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The Tigers plan to go with Alex Avila as their starting catcher next season and will allow Gerald Laird to leave as a free agent in the offseason

From John Perrotto's "On the Beat" column. The Rangers' 2011 starting catcher, perhaps?

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What AJM got to smash a marriage and call Gerald Laird to the stand to testify during the trial?

Wouldn’t that be like his Christmas morning?

THE RANGERS ARE FULL OF UNBELIEVEABLE SUCK GIVE UP NOW IT DOES NOT MATTER GOOD BYE.

"It has been said that baseball is to the United States what revolutions are to Latin America, a safety valve for letting off steam. I think baseball is more serious than any Latin American revolution. But, then, I am a serious fan." -- George F. Will

by WestTxAg06 on Sep 10, 2010 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

Don't you even try to start this up again...

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Sep 10, 2010 11:35 AM CDT reply actions  

Attached an LA Times blog entry that

says Scott Kazmir is not guaranteed a spot in the Angels rotation next year….even eluded to them releasing Kazmir……..Rangers have had some success with Angels castaways….how about one more?

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/sports_blog/2010/09/scott-kazmir-needs-to-prove-he-belongs-in-angels-rotation.html

Ball....toss.....antlers....

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 10, 2010 11:36 AM CDT reply actions  

Better Kazmir

than Laird.

"Look, we're basically on earth to shit and fuck. So unless your job's to help people shit or fuck, it's not that important, so relax."-https://twitter.com/shitmydadsays

by DJCahill on Sep 10, 2010 12:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

just about anyone is better than Laird

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Sep 10, 2010 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

I can't imagine

handing over a young pitching staff to Engelberg.

"Look, we're basically on earth to shit and fuck. So unless your job's to help people shit or fuck, it's not that important, so relax."-https://twitter.com/shitmydadsays

by DJCahill on Sep 10, 2010 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

After further review, it looks like it would be a trade....Harden for Kazmir.....

Kazmir – Career
WHIP – 1.40
BB/9 4.2
SO/9 8.8
SO/BB 1.95

Harden – Career
WHIP – 1.276
BB/9 4.1
SO/9 9.2
SO/BB 2.21

Ball....toss.....antlers....

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 10, 2010 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

My first instinct was no

But who would be better? I’m not sure a Laird signing would be a bad thing.

I didn't know what a mancrush was. Derek Holland showed me.

by DerekSTheRed on Sep 10, 2010 11:37 AM CDT reply actions  

Damn Adam..... Still?

I know the catcher situation sucks, so you could probably make an argument for it… But I still like the idea of Buck, unless his value rose after the all star apperance and he’ll get overpaid… He did sign a one year deal, right?

by slash on Sep 10, 2010 11:38 AM CDT reply actions  

I don't want retard back

unless he is only a back up

Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.

by Texas Jihad on Sep 10, 2010 11:41 AM CDT reply actions  

Laird is a perfect fit for

the Ron Washington “small ball bunt-o-rama”…..10 sacrifices last year…5 this year…..

Ball....toss.....antlers....

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 10, 2010 11:44 AM CDT reply actions  

Laird

I would be fine with that.

by Darrell McKown on Sep 10, 2010 11:44 AM CDT reply actions  

Im down

Look at it this way, you cant get any worse…

"Hey Sanka, you can pee now... uuummm, too late...."
This used to be links to my websites... But the man got in the way, shut them all down... Damn the man...
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by FormerLSBUser on Sep 10, 2010 11:46 AM CDT reply actions  

Yippee, just what we need

A catcher with a .562 OPS. Are you people nucking futs?

by twinkilling on Sep 10, 2010 11:48 AM CDT reply actions  

God, I hope not

Would rather have Treanor.

"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan

by Conjunction on Sep 10, 2010 11:49 AM CDT reply actions  

Me too, he's a much less annoying person, plus he brings Misty to the table

THE RANGERS ARE FULL OF UNBELIEVEABLE SUCK GIVE UP NOW IT DOES NOT MATTER GOOD BYE.

"It has been said that baseball is to the United States what revolutions are to Latin America, a safety valve for letting off steam. I think baseball is more serious than any Latin American revolution. But, then, I am a serious fan." -- George F. Will

by WestTxAg06 on Sep 10, 2010 11:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

agreed

Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules

by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 10, 2010 11:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

If Teagarden doesn't improve next year, why the hell not?

TX is probably becoming a pretty attractive team to come to considering the new ownership and our pipeline of good young players.

by selke99 on Sep 10, 2010 11:52 AM CDT reply actions  

One Man, Five Scoops. Give me Benjie.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Sep 10, 2010 12:01 PM CDT reply actions  

Amen

I’d just as soon go with the Fat Molina. At least the guy can frame a pitch.

"Look, we're basically on earth to shit and fuck. So unless your job's to help people shit or fuck, it's not that important, so relax."-https://twitter.com/shitmydadsays

by DJCahill on Sep 10, 2010 12:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Molina

I don’t really like fatty too much, but I’d take him over laird I think

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Sep 10, 2010 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Tell Benjie to lose some weight if we sign him as a condition in the deal

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Sep 10, 2010 1:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

He'd never read it.

It would end up shoved into a giant sandwich and eaten.

"Ok, post your favorite moment of the Tom Hicks era
Mine is today when he sold the team." - t ball

by Athos on Sep 10, 2010 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

you guys

are nuts Molina has been turrrrrrrrible here

by blueballlefty on Sep 11, 2010 2:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

Are we not offering Molina arb in that scenario?

Or do we just think that Molina will decline arb?

by ab03 on Sep 10, 2010 12:01 PM CDT reply actions  

We're not offering Molina arb.

He would get down on his old, fatty knees and thank God if we offered him arb.

by JDT217 on Sep 10, 2010 12:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

This reminds me of that Mike and Molly preview

(Mike and Molly is a new show on CBS, I think, about two fat people).

Mike is in front of a bunch of fat people and he says, “Every morning I get on my knees and pray to god that I can stay on my diet. Then I pray that I have the strength to get up off the floor.”

This reminds me of that.

"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar

by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 10, 2010 12:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

No arbitration

That would guarantee him $3.6 million for next season.

by Darrell McKown on Sep 10, 2010 12:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's a lot of cheeseburgers.

"Ok, post your favorite moment of the Tom Hicks era
Mine is today when he sold the team." - t ball

by Athos on Sep 10, 2010 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm still high on the idea of

moving Chris Davis to catcher. Because, why the hell not?

"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar

by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 10, 2010 12:13 PM CDT reply actions  

I like to think of that

as the ZebraCakes plan.

"Look, we're basically on earth to shit and fuck. So unless your job's to help people shit or fuck, it's not that important, so relax."-https://twitter.com/shitmydadsays

by DJCahill on Sep 10, 2010 12:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

ZebraCakes are so fucking clutch.

I used to eat the fuck out of those in high school.

How I’m not 900 lbs, I’ll never know.

"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar

by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 10, 2010 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

What was Z's reasoning?

Or is it really “why the hell not?”

by other_shoe on Sep 10, 2010 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think he thought

it was a better silly rumor than CD at 3B.

"Look, we're basically on earth to shit and fuck. So unless your job's to help people shit or fuck, it's not that important, so relax."-https://twitter.com/shitmydadsays

by DJCahill on Sep 10, 2010 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is 'Gerald Laird' some kind of new translation of the words 'Russel Martin' that I hadn't heard before?

Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chain saw?

by Keynes on Sep 10, 2010 12:24 PM CDT reply actions  

I wouldn’t get all up in arms about it

by Mike E on Sep 10, 2010 12:25 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

The good old days

GDTs had no more than 200 comments in the ONE THREAD, Pop-up was the only real meme this place had going, and Adam did more than herd comments.

by bdavison94 on Sep 10, 2010 1:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

heh

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Sep 10, 2010 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Russell Martin worth a shot.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Sep 10, 2010 1:16 PM CDT reply actions  

no

id rather find a new spare to get frustrated with

by kumizi on Sep 10, 2010 1:43 PM CDT reply actions  

Beggars Banquet or Let it Bleed?

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Sep 10, 2010 1:58 PM CDT reply actions  

There both solid, ask Scoop when he's around..

I love Beggars..the whole album is fucking awesome

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Sep 10, 2010 5:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

meh *they're

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Sep 10, 2010 5:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Andres Blanco

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29

by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 10, 2010 2:34 PM CDT reply actions  

John Buck

? Might be nice to have a guy with 20-HR potential in the bottom third of the order. FA.

Or maybe Lou Marson – a young C highly touted as a prospect whose lustre has been tarnished a bit by a rough first year, but who still has upside and could maybe just use a change of scenery. Still only 24.

Jesus Flores might be expendable with Ramos aroiund. Still only 26.

Ryan Doumit has some pop and is a switch-hitter. 29.

.

Troy McClure: "Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy! If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about!"

by stupidsexyflanders on Sep 10, 2010 3:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Let it go.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Sep 10, 2010 6:19 PM CDT reply actions  

Only if we like really, really shitty catchers.

Oh wait – this organization DOES like really, really shitty catchers.

Sigh.

I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM

by LSJ on Sep 10, 2010 8:38 PM CDT reply actions  

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