OT: NFL Week 1 thread
|
||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Tebow is the number 2 QB and will play.
DirecTV customers: free redzone channel, mix channel, and games today.
691 comments
|
0 recs |
Do you like this story?
Comments
If anyone would like to chat
several of us on SBN Dallas will be chatting during today’s games, starting at 11:00 central.
i know not everyone is a fan of bill simmons
but this was pure gold:
First, I seem to be the only person who remembers that the Jets were 9-7 last year. You’d think they went 19 and minus-3. Second, I don’t trust the Sanchize even a little. Not a smidge. Unless he was trying to get us drinks from a crowded bar and the bartender was a cute female
sanchez is pretty horrible — people seem to forget that…
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
eh
he was a rookie last year….
I like Adam’s comment that everyone is probably so giddy about saying how the Jets are overrated, they’re probably underrated now.
Go Rice Owls!
not an excuse
he was turrible last year.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Sep 12, 2010 10:37 AM CDT up reply actions
Agreed that Sanchez was mostly terrible
but he did win playoff games at Cincy & SDO as a bus driver and made plays when he necessary.
The jury is still out on him and I agree with BSimmons (who I like a lot).
I took Houston +2 for a fairly large play anybody else see a good game for a wager?
Can’t figure out the Cowboys because that OL sucks…Romo got sacked 5 times in one quarter by the Raiders. That’s not good unless the Raiders have become the ’85 Bears.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
by Josey Wales on Sep 12, 2010 10:50 AM CDT up reply actions
yea
never bet against manning…
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Sep 12, 2010 11:05 AM CDT up reply actions
heh at least when he is playing HOU that is
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Sep 12, 2010 11:05 AM CDT up reply actions
Super Bowl hangover theory and Texans may be ready to take the next step.
We’ll see…I’ve had a good week so far (3-1) but the pendulum is always ready to swing the other way if you’re not humble.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
by Josey Wales on Sep 12, 2010 11:17 AM CDT up reply actions
Then you are fucked.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aqua on Sep 12, 2010 1:11 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I'm quite humble when it comes to betting games.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
houston +2 is a bad play
Colts will win that one going away.
Det +6.5 is the game I would load up on early, I think they will beat Chicago outright.
It's fun to do bad things.
Nice play.
Double up on the Skins.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
he was so bad last year...
russell career #s: (number of attempts: 680)
completion %: 52.1
INT %: 3.4
QB rating: 65.2
INT: 23
mark sanchez: (number of attempts: 364)
completion %: 53.8
INT %: 3.3
QB rating: 63.0
INT: 20!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Sep 12, 2010 11:05 AM CDT up reply actions
so?
the point is that the Jets were a good playoff team last year with him bad, and a QB going from 1st year to 2nd is typically a huge source of improvement.
All that crappy 2009 means is that if he is even decent it amounts to a huge improvement to an already good Jets team.
Go Rice Owls!
your right, if he gets better then its a huge improvement for their team
i’m just not sure hes a “good” QB and will take big strides forward…
i’m not even sure hes going to be better than dennis dixon this year
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Sep 12, 2010 11:13 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah
What? Not an excuse? Of course it is.
I don’t think he’s shown at any post-high school level that he’s elite, but it’s pretty hard to make a definitive statement after one year.
by brettgardner on Sep 12, 2010 12:01 PM CDT up reply actions
yup. he's not that good. he was overrated at USC.
he’s been horrible with the Jets. He’s sucked in the preseason as well. He’s not that good.
"what I have learned in 11 years in the sports business is that the dumbest guys in the room are always the media guys." - mark cuban
chris carter
is saying that TO is the most impactful offseason acquisition of the offseason…lol
come on CC!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
The same Cris Carter that wanted to put a bullet in him?
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
anyone else see machete?
thoughts on it?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
terrible....terribly awesome!!
completely ridiculously awesome guy movie
by kevinkinsler on Sep 12, 2010 1:17 PM CDT up reply actions
email me
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Sep 12, 2010 11:59 AM CDT up reply actions
OMG Moose, you tanning at the same place George Hamilton does?
Your orangeness amde me adjust the brightness on my TV
"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha
This is the football thread.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 12, 2010 12:04 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Get the fuck out.
We’re talking football here.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Who wants to go to my wife’s niece’s graduation-from-hairstylist-school party for me at two o’clock today? Anyone?
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
any hot bitches?
/DannyBalis
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 12, 2010 12:16 PM CDT up reply actions
damn
so many games…i dont know which one to watch
"what I have learned in 11 years in the sports business is that the dumbest guys in the room are always the media guys." - mark cuban
Colts/Texans seems to be the favorite.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 12, 2010 12:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Texans should take that game pretty easily
I like the Cincy/NE or Den/Jax(tebow) or even Car/NYG
"what I have learned in 11 years in the sports business is that the dumbest guys in the room are always the media guys." - mark cuban
It's days like this where I wish Tony Siragusa was still player in the NFL....
that way we would not have to listen to his big bag of nothing…….
Ball....toss.....antlers....
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 12, 2010 12:41 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I think 'big bag of nothing' is way too kind.
I’m pretty sure his bag is full of shit. Cannot stand that guy.
Texans look awesome
this is going to be a blowout; but, indy looks really bad…
"what I have learned in 11 years in the sports business is that the dumbest guys in the room are always the media guys." - mark cuban
Not so fast my friend. That Manning kid can play a little.
Wes Welker (probably my favorite Texas Tech Red Raider ever) just scored his second td.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
Blowout?
Based on what?
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aqua on Sep 12, 2010 1:13 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
awesome offense
ball hawking defense. Shaub’s stupid Int doesn’t help though.
"what I have learned in 11 years in the sports business is that the dumbest guys in the room are always the media guys." - mark cuban
Looks like we found the Horns130 for the Texannes.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aqua on Sep 12, 2010 1:16 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
what does that mean?
"what I have learned in 11 years in the sports business is that the dumbest guys in the room are always the media guys." - mark cuban
double rainbow?
Longhorn, have you met Horns130?
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 12, 2010 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Good god, Bengals.
Way to Shit The Bed Week 1.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 12, 2010 1:07 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
good gosh
does Carson Palmer suck.
"what I have learned in 11 years in the sports business is that the dumbest guys in the room are always the media guys." - mark cuban
Yeah people seem to forget this and always say he's good for some reason.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
that guy has had a really really bad month or so
"what I have learned in 11 years in the sports business is that the dumbest guys in the room are always the media guys." - mark cuban
This Titans offense is fun to watch.
Love seeing that option football…
"what I have learned in 11 years in the sports business is that the dumbest guys in the room are always the media guys." - mark cuban
Fuck that.
Give it to Johnson every time.
by brettgardner on Sep 12, 2010 1:15 PM CDT up reply actions
well
there ya go…happy?
"what I have learned in 11 years in the sports business is that the dumbest guys in the room are always the media guys." - mark cuban
damn
imagine that guy as a Cowboy.
"what I have learned in 11 years in the sports business is that the dumbest guys in the room are always the media guys." - mark cuban
i wonder if Felix went to any other school other than UofA
that CJ woudn’t have been the pick that year
"what I have learned in 11 years in the sports business is that the dumbest guys in the room are always the media guys." - mark cuban
I thought I remembered that Jerry wanted to move up for McFadden.
Whoops.
by brettgardner on Sep 12, 2010 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions
still
i wonder if u can properly evaluate a player, especially offensive, out there in oakland.
"what I have learned in 11 years in the sports business is that the dumbest guys in the room are always the media guys." - mark cuban
Well he has been hurt all the time.
I could be remembering it wrong anyway. It was either moving up for McFadden or moving up for Calvin Johnson the year before.
by brettgardner on Sep 12, 2010 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions
I think the thought was they had Cleveland's pick,
and it was gonna result into a top 3 pick, to take McFadden.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
Nah I'm talking about draft day.
I remember Jerry talking to the Ticket about possibly moving up. Now that I think about it, it must have been Johnson because it was after they had taken Spencer.
by brettgardner on Sep 12, 2010 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions
God, I love footballball.
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan
Cutler just went 89 yards to Forte for the TD.
It ain’t ova yet.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 12, 2010 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions
I know no one cares, but I need to say it
I’m afraid my fantasy team sucks ball sack
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
My team pretty much sucks outside of Chris Johnson.
by brettgardner on Sep 12, 2010 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions
well, my team sucks
and I’m playing Chris Johnson this week. It’s just tough to know you don’t really have a chance at the championship as early as week one. But, hell, I’m a Ranger fan… I’ll cope.
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
I won last year
Because of Brees.
But this year I thought I’d save some money with Schaub. So far a bad idea.
by brettgardner on Sep 12, 2010 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Hope so.
If not, I have the Chris Johnson bomb that I can drop to get 3 quality players.
by brettgardner on Sep 12, 2010 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Stafford out in the 2nd half.
The Shaun Hill era begins…..
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 12, 2010 1:52 PM CDT reply actions
Damnit, they don't need that.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
waterboy doesn't see it
"what I have learned in 11 years in the sports business is that the dumbest guys in the room are always the media guys." - mark cuban
Lightning delay
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 12, 2010 2:34 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I know what's not going on
MSW getting any looks.
by brettgardner on Sep 12, 2010 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Damn, Peyton is getting jobbed.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 12, 2010 2:32 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
looks like Texans are 'blowing' out the colts
and pretty ‘easily’.
"what I have learned in 11 years in the sports business is that the dumbest guys in the room are always the media guys." - mark cuban
Very solid win for the Texans
Not sure how you could say they blew out the Colts, though.
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 12, 2010 3:15 PM CDT up reply actions
I just hope
it helps kill the trend of the Texans being the Colts bitch.
"Look, we're basically on earth to shit and fuck. So unless your job's to help people shit or fuck, it's not that important, so relax."-https://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
you don't think the texans won that game pretty easily?
"what I have learned in 11 years in the sports business is that the dumbest guys in the room are always the media guys." - mark cuban
They won by ten.
How is that a “blowout?”
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
Looking at the final score is not really the best way.
They were completely outmatched the entire game and got a meaningless touchdown at the end.
by brettgardner on Sep 12, 2010 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions
And Indy missed several chances
Garcon dropped a few that could have been big plays for Indy.
It was a nice win by the Texans but I wouldn’t call it a “blowout”
Missed several chances?
That might have been one of the worst run defenses I’ve ever seen. It was pathetic. They were dominated the entire game.
by brettgardner on Sep 12, 2010 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions
This sounds awfully Josey-esque.
The score at halftime was 13-10. Were they being “dominated” then?
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
It wasn't particularly close, no.
I don’t see what’s “Josey-esque” about it. I have no affinity for the Texans. There’s no reason for me to super effusive with my praise.
It’s just that in this game, Houston was a lot better than Indy.
by brettgardner on Sep 12, 2010 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions
"Lot better" != dominated.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
Ugh.
OK, you win. Yay for meaningful arguments!
by brettgardner on Sep 12, 2010 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Don't get pissy about it.
Just use the word when it actually happens.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
My viewing of every snap is no match for your ability to tell me the score.
I apologize for forgetting this simple fact. It won’t happen again.
Now please, you have to get out of my life. I can’t stand dumb arguments like this.
by brettgardner on Sep 12, 2010 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Ok, guess you are going to get pissy about it.
You’re the kind of guy who thinks the best arguments are the ones you win, aren’t you?
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
Yes it was
But that doesn’t take away the fact that if Garcon makes a couple catches that he should have made its a lot closer than a 10 point game
Don't worry.
I’ve already admitted I was wrong. Shame has overcome me now.
by brettgardner on Sep 12, 2010 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions
The biggest thing was...
…the Collie fumble in the 4th quarter.
Indy completed a pass that had them in the Houston red zone, down 10, with a chance to get it to 3 if they convert.
Collie gets stripped, Houston gets the ball back and has those 4 big runs and puts it in the end zone, and that was pretty much that, although Indy scored 2 more TDs.
Houston played very well against one of the best teams in the NFL, and came away with a 10 point victory that could have been more.
But Indy was in the game in the 4th quarter. It wasn’t a blowout.
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 12, 2010 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Schaub's int in the 2nd put the Colts in the game
Houston could have easily went up 20-0, 16-0 at the very least…
Would you have called it a blowout if it was a 17 point win?
"what I have learned in 11 years in the sports business is that the dumbest guys in the room are always the media guys." - mark cuban
It depends on how it got to 17 points
If it was 17 because Indy didn’t score that last TD? Probably not.
If it was 17 because Houston was up 24 in the 4th, played some scrubs, and Indy came back to get it to 17? Probably.
Indy was in the game well into the 4th quarter.
That’s not a blowout.
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 12, 2010 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions
I agree completely.
But a good win for the Texans.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
Detroit got royally fucked
That has to be one of the stupidest rules in the NFL
Johnson clearly caught it, got both feet down, and was holding the ball firmly with one hand as he fell to the ground.
But because it slipped away when he was getting up its ruled incomplete.
Total horseshit rule. Its the correct call of the current rule but the rule itself is utter bullshit
I'm loving these new Iggles jerseys
"what I have learned in 11 years in the sports business is that the dumbest guys in the room are always the media guys." - mark cuban
i'm not sure, i just tuned in
and i saw these. But, i want to say these are their uniforms for the season…
"what I have learned in 11 years in the sports business is that the dumbest guys in the room are always the media guys." - mark cuban
Is there a link for the Cardinals Rams game?
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
I'd try channelsurfing.net or justin.tv
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 12, 2010 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
I just want to watch Bradford a little.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Kolb isn't looking too good right now
"what I have learned in 11 years in the sports business is that the dumbest guys in the room are always the media guys." - mark cuban
This doesn't surprise me one bit.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
and now he's knocked out, i think
Might be Vick time. These late games have been really ugly.
"what I have learned in 11 years in the sports business is that the dumbest guys in the room are always the media guys." - mark cuban
Vick worries me a little.
Kolb does not.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Do you mean as a Cowboys fan or an Eagles fan?
by brettgardner on Sep 12, 2010 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Cowboys.
Fuck the Eagles.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
No matter what though, I think the absence of Westbrook will hurt them.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Wow
AJM must be happy. His favorite team pulled the upset.
Looking at the box score though, Schaub had a 67.5 rating whereas Manning had excellent stats. Looks to me like pretty much a fluke game where Arian Foster went off. Not an indication of things to come.
And lets keep in mind, Houston has sucky DC and WILL have a sucky defense.
Other than that, Giants won, ominous considering I think they’ll be back this year. Packer+ media darling Rodgers struggling early, yay. Surprised that Denver lost.
There’s not enough games, wtf. Two monday nighters, sunday nighter, thursday nighter, leaves not enough Sunday games. And we havent even got into bye weeks yet.
Considering how terrible the Indy defense looked against the run (and yes, Brett, I watched most of the game, I was up and down during the fourth)
They have problems. Foster wasn’t just breaking fluke runs.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
"Foster wasn't JUST breaking fluke runs."
Try to read next time.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
oh also
bears watching for whatever its worth indy did finally switch oc’s from moore to that other guy. i dunno what it means but it bears watching. i noticed peyton looked unhappy in the preaseason. of course oc means less to indy than a lot of teams since it’s peytons show.
Face it.
Manning was held in check by a brilliant DC.
"Look, we're basically on earth to shit and fuck. So unless your job's to help people shit or fuck, it's not that important, so relax."-https://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
57 attempts
one big chunk on a garbage time TD pass. He will get his ‘cause he’s good.
"what I have learned in 11 years in the sports business is that the dumbest guys in the room are always the media guys." - mark cuban
post hoc ergo
"what I have learned in 11 years in the sports business is that the dumbest guys in the room are always the media guys." - mark cuban
as for cowboys
i’m worried about an upset with new regime in washington. excited though. hopefully we blow them out.
my idea for first offensive play of the game is line up like its a obvious run, put dez in the slot, and go deep to him. doubt garrett has it in him though.
meh
you know what’s going to happen when it goes incomplete. a 2 yard loss on a run up the middle with Barber.
"what I have learned in 11 years in the sports business is that the dumbest guys in the room are always the media guys." - mark cuban
oh man
Kolb looks terrible
"what I have learned in 11 years in the sports business is that the dumbest guys in the room are always the media guys." - mark cuban
I love it.
I knew it was going to happen.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
go green bay go!
"what I have learned in 11 years in the sports business is that the dumbest guys in the room are always the media guys." - mark cuban
u want philly to win??
"what I have learned in 11 years in the sports business is that the dumbest guys in the room are always the media guys." - mark cuban
Huh?
It’s reasonable to think SF wins 9 games this year.
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan
play action deep
first play, please.
"what I have learned in 11 years in the sports business is that the dumbest guys in the room are always the media guys." - mark cuban
Stupid way to use Bryant...
Ball....toss.....antlers....
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 12, 2010 7:35 PM CDT reply actions
K, that play has failed twice now.
Let’s call something else.
"Ok, post your favorite moment of the Tom Hicks era
Mine is today when he sold the team." - t ball
here we go again
just run the ball JG
"what I have learned in 11 years in the sports business is that the dumbest guys in the room are always the media guys." - mark cuban
So,
screens to Dez and no-hesitation swings to Roy are the new fade route?
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan
geez
takes just one series for JG to fuck things up.
"what I have learned in 11 years in the sports business is that the dumbest guys in the room are always the media guys." - mark cuban
lol, TomCat comes up with some good ones every now and then
TimCowlishaw
Cowboys first drive falls apart when Jason Garrett decides to see how many sideways passes Romo can throw consecutively.
"what I have learned in 11 years in the sports business is that the dumbest guys in the room are always the media guys." - mark cuban
by Longhorn on Sep 12, 2010 7:39 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
these players must really hate their colleges
"what I have learned in 11 years in the sports business is that the dumbest guys in the room are always the media guys." - mark cuban
New rule
no going low.
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan
More like NO TOUCHING

Fuck Arias
by hornedfrogs45 on Sep 12, 2010 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Unrelated
but worth a rec anyway.
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan
the Tom Brady rule....
Ball....toss.....antlers....
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 12, 2010 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions
i think tony's got those sideways passes down
"what I have learned in 11 years in the sports business is that the dumbest guys in the room are always the media guys." - mark cuban
It's all part of Jason Garrett's
awesome game plan.
"Look, we're basically on earth to shit and fuck. So unless your job's to help people shit or fuck, it's not that important, so relax."-https://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
I think it is pretty clear Garrett thinks...
…they aren’t going to be able to keep the Redskins from collapsing the pocket, with two backup OGs in there.
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 12, 2010 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions
ROY
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
what the hell is JG doing...
i better see a stop and go real soon
"what I have learned in 11 years in the sports business is that the dumbest guys in the room are always the media guys." - mark cuban
hahaha
"what I have learned in 11 years in the sports business is that the dumbest guys in the room are always the media guys." - mark cuban
A missed FG.
When did Folk come back?
"Ok, post your favorite moment of the Tom Hicks era
Mine is today when he sold the team." - t ball
People laughed when I said the preseason did not bode well for the Cowboys
And here they are, looking like shit.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
No difference in O Lineman
interchangeable fatties. It’s all the OC.
"Look, we're basically on earth to shit and fuck. So unless your job's to help people shit or fuck, it's not that important, so relax."-https://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
not really
they are protecting and Collinsworth just said so…what a great point by CC.
"what I have learned in 11 years in the sports business is that the dumbest guys in the room are always the media guys." - mark cuban
This drive is taking forever to do very little.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
Anyone ever go to D.C.?
Incredible place to visit….
Ball....toss.....antlers....
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 12, 2010 8:40 PM CDT reply actions
You have got to be fucking kidding me.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
I can't believe that just happened.
The Cowboys are fucking retarded. Why not just fall down, Romo? Why not just take a knee?
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
Agreed.
I was singing Choice’s praises.
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
Only partially his fault.
Sure, he should have held on to the ball.
But he never should have had the opportunity to drop it. Mind-boggling the process that led to that decision. You have almost no chance to score on that play, why not take a knee and go into the half down three?
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
this is what happens
when your coaches play scared.
Jason Garrett is a fucking idiot.
"what I have learned in 11 years in the sports business is that the dumbest guys in the room are always the media guys." - mark cuban
Poor, poor Jerry Jones
Such a brilliant owner and g.m., being dragged down by his o.c.
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 12, 2010 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions
and then that happened...........
Ball....toss.....antlers....
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 12, 2010 8:52 PM CDT reply actions
HELL YEAH!!!!
Awesome. Such a dumb play.
"Look, we're basically on earth to shit and fuck. So unless your job's to help people shit or fuck, it's not that important, so relax."-https://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
by DJCahill on Sep 12, 2010 8:52 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
So....Super Bowl, huh?
Ball....toss.....antlers....
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 12, 2010 8:55 PM CDT reply actions
Stupid commercial
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
Take a fucking knee.
Unbelievable.
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
I wondered if they did the obligatory "Aw shucks" shot of Cupcake.
"Ok, post your favorite moment of the Tom Hicks era
Mine is today when he sold the team." - t ball
he's not the problem
JG is
"what I have learned in 11 years in the sports business is that the dumbest guys in the room are always the media guys." - mark cuban
Of course he is.
Sloppy play has never been a problem with this team since Cupcake took over ….
"Ok, post your favorite moment of the Tom Hicks era
Mine is today when he sold the team." - t ball
um
go look at Quitter’s teams.
"what I have learned in 11 years in the sports business is that the dumbest guys in the room are always the media guys." - mark cuban
So Garrett honestly believed they could get points there?
Did he know how little time was on the clock?
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
Is that an OC decision? Or is that a HC decision?
I’d guess the head guy makes that decision.
"Ok, post your favorite moment of the Tom Hicks era
Mine is today when he sold the team." - t ball
Broadcast said Wade was furious about the call and that Garrett believed it should be done.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
I thought they said he was furious that Choice didn't just fall on it instead of trying to make a play.
But I could have mis-heard.
"Ok, post your favorite moment of the Tom Hicks era
Mine is today when he sold the team." - t ball
The Head Coach is Jerry
Cupcake is just DC as far as I can tell.
"Look, we're basically on earth to shit and fuck. So unless your job's to help people shit or fuck, it's not that important, so relax."-https://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
Aquaman56
Once again, I apologize. I fucking suck.
Fuck Arias
by hornedfrogs45 on Sep 12, 2010 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions
What are you talking about?
Did you apologize somewhere else?
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
I did earlier about being hard on Baylor
this was for preseason not mattering.
Fuck Arias
by hornedfrogs45 on Sep 12, 2010 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions
You guys are probably going to beat the pants off of us.
I’ve already accepted it.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
I think so.
I have tickets, but it’s quite a drive from Tyler.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
Cowboys are about to get run out of the stadium, I think.
Defense is back on their heels, offense can’t get anything going.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
i think you should mention it the chat u linked above
"what I have learned in 11 years in the sports business is that the dumbest guys in the room are always the media guys." - mark cuban
The ultimate irony
is if Dallas starts 0-3 and the Metroplex starts following the Rangers.
Fuck Arias
Oh wow.
Offsides on a field goal?
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
Laughable, man.
/The Jesus
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
Gotta love a team with discipline.
"Ok, post your favorite moment of the Tom Hicks era
Mine is today when he sold the team." - t ball
Can you film it for youtube?
We could make a gif out of it for gameday threads.
"Look, we're basically on earth to shit and fuck. So unless your job's to help people shit or fuck, it's not that important, so relax."-https://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
by DJCahill on Sep 12, 2010 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
And sweep the Academy Awards.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
And the Post Season LSB graphics awards.
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
Granted.
Just illegal contact.
"Ok, post your favorite moment of the Tom Hicks era
Mine is today when he sold the team." - t ball
First and goal from the one.
Yay!
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
Oh, the five.
Great.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
grounding maybe?
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
Jenkins is really good.
"Ok, post your favorite moment of the Tom Hicks era
Mine is today when he sold the team." - t ball
this defense is really good
"what I have learned in 11 years in the sports business is that the dumbest guys in the room are always the media guys." - mark cuban
Please, continue to go after Jenkins
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
LIFE!!!!!!!!!
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
The Redskins did Cowboyings.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
Lolings
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
So, who wants to give Cupcake credit for the strategic offsides move that resulted in no points given up?
"Ok, post your favorite moment of the Tom Hicks era
Mine is today when he sold the team." - t ball
Who?
"what I have learned in 11 years in the sports business is that the dumbest guys in the room are always the media guys." - mark cuban
Cupcake. Now who are you calling "Quitter"?
I honestly have no idea.
"Ok, post your favorite moment of the Tom Hicks era
Mine is today when he sold the team." - t ball
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
JW nicknames.
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
you can tell my Newberg's tweets
that he’s employed by the Rangers
"what I have learned in 11 years in the sports business is that the dumbest guys in the room are always the media guys." - mark cuban
by Longhorn on Sep 12, 2010 9:22 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
can you please
point out which of your tweets are classified as Newberg tweets so that we may inform them?
Refr bias
I understand some of these calls look legit, but give me a break. I’m quite sure the teams we play are getting away with the same stuff on every play.
Seriously, the refs are out to get us. Anytime the other teams bogs down or at a crucial point the refs will bail them out. How many penalties on us versus them this game? Let alone all our penalties are at crucial moments and none of there’s are. It’s the same every single game.
And while I’m ranting, the Cowboys are so stupid. We punt more from the 35-40 yard line then every other team in the league COMBINED. Why the FUCK not occasionally play for the FG there? Especially when it was 5 yards to 1st down anyway, and of course Garett goes with the low percentage deep throw. Our opponent never, EVER punts from the 35-40. Because if nothing else they go for it.
"Out to get us?"
You realize you’re talking about the Dallas Cowboys, right?
They get penalties because they’re dumb, not because the refs hate them. Dumb players do dumb things, and we have some seriously DUMB players.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aqua on Sep 12, 2010 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
The umps are out to get the Yankees too.
Fuck Arias
by hornedfrogs45 on Sep 12, 2010 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Joe West mainly
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
Complaining about the refs=loser talk
Fuck Arias
by hornedfrogs45 on Sep 12, 2010 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'd love to see us put one up for Miles
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
Granted.
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
Romo willed it
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
come on Miles
out run those safeties
"what I have learned in 11 years in the sports business is that the dumbest guys in the room are always the media guys." - mark cuban
Oh come on, Roy.
How about you catch the fucking football that just hit you in the hands.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
Come back to and fight for the ball maybe?
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
who saw that 2nd and 10 sweep run coming?
"what I have learned in 11 years in the sports business is that the dumbest guys in the room are always the media guys." - mark cuban
HE is an awesome
OC!
"Look, we're basically on earth to shit and fuck. So unless your job's to help people shit or fuck, it's not that important, so relax."-https://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
you gotta go for it
"what I have learned in 11 years in the sports business is that the dumbest guys in the room are always the media guys." - mark cuban
yep
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
Alex Barron is fucking terrible
He’s getting beat every time on passing situations. He has no lateral movement.
Fuck Arias
He never moves his feet, he just leans.
He could get away with that at Florida State because he’s huge and strong.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
I guess there's a reason they were willing to take Bobbie Carpenter for him.
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
And then cut Barbie three weeks later.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
It's the equivalent of the Arias-Francoeur deal
Fuck Arias
by hornedfrogs45 on Sep 12, 2010 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Except Francoeur has been somewhat useful.
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
I hope the o-line gets healthy.
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
McBriar is on tonight.
He’s pretty good.
"Ok, post your favorite moment of the Tom Hicks era
Mine is today when he sold the team." - t ball
Punt from the 42
Our 9,000000 punt from inside the 45 this game. A game we wont have another chance ever to win.
I think you forgot a comma
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
He forgot a lot of things.
Like any semblance of reason.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
Wes Phillips was on Guy Morriss' staff at Baylor.
Not sure how he’s “earned his stripes,” Morriss’ whole staff was full of lazy jackasses.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
No, then it would have been full of lazy badasses.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
It's not about nepotism, dammit.
Didn’t you hear Chris?
"Ok, post your favorite moment of the Tom Hicks era
Mine is today when he sold the team." - t ball
Biggest word ever uttered on an NFL broadcast, nepotism.
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
Can we please score some points?
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
Yes!
Think we can muster 10 yards for a field goal attempt?
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
Looks like you were wrong.
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
Can we officially say the wildcat is worthless.
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
Run well, it definitely isn't worthless.
But the key is to run it well and use it at the right times.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
Which no one seems to do anymore.
If you don’t have the athletes to do it, it’s impossible.
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
It's just a damn direct snap with this team
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan
a little option look there
very interesting…
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
eff
if he pitched that to felix….damn!
"what I have learned in 11 years in the sports business is that the dumbest guys in the room are always the media guys." - mark cuban
They had a corner out wide to cover it.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
nope
barber had him, not listening to CC?
"what I have learned in 11 years in the sports business is that the dumbest guys in the room are always the media guys." - mark cuban
I have the volume down because of the baby.
It looked covered to me, plus I’m not sure if Felix was in a good pitch relationship.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
Garrett is getting cute again.
The option, seriously?
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
that was actually good styuff
"what I have learned in 11 years in the sports business is that the dumbest guys in the room are always the media guys." - mark cuban
Need a TD here
For me to feel we have a real chance to win this game
Romo is feeling comfortable out there, could really see it last few plays
TOUCHDOWN COWBOYS
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
Yes!
Fist bump
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
knew it
"what I have learned in 11 years in the sports business is that the dumbest guys in the room are always the media guys." - mark cuban
Sweet.
Good pass protection. Good throw. Very nice.
"Ok, post your favorite moment of the Tom Hicks era
Mine is today when he sold the team." - t ball
sure looks like the oline has been just fine all game
"what I have learned in 11 years in the sports business is that the dumbest guys in the room are always the media guys." - mark cuban
They haven't looked as bad as folks seemed to think they would.
"Ok, post your favorite moment of the Tom Hicks era
Mine is today when he sold the team." - t ball
They've gameplanned to take off pressure.
Very few five-step drops, lots of rolling out, help by the backs on the outside.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
So are you saying they really are that bad ...
but JG has gameplanned so brilliantly that we really can’t see it?
"Ok, post your favorite moment of the Tom Hicks era
Mine is today when he sold the team." - t ball
No, I'm saying that JG has gameplanned so that they won't be as bad.
If they had Romo back in the pocket with deep drops, he’d be getting killed.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
But the brilliant OC's game planning has prevented that?
"Ok, post your favorite moment of the Tom Hicks era
Mine is today when he sold the team." - t ball
I wouldn't say "brilliant."
It’s pretty obvious that’s what you have to do with a weak line. Romo helps things by being more mobile than the average QB.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
False
All offensive lineman are the same. If Garrett is gameplanning to protect the OL, it’s dumb.
by Sharky on Sep 12, 2010 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ha, it's a bit!
You’re funny, Sharky.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
Well
The OL was fine the last drive under “non protected” conditions.
All OL really are the same. They’re all 340 pounds and only have to kind of take up space for a couple seconds per play.
You could not be more wrong if you wanted to be.
And I think you do, which is sad.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
You're right
There’s a huge difference between 320 pound guy A who bench presses 500 pounds and played high level college football, and guy B who does the same.
Oh wait, there’s no difference at all.
This isn’t baseball or basketball, there’s no skill here.
I'm not going to get into this with you.
Just know that every single person in the world disagrees.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
Seriously?
You’re saying these words?
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan
I played o-line for a little bit.
Huge difference between being guard and tackle. Different movements, actions, how you do things. You don’t know shit about it so STFU.
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
well
it’s still all dependent on the type of oline blocking your Ocor wants.
THere i something to what sharky said. Look at those Broncos oline’s…where they any high round picks for Shanny broncos during those years?
"what I have learned in 11 years in the sports business is that the dumbest guys in the room are always the media guys." - mark cuban
The Broncos actually disprove his point entirely.
They made their lines out of smaller, more athletic guys that could zone block and cut defensive lineman like crazy. They taught a specific scheme and found guys to fit that scheme.
Now look at the 90’s Cowboys, who had gigantic road graders on the oline who relied on strength and size. You’re talking about two entirely different sets of athletes.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
You might be worse than Josey.
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
i think CC was right
saying that you gotta give them the chance to make plays, and JG was just coaching scared the first half…
"what I have learned in 11 years in the sports business is that the dumbest guys in the room are always the media guys." - mark cuban
That was a disgrace to the greatness of Thin Lizzy.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
Originality, something NBC doesn't do very well.
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
I do wish they still did baseball, but that could be childhood nostalgia.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
Don't know if I've ever watched a baseball game on NBC.
I just wish they would stop threatening to cancel my favorite shows on their network, like Chuck.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
I've never seen baseball on NBC that I can remember.
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
Costas, Garagiola, Kubek in the 80s.
I really like Costas, I know a lot don’t.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
Okay, Buehler needs to be making less tackles on kick coverage.
"Ok, post your favorite moment of the Tom Hicks era
Mine is today when he sold the team." - t ball
I see no advantage of black over green
that’s just dumb
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
I thought something was wrong with my TV for a second.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
we should have dropped Roy
and kept Crayton. Damn.
"what I have learned in 11 years in the sports business is that the dumbest guys in the room are always the media guys." - mark cuban
Ware had to get him eventually.
"Ok, post your favorite moment of the Tom Hicks era
Mine is today when he sold the team." - t ball
good gosh this defense is fucking awesome
"what I have learned in 11 years in the sports business is that the dumbest guys in the room are always the media guys." - mark cuban
Hell yeah!
I feel like we have McNabb’s number…he crumples to the turf as soon as you get pressure. Easy sacks.
You realize
he’s already squirmed out of 3 sacks today?
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan
So easy we have exactly one of them.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
I HATE THIS COMMERCIAL!
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
Great minds think alike?
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
I hate this commercial.
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
imagine if they did that same commercial with a black lady from atlanta
"what I have learned in 11 years in the sports business is that the dumbest guys in the room are always the media guys." - mark cuban
Or someone from New Orleans.
Or Oakland, Baltimore, or Washington.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
I wish we'd nuke New Orleans
I’m so sick of the poor, downtrodden gulf people. The politically correct people the liberal media loves so much.
Who are 90% thugs and criminals.
So you're advocating the vaporization of an American city, that's a reaonable reaction.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
Can that not be a bannable comment?
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
Really?
Isn’t ignoring a much better policy?
by brettgardner on Sep 12, 2010 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions
I ignore him but that is out of line.
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
Almost everything he says is racist.
Just some dude that wants attention. Gets a big “meh” from me.
by brettgardner on Sep 12, 2010 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Sharky is just a bit, anyway.
No point in banning him, he’s not hurting anyone with his stupidity.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
Is this ban-worthy?
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan
My thoughts exactly.
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
There would be some screaming
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
exciting player
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
Felix is magic.
"Ok, post your favorite moment of the Tom Hicks era
Mine is today when he sold the team." - t ball
Barber going to get traded?
Honest opinions?
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
Too much money committed
too many Barber jerseys sold
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan
Still have a terrible feeling about this game
I think the Cowboys are giving me hope to make ripping it away all the more painful…
It's what has made
following the Mavericks so painful.
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan
Now that Geico commercial was good.
"Ok, post your favorite moment of the Tom Hicks era
Mine is today when he sold the team." - t ball
that was not a block in the back!@!!!!!
"what I have learned in 11 years in the sports business is that the dumbest guys in the room are always the media guys." - mark cuban
Yeah, it really was.
"Ok, post your favorite moment of the Tom Hicks era
Mine is today when he sold the team." - t ball
looked like from the side
need a better camera angle
"what I have learned in 11 years in the sports business is that the dumbest guys in the room are always the media guys." - mark cuban
Not really.
He hit him right above the 23 on the back of his jersey. Slo-mo replay showed that pretty clearly.
"Ok, post your favorite moment of the Tom Hicks era
Mine is today when he sold the team." - t ball
that's fucking bullshit
"what I have learned in 11 years in the sports business is that the dumbest guys in the room are always the media guys." - mark cuban
Phillips > Bennett
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
Bennett's leg > Phillips'
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
Didn't need to do that, Martellus
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
The refs arent fixed or anything
literally 10,000 penalties on Dallas always on crucial plays, zero on the other team
That was an obvious block in the back.
Fuck Arias
by hornedfrogs45 on Sep 12, 2010 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions
So
Thats not even the point. I’m sure it happens a million times on the other team and we never see it and they never call it.
EVERY PENALTY is on us.
They are making stupid mistakes.
There is a reason the penalties are being called on Dallas.
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
Well if we didn't block in the back
We wouldn’t get called for blocking in the back.
Funny how that works.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
ha
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
It's amazing how hard it is for NFL players to grasp that you can't block somebody in the back.
"Ok, post your favorite moment of the Tom Hicks era
Mine is today when he sold the team." - t ball
you give NFL refs a bit too much credit
"what I have learned in 11 years in the sports business is that the dumbest guys in the room are always the media guys." - mark cuban
It's because the Refs
are politically correct.
"Look, we're basically on earth to shit and fuck. So unless your job's to help people shit or fuck, it's not that important, so relax."-https://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
romo
you have time!!! wait in the pocket a little longer…
"what I have learned in 11 years in the sports business is that the dumbest guys in the room are always the media guys." - mark cuban
Wow. The original play must have really been a stinker ...
if that was the audible.
"Ok, post your favorite moment of the Tom Hicks era
Mine is today when he sold the team." - t ball
This Cowboys offense makes me wanna shit my pants.
So fucking bland. Get yer head outta your ass Garrett.
" Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless "
And another play where a Dallas player committed the penalized behavior.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
There is no possible way you are a day older than 12 years old.
" Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless "
They've been penalized three times for 32 yards.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
Alex Barron makes me want to kick puppies.
Totally overmatched with Orakpo.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
just throw it up
"what I have learned in 11 years in the sports business is that the dumbest guys in the room are always the media guys." - mark cuban
What does the NFL have to gain by the Cowboys losing?
What would be the motivating factor?
If anything, an argument could be made that the NFL would want the Cowboys to do well, considering they are the most popular franchise in the league and are hosting the Super Bowl this year.
But please, what do the officials get out of screwing us?
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
The refs are holed up...
…with Ed Werder, Barack Obama, and Roger Goodell, figuring out how they can destroy the Cowboys.
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 12, 2010 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Can't be true, Ed Werder used to love the Cowboys.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
That mad me laugh.
You know Sharky is scribbling notes with his number 2 pencil on his Big Chief tablet making notes about it.
"Look, we're basically on earth to shit and fuck. So unless your job's to help people shit or fuck, it's not that important, so relax."-https://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
You give him too much credit.
It’s a Big Chief all right, but he’s using a giant crayon.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
Dammit Free.
Just because you replaced Flo doesn’t mean you have to go deaf!
"Ok, post your favorite moment of the Tom Hicks era
Mine is today when he sold the team." - t ball
i remember watching the Irish last couple of weekends
only 2 penalties on the offense in those 2 games. Was nice to see.
"what I have learned in 11 years in the sports business is that the dumbest guys in the room are always the media guys." - mark cuban
Ignore him, but he won't go away.
The whole reason I want to download a troll script.
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
It must suck being you
and blaming every fucking thing on the refs.
" Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless "
Barron was the best we could do for our 6th olineman?
Not too good, Jerruh
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
They took Barbie off our hands.
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
Brooking is awesome
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
lol... that was ridiculous
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
that's too long
"what I have learned in 11 years in the sports business is that the dumbest guys in the room are always the media guys." - mark cuban
go take your coronation lap washington
thank the refs for handing you the win later. this isnt a game.
Hey, if you want to crown their asses, Sharky, then crown 'em!
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
Anyone else leave Foster sitting on their fantasy bench today?
" Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless "
Ray Rice and Steven Jackson Jackson.
Harrison @ the flex.
" Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless "
Harrison?
Harrison???
You deserve your fate.
by brettgardner on Sep 12, 2010 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions
I know that.
But he also happens to suck.
Foster was a must-play. I was trying desperately to trade for him.
by brettgardner on Sep 12, 2010 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions
The guy I'm playing
left Foster and Forte. Dodged a cannon ball there.
Fuck Arias
by hornedfrogs45 on Sep 12, 2010 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions
How does that happen?
Are you in a 4-team league?
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan
by Conjunction on Sep 12, 2010 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions
He started MJD and Felix Jones
Fuck Arias
by hornedfrogs45 on Sep 12, 2010 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions
8
The guy kinda forgot about WRs. He’s from China, so he doesn’t know a whole lot about the nuances of fantasy football
Fuck Arias
by hornedfrogs45 on Sep 12, 2010 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions
yall are in some crappy leagues then
"what I have learned in 11 years in the sports business is that the dumbest guys in the room are always the media guys." - mark cuban
dez needs to run this back
"what I have learned in 11 years in the sports business is that the dumbest guys in the room are always the media guys." - mark cuban
He wouldn't have caught that ball if he was by himself.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
wow
miles was wide open
"what I have learned in 11 years in the sports business is that the dumbest guys in the room are always the media guys." - mark cuban
here comes the draw up the middle
"what I have learned in 11 years in the sports business is that the dumbest guys in the room are always the media guys." - mark cuban
What a fucking terrible play call.
There was no chance that was going to work.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
You're getting confused on which bit you want to run.
Go calm down and try again.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
Miles is so much better than Roy that it's almost ridiculous.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
wow
are you fucking serious?
"what I have learned in 11 years in the sports business is that the dumbest guys in the room are always the media guys." - mark cuban
Yeah, the way the refs forced the Cowboys to run a stupid play on third down really fucked us up.
Can’t believe they did that.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
let's sweep to the short side
yah
"what I have learned in 11 years in the sports business is that the dumbest guys in the room are always the media guys." - mark cuban
Yup worse than Josey.
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
Your giving me massive tired head having to read your shit.
" Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless "
I wish you exercise similar restraint in posting.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
You're not even antagonizing
you’re just retarded.
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan
by Conjunction on Sep 12, 2010 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Colinsworth annoys me
He’s really biased.
I noticed it in the vikes game where he kept defending the plainly blown review call catch.
Biased towards whom?
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
Um... that's not allowed, Demarcus
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
He meant Ware getting hurt, imbecile.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
What? Just shut the fuck up.
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
Can't put your head down like that
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
x

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
I'll admit I laughed.
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
Looks like a stinger to me.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
While you excel at stating the retarded, ridiculous, and racist.
The three “Rs” of Sharky.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
Redundant, you forgot. Make that 4
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
Why don't teams run the hook and lateral at random times?
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
How can this be?
They called a penalty against the Redskins? I thought Sharky said they only called penalties against the Cowboys?
"Look, we're basically on earth to shit and fuck. So unless your job's to help people shit or fuck, it's not that important, so relax."-https://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
Heh, nice makeup call.
"Ok, post your favorite moment of the Tom Hicks era
Mine is today when he sold the team." - t ball
I'm sure you'll come up with some stupid to say in no time.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
Probably just
a bad D Coordinator, because players really don’t matter.
"Look, we're basically on earth to shit and fuck. So unless your job's to help people shit or fuck, it's not that important, so relax."-https://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
Yep
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan
by Conjunction on Sep 12, 2010 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Ya which is surprising
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
gotta take the time out there
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
Who do we even play next week?
Like it matters.
So much for 5-0 through the first 5 like Longhorn said. More like 0-5.
8-8. 4 of the losses because of refs, but still 8-8.
Bears
As a fan of them, I can pretty much say that the Cowboys should win.
Fuck Arias
by hornedfrogs45 on Sep 12, 2010 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions
You weren't saying that earlier retard
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
Wash kicker fucking drilled that FG.
Wow.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
Drilled it like Sharky is drilling the refs heh
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
still
just need a td.
i’m more confident in the cowboys offense when garett has to be wide open and cant fuck shit up by fucking around.
we have a good chance if the refs dont take it from us.
Really
the Cowboys need a new OC and DC.
"Look, we're basically on earth to shit and fuck. So unless your job's to help people shit or fuck, it's not that important, so relax."-https://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
no, it's over, remember?
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
Miles, Witten, and lots of them
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
Terrible kick return there.
Terrible.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
Gotta say....
my confidence level for this is sitting somewhere around a 2.
" Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless "
I'm around there.
I’d be higher if we could have stopped that FG from happening. Maybe a 5 then.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
We'll prob score a TD and then let Buehler miss the XP to go into OT.
" Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless "
They need to get the ball
to Roy Williams so he can work his magic.
"Look, we're basically on earth to shit and fuck. So unless your job's to help people shit or fuck, it's not that important, so relax."-https://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
Still weird to see that 88 out there
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
Pretty telling that they've gone to him twice on the penultimate drive.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
Just setting up Miles...
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
... for a false start, that is.
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
Oh come on Austin.
That was set up perfectly.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
HE WAS INBOUNDS!
His knee was down a full yard inside the boundaries.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
Let him be
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
Earlier it was the refs
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
Dammit Romo.
Stay cool man, stay cool.
"Ok, post your favorite moment of the Tom Hicks era
Mine is today when he sold the team." - t ball
would u get over it?
he’s old and slow, why WOULD we need him?
Will he even have a catch for that other team?
I thought you left.
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
Huge.
"Ok, post your favorite moment of the Tom Hicks era
Mine is today when he sold the team." - t ball
holy shit
time for two stabs at the end zone!
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
If Romo threw that ball out in front of him and hit him in stride
Austin would have strolled into the endzone.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
that clutch FG is huge right now
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
That was out of his reach
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
Wish we'd used it instead of running off 20 seconds earlier in the drive.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
that really grinds my gears
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
they'll bring the house here
Romo’s gotta get Jedi
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
He's not CJ
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
Really all Offensive Lineman are the same.
so it had to be the refs.
"Look, we're basically on earth to shit and fuck. So unless your job's to help people shit or fuck, it's not that important, so relax."-https://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
HE HELD HIM YOU DIPSHIT
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
"Josey drives to games??? I always assumed he rides in on his high horse" jam0152
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
FUCK
"Ok, post your favorite moment of the Tom Hicks era
Mine is today when he sold the team." - t ball
ALEX FUCKING BARRON, YOU FUCKING RETARD!
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aqua on Sep 12, 2010 10:36 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Barron Rocks!
I like that guy!
"Look, we're basically on earth to shit and fuck. So unless your job's to help people shit or fuck, it's not that important, so relax."-https://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
by DJCahill on Sep 12, 2010 10:36 PM CDT reply actions 4 recs
Wow
I don’t like the Cowboys, but no team should lose a game on a holding penalty like that. That sucks…… wow.
Go Rice Owls!
So, how bout those Rangers?
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
by jam0152 on Sep 12, 2010 10:37 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Wow. He intended to hold from the snap.
Never even attempted a standard block.
"Ok, post your favorite moment of the Tom Hicks era
Mine is today when he sold the team." - t ball
Brewster?
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
Cut him before you leave Washington
He flies back commercial to somewhere other than Dallas.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
this just in
Alex Barron seen riding a bike out of the stadium.
"Obviously you're not a golfer" -- His Dudeness
by ed carter on Sep 12, 2010 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
never in a million years
would they have called that same play against washington
the commenters woulda "aww shucks skins got away with a lil normal no big deal holding there, but who cares what a fantastic win!!!! so gutty by the redskins!!!:
Of course they would!
That was possibly the most obvious hold I’ve ever seen in my life, bar none. He wrapped him up and then arm-barred him right in front of the refs.
Every single team in the league gets that penalty called there, it was that fucking obvious.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
Dude
That’s the equivalent of a flagrant foul. You have to make that call.
Fuck Arias
by hornedfrogs45 on Sep 12, 2010 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions
If only the Cowboys were coached worth a damn
and weren’t a sloppy team that made penalties almost every play.
"Look, we're basically on earth to shit and fuck. So unless your job's to help people shit or fuck, it's not that important, so relax."-https://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
I'll give the ol eternal optimist's line
If we could play that terribly, and still be in a position to win it at the end of the game, maybe there’s a future. As long as that future doesn’t include Barron.
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
Nah go the other way
Washington is fucking terrible. We still lose.
by PhilKidIsHero on Sep 12, 2010 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions
What a useless piece of shit Barron is.
How do you target a rookie who missed all of training camp that many times on the final drive of the game?
He made the plays, what problem do you have?
The Cowboys were in position to win the game.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
He made the plays, what problem do you have?
The Cowboys were in position to win the game.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
I want Alex Barron cut right fucking now.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Yes, it is.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
If that's sarcasm you've got to be kidding me.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Sorry, I'm fuming over here and didn't catch it.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
I don't think you will have to wait very long.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
I'm still not too worried
most of that is based on Columbo and Kosier coming back by next week.
Fuck Arias
and D-Ware not missing significant time
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
The secondary was pretty shitty.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Yep, he's got to make that.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
With the exception of Barron, the oline wasn't too bad either.
"Ok, post your favorite moment of the Tom Hicks era
Mine is today when he sold the team." - t ball
Penalties. Bad Decisions. Confusion. Un-disciplined.
It will always and forever go back to Wade Phillips.
Too bad
Cupcake runs such a sloppy camp and doesn’t coach the team well.
"Look, we're basically on earth to shit and fuck. So unless your job's to help people shit or fuck, it's not that important, so relax."-https://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
by DJCahill on Sep 12, 2010 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Quitter did the same thing
"what I have learned in 11 years in the sports business is that the dumbest guys in the room are always the media guys." - mark cuban
That's about par for Dallas.
"Ok, post your favorite moment of the Tom Hicks era
Mine is today when he sold the team." - t ball
I know. But why would you give a shit about what the media says?
Is this wherre you get your talking points?
just making a comment
most of the dmn is cowboys/phillips haters so they’ll go nuts like jjt, who’s just an asshole anyway
The team is full of beasts.
On both sides of the ball.
That’s why games like this are so frustrating.
"Ok, post your favorite moment of the Tom Hicks era
Mine is today when he sold the team." - t ball
I just hate that I will get to hear 1 segment about the Rangers sweep of the Yanks
and the rest will be about the damn cowboys
"Obviously you're not a golfer" -- His Dudeness
that does suck
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
whre those people who wanted to get rid of Flozell?
burned.
"what I have learned in 11 years in the sports business is that the dumbest guys in the room are always the media guys." - mark cuban
Free looked alright.
And I’ve been one of the biggest detractors of that move.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Free even had a false start.
So it was just like Flo never left … except our LT wasn’t getting beat around the corner frequently.
"Ok, post your favorite moment of the Tom Hicks era
Mine is today when he sold the team." - t ball
An LT who is an effective pass blocker?
Weird combo.
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 12, 2010 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Because Free was so bad????
How can you consistently be so bad at this? Should you luck into better comments?
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 12, 2010 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions
uhm
you do know flozell is playing RT for Pitt, right?
"what I have learned in 11 years in the sports business is that the dumbest guys in the room are always the media guys." - mark cuban
Uh
You know Barron isn’t our normal starting RT, right?
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 12, 2010 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions
you do know, depth is better with him right?
"what I have learned in 11 years in the sports business is that the dumbest guys in the room are always the media guys." - mark cuban
You really think that you can demote your starting LT
To backup swing tackle?
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 12, 2010 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions
I've got a feeling Columbo's injury issues are going to linger.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Eh
It felt forced. But maybe it’s because they wanted him to take over Crayton’s role. Either way, those early calls were frustrating.
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 12, 2010 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Will one of you guys post bail...
If I went Tony Harding on Alex Barron?
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 12, 2010 10:53 PM CDT reply actions
YES!
But nuts, not knee.
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Sep 12, 2010 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Tonya**
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 12, 2010 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Just don't get caught.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
new thread
Since this is approaching 700 comments, I’m closing this and have opened a new FanPost.
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 12, 2010 10:55 PM CDT reply actions

by 






























