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36 pitches for Holland, 28 strikes.
I knew getting Holland around Cliff Lee would pay off.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
Guys, I think I'm in love.
"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Mangum; Neutral Milk Hotel
What's his name?
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
They call him Wonderboy.
"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Mangum; Neutral Milk Hotel
Emily Jones is going to scratch your eyes out.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
For not calling him the Dutch Oven?
I don’t use that simply for the U-D definition.
"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Mangum; Neutral Milk Hotel
That's her man.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
Isn't she pregnant?
I’ll fight for him, I can wait.
"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Mangum; Neutral Milk Hotel
strippers don't count.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 3, 2010 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions
meh.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 3, 2010 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Best bad guy ever
Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules
by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 3, 2010 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions
ever?
tap on them brakes….
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 3, 2010 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions
this is true
"If Nolan Ryan hadn't been born, Larry McMurtry would have made him up."
----Kevin Sherrington of the Dallas Morning News to Bud Selig.
This guy might have something to say about that...

If I had a gun to my head and had to pick one pitcher to pitch a game to save my life.... I'd pick 1999 Rick Helling.
by matthewbschultz83 on Sep 3, 2010 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions
"Mr. Fiction."
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
It's going to be Mr. Pulp Fiction if that hurricane hits Connecticut...
but it’s veering off to sea.
This shit ain't over til Bengie Molina sings.
and weakening.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 3, 2010 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions
How do we know he is real?
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
Goofiest-looking attempted steal I've ever seen.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
How long has Cuddyer been with the Twins?
He’s on the top 50? Huh?
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 3, 2010 8:35 PM CDT reply actions
When you get into the forties, it's hard to differentiate.
Just ask AJM with his list of Rangers.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
whatevs.
he’s been there since ‘01, but I can’t believe he made their top 50.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 3, 2010 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions
HELL.
Bedrosian didn’t even make the list!!!!
Shenanigans!!!!
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 3, 2010 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions
How many cortisone shots will Wash need in order to play Sunday?
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
Two snorts.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
easy, Farva.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 3, 2010 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions
It still blows my mind that I can go outside to take the dogs out and stream the game from my iphone!
And it blows my mind that people can't figure out the subject line.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aqua on Sep 3, 2010 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
rec'd
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 3, 2010 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Eh
We don’t use it on PoundingTheRock. Sometimes I get mixed up, myself.
by DrumsInTheDeep on Sep 3, 2010 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions
effing hell!
"If Nolan Ryan hadn't been born, Larry McMurtry would have made him up."
----Kevin Sherrington of the Dallas Morning News to Bud Selig.
I like Valencia.
Wish we could have him.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
Fuckin Nellie
hope he aint lame
Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules
by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 3, 2010 8:38 PM CDT reply actions
Some hustle would be nice.
Bench his ass.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
rather him take it easy
Than push it and get hurt again
respice adspice prospice
by FormerDriller on Sep 3, 2010 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions
We have two hits off of this fucking rookie.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
Which is the most frustrating?
1) Pitcher legitimately shutting your team down.
2) Offense just sucking.
3) Plain bad luck.
Offense just sucking is something they can at least control.
They can’t control bad luck to any extent.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
That's why
it doesn’t bother me. That’s baseball. At least it’s not a sign of underlying offensive suckage.
but the question was most frustrating..
for me,it’s most frustrating watching an offense sucking.i dont believe that is the case tonight…tonight some bad luck so far
Bad luck, easily.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
blue balls.
wait, what was the question?
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 3, 2010 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions
4?
Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules
by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 3, 2010 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions
twin cities
no shit
"If Nolan Ryan hadn't been born, Larry McMurtry would have made him up."
----Kevin Sherrington of the Dallas Morning News to Bud Selig.
I'd like to nail
Mr. Opportunity’s call girl.
/just sayin’
Jesus was my closer, till he blew the save.
OH FUCK YOU MAUER!
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
4, is the magic number.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 3, 2010 8:43 PM CDT reply actions
I hate how Barnett always says "perfectly played"
I guess it’s the least thing to hate about him, though.
I actually like his voice
just wish he could “paint a picture” like Nadel does.
Jesus was my closer, till he blew the save.
by DonDrapersOPS on Sep 3, 2010 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Me, too
I don’t even hate Barnett as much as some others do, but Nadel is Elvis and Barnett is Arias.
94 mph.
Yes…. yes….
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
that's the"good" Dutch I recall from last year...yep sure is!
This shit ain't over til Bengie Molina sings.
46 pitches through 4 innings.
Pants … getting … tight.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
Off to Taco Hell
Anyone want anything?
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
Nachos bell farte
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 3, 2010 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
toilet paper.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 3, 2010 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions
How about a 7-11 napkin?
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
I'd rather have a handi-wipe.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 3, 2010 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions
I want one of those hot chicks working the counter in the commercials
…cuz they really have those, right?
Jesus was my closer, till he blew the save.
by DonDrapersOPS on Sep 3, 2010 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Tums
Ball....toss.....antlers....
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 3, 2010 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Mountain Dew Baja Blast
Love that
"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.
Also...
why is it so deathly quiet there?
by ghostofErikThompson on Sep 3, 2010 8:44 PM CDT reply actions
Moment of Silence..
…uh…Paul in Ft. Worth
If I had a gun to my head and had to pick one pitcher to pitch a game to save my life.... I'd pick 1999 Rick Helling.
by matthewbschultz83 on Sep 3, 2010 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Hey, Twins...you shouldn't mess with Dutch...

Ball....toss.....antlers....
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 3, 2010 8:44 PM CDT reply actions
Dylan!!!!
You son of a bitch!!!!
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 3, 2010 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Why's Manny getting in the Govenator's face?
Jesus was my closer, till he blew the save.
by DonDrapersOPS on Sep 3, 2010 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions
that's not Manny.
He got his shit cut today.
That’s Marion Barber.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 3, 2010 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions
yep.
still trying to find a pic, but Jerry made him cut his locks when he got in to Chi-Town.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 3, 2010 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions
they got postponed today, so pics prolly won't be up till tomorrow.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 3, 2010 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Reply fail.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
Every where I go..Taco Bell always has the best tasting Mountain Dew..
So weird.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 3, 2010 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions
You have to go full throttle with the Dew.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
I just puked in my mouth a little bit.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
Where do you stand on AMP?
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 3, 2010 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Tastes like the Dew..
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 3, 2010 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions
x
Homer Simpson: Now what do you have to wash that awful taste out of my mouth?
Vendor at the World Trade Center: Mountain Dew or crab juice.
Homer Simpson: Blecch! Ew! Sheesh! I’ll take a crab juice.
Ball....toss.....antlers....
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 3, 2010 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
SMASH THIS ROOKIE!
You can destroy this guy, he’s not very good!
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
This offense blows
"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.
So glad I don't follow you on Twitter anymore.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
Sweet
Enthusiastically rec’d
Jesus was my closer, till he blew the save.
by DonDrapersOPS on Sep 3, 2010 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions
You should play the lottery...NOW!!!
Ball....toss.....antlers....
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 3, 2010 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions
nice swing fatlina
"If Nolan Ryan hadn't been born, Larry McMurtry would have made him up."
----Kevin Sherrington of the Dallas Morning News to Bud Selig.
Jinx
NewbergReport This Derek Holland fits in a 2011 playoff rotation.
"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.
No, you can't release Feldman, Holland will be in AAA..
/AJM
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 3, 2010 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Sigh, Holland is pitching his heart out, c'mon OFFENSE!
I thought this guy was a rookie who just came up like hours ago…
This team needs something, so I'm pulling her out of retirement...

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aqua on Sep 3, 2010 8:51 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
she was never retired, she was just taking it easy....
just like Gina.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 3, 2010 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions
They've been resting.
But now they’re back.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
and Misty
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 3, 2010 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions
"I'll be in my bunk."
Jesus was my closer, till he blew the save.
by DonDrapersOPS on Sep 3, 2010 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions
BTW, it's GDT2.
Respect it.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
They're not even mustering up much resistance with the pitch count.
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
OT
Anybody hear the Mayweather rant today?
Gold, I tell ya!!!!
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 3, 2010 8:53 PM CDT reply actions
that was insane....
Ball....toss.....antlers....
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 3, 2010 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions
One of my favs
Jesus was my closer, till he blew the save.
by DonDrapersOPS on Sep 3, 2010 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions
I could never get past it, either.
Oppum is such a pussy.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
It was definitely like that at first
but now I watch SPR and think “Hey, it’s Faraday!”
by DrumsInTheDeep on Sep 3, 2010 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions
First 30 minutes.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
And Armagedditon.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
Showtime After Dark?
Ha!
You forgot “The Hills Have Thighs”
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 3, 2010 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Anacondom.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
Alice's Wonderland.
Gangbangs of New York.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
Beetlejizm
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 3, 2010 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Lord of the G-Strings
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 3, 2010 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions
If that's not the next GoET picture for Minnesota, I don't know what is.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
Well, GoET....
there’s your “Minnesota” picture……
Ball....toss.....antlers....
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 3, 2010 8:54 PM CDT reply actions
What the fuck
Matisyahu is a Twins fan?
Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules
by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 3, 2010 8:55 PM CDT reply actions
Heh.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 3, 2010 8:56 PM CDT reply actions
Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
x
Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules
by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 3, 2010 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions
How about you and your crew...
Versus me … and the Revolution?
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
Shoot it!!!!
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 3, 2010 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions
he kept
settin’ these fruity ass picks
Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules
by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 3, 2010 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Prince is a little purple bad ass.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
we saw his little adobe place in Santa Fe.
It’s painted purple, I shit you not.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 3, 2010 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions
No offense to Blanco, who's a nice back-up, but I can't remember the last time one of our secondbasemen almost got a ground ball like that.
If Kinsler really is back for good.
I want Blanco to spell Face for a bit at third.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
Interference?
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
I laughed
tagdonttweet Why don’t you Google soap-on-a-rope, Lewin.
by octoberty on Sep 3, 2010 8:59 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Letterman's top 10 baseball movies playing in Times Square:
10. “Behind The Green Monster”
9. “Sacrifice My Fly”
8. “Pantsless Joe Jackson”
7. The Don Zimmer/Pamela Anderson Home Video"
6. “Debbie Does Dallas Green”
5. “Who’s In First?”
4. “Abner Double-D”
3. “How Chuck Got His Knob-Locked”
2. “The Story Of The ’69 Mets”
1. “A Babe Named ‘Ruth’”
Too bad we don't use ours at RBIA
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 3, 2010 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions
I was kinda upset when they said they
were not going to use it anymore
joggers unite

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 3, 2010 9:00 PM CDT reply actions
It's a soft "j."
I think you just run.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
hahaha
good thing that boy can pitch cuz hes just a goofy lookin sum bitch.
Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules
by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 3, 2010 9:03 PM CDT reply actions
dude
I laugh every time I watch that. He wanted her so bad
Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules
by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 3, 2010 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Is she married?
If not, I’d bet he got her.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
unfortunately
married. I little peice of me died when she got married.
Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules
by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 3, 2010 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Claudi again.
Let’s get it going!

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aqua on Sep 3, 2010 9:04 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I can't stop watching.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
so i guess you have to stick your bat up the ass of the catcher
to interfere with him on a throw to 2nd….because obviously standing in front of him will not get the call
by death of the cool on Sep 3, 2010 9:04 PM CDT reply actions
it's got a nice ring to it, don't it.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 3, 2010 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Are you really laffing?
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
evil laughing....
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 3, 2010 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Liar.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
Hugs.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
My dog, but I'm calling him orange.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
It's not over
I can give you 5 reasons why in a half-assed column.
Fuck Arias
by hornedfrogs45 on Sep 3, 2010 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
heh.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 3, 2010 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions
attaboy, Elvis
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 3, 2010 9:05 PM CDT reply actions
lol, "yeah, cause that ball would have hit him right in the throat"
TAG saying that, made me laugh pretty good
Fuck this ballpark.
Fucking ridiculous.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
I fuckin hate this ballpark.
We gotta get home field adv.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 3, 2010 9:07 PM CDT reply actions
We've got to win this one, doesnt get better then this..
Holland is pitching well
A rookie
But ugh the park from hell
This guy looks like such a fucking tool.
Why can’t we destroy him?
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
I didn't think it was possible...
but this place is more annoying than the Homer Dome.
Also:

by ghostofErikThompson on Sep 3, 2010 9:07 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
that's VERY Minnesota, lots of fur to survive long winters with
This shit ain't over til Bengie Molina sings.
Sucks for the lesbians.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
hehz, and there's a lot of them in St. Paul, it's famous for it
This shit ain't over til Bengie Molina sings.
Wow
I could never do that. That’s disgusting.
"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Mangum; Neutral Milk Hotel
I'm doing it right now...
and it’s awesome. Unless you’re talking about the hat in which case you have a point.
by ghostofErikThompson on Sep 3, 2010 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions
I think
thats the lead singer of A Band of Horses
Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules
by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 3, 2010 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions
No, that's Sarah Jessica Parker.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
x
Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules
by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 3, 2010 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Hey GoET
Do you have a photobucket or something that you stow all of your .gifs on? I kinda want access.
"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Mangum; Neutral Milk Hotel
I do but I have it on lockdown after...
it was infiltrated by an ex.
by ghostofErikThompson on Sep 3, 2010 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Why did she want your .gifs?
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
She didn't...
but she IM’d me and was like, “Why do you have an account with a bunch of dancing ladies at sporting events?”
I didn’t answer her but I did just lock the account from public view.
by ghostofErikThompson on Sep 3, 2010 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Who cares what she thinks?
Bitches be crazy.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
Lulz, bitches be crazy.
"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Mangum; Neutral Milk Hotel
I want to have a crazy ex
then someone would care enough to hate me :(
Fuck Arias
by hornedfrogs45 on Sep 3, 2010 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions
I hate you.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
don't we still have a fanpost with all the gifs on it?
shep or benmor made it?
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 3, 2010 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Is there a way you could make a thread
and not crash everyone’s browsers?
"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Mangum; Neutral Milk Hotel
I plan on doing something like that after the regular season...
kind of like a season in .gifs.
by ghostofErikThompson on Sep 3, 2010 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Sweet. Looking forward to it.
"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Mangum; Neutral Milk Hotel
I am slightly less disappointed now.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
MURPH!!!!!
CLUTCH!!!!!
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 3, 2010 9:11 PM CDT reply actions
Clutch!!!
Ball....toss.....antlers....
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 3, 2010 9:11 PM CDT reply actions
DONT FORGET THE CLUTCH!!!
Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules
by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 3, 2010 9:11 PM CDT reply actions
Did you see the reliever coming in?
He’s Hispanic. I couldn’t believe it.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
nother fresh call up
comin’ in?
"If Nolan Ryan hadn't been born, Larry McMurtry would have made him up."
----Kevin Sherrington of the Dallas Morning News to Bud Selig.
These are MY Rangers, Chuck
What a class act. Love that guy
Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules
by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 3, 2010 9:13 PM CDT reply actions
Well this is a dissapointing amount of runs for a team competing against Matt fucking Fox.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
Yeah, I'm already pretty sure I hate this park more than the stupid metrodome.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
by LSJ on Sep 3, 2010 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions
At least the ball would go out in that dump
"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.
"Well Ms. Claudia De Falchi has a disappointing amount of cleavage in those .gifs.
I’ve seen bigger."
/LSJ.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
I actually don't like 'em much bigger than that.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
by LSJ on Sep 3, 2010 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Well there's no pleasing you, then.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
I'm glad people get those references around here and jump on them quickly.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
I see what you did there.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
by LSJ on Sep 3, 2010 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions
After last night's game
they really can’t be picky with their bullpen options
Hail Mantis!!!
by Baseball North on Sep 3, 2010 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions
The Newberg is getting kind of annoying with his tweets.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
What's he saying?
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
by LSJ on Sep 3, 2010 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Pretty good news from Frisco
LoneStarDugout Velocity or not, RHP Danny Gutierrez was pretty
good in AA tonight – 6 ip | 2 h | 0 r | 2 bb | 7 k
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
I'm an All Star?
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
get yer game on.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 3, 2010 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Velo was mid 80's
yuck
"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.
went to the game last nite
I loves me some Engel Beltre.
Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules
by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 3, 2010 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions
man
he made some amazing catches out there. Helluva diving catch that silenced the crowd. He turned around and laughed when I told him that I couldn’t wait til he replaced Borbon
Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules
by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 3, 2010 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions
2012 CF of your Texas Rangers.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
Ballard's line looked similar in OKC tonight....
7.0ip 4h-1r-1er-1bb-5k-5.09era
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 3, 2010 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions
TAG would trade his entire life to be Josh Hamilton for a week or so.
I have no doubt.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
My entire life?
I dunno man. That’s tough.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
or just
30 minutes so he could take his clothes off and look at himself in the mirror.
"If Nolan Ryan hadn't been born, Larry McMurtry would have made him up."
----Kevin Sherrington of the Dallas Morning News to Bud Selig.
If you were Harden...
you’d have to give yourself an hour.
by ghostofErikThompson on Sep 3, 2010 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions
You take that fucking back.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
We gladly claim him if no one else does....
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 3, 2010 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions
No
Gingers don’t have souls.
Josh has a soul.
"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Mangum; Neutral Milk Hotel
ahem
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 3, 2010 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Wichita falls area
Anyone know the radio affiliate? I’m getting the twins broadcast on 1500, no clue why
by ed carter on Sep 3, 2010 9:19 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
OT: Never dougie in the street
or this will happen
Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules
by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 3, 2010 9:19 PM CDT reply actions
Probably not hurt that badly.
But damn, that’s powerful stupid.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
Josh with a Hangover reference.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 3, 2010 9:21 PM CDT reply actions
Never seen it. But I bet it ain't very good.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
for shame!
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 3, 2010 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions
I FUCKIN LOVE YOU GUYS MAN
LIKE SERIOUSLLY. I FUUUCKIN LOVE YOU DUDE. IM GONNA CRY MAAAN. I FUCKIN LOVE YOU DUDE. C’MON IN FOR THE REAL THING BROOO
Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules
by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 3, 2010 9:23 PM CDT reply actions
They have been so fucking lucky tonight
"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.
Oh Borbon, what a terrifail.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
EPIC DIVE FAIL
Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules
by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 3, 2010 9:25 PM CDT reply actions
I can imagine Chuck shouting at the equipment guy about the coat
“GIVE IT TO ME, I OWN THIS BITCH!”
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
Holland, if you continue like this all Sept, you can make things mighty interesting..
The kinda problem the Rangers would love to have..
Fucking shit, man.
Hold on to the fucking ball, you’re not getting him at third.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
Shit. Loss of lead immiment.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
Dumb baseball
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
fuckin shit
Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules
by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 3, 2010 9:26 PM CDT reply actions
Bad choice, Julio.....
Ball....toss.....antlers....
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 3, 2010 9:27 PM CDT reply actions
Why concede the run there?
????
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
nope........
Borbon is too fucking cocky to ever be mad at himself. He’s thinking about how awesome his throw was.
Just wait.....you'll see.....
hey a double play
oh wait. You fuckin dumb motherfucker. Thats on you Borbon
Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules
by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 3, 2010 9:28 PM CDT reply actions
Oakland up 1-0 in the bottom of the 1st.
pfft.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 3, 2010 9:28 PM CDT reply actions
Holland deserves better than that.
Fuck you, Borbon.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
I got a
BRONER
Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules
by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 3, 2010 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions
you're such a Braggot.
ha!
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Sep 3, 2010 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Are these guys filming a beer commercial or something?
Is Future Pants there too? Is Jet playing the background?
formerly cmk
Jason Parks pines for them.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
Or a groundout to second base.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
That's what Borbon calls his grounders to second base
He thinks he broke the home run record this season.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
by LSJ on Sep 3, 2010 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Jesus
is Borbon trying to fuck this up?
Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules
by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 3, 2010 9:29 PM CDT reply actions
Cruz rounded on him like he was going to kill someone.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
and that's why you don't make stupid throws, julio

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