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VICTORY THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Member of the LSB Suite Night Club
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"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 31, 2010 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions
yes....
Ball....toss.....antlers....
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 31, 2010 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Cliff Lee didn't look so hot
and I was kind of hoping he’d be at least a small facor in the playoffs
unbelievable
we better not lose this game or my anger from before will reach armegeddon type levels
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Crazy man.
Never know what the ball do.
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
It's a shame Cliff Lee won't take the loss if this thing goes against our boys tonight.
He looks like John Koronka out there.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
That it's a shame Cliff Lee won't get the loss if the Rangers lose...
That’s like saying it’s a shame Sean O’Sullivan won’t get a win if the Royals win.
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 31, 2010 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions
If the team loses 10-9, then it's too bad Lee doesn't get saddled with the loss
for the shitbag performance, but whatever. That’s baseball. That’s all I was trying to say.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 31, 2010 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions
goET
Please GIF Ron Washington presenting that thing at the Negro League Museum. It looked like Vanna White.
Fuck Arias
I'll have to do it after the game...
I can’t get MLB.tv’s nexdef features to work tonight.
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 31, 2010 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Hey no problem
I don’t know why, but it made me giggle
Fuck Arias
by hornedfrogs45 on Aug 31, 2010 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Ah yes, I thought Robby Tejeda was going to be our ace at one point.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
good bet he swung
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
Has anyone been to the ballpark this season and heard an MVP chant?
It’s just about time we start hearing it towards the end of good games
AKA BuckyB
Yep, several times this last homestand.
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Only Vlad would swing at a wild pitch
Well, maybe Bengie Molina.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
you take the good with the bad
he still has 2 hits with a 2 run HR and 3 RBIs total
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
I just wish someone would tell him
he’s allowed at least three pitches per at bat…
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
this is true
and which base to run to
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Thanks for trying to be positive in the last thread
by lost in space on Aug 31, 2010 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, I came in late, so my care level isn't real high right now
Makes it easier.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
Hi all...
just got in. Don’t want to read 3 GDTs, as much fun as that would be.
What the hell happened the Cliff Lee start?
He just kinda sucked.
It coulda been really bad if we had been playing a major league team.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
heh...we suffered through it....you should too.....
Ball....toss.....antlers....
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 31, 2010 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions
I want to see Emmitt Smith pics after tonights game
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Looks kinda like the guy from Hurt Locker.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
I know I'm waaaay late on this
but Vlad hammered the piss out of that homer. I’d think it’s safe to say that he’s back
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
.
@SurfingTheMets Francoeur’s locker being cleaned out.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
1 more
@SurfingTheMets Francoeur in office now with Manuel and Ricco.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 31, 2010 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions
what?
@SurfingTheMets All three men have removed their pants. All men are pantsless.
by Black Francis on Aug 31, 2010 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions
is that Piazza's twitter feed?
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
by Bob Loblaw on Aug 31, 2010 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
You have to have emotions to worry
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chain saw?
Wait, what?
We have interest in that bag of shit or something?
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
Well, at least it's a fair trade.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
that would be fabulous.....
Ball....toss.....antlers....
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 31, 2010 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions
He's been pretty close to average against lefties this year despite Citi Field, and has been better than that over his career.
And he’s at least a solid corner outfielder. As long as nothing relevant is given up, he’s decent depth on this team and a solid platoon option for Murphy.
GET THIS SHIT DONE, KIRKMAN!
I BELIEVE IN YOU!
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
What ERA?
Ball....toss.....antlers....
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 31, 2010 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Captain Kirkman!
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
wow what in the hell has gotten into Face?
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
What the hell, Michael Young?
Why aren’t you good all of the time?
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 31, 2010 9:28 PM CDT reply actions
THIS!
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
He's just turning it on at the right time...
Just like Lee is going to do in about 3 weeks.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Holy hell, that was a good play.
Great throw.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
Dang, MY!!!
Ball....toss.....antlers....
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 31, 2010 9:28 PM CDT reply actions
Face cannon.
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
Oh please, oh please
No official word yet on who the Rangers will get back in the deal but infielder Joaquin Arias is believed to be a part of the deal.
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
by Lisa W on Aug 31, 2010 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions 8 recs
Wait, only a part of the deal?
If we have to give up anything else, it’s overpaying.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
Even Arias...
is probably overpaying. But it’s Arias and I assume Arias is a jinx.
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 31, 2010 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions
So NOW the curse will be lifted, right?
by DrumsInTheDeep on Aug 31, 2010 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Just wondering
why is Arias overpaying? He’s been below replacement level for his career (marginally).
Because Francoeur is pretty terrible himself...
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 31, 2010 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions
I actually would, too.
And Francouer is more needed for us.
I’m not going to be able to stand watching him, though. No sir.
As long as he only plays his platoon role, he should be ok.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Have you ever watched a Jeff Francoeur at-bat?
I have literally seen him swing at a ball over his head. Much like a toddler playing a “HIT EVERYTHING” game would.
What's the exchange rate between poop and crud?
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chain saw?
Premature ejac nonetheless!
by dolphinpuncher on Aug 31, 2010 9:33 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
So in 7 years...
A-Rod for Jeff Francouer….haha.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
so what move is made on the 40 and 25
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
He was already off.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 31, 2010 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions
I thought by DFA'
he was already off
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
I don't think so
it clears a spot on the 40
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Yes, if he's DFA'd he's off the 40 as well.
I forgot about him being DFA’d.
I have no idea who would go down. There is room on the 40 with Gentry on the 60, right?
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Maybe Guzman gets the ax?
No sense in having him, Blanco, and Cora around if Kins is right
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chain saw?
Cora would get the axe first
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Dammit...
played one game of MW2 and missed a Ham HR?
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
srsly?
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
yeah
I’ve been traveling a lot recently. I’m in Switzerland right now. It’s 4:30AM and I’m streaming this game.
Don’t remember seeing Adam mentioning this at all.
well, then... the Rangers are leaving OKC
Bakersfield is probably done too
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
Yep. And to add insult to injury, we get the Astros' scrubs.
On the bright side, I think I could sneak onto the field and throw a few innings before anyone noticed the talent drop.
by UserToBeNamedLater on Aug 31, 2010 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Its like watching a rape, then watching the rapist get raped.
by dolphinpuncher on Aug 31, 2010 9:29 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
I've seen that one.
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
LOL, in that Negro League HoF segment
…did I just hear Wash quote Chico Escuela?
rewinds Tivo
Indeed, he did: “Baseball’s been very, very good to me.”
ROFLMAO
Jesus was my closer, till he blew the save.
indeed, you did....
Ball....toss.....antlers....
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 31, 2010 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Snowcaps are fucking disgusting.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
I bet he's wondering WTF is going on...
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Captain Kirkman FTW
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Thank ya Capn' Kirk
La naiba cu Monkey Rally !!!!!
- That would Romanian for F*ck the Rally Monkey....
Kirkman is pretty good right now
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Praise Captain Kirkman!!!
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
Captain KIRKman looking good
Baseball ain't like football. You can't make up no trick plays. ~Yogi Berra
Captain Kirkman...
Can’t hear you over the sound of his awesomeness.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
Go Rangers!
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
by boomer1 on Aug 31, 2010 9:32 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
My like of Kirkman...
just grew x3 just for that inning in this game.
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 31, 2010 9:33 PM CDT reply actions
if we only had 3 more lefties in the pen
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
it's my new background
the previous background was a stick-figure rendition of Marcus Camby as a hypothesis test rejecting a basketball that represents H-naught, with the basketball having just been released by a very short player whose jersey reads “p-value”.
REJECTED
Section 239, Row 1, Seats 1&2
I just hope Wash doesn't fall in love with him
for some reason, that seems like something he’d do…
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
He better be a late-inning defensive replacement
by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 31, 2010 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Vlad, if Josh is DH-ing
The point is, I don’t want him to see regular playing time.
by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 31, 2010 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Yay, we unloaded Arias.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
La naiba cu Monkey Rally !!!!!
- That would Romanian for F*ck the Rally Monkey....
by Captain Fubar on Aug 31, 2010 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions
FINALLY the roach is gone!
Baseball ain't like football. You can't make up no trick plays. ~Yogi Berra
Now these teams...
will go scoreless for 12 innings.
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 31, 2010 9:34 PM CDT reply actions
That's probably the only way this game could get any worse, really.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
okay I'm going to bed
It’s 4:30AM here in Switzerland and I need to go to sleep cause tomorrow I have a busy day of hiking in the mountains and then lounging around. Hope to see a W when I wake up tomorrow.
Yodle for me!
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
I should go, too
I’m about halfway up Mount Everest doing a paranormal investigation with a few Lebanese prostitutes. Hope to see a W when I wake up tomorrow.
by Black Francis on Aug 31, 2010 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Frenchy to TX
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
That's the War of Northen Aggression, sir
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chain saw?
I hate that lawn-mowing orange-wearing redneck
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
johnny on the spot
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
TAG with a funny.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
Jeff Francouer....that's crazy.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
I don't really understand it myself
Unless he can also play first base or CF. I’m glad to be rid of Arias, but Francouer is pretty worthless.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
braves fan here
hope you guys aren’t giving up a lot in arias, i mean… francoeur is horrible
actually, who am i kidding? I HOPE ARIAS TURNS INTO ROBINSON CANO
y'all did.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
He's not a Mets fan.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
I over read something didn't I?
poop
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Meh. I just didn't wanna see you swing at 3 wide ones, holmes.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
you're going to be the lead guy in my entourage.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
co-leaders...you'll get the same bandanas
parachute pants are in the dress code…fyi.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Sloppy seconds, too?
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
rangers acquired Jeff Francoureruoer
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
After 2007,
we’ll always be on the Braves radar.
by lost in space on Aug 31, 2010 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Wow, that's... ok.
I think I’m sad now.
I mean, I’m sorry, right?
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chain saw?
Fear not...
we realize Francoeur is terrible. But Arias is pretty worse and we need Arias less!
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 31, 2010 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, I mean, this isn't like a Tex trade of anything....
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
by AceJC on Aug 31, 2010 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Well played, Mauer!!!
Ball....toss.....antlers....
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 31, 2010 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions
With what fucking power or anything resembling baseball skill?
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 31, 2010 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions
have fun killing your brand new cockroach
Hup Holland Hup
by Martijn1309 on Aug 31, 2010 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Braves fan.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 31, 2010 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions
he could never be killed off of our 40 man
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Cause he would never die (as in be off this fucking team)
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Because he stuck around on the 40 man for several seasons despite injury/egregious amounts of suck.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
Arias is awesome, enjoy.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Have you seen Arias play?
Baseball ain't like football. You can't make up no trick plays. ~Yogi Berra
Our front office has been hoping for that for several years now.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
Oh, yeah, Arias is great.
I’m sooooo cruuuushed.
by DrumsInTheDeep on Aug 31, 2010 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions
I was going to say don't hold your breath...
But please do!!
"I'm ok with being unimpressive..I sleep better"
He doesn't hit as hard as Bobby Cox.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
no more road games chuckles
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Our team's ugly quotient just got cut in half.
by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 31, 2010 9:38 PM CDT reply actions
But our hacktasticity just....
well I suppose it didn’t increase at all did it.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
Yeah...
Francoeur is a pretty attractive young man.
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 31, 2010 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions
What!?!
/Rich Harden
Ball....toss.....antlers....
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 31, 2010 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING!!!!
Ro is greatness. All I can think of in the countdown of The Mantis Number are old Mavs.
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
Wooo cash!
Sign Estelion Peguero with that money!
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
THEY GAVE US CASH TOO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Suckers!
by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 31, 2010 9:39 PM CDT reply actions
Francour (sp) + Cash for Arias
La naiba cu Monkey Rally !!!!!
- That would Romanian for F*ck the Rally Monkey....
AND WE GET CASH?!?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
WOOOO MONEY FOR A NEW VIDEO BOARD!
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
Or for signing... Cliff... Lee.........
Ooooohhhh.
by DrumsInTheDeep on Aug 31, 2010 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Did he come with a warranty
‘cause I feel like we might’ve broke him
I feel like there was a mixup
And Francouer wound up with the wrong team currently in KC.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
We will trade him to KC
for the ghost of Alex Gordon
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
Didn't they try and give up Greinke for him?
Like, when Greinke was already doing well in the Majors?
As long as he only plays against lefties, just slightly.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
Slightly.
Not enough to be excited about, but he gives them a good defensive corner infielder who can put up average performance against lefties, so he has more value to the Rangers.
his uzr looks pretty decent
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
He has a strong defensive reputation, won a Gold Glove and is good in every defensive metric.
I’m not sure who told you he sucks.
TZL
is pretty negative (-26 last two years). UZR has him average over the past three years. DRS thinks he’s comfortably above average over the that span.
+55 career in RF.
37.8 career UZR there.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
Of course, looking at the yearlies, UZR has him kinda sucking out there the last couple years.
DRS was kinder last season.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
ahahahahahahahaha most excellent!
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
We just traded a -.2 WAR player for a 0.00 WAR player
Although Francoeur is averaging -.2 WAR over the past 3 seasons….
Win?
well, there is something to be excited about
OLD MAN ARIAS IS GONE!
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
All i know is that Arias is gone, if they got back a bag of doughnuts for Arias i would have been happy
Baseball ain't like football. You can't make up no trick plays. ~Yogi Berra
and cash? For Arias?
You’ve gotta look at these things in relative terms.
Worst case, he’s exactly the same as Arias and we have a few games before the hate really sets in. A break from Roach Rage would be good for everybody.
by UserToBeNamedLater on Aug 31, 2010 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
And Wash, who is less likely to see himself in a used-to-be prospect
than a never-was UIF
by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 31, 2010 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Is this really a thing?
The “scrappy” ex-player-turned-manager relying too heavily on scrubs? Or more heavily than managers who had better playing careers?
I know it sure seems that way, just wondering if there’s anything to it that’s more than anecdotal.
by UserToBeNamedLater on Aug 31, 2010 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions
More of a running joke around here
Doubt it has any merit whatsoever.
by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 31, 2010 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Wash has actually alluded to that fact before in an interview
by kevinkinsler on Aug 31, 2010 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions
If by alluded you mean admitted to it openly, then, yep
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chain saw?
Yep, he said exactly what he's mocked for.
That he wants to give players who aren’t very good more playing time because they remind him of himself and he didn’t like not getting to play.
that's right
I could remember the discussion, but I think I basically blacked out when I heard that stupidity and couldn’t quote it
by kevinkinsler on Aug 31, 2010 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions
That was a sad, sad day
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chain saw?
"Minaya...
traded for a harlequin fetus?""
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 31, 2010 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Pop ya collar Capn Kirk....
he do what he do.
by dontcallmeElvis on Aug 31, 2010 9:41 PM CDT reply actions
Michael Kirkman has swept me off my feet.
<3 <3 <3
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
Welp, with Frenchie we add another piece to the puzzle.
I hope the final picture is along the lines of a pirate ninja cowboy with chainsaw arms riding a T-Rex through a wall of fire. No kittens on a blanket.
by dolphinpuncher on Aug 31, 2010 9:41 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs
hahahahahaha
someone PS this. But the pirate ninja cowboy needs a Phiten necklace
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
The Twins...
just went ahead in their game. 4-3. The Tigers are stupid and mean.
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 31, 2010 9:42 PM CDT reply actions
Kirkman Mancrush update
We’re at strong to quite strong levels trending upward. Look for total infatuation to occur within one to two weeks.
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
He is now in the Circle of Trust
That is all.
by mikedallas45 on Aug 31, 2010 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions
"Trending upward" in this context is a little TMI.
Just sayin’.
by UserToBeNamedLater on Aug 31, 2010 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions
I thought I was being pretty discrete about it...
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
Meanwhile, Michael Kirkman is doing some serious sex moves
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
No matter what happens...
Today will always be the day the Cockroach died.
And they paid us for him.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aqua on Aug 31, 2010 9:44 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I can't believe we got cash + a player for Arias...
seriously This is Omar Minaya’s last hurrah.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
x
"I'm ok with being unimpressive..I sleep better"
by karma_kaze on Aug 31, 2010 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
All of these trades...
for marginal bench pieces just shows why it is difficult being a low budget team while trying to have quality depth.
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 31, 2010 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
We got to
hit on one some day right?
RIGHT?
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
Molina hasn't been horrible
but we gave up a legit prospect for him
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
meh....just another stupid, failed trade by JD....
/steel home
Ball....toss.....antlers....
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 31, 2010 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions
x
jay_jaffe With Frenchy to Texas, who’s left to make fun of besides Ollie, K-Rod, Castillo, Jerry, Omar and the Wilpons? How will we survive?
by octoberty on Aug 31, 2010 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
ODAY ODAY ODAY ODAY ODAY ODAY
It's Time.
by Jason Brynsvold on Aug 31, 2010 9:46 PM CDT reply actions
Woah
JeffWilson_FWST
Brandon Boggs DFA’d to clear a roster spot for Francoeur.
"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." - Chuck Morgan
I'd like to watch.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aqua on Aug 31, 2010 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
So now he is traded for a useless utility infielder
And the circle of life continues.
by mikedallas45 on Aug 31, 2010 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions
sucks
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
I mean, if he gets picked up that sucks
doubt it happens
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
whoa
that wasn’t expected. and the 25? we won’t know til after the game, but I’d guess Cora is gone
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
are we acquiring him for a bench bat in the playoffs
if so, either he replaces gentry on the playoff roster or he needs to be on it after the game. I don’t care if he’s on the playoff roster personally
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
What the hell is going on?
I had Meet the Teacher night at my school, went an hit with my sons, and come in to find that StudLee has another bad outing. Is this just a little slump that will pass soon?
"I’m not in the meetings and not part of the discussions; it’s not my responsibility. . My responsibility is to go out and win tonight. My focus is to win tonight. The club has to look at more than just this year." -Michael Young
So did you hit your sons? Or do hits with you sons?
Both aren’t too cool, man.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
"hit with my sons"
They are baseball players. You know, the game. Ball, bat, pitch it, hit it, that one….
"I’m not in the meetings and not part of the discussions; it’s not my responsibility. . My responsibility is to go out and win tonight. My focus is to win tonight. The club has to look at more than just this year." -Michael Young
not really
"I’m not in the meetings and not part of the discussions; it’s not my responsibility. . My responsibility is to go out and win tonight. My focus is to win tonight. The club has to look at more than just this year." -Michael Young
You might want to password protect your computer
It is a great thing to know the season for speech and the season for silence.
--Seneca
name it "steel home"
If we had a bomb, Pantera would hang out with us.
by Panorama on Aug 31, 2010 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions 6 recs
me too
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
*high five
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
lol at the mets
SI_JonHeyman
enough cash goes with francoeur so that #rangers will only pay minimum salary (prorated). thats 70 Gs for them, same as arias make for sept.
"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." - Chuck Morgan
I can't fathom that.
Just HOW bad is Frenchy going to be?
by DrumsInTheDeep on Aug 31, 2010 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Omar better learn the roach's ability to live without a head
Fans are gonna fucking decapitate him.
by dolphinpuncher on Aug 31, 2010 9:54 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
If we go extra innings
Whose our long reliever since Harrison has been used up already and Harden just pitched a few days ago?
Troy McClure: "Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy! If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about!"
by stupidsexyflanders on Aug 31, 2010 9:47 PM CDT reply actions
we still doing those rally .jpeg/.gifs?
I have no idea what either of those are, that’s why I included both.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
haven't seen nearly as many this year as in 08/09
i still miss the rally taco
by kevinkinsler on Aug 31, 2010 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions
people are completely distracted right now
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
i'm gonna make some
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Just like the Suite Nite post?
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
dude, I'm waiting on chuck...he's not being very responsive despite what conjunction tolt me.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
wouldn't know where to begin......
Ball....toss.....antlers....
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 31, 2010 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Ok so...
What happened with Franceour? If he was so so damn great back in the day?
One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....
Defending Big D - Dallas Stars news & analysis; SB Nation Dallas-Fort Worth
Chris Davis disease
Dude can’t walk and has poor strike zone recognition.
Actually, it’s the other way around, really. Chris Davis has Jeff Francouer disease.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
does he have a similar k/rate that CD had?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Ne, he doesn't K as much as Davis does
Actually he K’s less than I thought he did.
Their BB/K ratios are incredibly similar, which is what I was looking at, but actually it’s because Francouer is really, really terrible at taking walks. Like Julio Borbon/Bengie Molina bad.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
Horrible plate discipline.
Never, ever get excited about horrible plate discipline until you’ve had a few years of it working out.
I’d bet if I look it up there was some likely BABIP overperformance going on, too.
Yeah, .337 BABIP in both of his good seasons, 2005 and 2007.
And his 2007 WAR was still largely fielding based.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
Rally Hunter Pence girlfriend
http://s4.hubimg.com/u/2066303_f520.jpg
"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." - Chuck Morgan
Insert joke about an Aquadick in her face.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
this, true gent you are.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I need a woman...
who will raise a barn with me.
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 31, 2010 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions
A little unorthodox for a euphemism.
But I like it.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
Not to beat a dead horse but Rally Milly!
"I'm ok with being unimpressive..I sleep better"
by karma_kaze on Aug 31, 2010 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Nope
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
Denise Milani would be perfect,
if her breast were half that size.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
Hold your tongue, wench.
She’s pretty much perfect.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 31, 2010 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions
a touch lurid...
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
We don't need to know what you want to do.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
It's already done...
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
I bet she bleaches her asshole.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
maybe I would, if I needed to I guess.
Like if I was a porn star that liked to get my ass eaten then yeah, I’d probably bleach my asshole. heh
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
With a beard like that, how are you not a porn star?
I always assumed you were.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
just for sterilization purposes
after all the other crap that goes through there
seems like it'd burn real bad
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
everytime I see your username I think of ed coffin
This really isn’t an Ed Coffin post.
It is a great thing to know the season for speech and the season for silence.
--Seneca
I haven't seen Ed post for a long time.
I really hope it is not for the terrible reason that just popped into my head.
Hope he just got tired of our being dumb.
It is a great thing to know the season for speech and the season for silence.
--Seneca
Yeah, I think he said we go off-topic too much
by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 31, 2010 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Well he has a point
Probably got tired of all the movie, music and video game subthreads.
It is a great thing to know the season for speech and the season for silence.
--Seneca
Yeah, that and he couldn't take us jabbing at MY all the time.
Personally, I say good riddance. It’s not like Ed really brought anything profound to the party.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
by LSJ on Sep 1, 2010 7:56 AM CDT up reply actions
I skimed over the picture real quick
and saw “Matt Robinson” at the bottom corner, but not the “photography.com” part.
Needless to say, I was very confused.
You are learning, young padawan.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
Good job Mr White
La naiba cu Monkey Rally !!!!!
- That would Romanian for F*ck the Rally Monkey....
Some game.
Everybody’s got a hit but Cruz.
by DrumsInTheDeep on Aug 31, 2010 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions
?
mlbsecrets Boston Red Sox release Jeremy Hermida http://bit.ly/bYSS2Q #mlb
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
Hermida
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
If we didn't have Murphy already, yeah.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
NO WAY!
Let me guess…everybody HATES THE TRADE!
shocked.
by dontcallmeElvis on Aug 31, 2010 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Hell no.
Arias is gone. This is a great trade.
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
by boomer1 on Aug 31, 2010 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Alright. Here we go...
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
by AceJC on Aug 31, 2010 9:55 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Face has been getting it done tonight...
Let’s do this
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
Once Again
"I'm ok with being unimpressive..I sleep better"
by karma_kaze on Aug 31, 2010 9:57 PM CDT reply actions 4 recs
I could see it.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
'sup bitches
/jw
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Let's us all go ahead and get our eye-rolls out of the way now before he tramps into the postgame or morning thread
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chain saw?
yup, get ready
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I think...
the Royals pitching coach stole Trey Hillman’s mustache before he left.
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 31, 2010 9:59 PM CDT reply actions
Josh. I'll take a single.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Screw that
Hambomb.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
Boggs DFA'd
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
no kidding....
i took the dogs out 3 times during this game…
usually I hustle to get em out twice.
by dontcallmeElvis on Aug 31, 2010 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
It could wind up being one.
It’s been 4 hours, I think.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
games like this
used to be the norm almost.
now…they are the very rare exception.
so nice to find some pitching. These are so dadgum frustrating
Nice to not dread Vlad at-bats again
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
Take a pitch, Vlad
Then belt another one.
by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 31, 2010 10:01 PM CDT reply actions
HAHAHAHA!!!
Ball....toss.....antlers....
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 31, 2010 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions
You tried to grease up with it before slaying your lady-friend, didn't you.
Don’t lie.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
Say hey 100, wuddya say?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Holy crap.
Chapman hit 102 and 103 in his Reds debut tonight.
I thought it was the Germans?
Ball....toss.....antlers....
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 31, 2010 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Also, japs is not the preferred nomenclature...
Asian Americans, please
by #5withabullet on Aug 31, 2010 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Try telling that to my granddad.
It is a great thing to know the season for speech and the season for silence.
--Seneca
you forgot the "Dude"
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
How would Jules feel getting replaced by a guy with one hand?
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
Why swing at that...
if you don’t at the previous pitch?
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 31, 2010 10:02 PM CDT reply actions
who would you roll out there?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Good talk, Russ.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Bollocks
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
NEW THREAD...
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