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Game 134 Game Day Thread

Texas Rangers at Minnesota Twins, Sep 3, 2010 7:40 PM CDT


Go Rangers...


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Ah… who cares?

Had some down time at work and was poking around BR. The Rangers’ pitchers are currently 4th in the AL in strikeouts. That would be thier best finish since 1991 and 1992 when they topped the league. In fact, thier 7.3 K/9 would best the best in ranger history.

by RangerMad on Sep 3, 2010 6:35 PM CDT reply actions  

You are 2nd fool

www.iamsecond.com

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Sep 3, 2010 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Willie Mays Hays FTW!

(and that is awesome)

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Sep 3, 2010 6:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Clearly a better slide than Blanco's into 2nd.

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

"If I had caught it, the force would have taken me through the fence." -- Rockies outfielder Ryan Spilborghs about a Nelson Cruz line drive.

by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 3, 2010 6:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

or 3rd (Wigginton)

This shit ain't over til Bengie Molina sings.

by BigGuns on Sep 3, 2010 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Borbon?

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

"If I had caught it, the force would have taken me through the fence." -- Rockies outfielder Ryan Spilborghs about a Nelson Cruz line drive.

by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 3, 2010 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

search sporting events

find the game then record it (675-1 i think)
then go to your list and fast forward to watch it live

by deityofElvis on Sep 3, 2010 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

10 minutes eaRly

/Mike A

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Sep 3, 2010 6:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Baby got back

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Sep 3, 2010 6:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pick a number...

18, 19 or 20 what will it be by the end of the night? I’m going to say 18.

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Sep 3, 2010 6:41 PM CDT reply actions  

is the pregame show available on directv?

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Sep 3, 2010 6:45 PM CDT reply actions  

You be nice YOU!

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Sep 3, 2010 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Sep 3, 2010 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

TWSS

I BEAT YOU BUNCHA ASSHOLES!!!

LOL

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Sep 3, 2010 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

What is up LSB'ers

on my way to watch MACHETE!. Go team , get a lead please so the margaritas go down better as I watch the tail end of the game.

by icouldusesomebaseball on Sep 3, 2010 6:48 PM CDT reply actions  

let us know how Lohan's boobs look......

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by IrishP1 on Sep 3, 2010 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

its a fucking

shame she changed so much after Mean Girls

by icouldusesomebaseball on Sep 3, 2010 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah, she got sluttier

and I like it!!!!

(can’t wait to see her as Lynda Lovelace)

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by IrishP1 on Sep 3, 2010 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

sluttier yes

but man she had some awesome ass curves in Mean Girls

by icouldusesomebaseball on Sep 3, 2010 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

I prefered her...

In the Parent Trap….

j/k

If I had a gun to my head and had to pick one pitcher to pitch a game to save my life.... I'd pick 1999 Rick Helling.

by matthewbschultz83 on Sep 3, 2010 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not bad

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Sep 3, 2010 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

you already saw the movie?

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by IrishP1 on Sep 3, 2010 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

NO but if you Google her

She has posed nude before.

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Sep 3, 2010 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

How is that bad news?

Rather of it been Alba

respice adspice prospice

by FormerDriller on Sep 3, 2010 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

alba's boobs are lone gone.

she shed all her baby weight.

her booty is her money maker.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by IrishP1 on Sep 3, 2010 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Son. Of. A. Bitch.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by IrishP1 on Sep 3, 2010 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Have fun Mr. Whiskey Nose

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Sep 3, 2010 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

you're thinking of Richard Pryor.

thank you. I’ll be here all week.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by IrishP1 on Sep 3, 2010 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

dayum, you didn't hold back, did ya?

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by IrishP1 on Sep 3, 2010 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Everyone check out...

…the pic Lisa took that I just retweeted.

Greatest picture ever!

by Adam J. Morris on Sep 3, 2010 6:52 PM CDT reply actions  

Wonder if its above

The ice cream station

respice adspice prospice

by FormerDriller on Sep 3, 2010 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh sheesh

Link me.

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Sep 3, 2010 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ian batting 6th

Rangers lineup vs.
RHP Matt Fox:

Elvis Andrus, ss;
 Michael Young, 3b;
 David Murphy, lf;
Josh Hamilton, dh;
Nelson Cruz, rf;
Ian Kinsler, 2b;
Mitch Moreland, 1b;
Bengie Molina, c;
Julio Borbon, cf.

by RangerMad on Sep 3, 2010 6:53 PM CDT reply actions  

PADMY!

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Sep 3, 2010 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dunno, it sounded fun in the moment

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Sep 3, 2010 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm confused

You have 2 Ls, 2 Rs, then an L.

You could have gone Hamilton-Cruz-Murphy-Kinsler and split Ls and Rs throughout the lineup.

by Adam J. Morris on Sep 3, 2010 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wash went with is gut

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

"If I had caught it, the force would have taken me through the fence." -- Rockies outfielder Ryan Spilborghs about a Nelson Cruz line drive.

by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 3, 2010 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

I try to give the Gutfather the benefit of the doubt

but Murphy in front of Josh, Nelly, & Ian is pretty piss poor.

by blakethegr8 on Sep 3, 2010 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

THT Article on Pitch/FX accuracy

Link

Summary: RBiA has most poorly calibrated system. Speed of pitches is off by -1.3 MPH.

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

"If I had caught it, the force would have taken me through the fence." -- Rockies outfielder Ryan Spilborghs about a Nelson Cruz line drive.

by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 3, 2010 6:55 PM CDT reply actions  

when you say "off by -1.3 MPH"

are you saying that our gun underestimates? because that’s what I always think, and what I’ve been told by people who have pitched there.

Section 239, Row 1, Seats 1&2

by JayAhre on Sep 3, 2010 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not the gun

The speed shown in Gameday. Not sure if the park uses Pitch/FX or radar for in-stadium display. Same for TV. The article says that many stadium now using Pitch/FX instead of radar.

But to answer your question: Yes, you need to add 1.3 MPH to reported velocity.

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

"If I had caught it, the force would have taken me through the fence." -- Rockies outfielder Ryan Spilborghs about a Nelson Cruz line drive.

by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 3, 2010 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

thanks for the reply

I really believe the gun is slow too

Section 239, Row 1, Seats 1&2

by JayAhre on Sep 3, 2010 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Duke Nukem Forever

has been re-announced.. heh.

by Mike E on Sep 3, 2010 6:56 PM CDT reply actions  

the movie or the game?

Wasn’t the Rock supposed to play him and also SpyHunter?

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by IrishP1 on Sep 3, 2010 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

The game

It’s playable at an expo this weekend. Will be released in 2011. Then we’ll all die, just as the Mayan predicted.

by ravscloC on Sep 3, 2010 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

penny expo is this weekend if memory serves correct.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by IrishP1 on Sep 3, 2010 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

3D Realms

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by IrishP1 on Sep 3, 2010 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's THE vaporware title

I’m a software developer, and as soon as a deadline starts to slip, someone mentions that damn game. Normally it would probably be funny, but after a couple of weeks of 14+ hour days, you don’t want to be that guy.

by UserToBeNamedLater on Sep 3, 2010 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

YAY AMAZON! It finally shipped

Looking forward to checking out this Kindle doo-dad

by ravscloC on Sep 3, 2010 6:57 PM CDT reply actions  

I got one for Christmas

But my backlog of paper books that I hadn’t read was so deep, I’ve only recently started getting books to read on it.

But I’ve gotten addicted to it. It is pretty cool.

by Adam J. Morris on Sep 3, 2010 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Enjoy this then:

http://www.retrevo.com/content/blog/2010/08/seven-ways-kindle-beats-ipad

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Sep 3, 2010 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh, you can hack them too

Shoot me an email if you want me to dig up that link.

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Sep 3, 2010 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

We are the only team that matters.

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Sep 3, 2010 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Houzhmanwhats his name getting traded/released?

Dayum!

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by IrishP1 on Sep 3, 2010 6:59 PM CDT reply actions  

what??

Just wait.....you'll see.....

by b.pate on Sep 3, 2010 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh damn.....

Just wait.....you'll see.....

by b.pate on Sep 3, 2010 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

just announced on the ticket.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by IrishP1 on Sep 3, 2010 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

could've cared less.

Guess that means Vincent Jackson is sitting out the whole season, perhaps?

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by IrishP1 on Sep 3, 2010 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

maybe

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by IrishP1 on Sep 3, 2010 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's because he's a prick.

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29

by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 3, 2010 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

mEh

/Mike A

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Sep 3, 2010 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

You can guess what the A stands for

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Sep 3, 2010 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

android?

This shit ain't over til Bengie Molina sings.

by BigGuns on Sep 3, 2010 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Friday Saturday and Sunday!

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29

by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 3, 2010 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

2nd....

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by IrishP1 on Sep 3, 2010 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just that song?

What about that group’s entire catalog?

Ball....toss.....antlers....

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 3, 2010 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

I remember moderately enjoying "Joints and Jams"

I thought they all died after that. Then they re-emerge several years later with a chick and have progressively contributed to the downfall of society ever since.

by blakethegr8 on Sep 3, 2010 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't dig their vanilla stuff

But some of the remixes are good.

Lately been listening to this one for workouts:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDr_k5SLpoA

by ravscloC on Sep 3, 2010 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

you know how I know you're gay?

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by IrishP1 on Sep 3, 2010 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

yep, I agree

when I’m on the treadmill I need all the help I can get, it’s boring as hell otherwise.

This shit ain't over til Bengie Molina sings.

by BigGuns on Sep 3, 2010 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Cool, I've never gotten the Pregame Show..

Now I get to see it..

Less chin, Gina.

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29

by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 3, 2010 7:01 PM CDT reply actions  

where the fuck

is the game? it’s not on Direct MLB or the local channel that’s supposed to carry it..somebody help me

by Alemc on Sep 3, 2010 7:02 PM CDT reply actions  

channel 21

FRIDAY…FRIDAY…FRIDAY….NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ball....toss.....antlers....

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 3, 2010 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ch. 21 in DFW.

Just wait.....you'll see.....

by b.pate on Sep 3, 2010 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

740

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by IrishP1 on Sep 3, 2010 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

ah....thats right....

back to college football then.

Just wait.....you'll see.....

by b.pate on Sep 3, 2010 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Go Toledo.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by IrishP1 on Sep 3, 2010 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

+Depth Charge.

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Sep 3, 2010 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

which volume are you on?

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by IrishP1 on Sep 3, 2010 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yup.

But seeing what has become my favorite movie can do that to me.

I think I’m going to listen to the soundtrack while I wait for the game.

by Arson55 on Sep 3, 2010 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

I finally got mine back

at least 20 people wanted to read them, mostly females suprisingly

respice adspice prospice

by FormerDriller on Sep 3, 2010 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Grr...

I really was hoping for them today.

by Arson55 on Sep 3, 2010 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Have you played the game?

Its a great River City Ransom type….but its far more enjoyable after reading as its chock full of goodies and references from the novels rather than the movie.

respice adspice prospice

by FormerDriller on Sep 3, 2010 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Currently zero.

I ordered all of them, but haven’t read any.

by Arson55 on Sep 3, 2010 7:08 PM CDT reply actions  

ah. I could give you 1-4 right now.

if you’re jonesin’ that bad.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by IrishP1 on Sep 3, 2010 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Now! Immedietly! This instant!

…actually I can…probably hold out a few more days.

by Arson55 on Sep 3, 2010 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

thanks

ATT Uverse needs a guide update. Bout to check whether ours (Grande Communications) is wrong too.

by corbsclinton on Sep 3, 2010 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

And the Wildcats score first....

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by IrishP1 on Sep 3, 2010 7:16 PM CDT reply actions  

I can't be the only one who thinks

These cartoon Honda ads are some of the worst commercials EVER.

Was hanging with one of my friends and he started quoting “It’s called ‘The Knock’”. OMFG whyyyyyy

by ravscloC on Sep 3, 2010 7:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Nolan was on Ryan's Hope!

Those red shorts- not flattering…

by RCCook on Sep 3, 2010 7:23 PM CDT reply actions  

you've never seen that?

that’s mega old!

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by IrishP1 on Sep 3, 2010 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

EG = Uncle Fester?

"If Nolan Ryan hadn't been born, Larry McMurtry would have made him up."
----Kevin Sherrington of the Dallas Morning News to Bud Selig.

by beaudog on Sep 3, 2010 7:27 PM CDT reply actions  

x
@SarahSpain: RT Kyle Williams, son of White Sox GM Kenny, makes the 49ers roster.

by octoberty on Sep 3, 2010 7:34 PM CDT reply actions  

mark that under who gives a shit.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by IrishP1 on Sep 3, 2010 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Anyone know where I could watch the game online?

Friday night games don’t air here, but MLB Extra Innings is blacked out.

by TXRangOK on Sep 3, 2010 7:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Yeap

Especially when they have the astros or the cards on 2 different stations at a time some nights.

respice adspice prospice

by FormerDriller on Sep 3, 2010 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

HFA and BEYOND!!!!!

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Sep 3, 2010 7:41 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Diggin' the hoodie that Warsh is wearing.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by IrishP1 on Sep 3, 2010 7:41 PM CDT reply actions  

Sure hope

Its MLB approved

respice adspice prospice

by FormerDriller on Sep 3, 2010 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

I just want to go apeshit

whenever I’m looking to buy tickets on ebay and they don’t have a seating chart up.

by Mike E on Sep 3, 2010 7:43 PM CDT reply actions  

Ask AJM

Kidding.

Whether he’s in or out, I would imagine that he’s at the threshold.

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Sep 3, 2010 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Top 5

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Sep 3, 2010 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

A-Rod, Nolan, Pudge, JuanGone, Palmeiro

In some order. And I feel like I’m forgetting someone.

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Sep 3, 2010 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, if you consider ARod being here long enough.

I would be biased to put MY ahead of him.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Sep 3, 2010 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

What was that +/- for Rangers HR's in this series?

Geebus.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by IrishP1 on Sep 3, 2010 7:47 PM CDT reply actions  

oh damn Murph gets robbbbbbeeedd!!

This shit ain't over til Bengie Molina sings.

by BigGuns on Sep 3, 2010 7:47 PM CDT reply actions  

crap.

Just wait.....you'll see.....

by b.pate on Sep 3, 2010 7:47 PM CDT reply actions  

Oh shit, Josh got burned...

“Welcome to the big leagues, Mr. Fox….that ball is caught”

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Sep 3, 2010 7:47 PM CDT reply actions  

So I am up at work late...

Damn 9/15 Tax Deadline…

Anyways I have a TV up here but horrid singal. No Fox, CBS, or anything. I finally get 21 to come in like 2 hours ago. But fuzzy, blurry, and spotty. I tried to adjust the antenna and it all goes black. I try to fix it and nothing….So I resign myself to the At Bat app and Eric/Dave. All of sudden at 7:40 it comes in crystal clear and I see the first pitch..

Tonight’s Gonna be a good, good night.

If I had a gun to my head and had to pick one pitcher to pitch a game to save my life.... I'd pick 1999 Rick Helling.

by matthewbschultz83 on Sep 3, 2010 7:47 PM CDT reply actions  

Bringing the heat from Pigeon Forge, TN...Go Rangers!

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 3, 2010 7:49 PM CDT reply actions  

Fuckkkk

Should have been an out

by octoberty on Sep 3, 2010 7:50 PM CDT reply actions  

DH

Does he usually work at 93/94 at the beginning of the game? Seems a tick or two higher no?

by Salman on Sep 3, 2010 7:51 PM CDT reply actions  

What do you Sale Man?

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Sep 3, 2010 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Little bit of this

little bit of that, I get by ;)

by Salman on Sep 3, 2010 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

A 12 pitch inning for that rookie fucker

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Sep 3, 2010 7:51 PM CDT reply actions  

Big stike zone is big.

Wow

"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Mangum; Neutral Milk Hotel

by jdh90 on Sep 3, 2010 7:53 PM CDT reply actions  

Bullshit

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Sep 3, 2010 7:54 PM CDT reply actions  

bah!!

Ball....toss.....antlers....

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 3, 2010 7:55 PM CDT reply actions  

Come on!

A no name throws 12 pitches against us and Holland can’t even have a shut down inning.

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Sep 3, 2010 7:55 PM CDT reply actions  

Glad

we are only rollling with 4 guys in the playoffs at most

by eric03tx on Sep 3, 2010 7:56 PM CDT reply actions  

whew

just 1, we’re bout to light up this rook.

by dontcallmeElvis on Sep 3, 2010 7:56 PM CDT reply actions  

Meh

I own Mickey Tettleton's couch.

by Pith on Sep 3, 2010 7:59 PM CDT reply actions  

Is Palermo's any good?

The mini-Digornio’s absolutely suck now, btw.

by octoberty on Sep 3, 2010 7:59 PM CDT reply actions  

haha...

I would hate to see that slut Jerry Jones’ list of official CRAP.

by dontcallmeElvis on Sep 3, 2010 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Here we go

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Sep 3, 2010 8:00 PM CDT reply actions  

I was listening to the radio, someone tell me about the two doubles.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 3, 2010 8:00 PM CDT reply actions  

I thought of you when I heard the first one.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 3, 2010 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

NO, NO I DON'T HAVE TO TIP MY CAP!

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 3, 2010 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nice

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Sep 3, 2010 8:02 PM CDT reply actions  

Come on Kins...Do It

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Sep 3, 2010 8:02 PM CDT reply actions  

AAA pitcher

he will

"If Nolan Ryan hadn't been born, Larry McMurtry would have made him up."
----Kevin Sherrington of the Dallas Morning News to Bud Selig.

by beaudog on Sep 3, 2010 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

nelly!

"If Nolan Ryan hadn't been born, Larry McMurtry would have made him up."
----Kevin Sherrington of the Dallas Morning News to Bud Selig.

by beaudog on Sep 3, 2010 8:02 PM CDT reply actions  

Hello again again Rangers fans.

I bring the Arias Update!
(Try to contain your excitement)
Since joining the Mets Arias has played in all 3 games, and started 2 of them. Good “managing.” He has two RBIzzz (one with an infield hit, one on a ground ball out) so trade = success. Oh and he has a nickname, Mr. Clutch A-Rye-Ass

Ryan Miller was the true MVP.
I really hate Jerry.

by Jsz on Sep 3, 2010 8:03 PM CDT reply actions  

tis sarcasm

Ryan Miller was the true MVP.
I really hate Jerry.

by Jsz on Sep 3, 2010 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

You should've been

And your name is pure win.

Ryan Miller was the true MVP.
I really hate Jerry.

by Jsz on Sep 3, 2010 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

It is accurate.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 3, 2010 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

my name is just my initials.

Ryan Miller was the true MVP.
I really hate Jerry.

by Jsz on Sep 3, 2010 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

A lot.

This much.

Ryan Miller was the true MVP.
I really hate Jerry.

by Jsz on Sep 3, 2010 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

its worth mentioning the Rangers are pretty much Omar's dream team.

Francoeur + Cora + Bengie + Cliff Lee.

Ryan Miller was the true MVP.
I really hate Jerry.

by Jsz on Sep 3, 2010 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well the Cy Young winner was a former expo, I believe

He loves those.

And yah, pretty much. He’s a good scout but not much else. 3:1 bad to good is Omar.

Ryan Miller was the true MVP.
I really hate Jerry.

by Jsz on Sep 3, 2010 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks for the update.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 3, 2010 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

You guys are gonna grow to really like him.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Sep 3, 2010 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Until you find him scamping across your kitchen floor when you turn the lights on at midnight.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 3, 2010 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Scampering.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 3, 2010 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Both.

As in “Joaquin, you SCAMP!”

by DrumsInTheDeep on Sep 3, 2010 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

So I'm late to the game

Did Wash speak to why Murphy is 3rd in a healthy lineup?

by Jobu. on Sep 3, 2010 8:04 PM CDT reply actions  

No idea why Kinsler isn't in that spot.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 3, 2010 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Few ideas

1. It’s Ian’s first game back
2. No Vlad
3. Hammy deserves more RBIs.

by DrumsInTheDeep on Sep 3, 2010 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

because it's a righty and Murph..

has had an awesome 27 days, I imagine once Kins gets back into the swing of things he’ll be there in that spot.

This shit ain't over til Bengie Molina sings.

by BigGuns on Sep 3, 2010 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good job, Kinsler

Make Fox throw pitches, make them use their depleted bully

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Sep 3, 2010 8:06 PM CDT reply actions  

argh....

Just wait.....you'll see.....

by b.pate on Sep 3, 2010 8:06 PM CDT reply actions  

Why didn't Cruz go on the throw?

Now a GIDP can fuck us.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 3, 2010 8:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Josh's Knee

is scaring me, a wrong slide here or there and there goes Hambone for a month.

by Salman on Sep 3, 2010 8:07 PM CDT reply actions  

You could almost say that about anyone.

You play to win the game.

/Herm Edwards.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 3, 2010 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes

but not everyone’s hitting .400+ over the last 2 months.

by Salman on Sep 3, 2010 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

shit

was hammy wincing?

Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules

by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 3, 2010 8:07 PM CDT reply actions  

That was a good AB right there.

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Sep 3, 2010 8:07 PM CDT reply actions  

I like it.

Just keep throwing, just keep throwing.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 3, 2010 8:08 PM CDT reply actions  

I like all these pitches..

especially with their bully going 11 innings last night :)

This shit ain't over til Bengie Molina sings.

by BigGuns on Sep 3, 2010 8:10 PM CDT reply actions  

WTF do you have to do to hit a home run in this place?

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 3, 2010 8:10 PM CDT reply actions  

roids

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by IrishP1 on Sep 3, 2010 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Nadel said on the radio that balls never go out to left in this place

And that’s why Mauer has so few.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 3, 2010 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

did MINN get like 3 or 4 to left against us the first time around?

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by IrishP1 on Sep 3, 2010 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

*didn't

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by IrishP1 on Sep 3, 2010 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, it seems to me it's the only place to hit it.

Right field has a giant wall. The alleys are very huge. Center field is far.

I mean, I don’t know, but that is my only guess.

by mizzou918 on Sep 3, 2010 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

This lady could....

If I had a gun to my head and had to pick one pitcher to pitch a game to save my life.... I'd pick 1999 Rick Helling.

by matthewbschultz83 on Sep 3, 2010 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

nice swing, bub.

Just wait.....you'll see.....

by b.pate on Sep 3, 2010 8:10 PM CDT reply actions  

This Mitch Kid

he gonna be good!!!!

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by IrishP1 on Sep 3, 2010 8:10 PM CDT reply actions  

atta boy M&M

these are some solid shots we’re getting in

by Salman on Sep 3, 2010 8:10 PM CDT reply actions  

run scores

"If Nolan Ryan hadn't been born, Larry McMurtry would have made him up."
----Kevin Sherrington of the Dallas Morning News to Bud Selig.

by beaudog on Sep 3, 2010 8:11 PM CDT reply actions  

I hate Molina so f'ing much.

God I wish we had a decent catcher.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 3, 2010 8:12 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

x

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Sep 3, 2010 8:12 PM CDT reply actions  

is there a Lexx Luthor one to match?

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by IrishP1 on Sep 3, 2010 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Couldn't find one.

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Sep 3, 2010 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Should be 49.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 3, 2010 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Holland's delivery looks different...

Am I wrong?

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 3, 2010 8:14 PM CDT reply actions  

Looks the same to me

but I don’t know it cold, I think it may be the angle of the camera

by Salman on Sep 3, 2010 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that might be it.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 3, 2010 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

FAN

"If Nolan Ryan hadn't been born, Larry McMurtry would have made him up."
----Kevin Sherrington of the Dallas Morning News to Bud Selig.

by beaudog on Sep 3, 2010 8:15 PM CDT reply actions  

dereK

This shit ain't over til Bengie Molina sings.

by BigGuns on Sep 3, 2010 8:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Is there another year that a Rangers player has had

that’s better than the one Josh is having this year?

’01, and ’02 A-Rod maybe?

"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Mangum; Neutral Milk Hotel

by jdh90 on Sep 3, 2010 8:16 PM CDT reply actions  

'80 Oliver

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Sep 3, 2010 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

GET OFF MY PLATE, REPKO!

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 3, 2010 8:17 PM CDT reply actions  

filthy.

Just wait.....you'll see.....

by b.pate on Sep 3, 2010 8:17 PM CDT reply actions  

GREAT FUCKING INNING, HOLLAND!

THAT’S MY BOY!

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 3, 2010 8:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Hey, hey, hey.

What if Cliff Lee’s slump ends and Derek Holland unlocks his potential starting right now for the rest of the year?

by philkid3 on Sep 3, 2010 8:17 PM CDT reply actions  

I just came.

9 pitches in that inning, 2 Ks.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 3, 2010 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Can Dick Harden...

get hit by a bus? Then its perfect.

If I had a gun to my head and had to pick one pitcher to pitch a game to save my life.... I'd pick 1999 Rick Helling.

by matthewbschultz83 on Sep 3, 2010 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

NO

In my dream Feliz did it.

"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Mangum; Neutral Milk Hotel

by jdh90 on Sep 3, 2010 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's fine in the bully for now.

Just need Hunter to “bear down” like they always say he does with RISPs.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 3, 2010 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

What if Cliff Lee comes back

next year with us, and is the Cliff Lee everyone loves and Wonderboy unlocks his potential.

Your 2011 rotation. Lee, Lewis, Wilson, Hunter, Holland. C^3H^2 sounds deadly.

"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Mangum; Neutral Milk Hotel

by jdh90 on Sep 3, 2010 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Stop it

it’s like my heart is getting hard.

by DrumsInTheDeep on Sep 3, 2010 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lulz

IDK how I got C^3………uh L^3H^2.

"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Mangum; Neutral Milk Hotel

by jdh90 on Sep 3, 2010 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wait, nevermind. I need to stop thinking. Ugh.

"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Mangum; Neutral Milk Hotel

by jdh90 on Sep 3, 2010 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah I know. I keep overthinking things here.

"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Mangum; Neutral Milk Hotel

by jdh90 on Sep 3, 2010 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

dereKK

This shit ain't over til Bengie Molina sings.

by BigGuns on Sep 3, 2010 8:17 PM CDT reply actions  

KK

WIth the change too.

"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Mangum; Neutral Milk Hotel

by jdh90 on Sep 3, 2010 8:17 PM CDT reply actions  

23

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by IrishP1 on Sep 3, 2010 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

STFD!!!!

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by IrishP1 on Sep 3, 2010 8:18 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Good inning

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Sep 3, 2010 8:18 PM CDT reply actions   2 recs

NIGHT!!!!

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by IrishP1 on Sep 3, 2010 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Judy up first

h needs to try and bunt for a BH

by RangerMad on Sep 3, 2010 8:18 PM CDT reply actions  

fast grass on this field, I would'nt try it.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by IrishP1 on Sep 3, 2010 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

that was

nasty

"If Nolan Ryan hadn't been born, Larry McMurtry would have made him up."
----Kevin Sherrington of the Dallas Morning News to Bud Selig.

by beaudog on Sep 3, 2010 8:18 PM CDT reply actions  

yes

This shit ain't over til Bengie Molina sings.

by BigGuns on Sep 3, 2010 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Very

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Sep 3, 2010 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

too soon?

Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules

by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 3, 2010 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

That statue...

made him look like an amputee.

If I had a gun to my head and had to pick one pitcher to pitch a game to save my life.... I'd pick 1999 Rick Helling.

by matthewbschultz83 on Sep 3, 2010 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

I remember that character.

Oro.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by IrishP1 on Sep 3, 2010 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kirby is in there....

linkage

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by IrishP1 on Sep 3, 2010 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

I feel terrible for Borbon.

He simply cannot get it going.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 3, 2010 8:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Brian P. Hayes

He’s sitting somewhere chuckling quietly to himself.

by shroomer on Sep 3, 2010 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't get it.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 3, 2010 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Somewhat OT

Jack Morris had the greatest pitching performance in playoff history, outside of Larson’s perfect game, right?

Fuck Arias

by hornedfrogs45 on Sep 3, 2010 8:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Gibson

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Sep 3, 2010 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bob Gibson had a few great games.

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Sep 3, 2010 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Schilling in Arizona.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by IrishP1 on Sep 3, 2010 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

10 innings of shutout ball

in game 7 of the World Series.

Fuck Arias

by hornedfrogs45 on Sep 3, 2010 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Herscheiser in 88 was untouchable....

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by IrishP1 on Sep 3, 2010 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

seriously

UN-TOUCHABLE

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by IrishP1 on Sep 3, 2010 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Babe Ruth

Had the longest WS scoreless streak until Rivera (I think Rivera) broke it recently.

If I had a gun to my head and had to pick one pitcher to pitch a game to save my life.... I'd pick 1999 Rick Helling.

by matthewbschultz83 on Sep 3, 2010 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

45 now.

After working him for 20+ last inning, Borbon and Elvis go down on five pitches total.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 3, 2010 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

I meant 7.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 3, 2010 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Did DShep die again?

"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Mangum; Neutral Milk Hotel

by jdh90 on Sep 3, 2010 8:25 PM CDT reply actions  

i hate jerry jones

"If Nolan Ryan hadn't been born, Larry McMurtry would have made him up."
----Kevin Sherrington of the Dallas Morning News to Bud Selig.

by beaudog on Sep 3, 2010 8:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Jobu, you around in the GDT?

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 3, 2010 8:25 PM CDT reply actions  

kids is outta control

Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules

by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 3, 2010 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm all hopped up on Moutain Dew!!!

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by IrishP1 on Sep 3, 2010 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

I threw a bunch

of Chip’s old war medals off a bridge

Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules

by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 3, 2010 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

ANARCHY! ANARCHY!

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 3, 2010 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

I thought it was Attica! Attica!

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by IrishP1 on Sep 3, 2010 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Attica Man...ATTICA!!!

Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules

by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 3, 2010 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

I use to drink MD every day.

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Sep 3, 2010 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

15 games

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by IrishP1 on Sep 3, 2010 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

he previously had a 7 game susp before this one.

that he was waiting for final ruling on.

total games he could miss is 15.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by IrishP1 on Sep 3, 2010 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

What?

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 3, 2010 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, it's a river.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 3, 2010 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

and correctly spelled Nyjer

New York-Jersey. That’s how his mama named him.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by IrishP1 on Sep 3, 2010 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

You are in Dnyle

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Sep 3, 2010 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

ohhhhh

If we had a bomb, Pantera would hang out with us.

by Panorama on Sep 3, 2010 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nyjer, got it.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 3, 2010 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nyjer

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Sep 3, 2010 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

I believe its...

Nyjer

If I had a gun to my head and had to pick one pitcher to pitch a game to save my life.... I'd pick 1999 Rick Helling.

by matthewbschultz83 on Sep 3, 2010 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's getting screwed.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Sep 3, 2010 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

I kind of agree.

They shouldn’t have thrown at him the second time, but he shouldn’t have baited the fans.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 3, 2010 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

But there was only 12 people there.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Sep 3, 2010 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

i think

those 2 dribblers in the first must have pissed Dutch off

"If Nolan Ryan hadn't been born, Larry McMurtry would have made him up."
----Kevin Sherrington of the Dallas Morning News to Bud Selig.

by beaudog on Sep 3, 2010 8:27 PM CDT reply actions  

Dutch

had EVERY right to be pissed off at those 2 cheap shots

by Alemc on Sep 3, 2010 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Then someone hire Delonte West and introduce him to Mrs. Holland before every game.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 3, 2010 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

West has been acquired by the Celtics.

Shaq better hid his mama.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by IrishP1 on Sep 3, 2010 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like the velo here.

Maybe ramp that up just a tibber bit more?

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 3, 2010 8:28 PM CDT reply actions  

awesome.

Just wait.....you'll see.....

by b.pate on Sep 3, 2010 8:29 PM CDT reply actions  

friggin filthy!

"If Nolan Ryan hadn't been born, Larry McMurtry would have made him up."
----Kevin Sherrington of the Dallas Morning News to Bud Selig.

by beaudog on Sep 3, 2010 8:30 PM CDT reply actions  

dereKKK

This shit ain't over til Bengie Molina sings.

by BigGuns on Sep 3, 2010 8:31 PM CDT reply actions  

& WTF

is that spot on his forehead?

"If Nolan Ryan hadn't been born, Larry McMurtry would have made him up."
----Kevin Sherrington of the Dallas Morning News to Bud Selig.

by beaudog on Sep 3, 2010 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

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