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Series Preview: New York Yankees @ Texas Rangers - Post Season Preliminary

Now that the script has practically been written, your Texas Rangers will likely be spending their first week in October in New York to play the New York Yankees, again, in the ALDS. Therefore, this three game series against those Yankees is pretty big. It's not big in the traditional sense of being important to the standings (although the Rangers could do damage to the AL East lead and help position themselves to open post season play in Tampa Bay) but it's important. It's important in those ways in which we can't measure. We're in that fun-zone now where you hear things about intangibles and mental victories. How much you buy into that is probably proportional to the length of eye roll you just made when reading about them. So, how does a series matter greatly if it doesn't matter much at all? It's all about appearances.

Regardless of the fluff, we've got a weekend September series against the team the Rangers have only always played when they've been good enough to play more baseball after the regular season is over and likely the same team they'll see again. The Ballpark is going to be packed. It's going to have an atmosphere of a trial run. It's big because the Rangers are going to have to beat this Yankees team if they want this season to continue. Not this weekend, exactly, but soon.

One month ago exactly the Rangers split an exciting two game home series against the Yankees. One month from now exactly, barring a monumental collapse, the Rangers will be playing Game Three of the ALDS at the Ballpark. Does three games a month before it matters matter? It does probably more for the Rangers to make themselves believe it is possible than it does for the Yankees whom likely assume their birth-righted championships. After this weekend the Rangers won't play the Yankees again until October if things stay the way they're heading. I guess this is what they call statement games.

Friday, September 10 7:05: RHP Javier Vazquez vs. LHP C.J. Wilson

Saturday, September 11 7:05: RHP A.J. Burnett vs. RHP Tommy Hunter

Sunday, September 12 2:05: RHP Dustin Moseley vs. LHP Cliff Lee!

Star-divide

Going into a series that means more mentally than probably anything else, you have to like the fact that the Yankees are throwing the bottom of their rotation out there. However, frankly, now that Phil Hughes is struggling and Andy Pettitte is injured, there's a lot of bottom to the Yankees rotation past CC Sabathia. I'd wager that if this were October, there's a decent chance the Rangers would face Vazquez and Burnett anyhow. So while you might say, sure, the Rangers are playing the Yankees but it isn't a true test because they aren't pitching their best starters, that might actually not be true. And while Andy Pettitte might be healthy by the time more important games roll around and Phil Hughes might be pitching better then, right now, these guys going for the Yankees are their 2s and 3s.

Here comes the bad news, the Rangers will be facing the Yankees offense. That is truly a true test for anyone. The Yankees have far-and-away the best offense in baseball. So it will be interesting to see how the Rangers staff performs. Both C.J. Wilson and Cliff Lee are going to make playoff starts, probably against this Yankees team, and Tommy Hunter is pitching every game almost as an audition to do the same, I'd imagine. Elvis Andrus is back starting tonight, Josh Hamilton might be back at some point in this series, and Cliff Lee is supposedly healthy again. So, if you like playoff previews, much like the ones we've been thinking we might have been seeing for the last couple of months, well, this is pretty much as close as they come.

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New York Yankees (87-53, 1st place AL East)

Rangers' 2010 Record vs. New York: 1-4 (1-1 at RBIA)

New York's Recent Results: 1-2 Series loss against the Baltimore Orioles

SBN Yankee's Blog: Pinstripe Alley

     Match-up: (as of 9/09)

       Rangers

Yankees

Advantage

Batting

(RAR)

205.8

           (10th)

291.4

(1st)

Yankees


Starters

(RAR)

96.1

(19th)

80.9

(24th)

Rangers

Bullpen

(RAR)

40.4

(6th)

29.5

(9th)

Rangers

Overall RAR

342.3

401.8

Yankees

Defense Runs Saved

13

7

Rangers


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Questions to Ponder:

  • How do you feel about the fact that the Rangers are likely going to face the Yankees in the post season...again?
  • Did you know that the best starter the Rangers will face in this series is A.J. Burnett with his Scott Feldman-esque 1.2 WAR?
  • Over/Under: 4.5 fans who trade in their Yankees caps for a Texas Rangers cap discount?
  • Were you aware that Brett Gardner's WAR has gone from 2.9 to 4.9 in the month since these two teams have played each other? That's better than the hard charging Joe Mauer. Fuck Brett Gardner.
  • Cliff Lee pitches 6 2/3 giving up 3ER with 7Ks. How do you feel?

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YAY!!!

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Sep 10, 2010 3:02 PM CDT reply actions  

agreeageness

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 10, 2010 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Office Diehards..

Tim Allen Could Replace Steve Carell in ‘The Office’

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29

by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 10, 2010 3:02 PM CDT reply actions  

color me underwhelmed

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Sep 10, 2010 3:09 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

THAT

would suck.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Sep 10, 2010 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

That guy is hilarious...I love Santa movies....

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 10, 2010 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Home Improvement was a gas.....

I can’t do it anymore…I hate Tim Allen so much

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 10, 2010 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lol

I loved home improvement growing up

by Jobu. on Sep 10, 2010 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

He could finally afford his cocaine habit again

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Sep 10, 2010 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Damnit - I was going to make the cocaine joke

And it would have been better than yours.

"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.

Then he grounded out weakly to second.

by WyoRanger on Sep 10, 2010 5:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

its ok you can still make it

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Sep 10, 2010 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

im guessing

we’re discounting his work on toy story for this scenario

by studcrackers on Sep 10, 2010 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

as well as "Wild Hogs"

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 10, 2010 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Animated stuff, fine.

Wild Hogs, Jungle 2 Jungle…….kill me now.

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Sep 10, 2010 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Heh

Seriously, aside from the Toy Story movies, there is nothing on Tim Allen’s imdb page that I am on board with. I think I hate him more than Nicholas Cage.

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Sep 10, 2010 4:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

A weird, kind of hardcore movie that I'd never seen until recently was

Wild at Heart… That and ConAir might be the only Nick Cage movie i can say I truly liked.

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Sep 10, 2010 5:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

You serious Clark?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 10, 2010 5:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

come on, dude

it’s a nice, smelly piece of gouda or a delicious brie… cheese well done is a great experience

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Sep 10, 2010 5:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just watched most of Leaving Las Vegas again

Pretty damn good. My and I decided we’d watch while drinking the whole time. Felt kinda dirty.

Anyone for Raising Arizona?

"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.

Then he grounded out weakly to second.

by WyoRanger on Sep 10, 2010 5:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

My and I?

Maybe I’m drunk now.

"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.

Then he grounded out weakly to second.

by WyoRanger on Sep 10, 2010 5:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

RA is the best movie ever made, and I'm not overreacting.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 10, 2010 5:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is why I love you

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Sep 10, 2010 5:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

WELCOME TO THE ROCK

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 10, 2010 5:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

con air is pure cheese

but i probably watched bits and pieces of it a dozen times last year

and ive always thought the weatherman was really underrated

by studcrackers on Sep 10, 2010 5:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes.

forgot about that one.

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Sep 10, 2010 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

That & Wild At Heart

Are classics to me…and if you don’t like that, well fuck you.

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Sep 10, 2010 5:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

greatest movie ever made...my favorite movie.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 10, 2010 5:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Face/Off was pretty good, John Woo style.

“Watch your fuckin’ mouth!”

Superman wears Josh Hamilton pajamas.

by crazy86er on Sep 10, 2010 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

well yea that

goes with out saying

he was fascinating to me in the documentary ‘I am Comic’ mainly b/c i didnt know he was a giant coke head back in the day

by studcrackers on Sep 10, 2010 4:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

FRIDAY

FRIDAY
FRIDAY NIGHT!

I wonder what theme TXA will go with tomorrow night?

SATURDAY
SATURDAY
SATURDAY NIGHT?

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29

by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 10, 2010 3:05 PM CDT reply actions  

THIS

so damn tired of that

Meh.

by spaceblues on Sep 10, 2010 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

But, but, but..

Safe, family-friendly rock!

heh..

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29

by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 10, 2010 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

My question is,

do we get Julie Dobbs 2 nights in a row?

Superman wears Josh Hamilton pajamas.

by crazy86er on Sep 10, 2010 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Great idea!

Would you like to flip a coin or thumb wrestle to see who gets the first night?

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Sep 10, 2010 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

You cheated

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Sep 10, 2010 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Cheated?

Dude, be cool. My wife has no idea.

Superman wears Josh Hamilton pajamas.

by crazy86er on Sep 10, 2010 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm single, so I should get first Dibbs!

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Sep 10, 2010 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm single and should get Dobbs first.

see what I did there.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Sep 10, 2010 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, crap. This is turning into a sausage fest.

You guys get Dibbs on Dobbs. Enjoy!

Superman wears Josh Hamilton pajamas.

by crazy86er on Sep 10, 2010 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Sep 10, 2010 4:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

I vote for

Saturday Night Fever as the theme song….

Ball....toss.....antlers....

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 10, 2010 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Saturday Nights All Right?

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Sep 10, 2010 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

OT: floyd mayweather

net worth of 90 million dollars… charged with theft of iphone… dumbass

by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 10, 2010 3:10 PM CDT reply actions  

I thought he got arrested for beating up his baby mama?

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29

by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 10, 2010 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rangers pitchers

have to set the tone – good mental prep for October.

by 4Him on Sep 10, 2010 3:11 PM CDT reply actions  

bring em on

Gotta turn a corner, or you’ll eventually run into a wall.

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Sep 10, 2010 3:12 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

I want a lead large enough in each game that the

Yankee “fans” in attendance will be too upset to cheer….too much to ask?

Ball....toss.....antlers....

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 10, 2010 3:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Is that even possible????

that is even worse than a LA doger fan getting depressed about the divorce and becoming an Anaheim Angel fan

by RQ on Sep 10, 2010 6:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Me too...

cause I’ll have one sitting next to me and I don’t want to listen to her on the way home…

btw, BLUE MAN GROUP tonight!

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Sep 10, 2010 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

OK, Pipedream!

Rangers are up 3-2. Ranger hits a grand slam home run and the Yankees fans start leaving RBiA. Oh, that would be so priceless!

by Philar on Sep 10, 2010 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

My pipedream......2-1 Yankees, 2 outs, bottom of the 9th...runners on 2nd and 3rd

Elvis hits a slow roller to A-Rod who bobbles the ball….his throw to first is low…..the ball skips past Tex and 2 runs score giving the Rangers a walkoff win….

Ball....toss.....antlers....

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 10, 2010 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like this a lot.

Rec.

"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Sep 10, 2010 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nitpicking.

The mental image is so pleasant I didn’t even notice.

"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Sep 10, 2010 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

haha

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 10, 2010 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Perfect. Tell it again!

Superman wears Josh Hamilton pajamas.

by crazy86er on Sep 10, 2010 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Alright, but this time, all the while:

Nick Swisher’s underdeveloped bicep tendon ripped Dean Palmer-style while he attempted to itch his butt, ending his career.

by Jobu. on Sep 10, 2010 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

So full of Win.

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Sep 10, 2010 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

My favorite part of this

is that Mariano doesn’t get injured. Because as much as we all hate the Yankees, you can’t hate the best pitcher in the live ball era…

Go Rice Owls!

by JBImaknee on Sep 10, 2010 5:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes i can

especially when ive seen ass hole umps give him 8 inches on the outside corner for his cutter

by studcrackers on Sep 10, 2010 5:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

You gotta watch that slo-mo video of the pitch

A lot of times it’s a strike when it crosses the plate

by Jobu. on Sep 10, 2010 5:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

can't blame the guy for fooling the ump

that pitch is just nasty… Easily the single best pitch in modern baseball history.

Go Rice Owls!

by JBImaknee on Sep 10, 2010 5:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Breaking News:
Now Lower Menu Prices Every Day!

There’s more to love about your favorite Pizza Hut pizzas, new lower menu prices! Order any medium, large or specialty pizza at new lower menu prices!

For you PH fans.

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Sep 10, 2010 3:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Old Dominos was terrible...

New Dominos is decent. Definitely better than the Hut, though that’s not saying much.

by Stormwalker on Sep 10, 2010 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

We buy

Pizza for the kids and baby sitter when the wife and I go out. I was tired of buying the better stuff down the street that cost a good bit more. Told the wife to call dominos. I hadn’t had it in probably 10 plus years. It’s gotten so much better. I was shocked. I expected the terrible stuff.

by bdavison94 on Sep 10, 2010 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

ugh

I hate New Dominoe. I liked Old Dominos.

Boo on you.

Go Rice Owls!

by JBImaknee on Sep 10, 2010 5:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

So do I

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Sep 10, 2010 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

its ok for a change of pace, but i go with papa johns

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Sep 10, 2010 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

they're equal in my mind

too doughy and the sauce is too sweet at both places.

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Sep 10, 2010 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Papa Johns is awful

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29

by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 10, 2010 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Campisis for delivery

Louie’s for dine-in or pick up.

"If this video was an ice cream flavor, it'd be pralines and dick." Clark
re: Matthew Wilder-Break My Stride, 4/17/09

by EssBee on Sep 10, 2010 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

I loved Louies...damn I miss that place...go to the Old Monk, have a few nice beers...then go to Louies for some pie and cheap beer.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 10, 2010 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Louie's really changed

as a bar when they made all bars non-smoking. It hurt their business really badly until the clientele turned over. The food is still just as freakin’ good, though. I have a hard time not getting pizza, but the calzones are truly calzonelicious.

"If this video was an ice cream flavor, it'd be pralines and dick." Clark
re: Matthew Wilder-Break My Stride, 4/17/09

by EssBee on Sep 10, 2010 4:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

We just got a Palio's here in Denton and that place is legit...it's Top 3 for me.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 10, 2010 4:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Palio's

There’s one here in Coppell too- their lunch pizzas are really good.

by RCCook on Sep 10, 2010 5:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

What is this? Where?

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Sep 10, 2010 5:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

on da loop, across form ChickFila

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 10, 2010 5:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

you can go there to eat, BYOB

Their specialty pizzas are seriously good

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 10, 2010 5:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

well, chit

been missing out… Will make it a priority

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Sep 10, 2010 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Clearly you've never had the Pizza Hut lunch buffet

When it comes to pizza eating, that’s where it’s at.

THE RANGERS ARE FULL OF UNBELIEVEABLE SUCK GIVE UP NOW IT DOES NOT MATTER GOOD BYE.

"It has been said that baseball is to the United States what revolutions are to Latin America, a safety valve for letting off steam. I think baseball is more serious than any Latin American revolution. But, then, I am a serious fan." -- George F. Will

by WestTxAg06 on Sep 10, 2010 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

do they even have those any more?

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Sep 10, 2010 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

We do in Stamford at least, I had lunch there yesterday

The cook knows my family too well, she brings out a plate of fresh thin crust pepperoni to our table every day. And by fresh I mean out of the oven 2 minutes before and too hot to even eat. It’s amazing.

THE RANGERS ARE FULL OF UNBELIEVEABLE SUCK GIVE UP NOW IT DOES NOT MATTER GOOD BYE.

"It has been said that baseball is to the United States what revolutions are to Latin America, a safety valve for letting off steam. I think baseball is more serious than any Latin American revolution. But, then, I am a serious fan." -- George F. Will

by WestTxAg06 on Sep 10, 2010 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

when i was a kid we went to pizza hut buffet all the time

but i cant remember the last time i saw a dine in pizza hut buffet

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Sep 10, 2010 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I think it's a rare thing these days, but it's one of the main lunch attractions here

THE RANGERS ARE FULL OF UNBELIEVEABLE SUCK GIVE UP NOW IT DOES NOT MATTER GOOD BYE.

"It has been said that baseball is to the United States what revolutions are to Latin America, a safety valve for letting off steam. I think baseball is more serious than any Latin American revolution. But, then, I am a serious fan." -- George F. Will

by WestTxAg06 on Sep 10, 2010 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

i see them around

i think it’s mainly for smaller towns

they’ve always fascinated me

by studcrackers on Sep 10, 2010 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Does anyone remember

Shakey’s Pizza?

"If this video was an ice cream flavor, it'd be pralines and dick." Clark
re: Matthew Wilder-Break My Stride, 4/17/09

by EssBee on Sep 10, 2010 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

my hand shakes a lot

does that count?

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Sep 10, 2010 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

shakey's

wasn’t there one at the old 303 mall? is that thing even there still ?

keep on rockin' in the free world !

by mkassio on Sep 10, 2010 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think the mall is still active as an outlet store

They discount the shit out of crack & meth.

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Sep 10, 2010 4:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL

Forum 303- even in its heyday, it was a really shitty mall.

by RCCook on Sep 10, 2010 5:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

yep

but I saw Star Wars there…and they had the Rocky Horror Picture Show every weekend.

If we had a bomb, Pantera would hang out with us.

by Panorama on Sep 10, 2010 6:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Partons in Fort Worth is a good buffet

Rocco’s is good delivery

Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.

by Texas Jihad on Sep 10, 2010 4:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

this

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"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 10, 2010 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

I loved Pizza Hut...

when I was a kid. It seemed like such a luxury the couple of times a year we would have it. Now though, I can’t stand it. The worst pizza I’ve ever eaten in my life came from Pizza Hut.

by ghostofErikThompson on Sep 10, 2010 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

for me thats dominos

any time ive ever gotten sick from pizza its been dominos

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by rentz on Sep 10, 2010 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Worst Pizza i've ever had was from Peter Piper..

not to mention the fact we found a dead scorpion in the pizza box.

This was like when I was 11. heh..

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by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 10, 2010 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Someone call Zimmern!

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by jam0152 on Sep 10, 2010 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

I found a cockroach in my McD fries when I was 13 or so

Jeez, I should have totally spazzed out and got free food for a month, but I didn’t.

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by Rodney on Sep 10, 2010 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Prolly true.

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by Rodney on Sep 10, 2010 4:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

I love pan pizza, and no one in any town I've lived in does good pan pizza.

So I’ve got to go with PH.

My girlfriend is a massive pizza snob, but she actually likes Pizza Hut. Not sure what her reasoning is.

by philkid3 on Sep 10, 2010 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

They just opened a Papa Murphys up next to my beer store...

What’s Murphy’s all about? Good?

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by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 10, 2010 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's the take and bake place, right?

If so, it’s pretty good…..

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by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 10, 2010 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

The one I went two weeks ago was great.

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by Rodney on Sep 10, 2010 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

the one over on old denton?

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by rentz on Sep 10, 2010 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

New location

Midway & Frank

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by Rodney on Sep 10, 2010 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

hmm how much does it run?

in comparison to the delivery places

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by rentz on Sep 10, 2010 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Large gourmet Italian $14.99

But I had a coupon for 5 off, and you get a coupon card the first visit.

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by Rodney on Sep 10, 2010 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Right across the street

The Old Denton one is pretty much straight across the street from where I live and I have yet to try it. Friends have gotten it and brought it over but I wasn’t feeling pizza at the time. Maybe someday. Papa John’s is still my favorite.

by lothartvni on Sep 10, 2010 4:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

You people

have the worst taste in pizza.

by bdavison94 on Sep 10, 2010 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not to mention women...

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by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 10, 2010 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well

Let’s hope I never taste really good pizza then. Considering Papa Murphy’s and Pizza Hut are both already excellent, pizza that’s even better might make my head explode

by MonkeyEpoxy on Sep 10, 2010 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

don't ever go to Chicago

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by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 10, 2010 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't even need to go to Chicago...

…just go to Fort Worth. Uno is where it’s at.

by Stormwalker on Sep 10, 2010 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Meh on Uno's...I can't stand their crust.

It’s different than every other Chicago joint…it’s like cornbread or something.

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by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 10, 2010 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Uno is the original, though...

That said, I also have a sentimental attachment to it. A friend and I used to go to Uno’s in Addison (before they closed) to watch Stars’ games, and we were there when the Stars won the Cup (yes, they let us stay… there were about 8 of us there, I think).

Good times.

by Stormwalker on Sep 10, 2010 4:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Never had it

But my guess is they put cornmeal in the pan that kind of sinks into the crust so that way you keep it off the pan a bit and use little or no oil. It’s a nice trick. Crust is crispy without being oily.

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Then he grounded out weakly to second.

by WyoRanger on Sep 10, 2010 5:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I know that trick..but man, if that's the reason then they have to put 4 pounds of cornmeal in it.

Like the crust is yellow when you bite into it.

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by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 10, 2010 6:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well then that sounds disgusting

Should just be a dusting on the bottom (twss).

"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.

Then he grounded out weakly to second.

by WyoRanger on Sep 10, 2010 6:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

I despise the hell out of chicago style pizza.

I’m all about thick crust and pan pizza, but give me fluffy over flaky, please. Also, the mixing of the toppings produces this texture I just can’t like.

Chicago is, however, the birth place of pizza pot pies. And pizza pot pies are amazing.

by philkid3 on Sep 10, 2010 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is a joke right?

You don’t really think Papa Murphy’s and Pizza Hut are good pizza right? You’re not 16 are you?

Do you think Taco Bell and Taco Cabana are “already excellent” mexican food?

And if you do really believe this, yes, I could direct you to at least five to six place on both coasts and in Chicago that would indeed make your head explode.

by bdavison94 on Sep 10, 2010 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm 19

And no. I really do think they taste good. Guess my tastebuds are just defective. And I don’t ever want to go to Chicago

by MonkeyEpoxy on Sep 10, 2010 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't worry young one

You will open your mind over the years and discover that fast food…..actually sucks. Don’t get me wrong. It will always have a place, but it’s not good.

by bdavison94 on Sep 10, 2010 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why wouldn't you want to go to Chicago? That place is fucking awesome.

Come with me young Monkey, let me show you the way.

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by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 10, 2010 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

I went to Chicago, but can't remember a whole lot about it.

We did watch a game at Wrigley Field which was pretty cool. Philadelphia is still my favorite city to travel to. Maybe because it is the most recent one I went to. There is just so much history there, though.

by casew on Sep 10, 2010 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Philly?

I’ve been there. The airport sucks. The people are nice though…

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by JayAhre on Sep 10, 2010 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Taco Bell is Authentic Mexican Food...

And don’t you forget it.

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by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 10, 2010 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

we stopped at one of those Taco Bell/KFC places on our trip back and I couldn't believe some of the shit they had on TB's menu...it was insane

Someone literally smokes a thumb thick joint and comes up with that shit…it makes no sense.

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by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 10, 2010 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Taco Bell

I once saw their food described as “Mexoid.” I thought that was a fantastic description.

by RCCook on Sep 10, 2010 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

My father-in-law live in Kansas City,

and he has found that many people up there do think that Taco Bell is authentic Mexican food. He actually went to one “Mexican” restaurant that used ketchup with some pepper as “salsa.” He has spoken with some restaruant owners, and they say that they cannot serve authentic Mexican food because it is too spicy for the locals.

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by crazy86er on Sep 10, 2010 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Please

Don’t compare Cabana and Bell. Cabana may not be as good as authentic, but it’s on a whole different and better level than taco bell.

by jcir454 on Sep 10, 2010 5:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's like people saying Target is on a wholly different level than Walmart

They’re still fast food. The homemade tortillas are the only realy difference, and even some Bueno’s have those now.

by Jobu. on Sep 10, 2010 5:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Try ordering fajitas at taco bell

Also Cabana’s queso>>>Any other mexican fast foods’ queso.

by jcir454 on Sep 10, 2010 5:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

hehe

I don’t eat it, but my buddies in college literally lived off Cabana’s queso at 2 AM.

Go Rice Owls!

by JBImaknee on Sep 10, 2010 6:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gino's East

thank me when you wake up.

also – the original Uno’s.

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by JayAhre on Sep 10, 2010 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like Gino's and Giordano's...but there are some momnpop's in the city that blow them away...

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by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 10, 2010 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

haven't been there enough times

to hit the little places

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by JayAhre on Sep 10, 2010 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

damn, I'm real hungry now...

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by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 10, 2010 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Make your own pizza - that's the best

Get a Pilsbury thin pizza dough. Roll it out and cut in 1/2. Light up the charcoal BBQ. Olive oil on one side and throw 1/2 on until the bottom is browned. Flip and cook the other side, add whatever and cover. I like sauteed onions, maybe sausage cooked with the onions, marinara or pesto and some cheese. Repeat with the other 1/2. Best pizza you’ve ever had.

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Then he grounded out weakly to second.

by WyoRanger on Sep 10, 2010 5:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

The wife and I do this a lot

It is really good. You can also buy pizza dough from Jimmy’s in Dallas. While you’re there you can buy a lot of great toppings.

by Fox6271 on Sep 10, 2010 5:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

I used to grill pizza back when, people thought I was nutso

Now it’s everywhere. Deluxe with sauerkraut on the grill, yum.

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by Rodney on Sep 10, 2010 5:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Do you buy it pre-made?

Just wondered since you said “deluxe” so I figured it was some take and bake thing. Not sure if that would actually work with the charcoal idea since you can’t control the temp (maybe it does). Still, I figure if I’m waiting 45 minutes for the coals I can pan cook/chop my own toppings.

The varieties are endless with this. Sure it takes a while but it’s a shitload better than other pizza and cheap if that’s a concern. Dough is like a buck.

"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.

Then he grounded out weakly to second.

by WyoRanger on Sep 10, 2010 6:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Premade

Gas grill with a smoker box. Still damn good. Your idea sounds very good/cheap though.

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by Rodney on Sep 10, 2010 6:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've never liked my smoker box

It’s just a cast-iron box I put on the burners but it doesn’t seem to really work. I think the cast iron doesn’t convey enough heat to get the chips going. I still just like the foil smoke packs.

This off-season we should do a cooking fanpost every couple or few weeks. Sounds like enough people cook.

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Then he grounded out weakly to second.

by WyoRanger on Sep 10, 2010 6:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

we use Jiffy's pizza dough mix, it's like 49 cents...add water and you gots dough.

it’s a bitch to work with though

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by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 10, 2010 6:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's kinda my issue

Dough, flour, all that crap. Making bread is one thing (mmmm, cheddar jalapeno bread). But pizza dough seems like a pain so I just buy it. But more power to you. Still, if anyone hasn’t had a charcoal-grilled homemade pizza you haven’t lived. Easy and tasty.

"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.

Then he grounded out weakly to second.

by WyoRanger on Sep 10, 2010 6:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

so you just take that dough, grease it up real nice and then slap it on the grill?

just like that?

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by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 10, 2010 6:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yup

Grease one side with whatever oil you want (you can use a canola spray or brush it with olive oil) and gently put that side down (making sure it’s small enough to flip/remove with a couple spatulas or some other manner). Oil the top and once the bottom’s brown (a little black on the grates) flip (carefully) and quickly add whatever sauce, toppings and cheese and cover to ensure the dough gets cooked through and the toppings are warm and cheese is melted. Easy peazy.

"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.

Then he grounded out weakly to second.

by WyoRanger on Sep 10, 2010 6:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

man...that's going on the menu for the week. thanks wyo

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by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 10, 2010 6:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Actually, I don't have that problem any more....

my wife makes a killer homemade thin crust pizza….much cheaper and better than any restaurant….

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by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 10, 2010 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Papa Murphy's is great.

You get a pizza for a discounted price that has more toppings and more cheese than usual places. It is easy to bake it yourself, and you end up with a piping hot pizza straight from the oven. I had Papa Murphy’s last night, and I will be having leftovers tonight. You should definitely give it a shot.

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by crazy86er on Sep 10, 2010 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

the one time i had it

it wasnt anything special, i see no reason to have it again

by studcrackers on Sep 10, 2010 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, it's 1/2 price of the Angelo & Vito's that I normally get

And not a lot different. Plus, I can get my lean on and pop it in the oven whenever I want.

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by Rodney on Sep 10, 2010 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like home made.

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by RangersSD on Sep 10, 2010 4:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

I

LOVE Angelo & Vito’s. Are

by Jobu. on Sep 10, 2010 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Huh?

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by Rodney on Sep 10, 2010 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Haha

Are there any near uptown? Is what I was going to ask. I realized I could just google it, though.

by Jobu. on Sep 10, 2010 4:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gotcha

I’m a mile or so from mine :)

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by Rodney on Sep 10, 2010 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's mine too

Haven’t ordered from them recently, but I like their pizza better than anyone else in the area.

I’ll order from Domino’s if I want a cheap thin crust pizza. I also order sometimes from the half Chinese restaurant/half pizza place that’s next to the Wingstop on Trinity Mills & Marsh. Surprisingly, their pizza’s not bad.

I tried Papa Murphy’s a couple weeks back. Didn’t care for the cheese bread, but the pizza was pretty solid, and the price was excellent.

by RCCook on Sep 10, 2010 5:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh geez

I got sick from that half/half place and now rage every time they put a flyer on my door. And Chicago Rick’s over there…nah, and shitty service too.

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by Rodney on Sep 10, 2010 5:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

chef chu / pizza express?

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by rentz on Sep 10, 2010 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes....pepperoni rolls and their crust is goodness.

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by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 10, 2010 5:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

so im getting playoff tickets through the pre-sale

next week…. how much of a mark-up on tickets should i expect to see…. 3x reg season face value or what? I guess I dont know what to expect for prices….

by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 10, 2010 3:23 PM CDT reply actions  

Is there a sale before they officially go on sale?

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by FormerLSBUser on Sep 10, 2010 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

I will be selling tickets for the rows behind home plate

for $500 each. Just a heads up.

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by JayAhre on Sep 10, 2010 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't post that stuff here..I don't give a shit, but others may not like you selling above face...just a heads up

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by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 10, 2010 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

you think so?

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by JayAhre on Sep 10, 2010 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

is this 500

for the 1st round or later rounds? the longer they go in the PO’s the more you’ll get

by studcrackers on Sep 10, 2010 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

thanks man

I appreciate the advice. not trying to be a douche or anything. but yeah – the extra tickets pay for the season tickets the next year, at least that’s what I hope.

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by JayAhre on Sep 10, 2010 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

get yours homey.

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by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 10, 2010 4:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

would rather Kins hit leadoff...

 

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by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 10, 2010 3:39 PM CDT reply actions  

Well it looks like I'll be in Yankee Stadium...

in October… wearing the away team’s colors…

I’m going to start lifting weights, jumping rope, and thrown down on a speedbag in preparation.

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by Mr. Fiction on Sep 10, 2010 3:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Personally..

I would take a K Bar.

But that’s just me.

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by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 10, 2010 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

make sure you represent and wear the sleeveless jersey with no undershirt.

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by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 10, 2010 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

One month from today

Third game of ALDS at RBiA and Tennessee at Dallas at 3:15p.

Could be a traffic hell.

by Witt(less) on Sep 10, 2010 3:52 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Talk about awful scheduling

Sadly, I wonder if the Rangers even sell that game out.

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by WestTxAg06 on Sep 10, 2010 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

It will be a sell out

Tickets are going to be expensive, too.

by Jobu. on Sep 10, 2010 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Serious question though: will there even be highlights of the game on the DFW tv stations?

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by WestTxAg06 on Sep 10, 2010 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mark up for season tix were about 2.5X for ALDS, 3X for ALCS and 7X for WS.

May be different at different price levels. Mine are Sect 325.

by Witt(less) on Sep 10, 2010 3:57 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

So we're sure the 3rd game will be Sunday the 10th?

Just checking my schedule (tried to anticipate the days a while back).

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Then he grounded out weakly to second.

by WyoRanger on Sep 10, 2010 5:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

The new Kenwood is here!!!

The new Kenwood is here!!!

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by Rodney on Sep 10, 2010 4:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Tonight is a must win right?

With this match-up?

What is the playoff match-up going to look like?

Lee Vs. Sabathia

Wilson Vs. Burnet

Lewis Vs. Pettitte/Hughes

Then Lee again?

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by FormerLSBUser on Sep 10, 2010 4:09 PM CDT reply actions  

I thought we established we dont need a 4th starter in the ALDS?

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by FormerLSBUser on Sep 10, 2010 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

That would make a kind of sense

THE RANGERS ARE FULL OF UNBELIEVEABLE SUCK GIVE UP NOW IT DOES NOT MATTER GOOD BYE.

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by WestTxAg06 on Sep 10, 2010 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

no, if you're up

you do what you can to win that one game, then move on

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Sep 10, 2010 5:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Agreed

I can’t remember which team.

But some team was in the position on the last game of the season: win, clinch the playoffs… lose, force a one-game playoff. They saved their ace until the playoff and missed the post-season.

Only one example, but I say go for the win and take the extra day off.

by Jobu. on Sep 10, 2010 5:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

If you lose, you’ll end up using your ace anyway, just a day later so he’ll have less rest when the next series comes around…if it does.

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Sep 10, 2010 5:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Finally found what I was talking about

2008. Padres could have used Peavy in 162nd game of the season to clinch the playoffs, but saved him, hoping he would get to start Game 1 of the playoffs. Started Brett Tomko instead lol

by Jobu. on Sep 10, 2010 5:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Disagree

Especially if you can still have your ace if you need him in game 5.

If we are up 2-1 going into game 4 I would go with Hunter or Holland (whichever is on the playoff roster) rather than Lee on 3 days rest. If you lose game 4 then Lee is on normal rest going in game 5.

by bigsteve on Sep 10, 2010 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't think anything will be a "must win" for a while

we are pretty much out of the home field race and the race for the division is probably done too. Playin for pride.

by blakethegr8 on Sep 10, 2010 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

If CJ cant beat this loser, at home...

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by FormerLSBUser on Sep 10, 2010 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

,
Cut too late by the Dolphins to land an opportunity with another team and ineligible for duty on the practice squad, former Dolphins quarterback Pat White is taking a different approach.

Per a source with knowledge of the situation, White will be signing with the Kansas City Royals.

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

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by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 10, 2010 4:12 PM CDT reply actions  

Dude was fun to watch at WV

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Sep 10, 2010 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Him and Steve Slaton were Gods.

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29

by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 10, 2010 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pat White

Was drafted in the MLB draft every eligible year despite playing only football at WVU. After his senior year, the Yankees actually drafted him, but he went to the Dolphins instead.

by sleepykarl on Sep 10, 2010 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

That confidence poll looks like sad, crooked Old Man penis

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Sep 10, 2010 4:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Peyronie's Disease?

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Sep 10, 2010 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Totally off topic, but

What pro player does Engel Beltre project to resemble?

by FBH22 on Sep 10, 2010 4:24 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

oh and i made this up

i guess look for a of w/below average obp skills but abover average power

by studcrackers on Sep 10, 2010 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

A Griffey toolset was given as a very early comp by scouts when he was in Dominican and rookie ball

Because of his speed, ability to play a lock-down CF, and the belief that he would soon be developing legit power.

I don’t know that it still holds. Right now I see him as having Griffey’s defense/speed abilities without the power and more likely becoming a leadoff than cleanup hitter. As for that comp, I’m not sure.

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by WestTxAg06 on Sep 10, 2010 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dude, he never, ever walks.

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by Rodney on Sep 10, 2010 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

And even that might be understating it a bit

THE RANGERS ARE FULL OF UNBELIEVEABLE SUCK GIVE UP NOW IT DOES NOT MATTER GOOD BYE.

"It has been said that baseball is to the United States what revolutions are to Latin America, a safety valve for letting off steam. I think baseball is more serious than any Latin American revolution. But, then, I am a serious fan." -- George F. Will

by WestTxAg06 on Sep 10, 2010 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

But he jacked on off Ryan Edell last night, yay!

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Sep 10, 2010 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow, I read that quickly and got the "on" and "off" transposed

There for a second your post was REALLY weird.

THE RANGERS ARE FULL OF UNBELIEVEABLE SUCK GIVE UP NOW IT DOES NOT MATTER GOOD BYE.

"It has been said that baseball is to the United States what revolutions are to Latin America, a safety valve for letting off steam. I think baseball is more serious than any Latin American revolution. But, then, I am a serious fan." -- George F. Will

by WestTxAg06 on Sep 10, 2010 4:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was going for reaction, honestly

My error was omitting the “e” most likely because i was giggling too much at the time.

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Sep 10, 2010 4:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Beltre

21 walks this year. I think I had more than that my last season playing slow-pitch softball.

At least he’s cutting down on the K’s- only 58 this year, after 77 and 105 the previous two.

by RCCook on Sep 10, 2010 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Agree regarding the Ks

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Sep 10, 2010 4:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

he's like really really good in CF

It’s kind of like watching Elvis in AA, makes some awesome plays but makes some insanely boneheaded ones too

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by rentz on Sep 10, 2010 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Considering at age 20, Griffey was putting up 20/15 seasons in the bigs

With a .360-.400 OBP…

I’m certain the Griffey comp is officially dead.

by Jobu. on Sep 10, 2010 4:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Day of the game figure they might as well get some value out of them.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Sep 10, 2010 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's my point....

i would think that there would be more buyers than sellers as opposed to sellers dumping tickets for 50 cents on stubhub

by sam in so cal on Sep 10, 2010 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

god damnit

i dont wanna wait 2 and a half hours for FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY nights game

i could go watch the larry sanders show but i just want to fast forward to this game (though it’ll probably annoy the piss outta me)

these umps better not suck ass

by studcrackers on Sep 10, 2010 4:33 PM CDT reply actions  

Bob Odenkirk on Larry was hilarious

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 10, 2010 4:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

bob odenkirk is just plain genius

and i havent even watched mr. show

but man he kills it as a slimeball (larry sanders and breaking bad)

by studcrackers on Sep 10, 2010 4:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Odenkirk

Here’s one of my favorite solo bits of his from Mr. Show:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YraqJ7KDm7c

by RCCook on Sep 10, 2010 5:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

he's on breaking bad? din't know that.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 10, 2010 5:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

he's the dirt bag lawyer, he's greatness

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Sep 10, 2010 5:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

I haven't gotten into BB yet....someone showed me the way to watch them all online but I forgot :(

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 10, 2010 5:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

you could always

download the torrents for it.

it’s my favorite show on tv though atm

by studcrackers on Sep 10, 2010 5:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

what's a safe torrent site? perhaps one with some kid movies as well (Toy Story, Shrek, etc)

you can just give me some names and I’ll look around…preciated

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 10, 2010 5:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't think there is a safe torrent site, given the nature of the exchange.

I’ve used Piratebay.org in the past to good results, but I can’t speak for it in the past year.

by other_shoe on Sep 10, 2010 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Tonight on MTV2 from 10 to 12

is the Lingere Football League. One of the games is the Dallas Desire. Totally hot chicks playing tackle football in llingere & shoulder pads. Look upp the LFL Dallas Desire on Youtube. I want season tickets.

by FBH22 on Sep 10, 2010 4:35 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Tonight on MTV2 from 10 to 12

is the Lingere Football League. One of the games is the Dallas Desire. Totally hot chicks playing tackle football in llingere & shoulder pads. Look upp the LFL Dallas Desire on Youtube. I want season tickets.

by FBH22 on Sep 10, 2010 4:35 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Make it 3?

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"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29

by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 10, 2010 4:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Paris Hilton hid cocaine in her hooha

"A little alley-oop with the Camel Box, straight up her sn*tch. Classic."

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Sep 10, 2010 4:55 PM CDT reply actions  

Haha
Paris Hilton used to hide cocaine in her vagina to sneak it past airport police when traveling, according to a new book. And also, just, according to common sense. It just seems like something she would do.

by Jobu. on Sep 10, 2010 4:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Honestly, who here hasn't smuggled blow through an airport in an orifice?

Buncha hypocrites up in here…

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Sep 10, 2010 4:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

I mule kilos of smack in my colon all the time.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 10, 2010 5:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

heh
The only part I don’t believe is that this whore is tight enough to keep a small cigarette box inside of her. It would bounce around, she would sound like a rattle. She would still get caught because the cops would think she was smuggling a piggy bank.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 10, 2010 5:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

ryan... have you ever been to cow camp steakhouse in decatur?

I know in the nor cal thread you said sweetie pies ribeys was good… i think it taste like dog meat.

by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 10, 2010 5:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've never been to Cow Camp, is it good?

I only went to Sweeties once, it was good, not great.

You been to the Ponder Steak House?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 10, 2010 5:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

have not been to ponder steakhouse... best steakhouse i have ever been to

is wildcatter up near graham on the way to possum kingdom! i highly reccommend it… take a date up there and you will get laid.. and its good food and great wine selection

by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 10, 2010 5:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

thanks for the recs dude.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 10, 2010 5:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

gOsh

I thought you were a student?

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Sep 10, 2010 5:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Man...

Sorry to hear that. Good luck, and hang in there.

by Stormwalker on Sep 10, 2010 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Been there, too. Hang tough.

Superman wears Josh Hamilton pajamas.

by crazy86er on Sep 10, 2010 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

As much as I can't stand your bit...

I’m sorry to hear that. I also know how bad that sucks. Good luck to you.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Sep 10, 2010 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

PUT HIM IN A BODYBAG

YEaaaaahhhhHHHHHH!

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 10, 2010 6:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hey guys

I’m in Waco, and we don’t get TXA 21 out here. What channel is this game on in Waco?

by FelizCheez on Sep 10, 2010 6:23 PM CDT reply actions  

go ask on the GDT

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 10, 2010 6:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm callin' a Rangers sweep.

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by slc ranger on Sep 10, 2010 6:57 PM CDT reply actions  

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