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36 pitches for Holland, 28 strikes.

I knew getting Holland around Cliff Lee would pay off.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aqua on Sep 3, 2010 8:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Holland

nice.

Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!

by t ball on Sep 3, 2010 8:32 PM CDT reply actions  

Guys, I think I'm in love.

"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Mangum; Neutral Milk Hotel

by jdh90 on Sep 3, 2010 8:32 PM CDT reply actions  

What's his name?

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aqua on Sep 3, 2010 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

They call him Wonderboy.

"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Mangum; Neutral Milk Hotel

by jdh90 on Sep 3, 2010 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Emily Jones is going to scratch your eyes out.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aqua on Sep 3, 2010 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

For not calling him the Dutch Oven?

I don’t use that simply for the U-D definition.

"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Mangum; Neutral Milk Hotel

by jdh90 on Sep 3, 2010 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's her man.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aqua on Sep 3, 2010 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Isn't she pregnant?

I’ll fight for him, I can wait.

"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Mangum; Neutral Milk Hotel

by jdh90 on Sep 3, 2010 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

...

That’s why people do use it.

by AsDevilsRun on Sep 3, 2010 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

strippers don't count.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 3, 2010 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

x

I own Mickey Tettleton's couch.

by Pith on Sep 3, 2010 8:32 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

meh.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 3, 2010 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

attaboy Murph!

This shit ain't over til Bengie Molina sings.

by BigGuns on Sep 3, 2010 8:33 PM CDT reply actions  

Best bad guy ever

Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules

by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 3, 2010 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

ever?

tap on them brakes….

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 3, 2010 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

this is true

"If Nolan Ryan hadn't been born, Larry McMurtry would have made him up."
----Kevin Sherrington of the Dallas Morning News to Bud Selig.

by beaudog on Sep 3, 2010 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

This guy might have something to say about that...

If I had a gun to my head and had to pick one pitcher to pitch a game to save my life.... I'd pick 1999 Rick Helling.

by matthewbschultz83 on Sep 3, 2010 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

hello Mr. Fiction!

This shit ain't over til Bengie Molina sings.

by BigGuns on Sep 3, 2010 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

"Mr. Fiction."

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aqua on Sep 3, 2010 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's going to be Mr. Pulp Fiction if that hurricane hits Connecticut...

but it’s veering off to sea.

This shit ain't over til Bengie Molina sings.

by BigGuns on Sep 3, 2010 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

and weakening.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 3, 2010 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

How do we know he is real?

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Sep 3, 2010 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Goofiest-looking attempted steal I've ever seen.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aqua on Sep 3, 2010 8:34 PM CDT reply actions  

How long has Cuddyer been with the Twins?

He’s on the top 50? Huh?

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 3, 2010 8:35 PM CDT reply actions  

When you get into the forties, it's hard to differentiate.

Just ask AJM with his list of Rangers.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aqua on Sep 3, 2010 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

whatevs.

he’s been there since ‘01, but I can’t believe he made their top 50.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 3, 2010 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

HELL.

Bedrosian didn’t even make the list!!!!

Shenanigans!!!!

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 3, 2010 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

How many cortisone shots will Wash need in order to play Sunday?

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29

by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 3, 2010 8:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Two snorts.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aqua on Sep 3, 2010 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

easy, Farva.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 3, 2010 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

It still blows my mind that I can go outside to take the dogs out and stream the game from my iphone!

by dontcallmeElvis on Sep 3, 2010 8:37 PM CDT reply actions  

rec'd

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 3, 2010 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

why?

it was a pointless douchy thing to say?

by shroomer on Sep 3, 2010 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nelly

please let that hamstring be ok

by Salman on Sep 3, 2010 8:38 PM CDT reply actions  

effing hell!

"If Nolan Ryan hadn't been born, Larry McMurtry would have made him up."
----Kevin Sherrington of the Dallas Morning News to Bud Selig.

by beaudog on Sep 3, 2010 8:38 PM CDT reply actions  

I like Valencia.

Wish we could have him.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aqua on Sep 3, 2010 8:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Fuckin Nellie

hope he aint lame

Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules

by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 3, 2010 8:38 PM CDT reply actions  

DAMN

This shit ain't over til Bengie Molina sings.

by BigGuns on Sep 3, 2010 8:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Some hustle would be nice.

Bench his ass.

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29

by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 3, 2010 8:39 PM CDT reply actions  

rather him take it easy

Than push it and get hurt again

respice adspice prospice

by FormerDriller on Sep 3, 2010 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

We have two hits off of this fucking rookie.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aqua on Sep 3, 2010 8:39 PM CDT reply actions  

Which is the most frustrating?

1) Pitcher legitimately shutting your team down.
2) Offense just sucking.
3) Plain bad luck.

by philkid3 on Sep 3, 2010 8:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Offense just sucking is something they can at least control.

They can’t control bad luck to any extent.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aqua on Sep 3, 2010 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's why

it doesn’t bother me. That’s baseball. At least it’s not a sign of underlying offensive suckage.

by AsDevilsRun on Sep 3, 2010 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

but the question was most frustrating..

for me,it’s most frustrating watching an offense sucking.i dont believe that is the case tonight…tonight some bad luck so far

by CW13 on Sep 3, 2010 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bad luck, easily.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aqua on Sep 3, 2010 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

blue balls.

wait, what was the question?

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 3, 2010 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

#3 for me
  1. is “he do what he do”
  2. you can at least hate the batting coach for

by Salman on Sep 3, 2010 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

4?

Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules

by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 3, 2010 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

dereKKKK

This shit ain't over til Bengie Molina sings.

by BigGuns on Sep 3, 2010 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

twin cities

no shit

"If Nolan Ryan hadn't been born, Larry McMurtry would have made him up."
----Kevin Sherrington of the Dallas Morning News to Bud Selig.

by beaudog on Sep 3, 2010 8:41 PM CDT reply actions  

I'd like to nail

Mr. Opportunity’s call girl.
/just sayin’

Jesus was my closer, till he blew the save.

by DonDrapersOPS on Sep 3, 2010 8:41 PM CDT reply actions  

OH FUCK YOU MAUER!

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aqua on Sep 3, 2010 8:41 PM CDT reply actions  

4, is the magic number.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 3, 2010 8:43 PM CDT reply actions  

I hate how Barnett always says "perfectly played"

I guess it’s the least thing to hate about him, though.

by Melanie on Sep 3, 2010 8:43 PM CDT reply actions  

I actually like his voice

just wish he could “paint a picture” like Nadel does.

Jesus was my closer, till he blew the save.

by DonDrapersOPS on Sep 3, 2010 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Me, too

I don’t even hate Barnett as much as some others do, but Nadel is Elvis and Barnett is Arias.

by Melanie on Sep 3, 2010 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Go OKC!

Jesus was my closer, till he blew the save.

by DonDrapersOPS on Sep 3, 2010 8:43 PM CDT reply actions  

94 mph.

Yes…. yes….

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aqua on Sep 3, 2010 8:43 PM CDT reply actions  

46 pitches through 4 innings.

Pants … getting … tight.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aqua on Sep 3, 2010 8:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Off to Taco Hell

Anyone want anything?

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Sep 3, 2010 8:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Nachos bell farte

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29

by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 3, 2010 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

toilet paper.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 3, 2010 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

How about a 7-11 napkin?

"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010

by boomer1 on Sep 3, 2010 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'd rather have a handi-wipe.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 3, 2010 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

I want one of those hot chicks working the counter in the commercials

…cuz they really have those, right?

Jesus was my closer, till he blew the save.

by DonDrapersOPS on Sep 3, 2010 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Tums

Ball....toss.....antlers....

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 3, 2010 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mountain Dew Baja Blast

Love that

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Sep 3, 2010 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

fresco crunchy taco

and 2 pork carnitas

If we had a bomb, Pantera would hang out with us.

by Panorama on Sep 3, 2010 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dylan!!!!

You son of a bitch!!!!

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 3, 2010 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's not Manny.

He got his shit cut today.

That’s Marion Barber.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 3, 2010 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

really??

Just wait.....you'll see.....

by b.pate on Sep 3, 2010 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

yep.

still trying to find a pic, but Jerry made him cut his locks when he got in to Chi-Town.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 3, 2010 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

they got postponed today, so pics prolly won't be up till tomorrow.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 3, 2010 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Reply fail.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aqua on Sep 3, 2010 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Every where I go..Taco Bell always has the best tasting Mountain Dew..

So weird.

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29

by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 3, 2010 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

+ 1 having a diet one right now

This shit ain't over til Bengie Molina sings.

by BigGuns on Sep 3, 2010 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

You have to go full throttle with the Dew.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Sep 3, 2010 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeh but I'm afraid I'll like it too much

This shit ain't over til Bengie Molina sings.

by BigGuns on Sep 3, 2010 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

I just puked in my mouth a little bit.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aqua on Sep 3, 2010 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Where do you stand on AMP?

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 3, 2010 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Tastes like the Dew..

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29

by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 3, 2010 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

x

Homer Simpson: Now what do you have to wash that awful taste out of my mouth?

Vendor at the World Trade Center: Mountain Dew or crab juice.

Homer Simpson: Blecch! Ew! Sheesh! I’ll take a crab juice.

Ball....toss.....antlers....

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 3, 2010 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

SMASH THIS ROOKIE!

You can destroy this guy, he’s not very good!

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aqua on Sep 3, 2010 8:46 PM CDT reply actions  

This offense blows

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Sep 3, 2010 8:48 PM CDT reply actions  

So glad I don't follow you on Twitter anymore.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aqua on Sep 3, 2010 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

nice swing fatlina

"If Nolan Ryan hadn't been born, Larry McMurtry would have made him up."
----Kevin Sherrington of the Dallas Morning News to Bud Selig.

by beaudog on Sep 3, 2010 8:50 PM CDT reply actions  

Jinx
NewbergReport This Derek Holland fits in a 2011 playoff rotation.

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Sep 3, 2010 8:51 PM CDT reply actions  

No, you can't release Feldman, Holland will be in AAA..

/AJM

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29

by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 3, 2010 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sigh, Holland is pitching his heart out, c'mon OFFENSE!

I thought this guy was a rookie who just came up like hours ago…

by Vicky on Sep 3, 2010 8:51 PM CDT reply actions  

No.

He’s a veteran. He also goes by the names Nick Blackburn, Scott Baker, etc.

by AsDevilsRun on Sep 3, 2010 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

This team needs something, so I'm pulling her out of retirement...

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aqua on Sep 3, 2010 8:51 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

she was never retired, she was just taking it easy....

just like Gina.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 3, 2010 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

They've been resting.

But now they’re back.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aqua on Sep 3, 2010 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

and Misty

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29

by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 3, 2010 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

"I'll be in my bunk."

Jesus was my closer, till he blew the save.

by DonDrapersOPS on Sep 3, 2010 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

BTW, it's GDT2.

Respect it.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aqua on Sep 3, 2010 8:51 PM CDT reply actions  

OT

Anybody hear the Mayweather rant today?

Gold, I tell ya!!!!

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 3, 2010 8:53 PM CDT reply actions  

Never.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aqua on Sep 3, 2010 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

One of my favs

Jesus was my closer, till he blew the save.

by DonDrapersOPS on Sep 3, 2010 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

First 30 minutes.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Sep 3, 2010 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

that is on later

after cleavagefield and the devil wears nada

by Salman on Sep 3, 2010 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

And Armagedditon.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aqua on Sep 3, 2010 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Showtime After Dark?

Ha!

You forgot “The Hills Have Thighs”

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 3, 2010 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

right around

the same time as Lord of the Privates?

by shock00 on Sep 3, 2010 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Anacondom.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aqua on Sep 3, 2010 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Alice's Wonderland.

Gangbangs of New York.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aqua on Sep 3, 2010 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Beetlejizm

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 3, 2010 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lord of the G-Strings

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 3, 2010 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

If that's not the next GoET picture for Minnesota, I don't know what is.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aqua on Sep 3, 2010 8:54 PM CDT reply actions  

What the fuck

Matisyahu is a Twins fan?

Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules

by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 3, 2010 8:55 PM CDT reply actions  

Heh.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 3, 2010 8:56 PM CDT reply actions  

Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aqua on Sep 3, 2010 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

x

Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules

by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 3, 2010 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

How about you and your crew...

Versus me … and the Revolution?

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aqua on Sep 3, 2010 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Shoot it!!!!

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 3, 2010 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

he kept

settin’ these fruity ass picks

Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules

by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 3, 2010 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Prince is a little purple bad ass.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Sep 3, 2010 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

we saw his little adobe place in Santa Fe.

It’s painted purple, I shit you not.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 3, 2010 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sweet.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Sep 3, 2010 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Interference?

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29

by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 3, 2010 8:59 PM CDT reply actions  

I laughed
tagdonttweet Why don’t you Google soap-on-a-rope, Lewin.

by octoberty on Sep 3, 2010 8:59 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Letterman's top 10 baseball movies playing in Times Square:

10. “Behind The Green Monster”
9. “Sacrifice My Fly”
8. “Pantsless Joe Jackson”
7. The Don Zimmer/Pamela Anderson Home Video"
6. “Debbie Does Dallas Green”
5. “Who’s In First?”
4. “Abner Double-D”
3. “How Chuck Got His Knob-Locked”
2. “The Story Of The ’69 Mets”
1. “A Babe Named ‘Ruth’”

by shroomer on Sep 3, 2010 8:59 PM CDT reply actions  

that's gotta be oftly close

to being hitter’s interference there.

by Doc Mabee on Sep 3, 2010 8:59 PM CDT reply actions  

I love this camera angle

You can see the pitch cutting and diving.

by Doc Mabee on Sep 3, 2010 9:00 PM CDT reply actions  

Too bad we don't use ours at RBIA

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29

by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 3, 2010 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

joggers unite

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 3, 2010 9:00 PM CDT reply actions  

It's a soft "j."

I think you just run.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aqua on Sep 3, 2010 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

looks to me liked

Derek is just throwing whatevet Benjie puts down.

by RangerMad on Sep 3, 2010 9:01 PM CDT reply actions  

hahaha

good thing that boy can pitch cuz hes just a goofy lookin sum bitch.

Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules

by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 3, 2010 9:03 PM CDT reply actions  

dude

I laugh every time I watch that. He wanted her so bad

Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules

by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 3, 2010 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is she married?

If not, I’d bet he got her.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aqua on Sep 3, 2010 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Married

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Sep 3, 2010 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

unfortunately

married. I little peice of me died when she got married.

Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules

by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 3, 2010 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

the wife

just said he looks like a nerd

"If Nolan Ryan hadn't been born, Larry McMurtry would have made him up."
----Kevin Sherrington of the Dallas Morning News to Bud Selig.

by beaudog on Sep 3, 2010 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

holland

about to be 24….I love it

by Doc Mabee on Sep 3, 2010 9:04 PM CDT reply actions  

Claudi again.

Let’s get it going!

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aqua on Sep 3, 2010 9:04 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

I can't stop watching.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aqua on Sep 3, 2010 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

so i guess you have to stick your bat up the ass of the catcher

to interfere with him on a throw to 2nd….because obviously standing in front of him will not get the call

by death of the cool on Sep 3, 2010 9:04 PM CDT reply actions  

it's got a nice ring to it, don't it.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 3, 2010 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Are you really laffing?

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Sep 3, 2010 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

evil laughing....

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 3, 2010 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL

This shit ain't over til Bengie Molina sings.

by BigGuns on Sep 3, 2010 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Liar.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Sep 3, 2010 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hugs.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Sep 3, 2010 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

My dog, but I'm calling him orange.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Sep 3, 2010 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

weirdo

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Sep 3, 2010 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's not over

I can give you 5 reasons why in a half-assed column.

Fuck Arias

by hornedfrogs45 on Sep 3, 2010 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

heh.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 3, 2010 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

attaboy, Elvis

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 3, 2010 9:05 PM CDT reply actions  

PADV

Just wait.....you'll see.....

by b.pate on Sep 3, 2010 9:05 PM CDT reply actions  

Fuck this ballpark.

Fucking ridiculous.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aqua on Sep 3, 2010 9:07 PM CDT reply actions  

This game is driving me nuts.

The Rangers look way better than the score suggests.

by philkid3 on Sep 3, 2010 9:07 PM CDT reply actions  

I fuckin hate this ballpark.

We gotta get home field adv.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 3, 2010 9:07 PM CDT reply actions  

We've got to win this one, doesnt get better then this..

Holland is pitching well
A rookie
But ugh the park from hell

by Vicky on Sep 3, 2010 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

This guy looks like such a fucking tool.

Why can’t we destroy him?

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aqua on Sep 3, 2010 9:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Sucks for the lesbians.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aqua on Sep 3, 2010 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow

I could never do that. That’s disgusting.

"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Mangum; Neutral Milk Hotel

by jdh90 on Sep 3, 2010 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm doing it right now...

and it’s awesome. Unless you’re talking about the hat in which case you have a point.

by ghostofErikThompson on Sep 3, 2010 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

me too

but mine is mostly white

"If Nolan Ryan hadn't been born, Larry McMurtry would have made him up."
----Kevin Sherrington of the Dallas Morning News to Bud Selig.

by beaudog on Sep 3, 2010 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think

thats the lead singer of A Band of Horses

Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules

by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 3, 2010 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, that's Sarah Jessica Parker.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aqua on Sep 3, 2010 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

x

Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules

by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 3, 2010 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

no wonder

Mauer doesn’t have many homeruns good lord

by shock00 on Sep 3, 2010 9:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Who hits fucking HR's in this park?

Jesus Christ… even BP couldn’t cover that field.

formerly cmk

by Mr. Fiction on Sep 3, 2010 9:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Hey GoET

Do you have a photobucket or something that you stow all of your .gifs on? I kinda want access.

"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Mangum; Neutral Milk Hotel

by jdh90 on Sep 3, 2010 9:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Why did she want your .gifs?

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aqua on Sep 3, 2010 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

She didn't...

but she IM’d me and was like, “Why do you have an account with a bunch of dancing ladies at sporting events?”

I didn’t answer her but I did just lock the account from public view.

by ghostofErikThompson on Sep 3, 2010 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Who cares what she thinks?

Bitches be crazy.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aqua on Sep 3, 2010 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lulz, bitches be crazy.

"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Mangum; Neutral Milk Hotel

by jdh90 on Sep 3, 2010 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

I want to have a crazy ex

then someone would care enough to hate me :(

Fuck Arias

by hornedfrogs45 on Sep 3, 2010 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hate you.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aqua on Sep 3, 2010 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

don't we still have a fanpost with all the gifs on it?

shep or benmor made it?

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 3, 2010 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is there a way you could make a thread

and not crash everyone’s browsers?

"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Mangum; Neutral Milk Hotel

by jdh90 on Sep 3, 2010 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sweet. Looking forward to it.

"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Mangum; Neutral Milk Hotel

by jdh90 on Sep 3, 2010 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

I am slightly less disappointed now.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aqua on Sep 3, 2010 9:11 PM CDT reply actions  

MURPH!!!!!

CLUTCH!!!!!

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 3, 2010 9:11 PM CDT reply actions  

MURPH DOG!!!!

This shit ain't over til Bengie Molina sings.

by BigGuns on Sep 3, 2010 9:11 PM CDT reply actions  

DONT FORGET THE CLUTCH!!!

Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules

by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 3, 2010 9:11 PM CDT reply actions  

now Hammy

needs to show them what a homer looks like

by jas003 on Sep 3, 2010 9:12 PM CDT reply actions  

nother fresh call up

comin’ in?

"If Nolan Ryan hadn't been born, Larry McMurtry would have made him up."
----Kevin Sherrington of the Dallas Morning News to Bud Selig.

by beaudog on Sep 3, 2010 9:13 PM CDT reply actions  

These are MY Rangers, Chuck

What a class act. Love that guy

Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules

by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 3, 2010 9:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Well this is a dissapointing amount of runs for a team competing against Matt fucking Fox.

I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM

by LSJ on Sep 3, 2010 9:14 PM CDT reply actions  

Yeah, I'm already pretty sure I hate this park more than the stupid metrodome.

I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM

by LSJ on Sep 3, 2010 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

At least the ball would go out in that dump

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Sep 3, 2010 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think

hating Torii Hunter made me hate the Metrodome. Also, Hefty Bags.

by AsDevilsRun on Sep 3, 2010 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

"Well Ms. Claudia De Falchi has a disappointing amount of cleavage in those .gifs.

I’ve seen bigger."

/LSJ.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aqua on Sep 3, 2010 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

I actually don't like 'em much bigger than that.

I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM

by LSJ on Sep 3, 2010 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well there's no pleasing you, then.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aqua on Sep 3, 2010 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm glad people get those references around here and jump on them quickly.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aqua on Sep 3, 2010 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

its my wife's favorite movie

so we’ve seen it a thousand times

by shock00 on Sep 3, 2010 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

I see what you did there.

I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM

by LSJ on Sep 3, 2010 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

After last night's game

they really can’t be picky with their bullpen options

Hail Mantis!!!

by Baseball North on Sep 3, 2010 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Newberg is getting kind of annoying with his tweets.

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29

by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 3, 2010 9:14 PM CDT reply actions  

I agree.

Like he wants attention.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aqua on Sep 3, 2010 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

What's he saying?

I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM

by LSJ on Sep 3, 2010 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pretty good news from Frisco
LoneStarDugout Velocity or not, RHP Danny Gutierrez was pretty
good in AA tonight – 6 ip | 2 h | 0 r | 2 bb | 7 k

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aqua on Sep 3, 2010 9:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Sep 3, 2010 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm an All Star?

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aqua on Sep 3, 2010 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

get yer game on.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 3, 2010 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Velo was mid 80's

yuck

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Sep 3, 2010 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

went to the game last nite

I loves me some Engel Beltre.

Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules

by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 3, 2010 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm assuming...

he looked like he was born in center field?

by Doc Mabee on Sep 3, 2010 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

man

he made some amazing catches out there. Helluva diving catch that silenced the crowd. He turned around and laughed when I told him that I couldn’t wait til he replaced Borbon

Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules

by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 3, 2010 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

2012 CF of your Texas Rangers.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aqua on Sep 3, 2010 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ballard's line looked similar in OKC tonight....

7.0ip 4h-1r-1er-1bb-5k-5.09era

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 3, 2010 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

TAG says that

every time Josh checks

Replace Jim Knox

by benjihana on Sep 3, 2010 9:16 PM CDT reply actions  

TAG would trade his entire life to be Josh Hamilton for a week or so.

I have no doubt.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aqua on Sep 3, 2010 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

or just

30 minutes so he could take his clothes off and look at himself in the mirror.

"If Nolan Ryan hadn't been born, Larry McMurtry would have made him up."
----Kevin Sherrington of the Dallas Morning News to Bud Selig.

by beaudog on Sep 3, 2010 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol yeh

This shit ain't over til Bengie Molina sings.

by BigGuns on Sep 3, 2010 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

You take that fucking back.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aqua on Sep 3, 2010 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

We gladly claim him if no one else does....

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 3, 2010 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

No

Gingers don’t have souls.

Josh has a soul.

"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Mangum; Neutral Milk Hotel

by jdh90 on Sep 3, 2010 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

ahem

GINGERS HAVE SOULS!!!!

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 3, 2010 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nice walk.

I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM

by LSJ on Sep 3, 2010 9:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Wichita falls area

Anyone know the radio affiliate? I’m getting the twins broadcast on 1500, no clue why

by ed carter on Sep 3, 2010 9:19 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Yeah

Found that too, nothing there. Oh well, I’ll ride out the twins broadcast. Appreciate it

by ed carter on Sep 3, 2010 9:27 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Yeah

Found that too, nothing there. Oh well, I’ll ride out the twins broadcast. Appreciate it

by ed carter on Sep 3, 2010 9:27 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

OT: Never dougie in the street

or this will happen

Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules

by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 3, 2010 9:19 PM CDT reply actions  

Probably not hurt that badly.

But damn, that’s powerful stupid.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aqua on Sep 3, 2010 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Josh with a Hangover reference.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 3, 2010 9:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Never seen it. But I bet it ain't very good.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Sep 3, 2010 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

for shame!

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 3, 2010 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

I FUCKIN LOVE YOU GUYS MAN

LIKE SERIOUSLLY. I FUUUCKIN LOVE YOU DUDE. IM GONNA CRY MAAAN. I FUCKIN LOVE YOU DUDE. C’MON IN FOR THE REAL THING BROOO

Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules

by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 3, 2010 9:23 PM CDT reply actions  

They have been so fucking lucky tonight

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Sep 3, 2010 9:24 PM CDT reply actions  

Oh Borbon, what a terrifail.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aqua on Sep 3, 2010 9:25 PM CDT reply actions  

I can imagine Chuck shouting at the equipment guy about the coat

“GIVE IT TO ME, I OWN THIS BITCH!”

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aqua on Sep 3, 2010 9:26 PM CDT reply actions  

That dive needs to be made a gif

for when someone makes a terrible joke.

Fuck Arias

by hornedfrogs45 on Sep 3, 2010 9:26 PM CDT reply actions  

GOD BORBON

WHY WOULD YOU MAKE THAT THROW

Fuck Arias

by hornedfrogs45 on Sep 3, 2010 9:26 PM CDT reply actions  

Fucking shit, man.

Hold on to the fucking ball, you’re not getting him at third.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aqua on Sep 3, 2010 9:26 PM CDT reply actions  

Shit. Loss of lead immiment.

I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM

by LSJ on Sep 3, 2010 9:26 PM CDT reply actions  

1 out.

Fuck it all.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aqua on Sep 3, 2010 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dumb baseball

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29

by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 3, 2010 9:26 PM CDT reply actions  

f u Judy, DUMB

This shit ain't over til Bengie Molina sings.

by BigGuns on Sep 3, 2010 9:26 PM CDT reply actions  

fuckin shit

Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules

by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 3, 2010 9:26 PM CDT reply actions  

LL play

"If Nolan Ryan hadn't been born, Larry McMurtry would have made him up."
----Kevin Sherrington of the Dallas Morning News to Bud Selig.

by beaudog on Sep 3, 2010 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

fuck.

Just wait.....you'll see.....

by b.pate on Sep 3, 2010 9:28 PM CDT reply actions  

damn it, would have been a DP

by Eric Prince on Sep 3, 2010 9:28 PM CDT reply actions  

Why concede the run there?

????

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aqua on Sep 3, 2010 9:28 PM CDT reply actions  

nope........

Borbon is too fucking cocky to ever be mad at himself. He’s thinking about how awesome his throw was.

Just wait.....you'll see.....

by b.pate on Sep 3, 2010 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

so much for the perfect double play..

This shit ain't over til Bengie Molina sings.

by BigGuns on Sep 3, 2010 9:28 PM CDT reply actions  

hey a double play

oh wait. You fuckin dumb motherfucker. Thats on you Borbon

Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules

by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 3, 2010 9:28 PM CDT reply actions  

Oakland up 1-0 in the bottom of the 1st.

pfft.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 3, 2010 9:28 PM CDT reply actions  

Holland deserves better than that.

Fuck you, Borbon.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aqua on Sep 3, 2010 9:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Borbon

should be on the bench from now on…he can pinch run and NOTHING else

by Alemc on Sep 3, 2010 9:29 PM CDT reply actions  

liar

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Sep 3, 2010 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

I got a

BRONER

Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules

by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 3, 2010 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

you're such a Braggot.

ha!

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 3, 2010 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Are these guys filming a beer commercial or something?

Is Future Pants there too? Is Jet playing the background?

formerly cmk

by Mr. Fiction on Sep 3, 2010 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jason Parks pines for them.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aqua on Sep 3, 2010 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hahahaha

It’s like the goofballs from three different movies or TV shows got together and went to a ballgame.

I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM

by LSJ on Sep 3, 2010 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

this one

much better

"If Nolan Ryan hadn't been born, Larry McMurtry would have made him up."
----Kevin Sherrington of the Dallas Morning News to Bud Selig.

by beaudog on Sep 3, 2010 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

yep that reminds me of Minnesota alright

This shit ain't over til Bengie Molina sings.

by BigGuns on Sep 3, 2010 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Or a groundout to second base.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aqua on Sep 3, 2010 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's what Borbon calls his grounders to second base

He thinks he broke the home run record this season.

I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM

by LSJ on Sep 3, 2010 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jesus

is Borbon trying to fuck this up?

Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules

by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 3, 2010 9:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Cruz rounded on him like he was going to kill someone.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aqua on Sep 3, 2010 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

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