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That "MURPHY!" call by Lewin is one of my fav's
So much emotion
Happy birthday to Kenny. Happy birthday to you.
THERES NO ONE HERE, I WAS TRICKED!!!!!
THE RANGERS ARE FULL OF UNBELIEVEABLE SUCK GIVE UP NOW IT DOES NOT MATTER GOOD BYE.
"It has been said that baseball is to the United States what revolutions are to Latin America, a safety valve for letting off steam. I think baseball is more serious than any Latin American revolution. But, then, I am a serious fan." -- George F. Will
So can we go with 'Doc' for Moreland?
Manifest Destiny seems too long. We shorten it to MD… Thus, ‘Doc’.
Any takers?
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
No
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
That would be even more meta than Asian Kid
I like
THE RANGERS ARE FULL OF UNBELIEVEABLE SUCK GIVE UP NOW IT DOES NOT MATTER GOOD BYE.
"It has been said that baseball is to the United States what revolutions are to Latin America, a safety valve for letting off steam. I think baseball is more serious than any Latin American revolution. But, then, I am a serious fan." -- George F. Will
I like it.
It’s like Road → Toad → Frog
by Past A Diving Michael Young on Sep 1, 2010 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions
And btw, Phat Elvis:
That’s not Josey shtick. Josey has been calling Mitch “The Bitch,” which I am not in favor of.
by Past A Diving Michael Young on Sep 1, 2010 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh, you replied to the wrong thing.
Meh, I think it’s funny. But I’ll stop.
by Past A Diving Michael Young on Sep 1, 2010 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions
How about no nickname at all...
fuck it, they all seemed forced.
by lost in space on Sep 1, 2010 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions
We have yet to come up with anything worth using for Moreland.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
by LSJ on Sep 1, 2010 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions
I think of him as Mitch the mailman, because that was our mailman's name when I was a kid
But that’s a little too obscure for mass use.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
by LSJ on Sep 1, 2010 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, I like this one.
And you not liking it makes me like it 10000x more.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
has anybody tried
Mitchelin Man?
"If Nolan Ryan hadn't been born, Larry McMurtry would have made him up."
----Kevin Sherrington of the Dallas Morning News to Bud Selig.
Yes.
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
no
"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.
GTFO
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
I had him on the Haunted Mansion.
He is a truly frightening person in person.
He didn’t have a VIP guide, though, which was pretty cool.
Houston Fans? On a Rangers site?
No offense, but that takes some sand. Hello!
by rusty greer needs a beer on Sep 1, 2010 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions
betancourt is
friggin ugly.
"If Nolan Ryan hadn't been born, Larry McMurtry would have made him up."
----Kevin Sherrington of the Dallas Morning News to Bud Selig.
CHUCK IN A COMMERCIAL!
"Hell's frozen over, Pigs are flying! The Saints have won the Super Bowl"
Shreveport Captains in LSB H2H Fantasy League
Oakland loses.
"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." -Chuck Morgan speaking for all of us
by drizzle on Sep 1, 2010 9:03 PM CDT reply actions 5 recs
To all those who say the bottom half of the order isn't pulling their weight...
I give you: tonight’s game.
by rusty greer needs a beer on Sep 1, 2010 9:03 PM CDT reply actions
Seriously.
It’s amazing what he’s been able to do given regular playing time. Ian who? (j/k Kins)
by rusty greer needs a beer on Sep 1, 2010 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Amen to that.
He and Elvis may need to switch places in the order if he keeps this up!
by rusty greer needs a beer on Sep 1, 2010 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions
22, bitches
Sometimes I press CTRL+F and type in "Josey Wales" just to see if he made a stupid statement.
by Pith on Sep 1, 2010 9:03 PM CDT reply actions 12 recs
This turned green without me refreshing my page.
Which I think means it got three recs on some browsers in the time it took to load on mine.
That’s amazing.
From last page
How about that time Augie Garrido had a pitcher throw 170 pitches? Graham’s no worse than others
that wasn't the point.
graham is a great college coach. no question. it’s my opinion(and others) that he(and other college coaches) overworked their pitchers(baugh,skaggs,townsend,niemann and humber)….you don’t have to agree.
Mantis number
If we had a bomb, Pantera would hang out with us.
by Panorama on Sep 1, 2010 9:04 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Oh, fuckin sweet
Jesus was my closer, till he blew the save.
by DonDrapersOPS on Sep 1, 2010 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Mantisfest?
"Hell's frozen over, Pigs are flying! The Saints have won the Super Bowl"
Shreveport Captains in LSB H2H Fantasy League
The Magic Number is brought to you by the true MUTRIHOF
by Past A Diving Michael Young on Sep 1, 2010 9:04 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
THE RANGERS ARE FULL OF UNBELIEVEABLE SUCK GIVE UP NOW IT DOES NOT MATTER GOOD BYE.
"It has been said that baseball is to the United States what revolutions are to Latin America, a safety valve for letting off steam. I think baseball is more serious than any Latin American revolution. But, then, I am a serious fan." -- George F. Will
.......................shell.
by Past A Diving Michael Young on Sep 1, 2010 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Wish we coulda signed Garret
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
Me too.
Purely for nostalgic purposes, at least for me.
by Past A Diving Michael Young on Sep 1, 2010 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Reminds me of standing in lines at Wet n' Wild
and hearing that all the time as a kid.
by lost in space on Sep 1, 2010 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCHELLE
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Dellucci double was the last time prior to this year
I actually believed we were going to make the playoffs. I was driving and @ a red light when Nadel called it, I got so excited I started fist pumping, forgot to keep my foot on the break and rear ended the bitch in front of me. I told the cop the truth about what happened and his response was “we won!?”
by chalktalk on Sep 1, 2010 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions 6 recs
I was at the game with my dad
and we completely lost our shit. I honestly thought we were going, too.
Is Tommy slimming down?
He doesn’t look like he has as much meat on him as usual.
Happy birthday to Kenny. Happy birthday to you.
Captain to the bridge, Captain Kirk to the bridge, please
Jesus was my closer, till he blew the save.
How many pitches is that for Tommy?
It doesn’t tell you live updates on Yahoo.
by rusty greer needs a beer on Sep 1, 2010 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Ditka hahahaha
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
Hello again Rangers fan
Frenchy ‘s Mets can be summed up thusly
Oh and BTW I’ll root for the Rangers, but I don’t approve this Emmitt love ….
Ryan Miller was the true MVP.
I really hate Jerry.
I assume...
you’re a Giants fan, then?
by ghostofErikThompson on Sep 1, 2010 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Yah. Do not want to troll or anything....
I always kinda hated/respected Emmitt because he is a HOFer and all that. His speech was nice and all.
Ryan Miller was the true MVP.
I really hate Jerry.
by Jsz on Sep 1, 2010 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah...
I probably would hate Emmitt if I were a Giants fan.
by ghostofErikThompson on Sep 1, 2010 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Tiki wouldn't play with a hang nail...
It might mess up his acting career…
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Not good...
Plus, that 1995 opening night Monday Night game where Emmitt went off and did that little wave as he scored. I loved Emmitt as much as any athlete ever, but if I didn’t like the Cowboys, I could see myself hating him.
by ghostofErikThompson on Sep 1, 2010 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Plus he did dancing with the stars..
Coulda done without that.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Crazily enough,
I think he gained a lot of popularity outside the sports world. I can’t tell you how many women I heard talikng about Emmitt.
by lost in space on Sep 1, 2010 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions
I hate the Cawbahs
Do I have to be a Giants fan too?
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
He's a Mets fan...
I think it’s a decent assumption to make.
by ghostofErikThompson on Sep 1, 2010 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions
This.
Since I’m with some Cowboys fans, how much do the Eagles suck?! Am i rite?
Ryan Miller was the true MVP.
I really hate Jerry.
by Jsz on Sep 1, 2010 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
I've changed my mind about having a beer with you.
One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....
Defending Big D - Dallas Stars news & analysis; SB Nation Dallas-Fort Worth
by Brandon Worley on Sep 1, 2010 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions
WHA???
I like many of the players, just not the unadulterated adoration…and certainly not the bandwagon fans.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Ha ha.
I’m only kidding.
Sort of.
One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....
Defending Big D - Dallas Stars news & analysis; SB Nation Dallas-Fort Worth
by Brandon Worley on Sep 1, 2010 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions
The players suck, too.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
Completely agreed with the bandwagon fan part.
I am completely incapable of having a conversation with 90% of Cowboys fans.
One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....
Defending Big D - Dallas Stars news & analysis; SB Nation Dallas-Fort Worth
by Brandon Worley on Sep 1, 2010 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh, it's gonna hit me!
MY LASH EXTENSIONS!!!
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Watching him duck out of the way is priceless...
that’s what your glove is for dummy.
by lost in space on Sep 1, 2010 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Nadel said something about a brawl?
by Past A Diving Michael Young on Sep 1, 2010 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Yep.
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
by Lisa W on Sep 1, 2010 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Clothes lined that mofo
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
Sweeeet
Jesus was my closer, till he blew the save.
by DonDrapersOPS on Sep 1, 2010 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh poor Nyjer...
Never should have stolen that kiss.
by ghostofErikThompson on Sep 1, 2010 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions
don't give them a reason to call you a nyjer
"what I have learned in 11 years in the sports business is that the dumbest guys in the room are always the media guys." - mark cuban
That has to be the best brawl move since Nolan and Ventura.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
by LSJ on Sep 1, 2010 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Thats what happens
when teams battle for fourth place in an empty stadium. EMOTIONS FLARE!
Ryan Miller was the true MVP.
I really hate Jerry.
by Jsz on Sep 1, 2010 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Mitch Maier is Ryan Sweeney
"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.
oh my
Nyger morgan has to be the dumbest player in history of sports. wow.
"what I have learned in 11 years in the sports business is that the dumbest guys in the room are always the media guys." - mark cuban
Magic #
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by IrishP1 on Sep 1, 2010 9:10 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Yes, he is
But I have to root for my Religion alma mater, so to speak.
Honestly I don’t give a shit about ’Dame.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Crap, I am still working
Gotta get docs out tonight.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
But I am drinking too
So I may have you beat :)
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
By a long shot...
I’m eating sunflower seeds.
by lost in space on Sep 1, 2010 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Flutie Flakes!
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
Crap sizing didn't work.
My bad.
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
Eckstein of football
Jesus was my closer, till he blew the save.
by DonDrapersOPS on Sep 1, 2010 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions
The Hail Mary is one of my favorite sports calls ever.
“He caught it? OHHHHH HE CAUGHT IT!”
“HE DID IT! HE DID IT! HE DID IT! FLUTIE DID IT!”
Looked it up and found Musberger's underwhelming call.
I like his call of The Double more than Niehaus’s, though.
My projection came up with just over 16 runs for the Rangers this series.
It didn’t tell me most of them would come in the Cliff Lee start.
I've said before that unpredictability is both the best and worst part of sports.
Depends on how it affects my team.
MURPHY
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
IS A BADASS!!!!
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
MURPHY!!!
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Murrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrph!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
La naiba cu Monkey Rally !!!!!
- That would Romanian for F*ck the Rally Monkey....
Mitch Maier...
You know, he’s probably the best-case scenario for Craig Gentry.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
Gentry faster
better defense. But the bat yeah
"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.
I can't believe Tommy Hunter is about to have three more wins than Colby Lewis.
I just can’t wrap my mind around baseball working like that.
Did you see Linedrive222's chaos in the Evan Grant thread?
Short version – Colby Lewis does not give his team chances to win and Tommy Hunter is the second best pitcher on our staff.
THE RANGERS ARE FULL OF UNBELIEVEABLE SUCK GIVE UP NOW IT DOES NOT MATTER GOOD BYE.
"It has been said that baseball is to the United States what revolutions are to Latin America, a safety valve for letting off steam. I think baseball is more serious than any Latin American revolution. But, then, I am a serious fan." -- George F. Will
I'm pretty sure he's some kind of bit
Either that or a DMN troll of sorts.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
by LSJ on Sep 1, 2010 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions
POW POW
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
He's been money all night.
So glad he’s getting playing time.
Happy birthday to Kenny. Happy birthday to you.
MURPH!
"If Nolan Ryan hadn't been born, Larry McMurtry would have made him up."
----Kevin Sherrington of the Dallas Morning News to Bud Selig.
I have a lifetime batting average of 1.000 against him.
My claim to fame.
by JimCrankshaft on Sep 1, 2010 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions
probably
I was always a good contact hitter though…so I might get lucky and hit a nubber back to the mound.
by JimCrankshaft on Sep 1, 2010 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions
yup
La naiba cu Monkey Rally !!!!!
- That would Romanian for F*ck the Rally Monkey....
by Captain Fubar on Sep 1, 2010 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions
I actually own one of these
’Tis my prized treasure
Ryan Miller was the true MVP.
I really hate Jerry.
are you gonna buy some Ochocinc-O's?
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Not unless they're selling those in upstate NY
Are they fo realz?
Ryan Miller was the true MVP.
I really hate Jerry.
by Jsz on Sep 1, 2010 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions
No. The box says there's a lot in it, but when you open it, it's empty
by booyakasha on Sep 1, 2010 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I assumed you would eat it, most of it would slip off the spoon...
and then you would get food poisoning in the near future.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Wow.
I’m speechless.
Does he still have fans in Dallas?
by rusty greer needs a beer on Sep 1, 2010 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions
What the fuck is he holding up with his hand? The 's?
Happy birthday to Kenny. Happy birthday to you.
as a new yorker are you constantly constipated ?
i went their this summer and could not poo for a week from all the pizza
by jonathan rigby on Sep 1, 2010 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Well I'm not a city slicker.
I live in a small town outside NY city, upstate. NYC is 4 hours away. Lots of Giants/Sabres fans (including myself) here. And contrary to popular opinion we do not just pizza and my digestive / excrement system is A-Ok.
Ryan Miller was the true MVP.
I really hate Jerry.
by Jsz on Sep 1, 2010 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Hey, I actually like Citi Field.
One of the few I’ve been to.
by DrumsInTheDeep on Sep 1, 2010 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions
No. It's Omar Minaya's.
Put the problem actually is the Mets roster is mainly good players + shit. No real in-between.
Ryan Miller was the true MVP.
I really hate Jerry.
by Jsz on Sep 1, 2010 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Word, poor Johan, Wright, and Reyes I suppose
Bay fucked my fantasy team this year for as high as I drafted him
Eh, upstate is all dairy farms, rural, pastoral and stuff
Most people do not realize that.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
It was a goal.
One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....
Defending Big D - Dallas Stars news & analysis; SB Nation Dallas-Fort Worth
by Brandon Worley on Sep 1, 2010 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
.............
I want to say something clever but I’m just staring and on the verge of tears.
Ryan Miller was the true MVP.
I really hate Jerry.
by Jsz on Sep 1, 2010 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions
heh
I feel for you, man. That was the pinnacle of my sports watching life. I can only imagine being on the other side of it.
by JimCrankshaft on Sep 1, 2010 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions
SB 42 almost made up for it.
Almost.
Ryan Miller was the true MVP.
I really hate Jerry.
by Jsz on Sep 1, 2010 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions
12:07 start on Monday
wtf
"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.
Labor Day, holmes.
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
They have it in Canada too?
"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.
Yeah, that was my initial thought too, but it's Labor Day.
Still, east coast day games start way too fucking early. They should schedule them at least an hour later than the rest of the nation’s day games.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
by LSJ on Sep 1, 2010 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Come on Vladdy!
You’re due for one…
by rusty greer needs a beer on Sep 1, 2010 9:16 PM CDT reply actions
Magic #?
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Jackelope talk.
greatness.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by IrishP1 on Sep 1, 2010 9:18 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Wonder if TAG has ever been snipe hunting?
Ball....toss.....antlers....
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 1, 2010 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions
One of the greatest Cheers episodes.
If any of you young ’uns even know what that is.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Cheers is awesome
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
Snipe hunting!
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
jackelopes
their all giddy in the booth.
"If Nolan Ryan hadn't been born, Larry McMurtry would have made him up."
----Kevin Sherrington of the Dallas Morning News to Bud Selig.
they're
/annoying grammar nazi
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
yeah no shit
i usually catch that sorta thing but not this time.
"If Nolan Ryan hadn't been born, Larry McMurtry would have made him up."
----Kevin Sherrington of the Dallas Morning News to Bud Selig.
I'm hittin the gym and letting Nadel bring this one home
Catch you guys and some Roberto Clemente/young Ruben Sierra in the post game thread
Apparently I missed a great catch?
One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....
Defending Big D - Dallas Stars news & analysis; SB Nation Dallas-Fort Worth
Nice catch
"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.
I'd like to start some cultural diffusion
On Amazin Avenue we actually have a sarcasm font. Like this. Its quite helpful .
Ryan Miller was the true MVP.
I really hate Jerry.
We are aware of that...
It’s just that the entire screen would be greyed out.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Like Hell, Poochie Boy
And fuck you too.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Sarcasm joke?
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Too lazy tonight
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
We break things when we start messing with hml
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chain saw?
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Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
O'Day used a lot of late
"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.
Frankie being out prolly has something to do with that.
At least he’s not relegated to mopup anymore.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
by LSJ on Sep 1, 2010 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions
That was such a bullshit double
Happy birthday to Kenny. Happy birthday to you.
by Adebesi on Sep 1, 2010 9:22 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
He made Moreland's shot last night
sound like an easy flyout
"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.
Okay...
joe_sheehan It won’t be official until the morning, but I think Max Scherzer is now having a better season than Cliff Lee is.
"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.
Sheehan's been doing bong hits again.
Unfortunately, it also probably dooms Scherzer to suck it up for the rest of the month.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
by LSJ on Sep 1, 2010 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Must have only watched the last month of baseball...
Happy birthday to Kenny. Happy birthday to you.
I can't be the only one who thinks
Betterman doesn’t add up for Betemit walkup music?
by peppersquad on Sep 1, 2010 9:24 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Oliver
ugh
"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.
Lets Go.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I feel like
Billy Butler is like every 4th batter in this lineup. It seems like every time I look up he’s batting. I think they just sneak him in as often as they can and hope nobody notices
I would cut my dong off to get him o'er here. Love that guy.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Butler for Cano?
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
lol
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
You were gonna do Smoak.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
He's good
But he’s really not chop it off good.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
by LSJ on Sep 1, 2010 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't need it.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Too many little Ryin's running around?
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
I wish there were 1000 Ryin A's running around,
the world needs more of him.
by lost in space on Sep 1, 2010 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Ryin's rock the eliptical
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I thought when you go 3rd person, you use Ryno.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
I like to mix it up, keep you on your toes.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Nice. You get to hang out with a ton of those sorority girls, eh?
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
I have one at my house...I've never been to the workout joint at UNT...I hear it's got some good visuals.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I have to walk past the rec from the commuter lot to my classes...
and there are windows all around the rec with the elliptical/treadmills all facing outward. So I’m walking past 35 chicks running at me in my peripherals as I try desperately not to look. I just keep my head down like a good old man.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
I would add both thumbs for Zimm
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I would set myself on fire
For a few seconds, at least.
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chain saw?
make sure you have a safety blanket handy
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
That's the cure to vampirism, doncha know.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
by LSJ on Sep 1, 2010 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions
It's probably because it seems like every time he comes up
there are men on base in a tight ballgame.
Happy birthday to Kenny. Happy birthday to you.
i'm
sorta scared now.
"If Nolan Ryan hadn't been born, Larry McMurtry would have made him up."
----Kevin Sherrington of the Dallas Morning News to Bud Selig.
O'Day...
won’t pitch past the 6th inning for the rest of the season now.
by ghostofErikThompson on Sep 1, 2010 9:26 PM CDT reply actions
Congrats
Here’s to me forgetting to put Mat Latos in the starting roto!
Crap.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I do it all the time man, it's ridiculous.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I haven't put Nellie back yet.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
How hilarous would the meltdown be if we blew this game?
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
Don't play to the bit
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chain saw?
Seriously STFU
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
Not very :(
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
He thinks he's being the evil villain of LSB...
by ghostofErikThompson on Sep 1, 2010 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Nah, I don't think I'm an evil villain
If I was an evil villain, I’d be doing the bit 24/7.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
by LSJ on Sep 1, 2010 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes, don't know why be nice for him to STFU
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
Just found a mantis on the outside of my house
Pics following
Sometimes I press CTRL+F and type in "Josey Wales" just to see if he made a stupid statement.
Feed him your finest scotch and a cigar
And probably some bugs or something, too.
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chain saw?
The mantis has been summoned to deliver a message to me
Josh Hamilton for MVP
Sometimes I press CTRL+F and type in "Josey Wales" just to see if he made a stupid statement.
by Pith on Sep 1, 2010 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Need a DP dino badly.
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Ok, I have to ask y'all Ranger fans
How popular are the Dallas Stars? Cuz I always thought it was a tragedy when a hockey team from Texas beat Buffalo via a terrible call. I always pictured the stars as an afterthought. Maybe I’m grossly mistaken…
Ryan Miller was the true MVP.
I really hate Jerry.
Relatively speaking?
I think the Stars do quite nicely.
People don’t realize that the Stars are on of the top revenue-generating teams in the NHL.
One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....
Defending Big D - Dallas Stars news & analysis; SB Nation Dallas-Fort Worth
by Brandon Worley on Sep 1, 2010 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Comparitively speaking for hockey in the south, absolutely.
But against the Mavs, Cowboys, and Rangers it’s tough to be huge in this market compared to a NE one
Gotta agree here...
the arena is pretty full everytime I go.
by lost in space on Sep 1, 2010 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions
And "pretty full" is actually dissappointing.
The Stars, until last season, generally sell out every game.
One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....
Defending Big D - Dallas Stars news & analysis; SB Nation Dallas-Fort Worth
by Brandon Worley on Sep 1, 2010 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Now here's the big question...
how many are actually paying atteniton?
by lost in space on Sep 1, 2010 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Ha ha.
Ha.
One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....
Defending Big D - Dallas Stars news & analysis; SB Nation Dallas-Fort Worth
by Brandon Worley on Sep 1, 2010 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Not nearly as bad as the Mavs games though
by lost in space on Sep 1, 2010 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions
I haven't ever been to a Mavs game...
Well, at least not since they just gave tickets away back in the early 90’s.
One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....
Defending Big D - Dallas Stars news & analysis; SB Nation Dallas-Fort Worth
by Brandon Worley on Sep 1, 2010 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Biggest beating in the metroplex.
I swear only 10,000 are there for basketball.
by lost in space on Sep 1, 2010 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Not disagreeing
but similar things could be said about the typical Rangers regular season crowd. (Replacing basketball with baseball, of course)
You are.
Hockey is alive in the South. Get over it.
by Past A Diving Michael Young on Sep 1, 2010 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Ok, ok.
Just wondering. I take it back. Good to hear
Ryan Miller was the true MVP.
I really hate Jerry.
by Jsz on Sep 1, 2010 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Sorry if that came across as harsh.
I’m a little testy on the subject.
by Past A Diving Michael Young on Sep 1, 2010 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Dallas Stars are pretty rabid fans.
Ever been to a game? Fucking awesome.
Happy birthday to Kenny. Happy birthday to you.
Um....
One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....
Defending Big D - Dallas Stars news & analysis; SB Nation Dallas-Fort Worth
by Brandon Worley on Sep 1, 2010 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Dallas has become a hockey town... The Stars are loved
by Mantis Be Praised on Sep 1, 2010 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Their ownership is awesome
and their front office is stable.
by shroomer on Sep 1, 2010 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Needs moar recs
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
You are grossly mistaken....
it was a goal….
Ball....toss.....antlers....
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 1, 2010 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions
lets not get into it.
But lets just Buffalo is not exactly the greatest city and deserves one championship from the Bills/Sabres. At least the Sabres have Miller
Ryan Miller was the true MVP.
I really hate Jerry.
by Jsz on Sep 1, 2010 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Can't believe I'm nervous about Betencourt being at the plate
Jesus was my closer, till he blew the save.
Oh, goddammit.
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
For fucks sake
"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.
This is insane...
"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." - Chuck Morgan
I'll be glad to be out of town for the weekend, for sure.
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
He's Yuni fucking Betancourt
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chain saw?
Yunibomber
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
by RangersSD on Sep 1, 2010 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
nice :^)
Jesus was my closer, till he blew the save.
by DonDrapersOPS on Sep 1, 2010 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Read that at LoL
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
x
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
by LSJ on Sep 1, 2010 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
that is great.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
rec'd like a mo fo
Jesus was my closer, till he blew the save.
by DonDrapersOPS on Sep 1, 2010 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Seriously
If you knew nothing about baseball, and this was the first series you watched, you’d think he was one of the better shortstops in the league
That's what happened to Dayton Moore...
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
by LSJ on Sep 1, 2010 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions
sonofabitch
c’mon DO Sr.
"If Nolan Ryan hadn't been born, Larry McMurtry would have made him up."
----Kevin Sherrington of the Dallas Morning News to Bud Selig.
Of course it was Yuniesky Betancourt.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
just got home and turned on the game
looks like Tommy did good. Any reason why he got pulled in the 6th?
we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"
Because he was actually not that good
just lucky.
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
by Lisa W on Sep 1, 2010 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh and I just want to say
that its awesome Nolan Ryan owns the team. We coulda used one of his seven no nos as a met…
Ryan Miller was the true MVP.
I really hate Jerry.
Seaver was better.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
So, the little projection thingy had this series 16-13, after rounding.
I was kind of hoping it wouldn’t be that close.
I checked out Betancourt's WAR, thinking that maybe this series was enough to kick him up from a negative WAR to postive
Turns out he has a .7.
This was shockingly high to me.
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chain saw?
He's massively improved his feilding RAR too
Up to -7.1 this year.
Nearly a ten run improvement over ’09.
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chain saw?
SAFE!!!
One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....
Defending Big D - Dallas Stars news & analysis; SB Nation Dallas-Fort Worth
he was safe.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Safe
"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.
Bleh, I am bailing out
GO RANGERS!!!
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Mitchelin Man
was there!
"If Nolan Ryan hadn't been born, Larry McMurtry would have made him up."
----Kevin Sherrington of the Dallas Morning News to Bud Selig.
by beaudog on Sep 1, 2010 9:36 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Bengie Molina has to be Joe West's favorite hitter ever.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
nooooooooooooooo
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
just loosening him up.
Wash ain’t THAT crazy.
is he?
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
He once warmed up Kris Benson in the 9th inning in a save situation at Fenway Park
Anything is possible.
THE RANGERS ARE FULL OF UNBELIEVEABLE SUCK GIVE UP NOW IT DOES NOT MATTER GOOD BYE.
"It has been said that baseball is to the United States what revolutions are to Latin America, a safety valve for letting off steam. I think baseball is more serious than any Latin American revolution. But, then, I am a serious fan." -- George F. Will
Oh man god
"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.
Ah hell Harden
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
Well, think of it this way.
We get to see Harden for 1 inning with 2 BB and 2 K’s… Instead of 3.2 innings of 6BB and 4 K’s.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
glass half full
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Who?
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
Honestly, part of me is rooting for Harden to come into a 1-run game
But he has to be just getting work in, right?
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
Who has pitched in this game so far?
by Past A Diving Michael Young on Sep 1, 2010 9:40 PM CDT reply actions
Fat Nick Blackburn, Cap'n Kirkman, O'day and Oliver.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
by LSJ on Sep 1, 2010 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Thank you.
Fat Nick Blackburn, huh? That’s either hilarious or retarded. I’m leaning towards hilarious.
by Past A Diving Michael Young on Sep 1, 2010 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions
They've basically been the same pitcher this season
One just has a well-above average BABIP and LOB%, and the other’s is well below average.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
by LSJ on Sep 1, 2010 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions
BGH, Cap'n Kirk, DoD, DO
Jesus was my closer, till he blew the save.
by DonDrapersOPS on Sep 1, 2010 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Back to school means back to Genhgis Grill?
Really?
"There's really no way of knowing... Sometimes when I see their big eyes looking up from my lap I think, that's definitely a homeless guy in a fur coat." Betty White on SNL
Genghis even
"There's really no way of knowing... Sometimes when I see their big eyes looking up from my lap I think, that's definitely a homeless guy in a fur coat." Betty White on SNL
I dunno, but that's some good shit.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
Sooooo glad the A's don't have him
"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.
Old man still in? ugh
"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.
May work
just don’t have faith in him right now
"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.
Yes..
Something sick inside me hopes it makes landfall.
Ever heard the song Vicarious by Tool?
"There's really no way of knowing... Sometimes when I see their big eyes looking up from my lap I think, that's definitely a homeless guy in a fur coat." Betty White on SNL
where's Earl located?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
East of the bahamas heading NW supposed to turn NNW soon and skirt the carolinas...
I however think its gonna continue NW and hit the carolinas dead on… its a dangerous storm
by Mantis Be Praised on Sep 1, 2010 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions
One of the things I want to do in this life
is be in a hurricane.
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chain saw?
You and me both.
And see a Tornado. I’ve lived in Tornando alley basically my whole life, and have yet to see one.
I got to take a picture and get video of a tornado
One of the pics ended up on NBC.
Also, I just added you on facebook.
"There's really no way of knowing... Sometimes when I see their big eyes looking up from my lap I think, that's definitely a homeless guy in a fur coat." Betty White on SNL
That's what I did
I looked up and there was a fucking tornado…
The video is in my videos on facebook.
"There's really no way of knowing... Sometimes when I see their big eyes looking up from my lap I think, that's definitely a homeless guy in a fur coat." Betty White on SNL
I know people from Austin (who are Yanks fans-go figure)
I think thats mainly UT but is that ’Stros or Rangers territory?
Ryan Miller was the true MVP.
I really hate Jerry.
Mostly 'Stros....
at least San Marcos is..lots of kids from Houston.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Both, probably more stros than rangers, but it's sort of wide open for whoever can market their team best
THE RANGERS ARE FULL OF UNBELIEVEABLE SUCK GIVE UP NOW IT DOES NOT MATTER GOOD BYE.
"It has been said that baseball is to the United States what revolutions are to Latin America, a safety valve for letting off steam. I think baseball is more serious than any Latin American revolution. But, then, I am a serious fan." -- George F. Will
If you ask the TV stations down here, it's the 'Stros.
Everyone else is too busy hugging trees to watch either team.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Austin is basically the dividing line in all things Dallas-Houston
The Round Rock Express (in the Austin area, is owned by Nolan Ryan and will be switching affiliations from Houston to Texas starting next year.
by Past A Diving Michael Young on Sep 1, 2010 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Hey Robbie...what's the deal with being quoted in ESPN The Mag?
Just saw it on your fb and I’m sure it’s in all of this somewhere, but don’t want to search.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
GDT1/2
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
Don't sell yourself short....good pub for you.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Dude...that's pretty fucking cool.
Congrats.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
wtf Elvis
"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.
im here, i had a birthday dinner to go to
i know yall missed me
Damn it GoET, that was only 23 hours. We had a deal, bub.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Do it, Doug.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Jimmycrackcornandidontcare.
Although he came back as rusty greer needs a beer.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
Anyone else using mlbtv
notice a ton of lag in this KC series? It might just be my connection, but it has been much worse than normal for me.
It's messed up the last two nights...
using Nextdef. If you go to stand, it’s fine.
by ghostofErikThompson on Sep 1, 2010 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Well Rangers fans, its been fun.
See ya. Didn’t mean to insult the Stars. I’m sure I’ll back checkin in on ol’ Frenchy.
Ryan Miller was the true MVP.
I really hate Jerry.
Come on around anytime
THE RANGERS ARE FULL OF UNBELIEVEABLE SUCK GIVE UP NOW IT DOES NOT MATTER GOOD BYE.
"It has been said that baseball is to the United States what revolutions are to Latin America, a safety valve for letting off steam. I think baseball is more serious than any Latin American revolution. But, then, I am a serious fan." -- George F. Will
Tell Arias I said "Fuck off".
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
by AceJC on Sep 1, 2010 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I was going with the Man-tits angle.
You know, because he’s fat.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
lol
"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.
O_O Face with the defense again
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
RANGE!?!?!?!
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
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jazayerli Yuni’s doing his damndest to win the game, only he’s being held back by stiffs like Ka’aihue and Gordon. I think I stepped into a wormhole.
Where was this for the past season and a half, Michael??
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
MY FTMFW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
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