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Thinking about having Dunn or Manny as our '11 DH makes me happy

Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chain saw?

by Keynes on Aug 31, 2010 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Manny?

No thanks.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Aug 31, 2010 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

who you want?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Aug 31, 2010 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

This also I like

Of course, then you could say Dunn holds down 1B in that case

Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chain saw?

by Keynes on Aug 31, 2010 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

But Beltre hits into so many DPs.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Aug 31, 2010 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes, many, many grounders

Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chain saw?

by Keynes on Aug 31, 2010 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dunn

Most definetely

Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chain saw?

by Keynes on Aug 31, 2010 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

manny

can still play i think but i dont want his baggage here.

this team has a lot of potential holes to be focusing on DH.

by kumizi on Aug 31, 2010 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

My friend is a Reds fan.

He said no player has ever driven him crazy as much as Dunn.

by mizzou918 on Aug 31, 2010 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Which I can't figure out

‘I HATE that dude that’s always on-base or hitting home runs!’

Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chain saw?

by Keynes on Aug 31, 2010 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

He doesn't bat for average!!

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29

by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 31, 2010 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

His K-Rate would surely drive me crazy

For the record, I like Face, but his defense is, well, indefensible. Don't believe me? Click here, then here and here.

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 31, 2010 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Face

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Aug 31, 2010 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Manny? I dont know..

But I like Dunn or move My to DH and get a third baseman. But Manny is a cancer, dont think its worth it.

by Vicky on Aug 31, 2010 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't

that HR was awesome. I’m not going to hate Vlad tonight.

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Aug 31, 2010 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

i don't know how because my fssw just went black

fuck you, att uverse

Greatest Inventions Ever? 1. TiVO, 2. Boobs, 3. Baseball

by willamos2 on Aug 31, 2010 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mines ok and I'm on uverse...

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Aug 31, 2010 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Been having that problem all day.

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Aug 31, 2010 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

that sucks

wasted the good part of the lineup and came up with nothing.

by selppuc on Aug 31, 2010 10:04 PM CDT reply actions  

that sucks not to score in that inning

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Aug 31, 2010 10:05 PM CDT reply actions  

that sucks not to score in that inning

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Aug 31, 2010 10:05 PM CDT reply actions  

and it sucks to double post

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Aug 31, 2010 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Everybody get ready for Rich Harden in extra innings

At least they won’t last long.

I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM

by LSJ on Aug 31, 2010 10:05 PM CDT reply actions  

Die....

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Aug 31, 2010 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nope.

We score top 9 and Neftali closes it out.

by mizzou918 on Aug 31, 2010 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Soria is gonna pitch the top of the 9th.

I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM

by LSJ on Aug 31, 2010 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

wow.

this road trip. one more homestand. quick road trip and then the last home stand of the season. It’s gonna be over before we know it.

PLAYOFFS!

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

My blog: That's baseball for you

by iorange555 on Aug 31, 2010 10:05 PM CDT reply actions  

You sound like Nevin Johnson.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Aug 31, 2010 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've been practicing.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Aug 31, 2010 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Winning Thread

of Winning

For the record, I like Face, but his defense is, well, indefensible. Don't believe me? Click here, then here and here.

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 31, 2010 10:06 PM CDT reply actions  

For winners only!

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Aug 31, 2010 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Winners win!

And do you know WHY winners win?

BECAUSE THEY’RE WINNERS! THAT’S WHY!

Section 239, Row 1, Seats 1&2

by JayAhre on Aug 31, 2010 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

so crazy it just might work

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Aug 31, 2010 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Meow that was good.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Aug 31, 2010 10:06 PM CDT reply actions  

Gotta love how TAG is a complete homer about the strike zone

For the record, I like Face, but his defense is, well, indefensible. Don't believe me? Click here, then here and here.

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 31, 2010 10:07 PM CDT reply actions  

I think TAG's a homer about everything.

Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into buildings.

by JBP on Aug 31, 2010 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah..."close enough to be a strike" for O'Day.....

“obviously out of the strike zone” for any opposing pitcher…..

gotta love him…..

Ball....toss.....antlers....

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 31, 2010 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

O'DAY O'DAY O'DAY O'DAY O'DAY O'DAY O'DAY O'DAY O'DAY

O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY O’DAY

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Aug 31, 2010 10:07 PM CDT reply actions  

I would murder an entire village of people.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 31, 2010 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

What kind of people?

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Aug 31, 2010 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

You people..

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29

by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 31, 2010 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

carnies

for me, anyway

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Aug 31, 2010 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Angels fans, hopefully

I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM

by LSJ on Aug 31, 2010 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

It would be fitting.

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29

by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 31, 2010 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is this real?

For the record, I like Face, but his defense is, well, indefensible. Don't believe me? Click here, then here and here.

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 31, 2010 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

For the record, I like Face, but his defense is, well, indefensible. Don't believe me? Click here, then here and here.

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 31, 2010 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Did they just say lightning on the horizon?

Fuck that….

O’Day. Meow he’s pretty good.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Aug 31, 2010 10:08 PM CDT reply actions  

OT: .429, 4.0

Barry Bonds’s wOBA and WAR the last season of his career.

by philkid3 on Aug 31, 2010 10:09 PM CDT reply actions  

I'd still sign him today.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Aug 31, 2010 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

I find myself wishing we had signed him last year from time to time

Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chain saw?

by Keynes on Aug 31, 2010 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

I dont understand you sometimes

you fall so in love with stats that i think you ignore the fact that there are any other elements going on in the game of baseball

Josey Wales is stupid

by Horns130 on Aug 31, 2010 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

My point is that there are other aspects to the game

I think you are great at deducing the statistical fact based side of baseball…but i think at times you are lacking when it comes to actually looking at the team and how they function

Not sure if youve ever said it…but how long did you play (or did you)

Josey Wales is stupid

by Horns130 on Aug 31, 2010 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sabermetric types don't like it when

you tell them they’re not wearing clothes.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Aug 31, 2010 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

I absolutely believe the owners colluded to keep him out.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 31, 2010 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes, there's no way this isn't true

For the record, I like Face, but his defense is, well, indefensible. Don't believe me? Click here, then here and here.

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 31, 2010 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Collusion is part of life, unfortunately.

If that is what happened with Bonds, it couldn’t have happened to a better guy.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Aug 31, 2010 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

They did it to Al Oliver, too. The fuckers.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Aug 31, 2010 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

You just used the term unfortunate.

Which means it’s wrong and thus shouldn’t happen.

You’re being silly right now.

by philkid3 on Aug 31, 2010 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sigh. Ok.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Aug 31, 2010 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sigh. You, Bonds, and Milton. What a trio.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Aug 31, 2010 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like good players, What can I say?

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Aug 31, 2010 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't exactly like Bonds.

But I am in awe of how good he was. And strongly opposed to collusion.

by philkid3 on Aug 31, 2010 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

BigGuns representin'

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Aug 31, 2010 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

O'DAY CHANT!

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29

by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 31, 2010 10:10 PM CDT reply actions  

Good O'Day chant going in KC...

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Aug 31, 2010 10:10 PM CDT reply actions  

HES BIGTIME!!!!

"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." - Chuck Morgan

by texasrfan on Aug 31, 2010 10:10 PM CDT reply actions  

O'Day chant, rockin' it in Missou!!!

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Aug 31, 2010 10:10 PM CDT reply actions  

I just heard an O'Day chant from the stands.

One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....
Defending Big D - Dallas Stars news & analysis; SB Nation Dallas-Fort Worth

by Brandon Worley on Aug 31, 2010 10:10 PM CDT reply actions  

O'Day Chant!

Way to go, BigGuns!

For the record, I like Face, but his defense is, well, indefensible. Don't believe me? Click here, then here and here.

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 31, 2010 10:10 PM CDT reply actions  

O'day chant in KC!

Lots of Rangers fans!!!!

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Aug 31, 2010 10:10 PM CDT reply actions  

Great chanting, meow

For the record, I like Face, but his defense is, well, indefensible. Don't believe me? Click here, then here and here.

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 31, 2010 10:10 PM CDT reply actions  

This has potential

If you are the fan of an opposing team and is not familiar with the chant, you might think it’s just some generic soccer chant started by the home team and be meowtivated to join in.

by Telegraph on Aug 31, 2010 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good point.

Get the other team’s fans to swing the meowmentum for us.

For the record, I like Face, but his defense is, well, indefensible. Don't believe me? Click here, then here and here.

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 31, 2010 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

by the time they realize it and want a timeowt, it would have been too late.

by Telegraph on Aug 31, 2010 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Recommeownded

For the record, I like Face, but his defense is, well, indefensible. Don't believe me? Click here, then here and here.

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 31, 2010 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

WOW! The dudes with the claw and antlers shirts were pumped!!!

"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." - Chuck Morgan

by texasrfan on Aug 31, 2010 10:10 PM CDT reply actions  

I still want to know how the hell they got them before any of us...

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Aug 31, 2010 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

I bet those are the Burleson iterations

For the record, I like Face, but his defense is, well, indefensible. Don't believe me? Click here, then here and here.

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 31, 2010 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thought those had the T in the middle of the hand....I didn't see them on those...

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Aug 31, 2010 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

FTW

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Aug 31, 2010 10:10 PM CDT reply actions   2 recs

That was a better chant than I hear at fucking home games.

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29

by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 31, 2010 10:10 PM CDT reply actions  

I know meow thank god.

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29

by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 31, 2010 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Oday chant was sweet music

La naiba cu Monkey Rally !!!!!

- That would Romanian for F*ck the Rally Monkey....

by Captain Fubar on Aug 31, 2010 10:10 PM CDT reply actions  

I have a lot of confidence in our bullpen

Only people who make me nervous are Harrison and sometimes Neftali

by mtobo on Aug 31, 2010 10:11 PM CDT reply actions  

O'DAY!

Ctrl+v a bunch.

Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into buildings.

by JBP on Aug 31, 2010 10:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Poor Royals

Getting bandwagoned by Rangers fans now. That’s probably officially every AL team now.

I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM

by LSJ on Aug 31, 2010 10:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Just got back from the bar, what'd I miss?

kidding, kidding. Actually I just dropped a massive deuce and nicknamed the floater Cliff Lee.

by booyakasha on Aug 31, 2010 10:12 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

I seriously can't stand people saying "I fucking hate you Vladdy!"

He at least has been here all year and helped put us in a position to be where we are. Rip these new guys but without Vlad who knows where we would be…..FUCK.

by dontcallmeElvis on Aug 31, 2010 10:12 PM CDT reply actions  

False.

Vladdy deserves a hate crime.

by JimmyCrackRangers on Aug 31, 2010 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

I just don't want him back next year.

I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM

by LSJ on Aug 31, 2010 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

What does that have to do with bringing him back next year?

I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM

by LSJ on Aug 31, 2010 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's saying he believes Vlad can produce 99+ RBI's next year as well.

You aren’t that dense, you’re just trying to be difficult.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Aug 31, 2010 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

RBI's are a stupid, stupid way to evaluate a player.

I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM

by LSJ on Aug 31, 2010 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think comparing a guy with 45 RBI's to a guy with 55 RBI's is dumb.

But saying having a guy with 99+RBI’s on your team isn’t a good thing is more dumb. You have to have some kind of ability to produce, whatever the stat, if you have that many RBI’s.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Aug 31, 2010 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Vlad had a good first half, there's no denying that.

But given his age, his second half decline and the other DH options on the market next year, I don’t see how bringing him back is a good idea.

I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM

by LSJ on Aug 31, 2010 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

This was being said by the Angels last year.

And about the other DH options, I’m not sure what they are, so I can’t comment on that. But that wasn’t my point.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Aug 31, 2010 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, Sammy Sosa had 92 RBI in 2007.

Should we have brought Sammy Sosa back to DH in 2008?

I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM

by LSJ on Aug 31, 2010 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

It tells me that the team is pretty successful and that the player is cashing in on those opportunities.

I also never said the player was good. I said that having a player with that many RBI’s at this point in the season is a good thing, and not wanting that guy on your team is dumb.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Aug 31, 2010 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Okay, no.

It’s not dumb if the player isn’t good or, more likely, you can get someone better.

I don’t think the Rangers could easily get better than Vlad, but that’s beside the point.

by philkid3 on Aug 31, 2010 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Because Elvis, Young, and Josh might not get on base so much for any other DH

Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chain saw?

by Keynes on Aug 31, 2010 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Soria looks like a terrorist.

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29

by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 31, 2010 10:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Let's go NELLIE!!

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Aug 31, 2010 10:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Da Murph! Treanor cmon man

"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." - Chuck Morgan

by texasrfan on Aug 31, 2010 10:14 PM CDT reply actions  

Just made a highlight reel of Arias during his time in Texas.

Sharing a joke with Vlad. Scurrying into a dumpster. Playing the game with the joy of a Little Leaguer. And the mental acumen. And skill set. Taking some mean cuts in BP.

Arias, we are going to miss you….the first time we play an interleague matchup and try to hit you with a 95 mph 4-seamer. But we’ll try again and again.

by dolphinpuncher on Aug 31, 2010 10:14 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

ah man!

"Please don't hand Jim Knox your children."
- Josh Lewin

My virtual Texas Rangers Cards

by gossamer on Aug 31, 2010 10:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Bunt fail, holy shit.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 31, 2010 10:15 PM CDT reply actions  

oh dear lord

"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." - Chuck Morgan

by texasrfan on Aug 31, 2010 10:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Bring it home Salma

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Aug 31, 2010 10:15 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Afterwards, I'd have my schlong bronzed to commemorate the event.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 31, 2010 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

she can't control those things, they have a mind of their own

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Aug 31, 2010 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

70s are as 70s do

Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chain saw?

by Keynes on Aug 31, 2010 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

70's?

As in on the scouting scale of 80? WTF?

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Aug 31, 2010 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

True 80, that tool.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 31, 2010 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

then I bet 80's burn retinas

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Aug 31, 2010 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

I dunno, if I had to pick between her rack and Christine Hendricks', I'll take the gingers

Salma beats her in every other tool (unless talking English is a tool), but that’s an 80 rack to me.

Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chain saw?

by Keynes on Aug 31, 2010 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ugh.

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29

by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 31, 2010 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Really?

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 31, 2010 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

bit

For the record, I like Face, but his defense is, well, indefensible. Don't believe me? Click here, then here and here.

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 31, 2010 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

That fucking nose gets me, guy.

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29

by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 31, 2010 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I'm not a huge Hayek fan either.

I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM

by LSJ on Aug 31, 2010 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thank you.

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29

by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 31, 2010 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

WTF?

We need more triples there…

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Aug 31, 2010 10:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Ugh.

"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Aug 31, 2010 10:15 PM CDT reply actions  

I don't like our chances.

Soria’s going to mix a live grenade in with the rest of his pitches.

by JimmyCrackRangers on Aug 31, 2010 10:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Why are we bunting there?

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Aug 31, 2010 10:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Sup, little bitches?

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Aug 31, 2010 10:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Mwhahaha.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Aug 31, 2010 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

I thought Josey had flip-flopped on Boggs.

I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM

by LSJ on Aug 31, 2010 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

at least twice

For the record, I like Face, but his defense is, well, indefensible. Don't believe me? Click here, then here and here.

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 31, 2010 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

if you flip and flop

don’t you end up where you started?

by RangerMad on Aug 31, 2010 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Never thought he was given a fair chance.

That’s the way baseball go.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Aug 31, 2010 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Whattup?

MY bringin’ it.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Aug 31, 2010 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep...looking forward to another 2000 word

dissertation on whether or not he’s still a leader.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Aug 31, 2010 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hoops.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Aug 31, 2010 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Cliff Lee's ERA.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 31, 2010 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yo Waterboy...

How many hits does The Face have tonight?!?!?

LOL!

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Aug 31, 2010 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Go look back through the GDTs

I’ve been giving plenty of love to the Face.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 31, 2010 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

"Fo, fo, fo!!!"

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Aug 31, 2010 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

No chatspeak

/LOL

For the record, I like Face, but his defense is, well, indefensible. Don't believe me? Click here, then here and here.

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 31, 2010 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Weak sauce.

Like, salsa in a Chinese restaurant weak.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Aug 31, 2010 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's a Baylor joke. Kinda funny.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Aug 31, 2010 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Welp you can kiss that playing time good bye Matty....

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Aug 31, 2010 10:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Fucking Treanor

Why are you even bunting with 1 out?

I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM

by LSJ on Aug 31, 2010 10:16 PM CDT reply actions  

This game is pissing me off so much.

"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Aug 31, 2010 10:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Get us to extras, Oliver.

Wish Kirkman had stayed in longer.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 31, 2010 10:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Gave away an out with that stupid bunt.

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Aug 31, 2010 10:19 PM CDT reply actions  

fuck.

Best case scenario: we beat the Royals in extras. Worst case: we lose to them with a walk off. Either way we suck. I hate my team.

by JimmyCrackRangers on Aug 31, 2010 10:19 PM CDT reply actions  

They are massively failing down the stretch.

Just like they do to me every year. I can’t take it. Suicide, please.

by JimmyCrackRangers on Aug 31, 2010 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Even if they lose, they have an 8.5 game lead.

How are they “massively failing down the stretch?”

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 31, 2010 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

srsly?

Uh, Cliff Lee out of gas and Colby Lewis out of gas, no 5th starter, no offense against B grade or better pitching, and now Hamilton’s gimpy. You want me to go on? Rangers = fail. Although I wish it wasn’t true.

by JimmyCrackRangers on Aug 31, 2010 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

settle down son

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Aug 31, 2010 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

ha

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Aug 31, 2010 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

you don't do LOLs?

I prefer LOLs

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Aug 31, 2010 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

I abhor lols.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Aug 31, 2010 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

sometimes i feel it really gives what I'm feeling.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Aug 31, 2010 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Aug 31, 2010 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gosh (that's for you MikeE) Damn you are an idiot.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Aug 31, 2010 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

You're not funny.

Not intentionally, anyway.

For the record, I like Face, but his defense is, well, indefensible. Don't believe me? Click here, then here and here.

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 31, 2010 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

You are on the Rangers facebook aren't you?

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Aug 31, 2010 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Other stupidity aside (and there's lots of it),

“no offense against B grade or better pitching”?

Have you watched tonight’s game?

by ACWNS09 on Aug 31, 2010 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

This was D grade pitching at best

I would hope we could come with some runs here. Duh.

by JimmyCrackRangers on Aug 31, 2010 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Did you see O'Sullivans stats coming in? He's been terrible for all of one start this year.

this was gimme pitching if ever there was some. I would EXPECT at least 9 runs from the Rangers against this. Good lord. Call yourself a Rangers fan.

by JimmyCrackRangers on Aug 31, 2010 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

You're funny.

Tell some more, please!

"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Aug 31, 2010 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

I should expect 9 runs against bad pitching?

Even early-2000 Ranger teams posted 5ish ERAs. 9 is good no matter who you’re facing.

by ACWNS09 on Aug 31, 2010 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Neither one of those things is right.

For the record, I like Face, but his defense is, well, indefensible. Don't believe me? Click here, then here and here.

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 31, 2010 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Have you ever heard of Ranger100?

You are starting to make him look like a Rhodes Scholar…

Ball....toss.....antlers....

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 31, 2010 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

For the record, I like Face, but his defense is, well, indefensible. Don't believe me? Click here, then here and here.

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 31, 2010 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Then you don't get to buy any AL West champions stuff.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Aug 31, 2010 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

why does winning in extras suck?

If we had a bomb, Pantera would hang out with us.

by Panorama on Aug 31, 2010 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Because it's against the Royals.

If you need to go into extras to beat the Royals, you don’t deserve to be a champion.

by JimmyCrackRangers on Aug 31, 2010 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is stupid.

For the record, I like Face, but his defense is, well, indefensible. Don't believe me? Click here, then here and here.

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 31, 2010 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Statements like this

make no sense in baseball. Every good team loses to bad teams at some point.

by ACWNS09 on Aug 31, 2010 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Braves must be the champs

since they haven’t lost to the Royals this year

No need for the WS this year

by Cav0 on Aug 31, 2010 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yanks will win.

Just like they do every year. I hate them so much. So so much. But they will win. And there’s just no beating them. Damn it to hell.

by JimmyCrackRangers on Aug 31, 2010 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

so, an hero

Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chain saw?

by Keynes on Aug 31, 2010 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

They went nearly ten years without winning.

What happened in those ten years?

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 31, 2010 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

But they've lost to the Royals 3 times

That should mean they don’t deserve to win

by Cav0 on Aug 31, 2010 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

hehe

hey guys…he called it “logic”

how cute

by kevinkinsler on Aug 31, 2010 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Either way.

If the Royals take you into extras, you suck. Period. How is this even debatable?

by JimmyCrackRangers on Aug 31, 2010 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

But if you lose to them, you do not suck.

Got it.

For the record, I like Face, but his defense is, well, indefensible. Don't believe me? Click here, then here and here.

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 31, 2010 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Teams who suck (apparently)

Detroit
Tampa Bay
Minnesota
Among others

by Cav0 on Aug 31, 2010 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

People are finally getting it.

All signs point to Yankees domination. Please, kill me now.

by JimmyCrackRangers on Aug 31, 2010 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

so, an hero

Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chain saw?

by Keynes on Aug 31, 2010 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL

You are so wrong.

"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Aug 31, 2010 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's not a noob.

You, on the other hand…..

"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Aug 31, 2010 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

You keep using that word.....

I do not think it means what you think it means….

Ball....toss.....antlers....

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 31, 2010 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

meant for Jimmy....

sorry, Lisa

Ball....toss.....antlers....

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 31, 2010 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Do you even know what noob means>?

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Aug 31, 2010 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

x

For the record, I like Face, but his defense is, well, indefensible. Don't believe me? Click here, then here and here.

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 31, 2010 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

Adios Muchacho!

"I'm ok with being unimpressive..I sleep better"

by karma_kaze on Aug 31, 2010 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

I fell asleep in the first inning, and I woke up to this.

WUT.

"What IS your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery?"

by Maximilian on Aug 31, 2010 10:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Cliff Lee STBF.

And the offense showed up.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Aug 31, 2010 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL, this shit.

Troll: Seriously? lets go ahead and give up all our prospects for nothing why don’t we.
Me: He was traded for Roach (Arias) you dumb fuck.
Troll: Arias hit .270 which is more than Cantu and Guzman combined. You dumb fuck. Fuck you this trade was stupid.

ROACH IS GOOD BECAUSE HE HIT .276 IN 50 GP

I hate facebook for Ranger links and comments.

by AfterSchoolSpecial on Aug 31, 2010 10:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Jesus.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Aug 31, 2010 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

No fucking range at all.

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29

by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 31, 2010 10:21 PM CDT reply actions  

arrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh

La naiba cu Monkey Rally !!!!!

- That would Romanian for F*ck the Rally Monkey....

by Captain Fubar on Aug 31, 2010 10:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Fuck you oliver....and why isnt borbon in the game!

"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." - Chuck Morgan

by texasrfan on Aug 31, 2010 10:21 PM CDT reply actions  

yeah

you’d think borbon would be in for D since Murhpy just hit

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Aug 31, 2010 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Shit, Oliver.

………

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 31, 2010 10:22 PM CDT reply actions  

Oliver fucking sucks lately

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Aug 31, 2010 10:22 PM CDT reply actions  

Ballgame.

No way they don’t get him in.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Aug 31, 2010 10:22 PM CDT reply actions  

Willie Bloomquist? Really?

I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM

by LSJ on Aug 31, 2010 10:22 PM CDT reply actions  

93? From Oliver?

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Aug 31, 2010 10:23 PM CDT reply actions  

their gun is really fast

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Aug 31, 2010 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

OMG...go away grandpa

"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." - Chuck Morgan

by texasrfan on Aug 31, 2010 10:23 PM CDT reply actions  

Oliverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

If you have to walk him, do it.

No meatballs.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 31, 2010 10:24 PM CDT reply actions  

Kila has walked twice this at-bat

I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM

by LSJ on Aug 31, 2010 10:24 PM CDT reply actions  

Didn't see a single strike.

Pretty pathetic.

Nice to see an opposing batter do that for a change.

I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM

by LSJ on Aug 31, 2010 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Suffragete City!!!!!!!!

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Aug 31, 2010 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

K!

For the record, I like Face, but his defense is, well, indefensible. Don't believe me? Click here, then here and here.

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 31, 2010 10:24 PM CDT reply actions  

I can't believe they didn't bunt there

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Aug 31, 2010 10:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Who did we give up for Francouer?

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Aug 31, 2010 10:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Arias

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Aug 31, 2010 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

and we got cash back

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Aug 31, 2010 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

yep to cover Frenchy''s salary

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Aug 31, 2010 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Arias.

And we even got some cash back.

I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM

by LSJ on Aug 31, 2010 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Arias

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29

by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 31, 2010 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Arias :D

"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Aug 31, 2010 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

ARIAS!!!

and they gave us cash!!

Ball....toss.....antlers....

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 31, 2010 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's very funny....was the LSB circle jerk as big as Woodstock?

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Aug 31, 2010 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bigger. Wish you were there.

For the record, I like Face, but his defense is, well, indefensible. Don't believe me? Click here, then here and here.

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 31, 2010 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

StairMaster, running, walking the dog,

cooking, eating.

Pork Chops, Hot Italian braut and cucumbers mixed in horse radish.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Aug 31, 2010 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ha! It was a joke!

Nobody actually wishes you were here!

For the record, I like Face, but his defense is, well, indefensible. Don't believe me? Click here, then here and here.

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 31, 2010 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

It was somewhat tempered by the realization that Frenchy is a turd, but yeah.

I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM

by LSJ on Aug 31, 2010 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

In comparison to Judy

Frenchy is a rabbit pellet.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Aug 31, 2010 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

I really have no idea what the fuck this means

But…

Julio Borbon’s WAR: 0.9
Jeff Francouer’s WAR: 0.0

I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM

by LSJ on Aug 31, 2010 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Francoeur's arm

isn’t encased in Vagisil, though.

by ACWNS09 on Aug 31, 2010 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Nor wrapped in

panty shields and we can only hope he’s not the dumb motherfucker that Judy Borbon is.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Aug 31, 2010 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

And we got cash back, too.

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29

by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 31, 2010 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Arias, and we get cash back....purdy sweet.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Aug 31, 2010 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

They only play T-Pain at Kauffman stadium?

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29

by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 31, 2010 10:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Quickly.

Huge.

Happy birthday to Kenny. Happy birthday to you.

by Adebesi on Aug 31, 2010 10:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Throw a fing strike

"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." - Chuck Morgan

by texasrfan on Aug 31, 2010 10:26 PM CDT reply actions  

Double play

mother fuckers!

Happy birthday to Kenny. Happy birthday to you.

by Adebesi on Aug 31, 2010 10:27 PM CDT reply actions  

this

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Aug 31, 2010 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Throw down the dino, somebody!

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 31, 2010 10:27 PM CDT reply actions  

I fear the flop-shot in this situation

in this particular game.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Aug 31, 2010 10:27 PM CDT reply actions  

JW still thinks we're playing golf

For the record, I like Face, but his defense is, well, indefensible. Don't believe me? Click here, then here and here.

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 31, 2010 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

4 shot lead with 3 holes left.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Aug 31, 2010 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

+1

"I'm ok with being unimpressive..I sleep better"

by karma_kaze on Aug 31, 2010 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why is he screaming?

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29

by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 31, 2010 10:28 PM CDT reply actions  

Why didn't we put in defensive replacements for this inning?

Borbon for Vlad, move Murphy to LF and Cruz to RF.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 31, 2010 10:28 PM CDT reply actions  

He do what he do.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Aug 31, 2010 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Warsh probably still fuming

at Treanor for that bunt pop out.

Happy birthday to Kenny. Happy birthday to you.

by Adebesi on Aug 31, 2010 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

u bastard

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Aug 31, 2010 10:28 PM CDT reply actions  

That Phiten necklace

better give DO the extra fucking energy to get these 2 outs.

Happy birthday to Kenny. Happy birthday to you.

by Adebesi on Aug 31, 2010 10:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Sigh.

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29

by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 31, 2010 10:30 PM CDT reply actions  

SHIT

"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Aug 31, 2010 10:30 PM CDT reply actions  

um

really?

did that just happen?

by octoberty on Aug 31, 2010 10:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Serious ?....do the Rangers EVER throw ANYONE out?

shitfirefuck

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Aug 31, 2010 10:30 PM CDT reply actions  

No but the coaches all say the new catchers

“understand” the pitchers in a way they’ve never been understood.

Don’t look at actual numbers when evaluating our catchers, please.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Aug 31, 2010 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

At least we're not gonna have to sit through extras.

I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM

by LSJ on Aug 31, 2010 10:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Fuck off Jon

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Aug 31, 2010 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

we scored a ton of runs but played a terrible game

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Aug 31, 2010 10:30 PM CDT reply actions  

CMONNNNN!!!!!! Bring in Ogando now

"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." - Chuck Morgan

by texasrfan on Aug 31, 2010 10:31 PM CDT reply actions  

oh yes

For the record, I like Face, but his defense is, well, indefensible. Don't believe me? Click here, then here and here.

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 31, 2010 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

HELL YES

Happy birthday to Kenny. Happy birthday to you.

by Adebesi on Aug 31, 2010 10:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Loving the Ranger support from the home plate fans

For the record, I like Face, but his defense is, well, indefensible. Don't believe me? Click here, then here and here.

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 31, 2010 10:31 PM CDT reply actions  

sporting the claw shirts

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Aug 31, 2010 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bootleg claw shirts and all

Happy birthday to Kenny. Happy birthday to you.

by Adebesi on Aug 31, 2010 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Alex Godon.

Your wife is a dumb bitch.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Aug 31, 2010 10:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Link?

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29

by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 31, 2010 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

x

Here.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Aug 31, 2010 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

this is ridiculous

Ogando time?

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Aug 31, 2010 10:31 PM CDT reply actions  

He hangs a slider.

Gets put into the waterfall for a splash down walk off

by SaltyGoesYard on Aug 31, 2010 10:32 PM CDT reply actions  

DIAF

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Aug 31, 2010 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

CHANGE YOUR NAME, WELCHER!

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Aug 31, 2010 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

 ; )

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Aug 31, 2010 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not Betancourt....ugh

"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." - Chuck Morgan

by texasrfan on Aug 31, 2010 10:33 PM CDT reply actions  

100!

"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." - Chuck Morgan

by texasrfan on Aug 31, 2010 10:33 PM CDT reply actions  

no

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Aug 31, 2010 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Chapman throws 165 on this gun.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 31, 2010 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

haha

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Aug 31, 2010 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

treanor...THANK YOU

"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." - Chuck Morgan

by texasrfan on Aug 31, 2010 10:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Game's over

If Molina is back there.

I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM

by LSJ on Aug 31, 2010 10:34 PM CDT reply actions  

the inherited runners thing with ogando.....please no

"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." - Chuck Morgan

by texasrfan on Aug 31, 2010 10:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Throw strikes?

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29

by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 31, 2010 10:34 PM CDT reply actions  

wow

had to end that way….

you are kidding me

by Doc Mabee on Aug 31, 2010 10:35 PM CDT reply actions  

MOTHER FUCKER

I KNEW IT!

Happy birthday to Kenny. Happy birthday to you.

by Adebesi on Aug 31, 2010 10:35 PM CDT reply actions  

fuck

One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....
Defending Big D - Dallas Stars news & analysis; SB Nation Dallas-Fort Worth

by Brandon Worley on Aug 31, 2010 10:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Wowza.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Aug 31, 2010 10:35 PM CDT reply actions  

And Fuck You LSJ for your pessimism.

You’re as bad a beating as Josey sometimes. I’m done with you.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Aug 31, 2010 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

They should both be banned.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Aug 31, 2010 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nah, I'm just going to go on the ignore route when they get in their moods.

It’s worked well with JW for a while now. I only respond when it’s about Tech or something civil.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Aug 31, 2010 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

I kinda wanna form an evil league of evil with Josey and Kinslerhomer, just to fuck with you.

I don’t know what we’d do, or why we’d exist, but it would be cool to be an evil league of evil.

I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM

by LSJ on Aug 31, 2010 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

OH GOD NO

"There's really no way of knowing... Sometimes when I see their big eyes looking up from my lap I think, that's definitely a homeless guy in a fur coat." Betty White on SNL

by Pocket Ninja on Aug 31, 2010 10:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Fuck life.

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29

by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 31, 2010 10:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Well, fuck.

"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Aug 31, 2010 10:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Bowl time.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Aug 31, 2010 10:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Save some for me

"There's really no way of knowing... Sometimes when I see their big eyes looking up from my lap I think, that's definitely a homeless guy in a fur coat." Betty White on SNL

by Pocket Ninja on Aug 31, 2010 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

respond to one of my emails and I will :)

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Aug 31, 2010 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

HAHA

I just went searching for the last one.

"There's really no way of knowing... Sometimes when I see their big eyes looking up from my lap I think, that's definitely a homeless guy in a fur coat." Betty White on SNL

by Pocket Ninja on Aug 31, 2010 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

interesting...

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Aug 31, 2010 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sign me up.

Hey, do you live in Austin?

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Aug 31, 2010 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, Denton.....you live in Ponder, don't you?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Aug 31, 2010 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ponderousa?

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Aug 31, 2010 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

G_d Fucking damnit......

La naiba cu Monkey Rally !!!!!

- That would Romanian for F*ck the Rally Monkey....

by Captain Fubar on Aug 31, 2010 10:35 PM CDT reply actions  

welp fuck that game in the asshole

"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." - Chuck Morgan

by texasrfan on Aug 31, 2010 10:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Unfuckingbelievable.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 31, 2010 10:35 PM CDT reply actions  

fucking ridiculous

what a terrible baseball game

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Aug 31, 2010 10:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Jesus Christ, Ogando.

Overthrow much?

I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM

by LSJ on Aug 31, 2010 10:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Wow Ogando that was fucking terrible.

It’s 3-0 stop trying so god damn hard you dumb ass.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Aug 31, 2010 10:35 PM CDT reply actions  

That was unexpected.

One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....
Defending Big D - Dallas Stars news & analysis; SB Nation Dallas-Fort Worth

by Brandon Worley on Aug 31, 2010 10:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Definitely not Treanor's fault.

Don’t focus the camera on him.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 31, 2010 10:36 PM CDT reply actions  

9 runs

Lee starts…and we lose? huh?

"what I have learned in 11 years in the sports business is that the dumbest guys in the room are always the media guys." - mark cuban

by Longhorn on Aug 31, 2010 10:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Fuck you Ogando.

Fuck you right in the ass with the sharpest pitchfork Warsh can find.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Aug 31, 2010 10:37 PM CDT reply actions  

g'night guys

don’t let Jimmy Troll fuck with you too much

by MikeEl on Aug 31, 2010 10:37 PM CDT reply actions  

Later.

We got his ass!

"I'm ok with being unimpressive..I sleep better"

by karma_kaze on Aug 31, 2010 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fuck baseball. Fuck it so much.

If this shit keeps up this season is going to make me more angry than if they had just not competed.

by philkid3 on Aug 31, 2010 10:37 PM CDT reply actions  

I hate when I'm all mad about the Rangers losing then I get the text message saying that the Rangers lost...

nothing is more maddening.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Aug 31, 2010 10:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Totally agree.

My phone just went off and I wanted to throw it out the window.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Aug 31, 2010 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

GoET?

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Aug 31, 2010 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Or instead

You could kill yourself…either way you wouldn’t have to live in the same world as the rangers and this way is easier

by mtobo on Aug 31, 2010 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Meh

We still good here in Rangerland.

by ravscloC on Aug 31, 2010 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

a horrible sack

of suck tonight. but, who gives a crap? they’re still gonna win the west.

"If Nolan Ryan hadn't been born, Larry McMurtry would have made him up."
----Kevin Sherrington of the Dallas Morning News to Bud Selig.

by beaudog on Aug 31, 2010 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep

Don’t let this meaningless game in August get you down. Tomorrow starts a new month…the countdown to October baseball gonna seem like forever

by ravscloC on Aug 31, 2010 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah, I love it when my team loses. Oh, wait.

Unbelievable. You should expect better of your team. I know I do.

by JimmyCrackRangers on Aug 31, 2010 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Look at the signs.

Tell me, honestly, that things are looking good right now.

Things are rotten. Very rotten. We need to figure out something, fast. Or, just slink off into oblivion just like every other yearl

by JimmyCrackRangers on Aug 31, 2010 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Who cares?

At this rate, we’ll fall as backwards into the postseason and get swept right out we realize we were even there.

Just like we did 10 years ago.

by JimmyCrackRangers on Aug 31, 2010 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL

Anything can happen in a 5 game series. Cliff Lee was brought here to be Mr. October. No one will care about this game once the playoffs begin.

by ravscloC on Aug 31, 2010 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Man....

you are either a troll/bit….or really fucking stupid

Josey Wales is stupid

by Horns130 on Aug 31, 2010 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

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