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Thinking about having Dunn or Manny as our '11 DH makes me happy
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chain saw?
who you want?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
This also I like
Of course, then you could say Dunn holds down 1B in that case
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chain saw?
But Beltre hits into so many DPs.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
couldn't be much worse than MY
and Beltre catches grounders
Yes, many, many grounders
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chain saw?
Which I can't figure out
‘I HATE that dude that’s always on-base or hitting home runs!’
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chain saw?
He doesn't bat for average!!
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 31, 2010 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Manny? I dont know..
But I like Dunn or move My to DH and get a third baseman. But Manny is a cancer, dont think its worth it.
I don't know how this game will end...
but it’s going to be ridiculous.
by DrumsInTheDeep on Aug 31, 2010 10:04 PM CDT reply actions
i don't know how because my fssw just went black
fuck you, att uverse
Greatest Inventions Ever? 1. TiVO, 2. Boobs, 3. Baseball
Mines ok and I'm on uverse...
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Been having that problem all day.
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
that sucks
wasted the good part of the lineup and came up with nothing.
just got home
they gonna give Lee a start off now?
that sucks not to score in that inning
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
that sucks not to score in that inning
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
and it sucks to double post
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Everybody get ready for Rich Harden in extra innings
At least they won’t last long.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
Die....
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
Soria is gonna pitch the top of the 9th.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
wow.
this road trip. one more homestand. quick road trip and then the last home stand of the season. It’s gonna be over before we know it.
PLAYOFFS!
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
You sound like Nevin Johnson.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
I've been practicing.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
The Winning Thread
of Winning
by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 31, 2010 10:06 PM CDT reply actions
For winners only!
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
Winners win!
And do you know WHY winners win?
BECAUSE THEY’RE WINNERS! THAT’S WHY!
Section 239, Row 1, Seats 1&2
so crazy it just might work
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Gotta love how TAG is a complete homer about the strike zone
by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 31, 2010 10:07 PM CDT reply actions
I think TAG's a homer about everything.
Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into buildings.
Yeah..."close enough to be a strike" for O'Day.....
“obviously out of the strike zone” for any opposing pitcher…..
gotta love him…..
Ball....toss.....antlers....
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 31, 2010 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions
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"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
Haha...
imagine if this game had a 2 and half hour rain delay…
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 31, 2010 10:08 PM CDT reply actions
I would murder an entire village of people.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 31, 2010 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions
You people..
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 31, 2010 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Angels fans, hopefully
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
It would be fitting.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 31, 2010 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Did they just say lightning on the horizon?
Fuck that….
O’Day. Meow he’s pretty good.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
I'd still sign him today.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
I find myself wishing we had signed him last year from time to time
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chain saw?
I dont understand you sometimes
you fall so in love with stats that i think you ignore the fact that there are any other elements going on in the game of baseball
Josey Wales is stupid
And you'll have to give me some nice evidence I've ever seen to convince me the Rangers would have lost more games with Bonds at DH than they would have with an average hitter.
Fortunately, they got better than an average hitter, but that’s beside the point.
My point is that there are other aspects to the game
I think you are great at deducing the statistical fact based side of baseball…but i think at times you are lacking when it comes to actually looking at the team and how they function
Not sure if youve ever said it…but how long did you play (or did you)
Josey Wales is stupid
Sabermetric types don't like it when
you tell them they’re not wearing clothes.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
by Josey Wales on Aug 31, 2010 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions
I absolutely believe the owners colluded to keep him out.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 31, 2010 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions
I would be shocked if they could prove they didn't.
It would be one of the most astounding revelations of my lifetime.
And that makes me happy. Respect his play, hate his attitude.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Collusion is part of life, unfortunately.
If that is what happened with Bonds, it couldn’t have happened to a better guy.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
They did it to Al Oliver, too. The fuckers.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
You just used the term unfortunate.
Which means it’s wrong and thus shouldn’t happen.
You’re being silly right now.
I like good players, What can I say?
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
Not sure, but I think it was used in a Jack-in-the-Box commercial...
Jack’s son was wearing it…
Ball....toss.....antlers....
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 31, 2010 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
BigGuns representin'
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
O'DAY CHANT!
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 31, 2010 10:10 PM CDT reply actions
Good O'Day chant going in KC...
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
HES BIGTIME!!!!
"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." - Chuck Morgan
I just heard an O'Day chant from the stands.
One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....
Defending Big D - Dallas Stars news & analysis; SB Nation Dallas-Fort Worth
by Brandon Worley on Aug 31, 2010 10:10 PM CDT reply actions
O'Day Chant!
Way to go, BigGuns!
by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 31, 2010 10:10 PM CDT reply actions
O'day chant in KC!
Lots of Rangers fans!!!!
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
This has potential
If you are the fan of an opposing team and is not familiar with the chant, you might think it’s just some generic soccer chant started by the home team and be meowtivated to join in.
Good point.
Get the other team’s fans to swing the meowmentum for us.
by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 31, 2010 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah
by the time they realize it and want a timeowt, it would have been too late.
by Telegraph on Aug 31, 2010 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
WOW! The dudes with the claw and antlers shirts were pumped!!!
"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." - Chuck Morgan
I still want to know how the hell they got them before any of us...
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
I bet those are the Burleson iterations
by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 31, 2010 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Thought those had the T in the middle of the hand....I didn't see them on those...
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
FTW

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
by boomer1 on Aug 31, 2010 10:10 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
That was a better chant than I hear at fucking home games.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 31, 2010 10:10 PM CDT reply actions
no waves doing the wave to drown them out
by kevinkinsler on Aug 31, 2010 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions
I know meow thank god.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 31, 2010 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions
The Oday chant was sweet music
La naiba cu Monkey Rally !!!!!
- That would Romanian for F*ck the Rally Monkey....
I have a lot of confidence in our bullpen
Only people who make me nervous are Harrison and sometimes Neftali
Poor Royals
Getting bandwagoned by Rangers fans now. That’s probably officially every AL team now.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
Time for the Royals to remember they're the Royals
They lose. Now.
by JimmyCrackRangers on Aug 31, 2010 10:11 PM CDT reply actions
When did we turn into the Home Team?
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 31, 2010 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions
you can't have a walkoff on the road
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Walk Off? WTF?
We’re in Kansas City. Even if it seems like we’re in Texas.
by JimmyCrackRangers on Aug 31, 2010 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Just got back from the bar, what'd I miss?
kidding, kidding. Actually I just dropped a massive deuce and nicknamed the floater Cliff Lee.
by booyakasha on Aug 31, 2010 10:12 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I seriously can't stand people saying "I fucking hate you Vladdy!"
He at least has been here all year and helped put us in a position to be where we are. Rip these new guys but without Vlad who knows where we would be…..FUCK.
by dontcallmeElvis on Aug 31, 2010 10:12 PM CDT reply actions
False.
Vladdy deserves a hate crime.
by JimmyCrackRangers on Aug 31, 2010 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions
I just don't want him back next year.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
What does that have to do with bringing him back next year?
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
He's saying he believes Vlad can produce 99+ RBI's next year as well.
You aren’t that dense, you’re just trying to be difficult.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
RBI's are a stupid, stupid way to evaluate a player.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
I think comparing a guy with 45 RBI's to a guy with 55 RBI's is dumb.
But saying having a guy with 99+RBI’s on your team isn’t a good thing is more dumb. You have to have some kind of ability to produce, whatever the stat, if you have that many RBI’s.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Vlad had a good first half, there's no denying that.
But given his age, his second half decline and the other DH options on the market next year, I don’t see how bringing him back is a good idea.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
This was being said by the Angels last year.
And about the other DH options, I’m not sure what they are, so I can’t comment on that. But that wasn’t my point.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Well, Sammy Sosa had 92 RBI in 2007.
Should we have brought Sammy Sosa back to DH in 2008?
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
There's a difference between saying it's a good thing to have him on your team and saying he's a good player.
You don’t have to be good to get 99+ RBI, it doesn’t tell you much of anything.
It tells me that the team is pretty successful and that the player is cashing in on those opportunities.
I also never said the player was good. I said that having a player with that many RBI’s at this point in the season is a good thing, and not wanting that guy on your team is dumb.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Okay, no.
It’s not dumb if the player isn’t good or, more likely, you can get someone better.
I don’t think the Rangers could easily get better than Vlad, but that’s beside the point.
Because Elvis, Young, and Josh might not get on base so much for any other DH
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chain saw?
Soria looks like a terrorist.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 31, 2010 10:13 PM CDT reply actions
Let's go NELLIE!!

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
Da Murph! Treanor cmon man
"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." - Chuck Morgan
Just made a highlight reel of Arias during his time in Texas.
Sharing a joke with Vlad. Scurrying into a dumpster. Playing the game with the joy of a Little Leaguer. And the mental acumen. And skill set. Taking some mean cuts in BP.
Arias, we are going to miss you….the first time we play an interleague matchup and try to hit you with a 95 mph 4-seamer. But we’ll try again and again.
by dolphinpuncher on Aug 31, 2010 10:14 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Bunt fail, holy shit.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
oh dear lord
"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." - Chuck Morgan
Bring it home Salma

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
by boomer1 on Aug 31, 2010 10:15 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Afterwards, I'd have my schlong bronzed to commemorate the event.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 31, 2010 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions
she can't control those things, they have a mind of their own
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
70s are as 70s do
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chain saw?
70's?
As in on the scouting scale of 80? WTF?
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
True 80, that tool.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 31, 2010 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions
then I bet 80's burn retinas
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I dunno, if I had to pick between her rack and Christine Hendricks', I'll take the gingers
Salma beats her in every other tool (unless talking English is a tool), but that’s an 80 rack to me.
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chain saw?
Ugh.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 31, 2010 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Really?
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 31, 2010 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions
That fucking nose gets me, guy.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 31, 2010 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, I'm not a huge Hayek fan either.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
Thank you.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 31, 2010 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions
WTF?
We need more triples there…
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Ugh.
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Lotta people in here for a fucking royals series.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
I don't like our chances.
Soria’s going to mix a live grenade in with the rest of his pitches.
by JimmyCrackRangers on Aug 31, 2010 10:15 PM CDT reply actions
Why even put him in if you were going to ask him to bunt?
by DrumsInTheDeep on Aug 31, 2010 10:16 PM CDT reply actions
Why are we bunting there?
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
Sup, little bitches?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
I thought Josey had flip-flopped on Boggs.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
Never thought he was given a fair chance.
That’s the way baseball go.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
by Josey Wales on Aug 31, 2010 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Whattup?
MY bringin’ it.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
Yep...looking forward to another 2000 word
dissertation on whether or not he’s still a leader.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
by Josey Wales on Aug 31, 2010 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Cliff Lee's ERA.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 31, 2010 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Yo Waterboy...
How many hits does The Face have tonight?!?!?
LOL!
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
by Josey Wales on Aug 31, 2010 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Go look back through the GDTs
I’ve been giving plenty of love to the Face.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 31, 2010 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions
"Fo, fo, fo!!!"
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
by Josey Wales on Aug 31, 2010 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions
It's a Baylor joke. Kinda funny.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
Welp you can kiss that playing time good bye Matty....
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Fucking Treanor
Why are you even bunting with 1 out?
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
Moreland for President
He’s got this.
by JimmyCrackRangers on Aug 31, 2010 10:17 PM CDT reply actions
This game is pissing me off so much.
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Get us to extras, Oliver.
Wish Kirkman had stayed in longer.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
Gave away an out with that stupid bunt.
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
fuck.
Best case scenario: we beat the Royals in extras. Worst case: we lose to them with a walk off. Either way we suck. I hate my team.
by JimmyCrackRangers on Aug 31, 2010 10:19 PM CDT reply actions
They are massively failing down the stretch.
Just like they do to me every year. I can’t take it. Suicide, please.
by JimmyCrackRangers on Aug 31, 2010 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions
please, let this be a bit....
Ball....toss.....antlers....
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 31, 2010 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Even if they lose, they have an 8.5 game lead.
How are they “massively failing down the stretch?”
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 31, 2010 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions
srsly?
Uh, Cliff Lee out of gas and Colby Lewis out of gas, no 5th starter, no offense against B grade or better pitching, and now Hamilton’s gimpy. You want me to go on? Rangers = fail. Although I wish it wasn’t true.
by JimmyCrackRangers on Aug 31, 2010 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions
settle down son
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
you don't do LOLs?
I prefer LOLs
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I abhor lols.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
sometimes i feel it really gives what I'm feeling.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Go watch the Cowboys.....
Ball....toss.....antlers....
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 31, 2010 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Gosh (that's for you MikeE) Damn you are an idiot.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
You're not funny.
Not intentionally, anyway.
by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 31, 2010 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions
You are on the Rangers facebook aren't you?
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Other stupidity aside (and there's lots of it),
“no offense against B grade or better pitching”?
Have you watched tonight’s game?
This was D grade pitching at best
I would hope we could come with some runs here. Duh.
by JimmyCrackRangers on Aug 31, 2010 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Did you see O'Sullivans stats coming in? He's been terrible for all of one start this year.
this was gimme pitching if ever there was some. I would EXPECT at least 9 runs from the Rangers against this. Good lord. Call yourself a Rangers fan.
by JimmyCrackRangers on Aug 31, 2010 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions
You're funny.
Tell some more, please!
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
I should expect 9 runs against bad pitching?
Even early-2000 Ranger teams posted 5ish ERAs. 9 is good no matter who you’re facing.
You might like what I'm saying...
…But I’m not wrong.
by JimmyCrackRangers on Aug 31, 2010 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Have you ever heard of Ranger100?
You are starting to make him look like a Rhodes Scholar…
Ball....toss.....antlers....
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 31, 2010 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions
You're going to commit...
suicide? Awesome!
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 31, 2010 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Then you don't get to buy any AL West champions stuff.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Because it's against the Royals.
If you need to go into extras to beat the Royals, you don’t deserve to be a champion.
by JimmyCrackRangers on Aug 31, 2010 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Braves must be the champs
since they haven’t lost to the Royals this year
No need for the WS this year
Yanks will win.
Just like they do every year. I hate them so much. So so much. But they will win. And there’s just no beating them. Damn it to hell.
by JimmyCrackRangers on Aug 31, 2010 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions
so, an hero
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chain saw?
They went nearly ten years without winning.
What happened in those ten years?
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 31, 2010 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions
But they've lost to the Royals 3 times
That should mean they don’t deserve to win
not in extras.
So the logic holds.
by JimmyCrackRangers on Aug 31, 2010 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions
hehe
hey guys…he called it “logic”
how cute
by kevinkinsler on Aug 31, 2010 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Either way.
If the Royals take you into extras, you suck. Period. How is this even debatable?
by JimmyCrackRangers on Aug 31, 2010 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions
At least we agree on something.
You are wrong. Dead wrong.
by JimmyCrackRangers on Aug 31, 2010 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Nope. They did something far worse.
Furthermore, if I ever see you, I will end you. You’re an idiot.
by JimmyCrackRangers on Aug 31, 2010 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Teams who suck (apparently)
Detroit
Tampa Bay
Minnesota
Among others
People are finally getting it.
All signs point to Yankees domination. Please, kill me now.
by JimmyCrackRangers on Aug 31, 2010 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions
so, an hero
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chain saw?
well.....bye.....
Ball....toss.....antlers....
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 31, 2010 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Either way you're just a boring noob with nothing to say.
by Black Francis on Aug 31, 2010 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes, but not because he's Black.
Because he’s a noob.
by JimmyCrackRangers on Aug 31, 2010 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions
He's not a noob.
You, on the other hand…..
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
You keep using that word.....
I do not think it means what you think it means….
Ball....toss.....antlers....
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 31, 2010 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions
meant for Jimmy....
sorry, Lisa
Ball....toss.....antlers....
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 31, 2010 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Do you even know what noob means>?
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
I am the alpha and the omega, motherfucker
I see a piano wire in your future.
by Black Francis on Aug 31, 2010 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions
I fell asleep in the first inning, and I woke up to this.
WUT.
"What IS your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery?"
Cliff Lee STBF.
And the offense showed up.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
LOL, this shit.
Troll: Seriously? lets go ahead and give up all our prospects for nothing why don’t we.
Me: He was traded for Roach (Arias) you dumb fuck.
Troll: Arias hit .270 which is more than Cantu and Guzman combined. You dumb fuck. Fuck you this trade was stupid.
ROACH IS GOOD BECAUSE HE HIT .276 IN 50 GP
I hate facebook for Ranger links and comments.
by AfterSchoolSpecial on Aug 31, 2010 10:20 PM CDT reply actions
I was thinking retarded.
Later on, he seemed genuinely pissed off.
by AfterSchoolSpecial on Aug 31, 2010 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Healthy Hamilton...
and Borbon get that.
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 31, 2010 10:21 PM CDT reply actions
No fucking range at all.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 31, 2010 10:21 PM CDT reply actions
arrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh
La naiba cu Monkey Rally !!!!!
- That would Romanian for F*ck the Rally Monkey....
Fuck you oliver....and why isnt borbon in the game!
"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." - Chuck Morgan
Shit, Oliver.
………
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
Oliver fucking sucks lately
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Ballgame.
No way they don’t get him in.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Willie Bloomquist? Really?
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
OMG...go away grandpa
"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." - Chuck Morgan
Oliverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
If you have to walk him, do it.
No meatballs.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
Kila has walked twice this at-bat
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
Didn't see a single strike.
Pretty pathetic.
Nice to see an opposing batter do that for a change.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
For a little while I thought his name was tequila
cause the announcers said hit “to-kila”
Suffragete City!!!!!!!!
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
I can't believe they didn't bunt there
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Who did we give up for Francouer?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
and we got cash back
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
yep to cover Frenchy''s salary
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Arias
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 31, 2010 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions
ARIAS!!!
and they gave us cash!!
Ball....toss.....antlers....
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 31, 2010 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions
That's very funny....was the LSB circle jerk as big as Woodstock?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
by Josey Wales on Aug 31, 2010 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Bigger. Wish you were there.
by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 31, 2010 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions
StairMaster, running, walking the dog,
cooking, eating.
Pork Chops, Hot Italian braut and cucumbers mixed in horse radish.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
by Josey Wales on Aug 31, 2010 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Ha! It was a joke!
Nobody actually wishes you were here!
by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 31, 2010 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
It was somewhat tempered by the realization that Frenchy is a turd, but yeah.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
In comparison to Judy
Frenchy is a rabbit pellet.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
by Josey Wales on Aug 31, 2010 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions
I really have no idea what the fuck this means
But…
Julio Borbon’s WAR: 0.9
Jeff Francouer’s WAR: 0.0
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
Francoeur's arm
isn’t encased in Vagisil, though.
by ACWNS09 on Aug 31, 2010 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Nor wrapped in
panty shields and we can only hope he’s not the dumb motherfucker that Judy Borbon is.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
by Josey Wales on Aug 31, 2010 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions
And we got cash back, too.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 31, 2010 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Arias, and we get cash back....purdy sweet.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
They only play T-Pain at Kauffman stadium?
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 31, 2010 10:25 PM CDT reply actions
Throw a fing strike
"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." - Chuck Morgan
Double play, please!!!
Ball....toss.....antlers....
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 31, 2010 10:27 PM CDT reply actions
Throw down the dino, somebody!
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
I fear the flop-shot in this situation
in this particular game.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
JW still thinks we're playing golf
by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 31, 2010 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions
4 shot lead with 3 holes left.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
by Josey Wales on Aug 31, 2010 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions
X

"What IS your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery?"
by Maximilian on Aug 31, 2010 10:28 PM CDT reply actions 7 recs
Why is he screaming?
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 31, 2010 10:28 PM CDT reply actions
Why didn't we put in defensive replacements for this inning?
Borbon for Vlad, move Murphy to LF and Cruz to RF.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
Warsh probably still fuming
at Treanor for that bunt pop out.
Happy birthday to Kenny. Happy birthday to you.
That Phiten necklace
better give DO the extra fucking energy to get these 2 outs.
Happy birthday to Kenny. Happy birthday to you.
Sigh.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 31, 2010 10:30 PM CDT reply actions
Jeez...
just ignore the guy at second.
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 31, 2010 10:30 PM CDT reply actions
SHIT
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Serious ?....do the Rangers EVER throw ANYONE out?
shitfirefuck
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
No but the coaches all say the new catchers
“understand” the pitchers in a way they’ve never been understood.
Don’t look at actual numbers when evaluating our catchers, please.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
by Josey Wales on Aug 31, 2010 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions
At least we're not gonna have to sit through extras.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
Fuck off Jon
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
we scored a ton of runs but played a terrible game
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
CMONNNNN!!!!!! Bring in Ogando now
"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." - Chuck Morgan
Loving the Ranger support from the home plate fans
by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 31, 2010 10:31 PM CDT reply actions
Alex Godon.
Your wife is a dumb bitch.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Well, they were interviewing his wife in spring training
and dropped “Stupid Bitch” drops, and now the hardline isn’t allow back to spring training
Link?
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 31, 2010 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions
this is ridiculous
Ogando time?
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
DIAF
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
by boomer1 on Aug 31, 2010 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
What is wrong with you?
by Past A Diving Michael Young on Aug 31, 2010 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Im on a different computer
Calm down.
by SaltyGoesYard on Aug 31, 2010 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Not Betancourt....ugh
"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." - Chuck Morgan
100!
"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." - Chuck Morgan
Chapman throws 165 on this gun.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 31, 2010 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions
treanor...THANK YOU
"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." - Chuck Morgan
Treanor with the play of the game....
Ball....toss.....antlers....
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 31, 2010 10:34 PM CDT reply actions
Game's over
If Molina is back there.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
the inherited runners thing with ogando.....please no
"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." - Chuck Morgan
Throw strikes?
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 31, 2010 10:34 PM CDT reply actions
fuck
One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....
Defending Big D - Dallas Stars news & analysis; SB Nation Dallas-Fort Worth
by Brandon Worley on Aug 31, 2010 10:35 PM CDT reply actions
And Fuck You LSJ for your pessimism.
You’re as bad a beating as Josey sometimes. I’m done with you.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
They should both be banned.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Nah, I'm just going to go on the ignore route when they get in their moods.
It’s worked well with JW for a while now. I only respond when it’s about Tech or something civil.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
I kinda wanna form an evil league of evil with Josey and Kinslerhomer, just to fuck with you.
I don’t know what we’d do, or why we’d exist, but it would be cool to be an evil league of evil.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
OH GOD NO
"There's really no way of knowing... Sometimes when I see their big eyes looking up from my lap I think, that's definitely a homeless guy in a fur coat." Betty White on SNL
Fuck life.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 31, 2010 10:35 PM CDT reply actions
Well, fuck.
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Bowl time.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Save some for me
"There's really no way of knowing... Sometimes when I see their big eyes looking up from my lap I think, that's definitely a homeless guy in a fur coat." Betty White on SNL
by Pocket Ninja on Aug 31, 2010 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions
respond to one of my emails and I will :)
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
HAHA
I just went searching for the last one.
"There's really no way of knowing... Sometimes when I see their big eyes looking up from my lap I think, that's definitely a homeless guy in a fur coat." Betty White on SNL
by Pocket Ninja on Aug 31, 2010 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions
interesting...
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
No, Denton.....you live in Ponder, don't you?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
G_d Fucking damnit......
La naiba cu Monkey Rally !!!!!
- That would Romanian for F*ck the Rally Monkey....
and than that happened.........................................
Ball....toss.....antlers....
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 31, 2010 10:35 PM CDT reply actions
welp fuck that game in the asshole
"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." - Chuck Morgan
Unfuckingbelievable.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
fucking ridiculous
what a terrible baseball game
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Jesus Christ, Ogando.
Overthrow much?
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
Wow Ogando that was fucking terrible.
It’s 3-0 stop trying so god damn hard you dumb ass.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
That was unexpected.
One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....
Defending Big D - Dallas Stars news & analysis; SB Nation Dallas-Fort Worth
by Brandon Worley on Aug 31, 2010 10:36 PM CDT reply actions
Definitely not Treanor's fault.
Don’t focus the camera on him.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
9 runs
Lee starts…and we lose? huh?
"what I have learned in 11 years in the sports business is that the dumbest guys in the room are always the media guys." - mark cuban
Fuck you Ogando.
Fuck you right in the ass with the sharpest pitchfork Warsh can find.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
g'night guys
don’t let Jimmy Troll fuck with you too much
Fuck baseball. Fuck it so much.
If this shit keeps up this season is going to make me more angry than if they had just not competed.
I hate when I'm all mad about the Rangers losing then I get the text message saying that the Rangers lost...
nothing is more maddening.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Totally agree.
My phone just went off and I wanted to throw it out the window.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
This is why the Rangers don't have what it takes this year.
Worst. Loss. Ever.
Everyone on the Rangers, kill yourselves.
by JimmyCrackRangers on Aug 31, 2010 10:38 PM CDT reply actions
Or instead
You could kill yourself…either way you wouldn’t have to live in the same world as the rangers and this way is easier
a horrible sack
of suck tonight. but, who gives a crap? they’re still gonna win the west.
"If Nolan Ryan hadn't been born, Larry McMurtry would have made him up."
----Kevin Sherrington of the Dallas Morning News to Bud Selig.
yeah, I love it when my team loses. Oh, wait.
Unbelievable. You should expect better of your team. I know I do.
by JimmyCrackRangers on Aug 31, 2010 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Look at the signs.
Tell me, honestly, that things are looking good right now.
Things are rotten. Very rotten. We need to figure out something, fast. Or, just slink off into oblivion just like every other yearl
by JimmyCrackRangers on Aug 31, 2010 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Who cares?
At this rate, we’ll fall as backwards into the postseason and get swept right out we realize we were even there.
Just like we did 10 years ago.
by JimmyCrackRangers on Aug 31, 2010 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions
























