Last one is pushing 900 comments so let's roll out a new thread. 

I added some fun filled football quotes to get to 75 words.  I'll apologize in advance for the first one.  I know it was stupid for a church to think Arkansas could beat Texas.  Preachers should know better than anyone that God loves Mack Brown...

'Football is only a game. Spiritual things are eternal. Nevertheless, Beat Texas ' Seen on a church sign in Arkansas prior to the 1969 "Game of the Century."

'The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be the one who dropped it.' Lou Holtz

'There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you.' Woody Hayes