My Conversation With Rev Halofan (With Video)
by RangerFloppy on Aug 6, 2010 6:06 PM CDT
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My Conversation With Rev Halofan (via stelldiggity)
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"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Brilliant......
Baseball, it is said, is only a game. True. And the Grand Canyon is only a hole in Arizona. Not all holes, or games, are created equal. George Will
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 6, 2010 6:15 PM CDT reply actions
Josh's RAR > Angels team RAR
I fucking love that. And yes, Josh could cure cancer if he wants. But he’s too busy hitting ropes into the outfield.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
This is amazing.
I laughed so hard.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
Sheepers
LMAO
"Hell's frozen over, Pigs are flying! The Saints have won the Super Bowl"
Shreveport Captains in LSB H2H Fantasy League
yeah, that literally made me lol
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
That was fucking hilarious
Sheepers…lol.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
What's your name?
Who are your two friends?
(apologize, channeling a great Hardline moment right there…)
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
This was fucking great man.
Thanks for making me laugh.
"There's really no way of knowing... Sometimes when I see their big eyes looking up from my lap I think, that's definitely a homeless guy in a fur coat." Betty White on SNL
Glad you fellas like it
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by RangerFloppy on Aug 6, 2010 8:02 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
That was awesome hahaha
Sometimes I press CTRL+F and type in "Josey Wales" just to see if he made a stupid statement.
This is fucking hysterical.
Well done.
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
It was fantastic. I was laughing my ass off.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
And the quote is supposed to be "Dirkatron rape killed him"
But it gets a little cloudy
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Even better.
Couldn’t catch the Dirkatron mention.
"If this video was an ice cream flavor, it'd be pralines and dick." Clark
re: Matthew Wilder-Break My Stride, 4/17/09
"We will see you in October of 2017"
LOL
Mavs MoneyBall!!
Dallas Stars Examiner!!
poster formerly known as hinduplaya
Well done, sir.
I went to YouTube so that I could have this in my favorites. I searched “rev halofan” and got the bonus of his season preview. Good stuff that was.
by Neftali's arm on Aug 6, 2010 9:07 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Absolutely a classic.
The wife just asked, “What the fuck are you laughing at NOW?” She hates LSB.
"If this video was an ice cream flavor, it'd be pralines and dick." Clark
re: Matthew Wilder-Break My Stride, 4/17/09
by EssBee on Aug 6, 2010 9:10 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
haha, I feel ya
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
My wife just think I'm weird
I’ve actually got her to where she feels bad when I get off of LSB on account of her.
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
The other cloudy phrase is about Josh Hamilton
“I don’t care if he is part of a human trafficking consortium, as long as he hits .360 with 40 HRs I’ll treat him like he cured cancer”
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This is fucking brilliant...
“First off, let’s be honest, Conger sucks…”
“Have you ever heard of Jurickson Profar…”
Greatness.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
yeah, that was my favorite
and the line about how the Rangers have no bats because Smoak is sucking in Tacoma… and you just that go by because it just shows how crazy he is
Go Rice Owls!
Are these pieces of an actual conversation?
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
What I mean
is are any of Rev’s words basis in any sort of reality?
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
Sure
A lot of it is obviously overblown but that’s about the gist of it
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by RangerFloppy on Aug 6, 2010 11:57 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Epic humor.
Loved it.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
Good stuff, Floppy.
"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there is a man on base." - Dave Barry
Thanks
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by RangerFloppy on Aug 7, 2010 12:09 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Did you ever get the audio/video pulled fro
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by RangerFloppy on Aug 7, 2010 7:40 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
For whatever reason, I can't get the audio to record...
So, I’m having a pal of my record it for me. I’ll post it when I get it from him.
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 7, 2010 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Did you ever get the audio/video pulled...
From your shout outs tonight? I was feeding the neighbors dogs and missed it.
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by RangerFloppy on Aug 7, 2010 7:41 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Is that like cleaning your neighbor's kitchen or what?
"LSJ is jealous that the M’s fans have a sucky team that they can whine and snark about. We’re stuck with a good team in first place." -- Adam Von Marriagesmasher
"I’m gonna go on record here and say a great many things excuse throwing a chair at someone." – D.A. Tron
by WestTxAg06 on Aug 7, 2010 11:14 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Dog/House sitting
They are hunting in Africa for the month so I’m taking care of the place.
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by RangerFloppy on Aug 7, 2010 11:15 AM CDT up reply actions
greatness...
a word used too often, but fits this. This was, greatness.
haven't been in the GDTs for a while
are we censored now?
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
only if Josh Lewin's kids are there
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Blankin' Right
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by RangerFloppy on Aug 7, 2010 12:53 PM CDT up reply actions
You heading to Arlington at all for the rest of the season?
Write it off and I’ll get you a credential. You can sit behind Lewin while he does the nervous bird.
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by RangerFloppy on Aug 7, 2010 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions
I might be out there...
in late September. I will be there for the ALDS, ALCS, and World Series.
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 7, 2010 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
heh
not really censored but GoET has banned more guys in a couple of months than Adam has in two years
by blueballlefty on Aug 7, 2010 5:05 PM CDT up reply actions
that was SO awesome!
just brilliant
"The mystery of the beginning of all things is insoluble by us; and I for one must be content to remain an agnostic" - Charles Darwin, you know who he is...
That was the greatest thing I've ever seen in my life
Being familiar with Rev makes it so much funnier.
The scouting report on Salty is that he’s a pampered, curly-haired motherfuck who didn’t earn his stripes. He has trouble throwing the ball back to the pitcher, claims to be a switch-hitter and is piss-poor in the clutch.
Have fun!
by oc on Jul 31, 2010 4:17 PM CDT
Greatest thing ever?
Man, I feel bad now.
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by RangerFloppy on Aug 7, 2010 10:59 AM CDT up reply actions
hilarious
That’s a great laugh. Btw is there any family lawyers in here? lol I could use one right now :)
"When people talk about Super Bowl dynasties they mention the 1970's Steelers, 1980's 49ers, 1990's Cowboys and the current New England Patriots, but nobody has dominated the Super Bowl like Anheuser-Busch. In recent years, Budweiser has been the MVP of Super Bowl advertising -- making another company the favorite to win the Ad Meter poll was never an option."
Simon Noble
by dubious on Aug 7, 2010 12:07 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I've got a couple of other ideas
But I will have to be pretty bored to go through with them
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by RangerFloppy on Aug 7, 2010 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Or maybe a retro Troy Glaus jersey
To remind you of the good ol’ 2000’s.
The scouting report on Salty is that he’s a pampered, curly-haired motherfuck who didn’t earn his stripes. He has trouble throwing the ball back to the pitcher, claims to be a switch-hitter and is piss-poor in the clutch.
Have fun!
by oc on Jul 31, 2010 4:17 PM CDT
by Drew062682 on Aug 7, 2010 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I can count to broccoli
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
SBN Nation is lucky to have you Rev, keep up the good work.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
*SB Nation....heh
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
BAN HIM!
Poster formerly known as Butters.
by JimCrankshaft on Aug 7, 2010 5:11 PM CDT up reply actions
You should buy an Eagles jersey.
That way we can hate you even more. I’d suggest DeSean Jackson.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
You are banned from Lone Star Ball...
You can browse the blog, but you can’t participate.
!!!
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 7, 2010 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Actually I hear you're a Bills fans...
Fucking psycho….
The 40 trumps all!
"WHY IS LIAM POPPINS STICKING. IT'S AN ABSURDLY BAD NICKNAME"
-LiamP(oppins)
my god that is the greatest thing ever
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I was watching something about the Packers today and it remind me of this comment.
I still don’t get it. Did I miss an Aaron Rodgers comment in the video? What am I missing? Why is he relevant here?
Lol
“I don’t care if he is part of a human trafficking consortium, as long as he hits .360 with 40 home runs, I’ll treat him like he cured cancer.”
Phenomenal.
by JoeyJoeJoeJr.Shabadoo on Aug 7, 2010 2:54 PM CDT reply actions
So am I the only one who clicked on this
And wound up slightly disappointed that it wasn’t an actual conversation with the real Rev?
I wouldn’t trade Michael Main straight up for Bengie Molina, even if my alternate catcher was a pointed stick. - KLaw
i was thinking it was going to be a taped convo set to animation.
But I don’t have volume right now, so I really don’t know what it is.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Yes
I can feel my brain cells die when I read Rev’s work.
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan
That's probably how a real convo goes.
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
Rev deserves the Razzies for the internet.
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
I only rape kill in the daylight, but that's neither here nor there...
Solid work.
The 40 trumps all!
"WHY IS LIAM POPPINS STICKING. IT'S AN ABSURDLY BAD NICKNAME"
-LiamP(oppins)
You're like the Blade of rape
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by RangerFloppy on Aug 10, 2010 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions
pear
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
"dirkatron has his own evaluation metric: rapes above replacement." AJM
LOL oh man, this is awesome.
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
I had been avoiding this since forever cause the title
I thought it really was some convo with him..in which case I had no interest what so ever. However I was just looking at the best of all-time fanposts and saw this is already up there so came to see what the heck the big deal was.
Love this. Reminds me of the Kansas-Kansas State thing I posted awhile back here (same voices and basic principle).
Man
I am getting close to GoET on the User Guide…Never thought I would make it up that far. Almost up to 1,000 views on YouTube also, you guys are crazy.
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by RangerFloppy on Aug 10, 2010 11:15 AM CDT up reply actions
I was just looking around the site when I came across it
Clicking on FanPosts at the top (Next to Home, FanShots, Archive, Schedule, etc.) next to the LSB logo.
Then there’s categories… Recently Active, yada yada, Most Popular of All Time.
(If you were seriously asking..and not just playing with my wording..heh.)
Good stuff Flop.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Finally threw some speakers on it?
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by RangerFloppy on Aug 10, 2010 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Y'all might be too hard on Rev.
After all, he is proof that there really is crying in baseball.
Almost made it...
To 50 recs, the internet dork in me rejoices.
However, the regular person in me just punched the internet dork in me in the dick and told me to get back to reality and stop playing with my nerd friends on the baseball website.
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