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

There was actually an article written on this exact subject at FanGraphs.

About how pitchers are often very underrated for a while if they get lit up to start the season. And I’m pretty sure Lee was the example they used.

by philkid3 on Aug 30, 2010 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

that is obviously what happened to me

last year. I’ll have to find that article

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Aug 30, 2010 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

God,he sucks

Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!

by t ball on Aug 30, 2010 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

no one said he sucks

I think people are missing the point, and that is that CJ is pretty damn good himself and through this stretch the better pitcher.

just like the last month in Florida, where Anibel Sanchez has been better than Josh Johnson. or Hammel vs Jimenez through a couple stretches. It’s a good problem to have a pitcher as good as CJ being compared to Lee, and right now there is a case to be made

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Aug 30, 2010 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yup.

If you bet on SSS’s to continue instead of betting on regression to the mean, you will not do well.

by philkid3 on Aug 30, 2010 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Shit,

pressed enter too soon.

I’m saying that “right now” I want to have Lee on the mound. Wilson’s arm is probably tired from pitching today.

That joke was not worth a failed post.

by ACWNS09 on Aug 30, 2010 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dammit

And I was composing a “I like sniffing used jocks” etc retort…

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Aug 30, 2010 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

CJ is definitely the guy who has come up with the big wins lately

usually stopping losing streaks and starting a winning streak.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Aug 30, 2010 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

You don't even know what that means.

"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010

by ghtd36 on Aug 30, 2010 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh, for crying out loud

you are such a joke.

Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!

by t ball on Aug 30, 2010 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Contract extension

after the season?

Troy McClure: "Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy! If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about!"

by stupidsexyflanders on Aug 30, 2010 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Who would have thought CJ would lead the club in wins, when the season started?

Not me and yes I know wins are worthless, but interesting none the less.

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by RangersSD on Aug 30, 2010 10:19 PM CDT reply actions  

I can just hear the national sports media...

question how he will hold up in the playoffs while having pitched so many innings. Assuming he is ever mentioned.

"I'm ok with being unimpressive..I sleep better"

by karma_kaze on Aug 30, 2010 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL

LookoutLanding These teams are just daring each other to score. This is a three-hour staring contest between a lawn jockey and a stuffed animal

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Aug 30, 2010 10:21 PM CDT reply actions  

LoL is a funny place sometimes

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Aug 30, 2010 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

No doubt
LookoutLanding Josh Wilson has impressive agility for a fetus

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Aug 30, 2010 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

nah

I kinda feel a kinship with them, like they are that stepbrother that I hated, and I can laugh at their agony, but not quite get to love levels.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Aug 30, 2010 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

FSN Nolan Retirement airing

I know people say this a lot….

But I was there for that one.

by Doc Mabee on Aug 30, 2010 10:27 PM CDT reply actions  

they gave him 2 bulls at the ceremony for his Ranch

They actually brought them into the stadium….

Their names: Robin and Ventura

by Doc Mabee on Aug 30, 2010 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Am I the only one

creeped out by the song tribute at the end?

by ACWNS09 on Aug 30, 2010 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

was that

the last day of old ranger ballpark? b/c i was there for that and the 1st game at the ballpark in arlington

ryan and george brett were retiring the same day

by studcrackers on Aug 31, 2010 3:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

Adam, you around?

Want your feedback on Chelsea Peretti.. up your alley?

formerly cmk

by Mr. Fiction on Aug 30, 2010 10:27 PM CDT reply actions  

r

"what I have learned in 11 years in the sports business is that the dumbest guys in the room are always the media guys." - mark cuban

by Longhorn on Aug 30, 2010 10:27 PM CDT reply actions  

Grover Cleveland

Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.

by Texas Jihad on Aug 30, 2010 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

No thats wrong

Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.

by Texas Jihad on Aug 30, 2010 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Isn't it Harding?

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Aug 30, 2010 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

I thought it was a picture of the 24th president

Doesn’t appear to be

Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.

by Texas Jihad on Aug 30, 2010 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Its McKinley 25

Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.

by Texas Jihad on Aug 30, 2010 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

1st 24 presidents

McKinley was the 24th

"what I have learned in 11 years in the sports business is that the dumbest guys in the room are always the media guys." - mark cuban

by Longhorn on Aug 30, 2010 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Because Taft served twice.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 30, 2010 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Cleveland

"what I have learned in 11 years in the sports business is that the dumbest guys in the room are always the media guys." - mark cuban

by Longhorn on Aug 30, 2010 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Right.

I’m retarded.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 30, 2010 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

More like

really slow.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Aug 30, 2010 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

You're better than that.

Try again later.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 30, 2010 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

he's not, though

Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!

by t ball on Aug 30, 2010 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh right.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 30, 2010 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Cleveland served twice

But he’s still listed as the 22nd and 24th Presidents, because you have to differentiate between his non-consecutive terms.

For the record, I like Face, but his defense is, well, indefensible. Don't believe me? Click here, then here and here.

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 30, 2010 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

But he's just one man!

Unlike Taft, who was large enough for three.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 30, 2010 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not a good idea to post a guy that was

assassinated.

Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!

by t ball on Aug 30, 2010 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

a great republican and president

i’ll honor him if you won’t.

"what I have learned in 11 years in the sports business is that the dumbest guys in the room are always the media guys." - mark cuban

by Longhorn on Aug 30, 2010 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Republican Party of McKinley and T. Roosevelt

is NOTHING like the Republican Party of today.

That’s all I’ll say on the subject.

For the record, I like Face, but his defense is, well, indefensible. Don't believe me? Click here, then here and here.

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 30, 2010 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Neither political party is as they used to be.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 30, 2010 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

it's true

the Democrats used to be pro-slavery

by dan2 on Aug 30, 2010 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

And those Democrats became Republicans

"Ooooh....I want some fucking pancakes!" son of willamos2

by Parman on Aug 31, 2010 9:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

Neither is the old gray mare

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on Aug 30, 2010 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

See what you started here, iorange?

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Aug 30, 2010 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Reply fail?

For the record, I like Face, but his defense is, well, indefensible. Don't believe me? Click here, then here and here.

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 30, 2010 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

I just picked a random post in the politics discussion.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Aug 30, 2010 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

people, stop yelling my screen name

damn, I’m right here

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Aug 30, 2010 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

bad omen

Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!

by t ball on Aug 30, 2010 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's not Grover Cleveland, but it should be

For the record, I like Face, but his defense is, well, indefensible. Don't believe me? Click here, then here and here.

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 30, 2010 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

McKinley?

Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!

by t ball on Aug 30, 2010 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

correct

Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.

by Texas Jihad on Aug 30, 2010 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep, looks like McKinley.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 30, 2010 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

How Mariners-esque.

I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM

by LSJ on Aug 30, 2010 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'll admit that I've never gotten the joke with this.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 30, 2010 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

I guess this was before my lurking days.

I’m pretty sure my first post was questioning Josey’s obsession with Hank Blalock. I left fearing that I had found a Blalock-worshipping corner of the internet. It took several months for me to return.

by ACWNS09 on Aug 30, 2010 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

I am going to laugh my ass off if this no-no is broken up by the pitcher.

"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Aug 30, 2010 10:31 PM CDT reply actions  

1st base coach with tha magic #

"Every hitter likes fastballs just like everybody likes ice cream. But you don't like it when someone's stuffing it into you by the gallon. That's how you feel when (Nolan) Ryan's throwing balls by you." - Reggie Jackson

by Brooks on Aug 30, 2010 10:32 PM CDT reply actions  

sorry...i've got a better one just a sec

"Every hitter likes fastballs just like everybody likes ice cream. But you don't like it when someone's stuffing it into you by the gallon. That's how you feel when (Nolan) Ryan's throwing balls by you." - Reggie Jackson

by Brooks on Aug 30, 2010 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

My night

It has been made!

respice adspice prospice

by FormerDriller on Aug 30, 2010 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

When is the last time...

…that the Rangers have had two starters with more than a meager 170 innings at the end of August?

by Black Francis on Aug 30, 2010 10:36 PM CDT reply actions  

HUGE bust for the halos!!!

"Every hitter likes fastballs just like everybody likes ice cream. But you don't like it when someone's stuffing it into you by the gallon. That's how you feel when (Nolan) Ryan's throwing balls by you." - Reggie Jackson

by Brooks on Aug 30, 2010 10:38 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

I like this one

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Aug 30, 2010 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ok, someone get busy and shop that

the shadow in the back demands it.

Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!

by t ball on Aug 30, 2010 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

That is begging for it!

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That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Aug 30, 2010 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

The shadow in the back should be getting a cup of Gatorade

And deciding between the salted and the BBQ sunflower seeds

by caknuck on Aug 30, 2010 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

He should be catching dollar signs

with a little “cha-ching” balloon off to the side.

Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!

by t ball on Aug 30, 2010 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not seen: the shadow caught the ball, GMJ missed

"Embarrassing admission: I have never, ever, ever been able to see a guy's aura. That's right. I...am an aura-blind American." -Junior, FJM

by Desert Ranger on Aug 30, 2010 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

GMJ

plyed great for the rangers, got some money and decided once he got the big monies to start sucking! :)

"Every hitter likes fastballs just like everybody likes ice cream. But you don't like it when someone's stuffing it into you by the gallon. That's how you feel when (Nolan) Ryan's throwing balls by you." - Reggie Jackson

by Brooks on Aug 30, 2010 10:40 PM CDT reply actions  

*cough* *cough*

could have been the HGH he was doing with the Rangers

by Doc Mabee on Aug 30, 2010 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just got back from dinner with the GF

Holy shit Vlad only took 5 pitches in 4 ABs?

Super ugh. YES 24 24 24

by liamluong on Aug 30, 2010 10:41 PM CDT reply actions  

wash saw him get "frustrated" and put borbon in

"Every hitter likes fastballs just like everybody likes ice cream. But you don't like it when someone's stuffing it into you by the gallon. That's how you feel when (Nolan) Ryan's throwing balls by you." - Reggie Jackson

by Brooks on Aug 30, 2010 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Would it kill the M's to score a run?

"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.

Then he grounded out weakly to second.

by WyoRanger on Aug 30, 2010 10:42 PM CDT reply actions  

Check this stat out.
LookoutLanding The Mariners are on pace to score 523 runs this season, which is fewer runs than 26 teams already have

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Aug 30, 2010 10:43 PM CDT reply actions  

Do you remember how high the mass media was on them before the season?

Tards, you don’t need hindsight to see that. Two aces does not a team make

by booyakasha on Aug 30, 2010 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

especially when Lee was injured

they still got love

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Aug 30, 2010 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Josey Wales & The Sheriff

were very upfront with our disdain for their team and all the media hype before the season.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Aug 30, 2010 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Except the love of the ghetto thugs.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Aug 30, 2010 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

It is really going to be great when the Oakland A's finish first in the division and the Rangers win our (was it 82 or 83)d game to finish the season.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 30, 2010 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gagreed!

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Aug 30, 2010 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

we know, you love the A's

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Aug 30, 2010 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

You were also upfront with your disdain of the Rangers chances

Good for you.

"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.

Then he grounded out weakly to second.

by WyoRanger on Aug 30, 2010 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

OT: My cat is sleeping on the very edge of a chair.

She’s about to roll over off of it. Do I wake her up now and move her, or wait for her to fall off and laugh my ass off?

"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Aug 30, 2010 10:47 PM CDT reply actions  

B) Let her fall off and laugh.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Aug 30, 2010 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's kind of where I'm leaning.

There’s an ottoman very close, so she’ll fall on it instead of the floor.

"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Aug 30, 2010 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Move the ottoman and video it.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Aug 30, 2010 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

If I move it she'll wake up for sure.

"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Aug 30, 2010 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't see how there is a genuine issue here.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 30, 2010 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Or acid.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 30, 2010 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Watch out, though.

She may come back as some kind of two-faced super villain.

Wait, she’s already a cat, my bad.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 30, 2010 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Haha

This is true.

"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Aug 30, 2010 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Can't be as bad as a Persian.

Some family friend have one that thing is possessed by the devil, I’m 150% sure.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Aug 30, 2010 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

x

Sometimes I press CTRL+F and type in "Josey Wales" just to see if he made a stupid statement.

by Pith on Aug 30, 2010 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good god.

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29

by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 30, 2010 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

The cats owner right here.

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Aug 30, 2010 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

STOP IT NOW

"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan

by Conjunction on Aug 30, 2010 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Awesome

Sometimes I press CTRL+F and type in "Josey Wales" just to see if he made a stupid statement.

by Pith on Aug 30, 2010 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sure it is.

Ahhhhhhhahahahahahahaha Prypiat! All abandoned and shit!

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 30, 2010 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Reminds me of this gem by Rangers Floppy

I dont know what is more radioactive…
Chernobyl’s children or Mrs. Benson’s nethermeats

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Aug 30, 2010 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Right after I complement Boomer he does this

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Aug 30, 2010 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sorry here you go...

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Aug 30, 2010 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

KILL IT WITH FIRE

"There's really no way of knowing... Sometimes when I see their big eyes looking up from my lap I think, that's definitely a homeless guy in a fur coat." Betty White on SNL

by Pocket Ninja on Aug 30, 2010 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

The fire of my loins, maybe.

She’s timeless.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 30, 2010 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

No doubt

I would still hit it.

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Aug 30, 2010 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Call me Kitty Cat

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Aug 30, 2010 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Exactly

she was awesome in Wedding Crashers

Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.

by Texas Jihad on Aug 30, 2010 11:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Agreed

I would love to ruin quilted bedspreads with Jane.

by dolphinpuncher on Aug 30, 2010 11:09 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Looks like a corpse I saw a couple week ago

cept the corpse looked better

respice adspice prospice

by FormerDriller on Aug 30, 2010 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Tell em

Large Marge sent ya

by snake oil pete on Aug 31, 2010 1:02 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

PeeWee's Big Adventure.

Well played, you son of a bitch. Well played.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Aug 31, 2010 11:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

Rumor is a new movie is in the works.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Aug 31, 2010 12:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Flagged.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Aug 30, 2010 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Man

That look like some of the pics I post.

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Aug 30, 2010 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Boomer pics > that one

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Aug 30, 2010 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thank you for using a subject.

Poor cat.

"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Aug 30, 2010 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

I learned my lesson of not using a title

Sometimes I press CTRL+F and type in "Josey Wales" just to see if he made a stupid statement.

by Pith on Aug 30, 2010 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mother of God.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 30, 2010 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

thanks for the nightmares

"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan

by Conjunction on Aug 30, 2010 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

'Pologize

Sometimes I press CTRL+F and type in "Josey Wales" just to see if he made a stupid statement.

by Pith on Aug 30, 2010 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

shoot video of it, and I'm sure it will go viral

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Aug 30, 2010 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wonder why they are showing that dude butcher God Bless America though.

"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Aug 30, 2010 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

OK

hoping the advice squad is still around.
I texted my new friend, essentially a simple “Hey, what’s up, this is XXX and we met in the earliest hours of sunday”.
She responded with a standard issue “Hey, how’s it going?”

Where do I go from here?

"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan

by Conjunction on Aug 30, 2010 10:55 PM CDT reply actions  

If her response is "lonely and horny"

You’ll know you’re good to go.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 30, 2010 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Aquaman Love Advice™

Setting you up for future services, in marriage smashing since 2010

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Aug 30, 2010 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

I couched it in terms of a hypothetical!

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 30, 2010 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

But that window is closing.

Dirkatron can hear desperation texts being sent from 400 miles away.

by dolphinpuncher on Aug 30, 2010 11:02 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Well as long as neither of them are in backwoods Wyoming, they should be fine.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 30, 2010 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

"I'm doing pretty well! How about yourself?"

But not too enthusiastic, if you can pull that off

Sometimes I press CTRL+F and type in "Josey Wales" just to see if he made a stupid statement.

by Pith on Aug 30, 2010 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ask her the same question plus another question

Then in the next text bring up something about getting together.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

My blog: That's baseball for you

by iorange555 on Aug 30, 2010 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

im shocked w/ how good this advice is

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Aug 31, 2010 12:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

"i'd be doing better if you were here"

or

“are you up for a drink tonight”

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Aug 30, 2010 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Neither of these things is appropriate at this point.

Too forward and/or needy.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 30, 2010 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

"Um, the Rangers cut their magic number to 24...How the fuck do you think I'm doing? Dinner this week?

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Aug 30, 2010 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm tempted

"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan

by Conjunction on Aug 30, 2010 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Absolutely do not!

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29

by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 30, 2010 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Girls knowing you are a baseball nut,

bad idea. I speak from multiple experiences.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Aug 30, 2010 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Seriously.

You let her know about your Super Fandom later in the relationship.

Not right away. That’ll stamp “LOSER” all over your forehead. Heh..

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29

by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 30, 2010 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't even let on about it.

My reputation precedes me. When it’s the big group and outliers that’s all they talk about when there is mixed company. The order goes baseball, Texas Country, Football, Cars, and food.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Aug 30, 2010 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'd prostrate myself to the gods

and forever wonder what I’d done to deserve her.

"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan

by Conjunction on Aug 30, 2010 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

...then you might need to worry about her seeing this thread.

For the record, I like Face, but his defense is, well, indefensible. Don't believe me? Click here, then here and here.

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 30, 2010 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Heh, good point

THE RANGERS ARE FULL OF UNBELIEVEABLE SUCK GIVE UP NOW IT DOES NOT MATTER GOOD BYE.

"It has been said that baseball is to the United States what revolutions are to Latin America, a safety valve for letting off steam. I think baseball is more serious than any Latin American revolution. But, then, I am a serious fan." -- George F. Will

by WestTxAg06 on Aug 31, 2010 6:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

Tap dem breaks.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Aug 30, 2010 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

This

THE RANGERS ARE FULL OF UNBELIEVEABLE SUCK GIVE UP NOW IT DOES NOT MATTER GOOD BYE.

"It has been said that baseball is to the United States what revolutions are to Latin America, a safety valve for letting off steam. I think baseball is more serious than any Latin American revolution. But, then, I am a serious fan." -- George F. Will

by WestTxAg06 on Aug 31, 2010 6:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

17 minutes

I’ve responded as such: (We spoke about my radio job at the party—- she listens to my station, amazingly… among other things)
“I’ve practically lived at the station the past two days but thankfully that party set a positive note for things. What are u up to?”

"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan

by Conjunction on Aug 30, 2010 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nice, idle chit chat is the best. No quick responses, but no slow ones

Then drop the “When’re we gonna hang out again” a few messages in. No phone calls

by booyakasha on Aug 30, 2010 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

If you can work in a "what are you wearing"

Give her a go. But wait for the right opportunity. Be the lion, not the guy-who-shoots-off-too-early.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 30, 2010 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sometimes the best answer is no answer.

I’ve always use Cliff Hangers and open ended questions.

Sometimes when you don’t text a girl back, it’s a good thing.

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29

by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 30, 2010 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

I agree with this

for some reason, to know that they’re not wanted real hard makes a chick want you. Even weirder is making a girl jealous. It shouldn’t work and never does on guys, but it does for some reason on girls. Never understood that

by booyakasha on Aug 30, 2010 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Exactly.

Always make it seem like you have options, but at the same time keeping her on the hook and letting her know you dig her.

Do not act like a 1 Woman Man, man.

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29

by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 30, 2010 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

I do believe it works in many cases

but I’m trying really hard to stay away from that line of thinking. I want to make her feel wanted; not have her want me because she seems ignored.

"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan

by Conjunction on Aug 30, 2010 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

You don't need any advice.

For the record, I like Face, but his defense is, well, indefensible. Don't believe me? Click here, then here and here.

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 30, 2010 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

She's 19

Part of what makes me nervous. Maybe she’s still vulnerable to being played.

"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan

by Conjunction on Aug 30, 2010 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

That'll all be revealed later in the relationship, friend.

You don’t need to know if she’s vulnerable right away.

Let it play out.

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29

by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 30, 2010 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, but I can guarantee you settling for any length of time is doubtful

I was 25 and went out w/ a 20 year old, and had no idea where to take her. Um, so you wanna go bowling or uh to the zoo?

Anyways, take everything you hear on these boards w/ a grain

by booyakasha on Aug 30, 2010 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hrmm

That sucks. I wish this process didn’t need a rulebook.

"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan

by Conjunction on Aug 30, 2010 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

sadly that one is true.

Unless you’re in a relationship with them.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

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by iorange555 on Aug 30, 2010 11:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Truth.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Aug 30, 2010 11:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

talking to women, no matter what the format

or technology = crazy making.

Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!

by t ball on Aug 30, 2010 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hmmm, like...

could you come over and blow me and maybe bring your hot friend too?

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Aug 30, 2010 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

She did have a hot friend

in fact, without said friend she wouldn’t have been there. Hot friend and her boyfriend wanted to party and she came along to accompany her.

"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan

by Conjunction on Aug 30, 2010 11:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

drink many plastic red cups' worth

of Hawaiian punch, Vodka and ice.

"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan

by Conjunction on Aug 30, 2010 11:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

This all makes me glad I'm married

and happily. I hate this kind of game playing

Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!

by t ball on Aug 30, 2010 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah

I don’t know how I’d handle texting. i wouldn’t know all that protocol. i was used to just using the phone and giving someone a call. that seems simpler to me.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Aug 30, 2010 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

The lines are blurred big time.

Girls don’t like texting, but they don’t care for the phone call. Ultimate WTF moments.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Aug 30, 2010 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

What if I were to send them a postcard?

Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!

by t ball on Aug 30, 2010 11:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

This has potential.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Aug 30, 2010 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Boombox.

For the record, I like Face, but his defense is, well, indefensible. Don't believe me? Click here, then here and here.

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 30, 2010 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

Yellow Jacket Boys, FTW

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Aug 31, 2010 12:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

heh

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Aug 30, 2010 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

you could go with an evite

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Aug 30, 2010 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

So

I shouldn’t write and perform a song about her yet?

"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan

by Conjunction on Aug 30, 2010 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

seranade the hell out of her

it works in the movies right

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Aug 30, 2010 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fraid that is dead

You’ll even get a weird look from young girls if you open their car door

by booyakasha on Aug 30, 2010 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

I had that happen recently

a woman barked at me that she can do it herself. I was perplexed and responded, not as long as I’m holding the door you can’t.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Aug 30, 2010 11:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

I could not and would not date a girl who was offended by me opening the door

Pretty sure that might kill the date right then and there.

THE RANGERS ARE FULL OF UNBELIEVEABLE SUCK GIVE UP NOW IT DOES NOT MATTER GOOD BYE.

"It has been said that baseball is to the United States what revolutions are to Latin America, a safety valve for letting off steam. I think baseball is more serious than any Latin American revolution. But, then, I am a serious fan." -- George F. Will

by WestTxAg06 on Aug 31, 2010 6:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

My husband always opens doors for me.

It was a little weird when we first started dating, but after I met his dad I realized he was raised that way.

I’m getting there, but it’s still weird that he carries my laptop out to my car in the morning when we leave, and he never lets me carry groceries other than the bag the eggs or bread are in.

"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Aug 31, 2010 8:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

WOW the real "gentlemen" are still around..

that’s nice to know.

This shit ain't over til Bengie Molina sings.

by BigGuns on Aug 31, 2010 8:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

My parents raised me this way too.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Aug 31, 2010 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

I've been married for almost 2 years now...

and my wife has never opened a door since we met.

I had a lady snicker to my wife the other week at HEB, “Wait until you marry him dear, it’ll all stop then.” I put up my hand with my ring on it, smiled and said, “It’ll be two years next month.”

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Aug 31, 2010 11:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

tell it again

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 31, 2010 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

did you tell her she can pick up the check too?

"My expectations today are that we're going to be extremely competitive and if we don't win our division, I'll be disappointed." Nolan Ryan

by red3biggs on Aug 31, 2010 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Clue?

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Aug 30, 2010 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lesley Ann Warren, mmm

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Aug 30, 2010 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hell with it

I’ll just knock her on the head and drag her by her hair.

Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!

by t ball on Aug 30, 2010 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dirk style

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Aug 30, 2010 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

whatru wearing?

bday suit 4 me

Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!

by t ball on Aug 30, 2010 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Either you're Prince, or hep to the young cats and chicks.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Aug 30, 2010 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

sidenote

PM just texted me and I jumped two feet in the air, thinking it might have been the girl.

"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan

by Conjunction on Aug 30, 2010 11:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Next radio show?

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Aug 30, 2010 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Chuck is confirmed

I let him know, he replied, I forgot I’d texted him.

"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan

by Conjunction on Aug 30, 2010 11:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Later this week or next week?

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Aug 30, 2010 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

This thursday, 9 O'Clock

we’ve been waiting for an off-day. The postgame shows. Generally don’t go well.

"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan

by Conjunction on Aug 30, 2010 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ya.

Check your email, I am sending you one.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Aug 30, 2010 11:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

responded.

"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan

by Conjunction on Aug 31, 2010 12:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

don't know why I put a period and capital letter there.

postgame shows generally don’t go well.

"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan

by Conjunction on Aug 30, 2010 11:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

or I just got through watching the Rangers with some buddies

so she doesn’t think you are a loner who hangs out with dudes on a blog

Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.

by Texas Jihad on Aug 31, 2010 12:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yes, she doesnt have to know that the buddies are located in different places in front of their own computers

THE RANGERS ARE FULL OF UNBELIEVEABLE SUCK GIVE UP NOW IT DOES NOT MATTER GOOD BYE.

"It has been said that baseball is to the United States what revolutions are to Latin America, a safety valve for letting off steam. I think baseball is more serious than any Latin American revolution. But, then, I am a serious fan." -- George F. Will

by WestTxAg06 on Aug 31, 2010 6:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

well this is obviously to late

next time ask if you can come over to fix the cable

by studcrackers on Aug 31, 2010 3:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

people bleach their bums?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 31, 2010 9:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

What?

Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!

by t ball on Sep 1, 2010 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nice
LoneStarDugout Carlos Melo dominating. Up to 13 or 14 strikeouts through six innings.

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Aug 30, 2010 10:56 PM CDT reply actions  

wow

if he actually turns into a good prospect, I’d be pleasantly surprised

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Aug 30, 2010 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

No doubt

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Aug 30, 2010 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

other than his 5 scoops

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Aug 30, 2010 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

No-no alert!

In LA

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Aug 30, 2010 11:00 PM CDT reply actions  

ESPN has it, as well.

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29

by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 30, 2010 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Question, when is it too late to bunt in a no-no assuming it's a close game?

(obviously this one’s too far in and they’re up 3, so not this game)

by booyakasha on Aug 30, 2010 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Aaaaand it's gone.

"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Aug 30, 2010 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Best Video Game Theme Song Ever?

If that doesn’t make you want to lace up the boots and hunt down some terrorists, something is wrong with you.

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29

by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 30, 2010 11:04 PM CDT reply actions  

Disagree heavily

very generic.

MSGI and IV both had better theme songs as did a lot of other games

"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington

by FirebatM3 on Aug 30, 2010 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

hmm

the Reds are calling up Chapman.

by JimCrankshaft on Aug 30, 2010 11:05 PM CDT reply actions  

Meh

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Aug 30, 2010 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good god people.

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29

by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 30, 2010 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Too bad they never play the Angels or the A's.

Buster Olney’s head could explode when Chapman throws* 110.

*Note: I do not, and will never, believe he actually threw 105.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 30, 2010 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Aug 30, 2010 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm hoping he will pitch in the Sunday Cardinals game

I’m gonna be at that one.

"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Aug 30, 2010 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hope my favorite non Rangers, Pujols and Rasmus take him yard and shatter his psyche.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Aug 30, 2010 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't really have a dog in that fight

I just want to see cool things at a park I’ve never been to.

"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Aug 30, 2010 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've seen Pujols play once and I couldn't see it that well.

I was in centerfield at Chavez on mission trip, that was our “fun day.” Couldn’t enjoy the game cause nobody would shut up freaking annoying.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Aug 30, 2010 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have seen him play twice

I was up at New Busch Stadium earlier this Summer. Great Park I really like the red seats and the Arch in centerfield.

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Aug 30, 2010 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

good for them

look forward to seeing the highlights.

"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan

by Conjunction on Aug 30, 2010 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why should Strasburg have any effect at all?

You can’t just assume your young pitchers will get hurt, then you lose them by protecting them out of fear.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 30, 2010 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Listening to Vin Scully in the process of

calling a no-hitter at Chavez Ravine on MLB.

Be still my beating heart.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Aug 30, 2010 11:08 PM CDT reply actions  

It's ovah.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Aug 30, 2010 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

While it lasted......

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Aug 30, 2010 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's not Dave Barnett.

I’ve listened to him for 40 years, since I was 5 years old and while he may have lost his fastball, he’s still the best there ever was.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Aug 30, 2010 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Damn that sucks

Sometimes I press CTRL+F and type in "Josey Wales" just to see if he made a stupid statement.

by Pith on Aug 30, 2010 11:09 PM CDT reply actions  

No No done

For the record, I like Face, but his defense is, well, indefensible. Don't believe me? Click here, then here and here.

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 30, 2010 11:09 PM CDT reply actions  

No-no is toast

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Aug 30, 2010 11:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Too bad, if the Rangers can't throw a No Hitter, neither can you.

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29

by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 30, 2010 11:10 PM CDT reply actions  

you had to see that one coming

fiddling around in his glove and hung one

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Aug 30, 2010 11:10 PM CDT reply actions  

X

"There's really no way of knowing... Sometimes when I see their big eyes looking up from my lap I think, that's definitely a homeless guy in a fur coat." Betty White on SNL

by Pocket Ninja on Aug 30, 2010 11:14 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

That needs Philadelphia on it

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Aug 30, 2010 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Forgot the obvious Bevis and Butthead bit.

I am Cornholio I need t.p for my bunghole.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Aug 30, 2010 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

laffing.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Aug 30, 2010 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

LMAO

"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Aug 30, 2010 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is that Joe Cocker?

Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!

by t ball on Aug 30, 2010 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

x

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Aug 30, 2010 11:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

CJ Wilson's line looked good.

Was his stuff dominant, or is that mainly due to the Royals?

Go Rice Owls!

by JBImaknee on Aug 30, 2010 11:19 PM CDT reply actions  

off and on with his command

but when he needed it, it was there. of course, it was the Royals, but you have to make the pitches no matter who it is

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Aug 30, 2010 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

He looked like he has in all his good starts.

I don’t quite want to say dominant, but that’s semantic. He was good. The Royals helped a ton, but I think he would have held any offense under their average tonight.

by philkid3 on Aug 30, 2010 11:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

mine...

CC, Price, Lee, Cahill, CJ

by chalktalk on Aug 30, 2010 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

I will hate everything

if Cahill finishes above Liriano

by sbk00 on Aug 30, 2010 11:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

another game or two

late like today will take care of all that

by blueballlefty on Aug 31, 2010 1:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

Solidity post ASB has been a plus.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Aug 30, 2010 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Neftali?

Link

Sometimes I press CTRL+F and type in "Josey Wales" just to see if he made a stupid statement.

by Pith on Aug 30, 2010 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Didn't expect that one.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Aug 30, 2010 11:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gagne

off the top of my head. Eckersley won one as a reliever, I believe.

by ACWNS09 on Aug 30, 2010 11:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gagne did it.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 30, 2010 11:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Got us Murphy and Beltre!

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Aug 30, 2010 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

well, at least Gabbard will be remembered

because O’Day wore his jersey. He’s got that

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Aug 30, 2010 11:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's happened a few times.

When I was a kid I remember Fingers, Bedrosian, and Mark Davis. And Willie Hernandez won the CY and MVP in ’84.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Aug 30, 2010 11:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hernandez was who I was trying to think of.

I actually did have the name right, I just thought I was wrong.

by philkid3 on Aug 30, 2010 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

I used to be addicted to 50s-60s baseball cards when I was little.

‘58 Topps had MVP winner cards from the previous years. 1950 NL- Jim Konstanky, relief pitcher for the Phillies. Couldn’t believe I could get an MVP’s card for a buck….Then I studied Konstanky.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Aug 30, 2010 11:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

top 10 maybe

close to Colby, Danks, Romero, in that group. Lee, Liriano are the top two for me.

Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!

by t ball on Aug 30, 2010 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

CC runs away with it, imo.

His W-L record will be too seductive.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 30, 2010 11:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

I agree

I’m just saying CJ is right there with everyone else. If you compare his numbers and Cahills they are damn near identical.

by chalktalk on Aug 30, 2010 11:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

yay for run support

Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!

by t ball on Aug 30, 2010 11:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think CJ will get some votes

I doubt Colby will. Though both deserve a few 3rd place votes, just to show up on the leaderboard.

When was the last time the Rangers had anyone show up with votes?

Go Rice Owls!

by JBImaknee on Aug 30, 2010 11:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Last time a Ranger's pitcher

received Cy Young votes:
1999, Aaron Sele.

I was 8. He had a 4.79 ERA.

by ACWNS09 on Aug 30, 2010 11:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was 8 as well

Hmm…

Sometimes I press CTRL+F and type in "Josey Wales" just to see if he made a stupid statement.

by Pith on Aug 30, 2010 11:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh

Wetteland got 3 points, also.

by ACWNS09 on Aug 30, 2010 11:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not on the ballot.

Unless I’m okay being biased, then he’s third, edging out Neftali Feliz.

by philkid3 on Aug 30, 2010 11:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

I know it means nothing, but this is pretty cool.

http://espn.go.com/mlb/features/cyyoung

Except Lee isn’t even on the list.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 30, 2010 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

The last couple of starts have hurt him.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Aug 30, 2010 11:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Look at the formula
((5*IP/9)-ER) + (SO/12) + (SV*2.5) + Shutouts + ((W*6)-(L*2)) + VB

Makes me want to write my own

by booyakasha on Aug 30, 2010 11:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

having saves on there is silly

unless there are no really dominant starters. And there are a lot this year.

Go Rice Owls!

by JBImaknee on Aug 30, 2010 11:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

You could

put in past years and see if it came close.

by ACWNS09 on Aug 30, 2010 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

but I'd guess voters won't look to saves

unless there is a conspicuous dearth of starters. Say the K leader is sporting a 4.30 ERA, and no one has more than 17 wins.

But that is the problem to fitting a linear model to something like this

Go Rice Owls!

by JBImaknee on Aug 30, 2010 11:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

I bet it is a guess-and-check formula

They grab some retrosheet dumps and do a massive guess and check algorithm and tweak it

by booyakasha on Aug 30, 2010 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

I understand having some of those stats

may make sense even though we don’t grade a pitcher that way. The voters love winners; winning pitchers and winning teams. Losses and lack of walks/WHIP is bad tho

by booyakasha on Aug 30, 2010 11:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Completely forgot what a great year Bucholtz is having

God I wish we could of got him or Lester from Boston a few years ago

by chalktalk on Aug 30, 2010 11:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lester and Manny

for A-Rod.
Would you?
Heh.

"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan

by Conjunction on Aug 30, 2010 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have no idea why we didn't take that deal.

Damn it.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 30, 2010 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Players union.

A-rod and taking less money or something.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Aug 30, 2010 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

We did. Players Union vetoed it b/c ARod was gonna take less salary.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Aug 30, 2010 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Who is this

Neftali ‘Feliz’?

"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan

by Conjunction on Aug 30, 2010 11:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

he is half mantis half man

he is a demimantis that you should not mess with

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Aug 30, 2010 11:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's not in it.

I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM

by LSJ on Aug 30, 2010 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Again, I'm getting confused by the conversation.

I’m looking at it the same way you are: “who would you vote for today?” But the rest of the comments look like “who would the writers vote for today?”

Either way, I kind of doubt Ceej is a real contender. But he might get a few votes from writers if the season ended today.

by philkid3 on Aug 30, 2010 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

CJ has put up very nice looking numbers outside of a bad stretch in late May

I think it is reasonable to expect a 6th or 7th place finish in the CY voting, with probably 5-6 3rd place votes.

I’d hardly say that is an overreaction

Go Rice Owls!

by JBImaknee on Aug 31, 2010 12:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

As we've seen from certain other pitchers who I won't name

anyone can have a bad stretch.

Most of us have been waiting for the “CJ has never pitched this many innings” shoe to drop, but it doesn’t appear to be dropping. If he can keep this up into October, the fact he’ll probably be starting Game 3 of the ALDS will be a big, big advantage for Texas.

Go Rice Owls!

by JBImaknee on Aug 31, 2010 12:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

So in the ALDS who's your starters?

1. Lee
2. Lewis
3. Wilson
4. Lee
5. Lewis

or does Hunter get in there somewhere?

by booyakasha on Aug 31, 2010 12:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

Depends on the schedule and the situation.

If I’m able to determine Lee’s fine pitching short rest and/or it works out that he’s not on short rest and/or the Rangers aren’t up in the series, I’d just skip the 4th starter.

Otherwise, yeah, probably Hunter, but I’d rather wait until the end of the season when we have more information. And I’d consider, if not probably use, Holland if it’s a lineup that struggles with lefties.

by philkid3 on Aug 31, 2010 12:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

The thing with Ceej. . .

. . . was that we have almost no previous sample of starting to look at, and the innings piling up was already a concern. So when he hit a tough stretch, I started assuming that was the problem.

Fortunately, it looks like I was wrong.

by philkid3 on Aug 31, 2010 12:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

CGon is really freaking good

thank you A’s for trading that guy.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Aug 30, 2010 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Most hitters are better at home than on the road.

And the more extreme the park, the more extreme the splits become.

Most Rockies players’ start hitting better on the road when they leave. This is one reason park effects give a better view than simply looking at home/road splits for individuals.

by philkid3 on Aug 30, 2010 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

magic number

haters gonna hate anyhow

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by DallasHusker on Aug 30, 2010 11:50 PM CDT reply actions  

x

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Aug 30, 2010 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

meh

For the record, I like Face, but his defense is, well, indefensible. Don't believe me? Click here, then here and here.

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 30, 2010 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rockies now 3.5 back of the wild card.

They gained ground on every team ahead of them in one day. Not bad.

by philkid3 on Aug 30, 2010 11:57 PM CDT reply actions  

your brother says

“YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY”

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

My blog: That's baseball for you

by iorange555 on Aug 30, 2010 11:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

We could have an infield of

Gonzalez, Cano, Elvis, and Face….where would that of left Kinsler? OF?

by chalktalk on Aug 31, 2010 12:00 AM CDT reply actions  

Face DH, Kinsler at 3B

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Aug 31, 2010 12:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

Put Kinsler in LF

Lineup: Elvis, Cano, Hamilton, Gonzalez, Cruz, Vlad, Kins, Face, Catcher

by chalktalk on Aug 31, 2010 12:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

Kinsler at catcher ha

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Aug 31, 2010 12:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

Cano to 3B. Kins stays put.

The word on Cano was that he was going to be a 3B sooner or later anyway.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Aug 31, 2010 12:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

Erik Thompson...

would be an All-Star Cy Young candidate today and I’d have a different username.

by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 31, 2010 12:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

ghostofEricHurley?

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Aug 31, 2010 12:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

We need a ghostofSalty ha

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Aug 31, 2010 12:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

ghostofRubenMateo

I thought that guy was the next Clemente :(

by chalktalk on Aug 31, 2010 12:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

too soon.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Aug 31, 2010 12:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

Kinsler in LF?

Kins, Hamilton, Cruz outfield? With that infield….sick fucking line up

by chalktalk on Aug 31, 2010 12:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

It seems to me

That MLBN and ESPN are trying to find someone other than Feliz to win ROY after they sucked off Bailey and dissed Elvis last year.

by chalktalk on Aug 31, 2010 12:07 AM CDT reply actions  

All of the hitters have fizzled off.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Aug 31, 2010 12:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

Who are the other legitimate candidates? Jackson?

I figure, of all the awards we may win, the ROY was the most of a lock

by booyakasha on Aug 31, 2010 12:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

wrong.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Aug 31, 2010 12:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

Right

Chuck posted it on his facebook today, that makes it a fact not an opinion

by chalktalk on Aug 31, 2010 12:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

Side note

I love Chuck’s informality. He just responded to one of my emails with

k. good

"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan

by Conjunction on Aug 31, 2010 12:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

Lazy Analysis Alert

At first glance, Boesch, Jackson, Jaso and Matusz have all put up more Wins Above Replacement at FanGraphs, prior to tonight. Jaso and Matusz have more than doubled him, Jackson has nearly tripled him. (Not including leverage, of course.)

Again, obviously simplifying things, but, at the very least, it should indicate it’s not hard at all to argue Feliz as less than the most deserving.

I do hope he wins it, though. And if you repeat last year’s standard, he probably should.

Mitch Moreland is catching up fast, by the way. Not sure if facing righties would bring him down or not.

by philkid3 on Aug 31, 2010 12:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

If you do include leverage, btw. . .

. . . Feliz rockets past Boesch and Jaso and gets pretty close to Matusz.

by philkid3 on Aug 31, 2010 12:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

And there's no way at all Matusz wins the ROY

THE RANGERS ARE FULL OF UNBELIEVEABLE SUCK GIVE UP NOW IT DOES NOT MATTER GOOD BYE.

"It has been said that baseball is to the United States what revolutions are to Latin America, a safety valve for letting off steam. I think baseball is more serious than any Latin American revolution. But, then, I am a serious fan." -- George F. Will

by WestTxAg06 on Aug 31, 2010 6:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

Does

StatCorner include leverage?

by ACWNS09 on Aug 31, 2010 12:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

And tRA WAR*pLI puts him at 2.4.

So now he’s ahead of everyone who isn’t Jackson, I believe. And, while I wouldn’t use it as more than a tie-breaker type thing personally, I do think things like considered potential and such could also be included in Rookie of the Year debates. And now you’ve constructed, I think, a very good argument for Feliz. It’s certainly not an air-tight argument, but also not one I think can just be dismissed.

If things hold up and he wins it, I’ll sure as hell be happy and I don’t think it will be “wrong,” the logical part of my brain is just happy if someone acknowledges he isn’t the most clearly deserving.

by philkid3 on Aug 31, 2010 12:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

Good.

I really hope Feliz wins it because I’m biased, but, objectively, I’m glad he’s not being treated as the obvious choice, since he’s not.

by philkid3 on Aug 31, 2010 12:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

He is definately the leading contender

He has to finish the season strong but I don’t see any better rookie in the AL

by chalktalk on Aug 31, 2010 12:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

The Neftali Perez crowd.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Aug 31, 2010 12:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

I smell what you're steppin in

and I don’t have last years numbers in front of me but I’m sure they would support Elvis over Bailey

by chalktalk on Aug 31, 2010 12:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yes.

And probably Anderson over all. I absolutely would not have voted for Bailey. If memory serves, I wouldn’t have even had him on my ballot.

by philkid3 on Aug 31, 2010 12:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

So maybe I'm being bias

but the precedent was set last year w/ Bailey winning over Elvis so I will feel violated if Feliz doesn’t

by chalktalk on Aug 31, 2010 12:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

When I looked the other day, Feliz blew away 09 Bailey

Then again, Jackson has somewhat better numbers than 09 Elvis

by booyakasha on Aug 31, 2010 12:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

And I can certainly see legitimate arguments that would make Feliz a less-than-crazy choice. That may be justifying it to myself because I want him to win, but whatever.

But if people are arguing against him, that probably means they’re starting to look past saves as an evaluative tool, and that makes me happy.

by philkid3 on Aug 31, 2010 12:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

OT

I’m a little worried about TCU football this season. More specifically, the game Saturday vs OSU.

Someone tell me I’m too close to the situation and that they’ll be fine.

Fuck Arias

by hornedfrogs45 on Aug 31, 2010 12:25 AM CDT reply actions  

I want to

rain pessimism upon you as payback for anything you say in GDTs.

But I won’t. I’m a nice guy.

by ACWNS09 on Aug 31, 2010 12:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

Outsider perspective. they will do fine this year.

I’ve always watched TCU with a keen eye, my number two team. Patterson has built one heck of a program that will be a contender for years to come.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Aug 31, 2010 12:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

They've got a great team

but they’ve never faced expectations like this. I know that sounds stupid, but the consensus on campus is that they expect at the least, a return to a BCS bowl game. I think that’s reasonable.

I just worry about the losses of Jerry Hughes, Washington, and the two corners on defense. The offense is going to be one of the best again this season.

I think part of the reason I’m worried is that I’ve been having too much fun with the Rangers this year to care about football.

Fuck Arias

by hornedfrogs45 on Aug 31, 2010 12:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

GPat

will take care of all of that! They will be fine

by blueballlefty on Aug 31, 2010 1:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

On paper, TCU should win this.

OSU is breaking in a new QB, and TCU’s D has done a good job of stopping big time RB’s like Quizz Rodgers in the past.

It should still be a fun game.

"What IS your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery?"

by Maximilian on Aug 31, 2010 12:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

I've had people saying TCU will beat OSU by 20.

I disagree. However, I still feel pretty confident about a win. I trust GP wholeheartedly to reload on the defensive side and this offense is probably the best TCU’s had since I was a freshman in 2005.

Not to mention the special jerseys and what’s essentially an extra home game this weekend.

"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." -Chuck Morgan speaking for all of us

by drizzle on Aug 31, 2010 12:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

I wish I could go, but got to save up for potential playoff games.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Aug 31, 2010 12:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

I and a bunch of my friends jumped on the Groupon deal 2 weeks back

Otherwise I’d probably be watching on ESPN

"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." -Chuck Morgan speaking for all of us

by drizzle on Aug 31, 2010 12:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

only thing that could hurt TCU Saturday

is that it’s the first game of the year. Oklahoma was supposed to go to Arlington and steamroll BYU last year. By halftime, their season had changed for the worse. You never know how good your team is or isn’t until that first game against a opponent that you “should” beat.

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by DallasHusker on Aug 31, 2010 1:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

Well....

If TCU gets through this game, with their schedule, they have a great shot at going undefeated

they have a crazy easy schedule this year….its almost criminal

Josey Wales is stupid

by Horns130 on Aug 31, 2010 2:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

If only UT would schedule them.

But they’re too busy playing Rice this weekend.

"What IS your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery?"

by Maximilian on Aug 31, 2010 8:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

Again....we did play you guys...and we kicked your ass

also, if TCU would come to austin i guarantee you wed schedule you guys…but youll want a home and home…and that is complete bullshit

we’ll give home and homes to teams like USC…not TCU

Josey Wales is stupid

by Horns130 on Aug 31, 2010 5:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

If you're friends with Brandon Worley on Facebook...

You need to see the last photo he was tagged in.

I don’t know if it’s an LSB bit, or what… but it’s magnificent.

formerly cmk

by Mr. Fiction on Aug 31, 2010 7:08 AM CDT reply actions  

How about you post it on here for the rest of us to see?

THE RANGERS ARE FULL OF UNBELIEVEABLE SUCK GIVE UP NOW IT DOES NOT MATTER GOOD BYE.

"It has been said that baseball is to the United States what revolutions are to Latin America, a safety valve for letting off steam. I think baseball is more serious than any Latin American revolution. But, then, I am a serious fan." -- George F. Will

by WestTxAg06 on Aug 31, 2010 7:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

That is indeed magnificent

Greater than the Rachel Phelps cutout in Major League.

THE RANGERS ARE FULL OF UNBELIEVEABLE SUCK GIVE UP NOW IT DOES NOT MATTER GOOD BYE.

"It has been said that baseball is to the United States what revolutions are to Latin America, a safety valve for letting off steam. I think baseball is more serious than any Latin American revolution. But, then, I am a serious fan." -- George F. Will

by WestTxAg06 on Aug 31, 2010 7:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

Monty Fariss at #4 made my day

There’s a blast from my youthful past.

THE RANGERS ARE FULL OF UNBELIEVEABLE SUCK GIVE UP NOW IT DOES NOT MATTER GOOD BYE.

"It has been said that baseball is to the United States what revolutions are to Latin America, a safety valve for letting off steam. I think baseball is more serious than any Latin American revolution. But, then, I am a serious fan." -- George F. Will

by WestTxAg06 on Aug 31, 2010 7:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

Smoak says hello

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Aug 31, 2010 11:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

I want one.

He needs to make this file available.

by octoberty on Aug 31, 2010 7:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

woot?

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Aug 31, 2010 9:06 AM CDT reply actions  

yes

/MikeE

This shit ain't over til Bengie Molina sings.

by BigGuns on Aug 31, 2010 9:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

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