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by ghostofErikThompson on Sep 1, 2010 10:03 PM CDT
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Magic Number: 21
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For the love go God...
please don’t be hurt again, Nellie.
by ghostofErikThompson on Sep 1, 2010 10:04 PM CDT reply actions 13 recs
Still a little grimace on his face for a sec or two...
I’ll be concerned until I hear otherwise.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
On the final catch of the game...
Nellie banged up against the wall and was grimacing right after making the play.
by ghostofErikThompson on Sep 1, 2010 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions
He was shaking his arm.
Hoping it was just contact pain with the fence
by Past A Diving Michael Young on Sep 1, 2010 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions
more recommendations plz
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
The KC gun is awesome.
I wish RBiA had that shit.
1 or 2.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 1, 2010 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions
I'd say it's 3 mph fast, but who knows.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
that sounds about right, Ogando was hitting 100 last night it said
and he’s usually around 97 tops, maybe 98
This shit ain't over til Bengie Molina sings.
I wish it was what he looked like now...
He should bring back that look.
by ghostofErikThompson on Sep 1, 2010 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions
don't forget plenty of barley seeds
so that you’ll be able to barter for services with the Zombie race that’s left behind after the TAXPOCALYPSE!!!!!!!!!!
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
Prime Time!
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
He hasn't looked too great since he went three nights in a row, it's true.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
He retired the side on 8 pitches on Monday
what the hell are you talking about?
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
He could have done it in 6
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
No
he needs to continually drink his Shut the FUck Up juice.
LSJ who thinks he’s anything special is the worst type of LSJ.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
by FirebatM3 on Sep 1, 2010 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
It was 10 pitches, and IIRC he was kinda wild.
The Royals where helping him out.
Seemed like tonight he was compensating for that a bit.
Of course, “looked bad” doesn’t mean he was bad.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
Since the 3 appearance streak
he’s had 3 appearances. One vs. the Twins and 2 vs the Royals.
He had 4 long fly balls during that time.
THis is all you need to start LSJing all over the place?
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
Subjectively, it apparently is.
Kinda like we subjectively think Michael Young is shit when he GIDPs and strands 5 runners in a ballgame.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
Michael Young has GIDP'd his way to my black heart
with a solid 4 year sample.
Neftali Feliz apparently is struggling because of a 4 pitch sample
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
I was speaking subjectively, dude.
And I acknowledged it.
Get over it.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
This is how Coco..
and Wetteland lived, as well.
It isn’t a closer if they don’t give you heart attacks.
by ghostofErikThompson on Sep 1, 2010 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Hopefully
Tanner Scheppers breaks the mold
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
Obviously
it’ll start next year
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
That seemed a little more heart-attack-y than usual tonight
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Fave Frankie tune.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
How do you pick one?
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2010 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions
If I had to pick one.....
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
Not often your team gives up three game tying homers and sees them die short of their target.
Hopefully our price for that good fortune isn’t Cruz.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
Neffy has been giving up some scary fucking drives
lately in his save attempts. He makes it interesting, that’s for sure.
Happy birthday to Kenny. Happy birthday to you.
KC's gun might be fast...
but damn 101-102 is still legit.
Moreland – He is really surprising me with his power. 2 HR’s in KC which has a park factor of 70 for a HR.
"No nuts, no glory"
Both HRs
were to centerfield
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
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Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
by RangersSD on Sep 1, 2010 10:06 PM CDT reply actions 5 recs
Hmmm...
I wonder if I still have any of my old Becketts. I had the one from right after Mickey Mantle died that had a big picture of him on the cover. I wonder if that’s worth anything.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
I was surprised to find out theres a collectors market for old becketts
i’ve got tons of them in boxes, never threw any out
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
We can reuse that one in a couple of days.
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
"If I had caught it, the force would have taken me through the fence." -- Rockies outfielder Ryan Spilborghs about a Nelson Cruz line drive.
by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 1, 2010 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions
LOUI LOUI!
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
Ok...so.
I took a bunch of Benadryl for those hives I got….
I now feel as if I smoked weed and snorted a pound of cocaine all at once.
One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....
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I know.
because of movies.
One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 1, 2010 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions
one of the best feelings, my friend
"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar
by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 1, 2010 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Benadryl
good shit.
For about an hour, before I pass out and sleep for ten hours.
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Couple of Benadryl
and the next day I feel like I’ve been on a three day drunk in Tijuana. That stuff works me over.
Meh.
I just take 1/2 or 1 depending on the time....I'm a pretty big dude and it handles business.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
2nd Generation Antihistamines
Do tryings.
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2010 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Great game........
but I do not trust Feliz at all!!
Every time someone’s made contact lately, it looks like it’s going out.
He’s gonna get burned at the worst time.
Member of the LSB Suite Night Club
Are you kin to that guy who said Colby doesnt give the team chances to win?
THE RANGERS ARE FULL OF UNBELIEVEABLE SUCK GIVE UP NOW IT DOES NOT MATTER GOOD BYE.
"It has been said that baseball is to the United States what revolutions are to Latin America, a safety valve for letting off steam. I think baseball is more serious than any Latin American revolution. But, then, I am a serious fan." -- George F. Will
this fucking guy.
fucking moron
"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar
by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 1, 2010 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Man
you’ve just been an endless stream of fail lately.
You make me glad I didn’t go to LSB suite night.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
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"There's really no way of knowing... Sometimes when I see their big eyes looking up from my lap I think, that's definitely a homeless guy in a fur coat." Betty White on SNL
by Pocket Ninja on Sep 1, 2010 10:07 PM CDT reply actions 14 recs
Beautiful!
THE RANGERS ARE FULL OF UNBELIEVEABLE SUCK GIVE UP NOW IT DOES NOT MATTER GOOD BYE.
"It has been said that baseball is to the United States what revolutions are to Latin America, a safety valve for letting off steam. I think baseball is more serious than any Latin American revolution. But, then, I am a serious fan." -- George F. Will
El Caballero
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
by scoop16 on Sep 1, 2010 10:07 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
too soon
"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar
by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 1, 2010 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Pity rec'd
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
ROMAN MENDEZ!!!!
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
<3
Sometimes I press CTRL+F and type in "Josey Wales" just to see if he made a stupid statement.
by Pith on Sep 1, 2010 10:08 PM CDT reply actions 10 recs
She's the only reason to see that otherwise bad movie
"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." -Chuck Morgan speaking for all of us
Which movie is that?
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 1, 2010 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Uh oh, if you're not kidding you're gonna be flamed
by booyakasha on Sep 1, 2010 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I thought that had to be it.
But it could have also just been a picture of a hot chick.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 1, 2010 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions
The hot chick...
…is Kate Bosworth.
Now, back to your regularly scheduled programming.
by Bats and Balls on Sep 1, 2010 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah I recognize her now.
Bill Simmons says she has 80 grade legs.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 1, 2010 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
She is the love of my life
I would do thingd to her that are illegale in 47 states
by FBH22 on Sep 2, 2010 12:04 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
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Mavs MoneyBall!!
Dallas Stars Examiner!!
poster formerly known as hinduplaya
No, no, no
One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 1, 2010 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Ya he sucked
but I still wonder what would’ve happened if Parcellls hadn’t overused him his rookie year
Mavs MoneyBall!!
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How was he overused?
He missed half the season.
One of the last Joe Nieuwendyk supporters in Dallas....
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by Brandon Worley on Sep 1, 2010 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah
but right when he came back, didn’t Parcells give him 30+ carries in like 4 straight games? It was a while back so I’m not sure, but I don’t think its smart to give a guy 30+ carries for that amount of time even if he is fresher.
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X
"There's really no way of knowing... Sometimes when I see their big eyes looking up from my lap I think, that's definitely a homeless guy in a fur coat." Betty White on SNL
by Pocket Ninja on Sep 1, 2010 10:08 PM CDT reply actions 9 recs
Magic #
Let’s go get some Doughnuts!!!!
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
They just may be too hot for us to catch them in the home field race.
I really don’t want to start the playoffs in NY. I’d rather play in Tampa.
I done wet my britches tonight, numerous times.
Good lord.
by dolphinpuncher on Sep 1, 2010 10:08 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Have you been...
…surrounded by hot women for the last 20 years?
by caknuck on Sep 2, 2010 12:29 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
The race for HFA...
is all we have left.
by ghostofErikThompson on Sep 1, 2010 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Are we 1.5
or 2 down?
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
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Are the rangers going to the playoffs? Yes.
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I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 1, 2010 10:11 PM CDT reply actions 4 recs
Ryin, do something.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
Fuck, not sure how I can get so agitated in a game against KC
These Rangers are going to put me in the hospital before this season is over.
Me: But if we move to some state where our views are in the majority, I won't have anything to rant against all day long! What will fuel my rage??
Girlfriend: Well...you'll still have the Yankees.
Is LSB radio on tonight?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Tomorrow I think
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Yep
Tomorrow 9-10 CST… You can talk to Chuck, on the phone, which will be cool
"Hey Sanka, you can pee now... uuummm, too late...."
This used to be links to my websites... But the man got in the way, shut them all down... Damn the man...
Rangers Game Streams ~ Password: LSB123
by FormerLSBUser on Sep 2, 2010 1:17 AM CDT up reply actions
I'll rec it
"Hell's frozen over, Pigs are flying! The Saints have won the Super Bowl"
Shreveport Captains in LSB H2H Fantasy League
greatest 21 ever
"what I have learned in 11 years in the sports business is that the dumbest guys in the room are always the media guys." - mark cuban
by Longhorn on Sep 1, 2010 10:13 PM CDT reply actions 6 recs
BOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"Hell's frozen over, Pigs are flying! The Saints have won the Super Bowl"
Shreveport Captains in LSB H2H Fantasy League
Tim Duncan
one of the best basketball players ever.
And the way he handled his Free Agency makes LeBron look like even more of a cocksucker.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
Exactly. Learned it from a great, great man...
David Robinson.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
So
one of my best memories ever was David Robinson coming to our elementary school in Austin during my 4th grade year. He spent like 2 hours with our class.
He didn’t get paid a dime for the visit and the only reason he came was because we asked him to.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
David Robinson rocks.
Tim Duncan, yuck.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
You don't like the Admiral.
Class act.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
I don't see how anyone can't like David Robinson.
It’s like not liking Roger Staubach.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 1, 2010 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions
He was an amazing role model.
He is part of why I enjoyed the NBA when I was young. And when he got TIm and they did the whole Twin Towers thing. It was how all sports should be played. A class act veteran taking a young guy (who could possibly take his job) and teaching him everything. I also respected Tim coming from Wake Forest and taking it all in. You never heard a peep out of him for 3 years.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
He's trying to be Punk Rock right now...let him go with it.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
You don't like the Admiral, either? WTF
Nicest guy in the history of the sport.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
NO, I like him.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Why is he trying to pick fights with us?
Does he want to break up with us? I don’t understand!
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
I respect Tim Duncan the man about as much as possible.
I respect Tim Duncan’s playing ability just the same.
I do not respect how he acts sometimes on the court.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 1, 2010 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions
this is how i feel, well put
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Every player bitches and moans
it’s the NBA. I’d much rather have DUncan than someone with endless false Bravado like KG.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
Duncan is a whiny bitch.
KG is a giant douche.
I dislike both of them.
by Arson55 on Sep 1, 2010 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Eh, I don't know about false bravado from KG
He just seems like an excessively competitive person. I can respect that.
Duncan acts like he honestly believes he’s never committed a foul in his life.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 1, 2010 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions
No
competitive is one thing.
Beating up some undrafted rookie? That’s stupid.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
I hadn't heard about this, what was the rookie's name?
Can you get a link? I’d like to read about it.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 1, 2010 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions
It happened awhile ago
99-2003 era. Let me search it.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
He always tries to macho up on guys that are smaller than him too.
Fucking pussy.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Pretty standard
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
He thought he could bully Dirk.
And got owned.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
I believe you when you say it happened, so that's not an issue
I’d just like to hear more about it.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 1, 2010 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions
He plays the game.
I dislike the looks and the flops, but it’s part of the game now a days. Everyone fucking cries and moans. It’s part of why I quit watching.
He wouldn’t do it if the refs didn’t give in to it. I hate NBA refs so much for ruining my enjoyment of professional basketball.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
by AceJC on Sep 1, 2010 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Quote of the night:
I hate NBA refs so much for ruining my enjoyment of professional basketball.
by booyakasha on Sep 1, 2010 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
It started with Jordan, as much as people hate to remember that.
I mean “started” in the sense that it began happening all the time with Jordan, it probably happened sporadically with other stars in the past.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 1, 2010 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh my God
how long does a Miami heat game last this year because of the fouls?
4 hours?
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
As much shit as he throws around...
Bill Simmons called it with his preview of the ’05 Finals. He called it exactly.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 1, 2010 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, all the ME ME ME!!! bullshit turned me off years ago
Jesus was my closer, till he blew the save.
by DonDrapersOPS on Sep 1, 2010 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm not going to lie, I'm player hating because he plays for the Spurs.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Please note
During duncan’s first several years on the league, he was the exact opposite. Not saying it’s right, but, if you don’t complain, you don’t get calls.
by Neftali's arm on Sep 1, 2010 11:25 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
vomit-cough-vomit-fart
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
HIGH FIVE!
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
WOO WOO
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
Better than Dirk
(runs away)…
Troy McClure: "Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy! If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about!"
by stupidsexyflanders on Sep 1, 2010 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions
No, he is.
From a devout Mavs fan, he is.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 1, 2010 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Still shouldn't be saying it.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
Not at this point in their careers
But in their respective primes yeah, and career-wise yeah
Yawn.
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2010 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions
I hate him so, so much
But damn, do I respect him.
by Past A Diving Michael Young on Sep 1, 2010 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions
I'd love to see..
Tim Duncan play baseball. Any pitch he took would have to be a ball or he’d give the ump that horrible/disappointed/“I’ve never fouled” look…
So he'd be a Yankee?
"Hell's frozen over, Pigs are flying! The Saints have won the Super Bowl"
Shreveport Captains in LSB H2H Fantasy League
Has there ever been a man who whined more like a fuckin baby in professional sports?
by booyakasha on Sep 1, 2010 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Manu.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 1, 2010 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Plenty
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
Somewhere Tim Duncan is sitting on a fold-out chair, staring at a blank wall and waiting for the next season to start.
by dolphinpuncher on Sep 1, 2010 10:28 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
You've read that Onion article too, then?
Longhorn, I couldn’t rec this post any harder if I tried. I missed the end of the game, or I would have posted my own.
by DrumsInTheDeep on Sep 1, 2010 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Ok, this series this weekend is the most important for us in maybe a month
as far as what can be gained. Fuck the Minn Twinks!
Yeah...
The Rangers should do themselves a favor and win that series against the Twins.
by ghostofErikThompson on Sep 1, 2010 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm really really sorry
Fuck Arias
by hornedfrogs45 on Sep 1, 2010 10:15 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
you should be
"If Nolan Ryan hadn't been born, Larry McMurtry would have made him up."
----Kevin Sherrington of the Dallas Morning News to Bud Selig.
Ha! Rec'd for balls
Jesus was my closer, till he blew the save.
by DonDrapersOPS on Sep 1, 2010 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions
He wasn't even the best pitcher on that staff.
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
I've talked to people that say he was maybe the 3rd best.
Still a good pitchers.
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
Yeah, Nefti makes me nervous as shit
Jesus was my closer, till he blew the save.
by DonDrapersOPS on Sep 1, 2010 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Ron Washington fungo took him to school.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
And more importantly, where was this during his first 12 months of playing the position?
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
Overrated
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
Very
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
got a ring.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
This is a terrible way to evaluate an individual in a team sport.
by Past A Diving Michael Young on Sep 1, 2010 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Robert Horry laughs at them all. So does Ron Harper.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
HE's overrated
because he was one of the worst accumulators in the league and for 10 years he was an awful manup defender who got a great reputation because he’s good at timing weakside blocks.
He always bitched about how TIm Duncan had all the support, but the moment he got anyone good with him his scoring fell off a cliff.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
i'm sure
his scoring dropping when he teamed with allen and pierce had nothing to do with him being 31 and having over 1,000 career games at that point, but still managed to win the finals and defensive poy.
and duncan has always been the #1 option on offense, garnett has never been that in boston.
Duncan
hasn’t been the #1 option on offense for 4 or 5 years, but besides that, you can’t make the argument that you are better because of the stats and then immediately fall off a cliff when you’re put into a similar situation like KG did. It’s so disingenuous and stupid.
Duncan also played much, much, much better man to man defense and was the rare player who got great rebound rates despite having a high block rate.
Tim Duncan knows how to play defense. Kevin Garnett knows how to jump and then scream like a retard for 10 minutes afterwards. So fucking overrated.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
by FirebatM3 on Sep 1, 2010 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
i don't think anyone is saying Garnett is > Duncan.
but Garnett is not over rated. I don’t think people even consider Garnett > Dirk, do they?
They certainly do
they way over value his defense. It’s sickening.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
But as an overall package
I’d say Dirk> Garnett at this point.
Also, Garnett doesn’t have a post move. Not just some, a. He has exactly one offensive move right now, and that’s that 18 ft jump shot.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
at this point, yes
Garnett is no good for more than 20mpg and was dominated by Gasol. Career wise I think Garnett>Dirk.
And his chest pounding.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
Nice
Especially the last sentence. Rec
"Jurick Profar is tired of practice!! I wanna play I wanna play….waiting for march 12 to go to spring training! to kill some pichers:D:D I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!" - Jurickson Profar
did he get based by Volstad?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
hadn't seen it yet...
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
From Jeff Sullivan...
"No nuts, no glory"
by coolaid on Sep 1, 2010 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions 6 recs
OH SHIT, BRO GOT WRECKED!
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 1, 2010 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
HAHA
my favorite part of that is that it took like 10 seconds for any other National to get there.
They’re all like – fuck that guy.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
I like how he starts talking shit to the fans after he just got his ass whipped.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Fuck MLB
They pulled it.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 1, 2010 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Nope I just got done watching it.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
thanks, Pops.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
No prob chief.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
"chief" always gives me a chuckle..
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Heh.
Boss, friend, pal, buster, jack, bub, son, guy. I love this meme because there’s so many options.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
don't be afraid to make up some.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Sport, lad, kid, man, dude, bro.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 1, 2010 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Bossanova, Chieftain, Slick, Bubba, Hosstetler
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
...boo...
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
"boo"
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Gaby Sanchez
The New DeRosa, I think. Awesome guy.
"Jurick Profar is tired of practice!! I wanna play I wanna play….waiting for march 12 to go to spring training! to kill some pichers:D:D I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!" - Jurickson Profar
Hard not to like a guy that does something like that...
and Volstad learned to not throw behind a guy. The catcher had no chance to help in that situation.
by lost in space on Sep 2, 2010 1:24 AM CDT up reply actions
it looked like Volstad held his own pretty well
the pitcher is always at a disadvantage…he’s standing there waiting (playing defense, if you will) and the batter is running full-steam at him (playing offense). The pitcher can’t exactly make the first move..he has to react. But in this deal, Volstad took a glancing blow and then got 2-3 decent licks in. And Morgan ended up getting his ass whooped.
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
I like the way Gabby picks his hat up right after clotheslining Morgan.
Also, I’m not sure where #28 was the whole time, but he came into the crowd like a wild boar about 25 secs after the fight began.
by lost in space on Sep 2, 2010 1:30 AM CDT up reply actions
Bullpen guy probably.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
I looked him up, he's an OF...
he came from the dugout; must have been taking a piss or something.
by lost in space on Sep 2, 2010 2:02 AM CDT up reply actions
That or he was afraid to get hit.
Pansy.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Nah
they’re for formerly good players.
"Jurick Profar is tired of practice!! I wanna play I wanna play….waiting for march 12 to go to spring training! to kill some pichers:D:D I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!" - Jurickson Profar
That is what's called "protecting your pitcher"
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
he'll decapitate someone.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Moreland doesn't give a SHIT.
And Blanco would knife a bitch.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 1, 2010 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Odds that Blanco has a shiv in his stirrup?
30…..40 percent?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
112%.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 1, 2010 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
toothbrush or comb?
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
A shiv?
he has a Machete in there
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
that's a big stirrup then....heh
Everytime I think of machetes I think of Michael Douglas in Romancing the Stone.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Jason was a tough sumbitch.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
He'll decapitate
everyone on the opposing team.
Methodically.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
Revenge for the catcher...
he ran over the other night.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
and after they gave him his well-deserved plunking earlier in this evening's game
he stole 2nd and 3rd. In an 11-run game. He’s got some serious issues with understanding “how the game is played.”
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
Florida ended up scoring 10 runs
So I don’t know how you can say stealing was bad. Yeah it doesn’t jive with tradition but it was only the 4th inning and they obviously scored some runs. That run could have ended up being a difference maker
It's not like they were up by 11.
His team was down.
by Past A Diving Michael Young on Sep 2, 2010 9:53 AM CDT up reply actions
i was just going by what I heard on the radio on the way home
probably should’ve read the actual game story. I will stand by my original point that he is a douchebag.
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
For some reason this gives me a headache.
I think it is the temporary infusion of the pitcher and 1st basemen screwing up my eyes.
Please post.
I missed this.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
He and Milton Bradley can do group together.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
lol
Jesus was my closer, till he blew the save.
by DonDrapersOPS on Sep 1, 2010 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions
He refers to himself as Tony Plush,
is currently appealing a suspension for throwing at a fan, and watch his reaction as he is being walked off the field. He is acting like he won a fight or something.
"No nuts, no glory"
He missed a nice opportunity there.
Take a walk and steal two more bases. Bigger fuck you than charging the mound.
kling klang king of the rim ram room
Those Nats sure can pick 'em
Elijah Dukes would be proud.
"Jurick Profar is tired of practice!! I wanna play I wanna play….waiting for march 12 to go to spring training! to kill some pichers:D:D I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!" - Jurickson Profar
Keep on pointin' towards the heavens...
Gettin’ there, Rangers.
"Three man rush, and Young stumbles on the way back and fires up the middle - pass is caught by Owens! Owens made the catch!"
"HO-HI-HO-HUAHA!"
-Pat's and John's subsequent and intelligible reactions to The Catch II
by Ranger10 on Sep 1, 2010 10:21 PM CDT reply actions 4 recs
yes
if i knew how to rec i would so rec this!
Elvis Andrus and Derek Holland make me moist!
by Nah ha ha He He on Sep 1, 2010 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions
For a
49er, Maverick, Star, FC Dallas,RANGER, hell for a little league team but never for a Cowboy, they don’t deserve it.
Elvis Andrus and Derek Holland make me moist!
by Nah ha ha He He on Sep 1, 2010 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions
the original #21 in NBA
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by IrishP1 on Sep 1, 2010 10:22 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
sorry for the sizing.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
'NIQUE!
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 1, 2010 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions
THE HUMAN HIGHLIGHT REEL!
I miss the old dunk contests between him and MJ
"Hell's frozen over, Pigs are flying! The Saints have won the Super Bowl"
Shreveport Captains in LSB H2H Fantasy League
BOOM!
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
by boomer1 on Sep 1, 2010 10:29 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
always gonna
get a rec from me, boomer.. Sooner born and sooner bred, and when I die I’m sooner dead
Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules
by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 2, 2010 3:38 AM CDT up reply actions
HE ALREADY WORKS AROUND THE CLOCK!
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 1, 2010 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions
GIMME BACK MY SON!
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEDOMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Ooooo, sorry Champ.
I think I ate your chocolate squirrel.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 1, 2010 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions
I'M TRYING TO REACH LANDO CALRISSIAN!
by DrumsInTheDeep on Sep 1, 2010 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions
YEAH, GET 'EM A BODY BAG!
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
GREAT, KID, DON'T GET COCKY!
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 1, 2010 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
THIS IS SPARTA!
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
I. DON'T. WANT. YOUR LIFE!
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 1, 2010 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions
THIS ONE GOES HERE, THAT ONE GOES THERE!
by DrumsInTheDeep on Sep 1, 2010 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions
WELCOME TO THE ROCK!!!!
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
AWWW, WHAT'S IN THE FUCKING BOX?!
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
JOHN DOE'S GOT THE UPPER HAND
"You'd better pass." -Marty Lyons
by Haeger Champ on Sep 2, 2010 12:58 AM CDT up reply actions
No
he DHs when he doesn’t catch.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
Is Dana trying to make Blanco cry?
“Exactly. And that means you’ll be getting less playing time.”
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Blanco is just a kid happy to be playing the game.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
And Dana is stealing his lollipop.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
by AceJC on Sep 1, 2010 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Sorry I missed most of the game.
And the GDTs. But I went to the movies with a friend I hadn’t seen for about a month.
And on a related note. Scott Pilgrim viewing count at 4. Rating: Awesome.
People do suck. And they're idiots.
But the marketing for the movie was not good. Far better trailers could have been made.
Still, there is no reason for the movie to have done this poorly. It’s one of the best movies in a long time. I’m trying to do my part, and I’ve been telling everyone to go see it as well. But I can’t even make an impact, and I know it.
It just depresses me that my favorite movie is doing this poorly.
Man
at this pt, just be glad it came out at all.
Now we can own the DVD and watch it for eternity.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
True.
I imagine that four theater viewings is all I’m going to do. So I’ll just have to get a PS3 so I can make sure to get the BluRay.
Oh yes
one day, we’ll meet at LSB night, and we will spend it all just watching Scott Pilgrim.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
Yep.
I haven’t seen it, mainly because I don’t go to a lot of movies, but might now only because of the flurry of good reviews I’ve read. The marketing absolutely turned me off to this flick; I had no idea what it was about until a friend of mine kind of laid it out to me.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
I just dont understand why people didnt like the marketing for it
but i guess it is hard for me to see that perspective since i follow up movies on my own through various sites/trailers
Josey Wales is stupid
The theatrical trailer
was a lot better than the TV Spots. THe 2nd Theatrical trailer was fantastic.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
I liked the trailer. But at the same time, it didn't use a lot of the better scenes from the movie.
And at the same time, they could very easily have made two distinct kinds of trailers. They could have made a romanitc comedy-esque trailer and thrown it in front of chick movies and then made a trailer focusing on the action scenes to be placed in front of more guy movies.
I really think there was enough material available to pull that off.
Tommy Boy
“Ah. M&Ms in the dash board. That’s really gonna up the resale value.”
“They’ve got a thin candy shell. I think we’re gonna be ok.”
“Your brains got a thick candy shell.”
" (mutters) You’re the one with the shell on your head."
“Were you talking?”
“Shut up, Richard.”
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
What'd you do?!
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
I got douched with mud
hey, Chucko. That doesn’t smell like mud.
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
If I wanted a kiss I'd have asked your mother.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Jesus, what happened to your face?
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Also
the makeup ppl for this need to be fired.
Mary Elizabeth Winstead is like 10X hotter in any other movie than she was in this.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
...I don't know. I really like her as Ramona.
She may not be ‘hot,’ but she’s certainly attractive. And well…fuck, that she is hot as hell as Ramona. I would hit that all the fucking time.
Really, I’ve got no issues with it.
I think
they needed to do the longer/bigger hair. Ramona had bigger hair than they gave her credit for.
I will say, though, that Todd Ingram and Lucas Lee were two of the most awesome designs ever.
Loved Brandon Routh as Todd. Greatest villain in the movie, and that’s saying a lot.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
"Looks like someone wants to get funky.."
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
Not his line, but related:
“Hey, man, I’ve always wondered: how does not eating dairy products give you psychic powers?”
...I can't make a call. I like all the villians.
…I think though I lean ever so slightly towards Matthew. Just his entrance and how he gets the over the top nature of them going from the very beginning.
I also like that he busts into song for no reason. Always a win.
It's a Ballywood musical
which was awesome.
THough I’m saddened that movie Scott did not come back with a broadway play like Comic Book Scott did.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
I'm waiting for my copies of the graphic novels to come in.
I’m so very impatient…So very impatient.
So I guess I'm not nuts
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
Magic Number
I must have missed the beginning of this. Can someone please explain what the magic number stands for?
One man, five lunches
The magic number is the combined wins and losses by the 2nd place team (Oakland) before the Rangers clinch.
Everytime the A’s lose, it goes down 1. Everytime we win, it goes down 1.
Actually, it's just the number we have to win
it goes down when our nemesis loses (for obvious reasons)
Here you go.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magic_number_(sports)
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
Rangers wins and A's losses before we clinch the division.
Every time we win and they lose, the number goes down one for each.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 1, 2010 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions
links are better....
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
here you go buddy
http://www.obsoletecomputermuseum.org/magic/magicexpo.shtml
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I just went to vote for Sears' "Five-Tool Player of the Year" and Hamilton isn't a candidate...
But Torii Hunter is??
Ephesians 3:20-21...and I can only imagine
They got confused.
Hunter is on there for the “Biggest Tool of the Year.”
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 1, 2010 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Sears sucks Ted.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Applause.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
could you feel the Rainman vibe?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Oh. No, it just sounded funny.
I almost loled, but haaed instead.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
My cousin just went to Notre Dame.
She’s already getting tagged in pictures by guys on the football team who she’s hanging out with.
Urge to kill. . . rising. . .
by philkid3 on Sep 1, 2010 10:38 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
You're national now, bub. No homicidal thoughts anymore.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
seriously, rise above it young professional.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
OK, well I my sister onece dated a basketball player....
who was kicked off the team for stealing salt shakers.
Just be glad if those pictures are the only things she getting "tagged" in by those players.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 1, 2010 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions
This was inevitable.
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2010 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions
They're probably just hoping
she can explain the spread offense to them.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
by FirebatM3 on Sep 1, 2010 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions 7 recs
Pics......?
kidding…sorta
Josey Wales is stupid
by Horns130 on Sep 1, 2010 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
He said no
…oh wait, that’s what you were calling HIM? ok
"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha
Just kidding btw Phil
you know i love you….i could like your cousin a little more, but whatever…:)
Josey Wales is stupid
Barry Sanders at okie state with the magic #
"I believe in the Church of Baseball. I tried all the major religions and most of the minor ones. I've worshipped Buddha, Allah, Brahma, Vishnu, Siva, trees, mushrooms and Isadora Duncan. I know things. For instance, there are 108 beads in a Catholic rosary and there are 108 stitches in a baseball. When I learned that, I gave Jesus a chance." ~Ron Shelton, Bull Durham
by Brooks on Sep 1, 2010 10:42 PM CDT reply actions 5 recs
Barry Sanders
no one can hate Barry Sanders right? Not even in the Angrydome?
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
I loved Barry Sanders..so fun to watch.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I loved watching him, too.
I hated people conveniently ignoring the times he would dance around and ignore an actual hole and get tackled behind the line of scrimmage.
He was the king of the Boom or Bust runners, but he was still a Boom or Bust runner, and people only look at the Booms.
TO be fair
he had a lot of booms despite rushing behind a bust of an oline.
I really think that had a lot to do with it
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
No, I agree with that.
But he lost a lot of yards because of his opposition towards following blocks, as well.
that's why he was fun to watch...he'd pop off -1, 0, 2, -3, 1, 12, 23, 49, -9, 2, 3, 29
I can go on…but you understand.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
He played behind...
…a terrible o-line and a piss poor passing game. Defenses keyed on Barry and Barry alone. Miraculous he didn’t get killed, much less be so great.
by Bats and Balls on Sep 1, 2010 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Jesus
it took like .5 secs for those guys to get into the backfield.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
Takes a special kind of fucktard to hate Barry Sanders.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 1, 2010 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Feel terrible for him that he had to play for the Lions.
Should have been the best ever, might still be.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 1, 2010 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions
I agree
Still the best i’ve ever seen.
by Bats and Balls on Sep 1, 2010 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Herschel Walker
Barry Sanders
Hugh Green
Three greatest college players I’ve ever seen.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
Vince Young
Definitely the greatest for me.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 1, 2010 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions
As a Red Raider, I have to agree with that.
Damn, that stung a little.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
C'mon
you had little Ricky!!!!
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Billy Sims
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
Quentin Griffin
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
The little bowling ball
Killed the Longhorns.
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
I thought he was gonna be a poor man's Sanders.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
He wasn't bad
To small in the NFL though
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
Agreed
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
I still hate that little fucker
btw boomer…jump into the college football thread
im curious about your opinion on the cheaters….i mean sooners….:)
Josey Wales is stupid
You already know my feelings
You hate Griffin like I hate Shipley
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
heh...
one problem though, one of those guys is actually talented….that little fucker was just an annoying little gnat that couldnt ever be killed….grrrrr
no more talking about this topic though…ive erased those games from my memory
Josey Wales is stupid
Truce(for now)
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
I still can't believe you guys almost let Shawn Bell beat you in '06.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 1, 2010 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Caddilac Williams belongs on that list, as well.
Maybe my favorite college RB ever to watch run down-to-down
Yeah...he was
ESPN just showed the same 3 fucking plays every single fucking day…it was the dumbest fucking thing ive ever seen
and on that one punt return there were 2 penalties, and the fucker stepped out of bounds
so fucking overrated
Josey Wales is stupid
OK.
You obviously have some built-up anger against Reggie Bush. You have my condolences for not thinking that a running back who averaged 8.7 yards per carry and 12.9 yards per reception was overrated.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
I don't care for Reggie Bush
and he hasn’t made much of a difference as a pro, but his college career was nothing short of absolutely spectacular on a weekly basis.
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
His paychecks on a weekly basis were also nice.
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
Underrated post.
Glad he finally got the axe for that.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 1, 2010 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Please, the "axe". More like USC got the axe and he apologized and goes on
"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha
Not a bad point.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 1, 2010 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions
eh
there’s a lot of blue-chippers that get paid. It doesn’t really bother me.
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
Of course it doesn't.
You live in Oklahoma.
/wink.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 1, 2010 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Hey now! LOL
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
Hey now you be nice.
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
That talk, look, and act just like you.
But aren’t you.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 1, 2010 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions
I was thinking of that scene in Caddyshack where they're in the pro shop
and Al Czervik says, "When you buy a hat like that, you outta get a free bowl of soup…..(looks at Judge Smails wearing the same hat) but it looks good on you though (rolls eyes).
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
Ok I feel better now
I have lived in Texas for 17 years now.
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
Yep.
Anybody who doesn’t think their team is at least looking the other way on certain players is naive.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
I was just saying.
I know it happens at every level of collegiate sports.
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
This is my take as well
If your program is Top 10 year in and year out they are cheating in some way.
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
I knew you would
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
Doesn't make his accomplishments on the college field any less amazing.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
This post is factually correct.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
Well, probably to some degree
They kept talking about his ‘all-purpose yards’ as if that meant rushing+receiving instead of including return yards.
Still great, though…
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2010 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions
So...fucking.....overrated
I cant believe all the people here bash ESPN constantly but cant see that Bush was a product of ESPN
Josey Wales is stupid
and let me preface this by saying that he was very good...just not as good as ESPN made him
Im not actually sure he was the best back on his own team
Josey Wales is stupid
I got Bo 4th, and Tebow 5th.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
Heh, he was fun.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
Would have been a serious Heisman candidate on a good team.
I was at all his home games his senior year. He was so absolutely incredible, his ability to make something out of nothing so many times.
Would have had 2,000 yards and a rushing title if his team could have just held on to a few more late leads.
Hardesty,
I’m upset he won’t get a chance to Jerome more.
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2010 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Mitch Maher?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I figured you a Toby Gowin guy.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
Ishmail, Vick, McGahee, and, gulp, Bush.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Barry Sanders has the most negative yards in NFL history
but I would still take him
Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
Ya, when you measure forwards and not actual yards ran
"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha
I don't remember the exact number
but I know he has more than 1500 negative rushing yards
Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
What would the Magic Number tonight be without this gem?!
Strike a pose!!!!
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
WOOOOOOOO.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
by ghtd36 on Sep 1, 2010 10:50 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
Newberg throwing out the trade proposals...
Dial ahead three months. Michael Kirkman, Mitch Moreland, Tanner Scheppers, and Jurickson Profar for Billy Butler. Who says no?
I do.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
Yep.
Moreland, Kirkman and Profar for Butler, yes.
Scheppers, though, makes that pot too rich.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
Im not even a 100% sure id do that....
but i fucking love Profar so it is hard to be completely objective
Josey Wales is stupid
I will agree with this
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
So do I, what the fuck is that. I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler
but then again, I’m a homer in this instance. Mitch has promise
DOES NOT COMPUTE.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 1, 2010 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions
This one needs to be saved
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chain saw?
There, I made it my sig
till I feel I have lived it down
"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha
by booyakasha on Sep 1, 2010 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
You've won, sir.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
No, he just made the loss a little less of a blowout.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 1, 2010 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Nice
"Jurick Profar is tired of practice!! I wanna play I wanna play….waiting for march 12 to go to spring training! to kill some pichers:D:D I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!" - Jurickson Profar
Oh, I'll never be off the hook for that.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
Billy Butler
is 6 months younger than Mitch Moreland.
That’s insane.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
That sounds like a first offer from KC
It’s a starting point, but we’d need to trim down our side….besides, their minor league system is loaded, we’d need to find a need
Ok Newberg
needs to stop.
Just stop.
Take a 2 month break.
Enjoy the playoffs, give the duties to Lucas.
COme back to write the 2010 CHampionship Rangers retrospective.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
by FirebatM3 on Sep 1, 2010 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I swear something about Moneyball
makes everyone want to convince Kansas City to trade their players away. First it was a possible Greinke deal every five minutes, now we’re going to start up with Butler. Next year it will be Mouztakas, or however you spell his name
Go Rice Owls!
THAT guy is fucking insane.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 1, 2010 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Butler ain't that good, people.
He’s a nice player. Might do better power-wise in a real man’s ballpark even.
But he’s not that kind of end-all at first base.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
The reason
you’d trade for him is because you project an uptick in power going into his prime. Some guys like Adrian Gonzalez or Edgar Martinez explode, but yeah. Billy doesn’t hit for enough power to be a franchise 1B.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
No, just the people that would trade that kind of a package for him.
Butler seems to be a popular target for our end-all 1B solution since AJM did that post on him during the offseason.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
Just too much to give up.
The only way I do that package to them is if we give up just a bit more and get Greinke, too.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 1, 2010 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Throw in Perez with that package.
For Greinke and Butler. Wouldja?
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Yes.
Wait.
Take out Profar and put someone else not named Beltre in.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 1, 2010 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions
I'd do Moreland and Scheppers ...
Throw in Font and Leury Garcia.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 1, 2010 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions
I dont know if Id do that....
1B are easy to find…fuck go sign Dunn…move face…
enough options there that id be hesitant to trade a guy like Schepp, even if he has struggled a bit lately…and then youre going to add Moreland and Font…nope…
Josey Wales is stupid
What about...
Hunter, Moreland, and Font?
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Done.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 1, 2010 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions
That, I would do in a heartbeat.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
But, but, but...
Hunter is 12-2!
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Call Arizona
See if they’ll give us Reynolds.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
We already have Reynolds at AAA.
His name is Chris Davis.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 1, 2010 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Chris Davis will never be anything like Reynolds.
Reynolds is actually good at baseball.
And walking.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
BUT HUNTER HAS THE INCREDIBLE ABILITY TO SUPPRESS HIS BABIP!
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 1, 2010 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions
I would
do it in a heartbeat. Outside of Rangers players…Billy is my favorite player.
Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules
by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 2, 2010 3:40 AM CDT up reply actions
OT- ACU vs WT, 2nd Round Playoff Game Highlights.
I know it’s random, but I was on staff that year, I forgot how crazy that game was.
93-68
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
I don't know
what either ACU or WT stands for, and am only assuming basketball because one team has 93 points; but if the game was crazy then it must be football.
Go Rice Owls!
Ya Abilene Christian University vs West Texas A&M, I was the guy in the tower in front of the scoreboard.
First half lasted 2.25 hours, the game was like 5.5 hours. If I remember right there were 41/43 records set/broken in that game. A few of those records were broken in the game and then re-broken later on.
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
ACU=Abilene Christian University
it was football. They couldn’t do shit like that when I went to school, though. It was the Jack Kiser era of 3rd and 30 draw plays to end the game
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
The stars don't align too often to get 3 studs on the offensive side like that.
Put that offense with last year or this years defense, National Championship for sure.
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
redneck aggie University vs i have to go to school in that shithole town known
as Abilene University…..i think that’s what they stand for
you forgot the "C"
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
by Bob Loblaw on Sep 1, 2010 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Never heard that one.
McDirty is still the best one.
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
Wow
that’s some of the worst defense I have ever seen.
Fuck Arias
by hornedfrogs45 on Sep 2, 2010 1:32 AM CDT up reply actions
My favorite #21
"Don't confuse the outcome that a decision produces with the intelligence that went into making that decision."--Tony LaRussa
by Hard8 on Sep 1, 2010 11:13 PM CDT reply actions 4 recs
No, BBTN, Konerko shouldn't get MVP votes this year.
Because Hamilton should get them all.
And whichever ones he doesn’t get, Cabrera should get.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
Agreed
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
I don't think that's gonna happen, but not out of the question
"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha
Given the strengths and weaknesses in our system
Doesn’t it make a hell of a lot of sense to make a huge push for Adrian Gonzalez and let Cliff Lee go? I’m not saying this because of Cliff’s struggles recently because I am completely confident he is going to get it together and pitch great in the post season and again next year. We are loaded w/ pitching in the minors and outside of Moreland we have nothing at 1b, I like Mitch and all but Gonzalez takes care of a major weakness for the next 5 years or so
Mebbe.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 1, 2010 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions
1b is just a position I want a basher at
and while Mitch is solid, he is no Adrian Gonzalez
Well, wasn't that the thinking when we had Adrian to begin with?
Be careful (though my sig proves I have too much love for Mitch)
"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha
I think it's safe to say
JD fucked that one up(sorry JD, you have been near perfect since)
Brandon McCarthy wonders how you forgot about him.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 1, 2010 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Both those deals at least looked pretty good at the time they went down.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
I don't think moving Danks was popular or looked good when it happened
at least to me
"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha
Tell it again!
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
Everything between "Given" and the period after "so"
Oh wait…
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2010 11:32 PM CDT up reply actions
I couldn't care less about grammar
and the idea is still good imho and plenty of others who’s opinions I respect more than yours
Really?
Giving money to fill the need for an elite pitcher that are very hard to find vs trading away lots of prospects for a guy who is likely to leave in free agency after a short time? Who has been proposing this idea?
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2010 11:40 PM CDT up reply actions
We're loaded with pitching in the minors.
Forget that most of it is in A ball, we’re fucking stuffed to the rafters broseph.
Also, SD would totally be willing to trade AGon after the shitshower of the season they’re toiling through right now.
Is Gonzalez not a free agent?
I was under the impression he is, I am not for trading for him at all. My hypothetical is only if he is a FA, if not then my mistake.
So, uh...crumpets?
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 1, 2010 11:51 PM CDT up reply actions
well done
Rodney Peete’s wife is hot
"Don't confuse the outcome that a decision produces with the intelligence that went into making that decision."--Tony LaRussa
Holly Robinson Peete?
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 1, 2010 11:24 PM CDT up reply actions
correct
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
x
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
I <3 her
She’s still hot, even in her mid-40’s.
"Don't confuse the outcome that a decision produces with the intelligence that went into making that decision."--Tony LaRussa
Hey I will be 42 in October
She is right in my demographics
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
maybe you two
could sit in separate old-timey bathtubs in the backyard admiring the sunset and holding hands while you wait for your Cialis to kick in….
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
by Bob Loblaw on Sep 1, 2010 11:32 PM CDT up reply actions 10 recs
Needs more recs
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
I'll be honest
I don’t laugh at my own jokes much, but the mental image that I conjured up before posting this is making me giggle..
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
I thought it was funny
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
No, Cialis for daily use, "for when the time is right"
"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha
if you take this
you must be some kind of a pimp. “I get laid so much in spite of my floppy wiener that I have to have a constant stream of medication in my system just in case some lady wants me to bone her and I don’t have time to take a pill first.”
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
by Bob Loblaw on Sep 1, 2010 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
Wow, you are full of rec's tonight officer. +1 again
"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha
thanks
I’ll be here all week. Try the veal.
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
by Bob Loblaw on Sep 2, 2010 12:21 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Every time I hear "I'll be here all week" I think of the stupid Progressive commercial.
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
Ha. No offense intended
I’m 35, so she’s in my demo as well.
"Don't confuse the outcome that a decision produces with the intelligence that went into making that decision."--Tony LaRussa
She's great
BaD Radio interviews her during Super Bowl week every year. Always fun.
"Don't confuse the outcome that a decision produces with the intelligence that went into making that decision."--Tony LaRussa
x
CapitolAvenue “Speaking of future Royals, one NL official guaranteed to Newsday’s Ken Davidoff that Jeff Francoeur will play for Kansas City in 2011”
Seems to perfect to not happen.
I find it very hard to believe they won’t find a way to fuck up all that talent when it gets up here. They’ll surround their good players with Yuniesky Betancourts and Jeff Francouers.
Hope for a hot month
trade him for Alex Gordon.
Smoke victory cigar.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
the plan
Step 1: Acquire Frenchy from Mets for Arias. Flip Frenchy to KC for Gordon.
Step 2: ?
Step 3: Profit!
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
You forgot
Step 2.5: Move Gordon back to 3B.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 1, 2010 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Then maybe it's a sign you shouldn't have tried for that joke?
I mean, it’s funny and all, but that just might be a case of trying too hard.
Most of the internet has long broken away from that having to be a three step process.
??? can be anywhere from step three to infinity if you need.
How would that work?
“Naw Dayton, you’d have to give us something for him. We’re totally gonna offer him arb”
Sounds about right
He can pick up his World Series ring when the Royals come to town next spring
"Don't confuse the outcome that a decision produces with the intelligence that went into making that decision."--Tony LaRussa
Is it because Dayton Moore drafted Francouer
and still thinks he can be rescued?
Troy McClure: "Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy! If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about!"
by stupidsexyflanders on Sep 1, 2010 11:32 PM CDT up reply actions
I honestly just thought it was because he's a scrappy white guy who isn't afraid to swing the bat.
And has good character or something.
Yours makes more sense.
They apparently tried to give up Greinke for him!
Bizarre comment from a Mets fan at AA:
I don’t think the fact that 89% of mets fans think that the trade was bad means that mets fans are idiots. He was a popular player, gone after this year, and we traded him for someone similarly useless. Most peopel would rather just let him finish out the year here. It’s not like Bay is coming back, so there’s plenty of room for Duda or another prospect in left.
This website has a sick fascination with shitting on Francoeur; not every mets fan approaches the team like a wannabe GM, some people just get a kick out of going to the game and rooting for fun players. He’s a shit player, but he had personality and that makes him a fan favourite. Insulting everybody who likes him or who would have rather seen him finish out the season here in a lost season is just childish and immature imo.
that said, i’m glad they traded him for his own sake. i’d rather see him ride the pine on the playoff team than on the mets.
I don’t think anyone like this would last long at LSB.
Personality Plus!
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
by LSJ on Sep 2, 2010 1:41 AM CDT up reply actions
To be fair
At Amazin Avenue, we did love “shitting on Francoeur.” But only because a) it was hilarious, b) he could do no wrong in the media so they loved him, and c) he was really bad at baseball but has a rocket arm and 11 assists so we keep hearing about his “game changing defense.” It wasn’t personal.
Ryan Miller was the true MVP.
I really hate Jerry.
by Jsz on Sep 2, 2010 9:23 AM CDT up reply actions
I like the Francoeur move
Spider is gone and if we ever have an outfield of Francoeur, Hamilton, and Cruz it would be the best throwing outfield ever assembled for whatever thats worth
Key is Francoeur actually has to catch the ball.
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
We aren't talking about catching
Just throwing haha
didn't see
the last few innings. were the first two flyballs off nefty well hit? that last one was scorched.
The second to last one was hit on the track to Nellie too
"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha
The last two nearly made me shit my pants.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
no dvr? sucks to be you.
um, it’s alright.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
It's recorded and I'm debating playing it now
Sleep sounds good too though
it's a two hour show tonight, so.....
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Rex Ryan for 1 second is a beating I can't imagine for 2 hours.
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
very nice they're showing the game again in Kansas City..
do they do that in Texas?
This shit ain't over til Bengie Molina sings.
They have a "Lunch with the Rangers" thing that compresses it into an hour the next day
"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha
that might actually be better although...
I’d like to see Murph take out that second baseman again, it’s worth the wait.
This shit ain't over til Bengie Molina sings.
hahahahaha
it was cool you got to see your boy Grit McHustle go deep last night
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
it was awesome but the Vladdy homer was a thing of beauty...
that sucker almost left the park. Hey Murph didn’t do too bad tonight either…3 hits, takes out the second baseman on that DP ball and makes that awesome catch in left.
star of the game = David effin Murphy! again
This shit ain't over til Bengie Molina sings.
you're right on about Vlad's homer
that was as big a “no doubter” as I’ve ever seen. Right as he made contact I was saying to my wife, “holy shit, he mashed the hell outta that one!” And then she asked if we had to keep watching…
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
sorry just got room serviced..
yeh Vladdy’s coming around slowly but surely..
This shit ain't over til Bengie Molina sings.
hmmmm
“room serviced”….is that like the scene in Tommy Boy where Richard is knocking on the hotel room door pretending to be the maid and says, “Housekeeping..you want me jack you off?”
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
LOL no I just leave the door cracked...
I have a few very special college boys from Lawrence, KS (KU State) that like to come visit me when I’m in town. They’re so damn hospitable in Kansas let me tell ya!!
This shit ain't over til Bengie Molina sings.
Nellie looked okay after the game winning catch?
by lost in space on Sep 2, 2010 1:33 AM CDT up reply actions
yeh he seemed to be running alright, he just jarred himself when he hit the wall or caught his finger or something...
This shit ain't over til Bengie Molina sings.
ok they just showed Nellie again..
after the congrats. and he looks fine.
This shit ain't over til Bengie Molina sings.
BigGuns...
doesn’t need to resort to room service for that. He’s a globetrotting dude with enormous arms, what does he want a handjob from roomservice for?
"Blalock in the cleanup spot makes gives me agita." - Dustin
thank you Ben! handjob? snnnnoooooozeee...no thanks I can do that myself
and better!
This shit ain't over til Bengie Molina sings.
I hear that a lot from married guys..
it’s like when you get married you sign off on a fulfilling sex life over the long haul.
Although I’m sure a lot of couples keep it going for longer than others. There must be enough else going on so I guess that doesn’t matter as much in the final analysis (I hope for you guys sake).
This shit ain't over til Bengie Molina sings.
eh
I work 60+ hours a weeks (and odd hours), she’s currently knocked up and she spends all day taking care of the 2 year old…it sounds nuts, but we just don’t have that much time these days.
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
failure
“for being a horse’s ass.”
now who’s the horse’s ass?
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
Ballgame!
Another nail biter, but the best games always are. Besides we’re going to need to be comfortable with one run lead pressure if we’re going to beat the Yankees. They won’t let up, but neither will we. We’ll beat you yet, bombers.
by rusty greer needs a beer on Sep 2, 2010 1:09 AM CDT reply actions
glad the Rangers won...
however i came home to a broken in shed. took my good set of golf clubs, yet left 2 mountain bikes and a large amount of camping equipment. i hope whoever stole my shit enjoys dying by being boiled in a vat of acetone while listening to Captain and Tenille.
Follow me on Twitter @btbowling
Don't sleep on Captain & Tenille
Sorry your shit got broken into….this reminds me.
EVERYONE WHO READS THIS, TAKE NOTE!
Everything you have of value in your house (TVs, computers, game consoles, cameras, cell phones, electronice, FIREARMS, etc)…take down the serial numbers to these items and put them in a safe place (I emailed them to my yahoo account..that way I can access these numbers anyplace with an internet connection). There are 2 reasons this is important: 1) This is about the only chance you have of getting your stuff back…it could be pawned (pawn shop owners are required by law to turn their info – which includes all serial numbers – to the local PD so that serial numbers can be checked) or simply recovered (like if a car is stopped in the middle of the night with a bunch of tvs in it and the officer starts running serial numbers). If you file a police report AND they have the serial numbers listed, that is nation-wide. If your TV is stolen in Dallas (and it’s listed as such) and an officer in Walla Walla, WA finds your TV and runs the number, he’ll get a hit that says who it belongs to, what is the reporting agency, etc.
Number 2….this might be the only chance ot actually charging someone with possessing your stolen property (if it is, indeed, recovered). I stopped a car once with three DVD players in it. I started running serial numbers and everything came back clean. In the end, I had to let the guy go (even though I was fairly certain that he didn’t actually find three nice DVD players in a dumpster somewhere like he told me) because none were listed as stolen. Property crimes like this are, most of the time, perpetrated by someone who hits multiple houses…if he broke into your house, odds are that he broke into 5 or 6 more that same night. If the serial number off your TV is the ONLY serial number listed of all the things he took from all those houses, that one clue alone could be what breaks a residential burg ring wide open. So it not only helps you, it helps the whole community.
So, do us all a favor…..make sure you have your serial numbers. Now time for more handjob jokes with BigGuns.
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
by Bob Loblaw on Sep 2, 2010 1:45 AM CDT up reply actions 7 recs
I can't imagine someone breaking into my house.
I have four dogs, so they would have to shoot the dogs to get my stuff. And I would probably be more upset about the dogs than the stuff.
"Blalock in the cleanup spot makes gives me agita." - Dustin
residential burgs happen in the daytime while regular people are at work
auto burgs happen at night.
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
In the day time...
I’m at home sleeping. At night time, my girlfriend is at home sleeping.
"Blalock in the cleanup spot makes gives me agita." - Dustin
Yikes
I don’t think they would shoot your dogs. They would probably just move on to the next house. It would take a pretty desperate criminal to shoot four dogs to rob somebody’s house. That’s my reasoning, anyway. Long story short, I don’t think you have to worry about robbery.
by rusty greer needs a beer on Sep 2, 2010 3:50 AM CDT up reply actions
This.
Also, make your way over to the gun thread.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
I just found it
I can’t believe I missed it…..I love talking guns.
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
panic attack, Big Dick is up in the bullpen in a run one game!!!!
This shit ain't over til Bengie Molina sings.
Why don't you sit the next couple plays out
Fuck Arias
by hornedfrogs45 on Sep 2, 2010 1:35 AM CDT up reply actions
I was seriously rooting for him to come in
Because I had this sick feeling we where gonna blow the game anyway, and I wanted to see the fireworks if he did it.
This is why people hate me, I know.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
by LSJ on Sep 2, 2010 1:50 AM CDT up reply actions
Were you always like this?
Or is it that you still can’t believe the team is actually good now?
"Jurick Profar is tired of practice!! I wanna play I wanna play….waiting for march 12 to go to spring training! to kill some pichers:D:D I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!" - Jurickson Profar
He shits on everything, it's half bit. Cup-half-empty thing
"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha
What I want to know is...
what will people in the military think when he’s like this about stuff?
"Blalock in the cleanup spot makes gives me agita." - Dustin
You and I should just go ahead...
and shoot ourselves now Billy, you know we’re not making it out of basic training alive anyway.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Naw
I think it’s that I got burned out and stopped really caring a couple weeks ago.
The odd part is that was supposedly what GoET wanted me to do, which usually would make me care more, but… ehhh. The team hasn’t been playing all that great for the last month, and they haven’t had their starters on the field for half of it, so with the gigantic lead I kinda lapsed into apathy and started laughing at the pathetic parts instead of really getting mad.
I’m not really seriously rooting for us to lose, but I like laughing…
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
by LSJ on Sep 2, 2010 1:58 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm a total mystery to myself man.
I’m pretty sure that if you fused the worst of the personalty traits of a 16 year old and an 80 year old, I’m what you’d get, but beyond that… pshhaw. I ain’t got no idea.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
by LSJ on Sep 2, 2010 2:06 AM CDT up reply actions
What does MANTIS stand for?
I’m sorry but I can’t figure it out.
by rusty greer needs a beer on Sep 2, 2010 3:45 AM CDT reply actions
It's a played meme that resulted from something that happened back in Baltimore.
Some Baltimorian kid had a mantis on his head.
But I’m assuming you already knew that.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
by LSJ on Sep 2, 2010 3:56 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm ashamed to admit it, but I actually didn't.
Plus to further complicate things, I thought it was an acronym. Anyway, thanks for the info.
by rusty greer needs a beer on Sep 2, 2010 4:21 AM CDT up reply actions
It's a deity that Dirkatron offers up sacrifices to so the Rangers can win games...
But if you wanted to know what MANTITS stands for and accidentally misspelled it, it’s a very straight foward & blunt nudie bar that JeffWooWoo went to. And it stands for Man Ass N’ Testicles In This Shithole… He said the strippers were very enthusiastic, especially the one with leprosy on his testicles… Nothing left up to the imagination when those bad boys are being jammed in your face to the timing of “When a Man Loves a Woman”, which happens to be playing on the jukebox because B12 happened to be the only buttons not soaked in semen. But that’s ok, because you’re not at a YMCA and you’re not In The Navy… So Shut Up Bitches and call Glenn Beck cuz the Tea Bag train is coming through and there’s not a set of fuckin tit-tays on board! Except MANTITS!!! ….. That’s their slogan…
by slash on Sep 2, 2010 7:37 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
This might have already been talked about, but I don't think Volstad decked that guy...
It looked like his teammate channelled Randy “Macho Man” Savage and snapped a god damn Slim Jim on his ass, clotheslined him… Atleast no one pulled a Feldman, which is to say no one did a motion which is used for fisting a person against their will, while they’re standing…
He should open up a service for people who hate someone but don’t want to kill them… Just want to scar them for life, Like an underground drive by fisting company… Besides the initial damage, You make them very uncomfortable for weeks with stitches up their ass and stay with them forever through therapy, which also hits them in the wallet. Maybe no more anal sex? Now who’s the joke on? Be Smart! Don’t do it to your favorite hooker or your pregnant wife. But don’t worry, Scooter’s got your back, cuz he’s the Real Texas Hammer. Fuck Jim Adler! He’s the Real Brown Hand, Fuck Baby Girl’s Daddy!…… That’s his slogan…
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