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Game 137 Game Day Thread

Texas Rangers at Toronto Blue Jays, Sep 6, 2010 12:07 PM CDT


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Going to the airport..when I come back it better be good.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Sep 6, 2010 11:08 AM CDT reply actions  

Against Ricky Romero?

Ugh. Ugh. Ugh.

"Nothing is impossible to a willing heart."

by coolaid on Sep 6, 2010 11:17 AM CDT reply actions  

Don't worry we have Frency now.

We could all use a little more MANTIS in our lives.!

by RA Dickey on Sep 6, 2010 11:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

OK. I'm recording

So nobody say anything about the game.

That's why they call them business sox

by egriffey on Sep 6, 2010 11:24 AM CDT reply actions  

This place scares the bejeebus outta me.

I hate toronto more than I hate minnesota.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by IrishP1 on Sep 6, 2010 11:24 AM CDT reply actions  

Ugh.....

1. Ian Kinsler, 2B

2. Michael Young, 3B

3. Nelson Cruz, LF

4. Vladimir Guerrero, DH

5. Jeff Francouer, RF

6. Jorge Cantu, 1B

7. David Murphy, CF

8. Taylor Teagarden, C

9. Andres Blanco, SS

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Sep 6, 2010 11:26 AM CDT reply actions  

That defense is so bad

And the offense……

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Sep 6, 2010 11:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

Ok, Hammy is out, Elvis is out, and Borbon should sit against LHP

Who else ya’ got?

I don’t like it either, but reality is a bitch.

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Sep 6, 2010 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

That is the worst 5-6 ever

That is the most above average 7-9 ever. Hope Blanco didn’t forget how to hit.

by liamluong on Sep 6, 2010 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

Why do we keep consistently putting Murphy in the bottom of the lineup?

A couple days of batting 3rd notwithstanding – I’m getting fucking sick of seeing Wash plug Murph behind Molina in the 6 hole, or now the 7th spot.

On the bright side, Murph should be leading off or batting 2nd every inning he hits

Section 239, Row 1, Seats 1&2

by JayAhre on Sep 6, 2010 11:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure I can be upset about this lineup.

Yeah, there might be minor problems here and there, but at least Wash is attempting to switch things up to get guys going.

Without Josh, I like Cruz in the three spot. Without Elvis, I like Kinsler leading off.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 6, 2010 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

Flip Frecnhy and Murphy, put Moreland at 1B

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Sep 6, 2010 11:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

I forgot about that.

Cantu in our lineup is stupid, the guy flat-out can’t hit.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 6, 2010 11:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

At least we don't have STBF Guz

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Sep 6, 2010 11:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

Who got two hits yesterday, if you recall.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 6, 2010 11:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

SSS heh

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Sep 6, 2010 11:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

I don't have a problem playing Guzman

He is, in all likelihood, better than Blanco.

But don’t bat him leadoff when you have Kinsler available. That’s just dumb.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 6, 2010 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

Ya, Blanco should be 3B, SS, 2B backup.

Guzman 2B at this point in his career.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Sep 6, 2010 11:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

eh

Murphy isn’t very good against lefties – 7 hole is fine

Go Rice Owls!

by JBImaknee on Sep 6, 2010 11:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

He's been pretty good this season, though I know he hasn't for his career.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 6, 2010 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

He's hit lefties better than righties this year

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Sep 6, 2010 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

SSS heh

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Sep 6, 2010 11:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

hehz

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Sep 6, 2010 12:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

I just threw up in my own mouth

in some countries that is considered a delicaey
/ Ben Stiller, Dodgeball

by FBH22 on Sep 6, 2010 12:28 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Yay!
aandro The #Rangers have purchased the contract of Esteban German and designated Alex Cora for assignment.

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Sep 6, 2010 11:35 AM CDT reply actions  

is that a sarcastic "yay!"?

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by IrishP1 on Sep 6, 2010 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

Nope

German can run unlike Cora

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Sep 6, 2010 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

Melvin Mora?

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by IrishP1 on Sep 6, 2010 11:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

you can book it

Certainly someone in Vegas could get 10-1 odds on that combination of rare events happening

Go Rice Owls!

by JBImaknee on Sep 6, 2010 11:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

Let's see how long the golf swing stays away from the lead off spot.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Sep 6, 2010 11:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

Why does there always seem to be a couple okra’s thrown into my french fries whenever I get chicken?

by Mike E on Sep 6, 2010 11:57 AM CDT reply actions  

Okra fried properly is amazing.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Sep 6, 2010 11:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

Only homegrown & homemade

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Sep 6, 2010 12:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Core we hardly knew thy

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Sep 6, 2010 12:03 PM CDT reply actions  

Knew him so little

we forgot how to spell his name

by Cav0 on Sep 6, 2010 12:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lol Hunter

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Sep 6, 2010 12:05 PM CDT reply actions  

I don't feel good about Hunter vs. the Toronto Bombers.

His propensity to give up moon shots scares me.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 6, 2010 12:05 PM CDT reply actions  

Oh fuck you once again, Marquez.

You weren’t even looking at the call, you fucking douche.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 6, 2010 12:06 PM CDT reply actions  

Angry TAG

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Sep 6, 2010 12:07 PM CDT reply actions  

I love it.

He’s absolutely right. I still can’t believe that even happened, such bullshit.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 6, 2010 12:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Me too

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Sep 6, 2010 12:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Angry TAG makes the day slightly better.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Sep 6, 2010 12:07 PM CDT reply actions  

TAG rant

and now the horse is dead and we can all move on.

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Sep 6, 2010 12:09 PM CDT reply actions  

wow..

that was awesome…then sucked.

so close to 1st and 2nd or 3rd

by Doc Mabee on Sep 6, 2010 12:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Young grounding the first pitch into a should-have-been DP.

Some things never change.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 6, 2010 12:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Home plate ump is quite demonstrative.

And that stadium is fucking empty.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 6, 2010 12:10 PM CDT reply actions  

Wise stopped running

He should have had that easily.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 6, 2010 12:11 PM CDT reply actions  

It's the first inning.

There have been only three batters.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 6, 2010 12:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

"pining for the fiords"

lovely Monty Python reference by Lewin there.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by IrishP1 on Sep 6, 2010 12:12 PM CDT reply actions  

Good morning, eh?

Wow, a really early game. Pity XM hasn’t turned on the audio; I really like the Blue Jays radio guys.

by Wes M on Sep 6, 2010 12:13 PM CDT reply actions  

He almost just had a three-run bomb.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 6, 2010 12:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

hand grenades and horseshoes

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by IrishP1 on Sep 6, 2010 12:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

To answer your question, I probably will be at the BU/TCU game.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 6, 2010 12:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

heh.

thanks.

Are you gleaming after Saturday’s performance?

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by IrishP1 on Sep 6, 2010 12:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Eh, after I was actually able to watch the game, I feel better about it than I did from the box score alone.

Baylor left at least 21 points on the board with stupid penalties, dropped passes, and whatever else. I was impressed with what I saw of the defense, so that’s encouraging.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 6, 2010 12:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes he did.

I hear that he leads the league in those. I’m glad we got him.

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Sep 6, 2010 12:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

PADMY is chippy today, I'll have to take this into consideration.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 6, 2010 12:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'll take any indications we can get that Romero isn't going to throw nine innings of 12K ball against us.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 6, 2010 12:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

true

Wish somebody else had been in that spot, though.

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Sep 6, 2010 12:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, Cantu would have been much better.

Oh wait.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 6, 2010 12:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was impressed with Young leadershipping his right off Romero.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 6, 2010 12:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Glad you noticed that.

Nobody talks about his leadership. It’s a shame.

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Sep 6, 2010 12:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ooooooooooo, love having Kinsler back.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 6, 2010 12:17 PM CDT reply actions  

ooooooooooooooooooh

the Spinarooni!!!!

Booker T would be impressed.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by IrishP1 on Sep 6, 2010 12:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Should be tested every week without exception.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 6, 2010 12:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't know.

But when a guy comes out and Brady Anderson the fuck out of an entire season, you have to at least be suspicious.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 6, 2010 12:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Brady Andersons, I mean.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 6, 2010 12:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Can't profile.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Sep 6, 2010 12:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

heh

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Sep 6, 2010 12:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

heh Brady Anderson!

And I don’t think they do.. they just do random tests to random people now.

I believe they’re doing it somewhat regularly..but not to every player.. players still could not be tested for years.

by Mike E on Sep 6, 2010 12:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

1,2,3

me likey.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by IrishP1 on Sep 6, 2010 12:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Vernon Wells sigh

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Sep 6, 2010 12:22 PM CDT reply actions  

OH WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK ABOUT YOUNG AND WELLS BEING BEST FRIENDS?

How is it at all relevant?

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 6, 2010 12:23 PM CDT reply actions  

You tell them Man of Aqua

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Sep 6, 2010 12:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

4 pitches, two outs.

Hacktastic at its finest.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 6, 2010 12:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, that is incredibly relevant.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 6, 2010 12:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

TeaKarden

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Sep 6, 2010 12:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Taylor Teabag, STFD

Good god I’ve never seen such a shitty bat get so many chances

"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha

by booyakasha on Sep 6, 2010 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

So

You wanted Molina to start today?

by Adam J. Morris on Sep 6, 2010 12:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

This may start a hate-booya war, but over TT, all day

"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha

by booyakasha on Sep 6, 2010 12:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Damn, I was just about to comment about his defense being better

but his bat isn’t good enough. Oh well

"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha

by booyakasha on Sep 6, 2010 12:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, you are the same guy who wouldn't do a straight-up Moreland for Butler trade.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 6, 2010 12:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not goind to live that one down, everything else I say will

be taken w/ a grain. Fuck it, I wouldn’t have made it my sig if I didn’t need the humble pie

"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha

by booyakasha on Sep 6, 2010 12:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Treanor has a 625 OPS this year

Teagarden has a 604 OPS.

I don’t think Treanor has a significant edge on Teagarden defensively.

by Adam J. Morris on Sep 6, 2010 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I’d have just as soon started Molina, with a lefty on the mound.

I don’t think starting Teagarden instead, though, is that big of a deal.

by Adam J. Morris on Sep 6, 2010 12:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Remember when Ian and Nellie came back?

And the team seemed to have that moxie again?

Fuck, it just disappeared in like 3 days.

by liamluong on Sep 6, 2010 12:25 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm over that series.

Game two was the only one where we weren’t in a position to win the game in the ninth inning.

Game one sucked ass because it never should have happened and Holland should have been through the seventh with only two runs scored on dinky doubles in the first.

Game three sucked ass because Marquez decided to completely forget how the game works and make a call that most people have never even seen before.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 6, 2010 12:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

7 pitches seen in the second inning.

Just let Romero come back easily from his 19-pitch first.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 6, 2010 12:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Gotta love hate teagarden

by steel home on Sep 6, 2010 12:25 PM CDT reply actions  

remind me again why TT is playing?

we already hurt without Josh and Elvis, no reason to hurt ourselves more

by steel home on Sep 6, 2010 12:26 PM CDT reply actions  

Because Bengie Molina is SOOOOO much better.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 6, 2010 12:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

hes better isn't he, so he should play

treanor is also better so if you want to give bengie a day off, let him play

by steel home on Sep 6, 2010 12:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Young was holding hands with Anderson off third base on that play, apparently.

(Yes, I know Anderson has no reason to be on the field right now).

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 6, 2010 12:28 PM CDT reply actions  

The wheels are off.

/really old drop

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Sep 6, 2010 12:30 PM CDT reply actions  

That little soft patch of fur.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Sep 6, 2010 12:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

DP DP DP

"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha

by booyakasha on Sep 6, 2010 12:30 PM CDT reply actions  

c'mon

finish him…2 strikes.

by Doc Mabee on Sep 6, 2010 12:32 PM CDT reply actions  

This

"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha

by booyakasha on Sep 6, 2010 12:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Goddamn to the goddamn goddamn

"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan

by Conjunction on Sep 6, 2010 12:33 PM CDT reply actions  

ha

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Sep 6, 2010 12:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

gosh

seriously..what’s wrong with you people. heh.

by Mike E on Sep 6, 2010 12:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

The gym was rockin' this AM..

Lots of older hotties.

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29

by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 6, 2010 12:34 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Hrmm

you can have them. I’m not into cougars AT ALL.

"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan

by Conjunction on Sep 6, 2010 12:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

But you're 21. Apparently you don't become interested

in hearing about her kids’ soccer practice until you’re in your late 20’s

"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha

by booyakasha on Sep 6, 2010 12:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

WTF MF?

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Sep 6, 2010 12:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Nadel:

“I could not believe my eyes.”

by jcAustin on Sep 6, 2010 12:34 PM CDT reply actions  

That was a poor play by Teagarden

But I’m curious as to why no one was yelling at him to go to first.

by Adam J. Morris on Sep 6, 2010 12:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Tommy was.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 6, 2010 12:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Reflex?

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29

by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 6, 2010 12:38 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Then

the throw probably went into right field, since the catcher is running, and the run scores anyway.

by ACWNS09 on Sep 6, 2010 12:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

if the ball gets farther away, it could have been a closer play or simply pulled cantu off the bag

you cant assume the runs scores so someone must cover home as you are taught when you start piitching

by RQ on Sep 6, 2010 12:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

That was an epically-stupid play.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 6, 2010 12:35 PM CDT reply actions  

If we lose 1-0 in this game, I might go on a pearing rampage worthy of Dirk's wildest dreams.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 6, 2010 12:35 PM CDT reply actions  

That would be epic.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Sep 6, 2010 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Anyone in austin (TWC) getting the game

Im assuming they, yet again, decided to fuck rangers fans

Josey Wales is stupid

by Horns130 on Sep 6, 2010 12:37 PM CDT reply actions  

Can we buy a Hyperbaric Chamber and just have our guys stay in there till game time.

The injurings are killer.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Sep 6, 2010 12:38 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm not sure what good that would do.

Hamilton doesn’t have the bends, he hurt his ribcage.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 6, 2010 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hate not having Labor day off from school.

Thanks ACU

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Sep 6, 2010 12:38 PM CDT reply actions  

That's weird

"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha

by booyakasha on Sep 6, 2010 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

We get a one day "fall break"

Most schools have both.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Sep 6, 2010 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

WTF?

Although Mizzou only gets labor day off. We don’t have any other 3 day weekends all year.

by mizzou918 on Sep 6, 2010 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

My high school Spanish teacher

Went to ACU. Man, he was obsessed with that school. I’ve only driven through Abilene once. And that was only to get on I-20. I RAN OVER AN ARMADILLO

by liamluong on Sep 6, 2010 12:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lubbock: Come for the ugly stucco buildings, stay because of the lithium in the water.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 6, 2010 12:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lived there my whole life, do everything possible to not drink the tap water

or attend Tech, or get hooked up with the rash of raiders.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Sep 6, 2010 12:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

The rash of raiders? Ya, sounds like a dangerous hook up indeed

"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha

by booyakasha on Sep 6, 2010 12:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Raider rash heh

that didn’t work as i had planned.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Sep 6, 2010 12:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

You messed it up

You were supposed to come up with a slogan for Odessa or San Angelo.

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Sep 6, 2010 12:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Odessa: We are still in the oil bust.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Sep 6, 2010 12:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Midland: We still have our money.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Sep 6, 2010 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lubbock: At least we aren't Amarillo.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Sep 6, 2010 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Cisco: All the students spend their time in Abilene.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Sep 6, 2010 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ranger: Because I couldn't even get to Cisco

"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha

by booyakasha on Sep 6, 2010 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mineral Wells: Because we eat shit and sell

rich city boys PK land

"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha

by booyakasha on Sep 6, 2010 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thurber: We used to have industry, now we just have this restaurant.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Sep 6, 2010 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ranger: Where meth is their leading industry

Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.

by Texas Jihad on Sep 6, 2010 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hate A&M and I went to Tarleton

most people there don’t like A&M

Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.

by Texas Jihad on Sep 6, 2010 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Have Hard8 that's all it has going for it, Stephenville that is.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Sep 6, 2010 12:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

That and a bunch slutty 5s and 6s

Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.

by Texas Jihad on Sep 6, 2010 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Really?

Every time I go through there all I see is trucks with A&M decals on the windows.

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Sep 6, 2010 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well since I spent 5 years

there I will let me make the call on it….although there is still are a small percentage (probably 15% or so) who were too dumb to get into A&M so they ended up at Tarleton

Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.

by Texas Jihad on Sep 6, 2010 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, I am there now.

Hopefully, for just 3 semesters. It is cheap compared to what I spent for 4 semesters at OK State.

by casew on Sep 6, 2010 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Its only fun if you have a good

group of friends to party with…I did so I loved it. You have to find stupid shit to do to entertain yourself though

Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.

by Texas Jihad on Sep 6, 2010 1:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

The lithium is probably one of the reasons everyone remembers their time at Tech so fondly.

Could also be that they miss finger-painting time in Honors English 4303.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 6, 2010 12:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why would anyone go to Michigan?

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Sep 6, 2010 12:39 PM CDT reply actions  

They're big fans of organized labor?

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 6, 2010 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

I mean the University of

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Sep 6, 2010 12:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

misery loves company

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by IrishP1 on Sep 6, 2010 12:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Because they like practicing more than the NCAA rules allow?

/ducks

"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha

by booyakasha on Sep 6, 2010 12:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

And losing under an overrated coach.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 6, 2010 12:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

So apparently Blanco is our 4th catcher...

Do you think the FO would try to take a look at him more at C?

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29

by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 6, 2010 12:39 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

I'm relatively sure that we would already know if he could play C at a replacement level.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 6, 2010 12:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't mind Blanco playing C

He seems to be showing a great work ethic with the way he’s stepped up for the organization recently.

by liamluong on Sep 6, 2010 12:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

This late in the season tho? Or is that a 2011 thing?

"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha

by booyakasha on Sep 6, 2010 12:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was thinking more of an offseason transition to playing more catcher.

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29

by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 6, 2010 12:43 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

I wouldn't mind Blanco playing C

He seems to be showing a great work ethic with the way he’s stepped up for the organization recently.

by liamluong on Sep 6, 2010 12:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

But would you mind Blanco playing C?

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 6, 2010 12:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

No Elvis until Wednesday at the earliest, Dammit!

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Sep 6, 2010 12:40 PM CDT reply actions  

hahaha

2 thrown bats by blanco…

by Doc Mabee on Sep 6, 2010 12:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice BB, BBlanco

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Sep 6, 2010 12:41 PM CDT reply actions  

Hey, the fucking moron HF is back!

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 6, 2010 12:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lol

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Sep 6, 2010 12:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not sure why I would

I want you to go to Hell.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 6, 2010 12:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Andy Dufresne appreciates your maintenance of hope.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 6, 2010 12:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Let's not do religion or politics.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Sep 6, 2010 12:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

"Fucking moron" was so last week, champ.

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29

by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 6, 2010 12:44 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Remember when The Sosa hit that bomb in Toronto a couple year back??

Good times.

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29

by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 6, 2010 12:42 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Remember when we were so excited about Ian and Nellie coming back....

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Sep 6, 2010 12:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Then the next day we lose Josh & Elvis

I’d trade Nellie & Ian for Josh & Elvis.

by FBH22 on Sep 6, 2010 12:49 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Don't speak until spoken to.

(I’m not speaking to you)

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Sep 6, 2010 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

So...

Make him throw.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 6, 2010 12:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

x
dkaplanSBJ Reporting in SBJ this morning that that the NFL will revamp how it licenses apparel, meaning Reebok’s total league deal all but done

by octoberty on Sep 6, 2010 12:44 PM CDT reply actions  

It will still be tightly controlled, too much money

"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha

by booyakasha on Sep 6, 2010 12:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Cue Under Armour.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Sep 6, 2010 12:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Under armour needs to stick to making college jerseys.

I shiver at the thought of them designing a pro uniform.

Think UFL.

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29

by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 6, 2010 12:47 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

It wouldn't surprise me to seem them go after it,

but that might be a couple of years off. I thought Nike did a better job. NFL jerseys are pretty much set in stone (ie colors, design, and so on).

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Sep 6, 2010 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

x
dkaplanSBJ NFL will create categories, including youth, coaches, onfield, headwear and performance and license each one

by octoberty on Sep 6, 2010 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

First pitch double play.

Is Cruz not on board with making a pitcher who has walked two work a little?

by Philar on Sep 6, 2010 12:45 PM CDT reply actions  

Nelly will never be good again

Trade him for Rasmus straight up, tender Frenchy and platoon him with Murph

by octoberty on Sep 6, 2010 12:45 PM CDT reply actions  

suckings

going on…can we change angrydome…to depressedome?

by Doc Mabee on Sep 6, 2010 12:45 PM CDT reply actions  

At least we get to see our fantastic bottom of the lineup next inning.

I’m excited for Frenchy, Cantu, Murphy.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 6, 2010 12:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Don't talk shit about Murph like that

"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha

by booyakasha on Sep 6, 2010 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why do we have to platoon Moreland and Cantu.

Cantu has shown nothing, give Moreland all chances to see if he’s got this.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Sep 6, 2010 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

OT: David Stein hates cilantro too, and I was awake when the Rivas news came down

“This message brought to you by insomnia.”

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Sep 6, 2010 12:47 PM CDT reply actions  

I may have gotten 2 hours

Damn, and I had a long list of chores today…now, not so much.

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Sep 6, 2010 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

This team is so shitty right now

I can’t believe how upset I am about a team 8 games up in the division. I’m nearly depreseed

by Heebs on Sep 6, 2010 12:48 PM CDT reply actions  

That would be funny if I hadn't already said it earlier in the thread.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 6, 2010 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

i was not on when he batted earlier

plus when you do this something as ridiculous as hitting more this year as you have in the last 3 years combined you need to be drug tested 3 times as week

by RQ on Sep 6, 2010 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dangings

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Sep 6, 2010 12:49 PM CDT reply actions  

Slept in a woke up to a wild pitch

I’d much rather wake up to a fatty

Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules

by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 6, 2010 12:50 PM CDT reply actions  

Tommy needs more Red Face!

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Sep 6, 2010 12:50 PM CDT reply actions  

WINS DON'T MEAN CRAP DANGIT GOSH

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Sep 6, 2010 12:51 PM CDT reply actions  

THROW STRIKES, TOMMY!

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 6, 2010 12:52 PM CDT reply actions  

Um...

"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha

by booyakasha on Sep 6, 2010 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

He is.

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Sep 6, 2010 12:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, because that's exactly what I wanted him to do

Lace a meatball right down the pipe.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 6, 2010 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

How, by not wanting him to walk people?

Throwing strikes != giving up meatball home runs.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 6, 2010 12:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Motherfucker

Are we still in Minnesota?

Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules

by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 6, 2010 12:53 PM CDT reply actions  

AH WHAT THE HELL PEARINGS PEARINGS PEARINGS GOSH DANGIT PEARINGS

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Sep 6, 2010 12:53 PM CDT reply actions  

Vernon fucking Wells.

I’m not even gonna say anything.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by IrishP1 on Sep 6, 2010 12:53 PM CDT reply actions  

Ballgame.

Tommy Hunter against a team that leads the league in home runs, color me shocked.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 6, 2010 12:53 PM CDT reply actions  

We have turf over here in the AL fucker!

"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha

by booyakasha on Sep 6, 2010 12:53 PM CDT reply actions  

Oh for the love of Christ Francouer.

Say hello to 13 games over .500.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 6, 2010 12:54 PM CDT reply actions  

This game needs more of this:

http://mp3twit.com/1rW

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Sep 6, 2010 12:54 PM CDT reply actions  

Oh Frenchy, you just might have sealed your own fate.

shoot me already.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by IrishP1 on Sep 6, 2010 12:54 PM CDT reply actions  

this team is horrible right now.

it would not surprise me if our division lead is down to 4 pretty soon

by death of the cool on Sep 6, 2010 12:54 PM CDT reply actions  

wow

that ball bounced so fucking high haha

by Elvis4Prez on Sep 6, 2010 12:55 PM CDT reply actions  

Inside of your eye lids.

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Sep 6, 2010 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

not till tonight.

I think there’s a high school game on somewhere.

Might be forced to switch.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by IrishP1 on Sep 6, 2010 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm watching Cocaine Cowboys on Netflix right now. Recommend it.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Sep 6, 2010 12:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah, that's good

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Sep 6, 2010 12:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

the doc or

the mob movie? I looked at Netflix and there are two films named Cocaine Cowboy. The doc looks interesting.

by Hubris on Sep 6, 2010 1:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

The doc, ready to play.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Sep 6, 2010 1:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

pornhub

Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.

by Texas Jihad on Sep 6, 2010 1:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

spankwire

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by IrishP1 on Sep 6, 2010 1:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

tube8

"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha

by booyakasha on Sep 6, 2010 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules

by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 6, 2010 12:55 PM CDT reply actions  

there's a big difference between catching a break

and getting your ass whooped.

TOR and MIN own Texas. Period. End of argument.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by IrishP1 on Sep 6, 2010 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Get him the fuck out of there.

Tommy Hunter is not even a #4 pitcher.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 6, 2010 12:55 PM CDT reply actions  

So you're judging based on the last one start?

That’s smart.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 6, 2010 12:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

I said using their last start.

And you said Hunter is not even a #4 pitcher. As much as I like you as poster, that’s a pretty bullshit statement. He is their number four pitcher but looking over the top pitchers last starts, nobody looks like a one, two, three, or four starter. I’m just saying if you look at the starters, Holland has had the best start. But for you to say Hunter is not the number for starter, then you might as well say that Lee is not the number one starter, Lewis is not the number two starter, CJ is not the number three starter, and Hunter is not the number four starter. But that would be pretty long range silly!

by Philar on Sep 6, 2010 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not judging Hunter on one start.

He can’t keep the ball in the yard. Period. It’s gone on long enough now that it’s not a random act.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 6, 2010 1:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Motherfucker

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Sep 6, 2010 12:55 PM CDT reply actions  

Depressedome

2009 Rangers thru game 136- 76-60—down 5.5 games

2010 Rangers thru 136- 75-61—up 8 games

we have a worse record than last year at this point. I just made myself even more depressed

by Doc Mabee on Sep 6, 2010 12:55 PM CDT reply actions  

Man

The Rangers are so unlucky!! These damn umps!

Fuck Arias

by hornedfrogs45 on Sep 6, 2010 12:56 PM CDT reply actions  

Oh look

The Rangers are losing again.

by AfterSchoolSpecial on Sep 6, 2010 12:56 PM CDT reply actions  

We look like we've never played on turf before.

Fuck this team.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 6, 2010 12:57 PM CDT reply actions  

FUCK THE RANGERS

What a big load of suck they have turned into. 4 ina row with Feldman going tomorrow means 5 in a row. With the Yankees this weekend we could be looking at a Padres type of implossion

by FBH22 on Sep 6, 2010 12:57 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

HOORAY

KNEE JERK. GTFO

Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules

by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 6, 2010 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Go away stupid moron newb

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Sep 6, 2010 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kiss my ass

I don’t know what your problem is & I’m at the point I really don’t care.

by FBH22 on Sep 6, 2010 1:18 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Yeah, you can really tell your indifference in posts like this.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 6, 2010 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Welp

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Sep 6, 2010 12:57 PM CDT reply actions  

xXx

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by IrishP1 on Sep 6, 2010 12:59 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

I'm in a glass case of emotion

Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules

by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 6, 2010 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Do the Rangers have any action in the pen?

It’s too much trouble for Barnett to mention something like that.

by jcAustin on Sep 6, 2010 12:58 PM CDT reply actions  

3 in Toronto where we get our asses pounded.

Followed by three against the Yankees.

Could be a 9 game losing streak by this time next week.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 6, 2010 12:58 PM CDT reply actions  

So how does this work, exactly?

Are you the only one that’s allowed to get upset, and can it only be after a game when people are allowed to rant?

I’m tired of your contradictory bullshit every time someone posts in anger, like you are some kind of paragon of rational thinking.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 6, 2010 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

There is a differnece between being angry and constantly saying negative insane things.

Like you do, and half the ranger fans do. If you watched this team, and who they’re putting out. How they’re playing it’s pretty obviously to see this is just a little slump and injuries. We have an eight game lead with 25 games to go and people wanna bitch and say we are horrible? And we’re gonna lose the lead is ridiculous.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

My blog: That's baseball for you

by iorange555 on Sep 6, 2010 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Simpsons is widely recognized

as the funniest show of all time by critics and fans alike. The first 10 seasons of the show are absolutely incredible. You are retarded.

Fuck Arias

by hornedfrogs45 on Sep 6, 2010 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Of all time?

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Sep 6, 2010 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

There is no universe wherein the Simpsons is funnier than MASH or Seinfeld.

And I have probably seen every episode of the Simpsons ever, and I’m not really a big fan of Seinfeld.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 6, 2010 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Go back and look at the first few seasons of The Simpsons

And tell me how well they’ve aged.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 6, 2010 1:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

They're still awesome.

Season 3 of the Simpsons is still incredible. Lisa needs braces. Timmy in the well. Michael Jackson and Homer in the mental institution. Flaming Moe’s. The baseball episode.

Fuck Arias

by hornedfrogs45 on Sep 6, 2010 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

So you can name them

Bully for you.

Doesn’t mean the series as a whole hasn’t aged terribly.

And that it shouldn’t have ended about five or six years ago, if not earlier.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 6, 2010 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

I will concede season 1

but it was 13 episodes, and the writing team was still finding its voice.

Fuck Arias

by hornedfrogs45 on Sep 6, 2010 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Everything is funnier than Seinfeld.

If I found out today I had cancer it would still be funnier than Seinfeld.

MASH is awesome though.

by Arson55 on Sep 6, 2010 1:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

They come a distant second behind South Park IMO

in animated comedies, and fuck Family Guy

/ducks

"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha

by booyakasha on Sep 6, 2010 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

you do realize that humor

varies from person to person? I’d hardly proclaim someone has a mental illness because they don’t find an overweight bald cartoon singing “spiderpig” while he walks it across the ceiling, funny.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

My blog: That's baseball for you

by iorange555 on Sep 6, 2010 1:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well there's the tenth loss, then.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 6, 2010 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Man

If we have a 07 Mets implosion. I will die. :(

by liamluong on Sep 6, 2010 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

The A's aren't really the Phillies

"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha

by booyakasha on Sep 6, 2010 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

What a fucking joke of a team

It’s NOT time assholes. AL west should just forefit their playoff spot.

by SaltyGoesYard on Sep 6, 2010 12:58 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Where can I find good park stats year over year?

I’m having trouble finding Rogers Centre stats on baseball-reference

"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha

by booyakasha on Sep 6, 2010 12:58 PM CDT reply actions  

Another fantastic DMN poster comes in with comments that don't even make sense.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 6, 2010 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Actually

Too much *chan browsing was a product of that.

But you caught the bait.

by AfterSchoolSpecial on Sep 6, 2010 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hell

We’re getting mocked by the Blue Jays announcers right now.

by AfterSchoolSpecial on Sep 6, 2010 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

so

whats the record going to be over these next 7 games. 1-6? 2-5?

by selppuc on Sep 6, 2010 1:00 PM CDT reply actions  

Since the mantis showed up the Rangers

have lost Hambone, Elvis, and Cliff and are about to be 7-8…thanks for nothing Mantis

Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.

by Texas Jihad on Sep 6, 2010 1:01 PM CDT reply actions  

Yep.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Sep 6, 2010 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well,

this is fun.

"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan

by Conjunction on Sep 6, 2010 1:01 PM CDT reply actions  

Think I'll get caught up on some "Bored To Death"

before the new season starts…..

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by IrishP1 on Sep 6, 2010 1:01 PM CDT reply actions  

Who has the balls to call a "Players Only" Meeting?

takers?

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by IrishP1 on Sep 6, 2010 1:02 PM CDT reply actions  

MY

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Sep 6, 2010 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Young has to do it

Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules

by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 6, 2010 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Frenchy ha

Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010

by RangersSD on Sep 6, 2010 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Josh

Would be Elvis, but he’s too young to be heard

"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha

by booyakasha on Sep 6, 2010 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

What would anyone say?

“Hunter, don’t give up home runs like you have been incredibly prone to do!”
“Vladdy, stop sucking ass at the plate!”
“Entire team, stop making defensive miscues all over the diamond!”

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 6, 2010 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

I am telling you

the mantis is a false prophet. I got booed last time I said that but I have to say it anyway.

I soloed in the Mile High Club!

by horsedooty on Sep 6, 2010 1:02 PM CDT reply actions  

agreed.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by IrishP1 on Sep 6, 2010 1:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hellfire and brimstone for you!

"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha

by booyakasha on Sep 6, 2010 1:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

are you callin' me the Undertaker?

heh.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by IrishP1 on Sep 6, 2010 1:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have shit on the mantis from the beginning

and no one would listen

Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.

by Texas Jihad on Sep 6, 2010 1:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

I wasn't around for the initial Mantis sighting

and it blew up faster than Hypercolor t-shirts, girbaud jeans, and slap bracelets.

I don’t get it either.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by IrishP1 on Sep 6, 2010 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Irish people are smarter

Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.

by Texas Jihad on Sep 6, 2010 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

so are racists.

wait, what was the question?

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by IrishP1 on Sep 6, 2010 1:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't make me put a Jihad on you

Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.

by Texas Jihad on Sep 6, 2010 1:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Durka durka muhammad jihad!

"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha

by booyakasha on Sep 6, 2010 1:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

they just took a north on bakka lakka dakka street!

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by IrishP1 on Sep 6, 2010 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rally time!

"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha

by booyakasha on Sep 6, 2010 1:02 PM CDT reply actions  

It sure doesn't feel like that....

I feel like we’ll never score a run again….

If I had a gun to my head and had to pick one pitcher to pitch a game to save my life.... I'd pick 1999 Rick Helling.

by matthewbschultz83 on Sep 6, 2010 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

But he wins!
LoneStarDugout Through three innings today, Tommy Hunter has a 6.81 ERA since July 30, and he’s allowed 12 homers in 39.2 innings.

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Sep 6, 2010 1:03 PM CDT reply actions  

Is Tommy Hunter

The Vince Young of baseball?

by liamluong on Sep 6, 2010 1:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

I heard Tommy can speak and write English though

"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha

by booyakasha on Sep 6, 2010 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

1B came of the bag before the out

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Sep 6, 2010 1:04 PM CDT reply actions  

naw

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Sep 6, 2010 1:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't give a shit about the no-third-out-at-third, we are getting our asses kicked

Props on the hustle Vladdy

"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha

by booyakasha on Sep 6, 2010 1:04 PM CDT reply actions  

Ya, where's your shittalkin now Lewin? We need the hustle!

"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha

by booyakasha on Sep 6, 2010 1:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

I care about it.

When you are down 6 runs, you don’t take a chance on a third out. So now they are down by only five, but the odds probably weren’t worth it.

by Philar on Sep 6, 2010 1:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jesus

Vlad…sometimes you just…ugh…

Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules

by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 6, 2010 1:05 PM CDT reply actions  

Here we go

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Sep 6, 2010 1:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

No chance.

Wells would have nailed him.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 6, 2010 1:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

No feakin way

"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha

by booyakasha on Sep 6, 2010 1:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

THERE GOES THE SHUTOUT!!!

Time for the second step of the plan

Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules

by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 6, 2010 1:05 PM CDT reply actions  

profit?

"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan

by Conjunction on Sep 6, 2010 1:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

We still have to keep them from hitting home runs off Hunter somehow.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 6, 2010 1:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Easy

we pull Hunter

Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules

by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 6, 2010 1:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

At least Murph gives a shit

/water guy

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Sep 6, 2010 1:06 PM CDT reply actions  

Hah, Fan590

“That’ll plate Guerrero at some point, as he touches the plate here…”

by Wes M on Sep 6, 2010 1:06 PM CDT reply actions  

Best part of this game thus far?

We got our first commercial for “The League” on FX.

Can’t wait for the new season.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by IrishP1 on Sep 6, 2010 1:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Yep

wish the first season had more eps. It was gold.

"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan

by Conjunction on Sep 6, 2010 1:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

ha

all hail the shiva

Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules

by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 6, 2010 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hate that show.

It’s basically just an excuse to see how crude they can be. Crude can be funny if it’s done right, but not if it’s done just for the sake of being crude.

IASIP >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The League

by Past A Diving Michael Young on Sep 6, 2010 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

what about Blue Mountain State?

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by IrishP1 on Sep 6, 2010 1:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

as far as raunchy goes, BMS kills the League.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by IrishP1 on Sep 6, 2010 1:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not a fan of daylight, we never play well

"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha

by booyakasha on Sep 6, 2010 1:11 PM CDT reply actions  

or north of the mason dixon line.

I wonder what our record is north of KC?

DET
MIN
BOS
NYY
TOR

I bet it isn’t all cherry.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by IrishP1 on Sep 6, 2010 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

No

"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha

by booyakasha on Sep 6, 2010 1:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like him.

Just wait.....you'll see.....

by b.pate on Sep 6, 2010 1:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'd love to bring Blanco back next year.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 6, 2010 1:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

scrappy lil' bastard.

He’s awesome.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by IrishP1 on Sep 6, 2010 1:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Sep 6, 2010 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is Josh defending the fuckin Umpire?

"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha

by booyakasha on Sep 6, 2010 1:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Nope.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Sep 6, 2010 1:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

You know why he's only had 1 prior to yesterday, Josh?

Because it shouldn’t have been called at all. It should be so incredibly obvious what happened before you should EVER call it.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 6, 2010 1:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Josh has seen AJM's list.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 6, 2010 1:17 PM CDT reply actions  

nice hustle, you sorry sack o' shit.

Kins, WTF?!

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by IrishP1 on Sep 6, 2010 1:18 PM CDT reply actions  

I think he thought it would be a base hit.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 6, 2010 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

actually, I'd prefer a bench clearing brawl, Morgan style!

light a fire under these boys asses!!!!

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by IrishP1 on Sep 6, 2010 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

We need that big time

"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha

by booyakasha on Sep 6, 2010 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

There needs to be a three team brawl between the Yankees, Rays and Twins.

They need to beat each other to death so maybe the Rangers will have a shot in the playoffs.

by casew on Sep 6, 2010 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm sure Tommy can bean Bautista or Wells just fine.

works both ways….

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by IrishP1 on Sep 6, 2010 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Was Michael half way to third? Dead ball right?

"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha

by booyakasha on Sep 6, 2010 1:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Nevermind, not close

"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha

by booyakasha on Sep 6, 2010 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

And then that happened...

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Sep 6, 2010 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah, that's about right.

get two on with two outs only to ground out or fly out.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by IrishP1 on Sep 6, 2010 1:21 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm gonna link this post after the game.

I have a good feeling about today. I think we’re gonna pull this one out. Something big is gonna happen.

Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules

by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 6, 2010 1:22 PM CDT reply actions  

It would be proof that blind squirrels need a bit of luck.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 6, 2010 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

PADMY.

I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 6, 2010 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

So you assume we were playing in Cleveland?

(on a steamy day?)

"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha

by booyakasha on Sep 6, 2010 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Hehe

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Sep 6, 2010 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's nasty

Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.

by Texas Jihad on Sep 6, 2010 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well the "dirt" on the back of pants

was from a line drive right at him

Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.

by Texas Jihad on Sep 6, 2010 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't get it.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Sep 6, 2010 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Did I miss something?

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Sep 6, 2010 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is the new Robin Hood worth watching?

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Sep 6, 2010 1:23 PM CDT reply actions  

yes

great movie. hoping they keep the story going

by Doc Mabee on Sep 6, 2010 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Love Riddley Scott

So I prolly will see it.

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Sep 6, 2010 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

my wife convinced me...I wanted no part in it

so glad she’s the smart one of the two of us. really enjoyed that movie

by Doc Mabee on Sep 6, 2010 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

TY

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Sep 6, 2010 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah.

where the hell did they come from? Did they split denton high and denton rider?

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by IrishP1 on Sep 6, 2010 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm going to the game... being a Cedar Hill alum

Going to watch some destructification.

Replace Jim Knox

by benjihana on Sep 6, 2010 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Cedar got their asses whooped two weeks ago.

did they lose a lot of seniors?

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by IrishP1 on Sep 6, 2010 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

What's that QB that went to OSU doing?

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Sep 6, 2010 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hahaha - the one the "went" to OSU?

And got in trouble before getting there?

Replace Jim Knox

by benjihana on Sep 6, 2010 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Define "home field advantage"

opening your roof halfway through a game.

it should stay open or close for the entire game. my two cents.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by IrishP1 on Sep 6, 2010 1:26 PM CDT reply actions  

I agree with AJM here...

… not a big deal, as teams pitch and hit each inning, not like there is a defined advantage by having it early in a game versus late. Both teams have to face the change.

Replace Jim Knox

by benjihana on Sep 6, 2010 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

when the sun hits like it is right now in TOR, that has to be a hinderence for the visiting team, I'd think.

TOR would be used to it, b/c they do it all the time.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by IrishP1 on Sep 6, 2010 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

So...

Be glad the roof was closed for half the game, then.

by Adam J. Morris on Sep 6, 2010 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

meaning?

TOR has the advantage of the sun now. Texas doesn’t.

"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by IrishP1 on Sep 6, 2010 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

You don't get enough of an advantage in the half inning while it opens.

And I don’t necessarily agree that the open roof makes it more difficult for the Rangers to come back (our lineup doesn’t need help)

"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha

by booyakasha on Sep 6, 2010 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

must be strategy.....

Toronto gets a big lead……open the roof.

Just wait.....you'll see.....

by b.pate on Sep 6, 2010 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

wow

I bet Vernon is an Arlington native too

Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules

by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 6, 2010 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ha

That’s ridiculous.

Replace Jim Knox

by benjihana on Sep 6, 2010 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Where you been sucka?

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Sep 6, 2010 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Worrrrrrrrrrking

and was out late last night. Eek.

Replace Jim Knox

by benjihana on Sep 6, 2010 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thru 5 innings

Hunter — 73 pitches, 46 strikes
Romero — 73 pitches, 47 strikes

by Adam J. Morris on Sep 6, 2010 1:27 PM CDT reply actions  

Thru 5 innings

Toronto – 6
Rangers – 1

Toki: Clowns are, statistically, the most hated of all creatures.
Skwisgaar: Statisticallies or not, but, uh, just don'ts likes this guy.

by Dr.Rockso on Sep 6, 2010 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

It may be time to go watch Machete again

Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.

by Texas Jihad on Sep 6, 2010 1:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Any good?

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Sep 6, 2010 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

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