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Game 135 Game Day Thread

Texas Rangers at Minnesota Twins, Sep 4, 2010 3:10 PM CDT


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go team go!

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- Josh Lewin

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by gossamer on Sep 4, 2010 2:01 PM CDT reply actions  

COLBY DESERVES A WIN!!!!!!

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 2:02 PM CDT reply actions  

go

If we had a bomb, Pantera would hang out with us.

by Panorama on Sep 4, 2010 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lineups from ESPN- NO MAUER!!

RANGERS
1. SS Elvis Andrus
2. 3B Michael Young
3. CF Josh Hamilton
4. DH Vladimir Guerrero
5. LF Nelson Cruz
6. 2B Ian Kinsler
7. 1B Mitch Moreland
8. RF Jeff Francoeur
9. C Bengie Molina
SP: Colby Lewis

TWINS
1. CF Denard Span
2. 2B Orlando Hudson
3. 1B Michael Cuddyer
4. DH Jim Thome
5. LF Delmon Young
6. SS J.J. Hardy
7. RF Jason Repko
8. 3B Matt Tolbert
9. C Drew Butera
SP: Carl Pavano

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 2:04 PM CDT reply actions  

sweet

need to win this one….try to still get the series win

Josey Wales is stupid

by Horns130 on Sep 4, 2010 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like our top six, except I'd switch Kinsler and Young.

If Elvis has to lead off, I mean.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

If Elvis doesn't have to lead off, then assuming those are the guys who will play, I'd go with...

1. 2B Ian Kinsler
2. 3B Michael Young
3. CF Josh Hamilton
4. DH Vladimir Guerrero
5. LF Nelson Cruz
6. 1B Mitch Moreland
7. RF Jeff Francoeur
8. C Bengie Molina
9. SS Elvis Andrus
SP: Colby Lewis

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Off the top of my head. . .

1. Kinsler
2. Hamilton
3. Young
4. Cruz
5. Guerrero
6. Murphy
7. Andrus
8. Moreland
9. Molina

I’m a bit more of a sample size from putting Moreland third, at least against righties, bumping Elvis and Murphy down a slot and putting Young 6th.

This, of course, assumes everyone would be fine in those slots, which is probably more important than actually building the most efficient lineup.

by philkid3 on Sep 4, 2010 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Young would throw the hissy fit to end all hissy fits if you tried to move him down.

I think everyone agrees on that.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Right, I'm agreeing with you.

Another example of Young’s fantastic “leadership,” I guess.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Geez dude.

You’re mocking his leadership on a presupposition.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Sep 4, 2010 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

True

But do you think it would work out any other way if Wash tried to move him?

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

From 2nd to 3rd?

I don’t think we’d hear a peep. I don’t think we would if he moved him to 6th. I do think he’d be stewing inside(dropping to 6th). At this point in the year, I could understand.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Sep 4, 2010 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

You don't think you'd hear something moving him from second to sixth?

I’d be shocked if we didn’t. Shocked.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

He'd def. complain

going to 6th. And though he may not in going to 3rd..he hates batting in that spot and has said as much. I hate him there too..heh.

by Mike E on Sep 4, 2010 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is

Judy having to sit in time out so he can think about what he did last night?

"If Nolan Ryan hadn't been born, Larry McMurtry would have made him up."
----Kevin Sherrington of the Dallas Morning News to Bud Selig.

by beaudog on Sep 4, 2010 2:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thome played last night.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Depends....

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Sep 4, 2010 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's good news that he's healthy enough.

It’s not so good in the sense, I want him out of the field to stay healthy.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Sep 4, 2010 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

If he is in the field...

I’m going to assume he’s healthy enough to be in the field and that’s good news.

I think the Rangers will take it easy on him the rest of the way.

by ghostofErikThompson on Sep 4, 2010 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

I love the lineup...

now that Cruz and Kinsler are back in it. I really wish the Rangers could have an entire season with those two guys healthy.

I even like the lineup and Bengie Molina is in it.

Crazy.

by ghostofErikThompson on Sep 4, 2010 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Murphy sitting, Frenchy playing?

I have to think that, like me, Wash keeps forgetting Pavano is a RHP.

by Adam J. Morris on Sep 4, 2010 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wash always gets new guys in at the first opportunity, even if it doesn't make sense.

Cantu, Molina, Guzman, now Frenchy.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

I really hate the nickname "Frenchy"

I always have.. when he was traded here my first thought was “ugh” primarily because I would have to here it much more often now.

by Mike E on Sep 4, 2010 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

He owns Pavano.

2 for 3 lifetime.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Sep 4, 2010 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm shocked Hamilton is playing CF today

I was at the game last night. His at bats looked terrible. He ended up 2-3 with a walk but both singles were poked into the outfield. He appears to be swinging without a stride and looked like there was no way he could generate his normal power.

Looks must be deceiving…

by Heebs on Sep 4, 2010 2:12 PM CDT reply actions  

You were assuming he is actually human.

But he is not.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe with the Rangers...

seeing a couple of day games at that baseball graveyard we’ll actually see a home run or two.

by ghostofErikThompson on Sep 4, 2010 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

9 game lead with less than 30 games left…give him some rest.

How did Dutch Oven look last night? A 49 Game Score tells reeks of lots of meh/

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Sep 4, 2010 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

A 49 Game Score reeks of lots of meh.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Sep 4, 2010 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

So does using Game Score as an indicator of performance.

Holland looked fantastic. He got fucking screwed by the ump and should have been through 7 with around 90 pitches thrown and only a few dinky hits against him.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Exactly.

I don’t see how you can watch Holland last night and think he looked great. He deserved to win that game for sure.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

So do you

92 wins or bust!
"If Nolan Ryan hadn't been born, Larry McMurtry would have made him up." - Kevin Sherrington

by SonnyKoufaxLSU on Sep 4, 2010 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gilbert's about to put up a 90.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Sep 4, 2010 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

and there is a perfect indication of game scores not meaning shit right there.

if you even watched the game, you would not have come close to saying he looked meh.pull your fuckin head out of your ass…

by CW13 on Sep 4, 2010 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Solid

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Sep 4, 2010 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

And thus the fallacy...

of Game Score sometimes. He was good. You don’t want to know what Julio Borbon did to contribute to it or what the home plate umpire did at the worst possible time.

by ghostofErikThompson on Sep 4, 2010 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Holland looked incredible

The most impressive thing about Holland’s pitching last night was his ability to get ahead in the count. The Twins hitters saw a lot of 0-1 and 0-2 counts last night. He only walked 1, the last batter he faced.

Holland was the victim of a lot of tough luck hits as well. Both doubles were in the first inning and were poked down the line, not hit particularly hard. I can’t remember very many balls in play during his innings that were hit hard. Of course, Borbon (and later Nellie) made stupid, unnecessary throws allowing the trailing runner to advance. Very dumb baseball.

Holland looked great. The Rangers offense and defense deserves the loss, not Holland.

  

by Heebs on Sep 4, 2010 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm really not comfortable putting it on the offense.

They smacked the ball around so much, more runs really should have been scored. With normal luck, enough to win that game.

Borbon, though. . .

by philkid3 on Sep 4, 2010 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

offense

The offense also hit a lot of weak ground outs and pop ups against AAA Matt Fox. The most noticeable thing about the offense last night was the large amount of weak ground outs right at the infielders.

Of course, a lot of hard hit balls did find gloves. And Nellie’s terrible AB in the 8th with runners on 1st and 3rd. Ugly, ugly at bat.

by Heebs on Sep 4, 2010 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

They did.

They also hit a lot of deep fly balls and hard line drives that turned in to outs more often than you’d expect.

by philkid3 on Sep 4, 2010 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Because it's apparently impossible to hit a home run in that ballpark.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

I also had the pleasure of listening to the world's dumbest baseball fan behind me the entire game

That has got to be one of the most frustrating things to have during game.

Several gems such as “They built this stadium for Mauer, he should be hitting better” and “What is he doing? Why is he just watching the ball and not getting a hit” right after Mauer had worked a 2-0 count. My favorite was her chastising Ian Kinsler for taking too much time and encouring him to just swing and miss intentionally to end the at bat during his 10-12 pitch at bat in the 2nd.

Arg!

by Heebs on Sep 4, 2010 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Go Frogs!

Heading down to Cowboys Stadium real soon, field access ftw! And Go Rangers!

"Hey Sanka, you can pee now... uuummm, too late...."
This used to be links to my websites... But the man got in the way, shut them all down... Damn the man...
Rangers Game Streams ~ Password: LSB123

by FormerLSBUser on Sep 4, 2010 2:22 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice!

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Sep 4, 2010 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

GO BEAVERS!

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

"This is ancient Earth's most foolish program!"

“Why does Ross, the largest Friend, not simply eat the other five?”

by Adam J. Morris on Sep 4, 2010 2:37 PM CDT reply actions  

"Of course! Bender is a lone wolf. A solitary eagle. A cuddly baby tapir! And that's why I love him!"

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

HTC Touch Pro

Any good?

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Sep 4, 2010 2:39 PM CDT reply actions  

I found one used 1 week

$300 is the bid.

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Sep 4, 2010 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Touch Pro or Touch Pro 2?

I’ve got a TP2 and love it.

I count myself as an LSBer and if I need to hate myself more than I already do, I need to be aware of why. ~ Evan Grant

by Jose Cardenal on Sep 4, 2010 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

I declare ...

this yard to be thoroughly weed-eated.

by shroomer on Sep 4, 2010 2:44 PM CDT reply actions  

So...

Worst possible opening for UT against Rice?

Let’s hope it continues.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 2:44 PM CDT reply actions  

what happened?

92 wins or bust!
"If Nolan Ryan hadn't been born, Larry McMurtry would have made him up." - Kevin Sherrington

by SonnyKoufaxLSU on Sep 4, 2010 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rice takes the opening drive to UT's fourteen and UT's defense looks totally out of it so far.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

And McGuffie makes a total bonehead play to destroy the entire drive.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 2:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why does Texas play Rice?

Not because they are hahd, but because they are easy…

by Adam J. Morris on Sep 4, 2010 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Longhorns need to man up

and play a real team for thier first game.

by RangerMad on Sep 4, 2010 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, like Florida

Who manned up and played Miami for their first game.

by Adam J. Morris on Sep 4, 2010 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

And the Citadel last year.

Or maybe like Penn State, who destroyed that powerhouse Youngstown State earlier today.

Or Georgia, who dominated ULaLa.

Or Oklahoma, who will battle longtime power Utah State later today.

You can go on and on with this.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Every good team plays a softie in their first game

There’s no preseason, so it is the de facto preseason game.

by Adam J. Morris on Sep 4, 2010 3:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

I understand getting after a team like Kansas State under Bill Snyder

Who routinely schedules nothing but patsies in their nonconference games.

But UT against Rice here is not bad at all.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

They used to.

The whole “anybody, anywhere, anytime” thing went out the window with Bowden, I guess.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 3:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

went out the window after they won there championship

but they still play a tough non conference schedule every year

by RangerMad on Sep 4, 2010 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bowden

He was so old and out of it his last few years, he didn’t know who they were playing anyway.

I’ve heard stories that that’s how Paterno is…he’ll yell for guys who were on the squad 20 years ago.

by Adam J. Morris on Sep 4, 2010 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

I can't figure out who actually runs things for Paterno.

With Bowden it was pretty obvious that Fisher was running the show.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

When you're old and gray ...

will you be standing in a courtroom somewhere smashing marriages you smashed 20 years ago?

by shroomer on Sep 4, 2010 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

So ... tomorrow?

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh wow, QB draw on 3rd and 16?

Is Franchione calling the plays for Rice?

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

GO LONGHORNS!!

Just wait.....you'll see.....

by b.pate on Sep 4, 2010 2:45 PM CDT reply actions  

Chuck Greenberg

His ideas for concession fare are getting a little whacky.

by shroomer on Sep 4, 2010 2:46 PM CDT reply actions  

I love the look on the dogs face.

Revenge is best serve wet and warm in the unsuspecting shoe.

by RangerMad on Sep 4, 2010 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Josh said he feels great

He just popped his back out, had an adjustment last night.

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Sep 4, 2010 2:49 PM CDT reply actions  

Sensual massage from GoET cleared things right up.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

happy ending?

"If Nolan Ryan hadn't been born, Larry McMurtry would have made him up."
----Kevin Sherrington of the Dallas Morning News to Bud Selig.

by beaudog on Sep 4, 2010 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

You are an odd human

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Sep 4, 2010 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Leave it to Rodney to make things political.

Left that one up and in to him and he cranked it.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

You can put it on the booaaarrddd!

/shoot me

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Sep 4, 2010 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Karros and Lewin

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Sep 4, 2010 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh eff me.

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Sep 4, 2010 3:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Walk off girl!

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Sep 4, 2010 3:01 PM CDT reply actions  

Lisa W loves hers

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Sep 4, 2010 3:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have one, and I love it.

Don’t expect to be able to completely replace your laptop, but they are great for limited uses.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 3:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

You get the 3G?

Ephesians 3:20-21...and I can only imagine

by TedFord on Sep 4, 2010 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, I didn't want to pay $150 extra just for that.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Karros' hair is out of control.

Does he know Renner?

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Sep 4, 2010 3:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Renner wishes he had Karros hair.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Give me at GT Mustang over a Camry

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Sep 4, 2010 3:08 PM CDT reply actions  

GO RANGERS!!!

And go CSU…need to keep my parlay intact

Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules

by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 4, 2010 3:09 PM CDT reply actions  

What line did you get for Colorado State?

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

10.5

Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules

by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 4, 2010 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is anyone else having a problem hearing Josh and Karros on the Fox broadcast?

Wait, why am I complaining about this?

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 3:13 PM CDT reply actions  

It's been four games.

Come off the ledge.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 3:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hudson likes to get dirty.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Sep 4, 2010 3:16 PM CDT reply actions  

"Hate ain't nuthin' but refried anger" - Yogi Berra

“Love, sister, It’s just a kiss away. Just a kiss away.”- Mick Jagger

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Sep 4, 2010 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

"okay"

- iorange

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

My blog: That's baseball for you

by iorange555 on Sep 4, 2010 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

heh

-mike e

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Sep 4, 2010 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hate you.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Sep 4, 2010 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

heh

“help him out.”

by buckets on Sep 4, 2010 3:20 PM CDT reply actions  

AB says all four pitches so far have been strikes.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 3:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Scratch that, the fourth was a ball.

But the first three were definitely strikes.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

And here come the lucky hits.

Too early to start drinking?

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

well this does not bode well

Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules

by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 4, 2010 3:22 PM CDT reply actions  

Twinings :(

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Sep 4, 2010 3:22 PM CDT reply actions  

Fantastic, and now there's one out with two runners in scoring position.

Fuck the Twins.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 3:23 PM CDT reply actions  

And someone would have gotten injured.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

At least their not Det.......

o wait :(

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Sep 4, 2010 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

i hate good teams

"Please don't hand Jim Knox your children."
- Josh Lewin

My virtual Texas Rangers Cards

by gossamer on Sep 4, 2010 3:24 PM CDT reply actions  

I hate lucky bullshit.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just hope he's consistent

And our guys can adjust.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah...

I can’t say Pavano was getting calls that Colby isn’t because the Rangers swing at everything.

by ghostofErikThompson on Sep 4, 2010 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh, but the low strikes against Elvis on the first two pitches, he called those.

Maybe it’s Molina’s fat ass?

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Two walks in the first inning... hmmmmmmmm.

1 out and the bases loaded. Great.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 3:26 PM CDT reply actions  

Woo

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Sep 4, 2010 3:27 PM CDT reply actions  

Great play Kinsler.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 3:27 PM CDT reply actions  

there ya go

Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules

by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 4, 2010 3:27 PM CDT reply actions  

too late for this...

"Please don't hand Jim Knox your children."
- Josh Lewin

My virtual Texas Rangers Cards

by gossamer on Sep 4, 2010 3:28 PM CDT reply actions  

That could have been a strike.

Ump hates everything low.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 3:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Pitch 6 was a strike.

Fuck this ump.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

i'm at work

can’t watch the game. is it as ugly of a picture as you guys are painting?

"If Nolan Ryan hadn't been born, Larry McMurtry would have made him up."
----Kevin Sherrington of the Dallas Morning News to Bud Selig.

by beaudog on Sep 4, 2010 3:29 PM CDT reply actions  

are you fucking kidding me? that was a damn strike

by steel home on Sep 4, 2010 3:30 PM CDT reply actions  

24 pitches so far because the ump fucking sucks.

Yet again.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 3:30 PM CDT reply actions  

This ump sucks.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Sep 4, 2010 3:30 PM CDT reply actions  

wow

my god. fuck this shit.

by buckets on Sep 4, 2010 3:31 PM CDT reply actions  

He's thrown several strikes in this inning that haven't been called, what are his options?

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Get angry!

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Sep 4, 2010 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fuck me.

Should have been out on pitch six. Fucking umps strike again.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 3:31 PM CDT reply actions  

this ump

is working his way up on my “people to kill” list. MOTHERFUCKER

Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules

by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 4, 2010 3:31 PM CDT reply actions  

He's thrown strikes that haven't been called strikes.

WTF do you want from him?

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Come on now.

I think we both know if he was pitching like he should be it wouldn’t come to this. If the zone is tight cause of a shitty zone as much as it sucks you have to make sure you’re throwing some pitches with a lot of movement or speed, or something. I’m sure the Twins will have to deal with it, too. It’s usually unfair for both sides.

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by iorange555 on Sep 4, 2010 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Do you watch a lot of games this season?

What makes you believe it’s unfair for both sides?

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've watched just about every game.

It’s usually unfair for both sides. You’re just hot right now. Colby is not pitching well that is the bottom line.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

My blog: That's baseball for you

by iorange555 on Sep 4, 2010 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Going to be a 30 pitch first for Colby.

Get ready for another great fucking game, Rangers fans.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 3:32 PM CDT reply actions  

you forgot to add /kinslerhomer

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Sep 4, 2010 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

wtf Colby?

Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules

by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 4, 2010 3:33 PM CDT reply actions  

Oh this is just great.

Colby is self-destructing.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 3:33 PM CDT reply actions  

And we get to hear Josh and Karros fellate the Twins for another three hours.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

I want Josh to drop kick Karros

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Sep 4, 2010 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

THIS

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Sep 4, 2010 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

You'll get to see Harden do his best Harden impression pretty soon.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm so looking forward to that.

OMG, THAT HBP WAS TOTALLY A STRIKE!! FUCKING UMPS!!!

by selke99 on Sep 4, 2010 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's been getting F'd by the ump

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Sep 4, 2010 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ballgame.

5-0 Twins.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 3:36 PM CDT reply actions  

start getting the pen going

going to be a long day. let’s get captain kirkman out there

by Eric Prince on Sep 4, 2010 3:36 PM CDT reply actions  

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules

by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 4, 2010 3:36 PM CDT reply actions  

At least UT will stomp.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Sep 4, 2010 3:37 PM CDT reply actions  

Rice fan?

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Sep 4, 2010 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah it should have been, but it wasn't.

Because umpires can’t call fucking strikes.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Colby has nothing now.

Might as well pack it up, send out the give-up lineup for tomorrow, and call the whole fucking thing.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 3:37 PM CDT reply actions  

THAT.....SUCKED...........SOMETHING.........AWFUL

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Sep 4, 2010 3:37 PM CDT reply actions  

36 pitch

first……wow

"If Nolan Ryan hadn't been born, Larry McMurtry would have made him up."
----Kevin Sherrington of the Dallas Morning News to Bud Selig.

by beaudog on Sep 4, 2010 3:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Should have been over at half that with the game tied at zero.

But Colby got fucked in the ass by the umpire and couldn’t get over it.

No way we score 6 off Pavano, even if we could hold them scoreless the rest of the way.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

I fucking hate the Twins

they are just a bunch of slap shot hittin fucking cocksuckers. DIAF

Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules

by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 4, 2010 3:38 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

and they know how to win

Baseball ain't like football. You can't make up no trick plays. ~Yogi Berra

by bballfan57 on Sep 4, 2010 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

I sincerely hope you are joking.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

I rushed home for this.

Well eight innings to rally for a win.

by Philar on Sep 4, 2010 3:39 PM CDT reply actions  

I switched from college football for this.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Sep 4, 2010 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've got homework due in an hour and 20 minutes.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Sep 4, 2010 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Homework should be unconstitutional.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Sep 4, 2010 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fact, first time I've ever had it due on a Saturday in my college career.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Sep 4, 2010 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

DIAF

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Sep 4, 2010 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

with this rangers offense, this game is over

and the shitty pitching of Lewis

Baseball ain't like football. You can't make up no trick plays. ~Yogi Berra

by bballfan57 on Sep 4, 2010 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure

Carl Pavano has met Chris Hansen before

Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules

by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 4, 2010 3:41 PM CDT reply actions  

He's met Alyssa Milano.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Sep 4, 2010 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why joke with dogs?

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Sep 4, 2010 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm lost.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Sep 4, 2010 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

I know what this game feels like...

a dinger to the head

Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules

by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 4, 2010 3:45 PM CDT reply actions  

I just want Karros to slowly DIAF after being raped by a pack of monkeys

La naiba cu Monkey Rally !!!!!

- That would Romanian for F*ck the Rally Monkey....

by Captain Fubar on Sep 4, 2010 3:49 PM CDT reply actions  

Peared

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Sep 4, 2010 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

and that too

La naiba cu Monkey Rally !!!!!

- That would Romanian for F*ck the Rally Monkey....

by Captain Fubar on Sep 4, 2010 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

he is broken

Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules

by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 4, 2010 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

NO! It can't be! I AM INVINCIBLE!

…no wait…but the feeling is similar. He was so awesome; how could he be broken?

by Arson55 on Sep 4, 2010 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

he's gettin

squeezed pretty bad too

Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules

by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 4, 2010 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Once again, one of our pitchers got screwed on balls/strikes

And the Twins took advantage with lucky hitting.

SSDD.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Who would we honor for 50 years?

John Burkett has to be in the top 10 with the playoff win.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Sep 4, 2010 3:49 PM CDT reply actions  

THAT'S A FUCKING STRIKE!!!!!!!!

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 3:50 PM CDT reply actions  

You're not scared of anything.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Sep 4, 2010 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

I am not afeared of this

Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules

by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 4, 2010 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thank you subject line.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Sep 4, 2010 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

least we

get to see Franko-American bat

"If Nolan Ryan hadn't been born, Larry McMurtry would have made him up."
----Kevin Sherrington of the Dallas Morning News to Bud Selig.

by beaudog on Sep 4, 2010 3:51 PM CDT reply actions  

Wash thought Carl was a lefty I guess.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Sep 4, 2010 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

He owns Pavano.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Sep 4, 2010 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Chuck!

The only bright spot today.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Sep 4, 2010 3:53 PM CDT reply actions  

When our offense sucks, it sucks BIGTIME.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 3:53 PM CDT reply actions  

Pavano still hasn't thrown as many pitches as Colby did in the first inning.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 3:53 PM CDT reply actions  

Through 3 innings

Pavano has thrown 35 pitches.

Through 1, Colby threw 36 pitches.

Our hitters will swing at ANYTHING.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Karros STFU YOU FING MORON

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Sep 4, 2010 3:55 PM CDT reply actions  

I am sorry Mr. Greenberg

I swear we are better than this.

Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules

by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 4, 2010 3:56 PM CDT reply actions  

What a disapointment today is.

I just knew Colby was due for a win, as were the Rangers. Please CJ save us tomorrow from a sweep.

by FBH22 on Sep 4, 2010 3:59 PM CDT reply actions  

why is josh still in this loss, fuckin idiot wash

Baseball ain't like football. You can't make up no trick plays. ~Yogi Berra

by bballfan57 on Sep 4, 2010 3:59 PM CDT reply actions  

Oh great, Hamilton is in pain now.

WTF could make this game any worse?

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 3:59 PM CDT reply actions  

Went up against the wall for a catch.

Came down a little shaky.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

We need Josh more than Lee. Please Josh be ok

by FBH22 on Sep 4, 2010 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

this game is a loss, Josh needs to be out of this game

Baseball ain't like football. You can't make up no trick plays. ~Yogi Berra

by bballfan57 on Sep 4, 2010 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

wall crash

Baseball ain't like football. You can't make up no trick plays. ~Yogi Berra

by bballfan57 on Sep 4, 2010 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

NO NO NO NO

please be okay

Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules

by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 4, 2010 3:59 PM CDT reply actions  

I wish they would quit playing Hamilton in center for reasons like that.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Sep 4, 2010 3:59 PM CDT reply actions  

Crappity Crap Crap on a Crap Cracker!!

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Sep 4, 2010 4:00 PM CDT reply actions  

Good Lord, Thome fucking smashed that ball.

Get Hamilton out if he’s even a little gimpy. This game is lost, there’s no reason to keep him in.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 4:00 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

yes

Baseball ain't like football. You can't make up no trick plays. ~Yogi Berra

by bballfan57 on Sep 4, 2010 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

take him out, switch him around or something Forrest Gut......

La naiba cu Monkey Rally !!!!!

- That would Romanian for F*ck the Rally Monkey....

by Captain Fubar on Sep 4, 2010 4:01 PM CDT reply actions  

People who complain about balls and strikes

for the reason Lewis is sucking today are insane.

Fuck Arias

by hornedfrogs45 on Sep 4, 2010 4:02 PM CDT reply actions  

In the first inning

Balls/strikes resulted directly in five runs scored. There is no debating the point.

You can argue that Colby doesn’t look good otherwise, but those five runs should have never happened.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bad zones happen, adjust

Horrible pitches to Thome and Tolbert. inexcusable

by Heebs on Sep 4, 2010 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bad zones don't have to happen, that's the point.

And how do you adjust to having a guy walk on you when he should have struck out to end the inning?

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bad zones do have to happen

That is part of the game, the human element is there in this games structure. Deal with it. 3 of those runs happened because of a terrible pitch to a terrible hitter.

by Heebs on Sep 4, 2010 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

You have yet to say anything even remotely addressing the fact that it never should have happened to begin with.

It is not unreasonable to expect umpires to do their jobs well.

Every single game we see the same shit over and over again with inconsistent zones, strikes called as balls and vice versa, and there is no end in sight.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why would I address that "fact"

This current umpires zone is what it is. It may be imperfect but it is the zone of today.

If what you say is true, that “we see the same shit over and over again” then what “we are seeing” is probably what we should expect. You are making a case for changing the rules, not adjusting to the current rules. Of course, that case is useless because those rules won’t change in the next month or likely in the next decade.

Do you think the Rangers get “screwed” more than other teams?

by Heebs on Sep 4, 2010 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

If I did, my belief would be based purely on anecdotal evidence, since I don't watch every single game.

But the level of incompetence we have seen in our games alone is enough to justify a complete change in the structure of the game, if that’s what it takes.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Once again

do you think the Rangers get “screwed” more than other teams?

by Heebs on Sep 4, 2010 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

What point are you trying to make here?

What difference does it make if I do or do not believe that?

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Point

My point is that both teams have to deal with “this problem”. The Human Element is part of every sport. It happens in basketball, football, baseball, etc. Sometimes it helps you, sometimes it helps you.

As horned frog is pointing out, the “bad” strike zone is working against both pitchers. Yet Pavano has a shutout and Lewis is STBF. The difference is that Lewis has been punished when he’s thrown meatballs to Thome and Tolbert. That is the problem with Lewis today, not the umpire.

Blame Colby, not the umpire. The umpire isn’t the reason for nine runs on eight hits.

by Heebs on Sep 4, 2010 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

I meant

sometimes it helps you, sometimes it hurts you

by Heebs on Sep 4, 2010 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Exactly

In an ideal world, balls and strikes would never be wrong. But they are. And to your ideal scenario of using technology, do you watch football? Half of the time, the camera angle makes it impossible to determine the actual result of the play.

Now, that problem wouldn’t occur as often in football (no pads, play usually is between two players, not four or five like in football), but it still would happen.

And you also have to take into account the height of certain players. What’s a strike for one player is a ball for another. There’s too many variables to rid the game of umpires.

Fuck Arias

by hornedfrogs45 on Sep 4, 2010 4:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pavano

Low strikes were being called balls for Pavano, too.

Fuck Arias

by hornedfrogs45 on Sep 4, 2010 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

So Aquaman

In conclusion, the umpire’s strike zone a little off, but he’s been consistent towards both pitchers.

Fuck Arias

by hornedfrogs45 on Sep 4, 2010 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rangers pitchers giving up big hits to shitty hitters. WTF

Big hit to Hardy yesterday and today. Triple to Tolbert.

Seriously, WTF

by Heebs on Sep 4, 2010 4:03 PM CDT reply actions  

The argument now is what, Lewis vs Hunter for #3 in the playoffs?

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Sep 4, 2010 4:05 PM CDT reply actions  

That's a dumb argument.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

No

At least, there shouldn’t be any argument about that.

by Adam J. Morris on Sep 4, 2010 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

I vote Hunter, but not just because Colby has sucked the last 2 starts.

I just am going on who I have more faith in. But my opinion dosen’t ammount to a hill of beans.

by FBH22 on Sep 4, 2010 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why in the world would you have more faith in Hunter?

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

No real reason

I know that when Hunter sucks’ he sucks like Colby today. He just seems like a bulldog who the guys play hard behind.

by FBH22 on Sep 4, 2010 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

And you don't think Colby is a bulldog or that he plays the game hard.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes I think he plays the game very hard.

I was not tryinhg to knock Colby at all. I just have always felt good about watching Hunter take the mound. I know that Colby is supposed to be the better pitcher & will start game 3.

by FBH22 on Sep 4, 2010 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's not "supposed to be the better pitcher," he is the better pitcher.

In every way that counts.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm glad you're here.

You can do this way more politely than me.

by Arson55 on Sep 4, 2010 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

I doubt it.

I’m about to blow a gasket about this game.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

I just switched it off.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Sep 4, 2010 4:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

I respect your opinion

& you are right. He is better in everything except wins & loses, but that is not a fair way to messure a pitchers success. One way I like to gauge them is in Team wins & losses, not the individuals.

by FBH22 on Sep 4, 2010 4:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ok, now you're being ridiculous.

How is it fair to gauge them by team wins and losses? How could it EVER be “fair” to gauge an individual by how his team plays around him?

Imagine a scenario for me where you have two pitchers.

Pitcher number 1 goes nine innings every single game and gives up one run every single game, but his team never scores runs for him.

Pitcher number 2 goes five innings every single game, gives up seven runs, but his team scores eight every time he takes the mound.

Pitcher number 1 gets 35 starts and goes 0-35. Pitcher 2 gets 35 starts and goes 35-0.

By your metric, it would be “fair” to say the second pitcher is better than the first. But you would be an absolute imbecile to do so, do you agree?

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

That is the funniest thing I have read on here

That would never happen. Baseball always has a way of balancing out. For every linedrive that gets caught a Texas leauger drops in for a hit. If a pitcher is good on a good team then he will be successful over the season. Obvousley you are looking for an argument because of how the game is going. Colby wil get the start in game 3 & you & I both know it. I will take my chances rooting for Lewis to beat AJ Burnett or Andy Pettite at home. So whatever made you want to pick a fight with me it is not going to happen.

by FBH22 on Sep 4, 2010 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm "picking a fight" because your argument is retarded.

You are right that what I said would never happen, but it is the logical extension of the argument that we should judge them not by what they actually do, but by the success of the team.

You yourself admitted that Colby is better than Hunter in “everything except wins & losses.” Well then why would you want a pitcher who you admit to be inferior (Hunter) over him?

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ok this is my last response to you

I said Hunter because Lewis has had some bad mojo going on for awhile & I don’t like to negative feeling I get when he takes the mound. If he can turn things around & get some good luck then maybe my feelings will change. But my feelings or opinion don’t mean shit & I don’t care that you want to fight. I’m not here to argue every comment with every guy on here like you are wanting to do. I am sorry if I offended you & I am trying to be respectful & not call people names like you have towards me.

by FBH22 on Sep 4, 2010 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

I honestly don't give a rat's ass about your intentions.

But you should get off the cross if you want to hang out around LSB.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 4:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'll be okay

but maybe you need to find the cross

by FBH22 on Sep 4, 2010 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Weak.

You know absolutely nothing about me, how about you avoid the presuppositions about faith or salvation?

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 4:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well

I do know that you walk on water. This implies quite a bit, AmIRight?

/jokeaboutaquaman

by Heebs on Sep 4, 2010 4:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Common misconception.

I control sea life, I do not walk on water.

Though maybe I could if I had turtles to ride on…

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Leave before things get ugly newb

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Sep 4, 2010 4:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Glad to see you here too.

Now if there is anymore Colby sucks shit we can really go to town.

by Arson55 on Sep 4, 2010 4:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was hoping you'd be around to see this convo.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 4:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm numb to it already.

8 games up is so much less fun than 10, just like 15 games over .500 is less fun than 17 or 20.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Too close to call, though I'm not sure Cuddyer ever tagged him.

How about we not hit shitty grounders?

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 4:09 PM CDT reply actions  

We're lucky we got the Young "infield hit" in the first.

Else we’d be getting perfecto’d right now through 4 innings.

46 pitches for Pavano.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 4:11 PM CDT reply actions  

just turned this bitch of a game on.

WTF Colby totally shit the bed in the 1st?

we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"

by eclou on Sep 4, 2010 4:13 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm getting pretty fucking sick of this shit from you

There’s no room here for needlessly being a dick. You honesty get more fulfillment out of being able to say “I told you so” than this team’s successes. So fuck you.

by dolphinpuncher on Sep 4, 2010 4:20 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

To which post were you attempting to reply?

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

pate's mongering bullshit

Which he tries to write off as some form of constructive criticism.

by dolphinpuncher on Sep 4, 2010 4:27 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Wash is conceding.

Guzman in for Andrus.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 4:14 PM CDT reply actions  

Oh, great.

Andrus has tightness in his hamstring.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 4:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

but...but.....this team was awesome in June!!

That means we are the best team ever!!

We will dominate in the playoffs!!

/the Naive

Just wait.....you'll see.....

by b.pate on Sep 4, 2010 4:16 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Troll.

Nobody said we “are the best team ever” or that we will “dominate in the playoffs.”

We aren’t as bad as we look now or as good as we looked then.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

WE HAVE BEEN INJURED

WE’RE JUST NOW GETTING OUR GUYS BACK AND WE’RE ON CRUISE CONTROL

BUT WE SUCK. WE REALLY SUCK AND WE’RE NOT GOING TO DO ANYTHING IN THE PLAYOFFS

/ The Stupid.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

My blog: That's baseball for you

by iorange555 on Sep 4, 2010 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

2 minutes to light up.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Sep 4, 2010 4:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

never seen a team with so many tight hamstrings, who is the conditioning guy

Baseball ain't like football. You can't make up no trick plays. ~Yogi Berra

by bballfan57 on Sep 4, 2010 4:16 PM CDT reply actions  

so is Lewis's effort

Booable today?

I soloed in the Mile High Club!

by horsedooty on Sep 4, 2010 4:20 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Thome, Rangers DH 2011

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Sep 4, 2010 4:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Colby Lewis

You are a piece of shit

by Heebs on Sep 4, 2010 4:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Kinslerhomer hijack your account?

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Sep 4, 2010 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

No

I live in Minnesota and am going to have to listen to all these Minnesota fans talk about how great the Twins are and how crappy the Rangers are.

This series was ours to take and our players decided to play like shit.

I’m pissed off.

by Heebs on Sep 4, 2010 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

I am a dick?

In one of the most important series of the year did i go in and pitch like a minor leaguer? This is a game that Colby needed to have it, and he brought the stuff that he had back in 2005/2006.

by Heebs on Sep 4, 2010 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

So you're going to call one of the best pitchers the Rangers have had in years a piece of shit for a bad game?

That sounds kinda dickish. Just sayin’.

I would have accepted Lewis is playing like shit today, or some derivation. But to flat out call him a piece of shit? I’ll stand by my statement.

by Arson55 on Sep 4, 2010 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

9 runs, Jesus Christ.

Not even through the fourth fucking inning.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 4:22 PM CDT reply actions  

I feel better

I just beaned A-Rod in the knee on MLB 10 The Show with Feliz, and had to be taken out of the game. VICTORY

Fuck Arias

by hornedfrogs45 on Sep 4, 2010 4:23 PM CDT reply actions  

OMFG

we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"

by eclou on Sep 4, 2010 4:23 PM CDT reply actions  

The only thing that

would console me is Rice upsetting Texas

Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules

by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 4, 2010 4:23 PM CDT reply actions  

so is this

what we have to look forward to in OCT?

I soloed in the Mile High Club!

by horsedooty on Sep 4, 2010 4:24 PM CDT reply actions  

No, it's not.

It’s what you have to watch today, September 4, 2010. It has very little predictive ability for a game to be played in over one month under completely different conditions.

The Twins will almost certainly win this game, but it doesn’t mean they will win any games should the teams meet again. And we should hope that they do meet again in the playoffs, because it means we are in the ALCS against a team we can certainly beat.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fuck that, it's not about being positive.

Because I’m certainly not that.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

We are shtting the bed fantastic

Toki: Clowns are, statistically, the most hated of all creatures.
Skwisgaar: Statisticallies or not, but, uh, just don'ts likes this guy.

by Dr.Rockso on Sep 4, 2010 4:26 PM CDT reply actions  

I DO COCAAAAIIINNNEEE!!!!

yes, the cama is full of caca

Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules

by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 4, 2010 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

wow a run

Toki: Clowns are, statistically, the most hated of all creatures.
Skwisgaar: Statisticallies or not, but, uh, just don'ts likes this guy.

by Dr.Rockso on Sep 4, 2010 4:33 PM CDT reply actions  

HITS!!! RUNS!!! RALLIES!!!

Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules

by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 4, 2010 4:33 PM CDT reply actions  

While we've got the Angrydome up and runnings

Fuck the USDA and fuck Bengie fucking Molina for being so unbelievably slow.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 4:35 PM CDT reply actions  

WOW

just when I though Benji couldnt get any slower

Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules

by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 4, 2010 4:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Benji moves?

I kinda thought he just warped reality around him due to his own mass.

by Arson55 on Sep 4, 2010 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

I can't believe a major league baseball player was thrown out on that play.

He is unfathomably slow.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

fat fuck ruins the rally

Toki: Clowns are, statistically, the most hated of all creatures.
Skwisgaar: Statisticallies or not, but, uh, just don'ts likes this guy.

by Dr.Rockso on Sep 4, 2010 4:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Seriously

Why is Molina still on this team. He sucks so bad.

by Heebs on Sep 4, 2010 4:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Hot dog eating contests, sure.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Borbon batting third now, this'll be great.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 4:37 PM CDT reply actions  

OH, AND NOW YOU CHOOSE TO GET MOLINA OUT OF THE GAME.

Great job, right after he destroys the closest thing we’ve seen to a rally.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 4:37 PM CDT reply actions  

And it's Molina's fault.

That’s who I chose to blame at least.

But that’s because I hate him.

by Arson55 on Sep 4, 2010 4:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

I also hate him.

We can be friends.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 4:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

I thought UT was redshirting Jeffcoat.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Sep 4, 2010 4:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Yeah that was never going to happen.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 4:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

OT: Barbie Carpenter cut by the Rams today.

Pat White cut by the Dolphins.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 4:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Willie Parker cut as well, Leinart too!

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Sep 4, 2010 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Willie Parker blows nutsack.

He can’t do anything other than run fast in a straight line.

And what hasn’t already been said about Leinart?

by Arson55 on Sep 4, 2010 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Even then good is debatable.

There was just more space open in front of him for him to run really fast into. He has no moves, not much power; he’s just fast.

by Arson55 on Sep 4, 2010 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Alright

heading off to Cowboys Stadjum. GO TCU WOOO

Fuck Arias

by hornedfrogs45 on Sep 4, 2010 4:46 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm feeling a twinge of hope

or perhaps that’s just indigestion

we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"

by eclou on Sep 4, 2010 4:47 PM CDT reply actions  

I was switched off, what did he do this time?

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 4:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

ditto

somebody tell us what he did

by shroomer on Sep 4, 2010 4:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

he ran right into a tag at third. no out he was on second,lazy grounder to third

he assumed the third baseman would throw to first and started running to third.third baseman saw and ran right at him and tagged him. he did not even attempt to get in rundown to see if batter could move up to second

by CW13 on Sep 4, 2010 4:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

This team needs serious accountability

And Wash is hardly the man to give it to them.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 4:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

He get thrown out on the basepaths?

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Sep 4, 2010 4:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Tightness in his hamstrings.

Josh is out after hitting the wall in right-center, but he didn’t leave immediately.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 4:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

gameday said leg injury

we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"

by eclou on Sep 4, 2010 4:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wonderful Harden..................

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Sep 4, 2010 4:53 PM CDT reply actions  

At least he's not throwing to the Round Mound of Fucking Terrible Behind the Plate.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 4:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hope that name catches on.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Sep 4, 2010 4:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's the RMoFTBtP.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 4:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Leaning Tower of Pizza

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Sep 4, 2010 4:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

still like

Fatlina

"If Nolan Ryan hadn't been born, Larry McMurtry would have made him up."
----Kevin Sherrington of the Dallas Morning News to Bud Selig.

by beaudog on Sep 4, 2010 5:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

I wish they'd stop showing Molina "running."

I just ate a snack, don’t want it to come back up.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 4:55 PM CDT reply actions  

I want to see Wash get tossed for arguing balls/strikes one time.

Just one time when one of our pitchers gets squeezed.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 4:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'd like to see Kirkman give 'er a go.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2010 4:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

So would I

Isn’t he supposed to be given a chance in spring training to start next season?

by FBH22 on Sep 4, 2010 4:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

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