Nolan/Greenberg&nbsp;Wins!

by iorange555 on Aug 5, 2010 12:52 AM CDT reply actions 16 recs

Lots of smiles all around even from the Cuban group

by diamond_dave on Aug 5, 2010 12:52 AM CDT reply actions 15 recs

Serious question now though

How quickly can they get some money in here?

by Horns130 on Aug 5, 2010 12:52 AM CDT reply actions 16 recs

This has to be a documentry

of some type. This has to be.

"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington

by FirebatM3 on Aug 5, 2010 12:52 AM CDT reply actions 17 recs

I will freaking film it with my flip. This has been dare I say

EP……AWESOME!

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Aug 5, 2010 12:52 AM CDT up reply actions 16 recs

complete with happy ending!

"I think that Rangers is good team." ~ South Korean Ranger Nation

by hubcityraider on Aug 5, 2010 1:09 AM CDT up reply actions 6 recs

Yup, found an excerpt:

The judge was spotted pawing through racks of potential owners at the court house in Texas, where he finally decided on Greenberg’s bid, dragged him into a dressing room – and made Greenberg sign some papers. Emerging as the high bidder, Greenberg told the judge he’d be taking his new team all the way to the World Series. Nervous, the judge asked: "What form of payment will you be using today, sir?"… then nearly jumped out of his judicial robes when Nolan Ryan ran in, banged down a wad of cash and yelled: "MONEY!"

The 40 trumps all!
"WHY IS LIAM POPPINS STICKING. IT'S AN ABSURDLY BAD NICKNAME"
-LiamP(oppins)

by thedirkatron on Aug 5, 2010 8:38 AM CDT up reply actions 10 recs

Of the 1000+ posts

in this thread, this, is the greatest.

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Aug 6, 2010 2:07 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

It's Time.

It. Is. Time.

by txtwstr7 on Aug 5, 2010 12:52 AM CDT reply actions 17 recs

SUCK ON THAT CUBAN

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 5, 2010 12:52 AM CDT reply actions 21 recs

So much win.

by ftwdrummer on Aug 5, 2010 12:54 AM CDT up reply actions 7 recs

Unbelievable

Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!

by t ball on Aug 5, 2010 12:52 AM CDT reply actions 15 recs

Anyone around Houston

have the press conference anywhere on Dtv??

by stnlycupchmps99 on Aug 5, 2010 12:52 AM CDT reply actions 14 recs

Nolan!

"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." - Chuck Morgan

by rlb02a on Aug 5, 2010 12:52 AM CDT reply actions 23 recs

I WANT A PARADE

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 5, 2010 12:53 AM CDT up reply actions 10 recs

We're goin green!

by downsetgo on Aug 5, 2010 12:52 AM CDT reply actions 15 recs

Cuban was just there working to drive up price.

by diamond_dave on Aug 5, 2010 12:52 AM CDT reply actions 16 recs

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

I'm about to infect you with the back of my hand.

by buckets on Aug 5, 2010 12:52 AM CDT reply actions 24 recs

WILDCARD BITCHEEEESSS!!!!

Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules

by AndrusImpersonator on Aug 5, 2010 3:25 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

Holy Shit...

catastrophe averted.

The Rangers can keep their players!

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Aug 5, 2010 12:52 AM CDT reply actions 13 recs

sigh (of pleasure)

If feels like a huge weight is off my shoulders.

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

"If I had caught it, the force would have taken me through the fence." -- Rockies outfielder Ryan Spilborghs about a Nelson Cruz line drive.

by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 5, 2010 12:52 AM CDT reply actions 13 recs

Now the MLB approves and we get this shit over with by Aug. 12th.

Dont’ fuck with us Selig. We’ll end you

by ab03 on Aug 5, 2010 12:52 AM CDT reply actions 13 recs

I thought pre-apporval covers this

Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chain saw?

by Keynes on Aug 5, 2010 12:53 AM CDT up reply actions 11 recs

It sounds like pro-forma approval

but it technically needs to be done

by ab03 on Aug 5, 2010 12:54 AM CDT up reply actions 7 recs

I hope that is the case

and it kind of has to be due to the aug 12th date

by Horns130 on Aug 5, 2010 12:54 AM CDT up reply actions 7 recs

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

by davisisnothesoluti on Aug 5, 2010 12:52 AM CDT reply actions 11 recs

CBS 11 with coverage now...

Press conference coming up.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Aug 5, 2010 12:52 AM CDT reply actions 12 recs

That was epic.

Yay for new owners.

Go Rice Owls!

by JBImaknee on Aug 5, 2010 12:52 AM CDT reply actions 12 recs

LONESTARBALL RULES

oh yea Nolan and Greenberg are awesome too!

Rangers FTW

by kevzta on Aug 5, 2010 12:52 AM CDT reply actions 12 recs

My eyes are bleeding

from reading this all evening. Finally got to post, Greenberg/Nolan WIN!!!

Tom Grieve is my hero.

by tasan on Aug 5, 2010 12:52 AM CDT reply actions 12 recs

I'm going to say this again. Because it's so true.

G107GDT2:

“THE RANGERS GOT THEIR GROOVE BACK” THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Aug 5, 2010 12:52 AM CDT reply actions 13 recs

Uphoria

"I think that Rangers is good team." ~ South Korean Ranger Nation

by hubcityraider on Aug 5, 2010 12:52 AM CDT reply actions 12 recs

To everyone that has been here following this epic beatdown of an auction all day.

I drink this beer to you. Best 17 hours on LSB I’ve ever spent.

YES!!!!!!!!!!!fJA;LDFJA;FLKJADSF;

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Aug 5, 2010 12:52 AM CDT reply actions 13 recs

agreed

A Cowboy fan from Dallas residing in enemy terretory since 1990..

by Jtiner09 on Aug 5, 2010 12:58 AM CDT up reply actions 10 recs

x

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Aug 5, 2010 12:53 AM CDT reply actions 16 recs

I believe everyone will agree with this message for Tom Hicks...

by cw123 on Aug 5, 2010 12:53 AM CDT reply actions 39 recs

AND NOW THIS CAN BE LAID TO REST IN THE ARCHIVES

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 5, 2010 12:54 AM CDT up reply actions 18 recs

x

I just spent 13 days in the hospital. And this is what I come home to. I could watch this gif for days.

by JustinSanders on Aug 5, 2010 12:54 AM CDT up reply actions 9 recs

Glad you are well, now celebrate, the dark times are ova!

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 5, 2010 1:03 AM CDT up reply actions 9 recs

Fucking epic

by Horns130 on Aug 5, 2010 12:54 AM CDT up reply actions 7 recs

Quick question for the lawyers on here

The massive price negates the possibility of appeals and shit right? Lenders have to be more than satisfied and Crane walked away.

by LiamP on Aug 5, 2010 12:53 AM CDT via mobile reply actions 12 recs

you would think

by ab03 on Aug 5, 2010 12:54 AM CDT up reply actions 9 recs

The lenders can't really do anything else to thwart this, can they?

I mean, this game was played by their rules. This whole auction thing was for them. They MUST accept this outcome, right?

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Aug 5, 2010 12:55 AM CDT up reply actions 9 recs

People said there would always be appeals if GnR won

but this price is pretty steep. Shouldnt’ be a problem. but when lenders don’t get paid every red cent they are owed, who knows what they are willing to do

by ab03 on Aug 5, 2010 12:56 AM CDT up reply actions 7 recs

After all of this, they would get laughed out of any court, by any judge, right?

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Aug 5, 2010 12:56 AM CDT up reply actions 12 recs

Is that what you've learned from all this?

Even if I think the answer is yes, you should know by now that anything can happen in a courtroom

by ab03 on Aug 5, 2010 12:58 AM CDT up reply actions 13 recs

Like when two people share a cell, cuz.

by Closure GT on Aug 5, 2010 12:58 AM CDT up reply actions 12 recs

has to at this point

the lenders got what they wanted.

And we got what we wanted.

Fuck. Yes.

by elvis1isking on Aug 5, 2010 12:55 AM CDT up reply actions 10 recs

There's still the adversary case filed by them floating out there

But this should do it especially since they all damn near signed off on a deal last night (or would that be the night before last now?)

"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.

Then he grounded out weakly to second.

by WyoRanger on Aug 5, 2010 1:23 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

SHUT UP

by Black Francis on Aug 5, 2010 1:29 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

Good night, you magnificent bastards.

My penis is very happy for all of us.

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Aug 5, 2010 12:53 AM CDT reply actions 11 recs

Hallellujah!!!!

..and sell those tickets!!!

"I’m not in the meetings and not part of the discussions; it’s not my responsibility. . My responsibility is to go out and win tonight. My focus is to win tonight. The club has to look at more than just this year." -Michael Young

by randyd on Aug 5, 2010 12:53 AM CDT reply actions 10 recs

August 4th was a trying day

but August 5th is greatness

by Cav0 on Aug 5, 2010 12:53 AM CDT reply actions 9 recs

I never thought...

in my wildest dreams that GnR would outbid CnC.

I was sure this shit was headed for a long drawn out nightmare. I’m so happy right now.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Aug 5, 2010 12:53 AM CDT reply actions 11 recs

I don't know if they did, looks like they just threw in the towel.

by sprite on Aug 5, 2010 12:54 AM CDT up reply actions 7 recs

boomer with epic work tonight

great work dude.

by elvis1isking on Aug 5, 2010 12:54 AM CDT reply actions 11 recs

indeed

IrishP1 as well

"I think that Rangers is good team." ~ South Korean Ranger Nation

by hubcityraider on Aug 5, 2010 12:54 AM CDT up reply actions 9 recs

yep...

huge props to both

by Horns130 on Aug 5, 2010 12:56 AM CDT up reply actions 6 recs

Boomer deserves some privileges

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 5, 2010 1:00 AM CDT up reply actions 9 recs

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Aug 5, 2010 12:54 AM CDT reply actions 17 recs

Holy fuck this is amazing.

by philkid3 on Aug 5, 2010 1:40 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

I cleaned my kitchen and now everything smells faintly of bleach.

by Closure GT on Aug 5, 2010 12:54 AM CDT reply actions 11 recs

Umm. What?

Are you trying to get a green on this?

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

"If I had caught it, the force would have taken me through the fence." -- Rockies outfielder Ryan Spilborghs about a Nelson Cruz line drive.

by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 5, 2010 12:55 AM CDT up reply actions 10 recs

Just making my usual lame jokes.

by Closure GT on Aug 5, 2010 12:56 AM CDT up reply actions 8 recs

Hey, that's my fucking job!!!

The 40 trumps all!
"WHY IS LIAM POPPINS STICKING. IT'S AN ABSURDLY BAD NICKNAME"
-LiamP(oppins)

by thedirkatron on Aug 5, 2010 8:41 AM CDT up reply actions 7 recs

MOAR HEAT PEARS FOR EVERYONE!!

LETS HEAT PEAR EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING IN SIGHT!!

"LSJ is jealous that the M’s fans have a sucky team that they can whine and snark about. We’re stuck with a good team in first place." -- Adam Von Marriagesmasher

"I’m gonna go on record here and say a great many things excuse throwing a chair at someone." – D.A. Tron

by WestTxAg06 on Aug 5, 2010 8:42 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

No need for heat, on this day

Pears should be evol pears, not heat pears.

Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chain saw?

by Keynes on Aug 5, 2010 8:42 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

Is this the day that Dirk becomes friendly, lovable, and welcoming to all?

And leaves the angry heats behind forever?

"LSJ is jealous that the M’s fans have a sucky team that they can whine and snark about. We’re stuck with a good team in first place." -- Adam Von Marriagesmasher

"I’m gonna go on record here and say a great many things excuse throwing a chair at someone." – D.A. Tron

by WestTxAg06 on Aug 5, 2010 8:44 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

Peace in the Middle East.

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Aug 5, 2010 8:45 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

No, I hate all the stupid that's been directed toward Cuban around here.

So fucking dumb.

“I bet he couldn’t even name 10 players. GnR are all about pure baseball, the way it was meant to be played… without those pesky blacks!!!”

Fuck.

The 40 trumps all!
"WHY IS LIAM POPPINS STICKING. IT'S AN ABSURDLY BAD NICKNAME"
-LiamP(oppins)

by thedirkatron on Aug 5, 2010 8:47 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

And I hate all the love that Cuban gets

despite doing a mediocre job with the Mavericks.

Ooh ooh, he is a first class owner, and gives the team console games and fluffy towels, and signed the Great Erick Dampier and ran off that evil Canadian Steve Nash!!!! He is so freaking Awesome!!!!

Take your tongue off his nuts, douchebag.

"Look, we're basically on earth to shit and fuck. So unless your job's to help people shit or fuck, it's not that important, so relax."-https://twitter.com/shitmydadsays

by DJCahill on Aug 5, 2010 8:52 AM CDT up reply actions 6 recs

I know you don't like him

But mediocre seems like a very poor adjective to describe what he did with the Mavs.

by DFWAg on Aug 5, 2010 9:02 AM CDT up reply actions 6 recs

You'd prefer the incompetence of DCarter

or the broken give-a-shitter of Perot, Jr. ?

Cuban has been outstanding for the Mavs and revived the NBA in this city.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Aug 5, 2010 9:11 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs

I don't particularly like Cuban and I don't think he's God's gift to basketball like some of his fanboys

But yeah. It’s hard to argue with the fact that the Mavs now are > then pre-Cuban.

"LSJ is jealous that the M’s fans have a sucky team that they can whine and snark about. We’re stuck with a good team in first place." -- Adam Von Marriagesmasher

"I’m gonna go on record here and say a great many things excuse throwing a chair at someone." – D.A. Tron

by WestTxAg06 on Aug 5, 2010 9:14 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs

Cuban would have been really good for the Rangers

but I’m happy that Nolan will be here forever.

Oh, and Tom Hicks is gone.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Aug 5, 2010 9:16 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs

Really?

The team Cuban inherited had 22 year old future MVP Dirk Nowitzki and 26 year old future MVP Steve Nash.

He turned that team into a team that can make the playoffs, but get eliminated early. That’s about like Doug Melvin’s record as GM.

"Look, we're basically on earth to shit and fuck. So unless your job's to help people shit or fuck, it's not that important, so relax."-https://twitter.com/shitmydadsays

by DJCahill on Aug 5, 2010 9:18 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

Two-time MVP!!11111

by Closure GT on Aug 5, 2010 9:24 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

They lost in the first round 4 times in 10 years

Only 2 of those times were they the higher seed.

I know you can’t look at the Mavs rationally, but it’s not logical to argue that he has been a mediocre owner.

by DFWAg on Aug 5, 2010 9:25 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

This

them winning 50 wins for 10 seasons would be like the Rangers winning 90 for 10 seasons….that is pretty impressive.

by eric03tx on Aug 5, 2010 9:37 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

Eh

Probably more like 86 or 88…but yeah. Still crazy.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 5, 2010 9:49 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

When did I put my tongue on his nuts?

Your strawmen are the best.

The 40 trumps all!
"WHY IS LIAM POPPINS STICKING. IT'S AN ABSURDLY BAD NICKNAME"
-LiamP(oppins)

by thedirkatron on Aug 5, 2010 11:30 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

dirk.

it’s late. I’m drunk. do something else. Get a hobby. go to bed.

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Aug 6, 2010 2:01 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

If we win the World Series, this has to be an ESPN documentary, right?

by Tex2044 on Aug 5, 2010 12:54 AM CDT reply actions 9 recs

fuck espn

by Elvis4Prez on Aug 5, 2010 7:22 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

maybe, but their 30 for 30 series is great

by Tex2044 on Aug 5, 2010 7:39 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

I've been on every thread today, since 10am.

I’ve been running DBD all day with this mess.

I am fried.

I go to bed with a smile on my face.

You did it.

One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....
Defending Big D - Dallas Stars news & analysis; SB Nation Dallas-Fort Worth

by Brandon Worley on Aug 5, 2010 12:54 AM CDT reply actions 7 recs

I been reading every thread, too.

What a beating… but at the end, it has been worth it.

by e2drummer on Aug 5, 2010 1:30 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

Concur.

I should have been in bed an hour and a half ago. Been here since 8 am. This is the best day of the year so far for me.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Aug 5, 2010 1:32 AM CDT up reply actions 6 recs

Over 12 hours of reading tweets and retweets

well done LSB, well done.

by lost in space on Aug 5, 2010 12:54 AM CDT reply actions 7 recs

Celabratory Shiner

by tamalesauce on Aug 5, 2010 12:54 AM CDT reply actions 8 recs

Woo

by octoberty on Aug 5, 2010 12:54 AM CDT reply actions 14 recs

great episode.

mall parking lot ep was on today….

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Aug 5, 2010 12:55 AM CDT up reply actions 9 recs

I have uromisitisis..

A Cowboy fan from Dallas residing in enemy terretory since 1990..

by Jtiner09 on Aug 5, 2010 12:59 AM CDT up reply actions 10 recs

Elaine approves

by lamron on Aug 5, 2010 1:35 AM CDT up reply actions 7 recs

That gif is mesmerizing.

Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.

by jonthefon on Aug 5, 2010 1:37 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs

I want to kiss you all in the mouth, with tongue

I had a paper route when I was a kid. I was supposed to go to 2,000 houses. Or two dumpsters.

by TheBZA on Aug 5, 2010 12:54 AM CDT reply actions 8 recs

REC

wait… err.. what?

by rangersfan32 on Aug 5, 2010 12:56 AM CDT up reply actions 8 recs

I want to run away from you quickly

Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!

by t ball on Aug 5, 2010 12:58 AM CDT up reply actions 10 recs

You're first buddy

I had a paper route when I was a kid. I was supposed to go to 2,000 houses. Or two dumpsters.

by TheBZA on Aug 5, 2010 1:00 AM CDT up reply actions 9 recs

Well, at least I get you before

you dirty your mouth on these other whores here.

Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!

by t ball on Aug 5, 2010 1:02 AM CDT up reply actions 7 recs

You'll get a disease.

by Black Francis on Aug 5, 2010 1:03 AM CDT up reply actions 9 recs

He'll give some out, I'm guessing, too

Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chain saw?

by Keynes on Aug 5, 2010 1:04 AM CDT up reply actions 8 recs

THE FUTURE IS ASSURED!

"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan

by Conjunction on Aug 5, 2010 12:54 AM CDT reply actions 10 recs

I'm doing the happy dance. I'm doing the happy dance.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Aug 5, 2010 12:54 AM CDT reply actions 16 recs

Oh my gawd.

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Aug 5, 2010 9:18 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

i feel sorry for everyone who went to bed right after the game

they’ll have to wait for morning wood to experience what I am.

Greatest Inventions Ever? 1. TiVO, 2. Boobs, 3. Baseball

by willamos2 on Aug 5, 2010 12:55 AM CDT reply actions 12 recs

I'm glad I didn't fall asleep quickly and got back on to check for the latest.

Now I can sleep happy.

by Inkara1 on Aug 5, 2010 1:19 AM CDT up reply actions 7 recs

Wake up, pumpkin!

Chuck and Nolan are kicking BMFF, Sr. to the curb!

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on Aug 5, 2010 1:41 AM CDT up reply actions 7 recs

This .gif will make me smile when I'm 80 years old

by lost in space on Aug 5, 2010 1:53 AM CDT up reply actions 6 recs

Happiness...

is a warm gun…
Bang Bang Shoot Shoot…

DIE TOM HICKS

It’s Over

Live in Oregon. Grew up in Arlington. Will always love the Rangers

by TheDutchOven on Aug 5, 2010 12:55 AM CDT reply actions 11 recs

HICKS IS GONE!!!!!!!

THERE ARE NO WORDS!!!!!!!1

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Aug 5, 2010 12:56 AM CDT up reply actions 8 recs

I am so glad Hicks is away from this team

GREENBERG/RYAN RAINS SUPREME!

"Diving stab by Andrus, gets up, throws.... GOT HIM!!! An unbelievable play! From short left field!"
-Eric Nadel on 5/17/10

by Jason Brynsvold on Aug 5, 2010 12:55 AM CDT reply actions 11 recs

I Love CRAPES!!!

by Tex2044 on Aug 5, 2010 12:55 AM CDT reply actions 10 recs

kling klang king of the rim ram room

by dustym on Aug 5, 2010 12:55 AM CDT reply actions 15 recs

How pissed do you think GnR are at CnC for jacking up the price?

by MikeEl on Aug 5, 2010 12:55 AM CDT reply actions 12 recs

capital P Pissed

by SteveP on Aug 5, 2010 12:56 AM CDT up reply actions 8 recs

Depends on how it affects operations.

by Black Francis on Aug 5, 2010 12:58 AM CDT up reply actions 11 recs

So Crane gave congrats to Nolan...

where was Greenberg and Cuban?

by lost in space on Aug 5, 2010 12:55 AM CDT reply actions 10 recs

Greeny had cubes

in a headlock in the hall way going all nolan on his ass

by stnlycupchmps99 on Aug 5, 2010 12:57 AM CDT up reply actions 7 recs

fighting out back

by Mike E on Aug 5, 2010 12:57 AM CDT up reply actions 7 recs

who's the CBS chick?

nice!

by JDavidd on Aug 5, 2010 12:56 AM CDT reply actions 10 recs

It's euphoric!!

"Dear New York Yankees and Los Angeles Anaheim Disneyland Orange County California Angels,

On behalf of the Seattle Mariners, Texas Rangers, and the fans of those two organizations, I cordially invite you to suck on it."-LOL

by chezBK203 on Aug 5, 2010 12:56 AM CDT reply actions 10 recs

yeeessss

so happy. i think i know why cuban being the owner would be so bad, but i havent really looked into it closely. if cuban took over, then JD would be gone, is there anything else wrong with cuban owning??

by steel home on Aug 5, 2010 12:56 AM CDT reply actions 9 recs

he wouldn't have gotten approved and more cockfighting would have ensued, delaying the sale

by ab03 on Aug 5, 2010 12:57 AM CDT up reply actions 9 recs

greenberg has already been approved?

by steel home on Aug 5, 2010 12:58 AM CDT up reply actions 11 recs

it's a foregone conclusion

by octoberty on Aug 5, 2010 12:59 AM CDT up reply actions 12 recs

Technically back in January

needs to get approved again but shouldn’t’ be a problem

by ab03 on Aug 5, 2010 12:59 AM CDT up reply actions 10 recs

which would have cost us another offseason with no money to spend

that and losing JD were my biggest concerns

"I think that Rangers is good team." ~ South Korean Ranger Nation

by hubcityraider on Aug 5, 2010 1:14 AM CDT up reply actions 7 recs

IMHO...

With Ryan/Greenberg, it’s about baseball. They genuinely love the Rangers. I doubt that Cuban could name 10 guys on the roster. For him, it’s a business deal. Period.

Plus everything about Cuban’s involvement has been douchey.

by UserToBeNamedLater on Aug 5, 2010 1:02 AM CDT up reply actions 9 recs

No more talking about cuban

by Tex2044 on Aug 5, 2010 1:04 AM CDT up reply actions 9 recs

makes sense. greenberg ftw

by steel home on Aug 5, 2010 1:13 AM CDT up reply actions 8 recs

NOLAN ON CBS

"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." - Chuck Morgan

by rlb02a on Aug 5, 2010 12:56 AM CDT reply actions 9 recs

ES TINE FOR BED

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 5, 2010 12:58 AM CDT up reply actions 11 recs

NOLAN ON CBS

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Aug 5, 2010 12:56 AM CDT reply actions 9 recs

PHEW

Glad it’s over… but wait… now we have to have a Judge Lynn ruling tomorrow and approval of 75%of the owners…. formality I hope!

by bstair on Aug 5, 2010 12:56 AM CDT reply actions 9 recs

OH WHAT A DAY

by hornedfrogs45 on Aug 5, 2010 12:56 AM CDT reply actions 9 recs

PRESS CONFERENCE!!!!

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Aug 5, 2010 12:56 AM CDT reply actions 9 recs

nolan on cbs

by JDavidd on Aug 5, 2010 12:56 AM CDT reply actions 8 recs

Nolan looks like he could go toss down a complete game right now

Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chain saw?

by Keynes on Aug 5, 2010 12:57 AM CDT reply actions 8 recs

Where's Josey?

I wanna give that old, cranky, stubborn, stupid, son of a bitch a big wet kiss.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Aug 5, 2010 12:57 AM CDT reply actions 9 recs

EWWWWWWWWW

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 5, 2010 12:58 AM CDT up reply actions 10 recs

A knowing nod would be suffice.

This is a great day…I was good with either one but the fact that the Great Nolan Ryan not only stays but will be The Man for several years as we know it is a good thing.

And fuck Tom Hicks in the mouth 10 more times.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Aug 5, 2010 8:01 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

It the mouth really?

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 5, 2010 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

Nolan is 3 hours past his bed time

by lost in space on Aug 5, 2010 12:57 AM CDT reply actions 9 recs

we need a video of the press conference up asap

by bstair on Aug 5, 2010 12:57 AM CDT reply actions 8 recs

How many didn't wait it out and are going to be shocked in the morning?

by Tex2044 on Aug 5, 2010 12:57 AM CDT reply actions 10 recs

Adam J. Morris.

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"You know what would be funny? If Michael included:

"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."-cmkelly29 on the night of the Michael Young speech.

by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 5, 2010 12:58 AM CDT up reply actions 12 recs

how long are you planning on staying?

by ab03 on Aug 5, 2010 12:58 AM CDT up reply actions 6 recs

Ha

by octoberty on Aug 5, 2010 12:59 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs

Until I start being a dick again.

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"You know what would be funny? If Michael included:

"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."-cmkelly29 on the night of the Michael Young speech.

by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 5, 2010 1:00 AM CDT up reply actions 6 recs

Me and Goat are friends, btw.

Like real friends. Ha

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"You know what would be funny? If Michael included:

"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."-cmkelly29 on the night of the Michael Young speech.

by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 5, 2010 1:00 AM CDT up reply actions 8 recs

suspension lifted with the sale?

All is right

by Tex2044 on Aug 5, 2010 12:59 AM CDT up reply actions 6 recs

A ton...

though few from this site, it seems.

"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there is a man on base." - Dave Barry

by Suicide Prince on Aug 5, 2010 12:58 AM CDT up reply actions 7 recs

Thank God,

This is over….

I only wish that Hicks hadn’t made out like a bandit in this :/.

But hopefully, it’s onto new and better things with the Rangers.

Playoffs, ALCS, and World Series, here we come!

by Requiem on Aug 5, 2010 12:57 AM CDT reply actions 5 recs

That's what bandits do

Live in Oregon. Grew up in Arlington. Will always love the Rangers

by TheDutchOven on Aug 5, 2010 12:58 AM CDT up reply actions 7 recs

FUCK THE NEW VIDEO BOARD!

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"You know what would be funny? If Michael included:

"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."-cmkelly29 on the night of the Michael Young speech.

by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 5, 2010 12:57 AM CDT reply actions 8 recs

Fuck that

I still want a new video board

by Horns130 on Aug 5, 2010 12:59 AM CDT up reply actions 7 recs

minuS

by Mike E on Aug 5, 2010 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

Guys

Sometimes I press CTRL+F and type in "Josey Wales" just to see if he made a stupid statement.

by Pith on Aug 5, 2010 12:58 AM CDT reply actions 22 recs

woo

by Mike E on Aug 5, 2010 12:58 AM CDT up reply actions 6 recs

I used the Mariners font on this one

Irony…

Sometimes I press CTRL+F and type in "Josey Wales" just to see if he made a stupid statement.

by Pith on Aug 5, 2010 12:59 AM CDT up reply actions 7 recs

NEW THIRD BASEMAN DESIGNATED FIELDER

by Closure GT on Aug 5, 2010 12:59 AM CDT up reply actions 7 recs

Brav-fucking-o

by Horns130 on Aug 5, 2010 1:00 AM CDT up reply actions 6 recs

Congrats to all Rangers fans

The dark times are over.

Time for bed.

G’night.

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

"If I had caught it, the force would have taken me through the fence." -- Rockies outfielder Ryan Spilborghs about a Nelson Cruz line drive.

by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 5, 2010 12:58 AM CDT reply actions 11 recs

THE HEALING HAS BEGUN!

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 5, 2010 12:58 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs

Today was a good day

by WickKLN on Aug 5, 2010 12:58 AM CDT reply actions 7 recs

my birthday

came a day early this year!

by reagan on Aug 5, 2010 12:58 AM CDT reply actions 4 recs

Happy rBErthday

and merry Cliffmas too

Live in Oregon. Grew up in Arlington. Will always love the Rangers

by TheDutchOven on Aug 5, 2010 1:00 AM CDT up reply actions 9 recs

Cliffmas Eve

Hunting season starts tomorrow.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 5, 2010 1:01 AM CDT up reply actions 10 recs

Nolan 3:16 says I just bought your ass!!!!

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Aug 5, 2010 12:58 AM CDT reply actions 7 recs

AND DAZZLED IT!

"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan

by Conjunction on Aug 5, 2010 12:59 AM CDT up reply actions 10 recs

CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

SB Nation DFW - Come Read Robbie Griffin's Articles!

by iorange555 on Aug 5, 2010 12:59 AM CDT reply actions 11 recs

LSB is a crazy place.

Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.

by jonthefon on Aug 5, 2010 1:00 AM CDT reply actions 12 recs

Simpson and Davis

stepped up big time. This doesn’t get done without those two, and they just secured our beloved Texas Rangers from the grips of Satan Hicks.

God bless them both.

by elvis1isking on Aug 5, 2010 1:00 AM CDT reply actions 12 recs

Yes,

hugs to those guys

Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chain saw?

by Keynes on Aug 5, 2010 1:00 AM CDT up reply actions 10 recs

Can we get Happy Time in here?

by ftwdrummer on Aug 5, 2010 1:00 AM CDT reply actions 8 recs

I LOVE YOU GUYS

by ScratchHorn on Aug 5, 2010 1:00 AM CDT reply actions 9 recs

x

by octoberty on Aug 5, 2010 1:00 AM CDT reply actions 10 recs

this is funny

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Aug 5, 2010 9:11 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs

Wash is so damn happy right now!

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 5, 2010 1:00 AM CDT reply actions 8 recs

It looked dark there for a while

like Cuban/Crane were going to way outbid and then we’d have to sit through an appeal, blah blah blah. The biggest reason I wanted GnR to win the bid was to avoid more court time.

I want tomorrow’s hearing with Judge Lynn to be very short.

Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!

by t ball on Aug 5, 2010 1:01 AM CDT reply actions 8 recs

And with all the crap they have pulled they have just ensured they will never own a MLB franchise

by MikeEl on Aug 5, 2010 1:02 AM CDT up reply actions 9 recs

It's really true

For most of the day, it felt like GnR only had a 20% chance.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 5, 2010 1:04 AM CDT up reply actions 8 recs

I think the amazing thing is how unpredictable it all was

just when it seemed like it would drag on forever, it ends just as abruptly.

by ab03 on Aug 5, 2010 1:01 AM CDT reply actions 6 recs

Well fuck me

I was off on the timing but the result was right.

"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.

Then he grounded out weakly to second.

by WyoRanger on Aug 5, 2010 1:01 AM CDT reply actions 5 recs

We are here to win the World Series says Greenberg.

by diamond_dave on Aug 5, 2010 1:01 AM CDT reply actions 7 recs

MOTHERFUCKING ONE

by vfn on Aug 5, 2010 1:01 AM CDT reply actions 13 recs

I want Salma Hayek sooooo bad.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Aug 5, 2010 1:04 AM CDT up reply actions 7 recs

I would destroy her.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Aug 5, 2010 1:10 AM CDT up reply actions 6 recs

Built for speed or comfort?

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 5, 2010 1:10 AM CDT up reply actions 6 recs

Built for fun.

by Closure GT on Aug 5, 2010 1:10 AM CDT up reply actions 9 recs

Too bad this won't stand out in a green thread

"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." - Chuck Morgan

by rlb02a on Aug 5, 2010 1:11 AM CDT up reply actions 6 recs

Gagreed.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 5, 2010 1:12 AM CDT up reply actions 6 recs

I'm telling you

LSB ROY

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 5, 2010 1:13 AM CDT up reply actions 7 recs

Damn

When did I lose my rookie eligibility?

"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty."- General George S. Patton

by Aqua on Aug 5, 2010 2:16 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

You were last season.

I wasn’t around as much then.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 5, 2010 9:51 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

That too.

Nice.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Aug 5, 2010 1:20 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs

Both, I would say.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Aug 5, 2010 1:20 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs

I love all of you...

by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 5, 2010 1:01 AM CDT reply actions 10 recs

<3

And Nolan Ryan loves you, too.

Sometimes I press CTRL+F and type in "Josey Wales" just to see if he made a stupid statement.

by Pith on Aug 5, 2010 1:02 AM CDT up reply actions 7 recs

<3 <3 <3

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"You know what would be funny? If Michael included:

"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."-cmkelly29 on the night of the Michael Young speech.

by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 5, 2010 1:02 AM CDT up reply actions 6 recs

Hugs!

Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chain saw?

by Keynes on Aug 5, 2010 1:04 AM CDT up reply actions 7 recs

right, right

by lost in space on Aug 5, 2010 1:07 AM CDT up reply actions 8 recs

Bro love

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 5, 2010 1:10 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

GnR FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Aug 5, 2010 1:10 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

Right now I love everyone.

And I do mean everyone except Tom Hicks. This is a glorious day and it’s only now begun to sink in…that stupid bastard is no longer the owner of our beloved Texas Rangers! New owners! Managing partners who know and love the game! It’s likely that Daniels stays! They can sign free agents! Draft players they want to draft and then SIGN them! Offer arbitration to Hamilton or extend his contract.!

I never use exclamation points but this is so fucking awesome!

GO TO HELL TOM HICKS NOW I NEVER HAVE TO THINK ABOUT YOU EVER AGAIN YOU COCK

SB Nation DFW - Come Read Robbie Griffin's Articles!

by Black Francis on Aug 5, 2010 1:12 AM CDT up reply actions 6 recs

well said

"I think that Rangers is good team." ~ South Korean Ranger Nation

by hubcityraider on Aug 5, 2010 1:18 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

Chuck is going to get wasted as soon as this presser is over

"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." - Chuck Morgan

by rlb02a on Aug 5, 2010 1:01 AM CDT reply actions 5 recs

Wasted, and lots of oral sex

Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chain saw?

by Keynes on Aug 5, 2010 1:02 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

at Mrs. Ryan's expense

with Nolan looking on and not giving a care.

Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'

by blalock84 on Aug 5, 2010 5:15 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

So back to a previous idea

We’re still going to call this as all happening on August 4th right? Because I really like the idea of Nolan Ryan day.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 5, 2010 1:01 AM CDT reply actions 9 recs

You have my vote

Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chain saw?

by Keynes on Aug 5, 2010 1:03 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs

My rec is my vote

"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." - Chuck Morgan

by rlb02a on Aug 5, 2010 1:03 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs

Still 11:00 PM...

on the West Coast where the Rangers were. IT COUNTS!

by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 5, 2010 1:05 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

no pain anymore, huh?

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

SB Nation DFW - Come Read Robbie Griffin's Articles!

by iorange555 on Aug 5, 2010 1:05 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs

He cleaned the kitchen and felt refreshed.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 5, 2010 1:09 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Closure GT on Aug 5, 2010 1:01 AM CDT reply actions 7 recs

Greenberg: "We're still going to go after Cliff Lee"

"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." - Chuck Morgan

by rlb02a on Aug 5, 2010 1:02 AM CDT reply actions 7 recs

Oh god...

I’m in love with right now. I don’t even feel the pain. Chuck Greenberg just made me euphoric.

by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 5, 2010 1:06 AM CDT up reply actions 6 recs

zxlckjvzx oiasfljzxo imzxcvlkj omk

You’re going to have to say that again, all I heard was

“SEX’re SEXill SEXING to SEX SEXter SEXton SEXer SEXee”

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 5, 2010 1:09 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I don’t wanna think about the ramifications of that right now, just WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw

by LSJ on Aug 5, 2010 1:16 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs

Chuck

“We’re still gonna go after Cliff Lee”

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Aug 5, 2010 1:02 AM CDT reply actions 10 recs

YES!!!!

“WE’RE STILL GONNA GO AFTER CLIFF LEE.”

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Aug 5, 2010 1:02 AM CDT reply actions 10 recs

We're still gonna go after Cliff Lee

I fucking LOVE Chuck Greenberg.

Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chain saw?

by Keynes on Aug 5, 2010 1:02 AM CDT reply actions 8 recs

if i were a girl i would so make out with him

by rangersfan32 on Aug 5, 2010 1:03 AM CDT up reply actions 6 recs

Why stop there?

by Closure GT on Aug 5, 2010 1:04 AM CDT up reply actions 10 recs

If I were anywhere around him I would make out with him

Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chain saw?

by Keynes on Aug 5, 2010 1:05 AM CDT up reply actions 10 recs

I am a dude and I will do much more than that.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Aug 5, 2010 1:11 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

Thats it? Show some commitment

by Josh Lile on Aug 5, 2010 9:10 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs

"We're still going to go after Cliff Lee."

I LOVE YOU, CHUCK!!!

"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there is a man on base." - Dave Barry

by Suicide Prince on Aug 5, 2010 1:02 AM CDT reply actions 6 recs

Chuck:

It’s a lot of money. But we’re still gonna go after Cliff Lee.

OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU

"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan

by Conjunction on Aug 5, 2010 1:02 AM CDT reply actions 6 recs

I wish he would have prefaced it with:

“Hey Rangers100,

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 5, 2010 1:09 AM CDT up reply actions 6 recs

"We are still gonna go after Cliff Lee"

Thank you Chuck!

by hedowhathedo on Aug 5, 2010 1:02 AM CDT reply actions 7 recs

Thank YOU, Chuck Norris

"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." - Chuck Morgan

by rlb02a on Aug 5, 2010 1:02 AM CDT up reply actions 6 recs

1111111111111

love this site, love this club…

lets all go to jaguars, bj’s all around!

"Shut the F*** up Lloyd!!"- Ari Gold

by kman1415 on Aug 5, 2010 1:02 AM CDT reply actions 6 recs

WOOWOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Aug 5, 2010 1:12 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs

Baseball Glasnost

This must have been what Glasnost was like in the U.S.S.R.

THE WORLD IS OURS!!!!

“Fuckin’ auctions, how to they work?”

/Insane Rangers Fan Posse

by Mister Naxal on Aug 5, 2010 1:02 AM CDT reply actions 6 recs

Chuck just said....

“we just spend a lot of money, but we’re still going after Cliff Lee.”

If I had a gun to my head and had to pick one pitcher to pitch a game to save my life.... I'd pick 1999 Rick Helling.

by matthewbschultz83 on Aug 5, 2010 1:02 AM CDT reply actions 7 recs

SO MUCH WIN

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 5, 2010 1:07 AM CDT up reply actions 6 recs

going after cliff lee!!!!!

CLIFF FUCKING LEE!!!!

Rangers FTW

by kevzta on Aug 5, 2010 1:02 AM CDT reply actions 11 recs

SUPER REC THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is the biggest win of the Ryan/Greenberg group….this team has a chance to be good for a long while.

"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"

by Bob Loblaw on Aug 5, 2010 1:23 AM CDT up reply actions 7 recs

Rec'd!

Be sure to visit Mosul's new blog at www.mosuldolfan.blogspot.com/
"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman

by texascowpunk on Aug 5, 2010 1:25 AM CDT up reply actions 6 recs

CLIFFMAS COMES EVERY 5 DAYS

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 5, 2010 1:43 AM CDT up reply actions 6 recs

Worst James Bond line ever?

by Closure GT on Aug 5, 2010 1:44 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

Yes

There was an audible hiss in the theater when I saw that.

"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." - Chuck Morgan

by rlb02a on Aug 5, 2010 1:46 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

Best casting, too.

Dr. Christmas Jones was totally believable.

by Closure GT on Aug 5, 2010 1:47 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

Good flick

Definitely in the top half of Bond films. I just can’t believe they named her that so he could say THAT LINE.

"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." - Chuck Morgan

by rlb02a on Aug 5, 2010 1:49 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

I just can't get over Denise Richards as nuclear physicist or whatever with tiny shirts.

by Closure GT on Aug 5, 2010 1:50 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs

So ridiculous.

Maybe next they can have Jenna Jameson play a theoretical mathematician who has suddenly come up with an equation to calculate all the women 007 has gotten with which also happens to also be the equation to unlock time travel.

She’ll wear small shirts, but we’ll give her glasses and it will believable.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 5, 2010 9:59 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

there was a slow clap in my theater when i watched the movie.

a groan… then some chuckling and snickering… then a round of applause….

by jonas m. on Aug 5, 2010 1:50 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

Hahaha

Wash, you crazy kid. His smile when Rhaddigan asked him “So, you guys have an owner” was positively childish.

Also:

“Yeah, we feel like we got our swagger back. Hopefully Nolan and Greenberg can feel like they got a bit of swagger as well”

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 5, 2010 1:03 AM CDT reply actions 8 recs

Wash went to Da U?

by Closure GT on Aug 5, 2010 1:03 AM CDT up reply actions 6 recs

Listens to lots of Weezie?

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 5, 2010 1:10 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs

COOLEST CHUCK EVER

Sorry, dad.

by Closure GT on Aug 5, 2010 1:03 AM CDT reply actions 7 recs

Don't let the door hit you on the way out, Tommy!

by Requiem on Aug 5, 2010 1:03 AM CDT reply actions 9 recs

CLIFF LEE.

CHUCK GREENBERG.

I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called, The Bus That couldn't Slow Down.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!

by Maximilian on Aug 5, 2010 1:03 AM CDT reply actions 8 recs

HUNTING SEASON

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 5, 2010 1:06 AM CDT up reply actions 6 recs

I hope he talks for another 10 minutes at least

by lost in space on Aug 5, 2010 1:03 AM CDT reply actions 6 recs

Chuck is looking sharp!

"Hey Sanka, you can pee now... uuummm, too late...."
This used to be links to my websites... But the man got in the way, shut them all down... Damn the man...
Rangers Game Streams ~ Password: LSB123

by FormerLSBUser on Aug 5, 2010 1:03 AM CDT reply actions 11 recs

USPS Product Placement?

Sometimes I press CTRL+F and type in "Josey Wales" just to see if he made a stupid statement.

by Pith on Aug 5, 2010 1:04 AM CDT up reply actions 6 recs

sporting a braclet

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Aug 5, 2010 1:04 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs

who...

is the bald guy staring at Chuck G’s junk?

by vfn on Aug 5, 2010 1:04 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

News travels fast.

by Closure GT on Aug 5, 2010 1:05 AM CDT up reply actions 6 recs

he's thinking

Laura was right!

Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!

by t ball on Aug 5, 2010 1:05 AM CDT up reply actions 6 recs

Scott Gordon

Channel 8 news I think

by acgunter on Aug 5, 2010 1:08 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

He's definitely impressed

Of course, Greenberg is FUCKING GREENBERG so of course he should be goddamned impressed

by vfn on Aug 5, 2010 1:47 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

Have they produced the final figure yet?

Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.

by jonthefon on Aug 5, 2010 1:03 AM CDT reply actions 4 recs

one metric assload

I think it’s actually somewhere around $588 million counting the debt assumption

by Steve Estep on Aug 5, 2010 1:04 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

Cuban/Crane were only willing to do an Imperial assload.

Suckers.

by Closure GT on Aug 5, 2010 1:05 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs

Ha!

More like Cuban was in Celsius and GnR was in Kelvin, no?

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 5, 2010 1:12 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

hehz

by Closure GT on Aug 5, 2010 1:13 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

BR Threads so far...

1 508
2 527
3 670
4 743
5 852
6 585
7 675
8 581
9 807
10 705
11 840
12 371

7884

JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook

by laxtonto on Aug 5, 2010 1:04 AM CDT reply actions 4 recs

I was just about to go to bed.

But I think I’ll celebrate with a beer and a cigarette.

"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.

Then he grounded out weakly to second.

by WyoRanger on Aug 5, 2010 1:04 AM CDT reply actions 5 recs

same here

then I just decided to have a 2nd beer and a snuff.

"I think that Rangers is good team." ~ South Korean Ranger Nation

by hubcityraider on Aug 5, 2010 1:23 AM CDT up reply actions 6 recs

MOTHERFUCKING TWO

by vfn on Aug 5, 2010 1:04 AM CDT reply actions 7 recs

by lamron on Aug 5, 2010 1:31 AM CDT up reply actions 6 recs

I still recced it

but it needs a title. Especially with all the gifs in this thread

"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." - Chuck Morgan

by rlb02a on Aug 5, 2010 1:32 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs

Dawning of a new era

Glad to be here to usher it in. Longtime member of LSB, infrequent commenter, but tonight was really special. Mr. Hicks – don’t let the door hit you on your way out…or do, I’m good with that also.

by hca4 on Aug 5, 2010 1:04 AM CDT reply actions 6 recs

Crazy props

to Doug DUnbar and Karen Borta, as long as a large number of KTVT staffers, who stayed super-late tonight.

"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan

by Conjunction on Aug 5, 2010 1:04 AM CDT reply actions 4 recs

x

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 5, 2010 1:04 AM CDT reply actions 11 recs

YES

FUCKING EPIC!

Elvis Andrus and Derek Holland make me moist!

by Nah ha ha He He on Aug 5, 2010 1:21 AM CDT up reply actions 7 recs

just spit beer on my keyboard

"I think that Rangers is good team." ~ South Korean Ranger Nation

by hubcityraider on Aug 5, 2010 1:25 AM CDT up reply actions 6 recs

just spit beer on my keyboard

"I think that Rangers is good team." ~ South Korean Ranger Nation

by hubcityraider on Aug 5, 2010 1:25 AM CDT up reply actions 6 recs

Folks....

The Kitchen has been cleaned finally after 12+ hours

And it was worth it…

Matt (Denver, CO): Congratulations, I heard you won a gold glove!
Klaw (1:18 PM) : Thanks, I had a great year at the plate!
I think Jason Heyward is ready to be promoted to the AL. He’s mastered the NL - Matthew Carruth

Now Taking Suggestions for New Username

by SCDP on Aug 5, 2010 1:05 AM CDT reply actions 5 recs

see picture above

by lost in space on Aug 5, 2010 1:06 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

Chuck is such a fucking pimp.

It’s Advil and beef in the Texas Rangers, you yankee bastard.
- Nolan Ryan

by Flynnyrd on Aug 5, 2010 1:05 AM CDT reply actions 5 recs

I LOVE CBS SO MUCH

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Aug 5, 2010 1:05 AM CDT reply actions 6 recs

The more you know

wrong station heh

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 5, 2010 1:05 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs

Karen Borta is so hot.

by dontcallmeElvis on Aug 5, 2010 1:06 AM CDT up reply actions 8 recs

Greenberg mentions the Young Grand Slam as their bid came in

by lost in space on Aug 5, 2010 1:05 AM CDT reply actions 6 recs

Player reaction;

Kinsler: “Chuck Greenberg? Great. We’re happy! He’s spent a lot of time in the clubhouse, put a lot of work into it, we’re happy for him…We’re happy we’re in good hands. We got a good thing going here, a good minor league system with Jon Daniels. Thad levine put together a good system.”

How important is Nolan:

“It’s very important. I don’t understand why any owner wouldn’t want him here”

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 5, 2010 1:05 AM CDT reply actions 8 recs

awesome

by Black Francis on Aug 5, 2010 1:14 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

NEED MOAR WooWoo AND ENTHUSIASTIC STRIPPERS!

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"You know what would be funny? If Michael included:

"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."-cmkelly29 on the night of the Michael Young speech.

by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 5, 2010 1:05 AM CDT reply actions 8 recs

WOOO WOOO

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 5, 2010 1:06 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs

WOOO

by Closure GT on Aug 5, 2010 1:07 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

WOOO

by Closure GT on Aug 5, 2010 1:07 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by jolujogat on Aug 5, 2010 1:09 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

PARTY

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 5, 2010 1:06 AM CDT reply actions 11 recs

I was expecting something way more pear-van-y.

by Closure GT on Aug 5, 2010 1:06 AM CDT up reply actions 6 recs

Too many windows for my tastes.

It’s Advil and beef in the Texas Rangers, you yankee bastard.
- Nolan Ryan

by Flynnyrd on Aug 5, 2010 1:07 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs

And I'm wondering where I can find its fares online.

by Closure GT on Aug 5, 2010 1:08 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

Fucking awesome

that fucker is getting crowded

by Horns130 on Aug 5, 2010 1:08 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

Murphy

“I can’t imagine what they’ve gone through…Those two guys are awesome, they’re exactly what this franchise needs…I feel like the whole team is excited about this”

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 5, 2010 1:06 AM CDT reply actions 7 recs

Damn....

Hopefully that press conference goes to YouTube or something.

Does KTVT archive their video?

One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....
Defending Big D - Dallas Stars news & analysis; SB Nation Dallas-Fort Worth

by Brandon Worley on Aug 5, 2010 1:06 AM CDT reply actions 6 recs

F

Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by matteo25 on Aug 5, 2010 1:07 AM CDT via mobile reply actions 5 recs

FIST PUMPING MAY NOW ENSUE!!!!!

(whoops)

PUMP IT!!!!

DANCE I SAY!!!!

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Aug 5, 2010 1:07 AM CDT reply actions 8 recs

jeresey shore reference

insta rec

Rangers FTW

by kevzta on Aug 5, 2010 1:07 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs

"Sad night for Tom Hicks"

that makes it a happy night for Me.

------------
:) - Obligatory smiley showing I don't mean whatever mean
spiritedness is likely contained in the preceding post

by jtts on Aug 5, 2010 1:07 AM CDT reply actions 5 recs

I don't think Steve Denis dressed to be on TV tonight.

Lookin’ scruffy.

------------
:) - Obligatory smiley showing I don't mean whatever mean
spiritedness is likely contained in the preceding post

by jtts on Aug 5, 2010 1:08 AM CDT reply actions 4 recs

MOTHERFUCKING THREE

AT LEAST GOING TO MOTHERFUCKING 10 ON THESE FUCKERS.

by vfn on Aug 5, 2010 1:08 AM CDT reply actions 9 recs

Day Man

ah-ah-ahhhhhhhhh

"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." - Chuck Morgan

by rlb02a on Aug 5, 2010 1:08 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs

Fighter of the Nightman!

by Closure GT on Aug 5, 2010 1:09 AM CDT up reply actions 6 recs

ah-ah-ahhhhh

You are the master of karate

"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." - Chuck Morgan

by rlb02a on Aug 5, 2010 1:10 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs

Champion of the sun!

by Closure GT on Aug 5, 2010 1:10 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

Champion of the sun!

I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called, The Bus That couldn't Slow Down.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!

by Maximilian on Aug 5, 2010 1:11 AM CDT up reply actions 6 recs

damn.

I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called, The Bus That couldn't Slow Down.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!

by Maximilian on Aug 5, 2010 1:11 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs

ah-ah-ahhhhhhhhh

by Closure GT on Aug 5, 2010 1:12 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

You’re a master of karate and friendship…for everyone

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Aug 5, 2010 1:12 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

Greenberg payed that Troll Toll!

by Closure GT on Aug 5, 2010 1:17 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs

Sure did.

Be sure to visit Mosul's new blog at www.mosuldolfan.blogspot.com/
"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman

by texascowpunk on Aug 5, 2010 1:17 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs

...to get inside the boy's hole!

by e2drummer on Aug 5, 2010 1:21 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs

(soul)

by e2drummer on Aug 5, 2010 1:21 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs

Chuck Greenberg is Dayman.

DAYMAN!

by Closure GT on Aug 5, 2010 1:08 AM CDT up reply actions 6 recs

MASTER OF KARATE

AND FRIENDSHIP!

FOR EVERYONE!

"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan

by Conjunction on Aug 5, 2010 1:09 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs

No, he's the nightman.

He performs rapes on everyone.

by Josh Lile on Aug 5, 2010 9:13 AM CDT up reply actions 6 recs

That's Nolan's job

It’s a good cop/bad cop thing.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 5, 2010 10:00 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

Anybody else think our new owner looks like the guard from Shawshank?

"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan

by Dirk Diggler on Aug 5, 2010 1:08 AM CDT reply actions 6 recs

give him some cred

hahahaha he’s not that ugly

Rangers FTW

by kevzta on Aug 5, 2010 1:09 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

It's ZED!

ZED GOT THE BUG! ZED GOT THA BUG!!!!!

/Busey

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Aug 5, 2010 1:13 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs

Glenn Frey

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 5, 2010 1:25 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs

No, I think he looks more like the Kurgan from Highlander.

by philkid3 on Aug 5, 2010 1:58 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

1

by Horns130 on Aug 5, 2010 1:09 AM CDT reply actions 10 recs

Close...

"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there is a man on base." - Dave Barry

by Suicide Prince on Aug 5, 2010 1:20 AM CDT up reply actions 9 recs

Needs to be Hicks. But I enjoy it!

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Aug 5, 2010 1:21 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs

Frankenstein

SB Nation DFW - Come Read Robbie Griffin's Articles!

by lost in space on Aug 5, 2010 1:23 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs

(Taken from The Ticket twitter feed)

"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there is a man on base." - Dave Barry

by Suicide Prince on Aug 5, 2010 1:24 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

(Taken from The Ticket twitter feed)

"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there is a man on base." - Dave Barry

by Suicide Prince on Aug 5, 2010 1:25 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

Nolan: "Oh. Hi, Mark."

by Closure GT on Aug 5, 2010 1:25 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs

yes

Anthony Andro aandro

Chuck: it was a lot of money but we’re still going after Cliff Lee. 6 minutes ago via UberTwitter

USA

by Longhorn on Aug 5, 2010 1:09 AM CDT reply actions 8 recs

Just heard that! Awesome!

Be sure to visit Mosul's new blog at www.mosuldolfan.blogspot.com/
"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman

by texascowpunk on Aug 5, 2010 1:12 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

i dont give a damn about a towel

by steel home on Aug 5, 2010 1:09 AM CDT reply actions 7 recs

gotta love how badly he wants to win with the rangers.

by cw123 on Aug 5, 2010 1:11 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

yeah he truly does

by steel home on Aug 5, 2010 1:13 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

This just doesn't seem right without Dirkatron here celebrating.

by Tex2044 on Aug 5, 2010 1:10 AM CDT reply actions 6 recs

No joke

With all this insanity, he should be leading the charge…

"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there is a man on base." - Dave Barry

by Suicide Prince on Aug 5, 2010 1:10 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs

WOOOOOOOOOOO!

by Josh Lile on Aug 5, 2010 1:10 AM CDT reply actions 5 recs

CHOOOO CHOOOOO

Sometimes I press CTRL+F and type in "Josey Wales" just to see if he made a stupid statement.

by Pith on Aug 5, 2010 1:10 AM CDT reply actions 9 recs

That will be next year. And I will be so very happy.

I will be able to watch Mr. Olt!!

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Aug 5, 2010 1:11 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs

I apologize in advance but I've wanted to do this for a long time...

by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 5, 2010 1:10 AM CDT reply actions 21 recs

Hell. Yes.

"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." -Chuck Morgan speaking for all of us

by drizzle on Aug 5, 2010 1:11 AM CDT up reply actions 7 recs

And that'll lock up the ol' laptop.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Aug 5, 2010 1:12 AM CDT up reply actions 6 recs

Wheeeeeeeee!!!!

Think he poo’d a little there? I’m betting yes…

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 5, 2010 1:14 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

Is this how a spider would have seen that?

by lost in space on Aug 5, 2010 1:14 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

i got nothini but red x's. what are they....paint me a word picture

"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"

by Bob Loblaw on Aug 5, 2010 1:26 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs

fake iorange celebrating X 16

SB Nation DFW - Come Read Robbie Griffin's Articles!

by lost in space on Aug 5, 2010 1:29 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

hahahahahahahaha

"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"

by Bob Loblaw on Aug 5, 2010 1:30 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

As he screams Blow Me Fuck Face Sr!

"Ooooh....I want some fucking pancakes!" son of willamos2

by Parman on Aug 5, 2010 1:36 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

out of all the gifs

i think this is my favorite

by studcrackers on Aug 5, 2010 4:43 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

Michael Young don't give a FUCK bout no towel.

“I’ll dry off with a fucking rag, bitch.”

It’s Advil and beef in the Texas Rangers, you yankee bastard.
- Nolan Ryan

by Flynnyrd on Aug 5, 2010 1:10 AM CDT reply actions 7 recs

i just poked chuck on facebook

USA

by Longhorn on Aug 5, 2010 1:10 AM CDT reply actions 6 recs

Did you see his pre-auction update?

He gave a shout-out to Nolan’s thumping of Ventura. I think I love this guy.

by UserToBeNamedLater on Aug 5, 2010 1:55 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

Also...

by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 5, 2010 1:11 AM CDT reply actions 13 recs

lol nolan's wife. his dick is THIS big

by steel home on Aug 5, 2010 1:15 AM CDT up reply actions 6 recs

LOL

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Aug 5, 2010 1:16 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

so awesome

SB Nation DFW - Come Read Robbie Griffin's Articles!

by Black Francis on Aug 5, 2010 1:25 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs

MOTHERFUCKING FOUR

by vfn on Aug 5, 2010 1:11 AM CDT reply actions 11 recs

.

by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 5, 2010 1:13 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs

This day alone could be made into a movie

let alone the whole season. WOO

by TigerPride on Aug 5, 2010 1:11 AM CDT reply actions 6 recs

From Coke.....To Broke.....To World Series

by Sean Bass on Aug 5, 2010 1:33 AM CDT up reply actions 6 recs

SeaBass!

Let’s hear some celebrating in the ticker tomorrow

"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." - Chuck Morgan

by rlb02a on Aug 5, 2010 1:34 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

This!!

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Aug 5, 2010 1:35 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

Five solid minutes of WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

(Or Woo Woo.)

by Closure GT on Aug 5, 2010 1:36 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

Ric Flair style

by Sean Bass on Aug 5, 2010 1:36 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

Flair + vuvuzela = 10a-11a

by lost in space on Aug 5, 2010 1:41 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

"Celllllebrate good times, come on!"-Kool and the Gang

"I’m not in the meetings and not part of the discussions; it’s not my responsibility. . My responsibility is to go out and win tonight. My focus is to win tonight. The club has to look at more than just this year." -Michael Young

by randyd on Aug 5, 2010 1:11 AM CDT reply actions 7 recs

There's a new sheriff in town!

by Requiem on Aug 5, 2010 1:11 AM CDT reply actions 8 recs

There's a new daddy in town,

a discipline daddy!

by Closure GT on Aug 5, 2010 1:14 AM CDT up reply actions 7 recs

I need something that says, "Dad likes leather"

Did you say, “Leatherdaddy?”

"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"

by Bob Loblaw on Aug 5, 2010 1:26 AM CDT up reply actions 6 recs

I don't normally go for the GIF stuff, but this requires a YES DANCE

GIFSoup

LET’S DO THE FORK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL

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:) - Obligatory smiley showing I don't mean whatever mean
spiritedness is likely contained in the preceding post

by jtts on Aug 5, 2010 1:12 AM CDT reply actions 7 recs

I even recced your fail.

It’s Advil and beef in the Texas Rangers, you yankee bastard.
- Nolan Ryan

by Flynnyrd on Aug 5, 2010 1:13 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

it does load, it's just slooooooow

------------
:) - Obligatory smiley showing I don't mean whatever mean
spiritedness is likely contained in the preceding post

by jtts on Aug 5, 2010 1:14 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

I see now.

It’s Advil and beef in the Texas Rangers, you yankee bastard.
- Nolan Ryan

by Flynnyrd on Aug 5, 2010 1:26 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

Elvis and that rag he wears. Lmao

He can be one of my backup dancers.

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"You know what would be funny? If Michael included:

"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."-cmkelly29 on the night of the Michael Young speech.

by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 5, 2010 1:12 AM CDT reply actions 4 recs

look, its g shit

dont hate a playa

Rangers FTW

by kevzta on Aug 5, 2010 1:13 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

A backup dancer on an elephant would look as weird as Stonehenge in danger of being crushed by a dwarf.

by Closure GT on Aug 5, 2010 1:15 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

I need some super-upbeat music

suggestions?

If you say Nickelback I’ll punch you through the internet.

"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan

by Conjunction on Aug 5, 2010 1:13 AM CDT reply actions 3 recs

Eye of the tiger

by BClary on Aug 5, 2010 1:13 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs

No doubt...

if this was 1985

THIS WILL ROCK YOUR WORLD!

by lost in space on Aug 5, 2010 1:17 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

Daft Punk?

It’s kind of what I feel like listening to right now, fwiw

by vfn on Aug 5, 2010 1:13 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

it's the primetime of our lives

by tangiers on Aug 5, 2010 1:17 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

ZZ Top

One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....
Defending Big D - Dallas Stars news & analysis; SB Nation Dallas-Fort Worth

by Brandon Worley on Aug 5, 2010 1:13 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

Tripping Billies by DMB?

by Tex2044 on Aug 5, 2010 1:14 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

Ride of the Valkries

Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!

by t ball on Aug 5, 2010 1:14 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

How bout some GnR?

Fucking duh.

It’s Advil and beef in the Texas Rangers, you yankee bastard.
- Nolan Ryan

by Flynnyrd on Aug 5, 2010 1:14 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

I'm thinking Journey

Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chain saw?

by Keynes on Aug 5, 2010 1:14 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

I'm going with this

Gained 1 Ownrshp Grp

by SeedyV on Aug 5, 2010 1:14 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

Rec

and

by jolujogat on Aug 5, 2010 1:17 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

Party in the USA

by Josh Lile on Aug 5, 2010 1:15 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

DAYMAN!

by Closure GT on Aug 5, 2010 1:16 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

Sleigh Bells

yes, it’s a band.

Or the new Prodigy – INVADERS MUST DIE!!!!

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Aug 5, 2010 1:16 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

Sleigh Bells is fucking awesome.

Sleigh Bells – Tell ’Em

I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called, The Bus That couldn't Slow Down.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!

by Maximilian on Aug 5, 2010 1:19 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"You know what would be funny? If Michael included:

"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."-cmkelly29 on the night of the Michael Young speech.

by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 5, 2010 1:16 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

Holy shit you're back.

It’s Advil and beef in the Texas Rangers, you yankee bastard.
- Nolan Ryan

by Flynnyrd on Aug 5, 2010 1:17 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC, WHITE BOY!

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"You know what would be funny? If Michael included:

"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."-cmkelly29 on the night of the Michael Young speech.

by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 5, 2010 1:18 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

New LSBR intro song!

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 5, 2010 1:20 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

Black Keys

Tighten Up

I wanted love
I needed love
Most of all
Most of all
Someone said true love was dead
And I’m bound to fall
Bound to fall for you
Oh what can I do

Take my badge
But my heart remains
Loving you, baby child
Tighten up on you reins
Your runnin wild
Runnin wild
It’s true

Sick for days
So many ways
Im achin now
Achin now
Its times like these I need relief
Please show me how
Oh show me how
To get right
Yeah it’s outta sight

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 5, 2010 1:20 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs

Finally bought Brothers on Sunday...

it’s taking some time to get used to, but seems promising.

by lost in space on Aug 5, 2010 1:25 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

Yeah

Give it some time.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 5, 2010 1:26 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

It's worth it.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Aug 5, 2010 1:30 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

Ghost Love Score

Nightwish.

Or something off the Remember the Titans soundtrack.

I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw

by LSJ on Aug 5, 2010 1:21 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

Oo

I like Nightwish.

"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan

by Conjunction on Aug 5, 2010 1:22 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

Epic Maneuver music!

by philkid3 on Aug 5, 2010 2:04 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

Classical

Thus Spoke Zoroaster

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on Aug 5, 2010 1:30 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

Happy

by Cav0 on Aug 5, 2010 1:13 AM CDT reply actions 4 recs

Joy

I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called, The Bus That couldn't Slow Down.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!

by Maximilian on Aug 5, 2010 1:13 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

GnR are busting out of the BR gridlock...

JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook

by laxtonto on Aug 5, 2010 1:13 AM CDT reply actions 8 recs

Dayummmm

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Aug 5, 2010 1:17 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

stupid bra

by lost in space on Aug 5, 2010 1:17 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

I'm watching this over and over...

and keep waiting to see more.

by e2drummer on Aug 5, 2010 1:24 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

Best LSB thread since the first sale news broke through?

Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.

by jonthefon on Aug 5, 2010 1:13 AM CDT reply actions 3 recs

Oh indeed

"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." - Chuck Morgan

by rlb02a on Aug 5, 2010 1:14 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

those threads during the interleague sweeps were pretty fun

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Aug 5, 2010 1:15 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

BETTER

by TigerPride on Aug 5, 2010 1:15 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

Cliff Lee Thread

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 5, 2010 1:17 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

true

"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." - Chuck Morgan

by rlb02a on Aug 5, 2010 1:19 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES

YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"If we fight, I’ll need more speed because Mayweather is fast."

--Manny Pacquiao

by lildrummerboy on Aug 5, 2010 1:13 AM CDT reply actions 4 recs

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by jolujogat on Aug 5, 2010 1:14 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

congratulations are in order to Chuck Greenberg, Nolan Ryan, and everyone in their group

it’s certainly been a long and winding road, with so many ups and downs that at some point you stopped looking over the horizon for fear of the next one (or one hundred).

they’ve worked incredibly hard to be in this position, far more than most prospective sports owners are ever forced to.

they’re also incredibly fortunate to be coming aboard right as this wave is cresting in all its power.

they’ve got the support of the fans, and rightly so — now let’s see them go out and justify it.

go Rangers

by tangiers on Aug 5, 2010 1:14 AM CDT reply actions 4 recs

MOTHERFUCKING FIVE

by vfn on Aug 5, 2010 1:14 AM CDT reply actions 7 recs

why the hell is elvis on an elephant?

Yippee!!

Oh say does that flag banner wave / Over a-a-all that's free / And the home of the land / And the land of the - FREE!

by enrico pallazzo on Aug 5, 2010 1:40 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by jolujogat on Aug 5, 2010 1:15 AM CDT reply actions 4 recs

Hmm...

Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.

by jonthefon on Aug 5, 2010 1:15 AM CDT reply actions 7 recs

The funhouse!!

by lost in space on Aug 5, 2010 1:18 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

"I keep getting smaller!"

by Closure GT on Aug 5, 2010 1:19 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

I wish I could find a good quality pic of that.

I’d like to buy one. AP?

by Black Francis on Aug 5, 2010 1:27 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

...Deadspin readers, I think.

Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.

by jonthefon on Aug 5, 2010 1:28 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

Reminds me of

by lamron on Aug 5, 2010 2:03 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs

MOTHERFUCKING SIX

by vfn on Aug 5, 2010 1:17 AM CDT reply actions 7 recs

Sara!

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 5, 2010 1:18 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

When it's time to party

we will party hard.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Aug 5, 2010 1:23 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

If the devil is six...

http://ups.imagup.com/09/1272363792.jpg

by Black Francis on Aug 5, 2010 1:27 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

Then God is seven

by Closure GT on Aug 5, 2010 1:29 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

THIS IS SO AWESOME

by cashman on Aug 5, 2010 1:18 AM CDT reply actions 3 recs

I can't rec anymore!

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 5, 2010 1:18 AM CDT reply actions 4 recs

Chuck & Nolan, Just wanted to say your doing a fine job, were all with you, keep up the good work

very happy rangers fans, now let’s sign mr. Lee

Baseball ain't like football. You can't make up no trick plays. ~Yogi Berra

by bballfan57 on Aug 5, 2010 1:18 AM CDT reply actions 3 recs

Might be a tad NSFW....

JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook

by laxtonto on Aug 5, 2010 1:18 AM CDT reply actions 3 recs

Good luck Chuck?

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 5, 2010 1:19 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

or Wedding crashers

or rules of attraction

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Aug 5, 2010 1:22 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

Not Wedding Crashers, for sure.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Aug 5, 2010 1:22 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

The hottest thing I've seen in a while. Awesome.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Aug 5, 2010 1:19 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

I will be wearing my excited pants to bed tonight.

Sadly, there’s no gif of this.

A new PITCHf/x chart - TexasLeaguers.com • PITCHf/x Database

by NoNameOnCard on Aug 5, 2010 1:18 AM CDT reply actions 3 recs

This thread is definitely going to lock up some computers tomorrow morning

by MikeEl on Aug 5, 2010 1:18 AM CDT reply actions 3 recs

w00t

Defending Big D

by Brad Gardner on Aug 5, 2010 1:19 AM CDT reply actions 3 recs

not w00t

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Aug 5, 2010 1:21 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

you know this ain't a green party without GREENMAN!!!!

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Aug 5, 2010 1:19 AM CDT reply actions 6 recs

Holy shit it's already 1:20?

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Closure GT on Aug 5, 2010 1:20 AM CDT reply actions 3 recs

MOTHERFUCKING SEVEN

by vfn on Aug 5, 2010 1:20 AM CDT reply actions 7 recs

RALLY DUSHKU!

"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan

by Conjunction on Aug 5, 2010 1:23 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

Cole

LoneStarDugout

The “Nolan/Greenberg Wins!” thread on @lonestarball is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.

by philkid3 on Aug 5, 2010 1:20 AM CDT reply actions 5 recs

Stick around. There will be plenty more...

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Aug 5, 2010 1:21 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

BTW Tom

Get your ass back in hell bitch

by Horns130 on Aug 5, 2010 1:20 AM CDT reply actions 8 recs

How long have you been working on that?

by lost in space on Aug 5, 2010 1:21 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

not mine....

dont want to take credit for it, i believe it was pith’s

but it was fucking awesome and needs to be here

by Horns130 on Aug 5, 2010 1:26 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

FUCK TOM HICKS WITH THAT ELEPHANT ELVIS RODE, NO LUBE

by tamalesauce on Aug 5, 2010 1:23 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

That's mine!

Sometimes I press CTRL+F and type in "Josey Wales" just to see if he made a stupid statement.

by Pith on Aug 5, 2010 1:29 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

yeah, i credited you

sorry, wasnt trying to steal it or anything

as i said above, it is fucking awesome and needed to be here

by Horns130 on Aug 5, 2010 1:39 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

<3

Sometimes I press CTRL+F and type in "Josey Wales" just to see if he made a stupid statement.

by Pith on Aug 5, 2010 2:10 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs

So....

LSB meet-up to celebrate Greenberg and Ryan?

Even have someone contract Greenberg to meet us there?

I feel shots all around…

Matt (Denver, CO): Congratulations, I heard you won a gold glove!
Klaw (1:18 PM) : Thanks, I had a great year at the plate!
I think Jason Heyward is ready to be promoted to the AL. He’s mastered the NL - Matthew Carruth

Now Taking Suggestions for New Username

by SCDP on Aug 5, 2010 1:21 AM CDT reply actions 3 recs

Tommorrow is Friday

We must make this happen.

Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chain saw?

by Keynes on Aug 5, 2010 1:21 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

I am leaving on vacation Fri Morn...

Ill have a few in the Bahamas for you guys

JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook

by laxtonto on Aug 5, 2010 1:22 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

Lets do it.

by BClary on Aug 5, 2010 1:22 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

Damn I wish I was in DFW.

I’m not quite crazy enough to take the day off and fly up. But I kinda want to right now.

by Closure GT on Aug 5, 2010 1:22 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

You think you and I could get "recent college grad shots"?

I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called, The Bus That couldn't Slow Down.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!

by Maximilian on Aug 5, 2010 1:22 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

I'm going to need some...

Haven’t celebrated just yet. Sad really

We need some suggestions people!

Matt (Denver, CO): Congratulations, I heard you won a gold glove!
Klaw (1:18 PM) : Thanks, I had a great year at the plate!
I think Jason Heyward is ready to be promoted to the AL. He’s mastered the NL - Matthew Carruth

Now Taking Suggestions for New Username

by SCDP on Aug 5, 2010 1:36 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

You guys set it up.

Get Chuck to join us. Make a fanpost of the time and place and I’ll be there.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Aug 5, 2010 1:24 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

Goddamn I wished I had already moved back to Dallas.

One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....
Defending Big D - Dallas Stars news & analysis; SB Nation Dallas-Fort Worth

by Brandon Worley on Aug 5, 2010 1:22 AM CDT reply actions 3 recs

HAPPY GIF IS HAPPY

I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called, The Bus That couldn't Slow Down.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!

by Maximilian on Aug 5, 2010 1:22 AM CDT reply actions 5 recs

3 cheers to the man with the dough--

Bob simpson. We knew you had billions you sexy little fucker. But we didn’t know ya had such a big dick!!

Jack Daddy

by Jack Daddy on Aug 5, 2010 1:22 AM CDT reply actions 6 recs

This. I love the oil biz!!!

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Aug 5, 2010 1:23 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

Bigger than Chuck's?

by Closure GT on Aug 5, 2010 1:24 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

EFF YES!!

We’re going streaking!!! through the gymnasium!

by jonas m. on Aug 5, 2010 1:22 AM CDT reply actions 3 recs

NOLAN RYAN IS TRENDING

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Aug 5, 2010 1:22 AM CDT reply actions 4 recs

#1!

by TigerPride on Aug 5, 2010 1:25 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

My first GIF coming up

It will be epic

Sometimes I press CTRL+F and type in "Josey Wales" just to see if he made a stupid statement.

by Pith on Aug 5, 2010 1:22 AM CDT reply actions 3 recs

HOLY SHIT

by hornedfrogs45 on Aug 5, 2010 1:25 AM CDT reply actions 5 recs

Wow, that's even bigger than Greenberg's in that first one.

by Closure GT on Aug 5, 2010 1:27 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

and now I've gotta go clean the kitchen.

"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"

by Bob Loblaw on Aug 5, 2010 1:38 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

It’s fun to do green things….

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Aug 5, 2010 1:25 AM CDT reply actions 5 recs

Wow

this is pretty damn awesome….it’s even better that I’ve dug in here and found a group of people as excited about the SUPER DUPER MOTHER FUCKING FIRST PLACE TEXAS MOTHERFUCKING RANGERS OWNED BY GnR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"

by Bob Loblaw on Aug 5, 2010 1:25 AM CDT reply actions 4 recs

Of course

We ain’t got no parking but fuck it, we can ride the bus like the poor folk do!!!

Jack Daddy

by Jack Daddy on Aug 5, 2010 1:25 AM CDT reply actions 3 recs

I'm close to beating the Starcraft 2 campaign

but I can’t concentrate on doing anything other than waking up my roommate with loud music and hitting z.

"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan

by Conjunction on Aug 5, 2010 1:25 AM CDT reply actions 5 recs

I am with you

I couldn’t play all day

by WickKLN on Aug 5, 2010 1:26 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

I've been waiting for this day for soooooo long!!!!!!

I’m going to bed crying tears of joy tonight

"Diving stab by Andrus, gets up, throws.... GOT HIM!!! An unbelievable play! From short left field!"
-Eric Nadel on 5/17/10

by Jason Brynsvold on Aug 5, 2010 1:25 AM CDT reply actions 7 recs

MOTHERFUCKING EIGHT

YOU MIGHT WANT TO CLOSE THIS IF YOU’RE AT WORK also lsb is acting up so this might be showing up twice

by vfn on Aug 5, 2010 1:26 AM CDT reply actions 10 recs

GODDAMN

"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan

by Conjunction on Aug 5, 2010 1:27 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

This thread needs to set a LSB record for comments

Hell, SBN record for comments. Party don’t stop till eight in the mornin!

I had a paper route when I was a kid. I was supposed to go to 2,000 houses. Or two dumpsters.

by TheBZA on Aug 5, 2010 1:26 AM CDT reply actions 4 recs

If we take this bitch above 1000 comments, nobody is going to be able to even open the thread

I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw

by LSJ on Aug 5, 2010 1:30 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

i Love you LSJ

always the down-to-earth one around here. But he’s right…I can barely z through this mf’r

"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"

by Bob Loblaw on Aug 5, 2010 1:31 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

It's a celebration, bitches!

by Closure GT on Aug 5, 2010 1:32 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

Fuck.. yo... couch!!

by lost in space on Aug 5, 2010 1:33 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

I'm seriously hungry as shit for some pancakes right now.

by Closure GT on Aug 5, 2010 1:34 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

Fuck.. yo.. court!!

Boondocks?

by BClary on Aug 5, 2010 1:36 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

welcome to the China Club

"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"

by Bob Loblaw on Aug 5, 2010 1:36 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

What did the five fingers say to the Face?

FUCK YOU TOM HICKS!

by Closure GT on Aug 5, 2010 1:37 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

Well that's not very punny...

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 5, 2010 10:01 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs

how 'bout some fuckin' french toast

"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"

by Bob Loblaw on Aug 5, 2010 1:36 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

Yeah, firefox won't even completely load it to the point where it'll auto-refresh the comments with all the GIFs

And I’m also trying to buffer a movie on DivX in another tab, so I really need to stop loading this page…. BUT I CAN’T!

I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw

by LSJ on Aug 5, 2010 1:34 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

I seriously have no idea what any of those words mean

"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"

by Bob Loblaw on Aug 5, 2010 1:37 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

he's trying to watch porn and but his computer's too slow

to do that and read this at the same time.

by Black Francis on Aug 5, 2010 1:41 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

Who the hell needs porn when TOM HICKS IS NO LONGER THE OWNER OF THE TEXAS RANGERS?

Tell me that’s now the hottest thing you’ve ever seen.

by Closure GT on Aug 5, 2010 1:42 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs

*not, not now

by Closure GT on Aug 5, 2010 1:42 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

Good times!

WOOHOO.

by jerenkrantz on Aug 5, 2010 2:52 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

Shit's slowed up, yo.

One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....
Defending Big D - Dallas Stars news & analysis; SB Nation Dallas-Fort Worth

by Brandon Worley on Aug 5, 2010 1:41 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

Google chrome is holding up for me, and I have 5 tabs open.

by tamalesauce on Aug 5, 2010 1:42 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

Same here tamalesauce

by lost in space on Aug 5, 2010 1:44 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

CHROME!

by BClary on Aug 5, 2010 1:45 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

this

my computer is already having trouble

by Horns130 on Aug 5, 2010 1:40 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

I'

by Josh Lile on Aug 5, 2010 9:17 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

I'm stuggling as is with less than 1000

by Josh Lile on Aug 5, 2010 9:17 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

We're breaking LSB! They should have known it would be getting this much traffic...

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Aug 5, 2010 1:26 AM CDT reply actions 5 recs

We got linked from SBN.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 5, 2010 10:02 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

I love you bastards

"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest." - Khanone

by sbk00 on Aug 5, 2010 1:27 AM CDT reply actions 9 recs

CLAUDIA ES VERY HAPPY

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 5, 2010 1:27 AM CDT reply actions 8 recs

OH YEAH

I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw

by LSJ on Aug 5, 2010 1:30 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

Just because it is one of my all time favorite movies.... and a present...

JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook

by laxtonto on Aug 5, 2010 1:27 AM CDT reply actions 7 recs

ITALIANS FTMFW

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 5, 2010 1:28 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

Who is this woman?

Need to change pants.

by hornedfrogs45 on Aug 5, 2010 1:38 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

There are no pants allowed in this thread!

by Closure GT on Aug 5, 2010 1:38 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

Pants on the ground, pants on the ground looking like a fool with your pants on the ground.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 5, 2010 1:41 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

You're better than this

by lost in space on Aug 5, 2010 1:45 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

HEHZ

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 5, 2010 1:48 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

ES TINE

AND IT SHALL CONTINUE TO BE TINE.
THE FUTURE IS ASSURED, BITCHES.
OH MY GOD FUCK YES.

"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan

by Conjunction on Aug 5, 2010 1:28 AM CDT reply actions 3 recs

I never ever ever EVER EVER NEVER expected this to be the outcome.

yay

by shroomer on Aug 5, 2010 1:29 AM CDT reply actions 3 recs

no one expects the spanish inquisition!

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Aug 5, 2010 6:55 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

Wow!!

Holy crap, it’s over!!! And Greenberg and Ryan win it! And douche-bag Cuban gets thumped!

What day! What a fantastic wonderful day!

by talkingmike on Aug 5, 2010 1:30 AM CDT via mobile reply actions 3 recs

Another Mike!!!!

by lost in space on Aug 5, 2010 1:31 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

man....I just got back from a long-ass conditioning run, but what the hell. Gonna have a beer!

Long live GnR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"

by Bob Loblaw on Aug 5, 2010 1:30 AM CDT reply actions 3 recs

YEA BOY

Elvis Andrus and Derek Holland make me moist!

by Nah ha ha He He on Aug 5, 2010 1:31 AM CDT reply actions 6 recs

DANCING KITTEH!!!!!!

Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.

by Brother_jd on Aug 5, 2010 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

Check what's trending.

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"You know what would be funny? If Michael included:

"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."-cmkelly29 on the night of the Michael Young speech.

by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 5, 2010 1:31 AM CDT reply actions 4 recs

Twitter

Everyone that has a twitter needs to tweet rangers/ nolan all night long

Elvis Andrus and Derek Holland make me moist!

by Nah ha ha He He on Aug 5, 2010 1:32 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

#suckitRangers100

by Closure GT on Aug 5, 2010 1:32 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

#mdunlap1needstoberunover

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"You know what would be funny? If Michael included:

"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."-cmkelly29 on the night of the Michael Young speech.

by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 5, 2010 1:33 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

Hell yes.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 5, 2010 10:03 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs

Too bad this won't stand out, we need a super rec

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 5, 2010 10:13 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs

MOTHERFUCKING NINE

by vfn on Aug 5, 2010 1:32 AM CDT reply actions 7 recs

even foreign movies are making their way into this thread

by jonas m. on Aug 5, 2010 1:38 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

Penelope Cruz's breasts

are incredible… and that Almodovar guy is a pretty good director too.

by vfn on Aug 5, 2010 1:45 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

geez, i can almost see her vagina from here

by kevinkinsler on Aug 5, 2010 8:07 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

Crane and Cuban took Ryan and Greenberg to the cleaners...

and walked away with millions.

by Clueless on Aug 5, 2010 1:34 AM CDT reply actions

Rec every post in this motherfucker...

except this one.

Go die in a fire already, you worthless fuck. You’re a fucking advertisement for abortion.

by vfn on Aug 5, 2010 1:35 AM CDT up reply actions 7 recs

Call it a good mood or whatever...

but I enjoyed this post

by lost in space on Aug 5, 2010 1:47 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

NOBODY GIVES A SHIT

GREENBERG OWNS THE TEAM

by Closure GT on Aug 5, 2010 1:36 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

Clueless.

"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." - Chuck Morgan

by rlb02a on Aug 5, 2010 1:37 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

/Rangers100

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 5, 2010 1:40 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

DON'T REC THIS.

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"You know what would be funny? If Michael included:

"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."-cmkelly29 on the night of the Michael Young speech.

by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 5, 2010 1:38 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

If you don't, it'll just stand out.

I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw

by LSJ on Aug 5, 2010 1:39 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

Flag it?

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 5, 2010 1:40 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

Fuck I almost did

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Aug 5, 2010 7:01 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

Ahahahahaha...

how does my ass taste you moron.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Aug 5, 2010 10:38 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

Took it like a champ

Mark Cuban mcuban

Congrats chuck and nolan. Go Rangers !

Respect coming back…

Matt (Denver, CO): Congratulations, I heard you won a gold glove!
Klaw (1:18 PM) : Thanks, I had a great year at the plate!
I think Jason Heyward is ready to be promoted to the AL. He’s mastered the NL - Matthew Carruth

Now Taking Suggestions for New Username

by SCDP on Aug 5, 2010 1:35 AM CDT reply actions 6 recs

A champ?

Elvis Andrus and Derek Holland make me moist!

by Nah ha ha He He on Aug 5, 2010 1:36 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs

Damn, that's a good whore right there.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Aug 5, 2010 1:38 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

Looks like she could take Greenberg....

Right Mrs. Nolan Ryan?

Matt (Denver, CO): Congratulations, I heard you won a gold glove!
Klaw (1:18 PM) : Thanks, I had a great year at the plate!
I think Jason Heyward is ready to be promoted to the AL. He’s mastered the NL - Matthew Carruth

Now Taking Suggestions for New Username

by SCDP on Aug 5, 2010 1:40 AM CDT up reply actions 7 recs

THAT

That is what I thought when I put it up! That is either sad or hilarious!

Elvis Andrus and Derek Holland make me moist!

by Nah ha ha He He on Aug 5, 2010 1:43 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

Damn, you go to a doctor and he'll charge you a ton of money to do that.

by Closure GT on Aug 5, 2010 1:39 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

I'm excited to practice

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 5, 2010 10:04 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs

if that were a real dong

the stomach acid would burn the tip of the wang…especially if it got in the wang-hole.

/realist

"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"

by Bob Loblaw on Aug 5, 2010 2:04 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

I dont think stomach acid is as toxic as you think it is

"I think that Rangers is good team." ~ South Korean Ranger Nation

by hubcityraider on Aug 5, 2010 2:09 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

pH of about 2.0 usually.

It’s not immediately corrosive, but you shouldn’t let it dangle in there…

A new PITCHf/x chart - TexasLeaguers.com • PITCHf/x Database

by NoNameOnCard on Aug 5, 2010 2:10 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

I'm pretty sure it would hurt like hell if you got some in your dickhole

"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"

by Bob Loblaw on Aug 5, 2010 2:11 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

What about acids and enzymes made to break down proteins...

…suggests that would be fun?

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 5, 2010 10:05 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs

Nah

I was a big Cuban fan, but he played this.
It increases the value of the debt he purchased and made things more difficult for RBE.
This was purely selfish.

"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan

by Conjunction on Aug 5, 2010 1:37 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

agreed

not a sore loser. at least in baseball.

"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"

by Bob Loblaw on Aug 5, 2010 1:37 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

Yup

As did Crane.

"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.

Then he grounded out weakly to second.

by WyoRanger on Aug 5, 2010 1:38 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

I'm Out! Just like C and C.

Enjoy tonight. See ya’ll in the morning.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Aug 5, 2010 1:36 AM CDT reply actions 3 recs

GUYS

WER IS ALL THESE POSTINGS COMING FROM? NOBODY OBSESSES ABOUT THE RANGERS!

"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan

by Conjunction on Aug 5, 2010 1:37 AM CDT reply actions 3 recs

a parting gif for you guys....

JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook

by laxtonto on Aug 5, 2010 1:38 AM CDT reply actions 4 recs

Legal?

NO WAY!

Elvis Andrus and Derek Holland make me moist!

by Nah ha ha He He on Aug 5, 2010 1:39 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

Psssh.

Who cares? Look at that rack!

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Aug 5, 2010 1:40 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

YES

I KNOW! RIGHT!

Elvis Andrus and Derek Holland make me moist!

by Nah ha ha He He on Aug 5, 2010 1:42 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

uh oh

"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"

by Bob Loblaw on Aug 5, 2010 1:54 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

OH YEAH FUCK THE ANGELS TOO

And the Mariners and the A’s and whoever the Rangers face in the playoffs but we’ll get to that later

by Black Francis on Aug 5, 2010 1:38 AM CDT reply actions 3 recs

AND MOTHERFUCKING TEN

And it’s almost 4 AM, I have to be up for work tomorrow, and I’m out for the night!

by vfn on Aug 5, 2010 1:38 AM CDT reply actions 6 recs

Almost 4 am?

Where do you work? In my Nova Scotia?

One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....
Defending Big D - Dallas Stars news & analysis; SB Nation Dallas-Fort Worth

by Brandon Worley on Aug 5, 2010 1:40 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

Buenos Aires man.

Buenos fucking Aires

by vfn on Aug 5, 2010 1:42 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

Ok ...

I had it about right. Just wrong continent, lol.

One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....
Defending Big D - Dallas Stars news & analysis; SB Nation Dallas-Fort Worth

by Brandon Worley on Aug 5, 2010 1:44 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

Whose ass is that?

by studcrackers on Aug 5, 2010 5:00 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

Does it matter?

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 5, 2010 10:16 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs

Whoa whoa...

I didn’t realize this gif was already in here. Weird.

by cmkelly29 on Aug 5, 2010 9:37 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

Duplicity is allowed here

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 5, 2010 10:17 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

You guys have broken SB Nation and LSB.

It won’t work right.

WHO CARES!!!!!!!!

One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....
Defending Big D - Dallas Stars news & analysis; SB Nation Dallas-Fort Worth

by Brandon Worley on Aug 5, 2010 1:40 AM CDT reply actions 6 recs

YAY!

"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan

by Conjunction on Aug 5, 2010 1:40 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

by Closure GT on Aug 5, 2010 1:40 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

Nobody obsesses about the Rangers!

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Aug 5, 2010 1:41 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

Tear it down.

WE RIOT!

Elvis Andrus and Derek Holland make me moist!

by Nah ha ha He He on Aug 5, 2010 1:41 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

WE DON'T NEED NO WATER LET THE MOTHERFUCKER BURN

by Closure GT on Aug 5, 2010 1:44 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

THE ROOF THE ROOF

THE ROOF IS ON FIRE!

Elvis Andrus and Derek Holland make me moist!

by Nah ha ha He He on Aug 5, 2010 1:45 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

I ALREADY TOOK OFF ALL MY CLOTHES!

SHOULD I PUT THEM BACK ON BEFORE RUNNING OUTSIDE?!?

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 5, 2010 10:08 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

HAHHAHAA

I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw

by LSJ on Aug 5, 2010 1:43 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

Time to celebrate

GIFSoup

Throw strikes but don't givr them anything good to hit

by chemx80 on Aug 5, 2010 1:40 AM CDT reply actions 5 recs

watch the cork speed up

by lost in space on Aug 5, 2010 1:49 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs

And you know who's the most happy about all this???

Mark McLemore…

I finally get paid, bitches!!!!

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Aug 5, 2010 1:41 AM CDT reply actions 3 recs

Mickey Tettleton too!

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 5, 2010 1:42 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

Alright guys, I'm out.

Got to be if I want any chance at watching Prince Caspian tonight.

I love you all, you crazy bastards. Even you Josey.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw

by LSJ on Aug 5, 2010 1:42 AM CDT reply actions 3 recs

Right back at you champ!

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 5, 2010 1:42 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

Porn buffer finally loaded...

enjoy lsJ

by lost in space on Aug 5, 2010 1:49 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

LS handJ

"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"

by Bob Loblaw on Aug 5, 2010 1:55 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs

Well played, Mauer.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 5, 2010 10:08 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

5 years from now

when Yankees/Sox/Angels fans wonder where in the fuck the Rangers dynasty got started…….

……we shall point to this day.

by behindthebag on Aug 5, 2010 1:42 AM CDT reply actions 4 recs

God that would be fucking awesome

by Turp63 on Aug 5, 2010 2:29 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

I almost fell out my chair laughing...

kateheyden Sooo happy with this outcome!! Nolan Ryan owns the Mavs!!!

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"You know what would be funny? If Michael included:

"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."-cmkelly29 on the night of the Michael Young speech.

by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 5, 2010 1:42 AM CDT reply actions 4 recs

ROFL

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Aug 5, 2010 1:44 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHH

I FEEL LIKE A 21ST BIRTHDAY WRAPPED IN A BOX OF FIREWORKS, SLATHERED IN A SAUCE OF ORGASMS, NESTLED IN A FLAWLESS VICTORY.

by dolphinpuncher on Aug 5, 2010 1:43 AM CDT via mobile reply actions 3 recs

ESPN

Said MLB president Bob DuPuy: “I’m very pleased, and I look forward to Chuck Greenberg and Nolan Ryan leading the team for many years to come.”

"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." - Chuck Morgan

by rlb02a on Aug 5, 2010 1:43 AM CDT reply actions 3 recs

MY FIRST GIF!

Sometimes I press CTRL+F and type in "Josey Wales" just to see if he made a stupid statement.

by Pith on Aug 5, 2010 1:45 AM CDT reply actions 11 recs

NICE

I don’t hate CUBES though.

Elvis Andrus and Derek Holland make me moist!

by Nah ha ha He He on Aug 5, 2010 1:46 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

Right in his mouth, better if it were Hick's face

by tamalesauce on Aug 5, 2010 1:46 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

This one's an even better candidate for an "Oh. Hi, Mark." caption.

by Closure GT on Aug 5, 2010 1:46 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

make hicks the catcher and greeny the ump

and you’ll have legendary status obtained.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Aug 5, 2010 1:52 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs

Hahahahaha...greatness

"The mystery of the beginning of all things is insoluble by us; and I for one must be content to remain an agnostic" - Charles Darwin, you know who he is...

by 8legs2fangs on Aug 5, 2010 7:34 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

It's decided

I’m taking off work tomorrow. I’m not going to sleep tonight… play loud music and do pushups until I crash. Also, I’m gonna hit the z button a lot.

"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan

by Conjunction on Aug 5, 2010 1:45 AM CDT reply actions 3 recs

I sometimes hit my z button 3-4 times a day...

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Aug 5, 2010 1:46 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

considering the same

instead I’ll likely just zombie it for a few hours after I get in late and then come home early.

"I think that Rangers is good team." ~ South Korean Ranger Nation

by hubcityraider on Aug 5, 2010 1:47 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

Ya.

I worked a bit extra earlier this week, so I can show up late tomorrow. That worked out perfectly!

by Closure GT on Aug 5, 2010 1:48 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

Play Phil Collins all night

by lost in space on Aug 5, 2010 1:51 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

Or DMX's version of Phil Collins.

Oh yeah…

by Closure GT on Aug 5, 2010 1:52 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

I'm still confused as to what exactly X is going to give to you.

But I can’t help but be excited…

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 5, 2010 10:10 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

There's a track on his first CD with a ton of samples from In The Air Tonight,

it’s… something… heh. I was a big fan when I was 15!

by Closure GT on Aug 5, 2010 10:19 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs

Hmm

I’m playing all the 5-star stuff on my itunes playlist. So far I’ve heard Stairway to Heaven, Satisfaction, and Layla. Comfortably Numb is next.

"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan

by Conjunction on Aug 5, 2010 1:52 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

I just watched American Psycho a few nights ago

and thought how incredibly terrible that would be.

Confirmation Hearing with Judge Lynn in less than 24 hours!!!!

by lost in space on Aug 5, 2010 1:55 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

Aqualung up next

the song, not the band.
I’m happy. Oh so happy.

"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan

by Conjunction on Aug 5, 2010 1:59 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

Yeah...from the other side, very tireds.

Needs. Moar. Coffee.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 5, 2010 10:14 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

it's really fukkin over

"I think that Rangers is good team." ~ South Korean Ranger Nation

by hubcityraider on Aug 5, 2010 1:45 AM CDT reply actions 3 recs

Now the fun begins.....

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Aug 5, 2010 1:46 AM CDT reply actions 5 recs

Let's keep this thread going until then.

by Closure GT on Aug 5, 2010 1:49 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

that's a tall order, man.

I need sleep after today’s events. I’m gonna kill one last vodka & 7 and roll along as long as I can.

We’ll see.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Aug 5, 2010 1:53 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

Damn it

I can’t afford any drinks right now and all my Ranger fan friends are asleep. They’re horrible friends.
I’d host LSB Radio right now, but It’d just be me screaming a lot.

"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan

by Conjunction on Aug 5, 2010 1:54 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

I'd call in and scream.

by Closure GT on Aug 5, 2010 1:55 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

dude, if you wanted to pull an LSBR "after hours"

I’d rock that double time tonight!!!!

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Aug 5, 2010 1:56 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

What the Hell?

No one wanted to see Gina’s reaction to the Greenberg win?

Matt (Denver, CO): Congratulations, I heard you won a gold glove!
Klaw (1:18 PM) : Thanks, I had a great year at the plate!
I think Jason Heyward is ready to be promoted to the AL. He’s mastered the NL - Matthew Carruth

Now Taking Suggestions for New Username

by SCDP on Aug 5, 2010 1:47 AM CDT reply actions 5 recs

This is unfair.

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by NoNameOnCard on Aug 5, 2010 1:49 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

Pushed me over the top

"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan

by Conjunction on Aug 5, 2010 1:50 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs

I WAS HERE

by bliztix on Aug 5, 2010 1:47 AM CDT reply actions 4 recs

VENI

by Closure GT on Aug 5, 2010 1:49 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs

VIDI

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Aug 5, 2010 1:49 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs

VICCI!

"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." - Chuck Morgan

by rlb02a on Aug 5, 2010 1:50 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs

We came, we saw, we kicked it's ass!!!!

/Venkman

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Aug 5, 2010 1:54 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

PS: anyone know Latin?

Does this literally translate to “I came” when used alone?

by Closure GT on Aug 5, 2010 1:51 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs

The word "to come" in Spanish means the same.

I would expect the original Latin to behave similarly.

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by NoNameOnCard on Aug 5, 2010 1:53 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

the v makes it plural in latin if memory serves correct.

veni vidi vicci actually translates to

we came
we saw
we conquered

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Aug 5, 2010 1:55 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

Well I'm pretty sure it's still true, then.

by Closure GT on Aug 5, 2010 1:56 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs

We came, we saw, we conquered is

venimus, vidimus, vicimus

And yes it’s supposed to be only 1 c in vici.

by Requiem on Aug 5, 2010 2:03 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs

Yes

Venio, venire, veni (past tense), venitus?

4th declension I believe.

by Requiem on Aug 5, 2010 2:01 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

Bleh

4th conjugation, not declension.

And it’s ventus.

by Requiem on Aug 5, 2010 2:02 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

You know.

This is one of those epic LSB nights right? I have not been around long enough to know but this has to be one of the top LSB moments!

Elvis Andrus and Derek Holland make me moist!

by Nah ha ha He He on Aug 5, 2010 1:49 AM CDT reply actions 4 recs

This is a night that will live in motherfucking infamy forever

AND YOU WILL TELL YOUR GRANDCHILDREN OF THE NIGHT WHEN THE GODDAMN GREENBERG AND KING NOLAN CAME OUT VICTORIOUS, AND THE FACE AND THE MURPH HIT HOME RUNS TO LEAD THE TEAM TO VICTORY.

THIS IS MADNESS!

by vfn on Aug 5, 2010 1:51 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Aug 5, 2010 1:52 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

TONIGHT WE DINE IN ARLINGTON

by Closure GT on Aug 5, 2010 1:52 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

The elusive Green Thread.

Enjoy, they don’t happen often. Only on very special occasions!

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Aug 5, 2010 1:51 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

This is my parting gift.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 5, 2010 1:51 AM CDT reply actions 9 recs

need to put in the Texas Oilmen in the background somewhere....

JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook

by laxtonto on Aug 5, 2010 1:53 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

i cant do this right now

i went to the bar drinkin my sorrows away and i come home to this? this this this this this this kitchens cleanings YES!!!!

Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules

by AndrusImpersonator on Aug 5, 2010 2:43 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

regifter

Check out my webcomic - Fanatics

by DShep on Aug 5, 2010 3:14 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs

I can't believe it wasn't posted until I did.

This is still one of your best.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 5, 2010 10:18 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs

I can't see straight.

I can’t even focus right now, everything is a blur no matter what I do. I’m a bit dizzy.

I’m thiking that’s not a good thing.

WHO CARES!!!!! P{ARTY BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....
Defending Big D - Dallas Stars news & analysis; SB Nation Dallas-Fort Worth

by Brandon Worley on Aug 5, 2010 1:51 AM CDT reply actions 5 recs

PARTY

WITH BITCHES!

"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan

by Conjunction on Aug 5, 2010 1:53 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

So how much did the creditors and Hicks increase their overall take off of this pissing contest?

Oh say does that flag banner wave / Over a-a-all that's free / And the home of the land / And the land of the - FREE!

by enrico pallazzo on Aug 5, 2010 1:53 AM CDT reply actions 4 recs

Ok for real this time.

Sleep. Later you crazy bastards.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Aug 5, 2010 1:53 AM CDT reply actions 4 recs

I want something to add to this thread.

It’s so legendary. So happy. And yet I’m so in awe of the moment I have nothing to contribute.

The only thing is that I love the Texas Rangers.

by philkid3 on Aug 5, 2010 1:53 AM CDT reply actions 5 recs

go write I LOVE TEXAS RANGERS on a neighbor's car

by jonas m. on Aug 5, 2010 1:54 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs

Succint is good

I posted one word on Chuck’s wall: Hallelujah.

"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan

by Conjunction on Aug 5, 2010 1:55 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

Succint sucks when there's WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Closure GT on Aug 5, 2010 1:55 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs

You could chart your happiness?

I except asymptotes.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 5, 2010 10:13 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

Expect even...

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 5, 2010 10:14 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

I'm done too.

This was so fun. I don’t post every night but this was just FUCKING EPIC. Sure glad a I CAME and posted tonight.

Elvis Andrus and Derek Holland make me moist!

by Nah ha ha He He on Aug 5, 2010 1:54 AM CDT reply actions 4 recs

if this is breaking LSB, what the hell is gonna happen when we win the World Series?

"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"

by Bob Loblaw on Aug 5, 2010 1:56 AM CDT reply actions 4 recs

WE WILL BREAK THE INTERNET

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 5, 2010 1:57 AM CDT up reply actions 6 recs

Seriously

What 4chan does to sites… that’s small potatoes.

"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan

by Conjunction on Aug 5, 2010 1:58 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

is 4Chan like a DOS Attack?

"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"

by Bob Loblaw on Aug 5, 2010 2:01 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs

yes

"I think that Rangers is good team." ~ South Korean Ranger Nation

by hubcityraider on Aug 5, 2010 2:03 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs

IT'S A PARTY IN THE LSB

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 5, 2010 1:56 AM CDT reply actions 5 recs

I'm uploading video of the press conference it's at 25%

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Aug 5, 2010 1:57 AM CDT reply actions 5 recs

I'm surprised this thread is only around 640 comments.

It feels like 2000 comments of awesomeness.

by Closure GT on Aug 5, 2010 1:57 AM CDT reply actions 4 recs

My job will appreciate this is over.

I wasn’t very valuable as an employee today.

by lost in space on Aug 5, 2010 2:02 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

First time going from a low to a high quite like this...

…and I’ve been a fan since I was 5 years old, laying awake in bed at night with my radio barely on so my parents couldn’t hear it, listening to Mark Holtz and Eric Nadel call the games. The good years, the bad years (so many of them). Nolan Ryan’s first coming was the best thing that had ever happened to this franchise up to that point, and his return came just as things were really getting on track (JD deserves a ton of credit, of course).

I’ll admit. I was terrified Cuban and Crane would win and MLB would reject them and everything JD and Nolan had built would be torn down. I was depressed as hell when Cuban raised the bid.

And then, Greenberg came back. There was hope. The Young grand slam, at that moment, and I started to think maybe it could really happen.

And finally, the answer I’d been hoping for but didn’t dare to really believe.

From such a low to such a high. No way I’m going to sleep tonight. But I don’t care. I’m ecstatic.

Go Rangers!

by Stormwalker on Aug 5, 2010 1:57 AM CDT reply actions 10 recs

Welcome aboard...

you just described my entire autobiography

by lost in space on Aug 5, 2010 1:59 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

Thanks

Been lurking for a while, but tonight seemed like the right time to finally speak up.

by Stormwalker on Aug 5, 2010 2:04 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

rec it.

"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan

by Conjunction on Aug 5, 2010 2:00 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

The Young GS was the Rangers saying F You Cuban.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 5, 2010 2:13 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

But this is kind of how I feel.

by philkid3 on Aug 5, 2010 1:58 AM CDT reply actions 6 recs

Is that supposed to move?

Ok, we’re now definitely past the GIF event horizon for my computer.

by Closure GT on Aug 5, 2010 1:58 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

it's moving alright

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Aug 5, 2010 1:59 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

You may have hit "ESC"

In some browsers, that stops animated images.

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by NoNameOnCard on Aug 5, 2010 1:59 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

Oh, there it goes.

by Closure GT on Aug 5, 2010 1:59 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

If this thing gets done....

maybe we can still sign a few extra draft picks and gun for Esteilon Peguero….

JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook

by laxtonto on Aug 5, 2010 1:58 AM CDT reply actions 5 recs

I just came again

"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan

by Conjunction on Aug 5, 2010 1:59 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs

I was thinking about that...

…think there’s enough time?

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 5, 2010 10:15 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

LUKE JACKSON TIME

"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." - Chuck Morgan

by rlb02a on Aug 5, 2010 1:59 AM CDT reply actions 4 recs

Did I mention that

I even stopped by the courthouse after work?

Saw Cubes briefly. Sat 3 rows right behind Nolan. Watched him talk to Emily Jones for a while. Came home, enjoyed the epicness that transpired and the Rangers won.

A good day.

"I think that Rangers is good team." ~ South Korean Ranger Nation

by hubcityraider on Aug 5, 2010 1:59 AM CDT reply actions 4 recs

espn sports nation poll: 54% feel Rangers are in better hands with Nolan Ryan

and I think it’s telling that 63% in Texas also favor Nolan Ryan.

by jonas m. on Aug 5, 2010 1:59 AM CDT reply actions 4 recs

interesting

If I didn’t know what I know then I would say Cubes for sure. But I know how damn messy this shit would have been for the next period of infinity of C/C had won. Primarily it would have killed our offseason right at the time we’re most primed to make a couple big moves.

It would have sucked.

"I think that Rangers is good team." ~ South Korean Ranger Nation

by hubcityraider on Aug 5, 2010 2:06 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

bedtime

Better be >1000 posts in the morning

"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." - Chuck Morgan

by rlb02a on Aug 5, 2010 2:00 AM CDT reply actions 5 recs

Pshhhh

lightweight. There is no bedtime.

"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan

by Conjunction on Aug 5, 2010 2:01 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs

Never

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Aug 5, 2010 2:01 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs

done. SBN will be shut down

"I think that Rangers is good team." ~ South Korean Ranger Nation

by hubcityraider on Aug 5, 2010 2:01 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs

Fushigi

by lost in space on Aug 5, 2010 2:03 AM CDT reply actions 5 recs

Gob stole my segway.

by philkid3 on Aug 5, 2010 2:03 AM CDT reply actions 6 recs

So bright and vivid

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Aug 5, 2010 2:04 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

Tuesday's game

The first pitch has to be thrown by Chuck and Nolan, right?

by nrrh on Aug 5, 2010 2:05 AM CDT via mobile reply actions 7 recs

YES

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 5, 2010 2:05 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

oh my word

the stadium would erupt

"Diving stab by Andrus, gets up, throws.... GOT HIM!!! An unbelievable play! From short left field!"
-Eric Nadel on 5/17/10

by Jason Brynsvold on Aug 5, 2010 2:05 AM CDT up reply actions 6 recs

It would make Jerry World crumble to the ground.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 5, 2010 2:10 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

MANY

I wonder what the world record for kitchen cleanings in a major league stadium is? 45,000 people cleaning there kitchens at the same time. EPIC!

Elvis Andrus and Derek Holland make me moist!

by Nah ha ha He He on Aug 5, 2010 2:11 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

That's kind of sick to think about honestly heh

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 5, 2010 2:11 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

did they finish?

good god man! there are some things you just don’t talk about!

by jonas m. on Aug 5, 2010 2:12 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

I NO

I know it was just a thought in my warped sleep deprived mind.

Elvis Andrus and Derek Holland make me moist!

by Nah ha ha He He on Aug 5, 2010 2:13 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

This news deserves a new....

Photoshop image!

by Requiem on Aug 5, 2010 2:05 AM CDT reply actions 14 recs

This

Is awesome!

by BClary on Aug 5, 2010 2:06 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

he looks so beaten by having to do that pose for the 10,000,000th time

"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"

by Bob Loblaw on Aug 5, 2010 2:06 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

Looks like Tom needs a pocket protector

by lost in space on Aug 5, 2010 2:10 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

The original person in that photo

is my father. Wasn’t expecting to see that on here. Haha.

http://rangers.scout.com

by JasonCole on Aug 5, 2010 2:13 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

Seriously that's pretty cool

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 5, 2010 2:14 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

Hmmmm

I think I vaguely recall someone posting that your dad posed for that picture.

It basically turned out those were the 1st 2 pictures I got when I googled images for “tom hicks nolan ryan,” and the size and angle seemed about the right, so I decided to try a little photoshopping :).

by Requiem on Aug 5, 2010 2:22 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

Ha!

I had no idea that picture was even still online. Just saw the blog it was posted on.

http://rangers.scout.com

by JasonCole on Aug 5, 2010 2:44 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

Whoah.

by philkid3 on Aug 5, 2010 2:25 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

Super Happy Funtime

by lamron on Aug 5, 2010 2:06 AM CDT reply actions 5 recs

Nice

Asian Persuasion sp?

Elvis Andrus and Derek Holland make me moist!

by Nah ha ha He He on Aug 5, 2010 2:19 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

pow pow pow

pow pow pow pow pow pow pow

by BClary on Aug 5, 2010 2:45 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

Goodnight, you princes of baseball....you kings of Rangers fandom

We’re no longer orphans.

"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.

Then he grounded out weakly to second.

by WyoRanger on Aug 5, 2010 2:09 AM CDT reply actions 5 recs

Baseball Tonight is talking about the Rangers right now.

With Kaplan saying we won’t know anytime soon.

God, that’s embarrassing for you, World Wide Leader.

by philkid3 on Aug 5, 2010 2:09 AM CDT reply actions 4 recs

morans

"I think that Rangers is good team." ~ South Korean Ranger Nation

by hubcityraider on Aug 5, 2010 2:10 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

espn sportscasters is ideots

by jonas m. on Aug 5, 2010 2:10 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs

ECB

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 5, 2010 2:11 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

HAHAHAHA

What?

"There's really no way of knowing... Sometimes when I see their big eyes looking up from my lap I think, that's definitely a homeless guy in a fur coat." Betty White on SNL

by Pocket Ninja on Aug 5, 2010 2:44 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

LOUD NOISES!

by BClary on Aug 5, 2010 2:12 AM CDT reply actions 3 recs

Dobrow finally starting to jump on the bandwagon....

Sort of….

Now that the Rangers have claimed their first division title since 1999, they can turn their attention to more important matters, like paying the cable bill! And how about that Cliff Lee, who puts the “Cy” in “bankruptcy”! Thanks folks, we’ll be here all night … Smart move, stashing Ian Kinsler on the DL with an ouchie of a decidedly minor variety. This is what you do when you have a big honking lead: Focus on the bigger picture.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Aug 5, 2010 2:13 AM CDT reply actions 4 recs

Going to the game at Safeco tomorrow.

If you see a jackass in a sleeveless T and a ratty ass Ranger hat up in the HIt it here cafe, that will be me plastered.

by Turp63 on Aug 5, 2010 2:14 AM CDT reply actions 5 recs

Make us proud!

by BClary on Aug 5, 2010 2:15 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

I shall do my worst, err best.

by Turp63 on Aug 5, 2010 2:16 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

Celebrating Tom motherfucking Hicks being shown the fucking door.

by Turp63 on Aug 5, 2010 2:15 AM CDT reply actions 3 recs

Obviously good

because I don’t want to risk the drama of Cuban/Crane approval or risk a wasted offseason we need to use…..

But I hope the extra money it took (i assume it did.. I’m lost on all the exactt values) on the bid and the long effort won’t stop them from being able to spend too much on players this offseason.

Now to read 1000 posts.

Check out my webcomic - Fanatics

by DShep on Aug 5, 2010 2:17 AM CDT reply actions 3 recs

go to Auction threads 3, 11, and 12.

Win the internets.

"I think that Rangers is good team." ~ South Korean Ranger Nation

by hubcityraider on Aug 5, 2010 2:28 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

that would be 10,000 posts

i just need the tail end of the last one and this

Check out my webcomic - Fanatics

by DShep on Aug 5, 2010 2:28 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

only like 800 each. worth it

"I think that Rangers is good team." ~ South Korean Ranger Nation

by hubcityraider on Aug 5, 2010 2:29 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

I am so glad this turned out the way it did.

Here’s hoping that Greenberg is our Moses.

by jwiscarson on Aug 5, 2010 2:19 AM CDT reply actions 3 recs

You want him to lead us across the Red Sea?

by BClary on Aug 5, 2010 2:20 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

why not?

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Aug 5, 2010 2:21 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

They still wandered the desert for a few decades

I was kinda hoping for results a little bit sooner.

Although I’m always up for a party with a golden calf.

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:) - Obligatory smiley showing I don't mean whatever mean
spiritedness is likely contained in the preceding post

by jtts on Aug 5, 2010 2:25 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

hahahaha

Who can deny a party with a golden calf?..

by BClary on Aug 5, 2010 2:27 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

He'll let everyone know what fear is...

Matt (Denver, CO): Congratulations, I heard you won a gold glove!
Klaw (1:18 PM) : Thanks, I had a great year at the plate!
I think Jason Heyward is ready to be promoted to the AL. He’s mastered the NL - Matthew Carruth

Now Taking Suggestions for New Username

by SCDP on Aug 5, 2010 9:37 AM CDT up reply actions 7 recs

Dirkatron?

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 5, 2010 10:18 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs

Good point.

by BClary on Aug 5, 2010 2:23 AM CDT reply actions 3 recs

reply fail

by BClary on Aug 5, 2010 2:24 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

reply fails are reply wins in this thread

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Aug 5, 2010 2:24 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

sweetness

by BClary on Aug 5, 2010 2:25 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

One last parting shot for the night....

Katy Perry FTMFW!!!!

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Aug 5, 2010 2:26 AM CDT reply actions 4 recs

um, hello?

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Aug 5, 2010 2:27 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs

fuck it.

I’m going to bed.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Aug 5, 2010 2:28 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

I feel

we are slowing down for the night?

by BClary on Aug 5, 2010 2:28 AM CDT reply actions 4 recs

pansies

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

http://www.lonestarball.com/2010/8/5/1606412/ryan-greenberg-press-conference

by iorange555 on Aug 5, 2010 2:31 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

im here

for the long haul

by BClary on Aug 5, 2010 2:31 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

Me as well.

by ftwdrummer on Aug 5, 2010 2:37 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

I heard the news and all my "Ranger" friends were sound asleep

I immediately came here. Time to party!

by BClary on Aug 5, 2010 2:39 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

Was sitting up with my folks, keeping them posted on it.

And then called my little sister in to share in the good news.

Yay home for summer?

by ftwdrummer on Aug 5, 2010 2:39 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

The summer is boring

I cant wait until October

by BClary on Aug 5, 2010 2:41 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

Right there with ya.

by ftwdrummer on Aug 5, 2010 2:41 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

You go to many games?

by BClary on Aug 5, 2010 2:42 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

Alas, no.

Poor college student (hence the at home for summer).

Coming up from school for a game in the Oakland series, though. Girlfriend (Mets fan) was curious to know what the Ballpark was like.

You?

by ftwdrummer on Aug 5, 2010 2:46 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

I try and catch about 12 a season.

More this season obviously. Where do you go to school?

by BClary on Aug 5, 2010 2:49 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

Rice. In Houston.

by ftwdrummer on Aug 5, 2010 2:52 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

Nice

You guys had the Major for a while. And a solid baseball program.

by BClary on Aug 5, 2010 2:54 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

Still do, on baseball.

It’s convenient, being able to walk across campus to get to the best baseball team in Houston.

by ftwdrummer on Aug 5, 2010 3:05 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

That's awesome.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 5, 2010 10:19 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

And..

Let her know TBIA is not air conditioned! You bastards in Houston are spoiled.

by BClary on Aug 5, 2010 2:55 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

She's from upstate New York (Mets fan).

She’s prepped.

by ftwdrummer on Aug 5, 2010 3:06 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

Well....

She should be prepped. I assume you grew up in Ft. Worth?

by BClary on Aug 5, 2010 3:07 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

Yep.

by ftwdrummer on Aug 5, 2010 3:33 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

From LoL

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 5, 2010 2:30 AM CDT reply actions 5 recs

uh uh....

just logged in…is it true??

weeping…..

Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules

by AndrusImpersonator on Aug 5, 2010 2:37 AM CDT reply actions 5 recs

that it is

by BClary on Aug 5, 2010 2:37 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

Yep.

Press conference and everything.

Help turn it green?

by ftwdrummer on Aug 5, 2010 2:38 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

no no

i am literally crying and jumping

Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules

by AndrusImpersonator on Aug 5, 2010 2:38 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs

My reaction exactly

then i realized I was alone in my living room. so i came here for company.

by BClary on Aug 5, 2010 2:39 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs

is it true?

Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules

by AndrusImpersonator on Aug 5, 2010 2:39 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs

Yes.

by ftwdrummer on Aug 5, 2010 2:39 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs

The nightmare is over

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 5, 2010 2:46 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

i love all of you

Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules

by AndrusImpersonator on Aug 5, 2010 2:50 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

HOOORAY RESPONSIBILITY

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM

by RangersSD on Aug 5, 2010 10:19 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

Video of Press Conference.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Aug 5, 2010 2:46 AM CDT reply actions 6 recs

i still dont believe it

orange….i havnt gotten teary eyed in a while…tell me its so

Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules

by AndrusImpersonator on Aug 5, 2010 2:49 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs

ITS TRUE

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Aug 5, 2010 2:51 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs

tell me one more time

Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules

by AndrusImpersonator on Aug 5, 2010 2:52 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs

ITS TRUE

The Rodent is OUT!

by BClary on Aug 5, 2010 2:52 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

i think i pissed off a friend

by gloating too much about GnR’s victory when he was hoping for Cuban. He expected Cuban to be Steinbrenner Jr.

by jonas m. on Aug 5, 2010 2:48 AM CDT reply actions 3 recs

A friend of Cuban

really isn’t a friend at all.

by BClary on Aug 5, 2010 2:50 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

THIS WHOLE BOARD IS FUCKING GREEN!!!!

Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules

by AndrusImpersonator on Aug 5, 2010 2:55 AM CDT reply actions 4 recs

I NEED MORE GREENMAN!!!

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by bliztix on Aug 5, 2010 2:55 AM CDT reply actions 6 recs

YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Replace Jim Knox

by benjihana on Aug 5, 2010 2:59 AM CDT reply actions 5 recs

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by BClary on Aug 5, 2010 3:00 AM CDT reply actions 4 recs

again

I would hate to cry for no reason….my gf thinks im drunk….someone tell me this it true!!!

Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules

by AndrusImpersonator on Aug 5, 2010 3:04 AM CDT reply actions 5 recs

it's true...

our long nightmare is coming to a close.

by jerenkrantz on Aug 5, 2010 3:06 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

The nightmare where we never win a World Series?

Yup.

by philkid3 on Aug 5, 2010 3:09 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

Its true.

Cry your eyes out.

Admit your drunk.

Fuck your girlfriend.

Repeat.

by BClary on Aug 5, 2010 3:06 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

Drunk sex is awful.

Not that I’d know or anything.

by philkid3 on Aug 5, 2010 3:09 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

hey phil

this is a healing thread…let it out man

Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules

by AndrusImpersonator on Aug 5, 2010 3:15 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

I'm just saying it's awful.

I know this from. . . magic. . .

by philkid3 on Aug 5, 2010 3:48 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

Disagree.

Unless someone throws up. Then I’d imagine it would suck.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 5, 2010 10:23 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs

Oh and...

Fuck A-Rod and his 600!

by BClary on Aug 5, 2010 3:09 AM CDT reply actions 4 recs

nah

by philkid3 on Aug 5, 2010 3:09 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs

Yup

If for nothing else I was tired of seeing him on Sports Center.

by BClary on Aug 5, 2010 3:11 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

And for that matter...

Brett Favre needs to be thrown in there as well.

by BClary on Aug 5, 2010 3:12 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

Simple solution:

Don’t watch SportsCenter.

I don’t.

by philkid3 on Aug 5, 2010 3:49 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs

I wish I could rec this multiple times

There's one word that describes baseball - `You never know.' - Joaquin Andujar

by jbooth17 on Aug 5, 2010 4:33 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

WOW

Epic thread, 1st place team, owned by Nolan Ryan, good day to be a Ranger fan. I don’t think I’ll be sleeping tonight.

by Sky Hook on Aug 5, 2010 3:10 AM CDT reply actions 4 recs

woo hoo....belladonna says "power gap"

Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules

by AndrusImpersonator on Aug 5, 2010 3:11 AM CDT reply actions 5 recs

btw

fuck yo sizing..its a celebration bitch

Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules

by AndrusImpersonator on Aug 5, 2010 3:13 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

The gap in her teeth?

Or her breastesess?

by BClary on Aug 5, 2010 3:13 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

two other gaps

Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules

by AndrusImpersonator on Aug 5, 2010 3:14 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

I was talking about

visible gaps

by BClary on Aug 5, 2010 3:15 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

so i went on

to an open mic for the 1st time tonight. it seemed to go prety well even though there were probably 12 people max still in the room when i went on. but i talked with the headliner tomorrow for probably an hour total (ryan stout, who not only is incredibly nice but is funny as hell in a very preverse way) and he seemed to enjoy what i had to say

i was halfway following this game then i got home and much to my surprise saw we won im ecstatic

by studcrackers on Aug 5, 2010 3:29 AM CDT reply actions 4 recs

Cool!

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Aug 5, 2010 7:15 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs

singing? standup?

what sort of open mic?

Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!

by t ball on Aug 5, 2010 9:35 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs

stand up

i was just mentioning it in here b/c i talked about it briefly all the way back at like auction thread 8 w/some people

by studcrackers on Aug 5, 2010 9:57 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs

ah, I wasn't in those threads

Good luck! Let us know where you’ll be.

Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!

by t ball on Aug 5, 2010 10:12 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

OK...

I’m pretty sure I’ve recced all that I can.

Stayed for a good chunk of long haul.

’Tis a good night for all, boys.

Oh, and also…
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MOTHER FUCKING FIRST PLACE TEXAS RANGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by ftwdrummer on Aug 5, 2010 3:35 AM CDT reply actions 4 recs

Who is Melissa Martinez?