The Tigers plan to go with Alex Avila as their starting catcher next season and will allow Gerald Laird to leave as a free agent in the offseason
From John Perrotto's "On the Beat" column. The Rangers' 2011 starting catcher, perhaps?
over 1 year ago
Adam J. Morris
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You know, most people fantasize about normal things like winning the lottery
by Inkara1 on Sep 10, 2010 11:31 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
What AJM got to smash a marriage and call Gerald Laird to the stand to testify during the trial?
Wouldn’t that be like his Christmas morning?
THE RANGERS ARE FULL OF UNBELIEVEABLE SUCK GIVE UP NOW IT DOES NOT MATTER GOOD BYE.
"It has been said that baseball is to the United States what revolutions are to Latin America, a safety valve for letting off steam. I think baseball is more serious than any Latin American revolution. But, then, I am a serious fan." -- George F. Will
“Knowing that you’re under oath, how many tools do you have?”
by Closure GT on Sep 10, 2010 1:16 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
Don't you even try to start this up again...
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Attached an LA Times blog entry that
says Scott Kazmir is not guaranteed a spot in the Angels rotation next year….even eluded to them releasing Kazmir……..Rangers have had some success with Angels castaways….how about one more?
Ball....toss.....antlers....
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 10, 2010 11:36 AM CDT reply actions
Better Kazmir
than Laird.
"Look, we're basically on earth to shit and fuck. So unless your job's to help people shit or fuck, it's not that important, so relax."-https://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
just about anyone is better than Laird
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
I can't imagine
handing over a young pitching staff to Engelberg.
"Look, we're basically on earth to shit and fuck. So unless your job's to help people shit or fuck, it's not that important, so relax."-https://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
After further review, it looks like it would be a trade....Harden for Kazmir.....
Kazmir – Career
WHIP – 1.40
BB/9 4.2
SO/9 8.8
SO/BB 1.95
Harden – Career
WHIP – 1.276
BB/9 4.1
SO/9 9.2
SO/BB 2.21
Ball....toss.....antlers....
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 10, 2010 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions
My first instinct was no
But who would be better? I’m not sure a Laird signing would be a bad thing.
I didn't know what a mancrush was. Derek Holland showed me.
Damn Adam..... Still?
I know the catcher situation sucks, so you could probably make an argument for it… But I still like the idea of Buck, unless his value rose after the all star apperance and he’ll get overpaid… He did sign a one year deal, right?
I don't want retard back
unless he is only a back up
Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
Laird is a perfect fit for
the Ron Washington “small ball bunt-o-rama”…..10 sacrifices last year…5 this year…..
Ball....toss.....antlers....
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 10, 2010 11:44 AM CDT reply actions
Im down
Look at it this way, you cant get any worse…
"Hey Sanka, you can pee now... uuummm, too late...."
This used to be links to my websites... But the man got in the way, shut them all down... Damn the man...
Rangers Game Streams ~ Password: LSB123
by FormerLSBUser on Sep 10, 2010 11:46 AM CDT reply actions
God, I hope not
Would rather have Treanor.
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan
Me too, he's a much less annoying person, plus he brings Misty to the table
THE RANGERS ARE FULL OF UNBELIEVEABLE SUCK GIVE UP NOW IT DOES NOT MATTER GOOD BYE.
"It has been said that baseball is to the United States what revolutions are to Latin America, a safety valve for letting off steam. I think baseball is more serious than any Latin American revolution. But, then, I am a serious fan." -- George F. Will
agreed
Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules
by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 10, 2010 11:56 AM CDT up reply actions
If Teagarden doesn't improve next year, why the hell not?
TX is probably becoming a pretty attractive team to come to considering the new ownership and our pipeline of good young players.
One Man, Five Scoops. Give me Benjie.
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
Amen
I’d just as soon go with the Fat Molina. At least the guy can frame a pitch.
"Look, we're basically on earth to shit and fuck. So unless your job's to help people shit or fuck, it's not that important, so relax."-https://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
Molina
I don’t really like fatty too much, but I’d take him over laird I think
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
Tell Benjie to lose some weight if we sign him as a condition in the deal
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
He'd never read it.
It would end up shoved into a giant sandwich and eaten.
"Ok, post your favorite moment of the Tom Hicks era
Mine is today when he sold the team." - t ball
you guys
are nuts Molina has been turrrrrrrrible here
by blueballlefty on Sep 11, 2010 2:03 AM CDT up reply actions
We're not offering Molina arb.
He would get down on his old, fatty knees and thank God if we offered him arb.
This reminds me of that Mike and Molly preview
(Mike and Molly is a new show on CBS, I think, about two fat people).
Mike is in front of a bunch of fat people and he says, “Every morning I get on my knees and pray to god that I can stay on my diet. Then I pray that I have the strength to get up off the floor.”
This reminds me of that.
"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar
by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 10, 2010 12:12 PM CDT up reply actions
No arbitration
That would guarantee him $3.6 million for next season.
by Darrell McKown on Sep 10, 2010 12:12 PM CDT up reply actions
That's a lot of cheeseburgers.
"Ok, post your favorite moment of the Tom Hicks era
Mine is today when he sold the team." - t ball
I'm still high on the idea of
moving Chris Davis to catcher. Because, why the hell not?
"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar
I like to think of that
as the ZebraCakes plan.
"Look, we're basically on earth to shit and fuck. So unless your job's to help people shit or fuck, it's not that important, so relax."-https://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
ZebraCakes are so fucking clutch.
I used to eat the fuck out of those in high school.
How I’m not 900 lbs, I’ll never know.
"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar
by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 10, 2010 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions
I think he thought
it was a better silly rumor than CD at 3B.
"Look, we're basically on earth to shit and fuck. So unless your job's to help people shit or fuck, it's not that important, so relax."-https://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
Prepping for Magic 15
Come on who doesnt miss this!

by lamron on Sep 10, 2010 12:15 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
the best part about spring training
are the countless tales of guys being “in the best shape of their lives” and how it’s going to change everything for them
by TheHuntforRedOctober on Sep 10, 2010 1:06 PM CDT up reply actions
you're right
that changes everything. we are now 1/100.
by TheHuntforRedOctober on Sep 10, 2010 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Is 'Gerald Laird' some kind of new translation of the words 'Russel Martin' that I hadn't heard before?
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chain saw?
I wouldn’t get all up in arms about it
by Mike E on Sep 10, 2010 12:25 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
sign both so we can all argue that laird should be starting more
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
by rentz on Sep 10, 2010 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
The good old days
GDTs had no more than 200 comments in the ONE THREAD, Pop-up was the only real meme this place had going, and Adam did more than herd comments.
Russell Martin worth a shot.
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
no
id rather find a new spare to get frustrated with
Beggars Banquet or Let it Bleed?
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
There both solid, ask Scoop when he's around..
I love Beggars..the whole album is fucking awesome
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
meh *they're
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Andres Blanco
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
John Buck
? Might be nice to have a guy with 20-HR potential in the bottom third of the order. FA.
Or maybe Lou Marson – a young C highly touted as a prospect whose lustre has been tarnished a bit by a rough first year, but who still has upside and could maybe just use a change of scenery. Still only 24.
Jesus Flores might be expendable with Ramos aroiund. Still only 26.
Ryan Doumit has some pop and is a switch-hitter. 29.
.
Troy McClure: "Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy! If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about!"
by stupidsexyflanders on Sep 10, 2010 3:16 PM CDT reply actions
Only if we like really, really shitty catchers.
Oh wait – this organization DOES like really, really shitty catchers.
Sigh.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM

















