Navigation: Jump to content areas:


Pro Quality. Fan Perspective.
Login-facebook
Around SBN: Explaining Jeremy Lin's Early, Surprising Success

Friday a.m. Rangers stuff

Everyone needs to take back all the bad things they've ever said about Gerald Laird.

Laird hit a home run in the 13th last night to give the Tigers a victory over the Minnesota Twins, moving the Rangers back within 1.5 games of Minnesota in the race for home field advantage in the ALDS.

And the Twins used seven relievers last night, including starting pitchers Brian Duensing and Nick Blackburn, so even with the expanded rosters of September, the Minnesota bullpen should be a little worn down for this series.

Jeff Wilson has a story up on Derek Holland, who is hoping to solidify the #5 spot in the rotation for the final month of the season.

Jennifer Floyd Engel says that C.J. Wilson deserves the A.L. Cy Young Award.

T.R. Sullivan has a new mailbag up...among other things, he assures a reader that the Rangers prospects with the Redhawks won't become Astros property if Oklahoma becomes a Houston minor league affiliate, talks about Kasey Kiker needing to "rededicate" himself to get back on the prospect map, and Jarrod Saltalamacchia being unhappy in the Rangers organization and needing a change...

Comment 578 comments  |  0 recs  | 

Do you like this story?

Comments

Display:

Well damn

there goes CJ’s shot at the CY… if Jen’s on board, it has to be a terrible idea…

Section 239, Row 1, Seats 1&2

by JayAhre on Sep 3, 2010 8:49 AM CDT reply actions  

I think CJ winning the CY

Would just be the cherry on top of a delicious ice cream sundae called this strange little season.

by liamluong on Sep 3, 2010 8:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure

that Sabathia has locked it up

"Look, we're basically on earth to shit and fuck. So unless your job's to help people shit or fuck, it's not that important, so relax."-https://twitter.com/shitmydadsays

by DJCahill on Sep 3, 2010 11:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

I wonder why he wasn't allowed to get the shutout last night

He had less that 100 pitches through 8 and had a 5 run lead.

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

"If I had caught it, the force would have taken me through the fence." -- Rockies outfielder Ryan Spilborghs about a Nelson Cruz line drive.

by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 3, 2010 12:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

"Laird is Tool!"

Copywrite 2007. I take it back now.

"Do you understand probability theory? Yes, I do. The Rangers will probably lose."

by 3Bagger on Sep 3, 2010 8:51 AM CDT reply actions  

In other news(?)

Undeniable proof that Josh is MVP this year

He was at 7.7 on Fangraphs’ WAR chart on Wednesday. Despite not playing, along with Thursday’s off day, he is now inexplicably at 7.9.

That man might end up with 9+ this year. I have no idea how much

by liamluong on Sep 3, 2010 8:52 AM CDT reply actions  

I thought that was Sunday nights?

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Sep 3, 2010 10:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

Should be.

I can’t even guess what would change it. Maybe some sort of league baseline shifting.

by philkid3 on Sep 3, 2010 11:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

That was my thought as well

Seems a bit odd.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 3, 2010 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

baseline

has to be.

Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!

by t ball on Sep 3, 2010 12:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like to think

that, because Hamilton had not played for two whole night, the entire baseball world felt a little depressed.

Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!

by t ball on Sep 3, 2010 12:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Haha

That question about the Red Hawks the possibility of losing the roster on that team to whichever MLB club affiliates with them is quite enough to make me pass on reading the TR Sullivan mailbag this week.

Are his readers getting dumber, or is it that most of us don’t ever ask him questions?

by FuturePants on Sep 3, 2010 8:55 AM CDT reply actions  

Could have been a young kid

I will cut him some slack if that was the case.

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Sep 3, 2010 8:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

I remember wondering that same thing...

…when I was, like, 8.

"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there is a man on base." - Dave Barry

by Suicide Prince on Sep 3, 2010 12:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

I wonder if that was a moronic Astros fan who thought the Astros were suddenly going to have a farm system windfall

THE RANGERS ARE FULL OF UNBELIEVEABLE SUCK GIVE UP NOW IT DOES NOT MATTER GOOD BYE.

"It has been said that baseball is to the United States what revolutions are to Latin America, a safety valve for letting off steam. I think baseball is more serious than any Latin American revolution. But, then, I am a serious fan." -- George F. Will

by WestTxAg06 on Sep 3, 2010 8:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

Happy Birthday Matty D!!!!! WOOOOO

I baked you a cake sorry I was a little drunk and got the name messed up, also birthday wishes to ftwdrummer…..and Tyler I think

This shit ain't over til Bengie Molina sings.

by BigGuns on Sep 3, 2010 9:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks!

I used to have a website that I posted photos of me and friends doing stuff. Anyways, a couple of years ago, I posed this exact same picture on my site. I can overlook the “Alex,” because…Rangers Cake! Awesome.

by FuturePants on Sep 3, 2010 9:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

You'd think somebody would've shopped that out by now.

I’d do it if I cared, but I don’t.

Maybe that’s why it hasn’t been done.

I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM

by LSJ on Sep 3, 2010 9:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

It made me want to read it even more

because I didn’t think the questions could get any dumber, had to read it to believe it

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Sep 3, 2010 9:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

TR's mailbag is usually pretty dumb,

but this one was especially full of stupid.

Superman wears Josh Hamilton pajamas.

by crazy86er on Sep 3, 2010 9:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

The poster who asked the question about the players transferring upon the switch was named Ryan A.

I think TR may have an infiltrator from LSB doing his best DMN poster puppet. Hmmm.

"Ooooh....I want some fucking pancakes!" son of willamos2

by Parman on Sep 3, 2010 10:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

Interesting theory.

You would think that TR would learn his lesson after posting a question from Leslie from Burleson. But it is TR, so maybe not.

Superman wears Josh Hamilton pajamas.

by crazy86er on Sep 3, 2010 10:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

OMFT!

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

by Escher on Sep 3, 2010 8:56 AM CDT reply actions  

Actually, these days

he’s OMTT. Check the jersey.

by bhudson on Sep 3, 2010 9:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

The first tool is defense, I guess

what’s the 2nd? Being an insufferable douchebag?

"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"

by Bob Loblaw on Sep 3, 2010 10:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

One of his tools

was the “punch a security guard in the back of the head” tool. It’s easily confused with the insufferable douchebag tool.

by bhudson on Sep 3, 2010 11:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

So true.

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Sep 3, 2010 8:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

Her and JJT

are the worst at their jobs I have ever seen.

I was a Ranger fan when being a Rangers fan wasn't cool.

by JTodd on Sep 3, 2010 9:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

the hilarious irony

of someone making a very simple grammatical error while writing that someone else is the idiot. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA…

"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"

by Bob Loblaw on Sep 3, 2010 10:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

i think this is my favorite line
He has been better than good. He has been reliable.

by kevinkinsler on Sep 3, 2010 10:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

You actually read it?

Dummy.

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Sep 3, 2010 10:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

Fair enough

I refuse to give her clicks.

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Sep 3, 2010 10:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

This is my stance as well

He's not a regular bum, he's a genius bum

by Chad Crudup on Sep 3, 2010 11:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

Wow, the 'c' and the 'l' really blend together there on my monitor

I swore that you typed ‘dicks’

The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano

by bking on Sep 3, 2010 11:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

...

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Sep 3, 2010 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

this was an odd-but-kind-of-appropriate find on the ol Google image search (that's a Twinkie on the right if you couldn't tell)

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Sep 3, 2010 9:12 AM CDT reply actions  

Why is Twinkie The Kid hanging out with a roach?

What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher

by Texfan1996 on Sep 3, 2010 9:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

I don't know.

But I like that the roach is smoking a cigar AND drinking champagne. “Here’s to feeling good all the time!”

by FuturePants on Sep 3, 2010 9:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

true art doesn't have to make 'sense'

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Sep 3, 2010 9:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

Twinkies and roaches are two things that supposedly...

…will survive a nuclear war.

He's not a regular bum, he's a genius bum

by Chad Crudup on Sep 3, 2010 9:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

If I had to bet on which one would survive

my money is on the Twinkee.

What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher

by Texfan1996 on Sep 3, 2010 9:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

Oops

Twinkie….

What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher

by Texfan1996 on Sep 3, 2010 9:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

"Rangers Captain needs to stay" -- TRS

Oh, yes, he’s sooo well established.

"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan

by Dirk Diggler on Sep 3, 2010 9:13 AM CDT reply actions  

Honestly, I kind of like the horse.

But if it means making King Mantis stronger, then I’m for it.

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Sep 3, 2010 9:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

that fucking horse might be my hero

"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar

by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 3, 2010 10:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

but i still hate that fucking horse

"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar

by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 3, 2010 10:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

Really?

Let’s buy him a drink. Or several.

What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher

by Texfan1996 on Sep 3, 2010 10:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yea

give me the horse over the mantis

Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.

by Texas Jihad on Sep 3, 2010 10:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

Lets not get crazy...

What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher

by Texfan1996 on Sep 3, 2010 10:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not a mantis guy

Sorry

Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.

by Texas Jihad on Sep 3, 2010 10:54 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

oh no

"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar

by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 3, 2010 10:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

Get a rope

:^)

Jesus was my closer, till he blew the save.

by DonDrapersOPS on Sep 3, 2010 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

You're the one who will be sorry when the MANTIS reads this an attacks your downtown Ft Worth bar office

THE RANGERS ARE FULL OF UNBELIEVEABLE SUCK GIVE UP NOW IT DOES NOT MATTER GOOD BYE.

"It has been said that baseball is to the United States what revolutions are to Latin America, a safety valve for letting off steam. I think baseball is more serious than any Latin American revolution. But, then, I am a serious fan." -- George F. Will

by WestTxAg06 on Sep 3, 2010 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

YOU TAKE THAT BACK

Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.

by Texas Jihad on Sep 3, 2010 10:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

My god is Josh

I will not worship a false idol like the mantis

Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.

by Texas Jihad on Sep 3, 2010 10:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

That's weird

I don’t think Josh would be a fan of you saying that.

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Sep 3, 2010 10:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

He has his god...I have mine

Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.

by Texas Jihad on Sep 3, 2010 11:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

lol

rec’d

Jesus was my closer, till he blew the save.

by DonDrapersOPS on Sep 3, 2010 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

How do you know the mantis isn't his natural state?

and Josh is merely a visual device for attracting the masses.

The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano

by bking on Sep 3, 2010 10:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

I know right

Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.

by Texas Jihad on Sep 3, 2010 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

Sure

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Sep 3, 2010 11:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

Man

No one jumped offsides on that one

by ed carter on Sep 3, 2010 2:05 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Or maybe it's like Men in Black

Where the Mantis is actually controlling Josh’s body from a perch in his head.

Me: But if we move to some state where our views are in the majority, I won't have anything to rant against all day long! What will fuel my rage??
Girlfriend: Well...you'll still have the Yankees.

by WildcatPhoenix on Sep 3, 2010 10:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

They like cinnamon

Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.

by Texas Jihad on Sep 3, 2010 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

I thought it was pepper?

What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher

by Texfan1996 on Sep 3, 2010 11:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

That's tigers

Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.

by Texas Jihad on Sep 3, 2010 11:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

they love pepper.

they hate cinnamon

"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar

by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 3, 2010 11:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

But they prefer dandruff

from the heads of creepy little kids.

Jesus was my closer, till he blew the save.

by DonDrapersOPS on Sep 3, 2010 11:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

And Dippin' Dots

Me: But if we move to some state where our views are in the majority, I won't have anything to rant against all day long! What will fuel my rage??
Girlfriend: Well...you'll still have the Yankees.

by WildcatPhoenix on Sep 3, 2010 11:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

Exactly

I don’t follow dandruff eaters

Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.

by Texas Jihad on Sep 3, 2010 11:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

You just blew my mind

THE RANGERS ARE FULL OF UNBELIEVEABLE SUCK GIVE UP NOW IT DOES NOT MATTER GOOD BYE.

"It has been said that baseball is to the United States what revolutions are to Latin America, a safety valve for letting off steam. I think baseball is more serious than any Latin American revolution. But, then, I am a serious fan." -- George F. Will

by WestTxAg06 on Sep 3, 2010 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

mind-fucked.

inception style

"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar

by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 3, 2010 11:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

i was going to say,

Mike Olt is my god. But then I realized he is more than a god.

Not that he would ever admit it.

"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar

by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 3, 2010 11:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

How does this only have one rec?

Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!

by t ball on Sep 3, 2010 12:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fixed

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Sep 3, 2010 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

I laffed at that

told the wife about the post and she said she had seen him a lot of times grab the hat and wipe his under arm with the hat.

I soloed in the Mile High Club!

by horsedooty on Sep 3, 2010 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Re: the curious nature of the Twins starters

GoET theorizes that all these alleged “pitchers” are the same guy and he just changes out his fake facial hair when he needs to change his name from “Nick Blackburn” to “Scott Baker” or another alias.

I theorize that they are all different guys, but none of them were actually drafted baseball prospects. “Glen Perkins,” “Brian Duensing,” “Scott Baker”? I know a lot of farmers and those sound like farmers’ names, not baseball players’ names. I think the Twins have this scheme where, every time they need a new pitcher, they just drive out to some random farm in Minnesota or South Dakota or Iowa, get a guy off his tractor, and bring him to Minneapolis to pitch.

Seriously, Brian Duensing? Who is that guy?

I know we should be excited that they burned starters last night, but I expect they’ll have a fresh set of farmers in uniform by tonight.

THE RANGERS ARE FULL OF UNBELIEVEABLE SUCK GIVE UP NOW IT DOES NOT MATTER GOOD BYE.

"It has been said that baseball is to the United States what revolutions are to Latin America, a safety valve for letting off steam. I think baseball is more serious than any Latin American revolution. But, then, I am a serious fan." -- George F. Will

by WestTxAg06 on Sep 3, 2010 9:13 AM CDT reply actions   2 recs

So, I was looking up how close to the bottom of the WAR list among catchers Laird ranks right now

He’s tied for 3rd worst in the AL, but that’s not what scary… what’s scary is Bengie Molina is only 0.1 WAR better than Laird’s -0.3.

That’s right, Bengie Molina has the same WAR as Joaquin Arias.

Joaquin Arias.

FUCK.

I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM

by LSJ on Sep 3, 2010 9:14 AM CDT reply actions  

Everything that quatifies it says Molina is one of the worst out there though.

I don’t think it would help his WAR any.

Might even make it worse.

I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM

by LSJ on Sep 3, 2010 9:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

Except that Molina's value comes from something

that can likely never be quanitified, or at least no quantified in the near future.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Sep 3, 2010 9:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I'm not convinced that isn't mostly BS.

But whatever. Don’t feel like opening that can of worms back up this morning.

I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM

by LSJ on Sep 3, 2010 9:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

Molina's fucking terrible

But if you think framing pitches, calling games and working with pitchers is mostly BS, you’re a dickhead.

by LiamP on Sep 3, 2010 9:50 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

I think it's mostly BS from the standpoint of it not coming close to outweighing the more obvious and tangible aspects of a guys game.

In other words, I don’t think Bengie Molina calling good games can possibly excuse his his .269 wOBA and terrible blocking skills.

I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM

by LSJ on Sep 3, 2010 9:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

just curious

what do you think of Treanor ?

by shock00 on Sep 3, 2010 9:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

Not a whole lot, but I think he's leaps and bounds better than Molina.

I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM

by LSJ on Sep 3, 2010 9:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

pretty much what I think as well

Treanor has been better than I thought he would be, but thats not saying a whole lot.

by shock00 on Sep 3, 2010 10:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

Without going into that too much

I think its pretty clear that the Rangers put some value in that and while there aren’t any options out there that stand out as good, they will likely continue to go with the catchers that’s got those intangibles we all love to question.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Sep 3, 2010 10:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

Molina's value

is that he is a very easy target to hit for pitchers.

Sir Warwick Harrow: I know him, and I think he's a psychotic lowlife.
Mal: And I think calling him that is an insult to the psychotic lowlife community.

by iblum on Sep 3, 2010 11:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

heh

who cares about framing a pitch with your mitt when you can frame it with your, well, frame.

by Goyogringo on Sep 3, 2010 12:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

War, what is it good for?

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Sep 3, 2010 9:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

Absolutely nothing

/Mike E

THE RANGERS ARE FULL OF UNBELIEVEABLE SUCK GIVE UP NOW IT DOES NOT MATTER GOOD BYE.

"It has been said that baseball is to the United States what revolutions are to Latin America, a safety valve for letting off steam. I think baseball is more serious than any Latin American revolution. But, then, I am a serious fan." -- George F. Will

by WestTxAg06 on Sep 3, 2010 9:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

Oh man, did I have a Mike E-like response above?

That’s depressing…

He's not a regular bum, he's a genius bum

by Chad Crudup on Sep 3, 2010 9:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

no

the Mike E response would be: “getting rid of your enemies” / Mike E

Go Rice Owls!

by JBImaknee on Sep 3, 2010 10:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

Absolutely nothin'...

…Say it again!

He's not a regular bum, he's a genius bum

by Chad Crudup on Sep 3, 2010 9:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

That's what they all say...

except for she! I don’t think he is a bad blocker of pitches, certainly a great blocker of base runners at the plate, average arm, probably enough experience to help him anticipate a few things that speed and quickness won’t get him to a location fast enough. He seems to pick throws well.

He kills me offensively. He clogs the bases as badly as anyone I’ve ever seen. I don’t understand why he has difficulty getting on the same page as CJ for some games. If the Rangers weren’t so weak at catcher, I would reallly be griping.

If there is a tie-breaker is comes down to Ranger’s management. I’m willing to give them the benefit of the doubt concerning Molina, while I still gripe about him on GDT’s. If they decide not to sign him and go after John Buck, I might be willing to buy drinks for a few fans. But until they make an upgrade, I guess I can live with Benjie Molina as the main starting catcher (cough, cough).

by Philar on Sep 3, 2010 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

No surprise

It’s the JV league

I was a Ranger fan when being a Rangers fan wasn't cool.

by JTodd on Sep 3, 2010 9:28 AM CDT reply actions  

I live in Socal and logged on to see the morning thread,

and as I looked out my window I see a mantis on my window blinds!!! No kidding, I will attach a photo when I figure out how to post it but this is really starting to creep me the f*ck out.

by De Peche Ranger on Sep 3, 2010 9:36 AM CDT reply actions  

Lol

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Sep 3, 2010 9:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

Step on it.

I guarantee, it’ll relieve that creepy feeling.

Well, as long as you wear a shoe.

I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM

by LSJ on Sep 3, 2010 9:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

flagged

for animal cruelty and, more importantly, mantis cruelty.

by elvis1isking on Sep 3, 2010 10:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

AJM will not be pleased

"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"

by Bob Loblaw on Sep 3, 2010 10:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

Stepping on Him will only make Him angry.

You would not like Lord Mantis when He is angry.

Superman wears Josh Hamilton pajamas.

by crazy86er on Sep 3, 2010 10:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

heathen!

"Jurick Profar is tired of practice!! I wanna play I wanna play….waiting for march 12 to go to spring training! to kill some pichers:D:D I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!" - Jurickson Profar

by chrisR on Sep 3, 2010 11:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

WTF, LSB?

You will not load or give a 503 error in Opera but are fine with FF. Huh?

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Sep 3, 2010 9:39 AM CDT reply actions  

Well, I'm not having any problems this morning, FWIW.

I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM

by LSJ on Sep 3, 2010 9:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

Odd...

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Sep 3, 2010 9:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

Opera is a fickle diva

Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!

by t ball on Sep 3, 2010 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

RE: The Josh Lueke Fiasco

Fuck the Mariners.

We don’t hate them enough. I don’t know if it’s because people here like their shiny blog or whatever, but I say that’s bullshit. If this story is what it takes to sow the seeds of enmity or stoke the fire of hatred (or whatever your metaphor of choice is), then I say bring on some more of it.

Fuck. The. Mariners.

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Sep 3, 2010 9:42 AM CDT reply actions   1 recs

I'd harbor more animosity toward them if they where worth hating this year.

But they ain’t.

I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM

by LSJ on Sep 3, 2010 9:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

Exactly

I’m leaning more toward the Ignore. The. Mariners.

Me: But if we move to some state where our views are in the majority, I won't have anything to rant against all day long! What will fuel my rage??
Girlfriend: Well...you'll still have the Yankees.

by WildcatPhoenix on Sep 3, 2010 9:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm going to Seattle to

see the games on the 18th and 19th….. maybe I’ll witness a clinch at Safeco!

by jcAustin on Sep 3, 2010 9:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

You and Philkid should hang.

I believe he’s going too.

I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM

by LSJ on Sep 3, 2010 9:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

TWSS

"Ooooh....I want some fucking pancakes!" son of willamos2

by Parman on Sep 3, 2010 9:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

I really don't care that their season is lost.

I hope they lose the rest of their games and somehow still end up with only the third pick. I hope that draft pick gives their fanbase a lot of hope that is never realized. I hope that Jack Z feels enough pressure to send Josh Lueke back to us, and I hope that one day he stands on the mound in Seattle as a Texas Ranger on the day we clinch a division title. I hope the Cubs hire Don Wakamatsu and he leads them to a pennant.

Damn, I hate the Mariners. Fuck them.

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Sep 3, 2010 9:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

Eh, I've got plenty of hate for the Mariners, but it's mainly for Ichiro

I’d like to see one of his silver sluggers superheated and inserted into his ass.

The rest of my hate for them is mainly based on their stupid fucking ballpark with their bottomless centerfield that allows shitheads like Jarrod Washburn look like good pitchers. There should be a rule against parks that can make Jarrod Washburn look good.

Otherwise though, I’ve actually come to kinda like Gutz and Felix, and I’ll probably always kinda like Smoak to some degree.

I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM

by LSJ on Sep 3, 2010 10:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

I like Ichiro and Felix.

I really like Felix. I had great animosity towards the Mariners in the 90s….that has worn off and been superseeded by hatred towards the Angels. I’ll pretty much hate the team the most in the division that is winning.

by FuturePants on Sep 3, 2010 10:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

Your first two paragraphs - Yes. Let the anger burn.

Gutz – I hate that basehit stealing motherfucker.

Felix and Smoak – Yeah, okay.

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Sep 3, 2010 10:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

I hate Gutz, too

but in a Damn I wish he was on my team type of way.

Gutz is to the Rangers what Elvis is to the Mariners

by JShoe on Sep 3, 2010 11:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

I hope Dr. Z keeps his job for years

That way they can all talk about how great their GM is while only beating out the Angels each year for the next half decade.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Sep 3, 2010 10:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

#6 org

"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar

by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 3, 2010 10:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

I hate the Mariners, have hated the Mariners, and will always hate the Mariners.

I’m amused by the fact that a lot of the posters at LL are ridiculing Armstrong. Did they just read about what Jack Z did? I mean, that’s pretty god damned low.

formerly cmk

by Mr. Fiction on Sep 3, 2010 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

I want to hate the Mariners,

but it just feels like a contrived rivalry. I want re-alignment that puts the LOLstros and Rockies in the same division as our boys. Proximity can breed better rivalries, IMHO (and, well, consistent contending on our part).

Jesus was my closer, till he blew the save.

by DonDrapersOPS on Sep 3, 2010 10:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

Well, if MLB were ever to realign, I would certainly be in favor of being in a division that makes more sense to us geographically.

But that’s likely not happening anytime soon. As long as the Mariners are in our division, I will hate them with the fire of 1000 suns.

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Sep 3, 2010 10:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

New teams in Portland and San Antonio

8 4-team divisions.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 3, 2010 10:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

I think the same way

but I think New Orleans could support a team better than San Antonio could.

AL South could be Texas, Tampa Bay, Kansas City, and San Antonio/New Orleans

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Sep 3, 2010 10:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yep, New Orleans can't draw for any sport

Other than a brief spike for CP3 and for the Saint recently, they just don’s fans down there. Too much else to do I guess.

The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano

by bking on Sep 3, 2010 10:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

You may be right.

Honestly I’m not sure there are many places that would be good candidates for expansion.

The contenders for the Expos franchise were Washington, DC, Arlington (Va.), Las Vegas, Monterrey (Mexico), Norfolk (Va.), and Portland.

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Sep 3, 2010 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

That was my original thought

But the Hornets seem to struggle quite a bit and even the Saints have had issues. They already have 2 pro teams, San Antonio only has 1, more people and the Austin area to draw from in terms of TV revenue.

AL West- Anaheim, Oakland, Portland, Seattle.
AL East- Toronto, Boston, NYY, Baltimore
AL North- Minnesota, Detroit, Cleveland, CWS
AL South- Texas, Tampa Bay, KC, SA

NL is a bit more difficult. Ideally you would use St. Louis, but I’m not sure that you could split up the Cubs and Cardinals.

NL West- Arizona, SD, LAD, SF
NL East- NYM, Philadelphia, DC, Pittsburgh
NL North- St. Louis, ChC, Mil, Colorado
NL South- Houston, Atlanta, Florida, Cincinatti

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 3, 2010 11:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

I was just doing the same thing

My AL looks the same as yours. Makes a lot of sense.

The NL is tough. I’ve got:

NL West: Colorado, Los Angeles, San Francisco, San Diego
NL East: NYM, Wash, Philly, Pitt
NL North: St. Louis, CHC, Milwaukee, Cincinnati
NL South: Arizona, Houston, Atlanta, Florida

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Sep 3, 2010 11:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

You could

Move DC to the South, Reds to the East.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 3, 2010 11:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

I like it.

That puts the Nationals in with the Marlins, and they’re on their way to forming a rivalry anyway.

Somebody get Bud Selig on the phone, we’ve solved realignment!

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Sep 3, 2010 11:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

Only problem right now is Portland's economy.

But this certainly makes more sense to me than Mexico. I am curious if Nashville would be possible. Similar size as Portland, but probably not when include Metro area.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 3, 2010 11:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

Portland's a great city

Good beer town. Mmmm, Widmer Brewery…..

Me: But if we move to some state where our views are in the majority, I won't have anything to rant against all day long! What will fuel my rage??
Girlfriend: Well...you'll still have the Yankees.

by WildcatPhoenix on Sep 3, 2010 11:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

Spent a drunk weekened there recently.

Went to Rouge, Bridgeport etc. Got hammered on the Brutal Bitter. Mmmm…

What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher

by Texfan1996 on Sep 3, 2010 11:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

Weekened?

See. I still have not recovered.

What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher

by Texfan1996 on Sep 3, 2010 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but doesn't the AAA team have a hard time drawing fans?

There are a lot of bike-riding, Birkenstock-wearing hippies in Portland that don’t care about sports.

by Inkara1 on Sep 3, 2010 12:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Side note: it's illegal to pump your own gas in Oregon

Nothing like a pimply-faced kid that doesn’t close your gas cap well enough and makes your check engine light come on.

by Inkara1 on Sep 3, 2010 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't get me started

on stupid ass laws.
Grrrr.

Jesus was my closer, till he blew the save.

by DonDrapersOPS on Sep 3, 2010 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

He said "gas laws" not "ass laws".

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

"If I had caught it, the force would have taken me through the fence." -- Rockies outfielder Ryan Spilborghs about a Nelson Cruz line drive.

by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 3, 2010 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

:^D

Jesus was my closer, till he blew the save.

by DonDrapersOPS on Sep 3, 2010 1:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

It is in NJ, too...

I thought it was stupid when I lived there… but gas wasn’t any more expensive and it was really nice when it was snowing outside to roll up the window and watch the guy pump gas.

by JShoe on Sep 3, 2010 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

I thought about Nashville too, but the Sounds are having all kinds of attendance problems.

The New Orleans Zephyrs have a higher average paid attendance than the Sounds, and that’s a pretty low bar.

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Sep 3, 2010 11:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

It also has other sports venues...

I wonder what would happen if Durham made it to the majors?

The Carolinas are booming (population expansion=potential fan base)…you’d get a boost for the initial interest from the fact that it’s the Durham Bulls (I have visions of Robbins throwing the first pitch to Costner on Opening Day…)

by ftwdrummer on Sep 3, 2010 11:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

That would definitely get people watching that first game at least

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Sep 3, 2010 11:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

That is an interesting idea.

It’s strange that so much baseball talent comes from the south but there’s a relative lack of teams.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 3, 2010 11:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

where do you get attendance info for AAA teams?

I could run some quick analysis on it.

Also: can we just decide as a group that when expansion happens, we move Colorado to the AL so we can have beer series again?

by ftwdrummer on Sep 3, 2010 11:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm down for the Breckenridge 471.

What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher

by Texfan1996 on Sep 3, 2010 11:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

Here ya go

Keep in mind that minor league attendance is widely variable and dependent on several factors, including affiliation, stadium size, promotions, etc.

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Sep 3, 2010 11:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

OK...

Glanced at the census estimates for population areas from last year, as well.

Major highlights:
-Largest metro area without a baseball team relatively close by is San Antonio (especially if you roll Austin/Round Rock in to it)…
-Brooklyn has a larger population than PIttsburgh.

So…maybe go to San Antonio and Durham? If San Antonio proper doesn’t want to build a stadium, go to Round Rock…and then maybe New Braunfels? I can see that becoming a new Arlington really quickly…

by ftwdrummer on Sep 3, 2010 11:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yup.

People underrate how populous the San Antonio-Austin-Round Rock area is and how quickly it’s growing.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 3, 2010 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

They do for TV purposes

I’m pretty sure Waco is considered a ‘suburb’ of D/FW for TV.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 3, 2010 11:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

Waco has it's own TV market

"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"

by Bob Loblaw on Sep 3, 2010 11:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

That often gets tagged on to

larger cities.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 3, 2010 11:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

are you talking about how they measure he size of the DFW market?

I’m kind of confused.

"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"

by Bob Loblaw on Sep 3, 2010 12:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

My point is that

Cities very far away from the home team’s stadium get lumped into TV markets and such. This is relevant to a theoretical San Antonio team as they would go from 28th metro area (similar to Orlando, Cleveland and Kansas City) to 15th (right above Seattle).

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 3, 2010 12:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ah

I gotcha. like for blackouts and stuff like that

"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"

by Bob Loblaw on Sep 3, 2010 12:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's the thing.

If you aim for both Austin AND San Antonio, you’re going to miss both of them. Those population centers are not as close together as Dallas and Fort Worth. I think you’ve got to go for one of them and make that city your identity.

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Sep 3, 2010 11:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

I agree

Jesus was my closer, till he blew the save.

by DonDrapersOPS on Sep 3, 2010 11:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

There’s a difference between where you draw your attendance from and TV viewers. I think Austin has enough going on with UT and their outdoor things that San Antonio is a better option.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 3, 2010 11:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yep. It works for the Spurs.

Superman wears Josh Hamilton pajamas.

by crazy86er on Sep 3, 2010 12:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

And people in Austin...

are willing to be a fan of San Antonio sports (cousins who live in Austin are die-hard Spurs fans)…

How do they affiliate, though? I mean, the best option for that team would be Round Rock…

by ftwdrummer on Sep 3, 2010 1:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well

hopefully Round Rock will stay affiliated with the Rangers for a good long time. But there are plenty of other suburbs around Austin that could support a minor league team.

Superman wears Josh Hamilton pajamas.

by crazy86er on Sep 3, 2010 1:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

In New Braunfels,

you should be able to float to the game with a case of beer

by blakethegr8 on Sep 3, 2010 11:54 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Now you're talking

Going to the 50th anniversary of Wurstfest???

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 3, 2010 11:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

rec!

nothing like floating down the Guadalupe river and occasionally wandering on shore to piss in the bushes…

Sir Warwick Harrow: I know him, and I think he's a psychotic lowlife.
Mal: And I think calling him that is an insult to the psychotic lowlife community.

by iblum on Sep 3, 2010 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wait,

you are supposed to get out of the water to piss? Everybody is doing it wrong!

Superman wears Josh Hamilton pajamas.

by crazy86er on Sep 3, 2010 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have been tubing

10+ times down the Guadalupe. I have never seen anybody get out of the water to piss. 4 hours on the river + beer = tubing in peewater!

Superman wears Josh Hamilton pajamas.

by crazy86er on Sep 3, 2010 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

To be honest

I lived down there for 8 years and never went tubing. (sigh) but I kept hearing about people who bitched about buying homes on the river and not being able to stop the people who were tubing from pissing on their back lawns…..

Well, then the great flood of 1998 happened and all of those people were stangely silent after that. :)

Sir Warwick Harrow: I know him, and I think he's a psychotic lowlife.
Mal: And I think calling him that is an insult to the psychotic lowlife community.

by iblum on Sep 3, 2010 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, when compared to floodwaters

a little urine hardly seems important. I actually have not been tubing in a few years, but back in my UT days, I went a few times each summer. It is a blast, especially if alcohol is involved.

Superman wears Josh Hamilton pajamas.

by crazy86er on Sep 3, 2010 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

They say football is king here (and it is)

but this part of the country plays damn good high school and college baseball as well. I am sure the weather has something to do with it as well.

What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher

by Texfan1996 on Sep 3, 2010 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

The ability to

play baseball for 9-10 months out of the year here beats the ability to play baseball for like 5 minutes a year in Nova Scotia.

Sir Warwick Harrow: I know him, and I think he's a psychotic lowlife.
Mal: And I think calling him that is an insult to the psychotic lowlife community.

by iblum on Sep 3, 2010 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yep

Texas, California, Arizona, Florida. You get the idea. Plenty of good baseball weather.

What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher

by Texfan1996 on Sep 3, 2010 11:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

This affects tennis as well.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 3, 2010 11:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

Flip flo Colorado and Cincy and you have the NL

Colorado makes more sense in the south, Cincy to the North

by TRFAN on Sep 3, 2010 1:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

San Antonio is bigger than Dallas or Ft. Worth

Austin-Round Rock gives them another million eyeballs.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 3, 2010 11:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

The SA Missions are quite popular for a AA team.

But I don’t think that building a baseball stadium is something that has ever occurred to the city’s leadership… they’d still much rather have football.

by DrumsInTheDeep on Sep 3, 2010 11:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

It's because of Puffy Taco.

What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher

by Texfan1996 on Sep 3, 2010 11:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

Well, yeah.

Can’t really go wrong there. Best minor-league mascot around.

by DrumsInTheDeep on Sep 3, 2010 11:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

Agreed!

What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher

by Texfan1996 on Sep 3, 2010 11:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

I just spit up my coffee.

Thanks.

What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher

by Texfan1996 on Sep 3, 2010 11:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

Well-played.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 3, 2010 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

I personally would hate

for San Antonio to get a baseball team, but that’s because I live in Round Rock and get fed up with all the Astros fans in this area. So many bandwagoners after the World Series. Although it’s getting better the last couple of years with the Rangers winning. If San Antonio did get an NL team, though, I might make them my NL team. I have irrational hatred for the Astros.

by Melanie on Sep 3, 2010 5:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

I live in Pflugerville, and I think that your hatred is entirely rational.

The Rangers might as well not exist because it is all Astros all of the time in the Austin area. Hopefully, when Round Rock becomes a Rangers affiliate, more people around here will start to pay attention to the Rangers.

Superman wears Josh Hamilton pajamas.

by crazy86er on Sep 3, 2010 5:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

I still say they should move the Blue Jays to Alaska and call them the Glaciers.

I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM

by LSJ on Sep 3, 2010 10:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

I've been a Rangers fan since 1991 but really started paying close attention only after the Angels got good and the M's stopped being good

There was 2001, but I wasn’t paying as much attention in the ‘90s when the M’s were a real thorn in the Rangers’ side. Thus, I hate the Angels a lot more than the M’s.

by Inkara1 on Sep 3, 2010 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

magic numbers

MIN 28
TEX 31

ExWL MIN 93-69 TEX 92-70

Texas wins 2 of 3 then it’s a toss-up

by sam in so cal on Sep 3, 2010 10:03 AM CDT reply actions  

Twins Starting Pitcher Tonight

Per Aaron Gleeman:

In fact, the rotation is so screwed up now that they’re adding 27-year-old Matt Fox to the 40-man roster just so he can make his big-league debut starting tonight against the first-place Rangers. Without last night’s disaster there’s a decent chance Fox never pitches in the majors. Good for him, bad for the Twins

Matt Fox in his first year in AAA (2010): 3.95 ERA, 4.60 FIP, 1.423 WHIP, 9.1 H/9, 7.6 K/9, 3.7 BB/9.

I couldn’t find much about him other than that. Fill in the rest if you know more about this mysterious, Matt Fox guy.

by Heebs on Sep 3, 2010 10:03 AM CDT reply actions  

Heh, I was just getting ready to post something on him

But yours is better. He’s a righty, so that’s good.

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Sep 3, 2010 10:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks, now I can unpucker

I hate/loathe/detest seeing guys make their debuts against us, but at least this guy throws with the correct hand.

The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano

by bking on Sep 3, 2010 10:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

i was going to ask.

we can mash unheard of righties. but fuckitall if he’s a lefty.

"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar

by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 3, 2010 10:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

I believe his right handed.

Big Bonus!

"Ooooh....I want some fucking pancakes!" son of willamos2

by Parman on Sep 3, 2010 10:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

Let's burn this guy.

Run him in the third and seriously ruin their bullpen for the weekend.

by FuturePants on Sep 3, 2010 10:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

if we build a big league

i wouldn’t be surprised if they just left him in and threw the game

Hup Holland Hup

by Martijn1309 on Sep 3, 2010 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

Well

If you build it will they come?

"There's really no way of knowing... Sometimes when I see their big eyes looking up from my lap I think, that's definitely a homeless guy in a fur coat." Betty White on SNL

by Pocket Ninja on Sep 3, 2010 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

So is Ryan Rowland-Smith I hear...

The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano

by bking on Sep 3, 2010 10:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

Oh Em Gee!

/Norm

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Sep 3, 2010 10:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

i didnt know that the fuck Oh Em Gee was,

until i said it out loud. and even then it took me a second. i don’t know what that makes me, but fuck.

i’ll tell it again if you want me to.

"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar

by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 3, 2010 10:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

That makes you a better human being

Textspeak is the harbinger of the Apocalypse.

Me: But if we move to some state where our views are in the majority, I won't have anything to rant against all day long! What will fuel my rage??
Girlfriend: Well...you'll still have the Yankees.

by WildcatPhoenix on Sep 3, 2010 10:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

i read somewhere (maybe NYT or WallStreet),

that we are 2 generations away from persons not being taught how to write.

"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar

by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 3, 2010 10:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

my professor last week

argued with the class that we shouldn’t teach kids how to write with pen and paper

by deityofElvis on Sep 3, 2010 10:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

Environmental science?

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Sep 3, 2010 10:44 AM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

I see what you did there

And I like it.

Me: But if we move to some state where our views are in the majority, I won't have anything to rant against all day long! What will fuel my rage??
Girlfriend: Well...you'll still have the Yankees.

by WildcatPhoenix on Sep 3, 2010 10:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

People have deep misconceptions about what environmentally friendly practices are.

We had an administrator bragging about going paperless by sending out a thousand DVDs with scans (yes, scans not print to PDF) instead of the yearly manual. She was shocked when informed that was at least as bad. None of us could figure out why they didn’t just post it on the website and send out an email.

by other_shoe on Sep 3, 2010 10:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

I remember when McDonalds bowed to green pressure and got rid of styrofoam boxes

After which their landfill usage footprint went through the roof.

The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano

by bking on Sep 3, 2010 10:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm having trouble

seeing how to solve engineering problems without pencil and paper or whiteboards.

I haven’t seen many computer programs that are good for blue sky proposals and problem setup.

I find most computer programs like mathcad, mathematica and matlab to be fairly clunky compared to chicken scratch on a napkin for doing quick system engineering

"Look, we're basically on earth to shit and fuck. So unless your job's to help people shit or fuck, it's not that important, so relax."-https://twitter.com/shitmydadsays

by DJCahill on Sep 3, 2010 10:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

Nothing good was ever designed without at least one cocktail napkin or envelope drawing.

The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano

by bking on Sep 3, 2010 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

This

Me: But if we move to some state where our views are in the majority, I won't have anything to rant against all day long! What will fuel my rage??
Girlfriend: Well...you'll still have the Yankees.

by WildcatPhoenix on Sep 3, 2010 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

Or my grocery list

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Sep 3, 2010 11:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

Do your grocery lists win Pulitzer prizes?

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 3, 2010 11:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

My current favorite one is the business card..

I’m sure these will grow stale soon, but right now I still find at least one solid chuckle in every commercial.

The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano

by bking on Sep 3, 2010 11:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 3, 2010 11:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

that's odd

my grocery lists now are simply emails my wife says to me that I pick up on my iphone. I used to have to print them out at work, now I just use the phone directly.

Sir Warwick Harrow: I know him, and I think he's a psychotic lowlife.
Mal: And I think calling him that is an insult to the psychotic lowlife community.

by iblum on Sep 3, 2010 11:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

Ooooooo, iblum has iPhone money.

Share the cheddar, fat cat.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 3, 2010 11:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yo cheapskate

it only cost me $100 its an 8g not gs, not iphone4.

Sir Warwick Harrow: I know him, and I think he's a psychotic lowlife.
Mal: And I think calling him that is an insult to the psychotic lowlife community.

by iblum on Sep 3, 2010 11:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

Just messing with you.

I’ve had an iPhone since day one.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 3, 2010 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

Heh

My wife is a grocery list making champ. We discuss what we’re having for dinner, then she makes the list in order of how you walk through the store. So impressive to me.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 3, 2010 11:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

To brag on my wife a little bit...

She is such a pro at coupons, the Grocery Game, and all of that jazz that she routinely buys groceries for 20-25% of the actual price at grocery stores. She brings home receipts all the time where she spent $30 on $150 of groceries at Tom Thumb, and they show the percentages on the receipt itself.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 3, 2010 11:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

where does she find all these coupons?

the sunday paper? Or is there some kind of new-fangled internet thingy that helps in this regard?

"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"

by Bob Loblaw on Sep 3, 2010 11:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

This whole "couponing" thing will blow your mind

I know several women that make a sport out of buying $45 worth of stuff for $3, and driving to five different stores to do it. They combine coupons with weekly sales. There are websites to help find the deals.

by Inkara1 on Sep 3, 2010 1:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pretty much how my wife does it.

She also takes advantage of things like ExtraCare Bucks from CVS and whatever the equivalent is from Walgreens. She’ll buy little things we don’t need at a deep discount, use a coupon on it, and then actually make money through the CVS bucks or Tom Thumb rewards, whatever.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 3, 2010 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

I love seeing the little old ladies in places like Office Depot

with their coupons. They show up at the checkout counter with stuff they obviously can’t use: 2x 200-packs of Post-Its because they were on a 2-for-1 special. 2x 10-packs of Sharpies.

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

"If I had caught it, the force would have taken me through the fence." -- Rockies outfielder Ryan Spilborghs about a Nelson Cruz line drive.

by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 3, 2010 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Impressive.

My wife is getting into the coupon game, but it’s probably more like 25% off right now than 75%.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 3, 2010 11:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

can I have my wife call your wife

cuz we walk in circles around the freakin store when she makes her list.

Of course, that’s assuming she even makes a list….

by elvis1isking on Sep 3, 2010 12:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

My wife recently heard a statistic regarding

the number of people who don’t have a list and she was dumbfounded. She doesn’t understand going to a grocery store without a list. You might as well put a pink elephant in her grocery cart…

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 3, 2010 12:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

I also make a list in the order of the aisles

generally speaking. I will rarely go grocery shopping with my wife, she’s too impatient as I read the nutrition info on the labels.

Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!

by t ball on Sep 3, 2010 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

There are some iphone apps that manage grocery lists for you

They remember what you buy most often and put those items at the top when making a new list. They can import recipes to get items for the list, too. When you get to the store, they present the list in the order in which walk the isles.

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

"If I had caught it, the force would have taken me through the fence." -- Rockies outfielder Ryan Spilborghs about a Nelson Cruz line drive.

by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 3, 2010 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes.

They have those apps for Android as well, but I haven’t tried them.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 3, 2010 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

We have an app called Cozi that allows us to share a list.

It has cut my trips to the store in half and eliminated a lot of friction that came up around shopping.

by other_shoe on Sep 3, 2010 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Every time my wife starts giving me crap about not going grocery shopping

I will go with her once, pick out all kinds of crap that isn’t on the list that I “want,” sneak random things into the basket, and basically act like a child enough that she decides once again that she is better off going without me.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 3, 2010 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ah yes, the Ray Barone method.

Do it wrong and she won’t ask you to do it again.

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Sep 3, 2010 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think she used the same method with me on the yard.

So it kinda evens out.

I do the same thing unintentionally with the dishes.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 3, 2010 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

A real man

does the grocery shopping all on his own.

Sir Warwick Harrow: I know him, and I think he's a psychotic lowlife.
Mal: And I think calling him that is an insult to the psychotic lowlife community.

by iblum on Sep 3, 2010 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

and extra strength condoms

because a real man’s boys don’t just swim, they swim like navy seals.

Jesus was my closer, till he blew the save.

by DonDrapersOPS on Sep 3, 2010 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

x

extra strength large condoms

Superman wears Josh Hamilton pajamas.

by crazy86er on Sep 3, 2010 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

If you watch

Salman Khan, of khanacademy.org (which, If you, or your children, nephews or nieces are having problem with math or science classes, I’d really recommend that free site) solve problems, you will realize why typing out math probably won’t happen anytime soon.

"Look, we're basically on earth to shit and fuck. So unless your job's to help people shit or fuck, it's not that important, so relax."-https://twitter.com/shitmydadsays

by DJCahill on Sep 3, 2010 11:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

That's not writing, that's drawing.

/Mike E

But seriously, do they even teach cursive anymore? I can’t remember the last time I used that crap… but I do remember several boring weeks in third grade wasted on it.

by Closure GT on Sep 3, 2010 11:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

Weeks?

I felt like there were 3 solid years I complained about it.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 3, 2010 11:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe I just got used to it.

Looking back I think I did assignments in cursive through at least 8th grade, but I only really remember hating it violently for a few weeks or months.

by Closure GT on Sep 3, 2010 11:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

I have several forms I have to sign for work

And I giggle at how much my signature is different page to page…I never write anymore.

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Sep 3, 2010 11:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

I've avoided that by having a ridiculously simple signature.

I bet someone could learn to forge it in like 30 minutes, though.

by Closure GT on Sep 3, 2010 12:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

About 6 months ago

I forgot how I sign my name. No shit. And I have to sign it about a trillion times a day. It was was Chuck Knoblauch type of shit. The more I thought of it, the more it eluded me. And, one day, it all came back to me. Weird.

"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"

by Bob Loblaw on Sep 3, 2010 12:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh man, you slay me sometimes...

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Sep 3, 2010 12:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

It was the weirdest thing ever

"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"

by Bob Loblaw on Sep 3, 2010 12:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Might be evidence that you are retarded.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 3, 2010 12:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

now that I read it

it does make me sound pretty “special”

"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"

by Bob Loblaw on Sep 3, 2010 12:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wait til they get all your arrests thrown out due to your "issues"

The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano

by bking on Sep 3, 2010 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Early onset alzheimer's is a bitch

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

"If I had caught it, the force would have taken me through the fence." -- Rockies outfielder Ryan Spilborghs about a Nelson Cruz line drive.

by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 3, 2010 12:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't I know it....

The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano

by bking on Sep 3, 2010 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mine is pretty simple

You can make out the first letter of my first name, of my last name and the cross for the “t,” but I don’t sign my middle name. When I bought my car, they made me sign my middle name and it threw me for a loop because I had to invent a way to do that.

by Inkara1 on Sep 3, 2010 1:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Stupid middle names.

My wife and I just bought our first house, and I had to sign my middle name for the first time in years. Thankfully my mortgage lender did not reject my application because no two signatures looked the same.

Superman wears Josh Hamilton pajamas.

by crazy86er on Sep 3, 2010 1:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

My bank wanted me to sign my middle initial on the back of my paycheck

Things have been getting more and more annoying since the Feds seized a still-solvent WaMu and gave it to Chase for a couple of pennies on the dollar.

by Inkara1 on Sep 3, 2010 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ding ding ding.

WaMu wasn’t exactly a marvel of financial efficiency, but they weren’t down the tubes, either.

And giving it to Chase makes about zero sense, that place can barely hold it together as is.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 3, 2010 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

I had a long argument with the notary about my signature

They wanted me to write out my full first and middle names. I told them that was not my signature. We went back and forth. I like to argue, so it was fun. My wife was annoyed.

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

"If I had caught it, the force would have taken me through the fence." -- Rockies outfielder Ryan Spilborghs about a Nelson Cruz line drive.

by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 3, 2010 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

So who won the argument?

Superman wears Josh Hamilton pajamas.

by crazy86er on Sep 3, 2010 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

The notary, of course

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

"If I had caught it, the force would have taken me through the fence." -- Rockies outfielder Ryan Spilborghs about a Nelson Cruz line drive.

by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 3, 2010 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

I figured.

Way to fight the good fight!

Superman wears Josh Hamilton pajamas.

by crazy86er on Sep 3, 2010 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

I would have kept going but my wife was getting pissed at me

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

"If I had caught it, the force would have taken me through the fence." -- Rockies outfielder Ryan Spilborghs about a Nelson Cruz line drive.

by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 3, 2010 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just make a big "X"

Looks like we’ll be doing that again soon.

Sir Warwick Harrow: I know him, and I think he's a psychotic lowlife.
Mal: And I think calling him that is an insult to the psychotic lowlife community.

by iblum on Sep 3, 2010 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

That is pretty much what I do

when I have to electronically sign my credit card when shopping. Two squiggly lines.

Superman wears Josh Hamilton pajamas.

by crazy86er on Sep 3, 2010 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

My signature has recently devolved into the first and last letters of my first name

And the first of my last.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 3, 2010 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

people that still write in cursive are strange

but saying that learning to write shouldn’t be taught is foolish

by deityofElvis on Sep 3, 2010 11:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

I mean, if the argument is that kids should learn to type before high school, then yeah, sure. But they already do that, so I don’t see what the big deal is.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 3, 2010 11:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

2 generations is, what, 40 years?

Look at the pervasiveness of electronic documents compared to 1970. Then try to imagine where it’ll be in 2050. It wouldn’t surprise me at all if writing is archaic.

I mean, people will still be literate and able to write if they have to — they’ll know the symbols from their whatever-the-hell-they-do-work-on-devices — but spending lots of time at a young age focusing on their handwriting? What would be the point?

by Closure GT on Sep 3, 2010 11:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

I think there will always be a place for manual writing

I agree that it is much less important than previous generations, but my prof was trying to argue that it should be abolished entirely

by deityofElvis on Sep 3, 2010 12:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Even with computer devices

getting more ubiquitous, I still see folks “scribbling” on tablets and laptops using the equivalent of ms paint to store quick notes.

"Look, we're basically on earth to shit and fuck. So unless your job's to help people shit or fuck, it's not that important, so relax."-https://twitter.com/shitmydadsays

by DJCahill on Sep 3, 2010 12:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, cursive is bizarre

I don’t know many folks who don’t just print everything they write. Probably because printing is usually more legible.

"Look, we're basically on earth to shit and fuck. So unless your job's to help people shit or fuck, it's not that important, so relax."-https://twitter.com/shitmydadsays

by DJCahill on Sep 3, 2010 11:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

i write in cursive...

"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar

by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 3, 2010 11:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

YaFM FTW

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Sep 3, 2010 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

F yeah HaFM.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 3, 2010 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

my cursive was better in second grade than it is now

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Sep 3, 2010 11:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

I might as well write left handed.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 3, 2010 11:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

They don't...

but it makes me wonder how kids will be able to read old documents.. like the Constitution.

formerly cmk

by Mr. Fiction on Sep 3, 2010 11:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

How often is that necessary?

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 3, 2010 11:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

Old cursive and some other flourishy handwriting is hard sledding

I did some research on old ledgers from the turn of the last century and between the lettering and the fading, it took a couple of passes to make sure I got things correctly.

by other_shoe on Sep 3, 2010 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah well, thats because you're a f---ing moron

THE RANGERS ARE FULL OF UNBELIEVEABLE SUCK GIVE UP NOW IT DOES NOT MATTER GOOD BYE.

"It has been said that baseball is to the United States what revolutions are to Latin America, a safety valve for letting off steam. I think baseball is more serious than any Latin American revolution. But, then, I am a serious fan." -- George F. Will

by WestTxAg06 on Sep 3, 2010 10:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

well-played

"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar

by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 3, 2010 10:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

well, i typed but fuck,

but yes, i meant butt fuck

"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar

by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 3, 2010 10:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

I bet he goes 7 strong against us

Someone sarcastically suggests we should trade Cliff Lee for him, and GoET goes Columbine on the gameday thread with the banstick.

I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM

by LSJ on Sep 3, 2010 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah the Columbine part might be a little out of order.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 3, 2010 11:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

Ooooh... That sounds exciting.

Anytime GoET gets hyper sensitive about Cliff Lee is fun. It’s like that secret part of him that wants to be a Lookout Landing moderator sneaks out whenever Lee is mentioned.

Go Rice Owls!

by JBImaknee on Sep 3, 2010 10:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

Harden too, to a lesser degree.

I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM

by LSJ on Sep 3, 2010 10:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

I went to Columbine last week..

and also to the Memorial which is in the park next to it. I was pretty spooked out.

This shit ain't over til Bengie Molina sings.

by BigGuns on Sep 3, 2010 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well it looks like we're catching the Twins at the right time.

Their pitching staff is completely fried after yesterday’s game. They’ll call up Matt Fox (6-9 3.95 ERA in 124 AAA innings this year; gives up 9+ hits per 9, 1.2 HR per 9 with a 2.04 k/bb ratio) and some other minor league arms for tonight. But they’ve got Jason Kubel, Jim Thome, Justin Morneau and Orlando Hudson all hurt right now. Plus Mauer caught all 13 innings last night, so Jesse the Twins SBNation blogger thinks he’ll DH the next two games. Pavano’s been really good this year; he doesn’t walk anybody. Blackburn’s hittable – ERA north of 6, 11.9 H/9 and 1.5 HR/9 with a 1.56 WHIP and only a 1.66 K/BB.

In conclusion, I know the Twins play well at home (13 of their last 16), but we gotta take two of three here. I’m really hoping Holland can give us a solid effort tonight, then The Rangers look really good for a Colby/Pavano pitch off and then a CJ win Sunday.

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Sep 3, 2010 10:04 AM CDT reply actions  

I would say a guy with Blackburn's numbers would qualify as "hittable"

Without knowing what Robbie’s expectations post will say, I’d say that anything less than 2 of 3 would have to be considered a failure here. The matchups seem to be heavily skewed in our favor.

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Sep 3, 2010 10:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

The Cliff Lee debacle of the past two weeks

has me questioning my ability to predict matchups.

I mean, yeah, we should smoke this AAA guy assuming Holland doesn’t pull his best Harden impression. But who knows? I’ve seen Gil Fuckin’ Meche all but blank this Rangers team, so…we’ll just see.

May the Mantis be with us.

Me: But if we move to some state where our views are in the majority, I won't have anything to rant against all day long! What will fuel my rage??
Girlfriend: Well...you'll still have the Yankees.

by WildcatPhoenix on Sep 3, 2010 10:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

It makes you kind of wonder about Gardenhire

who everyone reveres as a manager.

You’re, what, 4 games up in your division, 2 up for home field, and you allow your rotation to be decimated in an extra innings game? That isn’t very bright.

I remember a game early this year, where people wanted Borbon to bunt a guy from 2nd to 3rd when there were no outs and the Rangers were down by 1 in the ninth (I think at Oakland). Adam and I (I think) were the only two people to say that you shouldn’t bunt there, because when you are playing for one run, you’re usually at most going to score one run. And that would’ve ended up decimating the bullpen that night and potentially made it harder to win future games. Whereas if Borbon swings away, at least he still may knock in the run and there is a far greater chance to win the game right then and there. (Of course, Borbon popped out or something)

I’m not saying Minny misplayed any specific plays, but going all out for an extra inning game that ends up costing you decent chances at winning over the next couple of days is idiotic.

Go Rice Owls!

by JBImaknee on Sep 3, 2010 10:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

that logic works if the team had a bunch of AAA guys to pitch through the extra inning games

they of course didn’t, instead using their starter for today meaning the Rangers get to face a AAA guy.

If Wash did this – say the game went to 13 innings, and CJ was due to pitch tomorrow so he pitched him – we’d be absolutely furious, and rightfully so.

Go Rice Owls!

by JBImaknee on Sep 3, 2010 10:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

Agree

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Sep 3, 2010 10:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

He was ejected last night

He wasn’t managing past the 7th I believe.

by AfterSchoolSpecial on Sep 3, 2010 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

It doesn't effect this series

but Scott Baker left last nights game after 2 IP.

After the contest, Twins manager Ron Gardenhire said that Baker is once again battling some tendinitis in his elbow and received a cortisone shot in his elbow after he left the game.

I think the Twins are destined to lose to the Yankees again in the first round.

by RangerMad on Sep 3, 2010 10:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

That is not good news for Twink fans

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Sep 3, 2010 10:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

The fuck does it start so late?
RangersRadioBD #Rangers radio pregame show begins at 7 tonight. 7:40 first pitch. @1053thefan

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Sep 3, 2010 10:20 AM CDT reply actions  

Any pregame celebrations or something before tonights game?

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Sep 3, 2010 10:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

They are having an old timer's game during this series.

Is it tonight? Washington will be playing in it.

What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher

by Texfan1996 on Sep 3, 2010 10:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

Nope.

It’s on Sunday.

What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher

by Texfan1996 on Sep 3, 2010 10:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

I can't wait

until Ron lays down sac bunts in every one of his at bats…

"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"Hello Win Column!!!"

by Arlington Stadium Legend on Sep 3, 2010 10:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

with 2 outs

"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"Hello Win Column!!!"

by Arlington Stadium Legend on Sep 3, 2010 10:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

some might think that is unpossible.

i am not one of those people

"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar

by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 3, 2010 10:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

Me fail English

that’s umpossible…

"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"Hello Win Column!!!"

by Arlington Stadium Legend on Sep 3, 2010 10:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

I think that they are going to honor

Michael Young for being the Rangers all-time hits leader before the game

by Triple Play on Sep 3, 2010 10:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

they already did this...

"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar

by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 3, 2010 10:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

if the game was in toronto, i would believe this.

because vernon wells and mikey are friends, donchaknow?

"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar

by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 3, 2010 10:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

Are you sure?

I thought Wells was from Arlington and Young is from Calif.

by Triple Play on Sep 3, 2010 10:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

yes

"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar

by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 3, 2010 10:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

i know you are being sacrastic (you fucking moron),

but stop. now.

"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar

by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 3, 2010 10:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

who the fuck is this guy?

I’m about to LeGarrette Blount your ass

"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar

by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 3, 2010 10:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

get your popcorn ready.

and get your youtube ready

"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar

by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 3, 2010 11:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

fuck are you busting my balls for?

"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar

by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 3, 2010 11:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

I think you missed the Fucking Moron meme, Tag

Me: But if we move to some state where our views are in the majority, I won't have anything to rant against all day long! What will fuel my rage??
Girlfriend: Well...you'll still have the Yankees.

by WildcatPhoenix on Sep 3, 2010 11:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

Or maybe it was Triple

The Fucking Moron is a bit, comrades. Take it easy.

Me: But if we move to some state where our views are in the majority, I won't have anything to rant against all day long! What will fuel my rage??
Girlfriend: Well...you'll still have the Yankees.

by WildcatPhoenix on Sep 3, 2010 11:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

that's because you are a

“fucking-moron”

you fucking moron

"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar

by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 3, 2010 11:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

man....

I’m lost as hell on this one.

"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"

by Bob Loblaw on Sep 3, 2010 11:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

I think we need a

“Guide to your LSB Internet Memes”

Ch. 1: Mike E
Ch. 2: The Mantis
Ch. 3: You’re a Fucking Moron
Ch. 4: Pearings
 
and so on…

Me: But if we move to some state where our views are in the majority, I won't have anything to rant against all day long! What will fuel my rage??
Girlfriend: Well...you'll still have the Yankees.

by WildcatPhoenix on Sep 3, 2010 11:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

Mike Olt

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Sep 3, 2010 11:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

Meh.

The fucking moron thing will be done by the end of tomorrow, if it even makes it through today.

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Sep 3, 2010 11:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

YaFM PADMY.

For thinking YaFM will die.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 3, 2010 11:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

That book would have to be at least 15 chapters, btw.

This place is rife with memes.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 3, 2010 11:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

Did I spawn YaFM yesterday or the day before?

Or was it around before that?

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 3, 2010 11:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

I am lost

so besides the literal definition of “You’re a Fucking Moron” what alternate meaning is there

by Triple Play on Sep 3, 2010 11:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

Why does it need one?

YaFM.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 3, 2010 11:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

It's part of sabermetrics for the internet

In baseball you have a player’s WAR, BABiP, and so forth.

In LSB you evaluate posters by their YaFM rating.

Me: But if we move to some state where our views are in the majority, I won't have anything to rant against all day long! What will fuel my rage??
Girlfriend: Well...you'll still have the Yankees.

by WildcatPhoenix on Sep 3, 2010 11:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

So far, HornedFrogs and Steel Home are running away with the YaFM crowns.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 3, 2010 11:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

You all are so creative.

Coming up with your own ranking system like that.

by Triple Play on Sep 3, 2010 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

uh

should I not fall for this bit? I’m lined up in the neutral zone and about to be pulled offsides here….

"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"

by Bob Loblaw on Sep 3, 2010 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

Then return the volley and win the match!

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Sep 3, 2010 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

"I'll take mixed sports metaphors for $100 Alex"

The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano

by bking on Sep 3, 2010 11:07 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

I heard

all 9 guys in the Twins lineup will hit with that $99 Michael Young all time hits leader bat this wekeend…

"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"Hello Win Column!!!"

by Arlington Stadium Legend on Sep 3, 2010 10:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

The Twins are celebtrating thier 50 years in Minnesota this weekend.

They have thier HOF induction on Sat and an old timers game on Sunday. Not sure what is going on tonight.

by RangerMad on Sep 3, 2010 10:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

Open wide

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Sep 3, 2010 10:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

if you put one of those in my mouth,

i’d eat it. just sayin’.

and yes, that is what she said

"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar

by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 3, 2010 10:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

I probably would too

I’ll try anything once, and i like fish.

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Sep 3, 2010 10:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

Heh

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Sep 3, 2010 10:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

she would never say that

(she doesn’t like fish)

"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar

by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 3, 2010 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

The fun ones do.

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Sep 3, 2010 11:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

You guys have never seen a woman eat a fish taco?

You’re missing out.

by RCCook on Sep 3, 2010 11:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

So this is a series between former Washington Senators teams.

What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher

by Texfan1996 on Sep 3, 2010 10:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

Umm, didn't they move there starting with the '61 season??

The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano

by bking on Sep 3, 2010 10:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

They did...

which makes this the fiftieth year up there.

by ftwdrummer on Sep 3, 2010 10:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

"HI, I'm Big Steve.... and I endorse this math"

The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano

by bking on Sep 3, 2010 10:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

I was trying to be kind...

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Sep 3, 2010 10:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

No, I was lamenting my own math

For some reason, I always think of anniversaries wrong, as in 1961+50 means they should celebrate in 2011. Sadly, math was my strongest subject in school.

The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano

by bking on Sep 3, 2010 10:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

JFE

is there a way Adam could stop posting her stupid opinions?

by philclark on Sep 3, 2010 10:25 AM CDT reply actions  

no

"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar

by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 3, 2010 10:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

Mike E, you are

THE RANGERS ARE FULL OF UNBELIEVEABLE SUCK GIVE UP NOW IT DOES NOT MATTER GOOD BYE.

"It has been said that baseball is to the United States what revolutions are to Latin America, a safety valve for letting off steam. I think baseball is more serious than any Latin American revolution. But, then, I am a serious fan." -- George F. Will

by WestTxAg06 on Sep 3, 2010 10:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

pluS

/Mike E

"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar

by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 3, 2010 10:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

Heh

/Mike E

THE RANGERS ARE FULL OF UNBELIEVEABLE SUCK GIVE UP NOW IT DOES NOT MATTER GOOD BYE.

"It has been said that baseball is to the United States what revolutions are to Latin America, a safety valve for letting off steam. I think baseball is more serious than any Latin American revolution. But, then, I am a serious fan." -- George F. Will

by WestTxAg06 on Sep 3, 2010 10:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

No, but Dirkatron might have a way...

I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM

by LSJ on Sep 3, 2010 10:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

thedirkatron is no more

THE RANGERS ARE FULL OF UNBELIEVEABLE SUCK GIVE UP NOW IT DOES NOT MATTER GOOD BYE.

"It has been said that baseball is to the United States what revolutions are to Latin America, a safety valve for letting off steam. I think baseball is more serious than any Latin American revolution. But, then, I am a serious fan." -- George F. Will

by WestTxAg06 on Sep 3, 2010 10:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

did he die?

"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar

by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 3, 2010 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

the Bay?

"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar

by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 3, 2010 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

If so, he's probably busy pearing some jihadists

Me: But if we move to some state where our views are in the majority, I won't have anything to rant against all day long! What will fuel my rage??
Girlfriend: Well...you'll still have the Yankees.

by WildcatPhoenix on Sep 3, 2010 11:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe the CIA sent him to Afghanistan with a one sentence mission: "do your pears on all enemies of America"

THE RANGERS ARE FULL OF UNBELIEVEABLE SUCK GIVE UP NOW IT DOES NOT MATTER GOOD BYE.

"It has been said that baseball is to the United States what revolutions are to Latin America, a safety valve for letting off steam. I think baseball is more serious than any Latin American revolution. But, then, I am a serious fan." -- George F. Will

by WestTxAg06 on Sep 3, 2010 11:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

This has to be it

Dirkatron in full sniper camo mode…sneaking up on Al Qaeda (spelling?)

by shock00 on Sep 3, 2010 11:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

spelling correct

although I believe the correct way to write it in English is with the “a” in “al” lower cased.

"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"

by Bob Loblaw on Sep 3, 2010 11:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

good to know

grammar police are always correct

by shock00 on Sep 3, 2010 11:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

I try

gotta use that journalism degree sometime!

"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"

by Bob Loblaw on Sep 3, 2010 11:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

Is there another Guantanamo?

Like Guantanamo, Arkansas?

Superman wears Josh Hamilton pajamas.

by crazy86er on Sep 3, 2010 11:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

Heh

THE RANGERS ARE FULL OF UNBELIEVEABLE SUCK GIVE UP NOW IT DOES NOT MATTER GOOD BYE.

"It has been said that baseball is to the United States what revolutions are to Latin America, a safety valve for letting off steam. I think baseball is more serious than any Latin American revolution. But, then, I am a serious fan." -- George F. Will

by WestTxAg06 on Sep 3, 2010 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

No idea, but he's been gone from LSB for a long time

I suspect the authorities finally caught up with him and his solitary confinement does not permit internet access.

THE RANGERS ARE FULL OF UNBELIEVEABLE SUCK GIVE UP NOW IT DOES NOT MATTER GOOD BYE.

"It has been said that baseball is to the United States what revolutions are to Latin America, a safety valve for letting off steam. I think baseball is more serious than any Latin American revolution. But, then, I am a serious fan." -- George F. Will

by WestTxAg06 on Sep 3, 2010 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

It's possible he's PADMY.

Or has that one been shot down?

I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM

by LSJ on Sep 3, 2010 11:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

Do you care what I say?

I’m not Dirk. Do you see me talking about veiny penises? No.

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Sep 3, 2010 11:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

Now I do.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 3, 2010 11:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

I guess so.

Let me have my pet conspiracy, will ya?

by DrumsInTheDeep on Sep 3, 2010 11:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

Are the Rangers catching Liriano

again this series? or are they going to get to miss him?

by FBH22 on Sep 3, 2010 10:25 AM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Awesome!!!

Liriano is a beast. I was hoping they would have tried to make a trade for him before the season started. I’m happy to not have to watch him pitch against us.

by FBH22 on Sep 3, 2010 10:29 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

should miss him

he pitched day before yesterday, so he’d be on short rest if they went to him this series.

It's fun to do bad things.

by tricer on Sep 3, 2010 10:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

This is a little sad but....

when is Teagarden being called up?

"Nothing is impossible to a willing heart."

by coolaid on Sep 3, 2010 10:28 AM CDT reply actions  

It seems so. Per EG:
C Taylor Teagarden becomes eligible for recall after Wednesday.

http://rangersblog.dallasnews.com/archives/2010/09/first-wave-of-ranger-september.html

Superman wears Josh Hamilton pajamas.

by crazy86er on Sep 3, 2010 10:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

It does, but

if the team he is sent to’s season ends he is eligible for immediate recall.

Sir Warwick Harrow: I know him, and I think he's a psychotic lowlife.
Mal: And I think calling him that is an insult to the psychotic lowlife community.

by iblum on Sep 3, 2010 11:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

Not soon enough!

Superman wears Josh Hamilton pajamas.

by crazy86er on Sep 3, 2010 10:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

Warsh said on pre-game

that they are weighing call-ups because most of our minor league teams are going to be in the playoffs. Frisco definitely and OKC’s magic number is 3.

by JShoe on Sep 3, 2010 11:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

Good post from Craig Calcaterra:

over on Hardball Talk. One of the reason’s I prefer baseball over other sports, fewer chest-thumping MEsterbaters.

Jesus was my closer, till he blew the save.

by DonDrapersOPS on Sep 3, 2010 10:46 AM CDT reply actions  

haha, MEsterbater.

"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar

by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 3, 2010 10:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

I dreamt it last night.

I dreamt watching Neftali Feliz striking out a Cardinals batter in the 9th inning of the World Series followed by him and Molina jumping for joy and the whole team dog-piling on the mound.

It was an amazing dream. It feels almost like destiny.

"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Mangum; Neutral Milk Hotel

by jdh90 on Sep 3, 2010 10:49 AM CDT reply actions  

soft landing

like one of those giant inflatable pillows the fire department uses when people jump out of a burning building from the 10th floor window

"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"

by Bob Loblaw on Sep 3, 2010 10:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

I was gonna say

I don’t think Greenberg and Ryan want Molina jumping on Feliz anytime.

I soloed in the Mile High Club!

by horsedooty on Sep 3, 2010 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

That would be sweet,

if only the Cards weren’t self-destructing. Neftali blowing away Pujols at RBiA would be pure gold.

Jesus was my closer, till he blew the save.

by DonDrapersOPS on Sep 3, 2010 10:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

Every time I think about who the Rangers would play in the post-season

Thoughts of Josh Hamilton having one of the best post-season performances ever.

Maybe I’m just really optimistic.

"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Mangum; Neutral Milk Hotel

by jdh90 on Sep 3, 2010 10:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

That post in fairly incoherent.

Sorry.

"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Mangum; Neutral Milk Hotel

by jdh90 on Sep 3, 2010 10:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

I thought it was just mis-designed Haiku

The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano

by bking on Sep 3, 2010 11:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

Except the Cardinals aren't making the playoffs.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 3, 2010 11:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

Oh wow didn't realize the Cards were 8 games back.

Still, the imagery of Feliz getting the swinging K to win it all is amazing.

If it happens in reality, that moment will live with me forever.

"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Mangum; Neutral Milk Hotel

by jdh90 on Sep 3, 2010 11:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

Jim Reeves thinks Cliff Lee and Josh Hamilton are important to the Rangers.

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Sep 3, 2010 11:02 AM CDT reply actions  

Jim Reeves thinks oxygen is important for breathing

Me: But if we move to some state where our views are in the majority, I won't have anything to rant against all day long! What will fuel my rage??
Girlfriend: Well...you'll still have the Yankees.

by WildcatPhoenix on Sep 3, 2010 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Good grief talk about a hot sports opinion!

THE RANGERS ARE FULL OF UNBELIEVEABLE SUCK GIVE UP NOW IT DOES NOT MATTER GOOD BYE.

"It has been said that baseball is to the United States what revolutions are to Latin America, a safety valve for letting off steam. I think baseball is more serious than any Latin American revolution. But, then, I am a serious fan." -- George F. Will

by WestTxAg06 on Sep 3, 2010 11:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

Jim Reeves loves telling people stuff we already know.

"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Mangum; Neutral Milk Hotel

by jdh90 on Sep 3, 2010 11:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

I can't wait for a hindsight analysis explaining that Ivan Rodriguez is one of the better catchers in franchise history

THE RANGERS ARE FULL OF UNBELIEVEABLE SUCK GIVE UP NOW IT DOES NOT MATTER GOOD BYE.

"It has been said that baseball is to the United States what revolutions are to Latin America, a safety valve for letting off steam. I think baseball is more serious than any Latin American revolution. But, then, I am a serious fan." -- George F. Will

by WestTxAg06 on Sep 3, 2010 11:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

Mike Olt just wants to talk about the great work the entire team is doing

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Sep 3, 2010 11:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

Jim Reeves points out the ocean is moist.

What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher

by Texfan1996 on Sep 3, 2010 11:05 AM CDT reply actions  

Damn it

You guys have to stop making me crack up at my work desk. It’s starting to draw attention.

Me: But if we move to some state where our views are in the majority, I won't have anything to rant against all day long! What will fuel my rage??
Girlfriend: Well...you'll still have the Yankees.

by WildcatPhoenix on Sep 3, 2010 11:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

Damn it!

Work gets in the way of my attention span. Sorry.

What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher

by Texfan1996 on Sep 3, 2010 11:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

that was a good one

"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"

by Bob Loblaw on Sep 3, 2010 11:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

agreed

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Sep 3, 2010 12:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

I had to read that question multiple times....

….just to make sure I was reading it correctly.

"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Mangum; Neutral Milk Hotel

by jdh90 on Sep 3, 2010 11:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

hA!

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Sep 3, 2010 11:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

Did you know the Rangers have 3 pitcher in the top 15 of B-R's WAR?

Did you know that Christopher John Wilson is 2 in the league in pitcher WAR?

That’s awesome.

"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Mangum; Neutral Milk Hotel

by jdh90 on Sep 3, 2010 11:28 AM CDT reply actions  

I have started referring to him as "Christopher John" at all times

Dude deserves a Man’s name.

Me: But if we move to some state where our views are in the majority, I won't have anything to rant against all day long! What will fuel my rage??
Girlfriend: Well...you'll still have the Yankees.

by WildcatPhoenix on Sep 3, 2010 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

Or two men's names.

Superman wears Josh Hamilton pajamas.

by crazy86er on Sep 3, 2010 11:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

Indeed, sir

Me: But if we move to some state where our views are in the majority, I won't have anything to rant against all day long! What will fuel my rage??
Girlfriend: Well...you'll still have the Yankees.

by WildcatPhoenix on Sep 3, 2010 11:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

Adding. . .

They’re also all three in the top 20 at FanGraphs and top 10 in the Superior League.

Screw Stat Corner for not having a leaderboard, but Ceej has a 4.3 by tRA, Colbyashi has a 5.4 and Cliff Lee has a 6.9. At Fangraphs, that would put all of them top 8 in the AL and top 12 in MLB. At Baseball-Reference that would put all of them top 15 in MLB and top 9 in the AL.

Also, B-R has Cliff Lee’s WAR at 3.4? The hell?!

by philkid3 on Sep 3, 2010 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

This may be the best rotation in the playoffs.

If the Rangers had Cliff Lee all year and teams didn’t need 5th starters, it would probably rank first in the AL, if not all of baseball, I’m betting.

by philkid3 on Sep 3, 2010 12:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is that just with the Rangers?

Also, yes, screw StatCorner for not having a leaderboard. Endlessly annoying.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 3, 2010 12:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

It doesn't appear to be just with the Rangers.

I haven’t looked at the components, but there’s something Rally’s WAR really doesn’t like about Cliff Lee. I would guess really, really liking the defenses behind him, but then it really likes Felix Hernandez.

by philkid3 on Sep 3, 2010 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

no, no, no!!

I was told there was every reason to panic and that there were 5 real reasons why we wouldn’t even make the playoffs!!!

So you can take your “advanced stats” or whatever you call them and shove them because we’re the Rangers, after all, and we just don’t have the pitching to even the make the playoffs!!!

/mindless reader of mainstream media

by elvis1isking on Sep 3, 2010 12:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

A couple thoughts

going back to yesterday’s Josh Leuke thingy, I was thinking.

WTF is it with women going up to athletes rooms and then later claiming to have been raped? I’m not going to defend Leuke or anything, especially since it sounds like she may have been given a roofie or something. But seriously, if I’m on the road and I invite a chick back to my hotel room it isn’t so I can show her my collection of baseball bats.

Maybe they need some kind of public service announcement like they have for the whole “exposing yourself on the internet” thingy that says, “Listen honey, you went back to his room with him, and he fucked you. If that wasn’t what you wanted, GO HOME, or stay in the bar.”

Sir Warwick Harrow: I know him, and I think he's a psychotic lowlife.
Mal: And I think calling him that is an insult to the psychotic lowlife community.

by iblum on Sep 3, 2010 11:35 AM CDT reply actions  

No, just one big one!!!

well… ok, if I were a baseball player I would…

Sir Warwick Harrow: I know him, and I think he's a psychotic lowlife.
Mal: And I think calling him that is an insult to the psychotic lowlife community.

by iblum on Sep 3, 2010 11:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

Man,

I miss Firefly. Love the sig.

Jesus was my closer, till he blew the save.

by DonDrapersOPS on Sep 3, 2010 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

Dropping a roofie reference reminds me of one of my favorite Old 97s songs

“This is the story of Victoria Lee, she started out on Rohypinol and ended up with me.”

THE RANGERS ARE FULL OF UNBELIEVEABLE SUCK GIVE UP NOW IT DOES NOT MATTER GOOD BYE.

"It has been said that baseball is to the United States what revolutions are to Latin America, a safety valve for letting off steam. I think baseball is more serious than any Latin American revolution. But, then, I am a serious fan." -- George F. Will

by WestTxAg06 on Sep 3, 2010 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

Speaking of which

Ben got his suspension reduced to 4 games.

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Sep 3, 2010 11:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

Ben?

THE RANGERS ARE FULL OF UNBELIEVEABLE SUCK GIVE UP NOW IT DOES NOT MATTER GOOD BYE.

"It has been said that baseball is to the United States what revolutions are to Latin America, a safety valve for letting off steam. I think baseball is more serious than any Latin American revolution. But, then, I am a serious fan." -- George F. Will

by WestTxAg06 on Sep 3, 2010 11:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

Steelers QB

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Sep 3, 2010 11:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

Ahh ok, now I'm clear

I couldn’t think who you were talking about. I knew AJM wouldn’t have suspended his brother from participation in 4 GDTs.

THE RANGERS ARE FULL OF UNBELIEVEABLE SUCK GIVE UP NOW IT DOES NOT MATTER GOOD BYE.

"It has been said that baseball is to the United States what revolutions are to Latin America, a safety valve for letting off steam. I think baseball is more serious than any Latin American revolution. But, then, I am a serious fan." -- George F. Will

by WestTxAg06 on Sep 3, 2010 11:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

that is such BS, if you ask me

I understand he wasn’t charged (because the victim dropped the complaint), but for crying out loud..he raped a chick. And it could be the second time!

"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"

by Bob Loblaw on Sep 3, 2010 11:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

That's the thing

It seems like there are enough stories out there to support a 4 game ban even before this.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 3, 2010 12:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm obviously biased toward the prosecution all the time

but he should’ve been out for AT LEAST half a season.

"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"

by Bob Loblaw on Sep 3, 2010 12:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Never proven guilty

but NFL is a private organization so they can do what they want

Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.

by Texas Jihad on Sep 3, 2010 12:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

We're arguing morality

Not legality.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 3, 2010 12:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

But he's reading the Bible now!

Bah, spare me…

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Sep 3, 2010 12:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Certainly no bad things in that book...

Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!

by t ball on Sep 3, 2010 12:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

No sir

But I think he is just acting, who knows.

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Sep 3, 2010 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

actually, I was being

facetious. The Bible has lots of stories of awful people doing awful things.

Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!

by t ball on Sep 3, 2010 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

OT: does anyone else feel like the only time

they get shit done is on rangers off days? I did about 2 weeks worth of errands yesterday after work… felt good.. then i realized i only got a haircut, picked up laundry, went grocery shopping, and went to the gym because the rangers werent playing and there wasnt anything else to do

by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 3, 2010 11:43 AM CDT reply actions  

I know what you mean

I was finally able to bathe

by Triple Play on Sep 3, 2010 11:44 AM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

Yeah, that's usually when I remember

that I have a wife. (and an incredibly personable mailman)
:^)

Jesus was my closer, till he blew the save.

by DonDrapersOPS on Sep 3, 2010 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

Did you find them together when you got home???

The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano

by bking on Sep 3, 2010 12:46 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Agreed.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 3, 2010 11:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

It's getting ridiculous

I’ve been irritated twice this week already by not being able to watch every second. First from calling my Dad for his birthday, and once by a client…

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Sep 3, 2010 11:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

exactly.. i was pissed that my pizza wednesday night didnt show up

within the first 2 innings….. ive turned into a psychotic rangers watching hermit after 7 p.m.

by I am Neftali Feliz on Sep 3, 2010 11:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

Me, too.

I didn’t used to be like this. Combination of winning and DVR I s’pose.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 3, 2010 11:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

My wife just wishes she had gotten a hardcore football instead

so that it would only be once a week.

What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher

by Texfan1996 on Sep 3, 2010 12:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fail again.

Football fan. Damn I’m glad it’s Friday.

What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher

by Texfan1996 on Sep 3, 2010 12:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why choose one?

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Sep 3, 2010 12:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

One sport?

What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher

by Texfan1996 on Sep 3, 2010 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

and that's if you only pick one type of football

it really spans Thu-Mon if you can keep up with hs-college-nfl

by kevinkinsler on Sep 3, 2010 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Someone mentioned on the radio yesterday..

There is a college game on at least once every single night of the week this year. I remember when it was ONLY Saturdays.

The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano

by bking on Sep 3, 2010 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Must be because so many more smaller schools

are being broadcast even if it’s ESPN 3 or something along those lines.

What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher

by Texfan1996 on Sep 3, 2010 12:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Ocho!!!!

Can’t wait for ESPN the Ocho

Sir Warwick Harrow: I know him, and I think he's a psychotic lowlife.
Mal: And I think calling him that is an insult to the psychotic lowlife community.

by iblum on Sep 3, 2010 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

My wife is a big college footabll fan.

But it still can’t compare to this madness we call baseball. I mean really? 162 games? Who’s the sadistic bastard that came up with that? I am sure it goes back to the days when baseball was king and had no competition from other sports but thats a lot of days and nights glued to a TV screen.

What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher

by Texfan1996 on Sep 3, 2010 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

David Beuhler on Ben & Skin

just said the reason he missed that one field goal this preseason was because he was what he called “too horny” … funny

Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.

by Texas Jihad on Sep 3, 2010 11:56 AM CDT reply actions  

Was this talked about already? Cabrera left game last night with biceps tendonitis

He is listed as day-to-day.

If he is out for any significant amount of time, it would pretty much guarantee the MVP to Josh if he keeps up his current pace. It wouldn’t take long for Josh to surpass Cabrera in the counting stats that are keeping him in the race.

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

"If I had caught it, the force would have taken me through the fence." -- Rockies outfielder Ryan Spilborghs about a Nelson Cruz line drive.

by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 3, 2010 12:30 PM CDT reply actions  

funny you mention that.

BBT was ranting and raving that Konerko should get some votes.

I almost fell out of my chair when I heard that.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by IrishP1 on Sep 3, 2010 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Still, I love BBT

when Steve Berthiaume hosts. Lately he’s been doing the Hawk Harrelson “Alexeeeee!” call when talking about the White Sox Alexei Ramirez.

Also, I miss EY, why isn’t he on there anymore?

Jesus was my closer, till he blew the save.

by DonDrapersOPS on Sep 3, 2010 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

couldn't tell ya.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by IrishP1 on Sep 3, 2010 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

What was up with Professor Parks' Tweet last night?
Jimmy Finnerty from Crops on the Farm was here.
about 18 hours ago via web

Was he subtly admitting to the world that he was behind the Finnerty bit? It would make perfect sense if it was Parks, he has the skills to do it.

THE RANGERS ARE FULL OF UNBELIEVEABLE SUCK GIVE UP NOW IT DOES NOT MATTER GOOD BYE.

"It has been said that baseball is to the United States what revolutions are to Latin America, a safety valve for letting off steam. I think baseball is more serious than any Latin American revolution. But, then, I am a serious fan." -- George F. Will

by WestTxAg06 on Sep 3, 2010 1:49 PM CDT reply actions  

I thought he denied it at one point

Because he was my first choice.

I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM

by LSJ on Sep 3, 2010 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

AL Cy Young by FIP

combine the win loss records of 5 of the 6 top pitchers in the AL by WAR (fan graphs) and you get 51-46.

name, record, era, fip, war
Lee, 10-8, 3.37, 2.63, 6.0
Liriano, 12-7, 3.27, 2.31, 6.0
Hernandez, 10-10, 2.38, 3.00, 5.6
Weaver, 11-10, 3.12, 3.20, 4.5
Greinke, 8-11, 3.81, 3.31, 4.4

(the other one is Jon Lester, who’s 15-8, WAR 4.7)

Sir Warwick Harrow: I know him, and I think he's a psychotic lowlife.
Mal: And I think calling him that is an insult to the psychotic lowlife community.

by iblum on Sep 3, 2010 1:58 PM CDT reply actions  

Run support is a wonderful and terrifying thing.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 3, 2010 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's pretty amazing

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

"If I had caught it, the force would have taken me through the fence." -- Rockies outfielder Ryan Spilborghs about a Nelson Cruz line drive.

by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 3, 2010 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Comments For This Post Are Closed


User Tools

Welcome to the SB Nation blog about Texas Rangers.

FanPosts

Community blog posts and discussion.

Recommended FanPosts

Ijnq0k_small
The Hunt for Mike E
180px-angry_dome_small
Tailgate IV -- Post #2
Matchstick_small
NBA Thread: 2/1/2012
Nerds_small
OT CFB: NATIONAL SIGNING DAY THREAD

Recent FanPosts

Fishing_small
OT III night moves
Fishing_small
OT II its f'n friday, man.
180px-angry_dome_small
feb 10 OT
Jesus_dinosaur_small
LSB All-night (2-9 - 2-10)
Neftali_old_timey_small
2/9/2012 OT 2 *now with 100% more poll!
180px-angry_dome_small
feb 9 OT
Fishing_small
OT II
Small
OT 2/8/12
Fishing_small
OT II

+ New FanPost All FanPosts >


Manager

Th_buckykatt_small Adam J. Morris

Editor

477845_small ghostofErikThompson

Author

Matchstick_small matchst1ck